#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Welcome back to the basement yard, oh, oh, oh, oh, I was doing it and then I started cleaning and then I'm doing it back again. I should have pissed. Ah, I should have peed before. I should have all your locked in now. I'll hold it. I'll hold it till he adds. But don't hold it physically. And did you used to do that as a kid? Did you pinch your little peepee? Hmm. What? You would pinch your wiener? Let me just one minute, 10 seconds in there. Okay. No. Wait, is it you who said that you used to stop your pee in the middle of peeing by pinching your wiener? There is a tone coming from your voice. But is that you? Not me now. I'm not like now cutting it off just to fucking sh-- for shits and gigs. Yeah. I have at times been able to pinch it. Close the door. You know? Close the storm drain or whatever they say. Hold the door. Hold the door, you know? But, but yeah. You didn't do that as a kid when you had to pee. I would just kind of like fiddle with it. What? See, that's weirder. That's weird. The pinching makes sense. No, it doesn't. I feel like when I have to pee, I can buy myself 10 minutes of not having to pee. By like, like, like holding your breath, like, no, like breathing the piss back into my body. Okay. You know, no, don't do this thing that you guys do sitting in your ivory tower, looking down on me like, I'm a fucking idiot. I can't breathe my piss back into my body, sue me. You can't like, and then like absorb some of your pee again. When I, when I have to pee, you know what I do. If I got to pee really bad, you know, you get that like, pain kind of. Yeah. The only thing that kind of relieves that pain is if I stand like this, just break the whole set. Like if I, if I stand like this. So like, like, I have to like, be bent over. Well, because when you're standing up straight, you're putting pressure on, yeah. See, like, you're putting pressure. I'm like, I'm like throwing my ship back. You fucking throwing it back on them. Yeah. So, so, okay, I guess that kind of relieves some sort of pain. But like when I'm sitting, I do get that because like, if I'm sitting and I have to pee sometimes, I'll like a buckle everything. Pull like the waist of my pants out. Yep. You know, so I'm in like a more natural sitting position. Yeah, yeah. If I wake up and I have to pee and I'm on my left side, I could buy myself like five, maybe if I roll around to the other side, I don't know. Because it has to drain back into its pee position. Yeah, something like that. I'm with you there. I am. I'm honestly with you. You're like five feet from our bathroom. How do you know? I'm assuming there's an hour bathroom, like you're just sleeping together. I said, what? That would be crazy. Yeah. I said, you're, I said, a bathroom. It could be eight feet. You don't know. Sometimes the point is that it's closed. Yeah, but you just don't want to get up sometimes when it comes to, yes, exactly. When it comes to having to piss in the middle of the night, logic escapes just for being able to sleep comfortably longer and in a deeper sense. I do close my eyes and pee sitting down in the middle of the night. Sure. Whatever works for you. But what I'm saying is like, I will push, I will push having to pee in the night until like I'm getting to that that point of a dream where I'm like in front of a urinal and I'm like, all right, now I know if I piss in this urinal, I'm going to actually piss the bit. I, well, I actually get this part because if it's the middle of the night and I have to pee, I will hold my piss until I'm like hallucinating from pain and then I'll go. I, I don't know if that's a good thing to do. I think we've learned from, it doesn't happen often. I mean, hallucinating, that seems like you're a way past like the threshold for having to do that. Exaggerating comedy show. I didn't know if you were actually seeing stars when you piss. No, no, no, but you know when you have to pee real bad and then you finally get the chance to pee and your, and your penis is like, we're going to let it out slower than normal. Yeah, it's like it's like my, my, my dick blue balls me. You know, like, okay. Oh, you, you want a piece so bad, don't you? Yeah, it's like, here's a little bit of pee. You're going to my pace, bitch. Like, when you just like have to pee and like you go, it's like you get a cheeky pee in your piss. I could power wash some pavers with my piss. I know, but then when you really have to pee and you've been holding it for so long and you finally get out of the Uber and then you run into your room, uh, run into the room and then you run into your bathroom and then you take a pee. It's like, it's gotta warm up. I'm telling you right now, like, I would be afraid to sit when I pee because like at that level when you're saying like in the middle of the night, because I would have to aim this thing straight down because that stream will come out the front of my fucking toilet seat. You know what I'm saying? This thing, it's like for 40,000 psi of piss. Whose voice is that? 40,000. 40,000 psi of piss. Yeah, no, middle of the night. I'm sitting down. I'm closing my eyes and I'm trying to say in a dream while I am pee. If you could take a pill that like would guarantee you don't have to piss during the night, would you take it nightly? I don't pee in the night often. Really? I piss at least once a night. I would say I only pee in the middle of the night if like I had drank a lot of water. See, the thing is like I don't I I I've gotten better with drinking more fluids during the day, but Becca every night has a bottle like a bottle of ice water next to like on her nightstand. So I'm more likely to be in bed and drink water because she has it in this right there. You know what I mean? You take her water. So I'll take her water and then I won't give it back and I'll say no water for you. I'm gonna get up and be there. No, but like it's right there. So like I probably drink more consistently when I'm lying in bed than when I do during the day. What was the most annoying thing you've ever knocked over on your nightstand next to your bed? Oh, Becca. All right, this is a real story and this was like one of the first arguments we got into. What could this be? This is a real thing and I want you to tell me where you where like if you agree with me or probably her. I can before we begin I'm on her side. Okay. All right. I'll jump on that too. We it was when we were like first dating we were maybe like a little a little over a little under a year into dating and she like spent the night at my place and she had gotten a nice coffee and I don't know if your partners are like this but she takes two sips of her coffee and then she needs her big coffee. It takes two sips and she's like I've had enough and I've had enough. I'm like just get a smaller coffee dude and she left it on my nightstand and I went to make my bed and again this was 24 year old Frankie so cut me some fucking slack okay and I went to make my bed and in throwing my blanket I knocked it over and it fell on the floor okay and I was pissed at myself but also I said to her I was like next time don't leave coffee on my nightstand and I think now that I'm saying it out loud I realize I was a douchebag in that moment. No I don't think that was I thought it was gonna be way worse I think you're still you're I'm leaning you so really keep going so like I knocked it over and it was my fault but also her fault not her fault yeah I get you being like you know like it's not like don't leave it on my nightstand because I like to make my bed really hard yeah you know it's not like you know you were looking for to have to push in some of the blame. I think I was just in a pissy mood that day and probably we just have it a bad day and I was just like this and this has it because of you I make my bed hard yeah I'm I'm fluffin it yeah I was laying down whipped the blanket off me chocolate milk all over and he like you're a girl everywhere with a glass of chocolate milk on your nights it was also why you drink and milk on your nightstand it was a red solo cup even crazy it was a red solo cup of chocolate milk yeah honestly you're not hoping what is the occasion how does that call for you 12 it was just just there's chocolate milk there was were you 12 that was not 12 how old were you it this was like a year ago so why are you doing that is crazy this is like a year ago I understand like you can get away milk to bed like a kid yeah like what are you you're just like you have oh let me go get my warm glass of chocolate milk have you ever done that before bed like actually because you thought I was gonna help you sleep had warm milk no I've done that warm milk is disgusting they were like nights in college where I like couldn't fall asleep so I would just like microwave a cup of milk for like 30 seconds and drink it why wouldn't you just have tea or something it was college like you know you worked on hand is on hand you know I didn't have much going on yeah yeah you did you drink it out of a saucer yeah you lapped it up not a fucking red solo cup like don't don't don't don't stop over here don't start tossing things after a rob yeah no that's kind of what the coolest guys never sure of sure anything in your bedroom on yeah yeah of course I've spelt mesh in my bedroom I mean water I usually try to keep water on my night stand in the middle of the night too because if you wake up and then you don't you like in the middle of the night you're just fucking thirsty when I have like a cold fucking thing or water and then you have like freezing cold water and then you're so thirsty you know I'm sucking this thing down and it's I shouldn't have done that but like I was suck out I'm like drinking this thing and it's hey so good and it makes me cool I love that so you can do it go ahead I don't know you got you got them no I was just gonna say like it's the it's the like coffee chocolate milk those types like that color of liquid that is the worst because then it stains Like if it's water I don't give a fuck yeah, I never have something that isn't water in my bedroom Like I don't drink and eat in my bed Danny one time He had body wash on his night stand and in the middle of the night What's going on in your body wash on his night stand and why do you wash his pants at the middle of the night? I don't know why he had it but in the middle of night. He was so thirsty Fully stop stop fully. I promise this is his story was he an e-breated. I don't know Did he have a couple two trees? I don't know I think he's just a kind of a weird dude, but I've had like I've had beer on my nightstand We're like I'm like the night before like you know having a party having beers or whatever and then I just like go to my bed And I unexpectedly fall asleep. I've had beer like that sure tea. I've had tea on my nightstand I've had tea also, you know chocolate milk like you're a fucking like a war veteran from the 40s is great Like you drinking your you drinking your opal team. That's like having a plate of spaghetti on your nightstand Yeah, oh that would be bad. I don't like in your nightstand Honestly a weird collection of stuff like charge a charger or like an old charger cool There's like a like a journal that I never wrote in That I always said that's where we go. Yeah, that I always said like I would try writing it in dude journaling But yeah, not not much cool. It's kind of like a message or mind messy too. Yeah, but I have all the like you remember I said I don't throw out the funeral cards. They're all in my nightstand all of them net Like so you when you get new nightstands you transfer funeral cards from nightstand to nightstand. I don't do that Actively, it just ends up being there. Where else am I gonna put them? That's spooky. Yeah, it's like you have a bunch of people sleeping in your room with you Yeah, yeah, I'm at least none of them are drinking chocolate milk. All right. What do we do like a fuck like an alleyway cat? I I will say like I learned very quickly like I'm big now on like no eating in our bed Although Ruby ate in our bed this morning, but whatever we could do to like get her to go to school But like there was one night where I got home. We did we had like a double up day. I got home late And the girls were in my you know our room and they were like they both wanted cereal So I gave them bulls a cereal and they I was like all right You have to have it on the floor and I walked out and I came back and Ruby spilled hers and I as I was cleaning that one out Mave spilled hers like never I'm not doing this. Yeah, because with milk You don't need to just worry about it staining, but then the smell if you don't like Stinky dude. Oh my god spoiled milk smell is fucking up there with the worst smell Those are one of those stinks that I don't even like like sometimes I just we talk about we talk about it And you kind of like milk stink is milk stink is not good. No, you know what stink is fucking so good and stinky Basements think you know what I'm talking about. It's like a little wet and mildewy down there and like You don't like that. I don't think so. Oh, I love me mildew Not currently, but like in my old basements like you're just like oh this is a fucking cuz they say it Rule of thumb for when you guys are buying houses all basements get water. It's just about how you protect against it So like when you're down there, it's like this stinky like a little wet mildew basement a little hole Yeah, you're you're scaring me and him. Yeah, I'm very scared What's in your nightstand? Do I even want to know chocolate milk? Just nightstand things Stuff you might need. I don't know. Yeah, I know the answer is what I'm worried about. Yeah, it's just nothing nothing crazy. Nope, didn't you? Oh, that's really good. No, what did you just say extra battery sometimes for a TV remote? TV remote is that is how you need the batteries for a remote you know beat. Yeah, yeah, there we go No, you got some you got some stuff in there. I'm pretty sure he has a picture of you in his nice man So I mean, I'm not dead yet. So he wouldn't have a picture of me. But as soon as I die, he will. Yeah Do you have a picture of me hung up in your house anywhere? I'm trying to think of I do I don't think I do it would be like a group thing. I do I do you do I do I do where you know like my conscious was in your body. I do yeah, I have the um I don't know. Someone did you give someone or maybe you did someone. Oh, no, it was Lynch. I don't actually I have no idea. It's a picture of us On stage at in the well-mout But it's like when we went to shoot the promo video. Oh, this is the first time we were on a stage got you got you got you got you got you So it was like a picture from the back. Yeah, huh interesting. No pictures with me hung up in you, huh? I can't think of it. I honestly I don't have some but I don't know if I have have had them hung up yet We're still we just moved in like 10 months ago Come on, Joe. We've only been there for a whole year. How about you got to give me some slack Wait, damn, so we're finding out. I guess got some shit in his nice dad. I kind of and you getting down like that baby No, it's really nothing. Yeah, I said it's very time stop stop me when I'm getting close to the size Wow, do you have pictures up in your room? No, look on the walls. Do you? We have some art and we have an aura frame free plug. They're actually amazing Nice. Yeah, I ooh nightlight No, cuz I'm an adult. I am big guy Do you have one of those in the in the bathroom? We have like a setting on the light that you could put on night light mode But like if you could find that button you can you just turn this way You know what I mean at that point you're seeing in the dark here Ruby and Miles have like sound machines and have lights that come from them Mave sleep sort of light on I think I said I think I said this was a full light on She is a vampire that child. I think I've said this before but I still have my Light up like stars in one of the rooms and Tony. No, no, not in my bedroom. Not in my bedroom Wait, are you saying you know he's too old for those? Okay, yeah, Antonio First of all, he's sleeping in a bedroom With star ceiling and chocolate milk on his nice and then fucking vibrators in the night stand It's not a walk-in and arrest you for a fee pajamas to it's not my bedroom It's in like what used to be my old bedroom. I just never took him down what you had so who's in there now Danny? No, no, it's just like a an office kind of thing now. Okay, so you can be Dreaming you know I used to have one of those things are so cool We got them recently and then lost them my parents hated when we had those because they put them up And I peeled them off and there goes the paint. Yeah, yeah, that definitely happened at our place too. Oh, did I ever tell you about it? There was one time where you know I used to get leaks in my house. Oh, yeah, I remember that so my bedroom I was sleeping on the top bunk my room and Our room was leaking right and it's a mill of the night and like it's a pretty substantial leak like it's like water's coming in So I had to wake up my dad. He's Live it like furious that this is happening, right? So he It's like a little drip. He's like oh, you gotta be and then he I'm on the top bunk and I can see this is all happening Like in the dark, but the the light from the hallway is like casting on his face and he takes the drill And he just looks at me and I lost my Soking wet face so furious. It's like 3 a.m. There's a hole in my ceiling now. It's just pouring water Yeah, that was a thing they said that I remember my dad I don't know if it was my dad or my mom, but like seeing a leak and then like poking it with like yeah You know a pen or a drill or something to like so get the rest of it I guess I don't know how that makes sense bro. I have it like etched in my mind of his face covered in water Yeah, he's soaking wet. Oh my god. There was another time with my dad This is a similar story but we were redoing the bathroom upstairs and my dad was in the kitchen He's going he's telling me in Keith. He's like go upstairs with this Like a jug and he's like pour water down the drain I want to see if there's a leak or whatever the fuck right so there but there was a leak So he's underneath it is a guard poor a little bit right he's yelling because he's trying to get through the floor We can hear him totally fine So we start pouring and he starts yelling stop and me and Keith look at each other at the same time and both decide we're like Yo, he's screaming at the top of his lungs stop stop Don't pick water on it Oh Yeah, he was though his father. It's my dad that is yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny bro. It was so funny Yeah, I'm just I'm more confused and amazed at this fucking Confusing at bro if someone with your house was on room Raiders People will be like what the fuck is going to Danny's room? Chocolate milk fucking glow in the dark stars missceiling and they open your side of the nightstand and there's giant fucking vibrators How many pillows do you sleep with? (sniffing) - Three. - You got three. - Okay, normally two. - You get one of the legs though, right? - Legs or, or, you know. - You hook-- - You get one in the head. - Yeah, like fucking full Nelson, and then I got one on my head. - I go two. - Well, I don't have, it's probably not great either, but, like mine-- - Tell me you don't have sheets on your pillows, and I'll come over there for you. - I have sheets on my pillows. It's no one. - It's not the sheets on the bed. (laughing) - My bed's up against the wall. - Your headboard? - I have a headboard. - Oh, you were about to get it. You were about to get it. You saw that, right? - It's up against the wall, so I put a pillow to like stop stuff from falling over in between the wall and the bed. - Oh my god. - Wait, what? - Does that make sense? - There's a headboard? - There'd be a joint here. - I understand, we have a wedge pillow thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I use a pillow as a wedge pillow. - Yeah, we have, like, they sell like big, like, it looks like a right triangle, and it's a pillow. And you, like, put it there so nothing falls in between your bed and the, I know what you're saying. - It feels like a design issue. - Well, yeah, I mean, but you can't really tell that when you're buying the bed frame or the headboard or something like that. So, like-- - Or if the bottom of the wall is that weird little molding, so you can't really get the bed all the way in. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's not correct. - You can do about it. - It happens. - No, you can do about it. - Oh god. - It's a fucking gun, though. - Yeah, I also sleep in an ice-cold room 'cause Becca likes the fan on every night. - Same, fan? - I don't like wind, but I like cold. - Oh, I don't like sleeping in cold. - I don't like the wind on my face. - I don't like it. - Do you sleep, do you ever put the covers over your head? - No. - No, I don't. I would be too afraid of that, honestly. - Sometimes I put it like this and I go like that. - I put your face out? - Yeah, I got to stick your face out a little bit. - I put my, like, if this is the blanket, I take my end of the blanket and I roll it up and put it in between my legs. - See your head not even under 'em? - No, I am, so I'm under it, but like, it comes to like a fucking curls around me. - Oh, okay. - Like a little burrito. - Like a little, call it being sardine. - Yeah. - Yeah, I love that. Oh my God. You know what I was thinking the other day? 'Cause I was burning a candle. This is so out of left field. - Yeah. - What the fuck is wax? Oil, isn't it? But it's wax, though. It's not oil. Oil is liquid, it's the liquidy. - When you harden it, it becomes wax. Like when you burn a candle and then like, it's like, give it a room temperature, it's hard. You could freeze something really cold to make it hard. Like where the fuck does wax come from? I know there's beeswax, but like, is that, that's not wax, wax. Maybe there's stuff added to it that makes it hard. Well, what the fuck is wax then? It's oil with some shit. But they've had wax. You're talking about modern engineered candles. They've had candles from fucking the Mediterranean. You know what is medieval? - Mediterranean. - Yeah. What is that? It's just, where are they getting medieval wax? It's probably oil and some other shit and you just mix it and then it can harden. But what? I don't know. Is it weird that you can melt the candle, catch the oil, harden it and there's the candle again? What's that? - Can you. - Doesn't it evaporates eventually? - It's like a little bit shorter, but it's right there. - You can create a forever candle. Like, if you have like, I've seen like, there are like candle dishes where it's like a stick on the top and then like a bowl on the bottom. And once the stick melts, it goes into the bottom and it basically creates a second candle. - That's kind of cool. - Honestly, like, I love those long white candles and when they burn and then it gets like, like on the side, it looks like Halloween. It reminds me of like, oh, there's like an old poisonous woman who looks at you. - Yes, you know. - But then they would give it to us for like, our friend went missing in the neighborhood and they would be like, "Kids, sit there and don't fucking play with these candles that are in your hand." That look awesome and we're sitting there and there's a dixie cup on the bottom of it and we're like, "Yeah, if you ever been to a vigil, those are good candles." - Great candles, bad reason to light them. - Yeah, yeah. - I mean, I guess a good reason to light them to visualize. - One time I think I walked in the Greek thing. - Oh yeah, the Greek thing. - They got good candles too. - And they've got a lot of candles and they smell different from normal candles. They smell like Greek church candles. - Yeah. - I was baptized in a Greek church, so I know. - Why did I walk in that? That was not funny. - It was like a cool thing to do. Like, so what Joey's referencing is, sorry, I don't know what it is now, but growing up, it was like, the biggest Greek, like concentrated community outside of Greece. And we had a lot of Greek churches and what they would do for like Easter or something. - Easter, and I'm sure there were other holidays too. They would just do straight, full on fucking parades, but they would walk like a block. - And it was like in the middle of the street, I remember. - Middle of the street. - I was at a bar one time and it turned around. I was like, "What's going on?" I thought it was a cult. - Yeah, they were coming for you. - Yeah, I was like, there's people with candles in the street. - But they were also short. - They were like two or three blocks. - Yeah. - And you would walk and like, if you were a part of the Greek church, they'd be like, "Ves y locutupita." And then give you a candle. And you'd walk the streets with this fucking candle for like St. Catherine or St. Demetrius. - Definitely wasn't Catherine. - No, they got St. Catherine churches. - Do they? - Yeah. - I know St. Demetrius. - Oh, St. Demetrius. - Demetrius. - St. Catharina. - I mean, Catherine is it? - It's Catharina. - Catharina? - Yeah, I guess so. - Stavros, stavros, Demetrius, stavros. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But yeah, that was naming people at the time. - I'm not even kidding, where I did not, I had like fucking 10 minutes where I was like, where in God's name does wax come from. 'Cause everything comes from somewhere. - I think it's like oils, but it's like, there's probably other stuff mixed in with it. - Yeah, but how did they know that back in medieval times? - They were mixed in all types of shit. I mean, they figured out how much stuff, they made wine. How the fuck do you figure that out? - I just left this thing here. - They left grape juice for a couple of days, they were like, woohoo, wha is that again? - But why would they leave it? - 'Cause they've forgotten. 'Cause they're drunk. - And then they, they also made mead. I wanna have mead. It sounds disgusting. It just sounds like a sweeter wine. - It sounds like it's like, earthy. My friend tried to make mead in his closet once. - There's this guy-- - Who do you hang out with? - There's this guy-- - It happens. - There's this guy on TikTok that makes mead, but out of different, he'll make a mountain do mead, or a fucking grape juice wine, like using store bought juices and sodas. - I bet the mountain do mead is good. - I can't imagine it's bad. - It's probably extremely alcoholic. - I haven't had a mountain do and sit down by a mountain do have the whole thing in 20 years. - What other places do you have? - Like a sip. Like if someone has a mountain do it, I'm just like, oh, let me have a sip of the mountain do. But that mountain do that I had that 20 years ago made quite the impact on me. - Yeah. - Because I, too, this day, we've not forgotten it. - Any sort of drink that has like an electric color, like an electric green or electric blue, I'm like, God, that's probably fucking fantastic. Do you remember mellow yellow? What's that? - It was like the other, it was like the other brand drink. - Or what was the explode or something like that? There was like the, 'cause you know how it's like Pepsi and Coke. - Yeah. - The like other brand mountain do was called like somewhat an X. - Something with an X. I remember seeing the bottle and there was just a big black X on it. - No, I don't know. - Are you looking that up? - Tryin' Xtreme. - Yeah, and they would like give it out with like Xbox, you know, like GameStop. You're like here. Take this copy of Blinks the Time Sweeper and have an explode. (laughs) - Blinks the Time Sweeper? - That was a great game. - It's an explode energy drink. - No. Maybe it was an X. - Surge? - Surge, it might have been, no, it wasn't Surge. - Wasn't Surge like a seven up. - Look up mid-2000s Mountain Dew Knockoff brand drink from the mid-2000s. - Mountain Lightning. - No. - Honestly. - They should sue them. - Of course enough. Like, if you got the Dew, you're not. If you got the Lightning, you got the Dew. You got the Dew, you might not have the Lightning. - I don't even know what that means. But we do have some sponsors speaking of, we have Squarespace. Okay, Squarespace is a website. We're gonna build your website, all right? If you have any commerce business or a retail or whatever it is, you need a professional looking website. We use Squarespace for all of our stuff because we think that they make the best looking websites and it's very easy because they have templates. 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I didn't have good lunches. I traded up for good lunches. I was a good little like trader. Were you that kid that was just like-- I'm going to trade this paperclip for this high fee. Paperclips weren't high commodity, but yeah, something like that. Either way, I have a question. Have you ever looked at a couple and went, hmm, are they siblings or are they dating? Of course. Well, I guess if you're asking if I'm looking at a couple and I know they're a couple, then I know that they're dating. So I've never done that. I can't even follow the logic what he just said. You invite him to parties? There's this Instagram page that posts pictures of couples-- Oh, my God. --or siblings. And I want you to decipher if these pairings are siblings or dating. OK. For example, these two. Are these siblings or are they dating? Why does that guy look so familiar? Also, why does he look like he's AI created? Wait, that guy looks mad familiar. He actually does look very-- Wait, that's Lance Schroll. Is it? Who's that? An F1 driver? Really? Yeah, there's a comment that says Lance, what are you doing here? Oh, that's Lance Schroll. Oh, I was like, what the hell am I going nuts? Well, hold on. Oh my God, yes. Lance Schroll, the driver. That's-- I knew for-- It's sorry, hold on. That's Lance Schroll. Do you know any drives for it? You know who he drives for. Joe, you don't want me to do this. Ant, do you know who he drives for? Mer. Come on. Mer? Mer. Mer. Mer. Nice try, idiot. Tell him. We're going to say it at the same time. I mean, come on, classic. It's a car brand. What color? I mean, who sees color nowadays? Well, OK. Can we say it together just so I know that you know? I know my fandom is concrete. I'm done. Three, two, one. Burr. [LAUGHS] Nice try. Burr. Nice try. I believe he's Canadian. That helps. That does. If he was from-- I'm not going to do that. Well, I don't know what you're saying. But I believe he's Canadian, so her wearing a giant hat. Canadians can drive? That's a little joke. I don't know why I did that. There's nothing about Canadians about the knot. I'll get it down. So I'm thinking that these people are dating because she might be from New York. But I believe he's Canadian. What do you think, Frankie? Yeah, I mean, again, Joey's using context clues here, and I am very appreciative of it. The New York Giants hat. If he is Canadian, they don't have football up there. And-- but they are sitting mighty-- like, if this is your sister, that's a crazy pose. Yeah, I'm going to say dating. I'm saying dating, too. OK. Whoa, two siblings. All right. OK, here we go. Hey, my close. I love my siblings. I don't know if I love them. Yeah, that's a little-- That's too much for me. That's too much for me. That's a lot. All right, what about these two? Siblings are dating. These two look familiar, too. Am I crazy? Yeah. That guy doesn't ring a bell. Siblings are dating. He looks like a scarecrow to me. He looks like-- he looks like a werewolf, as he's about to transform. Look at his hands. Are his hands on his bigger than his head? I'm going to say these people are, I'm hoping dating. But I was thrown off by the last one. Why are you hoping? Again, that's-- That's like a weird pose. I would never sit with my sister like this. Yeah, that is a very-- His hands kind of on the side, but don't really look alike? Yeah, they don't look alike at all. Like, normally you could see people and you say, OK, I could see the relation there, like. The features are significantly different. Yeah, I'm going to say that they're-- I'm going to say dating. Dating. Dating? Dating. Siblings. That's a-- I'm going to say a pattern. Over, too. Over, too. All right. Jesus Christ. I don't know what they are, dating or siblings-wise, but they're fucking staring at me, and I feel a whole being burnt in my forehead. Yeah, this is kind of wild. This is like when you look out and you like-- when you look out of your window and you hear an owl, this is what you expect to see those eyes. I will say, I'm going to say they're siblings, but if they are dating, they shouldn't, because clearly they are related. Got it. I will tell you this. If they-- Yeah, they look very similar. Like, look at the lips. Yeah, they have the same face shape as those eyes. Their nose is kind of similar, and it's build. Listen, man, I think, again, if they are dating, then I think they should both do like a 23 in me, and then they will find out that there's some-- Yeah, I'm going to say siblings here. This guy's going to end up like Frank's family or some-- Oh, oh! Where's my family catching strings here? I'm in your one uncle or whatever. There was one cousin that did marry another cousin, but he's distant enough that it has no blood bearing on me. These two are dating. Wow. Yeah. I mean, don't say that with the opposite of what I think. The opposite of what you think. Yeah. That's crazy, wow. All right, so let's go. Why not? Here. What do you think? Siblings are dating. But now you get-- now you two are locking in. Yeah, I mean, now that we've been wrong about every single one-- This is, like, a less uncomfortable pose if you're siblings, but still not great. There's-- have you ever heard of this thing that people do where it's like the lean challenge in a picture or something like that? Where is that? Where it's like-- they draw a line with the person's posture and it's like the person that's leaning cares for the person more or something like that. I don't dark magic. Obviously, I don't know it well enough to be able to describe it, but-- It actually looks like they might have multiple pictures. You want to go to the next one? Do they? They might not have the answer. Okay, this help hurt dad does look a little dating though like it looks a little like we're dating You know, hey, we're dating like hey, it's us you know us we're dating Okay, is there another one or no there might be one more. I don't there we go There was a sneaky for down here, but I don't know what that last one's for. Oh Interesting all right, hmm. Have you ever had like a like a Weird like oh, no, that's my sister moment or something like that No, I think I've told you the story where my sister and I were doing karaoke and we were singing paradise by the dashboard light And then midway through the song had the realization of what the song is about and stopped and just walked off the stage Yeah, we it was like okay, this is yeah, we're like oh yeah time to time to go. All right. What about here? siblings are dating Oh, that kind of strikes me as siblings wait, I'm gonna say siblings because Wait, there's no way to what the There's no way to tell let's just keep that one Why there's no like answer. Oh, okay, I was gonna say he kind of looks like kid rock Oh All right, let's go here siblings are dating ooh That's a tough one Um, is that a mullet? It's a little mullet. Oh That makes me lean one way a little more That makes me think that there's a possible Venn diagram situation going here What you said freckled like it's a they're very freckled. They're freckled. Yeah, they are I'm gonna say dating. I'm gonna say siblings Because they do look very similar. I'm looking at like teeth structure. Mm-hmm. I'm looking at all like even the smile They're similarities the bone structure the cheeks. Mm-hmm. They look Similar they're under an umbrella So that makes me feel like they're dating Dating what an umbrella every time how would how would that even how did you even get to that? I don't know man What about Hmm Man, I'm finding I'm awful at this. Yeah, it's not very good Some people just take photos together that are like nuts. What about here siblings are dating well? That's that's really tough I kind of want to say they're I'm gonna say they're siblings again. They do look similar. Yeah, they're eyes I think because I want to say dating. I'm going to go siblings. I want to say siblings. This is like my sister in siblings Dating I try how how am I this consistently bad? How can we not get one? Yeah, I think I got one and you got one We both single-handedly got one. Mm-hmm. Have you ever seen like a couple in public and like be like oh They must be siblings and then they kiss or something like that We recently spoke about like you will see like people on first dates and you'll like imagine like what they're talking about and stuff These people are siblings siblings. Yeah, I can just tell the eyes the eye like the structure of the forehead and the eyes I do nothing. I win nothing by being Contrarian here. So I will I will agree with Joey siblings siblings siblings great job got one really good job that never happened to me But what did happen to me was the opposite so one time I was at a wedding and there was this girl there and I was with MP and we were like dancing at this wedding I mean we we know this girl. You know where she is - and First and last nope and initials If I gave you her initials, you wouldn't know who was but We were noticing we thought that she was like fighting with her Boyfriend or husband or something and we were like Damn like they're like clearly like unhappy people or whatever is going on and Then we saw them in the airport and it was like the whole thing is that I was her brother So like they didn't look that alike, but I thought they were dating For some reason they were like fighting or something and I was like I thought they were like I don't know Interesting there was like there was like eight those people are siblings right in the middle those white bastards Here nope nope dead center here. Yeah, those white bastards. Those are siblings. Yeah, absolutely Frankie They have to be this there's the bone structure is so niche and unique. They have to be siblings Man, that's so tough. I don't know the eyes. The eyes are so different though, but the jaws the eyes are so different. There's no way siblings I'm gonna go dating Dating get out of here. How did you find your job match? That's unbelievable. There was a Growing up I'm not gonna say I'm not even growing up. It was later until like my like teenage years there was like A a family that was like tangentially around like the friend group and stuff like that and I'm not obviously not gonna say where they are, but like the joke was that the brother and sister were like really close Well like like I know these people Yes, you know not I wouldn't say no then like if I told you the name you'd be like oh like if I Not well, it was around you not me. No, like they had come around like once or twice. Okay Oh, did they know maybe they didn't but like the the point of it was just like they were very like ill I'm leaving the room. I'm coming with you. You know like a brother and sister. Yeah, and like just people just be like It was weird, but Okay, what no, no, is it like Friends were making fun. Or was it like family was like, you know, I don't know who's making fun on their end I can only tell you that the people that I heard from everyone was just like Interesting there there was once I saw like Oh, they're siblings like oh, I mean there there's definitely like oh yeah There's like weird lines like that that yeah, you can but also like if I was like add a thing right and I saw Like if I was at your house and your sister was there and she was sitting on your lap on a love seat and had her arm around you I'd be like what do you do? Yeah, I get that I'd be like oh like I get that for a second, but like come on It's I think I get that listen, I'm not gonna sit there and say that you're wrong completely I think that there is like a weird like there there is an age and I don't know what it is where like that becomes from like It's just like siblings to like weird. Yeah, like into it seemingly all the people we're seeing here are into their adulthood Yeah, that's when it gets a little weird, but like if it's like, you know 12 and your older sibling is like 14 like It's and you could you can kind of chalk it up a little more well I also can see how an older sibling that has a very young sibling would be more affectionate like if if the older sibling was like 18 and they're the youngest like it's like five or like 10 or something. Yeah, yeah, like that's like Yeah, that's that's that's different, but like close and age like you guys are two years apart and you're both like in your mid 20s And sitting on each other's laps is a little wild to me. Yeah, I agree anyway. We do have some We're going to continue with the possible I word. We do have some I word We do have some sponsors and right here. We have hymns. 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Okay, we have some here at the studio here I've had one or two not today, but a different day And they're and they're amazing. I love them a lot actually the first time I ever had one Not gonna say because that's a big brand, but it was a theme park. You could put it together But it's a number one hard cider in the country But it is really good. It's available at bars restaurants retailers You guys will see this in stores. You'll see it in bars and stuff. So you can try it out definitely The basement boys are telling you angry orchard try it out delicious. It's gonna blow your mind, okay? Like I said, it's a hard cider but yeah, so Go get that go enjoy it So you can go to their website or you you just pick it up whenever you're out and about there's two apple two real apples in every cider I like them. They're good. I forgot to pee pee again Again, yeah, like I'm supposed to go pee, but I forgot again. Don't say pee pee. Why not 34? whiz Not 1998 is that better? I'm gonna go whiz. I got to go I hate when people say I got to go take a leak I'm like ill take a leak. I I'm fine with I hate the one where they like tell me about their penis where they go like I'm Gonna go drain the main vein It's like definitely not your main vein definitely not your main Are you telling me you're gonna go slow your throat back there? jug jugular is an artery Know that it's a vein though name one other artery Your carotid Whatever that is right. Good. There you go. No, you got it. Yeah, carotid carotid and the femoral Right, I know that one because it dexter and it's in the lake the femoral. Yeah, next year Femur there you go. I honestly just did that with context quiz It's just something I like to do. I'm surprised you knew the femur was a bone You don't respect me. I do respect you. You don't respect me as I am first of all Absolutely, I do I first of all I 206 206. I talk about how smart you are all the time I think that you are incredibly smart Okay, you think I don't know what a femur is it's the most famous bone. No, who's the most famous bone humorous? It's kind of funny I got it. Yeah, right that down That's got to be like a hundred dollar fine or something. Why why why am I getting fined? I vote for the tailbone Tailbone is not the most famous bone. The worst name one is the coccyx. I'll tell you that. Yeah, definitely not by your cock and there's only one of them Mmm mark them down again That's fucked up. Um, what is the most famous bone collar? Collars are good bone skull Skull is the skull a bone or a collection of bones. You know, it's a skull, but is it but isn't aren't there bones? Are teeth bones? No, those are a Nammal What is that? It's teeth. I think it's like what our nails are also made out of or is that? You know what? Well, I don't know why this is what I don't really know. Yeah, I can't accept the answer of skull Because it's 22 separate bones. There we go. See I told you nose Nose bone. There is no nose bone. Your nose is cartilage. There's no bone. Are you serious? So hold on? That's bad. So hold on see now you think I think you're an idiot because I'm surprised that you know the femur's a bone But there you are spewing out you got a nose bone There's no bone whatsoever. So what do people break? Still their nose They break the cartilage You ever see a skull it has it's not there. There's nothing there Yeah You know we can break wait a second. What do we we now hold on? You better hope day in a bone Eagles in trouble is there a nose in your bone, but yeah, well like that's backwards. Is there a bone in your nose? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's cartilage. It's cartilage. It's just the hardest cartilage on the planet Damn, so I was right. See I knew it. You're an idiot There are bones in your nose Don't don't don't read that part. They only make up the answer. They only make up the top part Specifically the upper third. Yeah, the bridge bro. This is hard bone. Yeah, but it's not a nose bone He's kind of all right now. I'm back on it. It's jutting out. This is your nose here, buddy I'm back on Joey's smart and anson idiot The two lower thirds are made of cartilage Which is why the tip of your nose is flexible. Yeah, like this part. I didn't think this was a fucking bone. Obviously, but this is a bone Yeah And yeah, see I'm so sorry. Do you see what you see what he made me do? That was he gave me incorrect information to gas me up. I hear I am a gas It was I think that it was a trap just to see a Frankie would jump ship and he jumped ship right away I did I did jump ship, but now I'm back swimming on your ship All right, swimming over back to your ship swimming. I left my ship of calling you an idiot But now I believe that you're smart again The problem is That that bone isn't considered your nose. I Mean, but it makes up your I mean, this is what I'm referring to makes up the structure of your nose breaks their nose I'm assuming they're talking about the bone and you can't break cartilage. Yeah, you can roll I think that's a whole point of it being cartilage is that it won't break. No, you can't like break this You break the like the bone. I got it See I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize admit my wrongdoing. That's why you're here. Yeah, not because I get paid I want it I Will bow to you if you need me to ew. Oh, I actually know that's let him bow make a bow I would like to I think we should we should take that from the Japanese. We should bow. I'd be cool like saying hello Well, I think how you know we've we've taken a lot from the Japanese over the last century. I think we should You know Are you referring to the technology or the lives? I'm referring to a an all-encompassing yeah view of it I do like bowing and I'll do you one better I want to like if I ever go to Japan. I want to be told what to do Like I want so like I saw recently that there's a minor league baseball team where Hadekimatsu He was there and I was like oh this would be so cool if I went and got to meet him But would I shake his hand or would I bow because I wouldn't want to be disrespectful? You know, I want to make sure I'm Being responsible and you know respectful But I want someone to say like hey, by the way, you're meeting Hadekimatsu. We you can you can bow or you can shake his hand. I want to be I just want to be told But his nickname was what yeah, I'm not with Godzilla, right? Yeah, I I looking back it was 2003 when he made Hadekimatsu. His nickname was Godzilla. I can imagine you being a little drunk off. Okay, be like go I know I know and I'm so high hindsight hindsight. It was Like in that nickname, you know, like that was bad shout out to Hadekimatsu World Series MVP right in 2009. Yeah, if you look at those numbers boy oh boy, did he put on a clinic slap in the thing he put on a clinic How do we get where we talk about it? I thought the nose and I can't believe this. Oh, what I was saying. I am sorry. Oh, we're back. I am bow I don't really know how to accept. I am can I? Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, it's okay What more do you let me finish? Oh, so you know what I'm sorry for What's a funny game? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what I'm gonna apologize. No, no, no, no I'm gonna fucking apologize to you. No, I'm not stopping. Frank. You have your hands under the desk. No, no, no I'm sorry. I was just playing with the loop of my when you think I was gonna do loading up something or the last time you do this You had a fake winner So I did I did I did I'm not doing either of those things. I was just playing with the loop of my drawstring I am sorry Yeah, I incorrectly assumed The status of surprised Thinking that you knew what a femur was and that was diminishing your intellect Mm-hmm. I will never question you again Please don't let this be the end of us. I Can't begin to explain how uncomfortable that is I'm not a punishment for the nose thing. I don't think it's the nose. I know that you don't you're only doing that to be contrarian Has anyone ever told you your contrarian? King over there Whatever I got fine triple it and fucking swallow it Triple it and fucking swallow it. That was bad king conscious. All right. I'll write it Sorry, I feel like you're even right stuff over there. There's a bunch of stuff. Should I start posting what I write? No. Yeah. That would be funny. I'll start posting. Well, this is your hat by the way. I've worn it a bunch of times, so what does it mean? Vroom? Yeah. It's the sound of carvings. I'm back to thinking you're a fucking idiot. I know that. I'm so sorry. This is a, this is from the cardathon. Oh, okay. It's from cargo room. Yeah, it's coming up. July. You plug another thing and I'll plug your head off. I'm over there. Can I ask you a serious question? And this is like a legit question. Wait, wait, wait. Be careful. Those sent me up in the buckle in. Don't set me up here because do you, do you like, do you like specifically wear picky boy stuff to come here and record? No. It's just all you have. I have. It's all I got. It's literally all I have. It's all I have. All right. I was wondering. Just a little thing. I threw out more clothes to make space for more more picky boy stuff. I did. I'm with you. I love the Santa got a studio's merch and like the show merch and all the stuff that we did. I'm dead serious. I'm not like trying to be like, go buy it at shop. That's Santa got a studio. I like, we make legitimately good quality shirts and stuff. Like those tour shirts were unbelievable. They were. They were so good. Oh, like how they feel. I'm tactile. You know that. Do you just pull stuff out and you touch it? If I'm going to buy a shirt, I need to feel it and make sure I like it first. Are you a fidgety guy? Did you get really into fidget spinners when they came out? No, I, I, I, I don't know if I had one or if someone I knew had one and I played with it. But I'm sure I fidget. I love a fidget spinner. fidget spinners. Like I like the ones that were like, it was like a cube and it had like a button or a my sister got me one of those. Yeah, that I, that I like. Yeah, because it's got buttons and the other ones like a joystick. Yes. And then there's ones like a switch. You get t t t t t t. Yes, that one's good. I like that. I do like, I pick at my fingers, which you know is an issue that I have. Yeah, that's why I have my pants there. Yeah, I'm, I mean, hey, man. Sorry, that was good. Oh, he was funny. That was funny. I didn't expect that. Because of the, because of the band-aid to stop yourself from doing it. You didn't notice anywhere band-aid. Are you crying? Yeah, a little bit. Oh, you laugh at fucking alcoholics, too. You freak. He's a, he's a fucking heartless bitch. Oh, that you're an addict for this. I'm not an addict, but it's just how I cope. So this is, you know why he has to cope? Tell him. I don't know. Well, they could get infected and I don't want that to happen. All right. Are there any teeth marks in the band-aid? Because you forget sometimes? No. That was a good question. I gotta say, I gotta say me. I don't like what he's doing, and you're kind of fucking gently patting him on the back and pushing him in that fucking direction. For the last 10 minutes, I feel like it's, this is not my show. You guys have been, and I'm Switzerland. You need to, he got about, he needs to. Yeah, sorry. What? No, you're about to. Thank you so much. This is not, this is not my show. You heard him say that? Mine. And then he looked at us. I'm so sorry. No, I'm saying that you guys are going back and forth with each other. First of all, that thing put you in a good mood. If that's not selling, you want to. Jesus Christ. You went from fucking, he, he's an aha's that giggles McGee over there. Accurate. Accurate. Gosh. My bet. Gosh, gosh, gosh. What's that? What are you laughing about? No, you got to. What are you doing? What the hell is the funny with you? Now this is no longer my show. How's that? Bow to me. That's not even what I meant by that. Bow to me. Oh, how am I going to do? The deeper the bow, the more respectful the respect. Oh, that was good. That was a good bow. And how he's breaking shit. This episode is getting off the rails. You're drunk. You're an idiot. You don't know bones. I know bone. Can you name? How many bones can you name? 206? No. Oh, I can't name that. I asked you. Color bone. Femre. I almost said Lima. That's Peru. Yeah, that is in Peru. Uh, nose skull. Oh, the skulls are collection of bones. All right. It's 22 bones actually. So he named 22. If you just say that's like if I say baseball and I named all the players. Mandible. Okay. I don't think finger. Those are called the Philanches. Elbow. Four arm. Is Elbow a bone? No, probably not. They probably have like crazy Jurassic names and I don't know them. Do you know bones? I know some humorous tibia, fibia, femur. Tibia is a good one. Uh, uh, patella. That's a tendon. No, patella tendon. Listen to the patella your kneecap. It is your kneecap. Thank you. What is the patella tendon then? I think it's the patella. Is that what attaches to the kneecap kind of thing? I thought the patella was the patella tendon. It says patella. Maybe it's make the cruise. Oh, no. Years ago. I don't care about Victor cruise. That's the reason why I know it. But you think I care about that? Sure. Philanjee's coccyx hip ribs rib bone spine. Dude, spine. No, isn't the spine like there's the thoracic spine. There's the lumbar spine. There's like different parts of it. Yo, spine. The spine is fucking crazy. This fluid in it. Bro, there's that fluid. There's little, like, little discs of shit in between the bones. What is that? And then like, it has, like, it, it looks like a spine. If that makes sense. Yeah. Like, the fact that there's oil in it, not oil, like liquid. And you got to like, like, it's like mad and important. Bro, you take some of that liquid and people will like lose feeling in their legs and shit like that. Yeah, what is that? It's like magic liquid. Uh, I don't know what kind of liquid it is, but spinal fluid, yeah. Yo, we're in ocular. What's the shit called? Uh, uh, oh my god. UFC fighters break it all the time. Ocular. What is this shit called? Your eye bone. Optical lens? No. Why is that funny? Orbital. Orbital bone. Orbital bone. Orbital. We don't know any fucking bones, dude. But we don't need to know bones. Cheek bones. Yeah. Who the fuck are we? We're not doctors, believe it or not. Also, if a doctor, what is a doctor going to do with knowing a bone? If I broke my bone, I wouldn't be like, name the bone. I'd be like, fix the bone. Well, I hope they would be able to tell you which bone it was so that they can fix that bone. But forget about knowing the, but if I break my arm, I don't even be like, oh, you know what the scientific name for this is. I'd be like, doc, just fix my fucking arm. Well, it's good that they know it, but you don't need to, they don't need to show off. Like the waiters that sit there and remember, you know, you're a fucking order. Full circle. Is that this episode? I don't even know. No, that was not. No, that was not this episode. They all seem to fucking bend together. They're all meshing together. Oh, completely random. And it's not your show anymore. You see the trailer for the, oh, you're bound to be again? No. How far down can you get? Don't. Would you see the trailer for Evil Dead Burn? Wait, before you answer that, you ever try to suck your home in there? Wait, before you answer that. Uh, probably. Are you happy? Probably. Which one, which one to be happy? No. Same. I'm asking you a question. Oh, I said, if you ever suck your own winner, and you said probably, no, no, no, no, uh, tempted you, you said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, like, I didn't get close. That was probably the follow up. I kind of jumped that gun. No, I wasn't even thinking that, but I mean, that's a fair question. I have you. I don't think so. You haven't tried. I think so. Frankie looks like a trial. No, I have not tried. Because I'm flexible enough to believe that if I did try, I would do it. Oh, you think you could get that thing? I, I, not now, maybe like 10 years in your prime, in prime flexibility age. Yeah. Yeah. And I wouldn't want, like, I wouldn't be able, like, how do you live with that? It's Pandora's Box. Why don't you open it? It's what you pop it can't stop. What's your pop? You can't stop. Is it actually possible? I can care. And pro, there are people bending the other way. I mean, you could fit, you could, you know, like, if you see, like, gymnast, they can like fold in half. That's true. I mean, I don't know, because like, if you bend someone at the hip, like just like the angle of where, if this is, I'm not gonna use it. I can't bend that. Yeah. All right. Say this is a person. Okay. Okay. And say this, not, not drawn to scale, obviously. And this is their winner. This is their mouth. Okay. Like, when you bend, yeah, it's like not lining up it's not lining up so like you'd have to like bent and like curl yeah to like There's have to be a very very flexible and very thin person. Yeah, I imagine. Yeah, you know which No, I wasn't saying yeah, I was saying me You you saw that right I was saying Now you're on his side. I'm always on a said and you have to be legally I side something a while ago. I mean wise you have to be on the side legally. Yeah the court the court says you do But now no bill No avail no bill well Maybe if you try real hard get someone OPL Who's like I do this I do this to myself. I found out and I did it forever I'm sure that maybe we'll pop up one day. Yo that that could you imagine? What a what a like a conundrum? Yeah? Like and this is a this is a serious question here. Yeah Would you consider that a homosexual encounter? It's masturbation maybe yeah, I don't I don't think so if you that's masturbation plus that's a premium account Yeah, that is to be fair. I don't know if I pay for there's no ads. There is no ads. So what if you had a clone? That's like Mickey 17. I didn't see the movie, but I know that was in the trailer. He was Robert Pattinson was fucking himself Well, I fell asleep in that movie now because it was bad because I was I was a little tired. Oh, what you actually watching it? It was on you didn't get to the part where he had sex with himself. I would have remembered that Interesting. I didn't get the whole I didn't I got like 10 minutes in I mean clearly you missed the whole Mark that down. I think we're getting off the rails here. And maybe we should just oh You know, oh Oh, hello How do you end a podcast after talking about sucking your own way in her yield Conversation I think you transition into something that's a little more palatable. Let's talk football Football football. Are you ready for some football? We're not even close to football. I know I know But they're announcing the schedules soon if they haven't already by the time this comes out I'm excited. I'm trying to clean it up for fucking the end of the episode Joey forgive me here Yeah, we were from talking about bones is sucking our own winners. That was completely my fault. By the way I want to take full blame you should and you know what? Oh, oh Good one going to dope. I'm gonna I'm gonna about to the audience as well because That one's on me, but we're gonna end that there before this gets even even even in there else. Oh, it's happening to me Yeah, that fucking phone gets me every time every that is one of the best additions to the show outside of me That has ever been made the yes outside of me I got it What is that we're not right down? He just does nothing, but I'm letting you know I'm letting you know you and I are gonna have a talk solo Yeah, and then you'll disseminate the information to him. Oh, what's that word? I like it disseminate. Yeah trickle it down to him. Oh Seminates crazy. That sounds like I'm doing Like you're like you're disseminating yourself. It's like we're very back into the conversation now, fuck. Yeah again my fault Frank Where can I find you? He looked up to make sure disseminate actually remember what it is and it is so he doesn't want to say it because I'm right you to he's right The Frank Alvar is all over social media go check it out check out patreon patreon.com/thebasementyard and the basement yard at all forms of social media And it press go on Instagram and you can go follow me at josea and agato go follow show at basement yard on TikTok and Instagram That is all see you guys next time Beautiful you You