#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here

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I came back from Toronto and I had a very interesting experience. I would say probably the worst possible thing that could happen to me on a plane happened. No, there's some really bad ones and now you got me a little freaked out. Well, the plane was on the ground at this time. So here's what happened. All right. First of all, I'm going to flex. Real quick. Yeah. Can I just start guessing? You're never going to guess it. I guarantee now. See, now I have to. Are you crying? Are you crying? Yeah. You said like the worst thing that could happen to me and I got a little freaked out and I got a little, I'm not crying. I can see like you. My eyes got a little watery. Did you yawn? I was just like, I was, I was doing this. Oh, maybe that was it. So maybe that's what that is. And also I. Yeah, I'll give you a guess. What happened to me on the plane? Um, I don't know. I figured you would have something lined up. Right. You, um, you hold on. All right. Now, now if you're, you're testing me, you, um, you piss into a water bottle in your seat. And then, uh, when you were up in the air, you opened it and it burst because of the pressure. And then you had pee all over you. And the, um, like someone came over and said like, Hey, can you hold my like three? All right. And what's your guess? That didn't happen. Um, I don't know. Yeah, it's fine. Um, no, but I, I was going to Toronto and, and I, and I got upgraded. Right. Very nice. Upgraded to first class. Very nice. You didn't pay for first class. No. Oh, humble of you. And I got upgraded to first class and I got upgraded to one a. Oh, that's a tough seat. I've been in one a before. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, it's just you. Oh, like it's one seat solo. Yeah. Like you're by yourself and then it's a row of two. It's a small plane and I'm on, I have my headphones on and then this girl gets on. Right. And she looks at me and she goes like this, like she is trying to talk to me. So I take my headphones off and I go, what's up? And she goes, are you Mr. Gaba ghoul? Swear to God. She said that to me. She said, are you Mr. Gaba ghoul? I said, what? Hold on. Bro. Hold on. Hold on. Loud. Loud. She said this mad people around. Are you Mr. Gaba ghoul? I was like, what? What? I have so many questions because you know, we're at this point, like we get recognized and noticed in public and something like that. Sure. I can't even for a single second think of anything that would tie you to being Mr. Gaba ghoul. Exactly. So that's why I was like, what? Cause at first I was expecting, she's going to be like, Oh, you know, like, and I'm, you know, usually that interaction goes the same way for the most part. Was she referencing, you ever see that guy who's, I'll stop you there. We'll get to that. Okay. What she's referencing. Cause it's even better. Okay. So she goes, are you Mr. Gaba ghoul? I'm like, uh, and she goes, you have a podcast, right? And you're Italian. And I'm like, yeah, but it's not like I'm Italian outward. You know, I'm not outwardly Italian. Yeah. I'm Italian. You're not front facing Italian. I'm blood Italian. I'm not like out Italian. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're a closeted Italian. Right. Well, yeah, I guess. But so she's like, and you have a podcast, right? And you're whatever. And I was like, yeah, but she goes, Mr. Gaba ghoul. So she, so she is assigning you like you're, you're exactly, you fit the criteria for who I'm looking for. So you must be Mr. Gaba ghoul. I am sitting in one, a Mr. Gaba ghoul at this point. Now everyone's looking at me and like, this is what I don't like about that. That interaction is that everyone looks at you and it's like, who the fuck is this guy? But now everyone's looking at me not only doing that, but they're going, who the fuck is Mr. Gaba ghoul? I got to say as a prolific legendary eater of cured meats, I would love to be called Mr. Gaba ghoul. Well, you can be Mr. Gaba ghoul. I can't be Mr. Gaba ghoul. You're Mr. Gaba ghoul. That would be, that would be theft of the Gaba ghoul. I don't even know if I'm Mr. You were assigned Mr. Gaba ghoul by this woman on this plane, bro. You are now Mr. Gaba ghoul. Then today coming home, I sit down in my seat. This dude sits next to me and he goes, you were on my flight here too. Also. I was like, Oh, was I? He goes, yeah, my fiance was the girl who called you Mr. Gaba ghoul. And I was like, that was your fiance? I was like, yeah. I was like, I'll be honest with you. I don't know why she called me that. And I was like, I don't know why she called me that. And he goes, tells me that they were in the airport and she saw me walk by and she was like, I know that guy for some reason. And she's like, I think he has a podcast. He like comes up on our Tik TOK and he's like Italian. And then he was like joking with her. And, and he was like, Oh, if he's Italian, go up to him and say like, Hey, Mr. Gaba ghoul. So she took that as I am, I am Mr. Gaba ghoul. I mean, now look at what she has done. And she's like, that's Mr. Gaba ghoul. You are now contrary. Cause, cause there, there are many like Italian growing up, Italian podcasts and stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, we got big Italy over here. This is the Mr. Mr. Boot. You are now over all of them. Mr. Gaba ghoul, Mr. fucking Joe Gaba ghoul. Yeah. And that's what you are. It was like, I said that as a joke, but for like me and her, but she just ran with it. She ran with the Gaba ghoul. Yeah. And he, I mean, we talked the whole flight. It was really nice guy. I mean, well, cause he was talking to Mr. Gaba ghoul. He was pretty impressed. I'll be honest with you. Like we talked the entire flight, me and this guy, it was like a rom com. He has my phone number now. Oh, wait, what? You fell in love? Wait, first of all, first of all, it was a friendly Ron comp. What I'm saying is like, you run into people. Hold on. Yeah. Cause now I'm going to get fucking pissed. Oh, here we go. Yeah. I'm going to get fucking pissed. Oh, here we go. Yeah. So now you're just making other friends. He's running this bit again. This is what we're doing now. Now he's just making other friends. You got enough right here, bitch. Count that. I'll take a bitch for that one. I was like, what is he talking about? You don't need to go out and start friend cheating on us here. Okay. Definitely not French eating on me. Well, don't I'm hearing French eating friend cheating. Got it. That sounded more like French eating. Yeah. You don't got to go out and eat French, right? No. I mean, you were close enough. You were going to be French in this dude. No, I'm not your friend cheating on me. No. I have a question. Yeah. Have you ever sat next to Frankie on a plane and talk to him the entire time? Yes. Yeah. I just, I was hoping for him now. Yeah. On our flight to Puerto Rico. Oh God. Oh, well it was less talking more drinking on that one. And a lot of Creed out of you. Oh boy. My arms were wide open. Frank, Frank was drinking mimosas and then he would just go like this with his hands. I do that. Did you have an iPad? Todd, Todd, Todd. Oh, well no, I have an iPhone. Okay. Okay. But it was like, it was the Apple. Did anyone hear that voice? It was a handful, you know, like a, like iTunes. He's got iTunes. Well that's, you know, so he had, you were about to go, what's wrong with that dude? A lot. You have iTunes. Yeah. So I have bought music. Yeah. Over the last calendar year. You can't do that on like. And I do, but they also take it from me. Who is, who are they? Big music. They take. I bought songs on iTunes. Yeah. And then I go to play them and they're like not available anymore. This is why I'm a big physical media guy. I to this day refuse to do digital purchases of movies or games or anything like that. But you, but they just. They just appear somewhere else. No, they do not. Like, like Spotify. Like they probably took that off of that and put it here. Wherever, wherever they put it. But like I bought a song. I'll show you exactly what it is. You bought a song? What song? You bought a song? You bought a song? You bought a song? One song? Yeah. For like a dollar 29 you bought a song? Yeah. What song? Um, well see now I feel like I'm being accosted. Yeah, I am being accosted. Hey, hey, you are. You bought a song? Um, so, uh, from the Jim Croce, uh, I got a name album I bought. I'll have to love you in a song. Uh, I'll have to say I love you in a song. Look, and it's grayed out. It's Item is not currently available in your country or region. What the fuck dude? Where did you buy it in Canada iTunes no iTunes you but you bought a song Why did you buy that song because it reminds me of my daughter Maeve? To be clear, that's a great reason also another one Always remember us this way the Lady Gaga from the newest star is born not available in your country or region What the fuck Lady Gaga can just stream them I understand that but like sometimes I don't have access to the internet whether I'm in you can download them I didn't know that Until right now you buy two songs. You can't even listen to how much money. There's others too, dude. I I'm willing Dude are people buying songs on iTunes? Well, actually it's funny that you say that because I saw an interview like a one of those like yeah I know you're gonna love this like a business interview recently and it was like the guy that like worked for iTunes or Apple or something and he's like they gave the reasoning behind why it's more expensive to buy a song than it is an album I don't remember what it was, but I thought I thought what I saw I Remember it being pretty interesting a song is like a dollar third. Well now it's probably higher I remember when it was like a dollar twenty nine. I Remember, I mean, I'm sure some songs you can buy that song like like a couple months ago I don't understand why that's so funny I like you never hear that anymore. You're a diamond in the rough I I think I am so like if I'm just looking right here at a random album Yeah You could buy I do now I do but yes, it's a dollar twenty nine or you could buy the whole album for $9 $10. Yeah Sometimes you don't want the whole album think about this. Sometimes you don't want to listen to the whole fucking album So you could just stream it and then and then you don't? You don't have to buy it and then it I know I understand that and now I get that so But let's not move past the whole start of this conversation, mr. Gaba ghoul Because then you go and you're French eating on me Now it literally is French. I am friend cheating. That's better. Yeah, how am I not saying that correctly? You say it friend cheating. I think it's not like when I say you need to understand something. Yeah, I'm gonna cost you now, okay, get ready for the costing I Forgot what I was gonna say, you know, no, I got it back this dynamic this friendship You're gonna go and give that to somebody else you're gonna go have a little fucking quickie in a airport bathroom with this fucking guy a quickie little friend II a Little quick a friend quickie. That's what he was happening. Are you saying you to do that? No What are you saying really? I Mean like you know how people say like like This is gonna be a good expression that three people say well, no like remember when Who is that actor that got caught? fucking dudes in the bathroom Excuse me Could be anybody From Wham John Wham. Yeah from Wham. I think he was in Wham. It was a guy John George Michael George Michael. Yes. Thank you. Oh, he was like going underneath like closeted like he was fucking dudes in bathrooms Yeah, you know it was like dude and like and then like the early 2000s. He got caught, right? Got caught dude. I'm serious. He got caught like arrested for it for fuck. Oh, yeah I don't think you can fuck a dude in the bathroom in like a public bathroom Yeah, you like at like a park. That was a thing that was a park Brother that was like a very well-known like I don't want to say Frankie wham wham when was Massive in the 80s Frank People know George Michael, dude. Yeah, I'm all right P by the way. I was two years old I'm not but I think the the in the bathroom with the guys was in like the early 2000s Frank I was dealing with 9/11. They were you were dealing with that where you were slowly transitioning Yeah, mr. Gabba cool. Yeah, I was that was the beginning of my train. There was a couple you were God. You were Gabba going Yeah, you know to eventually get to the government's goal. Yeah, which was mr. Gabba cool. Yeah, absolutely Here I am same point. Are you comparing your friendship to know the joke was that he was like cuz I'm making the joke of like He's friend cheating You know, so like in the quickie is it could like the like comparing it to like going and like actual cheating Why do I need to break the joke down? I think that our fans got it. I'm trying to understand. So he's George Michael. Yeah, got it Propel Fitness water with Gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self What propels you? Why do I gotta be? Whatever. Wow. I mean you kind of look like George Michael for being honest and that's not a disrespect at all Frank. Well, not now Oh the picture of George, my dad he's dead. No, they're gonna show an old picture. They're not gonna show up in the ground We can look him up Pull up George Frank like an older look at that all the way to the right all the way to the right this one that is that Does look like you What you don't you don't see it like the beard and facial hair situation no like Hugh Jackman Who looks like Hugh Jackman? What are we having is that I mean there's obvious differences if you put you and George Michael in a look at this picture on the Left this one bottom this one. Yep. Yeah, there's obvious that Joey there's obvious differences But if you were to put your hair shirt, though, that's like a you shirt You know how I love shirts if you were to put your hair on George Michael's body right there There is a like you would be able to be squint and go, okay There are pictures of Joe Santagato where you can you do that? I can see you doing that lighting in space. Hey, he's trying to make it work. I don't think it's work Yeah, you know, I mean I don't need to make it work, but anyway Yeah, and you became friends with the dude. Yeah, seems like a nice guy. Okay. What's name Jake have him on the show Have him here. Oh, you want to have other friends be friends right in front of me here Be friends right in front of me What were you sliding across like the whole like you want to smoke cigarettes here smoke the whole pack right in front of me? right now You never heard that Why do we need to explain my jokes today, I don't even know if they are jokes Obviously, I'm not upset that you made a friend with someone on a plane. He has nothing on me. I Make friends all the time Frankie. Who's the last friend you made? Joe hmm met a guy in the sauna Oh Guess I'm not doing it So many favorites What's he what's his name, uh Blake no, I don't I don't remember but he said he knew my uncle Huh? Yeah, a guy in a sauna was like I know your uncle Well, we were talking and it got on to the like like the Union Oh, and then I said, oh my uncle. Am I a bunch of my family's like who's your uncle? I said his name and he said I know him So you made a friend with a guy who knows your uncle in the sauna? Yeah, I guess so I sang it out loud and now I realize it's ridiculous. You regret it Yeah, I also one time went to dinner made friends with a guy that gave me some of his wine Would that that what? Wait, you drank from his cup. No, I had my own cup. He gave me from his bottle though I told I was texting you and Greg when this happened. Oh wait That's that was like I remember I remember this. Yeah, I thought he sent you a bottle of wine No, he had one and he was like you can have some well because he saw cuz we were celebrating cuz we yeah Yeah, I you know what happened. So we got a nice bottle of wine. Was it like Radio City? Yeah, it was the when we sold out It was we sold the the first round of tickets and Becca's like was like surprised I got a sitter We're going out to dinner. She got me a bottle of wine. Very nice. Mm-hmm and then there was a guy across that saw the bottle of wine that we got and he was like I got a nice bottle of wine Boy, did he he bottle-cucked you he bottle? Yeah, I got I got bottle I got bottled by this guy on the Long Branch, New Jersey boardwalk. Let me tell you he was like you celebrating How about you celebrate with a real bottle? Why his bottle was like we looked it up. It was like 1500 bucks. Holy shit Yeah, he was by himself. Yep, dude. That guy's got a problem. I Honestly, I kind of like I look forward to doing that in my older age. How old was he? How old was he? Late fifties early sixties, I would say and he's taking himself out to dinner and buying a $1,500 bottle of wine. Yeah and giving it away This guy doesn't give a fuck doesn't give a fuck Living life the place have a view was it a view play? It was the what those the it was the beach like we sat on The like boardwalk and that's the beach right there. I know you don't like the ocean don't but do you like looking at it? Yes, okay, but like I like looking at it from not sand I like looking at it. I like looking at it. I like looking at it from wood from yeah like a boardwalk. You like it on the wood Yeah, man. Oh, yeah i like seeing it do its ocean thing but then i get freaked out by what i what is under there probably right because like yo look at the ocean and then underneath it is a whole other world dude yeah i mean yeah that doesn't freak you the fuck out um i choose not to think about it you want to hear something this would have pissed you off when i was in miami me and nicole were walking to the beach and like the hotel like has someone like escort you to chairs and they like put the things down and they like set it up and like put a umbrella uh and he's walking us over there and he's like you ever see those dude this is like the second thing he's like where you guys from oh cool you guys ever see those videos where they fly a drone over like miami beach and i'm like what do you mean and he's like where it shows like you know you're out in the water whatever and then a drone goes over and it shows you can see like sharks and i'm like why are you saying this to me i just got here dude the the like i like i think the fear of the ocean for me came from miami because like we were down there and my brother and i swam out and then we were like standing and the water was at our ankles and we were like 50 to 60 if not further out like and we were like whoa this is so cool and we see people like waving to us and we're like waving back when we get in and there's like don't ever fucking do that ever again we're like why and apparently it's a thing they're called like sandbars yeah and that's where like sharks sharks hang out because idiots like me go and stand on there thinking like whoa this is cool and then you get your fucking shit eight i feel like get your shit eight it's so funny i'm on a sandbar my legs are over my head fucking you're out there with george michael or jake or whatever his fucking name is yeah um i forgot what i was gonna say oh well we were in key west this is a very gay episode gayest episode we've done but we were in key west and then we went to the beach that day and they had that like uh it looked like a giant rock out in the middle yeah dude and i swam out to it and there was a bunch of there was an eel and i saw an eel and there was an orange fish and i'm like and i saw too far goggles and i was like i need to ask this guy for his goggles oh oh yeah you did didn't you i didn't get them but you like swam there and i was like oh my god i'm like oh my god oh yeah yeah it wasn't like you could walk out onto the rocks it was like no no you got a beach it was like shoreline rocks and joey yeah i got i got onto the rock and then on the other side of the rock it was like deep because it was a different color like it was like i remember the sign there saying like don't go swimming there's portuguese man o' wars so you're you're i didn't see any of those you're in the gayest place in america key west yeah swimming with portuguese men you know and then you're like there's a war happening there's a war happening you're about to get your shit ate i uh i didn't see any uh jellyfish but apparently fish apparently porch like those like portuguese man o' war jellyfish will like get on your back and like fucking ruin your day dude i when i was a kid we used to uh there was this one summer where we went to i think long beach island and my cousin went in the water and just got like killed by fucking uh jellyfish and had a bunch of spots and i can't remember but i like because i was so young but i remember him coming out of the water and having like red spots on his body i'm like i wonder if anyone pissed on him i think they've since debunked that yeah but this is way before the debunking before they debunk pissing yeah he must have gotten pissed on like he must have do you like what do you do like do you like as like a hero like be like listen if you if you need any help i'll be the one if i was on a beach and someone came out of the water i'm like we need someone to rip a piss i'd be like i got it what yeah i could do it i would pee on a person to save them to save them pain if it was real jellyfish stung my face oh no yo he's into some sick yo i know he is a sick i know he is you saw his eyes light up before when i said get your shit ate yeah yeah yeah yeah he wants to get his shit ate on a sandbar yeah and like he got stung on the fucking tongue and he's like i'm not stung by a a portuguese man o' war oh my god oh my god man where it stung my teeth that's what he wants you you get pissed on right regularly you ever get peed on no i'm not about i mean like kids like yeah we're having like holding my like yeah dude i've been pissed on there's been some piss on me but like i think i've i think he's pissed on me he's definitely thrown up on me you don't have a kid nephew holding gotcha they do i mean spit up is not puke it's just like a little i mean comes out of the mouth and it's gross so to kind of add a cap on top of this conversation um what do you plan to do with now being mr gabagool because that is a great question that is a i gotta be honest with you it's a big title huge honor i'm carrying the weight here because like you think about like if we're looking at like typical you know like the stereotypical version of italian americans it's just like oh mr gabagool he wants you to go like you are now the poster child for italian americans in new york city on podcasts i don't think that i what i thought is that she that she thought i was one of the guys that does like the growing up italian podcast and i was like here's the thing i've seen them you look like zero i was like what's going on like not only do you not look like them you don't sound like them and you couldn't look less like they each of those people have a very like like striking distinct appearance yeah you couldn't even resemble them it's just funny dude i was immediately texted uh nicole i was like you won't believe what just happened the worst part was the volume i will mr gabagool yeah my my my issue with people doing oh it's you're right people then go like i had one guy come up to me at a pizzeria where like the people at the pizzeria were just like oh my god we know you we love you bye bye thanks for and then one guy goes why the fuck do these people who are you like that yeah it was like one of those like classic it was in jersey but it was like that classic like new york new jersey like nothing impresses us yeah like we're gonna act like i don't give a fuck yeah you know and he was just like who the fuck are you and then like what am i supposed to say in that situation you don't know me exactly do a podcast do you know what that is probably not exactly like it it happened the other day you you would think this is funny i was getting bent over and railed doing my taxes the other day and the fucking on a sandbar the tax guy like several times in conversation just kept going like forgive me but i gotta ask he kept at he was just like but like people actually like listen and i was like oh i thought he knew who you were no no no being like seriously where's where's the money coming from no no no no he was just being like it was just like wait so what do you talk about i hate when people ask and it's like oh you know it's like i always say it's like your oldest friends like you just kind of chop it up and talk and like that's what the show is and he's like all right forgive me but like what the fuck are you talking about and then he's like so what did you guys like what what did you just do the podcast like oh well we did live shows and he's like forgive me for asking people come to that yeah he's a nice guy i have no issues with him it's but like he kept doing that and then i was like yeah yeah he's like and then are you still doing that i was like no well we stopped and uh we ended uh we we uh you know we sold out a show in madison square garden he must have been like for shut the fuck he was like forgive me for asking father forgive me but what the fuck would like you just say that mentality of just like who are you yeah like now it's on me to tell you i'm not so funny i feel like people yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you get those and also when someone asks me they're like oh so what do you guys like talk about on your podcast i'm like i i don't even know how to answer that even if i wanted to answer it i have no idea how i got asked a question and i think you might have gotten asked the exact same question because i did an interview with buzzfeed you didn't interview the same reporter from buzzfeed i don't know if she asked you this she asked me if you can use three words to describe the show what would they be i don't remember i think i think i don't know i think relatable was one that i had put in there that's a good one um i i can't i can't even what what answer did you give i mean i'd have to look it up but relatable i think was one of them uh chaotic maybe chaotic was one of them chaotic there's so much chaos right now indra funny in there i mean i'm what am i gonna be like it's funny hysterical the best it's fucking unbelievable forgive me for asking people really listen to you that well that's what i mean it wasn't like he didn't frame it like to you you know hispanic man you know seriously where's this money coming for real no it was just it was just like it's such a like person of the previous our parents generation talking to us and just not getting it oh they were uh older yeah they were probably our parents generation you know but like that mentality of just like radio used to be like groundbreaking so you guys are like how - George Stern? - I've heard people describe it that way too. too yeah i've heard one person said like well i like you guys because i used to love listening to stern and i was like we are completely not that draw the line in the sand especially back then oh my god yes i have uh frankie said chaotic he said fun and he said relatable oh so he nailed it i like to think it's pretty fun that's what he said i like to think it's pretty fun yeah so humble you didn't read the interview did you bitch i read some of it it was propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes long it was really long i was just scrolling to see if i was in there you uh you are in there i am in there yeah you are that was the most surprising what'd he say i think it was just my picture i don't know if he said that oh no i i said something about it oh you're reading it like it's a comic book you're like let me get to the picture let me see of course i said something about you oh maybe i'll give it a read oh now because your name is in it what a what a gutless fucking gabagool yeah you get you're not mr frank you sound pretty angry um you know it's because i got my apples in a bunch yeah frank you sound 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it's just like not only do we got good cider we got a sexy tree on our bottle yeah they do so like you know you could peel it off take it home frank don't say that angry orchard.com um oh is that the website yeah oh well patreon.com slash basement that too um um i want to try that okay are you just gonna copy me now i mean now try to try to do a full sentence will you copy he's pretty good at it he's pretty good at it dog bears one two one two three four five six seven a b c one two three ah spaghetti spaghetti balls see i'm pretty good at it right better than i thought what is that what do you got in your hand you little dirty boy i have excuse me for for our for our audio listening to you listeners he's talking to i'm talking to the guy that said he wants to get pissed on what do you got in your hands you little dirty boys kfc jelly beans i have kfc jelly beans i wanted you two to try oh boy they are fried chicken sweet corn and gravy flavored because you know what a throw perfect holy shit i used to be a pitcher you know no you didn't i you probably went fucking gorilla tits on some jelly beans yesterday right yeah you went off and the cadbury little eggs oh i went i went fucking full george michael on some peeps let me tell you yeah those are gross wow yo you know what i couldn't find at all this year robin's eggs where'd they go dude oh my god yeah they stinky yo this reeks yeah stinks yo and i'm this far away and it's oh it's stunky yeah i think you like the funk like you're like you're eager for the mr gobble this is a filthy episode dude a little mr oh my god these are fucking brutal yeah all right throw the bag i'm trying to get the last one i think you should try one of each and then all three at the same time like a meal there's no shot i kind of think that is the right way to do it and i i shall okay oh my god can you just get me a paper towel i was debating but then that means you have a fail safe and i think you should swallow oh i mean i don't do i don't do well in the back oh can you at least open this can i can you smell in the back because i'm gonna need something to wash this down actually i got some old water bottles here i don't know whose they are but i'll use them that's insane um just smell it so gravy fried chicken sweet corn i am excited you like that no but i i don't like that but it ain't good it smells like the underside of a cardboard shoe what could that even mean this smells this smells like a highlighter that was just pulled out of an ass you know what it smells like if you took a a piece of chicken and you clamped it with the back your knee and pulled it out that's what it smells like it smells like if i like bare butt after the sauna jumped into a vat of mashed potatoes and the mashed potatoes smell like that yeah i don't know why it smells like an old person This is not good. No, I think I got all three you got a whole bunch over there I think I think these are them right? Yeah, are these bad have you had them? I've had them they're bad. Have you thrown up? They're not good the one of them made me gag None of them are good. No, what only one of them made you gag. That's a shocker corn is good By the way, this is no disrespect to the Colonel or Frankfurt who made these a lot of noise Stink I guess. All right, which one are you going first? Which one are you going first, baby? Which one made you gag? I believe the chicken and that's got to be this one the pink one. Yeah, that looks like it All right, you can't go first to the chicken, bro. I want to end on a good thing I don't want to have the shit chicken in my mouth for the rest of the episode I'll do chicken first - why not you first? Yeah you first. I'll do corn first actually KFC chicken Why does it stink so much bro? Give it a good whiff It smells almost like Okay, am I gonna like this? You might because you're mr. God. I'm scared, bro. I might take that from you Just go for it rip and dip Dad huh? Yeah, really that bad Right away he's out running. He's he's dead. I think he's putting his mouth underneath Oh You okay? Should we chase him? No don't chase him. Just leave it. It's just me and you. All right. I'm gonna try the corn one then I'm gonna go for the corn, okay? He's not making a sound. What's he doing over there? Yo, bring me something There he is. Bad I'm not serious. It's like someone threw up in my mouth Really? Oh boy, I all right. I'm gonna try corn first then I'll leave I'll save that one for the end It's literally like someone threw up in my mouth What's in your mouth? Well, it's like someone threw up in your mouth, oh My god, all right. All right. Well, then I'm gonna go corn first. I'll go corn first. You ready? Joey's panicking for something All right, I'm just gonna go for it though. I'm sorry. I'm not waiting for you. Here we go corn Oh man That's really gross Corn is bad. Corn's bad. That's a good one. Oh corn is not good and it doesn't even taste like corn. What is that? Bro, I mean if that that one was not good if it's worse than corn, I'm in trouble. Yo, it is so it's Try the corn. It's bad. Am I being pranked? Try the corn prank. No try the corn Who's corn the the yellow with the dots? this one Yeah Just eat it baby just chew Your face is funny, this is okay, it's not it's not good, but it's not Frank I'm gonna tell you this right what you got up and ran away with the corn. Yeah Bad I don't want to be disrespectful. Are you mean to the fried chicken? No, no, you'll you'll hear it I don't want to be disrespectful For me This is up there with 9/11 Wow, I think yes, he has to try another one. It can't be that bad. I mean it is so bad It's Frank literally like someone puked into my right. Well, then I'm typing the gravy next then it's disgusting gravy train Here we go riding it all the way down This tastes like a plumber's tool bag Oh Oh That's fucking bad That plumber's tool bag It doesn't it tastes like No, no, no, no, no. Yo Frank First of all, I'm gonna be honest with you, right? I know you're gonna throw up from the last one Like I know it You had a good meal today too And it also, I don't even, okay Joe you gotta try the gravy, Joe Is the gravy that bad? Is the gravy that bad? It's just, it's not good Frankie's finishing them, which is making me proud There's no way I'm finishing it. You ate that? There's no way Your little fucking sensitive stomach You were gonna throw up all over this place Alright, now you gotta try it again No, no, no, no, you do it again Let me try this gravy shit. Yeah, honestly, I don't even want him to have that Okay Oh God What the hell am I eating? I know Oh, what's going on now? Did you see what I mean about the plumber's tool bag? Yeah, but now it feels like someone put a pen in here Yeah, like I should be soldering This is like someone pissed in gravy Alright, well I'm getting out of the way It's all come down to this Just have two at the same time No You're gonna do the same as him? No, dude I'm being serious, I'm being serious Being serious, I'm being serious If you're okay with that I'm not okay with you So, like Either this is going to be the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth Or I don't respect you Wow, that's bad No, no, that's how confident I am I mean, I remember when we did Bean Boozled This is definitely worse, dude No way, dude Those Bean Boozled ones were The old bandaid The spoiled milk ones I couldn't believe how they even figured out how to make it taste like that The spoiled milk one was pretty bad This one, I just couldn't get it out of my head I'm like, someone threw up in my mouth I'm gonna need something to wash this down You're gonna need to run to the sink I'm gonna need something to wash this down Yo, I don't even get like that, and I almost vomited Really? Alright, now you're making me like I know, I'm sorry Frankie, you're gonna, just put three Who is that? You know, the guy at the peanut gallery, now you have to fucking have some If you do three, I'll do one I'm having one, just to try it I'm having one, but this one has extra dots on it Look at the dots on this one Do them separately, do them separately though But this one is the fried chicken one What the fuck did I eat then? You ate the fried chicken one? The pink one But this one, look, this one is just the little dots Look at the dots on that one No, do that one, the one that's lighter Oh, okay I'm a little nervous, because if you almost threw up There's a good chance that I might It's just a fried chicken jelly bean, you'll be fine Alright, here we go Here we go I don't even want to watch There are people that have like fear of throwing up That are watching this that are gonna They're gonna be pissed You know? Okay, here we go How is it still in his mouth? We gotta see the reaction Doesn't it taste like throw up? Doesn't it? 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Did you like it? You're so disgusting No, no, no, no No Don't, don't Cause you're gonna get me, I have. It feels like someone's pressing on the bottom of my throat Yo, my rice See, now here I go I think I'm getting the smell of it over here I'll tell you what, that part's not helping me at all either Fucking stinks Come on, Ant No, you got it Frank, why? Bottoms up Oh Holy shit Oh no He's on his, he's on both knees right now Oh no He looks like he's praying Oh my god, I hate this show, dude Frank opened up the paper towels to look at it and then made him gag again You like gagging I don't Ugh Ah, that was fucking bad Smell my breath The last thing I wanna do Please smell my breath The last thing, the last thing Please, I'll give you nothing no you're free no stop all right shows off the rails god it smells like ham call the cops oh it smells so bad the fried chicken the fried chicken fucking uh jelly oh i can't even talk right now jesus christmas angry orchard's pretty good though yeah it's good how'd you get it open i used these scissors i brought them over just in case you guys wanted them open oh god that's so disgusting i mean i mean look i hated that a lot i gotta stop listening to you when you bring food in i'm just gonna reject it for my own safety i think you'll be fine frank's walking like triple h right now it looked like it looked like he cried he's walking around like triple h i think he's hurting here frankie just has like now he has a stench to him i'm not even kidding i'm not even kidding i just took a fucking swig of scotch to get that taste out of my mouth that would work that's really bad we should keep breathing to a minimum because be serious yeah i'm smelling it be serious was there a question are you getting anything thankfully no yo that was that was bad dude how fuck yeah you mixing those is nasty if you do that i will yeah make it what do you do i will admit full like loss of the whole like bitch and i will pay you whatever it is no it's 260 bucks if you can it's not worth it i won't even put one of those jelly beans in my mouth what about in your butt no that was really bad i don't mean to be disrespectful to the colonel oh i'd like to disgusting fuck you the chicken i mean the last time i had pop uh kfc uh-oh he's about to fucking fuck your ass i'm going crazy you know it is i'm seeing stars this is a crazy episode i'm just going to throw this here yeah good god dude every now and then we'll check in on it to see if uh if it's if we got an acquired taste that's so gross oh man it's like sucking my teeth those gags were for purely for hell the one the one that was a disgusting one that one almost got me people are going to be upset at this episode yeah yeah yeah they're not they're not going to be happy 100 i mean i would i'm upset and i'm on it so i can't imagine how they feel i had a fun time from here i don't know yeah you also you said that you would do it if i did it and i didn't you didn't do it i don't think we can afford to have aunt puke all over the stuff i know i know i know that joe is like we got to move on from this because he said before like it's getting off the rails like let's move on oh i didn't say it was getting off the railers because we were doing it for too long i was saying it was getting off the rails because you nearly vomited yeah yeah it's 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you think it is in your butt but what is the what is that what's the measurement it's like that deep yeah but is it up down left right i think there's only one way down down it's down down is out you press down so you go so if someone went to your butt and pressed down that's where you think the g-spot is down is out you press down so you go so if someone went to your butt and pressed down that's where you think the g-spot is down down is out you press down so you go so if someone went to your butt and pressed down that's where you think the g-spot is you know what i'm not going to be you know what i'm not going to be you know what i'm not going to be bewildered here i'm going to be sex bewildered here i'm going to be sex bewildered here i'm going to be sex positive positive positive good for you bewildered is not good for you bewildered is not good for you bewildered is not but wait i think it's in and down but wait i think it's in and down but wait i think it's in and down is that you standing up that's a good is that you standing up that's a good is that you standing up that's a good question i think so so if i went in your question i think so so if i went in your question i think so so if i went in your butt yeah mine and i go down yeah then butt yeah mine and i go down yeah then butt yeah mine and i go down yeah then you'd be like this is nice i think so you'd be like this is nice i think so you'd be like this is nice i think so what makes you think that experience what makes you think that experience what makes you think that experience it's what i feel it's what i feel it's what i feel hell yeah good for you man i thought it hell yeah good for you man i thought it hell yeah good for you man i thought it was in the butt too well move over was in the butt too well move over was in the butt too well move over butthole there's a new g spot in town is it we sold out msg i know is it is it we sold out msg i know is it is it is it stupid like is it like an ear is it stupid like is it like an ear is it stupid like is it like an ear because i'm gonna freak out if it is it because i'm gonna freak out if it is it because i'm gonna freak out if it is it is not is not is not can i get to it yeah can i get to it yeah can i get to it yeah like what does that mean can i reach it like what does that mean can i reach it like what does that mean can i reach it from here from here from here it's on your body so yes is it external it's on your body so yes is it external it's on your body so yes is it external or internal it's external no way so i or internal it's external no way so i or internal it's external no way so i can accidentally rub up against my g can accidentally rub up against my g can accidentally rub up against my g spot and i would go crazy i mean i guess spot and i would go crazy i mean i guess spot and i would go crazy i mean i guess cats do that cats love to get cats do that cats love to get cats do that cats love to get themselves horny they're like oh my god themselves horny they're like oh my god themselves horny they're like oh my god they're just like whoa whoa whoa whoa they're just like whoa whoa whoa whoa they're just like whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah it's like you love the couch um yeah it's like you love the couch um Yeah, so a new study showed that they found the male G-spot. I don't know what the sign's behind it is. Can you give us clues? I like how we found the male one before we could find the female one. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself, honey. Speak for yourself. It's up. Yeah, that one's up. It's up? Yeah, that one's up. It's up. I didn't know what that meant. It's up. Like at the top. She's around the corner. Yeah, and up. Well, it's like, it's up there. Yeah. Wait, where are you guys? I feel like you don't know. I feel like you wear you. I know where I am. Where are you right now? Picture it in your mind. I know exactly where I am. Wait, so give us clues for this male G-spot. Well. It's not in my asshole. Not in your asshole. Is it near my asshole? I mean, everything is technically near your asshole. What? My eyebrows are nowhere near my asshole. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, if you think about the distance between here and the moon, it's near your asshole. I'm talking about my body. Oh. Well, still technically close enough. Hmm. Can I get any where with you? It is, um, below or above the waist? Below the waist. Back of the knee? You think that the point for male sexual gratification is the back of the. I will tell you this. I will even narrow it down. It's between your waist and your thigh. Oh, my dick. Yeah, dude. Wait, what? It's called the frenular delta. Frenular? Yeah, apparently it's a spot on the shaft of your cock. So, it was a weakling? You snorting pig! I'm sorry. Wait, it's on the shaft of your cock. Yeah. Apparently. Frenular? Frenular delta. Damn. That sounds like a platonic. In an obscure region called the frenular delta, which sounds like a fucking awesome Power Ranger name. Frenular delta! Yeah. A triangular zone located on the underside of the penis where the head meets the shaft. An area so mysterious it has long been omitted from sexual health textbooks. Omitted? Yeah, like they didn't know. It's like the fucking. You can't, like, explore the Marianas Trench. We just didn't have, I guess, the science to explore the frenular delta? Let me ask you a question. You read that. Did you fiddle with it? No, I was. No, I did not. It doesn't sound too believable. I'm looking at it. Wait, what? What are you looking at? The frenular. What did you say? Delta. So you're looking at a penis? Yeah. It's the underbelly. Yeah, it is. It's like a triangle of death? Which is so. It's like Bermuda Triangle? Yeah, I guess so. The part of this that is so funny is all. You know, like, all those, like, toxic masculine guys that are just like, juice butts in the ass, but I'm not gay, I swear to God, you know? Yeah. And then to find out it's not in there. I mean, it's gotta be some sort of spot, right? If people were calling it G all these years, I mean. Yeah, I'm sure it's like, it's like, little G. You know, like, big G spot is the frenular delta. This is the capital G? Yeah, that's the capital G spot. Yeah, this is lowercase G. And then lowercase G spot is in your ass. Is in the butt, maybe. Okay. Damn, I gotta check out this delta. That's a better way to describe it. I think we have a lowercase and an uppercase. Yeah, yeah. What do you think? Yay or nay on the lower G? what, like, do you think it, like, checks out? Like, oh, yeah, that's a good spot. You pushing buttons? Um. You playing the piano? Yeah, I think it checks out. I gotta check it out. The lower G? This is your asshole, just so we're clear. No, no, no, I'm checking out this new one. The frenular delta is the upper G. Yeah, yeah, I'm a capital G. It's not fair that the frenular delta is the upper G, because the other one was so OG. You can't downgrade it to lowercase G. Yeah, you can, if you find something bigger and better. I mean, when Aaron Judge comes around, who cares about Babe Ruth, you know what I'm saying? He's got a point. I mean, you know, he's got a point. Let him cook. I'm definitely gonna check it out. I mean, I think by just natural biological advances in your sexual life, you probably have already without realizing it. Yeah, of course. I mean, it's my wiener. It's getting touched. It is your wiener. Yeah, that is correct. How would I even go about not touching it? You new best friend on your plane touch it? Doesn't it kind of feel like cheating, though? Because, like, oh. Oh, yeah, the male G spot's on the penis. Oh, wow. Cool. I mean, I'm sure there are, like, you know, women watching this that are just like, of course. They have it so easy. You know, it's right where everyone knew it always was. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember anything in this episode that happened. Mr. Gobblegool was in there. The jelly beans were in there. You know. I mean, big episode for G-sounding things. Gobblegool jelly beans. I know it's with a J. Sounds like G. And G spot. Yeah. This is a triple G episode. Gobblegool's grocery games in your G spot. Please don't. That's the title? I think that's a working title. No one would know what the episode could possibly be. I think that's the point. Nor would the. Can you imagine Manu making that thumbnail? Yeah. Gobblegool's grocery games in the G spot. Mr. Gobblegool. And it could be Joe as Guy Fieri with Gobblegool, like, hanging over his shoulder. And he's looking down at his new G spot. He's like. And what are you doing? I'm over there in a tux, and I'm sitting there like this. What does that signify? Not being you. Correct. You know? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was. It is, like. I wonder, like, if people graduate from college, and they're just like, I got my degree, I'm gonna use it to, like, really, like, do some groundbreaking research. And then they're like, guess what I did at work today, honey? Found the G spot. Found the G spot. On the male penis. On the male penis. I have a crazy theory where the new male G spot is. Where can we look? We gotta. Exactly. We're gonna have to. Exactly where it is. We've been right under our nose the whole time. We're gonna have to do some tests. Do you guys have a G spot? Here we go. Do you have a G spot do you think is just unique to you? You're like, well, I like that spot on me. No, I don't think so. No? I'm pretty penis-focused. Yeah. Penis-forward. Isn't it your ear? Or something? Well, he. Like, when he was a kid, he. Don't. Never mind. Okay. Yeah. Well, no. That's not my answer. I don't know. I'm trying to think about my answer. It's just a question I thought of. I mean, you. You talk enough about your nipples that I feel like your nipples are on there. No. Yeah, you talk enough about nipple play that you're doing something. It was like twice, dude. For. You're blowing on them to make them look good. You're playing with them for pictures. I don't blow on them. I fiddle them. You diddle your nipples. Yeah. You're a nipple diddler. Of my own. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a self inflicting. Yeah. You are a. I diddle myself. You diddle. Yeah. I can't think of any. I'm pretty good with like. Really? I feel like you got like a. You're like a back scratching weirdo. I do. Yo, this kid's like a fucking cat, dude. You scratch his arm and he's like Oh! I do. It's like, yeah, relax. I will say. It's not. It's never has been and I can't imagine it will be sexual in nature but like there'll be some times I'll be in the kitchen and Becca will just like put her hands under my shirt and just scratch my back like down my back. Why is that so good? And I'm like, I literally like. I feel my body just like like melting. I just saw your tongue flip back and forth like a snake's. Yeah. Whereas you're good. You're like normal, run of the mill. You're not breaking the mold. Your back thing sounds pretty like an answer. But it's not sexual. Like I've never gotten sexual gratification from it. But it's like, it's a spot. But it just feels good but not. Like if you were a dog, I could get your leg going by scratching your back. Yeah, but that's not sexual though. You know what I mean? Like that's not sexual. Yeah. It would be like if there was like a thing where it was like I don't know how to explain it. It feels good but not in a sexual way. It feels good in like a relaxing way. Yeah. You got one? I would tell you not at the top of my mind, honestly. Let's do some thinking. We'll come back to this. Do some testing. I want to know your G-spots. We'll do some testing. I'm sure Angry Orchard's real happy to be on this episode. Yeah, don't get angry. Get horny. Get Orchard. Get Orchard. Yeah. I guess, how many guys do you think saw that article and were just like, Honey! We gotta figure something out. Tonight's the night. Yeah, we gotta do. You ready to do some experimenting? My triangle's ready. Frenular Delta is also. It sounds like the opening of a river. A delta? Yeah. It sounds like exactly what the word is also used for. Oh, man. I think I'm like. I can't get the taste of these damn jelly beans. Yo, my mouth is so disgusting. I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding. What it feels like is I ate a human hand. Like a cannibal. Like, that's what my mouth tastes like. If I chewed on the inside of a baseball, I feel like this is what it would be. be like one that's like a handball like no like waterlogged you know you ever seen the inside of a baseball it's all like it's like the yarn yeah it's like if i chewed on a waterlogged inside of a baseball it's what my mouth tastes like it's so hot too like my teeth are hot it's like it's like i made out with foghorn leghorn the chicken yeah i believe he's a rooster i say i say i say he's whatever you want him which one is a cock rooster yeah yes male chickens are cocks or roosters oh what's a chicken a female chicken no that's a hen i think it's also i think maybe chicken is like the overarching that's like the that's a chicken it's a male one oh it's a rooster it's a female one oh it's a hen but they're both chicken yeah frogs and toads he's looking he's looking intently chicken is a general term for the species and a hen is a mature female chicken so i'm right sure yeah so i'm right well i said it no i said it i said chicken i said what's a chicken and i specified what the answer was you said female at first i said a head you know what i don't like how much you have to do to things to make them work like a chicken you can't if like the g-spot yeah exactly if if like when a hen lays an egg you have to incubate it you can't just eat it like it's an egg uh can you i i've i mean people are drinking raw milk these days like idiots so no the opposite you have to incubate it for it to be another chick yeah like that's why they sit on them sit on it yeah like that's why like i don't know what that was and i'm not gonna ask yeah what was that that's why they'll that like that's the whole like sitting on it is they're providing the warmth that would be through incubation because it's like heat isn't it that makes the animal that makes them no they have to be fertilized no eggs don't need to be how would eggs be fertilized their shell no like if it's going to be a chick yeah but how do you fertilize an egg when the shell is already around it before they get laid yeah yeah but like it's like you could get a it's got a shell along the way yeah but what i'm saying is like you need to like once the shell is once the egg is down it could still turn into wait no no no they lay eggs if they're fertilized chicks yes so they're they're laying blanks yes every day i didn't know that yeah i i mean i know that they lay eggs every day it's crazy their body you thought that they just lay eggs but the ones they sit on are the ones that become chicks yeah so where does sex come into any of that you didn't think it did i didn't go a step further and think about chicken sex does that mean you think that you can accidentally crack an egg for breakfast and there be a chicken i i used to think that okay but no you can't well i mean you i i assume you can't something went wrong yeah yeah i don't know i don't know i mean that would be terrifying i have cracked an egg and it's twins i don't like that yeah it's kind of mean but one time i saw a tiktok of a girl crack an egg and she was like making something and it came out and there was like some black shit in it and i was like yeah what is that yeah have you ever seen balut yes is that vietnamese i don't know where it's from i think it is vietnamese but i'll tell you this it does not look appealing because that that i think is like what we're referencing right it's like it's it's a it's a fertilized egg that like they cook then right did you say you'd eat it balut yeah it's a thing they eat it um oh i thought you said you would eat it i would eat it oh man i don't think i can yeah i mean i would try it if it's like a delicacy in someone's country i'll try it yeah but so we're century eggs but we ate those and i did eat them and those were i didn't like they were they are also a delicacy in places and they were not good yeah i don't know how those are likable to be honest with you can you look at balut let's let's get a look i don't know if you're supposed to what toss this up here well well what is food well it's not yeah oh yeah oh that's balut yeah what did you think it was not that what did you think balut was um i just thought it was something and i didn't think it was uh what is it i can't eat this no i wouldn't if it has a beak i'm good that's what i'm saying i can't eat this oh i don't know if it's a fertilized duck egg can you look up what balut is just like what it what yeah like what's the what's the what what are what is it what is it this is it is a fertilized duck egg yeah incubated for two to three weeks boiled and eaten in the shell popular street food in the philippines vietnam and canada cambodia you know what i want to eat yeah i don't know about that oh that's heavy that's heavy yeah it's not for me i want to eat i want to eat an ostrich egg you ever seen someone cook an ostrich egg yeah they're fucking huge dude i would love to eat an ostrich that'd be cool you think they taste different i'm sure they do they look similar yeah they do but like they aren't chicken eggs like we've have you ever eaten an egg not of a chicken i've had quail yeah quail egg but that's like egg it's a bird yeah but i mean they all have different i guess i'm not gonna be able to tell with your palate especially now after it's getting fucking gang bang why are you putting down my palate you have openly admitted to not having the best palate i say that okay it's your palate i'm not good at salt and and like which which one of you two would you say is more adventurous with food because i feel like that's a great question i i think i only don't i just the only thing i won't eat is tuna fish like i don't like that i mean i guess by definition i am but then i won't eat anything like honey mustard and you will you won't eat anything with honey mustard honey mustard's fantastic i can't believe you like that it's very good yeah i have stuff with mustard either of us are like picky eaters i think if you were to ask 15 years ago it would be a radically different answer i think you were a lot less adventurous at that point in life yeah but not anymore yeah what about you are you an adventurous eater if i look at it i can tell if i like it or not i don't like that i don't i don't like the people that say like oh you haven't tried it's like no i can i can see i can see i'm not gonna like that well there are certain agree with that i do to an extent only when it comes to like if you're big with like the texture of food because i can understand people that look at oysters and they're like listen i've never had an oyster but just looking at it i can tell i'm not gonna like it because of the texture with taste you have to try it like i can't yeah i mean are there foods that you won't eat i was talking about this yesterday that's so interesting you bring up the only one i can think of is there a meat you won't eat no i don't think there's a meat i won't eat but meat i won't eat but fish i think i said this like i like shellfish i prefer shellfish over fish like a like a branzino yeah i don't like i don't like it you don't like the way a branzino looks i feel like that's aesthetically pleasing i feel like if anything that's more aesthetically pleasing than shellfish yeah branzino is definitely not aesthetically pleasing shellfish is what the fuck are you talking about yes it is it it's a full the full head of the fish is there in the tail yeah it's incredible like look at what i just roasted like a caveman what about salmon but that what that there's no head yeah i know the head the head is absent from there i mean if you're not eating a branzino on a salmon you can kiss not picky eater goodbye and guess what have frenular delta probably probably yeah the head might be gone but the delta's there yeah triangle bitch i'm gonna have to count that yeah but no that's a that's the reference to the will smith yeah but you looked at him triangle bitch what's that what movie was that where he said that and i just making it up no no no i remember oh you're trying to get me i'm i'm dead serious i'm not trying to get you it's like it's not in his eyes no i'm dead serious i'm not trying to get you here i can't really reference too many will smith man well i'll remember it after the show what about octopus oh i love charred octopus i like that oh yeah what about galamad god demod god demod god demod from mr gabagool bro i would love to be like on a pirate ship oh and attacked but i mean i actually i don't want to be attacked i would like to watch an attack of what of like a giant octopus oh hell no you want to watch people die well i hope they don't but i'm so far away that i don't know if they i imagine that if there is a ship that is attacked by a giant octopus and or squid there will be some casualties involved are we referring to a kraken could be kraken is a kraken an octopus i think i think a kraken is a mythological one i think like giant squids and giant octopi exist octopi but i think a kraken is a mythological one octopi but i think a kraken is a mythological one i think like giant squids and giant octopi exist octopi but i think a kraken is like a mythological like version of those yeah i'm just saying like you ever see like in a movie or something where it's like a ship and then there's like big octopux octopux octopus legs like coming over and just kind of drags it yeah apparently there's a deadly octopus that'll fucking ruin your day blue ring blue ring octopus i just watched a movie and they had it in there it'll fucking how it's like you get bit by them and they release like a toxin that like i don't like poison did you watch that movie I do like octopus, though. I think they're cool. Did you watch My Octopus Teacher? Dude, this guy wanted to fuck that octopus. Yeah, he wanted to crush it. He wanted to have sex with that octopus. I only like giant octopus, though. No, I like cool. I like the ones where they put, like, jars of food in there, and they're like, look at how smart they are. I love that, dude. Yeah. But, like, giant octopus and, like, ships. I love looking at, like, octopus get onto, like, a big ship, and then there's, like, a little hole, and there's, like, look at them get out. I've seen that where they have, like, an octopus, and it's just going, and then all of a sudden it just goes through a hole this big, like. Yeah. Or, like, the ones that can, like, camouflage, and you're following it, and then it's gone. I don't understand how animals can do that. I have, I shouldn't say I have a theory. Becca has a theory that she has instilled upon me, and I kind of agree with it. Octopus are aliens. I mean, looking at them, yeah. Like, but, like, looking at them, what they can do, how they move. Like, they are, they are the, if we're going to look at the whole animal kingdom on our planet, that's the one that'll look like me. Like, that's an alien, dude. That's not from here. How big does a giant squid get? They just found one recently, I think. Or they saw one. Well, like, that's like a normal. Are there videos of giant squid? Because I don't want to get freaked out. I think there's one, but it's a second, and then a. So, what's the biggest a giant squid can get? Yeah, like, how big do giant squid get? Pictures of giant squids and how big they get. What?! Giant and colossal squid. That's from Reddit, so it could be fake. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. You're also using Gemini. I'm reading, bro. The largest invertebrates on Earth with females reaching total lengths of around 43 to 59 feet. Yeah, but that doesn't count. That's just their legs. Dude. They typically weigh 440 to 600 pounds. Excuse me? Can you imagine that, Godamod? Yeah, that's great. Unlimited Gobble-a-ma. Gobble-a-ma. That could feed a whole group of Mr. Gobble-a-gools. Yeah. 43 feet? Yeah, I would go off. This site is pretty good. I mean, I'm sure they can get there, but until, like, someone has a picture of one, I don't fucking believe it. Can a giant, I mean, giant squid are, like, real, obviously, right? Yep. Yeah, but I don't think they're that real. Can they actually, like. This is a stupid question. Take down a ship? Yeah. I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think a 43. Maybe a small ship, like a sailboat or something. Do you think pirates got, like, killed by them one day? I don't know, man. I guess anything is possible. God, that's scary. Just, like, I want to see a picture. Giant squid. Show it to me now. Holy fuck. That's not real. That's not real. No, it's not real. Bro! I'm trying to find the one that. Oh, they're so gross. I like them, though, a lot. I do, like. I mean, the single-eye thing fucking freaks me out. I don't. Like, imagining it touching me and, like, suction cupping to me is. Like, I got. I've cooked octopus, and I've gotten freaked out because, like, the suction cups still work. I'm gonna look. Like, bro, I heard a thing that, like, they have somewhere. Like, let's say it's, like, 300. It might be more, it might be less. But let's say it's, like, 300 individual cups. They can control each and every one of them individually. Don't they have eight brains or something like that? I thought I saw something like, like, four brains or. Or four hearts. Four hearts. Four hearts. Something. They got something like that. They got a king of diamonds. But, like, they can, like, do that shit. And it's just, like, whoa, dude. Yeah. That's just. That's just nuts. I fuck with them, but, like, chill out. What are you intently looking at? Trying to find the one I was talking about. I think I found it. I just, like, the idea of them fucking ruins my day. Of an octopus? Of a giant one. Yeah. Because, like. If I see that in the water. I'm pretty happy knowing that, like, humans are the top of the food chain. So, like, the idea that, like. I know other animals exist that can also threaten that, like, bear and. And lion and tiger. Oh, is this a video? This is what they found. Oh, I saw this. This is. But it's not giant. It's just, like, some fucker. It's long, bro. What the fuck? No, that's not real, is it? Yeah. No, I've seen this before. And then they make a representation of the scale. What? But I don't think that's a. That's more of a jellyfish. It was something, but this is, like, the longest one they found. Oh, wow. I mean, if you. Talk about something that looks most like an alien. I mean, look at that. I would be honest with you. Yeah, dude. That looks like the thing from Nope. Yeah, bro. I don't like things that have long. Like, that are. Like that. Forget about that. Like, imagine. Like, even seaweed. I'm like, oh! Yeah. Too long. That was. Yeah, I don't like, like, when you're swimming and you touch seaweed, and it's just, like, I'm too close to the ground. I haven't even touched seaweed in a. God, I just. Yeah, I know. I haven't touched seaweed in a bit. Oh, God. That was my least favorite, like, being at, like, the lake. Like, as you're, like, going close to the lake. Closer to the shore. And you get to, like, the area where it's, like. You're, like. It's. Like, you're far enough that, like, it's not, like, you can walk, but, like, you put your feet down, and it's, like, all seaweed-y, and it's, like, yucky. Yeah, I don't like shit on the floor. That was all I can't. I don't like it either. Well. Good gosh. Yeah, what do we name this one? Who the hell knows, dude? Who the hell knows? Ended on octopus and ships. And we started with Mr. Gabagool. We started with Mr. Gabagool, and this is where it leads. Mr. Gabagool. Mr. Gabagool. Mr. Gabagool's Neighborhood. This is your. Mr. Mr. We should. For one episode, or for one week, it shouldn't be Standing Out of Studios. It should be Gabagool of Studios. All right. We're going to get back to you with some other great ideas next time. Frank, where can they find you? Frank Alvarez is all over the place. Go check out The Basement Yard on all forms of social media, and then Patreon. Patreon.com slash The Basement Yard. And. Don't. Nope. All right, we'll see you guys next time. Hopefully, Beans, he doesn't deserve it. All right. On any journey using Uber, it helps to know you're getting into the right car. PIN verification adds an extra step to make sure your ride is your ride. Before the trip begins, your app gives you a unique PIN. Just tell it to your driver, and they'll enter it in their app before the ride can start. Hey, what's your PIN? Mm-hmm. Two, five, three, eight. 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