The conversation centers on nostalgic family memories and everyday childhood rituals, blending humor with heartfelt reflection. It begins with a playful critique of the phrase “beautiful boy,” used to describe someone’s appearance, then transitions into shared experiences like family portraits, where the speaker recalls growing up with photos of siblings and parents, and how those moments still hold emotional value today. The discussion expands to include food traditions—such as eating spaghetti in bread elbows, drinking ketchup sandwiches, or consuming green beer on St. Patrick’s Day—highlighting how simple, unrefined habits from youth shaped personal identity. There’s also a deep dive into generational differences, like school days, family meals, and the rise of modern food culture, with references to street food, pancake styles, and alcohol consumption. The conversation touches on bodily experiences, like picking one’s nose or having a bloody nose, which the participants describe with a mix of humor and intimacy, showing how these small, often overlooked moments contribute to personal stories. The narrative is laced with self-deprecating humor and affection, evoking a sense of connection across time and shared experience. Ultimately, it celebrates how ordinary routines—family photos, food, and personal quirks—become meaningful touchstones of identity and memory. The segment ends with a light-hearted nod to modern lifestyle trends, such as online shopping deals and health-related habits, reinforcing the theme of finding joy in the everyday.
Welcome back to the basement yard. I'm here with Frank who just told aunt. He's a beautiful boy. Multiple times in a row. What was that about? What a good looking boy. No, I didn't stop. You did say it. You said I ice. He does this to us all the time. My beautiful boys when we walk in. So I decided to place it right back to him. I gave him a beautiful boy. You gave him two, but the second one was like, "Fuck him beautiful." Yeah, you literally did this. I mean, I'm an admiration. I think he's a good-looking guy. I want to make sure that I give him the proper credit where credit is due. When you do that, that sucks. I'll tell you that. In like this? What is that? Yeah. I don't know if that was cute. Did you guys do family portraits growing up? Yeah, I did. You did? Like, why people for real? Yeah. I know, but I'm white too. I think I did one when I was like a baby. I remember the baby one of you. You're in like an old-timey sailor's costume or some shit? Yeah, I look like I own a serial company or something. Yeah, me and Keith, for like E-ser, my mom would dress us up like cabbage-bashed dolls or something. Yeah, Becca's parents did that too. I remember when we were buying our house. Her mom gave her like a basket full of like, these were your baby clothes and it was like, it looked like it was made out of yarn from fucking Michaels. Yeah, you look like these people are on the Titanic. That's what it kind of looks like. Well, they lived out in Oregon, so they were as close to like, you know, like, living on the Oregon Trail hippies as you could possibly be. You know? How old were you like, do you still do family portraits? No. When did you think you stopped dead? It stopped it. It was just me and my sister. I don't think my parents joined in. That's not a family portrait at all. It was before your brothers. It was before my brothers, so I was young. But they wouldn't, they wouldn't be in the photos with you? I think they got in for a couple, but I just distinctly remember just the ones with me and my sisters. I was holding roses, I was in a white button down. Oh shit, you were doing macy's type of shit? Yeah. I mean, I did them as an adult. Like, did you? Yeah, you don't remember that like, the picture in my house, I like, oh yeah, but that was just you. No, you all were in that. That's right. We all had them. And there was another one like, we were, because we did it for like Christmas one year, my sister organized it. And she was like, let's get playful with it. So there was like, because you go to these places and they have like props that you could use. So one was like a rock. So I like went on the rock and like kicked my feet up. Did you do family portraits like every year growing up? No, no, no, I remember we did them like as babies. I don't remember it as babies, but I know we did it as babies. You do family portraits right now. Like portraits is a stretch. We're not like going to a studio to do them. But you're like outside. There's a photographer. Yeah, we do photo shoot. Yeah, photos. Yeah, like a portrait. Yes, I guess, I guess. I guess. When does that stop? Do you think selfishly? I hope never. Right. Like I hope we have them every year forever. I'm sure the kids are going to get to a certain point where it's like they don't want to do this anymore. Yeah. It's weird that this is coming up because you brought this up, right? Because I'm literally, we are booked for a family portrait. My sister organized it for my mom's birthday. So we're doing one like next month. And for the first time in like I couldn't even tell you that's going to be fun. That's going to be the first of all. That's going to be the greatest gift your mom has ever had. She's going to cry. Prepare a weeping. She's I mean, she's not going to cry at the photo shoot. No, after when she gets them, you know, she might. She probably will. She's hit her mess sometimes. Really? She's like, she's so like she'll cry at stuff that I'm like this. But then on the street, she's going, she's like, oh my God, this is so nice. What's the like 100% guarantee, you know, like you know, you can make your mom cry with it. If you show her, have her listen to it, see it, whatever. I don't know if I have an answer to that. I don't know. I don't know because sometimes like, she's, she gets, she gets me. Every time she cries, I cry, but like it's so hard to tell when it's going to get her emotional because she's like really like Irish and strong about certain things. Well, she was raised Irish cat Irish Catholic, which is like, you better not cry and you better believe that. No, but like even my grandma was like, like my aunt, her daughter had passed away before her. And she was just like a G at the thing. That's crazy. This is great. I mean, she definitely cried when we first got there. And that was like the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen. But then after that, like during the wake, she was just like chilling. And I'm like, how is she doing this? I mean, that's a different generation. Yeah, she was feeling it. They're not dude. They go to school. They do cursive. You can't figure it out. The teacher would beat the shuddy with a ruler. Well, school back then was like also like a schoolhouse near the quarry, you know, like they didn't have, well, I'm talking to your grandmother's age. Yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about. Well, I'm saying back then it's like they also had a hard time getting to and from school. It'd be like three years old to be like, all right, time to go to school. Walk five miles. I think that maybe I'm making this up. But maybe she went to same Francis. Your grandmother? Yeah, I think so. Bro, your grandmother was older than fucking slice bread. There's no way. No, no. When I look up when sliced bread was invented, I think it was like the 30s. It was after Betty White. So then my grandma was like 20. My grandmother was 26. I remember that. She might have been 29. I remember that because we had her 75th birthday party. I've told this story and it landed on what year? 2001. Yep. Slice bread was invented in 1928. Yeah, dude, close. I don't know what her birthday was, to be honest. I mean, my grandmother was definitely alive before sliced bread. That's so weird. That is weird. So think about it. That means that what the fuck were they eating just loaves? I kind of like a loaf. Dude, cutting your own bread is kind of cool. Cutting. Bro, you got to rip that bitch. No. We got like a bread cutter. No. And it's like an old tiny wheel. It's kind of fucking cool. How does that work? It's like you put like it's like a it's like a deli slicer. Ah. And like you would just the like yeah, girth thicknesses. Yeah, that's what I was looking for. I mean tomato, right? I mean, sure. It is. And you just like you push it through and you crank it. And then just like it slices off. That's fucking nice. I'm gonna rip in a bread though. You like like like when Aladdin ripped that bread? Oh my god. You know what a low-key like? You don't need to take the elbow off of an Italian bread. Mm. And I like to dig it out like yes. And then I just have like a little hat. Oh! What we would do is when we would have like pasta night, we would get the Italian bread. We'd fight my brothers and I would fight over who would get the ends. And then you dig it out and you just fucking stalled it full of spaghetti. And then you have like a spaghetti sandwich. Oh, you would shove the elbow full of spaghetti. Hell yeah, dude. I don't know if I've ever done that. Dude, some of the elbows are hard. I mean, it's hard elbow. It's tough. You grew up in a big pasta house. I remember your mom making a lot of pasta. Okay, but I'm saying like you never did pasta sandwiches or anything? Pasta sandwiches. No, I don't think so. I would ask what's a pasta sandwich just that? Or pasta sandwich was you know like you had pasta but you take a slice of white bread or like you take a fucking end of Italian bread and you just put you put the pasta in the baby. I know. I never I never did that. Oh, I mean she would make a fucking meatball palm. I mean, you know, my mom used to make meatballs like every other day. That was I remember meatballs. I remember pasta. I know you often bring up your mom's broccoli. Oh my god. But dude, there's nothing better than just a slice of white bread. And you just some fucking wet spaghetti with some red sauce and you hold it like a taco. Yeah, hear me out with a cup of whole milk. So good, dude. That is so insane. That is the most like like I would never eat that in this year. Why? Because that's it. I mean, one whole milk is bananas. I mean, you could have a cup of whole milk and exist. You drank like three quarters of a gallon for the hot one video. That was at a survival. I mean, I was not going to live if that if that didn't happen. If we walk into Joe's apartment and he was eating that, we would what are you doing? We would you know what I have done? I would be very excited. You know what I have there's no way. I mean, I could be anything and he would fucking scream at me. But do you know what I have done? That's absolutely disgusting. But like I was desperate when we were younger and we'd be in Connecticut and it would be we would be like drinking all night or whatever. It would be like 2 a.m. and I would go into ask both house and I would just take a hot dog bun and I would put ketchup in it close it and eat that. Yeah, you were I remember his kid ketchup sandwiches. You were a big bread and ketchup guy. Yeah, like I remember an elementary school getting school lunch and seeing like you because remember it would come with like a little like bun. For the like a burger? Whatever. No, like the lunch sometimes. It was a bun. I remember you ripping that and dipping and wiping the plate with your fucking bread. Yeah, I mean, not bad. Yeah, I don't hate that. It was until you started dipping your pita bread and ketchup, which was crazy. I mean bread is bread. No, amazing. No, no, no, no. What's the number one bread? Is it non? I am super partial to pita. Non is up there. I feel like I like non more than pita. It just isn't it just the same but flavored. I don't really know. I think it's also cook different. Can I tell you something? I'll tell you. I'm gonna be brave here. Oh boy. The first time that I just like heard of non bread. So I was like, oh, we should get some non bread. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. I thought it was like a supplement like an impossible burger. Yeah, I thought it was like, you know, gluten free bread. It was like non bread bread. I like, I didn't had no idea that it was. I'm
I love non the times I've had it. I've started to like it even more once I saw how it was cooked. When they just fucking bang, throw it into the fucking oven. It's so like careless too. Like they got it and they're just like. (laughs) And then it stays somehow. It just stays, it's incredible. - It's like, have you seen those videos of street cooking in India, where it'll be like a vat of hot oil and the guy will just put something in and he's like. I will say those are the most insane videos I've ever seen in my entire life. - Why is the oil black? - Why, why, like, what would we have to do to get you to eat that food? - First of all, me, you. - Oh, no, you know me, I'll eat it. - Just, Frank. - You'll be able to leave the fucking. - You're dying in India. If you have this oily, like, street food thing. - I'm not making it out of there. - There's a guy on TikTok that I've seen, which I don't know how offensive this is to be honest. - That's all right. - What a fly. - But, I mean, well, but he's like, I'm gonna eat the street food every day for however many days to see like, when I'm gonna get food poisoning. - Yeah, I mean, fuck that up. - It is, it's 100%. - There's no way I'm holding up there though. I mean, the fucking Indian food around here. - I can't, listen, I'm not gonna sit here and I don't have a base of bread. I'm not gonna generalize all Indian street food and say like, it'll get you sick because I don't know, but I have seen videos of some that's been like, that does look like that would mess up, gum up the works, so to say. I mean, it's, you know, sometimes there's people cooking stuff. I'll tell you this, I do wanna get those like, the drinks that they do. - Oh, where it's like, where they like make it rapidly, but like, they're not really making it rapidly, they're just like shaking their head really quickly. - They'll put the ice in the cup and then take the ice out and smash it, put it back in the cup. I'm like, you're gonna tell me that doesn't allow them. - I appreciate a show though. I'm big on the show. - I am, first of all, I feel like in that situation, you're probably not paying enough because you're getting a meal and a show. - Yeah, you know? - I like it, where it's like, dude, you know what I like watching? You ever see someone like, they make Moscow mules, but they make them so fucking fast. And there's a point in it where they're putting fresh lime juice into it and they just have like the squeezer. And the guy's just like, and just fucking go. I'm like, yo. - I don't know if I've ever had, I might have had one, but I don't know if I appreciate a Moscow mule. - You've never had a Moscow mule. - I can't recall ever having one. And if I have, it's been like a little sip. I've definitely never ordered one. - Wow, that's crazy though, you know? - You don't like ginger? I love ginger. I just never had one. I don't know, there's no like rhyme or reason to it. - You gotta get one. - Going back to bread though. - Sourdough? - Yeah. - Becca's been making sourdough and I'll tell you right now, put me on a gurney, open my legs, blow away what's there. - All right, I'm not gonna do that. Someone better though. Open my legs and blow away what's there. Like with a gun. - Yeah. But I remember my mom making pasta that much. I tell you what we did do every so often. We'd be like, "Mom, can we have breakfast for dinner?" - And she would make us like pancakes or waffles. - That's the lightest shit I've ever heard my entire flight. - It wasn't all the time. It was like a, it was once a quarter. - Please, mom, please, can we have pancakes for dinner, y'all? That's the lightest shit. - How's that the lightest shit? - The lightest shit I've ever heard of. - You're shoving pasta into the elbow of a bread. - If anything. - If anything. - I have a sandwich. - That's modern ingenuity. - You're eating like Aladdin. - Uh oh. - Yep. - What's wrong about that? Also, what is Aladdin famously not? - White. - Have a house. That's what he famously is not. - He does have a pretty sick view of Aggrimals. - No, he has a pretty cool like little set up there. - It's not his. It's an abandoned building. I mean, what is one man's trash if not another man's treasure? - Sure. - So there you go. - Yeah. - Speaking of breakfast and pancakes, I have something. - Okay. - Oh boy. - I have. - Ooh. What would you consider is the best style of pancake? - Can we get this out of the way before we start talking? Crapes are like overrated as hell. - You can, you can, you can die. - You like crepes like that? - I love crepes, dude. Crapes are overrated. - Like a savory crepe, but that's not a pancake. - Right. I mean, definitely doesn't belong in here. - We're not gonna argue semantics. It is kind of technically a pancake. It's just gotten more liquid than cake. - What? - More liquid? - Yeah, like crepes are just thinner. How is that more liquid? - They're not wet. - Because when you, like the batter I'm referencing, in order to make a crepe, it's a thinner like liquid. - Oh, I was like, I don't know what you're talking about there. - So, best pancake style. - We have classic fluffy souffle crispy crepe thin. - I will say the, is that any spell souffle? I would have not got that. - I'm not sure. - I believe it is. - I believe it is. - So that, I think is not great. Unless it's in Japan, because I've seen those videos of them making those fucking fluffy, like you smack 'em. - There's a fuck to pan. There's a place, oh, don't. - That's crazy. - That's hard. - I'm gonna get it, get it. - My bad guys, I meant, forget about them having them over there. There are places in here that have them. - In here, in here, in the US. - Within the continental. - There was like a video that went viral that was like New York City's best pancakes, and it's just like, it's basically a cheeseburger of a pancake. - Hell yeah. - Like, it's a big bitch. - Yeah, I'm not into that though. If I'm getting pancakes, like, that's another thing. That's a different day. But if I'm getting pancakes, bro, I'm going crispy. - Yes. - What? - Yes. - I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What's wrong with you guys? Crispy is the last thing I want my pancake to be described at. Just get a waffle. - But it's not the whole pancake. It's just the edges. The middle is still a pancake. - Sir, conference of crisp. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's an outline of crispy. - I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I mean, listen. I don't dislike, I wouldn't buy any means, call them crispy. I don't dislike when they're cooked like that. But in this situation, give me the classic, baby. - I mean, the how boring. - Boring, boring. - I mean, there's a reason that it's the best, it's, it's fucking iconic. I'll also say this, I'll start this out there. Waffles over pancakes. - That could be true. - Waffles, french toast, pancakes. - Ooh, actually, I don't know. - Of the Belgian variety or ego? - You could, they could come from any country you want them to come from. - Hmm, we're going to go Belgium, no, obviously. - You like egos over Belgium, mom? - No, I'm not saying that, I'm just like, I don't know. 'Cause like the Belgians do it where like you can get it in like the middle of the day. I like my breakfast to be appropriately timed. It's breakfast because it's breakfast. - You've never had breakfast that night? - I'm sure I have, I don't love it. I remember during college, there were like finals week. - You have some pancakes? - They would like keep the, the, the dining hall open through the night for those people like studying super hard and be like, we have breakfast at midnight. And I'd be like, this is fucking stupid. - Really? I feel like everyone likes breakfast at night. It's a nice like, change of pace every once in a while. - I mean, but you could change the pace with just different meals. Like it doesn't need to be, you never had a drunk bacon egg and cheese? - Yeah. - Bacon egg and cheese is its own thing. - What about a McGrittle? - What, what, what, what is McGrittle? If not a bacon egg and cheese? - Yeah. - Well, it's on the breakfast menu. - I don't consider, I know it is. I am allowing bacon egg and cheese to exist outside of the realm of breakfast. - All right. - So you would say that bacon egg and cheese is not a breakfast. - I would say it can be if it wants to be, but I'm allowing it to choose what it is. - Would you avoid breakfast foods at that time? - A dinner? - 2 a.m. 3 a.m. - No, because it really depends on like the atmosphere. I'm not having, if I'm having breakfast foods past noon? - noon. - Well, you never went to a brunch? - I have, but my brunch has been from like 10 a.m. to noon. - Oh, wow. - If I'm at brunch and it's after 12 p.m. the only thing I'm eating is the bottom of this fucking champagne bottle. - First of all, that's both, brother. - You never showed up to a brunch? I was like, one o'clock, man, it's gone. - No, 'cause that's not brunch anymore. That's just lunch. - Oh, man, it's a good, you're making good points. - Isn't brunch a combination of those? - Yeah. - Yeah, but that's why it's like a 10 or 11 a.m. thing. - But before noon would be breakfast, obviously. - No, I would say breakfast is like, you know, I understand people wake up at different times, breakfast ends at like 11. - Yeah, and McDonald's. - First of all, you can get breakfast all day, I believe now. - Second of all. - McDonald's best. - That's crazy. - They know what they're doing here. - They're fucking cock teasing the world. - Yeah, that's crazy. - brunch is a 1 p.m. thing. - I don't know if it feels like a 1 p.m. thing. - If you're gonna, if you're going for going to alcohol. - Yeah. - Alcohol is a anytime thing. - Well, it's only problematic. It's only problematic when it's an every day, every time. - I personally would not go to a brunch at 10. Not that I wouldn't, but like, I would prefer not to go to a brunch at 10 a.m. I also like, don't really eat at 10 a.m. - Yeah, you also need to acknowledge in this argument, you have the eating regularities of a very irregular reader. Huh, you like that. That's a long-winded way to say that. - See that three times fast? - Yeah. - You have the regularities of an irregular type of person. - I'm not gonna sit here and argue it. I will say, though, that to me, breakfast, depending, of course, there are people that work the night shift.
Brakefist is until 11 a.m. 11 to 12 is brunch brunch and then lunch is after that until dinner time You can't give brunch one hour. Yeah, I'm also not I am not was stowing this these these guardrails on them So you only have wait, whoa any go to any place that offers like bottomless brunch. When do they offer it? Like when they don't they offer it 10 to 2 10 to 3. Yeah, bro. It's in the afternoon. I'm telling you like it definitely goes to the afternoon I think I think it starts earlier. I think it's really dumb. I mean hey, I think that uh Well like lunch, where does that start? 10 or 11? I think 11 30 is lunch-ish See like 11 30 to eat like a fucking Deli sandwich is crazy to me. I mean there are people that start their workday at 7 a.m. So that's you know Five and a half or four and a half hours after they start work. That's normal. I guess so I Just haven't had a real job. It's fair. So I don't know. I remember you know when I worked construction It was 7 a.m. Start 9 15 you eat I Would try to eat, but it would be tough so like I would sometimes just wait until coffee at like 9 15 and Then 11 30 lunch and you were leaving for the day by 3 Yes, technically breakfast has a time and Lunch has a time wouldn't brunch just be the combination of how long breakfast and lunch is his venti-gram There's a little bit of both because it's a combination brunch. Well, I see like yeah, but 8 a.m. You're not at brunch You're not he's you're a breakfast. All right, so what about hold on we need to specify what is separating breakfast from brunch? And it's the inclusion of mimosa if I get a mimosa. It's brunch. I don't it doesn't matter what I know no shot. So 8 a.m. You're not at brunch. If I'm having a mimosa You I it's also like it. It's okay. What about five o'clock? You have a mimosa. You're a brunch. A.m. No p.m. Or you know what both am I m and p.m. Am I eating bread eggs? Sure. I'm at brunch. Come on No, no, definitely more. No, I think 5 a.m. Is 5 5 5 a.m. If you're any drinking a mimosa 5 a.m. You're literally it's insane. You're really cool. Live it out You're really cool first. It's probably just because I didn't end yet. Yeah, it wouldn't be because I woke up. I would say 5 a.m. 5 a.m. 5 a.m. Mimosas is a boozy breakfast. That's what they'll call that boozy breakfast. I call it a boozy breakfast. Really good. But not 5 a.m. No, this is like a boozy lifestyle Do you ever remember what we used to do on St. Patrick's Day? That was at like 8 a.m. And those were beers. So that was different. Oh It's also St. Patrick's Day, and I was wearing a shamrock. There's a lot of things that way. We would literally sleep over each other's houses And go to sleep and put a tall boy next to our bed like it was a fucking night light. Oh, yeah and then 8 a.m. We would roll over and Crack it and start going if you're saying bacon, egg and cheeses are outside the realm of breakfast I would say St. Patrick's Day is outside the realm of dreams. Yes, it's not a normal day. I agree That's a great full full heartedly. Also when they do green beers disgusting. Oh, I Daddy has taken down many a green beers and also I one time in college. I was like a super fucking dive bar, and I went in like September or August or something like that and they were like we're doing 50 cent beers And I was like oh sick. I'll take one and it was green and I was like what the fuck is this like it's still left over from St. Patrick's Day. Oh my god. So guess what though? It's beer. It's dry. It's just beer. I mean what's the difference between a 50 cent green Milwaukee's best at a $2 green Milwaukee's best and a in a bucket of piss. Yeah, all really is the difference It's one of those things brother. I mean brother. I peed hard. Do they have to put blue dye in it to get a green or green dye green I have no idea. Never made them are you kidding me you guys you guys are alcohol kings? You're the kings of booze Do you make like jello shots? Are you that guy? Yeah, we talked recently about this. Yeah, you make them though. I could do it I've never made them. Yeah, I've only eaten them. Yeah, it's like slurp. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a lot. I gotta say private I will say there is someone out there if we ever go on shark tank for anything we can pitch a really cool like Jello shot cup that has like a spring-loaded bottom You could like hit it like it stands and sits as a regular cup and then you could like push it down and like the spring underneath will just like Pick up the Jello. I'm not a big enough fan of Jello shots. Yeah, I mean it makes sense why you wouldn't are they shots? Yeah There's less. There's no there's nothing. Yeah, like each one's not a shot. You could have 30 of them and it'd be equivalent like six shots Do you like mix it in a separate thing? Yeah, so when you when you make jello have you never made jello? I have made Jello, but I don't know like with the shots. I don't know if you like add that into the ice cream or whatever when you make Like the boiling water Uh-huh, and you add it into the Fucking mixture the powder you add in like Three quarters of a cup or whatever of whatever alcohol you want to do so it's not like if you're supposed if you're supposed to put in two cups of water to it You'll do one cup water one cup. Yeah, whatever you want all right like lime jello you put to kill in it Yeah, we get that we figured it out. You do a Jello shot episode. Oh god. It's hard. I mean, I don't want to I mean It's gonna be such fucking bait for all the horny people on the internet because it's just gonna be like I mean the audio listeners are gonna be like We did a thousand one time excuse me did a thousand Jello shots How many people living in your house? It was six it was five of us five people did a thousand and you're alive to tell the tale That's crazy sort of it was it wasn't it was hard Well, I couldn't eat a thousand pieces of Jello give me the information baby. Come on. It was just it was tough We it was I think it wound up we wound up doing 600 we tried to get to the thousand spoiler alert, but We did six like six always try not to spoil the video so people will let go look it up and they will see no You ate a thousand Jello. I mean a hundred Jello shots. Yeah, we did that as well Yeah, that's insane. That's not as hard as you think I think Danny did a hundred. I don't think I've had 50 in my life In your life in my life. I think Danny did a hundred. That's a good question. I've never I bro. That's insane. Oh We were not like hammered Everyone's throwing up so it's fine. Well, it's also the The combination of the alcohol Gelatin and sugar. Oh no sugar free. We're not crazy. Oh, I mean, oh, yeah I'm gonna destroy my body guys eating 600 Jello shots are it nuts. Yeah, whoa We'll do 600 shots just not sugar. What am I you can't do that and sugar Jello? I mean you're getting the sugar with the alcohol anyways. Yeah, just double whammy can't do it. Yeah, it's bad We could do a Jello shot power hour. No, we can't yes. We could that's too many it would be a 60 between each of us. I think we definitely could You say sorry 20 Jello shots is a ton it is you won't be able to do you won't be able to do it You don't think I can do 20 Jello shots. No 60. Oh, I I could just clip 60 like the first time I trust you can do 20 Dude, that's a ton of Jello brother 20 Jello shots I can do in 20 minutes. I guess that's power hours. I like it That's not that hard. I don't even want to I mean it also depends on the size if we're doing like fucking like this But like a normal like the cups. They come in one ounce. It's an ounce. Yeah, I could bro. It's crazy 20 ounces of alcohol You can't do that 20 ounces is like he's like ten drinks No, it's not a drink is like two ounces of alcohol. No, each one is not a full ounce of alcohol. It's like maybe a Quarter of it. I mean yeah, one of them has to be I mean bro think about this right like I Believe there's two ounces of alcohol in like a cocktail maybe three So I think it's actually supposed to be like 1.5 is like the measurement. Let's call it to right. Okay, so that's 10 drinks Let's say let's just cut that in half. So now it's we're at five drinks, right? You just said 20 minutes Imagine drinking five cocktails in 20 minutes I mean you probably will like there's gonna be a delay on that, but it will hurt I mean hurt how Hammer city you're gonna be have mercy every time. Yeah, I I don't think I in an hour I can definitely do 60 jealous. I'm telling you I don't think you know what fucking Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry in an hour. I can definitely do 20 jealous. Oh, I probably believe that I would I would advise Not to do that. I mean I'm not sitting here and by any means saying I'm like pumped at the idea Well, I think also 20 jello shots even if it's not 20 shots which if it's 20 shots that we're talking about dead bodies here But if it's less than that in an hour Sure, bro, the Jello to me is like a lot. I mean like that must just feel weird in your belly But like what is gelatin if not just like Plasmified liquid. It's gonna just get pissed out. I'm just worried about the feeling of it I'd be having that much jello in me would feel weird. I had years ago. I had I think it was a Colonoscopy and they're like allow you to have jello and you just rip jello. I think I ripped like a whole
six pack of Jello cold Jello going down feels really good dude Jello is not getting the fucking love it deserves I like sucking it through my teeth like it's just like collapses and gets through you know I never seen the guy that's like sucks in a Jello shot and he like gags on it he's like oh oh yeah that's just crazy I do think that I know 20 is a lot yeah dude bro if I can do 20 which I did how many fucking pigs in a blanket that I eat third 30 I believe 30 I could with ease do 20 Jello shots I think you could do 20 I just I know you can't do 60 I you know what in an hour I probably can't do yeah bro two hours in it if you gave me four hours I could do 60 I don't think you can you know you'd be hurt bad after that I mean yeah I'd be I'd be a little toasty can we just do a standing out videos video just give him four hours and 60 Jello shots yeah I have to be there for when he vomits all over the place I'll be there how much I think you like throw up he does you like throwing up he 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and I got a headache but I'll be all right okay so I'm like on and off like one year I'll have it really bad and I can't go outside some days because it's like that bad like I just like can't be so yeah that will be all right it's the spring I'm just happy I'm just happy about the fucking good weather oh my god the sun when it touches my face it makes me feel so good and warm inside you like have like a park you just go and lay on the grass because I remember when we went and did the UK tour that last day before the last show so I guess there were two days left you just laid down in the middle of that college campus on the grass and just lived on that well you didn't iron Trinity yeah dude that was sick I love this land on the ground I you know how they say like oh I'm grounding when you're like barefoot on the grass apparently that's a real thing yeah I can feel it apparently too that it's like there are studies that support the idea that getting your hands like dirty like gardening or something like that it like boosts something serotonin or adopamine I mean there's nothing better than playing in the fucking dirt why don't we stop doing that because I used to play in the dirt like crazy me and Keith used to like dig I would touch worms and shit and now I'm like I'd play like them like the accordion which is probably bad yeah you should probably murder these poor worms yeah yeah and then the Rolly Pollyoles I would go like this yeah like they were a bugger I flick them oh yeah also murder yeah I think I'm we're finding out something about you I wasn't trying to hurt them I just thought it was fun but I used to play in the dirt and I would just take like dirt and I will go oh and I liked having dirt and I wish I got more dirt on my face because that looks cool it does look cool we also know how you feel about so don't get me started on chimneys we're not gonna go if I could work as a chimney sweeper twice a year I would for free what's stopping you baby that's true I mean I don't have a chimney you know what let's call your bluff I think we should start a petition to get me clean chimneys one day a year it doesn't even need to be two one day a year Joe's a chimney sweep I and I need a work band and it'll be and you'll call it Joe Joe will clean your pipes yeah well no we're not gonna do that because we don't want people to get confused why I'm here yeah let Joe let Joe slide down your chimney do you have a you have a chimney we have a chimney but you have a chimney no we didn't have one do you have a chimney I don't but we have a gas we have a gas fireplace so we don't have to like clean out how do you clean a chimney it's like a big like oh I thought it was like old-timey British guys that shot rock and then like good night and they got a big broom and they're just fucking under it but does it look like a big feather like a big like a like a I imagine it's like the brooms that they use on the floor like that they that they show and like you know Oliver twist or something the push brooms oh I was thinking more of like a like a duster but it's massive you're like oh you know there's probably an answer and I'm sure Ant will look it up but like I don't think it's that like you need to like soot can cake so you like if it's a duster you're not gonna wish it would cake dude nothing would make me happier than fall
into a mountain of sun coming out and being like. - Yeah, well you would probably have some health things coming as a result of that. - Yeah. - I imagine that it's not early. - What the hell is that? - Oh, I've seen this. I've seen this. It's like a, so they put it on like a stick. No, no, they put it on like a drill and it spins. - Oh, I don't like this. - This is the same thing I've gotten like a, like my air vents cleaned out and this is what they used. - My dad's toothbrush used to look like that. - What the fuck? - You know what? I wonder if that's a relatable thing. Pull that up again. - I got you. - Dude, does anyone else's father's toothbrush look like that? - Yeah. - That's how my dad's toothbrush would look. - It's how he's not kidding. - It would be like Moses was on that and just fucking cut the thing in half and my dad was basically brushing with the plastic. - Yeah. - I remember that as a kid just being like, "What is this guy doing to his teeth?" - I'm like, "Yo, go easy, bro." - Yeah. - None of us are doing this and he's just like, "Oh, no, no, no." - He's like, "Dad's in the morning." Do you do this? You get in the bathroom and you start making sound. - No, I'll be honest with you. I am silent in the morning. - Really? No, I don't do that. - I do it a little bit. I'm not going to lie. - I mean, it happens. Like as you get older, like our bodies are changing again. - Why can't bodies just be the same, dude? Why does it need to be like they change when you're a teenager and then like you get 30 and here comes another change? - Yeah. - That's the last time I want that to happen. - When I'm congested and I get in the shower, I'm making noise. - You're letting it. - I mean, I'm not going to like, hock spit in my fucking-- - You're going to hock, you're going to spit on that thing in the shower. - Uh-huh. No, I'm not going to do that. But I will just like, like get my whole and then just like, "Oh, do you, are you one of these guys?" - No, I'm not. - I'm not. - Oh, I hate that. - Bro, one time I was on the track. I was at a park. Public park. I was on the track. The guy in front of me? - It's not rocketed. - Like Randy Johnson. And I was like, "No, I'm right here." - I fucking hate that. - Yo, it's so fucking nasty. - Buggers are fucking gross. - Buggers are gross. - Dude. But I'm going to say this. Okay? And I'm going to put this out there. - You like Buggers? - No. I love picking my nose, dude. - Picking my nose is so fire. - Why in God's name? Have weas-- Has someone started this movement? I don't know who the fuck did it. - Yeah. - Something tells me it was just like right around like Jackie O. - That it's not good. - That like picking your Buggers just like unsightly and shit like that. Like it's fire. - Dude, I fucking love picking my nose. - Bro. - And then just like, you know, I'll keep a paper towel with me and I'll wipe it out and I'll wash my hands. - I'll throw it on the ground. - But dude, if you're talking to me, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to get in there. I also like, you know when you get like the edge of one, you're like, "Oh, this is." - This is going to be a good one. - And then you get like a long-- - And it like pulls it out of your brain? There's a few things in this world I like more than that. - Dude, Buggers are gross. I'm going to throw up. - But I love my Buggers. - I love my Buggers. I'm not going to eat them though. I'll fuck it up. - I'll never eat them. - Throw up. I ate them when I was like three years old. - I've never eaten them. You're disgusting. - I've eaten. - I think I saw something once that apparently there's like health benefits to eating your Buggers, dude. - Let's not do this. - I think there is. - That's not dude. - Not kidding. I think those are just like trick. - Look up. - A doctor like article. - There's no way-- Should we use our doctor, Mike? - We should use our one. - Let's call doctor Mike. - Should I do that? - Should I do that? - Yeah. - But just like make it okay again. - Yeah. - Did you just be in like, yo, there's something in there. Let me just go and fucking get it out. - Also like when I pick my nose and it like causes a nose bleed, I don't, I like it. - I don't know why. - Because you feel like it's like the whole idea of like, you want to work a day. Like you want to feel like you're-- - No, no, it's not like a black eye. I was like, oh, a blade nose. Like because I don't like getting blood out of my hands. I don't really like blood to begin with. But like when you cause a bloody nose, because it's because you got like a good one. - You got it, yeah. - And then you're like, oh, no, I'm bleeding. You know what I mean? - I don't like bloody noses. I do like the aftermath of like when it crusts up in there. - You could like clean it out. Like you got to clean out your own chimney. - Bro, yo, this is great. - This is yes. - Yeah. - When you get a bloody nose and it's like crust on the outside and you just go like this. - Yeah. - And then it's like-- - I'm going in there. - It looks like pepper. - Yes. Exactly. I'm peppermilling my nose. - Oh my god. You ever get a blood clot in your nose and you got to like pull it? Because you were like shoved. - I don't know about that. - No, not like an actual blood clot. Like when you get a bloody nose and you put a tissue in there. And then you pull a tissue out and you're like-- - Oh, dude. It's so disgusting, but it's great. - Oh my god. The feeling of like jamming paper towels or tissues in your nose. Which don't do. Dr. Mike, I'm sure he'll tell us that about who cares. - Yeah. - And then you pull them out and it's like-- - That first inhalation of air is like fucking what I imagine. - Heroin in the butt. - For real. - Yeah, boof my anus with the black tar. - No, for real. Because when you get it in there, you ever do a double? You ever shoved double in there? - I don't know if I've doubled it up. - When I'm like very, very congested, I'll do steam. And then I shove two in there to get it all loose. And then when I pull it out, it's like-- - Oh. - Dude, I kind of, like I once saw someone do that, but with a tampon. - Hey. - Nose? - Yeah. - Because what is a tampon? If we know what a tampon is, let's make that a funny one. - What is a tampon? If not, you're speaking like Shakespeare a lot lately. - I mean, I am a Thespian. But like, what we're explaining, but just doing that with a tampon, dude? - It's probably-- - Because they're made to be absorbent. - Yeah, yeah. - So that son of a bitch is coming out and I'll be able to smell you from fucking Zimbabwe. - Oh my god, it's so good, dude. - I love Zimbabwe. - I know Zimbabwe knows is not cool while it's happening. It's so cool, after. - I remember once I got a bloody nose like at a pizza place. - Yeah. - There has to be more to that story. - There has to be. - It can't be the end, Frank. There's gotta be more. It can't be the end. - It fell out of my pizza slice and I just cut that slice off and then ate the rest. - I mean, okay. - It's already in my mouth. - Okay, as long as it's my blood. - If I have a bloody nose, the blood is in my mouth. - And I can't tell you how many times I've gotten a cut. - Yeah, you're like that. I'm not like that. - Really? - I won't lick my cuts. No, I'm not a cat. - Well, cats are honest, something, because it's not the worst. - Yeah. I just don't like the taste of blood. - I mean, I don't either. I'm not sitting there and I'm just like, "It's like I'm eating a pen or something." - Yeah, I mean. - Bro, you know, one time I was chewing on a pen and it exploded in my mouth. - Yeah, you told this story. - It's disgusting. - It was like a thing that kids did in middle school and elementary school that they would like pop pens in their mouth and be like, eh, and swallow fucking. - I don't remember that. - Yeah, there were some Puerto Rican girls I knew that did it. - Oh, so it was popular with the Puerto Ricans. - Puerto Ricans crushed it. They were crazy on it. Do you remember when the kids back in the day used to be like this? Turn their eyelids inside out and it's like, "Look, I got red eyes. I want to slap 'em in the face." - If I could do that, I would. - You were that guy. - I'm not going near my eyes. - I know exactly what guy he was. - First of all, what age? - For him? - Yeah. - Nine. - Okay, at nine. What grade is that? - Fourth grade. - Okay. - And it was the type of guy that definitely did that. Look, that definitely showed up every day with the coolest school lunch and was just like, "Whatever." So you'd go to him and be like, "Yo, you don't want that. You don't want your crunch bar with your lunchables, right?" And he'd be like, "Yeah, yeah, that's fine." But then you'd go to his house for a play date and he would just ruin your life by being good at Mario Kartens. He'd be like, "I'm just good." - Is that you? - Last part was pretty accurate for sure. - I can see you. - Did you cry in school? - Oh. - You're a fucking cryer? - I don't think so. I cried once because I thought I failed a test and I was in second grade. - Brother? - Second grade. You cried because you failed a test. - No, I thought I failed a test. - Thought he failed a test. - Let me tell you. - First of all, second grade, I cried over one thing and it was the girl at that time that I liked. I told her that and then I cried. - Oh, I did that too. - Same girl. We probably told her story before he was on the show at all. - There's so many stories you don't know about us, dude. Just come and hang with us. - So there's this girl that Frank liked and he told her that he liked her and then he cried right after he told her? - I went up to her. I was wearing a Pokemon shirt which is so radical. - Which Pokemon? - Bulbasaur. - This is the Bulbasaur line. - Oh, that's why you didn't get it. - All right, continue. - Okay, we'll get it. - He said it. - That's insane. - Had it been a Charmander, we don't know how it could have gone. - That's what I'm saying. - You know what, that is fair, but she didn't care about that. She cared about, you know, S Club 7 or, you know, Apple. - I cared about that. - Okay, sorry. What grade was this? I'm sorry. - Second grade. - Got it, go. - And I went up to her in class and I was just like, you know, it was crazy because, you know, I said something. I was like, 'cause I like you, you know, immediately started to cry. - Immediately. - It was him, big moment. - Wait, why? - He just confessed and he felt like-- - He was a big moment for me, dude. It was the first time I told a girl I liked her. - Oh, tell a girl you liked her. - That was basically like diving in the Marianist trench. - Yeah, it was big. - It was dangerous. Free solo? - No, he was a fuck. - You said you liked her. No response. And you started crying right after? - I said he cried before she could even utter a response. - That's probably fair. And true. - Yeah, it was kind of like in tandem. It happened. He put his face in his shirt.
Yeah, he may have been going for the pity thing, but we don't know how good chance more likely that I was than wasn't It would be an honest. Yeah, it could have been something like that and at the end of the day We would always get like with like our spelling words. We would get like Crossword puzzles with like our spelling words. I gotta get a yada I remember spelling tests and I remember I like went up to I was like I'm finished remind you need help and Joe's like oh because she's your girlfriend And I let me I said that yeah, what is scumbag douche bag dude and you started I turned around I was like fuck you douche bag Second grade pussy douche bag, but then in fourth grade same girl Yeah, it was in our class and I forgot what it was about but she was like you keep doing that. I'm gonna tell on you I was like care tell on it. Yeah, she told on me balls. Yeah, yeah, I cried my eyes out called you called your bluff Yeah, she told my bluff. She was not to be fucking trifled with I remember like like all the teachers liked her and it low-key fast Mad fast dude. Yeah, she was like a horse. She was mad mad mad fast. Yeah, she was like an athlete. Yo, I don't know what it was the girls in our class We're like fucking quick. Bro Jamie. I like basic all low-jones Yeah, Bridget she was we had a class Lauren Baton corps. We had a class with I mean we're just giving her props. Yeah, we're just saying we're just giving a prop. She was a crazy fucking elementary school because like I firmly firmly, you know Stand by this it was like the Lisa Leslie of fucking yeah athletes in our school The Serena Williams. Yeah, Jane. Oh my god, bro. This girl in tennis. I've a link. Oh She didn't know like Fucking insane. We're like four years old fucking cash cash Okay, she was nice also you probably don't know the story, but I like Jane Oh, yeah, and I told her I was like do you like me? And she's like I'm gonna ride it on the desk This was first grade and she wrote it in script. I didn't learn It's until third grade Like he still doesn't know I was like now. She's wrong roller coasters like what the fuck is this? Yeah, bro, they were fucking quick dude. Yeah, he had his athletes bro. Jamie was basically Michael Jordan. Yeah, like Like was like ballin up with dudes at fucking fourth grade and like fucking slamming Jay's and then Lauren Lauren was like Bertini grind her dude like she was like just backing me down like to me. She's like all a shit I know this didn't happen, but it felt like she could dunk if like not Third grade, but no felt like she could not only could she dunk She could throw an or all just Chapman fucking fastball dude I remember playing a SS at the wall and she would fucking cock back and throw this ball harder than any person I've ever seen low key. You know who was fast and the jot bro. No, no jot was the No, she could cover ground out there Bro a reason bro crazy if pole vaulting was available she could have done it standing up. You know, it's still the bacon is Yeah, I think so You either know where you don't there's one rule in the whole game. You got to steal the ball in the middle or something Yeah, yeah, you're like a call a number. Yeah, yeah, you kind of do that Bro, we're talking about legends at steal the bacon. You're never catching up bro We did something called line soccer. Okay, you would take Four classes of fourth graders and line them up on either side of the gym so You know what 60 kids on each side? Yeah, and the idea was like same thing. They'd be like nine and 14 And nine and 14 when run into the middle they'd have to get the soccer ball and like dribble it and try to get it past the line of kids Dude It is because I'll tell you how When you had fucking me a ham Lauren Lauren I'm not gonna drop it. Just like fucking Lauren Bencourt. She's getting her flowers today. Yeah, yeah She kicked that ball bro kids ran the opposite way. Yeah, she was getting a free fucking goal because she kicked that shit crazy I first of all if she was kicking at me. I'm like bro. I gotta go to math I'm not getting in front of this thing. You remember a mario ball. You remember in super mario strikers when you do Like this super moving like Mario would cock back and have like a flaming foot. Yeah, that's what this fucking chick was like dude She let that shit make fun. Bro. She let that shit fly Dude also Dennis our friend Dennis, bro. He would kick that ball. I'm not kidding. I would get out of the way today Don't see fourth grade. Yo The only thing that I was able to I as a like teenager Would wear Timberland boots to go play kickball to replicate what eight-year-old Dennis was kicking same with Lauren And like that's why growing up like the whole idea of just like girls are not goody sports I was like that is so far You don't know the girls that we grew up with. Yeah, cuz they were fucking ballin up And they were throwing hard they were faster than most of the people I've ever met my entire life That's so fucking fine Flaming foot everyone's like oh fuck Look out and like it would like what I imagine if it hits someone it sounded like when Fucking you go bowling and like it hits the pins. Yeah, that sound and it would right behind you is just a brick wall Not a brick wall. No, yeah, I guess a brick wall brother and this ball would hit the wall and it would just sound like the loudest slap Sprinch yet and like they can't play dodgeball once and then our teacher was like Yo, we played this game. 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I'm glad you had the ad break there because I was too excited. What were you gonna? Yo, what were you gonna say? I don't know if we were the only ones that had this game But our gym class had a full-on like march madness bracket style game that we played called nukum and imagine like volleyball but like you didn't need to hit it you could grab it and throw it Yo These fucking girls were jumping as high as the fucking net and launching that shit down at us Yeah, and you got out the way because if not you were a big time trouble You think like when you're younger the girls they mature so much faster than the boys. Yeah, especially me I was fucking tiny and then you had like Basically Dude, I'm not kidding. It's just my experience but when you're younger, but it really felt like they were the mod stars Yo, I could felt like they were huge seriously. That's why like that mentality of just like girls. What sports? What the fuck Not deep fifth grade brother exists for us Not fifth grade because like yo, I feel like there was a more of a Like more of
- Our girls in our class were good at sports, then boys in our class were good at sports. Am I bugging on that one? - I don't even know. - Like who are the boy, like who are like the R-grade boy athletes? It was like you, Dennis, Cody. (laughing) Like I can't forget about that kid. - I can't remember anyone's last name. - No, we'll find it though. - Oh, I tried to, I was thinking yell that, so I'm like that's a different one. - That's Stanley, yell that's from Holes. - Yep, that's not it. - Wow, Cody, I didn't even, I haven't even thought about that in so long. - For like, they were like 12 girls that could ball the fuck up. - For some reason, yeah. - Those are the days. But yeah, Newcomme dude, we used to take it so seriously. - Do you remember our team? - The dragons. - Bloody dragons. - The bloody dragons? - Yeah, we were the bloody dragons. And we beat, in the championship, the undefeated team with the unbeatable. - Pretty beatable. When, in my middle school, it was St. Margaret's dragons. - Uh-huh. - And, you went to St. Margaret's? - I went to St. Margaret's, you know, cool. - Oh, cool. - And, for, where's that? - All right, I played them in basketball when I was younger. - And, they released merch at some point. And the school? - The school did. And St. Margaret's dragons was SMD. And, and that's crazy. And, they released it. And, obviously, all the kids knew. And, so you could do SMD, grandma, SMD. - No! - Yeah, you could do all that. I bought so many things immediately. The next day, they took it all off the store. But, I got it. - Suck my dick, grandma. It was crazy. - And I was wearing it. - Wait, why would they put that if you're the lions? - What? - Are you even listening to St. dragons? St. Margaret's dragons. - You didn't say lions? - No. - Oh. - I heard lions for the first time. (laughing) - I was so confused. - Yeah, no. - I didn't say D. - Wow. - St. Margaret's dragons. - What was your, what was St. Francis' prep? You were the terriers. The non-scaryest dog on the fucking planet. - Annoying, though. - Annoying which everyone from that school pretty much was. - It wasn't the coolest mascot. - It definitely was not. - No, no, it wasn't. - We were a dog. - Yeah, it was a dog. - It was worse back in the day because like, when my brother went, it was just like a paw print. Like now there's like a dog. - Now it's just a smaller dog, dude. - But it's like the dog looks like a little cooler, but a paw print, and not like a cool paw print. It was just like a dog paw print. - Ah, that sucks. That sucks. - Well, the middle school Clemson is, I was gonna say that's what Clemson did. - Well, Clemson, the paw print's cool. I'm fine with that. I like Clemson, but they're the Clemson Tigers. They're not the little kitty cats. - That's true. - You know, it's like the fucking St. Francis prep poodles. You might as well be. - I honestly, yeah. - My two high school mascots were cool. So the first one was the sting, and it was a hornet. - A terrier beats the shit out of a hornet. - Brother. - What do you think has killed more people in this world? The sting from a hornet or a terrier? - That's a better point. (laughing) - And then you were the owls. - The owls. I love owls. - First of all, dragons take out all those. - Sure. - Dragons take out all those. - Dragons beat everybody though. - Who's the lion's? - Lion your back and take these dicks. (laughing) - You said lions. - Oh, what? - You said the lions. Lions, lions, your back and take. - First of all, take these dicks. (laughing) - Brother, can you hit 'em with a got 'em, please? - Yeah, I'm so good. I panicked. I'm sorry. - Yeah. - I didn't think he was actually gonna fall for it. - Every time you get me, I panicked. - I panicked a little bit. - Lions, your back and stuck in my both of my dicks. (laughing) I was debating about getting you guys with the dragons, but I already, I already panicked. - Yeah. - You can't, you can't double that. - You already did imagine dragons. - Yeah, I can't double dragons. - You can't double dragons. - Oh man. Oh, what a hot streak. - Oh, he got you pretty bad last time. He also got a flashy thing at the camera. That was me and so. I mean, he's winning. - Yeah, that was absolutely good. But, I like the owls. I think the owls are cool. - You know what? You were trying to get that lion's in too much. I should have picked that up. - I'm shocked you didn't. - Yeah. - I honestly, that's why I didn't make contact. - I contacted with you because I thought you'd be like, oh, I see. - Oh, that's what you were doing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. - I thought maybe you were like just so focused on fifth grade. - Yeah. - And then my college mask got where the chargers. It was a cool horse. - Horse. - Yeah. - A charger is a horse, like a Dodge charger. - Is it? - Yeah. - I thought the challenger was the horse. - No, a charger Mustang. - No, that's not a Mustang, they're mine. - Yeah, you're right. - I don't know if the charger's a horse though. I know Mustang. - Chargers are horses. - Like, that's a breed of horse. - I believe so. - I got you. - I have no idea. - I don't know if they're like official scientific name is like Chargionus horse and topelus or something, but like probably isn't. - I would count that, don't worry. That just sounds like a Greek horse. - Chargionus. - Chargionus. - Turn for a strong swift horse. - Charger? - Yep. - Specifically a war horse. - What did you, what did you, that might be your best one. - I like the owls though, owls, and the colors were the same. It was blue and yellow, blue and yellow. We had the smurf field. They went D1 recently. - What's St. Mark's blue? - Red. - Red. - Oh, with white. - Yeah, yeah. - And then you guys were red and blue, right? - Yeah. - St. Francis Prep. - Oh my God, so boring. - St. Francis too. - Of a sissy. - I guess they're older brother and older cousin. - I don't think they related it. Actually, oh wow, I didn't even, yeah. - How would that not, how would they not be related? - It's mad saints dude, I don't know. They're saints of everything. - Well, these St. Francis, it's not like a prep. It's just prep or not. - No, no. - Or in the school, like it's prepping you for. - I'm aware, but there's like, same Francis of a sissy, and then maybe there could be like a same Francis of whatever. - What is a sissy? - A sissy is like a place. - No, I always thought of it. It's just like, you're a sissy, hey. - You thought that's what they would name a school. - No, I know, but that's what we name people. Like, we knew a bunch of our friends went there and they'd be like, you're a sissy. (laughs) - Did you call your sister that? - Sissy as a kid, yeah. I think my brother still do, which is weird. - I think you still do. - No, I really definitely do not. (laughs) You make that abundantly clear. - Is sissy weird? - I don't put it that way. - It's just like a kid version of sister. It's just like sissy. - I don't think it's weird. - As a child, but like if you're like 33 years old and saying like, hey, sissy. - Yeah, I guess we grow up. - I mean, you tummy, you say tummy. - Well, I have kids now. - Yeah, but you say it to not kids. - But when you have kids, - It bleeds. - Some of the vernacular bleeds into the rest of your life. You'll see it one day. Like, you'll see something else be like, what? What? You'll see it. - She's mad aggressive. - You'll see it. - Jesus Christ, see it one day. - Yeah, I think you will. - Hear it one day. What does that mean? The words. What are we talking about? What are you talking about? - No, no, no, no, no. And you pointed to your ear because you hear it. - I know what ears are. - Oh, okay. - Sorry. - Well, I'll be back and take these dicks. - Take these dicks. Lyons, your backs. - That's not even fair. - It's closest. - Lyon. - Lyon, you're back. - I haven't heard of it. I like its creativity. - It's great, if anything. It's double points because of how fucking good it was. - I mean, you said, I said Lyons. Lyon, why'd I say it like that? - I mean, come on. Just 'cause you didn't specifically say Lyon. You pluralized it. Isn't that the whole point? - It's close. It's what we can let them decide. - I mean, he's got, he's 300 bucks in the hole now. So that's why he's trying to defend himself. - Whoa, I'm 200 bucks in the hole. This is out of play. That's out of bounds, buddy. - Why is that one out of bounds? - Oh, that's out of bounds. - How the hell is that out of bounds? - That's out of bounds. - You did it during a standing out of Sweden. - Yeah, that's like it. - Who cares? - When it was done, it was done. - The rules are the rules. - You didn't make of them. - Technical Frank, we talked about it on the show. - Yeah. - I have the rules. - We have to pull up the tape. - You've called me a bitch outside of the show and we're not marking it down. - That's a good point. That's a good point. - What, when did I have I? - All the time. - No, when? Can you recall a time that I have called you a bitch outside of the show? - I can. - How would you like me to answer you? - Pre-bet? - No. (laughs) - I definitely prefer a pre-bet. - No. - But like outside of the show? - No way. - Yeah. - The standing out of Sweden is one can count. - I can't. - Oh, you want to go through the videos? Do you think you never called me a bitch in a standing out of Sweden? - Never since that the fucking thing has come out. Never since we made that bet. - I'm not gonna watch all of it. - Maya, do us a favor. Put it together. (laughs) - I know. (laughs) - There's almost no, I can almost guarantee. And if I'm wrong, every one of those words, I almost said it, that I used to prove your point, you could count them as two. - Eight. - No. (laughs) - Eight. - Always dealing. - Yeah. - This guy can't ever take a fucking, I get it. - I'm gonna burp. - You alright? You're gonna burp? - No. It's just heirs coming out of me. - Are you there and burp you? I don't know why I'm like a cat is about to throw away. - I can burp you. - You burp 'em like a baby. - Yeah, I think that works for humans, doesn't it? - I don't think it works for babies. - No, I think they say that you're not supposed to do that. - Smack their back? - Yeah, I vaguely remember that from when I had two young babies. - Don't you hold, I feel like you should have a definitive answer right now. - No, you forget, you know. - Like did you do it? - I did, I did rubs. - Like this? - I did rubs, yeah. - It's like pets. Get in your back, rubbed.
So good so good so good dude you don't like it in rub you know what I don't like my shoulders getting rubbed I hate that why like you haven't gotten a massage. No, I've never gotten a massage Well, I've never gotten a massage. I never got into it either way I when you like you know people come behind your back and start doing like your shoulders Yeah, I don't I just don't like it really. Yeah, and feels weird. Yeah. Well, did you gotta get a massage? You got to go to a spa No, I'm not going to a spa with you. I didn't even say anything. It's a we knew what you're gonna say Don't for a single second Pretend you weren't gonna suggest that we do it together or for a sitting out of it is a it is a it is a solo Experience or with a female companion experience. Yeah, or male companion. However, you choose or a non-binary however you want a companion Eyes, is that a word love it. Thank you It's one of those things. I've never had cucumbers on my eyes, but that I'd love I would like it, but also not because I just want to eat them You know what I want to do eat a master, right? Yeah, I want to go to what's it called when they like a get a facial I mean yeah jokes aside. Just like I want to like like a mask. Maybe some mud. You can do it at home No, I know, but I want to go to a place in like I know where you want to go You want to go to the steam you I? Dude my my fucking barber does that he seems yet they steeped. They literally put this big Careful. Yeah, yeah, he's big arm like they like wheel it over and they put it right here What steam right before they do my my shave and they turn it on and steam just fucking all over my face For like 10 minutes. It's to like open up the pores and then they do the hot towel. We're in a joke's aside zone Don't worry. No jokes right now. We call them out, but it's just like steam. Yeah That's kind of nice. Yeah, it's really good. Does he do like a raisin and cut you up? Yeah Yeah, they do you do here. They do it. It's actually a girl the two that I've gotten at this Yeah, you don't go to the same one. I don't care that much. Whoa. I don't care. That's interesting Yeah, why do you get your hair cut not wear but like you go to like a one person. Yeah, one person if they're not there I'll go home really you not on a you're not on a yeah If I call will sometimes I'm walking by and so I was the name Eddie Eddie. Oh, it's always Eddie It is Eddie. I don't know if that's the real name to be fair. Oh, I think ours How would that not the butchers one of them was Eddie, right? Yeah The Russian butchers. That's what we call the guy. My guy rushers. Yeah, my guys rusher. Yeah, I'm saying they're all Eddie. That's what I'm saying they're all Eddie But also not a thing about it. He's probably right because on dim Mars. That's Eddie's - Oh my god, and there's like Eddie's Eddie's - Eddie's three. Yeah, what the hell? Eddie's got a strong you They got a chokehold on the hair cutting game. Maybe it's like a it's like the American version of a name in Russia That's common. That's what I'm saying. I'm not like one of those guys that like I need to get my hair cut by the same person every single time But you build a rapport. Yeah, but also like I don't care enough about my hair See it's just a luxury because you have nice hair like you could you could do whatever you want. Yeah, I could cut your hair Yeah, you'll you'll it'll be fine. I didn't pay for haircuts for years I used to get them buzzed in college like by my roommate and then after I just grew my hair out for years Yeah, I did the same I my brother come. Yeah, I remember your brother would do it in the bathroom like ten years Who cares dude? Really? Yeah, I mean after a while he hated it How much to get you to shave your head no chance in hell really? No, why? Insecurity you'd look good with a shaved head. Yeah, you'd look like more like chanting Tatum than you already do I'm good. It works for you because you could grow a beard Yep, not like that, but but like even that is good. I can't Yeah, you bald would be interesting I can't it would be I'm also afraid it won't come back you'd be you'd be like faster kind of yeah, I can't do that You know see he didn't have to bring it to that level what bald no beard bald no beard. What are you supposed to do? You would look like Uncle Fester, it happens. I mean you wouldn't have the like I got a little more color I think a lot more color Whatever that is more color. There's some distinguishing characteristics that would make you look enough not like Uncle Fester, but Be close. Do you think you got a lumpy head? Maybe and I felt my head and I'm like, oh my god. I felt my head recently and I was like, what is that? Lump it's like a little bump. Yeah, I got something to I think like heads are lumpy Some people got perfectly round heads and I'm like, oh what I'm thankful every day I don't have my father's head that guy's head so low place fucking disaster dude. It's like like a bro It's like here and then it fucking flat on the back like he didn't like pick up his head for a lot of tummy time I see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh forget about this guy had no tummy time and now he's got too much tummy time You know what I'm saying? Yeah, do I he needed a helmet? He definitely needed a helmet my father. He probably still does. I like when babies have the helmets. I think it's cute Oh, I love yeah when kids have those helmets. Yeah, you put stickers on them and stuff I heard they smell bad though. They stink dude. Really? Yeah, my nephew had one And it smelled like shit. What the kids helmets? It's like a helmet because if because children like their heads are still like malleable so if they're laying on their back a lot then it flattens their heads You know how much like shape it so that's like circular. I meant I meant more. Let's get to know but I meant more Why does it smell because they're babies? Oh, they're kids and they're running around and sweating. Got it like And it's made of a foam too. So it's not like an easily Cleaned situation. I mean, it's like a there's like a rubberyness to it It's not like foam. I'll be honest with you if I was a kid and I had that helmet I'm fucking diving off of tables and stuff like that. I think God I didn't have it because I would have taken full advantage of that bitch. You know what stinks? Casts. Yeah, children have casts. Oh, that makes me sad Keith had a cast Well, that makes me cut that thing open. I was like look at this. Yeah Miles had a cast, but I wasn't there when they cut it off So I don't know if it smelled but I imagine it did and then also like your skin is so like it's like seeing the light of day for the first time and it's like Oh, I do kind of like when you have a band-aid on though and then like you take it off It's like it's like white and shriveled and it's like yeah, you'll finally stepping out of the cave Yeah, I'm like, you know, I have a dead part of my finger. Yeah, you like that kind of do why I like to look at it and just be like you're new You're new you're new here I get it. I don't a little bit. I don't you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it is new there. Yeah, it is you like band-aids Good on band-aids. What's the worst That's not how I wanted to ask the question. I'd like band-aids, right? Yeah, like having them on me and she yeah But if a band-aid Gets on me and the pool. Oh, that's bad. I That's really outside of a log of shit. That's probably the worst thing I want to find in a pool I would honestly probably be more afraid of the band-aid than the log of shit I honestly didn't want to say that because I was embarrassed I think I feel the same. I got you. I'll support you through this like if the log of shit like bumped into my elbow I would for sure be upset. Yeah, but if a band-aid touched me I'd be like no, I know that there is like Germs and bacteria that can come off a log of shit But it just feels like the ones on the band-aid are more dangerous. So much worse way worse like a bit like if I Oh my god, dude. I'm just like picturing this like if I'm in a pool like having fun and so I'm like Hey, you got a band-aid on you and I look and it's just been on me and I don't know how long it's been on me I'd be like oh my god. Yeah, you're your days ruined. I just can't your whole trip is ruined probably knowing Joey a loose band-aid Oh my god loose band-aid sucks. That was the when we remember years ago. We did that a Bean Boozled video. Yeah, that was the worst of all those bean Boozled flavors That was definitely the worst one because it's like How in God's name did they perfectly get the taste and flavor something that I just don't even ever remember having put in my mouth Yeah, it's just like the smell of it Oh and like the presence of a band-aid. It just smells like something I mean they did have throw up and I didn't like the throw up was bad No, I got the spoiled milk. Spoiled milk was bad But the the used band-aid one was I was like astonished at how bad it was you know you guys are right We're probably do for a bean Boozled one Also, you know what I love Ace bandages. Oh, I mean looking for a reason I was gonna say were you the kid in high school that wore them just be like Oh, are you limped into class people? It's like oh my god. Jelly. You look wrong. I Would put them around my wrists mostly not my legs your wrist. Yeah, like I would like oh my wrist is fucked up Dude it would be nothing. I mean I like any sort of discomfort like any nace masters I'm 90% sure that ace bandages are not like a real thing like I know they are but like they're just like an aesthetics thing No, they're like tight Yeah, but what's the fucking point of keeping of like it's like a soft cast But it's not though. I mean if you wrap it enough Ace bandages are stupid. I also think they're supposed to be under other things and then like you have to wrap them the right way or So fucking get out of here, dude don't make me have to be a doctor and a kid. Have you ever have you ever put Like boxing wraps on your thing on your hands. No, oh man. I feel so good taking them off. No like I mean Putting them on is a little annoying because it's like a whole thing But when you start going through your fingers like this part I brought this up the other day when I was like when you get a hotel How do you guys do it? And I didn't even bring up the part that I do but like I just do my hands I don't do my face, but I just do my hands and then I get in between the webs and I really get her going I love
- I love that this part of my hand, I don't like when other things are touching it, but I like when I touch it. - Can I touch it? - No, I would just set it in like that. - Why not? - How do you hold hands? - Interlocking or-- - I'll do it. It's not my favorite 'cause of the feeling of like-- - Oh, I love it. - I think it's because when I was younger, people would be like, "Play Mercy." So I don't like it. - Oh my god, I would always avoid it. - That's right. - 'Cause when people would, you ever do that? - Yeah. - When someone's like, "Play Mercy," and they would take your hands and go like this, fingers like I would be like, "Ah!" - Right, remember those kids back in the day, they'd be like, "Look, I'm double-jointed." And they would do this and their finger would look like a witch's. - Yeah. - What the fuck is that? - I'm double-jointed with my thumb. - Ew, that is so gross. Wow, can you put it back on your own? You have to-- Oh, it's so loud. Ew, she's dancing. - You can hear it? - Yeah, I can hear it. Bro, I thought, I thought I was gonna look over and your thumb was gonna be on the ground. - Oh, I do it with this one too, I guess. I never knew I could do it without pushing it. - I'm just, I can't. - And then you gotta crack it. - Oh, I could also move my, like, tendon underneath my knuckle. - Ew. - Dude. - Why you so cracky? - I so cool, dude. It's just one of the weird things about me. I dislocated my thumb once and this was like an ear and the palm of my hand was pitched up like a tent. It was so disgusting and my dad just was like, you're fine and pulled my thumb and it went right back to place and I was like, it was crazy. It was terrifying. Imagine my thumb went through my hand. I have a hole in my hand, like-- - I remember there was that show on MTV when we were kids, called SCARD. - Oh my God, yeah. And there was one where like the guy, like his finger, like, got like pushed so far back that his bone popped out right here or something like that. - It's so disgusting. You're just so disgusting. - You feel phantom. - It's like phantom. - Like phantom. - Yeah, yeah. - Had that happen you fell? Ball? - No, I was in my front yard and my sister kicked a kickball at me and I was like trying to block it and it hit my thumb and it hurt. But it didn't hurt that bad. But I was like, ah, and then I looked on my hand and I started screaming and she was just like, you're being a fucking baby and then I was like, who but you did? And then she lost it because I was so, it was so, it was jarring. - I remember as a kid, remember as a kid always wearing sandals? I always has sandals, dude. - Okay. - Always with like the Velcro top. - Yeah. - I remember playing kickball with my brothers once. - Oh no. - And I went to kick and it caught like, if these were my toes, it caught like my foot like this so I just went, and like New York City Concrete, I don't know how Concrete is elsewhere. - Probably the same. - Bro. - It was like intense grit sandpaper. So my fucking toes came out squeaky, babe. - I like the anticipation of hydrogen peroxide and then the pain and it's like. - Oh, you're like, it's like bubbling up and you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Hydrogen peroxide doesn't hurt. It's rubbing alcohol that hurts. - Whichever one you put, whichever one you put, you know, I'm talking about. - I'm not bubbling. - It's like, and then it goes, it's like, also, if it's bubbling or itchy, it's 'cause it's healing. - You remember that, yeah. - But when I put, 'cause I have hydrogen peroxide in my apartment, but if I put it on a cut, feeling how it feels now is so funny because back then, it was like the worst pain imaginable, but now it's not that bad. - I fell off a bike once and I skid like this whole part. You know, it was like a little fleshy. - Yeah. - And I put hydrogen peroxide on it. And I had it for the first three seconds. I was like, then eventually it was just like, woo! - You started making noises. - Like, you just can't. I couldn't not make noise. - I could see that. - Bro, that happened in Keith one time. We were playing basketball and he was running after a loose ball and just fell and just scraped his whole arm. And we were at Josh's house and his mom put like some, I don't know, like antibacterial thing on it and then wrapped him with ace bandages or whatever, like gauze or whatever and he was like, dude, it was the worst fucking pain ever. 'Cause it's like your whole all day. I don't want to get into the nitty gritty of this because it will make both of you squirm, but I once had gauze stick to a wound. - I thought that. - Oh yeah. Gross. - And like, I had to remove it. - Yeah, it hurts. - And you pulled it, do you skin that at it? - Brother, I can't even, like, did you scream? There is so much to this story that is removing a lot of context that I'll tell you guys off air, but like, it was unbelievably painful. Like, one of the worst pains I've ever experienced in my entire life. - Did you, do you cry? - If I didn't, I'd be shocked. - Yeah. The closest I've come to passing out was 'cause of pain and that, 'cause I never understood, like, in movies when people, like, get hurt and then they pass out or they pass out from the pain. Like, what does that even really mean? But I got, I was in so much pain that my vision started turning into the, like, the static-y screen. Like, oh man, I think I'm going out. I fought back, but it scared me. - You conquered passing out. - Yeah, yeah, I changed the channel. - I did the same thing. I was so embarrassed. I was, like, at the gym and I was doing incline press and my nose got itchy, so I went to go like this and it, like, sent my arm back. And I don't even know what really happened to my arm, but I had dislocated my shoulder before. So I think, like, it was just something like that and it, like, really scared me and it hurt and I screamed bad loud. I just went, oh, like that. And one of my friends was spotting me at the time and didn't say a word. And I stood up and I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna buzz out." And I, and then I started walking towards the exit. And then the person at the front desk, and I, like, I would say hi to them all the time. So I was just kind of like, "Fuck the pants now." And then I get outside to, like, the cold air and I, like, sat on the sidewalk. And then I, like, I almost passed out. Like, I was seeing the white and like, I, like, hit the concrete, like, mad hard because I was, like, finally sitting down and then I, like, relaxed and I was in a lot of pain with my shoulder. But then a part of me was like, "I can't even go back in there." Because I screamed and everyone looked at me and then I just went for the exit. Like, it was time to leave. I was like, "I can't go back in there." Yeah, it was time to go. It was bad. It took, like, a week off. I was like, "I'm not going back. I don't want people to remember this." But it's so embarrassing. Yeah. I mean, that sounds scary. And like, the matrix is like-- Yeah, it's a pretty small, like, gym. It's going, we were like, the fuck. Oh, man. It happens to the best of us. Bro, you know what I did one time? That was hilarious. And don't want to go sad the gym. You know that it looks like a, it's not a hex bar. But it's like, it's like a bench bar. But it has these things, like the, like, this in between. And you can hold it like this, right? Yeah, yeah. It, like, makes it very unstable. And you can, like, bench like that. I had never used that before at this time. And I put just a plate on each side, which at that time was, like, too much. Like, I could bench 135 in a regular bench, but I never done with this where it's, like, shaking. Yeah. So I put it on, and I take it off. Dominic's on the other side of the bench, on the other side of the gym. And I'm getting it up, and I'm like, oh, shit. And I didn't put clips on. So it just bang, bang. Everyone's looking at me and Dominic from across the gym. Where'd he go, dickhead? I was like, all right. It's my second most embarrassing moment in the gym. I don't think I had any bad ones in the gym. I have a video of you doing a-- Oh, yeah. Frank's doing, like, rope tricep, like, pull downs or whatever. And but he's using his whole body and going, like, assah! I mean, I was-- I remember doing that as an obvious-- No, I was not like, seriously, working out that way. I'm pretty good at that. Put same, small gym, and Frank's screaming going, like, pumping the thing. I was like, oh, god. I'm in a good time anywhere we go. At the gym, at the gym, at the, at the, you know, dying to the bacon, dirt steal the bacon. I was probably not a good time there, then. I remember getting called, like, once. What a thing, too. It's, like, you can only get called-- like, you can call, like, eight kids per class. And there's, like, 100 kids in there. Yeah. So, like, it's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I'll play D. Well, there you have it, folks. That's our episode for today. Frank, where can they find you? Yep. Yep. [LAUGHTER] Aunt Prisco on Instagram? It's the Frank Alvarez. You go check it out everywhere. Go follow the show at the Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram. That is all. See you guys next time.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The conversation reflects on family traditions, including childhood family portraits and the emotional impact of sharing them, especially with parents.
There’s a humorous and nostalgic discussion about childhood habits, such as eating spaghetti in bread elbows, drinking ketchup sandwiches, and consuming street food or alcohol in unconventional ways.
The dialogue explores cultural memories, like St. Patrick’s Day green beer, birthday traditions, and food rituals, while also touching on personal identity, family dynamics, and generational differences in lifestyle and values.
Summary:
The conversation centers on nostalgic family memories and everyday childhood rituals, blending humor with heartfelt reflection. It begins with a playful critique of the phrase “beautiful boy,” used to describe someone’s appearance, then transitions into shared experiences like family portraits, where the speaker recalls growing up with photos of siblings and parents, and how those moments still hold emotional value today. The discussion expands to include food traditions—such as eating spaghetti in bread elbows, drinking ketchup sandwiches, or consuming green beer on St.
Patrick’s Day—highlighting how simple, unrefined habits from youth shaped personal identity. There’s also a deep dive into generational differences, like school days, family meals, and the rise of modern food culture, with references to street food, pancake styles, and alcohol consumption. The conversation touches on bodily experiences, like picking one’s nose or having a bloody nose, which the participants describe with a mix of humor and intimacy, showing how these small, often overlooked moments contribute to personal stories.
The narrative is laced with self-deprecating humor and affection, evoking a sense of connection across time and shared experience. Ultimately, it celebrates how ordinary routines—family photos, food, and personal quirks—become meaningful touchstones of identity and memory. The segment ends with a light-hearted nod to modern lifestyle trends, such as online shopping deals and health-related habits, reinforcing the theme of finding joy in the everyday.
FAQs
Yes, I recently did a family portrait for my mom's birthday, and it was the first time in a long time that we’ve done one together. It was a special moment and my mom even cried when she saw the photos.
I remember doing family portraits as a baby and with my sister and brothers. My mom would dress us up in silly costumes, like cabbage-bashed dolls, and we'd pose for photos with fun props.
I hope so. I think they’re a meaningful way to capture memories and celebrate family bonds. It might stop when kids grow up and don’t want to participate, but I believe it’s important to keep doing them.
I’m super partial to non bread. It’s flavorful and delicious, especially when cooked in the oven. I’ve tried it multiple times and it’s become a favorite of mine.
Yes, I remember as a kid we used to fight over pasta sandwiches made with Italian bread. I’d dig out the elbow and stuff it full of spaghetti, and it was a classic family game.
I prefer waffles over pancakes. While pancakes are classic, waffles have a better texture and are more versatile for breakfast, especially when paired with syrup or fruit.
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