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Like you are in a, like a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a throne's way. Well, Bastard means of no, like, father through marriage. Like no marriage. Oh, I thought it was just like the father dipped out. Like the father's like, I'm out. So because his father, who's his dad? A dog. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, you are his, you know, his father is caregiver. I'm the dad who stepped up. You're the daddy. Yeah. But he is technically, by all accounts, a Bastard. And another Bastard is ringing the bell right now. I don't know why there's so many like bell ringing. There's Bastards about. Can we not just mute that? I think we could mute it on this. You should probably, yeah, but now it's fun. I mean, now it's fun. I don't think they could hear it. They probably could. Wasn't the bell at one point like a song or something? It was the Titanic theme song. But then there was like a, like, an under the sea, like a little mermaid one, someone. There's a bunch of options that you could make the bell. Really? Yeah. Well, let's do it. Let's make it. I'd rather not hear it. Can I sing something to make it the bell? No. Why? Certainly not. Why? That would be one of the last things I would do. Do you think anyone has a basement you had a ringtone? No one has a ringtone because it's 2026, right? Oh. I don't like that. I think we should bring back ringtone. Your phone ever on like a, yes, yes. Is yours? Never. Not really. And I actually, 67 years. I don't feel the vibrations like I really, really don't. Come on. Yeah, come on. Yeah, good vibrations. You know what I'm saying? Come on, come on. That was around the time where he was throwing punches. He was throwing something out, probably and physically. Now he stays preyed up. Yeah, for him. You got to get me up. He got to be working. For him to pray for several hours. It's crazy. Yeah. Can I say something? Because I wish someone was saying a prayer for me. But I went to the dermatologist two days ago and the guy saw my penis. Oh, not something I was prepared for. You scared the shit out of me. You could say a prayer for me. I went to the dermatologist. I was like, this wouldn't be the time to throw some massive, ass of news on us. I meant like I wish someone said a prayer and like gave me the wishes to know. I am sure. I don't know my penis was going to be on the table. You know what? I wonder if like, you know how like, like during like, what are they called? Armenians or like, what is it called when like church people get together and they like talk and pray? Mass? Mass. Like, do you think during mass anyone was just like, I watched an episode of this podcast, The Basement Yard. I pray for those young men and then they like, they talk about it in like the mass. I think anyone that religious is probably turned away by most of the comments you make about religion. I will stand by, I respect people's choice for their own religious identities. However, organized religion is, say it and has not been kind to people. Okay. You want to be, you want to be, be, you want to be, be, you want to be, be, yeah, but are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Have you go to the dermatologist? Well, I thought, because I, my barber found this thing on my head and I was like, oh my God, I'm dying and I went, so I did a same day. Are you dying? No, I'm not. The guy's like, you're fine. Yeah, but he, there was this thing on my head, but it's like a birthmark or something and the guy was like, no, it's your fine, don't worry about it. But I didn't, so I was like, I hadn't, I hadn't been to the dermatologist in like two years or something like that. So I was like, let me just get a full body scan while I'm here. And you know, the woman comes in and she was just like, asking me some questions and then she's like, all right, you know, take, take everything off except your underwear and put on this thing and they give you like the paper dress, you know what I mean? Not flattering. Why do they do that? At least give me like something that looks cute or like something cloth. Like I'm wearing like a dentist bib on my entire body here, no. And it comes with a belt that you can tie around, but I didn't know what was a belt of like hemp twine. It was like plastic, but I just threw it and I just wore it and it was just like, fuck, then the guy came in and he's like checking my body, he's checking my head and whatever. And then he's like, and then he simultaneously, as he's saying like, you know, I'm going to lift your underwear a little bit. He got, he's there down the barrel. Oh, he looked like fully like went to the aquarium and saw the sharks. Yes, dude. And I didn't know what was going on because I thought that he was maybe going to look at like, I don't know, like my puberry or something. But then he got honestly known now that I think about it, like that should be like heavily inspected my penis, not your penis, penises. Yeah. And well, he didn't inspect my penis like he didn't like grab my penis so it is sex. So if he didn't like fully do his job, he was checking the skin, I guess around there. He was just looking to just get a sense of what you were working with. Maybe. And I'll tell you what in that moment, freezing cold room, ice cold dick and also an unassuming penis. Like if I knew that my penis was getting looked at, I would have slapped it around a little bit. Really like you do your nipples. Right. Like you do your nipples. Yeah, I like give the nipples a little bit of this. Did you do your nipples? No. You don't care what this guy thinks about. But it's cold. My nipples are already like hard and like ready to go. Gotcha. But my penis was just kind of like, oh, we're laughing. You know, it's not, it's just me today. I'm like, I'm off. I'm off duty. You could have chiseled some marble with that thing. Yeah. With what thing? That thing. My penis? Yeah. No. It's a strength and probably pointy nature. Why are you saying that? You said it was cold. So it shrinks and it gets hard. Not hard. Do you have a penis? What is your experience with the penis? I've just said like it gets like-- When your penis gets cold, it shrivels up and gets hard. Well, it's certainly not like constricts. Yes. Yes. Thank you. I don't agree. I'm trying to help. So what happens to your penis? We know what happens to him. What happens to your penis? By the way, I'm sick of this already. OK, you're coughing heavily. You're seeing it. Well, it's not fair. I'm sick a little. I mean, he's just doing it to fit in. I'm getting it for both angles. I'm always sick. You guys are fucking DP-sicking me. Let's send our coughs his way. I'm not going to do that. It feels inappropriate. So when your penis gets smaller because of temperature-- Temperature. What happens? It doesn't get hard. Right. It doesn't get hard. Like this. All of the penis goes from an area of this to an area of this. It can't pass. You know what I mean? Exactly. It's like a non-Newtonian fluid. When you let it be, it flows and it's kind of chill. But then once you hit it with something, it's like-- Oh, so it's just like the non-Newtonian fluid. Non-Newtonian fluid. Yeah. Oblac. Oblac. Yeah. Oblac. Yes, yes, yes. No, but it wasn't freezing to the point where my penis is all the way up and clutch and it's pearls. It was just kind of laying there and just, you know. And the guy's like, all right, I'm going to lift you on your wear a little bit. And I was like, [LAUGHS] It's so my penis. Then he put it down. It was also very professional. And then he went to the other side. This doesn't sound professional. This sounds like this guy-- It's going to jump. He's checking my skin. It's not like he went, oh, then he put it back. Yeah, if he went, I corrupt him. And then put it down. That would be weird, especially weird, because he was Chinese. But then he went around to the other side, and he lifted the other side too. So I was like, he got two look. Oh, so he got to look at your asshole. No, no, no, no. He wasn't checking my asshole. I mean, he did see the top of my butt. I mean, because he pulled down my-- I feel like if he was really good at what he was trying to get done there. You don't know how to look-- There's, first of all, my asshole. Listen, it doesn't take a doctor to know how to look at something. Sure does. I mean, no. That's all of the dermatology. No, it takes a doctor to know what you're looking at. But I am a good-- if there is a hole-- sorry, I had the hiccups. Yeah, do you want to take a break? If there is a whole class in med school about looking, I would ace that. Because like, there isn't. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I can just look at something. But like, in theory, if he is going to be looking in those areas, he should get more of a look than a-- he should go, well, if there's no, if there's no, like, mole or something there, he doesn't have to look. But he won't see if there's a mole or something there, because he can't. But I have white skin and moles are like brown. So like, you'll notice, you know what that is, a good point. Yeah, mole stick out like a sore thumb on you. Yeah. So you got a good look. Were you standing or laying down on my back?
- You know I just stopped talking. - I'm sorry. - Okay, I'm sorry. - It's like Dumbledore. - I'm fucking burping, he's on the train. What's going on here? - I'm working through it. Don't worry about me. (laughing) - I can get rid of it. Talk with YouTube, Vamp, per second. I'm gonna do it. - Why'd you say Vamp? What does that mean? - He's getting rid of hiccups. - Yeah, I had a beauty mark on the bottom of my balls. And. (laughing) (laughing) - Who's asking about that? - Well, dermatology, I had a story. (laughing) - No, I know. - I mean, I was trying to get rid of my head. - How do you know that if it's on the bottom? I don't know if I've seen the ball on my balls. - Oh, well, because he can swing them over. - Oh, and that fucking look at it. - Do you have big swinging balls? - No, not really. But then. - But how do you know it's there? - Well, I saw it once. - I know how. - A mirror? - I saw it once. - You ever get a mirror and just look at your thing? - Sometimes. - Times. - Well, you gotta do more than once. - No, I think once you get a lay of the land, you don't need to map it out anymore. - Frank avoids it. - My point is, I was worried about it, and then one day when my brother was a baby, and I was changing his diaper, I saw the same one. We've matching once. It's like it runs in the family. - Dude, you gotta check your dad now. - Yeah, you gotta check your pops. - Yeah, let's check your dad. - Yeah, get your dad in here. Get your dad in here. - Get your dad in here. - Say, pull him down, yellow. - Put the bottom of your balls on the table. - Yeah. - Then we need to find out. - You should have a family male chat, where it's like you all get an idea of what each other's balls are doing. - Yeah. - Just the bottom of the balls. - Yeah, you don't need to get into dick. - Yeah, we don't need to get into that at all. - So I got rid of your hiccups? - You did, thanks for that. Wait, so you stand up and he just goes, good. - No, no, I was laying down. - Oh, so he took a look under the hood, and he was just like, all right, carburetors running. - Yeah, the woman told me to leave your underwear on, so I'm assuming like, all right, my penis doesn't have to be on guard, but then like, I was, - I wish every doctor that I can recall going to in the last decade has told me to get completely naked under the gown. And I hate it. I hate every second of it, it is very common. - The doctor tells you like, dump it. They just say, like, please get completely naked. - Completely hilarious. (laughing) - Get fully. - Get complete, just get completely fucking 100% naked. - 100% naked. - Put on this gown that's open in the back. - Yeah. - I'm just saying, I understand that like, there's reasons for like, why medical clothing and stuff is designed the way that it is. Maybe let's revisit it. It's like the paper clip. It's been designed the same way since the 1910s. We can look at it and try to find a new, more efficient way to go about doing this. - Yeah, yeah. I don't wanna wear the paper. - I don't need my ass to be in the wind. - That's another thing, like my butts out here. - They should have more flaps and buttons. - I'm into it. - Like, if Velcro, bro. - I love Velcro. - Brother, Velcro would be incredible. - Yeah, just like, if the whole thing was made of Velcro and it was kind of comfortable for me, you just rip open my Velcro, take a look at my ass and I've been stapled that thing back on. - Yes, how cool would it be if you go into the doctor and they give you like, tear away pants. Like, they have in the movies and stuff like that. - Now we're talking. - I had a pair of those in like middle school. - I did too. - And. - I wasn't strong enough back then to rip them off. - Oh, I was, and let me tell you. They tore away. - They tore away. - They tore away. - Yeah. - Yeah, they, I got pants then like basically like. - Have you ever been pants and your penis popped out? - Probably, but I can't remember it. - Have you? - No, but I've been in front of the person who has. - The penis popped out at you? - And it popped out at you. - And you were like, oh! That's what you did, you freak. - Nope, that was terrifying for a second. I got a lie that scared the shit out of me. (laughing) - And you were like, 'cause you said freak. And it was the F and I was like, dude. - Oh, no way. - I don't know. This all happening again now. - You should know. - That happened at the park once to one of our friends got pantsed and his penis came flying out. I don't wanna say his name. - Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me a, like something only you and I would know. - A keyword, he lived across a street from the park. - Still does. - I think he's gonna need a second hint. How do you not know that? - Yeah, all right, I guess I don't know. - Oh. Yeah, got it. - Yeah. - Oh. - His penis came out. - Was it, well, came out. - Was it a good showing? - No. - Oh, no. (laughing) - Not that like, I don't think that's like fair. - No, you don't think it's fair. - I don't think the doctor is gonna be like, oh this guy, you know, I wasn't ready. No, I wasn't ready. - Brother, Dicks are like wrestlers. Like they need to warm up and they need to do some air squats before they can get in. - Bro, LeBron shows up at like noon. The game isn't until eight and he's the greatest. Like, you gotta give me some time. - The dick needs some preparation. It needs to know what it's getting into, what it's going to do, what the goals are, and then it can perform appropriately. - I'll tell you this, one time I was at the doctor. - This is the truth, sorry. - This is years ago, right? - What's with this doctor? And he was shaking my balls. And this is the first time that they've ever done this to me. I was probably, I don't even know. I was like in high school. And he's checking my balls. I like saw my penis retreat. Like I watched it. - You watched it run back into its cave. - Yeah, like it was just kind of like, oh no. (laughing) And I had never, and I still have never seen that. But that was the one time that I'm like, man, this is uncomfortable. I'm cold. And like, it just. - Homer Simpson in the head just. - Basically, yeah. - Literally. And I was like, this is, is this over? 'Cause get me out of here. - That sounds. - Dude, imagine being a doctor, and just holding balls all day. - Tough job. - I mean, I don't think they're like, they're there. They have the, you know, the thought process. Like, I'm doing this for a medical reason. - Of course. - They're not like. - But still, you got to hold balls. - I we knew someone growing up. I don't know if you remember this, but that said specifically that they wanted to become a gynecologist. - First of all, all the kids who grow up with our fucking idiots. - So I don't know how any of them would say that. - Even the smartest of our friends, me, would not be a gynecologist. - Yeah, I don't know if that, we didn't have any doctors in our group. - There were no doctors, which is not surprising. Actually, kind of is surprising. - What, that none of our friends like, just by statistics got into like, doctor hood. - Doctor hood. - Yeah. - Maybe people we like grew up with, but we're in our immediate friend group. - I'm closer to being a doctor than you. - What does that count for? - Nothing. - All right, it's just, it is a stone cold. - Are you closer to being a doctor? - Technically, yeah. - How? - I've gone to school. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. 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Try new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. - Maybe it's Maybelline. - What does that mean? - I've gotten, before you go to med school, you need to get like a pre-med degree. - Yeah, but you don't have any knowledge of anything medical. - I have a good amount of medical knowledge. - Yeah. - I think if you-- - Which class? - I mean, if you were to start asking me some stuff, I would probably be able to give you a round about it. - That's not based in like academic, like the credits you need. - What did you go to school for? - Criminal justice, got it. - I mean, there was some, you know, there were some science courses we had to take in there. - Sure, I can't. - That's it. - I do know Rigger Mortis. - So the movie, the body stiffens. - Yes, it does. - I mean, that's something to know. - I know that. - Well, now you know it because I taught you that. I just said it to you. - I was the one that originally on this show taught you about Algar River. - Why are you so taught? - Taught. - My hearing thing, come on. - Don't, see, he's trying to throw me off because he knows I'm proving a great point here. I'm not, you're saying, I taught you that. - I did teach you that. - No, you're doing that. - No, I'm not. - He's talking like a baby. - No, I'm not. - I taught you that. - I taught you that. - You're saying that now. - I know, it's just the way that it, from you to that is coming out. Talk to you that. - That was better, it was. - It was, thank you. - I'm glad there's another person here now. - This is what he, don't, don't. This is what he tries to do. - Oh, tell me Dr. Alvarez how close you are to being a doctor 'cause you have studied criminal justice. - I'm not saying that I am close in, like, relatively speaking, but I am closer in relation to you. - What was the point of saying that? - Nothing. - None. - No, there is a point. - It's a show. - It is a point to saying that. And it's 'cause you want to shit on me. - That's what's going on. - 100%. - Here's what's gonna happen for now on. Okay. - If we're together. - He's getting pissed. - If we're together, we're on a plane, we're in a restaurant and someone goes down and people are like, "Is there a doctor in the house?" I'll say, "Hey, he's almost one." He's only all of the credits away from being one. - I mean, he took remedial math in college and has to agree in criminal justice. Let him help out. - Excuse me, I took several courses of college. - He knows Riga Mortis. - If the guy dies, he knows what it is. Get him. - I took several courses in Calculus One. Two, first of all, in that situation, there will be a doctor about. There will be a healthcare professional somewhere there. If it ever got to like the loan survivor situation where it was like, I was the closest thing to a doctor, I would try to do my best.
- Yes. - Are you familiar with low survivor? What's that? What was that? - A designated survivor, excuse me. Sorry. - Low survivor is like Navy SEALS. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Designated survivor, I think is what I'm referencing here. Remember that show with Keifer Sutherland? I think it was. - Well Frankie has played Call of Duty, so he's much closer to being a Navy SEAL them. - Oh, yeah. (laughs) - No, no, I've never said that. See, now you're taking, oh wow. He's trying to inflict stolen valor upon me, and that's incredibly disrespectful to all the people that have served our country, which thank you for our service, Pablo. - Oh man, you're right. - He said our arsenal, he said our service. - Thank you for our service. - He said our service. (laughs) - I'm just so upped, sorry. - He's a Navy SEAL, but he's a medic. - Because he studied. - Swim a little. (laughs) - Thanks a lot. (laughs) I mean, let me take a sip before I get the hiccups again. - Oh, sip break? That's new. - That's it. - It's not a sip, right? - He said it in work and I didn't think I'd have a sip. - I he took a sip, I took a sip. - Oh man, that was funny. - So, well, okay, I'm glad to hear. - I've never been in a situation where someone's went down and people need a doctor. - Yes, on the flight back from-- - On the plane? - Yes. - In the air? - Yes, on our way leaving the Houston, not Houston, sorry, the Austin shows last year in 2024. We were taking off, and then all of a sudden, as we're as climbing, I see people running back. - Oh no. - And I'm like, "Fuck, like, running back, what was your thought?" - Oh, the flight tends to do in there? - Yeah, and I'm looking back like, "Fuck." And then I look over, and they go like this 'til there was a woman in our aisle, they come up to her and they poke her on the back, and they go, "I can't hear them 'cause we're climbing, I have my headphones in." And then I look in the aisle, and there's someone laying flat in the aisle. - Oh my God. - And I'm like, "Fuck, yeah." So they announce on the-- - Be honest, at a part of you go, "Okay, it's not the engine, thank God." - Yes, of course. (laughing) - Yeah, and we were leaving Texas, and it was an old white man. There was a part of me that was just saying like, you know, "Whoa, dude." - Maybe he deserved it? - Okay, Josh? - I'm gonna give you a little-- (laughing) - No, no, no, no, so we're flying, and then they go, "Oh, go ahead." - I think he's just preparing. - There you go, okay. - We're debating whether to cut to this. (laughing) - Well, we're in the air, and they, over the loudspeaker, like we have a medical emergency, we're gonna have to land in Houston, and I was pissed 'cause you know how much I hate Houston. So we landed, and we had a de-board, and we were there for three hours. - Ooh! - And then we got back on, and they said, there was a medical emergency, a man while we were climbing had lost consciousness, and they couldn't get a, like a read on his pulse. - Oh my God. - And finally, like once they were back up, they got him back too, but then they were like, we have to land in Houston, and he has to go to the hospital, because we're not, you know, God forbid this would happen again while we were in the air. (laughing) And then like the person that helped him, the medical, like healthcare professional, that helped him, everyone, we gave him like a round of applause, they got like a complimentary seat in first class. - How do they know that this person was a doctor? - I don't know. That's what you have to like announce yourself. - I don't know. I don't know if they had like said something before. I don't know like, I don't think like you report, self-report that, when you like, - I mean, it would make sense. Like maybe if it's on like your boarding pass, like if you can like opt in to being like, by the way, my dog likes you. - Yeah, like when you book your, yeah, if you book your, like when you book your flight, if you just like, by the way, I'm like, like you check a box or something. - But that's terrifying. - Bro, I was scared. - Yeah. - And I, you know, the guy like seemingly from like, when he was leaving, he was conscious, he seemed okay. - Did he an old bag? - Yeah. - Yeah, he was an older man. - Like extremely, um, I'm not a good judge, a character like that. - White hair bag? - Yeah, all white hair. - Okay, yeah. - I would say in his 70s at least, you know, but he seemed to be in good spirit. Like he gave the thumbs up when he was being wheeled out. Like, so it seemed like he was okay, which, good, but like, also. - Like when a player tears their ACL. - I'm good. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Damn, that's terrifying. - Bro, that she was scary. - Yeah. - And you know how I am on flights, too. So like, I see that. - Do you know on, another people's lives, we talked to a flight attendant and they told us that, 'cause we, they kind of talked to us about a lot of things that you don't realize with flight attendants and airplanes and whatever. And then we kind of asked the question of, what happens if someone dies on an airplane? 'Cause you have to assume that has happened. Or it happens every year. I'm assuming. I think I know this. - And they just put a blanket over it. - Yeah. - It's fun to do. - Yeah. - 'Cause they have nowhere to put you. Were they gonna put you in the bathroom? - And to my knowledge, like the, the like weight distribution and, you know, stuff like that in the plane is very important. So like, I don't know, one person's gonna throw off the balance, but like, they just put a fucking thing over you and you're just, that is banana. Bro, if I was sitting, I mean, I would imagine that the airline would compensate the people sitting next to or near that person. - Sure. - But for that flight too. - Oh my God, if I got a fly next to a dead body. - Oh, I'm getting every, I'm getting 100,000 miles from it. - I mean, you know what I mean, I am riding that to the bank. - Yeah. - I got upgraded on a flight recently and they put me in first class, but they put me in the seat that, that like other pilots get when you can like close it. - Oh, what? I don't know that. - You've never seen that? - No. - Like if you've seen people like pilots sometimes on planes, they like, well, they're flying back to whatever, so they get on the plane to go home. And they put them in a seat that like has a sheet, not a sheet, but like a curtain. It's kind of like a curtain essentially, but it like locks on either side. So you're kind of like, no one comes near you at all. And I was in that seat and I was like too, I was like, I probably should shut this, but I didn't because I was afraid that I would get in trouble. - Yeah, I've not really got, the only time I've ever gotten like something like that is when we were we going. I think it's when we were flying to Columbus. They said like, oh, it's a husband and wife, they want to sit next to each other, do you mind switching with them? And I was like, yeah, sure, no problem. And then they were just like, we're giving you free credits, we're giving you the, and I was like, that's very nice. But you know how I am on planes? I get in my seat, I try not to move unless I have to be, because someone made me drink a bunch of mimosas. First of all, you're the mimosahor. - I'm not a mimosahor. - You've literally started that twice. - I think on the way to-- - Puerto Rico, that was completely your fault. - I think Puerto Rico, I started it, but on the way-- - It was you, and then the fucking flight attendant was an enabler. - Oh yeah, and I think on the way to Texas, you started it. - Texas. - When we went for South by Southwest. - Yeah, maybe. - I think that was you, probably. - Because-- - Puerto Rico was bad though. - We landed-- - We did, we did. - We did. - That was a lot. I think we had like seven on the plane. That's terrible. That's honestly bad flight attending. - No, I think that's great flight attending. That's an incredible-- - That's incredible. - Yeah, it cuts a few people off every once in a while. - I mean, but we weren't being loud or stupid or-- - That would be very quiet. - You were listening to Creed. - I was listening to Creed. - Right, yes. - That was the extent of our flight. - Yeah, and then we got there, and we-- What did we do that first day? We went to dinner. - I know that we-- - We actually-- - Oh, we got a tour, a walking tour of Puerto Rico. - We did, and then we went to-- - What's that place called? 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I'll do it. I got it over here. Just make sure you hold it up to the mic because I can't. I got it. So this is both you. I'm starting it over. Come on guys. Grow up. Yeah. Okay. What should I call this in the notes? This is my tribute. That's what you could say. It is. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Seems like yesterday was a Saturday morning. I was five and trying to escape the boring. Fox kids turn it on the TV right now. Brighton Coliveral suits. Wow. Megazords mean so much to me. Co-weapons and teamwork. Oh, touch with me. Even though you're gone. I'm still a Ranger. Forever with Zord. I'll never become an stranger. Open up command center. I'll do your place. Heavenly legacy. Under the space. Morty Morphin. Zero turbo two in space. Lost galaxy. You know, I love you. Every key are you make every. Sorry. Let me start the chorus again. Every. Y'all you make. Every y'all you take every monster you make every. It's more than time. You say I'll be missing you. Thinking of the day. When we would wake up and play every. Y'all you make every. Y'all take. I'll be missing you. Listen, I don't know if you guys do this. I'm just a passenger here. Just a passenger. That was your tribute. Yep. The Super Sentai, which was the Japanese program that ran for 50 years that the footage was used for Power Rangers for decades has come to an end in Japan. And I want to send my condolences to the Super Sentai family. You've given us so much. And we're doing a seven. Y'all salute to you. Y'all. Are you going to do seven? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you write down? I wrote down Frankie tribute, Dash Power Rangers, not a single note was on beat. What do you pick the beat to that song usually is, by the way. Is that I'll be missing you? Yes. That doesn't sound like I'll be missing you. Really? That's what it sounds like to me. Well, um, in preparation for this, I listened to the instrumental. Yeah. Um, and, you know, just wanted to write something to represent, uh, you know, the, the decades, yeah, of just joy, power, and entertainment. Are you upset that the, well, the power Rangers brain is still alive. Let's make that very clear. Um, believe it, there's actually under the control of Disney and, um, 10 good hands. Oh, well, you can make the argument. They're trying to revive it, uh, and, uh, but Super Sentai, which is what the footage was used, if you ever watch those old like Mighty Morphin, joke decide, guys, come on. Yeah, let's get serious. Oh, if you ever watch Mighty Morphin, like all like the footage of them, like the monsters and them in the suits, that's archive footage from the Japan show from like the like 80s or something like that. Oh, okay. So, and then they just do, they have like the Americans, the American teenagers with attitude, you know, right? And, uh, you know, uh, they didn't want to them kill somebody. Uh, you know, I don't know. I think one of them killed. Uh, I know that like, uh, the original, um, yellow Ranger she had passed away, like very young and, uh, car accident, I believe. Oh, but I think one of them did porn. I think I saw that porn. Yeah, like one, like one of the red Rangers or something, did like a little like Ricardo Medina Jr. Who's that? X Power Ranger sentenced to six years killing his roommate. Yeah, killed man. Really? What does he look like? Is that Rocky? It might be Rocky. What are the power Rangers, dude? What color? Uh, red, I think he was also blue at a certain point, but I think I saw a couple power Rangers boxed not that many years ago. Really? During the boxing craze. Yeah. I think two X Power Rangers box. A lot of them were like legitimate martial artists. How much to get you to box somebody? Who? Like, I don't know, like a random YouTuber or some shit. It would depend on who it is. Like, because if it's someone that I know I'm gonna get my ass whooped. Well, what if it was someone that you're like, like, I'm not afraid of this person, but I'm gonna have my workout. Like, I have to work at it, you know? Like, like, I gonna eat like a sort of an even match. I'm trying to think who would be like, uh, even match for me. I'm pretty strong. Um, who would be your match? I have no idea. Markiplier. That's who you would, that's a, that's I think that's an even match for you. Actually, don't even know what he looks, I mean, I know what he looks like, but I don't know like how tall or big he is. I don't know how tall or big he is either. That's a good question. You might want to look that up. I mean, we're not, this is about you. Oh, he's five 10. Is he five 10? You're only five inches shorter than him. Yeah, we're fine. Yep. Um, I would say you're not going to know who this is. I think you'll know who this person is. Scott the was. You're right. I have no idea who that is. He's like a video game, a reviewer. He talks like video games that does like video essays and stuff like that. Are you a similar size? I think he's smaller than me, but I just, I you're not boxing this guy. Is it a bib squeak? You want to see Scott the was. I'm not even, I'm saying compare, I'm saying comparatively to Frank. No disrespect to Scott the was. I love his stuff, but Frank. This looks like Keith. Keith can, but how tall is he? Let's get, let's get a tale. The tall is not the issue. It's the, it's the way class. Let's get a tale of the tape on Scott the was. I mean, he doesn't look small. He's a five five. Sorry. So then what? He's not five.
Five five is he? First of all the question is does Scott the Was have scoliosis? Who are you picking from? Oh, I didn't know that five seven. He's five seven. So you have box him Frank. No I mean how tall is mr. Beast? He's tall. He's really. Yeah, really, but that's a good ant like that's probably what you do I don't think we're gonna be able to get mr. Beast. No, no. No, no. No, I mean we're not we're definitely not mr. Beast. Holy shit What the fuck? No, he's probably six three. No fucking way. He's tall, dude. He is I would say six three Bro, if mr. Beast is six five, but let's say hypothetically, right? They were like yeah, we want you to box mr. Beast just before we do that Do you appreciate this? Yep But if they were like, yeah, you're gonna box mr. Beast. How much money would you need? Because your box of mr. Beast? I mean, it's mr. Beast. I'm asking for a couple. I'm saying at least he's not paying you. Why not? Why would he pay you? He's boxing. Oh, who's putting it on if if they got to pay for mr. Beast So that I'm going to ask him to also pay for me. Yeah, but but they're gonna negotiate. He's gonna negotiate and get most so what's mr. Beast getting He's getting a couple mill, right? I'm asking what's okay for you. I know. I need to know in relation to what mr. Beast is getting I need to be somewhere that obviously I'm not a mr. Beast level But it's not about that. It's about you guys are coming in separately So you have to get enough that it would be like I think you should just box him for free. No, well that would probably that would be Boxing mr. Beast. Yeah, I would say honestly realistically $100,000. Okay. I think that's fair. We could get you in the ring of mr. Beast for a hundred g's Yeah, I mean at six five though. He's beating the brakes off me probably. I mean, he's not like a big dude He's like six five, but he's kind of my guy six five like five inches in that world. Yeah, you got a lot of power. I do. Thank you for saying that I'm trying to think of other youtubers. I don't know. You know who you could Who's the guy from From Smosh Shane Shane, Shane Joey versus Shane would be an incredible boxing. Joey's took boxing. How big is Shane? Oh, he's like I think he's around your height. Okay, but he's he's kind of he's kind of yoked. Is he? Oh, yeah Yeah, five seven. Oh, he's a couple into shorter than you I'm going to drag him around the ring that he's also very nice So you might be able to like guilt him into like yeah, I could probably gaslight him. He's got big arms. Look at him He's not he's not small. That's quite the photo Shane. Yeah, he's got some power That's what an incredible headshot no disrespect this the last name top. Oh, yeah, it's dude is kind of yoked Is that real? Yeah, no, he wore this. I saw this skit. What is that? Is that a shirt? I don't know what it is Dude kid, but we don't know we don't know we don't know if he grew up on the streets of his story in New York like true Yeah, so and I got a little bit of an animal in me and you you got a big an animal in you Would you fight like maybe a what's his name Dan Hurley the who's that the The creator of the Hurley no like bacon bacon on everything the food mr. Food Epic meal time epic meal time that guy hardly hardly that guy would broke the shit out of what I know Harley He's tall and big. He's huge. Yeah. He'd probably what my ass. All right, maybe not him. Yeah He's a big guy trying to think other like starting at this I don't know look up just google popular youtubers. Let's go from there You want to start that all right? I'm not saying I would beat these people up but like in a like organized boxing situation See it's tough because I watch a lot of like I don't watch a lot of YouTube But like the stuff I do listen to is like movie video game content Oh, you know who Joey would do good enough in a fight with in a boxing match with mat pat Who's that you know mat pat right Aunt game three. Yeah Trying to find I don't know if we can just get like a bunch of famous youtuber pictures here I mean, we know that the both Paul brothers would mop the floor with us. That's this point like They wouldn't even be fun fight Ryan from Ryan's world Is that a child that's a child that was a child that was a child that they did he's got to be older now Oh, he's like He's got to be older than Casey Neistat Oh, yeah, that dude runs like 10 miles a day That'd be a tough one. I don't know. I don't know if I can just find pictures here I would just beat on his ribs Casey Neistat oh, just rib shots. 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We beat the shit out of you. How's that when we were teenagers? There were kids in our neighborhood that would bring boxing gloves to the park and like we would have like Boxing match, I mean, you know, they were the dumbest things in the world. I definitely got my bell rang before One of those there was a kid in our neighborhood that had quick hands Mikey He he fucking hit me in the stomach once I'd fucking ruin my day dude This kid was smaller than me and I was like, yo, let's kick him up lightning quick And I like jab him and I was like this is gonna be embarrassing and then he hit me two times in the side of the head And I was like hold on. I'm dizzy. I literally had to stop and be like oh fuck speed kills. Yeah, dude Yeah, he we're gonna do he'd beat the brakes off us. That's so funny Can we remember that? Yeah, that's great. He I remember in ps2 in the park They were like a couple people did matches and I like didn't want to do it and they were just like come on. It's Mikey It's like all right, and then he fucking sasasas. Yo, he was he was quick dude. That's so funny. Mm-hmm. Have you ever boxed? Put it gloves on, but I'm shocked. This is something you and your voice haven't done We we put gloves on we all I watched them all box in the basement Chas were standing one time. Oh Danny's rough I think Chas hit him so hard in the stomach. He had to go take a shit and it was over See that happens to me too really like if I get punched in the stomach or like I get nervous. I gotta dump Huh, I think it's just like a I don't know like it like contracts. I don't know We are completely getting off of topic here. What was the topic my my my Loving beautiful tribute To the power Rangers. Mm-hmm. I think that was how much can you possibly say about I mean so much I and I do think that the word play was incredible here We know you think that seems like yesterday. It was just Saturday morning. I was five trying to escape the boring You just woke up on a Saturday morning and you're bored Well, I want to escape the boring so like Saturday morning kids cartoons, you know Megazords mean so much to me still cool weapons teamwork. So in touch with me Me with me Well much to me touch to me Touch with me like it works because of the much in the touch Oh, yeah, well Yes, you know the touch means so much to you Open up the command center enter your place. Whoa, dude. What that's sexual. It says if you're Yeah, I don't think so that's a heavenly legacy on earth and in space That is it's true. Where's the word play? These are just words mighty morphine zeo turbo to in space lost galaxy You know, I love you. I don't even know what that meant. Well, those are all different seasons in order actually Which is kind of impressive. Actually, I think uh, I left that light to be to rescue in there But still nonetheless pretty much the much touch um, you know and then every kill Mm-hmm just incredible. I mean listen. I what would you say your love languages? Oh I'm coming over there too, so You're coming on I'm gonna swing to you. I'm gonna write a song. You're gonna swing with it. Oh, yeah My love language um I would say it's uh Physical touch and words of affirmation you like words. I do like words. Nice. They're reassuring to me Yeah, and I like to be reassured because sometimes You need it. I need it but definitely like Love and you know hugs and kisses and affection and stuff like that. Yeah, I also like you know access service Well, you can't just pick all of them I'm but like I can't pick one No, I mean how many do you get if you were to give me what's your main one? I would say if you were to give me out of a hundred percent I would say I'm 40% physical touch. You just said that was your most If you can just listen to me, please. Well, if they break that it's the other ones have broken down thirty thank you so much And then 2020-20 what's the fucking guy me? You want like what wait? Why? I want to look them up right now. All right. Well, I mean you know you could have the person that is Their job to know. I know and I soon said picked up my laptop. I realized that and I was like I Would first do it first do it first. Yeah, I put it up. Love languages. What are the love languages? What's your love language? We just went from talking about boxing scat the waz. Oh, they're sending saying there's five five clear
What are the five love languages? Wait, it's up there. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, it tells you There we go. Acts of service receiving gifts quality time words of affirmation physical touch if you had to rank them What's your number one? Physical touch is a big one for me. I am very affectionate with with Becca with you know the kids Obviously like with the kids if they like don't want it. I don't I won't with Becca too The kids if they don't want it. That's fine Sorry Charlie, I would say physical touches is my like big one. I think he said words of affirmation Acts of service quality time receiving gifts, but I love gifts I love gifts So that shows you how I feel about all the other stuff. You love getting gifts. I do so much You think that's an appropriate way to receive love. I'm saying it's my main one That's why I put it on the bottom. I'm saying like when you get them You're like oh that makes me feel like this person loves me I think that in addition to all those I think if it was just the only thing that someone was using no right But in addition to these other things that are also these other boxes that are being checked I think it's it's a nice because it's thoughtful. It's you know It's going out of someone's way sometimes in order to get something and then the monetary aspect of it I do like it quite a bit. What's I I think I know yours. Can I guess you what yours would be? Let's see what you got first it we're ranking them. Just in an order. Do you ever talk five? I don't know I like receiving gifts to clarify. Is it giving as well? Are you familiar with the word receiving? I know, but like yes, I would say what you know I mean yes, I don't think so. I feel like mine would be like giving yeah, like giving gifts same exactly That's the way that you Receive love is giving gifts no, that's not what I'm like I didn't know if these were outward or inward these are obviously like they have to this is how you okay So this is inward but this goes two ways this goes two ways because I love giving physical touch and getting physical touch You're language. I always thought it was just well now. No, I'm recalibrating. I would put gifts then at the bottom. Yeah, I think Axis service at the top quality time wait hold on Axis service is number one quality time is number two. Okay, physical touch Words of affirmation and receiving gifts. I don't care to receive gifts. I like giving I do too But I do like receiving gifts. I love gifts. I'm not putting that out there. Love gifts For me they're you love gifts Birthday, it's past. It's just past. Yeah, we had a whole thing on here for him. I know Okay, we'll kiss later. What's yours? I think I know Joey's good. Joey's is quality time. That is my number one. Axis service Um words of affirmation physical touch receiving gifts. I wouldn't say that. I would say that's close Quality I know how gifts. I don't give a fuck I don't give a words of affirmation. They're just words. I don't give a fuck No, I do like words of affirmation. That's what kind of where I think you get it wrong is that I do like quality time and then probably words of affirmation Then Axis service what's left? Oh, no, no, sorry. No, no, no, no. So quality time. Oh Not quality time physical touch Axis service Words of affirmation gifts. Hmm. I think I mean we all put gifts at the bottom But I do think that like I it I like receiving gifts But I also like since it's a thing that I like I like to do it Yeah more like that's why what he was saying before like to me it goes both ways so like I love physical touch I like to receive it. I also love to give it you know what I mean? Yeah, but it's but it's not it's not how you But I love love yes, it is a love lang a language if you think of the term language. It's it's something that is It says ways which we would prefer to be shown love Like so how like how do you receive it? Yeah, we said that the this Vag vag to be Yeah, and then you see at the end there where they have like I know I'm not I'm not saying it they're wrong. I would just professional psychologist All right, I mean I always interpreted it as like it's something that you enjoy So you also try to give it out you know like yeah, I think that kind of goes that I mean it's a love language They're all like positive things in some way, but it's just how you like I don't really have a lot of Attachment to like physical things. That's why You know, we're very different in like you save very hard that you have and like you know you collect a lot of stuff Yeah, I don't really have a lot of that I think that there are certain things that I'll hold on to and that you know, I have meaning in but like the gifts thing I if I if I didn't receive gifts it wouldn't It really I really wouldn't waver at all as long as the rest of the stuff would there was there But I do think that receiving gifts like in my opinion All of these things kind of are supposed to work in tandem and receiving gifts is in theory an act of service And like a not a word of affirmation, but it is an item of affirmation because there is so much more that goes behind the physical item It could be a fucking it could be a not like it could be a rock, you know But it's just like I saw it. I thought of you like there's more behind The gift than just that what the actuality of what it is well receiving gifts is not an act of service Active services like taking something That you don't want to do in there doing it or like a chore that you don't do that they always do or something It's not I don't think it's accessories not gifts. I mean in this they like obviously they differentiate So I would assume they're different Oh, well, what's a word of affirmation? Just like I love you. Yeah, just you're incredible. You mean so much to me positive affirmation. Yeah, not like Negative affirmation. What's negative affirmation? Just like you fucking suck, but I'm gonna keep you around You know, yeah, it's gonna be positive. What are you what are you puzzling? You know you're look puzzled just interesting some feel like Do you need words of affirmation and receiving gifts at that point with the other three? Um, I think that it would be nice to hear. I think it's just these are all supposed to be positive things obviously It's just where some people like to be reassured and it's like I like hearing it all the time You know, and it's not that I dislike hearing you know words of affirmation It's just I hold the other stuff in a higher regard than I would that so but without one of these completely aside from gifts I think that I could You know live without that completely But the other stuff if you took one of them away, I think it would be like detrimental like the dominoes would fall Well, there are some people that are very like they don't like physical touch, you know Yeah, there are some people that like for like access service. They're like no like I got it Let me do it like you don't need to do it. Let me be in service to you. So everyone's different every ass has a seat Boys, that's what I learned Where do you learn that my father Don't forget Frank every ass hole has a seat I Yeah, yeah, that's basically how he does not ask hole but like Frank listen, but you know they say every ass has a Fucky seat every ass sits down somewhere. Do you think that's true? Do you think there's enough chair? Yeah, it's gotta be every ass has a seat There's enough chairs in the world to sit everybody, right? Maybe not chairs, but enough things to sit on God damn that was sexual that was crazy. Yeah, you're talking about penises I'm saying every ass has a seat and answers like I mean like it's like every ass has a face is a is a five-seater couch Every ass has a face. What does that mean? I don't even think that's true like because every ass is a seat because you're sitting a seat Oh, and he's saying oh sit on my face. Yeah, yeah, does a couch count as five chairs or one chair? It's not a chair. It's a couch Right now. So now couches aren't chairs. We're talking about chairs. Well, if we're getting into like polygamy then it's like every ass has A whole fucking room of couches. No one was getting into my reference just couch versus chair. I wasn't talking about See, why do you need to break it down like that and also fuck the mess. How about that? Why do you wear that hat around us? Jesus Christ. It's supposed to be words of affirmation here. Yeah. I'm not giving you. How do you think you show love? In the ways that I like to receive it Got him Yeah, I wasn't a gotcha. I was asking out of curiosity. I got him so good I think that the ways in which I like to receive them I show and then partnering that with what Becca's love languages I you know because it's meaningful to her I show attention to whatever Her hierarchy of needs are in terms of a relationship You know, love language wise Who put the heart on your hat by the way? That's how it came. Oh really? Yeah, wait. No, no, no on the brim. Yeah, that came. Oh It looked like someone just put like a piece of chalk. No, it's nice, right? I like it Is it for like what's it for? I got it for Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah Nice. You want to see it? I can see it. Oh, well, you're right there. That was rude How is that rude? You supposed to say yeah, and then see it. That's what I'm supposed to do. Yeah. Why see it Looks like it feels nice Just be careful with it There you go Good catch. Thanks, baby Um, can't you aggressively put your head? You smacked that on your head. I uh, I brought something
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Yeah, what do you think I got here? Oh, that's hot water? Yeah, baby. I come prepped and ready. Oh, yeah, and it's still pretty good. Put your hand on it. Take a sip. OK. Don't. Wait, no, no, not actually. Because then it's going to backwash. Yeah, you're going to backwash. So I got some matcha. So you'll have to start the prayer. What's it? What's up? Look at it. Look at how beautiful it is. Because you guys talk so much shit. And I hated it. Look at how beautiful and green that is. It's so green. I actually love that green. That's so green, right? Can you get it? Can you get it? Can you get it? Can you look at that? We can see it. I'm just going to do a little this. That's all you need. All you need, baby. It's not much. Five little dustings? Well, it's a good amount of dustings in there. There's a little-- I'm going to be honest, too. Isn't that a lot? I know you're going to. That's what I'm hoping for here. OK. You know, and I got my little-- So does that container last you 40 years? If you only need that much matcha? No. That's not. And then you go like this. And you look at that. Look at how green that is. Yeah. That's green, baby. Yeah. That'll get you going. It looks like Pesto, kind of. Could you do some ASMR to the mic, maybe? Actually, don't do that. No. That's not nice. Then you're supposed to add a little more. And you're supposed to get it really going. How often do you do this? Like make it? Yeah. A couple days. I don't like make it every day. Doesn't having to do this whole process just make you go, I don't want it. I don't want it. Oh, why would it do that? It's a nice little, like, me thing. You know? It's a moment for me. What's so funny? The way that you're doing it. Why are you doing it so hard? You're supposed to do that to broth it up. Oh, you got to, like, do it mad hard. Not feeling any love. Yeah, I'm not. This doesn't feel ceremonial. I'm not getting a good, I'm not getting a good froth on this, but maybe because you had it. I feel like he's been out the game. He hasn't done that. Also, I'm going to come out and say it. That thing that the whisk was on looks like something else. Like a booty hull plug. Yep. Am I supposed to drink this? Yeah. Come on. Oh, right from the, right from the ball, baby. That's all you got. And that's a handmade bowl, too. Who made it? You made it? I made that, bitch. Did you? Yeah. Where? I went to pottery through some mud with Becca. My name's on the bottom. Hell yeah. That's cool. Frank. Hey, see phone. No. That's the color. Oh. Yeah. Did you paint it, too? I did the glaze. Well, like, I picked the color. They did the glaze. Oh. Give it a shot. You got to. That's what it's supposed. It's so stinks, though. It's so good stinky. No, it stinks. It stinks so good. It's very green. That's what it's supposed to be. I'm not complaining. I'm just making enough. Just give it a swirl, whirl, bang, and hurl. How do I do that? I don't know. Right? No. It is barely anything but water. What? It's like, do you want to try it? I'm not going to drink it after you. Yeah, boy. Oh, let me try it first then before. Let me try it first. Let me try it first. Let me try it. Let me try it first. Let me get a cup. Let me get a cup. Here, try it. I don't know. Can you say it barely anything? Well, I mean, you're making it seem like I'm going to-- Oh, that's delicious. Yeah, like-- What are you talking about, idiot? But you're making it-- You're making it seem like that's supposed to be-- Like, that's so different than any other macho I've ever had. Well, yeah, because you're probably having not great quality macho. No, I'm saying that's similar. He gave you all the-- Try that, baby. It's good. It'll get you there. It's really tasty. You don't sound too happy, eh? Give it a slam. Come on and slam. I'm back. Come on in. Try it. Really? What does it smell like to you? It smells like a worm. It does smell like a worm. But like, it's-- It's like grass and like-- It's wormy. Steamed vegetables, I get. Steamed vegetables isn't bad. Try that. Why are you-- Are you okay?
Cartoon care are you drinking like I'm doing like Doug funny. I'm actually liking it right now Got him Got him so good. It could be because I can't really taste well cuz my nose is stuff. Well fuck you hold on Don't hate it just to hate it. I mean I don't like it. I would never I mean if you don't like it whatever. I don't care Yeah, we all don't believe that But it's just like it's a nice little pop-up. I feel like I'm breathing dirt now really? Yeah, like I'm breathing it smell this like open in smell it Just throw it. Yeah, that's easier The taste is much better than how that currently smelt and I think that's what's helping What like it's smelt awful. Yeah, so it tasted better than it smells. Yeah, and that's helping Take the little yeah, take that off. I kept it on there. Whoa. It's foaming Well, it's like a potion. You see it coming up. Yeah, like I see like am I being like I'm gonna pass out? You'd be a horrible witch. I would be a great fucking be a horrible which you wouldn't even I'd be great you wouldn't be a good witch dude Toil toil That's a caricature of witches and that's offensive. Oh, all right. So I'd just be like a cool like hipster from fucking you know like lights candles and Joy's sage. What does that smell like? I need to try this again when I'm at a hundred percent I'll bring you watch all day. This smells like something. I mean, it's like it's like Steamed vegetables. That's kind of what you get brothy like a broth. I could smell a broth But like if there was a raw leg in it Well, come on, you know, I mean how does it smells like like a Like a white person's ear See now. How do we even get there? How do we even have like in what world does that even make any sense? I just feel like it smells like that or like a dirty hair Doesn't even make sense. Yeah, like a dirty hair or a white person's ear maybe a sideburn Maybe that's like a why why are you like specifying because I'm smelling like skin The smell is way worse than the taste. How does it smell bad? It's not bad. I can't believe you guys it is it is truly astonishing to me. I'm not saying bad I'm saying smells like salt. Let me guess it'd be better if it was a dino nugget you freak Dino nuggets are fantastic. I know I'm I'm it's in reference to your like vanilla eating style You know that's I know I do know that's not sure it used to be though and to be clear This would be much better if it was a dino nugget. I love it. I love it. I love it fantastic Oh, it'd only be cooler if it was a $5 foot long on Italian herbs and cheese chicken pizola Joe I haven't had one of those in the wild, but you guessed it probably shouldn't well I'm not What was the other oh I used to get a sweet onion what smells like a baseball field you ever been yet When's the last time you played baseball like on the field? I love baseball But short of the first pitch we did that's right. What was the last time we were we were in the middle of last I'm a diamond good question. Let me think 40,000 yeah, we also nailed it in there baby simultaneous. We fucking crushed that was kind of wild if that's a real baseball field I'm talking about you know kids This is like one that like the the outfields like that weeds in it. Yeah. Oh, this smells like weeds sure Hmm like a unkept garden really with like a tire in there. You know like one of those No, I'm not contributing to that. Oh, you know what it smells like poison ivy. I don't like that That's not right and if you're smelling poison ivy don't because it can get in your lungs and it can be very bad for you really Have you ever have you ever had weeds or vines grow up your wall and you take it down and You kind of get you guys are as soon as you take it down. It's what it smells Yo guys are describing amazing, and you guys are just describing greenery, which is yeah, which is what that is But it's an experience. It smells like the experience. So you're so you started with it smells like a white person's sideburns And now you've gone fully into it smells like removing Intrusive vines from the side of a brick building But both can be true. I don't I don't think so I do like the the Vessel containers nice, right? Yeah, I do like make that one. I want I did not make masterful 30-day shaded Yeah, baby. That's a good stuff there and I made this bowl too. Isn't that nice? It's a really nice bowl I crushed that bowl. Is that is that for this or you made it just I made it for I made it for mantra. Oh nice. Yeah I'm fucking you went to the thing where it's like you press on the wheel. Yeah, dude. Is it like impossible? It's hard. There's like a lot more to it than I thought because I thought I was just gonna go in there Throw some mud and make like a fucking full of like blown vase or some shit. Yeah, there's actually a lot more skill required to do it Which I didn't know And I didn't expect how many things did you make? I made I think I made three things and becky made three things Bulls or I made a little like a little flower vase for her Like a did you go like whoop? No, it's just it's a little one like it's meant for like a single flower Oh, and then I think she made a couple bowls too and I and she made me some cups She's you know she fucking threw that shit and she kind of crushed it But it was really cool. I would highly recommend going to throw in some mud because then you come out and you got you're covered in like all like Dry to mud and then we get to cosplay as like yeah, like man construction workers We get the cosplay is blue collar men I Like left there. I was like oh, oh man. Yeah, you want to put it on your face Yeah, I got a little bit on me with the hell. Yeah, rough day on the site. Yeah, you know last time you had a black guy I would love ever had a black eye I had a bad one once and I was kind of hype about it really well I don't like it when it's like a full black guy, but when it starts healing then it looks cool Yeah, like when it gets like fat and clothes. I don't like that like I could just under. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a black eye My I got a black eye because I was playing basketball in the morning and it was actually Valentine's day, which is so weird But it was Valentine's day and I was a lovely day for a black eye. Yeah Yeah, and It sounded weird, but then I got elbowed in the eye, so I had to go to the nurse my dad had to pick me up I faked like I had a headache. I knew what I was doing. Yeah, I was like, well, I'm pissed. I think yeah, yeah, I was like I'm going home And my dad came into the office And you know how my dad is he was probably double parked to use in a rush and he Mad the whole time. Yeah, he came into the the nurses office and I had like ice on my eye And he just walked in. He's like, what happened your girlfriend punched you into face because you didn't buy anything for Valentine's Day? Nurse didn't laugh at all. Didn't crack a smile at not a joke not a joke And I was like, you like go, but I got a headache. Wait, how old were you? This was seventh grade Yeah, you have a Valentine. No, no, I didn't you're riding dolo. Yeah, I was just dolly just playing ball in the morning That's sick. Did I have a girlfriend in seventh grade? So you should just shooting three pointers for Valentine's Day. You know what I love This is my dribbling. Yeah, we can tell Nothing's nothing makes me you know what I love Sound of a switch Yeah, but I had a good black eye for a while. Yeah, I've never I've been very lucky I think I had like a real gnarly bruise once on my on my hand Oh my god, because do you remember when we would play manhunt in St. Francis and I would climb that like Like it was like an exterior thing that popped out like one of the entrance doors in the back Yeah, I would I would scale and climb on top of that and on the floor next to it was like those like grates Mm-hmm And I fell one and I hit my hand straight on one of those grates and I got a giant bruise in the palm of my hand Dude So bad, I didn't even know your hip-hop could bruise. Yeah, of course I mean anywhere you have skin. I mean, I believe I guess that's true. I was led to believe that I was led to believe debt, but yeah, that sucked and then I had one from like paintball, but like that's Not in the face. No, I got one on the inner thigh. Oh That's the dark meat. Yeah, they shot me close to I Think I can get here with winging. Yeah close and like physically they were close. Oh, wow I think I can get hit with paintballs now and not get bruises You don't get to decide This can't be this can't be true. I think he's like setting it up. No, I'm not. I'm dead so 41,000 I'll light you up. It could be real quick. We get one in here. I mean you have one you see like a paintball guy I have one you shot me once twice have I I did shoot you 45,000 I'll let you guys each shoot me three times for the paintball Frank five thousand is such a jump It's insane 41 what do I need to put I need to set a fucking standard. I know I showered a paintball gun I'll you shoot me for 41. I don't care. Okay, see how I set that up. That was quick. That was easy 41,000. I'm shooting you how many times? I don't know 41 times and You just do what I mean I'm gonna not gonna agree to that I mean you said I could shoot you and then I said no, you can how many and then you said like how about you both get little duck costumes And I shoot both duck costumes now because you would you'd be holding on to some stuff No, never you like all this is double jacked up CO2 so it's gonna come out Yeah, I don't trust you guys because it'll be like these are fucking paintballs, but they're actually filled with like Twitter
to T. You know what now I said it. Shoot me in the mouth. That doesn't sound that bad. Shoot me in a teeth. 41,000. I would say he can bring in a paintball gun and shoot you and I three times each. I have a feeling that we'd want to be shot more. Is that weird to say? Yeah. I feel like that's true. How? I mean, that's fine. How is that even? Well, first of all, buddy, you don't get off Scott free anymore. I know. People see you. They can see your eyes. Yeah, ever since you installed that camera now. I was trying to know your partner. Yeah. Who's shooting us then? Oh, that's tough. I mean, we just shoot each other. It's like rock paper scissor. I shoot you. You shoot a hit and he shoots me. I couldn't tell you how many messages I got of Edward 40 hands. Really? Oh, bro. Instantaneously hundreds. Really? I didn't know that. I didn't think people would be like, people like when we get a little bit of a little drunk. I don't have it. I haven't seen a 40 with my eyes. Do they still exist? Definitely. You're saying that with a lot of confidence. I bet I can walk into literally any deli right now and find Google how much of 40 ounce beer costs. The money's the issue. Let's do that. 40,000 pages. Let's figure out if they're affordable. Well, I just don't know if it's got to be six bucks. If it's six bucks, that's disgusting. In a good way. Well, we look for cores, right? A cores one or a Bud Light. Yeah. What? This is a joke. Oh, four bucks. Wow. I feel like the price hasn't gotten up in here. It was three bucks. We were going to advise them. When we were drinking them, they were three bucks. So four in between four and nine bucks. When would it be appropriate to have one? I don't see any reality where like unless it's like a two liter of coke. Like you get one for like a party. Yeah, but who does that? I mean, I'm sure they had it as a bottle beer. It's used for a reason. That's crazy. It is crazy. I will say this. I've been disgusted by that. Don't ask me why beer tastes better when it comes out of a 40 ounce bottle. No, he's horny. Now he's getting excited. It does. I think everything tastes better out of glass. Yes. I recently had a beer. Oh, the Super Bowl. I had a crack open of Miller and I took a sip and I audibly went this tastes like college. Like just that beer in particular at that point just tasted like college. A Miller light. Yeah. Okay. It did the trick. It did the trick. But I'm surprised that people wanted to see the four. I guess it makes sense. They like seeing us a little like like a little like. Yeah, like he texted me. He was like, have you gotten a lot of messages? I'm like, really? I mean, yeah, that's interesting. That would be a throwback. I haven't done that in 20 years. It's not been that long. I've done it maybe 10 years ago. I did it with Espo. I have a picture of him and I doing it like 10 years ago. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Where? At my house. Was that when we were going to your house? 10 years ago? No way. Well, no, we were going to our house 20 years ago. Yeah. Oh, that's so great. I have a memory from 20 years ago. It's disgusting. Yeah, that's really gross. It's not disgusting of old memories. Oh, but was that 20 years ago? Like, yeah, we're going to get old and be like, oh, that was in the early 2000s and I'm going to put a bullet between my eyes because that's going to feel crazy. Yeah. I mean, my parents are like, oh, that was like in the 70s. Like, we're going to say that. Bro, next year, like, I think like 2006, I don't remember as much. 2007, I remember quite vividly. Next year will be 20 years from 2007. And like, that's what? What? I just thought that was like very similar to art. I'm saying, like, I don't remember 2006 as much as I remember 2007. So next year, when I look back, I'll be like, that was 20 years ago. You have vivid 20 year old memories, dude. What happened in 2007? I just remember like, it was just such a like grade. We were going into not 10. I think it was like 10th grade sophomores. Yeah. Oh, no, 9th grade. 10th grade, maybe. I don't remember. So like high school. 9th because I'm after you guys. No, because we started. We were in 9th. We started in a high school in fall of 2006. And then we. So holy shit, did we? Yeah. Yeah. We're fucking old bastards, old idiots, old dummies. Yeah, dude. My God. That's insane. Yeah, I'm disgusted by myself. So we used to, when my mom would go away for the weekend, 20 years ago, drink at my house and play beer pong. Yeah. Isn't that bananas? Yeah. I don't think I've ever done 40 hands. I've done four local hands. See, but you guys are so much worse. That is so bad. You can not, you could literally hurt yourself. I haven't had a four-local since, uh, college. And I don't think I ever get it. The last time I had them was with you in Connecticut. I accidentally last time I had a four-local. I accident. I didn't know it was a four-local. I thought it was power-raid because it was in a power-raid bottle. And I chased like, I like mixed it with vodka. Yeah. Oh my god. I had that night that night. Hell yeah. It was not good for other. The last time I had a four-local of me and Josh bought. Yes, I remember that quite physically. He started. He punched me right in the face for no reason. He did. He did. On the dock. I asked him who he was on the phone with and he just turned around slapping across the face and I was like, I'm going to kill him. Yeah. That was before he was training. So I had the best of him. Yeah. If there was, if there was a rematch now, it wouldn't, it wouldn't be good. Tell you what, he slapped me in the face of action on the phone with. I'd be like, you know what? It's probably an important call. I'll turn around and go the other way. Well, it was just saying that he could box Josh and win. Yeah. I remember that, right? I should set that up. Yeah. Interesting. You should go to, you should go to spar with Josh a little bit. He'll take it easy on him, but he'll definitely throw on me at you. I died. You know, he'll fuck you up. But you did say that you could beat him in a fight. I don't know if I said it. Now I'm going to tell your dad. It's crazy that he's talking about his co-workers in such a violent fashion. I know. I'm going to have to talk to HR. Just talk to him. Yeah. All right. Well, Frank, I appreciate you bringing in the ceremonial grade matcha. If I ever get it back, you haven't given it back to me. I have it. Yeah. I know. But yeah, thank you for everyone. Like Frank said, 40,000 patrons, we're going to figure out what we're going to do. We're definitely going to figure something out. And yeah, that's such a crazy number. Thank you guys so much for all the support. I remember, you know, being like, wow, I really hope we can get to 3,000. And now we're at fucking 40, which is insane. So we appreciate all the support and everything. Really awesome. Frank, where can they find you? The Frank Alvers all over social media. And then go check out patreon.com/thibasementyard. And you follow me and you'll see you guys next time. Imagine setting your makeup. Meet new groupie setting missed from Mavily New York. Jeldin Miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible, all-day comfy grip. Try new groupie setting missed from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mavily.
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