#528 - We Are The S*xiest Podcasters

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know group seven those who know now you guys aren't group seven those are no no those who would know now are we group seven what is can you explain any fucking sort of context at this point if you don't know what group seven is you're not group seven it's all oh is this like the game oh my god you remember that thing where it's just like you ever play the game no and it's like well you lost the game and it's like what the fuck is this stupid this is like some 20 or your 20 year old brother type shit yeah he's like trying to like gatekeep being cool on the internet it popped up on my for you page didn't pop up on your i have seen it i've seen like something about group seven and i'm like i don't even know what the fuck that is i thought it was like a movie i haven't seen anything where have you been seen you said on tiktok yeah it's like this girl put a series of videos out like group one to seven and everyone who got group seven on their for you page group seven but what what is the what is group seven like who is in group seven and now i'm starting to get like i'm not included and i don't like that i'm not allowed to tell you what's group seven exactly tell me first rule about group seven you don't talk about group seven all right you know is it that good that you don't want to get kicked out why are we as a nation trying to divide each other why can't there just be group h for humans oh you know like why does it need to be on group i'm group i'm group seven i'm group i'm group three whoa cool okay is group one not uh more superior group is group seven the one you want to be in that's the one all the cool kids are in why i'm not getting this what this is the main reason why you don't know well fuck you okay let's hold on really quick so am i in it because i've seen it have you seen the original video what video are we talking about i don't know if it's the original i've seen a few videos you know what you could be part of group seven ah you're a loser don't you point at me not even in the group i'm first of all insane that the two white men are not allowing me to be in the group whoa i didn't i didn't i'm i'm you both got it you both just looked at each other and went and then you said no i did not yes you did i saw you mouth it you said wp you gave you gave a look to each other group seven gs backwards it's what segregate the no gspanics yeah you know the the the i don't like this right and i'm not just saying that it's potentially racist i'm telling everyone that it is do you know actually what it is no it's just all that i just know i'm in the group right so well you know what's gonna happen now since you guys are talking about it it's gonna pop up to my page and then i'll be in group seven and then you can do your cute little initials off would you be if it was like all right group three and you're like fuck i mean that also like i would need some background like i need to know what the difference between group one group two group three group four group five this guy doesn't even know he's already feeling the power of group seven look at him well he goes straight to his head immediately right into his head yeah go ahead call whoever you need to call josh design me a group seven is josh in group seven josh isn't in group seven gotta be get him on the horn see if he's in group seven i don't call people in group seven we don't do that you know what we text see i don't know what's going on dude so just to be clear there is no like anything like bullet points it's kind of like or checklist to be group seven it's just like your vibe you just gotta you can you see can you more of an energy google if there's a group seven checklist just so we could put this to bed check just so we can get in and give one of these i like that i like being tucked under my butt yeah i bet you do you do a lot of tucking under your butt huh oh you're talking about when you put your penis in your balls you know so you want a group seven delta checklist what's delta is this militant yeah that's what i'm getting up here delta flights group seven i don't think i don't think there's a checklist oh oh that's like when you're boarding a plane oh yeah so if we're going by that group seven you fucking suck that does suck i want out now now he wants out now he wants back to group one or diamond or something you know that they're gonna find a new classification for it yeah it just feels uh exclusionary right and joey how often do i tell you i'm all about inclusivity uh all the time okay i'm that's what i'm about right i'm not this isn't a joke i am okay well now it just sounds like you're defensive dude well it's because two people in this room 66 which by the way right add another six to that it's the devil we're getting close tell you what what i did find out is changing groups isn't possible so once you're in one even if so i can't even get out of this even if i wanted to well hold on hold on technically technically you're so desperate no technically i haven't seen any of these group stuff so technically i'm a free agent technically so i have not yet been recruited by a group but you're desperate that like i don't it's not giving groups you don't make the class of you don't make the choice for the groups that's that is true who are you the groups are i'm i i just got in here you know but i i i'm getting the vibe so is this an algorithm thing that's what i'm getting at it's just like basically an algorithm thing the lizard people that run tiktok and instagram whoa don't blame hillary clinton for this i sound crazy that you named what you name dropped one of them are you guys hanging out together careful you're getting to levels of rich that are getting a lizard person and you're wearing green all of a sudden can't wait for these edits to come out i'll tell you this right now if i was a reptilian human being there would be no secret that's i would be out blinking with yellow eyes that's an oxymoron that's an oxymoron now you can't be a reptilian human being you're either a reptile lizard person or you're a human being all right it's like biggie smalls or jumbo shrimp no what about like a reptile humanoid humanoid is different i mean i just said human being guys i want to be a reptile i i misspoke you want to be size off who's that the last of the zatarans i'm not even gonna go down that road with that's for more because that feels like a long road for mortal kombat dude mortal kombat mortal kombat you could be reptile and the new one kind of hold on now that i'm saying it you kind of look like the new reptile oh yeah yeah i look like a lizard no you look like it's human form because they could camouflage in what's his type in mk1 reptile you kind of look like him now that i'm talking about it frank no i don't joey pull up right there you kind of look like him you just need a stupid face tattoo which at the rate you're going it's on its way you don't look like the lizard part sure no yeah i don't look like that i'm not clean shaven you look like a twinkie little karate guy i'm not even a twink anymore i'm kind of a twunk you think you've graduated you're just putting yourself in all these guys you're group seven you're a twunk bro a twink is like a little fucking like a 160 pound guy joey you just earlier told me you weigh 110 pounds and you're five foot two it's not even it's not even a good joke not even good joke real group two vibes frankie he's like the sorting hat of he really is you hear him right he's getting such a little fuck he's so giddy over there you should start your own groups and call them zones like yo if you're getting this on your for you page zone four you know what i'm not even gonna but no no i'm not gonna give it letters i'm gonna give it a cool like not numbers or letters i'm gonna give it a cool like already simple you're overthinking it yeah i know but it'll be like welcome we're in we're in zone snake oh you're gonna make it like we're in zone claw you know we're just cool words zone knife right knife you think it's a cool word it's a pretty cool word you gotta admit knife does anything match what it is better than the word knife spoon bubble bubble's great bubble's a really good one yeah uh but i don't like how aggressive you've been about this whole group seven thing and you too you're talking more than both of us and that's what i'm saying it's not really giving group seven but that's neither here nor there maybe we will never know we have no idea but i will say that uh on the patreon episode if they get sneak peeks at stuff that you guys don't get at so if you want to sign up go to patreon.com slash the basement yard but greg surprised us with a gift uh of these jackets okay look at these jackets that we well you know what never mind i already said jackets i already gave it away but we have these jackets uh that he surprised us with from the basement to the garden uh and they're beautiful and they got a patch on the side made in new york uh and tby in the front they're unbelievable we all are gonna have them uh and we have a clip where there's a little surprise in there for everyone too so roll that clip roll it ladies and gentlemen greg has handed me a jacket oh what is that come over here give him a lap let him sit in your lap santa claus i'm sitting in your lap oh good lap coverage coverage right got all the space i got a great lap for sitting oh yeah from the basement to the garden oh patch patch patch patch oh wow the patch is sick yeah i'm very proud of this athena athena helped bring this to life athena helped bring this to life so these jackets came out so good that i uh ordered 500 of them god damn oh they're gonna be available at madison square garden first come first serve that's it 500 we're never making these again but people the people can wear the same basement yard madison square garden jackets as us these are sick those are really cool thank you so much enjoy of course who told you to order 500 fucking jackets executive decision executive i love that he just makes executive please buy them there will be a limited amount available for you as you heard in the clip so go check it out kind of crazy sick i mean nothing nothing is you know it's new york baby is the garden we gotta go new york keep going all right that wasn't very good it wasn't if i can make it there i'll make it anyway what'd you think it was pretty good yeah not bad right yeah i'd like to think is that is that putting me in in the group what group all right let me ask you some questions oh i got a group for you that you're in sexiest podcasters of 2020 yeah listen people magazine sexiest podcasters it's gone to my head look at my head it's growing take your hat off take your hat off stupid ass hair oh jesus here's a thing sexy ass hair here's a thing technically it is sexy hair technically does does this put us in a group if you're in the sexy podcast you're in a mean guy group you're in a bully group oh group four group four group four you sorted him i remember vividly last year talking about the sexiest podcast and we were like what the hell and then we got nominated we were like that's hysterical and we were like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry we're like we're never going to win also the picture they chose was not good yeah someone here was doing heavy sexy lifting heavy sex and it wasn't the guy that was shaved with a fucking quadruple chin and and snaggle teeth you know what i thought you know what i thought about you were shaved because we had just done the drag queen episode regardless of why i was shaved it's one of the like five episodes that we've done where i'm completely shaved why did they pick on my face yeah they tried to why did you specify i've i don't know why they picked that out of all it was like a santa gala studios video i mean listen the people have spoken they have spoken and they tried to fucking cut our legs out from underneath us by putting that picture up yeah you know what you can take the people out of sexy you can't take the sexy out of people right and uh the people have spoken our fans are are fervent i don't really know what that means but it feels sexual uh yeah you know what in this context it might have been a little bit more sexy i don't know what that means but it might have been a little over the top i just think that we're sexy i mean they even tried to nerf my two sexy boys still one am i one of your sexy boys definitely one of my sexy boys like was i was i a sexy boy how many sexy boys do you got he did specify my two sexy boys seven you have seven sexy seven sexy boys you're gonna get a fucking knock on your door later that's crazy wait why is someone knocking on his door i have seven sexy boys i mean that it's kind of an oh right oh yeah you're on the boys party saying you're on a list i mean men i think what makes us sexy is our willingness to love sorry oh what's funny about that i'm sorry i don't know our willingness to love i think that what makes us sexy because we're not like you know i mean you say it all the time we're not that smart do i say that all the time we don't go out there we don't pretend to know anything we don't pretend to know anything we don't pretend to know anything we have a really good balance of understanding where we stand and not trying to be you know like here i'm gonna i'm gonna talk about the world like i know it and i'm gonna be a voice for everything understand where you stand while you're standing on biz and is that not sexy some of it i just think that you know the people have spoken people spoken people people mag people are the people voted people there you go do me a favor tell them to do call an airstrike on my house cut out frank's tongue okay and then put a new one in there imagine that wait what the hell imagine someone else put their tongue in your mouth not making out oh okay but like i mean i've eaten beef tongue before well i didn't know where that was going oh my god this has gone to my head and uh i think it is only natural that we're treated differently because we are the 2025 people on the planet yeah podcasters well yeah we beat out some big names and sexy yeah las culturistas who's that bowen yang oh and his uh co-host forgive me for not remembering his name yeah uh the lonely island podcast akiva yorma and uh andy sandberg they do a podcast yeah everyone does podcasts that's true everybody does of course seth meyers seth meyers has a podcast yeah he's got a whole show we're sexier than seth meyers joey i mean name another podcast in the world this is like when people are like name a woman i can't think of anything any podcast uh um why can't i other people's lives sexier than those idiots that's crazy that's crazy wait a sec yeah oh yeah i just realized one can make a claim one can make a claim it's true if we're going by the laws of logic so you and greg right we do a podcast called other people's lives we weren't even nominated very good you weren't even on the ballot ballot yeah so mean you though right nominated so that means right i'm sexier than greg which is something i've been trying to convince myself for years now it means that the heavy lifting i think was happening in the other direction no i mean i think to be honest don't don't you don't you be joey your big oh don't do this you're a twink podcast guy stop calling me all right okay sorry you're you're you're sexy podcast guy with with with uh left-leaning opinions frank i've seen a lot of edits of you on the internet i've seen a lot of edits of all of us what the is that that's the new sabrina carpenter song and i've seen edits of you with that and it's you just like uh you got like a curl and i've seen that listen i need one person to know that i'm sexy and that's my wife and also god dude god i need to be sexy for god now too yeah you got dude god sees everything like santa and santa's in there too santa now we got three i gotta be sexy for three people jesus well if that's how god i i forgive jesus and god are different everyone has a different view of god and whatever your omnipotent being is you better be sexy for that god santa esposa la well i mean we don't know or a a you know novio uh la novia la novia any uh how do you look up look up the word partner keep it gender neutral yeah in spanish so i need to be sexy for god i need to be sexy for santa and becca yeah all the time is there anyone else i don't think anyone else sees me as much as those three right that's pretty good that's a pretty i mean that's that's tough because the times where i'm i'm not feeling like i'm not trying to be sexy for my wife right most of the time that is when i'm in the bathroom perera what perera one more time right uh for partner yeah say one more time why what happened to your mouth am i right i don't want to i don't i don't want to do it but you're not even you're saying you're saying this you're talking like a bird i'm trying to get i can't roll my r's can you can you say r's at all i can't do that not even close you can't do that cannot try that was incredible say say you kind of you had a flick you had a flick of the tongue at the front you just gotta practice so P-A-R-E-J-A pareja pareja I feel like I was right there no you went you said yeah I'm so sorry you spoke like the Canadians in South Park do well someone should teach me Spanish do a lingo fucking yourself yeah that's how learning is why do you need us to do it yeah so what do you think is the next logical step we made sexiest podcasters where do you think we go from here and why should we be treated significantly better I would like special treatment if I can get it oh you know what I would like a trophy that would be cool what does a trophy look like no not something from Amazon don't get on the horn over there I'm talking about I want it from People Magazine being like yo congrats and then the fucking it's like crystal but it's like a chiseled dude you know what I mean two chiseled dudes with microphones that's supposed to be us little do they know where there's no chiseling there is I have been chiseled out of rubber okay there is not much chisel going on here I'm as chiseled as a fucking jar of jelly I think that like something this big okay alright so you want that's pretty big yeah I want a fucking big one you want and here's the thing yeah I don't know if you feel this way now it needs to be heavy bro I want to be able to kill with it like if I smash someone in the head a couple times with it you know what I mean that would be pretty I'm not gonna I just want the option I was gonna say yeah that would be pretty devastating yeah I mean it would be gross so like alright so people we're giving you People Magazine we're giving you this is free by the way this idea a lot of people pay for this consulting okay so People Magazine for whoever wins their sexiest Pink Panther is here Coach and Spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the Tabby Tour hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on Spotify built just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with Coach learn more at coach.com whatever it's a it's a trophy and the trophy it shouldn't be just this but then that's very gender specific Joey it could be you have boobs but then what you're gonna put tits on a trophy and it was like so we needed to be you never rubbed like a statue and also I don't like your view of sexuality and sexiness if it's just a chiseled dude what you don't like non-chiseled dudes I am a chiseled dude I'm a non-chiseled dude I know I know I know I'm saying like the general I'm trying to save this is why we're talking you're not saving anybody People Magazine pays for this Frank pays for what? this consulting no we're not I'm saying you got paid? no we're giving you free consultations helping them come up with a trophy fuck the trophy just get me something that says it you're talking about all the shapes shapes are important especially in trophies shapes are important shapes are important shapes are especially as well as colors also important and weight weight yes if they give me a trophy that's like straight out of fucking ICYP little league I don't want that shit yeah I don't want it to be hollow I don't want like this thing needs to be well built it needs to be heavy and People Magazine you guys do well for yourselves put a little money into this make it gold solid gold are you getting crazy now if he asks titanium I don't know where that measures up with the other platinum that's I know expensive yeah but is it more expensive than gold than gold I have no idea but it's neither here nor there all great questions but I mean yeah we're the sexiest podcasters on the planet are you feeling sexy not really yeah if we're being honest it's just like it's raining it's hysterical that this happened yeah like what do you ever walk around and go like fuck man I'm sexy right now all the time you walk around like damn I'm fucking sexy good for you I feel like you do that too I absolutely don't no if I'm being honest not 24-7 like that's insane no the only the only like you've never been like I look good I mean I think looking good is different than feeling sexy sometimes they're you know kind of go hand in hand for me sexy is a is a moment in time yeah yeah yeah *laughter* everything's a moment in time I personally if I'm if I'm being like completely transparent this should be good *laughs* I don't I don't know if I've ever like self-sexied myself okay what does that mean like I don't think sexy is something you can bestow upon yourself sexy is a gift but you can look at yourself and go okay yeah that's different that's what I'm talking about because I can't have sex appeal to myself because I'm not trying to sex myself sexy is the implication of sex appeal and I am not self-sexy or appealing to my self-sexy self yeah I think that you're like you're thinking too far into this you're damn right I'm not saying have you ever looked into the mirror and been like I'm gonna fuck that guy you know what I mean like obviously that's not gonna happen it's a very group seven thing of me to say right *laughter* yeah I know I mean I've never been like the recipient of a like a a sexy pat on the back for myself you're telling me when you put on like your cowboy get up and you looked in the mirror you weren't like damn no I think I look ridiculous okay you're talking about a costume what about when you like it's a way of life what if you put on like a tuxedo I say alright I like how I look I guarantee it this isn't a commercial for like yeah men's warehouse but like you don't let it get further than that like damn I look good man yeah I look good I like how I look oh I look good but I wouldn't ever I don't think I've ever seriously been like I look sexy yo you're crazy am I crazy for saying sexy is a gift bro I've seen if you self sexy yourself is it really sexy I don't give a fuck if it's real I'm saying I'm not taking away from the idea of like I feel like I look good oh I look good I like how I look wow I look sharp that's what I would say sharp I would say 20s I would say oh my god I look so sharp I would say I equate it to you know like specific like amounts of dullness like damn I look sharp and then I'm like I look rounded I look dull but like maybe it's just the way that my brain works but you can't self sexy yourself sexy needs to be from somebody else no not at all maybe I'm different I think that I mean I feel like you're describing what I'm describing though like when you're like you see yourself you're like in a tuxedo and you've got that little curl down the middle of your head and you're like fuck I'd be like yeah I look wow I like how I look oh this is exactly what I was going for I look sharp as a tack oh my god did you hear how fucking like your tone oh I look so this is what I was going for and I'm not I don't know that's horrible I'm not saying like cause I know people would be like oh he's baiting you know like he's getting like oh or they're gonna be like Frankie what you're the hottest guy I've ever seen that's not what I'm looking for ever but but like what I'm saying is I'm looking at the like the logic you can't that is such an insane way to answer I I don't think I'm looking at do you ever think you're sexy logically I can't I mean that's a great I think that's a great argument that I'm the easy answer is have you ever felt sexy yes I don't know we could have saved all that time because I have the because someone has told me someone bestowed it they gifted me a beautiful sexy bouquet of sexy but but isn't it possible that Becky would be like you look sexy and you're like I don't feel sexy I don't feel sexy I don't feel sexy of course so then it's not always a bestow but it's a feeling baby but in my head I got a feeling baby but but you could be sexy when I'm feeling sexy okay so like she what could be sexy sexy is subjective sexy is subjective so like I may not feel like she could be like and this has happened before but she's like oh my god you're fucking sexy right now and it's like I don't feel it but thank you right that is a real thing so have I ever felt sexy sure have I ever by myself looked at myself in the mirror and go you know fucking awooga sexy boy no awooga sharp this is a fucking old movie we're watching here I mean I think it's not if you feel sexy though that is an internal thing that's not outward I but I you know I can only speak from recent memory because I don't remember a fucking I'm sure at 12 I was just like looking good sexy and I had oh I'm I'm certain you had a shirt that said that or something. spray painted fucking you know like sexy pimp yeah you know i just i i think that if we're looking at sexy as a societal holy shit logically i mean i'm like this is not a joke that's why i'm laughing i don't think it's like you can look good but in my head the way that sexy works is that it is gifted to you through the eyes of somebody else you got to change that bro that comes from in here no but i but i'm not saying that takes away from like i've said like i look good i feel good no you get sexy in there you got to rip that shit out of you don't tell me what to do with my sexy yo dude go take your hand shove it down your throat and rip that fucking so my my sexy is in my deep in there it's in my stomach it's down there if sexy lives anywhere it's not in our stomach it's in our ass it might be in your ass thank you why why is it in my ass dude i don't know you just said it wasn't in your stomach where else can it be so many other places in my ass dude in your hair i think yeah i think sexy lives somewhere where that is not necessarily like like sexy i think like it's it's let me get sexy is is not like you can't oh my god this is beating the shit out of you right now this thing's kicking your ass this sentence is ko in you you get one more shot okay okay that's it let me do it yeah don't interrupt either of you okay we often say in life happiness is the journey not necessarily the destination i think that sexiness is simply not the destination i think that sexiness is simply not the destination i think that sexiness is similar in ways frogs and toads it is not necessarily a physical place sexy lives everywhere in us sexy could sometimes be here it could be there it could be up it could be down it could be left right chest back feet eyes cheeks sexy is not tied to a physical plane of existence but it is more a metaphysical a more metaphysical plane of existence but it is more a metaphysical plane of existence but it is more a metaphysical Amoral, amalgous. The word is feeling. Feeling. Amalgous. You would have went for 20 minutes. So you felt sexy. Sexy can I, Frankie? Sexy can I. Sexy can I, I'm just putting my man in. Girl, why you shaking? Got the flail in life. Oh. Good night's going. Let me go and get my camera. All I want to know is. Sexy can I. That's like. Who did that? That's Ray J. That's Ray J. We do have some sponsors. Not Ray J. We don't. Yeah, Ray J's not a sponsor. Ray J's not a sponsor. No, he's not. But we do have ZocDoc, okay? ZocDoc, this is a website that you can go to, a free app or a website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click instantly to book an appointment, okay? So before I, you know, when I was on my mother's insurance, I kind of just went to the doctor that she would bring me to. But after that, you kind of have to get your own doctors because you have different health insurance. You got to see who's, who takes your insurance so you don't have to pay out of pocket. 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It's crazy. It's fun. And if you go to the basement yard.com slash submit, you can get your last minute card in there. Now you never know. It might be crazy enough for us to actually talk about it. So go check it out. The basement yard.com slash submit. We love you. We miss you. We hug you. We kiss you. We don't want to say anything bad or diss you. So what we're going to do, we're going to be. We're going to be snakes and hiss you. And what we're going to say is that we really, I know your mouth moves quicker than your head. You know, sometimes that's kind of crazy, but your mouth moves quicker when you're giving head. Head's not always gay though. No, no, no. I didn't say it. No, I thought the gay one. I thought the gay one. Um, uh, we'd like to talk about something very serious. Oh, Courtney Kardashian came out with a lollipop that you stick in your hoo-ha. You're, I don't have a hoo-ha. Right. I mean, a boy hoo-ha, a boo-ha. Can I boo-ha a brew-ha-ha, uh, the lollipop that Courtney, Courtney, the lollipop that Courtney Kardashian. made that you put in your ber-gangi, your ping-pang. Um, do you think that for dudes, it's like, I'm going to go into the BH, you know, I'm going to throw it in the sewer. Wow. That's a great question. Um, really tackling the hard hitting, you know, journalistic, uh, I think it makes sense for this. I think it makes sense. Well, it's kind of like a bath. So it's through, it's through, it's through her company, Lemmy. Uh, and they make like, like traditional, like multivitamins. And, and like sleep gummies and stuff like that. Damn, dude, you could put your puss to sleep with a lollipop, put your whole body to sleep. I don't think the lollipop is doing that. I think it's like, there's like bacteria and like acid, like a balancing stuff in there because I don't know if you know this, there's acid in there. Well, the vagina is like scientifically a place and things happen there that they've got a pH balance. They're like a pool. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I used to have to balance my pool's pH. Yeah. And now. So you need to check your pH of your BH with her lollipop. Right. Well, yeah. I mean, are you talking in code? Uh, well, if you're going to shove it up your own ass. Well, I didn't plan on doing that. Well, I mean, you just said with this is where boys would go. If someone was going to munch my bun, then maybe I would flavor it. But if it's just for general health, Joey. Oh, oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah. So the lollipop has health. The lollipop is health, dude. Oh, the lollipop. That's awesome. I mean, I'm sure they can't make health claims because they're not certified by, like, the FDA or whatever. Laws, rules. But, like, if it's health, you shoving a fucking piece of candy up your ass? I mean, not a lollipop. That sounds. I mean, they make, like, what are those? Remember those pops that were, like, flute pops? What? They were, like, whistle pops. It was, like. That's crazy. The way you guys are talking, I want to make something clear. You know the lollipops aren't being shoved in anything, right? Wait, what? Well, then how are they getting up a burgundu? They're lollipops that have vitamins. Oh, they eat the lollipop. Oh, I thought they were shoving the lollipop in there! Me too! Oh! Are you serious? I thought that was the whole point. That is, like, shocking. It was a marketing thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They don't shove it in their thing. Missed opportunity. A rare business blunder. They're going to circle back on that. By the Kardashian clan. Actually, I don't know. Actually, I don't know if you could legally be like, yo, shove this in your thing. Why? I mean, look at what Gwyneth Paltrow did with Goop. That was a candle. She didn't say shove a candle in your ass. No, no! Goop got famous because she was making crystals and shit that people were shoving in their gunch. Yeah, but she didn't tell them to do that, did she? I think it was, like, part of it. Like, yo, throw this up your gumbumbum. I mean. Now I feel like an idiot. I mean, that's what makes us so sexy. Idiots? Yeah. Wait, what's in it? What does it do? It's like, there's just, like, vitamins. It's like health. So what happens? Is it, like, general health or is it vagina? Because you said vagina. I think, so I think, so it's an extension of one of their lines, which I think it's called Lemme Purr. That's true. Which it's, like, it is gummies. Lemme Purr. I mean, I've got, they sent some to the house. Like, you got some purr? I'm not purring. Right. Becca's taking them. But, like, they were gummies, so now they probably just took the vitamins. They took the vitamins that were in the gummies and put them in lollipop form. Oh. But they're for vaginal health. Oh. Yeah, vitamin C and real pineapple extract to help support feminine self-care and overall wellness. Wait a sec. Hold on. Yeah. Pineapple lollipop? I'm kind of in on getting this pussy pop. Yeah, me too. Honestly, are we, does it say that we're not allowed to put it in vagina? What happens, I mean, I think a good rule of thumb is to not shove anything. You don't want to throw off the pH, but it sounds healthy. Vegan or no? Non-GMO? Gluten-free? I'm assuming it's all that. I don't want no gluten in my poopin'. Yeah, I don't, I wouldn't want that either. People are seeming to make fun of it because they don't think it would pass the digestive tract. All, like, the vitamins and stuff. That's fair. Well, that's a good question. Yeah, because. Well, you know how you bypass that? You go right to the mothership. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, exactly. You go right down there. You know, straight to the horse's mouth. Yeah. That's the way to do it. You don't want to throw off the pH, you don't go through the. If you want to get to the horse's mouth, you don't go through his ass. Listen, all, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a huge purveyor of shoving things up asses, okay? I imagine, though, if you want something to get to an ass. Yeah. Go to the ass, dude. Go to the ass. If you want vitamins to get to the. Vagini. Yeah. Go right to it. Yeah, dude. You want to go to Antarctica? Why are you in California? Get down there. You know where to go. Do you want to know how much a pack is? How many are in a pack? Great question. So, no information. What kind of fucking producer are you? No information. It says, it says, just the new line, what they can be purchased at. And it says packs. I'm going to say $30. No, no, no, no. Because here, because here's the thing. Expensive? I mean, the fucking, the gummies, it's like a 30-day supply. It's going to be like 30 lollipops. Listen to this bitch. You can't have a lollipop every day. Why not? If it's vitamins. Teeth? What do you think? I don't know. You think people don't brush their teeth? Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat lollipops. Do you have a little sweet treat every day? That's different. It's not a lollipop. It's not for your vagina. I'm not eating a lollipop every day. Joey, do you think that a lollipop is worse for your teeth than, say, the fucking handful of Mike and Ikes that you eat? I haven't had Mike and Ikes in a. In a. Actually, I had, like, two weeks ago, I had. Okay. But before that, it was a long time. Okay, whatever your sweet treat is that you have every single day. Sweet treat. What are you talking about? There's five in a pack. Separate article. Okay, five in one pack. I'm going to say. $25. Mm-hmm. The price exclusively at Target is $5.99. Whoa! Very good. Very good. See, the Kardashians made up for not telling us to shove. Us, it's crazy. Yeah, not me. I think that price means more that they're just lollipops. I mean, they're healthy lollipops. Well, if anything, $5.99 is. This is. So, this is smart, okay? $1.20 a lollipop. It's not bad. Start them off low. Get people to take them, like them, want them. See that their vagina's doing pretty good. Tip-top shape. And then they do what all these big tech companies are doing with their streaming services. In a year, oh, they become $6.99. Oh, my God, they're so popular. It's getting so much more expensive to make it $8.99. And then in five years' time, you're paying $30 for a couple lollipops that are going to make your, you know. Bro. Your geyser glimmer. If I had a puss, and I could eat a lollipop and make my shit taste like pineapple, I'm paying $30 for fucking five lollipops. But guess the best way to make it taste like pineapple. Eat a pineapple. Or just. With the pop. Oh, I thought you. I was like, are you playing guitar? I was like, Wonderwall. Dude, just play a song. It'll all taste like pineapple. 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I truly thought that. I mean, I honestly thought it, too. Didn't Kim make the underwear that had, like, pubes on it? It has pubes. Yeah, the pube underwear. And it was, like, a giant. It was a joke, kind of. Um, I think you could buy it. Yeah, but it was, like, a joke marketing thing. I mean, she also made the nipple bra. Right. Same. Listen, these women are smart. Anything that they put out, it's going to immediately sell out. Nipples. And pubes. And pubes. Pubes. You know, what's next? What? You know what? This is a good question, because Skims is one of the sponsors of the show. You think pubes will come back? You think the bush will make a return? I think the bush is back, baby. You think it's just back? I think that as we have transitioned into a more sex-positive lifestyle and body-positive lifestyle, more people are embracing the bush. Are they? And I'm also, I have no idea. Are you forested up right now? No. Forested up? Yeah, I'm also just saying nothing. I don't know if people, I don't have a fucking ear to the ground with me. with the Bush community. - I just feel like, i wonder if it'll come back and it'll be like a known thing you know like you know like back in the day it was like oh yeah bush is like a thing and people fuck with it but now it's like it's not when was that like the 80s or something oh when they were just like yo like i've got a bush yeah and like a cigarette as well you know what i mean just like a bush cigarette oh i i'm not you know what i'm saying no i don't well that's what it kind of that's what i picture the 80s like bushes and cigarettes and cocaine right and and uh guys saturday night fever i was gonna say guy that's the 70s yeah this is 70s i was saying guys wearing like sports coats with like the sleeve rolled up to their elbows now we're talking freestyle 80s freestyle what's that dancing yeah oh that's where you went well it's the 80s show us an 80s freestyle dance right no no not a dance it's like that's the type of music it's called 80s freestyle no 80 was like hair metal like fucking like white snake and uh here we go again on my own yeah warrant and guns and roses and aerosmith that's the 80s baby oh my god yeah like fucking like devo and men at work i used to fucking i used to shave my pubes all the time yeah like down like with a razor like down to the skin that's intense yeah dude and i was chopping it up what i didn't that's what i was chopping it up sometimes by accident oh well i mean how what because that's what i do that's not you still do that you shit you you like a you're like a bird you're not a bird what am i sorry what the fuck what did birds i meant like uh you're like a hairless yeah a bird is not what i wanted to say birds famously have many feathers do you do that you don't just like trim no it's not much of trim do you use like oh hairless that's how i show a razor do you use shaving shaving shaving cream no you just go raw i don't have raw dog with a razor blade yeah what are you sweaty are you wet at least wet no because i'm not wet pretty dry so let me get this dry let me even even pack it at it dry i don't think you're realizing how insane this is this is crazy dude yeah i'm gonna prep the area you basically you're you're shaving your hair you're shaving your hair you're shaving your hair you're shaving your man bush your mush uh-huh with a just dry like razor it doesn't pull no who are you what are you what is this how sharp is this thing are you like a seal your oil you got oil you gotta have some natural oil are you slick are you slick you strike me as a slick guy i guess i'm pretty slick you strike me as a guy that's pretty wet below the belt but even but even on my like neck i don't need shaving cream i don't need shaving cream you've never cut yourself no how does that pass show us how you shave right now your face i mean i think there's only one way the razor okay how do you hold it because i know you don't hold it like you hold your chin up just look up yeah and then like some of that yeah i thought this was open for a second you wet the razor no what the fuck are you talking about that's crazy dude why why do you have to wet the razor doesn't the hairs get stuck then no what but like there needs to be some what he's referencing is there needs to be some form of lubrication yeah because if not it's just your your dry shaving with something that is going to irritate your skin dude i prep and look at my neck i always have this this yeah i i get i get some irritation under here do i have it no which is crazy maybe i stopped using this shit you're smooth as fucking butter sure okay you can be smooth like butter i'll smooth like butter yeah smooth like jagger no moves like jagger do me a favor do me a favor joey moves like call him up uh damn it i just i i that's it that's more impressive than anything you've ever told me you've ever done in your entire life yeah that is crazy man something new every day can you do me a favor when's the last time you shaved two days ago you have a tattoo right on your leg i did they didn't have to shave you she pretended to shave me it was a whole thing pretended yeah like they have to shave the area but would you hairless cat yeah she pretended i was like she was like i don't have to shave but i already have the razor out i'm like whatever and she shaved it and he said just go just go dry i think they do dry shave you though for tattoos which is weird so it's like a single razor because you don't because because i'm sure the fucking hair follicles and you know like longer skin pores are different on your legs and arms than they are on your face dude dude that's crazy that's really interesting wait how often did you say you shave every two days two days what who are you is that too little dude i shaved like every two weeks well i can't do that so as soon as it starts coming out you know what this you know what this is from like i have to like let it grow in and shave and it like comes back that's what happened he's saying if he's going for the clean shave then like when he sees a little bit it's like yeah can you do me a favor that's crazy don't shave your face november's coming up don't shave i'm not even saying a month go like six months six months no please do you get joey will give you a thousand dollars joey do you get on your face i just get like the italian mustache you know just like this yeah but it will grow it out you kind of got a gomez adams thing i can't grow it out that's as far as it goes so that's why i get rid of it please don't shave your face for six months i can't i start to annoy my neck after msg what do you got shave your neck all right i'll try i'll try all right do it you're gonna beard i i promise i will not well yeah i don't think you will i won't i won't be able to do i just want to see what would happen do you get anything like here no like nothing nope i got some under my lip oh you get a patch oh you get a patch like you're like a thousand dollars i'll give you if you get a soap it's like before you play guitar it's about four hairs and smoke and smoke weed and dried crack and crank you're just like yeah man i'm far out maybe there are aliens maybe they're maybe we're the aliens you say stuff like that yeah no but we were at the party the other day and i was looking around and every single person had facial hair except for me what fucking party were you i honestly you were there i honestly think that if i like lost weight and got like a skinnier face that i would try doing a clean shave look and just the mustache yeah but i don't have the face for it yet i mean people magazines show the world what my face looks like cleanly shaved so i haven't i haven't had a clean shaven face since high school uh i like yeah it's not i'm not pumped about it i'm not pumped about my shaved face i just i don't want to see it mine mine okay because i don't want to see mine no no i don't want to see mine like i would probably shave it off and be like well that's it i'm staying inside i think i think you would no dude you'd be fine frank you'd be fine too you'd be like good you'd be like that's not all right let's let's make a bet i'm not shaving my face for anything what about what about if you two shave and then you get me like a beard prosthetic and we just flip you want to wear our beards dude not your oh okay i thought you wanted to make a beard you trust us with giving you a beard hair what are you gonna jackass me try to try to try to think of him with a beard or like maybe like stubble or something dude you'd look sick with a beard i know you should get a stash i know it's life we all have our problems wait are you letting that grow like that's how that's it like it doesn't get thicker yeah that's pretty much it it's so bad it's awful that's crazy yeah that's wild i don't know just the stash i don't think it would work well for you no i think i don't think you'd look too much like gary ridgeway i mean go ahead who what who what do you direct look it up gary ridgeway please look it up look it up on the screen because i need to see this is it does it will he look like this i think so the american serial killer yes better known thank you uh uh amongst the people is the green river killer uh-huh yeah yeah well i've seen a video of that guy yeah well he's a pretty prominent american serial wait did he kill someone in jail or something he killed a lot of people no in jail um you know i don't know what he did in jail i know outside what he did why do you know serial killers names i took classes on this oh so okay so they they uh that'd be a tough one yeah that's it that's a good that's the i mean the glasses and everything you do have the glasses yeah you have better hair than that loser i appreciate that i can call a serial killer a loser right if he's not if he's retired yeah i say i say also keep the glasses because without the glasses you just look like david berkowitz i'm not doing it i i know david berkowitz look that one up look it up yeah david i'm i'm excited to see another another serial killer yeah another is this the son of sam it is the son of sam he's got a big ass head yeah it looks medically big honestly you don't not look like him i'll take that you should definitely not take that that dude's got a thick neck man i thought i had a thick neck but my lord yeah i can see what's going on here dad It looks like when like people lay out a mask flatly that kind of looks like the rock a little bit you know what i mean yeah what a fucking he killed though we don't like him yeah no no well it was his dog i feel like if you no you're right though if you actually shave joey you just end up looking like andre chikatilo yeah andre chikatilo let's see oh another killer yeah i mean i figured they're all gonna be what this is what you'd look if you shave this is this is a tough one how do you remember everyone's name that guy's toothless yeah who what did he do who's this guy another serial killer he killed multiple he was a he was a big one cereal he killed not a good thing is he yeah i wouldn't look like that no i don't think well looks like that's a creed from the office like creed bratton yeah he does i think you're going for more of like an albert fish thing i'm not doing this forever yeah we can't we can't we can't do this he's begging i can't do this dude well this one's the furthest away probably come on how can you this picture's from like 1808 how do you remember this person he's got the keith stash though he does dude honestly that's a fucking fire look like i would dress up like that yeah that dude looks like he's killed yeah you can just tell i feel like photos like this like old photos you're like i can tell these people have killed people yeah you know what i mean like the old guy from home alone huh you look like the old guy from home alone oh the one that fucking hits people with shovels and shit yeah yeah what are you doing oh okay well he's pulling a prank clearly i can see that he's am i being texted doing something nothing yeah and now your phone's picked up so clearly he's texting you i don't know i thought i thought i did well my phone just oh it's oh there it is is it you uh yeah it might be i don't know all right no i don't think um what's that mean no you didn't text me i told you oh the world may never know see it reverse prank here we are folks i know i'm very confused now yeah i mean i think if you can just grow it out six months that's all you need joey said he'll give you a thousand bucks i mean what's the that's something very frank did say that i would give you a thousand bucks and he said he'd do it right joey that was never on record we'll see i'll try yeah for a thousand bucks i mean might as well right would you go clean shaven for six months for like four grand yes really yeah i wouldn't give me the money and i'll you would do it i'll throw in 500 of that cash what do you think i'm gonna send you a fucking invoice i mean i don't know just i'm just like cash snap answer if you look if you look at me and said right now yeah after msg six months clean shaven for four grand i'd do it no i don't want to please no so close no one's got him it's a good try it was a valiant attempt you guys are always trying to do that get money yeah dude that's the american way get money i bunched into there what why am i bunched into there what did i do i mean you try to get money all the time get that money pink panther is here coach and spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the tabby tour hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on spotify but just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with coach learn more at coach.com doesn't like a good good good good money gotten someone someone pick up someone pick up and take someone pick up it's been an interesting uh episode so far honestly what was the question that you were asking oh i have a question for you this is an question yeah i realize what that sounds like that song that that person made yeah it sounds like you you never watch arrested development do you watch arrested development a few episodes is that the blue guy uh that is the blue guy but there was an episode where they had william hung come in and do william hung that's a name i haven't heard in a while he had him do a song for like a uh like a judge show with judge reinhold and it was reinhold judge reinhold yeah he's an actor his name is judge reinhold and it was called like it was like one of those like celebrity court shows where like judge judy's just like i am gonna tell you what is right and wrong um but that's what it sounds like i can't do the impression because i'm sure it'll get us in trouble right but that's what it sounds like ain't question ain't question you want that question then they are from him yeah uh he said if you can delete what was it uh if you can erase one emotion from existence what would it be any emotion existence like just for me or the world the world it's gone that's a great question is there one is it easier like which one would you erase from yourself right now and then we'll go to the other one you seem like you had something well i because i i think if it's just like individually or if it's something that could benefit the entire world yeah well do you think that if that would be the same answer uh no benefits no i don't i don't i think that like personally so what do we got here i my first one for me as an individual is i was going to say anger you don't want to be angry yeah i mean i don't i don't think because in my head it's too sexy which logically no no um i just think like personally when i get angry i tend to also get stressed and it and it bogs me down and i don't like it right um but for the world what are the pros of being angry though i honestly i'm sure there are some i can't think of any you have to be like you have to be you have to protect yourself maybe being angry helps a little bit sure but that's more fear yeah i would say that's more fight or flight it's literally in the name you're fighting or you're flighting well anger is kind of a trigger to make you realize something kind of maybe bad's going on you know i mean i think anger is in my head it's a it's like a hostile or volatile response to some stimuli can you talk like a person when you ask a serious question you get serious frank answer i'm the sexiest man alive on the podcast don't you ever fucking judge me i think anger also like if something i did to you would make you angry right so that would be how you get me to stop is if you were angry with me and that would stop me but if there is no anger then what takes place but i think there is a way but i but i think there's a way to convey the like how you're how i'm feeling without getting angry yeah you know because i mean anger leads to what if i'm bothering you again i think there's a way to convey that i i don't i really don't think i get angry very often but the times i do get angry i don't like it yeah so that's my fucking personal answer for the world envy envy envy's a good answer it's a very good answer envy for the world because how much of like i want what that person has i'm going to plunder and you know uh fucking colonize whoa i do feel like envy and jealousy is different right and jealousy is like can motivate you but envy is like you want what like you want to take it right envy feels more targeted i guess yeah i agree envy feels like it has like more more malice with it like jealousy could just be like oh but like envy's like i want it i'm going for it yeah jealousy feels more general we're like um i'm jealous of people who get to go on that trip or something envy is like i envy you like a person yeah it's like it seems more sinister it's a yeah i i definitely think that there is a more negative connotation with envy anxiety is up there i mean i think you need anxiety i was gonna say i watched inside out too recently you need anxiety my friend you definitely need fear as well definitely yeah absolutely uh definitely contentment i mean that's so stupid because like if i get rid of contentment do i still have happiness does one not lead to the other you could be happy and not content i guess yeah you could keep wanting more but be happy that you're like gaining progress right yeah but content means like you're good where you are right also if you're just an unhappy person then you don't have happiness in your life i mean but it doesn't mean that you're happy can you i guess frogs and toads i guess you can have contentment without happiness but can you have happiness without contentment yeah yeah i guess you can what about shame no no no shame shame so if anything we need a little more of that okay amusement i mean what do we do for work i mean we can't get rid of that yeah uh disgust do we need disgust disgust is a tough one i think you need it but like disgust feels so i mean it's one of the emotions in inside out if it's one of the emotions in inside out you need it Well, what about, like, I don't know, you go to the bathroom and you smell poop? how often does that happen to you that that's an essential part of your life that's not what i'm saying i'm saying you want it you want to like or you see like a rotten piece of food on the ground you're like oh it's disgusting you don't want to like lose that and then go play with it or something i mean i don't think that you lose like you're like it's not disgusting anymore yeah but i'm not picking anything up off the ground being like oh look at this just because it's disgusting doesn't mean i'm going to avoid it like you still have all the other stuff you know and i fucked that up what i think that's backwards surprise do we need it we lose surprise birthday parties i'm good i couldn't care less about losing that christmas what about your children oh well that's i mean all right we're talking for the world here then yeah no yeah yeah now we need surprise i think surprise also envy is probably the answer what about contempt what is that contempt i just know it from liar liar do you know what contempt contempt of court well yeah that's what i think of too well contempt is almost like a a feeling of like oh i'd love to feel no you feel poorly about somebody like i don't like that person i feel yeah it's like negative it says contempt refers to the feeling that something or someone is unworthy or unimportant yeah unworthy that's tough that's a tough one i mean i guess i guess that actually is not a bad answer either because like if there was a feeling like i'm thinking of this in the world like i'm thinking of like positions of power and like how many times has it been like well that person doesn't they're not worthy of what they have so i'm going to take it for myself right i guess that's a combination of contempt and envy and jealousy and yeah ooh rage because rage i guess is just rage is like out of control that feels like serial killer like you're raging if you get rid of anger you probably got rid of rage right i mean if i'm on envy that was a good answer envy is a great answer and i i'm that's not only am i the sexiest podcaster on the world i'm also kind of one of the best podcasters in the world i'm also kind of one of the best podcasters in the world i'm also kind of one of the smartest with that answer i might go envy as well it was envy in inside out uh envy uh no oh was envy how many yes yes envy was in the second one so maybe it is important she's it's voiced by uh oh fuck what's her name don't tell me don't tell me everyone shut up uh uh she was in bottoms she was in a couple episodes of uh abbott elementary it's the one she's also from the bear i believe yes that's yeah i should probably know that i although i've never seen that all right show past season episode one fuck what's her name oh man give me a hint a oh i know give me another hint why io ed debris that's what you were talking about i i mean she plays and she plays envy in the second uh inside out oh wow you should watch those movies i know you've never seen them they're really really good i've seen and i've i'm very sensitive so i will see that and cry probably very hardly can you imagine joe watching that that movie the first one and seeing bing bong yeah dude yeah take her to the moon for me fucked my balls when i saw that which emotion here do you think that like well which emotion do you think's like normal but can be too like scary anxiety that's an easy answer normal like when it's like too much in abundance like which one is the worst even though like out of the normal ones anxiety i just said my answer what about love too much well when it's too much what's too much no but see when it gets scary then it becomes something else then it's not love then it's envy or like stalkery kind of what is that like what is like when people are stalkers what is that what emotion that is like what's going on i mean because it's not love you know what i mean like what do you what is this that's a great question i don't know i mean uh obsession yeah obsession yeah but like what is that uh like what are they hoping to gain like friendship or something i mean i i think the fact that you're unable to figure it out proves that you're not a stalker and well yeah i see obsession uh jealousy is that the fucking rain yeah that sounds like there's someone dumping buckets on the building dude no yeah that's totally the rain that's totally hell hell it is raining like hell that's totally the rain totally the rain totally the rain say that spanish word again par par par par paella paella oh i love a paella for one right now that would crush ever have paella no fucking way yeah i have damn it of course he had he's i gotta say you're not like a like typical um this is gonna be offensive it will uh uh it's okay like you like different you try different types of foods and stuff like that ex yeah i got a good palate yeah i explore any food outside i know you don't like beer i know you don't like pickles but any foods that you're just like i don't even think i'm gonna try that um like not even gonna try it i don't know i'll try most things maybe not like certain fish like if it looks like a fish i don't like it really branzino brands the brands baby oh you're gonna tell me you're not getting a roasted brands with like cherry tomatoes dude no get it it just looks like a full it looks it's a fish it's really a full inside whether it looks like it or not it's you're eating yeah the inside they bring it out with the head too it's like oh come on i don't need the eyes but sure you know it isn't it but other than that i'll try every anything 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