#523 - The Pocket Is Hot

Welcome back to the Bay- (upbeat music) - Welcome back to the basement yard. - There she is, the Queen of England. - Are you saying wow? - Wow, that was their way. - Their face looks a little like a doll, like a- - It felt kind of doll-like, to be honest. - It did. - It felt fake. - Yeah. - It felt not real. - Right, is that a new shirt? It's very white. - It's so white, right? - It is, it is new. - Why does fuck? - I got it yesterday. - Really? - I love shirts. I love T-shirts. - White T-shirts? - Like a good, like a good white T-shirt. - Phenomenal. - And this is from, they're not a sponsor anymore. Pear thieves, I'll give them a shout out. It's great shirt. (laughing) - It's great. - Great shirt. - Great boxers too. - Yeah. - I'm boxed out on them also. - What does that mean? - I'm wearing their boxers. - Oh, are you? - Wanna see 'em? - Sure. Are you giving yourself a wedgie over there? What's going on? - No. - I'm in an era of life where I'm really into like, - Wedgie's box. - Oh, I didn't know. Bro, I thought you were gonna say wedgies. - Come on, brother. - There was someone on our show that was into that, remember? - Oh yeah, someone on our show was like, I'm really happy, wedgie kink. I like to give 'em, I like to get crazy. - That's crazy. - I don't know, like you're literally saying, like you have a kink of someone like, scarily ripping your ass hole. Or Perganga. - Yeah. - Like, you ever think about that? Like a wedgie could like go in into Virginia? - I know, but like thongs. Like that's a wedgie, you're wearing a wedgie. - Yeah, I never understood thongs. Like, I like 'em, don't get me wrong. - I like 'em too. - No, nothing against 'em. - How do you feel about G-strings versus thongs? - I don't think I've ever seen a G-string in the wild. As far as I'm concerned, they've just something that exists. - In Brazil? - Like, not even just Brazil, but like, it's like someone says, it's like a unicorn. I think people say the unicorns on a G-corns? What am I saying? - Dude, they got G-corns, G-strings. - That's tough. - Why can't you? - I don't know, I said G-corns and that fucked me up. - I just, I feel like they're not actual things in the world. People just like, yeah, they are, but they don't exist. - No, they're there. - No, no. - It's one line across, one line down between you, Craig. - That's gotta be like, I get someone made them, but why did anyone wear them? Like, you don't need to wear them. - I think it's like a way to like wear underwear, but not really wear underwear. - No, but they're bathing suits, aren't they? - Yeah, those look, I think they're underwear too. Those are ones that look like dental floss? - They literally look like it's a string covering your asshole. - It's a, 'cause a thong, the only difference between a thong is that it's got that little triangle at the top. - Yeah, there's like, a little bit more. - It's a little trying. - I just, like, ladies, - A little triangle's not really doing anything anyway. - Ladies, you don't need to wear them. Like, you could, they'll stop making them if you just stop wearing them, period. - I think that they, they should wear them. I think they look really nice. - Except back, you can keep wearing them. (laughs) - Sorry, too much. - Jesus, sorry. - Well, I'm just saying, like, the little triangle at the top of the thong is not really doing anything anyway, when you think about it. - It just, it seems like it's just a stupid design. - Which one? - Like, bro, underwear should be built for comfort, not for fucking sexy. - I think it is comfortable for them. - Really? - How? - Why? - I've asked this before, but I think that they're like, I don't even know what's there, I don't even know what's back there. - 'Cause it's not like jammed. - Brother, it looks, I mean, I get-- - It looks jammed. - It looks jammed, but I guess, I don't wear them so I can't sit here and make any claims. - You ever put a thong on? (sighs) - What the hell was that, Aunt? - You put one on. - No, no, no, no, I never put a thong on. - I would, just to see what the fuss is. Well, let's all the hubbub, hubbub, hubbub blue. What is it? - Hullabaloo. - Hullabaloo. - Just to see what that's all about. - I just, I feel like it's not gonna go well with our lives. - Yeah, I wouldn't really be jazzed. - And if someone gave me a wedgie wearing that, I'm not kidding, I would fight them. - Well, I'm gonna have a bloody something. - Bro, as an adult, if you give an adult a wedgie, you're crazy. - What? - No, I just sound it, I just the visual picture. - If someone grabbed my thong and ripped it up my ass, I assume there's going to be blood. There will be blood. - If we were a thong, do we have to put it to a side? We're talking about the back. - No, the front has like, I can't hear it. - The front has like something, I mean, I, you know, you'd be spilling out of the thing, big cocked aunt, but-- - Yeah, it's fucking big balls McGee over here. - Yeah, you'd have to pick which way you're gonna put your fat nuts. - We'll be fine. - Well, come on. - What? - Throwing me under the bus like that. - Well, I said, we, you'll be fine. - I got giant fat nuts, too. - I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, they're regular nuts, I don't, I just, I feel like, my, like, I don't have big nuts, but they're heavy, so you have normal size, but like, overly, they're dense, they're dense nuts. I have dense nuts, so like, I don't, I don't see a thong that I could put them in, that it'll support them. You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - It's like a hammock. Like, you know, when you get in a hammock and you're like, oh, I'm too heavy, and the hammock is like, basically touching the ground, that's what would happen if I wore a thong as a man. - Yeah, probably. - I mean, I wouldn't put one on. - I throw one on though, just to say what it's about. - Throw one on and just like, pumps and then just like, la, la, la, la. - No, I mean, I was, no. - You don't think, you don't think so? - Pumps. - Pumps. - Yeah. - I've worn high heels for like a drag show years ago. That shit's crazy. - I-- - The fact that like, unbelievable. - I can't believe women wear them all the time. It's tough. - I just think that women have been tricked by big clothing, I guess. Big, big, big shoe. - Big, high heel. - Big, high heel into thinking that like, this is cool. - This is cooler than like comfort. Like a thong is cooler than-- - Pain is beauty. - Underwear. - Pain is beauty. - Is it? - I don't know what they say. - Like, if I was a woman, you're not getting me in a pair of high heels. - I think that like, it makes the leg look like, like it's a little flexed or something, and maybe that's why. - I don't even know the appeal. - You're thinking of that lamp from that fucking Christmas story movie. - I'm thinking of every heel I've ever seen. - Okay, I'm not thinking of a lamp, okay. But there is that lamp, which is weird. I don't like when people have that in their house. - That's what your lamp is. - Your lamp is a leg. - That is a weird thing, right? - Also, why are dudes into fishnet stockings? What's that about? - That's like an old, that's like an old timey thing. Like, ooh, she's got fishnet, she's ready for sex. What is this for? - I see it. - What are you talking about? - I see it and I immediately think of Matt and Jeff Hardy. - I think this is great. - I swear to God, I see it. People say, oh, fishnet's, ooh, she's a, she's a little devious minks, and I'm like, oh, this is someone that's gonna hit a twist of fate. Swamp Tom Bomb. - Yeah, I'm thinking this, you know what I mean? When I see a fishnet, I'm like, ah, I'm not thinking like, ooh. - Yeah, team extreme, not team blowjob or something. - Yeah, exactly, you know. - I don't know where that came from. - You know what, good on Matt and Jeff Hardy, the professional wrestlers for taking back fishnets from big sexism, and they made it for like rock and roll dudes. - Yeah, you know. - And then those dudes that dress and like dance like this. - Yep, you know who I'm talking to. - I do, I do. - You know exactly who I'm talking about. - Yeah, they do the 49 dances and they wear gas masks. - They wear gas masks, ants pants. - Right. - And 49 dances. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But good for, hey, Matt. - So hookers. - Lita to a degree, she took back fishnets. - Lita, Lita, she popularized the thong. The thong showing. - Yeah. - That was huge. - The thong, like going like over the waist. - Dude, when you're young and you see it, like part of the thong on the hip, that was basically sex at a certain point in my life. - Listen, I was like, that right there. So simple, piece of clothing. Very thin, loved it. Why am I talking like Trump? - Yeah. - Lita, very little in piece of clothing. Big horny. - That's what was happening to me, dude. - I'm with you there, 100%. It was just big horny. - It was giant. - Well, it was the implication. - It was, it was like, oh, that's underwear. - That's underwear. - The implication that that is underwear, like yeah. - Show me your underwear. - Yeah, and then you remember like the fucking people would wear like the bra that had like the top of it was like poking out of their shirt. - And it was a little like a piece. - Again, Lita, now I'm finding out, I'm finding out that Lita, forgive my voice, but I'm finding out Lita, the professional wrestler, was like the standard of like clothing look good on a person when we were 13, 14. - She also wore some like Avril Lavigne pants. - So she was like mixing it up. - But she was throwing around her team extreme like, yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's doing back flips, she's doing back. - Moonsaults and Lita Conorana's in shit. - Lita Conor. - Yeah, dude, that was a good time. That was a good time of my life. - Damn. - Shout out to Thongs on Hips. Anyway. - Thongs on Hips, I mean, I was continuing the show now. - Oh, cool. - But like Thongs, let's sign with Love 'em. - Are you guys, (laughs) you guys went to Catholic school. So like if you saw it, was it like a sin? Is that like another layer of it? - Let me explain what the uniform was in our high school. - I remember it 'cause I dated a girl from your high school. It was slacks. - The women wore slacks and polo shirts. - I remember. - Yeah. - I remember and fucking the loafer of loafer shoes ever. - A loafer, sometimes you would get some girls with like tie the bottom of their polo in like a hair tie, so it'd be a little tighter. - And it would be like, yeah, it'd be like a-- - It goes to the curvature of a boop. - And that was like the best it got. - They would also hem certain inseams of their pants to tighten up around the leg and-- - You went to school with fucking seamstresses and shit? - Apparently. - Well, you could take it to a tailor. - Yeah, I mean, just people that did it. - That one, yeah, yeah. - So that was a good move, I guess? - Yeah. - I don't know. - I remember when girls would do that where they'd take the shirt and they'd like tie it like that. - Mm-hmm. - And it would be like, - Oh, they are taking the slack. - What a idea. - Why, why guys? - Also something I enjoy though. - Just being efficient with the slack? - No, it's not efficient. I just think it looks like, oh, I have a little tie, am I kind of like it? - Weird. You know what I kind of like? (laughing) - This is okay. We're going full, we're fully committed to the kind of liking things today. - That's fine. - Not currently, but I remember a part, a time where I was like, I saw a girl on a bandana and I was like, that's cool. (laughing) - Like left-eye Lopez from TLC? - Yes. - Like that. - And I'm like, oh, I like the, but not in like she needs a wrench and working on something kind of way. - Like the rat. - Yeah, like that. - Like it was like-- - Or be singers. - Like I think Alia had one, right? - I think so, yeah. But I kind of liked the bandana look. I was like, oh, that's fire. - And she had it like that. - That was a big thing in like the late 90s, early 2000s for like the girl groups. Like one of them was like the bad girl and had the bandana. - Yeah. - And it went back. - I think the Cheetah girls did that. - Cheetah girls cheetah sisters. - They had, yeah, watch it. They had the, what's that? The one that's just like, it's a solid. - Remember. - It's like a headband. I think that's what it's called. - I think it might be a headband. - Oh my god. - We recently, when we were in Phoenix, we watched the Lizzie McGuire movie. All of us that night. And then you weren't there, don't nod. And then we threw on some Cheetah girls, Cheetah sisters. 'Cause, well, I mean, such a time in life, you know. I mean, they were sisters. They stood together. - Yeah. - We asked this stuff. - We stand together. What was it? - That's all I know. - To be honest. - We come from one big family, but we don't look the same. I sound different. - I knew that you knew all the words. - I know a lot of them, not all of them, though. I'm still, this is week two of me begging Joey to watch high school musical. - Yeah. - There's a whole era of Disney movies that you just didn't watch. - I missed 'em, man. - And Cheetah girls is like the start of it. - I think I've seen Cheetah girls. - I remember it was like appointment viewing when Cheetah girls came on. - What was it? Who was in the Cheetah girls? - It was Raven Simone. - Yeah. - Adrienne up by now. - And by the way, giant fat crush on Raven Simone when I was younger. - Oh hell yeah. Dude that's so Raven was like the funniest show I ever knew at that time. - I loved Raven, so Raven. - Raven. - Raven. - That's so Raven. - Everybody loves Raven. - That's so Raven. - That's so Raven. - Oh man, that was my Raven impression. That was, we're just gonna. - Yeah, that was fun. - Just kidding. - Take it up. - All those fucking videos, so it was her. It was Adrienne up by now. - Oh, likes her too. - There was the white girl Sabrina. - Don't remember. - That she's just white. - Okay. - And then Kira or Kiri? - Kiley? - Kiley, there it is. - I have it up, I cheated. You've never, you cheated on the Cheetah girls. You've never seen Cheetah girls? - No, I've seen them. - It was basically three LW with Raven Simone. - Three LW. ♪ I'm getting really tired ♪ ♪ And he's poking promises, promises ♪ ♪ I'm gonna add you to my notes ♪ ♪ I'm gonna add them in ♪ ♪ I'm gonna add them in ♪ - What a time for music. - What a time? - What a time. - What a time. - Did you ever see those interviews with the dude from That's All Raven Afterword? - We're talking about Orlando Brown. - Yeah. - Bro, hell yeah. - That guy was out there, brother. - Yeah. - He said some things. - He killed me, bro. - He's said some things. - Has he? I mean, all the videos that I've seen of him are just hilarious. - He's definitely said some stuff. - He said some stuff. - But it makes me laugh. - But it's, but yeah. (laughing) I guess that's the only thing you can't do at that point in time. - Yeah. - Who knows? - Well, I know, speaking of, oh, of the time, when I was watching Cheetah Girls, you best believe that I had some pizza bagels. - That's a segway. - Damn right, I had some pizza bagels. - Ampled up this picture, and it's a plate of pizza bagels, beautiful pizza bagels, unbelievable. - Pizza bagels. - Pizza bagels, non-Mexican. - Where did you, Italian pizza bagels? - Where did you find this? - This was on the internet, but from what I know, this guy, Dana Beers, is what brought the picture of it. - Yeah, first of all, I'm gonna say this. - That's a lot of 'em. - That's two packs. - Can we agree that that snack world of pizza bagels, pizza pockets, incredible. Like, I will ride and die for them. - They're so good and suck at the same time. - Well, the line between them being great and being awful is so thin. - Like, hot pockets, they're good for what they are. They suck. And pizza bagels are similar, and pizza pockets, what's this called? - Pizza pockets, yeah. - No, no, no, no. - Pizza puffs. - Pizza rolls, pizza rolls. - That's the one I'm thinking of. - Protein is pizza rolls. - Yeah. - Those are like, I feel like I'm not eating. - See, here's the thing is, I've never figured out a way to cook them perfectly. - No one knows. - Because you either cook them and then everything comes out and it's just a shell, or you under cook them and they're still cold in the middle. Like, there's no, it's a science that I have yet to figure out. - I don't think the world has that yet. - And I'll be honest with you, I'm gonna figure it the fuck out. - You're gonna keep trying. - Well, it's nice that I have kids now, 'cause I can buy this stuff and have an excuse to have it in the home, makes sense. You best believe we have a freezer full of mozzarella sticks right now, baby. - Before we get into it, do you eat these raw or do you? - Raw. - I'm sorry. - Like cooked, but just as they already put something on it or something. - Oh, no, I just eat them like this. - I do some garlic powder and some sriracha. - Oh, I don't know the sriracha, but I've done garlic powder. - Yeah, I'm just asking. - Do you? - It's a pizza. - No, you just go out. - You guys are fucking Michelin star chefs with pizza bagels. - It's garlic powder. - It's my guy. They're pizza bagels. - I know. - Take them as they come. - No. - Yeah. - So which one, so which pizza bagel here would you pick first? Like what's the best pizza bagel here? - Oh, that's an easy one for me brother. - So wait, are we picking the best or we're picking like which one we would eat first? - Because those are two different things. - That's right. - We could do a couple. - I would not take, and then it's just me eating these or am I got a team of people around me who are all sharing? - I can dog that whole plate very easily. - Let's say you're eating these by yourself. - If I'm eating them by myself, I'm not eating the best one first. - Correct. - Save that for either the middle or near the end. - I'll be honest with you, I'm probably getting the worst ones out the way first. - I probably will get up, see like, look at number three. What a fucking piece of shit. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? What a bastard. - What a dumbass. - I hate that. - 23 too. - Oh my god, 23. 23 might get fucking skipped like a rock. - Yeah. - I might take 23 and just throw it right out. - Three? Here's the thing, three sucks, but it has a good bite on it. - One bite. - Because you're not eating that whole thing but you're taking the bite where that cheese and that sauce is, 100%. - I might go home and have some pizza bagels tonight, honestly. - These are getting me going a little bit. - Yeah. - Getting you going? - You horny over there? - You horny over there for them. - Different age, different. - Be honest. Are you horny? - I feel like just a base level usually. - Wait, I don't need, what? - Oh, you mean because of the pizza? - No, I don't mean that. I mean, what's your baseline that you're kind of horny 24/7? - I think so. Does that not everybody? - You're horny right now for no reason. - I don't know, there's always a reason. - I mean, what's the reason now? - What is the one right now? - What's the reason right now? - There's always a reason. I don't think my baseline is horny. Like, when I get horny, I'm like, oh, horny. It's best not baseline. - Correct. - I'm kind of with you. I think I am-- - You get it. - I think at a level of horn that is slightly elevated. - Yeah. - I don't think-- - 24/7? - I don't think it's ever at the line of horny all the time. - That's fine. It's like, H. - This is a game of horse. - Yeah, it's a game of horse. - I'm not, my baseline is like normal. And then sometimes like, you know, you get in the mood and it's like, what was that? I look a spike and then I'm back down. - I like every now and then I'll think, I'll think of someone else be like, there's those thoughts. - But that's what I'm saying. That's not the baseline. 'Cause something moved your baseline. - Yeah, but like the thoughts are always there. - It's just if I'm allowing them to come to the surface. - Yeah, you're staring at me and Anne. - Well, I know. - I have pizza bagels. - No, like I'm not horny right now. But like, give me 20 seconds. I'll get there. - Less for me. But that's my point. My baseline is like, not. But there is always the prospect of, it could happen at any time. - Yeah, like it's a scary game. We're talking pizza bagels. - Okay. - Why don't we just do this? Let's make it easy. - We're all in agreement that three and 23 are fucking, you know, horrible. - Shoot 'em with a gun. - Yeah. - What's the best one on the plate? - I can give you top three. - I'll give you my top three. Oh my god, personally. - Two, two, two, please. - Two? - Okay, top two for me, 12 and 20. - Where's 12? - 12. - Okay, that's a big fat bitch. 20. Ooh. - I like her. - 12 is also on my list. - Yeah, I wanna say that. 'Cause it's big. - I know what he's gonna say though. - Lot of coverage. - I know what he's gonna say. - Well, he's a saucy boy. And I think he's gonna say he liked something like a 17 or a 16 or a nine. I think he's feeling it. Look at him. He's horny for the saucers. - I mean, I think 11 and 12 are the best ones. - 11! - It's, it's what the hell? - No, 'cause I know what 11 is. 11 is the cheeseburger. Bumbled up under it and there's nothing under and then all the sauces on top look at this misshapen piece of shit You pick a lot. Yeah, I'm not saying it wouldn't taste good, but bro. What are we saying? I also I gotta admit I don't hate ten. I like a little crisp. Mm-hmm. Ten's got too many of the burnt bubbles. You know what I like How did you say that? I like 16. I also think that low key 15 probably tastes bad. Yeah, 15 is a good looking one Absolutely, now here's eight eight damn near perfect. It's not big enough. Look at eight Joey Why did you scream that I see eight? Well, I just don't know why you screamed it because yeah There's one here that doesn't even deserve a number. That's rude. I think so my approach with this if I if this is my plate Which it is because I mean all 20 of those right 24 24 24 and a half well 22 once you take out three and 23 because they're gonna be shot with a gun I'm eating my least favorite first and I'm working my way up to the most delicious. Really? Yeah, that's how I am with peanut M&M's Peanut M&M's I ripped the bag open and I look at them all and I sort them out by like quality Really? Yep, and I'm just like you're dying first because you're you're a pathetic loser. Yeah, you're getting eaten first because you're a pathetic dumbass Okay, and then I wait until I get I always leave like the fattiest nuttiest ones for the end. You want that big nut? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, that's crazy. You don't do this with like your plates of food either like I'm not kidding Thanksgiving I first of all I will say this As you go through life you find out you have different skills that people that Necessarily newer skills. I think I have a skill of putting together a beautiful plate of food Okay, I eat Based off of what I'm most excited to eat you go I segmented wait, so let me actually a question. Yeah, because I was gonna get to this also If you have a full plate of food. Yes, and let's say it is Thanksgiving. So you got a bunch of different stuff Do you eat one thing at a time? Yes, yeah, I don't do that. Yes, I do because I get so excited like I'm like I'm really excited for the ham. I'm gonna leave the ham for last because I it motivates me to get there You need motivation I mean like I create this beautiful work of art. It'd be disrespectful like I love her so much, but Becca everything on her plate mixes it all together. Don't like that and I'm like listen Maybe that gun I killed those bagels with right you might be next. I don't so like she'll just like splash them on each other Yeah, I don't mind that once you start eating it gets a little messy like I will eat some peas with my like Peas on Thanksgiving brother. I don't know. I'm just giving an example of like mashed potatoes Like I'll kind of mix that into other shit and eat some mashed potatoes with another thing You know what I'm saying? It depends. It needs to be the right thing like every now and then I'll take a little bit of turkey Gravy and mashed potatoes and I'll throw them in yeah exactly also mashed potatoes I like to make a mountain and then I make a like a reserve in the middle. Like a volcano. I picked a fucking baby. I make it all up I'm really good at making mashed potatoes Keith when he eats rice. He does this thing that I tried once and I'm like this is pretty good He flattens his rice. That's what I used to do really Flatten the rice. He eats the rice flattened. I'm like. Oh All right. Well my my family you've you hate how my family used to eat rice We flatten the rice on the plate thin layer of mayo on top of it with sliced bananas Oh, it's delicious. It is so good and insane. It is so damn good um What were you just talking about? Oh, so you don't miss so you won't eat things like no sometimes I'll have a bite of mashed potatoes And then I'll go for the I mean, I mean, I'll I'll like taste it But like I really like to like that's eating brother. No, but like I won't like eat the full like a lot of it I'll just be like all right Okay, I got to look forward for that. That's third So if you have steak let's say like veggies and mashed potatoes on the side Do you eat like the veggies first fully? Yeah, the mashed potatoes first fully? Really? You see we go we go to dinner You don't see how I eat I'm focused on me brother. I mean I'm not focused on your eyes though, bitch I'm you want me to watch you eat like oh look at Frankie's there. He's I'm not saying watch me But I mean once you go to enough dinners with people you see that they have different eating habits I see your eating habits my eating habit when you you take a little bit of everything all the time I told you that just now. No, I noticed that bitch. Yeah, I'm sure you did We're yelling at each other. That's fine. What about you do you mix? I start separated and then I mix them together You like it just like the world just like the world you like to bring it together. So like a piece of steak I'll dip in the mashed potatoes, you know, oh Steak in the mash. You are a dirty little gutter slut. I mean I'll I mean I'll if I put a piece of steak my mouth and eat and then the mashedale steak on ATM steak. It's my my my friend can't be my friend steak deserves its own time in the mouth steak gets dedicated time in Frankie's mouth. You know how I feel about my steak. I think it's okay Ah, no, not steak though. Okay, I picked a bad example, but yes, I mix them turkey I could I'll allow it a chicken too Why did I just sell old woman who lives in a shoe? Yeah, a chicken dude Yeah, I mix everything in my mouth. So all right, so here's my approach with this plate The ones that are getting shot in the back of the head are dying. Yeah, then I'm eating my least favorite working it up to my favorite leaving 12 2017 18 like those are good quality ones. Mm-hmm towards the end Okay, 18's good 18, but you have to bite its sideways. It's depends where you bite Because one side's all cheese one side's all sauce if you get it right in the middle So also, let me actually this so something like three shows up on your plate, right? I don't throw it away, but I do eat it like an oyster like I'm like And I just take the top really yeah, and I leave the bread and I'm like oh, it's fucking disgusting I am I fully ride for bagel bites. I fully ride for pizza pockets pizza pizza rolls. Yeah It it is a science to figure out when to eat these things so they don't ruin your mouth Because I'm not kidding the worst I've ever burnt my mouth eating something has been on a pizza bagel when I was drunk one night my I was pizza rolls And like I mean like scarily bad my mouth a pizza rolls I do this thing where I where I bite the end and like you like you squeeze the steel the heat Yeah, no, that's smart. Yeah, cuz I can't you know one time I just went in there You can't just go into a bunch of pizza rolls and just eat them like that. That's crazy That's what I imagine that dude be vote does yeah Guys fucking swallows crazy if you pinch the pizza roll sideways it kind of opens up like an envelope Yeah, then the air comes out that's really good. I that's how you should be with hot pockets because again hot pockets again I mean in the name they're telling you those are pockets of hot their hot is I I it's getting to that time of the year where I need to have hot pockets because I haven't had them and reminded myself how bad they are for me. Yep But I bite and then I squeeze all the hot out Just so I can try to enjoy it Not how temperature works unfortunately, but I get where your head's at. Yeah, no, I know it's it's it I always get burnt Yeah, but like and then it goes in like a radioactive jacket Like I like the jacket hold on. Let's before we touch on this because I do want to talk about hot pockets We do have some sponsors for today and the first one is skims. Okay, skims. 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But I got to have hot pockets. It's time. It's time. I haven't had one in a very long time. There's only two acceptable hot pockets that you can have. The pizza ones and the bacon, I can cheese ones. The people that get like. I wouldn't dream of eating that. Why? The people that get like ham and cheese hot pockets. Don't even make them. You're eating eggs. Microwaved. So? No. Oh, you draw the line at that. But you'll have. I do regular pizza. I then pepperoni pizza. That's all. Oh, the meatball shut up. I don't even know. That was a thing that existed. They have like a meatball one. What's in it? Meatball, like meatball par? It's like a little. It's basically meatball par. I'm in a hot pocket. Actually, it doesn't sound that bad. But it's just not right. There's only the only acceptable one. It's not right. It's just not right. The pepperoni pizza one is hot. Oh! Because then you pull out a slice of pepperoni and it's just hotter than the sun. It is. And it is gonna get you. Yeah. Let's do some hot pockets in here. That would be nice. Hot pockets. Why don't they want to work with us? What are we gonna do? We'll help bring hot pockets back. No one is as passionate about food as me. I love food. What? Go. I have an idea. I think if we did a basement yard hot pocket collab and it could be like the basement pockets. That sounds like your butt. That sounds like an asshole. Yeah. Come eat our basement pockets. You'll love the taste. Maybe not a good marketing. I think that'd be incredible. And there's like hot dogs in them. Hot dogs in Sour Crout. Frank, that's disgusting. What? You're gonna fill a hot pocket with hot dogs in Sour Crout and nothing else is gross. Okay. Okay. Okay. Put something. Hot dogs and some things. Chicken parm. I would like that. Listen. Hot pockets. I'm sure they thought of let it come out. Talk to us about our basement pockets. Okay. Yeah. I think this could be a really cool collab. Our backdoor chocolate pocket. Yeah. Let's see. What about dessert pockets? Well, the fact they haven't gotten into dessert pockets is crazy. This is a missed opportunity. Put some Nutella in hot pockets. Hot pockets. Just because it's hot doesn't mean it can't be sweet. Right. Like a Nutella, a banana strawberry Nutella hot pocket. Banana strawberry. What are you making a smoothie in the pocket? That's what a popular dessert is. What? Nutella. Oh. And slices of banana and strawberry. God, I got it. I was thinking like a mix. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, hot pockets. First of all, we came up with this idea. So if you take our basement pockets, you're in trouble. Okay. Leave our basement pocket alone. Or smores hot pocket. See. And it could be a cinnamon dusted pocket. Frank, now you're fucking speaking my language. Why don't you start saying cinnamon dusted shit. Now I'm getting fucking. Now my baseline has been raised over. And now you're horny. Yeah. Hot pockets. Sweet treats. Cinnamon roll and apple cinnamon. Cinnamon roll is a really good one too. See cinnamon. Can I ask you something? Why did you have to hurt us? Why did you have to tear us down? Let us think that we had special basement pockets. Wait. Hold on. We should get a cinnamon bun. Hot pocket in here. Okay. I can do that. Can we do a hot pocket taste test to really put it? Get every pocket. Get that order. Two of every fucking pocket that exists. And three. Three. Three. That's two packages. 'Cause they come to in a package. You just hit them with a richer Nixon. Yeah. Look at that. That's a very political episode. Ant. Yes, sir. How many hot pockets do you think there are? Oh, we got to eat the veggie one. I'll do it for a science. Right. Ant. Our next Patreon episode. Go by every flavor of hot pocket you can find. On this budget. Yeah. Okay. You spend hot pockets. 15 fucking hundred bucks on puppets. Yeah. There's a lot of, I'm scrolling. There's a lot of hot pockets. That's what you can find at the store, though. No, I just go to the hot pocket website and order all of them. How many are there? Hot pocket. Hot pocket does direct to consumer. Yeah, it's your D to C, baby. Well, so there's 12 per page. There's more than four pages. 40. Clearly no. All right, we'll have to look at them all. Well, read us the flavors. We're not getting 400 pop pockets. Listen, my guy. It's 48. Read us. Read us the flavors. I'm going to give you a thumbs up if we're going to do that one. Hi, protein, barbaca style beef. Barbacoa, you white fucking devil. Barbaca. Oh, it's like a star war. Oh, I see. I see you. True Baca. Barbaca. I see the oh now. The glass is, I need a new prescription. There's high protein Chipotle chicken. Wow, yeah, we do that. Literally dipped into the world. Sausage, egg and cheese. Okay. Ranch lovers, pepperoni. I don't know about that there, Bob. Yeah. Steak and cheddar crispy crust. Oh, this is the whole thing crispy. I don't know. Philly cheese steak. There's a lot. Anything cool, anything like weird. Barbaca. Barbaca, yeah. Yeah. No, they're pretty normal barbecue recipe. Ooh. What is barbecue recipe? I think it's just beef. Oh, and then there's the pizzas. Yeah. Those are the, those are the, those are the, the, the creamy like crap. Hitters. Um, no, they're all what you would expect. All right, listen, I'm not kidding. We don't need 48. We don't need 48 boxes at 48 flavors, but we do need at least 20. Hot, habanero, pepperoni and sausage. That sounds great. That'll fucking ruin your day though. Yeah. Not only would the temperature be hot, but the spice will be hot as well. I think, let's put this together. You and I will talk on the back end. So 10 each, I think is totally fine. But we need to get flavors like good, like different flavors. We can't just get. You need to go to a grocery store. to a grocery store. We'll do some research we'll do some research. We'll talk in the back. Damn we're doing all this free plugs for fucking hot pockets But what I was thinking is that maybe for a video we do a power hour of pizza rolls Just every minute every minute you eat a pizza roll see if you can do it the easiest thing I've ever done ever you think you need 60 pizza rolls. How hard is that? I think I could maybe not bagel bites, but pizza rolls How many I think I'll give them 35 are you outside of your mind? Yo, honestly, you might be I could eat 400 of those things. I could not I could probably I could get No I get so frustrated lately. I can't speak on this show. It's so annoying That was a good point That was really good. I just think listen Yeah, we single-handedly brought back pop tarts. We can agree on that right? We can agree. I mean Someone gave me a spider-man box a pop-tart box. That was nuts. That was awesome. Yeah, that was crazy. That was really cool I'm just saying I think if hot pockets is looking to get back into the world a little bit more Why not allow us to help them and they help us they provide us with fresh. What are you trying to get out of their hot pockets? And we're the basement yard bitch. I'm that's not what I mean. I mean like it's just a hot pocket like it. It's a popular thing. It is who You're trying to squeeze a couple dollars in a couple bucks. You know a couple bucks Listen Christmas is right around the corner, you know Just like a Christmas was sponsored by hot pockets pumpkin spiced hot pocket. That sounds disgusting pumpkin spiced Latte pocket I don't know how that would work. I don't know. It's liquid in a pocket. I don't know I think they could do they could do like a pumpkin spice cinnamon roll bro fucking cinnamon roll hot pocket I'm fucking dog in that bitch. I think there's so many options. That's just got to be 450 calories Each I can you look up what a serve what's the serving size? What's the serving size and what's the caloric intake? And the sodium of what the sodium is going to be up there brother that shelf life Okay They're they vary per but the pepperoni pizza is from 310 to 360 calories. Yeah Not per per per duo or per oodo. I think it's duo. It may come in singles. It's per Uno No, it's so us one serving is one pocket. Yes. One serving is one pocket. Okay Okay, I have the back of the box. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How much sodium is in a box is one sandwich? So what they call so what how much sodium is in that 720 milligrams that's 31% of your daily intake? That's not as high as I thought it would be That's a lot of course. It's a lot. You're having two thirds of your sodium intake from a two hot pockets Because be fucking honest. You're eating both of them. You're not eating one. Why are you saying both they come in singles? No the box. They come to in a box No, this box holds five. So it varies. I thought you were talking about like they come in bags I know they come in individually wrapped pockets. I don't I've never eaten two hot pockets. Oh, that was that was the norm baby to yeah No, I won what yeah, you I we've acknowledged that you're eating habits are stranger than mine Stranger you're eating both out of the box. Yeah, how's that not the strange one? I'm eating the serving Well, I'm just gonna eat only one hot pocket. What what hunger is that craving? So I satisfy what craving is that satisfying? Well, it's all about the hunger that you let yourself get to before you choose to eat a hot pot I'm hungry always all the time for every food Every always everything so right now you're hungry for cotton candy. I could eat Something always yeah, like it is a problem. I I think I have That like I am always down to eat. Yeah, DTE baby. Yeah, always down to eat. What's your next in his back? They also pretty much all have 10 grams of protein per That's not bad. That's games, baby That is pretty good. That's pretty good. That's more than like what does the high protein barbaka one have? That's a great question that one I'd have to look up specifically. I don't know how to spell it. Give me a second barbacoa barbaco high protein barbaco beef 20 grams holy shit dude. That's like an actual that's like a protein shake that I have Dude this whole like have you seen the like The world is just going toward like putting protein in everything now There's like protein sodas that are like 30 grams of protein, and it's like a can of soda. I wouldn't be able to do that. I mean what is it? I don't know. I don't know. They somehow put way in there. I don't know Like what is going on? I mean, it's just like I have a allie pops because they're high in fiber Grounds a fiber in there, and if I poured one out in a glass once and it just looks like you're gonna shit your pants, dude You're supposed to have a lot of fiber. Isn't like eight grams the daily intake? No, I think it's like everyone's under I think it's you're supposed to have like 18 or something 18 grams. How much fiber are you supposed to have each day? Oh? Like apparently that's like an issue with a lot of people nowadays is that they don't get enough fiber in their diets So here take it in soda There's three grams of sugar in it, and oh no, I love them. We have them all the time. They're incredible. Yeah, like 25 to 38 grams right that's a lot of fiber. Listen Soda is having its time in the fucking sun right now really is and I am very happy for soda I also I know I'm super late, and I have no idea why or whatever. I had no idea that diet soda was zero calories had no clue I don't trust diet soda. I don't know what it is as far as I'm concerned. It is like from another planet I think it's a great Alternative to soda, but like ollie pop. There's another big brand that I can't it's on the tip of it poppy poppy Bro unbelievable the poppy orange soda is So fucking good. I'm afraid there's all these like big like there's like a lot of like and I'm sure with enough time There stuff will come out that maybe they are not as healthy as they are claiming, but like Half-day remember those ice teas that I show you they make like probiotic ice teas and shit like that like drinks are having a time Drinks are coming back. Yeah, they are probiotic stuff scares me. It's I mean why cuz I was that shit up Aren't you drinking like little things? It's bacteria. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, but it's good back to you It's a butcher. I know they're entering me, you know. Oh Now now now now you know now you know now you're All right, what you're letting these little microorganisms munch on your belly. Yeah, you're eating like little bugs kind of yeah You damn right you are. I mean the bugs are everywhere bro. Why don't I say it like Yeah, you're there everywhere. I guess uh, what's what's germs? What's uh, you know, maybe if I close my eyes No, no, no, it's not it's just get over the fact that you're drinking bacteria You you like yogurt? really What a yogurt that's active bacteria Yes, we're lactobacillus bitch See can't get science. That's like it. That was in Harry Potter hell. Yeah, I just fucking Bacillius your shit Yeah, I just think Food like brands right now are having a big moment in the sun. I want to be along with it hot pocket Let us let us let us be along for the ride hot pockets. I just want to eat this cinnamon roll one I just I want it. I want to enjoy a hot pocket for the 30 seconds that I'll probably enjoy Yeah We're gonna get some hot pockets in here for sure But we also have to get to these sponsors anymore sponsors. 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I've smelt it and been like, it can't taste that bad. I don't feel that way. Really? No. I love the smell of like sunscreen, that I will say. So like, I guess it makes sense that it would taste good too, right? I mean, if you like the smell, then they do. Like, what's something you love to smell of that you think wouldn't taste good? Soap. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Now that I said it, it sounds stupid. Yeah, no, no, for breeze. That's tough because I don't even know, you know, it looks mad, good? Windex. Oh, windex looks tasty. Yeah, don't drink it. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah. Don't make sure we say that. Of course. You know, I mean, yeah, all these things that they look delicious, but they wouldn't, they would kill you. Like, I get why kids were eating tide pods. They look good. They look like gushers. Yeah. They look like a really sick gusher. Yeah, that's true. But don't do it. Don't do it, don't eat it. Don't eat it. Kids end up in the hospital. When you try this, they made like weird ones. Didn't they make a mustard one, Van Luin? Van Luin hasn't really let me down. Every time I've ever had it, it's been good. I don't think I've ever had a Van Luin ice cream. Really? They make a honeycomb one that's fucking. I'm into it, though. I'm not against. I'm like a little bee. I'm like a little bee, bro. The honeycomb one, I'm like, oh my god. You're like a little bee buzzer, right? Yeah, buzzer, right? You know, give me that honeycomb, shit, bitch. I went in there. They had the nerve to ask me. It's like one scoop or two scoop. When you think of a bitch or something? They have stores? Yeah, bro, they got mad stores. Where? Everywhere. I walked into one and I was like, can I get the honeycomb? She's like one or two scoops. I almost fucking slapped their hair off. I was like, two. Double. You try to clean that up, but you just committed to slapping her hair off. Yeah, what did you think I was trying to say? I don't know. I just didn't know where you were going. How did you slap anyone? We know that. The only thing I got slapped was that ice cream on the back of your throat. You could say that again. There's little pieces of honeycomb in it. And I was like, oh my god. I do love honeycomb. I don't think about it. And the cereal honeycombs. Yeah, I think they made like a mac and cheese one. I think they made a mustard one. They have also pizza one. They have one. Pizza ice cream? Yeah. I don't know if I like-- No, no, no, no, no, no. They have one that's just called planet earth. That's weird. What is that? Tastes like dite? I don't know. Yeah, what would that taste like? Dirt. Dirt and grass. Yeah. Dude, hear me out. A grass flavored ice cream? I would not like freshly cut grass. OK. Yeah. Yeah. This is going to sound weird, but I hope that you're with me here. But imagine they made a flavor that was like wind. No. Sorry, buddy. Move on. I maybe like-- maybe like-- You know when you get a good wind summer rain? Like, you know when it's like hot as shit out in the rain on concrete? Rain on concrete. I don't mind that. I would go nuts for that. Yeah, I don't mind that. There is also-- And then there's just bourbon cherry-- Oh, hot honey. Ooh. I can tap, tap, tap, yeah. I can definitely-- oh, here's a good one. Here's a good flavor for an ice cream. A barbershop. Fuck you. You never walk into a barbershop? Like that smell? No. No way, dude. I'm sorry. You also nearly went on your phones. Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. A barbershop. But you got to-- that means you have to have a little bit of hair in it. I don't need hair. I'm saying the smell of a barbershop, you walk in. Imagine you could take that and make it an ice cream. I know one. I know one. If it was an ice cream, but it was flavored of old leathery book. Yeah. An old book, old book. I'm ascending to space. Sorry. Ooh, I got another one. How about an ice cream that's like an exploded firework? I do love that. And also the feeling of the concussive blast. So if they can make it so there's a feeling of a firecracker in my ice cream. Like pop rocks? No. Like an explosion. Idiot. Duh. That's what I meant. I think you ever go like, you know when the fireworks are over and then the winds come in, so you get to smell that? I do like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about this? This is a real simple one. Coins. What about coins? I wrote pennies. I'm more of a nickel girl. You know, like a nickel flavored ice cream? You can't scare me like that, dude. You know what you did, right? You know what you did. Coins. I think now this might, we all agree on this. Sure. Trix yogurt flavored ice cream. Yeah. I mean, that basically was ice cream. I know. I know. You remember those tricks, yogurts? Yeah. And you opened it up and you saw that dumbass rabbit. Yeah. And you just wanted to be like not here, rabbit. Yeah. Go back to your rabbit hole. Rabbit. Starting to get less relatable. Um, I wrote down like whatever an Oscar tastes like? An Oscar? Scare. Like success. Success flavored ice cream. Yeah. I'd see that. Tennis balls. Tennis balls. Tennis ball ice cream. Oh my god. Dude, the feeling of cracking open a thing at tennis balls. They know what they're doing making that like a fucking tunic. You know, who should start making ice cream? Rolex. Let Rolex make an ice cream. And they're just like, what is it? And they're just like, it's Rolex ice cream, maybe. You don't even need to know that if you can't, we're all out of flavors. We don't have the ice cream. We actually want it. We got to wait for four years. What about, oh, I don't know. I don't know. What about this gasoline ice cream? I don't hate it. I don't hate it. It can't taste like gasoline. It could smell like it. It smells like gas. But this gas, there's fire. Or just like gas though, you know, like gas, gas. Okay. Wheat ice cream. I'm shocked at it. That's probably a thing, right? Yeah, in probably. There probably isn't thing already. Yeah, probably. I would imagine that someone has made wheat ice cream. I got, um, what about marbles? I don't hate that. You know, because like, you ever see a bowl of marbles? You like, I want to put that in my mouth. But that's just dip in dots. That's true. But more glassy, any more glass. You guys might not follow me here. And it doesn't make sense. I like this. But if it was ice cream and it was flavored after cow udders, because here's the thing. I don't know if they taste good, but they look like they would taste great. You want to wrap your lips around another? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. I think I'm in. Yes. Yeah, I think I'm. We got them. Just like they're like beautiful, fat and pink. Speaking of pink. Rosé. Rosé ice cream. Bubbly ice cream? That's got to exist already. Probably. Probably. Yeah. Oh, Guinness ice cream. I think that definitely exists. Yeah. That probably exists. In on that. What about like the white foam the ocean makes when it hits the sand? That's disgusting. I think that's urine. Oh. Is it? It's not urine. It's like sea foam and it's disgusting. But it looks disgusting. No, you're weirdo for liking that. No. No. You're weird. No. Loser. Top of it. Middle fingers are back. I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I'm trying to think of something else. I thought it looked tasty. I got more here. I know what I think is a good flavor, but I don't know what it would taste like, but if something was called this, then I'd be like, that probably tastes really good. Comfy couch. I kind of, I'm with you on that one. I'm with you on that one. You know what I want? The last day of school before Christmas break smell. You're trying to embody a feeling now. It's not even a smell. Yeah, duh. Okay. Yeah. What do we talk about ice cream? Yeah. Oh. What would it taste like? A little bit of Coca-Cola and some stale pretzels and a, a, a fourth of a sliver of pizza. And then like, just like cookies at your teacher made that are kind of burnt, but like she made them so you have to eat them because you feel bad. And then like, the little like plastic baggies that like the one kid's parent from the class that like clearly went overboard made that has like a, like a Christmas pencil. eraser in there and something like that. Eraser ice cream. Yes. I wrote that down. Did you? Yeah, I did, right? Eraser. Yeah. That whole thing you did. Yeah. But the eraser in there. Eraser. Like the elastic book fair ice cream. Classic book fair ice cream. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's made with pieces of like the magazine. You remember the like the scholastic book fair like like fucking catalog that you would get. That was like a tissue paper. They ripped that up and they put it in there. And he could probably be like, oh, that's a goose bumps. Stay with me. Maybe this is a little crazy ice cream flavored ice cream. And it's just more, it's just more of the flavor. Like it's so concentrated ice cream. Pizza bagel ice cream. Can you say that exists? Yeah. You're the little little little lemon. No, no, no, but you put a scoop of it on a bagel. And it's pizza bagel. Pizza ice cream bagel pizza. Pagel. I'm delirious and basically high because of all these cough drops. What about popery? No, no, no. I like it. It reminds me of like grandmothers. No, no, no. Grandma ice cream. No. What about if you could, oh, suvlucky. Yeah. Suvlucky ice cream. Lujairo. You know, you got to be John meat stick. Yeah, baby. With like the barbecue and the lemon and the pepper. And they put a big ass piece of fresh Italian bread on the end of it. I wrote another one. I don't know if I should say it. Say it. I wrote your mother. I wouldn't laugh at that if I was you. Are you talking about his mother? General. General. Everyone's mother. That's crazy. I want to say he left your mother too. I want to say he left. I saw it. I didn't laugh. Did you not see the look of bewilderment on both of our faces? Nothing to throw at you. Oh, it's out. Yeah. That's what I was doing. Because guess your mother is a blanket statement. So that's my mother. That's his mother. Technically you could be your mother too. Technically. Hey, man. Sometimes you take risks. What about diaper? No. No. Absolutely not. No, not into that either. I just think like I kind of don't hate the idea of the sunscreen. Because like, be honest. Like you smell sunscreen and you like it. So like if they can make it taste like not chemically, I'm not the whole thing. But no, you can smell a certain way, but taste it differently. Yeah. You know, it's Kilo Axe Body Spray. You love Axe. I don't take it easy. When I was 14, I loved it. Oh my god. You loved it. I remember they had one. It was a brown one. There was Kilo. There was the brown one. I think it was called like Sensations. Sensations. I got to look up to get Axe Body Spray. I had sensations. Did you? Axe Body Spray Sense, a 12 pack. You can get a 12 pack. Who would need that much Axe Body Spray? Someone that really likes them. So there's anarchy for him. Stop. That's the name of one of the sets. What are you wearing? Anarchy for him. Africa. Africa. Alaska. What? Apollo. Black night. Black night. And black. Black night. Apollo. Africa. That's a trend. Musk. Musk. Yep. Wild. Wild. Marine. That's got to be a green leather and cookies. That's why those two things together. Dark temptation. There it is. That's what dark temptation. Okay. I say cream sensations or something. You just said sensations. I think. Whatever. Excite. Excite. Gold. Gold temptation. The other gold is just gold. This one. Attempt. Icebreaker and ice chill. Where's the old ones? 2004 Axe Body Spray. Wasn't there one that was just chocolate? Probably. I feel like I remember that. I might have had that one. Listerine ice cream. Listerine. Yeah. Oh, dude. Come on. What are you? Shut down. That one out of all the ones. Yeah. Here we're talking. All right. You ready? These are the 2004 sense for Axe Body Spray. Oh my God. It's going to be insane. Shock. Shock. Yeah. Instinct. I'm just glad it was an incest. Kilo, which was my favorite. Kilo. Kilo. Why? That was the best one. Vice. Vice. Clicks. CLIX. Clicks. Yeah. Essence. Mm. Of course. Essential. Touch. Touch. And Phoenix. Who are naming these? The horniest people in the world. On the planet, dude. It's crazy. That's your base level. I thought the names were cool. Yeah, you'd be into it. If podcasting and comedy and this stuff doesn't work out, I think I have a future in naming Axe Body Spray. I also do too. I think that there's a chance that I could be good at it. It's your dream job. Do they still sell Axe Body Spray? You know they do. I don't. You just said they sold 12 packs. Oh, yeah, that's right. That should cover you your entire life. I want to get a vintage bottle of Axe Body Spray. Vintage. Vintage. I don't know if you describe that as vintage. I mean, why not? It's a 21-22-year-old bottle. You think it still smells like Kilo? It ages like one. Whatever, that smells like. Oh, man. Well, there you have it, folks. How's your day? You see? See what? That's a beginning of the show. No, it could be an end. What do you got going on tonight? Tonight. Seahawks Cardinals. You're giving away when we're recording this. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you think? Seahawks. Yeah, that's an easy one. You want a couple bucks on it? Haven't. Good for you. How's your fantasy team doing? One and two. Yeah, not great. You are? We're doing small talk. I don't do fantasy. Why not? Why not do small talk? I don't like it. You? Do I like small talk? Yeah. I like medium talk. Give us, give us an example of a medium talk. Like, so how's the weather a small talk? Yeah. Like, when's the last time you got caught in the rain? Medium talk. It's such a fun question. When's the last time you got caught in the rain? Why is that funny? Not what I was expecting. I'm picturing like a situation where you would ask someone out of the blue like, what's the last time you got caught in the rain? Like, imagine like meeting someone for the first time. I don't know. I don't know. Third question in. I don't think that's funny at all. Oh, sorry guys. What do you think the sun tastes like? Kilo. From act. No, Phoenix. Well, obviously. Or touch. Do you think you could be able to think if I sprayed you could you could identify this male? Are you insane? Absolutely not. And I'm sure they all smell like relatively similar. Well, I imagine there's a difference between dark and dark night. Or black and black night. What was it? I think it was black night, Apollo, and something else. Ice, clicks, vice, vice, clicks. Yeah. What was worse? Axe or bod? I forgot bod existed until right now. I used to have bod. bod was like, I love the commercials. That's like, you spray it and a woman shows up and like, humps this guy's like, what is this? It's like, this is for 12 year old boys. Yeah. It isn't. By the way, you just loved it. It was definitely marketed toward kids by age or age. The commercials were grown men. Yeah, but it was like, they're like, here, it's a stocking stuffer. I don't think that was the commercial. I used to get Axe. I had a lot of colognes and body sprays as a kid. I didn't have any. I had an axe. You smelled like shit. I smelled fine. No. He smelled like shit. And you smelled like clicks. I did. I smelled like touch and vice. And T-Lo. You smelled like vice, dude. I think I smelled great. I had Michael Jordan Cologne. Had a basketball on the bottle. It was good. Outside Kira. You remember Kira from Maxon? That was a big one. What was the curve was a big one? Curve was a big one. Yeah. What was the one from Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch? Something like that. It was like, oh fierce. Oh, I don't remember that one. I remember that. Do a weird thing at the time. Remember when people would like, 13 year old kids would be outside of Abercrombie and Fitch with bathing suits on? Do their shirts off just stand there? Like here, 15 year old girl. Go stand outside in a bikini. at the mall. Weirdos. It was a time. It was a Wild West. It really was. The Wild Wild West. Don't start singing the song. We're going to get out of here before Frank starts singing "Will Smith's Songs." But thank you guys so much for, you know, hanging around. Like we said earlier, the Halloween merch is available now. Shop.Sanagostudios.com to get yours in time for Halloween. Send us some pictures if you buy it. And let us know. We love seeing that from you guys. You know, there's also some tickets left, especially for Hollywood, Florida. That's going to be a really fun show. Danny's opening that show. It's going to be a party really excited for that. Basemar.com. And submit. The Basemar.com/submit. Send that in as well. And yeah, we'll see you guys out there. We're going to find you. And, do you want to see you guys next time? Thank you so much. Wait, wait, wait. What do you want to say? That is jokes aside. That is getting rude. You could find me at the Frank Alvers everywhere. Also, maybe on eBay buying vintage axe body spray stuff. Yeah. And you could find Ant on the top 10 FBI's most wanted list. He's been on there for a couple of years. That's the joke I'm ending with. Solid. That's it. We'll see you guys next time.