517 - Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies

This is Matt Rogers from Lost Culture East, that's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture East, that's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. We've been talking about Kewpie mayo for a minute now, and wow, so many of you already love this stuff. And if you're thinking, wait, what is Kewpie? Do you not have the internet? It's the OG Japanese mayonnaise, the one with the red cap. What makes it different? Egg yolks. Kewpie is made with egg yolks only, giving it this rich umami flavor that elevates everything. Chefs use it, restaurants use it, where chefs work, of course. Food and flavor lovers use it. You haven't tried it yet? Well, find the red cap and see what everyone's talking about, why don't ya? Kewpie. The original Japanese mayonnaise. Kewpie. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Five days, Katie Zachariah out. I believe that's her name. She was the press secretary. We hardly knew her. And she's out. She had a disastrous. first up at bat. And they pulled her. And because, frankly, this is not the time for bad liars. This is not the time in this administration where they need people who cannot lie convincingly. This is the time to bring in the top-level liars who are well-versed and who can come in. and spin a fable. Because nothing's going well. Everybody's turning on each other. And at this point, Trump is increasingly isolated. People are preparing for a post-Trump GOP. He's losing his political power. And in a few weeks, they might be. and I would imagine they would be facing it. They're going to have a Democratic Congress. They'll have a. potentially a Democratic Senate. And then there's just going to be impeachment investigations. I would imagine they're going to launch. the Democrats are going to launch investigations into the crypto scams and into the stuff Hegseth is doing. And they. you know, to their credit, they were like, what if we live-streamed an execution to get the people back? Because the gas is up and the food is up and the prices of things are up. But they did, to their credit, they were in the situation room or one of the rooms and they were going, listen, just spitballing here, what if we shot someone in the head on live television? What if we live-streamed an execution? Would people be that upset that the gas is very expensive and the food is expensive? Would they care if they knew that the gas is very expensive and that they could go home and watch a live-streamed execute? Now, I don't know if it was going to be free or if you were going to have to pay. I don't know if there was going to be a version of it where there was like an ad-free execution if you paid sort of like a premium package or if it was going to be like you can watch the execution with ads for free, which I think would have been fair. Like, it's kind of like if you pay a premium and you have a better package, you'll get an execution ad-free, but maybe, you know, you might have to sit through a couple of ads right before the execution because they would place the ads in a way that you had to watch them. So they would be like, and is everybody ready for the execution? Yes. May God have mercy on you. Your soul, yes. And then a nice ad break and you'd have to sit there, you'd have to watch the ads and then it would come on and then the Fort Hood shooter would get shot in the head. But that was their idea. Now, because they're running out of things to do. This is the thing I talked, remember when they did that UFC event on the White House lawn and I was like, that's the last, that's the final party? And it was. And they're thinking, we can't do that again. Like we can't have another UFC fight. We had motocross on the White House lawn. It was fun. People got really excited about that. Some guy yelled at Michelle Obama was a man. I mean, they were in, as Bill Hicks would say, they were in hog heaven. That being said, you know, you can't do that again. So Pete Hegseth came out and goes, let's shoot someone on national television or let's live stream it online. Let's kill people. Let's start killing people in front of the country. Like, you know, it's not enough to kill them or have people know that they're dying. I mean, these events are reported. They're covered in the media. It's not a secret. But we want to show it to people. We want Pete, because the American public, if nothing else, they have a blood lust and we should satiate that because again, everything's so expensive and they can't really send the kids to college. And nobody can own a house and mortgage rates are seven and three quarters now for a 30 year fixed. But they have an insatiable blood lust. That's their concept of the American people that the American people have a deep and some of them do have a deep insatiable blood lust and they like violence and they've, you know, they love violent movies and TV shows and video games. So why not give them the real thing? Why not turn this execution into like something they would watch on the dark web? And here is Pete Hegseth describing his rationale for this. Here he is, Pete Hegseth, friend of our show. He, you know, we really, we think he's done a phenomenal job. We've won the Iran war and things are good. So, you know, every in Saudi Arabia is happy about it, even though their airports are getting bombed and, you know, everything's good. So, Pete Hegseth is now going to explain why he thought it was a good idea to live stream this execution. Here he is. Execution by firing squad. Army major betrays his country. Radical Islamist kills a bunch of Americans at Fort Hood. Of course, we're going to do it at Fort Hood and do it on a Thursday. We're going to do it at one o'clock, which is when he did it. And it's going to be soldiers with rifles executing the firing squad. Ads or no ads? Ads or no ads? How are we doing it? Subscription? How are we monetizing it? Is it subscription? Is it an ad model? What are we doing? This is going to. Now, by the way, they've pussied out and they're not going to do this. But this is part of their content strategy. Everyone has to have one now. Sorry. Sorry. Everyone's got to have a content strategy and everyone does whether they admit it or not. You have a content strategy. That's every company on earth. Hershey's has got it. They got a guy doing TikToks dressed up like a Hershey Kiss. Whatever. Everybody. We're going to talk about the Fall of Crumble cookie soon. They had a content strategy. They just sent cookies to a bunch of kids and then they put out this soda and tried to kill all of them. It was like Halloween 3 with the masks. Anyway, here's the point. They were trying to kill children and that's why their locations are closing. But all of these companies that went viral seemingly overnight, they all have these content strategies. It's not enough anymore to have. We grew up with commercials on television. You'd watch a commercial. You'd get a product. Nobody watches TV anymore. So you got to give your products to an army of influencers who are then creating content using those products, consuming those products all the time. This is now how companies are generating interest in their products. The White House content strategy was to execute a man and Pete Hegseth is describing it as such. He's not talking about. It's very interesting if you listen to what he says. He's like, it's narrative. He's like, American turned on his country, shot a bunch of Americans. We're doing it at Fort Hood. We're doing it on a Thursday. We're doing it. It's a content strategy. And now, of course, several of the people that were going to participate in the execution wanted religious exemptions because they were like, listen, even though we're going to kill this guy and we believe he's going to kill him, we believe he should be killed. We don't. I don't want my son or daughter watching me kill someone. So we don't think this should be public. And of course, Pete Hegseth was like, don't these pussies understand that we have a duty to provide content to the American public who has an insatiable bloodlust? Don't they get it? Oh, blah, blah, blah. I don't want my kids seeing me kill someone. Hey, buddy, we have deliverables. We have to. Give people a show. That's what we're doing. We got to take their mind off their lives a little bit by killing someone. Let's continue with Pete Hegseth here because, again, this is going to surprise a lot of people. I agree with him not necessarily about this public execution, but I agree with him that the administration is in need of a content strategy and I think think if they started publicly executing people on a monthly basis or a weekly basis in different fun ways, that's going to get some eyeballs. Now, are you going to get the audience you want? We don't know. We don't know. You never know that. I really like my audience. I do stand up. They come out. They're fun. They laugh at the jokes. They're not super sensitive. You know, we've got people that are insane. Of course, I'm a little insane. So you tend to attract that. I mean, what audience are you going to get to just watch public live streamed executions? Maybe not the one you want, but eyeballs are eyeballs. And it's a strategy. So I do agree with Pete there that we need to pivot to a content strategy. And so here he is again. Let's listen to a little more of him. It hadn't been since World War II, since we've done that. Well, I kind of like the mentality we had in World War II, which was win, which was, I understand when the enemy attacks you, you need to stand your ground. So it was a radical Islamist terror attack. Remember what Obama called it? Workplace violence. I mean, that's what we're up against. That's the worldview we're up against is workplace violence. CVE. We know what it is. It was a radical Islamist attack in uniform inside the ranks. And so he's going to get a firing squad of soldiers, as it should be. And we'll make sure that people are able to watch it, that it's public, because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things. Has Major Hassan made any final requests, reached out to the president, anything like that to your knowledge? Don't care. We'll see him on December 3rd. December 3rd, Fort Hood, ladies and gentlemen. Now, you know, Netflix is firing people. They just got rid of their head of whatever, Bella. She supposedly liked me. Now, I don't know if that's true, but she's out. Very sad. RIP. They fired a thousand people. People are, you know, Netflix is not, as profitable as they'd like to be. They carry a lot of long-term debt as a company. Is this not the time to get into this? Could someone sit Ted down at Netflix with Pete and say, how do we start moving into public executions? I mean, this is, it's an obvious, it's the obvious next step. That's kind of what I like about Pete here. This is the obvious next step is to move into something like, we can't win the Iran war. We can't do it. We can't do it. It's not going to happen. We can't even fake it. Here's what's funny about it. We can't, we pretended to win the Iran war. He landed on the ship, GWB, mission accomplished. That was at least a pretend victory. We can't even pretend to win this one. So we're just going to have to start publicly. Now you got to remember, Pete Agseth is a psychopath who believes that we are in the end, the final war, and that Israel is going to, um, uh, build the third temple and there's going to be Armageddon. That's his foreign policy. And that's the foreign policy of Doug Wilson, his pastor. He's, uh, he, he believes in, uh, that Armageddon is upon us and he's going to do his best to make it happen, to fully realize that. And this is because he can't drink anymore. Now he probably might still be, but he's basically going, if I can't go around and drink and rape, what's the point? Okay. So he basically wants to end the world and that's his foreign policy. Um, and, and part of that will involve, we got to get the, you might think the American public's pretty coarsened, you know, with, with, with what even kids are watching on the internet and how people are growing up way too fast and they're becoming nihilistic by what they watch. You might think that, but basically he's like, we're not, we're not even, we're not down that road far enough. We need to start killing people publicly. And now of course, Trump, cause they got a lot of flack for this. Trump was like, we're not doing it. Trump reversed himself on the public execution. So, you know, this is an L for Hegseth. It's an L for the content strategy. It is a rebuke of the pivot. From let's make your lives better to let's kill people publicly. Yeah. President Trump has said that, um, Trump, so this is his, uh, truth social post. I think streaming the execution for all to see might have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how America deals with terrorists and scum like us on, but many very good and well-meaning people would rather not watch him die through streaming. Or through any other, probably, I guess, any other, any other visual device. He will die as scheduled by firing squad, but this event will not be streamed. Boo. Boo. Not even on DAZN. 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There's speculation that Susie Wiles is out next, the chief of staff. And this is from the Washington Post, right? Is this Washington Post? Yeah. Power struggle erupts in Trump's White House as midterm losses loom. I remember being in Palm Beach right after Trump won the second time. And there was an interesting energy to, to Palm Beach because people from all over the world were buying property in Palm Beach. I had friends that are real estate agents there and people wanted to be close to the center of power. They were calling it the Southern White House. And during this time, he was interviewing people to be members of the cabinet. And the, the second cabinet was unlike the first cabinet was being staffed. The second cabinet was being staffed with loyalists. Uh, podcasters, people like Kash Patel, people like Dan Bongino, um, people like Pam Bondi, who was like the attorney general of Florida, kind of lightweight people. However, these were people that were going to have absolute and total loyalty to Trump and whatever he wanted to do, because he felt that he was being obstructed in his first term. And I'm sure there was elements of truth to that. There's things he wanted to do. He couldn't do, which is usually what happens to most people. And he got all of these people in. Trump's always liked a certain type of person. He likes somebody who looks like they would be on television. Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth was on television, hosted Fox and Friends morning show. Trump's a guy that likes the show. It is about the show. Trump is a figure of whatever you want to call it. You could say Hollywood. I mean, The Apprentice was shot in New York, but it was a massively popular show. Trump's a Hollywood figure. And he understands the power of that. So he got all of these people, these assorted group of grifters and sycophants and cast them in this reality show, knowing full well that maybe at some point some of them would have to be fired, thrown off the boat. They would have to go to war with each other. They'd have to tear each other's flesh off. And he would be insulated because he would essentially build an army around him of people who could get sacrificed at any moment. And these are the types of people that, you know, would have been selling subprime mortgages in Long Island in the early 2000s. Meaning like they don't really have loyalty to each other when things are good. They barely have loyalty to each other when things are good. It's not a game of integrity. They don't believe in that. And Trump, to his credit, has never really sold himself as such. He said, I don't know why soldiers Soldiers, go do it. I wouldn't have saved the kid who was drowning in the ocean. He's told you that, and he's basically said this will be fun and you'll get a little bit of money. Now, it's not fun and no one has any money. Five guys have money. It doesn't matter because Trump is still managing this like a production, like a show, and he's basically like our ratings are down. That's the way he's looking at the midterms. Our ratings are down. People are turning off the TV. People don't like this anymore. So he brings out all these self-tanned Mar-a-Lago creatures, these strange grifters and vampires that, you know, this last chick was a multi-level marketing scammer with the beach body thing and Kash Patel was a podcaster. And he likes these blonde, you know, bimbos. You know, and I mean not to anger the women out there. There's a lot of smart women out there, okay? But he likes people who, let's just say, to quote a friend of mine, maybe dress like whores at the gym or something. You know what I mean? Like that type of lass, that type of lady. He likes these blondes, these bimbos, these Vegas showgirl types, these MLM scammers, these Mary Kay cosmetics chicks. They're Tupperware parties. They're selling crosses, religious memorabilia. These are, they have real estate licenses they kind of part-time use. That's the crew in there. In the same way that he lifted Hegsath out of Fox News and he got Kash Patel out of some podcast he was doing on Rumble or whatever. Now, of course, it's all falling apart. Everybody's at each other's throats. And Susie Wiles is the chief of staff. Her job is to wrangle all these grifters. All of these. All of these people who are using their jobs to make lots of money. Because you've got to remember, all of these people, their main interest is themselves. Their constituency is themselves. They're trying to get rich. They're trying to get laid. By the way, if these people weren't in charge of things, they'd be so much fun. These are the type of people you want to meet on a vacation. They have no morals. They will never make you feel bad. They like lying. If you're lying, they like it. Because it allows them to lie. If you've ever met someone and you can tell that this person is just fun, whatever they're saying may or may not be true. These are very fun people. Now, they're terrible if you have to depend on them. They're not real friends. They don't have that capacity. They don't have the capacity for introspection. They are and exist to be fun. That's what they do. They're here to advance their own interests and look hot, not Kash Patel, but look as good as they can and make as much money as they can before they are swept off this planet. That's what they're here to do. And we've all met people like this and we all hate that we like them. You have a friend right now and you know who this person is and you hate that you like this person because they're bad. They're maybe racist. Maybe they are bad to their family. They're probably bad to you. They're not a good friend. They're not dependable. They're not truthful. You know, but flip side, God, are they fun. When you want to go out and have a drink and not talk about anything real and laugh, these are those people. These are those people. But the problem now is that, and they're the first people to tear each other's throats out when something doesn't work. They will backstab each other. They don't have any integrity, personal integrity. There is no loyalty. They don't believe in any principles. They don't, they don't believe in anything except they're survivors. So they're basically now, and some of it will be entertaining and enjoyable, all going to rip each other's faces off. You know, I mean, that's what they're going to do. They're going to tear each other's fate. Now, Kimberly Guilfoyle is one of these people. She was married to Gavin Newsom. She worked at Fox News for a while. She used to walk around Fox News, apparently according to some articles, showing people, dick pics and pictures of guys' credit cards. That's what, that was her deal. She was like a madam to a degree. Not that she was pimping other women at, but she was basically like, I've got this pussy and I ain't going to waste it. And by the way, I get it. I understand her thinking. I'm going to walk around and take pictures of guys' dicks and their credit cards, and I'm going to collect them because this is what I'm here to do. This is not, I mean, what is this? This is not Jackie Kennedy here. This is Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom. Let's not forget that. Her first husband was Gavin Newsom, who himself is sort of that spineless, empty vessel who just craves power. And that was his first wife because she's like, that works for me. He's good looking. He says anything, whatever. So Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former U.S. ambassador to Greece, boasted to colleagues about her sex life, and she was at Fox News. She was showing them X-rated photos. She was basically like, hey, look at this cock. Look at this black Amex I got. Look at this black Amex, and look at this black cock. Fun. Kimberly showed me and several of our friends pictures of his Amex black card. I didn't even read that. Hilarious. Front and back. And this is Kennedy, that MTV VJ who's now like a libertarian or whatever. Met her once. Nice. The images were matched with corresponding picture of the card holder's private part. So, you know, listen. She's working. That's the other thing about these people. They're always working. Okay? I'm not saying she's a hooker. I'm also not saying she's, like, I'm not not saying she's a hooker. What I'm saying is like, she's working. She goes, I got a pussy. And I'm a liar. And I'm a manipulative person. And I'm going to take those three elements and see how far I can go. See how far we can get. Kennedy, the MTV VJ goes, there were at least three sets of these credit card penis pairings. In fact, Kimberly talked about sex with Cavaluli that she made Samantha from Sex and the City seem like Greta Thunberg. So she was dating Don Jr. And Don Jr. ended up hooking up with another socialite in Palm Beach and saying, hey, Kimberly Guilfoyle, you're out of here. And Don Jr., whatever, for whatever reason, is probably not super discreet. He's taking this other chick, Bettina, whatever her name is. And she's taking, it is her name is Bettina, but I forget her last name. It doesn't matter. He's taking her out all over Palm Beach. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsome is there. She's banished to Greece. But Greece is a nice place because it's, it's people go there and there's rich people there. And they were basically like, listen, Kimberly, go to Greece and remember your core truth. You got a pussy and you're willing to go to places other women won't. You can snag a guy over there. It could work out for you. So she, she's now being asked to leave. And here's one of the reasons why. There was a bunch of unflattering reports in the Wall Street Journal, which reported that Guilfoyle requested $100,000 payment from Republican donor, Eric Dieters, after Guilfoyle had promised to assist Dieters with his legal and tax issues. And that guy said, I'm not giving you money. Additionally, Guilfoyle reportedly boasted traveling on private jets owned by Greek businessmen and promoted a Greek business and a Greek construction company while working closely with the firm's chief lobbyist. I'm with her here. What did they expect her to do? They know who she is. I'm with her. Sister, I'm with you. Sister, I am with you. They banished you to Greece because the president's son stopped wanting to put his cock in you whilst on cocaine. What are you supposed to do in Greece? Not get on jets with Greek businessmen? What did they think you were there to do? Do you learn about the history of Athens? Like, you're there. She was there to do exactly what she did. Scam. And throw the pussy. So why is this such a big deal? These allegations are false and I intend to vigorously defend my name, my reputation, and my integrity. Now, what's great about these people is even as that statement is drafted, the greatest thing about somebody like her and what makes these people so fun is they know that they get it. The people I'm talking about, the people in and around this administration, this roving band of narcissists, even as that statement is released, she knows that the reputation is in tatters and the integrity is a foreign concept to her. It's nothing. Integrity has never made her a dollar. And by the way, no one in that orbit. Integrity has made cash Patel any money? money? They don't fuck with that shit. It's just something you have to say. so that like, I don't know, you save a little bit of face and then listen to the next thing because the next thing is one of the funniest lines and you can tell she didn't write it but someone wrote it because they all hire people to write things like this and this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice, standing up for what is right and defending the values that make America exceptional. I mean, Kimberly, Kimberly, we're laying it on a little thick, aren't we? I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice. By the way, I mean, to say you've had a professional life is a little bit of a stretch. You've certainly had a life where you, you know, we know who you are. Professionals is a loose term but this idea that she's fighting for justice, in fact, what makes her probably a lot of fun at a dinner is that she wouldn't even know what any of those words mean. None of them would. That's why they're fun. People that are fighting for justice are often very serious. Some of them are fun but a lot of them are consumed with their fight for justice. Whereas Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsome who's like drinking Cosmos and on some like Greek shipping magnets yacht or hopping on a jet with some financier. What makes her fun is that justice to her is that she's doing well. So she does believe this but when she says I have dedicated my professional life to fighting for justice what this means is that she's doing well. Justice to her means personal justice. It is just that I'm on this yacht with a black card and this fucking guy. That's justice. If I am not that is injustice. And that's all of them. Like across the board. There when they go we fight for the values that make America great. What they mean is that they have the opportunity to steal. That is what they like about America. That they can steal and manipulate and rob and rape. That's what they want. That's the values that make America great. Not service and honor and sacrifice, generosity, charity. They don't care about any of that stuff. In fact, it's boring. It's boring to them. They don't like it. They like fame, money. They like the ability to move through things. And that's what makes them fun. That's what makes them fun. These are fun people. That's what I mean. I mean, you know, so now she's threatening the White House. She's, they might, and here's the thing. They might just have to kill her. They might have to kill her because she's getting loud and they might have to kill her. I hope they don't. Obviously, we don't want anyone to die, but administration insiders claim Guilfoyle has been keeping a secret burn book on the first family. Now, what could that mean? A burn book on the first family and now that she's threatening to tell all when she returns to the U.S., she might not make it. The source, the sources have apparently nicknamed her diary The Devil Wears MAGA because you got to remember a lot of these people in that orbit are swingers. They're fucking running around having fun. Quote, Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried. She knows the people, the secrets, the fights, the relationships. Nobody wants an angry Kimberly back with nothing to lose. So they might have to, you know, you know, she might get depressed and she might get suicidal. They might say, wow, you know, Kimberly really took that firing hard. She offed herself. Pills and alcohol, bad combo. Bad combo. Who knows what she knows, but she probably knows a lot of stuff. Women like her know a lot of stuff. And there's guys that know a lot of stuff too. Like this is how they advance in society. They're not the most competent people. They're not the smartest people. They're not people of conscience. We've gone over that. What they are is resourceful people. She she's not even super hot. She's pretty hot, but she's resourceful. She's resourceful. She knows she plays the cards. She's dealt. And she knows how. So she's got this burn book where she's threatening everybody. And she's like, listen, when I get back into town, there's going to be a reckoning. So here's what Pete Hegseth has to do. He has to kill her. I think Trump's going to call Pete Hegseth into the office and go, we're not killing that guy publicly, but we are killing Kimberly. And Kimberly privately. See that, Pete? We got to get rid of her. They're going to now. The last thing left is for them to start killing each other, actually. And I'm for it. I'm for it. That's maybe how the show ends. The writers have written themselves into a corner here. Do you feel that? You feel it. The writers have written themselves into a corner. We're losing the Iran war. It's not good. Everything's expensive. It's kind of getting boring. This happens in soap operas all the time. Now the scandals are popping up. Is Trump fucking Natalie? What the fuck's Kimberly Guilfoyle going to say about the family when she gets back to town? So it's basically, and we're on the verge of the midterms where they're about to lose all their political power and they're all tearing the flesh off each other's faces. There's going to be tell-alls. They're going to run to the press. They're going to try to stack their pockets. They're going to grab a couple of private, you know, organizations and say, I still have some power. Give me some money. Give me some lobbying money before I'm thrown out. I still have some money. I still have access. Let me sell my access. Let me sell that pussy. Daddy, give me a little budget. This is the real end of it. And it's very fitting how it will end. It will end with scandals and it will end the way most soap operas end where people don't stop watching. I'm sorry. People don't ever watch a soap opera for 30 or 40 years. You just kind of get bored. You turn it off. You just say, all right, we get it. How many times can they repeat the same storyline? How many times can a character vanish for seven months? And then they would always try to make it in Hollywood. And then they would fail. And then they would reemerge on All My Children or General Hospital because these shows are on every fucking day. That's where Kelly Ripa came from, that monster who's now attacking Regis Philbin in her book How Dare She. She's a fucking monster. But that's an aside. But here's the thing. Regis was a god. And this bitch, are you nuts? And Kathie Lee is great. And I'm a fan of Kathie Lee. And she's a drunk and still is. And she's a fucking American icon. Kelly Ripa is a snake. That's an aside. That's an aside. Big fan of Kathie Lee. Here's the point. Here's the point. This is now going to come undone quickly. The wheels are going to come off quickly. You can feel it. They're going to come off quickly. What is, what are the polymarket odds now of midterms? Okay, so what do we have? Congress or Senate? Where is it? What is this? Democrats have a 61% chance of controlling the Senate. And now, and then the House is what? The House is higher than that, I think. I think the House is higher than that. Now, if you have the House and the Senate, you get impeachment. And maybe, you know, depending if how many Republicans flip removal. Looks like 90%. 90% of controlling the House. And then, 61% of the Senate. So the Democrats are probably going to sweep both houses of Congress. They're going to have the Senate and the U.S. House of Representatives. And then, the investigations start. And then all of these people who don't have any integrity are going to go try to make deals with special prosecutors and throw each other under the bus. 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And then they had these drops where people, young kids would go to their parents and go, we got to get the cookie. We got to get this cookie. And the parents would go, fine, we're going to crumble if you're good. We'll go to crumble. We'll go to crumble. We'll go to crumble. And there'd be lines and all this stuff. Crumble was hot out of the oven in the post-pandemic era, but a series of missteps has the cookie chain going stale. So the CEO is taking responsibility. An internal document obtained by the outlet shows August sales were 70% lower than two years earlier. Okay. Foot traffic at Crumble's more than a thousand locations fell 32% year after year, at least 50%. And the company recently laid off much of its franchise support staff. So here's what Crumble tried to do. Has anyone seen Halloween three? Halloween three is not one of the most popular Halloweens. It was actually a fun movie. And I think it's weirdly one that like Michael Myers is not in. And it's where all of these kids buy these Halloween masks. I don't think we can play the trailer here. I think we get in trouble for playing trailers, right? We can't play trailers. Right. So Halloween three, can you just bring up the plot of Halloween three? I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but I'm going to tell you why I, I, I think it's very applicable to the crumble story. Okay. So let me pull up the wifi or the Wikipedia. I mean, yeah, pull up the Wikipedia. Halloween three is actually pretty good. Okay. On October 23rd, 1982 shop owner, Harry Grimbridge clutching a jack-o'-lantern Halloween mask is pursued by mysterious men in suits. He collapses, blah, blah, blah. Um, okay. So these masks that are being sold because I'm not going to read this whole thing. Um, can you just bring up like an AI, uh, right. So basically it's like the company's owner, the mass company's owner, uh, is a madman and a warlock named Conal Cochran is using ancient Celtic witchcraft. Interesting. Blaming the Irish and a piece of boulder stolen from Stonehenge embedded in the computer chips of his mask. Um, so basically when the children wearing the silver shamrock masks, watch the commercial and hear this hypnotic jingle on Halloween night, um, a laser signal will trigger the chip causing their heads to melt and release swarms of snakes and insects. Okay. It's not the godfather, but it's a fun film. Now here's why I, I liken what happened to crumble with that. Crumble had this idea when things were going poorly, they were going to introduce something called dirty sodas. Okay. And the CEO, I believe his name's Jason McGowan pitched these to friends and family. And he said, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't Franchisees in 2025 predicting a 20% sales boost. Now, these are the masks. Think about it like this. Now, instead, a 32-ounce version, okay, of dirty soda packed 186 grams of sugar. And it sparked online backlash. McGowan says August Soda Week was the worst week in company history because they were trying to kill the children. Crumble Cookies, which for whatever reason, because it was like the hot thing of the pandemic, but lots of hot things in the pandemic faded, and Crumble was no exception, they said, we're going to turn it around by introducing dirty sodas with 186 grams of sugar. Crumble's dirty sodas. Drawing backlash. Some may contain more sugar than 19 donuts. Dirty sodas originated in Utah, where Mormon cultural norms around avoiding coffee and alcohol helped fuel demand for customizable soft drinks. So it's basically like Crumble Cookie was like, hey, we're going to basically do Halloween 3, and instead of selling masks that melt your kids' heads, we're going to give them diabetes in a week. We're going to turn your children into fat cookie-craving monsters by giving them all diabetes. 186 grams. Now remember, a gram of sugar is like a little cube. It's crazy when you think about it. These soda-based beverages, which are further sweetened with syrups, cream, and even pureed fruit, supposedly contain as much as 186 grams of sugar, and a subsection of social media, some have even gone so far as to call their drinks to be banned. Now, by the way, you can't do this in Europe. In fact, there aren't too many countries, I'm sure there are some, but there's not too many countries where you can do things like this to children. So Crumble was basically like, listen, what if we, because this is what they were trying, they were basically like, we need to addict the children. It can't just happen. It can't just be a fun trend for them to get these cookies. We need to kill them. We need to turn them in to diabetic junkies. Others sounded the alarm about the sodas, that that's a full dinner glass of sugar. Labeled the new beverage a metabolic disaster and called the company out for marketing liquid garbage to kids and teens. But you've got to remember, Crumble needed, it's like when a drug dealer gives you a thing, a free bag of heroin. Crumble needed to turn the children into junkies, diabetics. Crumble couldn't have just children being like, whoa, that was like a cool thing during the pandemic. Crumble goes, no, no, no, no, no. We need to addict them. You know, we need to addict the children through drinks and then that will set them on a path, a path of craving sugar, coming into our establishment, begging their parents, please, please, I want them to crumble. And the parents go, fine, fine. So they interrupt the live stream execution and they take their kids to crumble. Because the kids, and this is Halloween 3. This is Halloween 3. It's one that I, I looked at this article. I said, God, this, this is Halloween 3. They're, they're trying to kill the children. Crumble Cookies literally introduced a beverage that was going to turn children into diabetics within a matter of a week or two. A couple of months consuming that, you're dead. And if you're alive, you're a vampire. And instead of blood, you're craving sugar. And that's what our corporations are allowed to do to children. That's what they're allowing them to do to children. You can't do it in Europe. And this is why, I mean, where's RFK on this? I'm sure he's doing something. I don't want him to call me again and tell me all the things he's doing. We're actually doing more than you think. I'm sure you are. Kudos. But this is what I mean. This is the type of shit that, whatever that Maha movement was, this is the type of shit the CEO of Crumble should go to jail. He should have to, I mean, you want to talk about, where's this, where's the Senate hearing for this guy? I mean, disgusting. Disgusting, disgusting stuff. I want to talk a little bit about that. Oh yeah, can we play that? You think we can play that? I think we can play a clip from it. It doesn't have any music. Let's play a clip. So this is right here. This is Crumble Cookie. And this is their commercial. Oh, this is just the same old stuff. And the parents are sitting there, and the kid is watching the Crumble Cookie commercial. Now they're, this is it. Now they drink the dirty soda. Yum, yum. Wash your cookie down with the dirty soda. And there's the Crumble Laboratory, and there's the CEO of Crumble, Jason McGowan. And this is, these are the families. There's the Crumble board. And you see that going off there? I'm making work. There he is. Now watch this. This is what happens. See? This is what. Crumble tried to do to your children. See? Then everyone faints. That's the marketing, you have it. That's the marketing. Kelly Clarkson, who I don't know. I know she's, you know, obviously American Idol. She's a great singer. Had a show. Never watched it. Never been invited on it. She got into a feud in a Brooklyn store. And. The thing about celebrities is that, you know. You know, listen. I'm sure the guy that runs the store sucks. I hate his face. Show his face. I hate his face. I'm allowed to. Because he's the type of person that I hate. See that? That's the type of person in Brooklyn that I hate. He also wrote a children's book called Dragons Love Tacos. I never read it, but I hate it. I hate it. Because, by the way, dragons don't love tacos. They actually love. Killing villages full of people. So, apparently, Kelly Clarkson walked into the store and demanded to. And this is what happens when people just have a lot of money and they're bored. She walked into a store and she said, I want to buy this bird. And the guy's like, hey, man, we're not selling the bird. And then she, like, went to Twitter or Threads or whatever the fuck. Is this Twitter, probably? I don't know. Yeah. And she's like, I just drove all the way to Brooklyn. Just check out the store. It looked really rad and had a few things. And it was literally looked at like I couldn't afford it. And I was told to find something comparable. Wow, dude, you're an idiot. Just lost a huge sale. You all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like a Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. Who played the hooker. So, basically, Kelly Clarkson's like, hey, I just went to this store in Brooklyn and they treated me like a whore. They treated me like a hooker. Because they wouldn't sell me this bird. And that was the thing, right? That bird. She wanted this bird. And this is a big discourse in our country now. It's like, why? What? Who's right here? Is it Kelly Clarkson or is it the shop owner? And the answer is neither. Neither of them are correct. Because none of this should have happened. This man should never have opened that store. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson should have never gone into it. Why does she want that bird? First of all, she's in there. I don't know. She's got a yellow shirt. She's got a backpack. She doesn't look like Kelly Clarkson. She kind of looks like a bum. She looks like some bum. Okay? So, she's in there looking like a bum. And then she's trying to buy things that they're not selling. I don't even know what the hell the store is. What is this store? sell. I think it's just like a toy store, novelty store. Oh, it's like toys for kids. So she's in there trying to buy a bird for 15 grand or something. So it's a $15,000 bird and they refuse to sell it to her. What that guy should have done is said, I'll give you the bird, but it's 30K. He should have jacked the price. He should have jacked up the price. He should have said, you want the bird? It's $30,000. You know what? It's $100,000. And it goes to Israel. It goes directly to Israel. That's right. Helix, I'm asked all the time. If people come stay with me, they go, you have the greatest mattresses ever in your guest rooms. And I say, all my mattresses are the same. They're all Helix. I have them and I love them. I personally endorse the product. 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There's lots of rappers that would have liked to do a rap about colonization because the rap is like, yo, you call us colonizers. You say, go back to where we're from, but we're there. You know, it's like a, it's like a, but people are mad. The comments are like, hey, Israel, this is what they're mad at, which I like. Why would you use AI in this rap? Israel, you've finally gone too far. You've used AI in this rap. It's a rap song about the colonizers. It's very interesting that Israel has now chosen to kind of like, they're like, well, what if we put out like a rap where like a black chick or like a dark skinned Israeli chick, who's AI, who's not real, is rapping about the idea that this land is, is the, is Israeli land. Like the, the, the rap is about like colonizing. It's like, Hey, you told us to go back to where we're from. We're already there. And it's like, huh? Okay. So they're basically trying to like fight back in a cultural space, but like AI is like, I don't know. It's not universally loved. Such a strange thing to go. Let's just, what about an AI rap? And a lot of people in the rap look, I guess like people of color Which is the point Because they're always like Hey you say that we're white But we're actually not white And that is They have a point there Because there's a lot of like Sephardic Jews Whatever Mizrahi That's you know They're not white They don't They don't look like Netanyahu But a lot of Some of them do So they have this like AI rap Where like there's a lot of I guess Israeli people of color In the rap But also They're not actual people Are you finding anything about this? No not yet I'm still looking Yeah Let's see if I can find it It's um It's like all of these AI people Rapping And it's like It's a video And it's kind of like It's like It's like choreographed And it was a little catchy But Is it not on their I think it was on their official State of Israel Instagram page This is what I was watching this morning Unless I was having a stroke I believe it was on like The official State of Israel Oh wait I think I just found it It's like the official State of Israel page It was Yeah one second I think I have it Yeah "So let's take a look at this" "This is the Israeli response to the criticism" "Because you know this movie is coming out NASA about all the stuff the IDF's been doing and then of course there's all the human rights groups talking about the Gaza genocide and there's all of these horrific things" "So let's take a look this is Israel's" "Response to a lot of this" "Which I think we should" "We should give it some weight" "We should look at it and go" "Hey" "You know let's hear from them a little bit right because we've been very critical of them" "Let's hear from them so let's take a look at it" Colonizers Say the name "Jews from Judea" "Jews from Judea" "Jews from Judea" Let's stop it for a minute. This is just a black chick with braids. So Israel's AI'd a black chick, like a light-skinned black chick with braids. To do this rap. I've never been to Israel. But I don't know how many black chicks like this are walking around. Is it like a lot of black chicks? I don't think so. I'm sure a lot of people are tan. It's the desert. But, so this is Israel and you've got like a. She looks like. She looks like. Like. Like, uh, I forget, but it's, it's AI. It's, this is not a real person. I'm trying to think who she looks like, but like. How many people in Israel look like that? With braids and stuff. Like, keep, keep playing this. I, I, I don't hate it musically. Jews from Judea. We dead, we dead. Qatar feeds you lines. You covered every word. Colonizer. The loudest lie I've heard. You don't know Judea. You don't know the name. You don't know. The history. You just know who to blame. No research, no questions. Just repeat what you see. If ignorance is your anthem, don't sing it at me. Go back where you came from. We dead, we dead. We dead, we dead. This guy looks like Jesus. We dead, we dead. We dead. Now you call it colonizing. Which is it? Which is it? Jews from Judea. We dead, we dead. We dead, we dead. We dead, we dead. So this is, it's supposedly like, I guess, like a rave kind of in a bomb shelter. That's the vibe. It's like a bomb shelter rave. And there's a black rapper who's Israeli, who's AI, who's not real. And she's rapping and she's dissing Qatar. And she's like, Qatar feeds you lies. And, but the comments, let's get up the comments. Because the comments were like, pretty like. Critical on Instagram. I'll read some of the comments. The comments were like, so these are some of the comments on the, and this is the state of Israel's account. Um, this song looks like it was copied from a Jewish rapper. AI, why in the world didn't we just use any of our many phenomenal Israeli rapper singers and all of our gorgeous, uh, brown, black women of many colors to pick from. AI was not the way to go. Look. Even though these are all the comments. Look, even though I'm personally for AI, the vast majority don't seem to be. Might want to rethink your strategy for now. Stop AI music. So even like the people that are maybe supporting Israel are going, Hey, um, was this the move? It was it the move to do a AI, uh, rap and pretend everyone in Israel is black. Um, it's a little bit culture vulture stuff. No. Now I get them trying to use music. It's unifying. I get it. But there's something about this that just feels off. In fact, can I say this worst thing Israel's ever done? It's the worst thing they've ever done. Um, but, it is funny to think of like putting that out and that people would go, Oh, well, yeah, that they make, that's good. That, that makes some good points. Like if you were an Israel hater and then you were like, you know what I did see, like you were talking to a friend. You're like, I did see a, a rap they posted and they were like, well, what rapper was it? They go, no, no, no. It was AI. It was AI. It was a, it was a black rapper that is AI. It was, but it was good, you know, and it, it was a rave and a bomb shelter where a black rapper was rapping. And dis in Qatar. Um, and so I, I, I, I understood, I, I kind of got their point of view more now and I'm not even an Israel hater. I'm like an agnostic. I'm like, Hey guys, can this not Dom? Like, I hate what they've done recently. I just don't care about it. It's like not part of my life to like care. I don't know why America's continually invested in like everything that country wants to do and that we have to give them all this money and coast. I mean, it's not, I think, I think with the state of. Our country, it's insane to keep doing this, but there's no stopping that there's no stopping that. We just gave him a huge bundle of money and we're going to continue. We're going to keep doing it. And, uh, this entire war has, uh, destroyed America's reputation. Um, uh, and it's destroyed our position in the middle East, in the world. Um, it's called into question our military supremacy in a major way. And it has, you know, redrawn the map of alliances, spheres of influence. All of this stuff isn't understood quite yet. It is by some people, but it's actually really redefining our position in the world, Israel's position in the world. The. Gulf states, Russia and China. And there is an argument that we are in the beginning stages of world war three, and that this is the inciting incident. Our inability to win this war ours and Israel's inability to defeat the Iranian regime is the inciting incident of what will be a global, uh, catastrophe first in economic catastrophe. And then also, um, a world war, we hope that's not true, but there is some real, real data behind that. It's not just alarmism or fear mongering or everything like that. It, it, you, you do see how China is now helping the who these, um, Iran has had security guarantees with countries, Russia, China. Um, there are, you know, we just had China. The president here, not much was accomplished. We had kind of like a hollow, empty diplomatic dinner. You know, we do these things all the time. Hey, can you guys stop stealing from us? You'll stop stealing from us. We promise you promise you're not going to do anything crazy. No, you're not going to do anything crazy. No cooperative, you know, cooperation and all that. And then we all go back to doing what we do. Okay. Um, and that, and that, and that's why the Kimberly Guilfoyle is the people who know the world as it is. She knows the world as it is. That's the thing about Kim. That's what they're gonna have to kill her. And I don't. And by the way, I'm not for it. They're going to have to do something with it. They're going to have to pay her or kill her. Somebody like Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom and that whole orbit, pay him or kill him. Pay him or kill him. Because she knows the world as it is. She has no illusions about what happens behind closed doors because she's often behind those doors when they're closed. She has no illusions about the world and she has no illusions about the way things work. Pay her or kill her. There's no two ways about it because that's really the only two ways to handle that problem and many problems that are going to arise from the disintegration of this group of self-serving narcissists that is going, they're going to start getting picked off one by one by a Democratic Congress and that's obvious to everybody. This is the end game now. With this group of people. They have existed forever and they will always exist. They will attach themselves to new politicians, to new brands. These are people that operate on the outside of the system and the system's not great either. I'm not defending any of the system, the institutionalists that have done a lot of terrible things because these people actually influence them and they work with these people and it's a little bit of a revolving door here. But these self-starters, these manipulators, these are deeply American lives and these people are not going anywhere. Every generation has a group of them and they attach themselves to whoever seems like they can provide them a pathway to money and relevance. And then as soon as that starts, the light starts to dim, they fight. Like caged rats. Like cornered animals. They're vicious. They'll eat their own children. And there's nothing more American than that. Well, there it is, folks. We'll see you next week. Bye. If you run a small business, you know how important it is to stay on top of your numbers. That's X-E-R-O. 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