508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I have a very large hemorrhoid, which I don't love because I've been driving on Long Island out to the summer area where I live and then back into Manhattan and I have a hemorrhoid. It's like a balloon. And that's not nice, but thankfully my doctor has prescribed me a foam to put on it, which will shrink it and then also ease the pain to be good to put an ad here, put an ad right here, right after that. So I just read this story that multiple US soldiers on the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to jump overboard due to overextended deployment. Apparently the soldiers on the US Abraham Lincoln, USS Abraham Lincoln are they're like pissed or something. And they're like, I don't know what the hell they think they're going to do. What are they going to? They've tried to go overboard. They're they're they're listen, man, what's going on with the military? Are they doing that to make a point? What do they think you're going to swim out of there? Are they trying to kill themselves? The last thing we need is a rash of suicides in the military. This is already embarrassing. This I ramping. It's already embarrassing without you jumping off a boat and trying to swim away. This is already a big embarrassment for all of us. We don't need you to jumping off the boat, deserting and trying to swim away. By the way, doggy paddling out of Iran. We're all getting our ass kicked over there. Well listen, I get it. They're pissed off. Hold on. The wife of a 19 year old sailor who jumped overboard from the USS Abraham Lincoln accused the Navy of keeping her in the dark about what she described as her husband. Suicide attempt. According to a Thursday report from MS now, the sailor spent roughly an hour in the water after going overboard on October, on August 3rd before being rescued. But she said, Navy officials did not contact her about what happened until four days later. I think it was handled very poorly because they didn't inform me and they didn't want me to know. And they're just trying to cover it up, said the woman was granted anonymity because of this sensitive mental health issues involved. Listen, man, she insists she instead learned something was wrong from one of her husband's friends aboard the carrier who initially told her that a member of his squadron had gone overboard before later identifying him as her spouse. So wait a minute. Hold on. She instead learned something was wrong from one of her husband's friends aboard the carrier who initially told her that a member of his squadron had gone overboard before identifying him as her spouse. So the guy was like, someone jumped off. She's like, who? I don't know. Someone tried to kill himself today. Who did that? I don't know. I don't know. Who do you think did it? Well, the wife said her husband had struggled with exhaustion and homesickness during his first deployment and it's so it helped. Here's the deal. I'm sorry. People are going to get mad at me when I say this. Okay. We have to start letting people kill themselves. You know what I mean? Literally, like this is trying to say, like, what are we doing? What are we saving people for at this point? No. And by the way, if you're thinking of killing yourself, obviously don't call a hotline or get help or get a, you know, a rescue animal or get a service pad or whatever the hell. But you know, I'm just saying, we're going to have to stop this where we're rescuing everyone all the time from killing themselves. Truly. If somebody jumps off a boat in the middle of the ocean and they're there and by, you know, it's like, you got a, hey, let it. Let it happen. In a July 21st text obtained by MS now, he told her, I think the boat is finally getting to me and I really don't think I can keep up my peace act anymore later at later adding. I don't know if I can finish this deployment. I mean, he did join the military, right? Like, he did understand what the military does. I mean, I'm, he understood that, right? He was, he was clear on what the military was. He's like, I don't think I can keep up my peace act anymore. You joined the United States military. What did you think was going to have? What do you think we're going around the world doing? Hugging people? You're there to kill others, which is not, again, I'm against the war. I don't want it happening. But the ship is starting to get to me. Well, here's what the Navy said that they said we have not observed an increase in suicidal ideations aboard the ship. Well, that's good. That's nice. The Navy has come out and said, hey, we have not observed an increase in suicidal ideations aboard the ship. That's so what? Good. Here's what we're learning from all of this. We're learning that things are good. Things are good over there. Things are good. You can't focus too much on this one per who knows why he wanted off that boat. The spokesman said they're not noticing people killing themselves at a high rate or high frequency here. This was an isolated incident that I tried to check out. Everything's fine over there. We're, we're winning. Not to mention a Thursday might as touch. That's another podcast. I don't want to even quote them, but I will report, because I don't know them and whatever. They're probably on that list of pot. By the way, this list of podcasts making $20 billion a year. Half of these people don't even bring it up. What is this with this list, by the way? Now, Rob is making $35 million a year to tell, I mean, what the hell's going on over there? $35 million a year for that dribble? I mean, all she does for an hour is like, you know, she's like, there's no eye and try or something. You know, she does that crap. The hardest part is to start. And you're like, 35 million dollars a year for that, that criminal to, to, I mean, she makes Gary V. Look like Play-Doh. By the way, if you listen, we do a great thing on the Patreon about it. But if you listen to Mel Rob, like, you know, I like Gary V, but we've made fun of them here. We've, we've, you know, he's, he's silly sometimes. But you listen to Mel Robbins. I mean, you think Gary V's Aristotle compared to the shit she shovels out. I mean, meaningless garbage. I don't even know who it's for or what. And then you look at her comments, this all like elderly people who can't find the door in their house. They're trapped in their, in their house, listening to this. He's dementia patients, listening to Mel Robbins. It's crazed 35 million, whatever. So the mightest touch report detail, troubling accounts of food shortages aboard the Lincoln, including messages from one sailor who claimed the crew had gone without milk for three months, and that meat sometime arrived rotten. Here's the thing, man, you know, Senator Richard Blumenthal also pressed Navy leadership, including the defense secretary, Pete Hegsath, for answers, citing reports of supply shortages, water contamination, plumbing problems, deteriorating mental health, and other poor living conditions. I, I, I, I can't imagine that this is a widespread problem. I think the people on that boat are doing fine. And I don't want to hear anything to the contrary. What are they? They're out there in the middle of the ocean. It's the summer. What do you want? You're on a boat in the middle of the ocean in the summer. Oh, I'm sorry. You can't, you don't have a, what is it? A buffet? You don't have a buffet every night. Enough. I mean, what do we need? We're, we're, how fat are these people? They need food all the time. What are you doing? It's insane. The demands of these people. Annabelle Loma has spoken with her husband only a few times since he attempted to jump overboard. I thought they weren't disclosing the name. But I, whatever. Is this another one? This is a difference. This is another guy trying to jump overboard. Geez. Annabelle Loma has spoke with her husband only a few times since he attempted to jump overboard. Yes, she's probably disgusted by him. She's probably great. I married a pussy. Communication has been difficult to come by now. He is on medical hold. Loma, who lives in San Diego, said her husband has repeatedly overextended before he tried to jump from the carrier. He's scared. Loma said he thinks he'll get dishonorable discharge and just because he was burnt out, his 13 year career was ruined, just like that. That's not fair. That's not right. That's not what he should be worrying about right now. Loma said she initially received a call from the ships on Budsman after the incident, but has not heard from anyone in the, in the Navy. Lincoln's roughly 5,000 sailors and Marines remain on a deployment at the begin of 21st. The carrier has been deployed for more than eight months, while supporting military operations in the Middle East against Iran, which is going well from what I gather. I think it's going well. The deployment which it was going to end in May has been extended with no publicly announced return date You're you're there until the job is done You're there until the job is done In a separate incident a incident a board link in a sailor on watch So our shipmate preparing to go overboard in either what is everyone going overboard on this thing? What is this like a three-stugest thing everybody's going overboard? Enough how embarrassing is this by the way I didn't know why we were losing this war. We're finding it out everyone is jumping ship literally they're all jumping overboard All you hear is splash all day of people just trying to get out of there I Mean listen Rodriguez has been told her about the incident several days after it happened He said he hadn't felt adrenaline like that in his life And he was just so thankful he was able to get the sailor in time to stop them from going overboard So apparently on this ship it's just people jumping off the boat and and other people trying well This is why we can't win the war because the entire group is focused on keeping their own people from jumping over board I mean I listen here's the deal we cannot if you're gonna jump overboard You're gonna do it and you know what it is what it is and we should not I'm sorry We do not have the time to keep you from jumping overboard We don't if you're gonna jump overboard you they you you know in best case you do this You wave Here's what I say people may not like this if someone jumps overboard you shoot them as soon as they get in the water and you kill them I'm telling you right now it needs to be done. You want to win or not Someone jumps overboard you shoot them in the face while they're swimming like this You go trader Deserter you shoot them in the face while they're in the water Seems harsh to some And then you look at the rest you know like a pirate you ever see the pirate movies would a pirate skiveteer That was one of my favorite things. You know the pirate, you know black beard or one of them He would he'd really give it to them you scummy'd say, you know He'd really give it to the other pirates because some of them, you know You got to think they got a fool in line a pirate ship doesn't work unless people are Focused and so you'd have a black beard or Blue beard whatever one of them and you know they would come in and they would they come out the peg leg and The you know the parrot and they do the whole thing We need that on this boat. We need someone to tell these people the if you jump off this boat I would have a meeting with them all I have a meeting with them all go I don't give a fuck about your families in San Diego or your tour to wives Eat in a case today is let me tell you some if you jump off this boat. I'm a shoot you in a face You will be and you will make someone do it. You make their bunk make do it You go you shoot them in the face and they're like do I have to and this toughens people up and then we win If you jump off the boat you want to be shot This is this is the only way because here's the deal This mental health stuff's got to go Our soldiers need to be shooting The the people on the boat who are weak links who jump overboard We cannot be doing rescue operations or any of that They're old fat on a boat demanding food Here's the deal how about this someone jumps off the boat you shoot him first you get a big stake and Not one of the rotten ones you get a big stake I shot him you'll say I killed him and then you get a stake big potato Maybe a little chocolate cake Speaking of that get up Savannah Gus got through here in Chrissy Mets. I This is one of the more disturbing now by the way Art art society is so unbelievably diseased. Okay, this is what I wanted to bring this up. Okay, few disclaimers here Whatever you want to do to lose weight. I think it's good GLP ones peptides diet exercise drugs Send yourself to a clinic. Whatever you want to do. No one should judge you well people that have money wealthy people They're all all they care about is extending their meaningless lives By the way, you have dinner with anyone over 60 with a couple of box all they talk about is You know trying to live forever and They're and everything's boring and sucks now and it's progressively getting worse and all these people want to do is just be here for it So you have people that have these meaningless lives that they would need to extend immediately So all of these people these older people these boomers with means they want to like, you know They want to optimize and max amount, you know, they want to take all of these different supplements and medications or whatever Nobody should be judging anybody for for how they are trying to better themselves in a healthy way It's not your fucking business. That's the reality. It's not your business. What people do. Okay, it doesn't directly affect you Now Chrissy Mads is a is a is a great actress and she was on a show. I believe called this is us It was this is us, right? It wasn't is it cake now? I'm overweight So if you're mad at me, you're nuts So and I'm the only one who admits I got overweight by eating talked to anyone else to have a syndrome that no one's heard of that they got it in the Indian ocean This bed they got bacteria some, you know So this woman who's a great actor. I've never seen anything she's done. I don't care I'm not going to it's that doesn't I it's not for me whatever that show is this is us by the way the title makes me sick I will never even watch it. It's on NBC or ABC or one of these. This is us. Have you ever seen it? This is us. What is it about? Family it's about I'll get the fuck out of here, but not fun family, right? It's just like yeah, it's sad it's dad. This is us Now she's on this is us. Okay Now here's the thing now she became I guess a symbol of the body pot body positivity movement Which was a movement in America where Fatty boom baddies were demanding That they be represented by other fatty boom baddies and then when those people lost a little bit of weight These fat people would attack them and shame them and say you are by you losing weight You're increasing fat phobia you're playing in stereotypes being overweight. It's nothing to do with health Which is a complete lie asked any doctor whatever fat people shouldn't be abused and called me like we should just be like a civilized Society which we just can't do we can't do it our country cannot be civilized no matter what by the way no matter what can't do it so In instead of just going let's treat people respectfully. Let's try to be all healthy, but not everyone's gonna look Like a supermodel and we're all gonna have to tolerate each other But there is a standard of health or what are instead of doing that we can't do it. We said being 600 pounds is good and if you say it's bad it's you are playing into this Narrative that was created by like beauty companies and vogue and magazines and it's like well not really no Seeing your feet and being able to walk up to stairs was not created by vogue. It just wasn't I've been overweight my whole life. Okay, never did I think well this this is I this is great Chrissy Matts is decided to go on a GLP one which is a very good thing for her and I was support her applaud her Yas queen now In a in a normal society people would go oh good great cool She now has to go explain to Savannah Guthrie Who's who kidnapped it the mother again? She's back at work But I think her Savannah Guthrie's family kidnapped her own mother and killed her But whatever Savannah Guthrie's over that she wants to know why this bitch is losing weight Savannah Guthrie is is here to remind this bitch that other people see this bitch as a An ally and an example and she's represented them. So how dare so this woman who's chosen to take a Drug medicine whenever you want to call it to lose weight Has to come on the today show and explain to Savannah Guthrie Why she's decided to lose weight? Because Savannah Guthrie's like yeah some people are not thrilled with this. Okay, let's take a look This is what a diseased society we are. Okay, so we have let's just let's just recreate the scenes Everybody knows what's going on on our morning television should be wholesome our morning television should be wholesome It should be like fall cupcake recipes for the kids coming up. How do you put the little? spider. How do you put the little Halloween spider rising for the kids? Okay, but instead of that, we have Savannah got through whose family kidnapped and murdered her own mother because they wanted crypto. She's now interviewing this more of the obese woman who has done the right thing by saying, "I'm going to stick myself with this needle and try to live." Savannah got through goes, "Why are you doing that?" Okay. So here we have what morning TV in this country has become taken away. You know, a lot of people have, I mean, admired you because they feel seen that you represented this whole community. And I don't know if there are some people who are watching and have mixed feelings about it. And I don't know that. By the way, stop it for a minute. Here's my first thing to Savannah got to go, "Hey, wish your mother. Why are you here?" Right? And can I ask you a question? Why are you here? What is going on? Who kidnapped an old person? Did your brother, what is happening? Has anyone figured this out? Before I tell you why I've decided to take the jab and drop a few, I'd like to know where your mother is and why in your back at work. That's the other thing I'd like to worry about. But again, I want to watch this whole thing. So back it up again. I'm not going to speak, but I would say that if I was Chrissy Matts. I go, "Hey, wish your mother." Back this up again. We're going to watch the whole thing and I'll comment on how diseased and insane this is for Savannah got through to bring on Chrissy Matts who has to explain to these lunatics out there why she wants to be healthier. Go on. And I don't know that you have to provide an answer to them. But if there are people, they're like, "Oh, Chrissy, I thought that somehow they're disappointed with this, what would you say?" Well, I think that it's so important to put yourself first. And as we age, sometimes we have health issues that we're concerned about or want to get ahead of. And that was certainly my case. Stop it. Pause it. Pause it. Savannah. She's at a breath when she says, "Yeah, Savannah, I'm going to explode." I was told by a doctor recently that I was going to explode and create a dangerous situation for people near me when that happened. I was going to explode. So even though people feel seen by me and I really appreciate that the fact of the matter is this, I am going to explode. So with or without your support and the support of my fans, I have chosen to not explode. If I can help it, I've chosen to not explode. And Savannah is like, a lot of people might feel that that explosion represented them. A lot of people would feel seen if you exploded. Don't you think so? So let's just finish this up here. Savannah Guthrie. Me, like I've lived my life a lot for more, more over other people than myself. And I think if it works for them, whatever it is, whether it's weight training or not watching a movie that might scare them before they go to bed, like something simple. All of those things, it's everything for me. How I consume everything is what's important. But also, you have to live your own life. And I have to do that for myself. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, I mean, it's an obvious hint. First of all, she's so befuddled by the question. She starts singing nonsense. She's like, "Well, if weight training or watching a movie at night that won't scare you," or it's so wild. It's really interesting and good for Chrissy Metz, by the way. And shame on Savannah Guthrie a little bit. And I know Savannah Guthrie just went through a horrible thing that she may or may not have been involved in. So I don't know. I'm sure she didn't do it. I'm not accusing Savannah Guthrie of kidnapping her own mother. What I will say is that what an odd question. Well, people might get mad at you for this. And of course some psychos might get mad at her. But what is this? What is explanation to she owe anybody? Savannah, if we're going to start with the explanations, your family has it. I'd like an explanation from your family before you chastise this fat bitch for losing a couple of pounds. What the fuck went on with your mother, by the way? Why the hell can't we get a goddamn answer about that? You're a chast because Savannah Guthrie is like, by the way, I don't know. You owe these people an explanation, but here's the deal. You being fat has helped me so much. When my mother was kidnapped, I probably members of my own family, let's be honest, I would look at you and go, well, she's fat. And I'm not. And if fat people get thin, then I have to develop a personality. But I put a picture of you on my refrigerator every morning that we hadn't heard from my mother. And she was expiring in the trunk of a car. I looked at you and I said, at least I'm not this fat bitch. So if you get thin, who's going to be that fat bitch for me? Crazy meds is like, well, that's a good question. That's so sweet. That's a good question. And that's so sweet. Thank you. And I'm sorry about what happened to your mother. I think that maybe if I lose weight and you're unable to use me as a photo to make yourself feel better, there'll be someone else that might just feel more comfortable being being overweight. Savannah Guthrie goes, right. Thank you. Well, there you have it, folks, Chrissy Mets. And we and my friend of the show, Savannah Guthrie, of course, you know, we don't want to. People are going to get mad at that. But what did I, what did I do? I'm just saying it's a little crazy. It's a wild question to ask, you know, I'll be like, Hey, so you decided not to be fat, huh? Why? Ice is now planning to implement electric shock gloves as a means of deescalation. And here's what I'll say to ice, I do think there's a chance that that people that these electric shock like people are going to get the wrong idea about this. I really, I got to be honest with you. I, I don't know what their intentions are, but this electric shock gloves, which I guess means you shock people with gloves. It's what I imagine they are. They're just gloves and you grab someone and you chuck them. You know, people are going to get the wrong idea about that. They really are rightly wrongly. Humane devices that deliver a jolt of pain will be used by ice agents. So now this is from what this is from the telegraph in the UK. Ice agents will now be using electric shock gloves to be humane. So at some point, there was a meeting where they said you got to stop shooting these protesters in the face. What about it? And somebody went, what about electric shock gloves? And everyone went, now we're talking, now we're talking. What if we could, what if I turn my, my paws, my mitts, my hands in a little electric chairs? And they went, that's a good idea. So ice plans to spend. Now, by the way, this is a complete false choice. You can have a secure border. You don't need a paramilitary group of psychopaths that you've recruited from a backyard wrestling event, who are completely untrained, who are running around, who are grabbing grandmothers and people at, you know, a high school graduations. You don't need to have these shock troops running to the streets. You can have a process. You can have all of this stuff. People that have committed heinous crimes can leave. And, and you will need people to get people that have committed crimes. Obviously, if they've done something really bad, but what you, you just don't need this group, this group has done a lot of damage to the cause of, of, of, of actually having a secure border, because people don't want this. They don't want to be associated with this. They don't want people being grabbed with electric shock gloves, which I shouldn't have to say. I shouldn't have to say that. I shouldn't have to, like, you know, people don't love the electric shock gloves that ice will be using. The gloves can deliver up to 380 volts of electricity, a standard US power outlet is 120 volts. Um, so ice plants spend up to 20 million to buy the generated low output voltage emitter. Whose idea, by the way, who thought up electric shock gloves? That's a crazy invention. That's a really wild invention to just go, well, yeah, what if you needed to grab someone and then shock them humanly? Because that's where these guys talk. In Silicon Valley, they'll be sitting there and they'll be like, well, you know, law enforcement has expressed a need to deescalate situations humanely. And we thought, what about a glove that emitted kind of a, you know, just a reasonable voltage, a reasonable charge. The DHS said in a statement to the BBC ISIS constantly assessing the needs of our officers in the field to ensure they have the tools and equipment necessary. Compliant technologies LLC, which makes the gloves told the BBC was unable to comment on the sale. No bid purchase contract could be published as early as Friday. The glove devices are activated by pushing a button to deliver shocks and can deliver up to 30 pulses per second. They also feature built-in microprocessors to keep a record of activation. Compliant tech, by the way, the name compliant technologies is fucking crazy. Compliant technology states on its website that they do not cause injury and are used by many agencies. A user manual on the company's website recommends avoiding use on the elderly, small children, pregnant women, and the severely handicapped. You know what, compliant technologies, how about this? No, no. If I want to shock a child or a handicapped person with your gloves, I will. Can we read that again? Go up again, because that's unbelievable. So here's the avoiding use on the elderly, small children, pregnant women and the severely handicapped. Compliant technologies, shock gloves. Don't use them on the kids. Don't use them on a pregnant woman. Don't use them on the elderly. As well as that an additional officer should be present to restrain the subject while the gloves are being used. So you gotta have somebody there to make sure that you're doing this properly. The last thing you want is to be grabbing someone with these gloves, these shock gloves, and for someone to think you're doing the wrong thing. Truly, you need someone there, you don't want, because again, people will get the wrong idea if you are just grabbing someone and shocking them with your hands like, I guess, Edward Scissor hands? Well, he had scissors with that movie powder, maybe my movie powder. We may or may not deploy them, so it'd hold on. Unlike a taser, which has barbs and breaks the skin and delivers a shock of up to 50,000 volts overriding the central nervous system, the gloves deliver a sharp localized shock to convince the subject to comply using pain deterrents. Said Lieutenant Butch Gallion, a Donkey Kong villain, Lieutenant Butch Gallion and administrator at Hawkins County Jail in Tennessee. We may or may not deploy them, it just depends on how they act. When you push the button to turn them on, there's a light that displays the inmates understand that light, and often just seeing that light brings compliance. The shocks can only be delivered when they contact skin, allowing an officer to touch a subject's clothing, and then move to the skin, particularly the wrist or the elbow if they begin to fight, if they become combative, then you can apply the gloves to an area in this case. You know, I just ears when I'm, listen, I always, I believe that we should have law enforcement and that they should be able to detain people and arrest people that have done the wrong thing. I don't know if moving in this direction is the right way to go. I will say that, I don't know if moving in the shock glove direction is the right way to go. I know that there are people that feel like that is a good move and it is the future. I just don't know. I don't know that it feels great to have people delivering localized electric shocks because here's what it is. The cops are no longer trained, many of them aren't physically fit. Let's be honest, a lot of them look like that woman on the today's show and they're out there and they can handle, they can't handle when the suspect fights back. So we have to give them like, you know, crazy gadgets. This is like inspector gadget, you know, just gadgets, grab the shock gloves and I'm heading out with my shock gloves. And I understand that people get wild out there, people resist to rast and do some gnarly stuff. But let's watch some of this. Let's give everyone a fair hearing. Let's watch some of this tonight facing criticism over use of force and some arrest. I says it has a new tool for officers dealing with non-compliance suspects spending $20 million to purchase thousands of devices known as the glove, which shock people who do not comply with officers. These demonstration videos released by the manufacturer. - Whoa. - A senior DHS. - Can you do that again? Please do that again. Do that again. - Back sure. - Whoa. - A senior DHS official. - So that's what's gonna be going on. That's the sound you're gonna hear. - When you're eating a muffin in the morning and having a call if you're just gonna hear. Ah! Let's watch that one more time. - These demonstration videos released by the manufacturer. - Whoa. - A senior DHS official tells NBC News officers will be able to turn on the gloves, also known as zap gloves at the touch of a button. Emitting a shock they say won't leave a mark or hurt the person after they are released. Saying it allows officers to avoid using firearms and is better than pepper spray, which can impact by standards. In a statement to NBC News, DHS says every decision is made with careful consideration and appropriately reviewed to ensure any technology ice utilizes is consistent with all applicable law enforcement policies and standards. - Well there you have it folks. That is, you know, again, I'm skeptical if this is the right direction to move in too as a country I don't think it is. I don't think, you know, we were able to, you know, detain people and restrain people for years and years and years without this technology. I don't know what has happened. It would make this technology necessary. And if you don't think this will be used on you or someone you know, eventually you're crazy. I mean, this is not going to be simply for people that have committed crimes. This all of this stuff, the flock cameras, all of it is coming. It's not coming to just make you safe. They don't care if you're safe. Again, all of it is coming to build a surveillance grid that is like nothing else that has ever existed in history. Listen to me now. Nothing in history will be, you will not be able to find a comp, a comparable in history for the level of surveillance that they're going to employ at cellular level here. They're going to monitor your hopes and dreams, everything you type in the Google, all of your text messages, every email, every phone call, your physical location with your phone camera, they're gonna have flock cameras and license plate readers and facial recognition, biometric eye scans, they're gonna have all of these things. You'll be in a web of surveillance unlike any that has existed in history. And all of that is designed because what is coming is going to be very disruptive. And they know that. They're aware that what is coming is going to be very disruptive. It has to probably do with the eventual disruptions to the economy with AI. It could be a major war. It could be a climate event. Whatever they think is coming, or it could be all free. Whatever they think is coming, they are building this surveillance grid so that when it comes, they are able to address the disruptions in society that this will cause. This is going to cause significant fishers in society. There's no way that this is all being done. And by the way, at a breakneck pace, this has happened quick. They want this to happen quick. There's already 1,000 flock cameras in New York. There's already, I found out what it was a week ago. Here's the thing, this is the way technology will work now. You'll find out what something was a week ago and then it'll just be being used. It'll be being used. How many flock cameras are in NYC? Let's see if we can get that up. Maybe I'm overreacting. But let's see what's going on here. It's probably more than I would like. I would like none. Oh, okay, there's zero right now. Well, that's good. But hold on, wasn't there an upper-west side thing, flock camera? Well, they're coming. I imagine they're coming. There wasn't a flock camera story out of New York City. What is this? This is a map of all the flock cameras. They just said there was no flock cameras. Maybe this is what they're going to put in. I don't know what's going on, but the flock cameras are coming. I thought, because by the way, people are destroying them, so people are seeing them all over the place. People are going and destroying these, because people do not like them. But they are coming. And this is the way technology is going to work. You'll hear about this shock love and then all of a sudden, and you'll be somebody who'll shock love you. You'll be like, what the fuck? Like that's how quick it's gonna be now. How can I check the location of a flock? I mean, look at that. Put that up right there. That include, that is a map, I believe of, this is the reported locations of cameras in your neighborhood. Now the flock cameras are supposedly gonna only be used again or someone shoots somebody and they'll only be used for public safety and everything like that. Don't worry about it. They're not gonna be used for any other reason. Just like everything else we've been told. All of these things are coming obviously because there's some level of preparation happening for some event or multiple events. And I'm not even saying people have an exact idea of what they are, but they have some scenarios drawn up. That will require this level of surveillance, this level of control for sure. Look at that. I thought that was places where they had the Taco Bell lettuce. I'm kidding. And by the way, let's support Taco Bell. I really want to support Taco Bell right now. There's a lot, they got a lot of bad press, but Taco Bell is the one fast food restaurant that we still like. We still like it. It warms our hearts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're from the South, it's Chick-fil-A for you, whatever. Taco Bell's the nostalgia. You're out with your buddies. You're all high. You're 17. You go through Taco Bell. You get the best food you can get in the world. When you're high and you're a teenager, Taco Bell is the greatest food in the world and how lucky that there's one in the next town over. And it's amazing. And you know, I've talked about this. I did it at episode many years ago, called "Facker with the Clean Car." Because one of my friends was at Fatty Boom Baddie, but she would never eat in front of us. She always had an immaculate car, very clean. And then one day we just noticed on the dashboard that was a perfectly diced Taco Bell tomato, a perfectly diced tomato that had come out of a, and I didn't even mention it, but she'd gotten it all. She'd gotten it all out, except for one perfectly diced tomato that could have fallen out of a chalupa, a gordita. It was there and it was just a per, and it was, but again, clean car always smelled great, always smelled like a cupcake. They do that icing scent. But Taco Bell, to me, is a part of my childhood. And yes, can you get up RIP, the lettuce that did kill the man, the 47 year old man who did shit himself to death? Bring that up because that is unfortunate. And we wanna also, if we're gonna defend Taco Bell, let's also kind of memorialize this man who gave his life for Taco Bell. Oh, wait, now they're saying no deaths have reported. So it's fake. I heard a guy die. I heard someone died. I heard a 47 year old guy died from this cyclospora thing. Is this complete, is this complete fraud? Wow, it's fraud. I don't even believe this was real this thing. Although I told nine people I had it to get out of things because it was just an excuse. Don't ever waste an excuse that's public. If something is public, just say, I've got that parasite lettuce thing, I think. If something is public, never waste an excuse. Okay, yes, so two people have died in Michigan. Let's watch this because we do want to mourn the dead who gave their lives. Come on, here it is. Being blamed on at least two deaths. Now, the illness is not typically deadly. However, these two people who died had underlying health conditions and they came down with the foodborne parasite. Caroline Elliott with the update tonight. The infamous explosive diarrhea parasite has now turned deadly in Michigan. After the state reported, the first two deaths linked to the outbreak. ♪ In the arms of the angel ♪ Please keep going. Probably the immunocompromise for individuals that have some really bad reactions to that. Before the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services, both patients had significant underlying health conditions and died after getting the foodborne. ♪ You had us, it all happened a couple of days of experiencing some of the disease. ♪ ♪ You're self today. ♪ They should definitely seek medical attention. Michigan has the farest hit. Among the 45 states reporting cases with more than 11 bells on total and as of late July, nearly 200 hospitalizations. - That. - Federal health officials linked the outbreak to let us imported from Mexico that served at Taco Bell locations around the country. And since then, some producers have seen-- - All right, get it out of here. Get it out of here. RIP to the people, the last thing they heard was that crunch. That Taco Bell crunch, can you get that up? Can you just get the Taco Bell crunch sound? Because that's the last thing they heard. And what a beautiful way to go out by the way. I don't know if you'll be able to get the crunch, but what a beautiful way to go out. That was their final act, their final act which should go through a Taco Bell. There it is. Oh, that's kind of an RIP. That's for whom the bell tolls. Let's go. Last thing they heard. There it is. One more time, RIP to. Okay, give it a be again. One more time. And by the way, if I was at their funeral, I would say, and now for a moment of silence. That's right. That was the last thing and that's sad. It is very sad, but it is a good way to go. You drive through, you get a nice treat. And I hope it was a good one. See, that's the thing. You don't want some Taco Bells. It's just you get it. You know, what the hell were you guys doing back there? Because sometimes the beans are on the outside of the thing. Like sometimes the Taco Bell goop that's supposed to stay in it. It's leaking out and it's on the outside. It looks like shit, shit colored. So you go, just keep it in. It's got to be in, you don't want to see the inside. Just want to eat it and kind of stare. I hope it was a good, I hope after that they said, this was a tasty, nice one. That's the best you can hope. I hope after they had that final, you know, burrito, you know, perhaps a burrito supreme or something. I hope they went, that was a crunch wrap supreme. I hope they said, God, that was a good one. Because then unfortunately, and I, not to be indelicate about it, but after that, they did shit themselves to death. I'm not trying to be indelicate, but that's literally what happened. And that Taco Bell's trying to rebrand now because a couple of people shit themselves to death. So Taco Bell now is like, all right, let's bring some oldies back. 'Cause they go to the CEO, they go, listen, this thing's getting out of control. A lot of people get sick and he's like, any deaths, 'cause they don't care about anything, right? Other than death, death is a bad one. It'll care sick you got. As long as you're not dead, number one, the press isn't that bad for them. Number two, you're still a customer. So they went to the CEO and they go, hey, we got two deaths from this. And he goes, all right, bring back the end burrito. Bring back, let's get, let's get the case burrito back for a couple of days. Let's go old school. Let's read this Taco Bell. And I know I'm late to this story, folks, but I don't care. Taco Bell's completed the removal of effective Taylor Farms lettuce from our restaurants based on ongoing conversations with public health officials. Not of abundance of caution. Taco Bell works with fleet of voluntarily removed the product. Good for them. Good for them. And listen, we extend our greatest, our sympathies to the families of the two people. But by the way, what would you rather jump off an aircraft carrier in the ocean? Like a, like some cock or die like a man with a crunch wrap wrapper in the front of your car. You know, that's how they found these people. They found them in their cars with a crunch wrap wrapper on a front seat in their own shit. They found them in a pool of their own shit with a crunch wrap wrapper in the front seat. Listen, some people say not a dignified way to go, but who cares? It's not about the body. It's not about the soul. Millions of men ditching the workforce data shows. Good for them, work sucks. So apparently a lot of men have had enough with working. Good. Let's make this a little bigger. Because here's the deal. I think millions of men are ditching the workforce and experts are sounding the alarm. Here's the thing folks with these jobs. You know, they're not fun anymore. The Bureau of Labor Statistics breakdown found that 44 million of the 132 million eligible men older than 15 were not in the labor force last month. So that's about 33% of men are not in the labor force. That's 9 million more out of work men than in 2012, or 29% were not in the workforce. So now it's up to 33%. The number of men opting not to work jump by 891,000 over the preceding 12 months alone and as the economy sheds manufacturing and finance jobs. Yeah, the American economy's gradually moved away from some of the industries that historically provided good jobs to men without college degrees. Meanwhile, much of the recent employment growth has occurred in areas such as healthcare and education where women make up a much larger share of the workforce. Mr. Boulier cited research showing that men who stay home in their thirties to play video games or seek social media fame find it progressively harder to return to return to traditional work and are more likely to end up incarcerated. Well, that's negative. That's a little negative, Mr. Boulier. I don't think the guys playing video games are trying to get social media fame need negativity from that goon, shut up, support people, support people in your life. If someone tells you they're going to be famous, support them. No matter what, no matter what it does to their life, support them. They're going to be an influencer and talking about cupcakes. You support them. They're going to flick their bean on only fans you support them. They're going to be a gamer. They're going to be Mr. Beast. You support them. Right. You support them. You don't tell them they got to get a nine to five job at a fucking bank. You tell them you support whatever crap they're doing on the Internet. That's the message. You have to be positive. When you're drug addicted child wanders up from the basement and tells you they got things going on in crypto, you say good for you son. You don't tell them to go to college like some fucking loser. You say I'm proud of you. And one day you'll be living in Miami with what's his name, a clavic and you go clavicular dad. You're going to be living with clavicular soon. You're my son. You're my son. You're going to be living in Miami with clavicular. I got a job like a fucking cock and your mother walked all over me, okay. She ruined my life. I slaved away for you and your mother to pay for this house, how lucky I would have been to grow up at a time when I knew that I could be like go to Miami and be like clavicular. You should support your children. I'm telling you, I know people think I'm kidding. I'm not. They don't need to hear that they need an internship. Let them loose. Let them loose on the internet. I'm telling you, you go, hey, we're getting we're getting views. We're cat-fishing petafiles and then hitting them with sticks. Good for you son. And then you tell your friends you go, my son's putting his ass on the internet. He's catching petafiles and they're filming them down at the park and this kid's making some real money now. These are the new jobs, just go with it. What are they going to be lawyers? That's retarded. Don't even know what that is. They're going to be a lawyer, shut up. Go cat-fishing petafile at the park, put you pussy on the street. Get into fucking forex trading. Start talking about currencies. Get into fucking crypto, get into AI weird shit, start using AI to build apps that no one cares about. That's another big thing now. It doesn't matter, there's a whole new group of jobs and it does us nothing by the way to think of like the people are going to go back to the old world. Be a gamer, do pranks, do pranks on people, do pranks on people. Why do you need, what are you going to be a doctor, do pranks, do pranks collapse in the middle of a grocery store, pretend you're dead. Start foaming into mouth, put out the sauce when your master foaming, twitching in a grocery store and film people's reactions. These are the new jobs now, the jobs are not going to be in things we understand. Be an IRL streamer, walk around Miami and just film yourself, humping food delivery robots. That's what it is now, these are the new jobs. Good for you son, this is my boy. Now what do you do son, the other day he filmed the fight where a guy died and he got three million views and then the cops also are, they're taking all of that, they're confiscating it as evidence, I'm proud of my son, my son's an IRL streamer, I'm proud of my son. You have to be proud, my daughter does only fans and I'm proud of her. You have to start saying these things, you can't fight this, you have to start saying my daughter has a really good, she's got a great business on only fans and I'm proud of her. And you tell your friends this, you go and because she does fetish. There's a lot of people, because you're going to go listen, we never thought she was that great looking, to be honest, me and her mother were kind of shocked when she told us how well she was doing on only fans, but then she told us she was doing fetish and I'm even weird shit, things that you wouldn't even think are sexual, you're going to have to tell this to your friends at a lunch. Things you wouldn't even think are sexual, things with eggs and stuff, it's, I'm telling you it's weird. I don't understand it than the mother comes in, she goes, I don't even understand what sexual about what she's doing. She does different fetishes and people will message her and they will ask her to do different things and she will do most of them, some of the ones that she won't do or because she felt that her own safety was compromised by them, but we're very proud of her, she's got a really good business. She's always had, and then your friends, your friends are not going to blink at this anymore, your friends are going to go, she's always had a good head on her shoulders. Your daughter's always had a good head on her shoulders and then one of your friends might go, I don't want to make it awkward, but I subscribed to her. I actually subscribed to the channel and what she did yesterday was she just, she took her high heel shoe and she just crushed a roach very slowly and I'm telling you right now I don't know why, but I, I, I just couldn't, I just, I came. I pleasureed myself and you've, and he's a no longer going to be strange conversations and your wife's going to go, you might as well, you spent the money and you're not going to mind that your friend has confessed that he has pleasureed himself to your daughter. You're going to say, well, she's got a good business, doesn't she, Frank? She's got, you're going to go, you know, she's got a real personality on there. She's got a real personality on there and she'll do a lot of interesting things, my daughter. She'll do a lot of interesting things. That's what it's going to be, folks, you can, you can, you can keep trying to get people back into the firehouse or whatever, but no one's going to want to put out fires in this country. People are just going to watch things burn. So there is no, there are no, you're not going to get people into these jobs. You just encourage what they want to do. If your son walks up and goes, I got to get really hot and move to Miami and become rich or I'm going to jump off the balcony and kill myself. You know what you say to him? I agree with you son, I agree, son, years ago, I would tell you to go to college and get a good job and then you get a house, but what the fuck, you can't do, what is that going to do? College. Good job. 2004, follow your passion son, go and catfish a pedophile in the park, put it on camera and really try to build something. You know, you've always looked younger than you are, utilize that catfish pedophiles. These are the new jobs, people can be mad at it. People don't have to like it, but these are 100% fully the new jobs in our society, in our ecosystem. And if you're a loving parent, you're going to have to start realizing that and encouraging your children to do these jobs. You're going to have to encourage your children to do these jobs. You know, and there's a lot of people going to disagree with me and go, no, we actually want our kids to go the more traditional route. Yeah. Sure. Really what, jump off the aircraft carrier into the ocean? What you need is to encourage your children, encourage them. If your daughter is, I'm starting only fans, your son's like, we're just walking around, you know, finding dead bodies and playing with them on camera. You go, good son, I wish I am so you're so lucky. You should. lucky. I used to go to an office every day and then have to go to your parent teacher conference, but you get to go to Miami and and and and and and basically watch and film people kill each other outside of a club. Son, I mean, that's the life. You down there with your boys, you're watching someone get killed. Somebody gets brained on the street and you're watching it. That's a life, isn't it? You know, and your mother, your mother will be resentful. She'll be like, if only I knew about it, if only we had only fans, I wouldn't have to work at the rec center. I could have just put an egg in my pussy like my daughter. She put an egg in a pussy. Now she's a millionaire. That's what's coming. Embrace it. Truly, truly. Embrace it. Don't, don't fight it because at the end of the day, you're only fighting what's inevitable. These are your children. You want them to be happy. And the only way they're going to be happy is if they're moguls or whores. Everyone in our society can only be happy if they're a mogul or a whore. So when you talk to men at night, you know, they're 32, they deliver you. They'll come in. You go, you're my little whore. You're my little mogul and you're my little whore. And I believe in you, you're going to be the biggest whore of them all. I am, aren't I, Daddy? Yes, you are. You're going to be the biggest whore of them all. That's what you have to do. Love your children. Good night.