505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin

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That's She'sBirdie.com. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. It is the summer in America. We are in the heat of it. The dog days of summer. I hope it's everything you would imagine. I hope you are making your dreams come true. When you're on the East Coast, there's so much pressure for the summer because you only get one summer. I mean, that's like some slogan that I grew up with. Or maybe not. Maybe I heard recently, you only get one summer. I forget who was advertising that. I don't know. But probably some rehab or something, you know? I don't know what was advertising that. Narcan or something. You only get one summer. Narcan. But whatever it is, they're right. There's really only, it's July, August, and then a little bit of September, but a lot of the country goes back to school in August and their summer is over. And they consider the start of fall August because they have snowstorms in October, whereas New York and New England has a longer fall. And, you know, usually we go back first week of September. And then we get colder weather usually towards Christmas and then after. That was it. That was the episode. I just want to kind of go over that and break it down for everybody and make sure that. These Tate brothers can't catch a break, these guys, huh? You know, I met them in Romania. I interviewed them on the Patreon, and this was years ago. And they were lovely, and they took me to a steakhouse. I was in Romania to do a gig, to do a gig for some Bitcoin guy who had lots of money, who paid me a lot of money to go out there and do comedy in Bucharest, Romania, for a group of people that could barely speak English. And they liked me and saw me and wanted me to go. And it was a very challenging. I did it in some, like, weird restaurant event venue. And I did about 25 minutes, and it was barely understood. And I think one of the guys stood up and was like, Drogon, Drogon! So I think he saw me on Joe's show. And I was there, and I hit up the Tates, and I said, you know, do you have any recs, any recommendations? And they go, we know exactly who you are. We'll pick you up from the airport. And they did, and they came in their Rolls Royces, and they truly were. Now, I know they're accused of rape and human trafficking, whatever, but let me just say my piece first, and then I'll get to that. I'll get to that. They were truly lovely. We had a lovely meal. We went to their home. We did a podcast. They were lovely people. Do I. Can I, like. Am I, like, saying they're pure of spirit? I don't know. I'm just saying my personal experience with them, they're accused of choking women sometimes until they passed out, then raping them. Again, not good. That's from the New York Times. My producer highlighting that. I understand that. I'm getting to that, and I appreciate you highlighting that as I talk about how lovely our dinner was. Thank you very much for doing that. We are against that here at the Tim Dillon Show, choking women until they pass out and then raping them. Obviously wrong. We get it. We know it. Not for it. Have never been for it. I witnessed none of that in Romania. One of their girlfriends was there. I think her name was Baby G or something, and she was a little quiet. Some of the women with them were quiet. That's what I will say. Some of the women there were quiet. They were not offering loud opinions. A little nice, but it was very. You know, I don't know. They didn't seem like victims to me. Was there an arrangement? Were they working a little bit? Hey, sure. But by the way, life is an arrangement. Truly. Sorry. And I'm not trying to, you know, discourage the real true romantics out there because I feel like that's a beautiful thing. Love is an amazing, beautiful thing. It's a celestial thing. It comes from the, you know, blah, blah, blah. It's lovely. And I hope you're finding it this summer. But there are. Love is a little bit of a commodity in certain places. And I felt like maybe it was a. There was a commodified love, which is very. I've lived in Beverly Hills. I live in New York. I'm well aware of that. I've had my friend's mothers tell me I married this person for very practical reasons. I had my friend's mother told me that on the back porch of her Wanta home. She said, I married. I married my husband's name for very practical reasons. I was never over the moon in love with him, but I knew he'd be a good father and he'd make a good living. And these are okay things. So what I'm saying here is that we are against choking women until they pass out and then R. R. R. We can't keep doing that with that word because we'll be out of this algorithm. So we're against all of that. And if that happened, that is unequivocally unacceptable. And I have no reason to believe it didn't happen. I didn't see it with my own eyes. I don't know what's going on. They've taken a lot of controversial stances and made a lot of people unhappy and they've made a lot of enemies. But also they live a weird life and they live together in one house in Romania and God only knows what's going on. And they are very open about the idea that they kind of like a harem. They're like a bunch of different women there. And, you know, women are kind of. In their mind, women are more property than they are people. So they. They have been arrested. But again, so let me just go back to my experience with them, which was very, very cordial and nice. And I thought they were respectful and dignified. And I don't. I don't like hearing about the choking and the you-know-what-ing. That's not. That's not for me. So let's watch a little bit of that. They're facing new UK charges and they got them on a bunch of charges. They got them on all kinds of things. Let's take a look here. Tonight, Andrew and Tristan Tate are behind bars in Miami waiting for their possible extradition to the UK. Who's that guy with that hat? That fedora? That's his brother. Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah? Go back. Oh, okay. Tristan, anything to say? U.S. Marshals arresting controversial social media influencers, in Florida this weekend, as prosecutors in the United Kingdom announced a slew of. By the way, let's stop this for a minute. And again, I'm not defending them at all. These seemingly are the only human traffickers we want to arrest. Like, these are the only people in our society trafficking that we seem to care about, by the way. There's nobody in Washington, not a member of the political class, none of our billionaires, who've all been, like, a lot of them have been credibly accused I'm not defending the Tates at all. I am saying, though, they do seem like the only people involved in this particular crime that we have a huge interest in apprehending. And they keep getting arrested and then they keep letting them out and it's like, what's going on? Tate said, I'm in solitary and I'm next to a cannibal in there. He goes, my cellmate, or the guy in solitary next to him, not cellmate, but his neighbor is a guy who's got a cellmate. He's a guy who's screaming all night and who's a cannibal. But again, which, by the way, if you are doing that, the choking and the pet, you know, if you're doing all of that, then that's what you get. And I have no sympathy for that. But let's watch a little bit more of this news story here on NBC. In Florida this weekend, as prosecutors in the United Kingdom announced a slew of new charges, including for rape. Their first reaction to the allegations is the first reaction that any innocent man or woman would have. What is that? It's garbage. The brother's attorney speaking today outside Miami Federal Court. By the way, is that the first reaction an innocent person would have? It's garbage. Sounds a little, sounds a little guilty. Is that their principal defense? Is that it's garbage? He goes, play that again. He goes, the first reaction any innocent person would have is that it's garbage. Go on. Reaction to the allegations is the first reaction that any innocent man or woman would have. It's garbage. When did lawyers start talking? like my uncle Tommy, like what lawyers on this show, like playing just different things, like the degeneration of people's ability to communicate. It's unbelievable. Yeah. They had the same reaction. Anyone would have that's innocent is garbage. Whole thing's garbage. You're like, um, what? You're my lawyer. Lawyers are supposed to articulate something in a way that you can't. Lawyers. Aren't supposed to sound like you lawyers. Lawyers is supposed to sound like, like professional and they're supposed to use legal terminology. They're not supposed to be like this. This whole thing's garbage. It didn't choke. Nobody. It's garbage. Speaking today outside Miami federal court where the brothers appeared before a judge in beige and Brown prison clothes shackled at the wrists and ankles. As the extradition process begins, we are of course objecting to extradition because Andrew and Tristan are innocent. They've never done nothing wrong. They shouldn't be extradited for crimes. They did not this lawyer. They never done nothing. They never done nothing wrong. Who is this? This lawyer looks like someone who was taking courses on Andrew Tate site four months ago. These two. I mean, this is unbelievable. All right, get them out of here. The Tate brothers, friends of the show. We, we, we want justice for the women or whatever. I mean, and I don't, I don't mean to minimize it when I say or whatever. I just don't really know what's going on over there. I mean, because this has been a saga for years with them. They keep arresting them. They keep going there. They they're running this trafficking ring and then they, they keep popping up again in Miami in a nightclub. So I don't know what's going on. So are they running a trafficking ring and are they like worldwide international traffickers and rapists or whatever? I don't know what's happening. If that's the case, lock them up, throw away the key. Like by all means, but they were lovely to me at a steakhouse in Romania. They picked up the bill. Lindsey Graham's sister, Darlene announces she will run for her brother's Senate seat. And this is a story that warmed my heart. You know, I cover the news here and I have for a long time. And a lot of stories make me sad because I, you know, um, I'm an empath. I am. I'm an empath and I feel, and that's the difference between me and others. I feel sorry for the slurp of coffee. I know that's disgusting, but I feel deeply and I care deeply and I moved. And that is why the news sometimes pains me. I get, I curl up into a fetal ball and I say, no, no, stop it. So much of it is negative and bad. Genocide war, you know, the, the energy costs are going up or whatever. And this story is nice because here you have a, uh, a, a man, Lindsey Graham, who is no longer with us. And he was a Senator from the great state of South Carolina. And he served the people of South Carolina, um, proudly and with honor. And, you know, whatever that meant, whatever that meant, he was bound by the honor code. And I'm serious about this. Whatever he did, he didn't talk about it. That is the DC honor code. Now you might, you might aspire to a higher honor code in your life. Fine. You're allowed to do that. You, maybe you should, you know, maybe it's the code of the samurai with you or something. Great. Hey, congrats. No one cares what, what, uh, standard you hold yourself to. I hope it's a standard that you can try to live up to. And one that helps you in your life. Lindsey Graham was bound by the honor code of DC, which is that whatever you did in a hotel room with a dirty boy, a dirty boy was not discussed. It was not discussed at the brunch. It was not discussed. It happened. It was there. Dirty, shameful, hot, anonymous hotel room shenanigans. And you didn't discuss it. You just went about your day. That was the honor code that Lindsey Graham lived his life by. And again, you might be going, that doesn't sound honorable. Well, good for you in your car, commuting to work, listening to this. Fine. By the way, you're allowed to have that belief and you might be correct. But like many of the points in your head where you go, I'm actually right. It means nothing that you're right. It doesn't mean anything that you're right. He lived by a code. Is it the code? Most people would consider honorable. No, but in his tribe in Washington, D.C., the people that he was around, the things they got into, this was their code. You kept your mouth shut. And he's no longer with us for reasons we don't know. We can't know. These are the big questions, the ones we can't even ask. But somewhere along the line, Lindsey Graham, who wanted, he wanted, he wanted, and I see, he did, because all he wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died. All he wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died. I just want to see it go away. All he wanted to see is Gaza nuked. And he never got to see it. He got close, but he never got to see it. Never met a war he didn't love. And he's gone. So now I want you to play his sister again, because, in honor of his, because again, when someone lives a life of honor, as Lindsey Graham has done, in his own way, we just said that, his sister has to honor him. His sister has to honor him by carrying on the legacy of Lindsey Graham, the legacy, on your knees in the Capitol Hilton, on your knees choking down, the sweaty cock, and I've done this, it's actually not a terrible thing to do, in a hotel room, and you're sucking cock in the August heat in Washington, D.C., Lindsey Graham doing this, and then walking into Congress, and then voting to kill people, and his sister goes, that's a life of purpose. It is. He had a purpose-driven life. That's the thing nobody wants to talk about. Talking about Lindsey Graham was a purpose-driven life. He knew exactly what he was doing. Everyone thinks a purpose-driven life is, like, good. By the way, that's not true. Some of the best people I know have no idea why they're here, and don't want to know, and they're lovely people, and they have no purpose. You know who's got a real purpose? Bin Laden. Putin. Kim Jong-un. Whatever. Stephen Miller. The purpose is not always ideal. Some people that are deeply committed to things can be committed to the wrong things and make life worse for themselves and others. But Lindsey Graham, for all his foibles, for all the times in life he fell short of what an ideal, but that is an ideal man in America, to be a closeted gay senator from South Carolina and then vote for him. to kill people is our idea of masculinity in this country. It kind of is. Lying, cheating, and being a coward. And that's what our country is, is kind of liars, cheaters, and cowards. So that's what we've evolved into. But fun and a little bit of talent. So Lindsey Graham, and we never know how to be normal people, by the way. We can't just be normal dudes in America. We have to either, we have to LARP, we have to LARP as like Viking Nazi warriors on the internet who long for the ancient world, but would be there five minutes before getting killed by someone because we've spent our entire lives on a keyboard. We can't do that. We don't know how to do that. We don't know how to be like a normal guy who's like, I have a family, I love them, I protect them, I provide for them. I'm in a community, I'm reasonably compassionate. I'm not an idiot, I work hard. All of that, we don't know how to do. We have to LARP as the odyssey is, it ruined my life. It's that, or it's you're on your knees in a hotel room in Washington, D.C., choking down a cock in the August heat and then walking into the Senate and going, let's kill all the people that Israel wants to kill. And, you know, Lindsey Graham lived that life. And now here is his sister. Beautiful. Beautiful woman, Darlene Graham. I see his face in her, and that's why I get emotional. You know me. I'm an empath. I'm an emotional person. Many people out here on this internet are not, and I feel for them. When you feel the way I feel, I'm moved by a wind will rush my face and bring a tear to me, just a summer wind. Summer wind. This is Senator Darlene Graham. Try to listen to this interview without crying, and if you can, you're sick. You're a sociopath. Try to listen to this interview. This is a sister of a brother. It's a sister of a brother. Lindsay, what are you getting up to in that hotel? Are you being bad? Lindsay, are you being a bad boy in that hotel? Now, Darlene, mind your business. We were having meetings all night. Men's work. Men's business, Darlene. Mama, Mama would cry, Lindsay, if she saw what you were doing in that hotel. Mama's crying in heaven, Lindsay. You leave Mama out of this, Darlene. I'm making deals to make our country safe. Mama would cry if she saw you in that hotel, Lindsay, wearing a dress. Mama saw you in that hotel wearing a dress and God saw you. He sees everything. Now, Darlene, you shut your mouth. So this is, and by the way, that's a word-for-word conversation. If you found NSA transcripts, that would be a word-for-word discussion of Lindsay and Darlene Graham, both friends of the show, new friend of the show, Darlene. Listen to this interview, and I want you to listen to it with an open heart because we welcome this woman with an open heart here. Our country has fallen and it needs to get up. And Darlene Graham, hopefully, oh, senator. She is a senator, right? She just becomes a senator. Great. Take a listen to this interview. There's a warmth to her voice. It fits. Fills you with warmth. Darlene. I continue to say I've been praying a lot, talking to my family. But with the love of my family, with the support of his staff, I know I'm a hard worker. I learned that from Lindsay. He cared about the people of this state. I've worked for almost 30 years for the people of this state. I want to talk about that in a minute. I feel like I can do it. I feel an inner peace about it. Yes. Will it be difficult? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. So you're inclined to get in? Or have you even made a final decision? I'm going to do it. I've made a decision. You're in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'll kill them all. I'll kill every last one of them brown babies. If I see a brown baby in the scope of my gun, I'll kill that brown baby, Sean. I'll kill him in Jesus' name for you. I'll kill them brown babies for you and for everybody and for Lindsay. You know, Lindsay's up there in heaven sucking cock. That's what Lindsay's doing, and he came to me in a dream. He was in a dominatrix outfit, and he was in hell for a little while, but they kicked him out because they didn't trust him in hell. They say, are you working for Israel? The devil kicked him out of hell. Can you imagine that? So he went up to hell. He went up to heaven, and he's in a special place in heaven where they're not letting him with everybody else because of his deeds. And he appeared to me, and he said, now, Darlene, you go walk into that sand hen, and you kill those babies. Let's keep watching her. She just, there's something about her I just feel good. I can't explain it. I'm an empath. Darlene. I can't see it any other way. I just can't. I've thought, and I've prayed, and I just, he's worked so hard. For so long, I just, I can't just let that die. I've got to step in and carry on his legacy. So here's what's happening. Let me explain what's happening in the country right now. The moment you notice something is off in the bedroom, it tends to stick with you. Most guys sit on it longer than they should. HIMS makes it simple to actually do something about it with real treatment options, 100% online. HIMS connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED treatment options from home. No awkward appointments. No pharmacy lines. 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The energy markets are going to be rattled, and even more than rattled. We're going to probably mire ourselves in a quagmire in the Middle East. Similar to Iraq, could be worse. China will emerge victorious here as a leader, financially and morally, which is not what we want. And this will be the final war of the American superpower, most likely, if we continue on the path that we are. And the people that are pushing this, Sean Hannity and Fox being one of them, and others, are pushing this as the final battle for the Middle East, for the supremacy of Israel, for the supremacy of a certain Christian fascist ideology that wants to subjugate large parts of the Middle East for strategic military and economic reasons. Or religious, or whatever. And it is this fusion of fundamentalist Christians in America, some of them, and radical Zionists, people in the Likud party, people like Smotrich and Ben-Gavir, people that are controversial even in Israel. People like Netanyahu that they're starting to get fed up with in Israel. People that are at the far right end of the political spectrum there. This is a suicide pact between these two groups of people. A lot of it is financial. Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner is making lots of money. All of these guys are making a lot of money. On the other side of this, you have this online contingent of the right that has absolutely no power other than to get views on YouTube. There are people like Tucker Carlson, or Candace Owens, or Fuentes, or any of these people that really, really disagree with what the establishment Republicans are doing. And they're very vocal about it. And in my estimation, a lot of, and I don't agree with all of them on everything, obviously, but on many of the central points, like the Iran war is a colossal, massive mistake. And our support for Israel is a massive liability across many different criteria. They are correct. They have been proven right. But they don't have any institutional power in Washington, D.C. They have very little institutional power in the universities. They are a movement that exists. They are a movement that exists primarily on the internet with a lot of charismatic personalities. And they have backing, a lot of backing specifically with younger people across America that are more right-inclined, and some of them to the left. On the other side of this is the DSA. And the DSA is eating the mainstream of the Democratic Party. The leader of that, Mamdani, elected New York City, which New York City is doing pretty well. It has not turned into a hell. There's a little storm of chaos here, by the way. It's like, fine. Now, could it? Sure. Could anything happen? Yeah. But Mamdani is a charismatic, Trump-esque figure who's like, yeah, he's a war criminal. I'm going to arrest him. He's not going to arrest him. But it is what it is. It's a little bit of a show. That's where Ken Griffin lives. He's a billionaire. We're going to go get him. A little bit of the Trump-esque quality. You have AOC, who was, you know, people in the DSA. Have been lukewarm on her recently because they don't feel like she's been as, you know, she hasn't been as much of a purist as they would like. She's been a little lukewarm on criticism of Israel or whatever. Whatever their issues with her are, she's a little too wishy-washy for them. And she does not have the charisma of Mamdani. She's okay. She's not bad. She's fine. She's attractive. Young. But, you know, Mamdani. Mamdani has that quality. Graham Plattner, another one of those. the DSA stars gets taken out by a sexual assault allegation and can you play who's stepping in for Grant Plattner it's like a a trans person but the DSA make no mistake is the insurgency and they're on the rise and they are going to kick people like Chuck Schumer uh out of the party and they are going to run their candidates some of some of whom are just you know completely insane but Mamdani so far New York has not descended into a hellscape so far that doesn't mean I agree with all the DSA shit which is like get rid of jails you know there shouldn't be any prisons we don't need police we don't need a border and kind of like open season on on white people like like a lot of kill whitey a little too much kill whitey for my liking and a little too much uh you know everything's going to be okay but I don't think it's going to be okay because I don't think it's going to be okay because I don't think it's going to be okay because I don't think it's going to be okay because I don't think it's going to be okay because I don't think it's going to be okay because everybody's and the DSA is made up of Muslims and trans people and and and white kids from uh Bushwick or whatever like so it's an interesting alliance of people I don't know how it will work and I don't know how that all works um but that is what's going on right now in our country that is where the excitement is the excitement is with with with young Muslim people and young trans people and very skinny white guys from the midwest and those people are are a real insurgency and the democratic party's old and boring and bloated and corrupt and the same thing with the republican party and that's why you have Sean Hannity interviewing this woman and she's like I pray down at town and it just feels good to do and Sean's like have you made a decision have you made a decision and these people are trying to make a decision and they're trying to make a decision and they're trying to hold on to power because they're they're losing it it's a generational thing um so here to replace Graham Plattner um they have this uh democrat main democrat Ashley Webb who is running to replace Graham Plattner now Graham Plattner was one of the only because here's the thing with with the DSA and and I and I and I say this lovingly because I'm an empath it's a lot of freaks same thing with the far right it's a lot of freaks it's a lot of people you can't put in a place where you can't put in a place where you can't put in a place where front and center they're not camera ready a lot of Mamdani is good looking fun charismatic but a lot of DSA people are not camera ready they're not ready for the spotlight they're not here yet they're not they haven't prepared you need to prepare okay so this woman and I say that because I recognize trans identity and this to me is a woman it's not a great looking woman it's not Vanna White you know from Wheel of Fortune it is um that's not a man I mean it biologically it's a man but it's not I don't know what's you know and so I go you you want to be called a woman life's too short I'll call you whatever you want I really speak to six people so I don't I'll call anyone anything and I usually only speak about myself so I don't really address people by their pronouns because I usually don't address people at all or ask them questions about themselves because it's usually really uninteresting I speak mainly about myself and I speak in ideas sort of like a Caesar where I will have lunch with someone and then just talk I barely look at them I just kind of talk out almost like at the rest of the restaurant so there's no real worry here in that I'm going to be impolite and offend someone but some of these DSA people are just not camera ready they haven't done the work they're not media trained and this is a great example Ashley Webb running to replace Graham Plattner here she is Miss America roll tape Ashley Webb what qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate? Oh I ran for office several times didn't win but I did run and then um I'm a songwriter and then I write my own books and then I suppose my transparency I wouldn't lie to the people and I wouldn't deceive the people like okay well again you got to watch this a little bit on YouTube too because there is a visual component to this that is you know even the the audio though is pretty damning this woman this lass this lady our gal pal Ashley Webb not ready for the so that's what the DSA is gonna have to do they're gonna have to get their candidates camera ready because America is if nothing else a production our country is a production of America and it's a production of America and it's a country is a production it is produced and what you need to do is find some media train trainers you need you need publicists you need a vocal coach you need a stylist you need a makeup artist you need a therapist you need um a debate coach you need a PR person you need an agent a manager you might need a business manager you need a social media manager you might need a Reiki healer you need a spiritual advisor you need um a gender specialist you need a lot of people to cut you need someone to sage the room you need a lot of people to come in here and get these candidates because some of what they're talking about I'm all on board with get people health care get them jobs whatever but if you people think you're gonna have any kind of money you're gonna have to get them jobs you're gonna have to get any hope or any chance you need to wrestle control of that organization back from the freak show in the same way that people on the far right are gonna need to do that because you can't keep nominating like Hitler loving women hating psychopaths who want to like burn down every institution in America that isn't some like revival church that they come from where they're also raping people most of the time and so I think it's a good thing that we have a lot of people that are like that but you can't nominate the Tate brothers either you understand what I mean like you can't nominate clavicular for the senate the far right I know they would like to do that they would like to nominate clavicular and the far left wants to nominate this person but here's what we need to do it's a production take a little lesson from Hollywood America's not gonna you're not gonna change America overnight from what it has been for the last couple of hundred years we are a produced country it is a production and you need to put these people this woman needs to go through a car wash this woman needs to go through a full-on car wash there needs to be 15 professional dog groomers on her you need to get them on her put her in a car put her in a carrier put this woman in a carrier zip it up she's going to the groomer take her to the vet she's going to the vet she's going to the vet and I'll tell you right now if you don't do that you're not going to win take this bitch to the animal hospital and figure it out and it has nothing to do with her gender it has to do with her appearance and the way she is speaking which disturbs me the DSA's got a lot of hot tranny boombannies I'm sure of it you put a nice hot Asian tranny up there spouting some Marxism daddy's all ears I don't know what the fuck this is and I'm not going to win no one does so put her in a van take her to the car wash make her walk through it like Circe from Game of Thrones at the at the second of last season or last season I forget she should walk through the town square and everybody should shampoo her enough already I'm a singer and I'm a songwriter enough enough enough so that's a little PSA and I don't even agree with the DSA a so here's my little tidbit for you free advice from someone who doesn't really agree with a lot of your shit agrees with some of it get a hold on what the hell's going on you know how much you know how Lindsey Graham's sister do you know how many pre-interviews she did before they sat her down with Hannity they told her exactly what to say tell him you preyed on it and it is what Lindsey would have wanted tell him you preyed on it and it is what Lindsey would have wanted tell him you know it's going to be difficult but you're going to rise to the occasion tell him that let's finish her interview because by the way she at least you know is is is is doing the bullshit they've always done it's not working as well because it nothing does you can't run the same this is the problem right now with our country by the way we are in need of new scams like badly you cannot run the same scam for a hundred fucking years people get hip to it and they need a new scam lie to people in a new way put work into it you can't completely just the same bullshit I prayed and God said kill them all that's what I'm here to do you can't just keep falling back on this folksy bullshit people are seeing through this. 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The scam has ended. ended you have to be terribly terribly abusive to your children to I'm not talking about you take them there every once in a while you're on a vacation it's a rest stop there's something there but to take them there the way our parents took us to these places would be abuse to take your children to fast food or fast cash whatever this is called family dining they target lower income to middle income families and and and and they they exploit the the need for a family without a without a without a lot of time to to need to feed their children and you bring them into these restaurants and these restaurants now they look old and haggard but when they were hot they looked fun and cool but we are now looking back and we have an epidemic of diabetes we have heart disease we have a lot of problems in this country and we turn around and we're looking at these types of restaurants we're looking at red lobster we're looking at fridays we're looking at chilies we're looking at ihop sorry we're looking at waffle house where all of these restaurants the american diet went under the microscope over the last few years and now your children are going to have to get injected you with drugs to just remain a normal size and why because of this so i know it's really sad that people are losing their jobs i never want to see people lose a job at at a place because i know there's a lot of people that work at red robin okay and a lot of people are probably mad if they listen to this you're like shut up you fat fuck what should we do i get it i'm i i stand with you but you need to find a new scam because these theme restaurants where parents unload a station wagon of fatties to get sticky with this chemical sludge is not gonna work people are too hip for it it's not gonna work okay this because people would they would just rather go to the fast casual the jersey bikes and stuff like that and you know what happens to those restaurants torchy's tacos it recently private equity buys those restaurants and ruins them and and by the way they're not great restaurants to begin with but private equity like the blackstone group steve schwartzman all those guys they go into jersey mics and go every cut the portion size and and start using less of the things don't pack it with the vegetables anymore they start fucking you over and i'm not saying you have to eat the vegetables but i'm not saying you have to eat the vegetables the whole jersey mic sometimes people would eat half of it and bring the other half home they get two meals out of it they blackstone group don't want that you don't get two meals out of the footlong anymore they're shrinking the portions and the food's not as good and they're cutting corners and they're moving to kiosks so you don't see a human being when you walk in that's what private equity is doing they're going hey where it's bare minimum there you're gonna be you're gonna be treated like you're in private equity you're gonna be treated like you're in private equity that's what private equity does they buy a company that's in the food service space whatever hospitality and they go how about you're treated like a prisoner we're going to determine like israel does for gaza the exact calorie amount you need to live and that's what we're gonna do that's how we're gonna roll here at the new jersey mics private equity version where you're treated like a prisoner and you're gonna order at a kiosk and then a disinterested central american who does not speak english and doesn't know where they are is going to and i'm they're lovely people but they're gonna hand you a shitty sandwich and you will eat it in your car so that the executives of blackstone can buy a 17th house in a country you've never heard of to go live in when the great war comes so that's where we're at now with a lot of these restaurants it is it is cut cut the costs trim the operating expenses bring in the robots and make it because they go it's all monopolies and you don't have any choice and it's joe what are you gonna do where are you gonna go there's not a sandwich shop like a mom and pop they're out of business you want a sandwich you're going to jersey mics or you're going to a grocery store making it yourself so if you're on a break at work you got to go to jersey mics and we're just going to feed you like you're in prison and there's nothing you can do about it and we're going to make it shittier and shittier and shittier and shittier and we're going to take people out of it we're going to put in kiosks and we're going to staff it with with with people that got to the country 10 minutes ago and none of them will speak the language and again it's not their fault because they're here and they were brought in so that your kid can't do that job they're brought in so that your child who just got his working papers or her working papers they can't do that job so now they're on uh in a mall parking lot filming someone's death a central american migrant is handing you a sandwich that was made uh to get steve schwartzman a 19th house you know and that's the way we're going to run our country and that's it and you'll eat your shitty jersey mic sandwich in a car and you'll order it at a at a kiosk and that's that's what we're gonna do that's all and if you like my father worked at lowes when he was getting divorced from my mother my father got a side job at lowes the storm people work at things like this by the way there's this idea that like everyone doesn't do that people have those jobs i don't know when this is going to end but i'm going to do it this idea happened in our country that like nobody would have a job like that people had my dad worked at lowes the home improvement store while he was getting divorced my mother because he needed to pick up extra money and he got a job at lowes he got a job working at lowes and those are the people i am certain of it that are are are are the the people that claim to love them hate them the people that claim to care about those people on the left and the right by the way the people that claim to care about people that are working in an hourly wage job at a place like lowes their lives are the ones that get worse their lives are the ones we don't care about if you're eating caviar off a potato chip in marty's vineyard with your pussy on the street we love you but if you are working at a job trying to help an elderly person elderly housewife uh figure out you know something that she needs to buy we don't care about you we'll we go at you every way we can we will take the jobs we'll also say if you want to have lunch we've got private equity company owns that and you'll eat like you're in prison because you are and uh that's the way we feel but these family sludge factories like red robin the tower of onion rings shit is going away it's going away and it's sad it is sad it's sad let's yeah let's watch by the way look at this i want you to look for a minute this will be studied historically it will be studied where they go what happened here what happened there's a lovely looking woman whose name is maya a little ethnically ambiguous we love that for her this is a red robin commercial she is walking out with two stacks of what it looks like five cheeseburgers on top of each other each of them with two patties on it and they're sliders but they're the size of a burger that you would eat in europe and then not eat again for six seven hours but there's 10 of them and they are appetizers they are sent to the table before your actual burger red robin's kind of a burger restaurant so what they there are towers of sliders what do you think you're ordering after that a chicken caesar salad no another burger a bigger burger with more shit on it now red robin's got burgers with guacamole and barbecue sauce and blue chip and it's just like it never stops but they start you off with towers of burgers little burgers to get ready for the bigger burger and this is no longer like if you're sitting there and you have a little bit of an overweight child you have a child that's exhibiting the tendency to be a little overweight and you're sitting there and i was this child so don't talk to me like i don't know what i'm talking about you're sitting there and the waitress puts down the tower of burgers and the little fatty's eyes light up you realize you're you're his pusher you're his drug dealer you're his drug dealer you're getting he's getting excited about food and fat and sugar and I'm not saying you shouldn't like food or love food or appreciate food many people in the world don't have it but this disgusting pornography at the table of just burgers stacked on top of each other you're teaching your children that food is some type of circus where their their their job is to be impressed and wowed and bowled over by the fact that the food doesn't even look like food it looks inhuman it looks like some type of strange fucking you know thing that would come to you in a dream it's a cartoon it's like these Dagwood sandwiches you're teaching your children that food is some type of circus you know it like it is a novelty item that's not food it's frankenfood it's a novelty item and it hits the table and if you're a parent and you see your fat little child grab one of the burgers and start wolfing it down his face if you have any conscience if you have any conscience any decency you go this is bad this is wrong I'm killing you I'm killing you let's watch watch the rest of this commercial are those the towering sliders everyone needs it now let me describe the commercial the commercial is a waitress running around with these slider towers and people in the restaurant begin to attack her to get the food is that not what the commercial is yeah so the commercial is she's walking around with these slider towers and people in the restaurant begin to attack her walking with these slider towers and everyone in the restaurant gets up and starts to try to physically maim her to get them so get that out of here but my point is that scams can only run a certain amount of time before you have to move on from them you know this model scout for Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his home near maybe this is why J.D. Vansky like and these guys keep downplaying this they're still killing people maybe I should shut my mouth they're still killing motherfuckers they're still killing people this is years later Daniel Sayad faced allegations of rape and trafficking in France had appeared more than a thousand documents in the Epstein files and then he he got got um 69 well he was older was under investigation by the prosecutor specializing in human trafficking in France accused of murdering rape and other charges he was found dead in his home on Monday evening an investigation is to determine the cause of death had been opened and an autopsy is to be carried out yeah they're good they're they're they're this is what they call tying up the loose ends they're tying up all the loose ends and they can't kill everyone at once they can't kill everyone at once so the killings come uh you know when they have to they kill people when they have to they're like well he's being investigated da da da da let's just minimize risk and get him out of here he was providing and he he was well connected in the modeling world and also worked as a scout on commission for Jean-Luc Brunel who was a leading agent in Paris New York and Miami for more than four decades Brunel killed himself in prison in February 2022 after spending 14 months in custody awaiting trial on charges of rape of minors and sexual harassment so there's something going on in the modeling world obviously the modeling world is a funnel to this other world now I was never in the modeling world now many people thought that that's odd and actually I've got a lot of pushback because people go don't you know all of these people like all the modeling people from all the model parties and it it it is uncomfortable you know because that is a world that I'm in kind of that world of kind of the international modeling community but I've never seen I want to address it on the show I've met in any of the model events that I've been at I've never seen anything untoward I've never witnessed anything and I I am I wouldn't say a fixture but I am someone that is often finds himself sort of in that milieu of sort of models and and scouts and international modeling and kind of the sex industry and just the kind of that that just you know kind of image culture and and it is a shallow and hollow cult I pulled myself out of it as I've gotten older I've pulled myself out of it as I've gotten older because I realized how shallow it was and how people wanted me just for my body and that is thrilling when you're younger but now I feel as if it's something where I just I want more of a multi-dimensional experience and I just felt very one-dimensional it's like yachts yachts yachts yachts yachts yachts enough how many boats in the south of France am I gonna go on and and be and have people ogle me so in this modeling world in which I live and I'm very accustomed to and know like everyone in it is hard that some of my heroes John Luke Brunel and this man some of my heroes the great photographers the great agent scouts these people were like family to me when I was in Paris being sort of just model and model adjacent and it's hard to look at a group of people you thought you knew and I I was like I thought we're all just having fun being hot on a boat what's all this other stuff what's all this other stuff I thought we were just having fun on a boat being hot with some billionaires what's going on guys why is it all gone wrong why has it all gone wrong that's the question but you know there are these yacht parties in all serious I'm like that was a bit I want people to know I actually because I know it is confusing but I was I I actually was not a model but this world this modeling world they have these parties these yacht parties where these people are basically like they're basically like sorry I'm returning you know RFK called me he was mad at me about the uh about that I said he wasn't doing anything and you know supposedly and here's where I will defend RFK I do like RFK's family a lot and I like him and Cheryl and I did that whole thing about we want more I want more I I do and I he he fought the glyphosate thing and they overruled him because we're just we're we're ruled by corporate oligarchs and they're not going to let him do anything and I think they're going to let him do some of what he wants to do is probably silly you know but some of what you know I think he had a thing where he thought the candy fun dip gave you AIDS or something but whatever I mean you know every supposedly he's he's actually going to do something with ultra processed foods that's good he's gonna like designate them but he called me goes hello I said hi how are you I said good he said someone showed me a clip of you saying that I wasn't doing anything and you played the clip on your show where I hit the yak with my phone I said well well yes I said well I said that because I said you are an exciting character to me and I think we do have a lot of poison food and I was a victim of it as a child not a victim a willing participant but a victim and I think a lot of kids are victims of of these these corporations that are poisoning fucking kids man and I think a lot of kids are victims of of these these corporations that are and he goes well of course I agree with you but I'm doing a lot behind the scenes that people don't know or we're the first administration to come up with a definition of an ultra processed food and he goes I fought the glyphosate battle and I lost but I campaigned heavily for that so he said by the way I will correct myself and I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word you know can you get something up about the ultra processed food I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word and see if he's because he's behind the scenes trying it's hard I guess what's happening I like this so nine hours ago and I'm by the way credit where credit is due thank you senate advances maha friendly bill for food warning labels and junk food ad bans so they're trying to ban junk food advertising by the way I think that's good I think that's good the bill which would ban junk food advertisements targeted to children and require the food and drug administration to put strong warning labels on ultra processed foods high in sugar salt and saturated fat was proposed by senator bernie sanders wait a minute oh hold on hold on an earlier version of the bill died when sanders introduced back in 2004 but it was that was before president trump um appointed maha leader rfk as health secretary so rfk is on board with it good for him on that here's the deal when are we going to wrestle with the fact that both the republican party and the democratic party forever have just been okay with everyone being poisoned people are gonna have to start asking those questions and unfortunately it's not gonna bode well for fucking red robin red robin death i think that you know you go to europe europe has junk food europe has things you can eat that are naughty go get a whatever but here's the deal not like we do not like we do we have a carnival of literal horrors that we are feeding the children the children and i just want rfk doing more you know i mean i think that's super important and i think he is trying i think it's hard and i'll correct myself because he's you know he's like you played the video where i hit the yak you played that on your show and said i wasn't doing anything we said i'll go on my show and i'll i'll correct myself if i was wrong and maybe i am a little bit wrong you don't have to do that and to his credit he said i didn't have to do it i get slammed every day and so i'm a man of my word i am nothing but a man of my word so if this guy is trying behind the scene which i think he is to to truly reign in because by the way we should have healthy food there's no reason we don't have healthy food we have enough fucking money there's so much great produce in the country a lot of it comes from california but by the way it we can have food we shouldn't have food deserts where poor people have to eat sludge and then their minds and bodies are are are out of whack they're ill they're not capable and and and we're doing this on purpose we're doing it on purpose people that cannot afford to eat better a lot of them are are are like being driven to an early grave not only that but the quality of life they have is significantly diminished so if the dsa wants to get on with it they're not going to get on with it they're not going to get on with it they're on that train but the more i see of them they're talking about that calories are white supremacy and body image is white supreme and if they keep if the democratic party wants to win these have to drop the hatred of white people they have to drop it you have to start talking about class you have to start talking about jobs and health care you got to drop this identity politics shit it's not going to work stop writing articles that kamala needs to come back stop trying to make pete he's not a thing give it to john ossoff give it to andy beshear boring straight white be done with it stop trying to make a point stop the theatrical theater kid shit you're all losing and you've driven your party the world they don't want is manifesting more and more every single day with all of the actions that they undertake so this weird theater kid energy got released in the end on this but let me tell you exactly what happened and the republican party's not immune from this either by the way it's this weird like strange college energy like performing arts camp energy that like weirdly a lot of people on the right have too where not actual actors actresses not actual thespian not actual people in theater whose lives are hard and you do something that they love and it's kind of like underappreciated and they're underpaid and they find a community none of that we're not talking about that we're talking about the simulation of that that's what a theater kid is it's that with a net it's being able to pretend that you've made the sacrifices to understand but you haven't because you're a theater kid and you're at some summer camp or you're in a high school or college or whatever it is so you have all that diva behavior with nothing to back it up and you've not earned it and you are going out and proclaiming that you are worthy of attention but you haven't mastered the skill and honed the craft to deserve it you are a petulant childish tantrum throwing baby that is the energy unfortunately of a lot of people in both the republican and democratic parties right now the democratic party is the one that i focus on because they should win the midterms and then the next election because the republican party is about to put troops on the ground in iran their best idea is to have lindsey graham's sister take his senate seat and vote so that we can go further into world war iii while lindsey graham sucks cock in another realm so they rightly should lose and the democratic if and people get mad at me what are you saying there's no deep state no dummy but if the deep state can never be affected or impacted or changed then why even elect this guy why did you all get excited and wear the dumb hats dummies why did you care so much about this guy in his election if this deep state if you were just going to blame everything on the deep state then what the hell was the point why did you go to the deep state to the rallies why did you were you just trying to go to a concert and that's really what it was did you just like the merch why did you care so much about this guy well if this why isn't he investigating his own assassination attempt let's talk about the deep state for a minute by the way why don't we know anything about the guy that assassinated him okay or tried to sorry attempted i'm not saying there's no deep i'm not saying there's not some permanent government apparatus i've talked about it a million times on the show i get it but for the people that ran on upending the deep state to then come in and blame things on the deep state seems like you have to be an idiot for that to work why were you excited for this guy to win why did anyone think it would be interesting for this guy to win if he was just gonna do all the things that this deep state wants him to do what is he doing that they don't like by the way maybe some tariffs that'll just expire the minute he's out of office he's in iran he kidnapped maduro flock cameras are everywhere the the tech people are getting all the money so who is this deep state again who are these people that are really upset and up in arms with him who are they i don't know who they are he seems to but what would they want him to do that he's not doing he seems to be pretty lockstep with all of these people surveillance technology is everywhere the pay is everywhere he's in iran he kidnapped maduro flock cameras are everywhere the case at which unregulated ai is going to grow and become a real problem is is is harrowing we're about to commit troops to a war with the country and we'll probably lose that's the other thing unless we put a million people in there and hold their government and then what will winning look like it'll just be tallies of dead people it's going to be a nightmare it won't feel like winning it'll feel like losing and and and it'll probably be actually losing too because there's not much you can do in that country but again we're on the brink of that we're on the brink of that so again i'm i'm i'm asking all the smart people i'm excluding the paid hack maga people that are getting paid by this that's great oh he unwound dei ta-da great i'm all for that i'm all for that we've invaded uh or you know we're about to invade uh iran you know a year and a half and two years and a half and two years and a half and two years and to the presidency um he's running crypto scams out of the oval office his family's gotten really rich immigration there's no legislation passed so everything he's done is executive order and it's all reversible whatever i mean i don't even you know listen i'm not i'm not sitting here chastising people for their beliefs meaning that you're allowed to believe something isn't true that's a great thing about our country you're allowed to believe something that isn't true i just don't have to believe it you cannot you can't make me believe it because when you talk about this deep state and i go well what would they want permanent war check surveillance check i don't know it seems like they're pretty happy seems like they're pretty happy you know i it seems like they really didn't like bernie sanders it's deep state and they probably didn't like trump early on i don't know what happened they certainly didn't like him early on they seem to have warmed to him now i don't know what happened maybe it has to do with that shooting but no one will investigate it so i don't know but i'm a man of my word and if rfk is trying then rfk is trying thank you you played the video right attack i hit the yak with my phone yes yes i did so i'm a man of my word and and when you're a man of your word you have to honor your word. I'm an empath. I feel people yelling at me. Um, and all of these dorks everywhere are playing my clip about the deep state. It's not that I don't think it exists. It's that, well, then why did, why was there such excitement for Donald Trump? He ran against the permanent, um, unit party that was sacrificing the middle class of this country, but poor people always, of course, but they were governing, um, at the behest of an elite few people. And he's kind of, he's doing the same thing. So I'm trying to figure out exactly how, just think of this sim, the symbolism of getting into the white house and then, of Elon Musk, who's the richest man in the world at this point, um, the first few months he's, he's, you move him essentially like into the white house. It's this incredibly dysfunctional thing. He's getting in fights with people in the white house. Some of them physical, he's getting in a fight with the president. He accuses the president of being in the Epstein fought. And then the president, like, I don't know. It feels weird to still be jazzed about this, depending on however jazzed you were about. Seems odd. It seems like a cope. It seems like, you need to Q and on ain't happening. It ain't happening. Nobody's getting marched off to get Mo it's time to wake up. It's turned time to turn the computer off and go for a walk. I'm sorry. I know it's upsetting to you. Sorry, but it's just, there's a reality here that people need to, to accept. I mean, in my belief, my estimation now they don't have to, and I can't compel them to, it's a great thing about America. You're allowed to believe whatever you want to believe. You're allowed to sit there and say, no, Trump has the best of intentions. He just keeps getting thwarted. That's the way they believe. Every time he tries to do something, somebody else there is, you know, like, um, tricking him. He's getting tricked. So, and there are people that will believe that until they're dead. There's people that will go to their grave, believing that, that he was the one true great American patriot. Hero. The guy that hosted the apprentice was the one guy that tried to save America, but he was thwarted, you know, and, uh, that's okay. They're allowed to do that. If it makes them, if it, if it makes you feel better, something's got to make you feel better. It's either going to be the red Robin burger skyscraper that they bring out to your table, or it's going to be the idea that, uh, Donald Trump was the, the, the last great hope of America, but he was thwarted. He was the only one who cared about us. So something's got to make you feel good. Something's got to make you feel good. It's what it is. Something's got to make you feel you could get on your knees in a hotel room in Washington, DC and suck off a congressional page and then vote to kill everybody. Or you could eat a big onion ring tower at red Robin, or you can believe that Donald Trump was the only person in our country that ever cared about you, whatever you need to enjoy. your summer. You only get one summer.