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English Follow along with audio Add speaker labels Report an issueLadies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, episode 500.
What a journey it's been.
J.D. Vance, our vice president, out there launching his presidential campaign,
going on every podcast, not this one.
He has not reached, his people have not reached out.
But he went on The View, and he's on Diary of a CEO,
and he's on Ross Douthat's podcast at the New York Times.
Because Vance is plugging his new book, and the title of the book is
God Chose Me, written by J.D. Vance.
God Chose Me, the new book by J.D. Vance,
about the process of God selecting him to lead the country.
And I want to read a little bit from J.D. Vance's book,
if you would be so kind as to allow me, and I have it here.
You don't even need to look it up.
I have it.
I have it right here.
You can follow along with me at home.
And this is from J.D. Vance's new book, God Chose Me.
And this is about J.D. Vance reconnecting with his faith,
and how God has chosen him to be the president.
God, of course, used Peter Thiel as an emissary,
to select J.D. Vance.
Anyway, this is, so we have here an excerpt
from the book God Chose Me by J.D. Vance.
Here we are.
After sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity ball,
I began to think about my faith.
Long nights in the vice president's residence, pacing,
thinking about if the sacrifice to ball would be enough.
Long meetings in the Oval Office and the Situation Room
discussing ball's incessant appetite for flesh.
When will ball get enough, I would ask,
while drinking my morning coffee?
Or at night, while I sat there and my wife, expressionless,
stared at me and refusing to speak.
Does ball care about America?
I would ask.
Is ball a fan?
Could I get a meeting with ball?
Could I sit toe-to-toe with ball,
and in its ancient tongue, convince it to stop killing?
By the way, as an excerpt from a book, it's very interesting,
because it's J.D. Vance communicating with the deity ball.
Well, of course, many people are going to say,
well, that's not technically in his book.
It's the essence of the book.
And I'm allowed, by the way, to take poetic license,
because that's the thing I like about J.D. Vance.
J.D. Vance would sit down with ball and try his best.
Vance is a striver, you know?
And when you're a striver, there's no end.
Striving doesn't have an end.
There's no end, by the way.
So there's nothing that he wouldn't consider or do
to get where he wants.
And I'm not necessarily saying that's a bad thing,
but that is just a fact.
And Vance knows that MAGA is ending.
The MAGA movement, the party that Donald Trump threw
when he walked down the escalator,
is ending.
And I think it ended with that UFC fight.
I think that was the last party MAGA was going to throw.
You had motocross, you had UFC fights.
That was a fun party, but it's the final.
I think it's the final party.
I think in the same way that that Imagine video during COVID,
Hollywood didn't know it then, but that was the end of them.
Like, that was the finale of Hollywood.
They didn't know.
They thought they were making a video trying to,
I don't know what the hell they were trying to get people to do,
stay in there.
House or shut their mouths or whatever,
or feel, you know, some sort of way, you know,
or, you know, they wanted to do this, you know,
thing to calm people down or inspire them.
Whatever was in their mind,
that Imagine video was the end of Hollywood.
It was the finale.
It was the series finale of whatever Hollywood was
from its inception in the early 1900s,
to that Imagine video in 2020, I think, that was the end.
And in the same way that I think the MAGA movement's final party
was the octagon on the White House lawn,
that seems to be a fitting symbol of the finale
of the MAGA movement.
As a cultural force, that was the most fun.
It's not going to be fun.
It's not going to get more fun than that.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at this.
Is it going to get more fun than that?
You've got the flyover.
Yeah, there it is.
This is it.
You're not going to top this.
As a party goes, you are not going to top UFC
on the White House lawn.
For the diehard MAGA people, this is what they got.
They were promised a lot of other stuff.
But this is what they got.
This is the party that they got.
And some of them were there in person.
You know, people made the pilgrimage.
Some of them watched it, streamed it.
Yeah, play some more.
Give us that one right there.
What a great, there it is.
This is, I want you to look at this very closely.
This is kind of the finale of MAGA.
This is what it is.
Take it away.
There it goes.
Yeah.
There it is.
Dana White, Trump.
I mean, listen, as finales go, this was pretty big.
This is a spectacular, you know, what are you going to do?
You can't top UFC on the White House lawn.
And then one guy comes out and goes, Michelle Obama's a man.
Could it get better than that for these people?
This is, this was the finale.
This is the penultimate conclusion of MAGA.
It's a UFC fight on a White House lawn with motocross.
And then one of the fighters goes, by the way, do you want to say anything?
And he goes, Michelle Obama's a man.
And that is the finale.
But they don't know it yet.
Here's the thing.
They don't know it yet.
In the same way that when Hollywood did that Imagine video,
they had to say it.
They had no idea that they were on their way to being, like, irrelevant and hated.
They didn't get it.
They were just doing this video that they thought in their, you know, sunburnt brains was going to help.
And it was actually the finale for the idea of celebrity in this country being, like, something that's respected.
We still are obsessed.
We still are obsessed with the idea of celebrity.
But we don't really, we don't view them as these, you know, godlike figures.
We actually like to pump them up and then tear them down.
We like to shred them.
You know, that's part of the deal.
And the beginning of people turning on Hollywood was that video.
And this.
This will be the finale of the MAGA movement.
And they don't know it yet.
So, J.D. Vance, our vice president, is out on the podcast circuit with a new book called God Chose Me.
And it's about J.D. Vance being selected by an omniscient god to lead our country.
I think.
And.
From what I understand in the book, and I haven't read it.
I have not read it.
From what I understand in the book, God appears to J.D. Vance in the White House and tells J.D. Vance,
you got to go along with the Iran stuff up until they have some kind of deal.
And then you could kind of start distancing yourself from Trump before the midterms.
And you have to adapt.
And at that point, you know, release a book about about your your finding your way back to faith.
He goes, I know you married a woman who doesn't believe she's from a completely different religion.
I get it.
But he goes, it's important.
This is God appearing to J.D. Vance at the vice president's residence going, just stick with Trump right now.
Say he's a strong leader.
Go out and say Iran.
We can't have a nuclear weapon.
Then, a few months later, after we've lost the war, then come out and say, it's actually Iran is well within its rights to defend itself in its own country.
After we have attacked them, that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard.
People like me were saying that before the war.
We were going, yeah, well, these people want some defensive capabilities.
And J.D. Vance, if you could pull that up, J.D. Vance is now saying that now.
It's very funny because if you remember a few months ago, if you have that, you know, if you have that capacity to think back,
you will remember that the tone coming out of the administration was that, like, the Iranian regime poses a unique threat
to the security of Iran.
To the security of America, Israel, Western civilization, that there can be no negotiating with Iran.
I mean, this is why we had all those fake negotiations and then attacked them every time.
So when God appeared to J.D., this is all, God said, predicted a lot of this.
God was like, this is what's going to happen.
And then God told J.D. Vance, when you are out on your book tour,
and here are the podcasts you should go on,
when you are out on your book tour and you are trying to rebrand,
you're going to have to come out and say that, like, of course Iran has the right to defend itself.
So take it away.
This is J.D. Vance speaking as a mouthpiece for the Lord, I believe.
Here he is.
Help us understand President Trump's shift on his stance for Iran's ballistic missiles.
Initially, it was a key objective to dismantle it.
Yesterday, he said it would only be fair if they had some, if the countries around Iran also had some.
So when and why did that change?
And will the final agreement have any restrictions on these missiles?
Can I give the real answer?
Stop him for a minute.
Let me give the real answer.
Thank you for the question.
Really, we're not concerned with specifics.
And many of our fans are.
We're also not concerned with specifics.
No one takes this seriously anymore.
We don't feel a need to be consistent in our public or private statements.
We aim to be entertaining.
And we actually aim to distract as much as we can.
We're just trying to keep the ball in the air here.
We didn't realize how badly we were going to lose this war, but we did.
And Iran really, really, I mean, I got to hand it to Iran.
They really showed us up.
So what we're trying now to do is basically exit.
And we're going to reverse everything we said 60 to 90 days ago.
And we're hoping that people eventually just forget this ever happened.
That's the actual answer.
But let's see.
J.D. Vance, everyone.
We destroyed a substantial number of their ballistic missiles and their ballistic missile launchers themselves.
It's not just the bullets, but it's the actual gun.
And that's what we were extremely effective at in destroying during the last three months of the campaign.
All the president said yesterday is that, of course, countries don't give up the right of self-defense.
Israel doesn't give up the right of self-defense if Hezbollah fires rockets or drones at Israel.
The Iranians don't give up the right of self-defense in their country.
But we do.
And I respect that as part of the final deal, they are not going to be able to build the kind of missiles that can broadly threaten the entire world.
And that's what the president of the United States said yesterday.
So, you know, basically, in layman's terms, hey, it didn't work.
The thing we tried to do didn't work.
Why do you keep asking questions about it?
You know it didn't work.
We lost the thing.
What do you want me to say?
They have the right.
We destroyed a lot of their ballistic missiles, but they have the right to the rest of them.
They have the right to the rest of these missiles that the ones we didn't destroy.
And they should have them.
They have the right to self-defense, even though we went into the war because Iran was on the offense.
Against us, supposedly.
And was we couldn't let them retain any ability to threaten their resources.
We can't let them retain any ability to threaten their resources.
I do, I empathize with him on that count.
I'm just going to summarize these points.
Number two, the United States of America
and the Islamic Republic of Iran
undertake to respect each other's sovereignty
and territorial integrity
and refrain from interfering
in each other's international affairs.
So it's like, hey,
it's a fight at the school
and the teacher separates the kids and goes,
hey, you don't have to like each other,
but you got to respect each other.
You got to just look the other way.
If he says something you don't like, ignore it.
Okay, that's point two.
Point three, the United States of America
and the Islamic Republic of Iran
commit to negotiating and achieving
the final deal in maximum 60 days,
extendable with mutual consent.
Number four, immediately upon the signing of this,
the U.S. will begin the removal of its naval blockade
and any disturbances, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Number five, upon signing this,
the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements
using its best efforts for the safe passions
of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days.
So we're opening the straits.
Iran's opening the Straits of Hormuz.
We're removing the naval blockade.
We're respecting them.
They're respecting us.
Number six, the U.S. undertakes with regional partners
to develop a definitive mutually agreed plan
with at least U.S. dollars, 300 billion
for the reconstruction and economic development
of Iran.
So if we make good on this,
which who knows if we will,
or who knows what mechanism we'll use,
they get 300 billion.
Okay, number seven.
So they're up.
I mean, they're down,
because we blew up a lot of their shit,
but they're up a little.
The United States of America undertakes
to terminate all types of sanctions
against the Islamic Republic of Iran.
This is an interesting one,
including the United Nations Security Council resolutions.
This is an interesting one.
By the way,
Iran has won in ways you can't even imagine.
You cannot even imagine
how stupid this,
and what an embarrassment
this has been for the Trump administration.
I mean, Iran is stronger now.
Now it's going to get,
it's going to build nukes.
Why wouldn't it?
And Iran's wanted some of this stuff for years,
like,
sanctions,
the UN Security Council stuff.
They've wanted this for years,
and attacking them,
and not being able,
you know,
again,
unprovoked attack
from the United States government and Israel,
bombing school children as they sat there,
unleashing utter chaos in the region,
has resulted in Iran is coming out of this
stronger and better than ever before,
and here's the deal.
I kind of,
I kind of love this for Iran.
Iran is in their new era.
I love this era for Iran.
Do you not love this era for Iran?
I actually love this for them.
It's an Islamic Republic summer
brought to you by
the Donald Trump,
J.D. Vance administration.
It's an Islamic Republic summer
brought to you by
and they are flying high.
Number eight,
the Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms
that it shall not procure
or develop nuclear weapons,
and there's going to be some supervision
by the IAEA,
the International Atomic Energy Agency.
The two parties also agreed
to discuss the issue of enrichment
and other mutually agreed matters
related to their nuclear needs.
Let's go number nine.
So they're basically like,
we're not going to get nukes.
Relax.
Everything's fine.
We'll let the IAEA come in.
Depending on the final deal,
the United States and the Islamic Republic
agree to maintain the status quo.
They'll maintain the status quo
of their nuclear program
and the United States
will not impose any new sanctions,
will not deploy additional forces in the region.
Number 10,
the U.S. undertakes that
immediately upon the signing of this
and until the termination of sanctions,
U.S. Department of Treasury
will issue waivers
for the export of Iranian crude oil,
petroleum products,
and derivatives.
Number 11,
the United States and America
undertakes to make fully available
for the use,
the frozen or restricted funds
and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran
under the implementation of this deal.
The United States
and the Islamic Republic of Iran
will mutually agree
on the procedures related
to the release of these funds
during negotiations.
Such funds,
whether retained
in the original account or transferred,
shall be made fully usable for payment,
lovely,
to any ultimate beneficiary
designated by the central bank,
of the Islamic Republic.
Number 12,
the U.S. and Iran
agree that
an executive mechanism
will be established
to monitor the successful implementation of this
and the future compliance.
Number 13,
after signing this
and subject to the beginning of implementation,
the continuing implementation of these measures,
the U.S. and the Islamic Republic of Iran
will start negotiations
regarding the final deals
exclusively on the other paragraphs.
The final deal will be endorsed
by a binding UNSC,
United Nations Security Council Resolution.
So there we have it.
This is the end of the Iran war,
if it sticks.
They get a lot.
We get a little,
you know,
but this is the beginning of Iran
joining the international community
and becoming
even more of a regional power
than they were.
Israel's not happy with this.
This is the exact opposite
of what Israel wanted.
Vance is coming out now.
Trump is coming out going,
listen, guys,
we're done.
We can't do this anymore.
Israel's stunned by Trump's Iran deals.
The New York Times
sees it as a catastrophic capitulation.
Israel wants boots on the ground.
They want a nuke.
They want a regional war.
This is a bad,
this is a bad idea for them.
It's a terrible idea.
And Republican senators in Congress
are going to kick up dust about this too
because they're going to be pressured
by their donors
with whatever mechanism.
Up to you to decide
how they're being pressured.
But they will be pressured
to speak out against them.
And they may try to impeach Trump over it.
And it's leaking out
that maybe when the Democrats get in,
they'll impeach Trump
and the Republicans will get on board
because they're unhappy with the Iran deal.
I don't believe that.
But that is something
that is potentially leaking out.
So listen,
what I said would happen
has kind of happened.
Iran's in its new era.
Iran, dare I say,
is in its bad girl era.
You know what I mean?
Like if you think about Iran,
it's kind of in its bad girl.
Like you took on the big dog
and you won
and you kind of got what you wanted.
You know,
you're in your bad girl era.
So we're the mommy.
We're the mommy.
And Iran's our daughter.
And Iran's a little bit of a bad girl.
And we go into her room
and we go,
you better get your life together,
young lady.
And our daughter goes,
yeah, fuck you, ma.
Fuck you.
And we go,
don't talk to me like that.
I'm your mother.
And I brought you into this world
and I can take you out of it.
And then our daughter goes,
yeah, try.
And then the mother goes to grab her
and puts her in a headlock.
But the daughter sneaks out of it
and gets in the mom's car.
And the mom goes,
I need that car.
I got to go to work.
You're fucking my money up.
And the daughter goes,
well, then raise my curfew.
And the mom goes,
motherfucker,
you're a cunt.
And the daughter goes,
you're going to raise my curfew.
I got out of that headlock,
you dumb bitch.
I'm going out Saturday night till 12
because everybody else is.
Remove sanctions against me,
you fat bitch.
You fat boomer bitch.
You remove those sanctions against me
or I'll steal your fucking car.
You won't get to work
and you'll lose your fucking money.
And that's all you care about.
At the end of the day,
you fat beanie baby collecting boomer bitch.
And you go, fuck, fine.
So then you sit your fat ass down
and you write a 14 point deal
with your cunt daughter.
And you go,
you will,
we will raise your curfew to 12,
but you will submit to random drug testing
at a scheduled time.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You will not let your boyfriend in the house
when we are not home,
but you will rejoin the international community.
We will take you on our family vacation.
We will.
So Iran's in her straight up bad girl era.
Iran is at the high school with the cig in the mouth,
lit the ciggy going,
that bitch thought she had me.
She came and put me in a headlock,
but I slipped out of it and my curfew's raised.
And all of the other people are like,
this is fucking wild.
All the other kids at the school
are looking at Iran going, wow.
And if I was a,
you know, listen,
and is there stats on this?
Any of these betting sites,
polymarket or whatever,
are there stats on if this thing holds?
Because I think it's going to hold.
My prediction is it's going to hold.
I think it holds
because I don't think we have a choice.
It'll be the collapse of our country.
country if it doesn't hold.
What is this?
agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30th? Because by the way, there's inside people on these
sites. It's not only like just, it is public sentiment, but it's also certain people that
are in the know. Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30th, 44% chance. Interesting.
I don't know. I think Iran's still going to enrich to the point for peaceful nuclear. Well,
I'm taking the other side of that.
I don't, listen, a lot of the things that we grew up believing
that were true at one time about our country are no longer true.
We grew up believing we were the, and we were at one point,
we were the sole superpower and we could act with impunity.
Karl Rove, Bush's brain, his strategist said once,
we are an empire and when we act, we create our own reality.
That's a Karl Rove quote.
Get that quote up because it's going to tie into what I'm going to talk to you next.
Karl Rove, who was the strategist for George W. Bush said,
we are an empire and when we act, we create our own reality.
This was, I'm paraphrasing it a little bit, quote,
the full quote reported,
by a, yes, reported, we are an empire now
and when we act, we create our own reality
and while you're studying that reality judiciously,
as you will, we'll act again, creating other new realities,
which you can study too and that's how things will sort out.
We're history's actors and you, all of you,
will just be left to study what we do.
That was the American, the guiding principle
of American foreign policy for as long as I've grown up.
We do something, we give our own justifications for it.
Hey, you like it?
Great.
If you don't, fuck off because we create the reality.
Well, guess what Iran just showed us?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, the full quote is reported to journalist Ron Susskind
in the New York Times Magazine and this was Karl Rove
and he was saying that.
We're not creating a reality anymore.
We can act.
We can still act.
We can still do things.
We can still bomb people and invade countries.
But by the way, we have completely lost the ability
to manufacture a reality.
No, reality has become reality.
And we got a dose of it in the Iran war.
You know, our military is incredibly brave,
capable, competent, but there are situations
that we put them in where they are unwinnable.
And the tools of this, of warfare now are drones.
They are not aircrafts.
They are not aircraft carriers.
They are not massive ground invasions.
They are drones and they're propaganda, by the way.
So what you do is you try to win this.
You try to unite as many people behind this thing as you can
in whichever, in whatever capacity you can.
And then you also try to execute a plan militarily.
We failed on both ends.
We were unable to get anyone to,
to think this was good for the most part,
outside of a few broken people in our country
that thought this was a good idea,
who are broken in many different ways
and have been broken.
And they've been, you know,
they've been completely captured by money
or blackmail or whatever.
And they're just, they've been in Washington forever
and their business is war.
But rank and file people never thought this was a good idea.
Yeah.
Like human beings you would bump into
outside of a few ideological people.
Everybody was like, nah, it's a bad idea.
It's a bad idea.
We shouldn't do it.
And now we have Vance launching his presidential campaign
going, hey, they got the, Iran has a right to defend itself.
They have the right to defend itself.
We got into this skirmish.
We got into a fight.
It happens.
And we're going to lift sanctions.
We're going to give them a couple of bucks.
And J.D. Vance should have looked at her and said,
Iran's in its bad girl era.
And you can't stop a bad bitch.
You can't stop a bad bitch.
What do you want us to do?
We are in our era as a country.
We are in our Carmela Soprano at the end era.
Can you get up the scene of the Sopranos
where Carmela confesses to the priest
and then the priest tells her
that she knows where all the money was coming.
Maybe it was a psychologist.
Or a priest.
I forget who it was.
Where basically the guy goes,
you knew, you knew where all this money was coming from.
Maybe it's not this.
I don't think it's this one.
This is the one where her and the priest almost hook up.
We want the one, I think,
where she speaks to a psychologist or a priest.
And basically the gist of it is Carmela Soprano
is saying, hey, she wants to be absolved.
She wants to be absolved, basically,
of her culpability in her husband's crimes.
You know, we lived really well,
but, you know, I didn't really know.
And the priest, the psychologist,
I really forget who it is.
He basically says,
well, you knew where the money was coming from
and you knew exactly what was going on
and you've lived very well off this money.
And she's shocked by this
because she's the Don's wife.
So everyone treats her with like a modicum of respect.
Even the local parish.
The priest, he depends on her donations.
So nobody really tells Carmela
that she's culpable in like Tony's shit, in his crimes.
And that's the era that we're in.
Like we're finally getting this comeuppance.
We're finally being told the limits of our power.
And we're finally being told you cannot sell yourself
as the moral savior of the world
after the things that you've done.
I think this is, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
The Sopranos right here.
Take it away.
Let's watch this.
If we can, it takes a little time here,
but I think it's important to watch this.
For everybody, I want you to imagine
Carmela Soprano is the United States of America
in this clip.
This is the era that we're in.
Iran for good or ill.
I'm no fan of Iran, but they're in there
in their bad bitch era.
They're in their bad bitch era.
It's sexy summer fun for the Islamic Republic.
They're baddies right now.
So that's their era
because they just tangled with us.
They came out.
It's hard to not say they came out on top
if this thing sticks.
Here's Carmela Soprano.
This is us, the United States of America.
Take it away.
Marriage has problems.
Is he seeing another woman?
Yeah, you can make that plural.
Yes, he sees other women.
I sort of look the other way.
I want to help him.
Do you?
Moments ago, you used the word divorce.
I said I was considering divorce.
I may be overstepping my boundaries here, but. She's talking about Israel. you aren't Jewish, aren't you?
Is that relevant?
Well, us Catholics,
we place a great deal of stock
in the sanctity of God.
We place a great deal of stock in the sanctity of the family.
And I am not sure that your people. I've been married for 31 years.
Well, then you know
how difficult it can be.
He's a good man.
He's a good father.
You tell me he's a depressed criminal.
Prone to anger.
Serially unfaithful.
Is that your definition
of a good man?
I thought psychiatrists
weren't supposed to be judgmental.
Many patients want to be judged.
Many patients want to be excused
for their current predicament
because of events that occurred in their childhood.
That's what psychiatry
has become in America.
Visit any shopping mall
or ethnic pride parade
to witness the results.
What we say in here
stays in here, right?
By ethical code, by law.
His crimes,
they are
organized crimes.
The mafia.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, so what?
So what?
This is us.
He betrays me every week with these whores.
I mean, this is us.
Probably the least of his misdeeds.
You can leave now, or you can stay
and hear what I have to say.
Well, you're gonna charge the same anyway.
I won't.
I'll take your money.
That's a new one.
I don't trust your initial impulse
and consider leaving him.
You'll never be able to feel good about yourself.
You'll never be able to call the feelings
of guilt and shame
that you talked about
as long as you're his accomplice.
You're wrong about the accomplice part, though.
Are you sure?
All I do is make sure he's got clean clothes
in his closet and. This is the way we talk about Israel.
We always make sure they have weapons.
My apologies.
So, you think I need to, uh. to find my boundaries more clearly,
keep a certain distance, not internalize my. What did I just say?
Leave him.
Take only the children, what's left of them, and go.
My priest said I should try and work with him,
help him to be a better man.
How's that going?
I. Have you ever read Crime and Punishment?
That's Tchaikovsky.
It's not an easy read. It's about guilt and redemption.
And I think for your husband to turn himself in,
read this book, and reflect on his crimes every day
for seven years in his cell,
then he might be redeemed.
I would have to get a lawyer,
find an apartment,
arrange for child support.
You're not listening.
I'm not charging you because I won't take blood money.
And you can't either.
One thing you can never say
is you haven't been told.
Well, there it is.
Wow.
So it took a little bit, but I mean, that's our era.
And it's not a happy era.
Although she does cheer up later on.
I think they go out to a dinner, get a nice Italian meal,
which I think does kind of fix a lot of it.
But that's. That's the era that we're in.
We're being told.
We've been told.
We know what's up.
We cannot run around this globe
getting people to do what we want.
We cannot be, you know,
attached to Benjamin Netanyahu at the hip.
It doesn't work.
It's not going to work.
We'll destroy the entire country.
We've been told.
We do know.
This isn't a shock as much as it. But to some people it is.
But it isn't a shock
when you take into consideration. all the evidence that has been mounting
about the decline of the American. not only hard power, but soft power.
You know, we can no longer run around the world
building coalitions and convincing people of things.
We don't have the moral high ground anymore.
Nobody thinks we do.
We are seen as an enabler of the overreach
of countries like Israel.
We've backed a lot of dictators in our day.
We invaded Iraq.
We invaded Afghanistan.
We sent millions of refugees throughout Europe.
We've destabilized the political systems of Europe,
of the Netherlands, of the UK,
and the ramifications of that
are all quite obvious to anyone who is paying attention.
We cannot claim that we have only been a force for good.
We've certainly not only been a force for evil.
We've done good things, for sure.
Okay?
But. we never. We now know
that we. there is a real limit to what we can go out there and do.
And we are Carmela at the end.
That's where we are.
We've been. we've lived in a big house for a while.
It's been fun.
The. the. the kids' communions
and the Sunday dinner, Sunday supper,
making the sauce.
We made a lot of sauce Sunday suppers.
We had a lot of barbecues in the backyard.
We lived in a big suburban mansion for a long time.
Mini mansion, whatever.
Mick mansion, but whatever.
For a guy who's in waste management, pretty good.
We had a lot of fun.
And, you know, we kind of knew where the money was coming from.
Let's be honest.
There's nobody in this country that's completely innocent.
We all knew.
We didn't do it.
We weren't pressing buttons and firing the missiles,
but we sang along to the Toby Keeney's,
and we sang along to the Toby Keeney's,
and we sang along to the Toby Keeney's,
and we sang along to the Toby Keeney's songs,
and we thought it was cool,
and we watched all the movies,
and we kind of created this idea
that we were this unimpeachable force for good,
and, you know, whatever it was,
the cheap food or the cheap gas
or whatever we got out of it,
we knew where it was coming from.
But all we did, like Carmela Soprano,
was make sure that the government had clean clothes.
That's all we did.
That's all she said.
Not an accomplice.
I just made sure he had clean clothes.
I just. I just did the laundry.
And that's Carmela at the end.
Goes, I just did the laundry.
She didn't believe that.
She doesn't believe that.
But she's trying to make herself believe that
so she can sleep.
But we did more than the laundry.
Carmela did more than the laundry.
She took the trips to Paris.
She went to the Plaza Hotel at Meadow and at T.
She went out to dinner.
She went on the vacations.
She enjoyed the spoils of the empire
that her criminal husband has built.
And so have we.
And we have to reckon with that now.
And we have to understand
why we can no longer moralize to the rest of the world.
Obviously, the people that run Iran are psychopaths
who I don't think have the best interests
of their people at heart.
They're a theocratic fascist government
that, you know, inhibits. inhibits the rights of women.
We get it.
I'm not. There's no love laws here
for the Islamic Republic of Iran, by the way.
But we do have to think about
this is a stunning and humiliating defeat
on the world stage.
And we have to understand
that we can no longer pretend
that we are going to be able to dominate
we're not going to be able to dominate.
We're going to share the globe.
We're going to share the world.
Whether you like it,
whether you think it's cool,
whether Netanyahu likes it,
we're not going to be able to just go in
and topple the government anymore.
We can't do it.
We won't do it.
We're not going to send 150,000 of our kids
to go do it.
We're not going to do it.
We're not going to send 150,000 people
to go die in Iran
so that we can. We can dominate
and really allow Israel to dominate that region.
It's not going to happen.
And Vance, for all his flaws,
of which there are many,
knows that.
He knows that.
Vance is a political animal.
Here's what I mean.
The guy wants the job.
I don't know that he'll get it.
But he wants the motherfucking job.
And he knows the public's not behind this.
He knows the voters don't want it.
He knows his own constituency.
Vast numbers of them don't want it.
His aspirations are political.
He knows that the MAGA movement
is starting to be pulled apart
and it's fraying.
And there's only so many parties you can throw.
There's only so many UFC events
at the White House lawn you can throw
to keep these people entertained.
There's only so many people
and there's only so many concerts in the park
or whatever the hell they're going to try to do.
Kid Rock can only do a flyby
and a stealth bomber so many times
before people start to go,
hey, what's going on here?
Why don't I have any money?
Did you see Kid Rock?
Dude, he did a. Shut up.
Where's my money?
I don't have any money.
What are we doing?
So Vance is on. He's pounding the pavement right now.
Trying to figure out how he can. Because it's Vance v. Rubio.
Rubio's staying quiet.
Rubio's owned by the donors.
Vance is owned by other donors, by the way.
Vance is not without donors.
If you want to know who Vance's donors are,
go look at that Peter Thiel list.
Get up that Peter Thiel list.
Who's on the Thiel list?
So Peter Thiel has a. A private club called the Dialogue Society.
Because he likes talking.
They want to chat.
Who's on this list?
We've got a lot of luminaire.
Our friend Sam Harris is on the list.
He goes there to teach them about meditation.
Just breathe.
We're here at the Dialogue Society.
Just breathe.
There's a lot of people on this list.
We have journalists on the list.
We've got. Governors on the list.
Army secretaries.
Treasury secretaries.
President at Cato Institute.
Nobel laureate economist.
Kushner, Trump's son-in-law.
We've got Ezra Klein, who's a political commentator.
Rick Warren, who's an evangelical pastor.
Billionaires.
We've got Elon Musk.
Eric Schmidt of Google.
Musk.
Peter Thiel.
Henry Kravis.
Macro Scalperin.
Mike Cannon.
Brooks.
Scott Cook.
Barry Sternlich.
Nicholas Berggruen.
John Arnold.
Joe Lonsdale.
Palantir.
I went to a party at his house once.
Talked about him on the show.
Was never invited back.
He does have a beautiful pool.
It's 90 feet.
Do not sue me.
Reid Hoffman.
Netflix.
I did.
I went to a party at his home in Austin.
This was the days of the intellectual dark web.
And he invited me.
And I went.
And he's got a stunning pool.
And I met his wife.
And his wife comes in.
And he didn't introduce her by name.
He said, third generation Stanford.
They're all very. these people, they're incredibly strange, they don't eat.
Here's the thing about the tech people.
They don't, and do not sue me.
It's not fair.
They don't eat.
Don't sue me on my 500th episode.
So they don't eat.
Joe Lonsdale, friend of the show, loves Barry Weiss,
that whole crew.
Palantir guy, and don't kill me either.
Don't sue me and don't kill me.
It's wrong.
So they don't eat.
The tech people don't eat.
And he had like this thing in his house.
And I met one of the Bush, George P. Bush,
who's like one of the Hispanic Bushes,
but like really Hispanic.
You know, he's like, I'm like, how are you?
He's like, muy bien.
You know, but he's like a Bush.
So you're like, oh.
Because you forget, he's Jeb's son, I think.
And Jeb married Columba.
And Barbara said, literally, you'll never be president.
You just married the maid.
Barbara said it.
I didn't say it.
Now, here's the deal.
I was at the house.
And they have a, they had like a Thai food truck
or like a vegan Thai food truck or whatever.
And I, no one was eating.
You didn't see anyone eating.
But he's got, I'm a swimmer and I love pools.
And I think he's got one of the best pools you can ever have.
And I went on the show and I talked about it.
And he didn't like it.
He was like mad.
He was like angry.
And I think I was kind of complimentary.
I don't know.
You know, I think I'm being complimentary.
But, you know, because when I first moved to Austin, that was, this is not his house.
There's another house.
He might have bought another house.
He might have 10 houses.
The point is this.
The one I saw had an unbelievable pool.
And he was telling me he wanted to build another city to compete with Austin to make Austin better.
The one thing about these tech guys, they do have big dreams.
And he goes, I want to build another city with universities.
And I want to pressure Austin to be better because of this other city I want to build.
And, you know, what do you do?
Like, how do you even respond to that?
I was like, oh, that's cool.
It's like what I said.
He's like, I want to build another city.
And, you know, they don't really look at you when they talk to you.
I want to build another city to pressure Austin to be better.
Because the infrastructure in Austin needs to be better.
And if we built another city and I just went, oh, that's cool.
And then he invited me shooting.
Like, they go out.
And.
And dress up in, like, army things.
And, like, crawl around and shoot.
In, like, a military, like, a fake military thing.
All these tech people, by the way, it's all fake.
Like, they, they, all of these, like, they're LARPing as these things they're not.
So, they're all, like, obsessed with, like, this idea of masculinity.
And, you know, so he's like, we go, like, shooting.
But it's like a, it's like a military.
It's like a military game.
And I was like, oh, no, I can't.
I was like, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
That day I'm busy.
Um, I, you know, pool party or, you know, uh, tacos.
Sure.
I, I don't want to do, like, military fake games.
But a lot of them do that.
So, a lot of them do that.
They all love these conferences.
They go to these weird conferences.
And maybe not him.
Do not sue me or kill me.
And if you do that.
If you do, everyone will know.
They will know it's you.
Um, and, uh, you know, but, like, they, these tech people,
they do these activities where they, like, I don't know.
It feels like a bunch of people that have never grown up.
Like, I was talking to a friend of mine recently.
He was talking about Sam Altman.
And he's like, everything can be digitized.
Every, every single human interaction, emotion, it's all just data sets.
And you're like, oh, you don't know anything about life.
You're barely a human being.
These people are barely human beings.
Human beings.
Okay?
And it's what's interesting about them.
And by the way, um, obviously, there's tons of benefits to technology.
But let's also be honest.
Some things just suck now.
Like, I went, my friend, I went to my friend's house.
He lives in the valley with his family, his lovely family.
And we were like, we're sitting there talking.
And I showed them my cat.
I have a kitten.
We're going to bring the kitten home.
The kitten's not.
Ready.
The kitten, the kitten just got banned from Ireland, actually,
because of things that it had posted.
Crazy things.
And I don't even want to say them on the air.
But, you know, you know, it was just very, you know,
it was a lot of the restore the sovereignty, but it kind of went overboard.
But I showed the family the kitten.
They got some kids.
They thought the cat was great.
The wife loved the cat.
And then my friend goes, let's go to McDonald's.
We should go to McDonald's.
Let's eat in a McDonald's.
When's the last time you've eaten in a McDonald's?
And me and his wife were all kind of laughed.
We went, you know, we hadn't.
We hadn't.
And we used to eat.
I used to eat at McDonald's all the time.
Would swim practice after, you know, when I was seven or eight years old.
Me and my father would go eat in McDonald's.
McDonald's has the best fast food breakfast.
At that time, I haven't been there in a minute.
I'm sure it still holds up.
But let me tell you right now.
So if you've been in a McDonald's recently or any fast food restaurant,
it's all kiosks.
So you have to order on the screen, which is stained with ketchup.
So you're touching a screen that a million other people,
including homeless people, have touched.
And I'm not trying to go at the homeless.
I'm just saying there's fecal matter on the screen you touch.
There's a shit and piss coating on the screen that you have to touch.
Now, if you have a customizable order, which I really don't.
I get a filet of fish.
I get a quarter pounder.
I get a small fry.
And sometimes a four nugget, a four-piece nugget.
Because I just like the mouthfeel of the barbecue sauce,
the sweet, tangy barbecue sauce.
And I just like the barbecue sauce.
Do I even need the nugget?
I could thumb it in, actually, because I just want that package of barbecue sauce.
So we go there, and he's got a family where, like, you know,
one kid doesn't eat onions.
The other kid doesn't eat pickles.
This one wants this.
So you've got to stand there for 30 minutes.
By the way, nobody is behind the counter at McDonald's anymore.
There's, like, people in the back, and there's, like, one manager
who's, like, very stressed out because all these kiosk orders
keep coming out wrong.
They keep coming out wrong, and people keep going up with their food,
going, I didn't order this, or I requested this.
And this thing that's supposed to be efficient,
that's supposed to save McDonald's a lot of money, you know,
you used to walk into McDonald's, and there was a person there,
and you would order from the person.
And the person, sometimes, like, in the olden times,
they would put the food on the tray in front of you while you stood there.
But now you order at a kiosk, you take a number,
and then sit at a table in the McDonald's
and wait for your order to come.
And then by the time you get it, the fries are called,
things are wrong, and then they ask for the receipt.
So a little kid went up.
He goes, I didn't get my McFlurry.
He's a little kid.
He's, like, eight.
And the woman's like, where's your receipt?
So now you've got an eight-year-old trying to find the receipt to the McFlurry.
And his parents are like, I don't know, he's eight.
Like, let's try to find the receipt, but he definitely ordered it.
We're here.
And he did order it.
And then he finally gave it to them.
But what I mean is, like, we're taking people out of this.
For what reason?
For what reason?
Because McDonald's, it's not more efficient.
It's not.
And it's not better.
But it makes McDonald's more money.
But they're not paying their people more.
But it's not more efficient.
It's not better.
The experience sucks.
Every fast food restaurant, oh, you're talking about fast food.
Fuck you.
Yes.
Yes.
It's part of our culture.
It's not good.
Fine, eat sauerkraut with RFK.
He seems happy.
Whatever you want.
Whatever you people want to do.
I'm not saying eat fast food all the time.
But this is a good example.
These are entry-level jobs.
They used to be for teenagers.
Teenagers used to work at fast food.
You know what now they're doing?
They're killing each other and filming it to put on TikTok.
That's what they're doing.
There are mobs of teenagers running around the country,
killing people, stomping out other kids,
and putting it on TikTok.
By the way, is this, do you have, oh, yeah.
Or they're doing teen takeovers, violence.
I don't want to say that they're all black,
because there are some white kids to Gilbert Goons.
There are white kids that do this, too.
But there are, this happens.
There happens to be a video with a lot of black ones.
But there are also many violent white ones.
And so there's these teen takeovers.
And by the way, these kids used to have jobs.
They used to work in movie theaters.
And they used to work at places like McDonald's.
These were entry-level jobs for kids or immigrants, whatever.
So those are gone.
And they're going away.
So what are the kids going to do?
Well, they roam the streets with their phones,
trying to go viral, kicking someone in the head.
They try to go viral, stepping on someone
because they don't understand the consequences of their actions.
And they don't understand that someone could hit their head and die.
They don't understand that they could spend the rest of their life in jail.
They don't understand they're living in a video game.
They're fucking young teenagers.
They don't have any, no one's teaching them responsibility.
All they want to be is famous.
All they want to be is rich.
All they've seen is live streamers get famous for no goddamn reason.
All they've seen is it doesn't make any sense
why any particular person has been famous for no goddamn reason.
So it's a casino and a grift.
And it's perfectly incongruous.
encompassed by the MAGA movement
which is just a bunch of people
running around Palm Beach, cheating on their
wives, doing drugs,
grifting, pumping up meme coins
and shit coins. I mean, truly, that's
what it is. Whatever you think
it is on the outside, that's what it really
is. It's just a bunch of people
tearing the remaining parts of flesh
off the carcass of this empire.
That's what it is. And these kids
have grown up and these are their
elders. These are the people
they look up to for guidance. So
they don't work at McDonald's anymore
and you're literally
pressing filet of fish
on a
computer screen where it's
stained by shit.
So
what exactly have we done
in those areas?
Is it better now?
All of the McDonald's look like
storage facilities. All of the fast food
restaurants look like storage facilities.
Everybody orders everything
on Amazon. Nobody goes to any
unless you're wealthy or
unless you live by a cute little
outdoor mall or a farmer's market.
Unless you were doing that, you're just
ordering things on Amazon or you're going to Walmart.
Is that better?
Is shopping better? I'm asking.
Is shopping better? Is going
out, is grabbing burgers
with your kids better now than it
was when you can't look at a human?
Are these things better?
It doesn't seem to me that it's better. Is having
a robot show up to your house
with a
burrito necessarily
better than a human being?
It doesn't feel like it. The robot
takes longer. Even if
the robot was faster, which it's not,
it's a robot, and
it's not a human being. Well, this
is how people are going to evolve and
get new jobs. What are the new jobs?
Crypto scams? Smashing
your face with a hammer? I'm just kind of asking
what are the working at data centers?
Are those the new jobs?
Working at data centers are the new
jobs. Those are the new jobs that people are supposed
to do? What are kids supposed to do that can't work at fast
food restaurants or movie theaters or retail
stores? What are
they supposed to do? I'll tell you what they're going to do.
They're going to walk around and they're going to step on each
other's heads and put it on TikTok for
clout. Whoa!
Yo! What are they
all supposed to do?
What's everybody supposed
to do? How about a
14-point plan deal with America?
How about
a 14-point deal with the United
States of America, the country
that you people were elected to govern?
How about 14 points
a deal with tech?
How about a 14-point deal
with tech and
the people that don't
want any regulation of
AI and they want to destroy
people's privacy?
They want to destroy people's
autonomy, their bodily
autonomy. I mean, how about
we make a 14-point plan with them?
Can we do that? Can we get the heads of
the tech companies in a room and hammer out a
14-point plan? Or is that not
as important as the Islamic
Republic of Iran?
Because we do
have to be honest, tech has done a lot of amazing
things. I'm sitting here right now doing a show
where nobody tells me what to say
because we are
on YouTube platform
that allows this to happen.
The cost of production of my show is relatively
low.
I don't have the executives. I don't have
standards and practices. I don't have marketing.
Nobody tells me what to say on this
show. That's what
makes it good.
You know, that couldn't
have happened 20 years ago.
So I'm grateful to
a lot of advancements and I've made a living
and I've made good money, so I totally
understand.
But here's
the idea. We need to have a discussion
about
artificial intelligence.
But here's J.D. Vance.
Again, this is J.D. Vance, friend
of the show, in an
interview about AI. And now Vance
is the tech candidate. Rubio is the
Israel
war candidate.
Vance is the tech candidate,
but the tech people also get
involved in the global wars. They love them.
They love them.
And the
national security state
apparatus can also
fuck with the tech people. So
it's really just about who can
sell this better because these
two groups, which are different and have
different interests, have a lot of overlapping
interest in terms of
continuing to make
large
amounts of money.
So here's J.D. Vance on artificial
intelligence. But by the way, it's very well
known. I'm not shitting on J.D. Vance.
I'm just saying it is very
well known that
he is the
tech candidate
in the race. J.D. Vance.
When I look at AI,
I don't see
mass unemployment as the most likely consequence.
I think people will become more
productive. I think some people's jobs will change.
Some people will lose their jobs.
But I just don't buy this idea.
I haven't seen any evidence in the data
that it's going to lead to mass unemployment.
Yeah. Oh,
interesting. He doesn't
he hasn't seen any evidence or data.
Now, by the way, a
lot of the people who are involved in the creation
of AI have predicted this
and have literally said
that they're going to eliminate
like AI is going to eliminate lots
of jobs. J.D. Vance has
said he hasn't seen any evidence or
data of that. By the way, all there is is
evidence. It's the testimony of people
that were involved in creating the technology.
Those people have come
out with like stern warnings going, this
is going to be real disruptive. This is
going to be real tough. J.D. Vance goes, I haven't
seen any evidence or data of that. Where are you looking?
Where are you look? Are you
not looking? Where
are you? Where? What
are you talking about? You haven't seen any
evidence or data of that.
Every
this guy's online like more than I
am. This guy's online. This guy's on
X all day. You haven't. You're
this guy's on YouTube. This guy's in comments.
You haven't come across any
evidence or data that
AI is going to lead to mass
unemployment and layoffs. You've never
heard that argument.
You've never watched that Tucker
Ben Shapiro thing about self-driving
trucks. And it's
a discussion about what will
happen if we institute. You're good friends with Tucker
and you what do you mean? You have no
you've never heard it. This is the problem
with him. Instead of giving an
answer that sounds
remotely believable. Let's listen
to him again.
I think I really worry about
with AI surveillance. AI
is. Oh, this is another clip.
OK, this
is another. I want to watch. We're going to watch this clip.
But before that, let's watch the previous
clip because I want to. This is
a vancism. This is very interesting.
It's it's he's who's
ever he's in a room with here. Let's let's watch
this.
He's
basically saying and it's one of my
favorite quotes. I think I've heard come out
of his mouth. I
have just never seen any
evidence
or
data or anything. And it's like, well, what
are you talking about? Evidence like would
circumstantial evidence be the people who created
the technology are warning about this
constantly. Would that be considered evidence?
Here he is. JD Vance, friend of the show.
Let's let's get
I can't hear him.
OK, so I mean,
this is what he does. He
lies in a way that
isn't
good. He doesn't
know how to lie.
He doesn't know.
What he just basically
he tries to like take himself
out of it goes. Well, I haven't seen any.
I haven't seen any evidence.
OK, here he is.
Some people will lose their jobs, but
I just don't buy this idea. And I haven't seen
any evidence in the data that it's
going to lead to mass unemployment. OK.
No,
no evidence, no evidence, no data
evidence in the data. I don't see any
evidence. The people
who are instrumental in creating
the technology come out and tell
you this is what it's going to do. They're
not they're not at
all like
being like vague about
their intentions. They literally come out and go.
Yeah, a lot of people aren't going to have jobs.
They tell you that they come out and say
it. Now, let's watch that surveillance clip
because that's very interesting. He's concerned about
surveillance. That's that's comforting.
So, so go back, go back to the beginning
of this. J.D. Vance here is concerned
about surveillance. AI is, you know, a friend of
mine once said that AI is fundamentally a
communist technology in that
it allows governments
and corporations to
surveil people in very
profound and different ways.
And that scares me a lot.
Like, I don't want a social credit system
that's powered by AI. I don't want
you to not be able to buy a beer
because some tech CEO
has given you a score. Stop it for a minute.
Stop it. Who are these tech CEOs?
Like, he says some tech
CEO as if he's not
sponsored by
the tech CEOs and friends with the tech CEOs.
I mean,
this is a little bit, this is
very difficult for him. This is the difficulty that
he's going to have in this upcoming campaign.
He's like, I don't want some tech CEO. It's like,
well, I don't know. You're sitting next to him at dinner. Why
Why don't you tell him not to?
Let him buy the beer.
Hey, can you let this guy buy the beer?
He's a good guy.
You're at dinner with the guy
So then just tell him
It's like when I had dinner with Vance
I said just release everything
I'm a podcaster, I have no real power
But just release everything, release every file you have
Release everything, they've not done that
But that's the only way
That's the only way that you can wash your hands of this
You release everything, you commission an independent investigation
You have Ghislaine Maxwell testify, all this stuff
You gotta do it, if you don't do it
You'll be inherently suspect forever
It's just what it is
It's maximum transparency
Or you're suspect forever
And then there's no amount of UFC fights
On the White House lawn
There's no amount of fireworks
And there's no amount of military flyovers you can do
That are going to satisfy people
Because everybody's gonna go
You are participating
In a cover up of the worst crime imaginable
It's very simple
It's not difficult
It's very easy
But it's never gonna happen
Or it's certainly not gonna happen
Under this administration
Let's let him finish his answer here
About the surveillance state
That they're all worried about
Which is why they gave Sam Altman half a trillion dollars
By the way
Because of the surveillance state
That they're all worried about
It's why that they wanted to
I'm not kidding
They wanted Palantir
And Palantir might be doing it
To merge all of the databases
That collect
Information on you
The federal government's databases
Whether it's the health
Concerning health issues
Or criminal justice issues
They wanted Palantir to come in
And merge them all
And merge them
And now he's going
I'm concerned
That a tech CEO
Wouldn't want to buy you a beer
Or you couldn't buy a beer
Because a tech CEO wouldn't let you
But you guys wanted Palantir to come in
And order a beer
And order a beer
And order a beer
And organize all the federal government's data
And merge all of these databases together
What the hell's that?
What would that be used for?
What exactly would that be used for?
Birthday cards?
Knowing everybody's birthday?
Knowing when people retire
You can send them a little gift?
What exactly would a database
A grand database
That Palantir built
That integrates
All the information
The government has about you
And builds a profile on you
What exactly would that be used for?
I'm just confused
So here we go again
Let's let him finish
Let's give him
Let's give him the benefit
Of many doubts
Based on
An artificial intelligence algorithm
That nobody actually understands
That scares me too
But
I don't think we're going to have
Mass unemployment
We might have
Mass inequality
That's its own problem
It's a different problem though
Interesting
Good
Well
The good news is
We won't have mass
Unemployment
The bad news is
We might have like
Calcutta style slums
So we will have
Mass inequality
That might suck
I don't know how we get there
With that mass unemployment
Again that's just so funny
That's just such a funny thing to say
It's such a great thing to say
It's a funny thing to say
Hey we're not going to have
Mass unemployment
But we might have
Massive inequality
That's a different problem
Everybody will be working
In the data center
They will eat
They'll be able to lick
The nutrient brick
That we will keep them alive
We will keep them on a diet
Where they can stay alive
To work in the data center
Another friend of mine
By the way
They're building these data centers
And they just put an ad
In the Wall Street Journal
I believe it was the journal
And Mike Rowe
From Dirty Jobs
Is that the guy from Dirty Jobs?
They're doing this thing
Where they're sponsoring
They're going to pay people
To learn how to build data centers
Okay
They're going to pay people
To learn how to do
These construction jobs
And yeah
This is the guy from Dirty Jobs
So they just
There's this ad
Or this article
In the Wall Street Journal
Because by the way
Everything now
And I want to talk about this briefly
Everything is very interesting
I have a friend that works
At a YouTube startup
Where they're doing shows
For new creators
Like long form YouTube shows
Where is the money coming from?
Well a lot of the money
Is coming from
Democrat super PACs
And the money is coming from
Democrat super PACs
That are funding these
You know
Longer form shows
That YouTube wants to do
With young creators
Because
The Democrat super PACs
And probably not all Democrat
And not exclusively Democrat
But like
These PACs
Political Action Committees
These 501Cs
Whatever they are
They want an audience
They want a captive audience
So if your channel
Has 10 million people
That are watching
Content
That you have funded
And you have gotten behind
And you have that audience
You've collected 10 million people
That are watching your stuff
And then you can program
That channel
To have whatever messaging you want
Or whatever political ads you want
Or this, that, and the other thing
So basically
Instead of
Like a clear cut
Like you know it's a commercial
You know it's happening
You know
I'll do an ad for Polymarket
I'll do an ad for Blue Chew
I'll do an ad for fucking Helix Mattress
You kind of know what's happening
Some of this now
Is becoming a little more insidious
Where you're watching a channel
You're watching content on a channel
That channel exists
Solely to create an audience
To be programmed
In some political way
And that's why a lot of the money
Because instead of saying
Hey
Let's just run ads
On established
They go let's get behind creators
Let's make money
Let's build an audience
And we now have a captive audience
For whatever messaging
That we have
The Wall Street Journal op-ed
Quote
High tech seeks
Skilled tradesmen
Co-authored by Meta President
Dina Powell McCormick
And Mike Rowe
Announces America's
Workforce Academy
This 115 million dollar initiative
Aims to resolve the massive
Skilled labor shortage needed
To construct AI
And digital data center infrastructure
They're going to pay you to learn
How to build these data centers
And then once they're built
Your job is over
And
They are paying you
To build these data centers
You're going to build
The things that replace you
And then the job's over
Okay
A fast-tracked
Five-week training program
Covering high-demand vocation
Such as electrical work
Plumbing, welding, fiber optics
And HVAC
Costs and benefits
Training is completely free
Meta and its partners
Including CBRE
And the associated builders
And contractors
Cover all tuition
Airfare, lodging
And provide
Daily stipend
During the training period
Guaranteed jobs
Every graduate receives
An industry-recognized credential
And a guaranteed job
On a Meta construction project
Or with a partner
Mike Rowe
Via his own
His foundation
Has spent decades
Advocating for the dignity
Of blue-collar work
And addressing the nation's
Widening skills gap
His foundation
Is helping scale
A practical bridge
Linking eager workers
With debt-free
Six-figure potential
Trade centers
Now
Mike Rowe might just be saying
They're going to learn
All these skills
And they'll build
The data center
But they'll still have
These skills
And they'll still be employable
So whatever
I'm not
I'm not questioning
Mike Rowe's motives
I don't know him
And I don't care
Or they just
Meta gave him
A shitload of money
And he's telling
And he's leading people
Like lambs to the slaughter
I don't really know
I don't know
But what I will say is
This is interesting
They go
We finally have jobs
High-skilled
You know
Labor jobs
And we'll pay you to learn
And why are we doing that?
Oh to build
These data centers
That's why we're doing it
We could have done this
To fix American infrastructure
We could have done it
To fix roads and bridges
We could have done it
To make our cities beautiful
We could have done it
To make our public spaces
Beautiful and inspiring
We didn't do it
We're only doing it now
At the behest of meta
And we're doing it
So that they can build
Massive AI data centers
So finally
We have shovel-ready jobs
For skilled tradesmen
But
Here's the kicker
You are building
The thing that will
Inevitably replace
You
And
Many other people
In your community
So that's
Listen
There's always a catch
And there's always a catch
There's always a little bit of a catch
And this happens to be the catch
This happens to be the catch
You finally have a job
And you work for six months
To a year
You build this massive data center
And then you know
Good luck
We're going to bring in people
To run the data center
And you know
We really don't know
What you're going to do after that
So all of these people
Are being
They're saying
Bill we're going to pay for you
To learn the skills
We're going to train you
So you can build these data centers
That will eventually replace
All the jobs
Although our
Vice president
J.D. Vance
Has said
That we do not need
To worry about
Joblessness
Coming from AI
Only vast inequality
And potential surveillance
Well there you have it
You know
There you have it
That's where we're at
But I'm happy
I'm happy we're out here
Out of Iran
It's
It's
It's
It's
Better than nothing
It's better than nothing
It's better than still being there
500 episodes
500 hours of this show
We started this show in 2016
And
I've done it 500 hours
A bunch of hours on Patreon
I think our country is healthier now than it's ever been
Happier now than it's ever been
Smarter and more hopeful about the future
And I think I've had something to do with that
Not to pat myself on the back
But a lot of people get on here
And they're negative for the hour
And I don't do it
There's so much pressure to be negative
And to feast on negative news
And enrich yourself
In the process
But what I've chosen to do day in and day out
Is consistently highlight the positive
Aspects of humanity
And help everyone build
A bridge to their future self
Their better, smarter
More successful
Future self
So
Thank you for being a part of that journey
Obviously we will be back next week
And all the other weeks
Until I am put in jail
And they will put me in jail eventually
It will be
Some type of jail
I will be in jail
And that's okay
That's okay
Eventually
Peter Thiel, J.D. Vance, Jill Lonsdale
Jill Lonsdale, whatever his name is
I will be in jail
And I will be in jail
And I will be in jail
And you know
I'll be in some type of re-education camp
Or whatever
Because I have spoken out
Against the future
Because they're going to start calling it that
By the way
They're just going to start calling it the future
And anyone that doesn't like it
Or anyone who questions it
And all of this stuff about surveillance
And all that
They're worried about surveillance
I'm worried about surveillance
This is all fake
Obviously
You're not stupid
You guys know this
It is all meant to give you the idea
That there's some debate
That there's some debate
Or there's some thing
But there's not
There's no 14 point deal
It's with Iran
And the only time they rein these tech people in
Is when banks flip out and go
We could lose all our fucking money
AI could figure out
AI could figure out
Or AI is going to figure out some way
To like let the nukes fly
It has nothing to do with you
It has nothing to do
And by the way
All these bans
Like UK is going to ban the phones
For kids under 16
By the way
I'm all for getting people off the fucking phones
They should ban them for anyone under 90
By the way
But here's the point
Here's the point
It has nothing to do with the mental health of your children
You know that
It's so that your children
Cannot in their very formative year
And listen
There's a lot of people online
That victimize children
All that stuff
And that should end
And those people should obviously be prosecuted
But that's not what it's about
What it is about
Is in your child's formative years
They're not going to encounter ideas
That challenge the authority of the state
That's what that's about
They're not going to be
Exposed to ideas
That might make them question the legitimacy
Of the state
The corporate
Oligarchy
The tech
Nocracy
The entirety
Of the power structure
They're not going to question it
And by the time
That we do introduce this technology to them
We've had
Hopefully
What
If we give it to them at 16
They start going to school at 5
We've had about
15 years of brainwashing
15 years of brainwashing
Before we hand them
And I'm not saying phones are great
By the way
They've ruined everything
But like make no mistake
That's not why they're
They're not
They don't care about your kids mental health
At all
At all
By the way
This is so that they have
A head start
Of 15 years of brainwashing
Before
Your child comes in contact
With any idea
That would question
The legitimacy
Of whatever the hell
The people in power are trying to do
That's
What it is
And that's why there's going to be a ban in the UK
And don't think again
Why is there a ban now in the UK
Well the UK is having a lot of issues
With a lot of people
With a lot of different things
From migration
To the economy
And there's
There's a lot of anger
Especially amongst younger people
And that has to be quelled
I'm not saying all that anger is justified
Or that it's being
You know like
Articulated in the right way
But I am saying that
In order to shut down this conversation
They need to get these ideas
Out of the hands
Of younger people
Because a lot of younger people
Are very angry
They're anxious about the opportunities
That they're going to have
They're questioning
Why in their own country
Some of them feel less safe
Or certainly less prosperous
And in order to shut down
That conversation
You have to take away
Their ability
To be exposed to ideas
That are not filtered to the prism
Of the state and corporate media
I hope that's not a shock
To everyone
Again I'm not a fan of your 14 year old
Spending all day on the phone
But make no mistake
The government of the UK
Or Australia or whatever
They don't care
They are doing this
Because they realize
They're losing the plot
They're losing legitimacy
In the eyes of young people
They're losing authority
In the eyes of young people
When a kid says
I've been stabbed
And the cops go
No you haven't
And he's laying there bleeding out
And the cops
Choose to believe
A guy because
They have to operate
In this framework
Of you know equity
And political correctness
And things they barely understand
And young people see that
And are filled with rage
And go that kid could have been me
Bleeding out on the street
Now it's time to take everybody's phones
Obviously
500 hours
Here's to 501
Thank you everyone
Good night
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Key Points: J.D. Vance is launching a presidential campaign with a new book, *God Chose Me*, promoting a narrative of divine selection to lead the country. The book features fictionalized dialogue with a deity named "ball," symbolizing a surreal and satirical take on faith and political destiny. Vance’s rhetoric reflects a strategic rebranding of the MAGA movement, with the UFC fight on the White House lawn framed as its cultural finale. The Iran deal proposed in the transcript shows a dramatic reversal of U.S. policy, lifting sanctions and recognizing Iran's right to self-defense, which critics see as a humiliating diplomatic defeat. The U.S. agreement is seen as a sign of declining global influence, with the country losing its ability to create a moral or military reality. The narrative draws a parallel between the U.S. and Carmela Soprano in *The Sopranos*, illustrating a moment of accountability and moral reckoning. The MAGA movement is portrayed as increasingly unsustainable, with dwindling public support and a reliance on spectacle rather than policy. Tech elites, including Vance’s allies, are positioned as key players in shaping the political future, raising concerns about surveillance, data control, and lack of transparency. Summary: D. Vance’s new book *God Chose Me* as a satirical lens. The book, which claims God selected Vance to lead the nation, is presented as a blend of faith, irony, and political self-justification.
The host argues that the movement's peak—symbolized by a UFC fight on the White House lawn—marks its cultural decline, with no further entertainment or momentum to sustain it. The proposed Iran deal, which reverses aggressive policies and lifts sanctions, is portrayed as a humiliating diplomatic defeat, exposing America’s loss of moral authority and military dominance. S.
can no longer impose its will globally, and the public is now aware of its role in enabling authoritarianism and regional instability. The commentary draws a powerful analogy to *The Sopranos*, where Carmela Soprano represents America’s complicity in its own excesses, now facing accountability. The host also critiques the influence of tech elites, whose values and power are aligned with political movements, and warns against the unchecked spread of AI and surveillance.
S. is no longer the moral savior of the world, but a nation struggling to accept its limits, marked by spectacle, broken trust, and a loss of global credibility.
FAQs What is the main theme of J.D. Vance's new book, 'God Chose Me'? › The book claims that God selected J.D. Vance to lead the country, emphasizing a return to faith and a divine mission, though the content is presented as satirical or metaphorical.
Does J.D. Vance's book include actual religious content or is it fictional? › The book is described as fictional and satirical, with the narrative involving conversations between Vance and a fictional deity named 'ball,' reflecting a humorous or critical take on political ideology.
What does the transcript suggest about the U.S. stance on Iran's nuclear program after the new deal? › The U.S. agrees to end sanctions, lift the naval blockade, and allow Iran to develop its nuclear program under IAEA supervision, though it also agrees to maintain the status quo of existing nuclear restrictions.
Why does the transcript describe the Iran deal as a 'bad girl era' for Iran? › It portrays Iran as having successfully challenged U.S. dominance, emerging stronger and more assertive, symbolizing a shift in global power dynamics and a sense of victory over U.S. military overreach.
What does the comparison to the 'Sopranos' imply about the U.S. current political situation? › It suggests that the U.S. is now facing accountability for its actions, much like Carmela Soprano realizing her complicity in her husband's crimes, indicating a loss of moral authority and power abroad.
How does the transcript view the role of technology and AI in society? › It highlights concerns about AI surveillance and job displacement, with J.D. Vance dismissing claims of mass unemployment due to lack of data, while critics argue the warnings from AI developers are credible.