Tim discusses Billie Eilish calling out billionaires after donating $11.5 Million to charity, a woman who filmed herself stealing because her food stamps ran out, the Florida man who started the Palisades Fire, & the Kirk shooter’s partner Lance Twiggs disappearing. Tim also sits down with Cheryl Hines to discuss her new book “Unscripted”, what it’s like being a Kennedy, how politics has changed her personal life, and her thoughts on the film industry in LA. Her new book comes out Nov. 11th!
American Royalty Tour
🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon
SPONSORS:
Ship Station
Go To https://shipstation.com & Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get A 60-Day FREE Trial
Nutrafol
Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIMDILLON” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping!
Lucy
Go to https://lucy.co/TIM & Use Promo Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF your first order!
Helix
Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 25% OFF Sitewide!
Armslist
Visit https://armslist.com & Use Promo Code “TIM” To Get Your First Month of PREMIUM Membership for just 99 Cents!
Kalshi NYC Mayoral Race Market: https://kalshi.com/markets/kxmayornycparty/mayor-of-nyc-party-winner/kxmayornycparty-25?utm_source=timdillon
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Subscribe to the channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/timjdillon/
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TimJDillon
Listen on Spotify!
https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8
Merch:
https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/
For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.
#TimGivesBack
Transcription
10611 Words, 56239 Characters
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Who's going to win this New York mayoral election? Will it be Zoraan Mamdani? He's in the lead big time. But if you're a gambling man, go over to CalShi.com, folks, and see what's up. What are the CalShi betting odds have on Zoraan Mamdani's 92.7% gonna win 94 right now. 94% gonna win. Well, hey, seems definitive. Did you see this Billy Eilish? You know what I call her? Silly Eilish. That's what I call her. Take that. Billy Eilish. You know Billy Eilish. She does the music where she's like, and that was her. So that's literally a song I just played from her latest album. So Billy Eilish. Billy Eilish. Silly Eilish. It was a rich kid grove in LA. Whatever talented for sure. God bless you. Give it to her. God love her. She's out here lecturing a billionaires at the Wall Street Journal. Now the reason why she's not lecturing millionaires is because she's a millionaire. Everyone hates billionaires. But by the way, hating billionaires while a lot of the time justified is the least risky thing you can do or say in public. Let me say that again. Saying bad things about billionaires is the least risky thing you can say or do in public. They used to have this comment about politicians that were pro family. And they go, oh, what a controversial position because obviously saying I believe in family is like not at all controversial. It might be now in certain parts of the country, the one I'm in probably, but isn't a dog whistle when you say fam, but it's a pretty easy thing to go out there and say, I hate billionaires. I don't like billionaires. And I'm not even saying that she's wrong. It's the glazing as the young ones would say. As the kids would say, the glazing of this of Billy Eilish, how, how brave she was to at the Wall Street journal. She's getting an award. What is she getting an award for? Oh, that she gave a bunch of money to a food bank. She gave $11 million to a charity. In America, go and look up most charities on average. What percentage of the donations go to the actual people? By the way, it's like 10% or less. So but Billy Eilish, even though she meant well, what she did is she bought a bunch of Toyota Camry's for people that are in the charity business. And I'm not saying that it's wrong to donate to charity. Yeah. This is by the way, a lie. I love this. They go is but many reputable charities aim for at least 70 to 90% of funds that go directly to their charitable programs. That isn't true. There are a lot of charities where the overhead is so massive and the salaries that are paid you know, it's absurd. I'm not saying don't donate to charity. I'm saying, you know, have a reasonable expectation. And you got to make sure you really donate to the right charity. But a lot of charities are they have a lot of overhead. So what is she doing at $11 million? $11.5 million to what? The food banks. It's like food inequity. Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah. Climate, climate, she donating to climate change. I mean, what are we doing? But whatever, the food thing I get, they're cutting off the benefits. People are going to be in the streets. They're little kids are going to be detoxing off sugar in the streets. Many of them heavily armed. I don't love that. So I do appreciate Billy Eilish, but Billy Eilish gets up and does this little speech and everybody's calling her, you know, a warrior for it. Give it up. Billy Eilish. I love you all, but there's a few people in here that have a lot more money than me. How lucky for you, Billy. And if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? No hate, but yeah, give your money away. Shorties. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Billy Eilish, going after the elephant in the room, if you're a billionaire, why are you a millionaire? I mean, that's a fair question. Why are you a millionaire? But that's a harder question to ask. Billy Eilish has a lot more money than me, but I'm just saying that glazing people for shit like this is kind of, it's like pathetic. Saying that she's like so brave for, you know, here's the thing too. These people get these awards and then they choose to like pop off. You know, it's kind of like, I don't know, how about before the award? You say something. How about you say something before you get an award? You're up there with the award talking about billionaires give you money away. Shorties. Billy Eilish telling people they should give their money away like she did to climate change. Billy Eilish donated her money to climate change, an 11.5 million dollar donation to fight world hunger and climate change. Billy Eilish, friend of the show. No one takes, no one's taking anything away for her. Stephen Colbert made an announcement on behalf of Billy Eilish. Yeah, he announced it at the awards. Oh, do we have him announcing her 11 and a half million dollar donation? By the way, can I tell a story for me yesterday? Literally, here's what happened because literally it's the same exact thing. I go to air one with my friend. My friend is allergic to avocado, having grown up in California and has eaten it too much. And now he's allergic to avocado. By the way, people's personal weaknesses. Now they display as some type of strength or like, oh, it's cool. Look at me. I had so much avocado. I can't even have any more. It's ridiculous. I try to have the Gary Breckier keto smoothie. It's a phenomenal. Get the ingredients to the Gary Breckier out. Now Gary Breck is a con artist in a criminal who has sold people in this longevity crap that you're going to live forever if you drink his milkshake. But it's a nice taste and it's low in sugar and it's got the macros and the aminos and the Venezuelans. The standard smoothie includes coconut water avocado, cauliflower rice, raspberries, blueberries, blueberries are good. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. The chocolate version. Perfect amino chocolate powder, cacao powder, almond butter, avocado, coconut milk, MCTO, Rishi, ashwaganda, avocado, so whatever. I go in here and I get to Gary Breckah and who again, it's God bless him. But he's a complete con artist in criminal. My doctor told me that I get it. And then my friend is like, oh, I'm allergic to avocado. Stop getting me to Gary Breckah. By the way, it's like $20. It's like, okay. So then he goes, I want a peanut butter one. So I go, okay. So I go up to the guy at the register and I say, give him a peanut butter smoothie. And he goes, you want to swap out one of the brekkas? And I go, yeah. And I go, does anyone get the Gary Breckah but me? He goes, all really in shape people and you. It's like, hey, it's Halloween. What is that? So they give us the two brekkas anyway. They don't realize that we were supposed to swap one of the smoothies with a peanut butter smoothie. I then take the two brekkas. I say to my friend, wait for the peanut butter smoothie, I'm going to go outside with these two so they don't know that we're technically beating them on one smoothie and they don't know what's going on. I take the two brekkas outside. He gets his peanut butter smoothie. Now we have an extra Gary Breckah perfect amino smoothie called the ultimate human. We're driving around L.A. We find a homeless guy at a bus stop. I said, come here. Do you want a smoothie? We have an extra smoothie from Irwan. And it's the Gary Breckah. I told him, I say, this is not the most popular smoothie. Most people don't like it. People don't like the amino blend. They think it's chalky whatever. I gave him the smoothie. He was very grateful. He came over to the car. We gave him the smoothie, okay? And guess what? I'm not at the Wall Street Journal lecturing people. I'm doing it in the streets. I'm helping people in the actual street. A homeless guy at bus stop has a perfect amino smoothie with low sugar because the maple syrup is keto and coconut whipped cream. That's what he's got. I'm not out there.
the Wall Street Journal going, "Hey, a billionaires, you're all evil, but me, Billie Eilish, a multi-millionaire, I'm great, because I'm giving a bunch of money to the climate and to the, you know, to food." I go steal a smoothie from Airwan, Robin Hood style, and then I deliver it to a man who's homeless, houselessness, unhoused, experiencing housing insecurity at a bus stop and food insecurity. He's experiencing all of the insecure. I go and give him a smoothie, ask for not a god damn thing in return. The only person who saw that was God and was like, "Nice." Literally, he said that. So do we have Colbert? Yeah. Let's see if we can get Colbert here, because by the way, imagine the award that should have been given to me because my friend can't handle avocado because he ate it too much growing up in Southern California, his body turned against it. If that was the rules, I would not be able to eat ice cream, okay? But those are not the rules. Stephen Colbert. I also have the privilege of breaking a little news to all of you tonight, and thank you, Billie, for allowing me to do this. This is extraordinary. Billie Eilish will be donating proceeds from her Hit Me Hard and Soft Tour to support organizations, projects, and voices dedicated to food equity, climate justice, reducing carbon pollution, and combating the climate crisis. That donation, ladies and gentlemen, will be $11.5 million dollars. So what? So the fuck what? That's wonderful. So what? I gave a smoothie to a bomb. Tim Dylan's here. Tim, thank you for letting me do this, Tim. Thank you for letting me do this. I appreciate it. Tim Dylan is a donating proceeds from his Accepting Bribes Tour to buy a smoothie at Erwan, the Gary Brekkah, the ultimate human smoothie, the perfect amino Chaco Revive Smoothie, featuring Colley Flour Rice in Avocado. And he'll be giving it to a random homeless man who's sitting at a bus stop because his friend cannot handle Avocado. So he'll be drinking a peanut butter smoothie. He will give the smoothie to a random homeless man in Los Angeles who is at a bus stop. He will not be accepting an award for it. He will not be lecturing any other people. He will just be doing the work in the streets. That's what he'll be doing. He'll be doing the work in the streets, women who, woman who claims to be out of food stamps, film, social media video of what she stole in the store and encourages others to do the same. You might agree with this woman, I think people need to get the food stamps. I believe we should not be giving money to the Ukraine, Israel, and we shouldn't be spending money fighting Venezuela. I mean, what the fuck's this? I'm going to talk about that. But I got a look, can I tell a story every day when I was a tour guide in New York City, I was a tour guide on a double-decker bus. There was a place called the Food Emporium every day I would go in and I would steal a juice, an orange juice, a fresh, squeezed orange juice, and drink it while I shopped at the store. Then a bold neo-Nazi guy who just got out of jail literally ratted me out to management. He was, they got tax credits for hiring an ex-con and he ratted me out to me. He became a rat. He was probably a rat in jail. He gets out of jail and he rats me out because he catches me stealing the juice. This is after I had done it for like eight months. When I was in mortgages on Long Island, I used to eat at a deli in Melville called suburban eats. You would get a piece of pizza. The place you got the piece of pizza was a long way from where you would pay for it and you'd wait on a line with all these people that were working in the mortgage industry, all these people. I would eat the slice of pizza before we got to the register. And then I would just buy the sandwich. I have stolen food for a very long time, a lot of my life. I am not against it morally or in any other way. Let's see what this woman got. What did you get? Hi you guys. I'm out of the store. Yes. So they won it $7 for this. Mind you, I don't know what is that. What is that? KSO? Can you close up on that? What is that? Is that a, what is that some type of dip butter, bouillon, butter, okay, that's something that I guess make, um, make like a sauce or keep going here. Mind you, I don't have food stamps anymore. They cut me off. So I only had $22 left in food stamps. So this is what I stole. Okay. They want it $9 for this. I said, I don't got $9. Then they want it season it. Then they want it $2 for this. They want it. Sorry. It's all fucked up. It's been in my purse. I would have stolen so much better shit than this. This is not a good haul at all. She's stealing seasonings and TikToks. This is embarrassing. Get her out of here. Get her out of here. How dare you call yourself a thief? We didn't cover this and we actually, um, should cover the guy who started the Palisades fire. A guy was arrested for starting this and, um, his name was, he's a 29 year old Jonathan Rindernack. And we are now, we are announcing the arrest of 29 year old Jonathan Rindernack on a criminal complaint charging him maliciously, starting what became the Palisades fire and generate. So think about this for a minute. This guy burned down an entire neighborhood. He did billions of dollars of damage to a state, Malibu, Palisades. It's unbelievable. The complaint. And by the way, what's the penalty for that like to be honest, it kind of should be death. In my opinion, the amount of devastation that you brought, you should probably be faced a death penalty. But anyway, the complaint alleges that Rindernack started a fire in the Pacific. Palisades on New Year's Day, a blaze had eventually turned into one of the most destructive fires in Los Angeles history, causing death and widespread destruction. Among the evidence that was collected from his digital, digital devices was an image he generated on chat GPT depicting a burning city while we can now, by the way, I'm dressing up like the Palisades fire for Halloween because it's funny. Like I get it, it is depressing and sad, but I'm doing it because it's funny. And I didn't start it. And it's not hypocritical at all because literally did anyone even die in that one? They're saying death, but the old Sedina fire was very sad because it was a lot of lower income people. And that was very sad. But the Palisades fire, yes, had some sadness to it for sure, but the majority of those people had a little bit of money. How many people died in the Palisades fire? I'm still going to be it because I paid the costume designer. So I'm not going to 12 confirmed, all right, listen, folks, folks, what about 9/11? How about that? What about 9/11? That's how many died in 9/11? Yes. Yeah, that's correct. All right. Okay, among the evidence it was collected from the digital devices, right? So he went in the chat GPT and I guess he was like generating image of a city on fire. While we cannot undo the damage and destruction that was done, we hope his arrest and the charges against him bring some measure of justice to the victims of this horrific tragedy. After next initial appearance, this casual for today at 1 30, and this was not today, obviously, we're reading an older thing, dude, what the fuck? I mean, this guy did he actually, I bet he did, but how did he start it? When was the fire? If he started it on New Year's, when did the fires start really, when was the Palisades fire? Let's listen to this judge or no, whatever this person is. And the defendant walked up the same trail from earlier that night to watch the fire and fire fighters. Seven on your side investigates the potential mistakes made in fighting the Palisades fire. The after-action report was just released. Hello, I'm Mark Brown. I'm Michelle Fisher. You're watching Eyewitness News at 5 live on ABC 7 Hulu and wherever you stream. That breaking news now, a 29-year-old uber driver facing serious charges in connection with the deadly Palisades fire. The fed say that Jonathan Renderneck lit a brush fire on New Year's Day. LA Fire says it put it out, but then days later, it reignited and grew into one of the most destructive wildfires in our state's history. How could this have happened? Seven on your side. Investigative reporter Kevin Osbeck looking into the missteps and failures by the city and county of LA, and we begin with Eyewitness News reporter Sophie Flay with new insight about the man in custody tonight. Sophie. A massive investigation by the ATF and now a criminal complaint revealing shocking details about how the Palisades fire started and who is being accused of intentionally lighting the spark. Why did he do it? 29-year-old Jonathan Renderneck has been arrested and charged in connection for igniting a flame that eventually turned into death.
Driving ubers it got to be a terrible job. You know, that's got to be a tough one. Like driving Uber all day has you've got it. He probably thought about starting this fire for months. He probably thought I should go to a rich area and start a fire. Now I don't know what his beef was with the Pacific palisades. I should be burning it dead. The amount of meetings I've had with these people. I should be burning. I mean, I just had a lovely lunch with an agent at CAA who I love and enjoy. You know, I've talked to this woman multiple times and I sat in and we had a lunch and she's working on a project. We're trying to make a movie and I literally sat down. I've spoke to this woman multiple times like multiple times. I sent her cheese for her birthday. Okay, it rotted outside of her house because she was an aspirin or whatever they do. But I sent her cheese for her birthday. I sit down to the lunch. She goes, now tell me about yourself. I mean, it's like, I mean, it's unreal, unbelievable. I sit down for the lunch. She goes, now tell me, tell me a little about yourself. Who are you? Tell me a little bit about yourself. I go, I've been in the thing for five years. What do you mean? This is one of the top 25 shows usually in the world. This thing that we're doing here. Do you feel responsibility with the platform you have? Do you feel responsibility? Just the responsibilities? Are there responsibilities that you feel the platform, the platforming of platforms? Do you feel do you feel or response? Who are you? Where are you? Where are you? Hi. Where are you? Who are you? Do you feel I really like to get to know people? And what exactly? What are you? What are you? What are you? People are poking me. What are you made of? What is this? Is this fabric? Is this fabric? Like a big labouboo. Like a big labouboo in person. Why do you wear the glasses? What is that? So interesting. I should be starting the policies. I should every day be going through the policies with the gas can. By the way, the amount, the abuse I take in this town. And she's a lovely woman and she's very good at her job. So please don't be offended by that. Please keep doing, please keep doing things for me. Please keep making me tens of dollars. But I should be going through the policies by the way with the gas can. But I'm not. You know why? Because I'm a good person. Actually, I am. So I am out there. And so this Uber driver in Florida, how did these people fuck you over? I had a good pilot, a good pilot. And I attached a great writer and I'd Adam McCabe producing it years ago. And I and fucking nothing. And I should be running around. Sam Levinson called me and goes, can you do a role in you for you? It's nine seconds. You'll be on your hands and knees like a pig and people will be spinning on you or something. Why am I not burning the policy? It's fine. I said, thanks. I'm going to pass. I'm in the hand. I'm not flying. You're from the Hamptons to get on my hands and knees and you for you and have people spit on me like a pig. But I appreciate it. Can you write? If you literally throw a 10 lines, I would do it. There was four lines. I go, give me, give me an extra six lines. I'll get on my knees. People could spit on me like a pig. Why am I not walking through the policies with the gas can? Why is this Uber driver doing it? Let's, let's watch a little more of this. Please. Thank you. Allocates fire in January. He's accused of starting the lockman fire 12 minutes into the start of the new year on January 1st. He was working as an Uber driver the night before according to the federal complaint. That fire started on January 1st. By the way, I asked my agent this, how do I get in this Kirk gag order? This Charlie Kirk case gag order is going to make people's careers. This is is because Candice keeps saying she's going to violate it. Is she in it? How do I get in this? You better email someone and try to get me in the Charlie Kirk gag order. And where's that furry? That furry disappeared. Lance twigs. But we're going to stay on this policy. I think I'm just have ADD ADD. But I don't know where that furry is. They should be going door-to-door looking for that furry. Keep it on the policy. Let's see what this guy says. And it smoldered underground for about a week until on January 7th, heavy winds caused this underground fire to surface and spread above ground. Look at it. Why did he do it? What became known as the policy? After dropping passengers off, he parked his car at the bottom of a hiking trail. Those passengers. It was probably me. What is it? It was me. I was in the policy. It's that's morning having a breakfast. Breito. I swear to God. It's very possible. I was the last thing in that guy's car. Keep going. Ordering to the complaint, he called 911 to report the fire, fled the scene, but returned, taking videos of the flames. I can tell you ATF has determined that the fire was ignited with an open flame. Rendonect was living in the palisades at the time, but we've taken it to custody in Florida where he's currently residing, according to US Attorney Bill of Staley. The origin of the fire was not far from where Rendonect was living at the time. Even arsonists are leaving LA. That's how bad it's getting. That's how mismanaged this state is arsonists. This was a great state for arsonists at one point. The fires start and they spread. And the wind takes them. The devil winds, those Santa and a winds take the fires and they spread it. They start these fire hurricanes. But even arsonists don't feel safe with the policies of Gavin Newsom. It's insane. How bad it's gotten. We'll say it's highlands. That property now destroyed when neighbor calling the act twisted and still looking for more answers. It seems like we understand the origin of the January 1st fire. I think we want to know more about why I hate them. Get them out of here. You will, you watch one minute of these people. You'll start a fire there. Get them out. Where's this furry? Where's Lance twigs? Find this furry. The Kirk furry is gone. Tyler Robinson, the suspect in the Kirk assassination was dating this furry. This furry is now disappeared. The furry is completely gone. Now, some people don't believe the whole furry angle. But Lance twigs was wearing that sloth hoodie onesie thing. But some people say that private security types, fed types, put a fur bed in that apartment they were sharing to make people think that Lance twigs was more of a furry than he was. What is a fur bed? Look it up. Because people are saying that a fur bed might have been planted in the apartment to make this person seem like a furry. A bed, well, maybe Google bed for a furry because we're finding a lot of things that are for pets. But that's not what we want. We want humans who think they're animals. A bed for a human who thinks it's an animal, not a bed for a pet. Google's getting confused. Yeah, for humans who are part of the furry fandom options include large oversized human dog beds, made a faux fur. That's what was in this apartment that Tyler Robinson was sharing with Lance twigs. I believe that's what was reported was in the apartment. Now, I want to know all the information on Lance twigs. Where is Lance twigs? They're saying that this furry is either in the witness protection. The transgender lover of Charlie Kirk's alleged killer has seemingly vanished from his hometown six weeks after the political assassination it shook the country. Lance twigs has been on the download since his boyfriend Tyler Robinson allegedly shot the turning point USA co-founder dad and then sent twigs a string of tax messages confirming to the slang. Twigs has steered clear of his $1800 a month love nest on the outskirts of the isolated desert oasis of St. George. I bet they've gagged everyone in this case. How many people are gagged in this case? gag orders. Now also watch if they do this. Now, I don't think I don't think they've done this yet, but they could also put something on this case called Sam's S.A.M.S. That's called special administrative measures. And that's what they did in the Boston bombing that prevented any real information from coming out. It was carefully curated information. They came out about the Boston bombing in the journalist Michelle McFee from Boston wrote a book that basically credibly put out the hypothesis that the FBI had a prior relationship with the Zarnaya brothers and they didn't want that getting out. And they had potentially recruited the older brother and or both brothers to be confidential FBI informants. And they put special administrative measures Sam's on that trial to keep the information from leaking out. Now, if you see that in this Kirk thing, a lot of people are in myself and
They're going to go, "Hey, what the F?" Because a lot of, I don't know what went on here. You know, I don't think anyone does. I think, you know, Candace Owens is obviously famously doing a big investigation. She's turning up some weird things for sure. But I don't think anybody knows what's really going on. And apparently, I guess they have a lot of evidence maybe about this guy, Tyler Robinson. They're going to put together a lot of this evidence. But I don't, you know, we haven't seen a ton of it yet, right? I saw a bunch of text messages that looked on. And then Lance Twigs, Tyler Robinson's furry, boyfriend, has disappeared from the public eye. People speculate that they're in the witness protection program. And I like the whole family. I think they got the whole family to be in the witness protection program. This is the guess. And we'll just have to, oh, is this Robinson's court appearance? It said right here that he had a appearance on Monday. But do they ever show him? Not usually. They don't show it, here's what's bothering everyone about this. I'll tell you what it is right now. Let me break it down for you, folks. Please. Okay. Talowin. Here's what's happening. When I grew up, every crime was a salacious tabloid. Festival. The media, tabloid media shows like a current affair and acts as Hollywood and action and all that stuff. And those shows still exist, but a lot of them don't, but versions of them do. And certainly there's an entire media on the internet, it's as intense as ever. And journalists didn't become better people, right? They still wanna get clicks, clicks are the new views. And so they wanna be exploited, exploitative. And, you know, they wanna get the scoop and the story and they wanna, you know, they would be chasing down family members in parking lots. They'd be camping out on people's lawns. They'd be climbing in the window. They'd be trying to get an interview with the maid. The OJ Simpson trial, the spectacle of all that, Lacey Peters, any of the stuff that you remember always attracted so much attention. Where was that energy with Thomas Matthew Crooks? Where is that energy here? Where is the energy of the press? Truly asking, curious. Why is the press not more concerned? Don't they find it fascinating? The guy you tried to shoot, Trump has no digital footprint, which is like, by the way, almost weirdly impossible for what a 22-year-old or however old he was. How old was he, 23? Whatever the age was, it's insane to think this guy had no digital footprint. It's odd. It's also odd that, how old? 20. Yeah, 20, even more puzzling that he had no digital footprint. It's also weird when you see this. This is a salacious story. Number one, it's a horrible story. A guy was murdered. Number two, he was murdered by this guy who apparently had all the political opinions anyone can have, which is not impossible, by the way. People were radicalized from the right to the left, to the right to the left. This is not an uncommon thing. He's dating somebody who's, I guess, a furry or it may be transitioning or whatever the case may be. We don't know really anything about the guy's family other than they were mega people, but again, the press has shown very little interest in finding out more 'cause I guess, quote unquote, they don't wanna jeopardize the trial. Where was all of this when I grew up? By the way, where was the press caring about the integrity of the jury pool when I grew up? Every fucking news person was watching OJ Simpson's van. They played the OJ Simpson verdict in my fifth grade classroom. That's how big of a fucking deal it was. They put the OJ Simpson verdict on in my fifth grade classroom. Everybody watched OJ in that Bronco, the world stopped and everybody watched it, every office, every, where was the press caring about the integrity of the jury? Where was the press, all the press is ever done in this country. Outside of inflaming divisions and creating, you know, hysteria is cover salacious crimes. I mean, this is everything they've ever done. This is why court TV exists. This is why you had all of those legal shows. This is why you had a lot of tabloid shows. All they've ever done is hunt down people that were connected to the case, that knew the guy, if somebody went to kindergarten with somebody accused of a crime, they were on television when I grew up. They were sitting with Sally Jessie Raffia. I'm telling you, Oprah, all of these people, they had the high end ones, the low end ones. It was the job of the American media to essentially on earth all of the details about the case and parade them for all to see on television and in print magazines, John Badey ramps. Do you know how many times I stood in a grocery store and somebody was standing there with a national inquire and this tragically John Badey ramps, his face was on the cover of it. How many different theories they were cooking up and where is that? What happened to that? Did all of these people suddenly develop a conscience? How many people, can we find this out? How many people are in this Kirk gag order, which I really wanna get in and I'm gonna email my agent and try to ask to get in? Put me in the Kirk gag order. I've worked so fucking hard. They've gagged a lot of people that cannot speak about the case at all, tons and tons of people. So it was interesting to me and that's, I think, one of the reasons, by the way, that people feel weird about this. Thomas Matthew Crooks. Tyler Robinson, the furry. What people don't understand is why there's such a lack of information, why there's such a lack of interest, why there's such a voluminous evidence in a gag order that could impact thousands in the Robinson case. The man accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk had a court appearance on Monday where Louis discussed a voluminous amount of evidence, thousands of potential witnesses in the judge pledged to ensure a fair trial. Tyler Robinson appeared virtually during the hearing, a hearing, a change it was requested by the defense part of Monday's hearing. The 22-year-old faces charges in the September tense shooting at Utah Valley University, including aggravated murder or obstruction of justice, felony discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily injury, witness tampering and commission of a violent offense in the presence of a child. It is also possible Robinson faces federal charges. On Monday, Catherine Nester and the rest of Robinson's defense team entered their formal appearance to represent him. There is a substantial amount of discovery in this case, Your Honor, is voluminous to say the least. Prosecutors also discussed a gag order that fourth district court judge Tony Graff had entered in the case, which could create problems. It forbids anyone associated with the case from speaking to news media. There are a number of witnesses that have yet to be identified that will likely be used in the state's case. This occurred in front of two or three thousand students at Utah Valley University. So we're in the process of identifying those witnesses so those witnesses are presently unknown right now. Judge Graff said the gag order was designed to prevent problems associated with pretrial publicity. All right, so we get it. But it does seem interesting how people seem to be closing ranks around the story. And I'm not saying the story is inherently suspect. I do think there's a lot of weird shit that happen. And weird shit could be a red herring or it could be weird shit that opens a door to even a weirder shit. With Thomas Matthew Crooks, again, the lack of interest, the fact that we're not getting tons and tons of information from the usual sources, makes people a bit skeptical. It makes people go, wait, what's going on? Again, it's just not something I'm used to. I'm used to the type of coverage that you would see. I mean, remember the Covington kids who banged the, I mean, obviously there was a political angle to that. I mean, there's a political angle to this. But the Indian guy, the Native American guy, like standing in the Covington kids' face and the kid was grinning at him.
Does anyone remember the press not being interested in that? That's what we heard about. It was like all we heard about. And then this, again, doesn't seem to be getting that much attention to the Covington thing. Far less consequential, no one died. Far less consequential. And the media interest in that incredibly high, the media interest in this seems relatively low for the level of severity of this crime, and then that it exposes a lot of weird fault lines in not only the country and how people are processing these events, but also within the Republican Party itself, you think they'd be more interested in that at least, that angle. They've been mildly interested in it, but not nearly as interested as you would think. They are, so it just is going to be a matter of like, where does all of this go? We don't really know. TimBillacomedy.com for all the live dates. We have a great interview right now with the, we did a very serious interview here with the great Cheryl Heinz. And what I really want to do is always present kind of a serious and introspective side of myself and my guests. It's the most important thing to me that we treat people that come in here and their stories with the respect it deserves. And we allow them the space to really present themselves. And that's why I try to be on my game and they come in on their game. So I want to present now a kind of very serious interview where we really look at the things in life that matter. And by the way, we haven't even talked about this Venezuela. We're going to get to that. There's nothing to talk about yet. I guess we're just bombing Venezuela because Maduro sells drugs or something. Who cares? Whatever, we're just going to bomb Venezuela now. We killed a bunch of fishermen. And now we're going to bomb Venezuela. We blew some fishing boats up because they had, I don't know, they had blow on them or something. All right, folks. Anyway, happy Halloween. Now a very serious and respectful interview with Cheryl Hines. Cheryl Hines, the book is unscripted. It comes out everywhere 11, 11. You can pre-order now. What the hell is going on with these vaccines, Cheryl? What's up? What is happening? Are people being mean to you in Hollywood? I would say people have a lot of feelings. People have a lot of feelings. Yes. But I love this article just came out. And people were saying, I can no longer be friends with her, but don't print my name. Because I don't want to hurt her feelings. And it's like, that's weird. OK. It's very caddy. It's childish. It's childish. A little judgmental, let's be honest. It's a little judgmental. But I guess, you know, that's what this panel is for. Have you had anyone stand by you? Yes, yes. Lots of people standing by me. Well, that's good. Yeah, yeah. No, it's good. I mean, it made some of my friendships stronger. And then some just, you know, some people-- Did you have any big blow-up fights? You don't have to say with who. Yeah. Did people call you and start screaming? Well, I would say, right before Bobby endorsed Trump, I had a few passionate calls. Right. Yeah, which is fine. And I was glad that they did, you know, because I would rather somebody call me and tell me how they feel. Then tell a journalist, this is how I feel, but I don't want anyone to know. Did anybody in the industry call you and go, this is not a great look? No. I mean, well, besides the other actors? Well, I don't know. People that work with you, does anyone have any of your relationship changed in that regard? Well, you know, people don't openly call me and say that we're going to work with you again. So I don't know, but the flip side of it, I have had a lot of people call me and say, I want to work with you. And I mean, a lot of people have moved out of LA to work in other cities. Why would they leave LA? It's so good. What's wrong with these people who left LA? What's wrong with them? What's not to lie? Well, it's going perfectly here. Yeah. It's going right on track. I don't know. I mean, this town is definitely going through a renaissance of sorts. Sure. So-- That's what I say. That's the word I use. I say it's going through a renaissance. A renaissance. And I think it's hopefully soon going to sort of blossom. Well, sure. Because right now, it feels a little like people are-- well, it feels a lot like people are struggling. They're trying to find out. They're trying to figure out a way to work, make new content, and work on new productions. What do you think about DC? Do you like it? I do like DC. I like it. It's a very beautiful town. It's a beautiful city. It's different to drive around and see national monuments that are just-- they're gorgeous. And they, at night, they're lit so beautifully. And it's really-- it's a different-- of course, it's a completely different world there. Yes. What do you think about the war with Venezuela? Are you excited about that? That one-- I don't know-- I don't know how that one's going to go. I hope that one's quick. I don't know too much about that one. Right. I don't either. I just read we were doing it this morning. But do you ever say to yourself, I wish-- I wasn't the wife of a controversial guy? I found myself saying that. You know, I definitely went through that-- when Bobby started running for president, it was challenging, right? Because I wasn't quite ready. I didn't think I was ready to see what was on the other side of the door, because I had spent so many years building this career. This all I've ever wanted to do was act. And so would you wake up one day? Because when I met Bobby, he was not that conscious. He was doing the environmental stuff. Yeah. And everybody liked him. Yeah. Because he was just talking about stuff they put in oatmeal. Well, he's still talking about the stuff they put in. People in LA liked that. If you go up to somebody in LA and you go, look what's in that oatmeal. They love it. Well, that's why some of what's going on is really weird. Weird because, yes, LA. And what I like about a lot of people that live here, they do care about what they eat. They want to eat. They want to look good. Yes, so they eat, right. That's right. So they don't want a lot of fatties. And other states like fat people. But in LA, there's less of that. Yeah. They pair tighten right here. They're like, that's right. Yeah. So if you're fat here, you better have a lot of talent. Have we even talked about that we're beauty in the beast? Well, well, yes, we are beauty in the beast. And you look, you are a stunning beauty. Thank you. In DC, there's a lot of ugly people. How do you handle that? Because you meet these other political spouses and a lot of them are monsters. You know what? DC has turned it up. They've turned up with the glamour. And I mean, the women, the women are bringing it. So it's no longer you walk into. They don't look like Barbara Bush anymore. They're hotties. They're-- Well, because everyone's fit now. Yeah. Your husband's making everyone do push-ups and pull-ups. Sit-ups? Yeah. All right. Yeah. So people are on board. And they are looking good. And so that's what I was saying. That's what's strange about LA because you would think that they would really embrace that. You know, make America healthy again. They hate that because it's a version of make America great again. So they hate everything about it because of that reason only. Yet you would think that they would be very happy about Bobby getting rid of arsenic and lead. That's in baby formula. Right. You would think that they would be happy.
about him getting well a lot of people in LA fair in fairness to them adopt children from all over the world so those children their systems are weaned on different things that can handle different things they can they're not it's not like if you get a baby from a you know they buy the baby from another country and that baby can handle I wish this was bog cup but it's just water right um right do you get nervous when you talk to people in the media like myself do you get do you get nervous when you go on the political media circuit and you talk to people like me um no I don't get nervous I don't get nervous but um but it is different now that I you know that my husband's in the administration it's uh you know you feel a little more of a responsibility to be have uh what's the word you know uh you want to tow the line right I don't want to but you can say whatever you want I can say what I want yeah you can say whatever you want who do you like over there do you like this JD Vance what do you think about him I I do like JD Vance it's the the thing is I know the people on a personal level right so I am I know them more from just hanging out with them at an event and really sort of talking and um you know having conversations that he's a funny person do do you ever get do you ever get like nervous about how high profile you are and Bobby is with the the amount of hate in the country the division people are very hateful they make threats they behave like monsters like beasts like beasts uh you ever feel that's are you ever like this is I just want to go home and you know I definitely felt like that um when he was running for president that's when I you know I really felt that I felt I was so concerned about his safety and I talk about it a lot in my book um unscripted because yeah of course his his uncle was assassinated his father was assassinated uh why is the Kennedy curse do you think that's real uh I don't think I don't think that's real I think that's a big family and perhaps uh sometimes people take unnecessary risks right yeah so I would say you know I'm generalizing but they're they're kind of risk takers you know living big full lives so I don't know do you enjoy being a Kennedy is it is it fun are there expectations that come with it well you know it's probably gonna uh it's not that exciting to say no but when I but when I married Bobby it wasn't like uh it wasn't like it's not like this country is you know loving the Kennedys right looking at the looking up to them no yeah at that point it was not it was a dynasty kind of in decline a little bit your words yeah um so right so it wasn't uh I didn't feel like whoa I'm a Kennedy and now I'm going it was almost like oh I'm a Kennedy I'm a Kennedy I'm a Kennedy now it wasn't like whoa what I mean yeah I mean I kept my name at least you're not a bush those people are shot what do you um what are you looking forward to now what's coming up other than this book you're gonna go on a book tour yes I've been doing a lot of press I've been going on a book tour uh that which has been really fun of course it's it's now you have you ever like you do very obviously you're doing serious shows like mine would you ever have fun with it do you ever go do some like talk to some not uh you know I just I just talked to Bill Marr for a long time uh wow I drank too much I mean he was very high um and it was fun yeah he's a fun guy yeah I like him I mean we he we really were doing some spit takes just like he was making me laugh while I was drinking and so I loved that so I did you know I did some press on the East Coast uh before I came out here that that um I wasn't say I was talking to comedians by any means right out there was uh but really um interesting people and great interviewers and and then I come here and it like it's so fun to be here talking to you looking at your beautiful face yeah do you ever feel if you have a disagreement with something the administration's doing do you feel pressured not to talk about it uh yes I would say so but I but I never have in the past right it's never been a part of my you know social media I've never you're not a political person you're an entertainer no no so I've never you know spent the morning angry and tweeting out to people this is what you should think and this is what you should do and I'm so upset and I hope everyone sees how upset I am right because that's something about me yeah uh I just haven't been that person so it doesn't it doesn't feel I don't feel pressure to you know not say anything negative about it right it's just not who I am right it's not it hasn't been your your presence right right you're an entertainer you entertain people yeah do you think you'll repair those friendships that you might have lost you know I think I think some of them have uh you know I can look at them and say I appreciate that person and for the time that I had with them yes you know uh do I want to play pickleball with one of them now no because it's uh everybody's sort of moved on into different different worlds do you think Bobby won the vaccine argument because I think he did uh it feels like he did well it does uh you know this is the problem Tim um there's no winning or losing the argument but just that he is actually getting the conversation going well there was a lot of people that have been injured by that vaccine well that everyone who had you like keeps getting it keeps getting COVID but by way this is what I had a lovely conversation with uh the women on the view because if the vaccines are no one has ever had a lovely conversation on the view not one time but go on yes if if the vaccines are well they get it every day you know those women get vaccinated every day on the view that's why many of them are the way they are every day they come in and they get a booster the whole group the whole group the whole group gets a booster but go sorry but I was saying you know there is a um vaccine injury compensation program that has paid out five point four billion dollars to vaccine injuries but people probably haven't heard about it and that doesn't even include COVID vaccine injuries that's a different program altogether so I mean it just seems like can we start there and say hey five point four billion dollars being paid out people have that have proved it in court um that's maybe that's a problem right maybe we could do the better with the vaccines maybe they could be safer you know and so Bobby is saying that but but some people don't even want to they don't even want to hear that or they don't want to agree with it or but the but those are just facts you know you know you're not I'm not you know Vermont those are just black and white facts and you know people just don't want to they don't want to have any type of discussion about it they really don't why do you think they don't well I think people tend to have a religiosity to their belief system and they don't want it questioned or challenged at all which is I think you know it's one thing yeah if you are talking about religion and it's like that's this is the way I was raised is what I believe but we're talking about health you know what I mean why is there a why would feelings be so involved yeah in in health just a friend's mother got a vaccine and had a stroke 48 hours later and we all we all didn't care we hated her but but there's probably a correlation between that right so why can't why can't someone say this was my experience this is what happened and can we look at it but instead what a lot of people are feeling is how dare you even say that well that's the problem that and that's the problem so yeah is Bobby winning the
vaccine argument. I mean, he's definitely bringing it to the forefront saying, uh, there's a problem. And we're trying to fix it. What is your favorite Disney movie? Is it beauty in the beast? Which one do you really like? Uh, I mean, uh, uh, finding Nemo. Oh, that's the one with the fit. That's Disney. Yeah, that's Pixar. What is it? Well, it's Disney picks our dream war. I mean, it's all the same. Okay. It's a lot. Okay. Uh, I really liked that one. I liked the one. What was the one about the non binary raindrop? They just came out. There's one that there's the characters like her a non binary raindrop. I think it was called elemental. Yes. That's my favorite one. It's the, the, the, it's about a raindrop who's, uh, is non binary. And I think that's good. That's good. You don't need to, uh, label people. Well, not if you're a raindrop. You don't need to label. I love it. It's, it's very beautiful there. It's beautiful. Everyone's rich. What's the problem? No problem. It's really beautiful. It's nice. It is, uh, it's very civilized. I think it is. That's what I like about it. A lot of pink rolls, Royce's tuna tartar, a lot of tuna tartar. So in closing because you've got this book and you talk, you tell the people about your, your inner, your, your, your issues with being now a political person, even though you don't want to be. Uh, I talk about, yeah, you know, um, just about like my experiences and going from Tallahassee, Florida to LA to getting on this show and being in films and movies to my husband. Do you ever miss Tallahassee? Yeah, I love Tallahassee. Yeah. Yeah. I love Tallahassee. And all the people. Say to yourself, you have a kind of a complicated life, uh, rather being Tallahassee kind of just, just, just taking it easy and living in a trailer and, you know, smoking meth, uh, living the, the good life. Um, you know, I miss Tallahassee, but I love, uh, I, I love the life that I have. I, I like that, um, there's never a dull moment. I don't know what's going to happen next. Right. Uh, I mean, fascinating people. I've, I've worked with amazing people. And now I'm learning, I am learning a lot of new things every day. Yeah. I didn't set out to, uh, learn, but now I, now that I, I'm here and I'm doing it when you come back to LA are people nice to you? Um, yeah, people have been nice to me. I mean, I haven't really gone out. Right. Although Bobby and I went to, this was a while ago. I think he was still redding. We went to, uh, a restaurant that we love. This one. We were sitting in the, we got back in the car to leave this woman gets up and runs out to the sidewalk and, uh, looks in the car and says, fuck you. Whoa. And, uh, then she, we watched her march back into the restaurant and sit down, you know, with her date. And Bobby looked at me and said, what did you do to her? Oh, that's fine. I don't know. I think that's for you. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I think to people like that, they don't really, um, they don't understand sort of the comedy that they're bringing when they come up, when they make it a point to march up and say something awful. I have friends that I have disagreements with. Yeah. We all do. Yeah. We all have to be adults. Yeah. And live in a world where people feel differently than we do. Yeah. And say, and just agree to disagree and say it's okay. You, you can think like that. Even though you're wrong. Yeah. But then, and then let's go out and eat. Oh, I have some friends that I can do that with and some friends that, uh, they will, I'll, they'll never talk to me again. I have a few friends that really. Oh, yeah. Never again. Well, I'm assuming, I mean, I have, I had one friend that I would talk to you almost, you know, every other day. And then the night before the election, I called this person and I said, no matter what happens tomorrow, life is going to go on. You're going to still love your kid. You're going to love your husband. You're going to find joy. There's a great life out there. And I never heard from her again. Whoa. I know who that is, but I'm not going to say it. But that's unfortunate. It is unfortunate. Yeah. It is unfortunate. But then, you know, you just have to take a step back and say, okay, she was meant to be in my life for a certain time. Yeah. And I get to enjoy the friendship. Yeah. And it's, and now we're going into just because you had a good friend who now hates you. Doesn't mean that that friendship wasn't valuable for the time you had it. I completely agree. 100%. I completely agree. So we had, so, you know, you just spend time thinking about what that person brought to my life and the fun I had with her and that, you know, I mean, we went through, you know, 30 years together. That's big. That's crazy to throw it from my friend, just through a friendship way, a 30 year friendship over politics. With you? No, no, no, but her, she had a friend and they just read over politics and said, that's it. And she was like, I, we can't, you know, and I'm like, it's such a silly thing. Yeah. To throw away a friendship. Right. Because I didn't know our friendship was based on politics. Right. And, you know, a lot of people too will say, I, why you should leave your husband because of his politics, but I didn't marry Bobby because of his politics. Right. It wasn't what drew me to him. Right. I never, never part of our relationship. Well, listen, Cheryl hides the book, which is coming out 11, 11, is called unscripted. Unscripted. Yes. And you're finally going out and settling scores. You're punching back. And you're really giving it to the people that have given it to you. You know what? It's a nonstop attack. And you're just throwing haymakers at these people. And good for you. You know what? I'm just say a lot of people assume I think this way or I've, I've done this or I've done that. And in the book, I'm, I'm just clear about here's what happened. Here's who I am. And because you have a lot of liberal points of view. I do. So do I. Yes, I know. And people get mad at me. Right. Just for the time. Well, yeah, because you think that people would look at sort of issue by issue, concerned by concern and say, wow, I do agree with that. I'm glad the hostages were released. That's amazing. I'm hostages. The ones in, uh, is, yes, I'm for that. Yes, Israel and Gaza. I'm for all of it. Do you believe some old? Yes. And you would have thought that let's all do a Christmas party in Israel and Gaza. Right. Right. Okay. Let's all get together for Christmas. So you would have thought that everybody, everybody would be happy about that. But, uh, but because some people, they're not going by issue by issue. They're, they're making it about them. Yeah. They go, oh, it's about me. Yeah. It's not about you. It's about a hostage. Yeah, it's about a hostage. That was just their family. Family. So you can't for one moment take, take that in. I, I think they should. Cheryl hides the book is unscripted. Thank you. You are hilarious. We love you. And we wish you success with this book. Thank you. Thank you. And release the host. Are they, are there any still left? Release the hostages all over the world. I agree. All over the world. Release the hostages. Have the decency to just do it. Do it on the day. Her book comes out 11 11. And Sudan cut it out. Whatever you're doing. All right, Cheryl. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you, Tim.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Summary:
Chat with AI
Loading...
Pro features
Go deeper with this episode
Unlock creator-grade tools that turn any transcript into show notes and subtitle files.