420eve Ft. Matt

I think we're actually on the cusp of something exhilarating and terrifying Mugga people, you guys are really dumb Seriously, the whole world knows you guys are dumb Only you guys don't know about it You sound like a fucking retard Oh, I'm black, I'm black people Nobody gives a fuck about that Kill that shit Where's my little baggy boys at? Comes with the territory Do it, pussy When the lockdowns happened, you guys remember I wasn't scared at all? Everybody was scared because I understood what was happening I didn't want to be this fucking short I've accepted it, I've come to peace, I've come to terms with it Beautiful, I want to steal your dirty underwear After you take them off and when you're not around Beautiful Smell them I want to swim, Chase, when I get older Hopefully I'll be on the news one day Maybe that's what the Jews want me to think Now we're talking, that's level three I couldn't ask for two better brothers to ride with I need water Sometimes I call it niggaloo Okay, okay Sometimes I call it chingloo I see Sometimes I call it junkiloo Yeah But my favorite name now is the Bad Lady Savannah Keep smiling God bless you and God bless America, boy Boy, I'm Black Betty Bam-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty Bam-a-lam, Black Betty Had a child Bam-a-lam, the damn thing gone Bam-a-lam, shit, I'm out of mind Bam-a-lam, the damn thing gone Bam-a-lam, black Betty Bam-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty Bam-a-lam This is perfect, bro This is pretty much the same exact studio that we had in my house Yeah, Billy's good at remaking one studio And he'll do it for, at a price One trick pony, yeah This cost table $3.50 Nice American flag, free Yep We got a deal on these chairs We got a devastating deal on these chairs I heard, dude And Bill stuck it to the dude No, not at all Zem was not happy about it This guy named Zem, he was like It was in, where Jim Who are these guys that have 40 million office chairs on Zem? Yeah Jewish dudes And Bill goes in there, like, with his fangs out Like, dude, this was such a good deal We had to drive up here The guy started sluttering And dude, like, literally, crabs world He was just like, oh, would you have come if there were 500? And Bill's like, nah And he's just, like, falling out He's like, I'm gonna have to raise these prices after you guys Like, the whole time we were there, for like 20 minutes Oh, no Just kept telling him how, like, we're basically stealing He's like, this is great I mean, dude, you guys You should have been like the Irish We're haggling people, dude We're very haggling We're known for making deals Yeah, that guy was funny Fucking Zem, dude Damn, you Zemmed him out I mean, I got him pretty bad Dude, Matt busted his ass last night on the zip line I should have been in the hospital Did you ever see that video of the fat chick that, like, flips over? I lived it I lived the video Tom was there He almost videoed it He was like, I was gonna just, like, record you doing the zip line He decided not to He saw the spill I mean, dude, just imagine jumping Where is it? It's the one that was out front It's at the Airbnb Airbnb, they ran it last time Oh, that's it? Just imagine jumping off a five-foot ladder and landing on your ass Did you get the wind-knock that day? I got fucked up I thought I, like, had to go to the hospital Tom saw it and he goes, I thought you were gonna be, like, for the rest of your life You're probably shorter today He thought I was gonna be hay-buddying at Wawa the whole time A greeter? A drooling greeter? He says, you're gonna spend your life doing hay-buddies at Wawa Yeah, I thought I for real broke my neck I landed on my, luckily So it was like, there was, like, my options were, like, the areas you can land are, like, soft moss The softest moss Or just giant rocks Lucky it's been raining so much, dude Yep, and I landed on the softest moss on the softest part of my ass Like, the meat on the cake I mean, dude, you got a lot of ass Got a lot of ass Thank God So I landed on my ass, like, muscle And then hit my elbow My elbow scratched up Then my neck just took the final kink Oh, God And, like, bro, I feel like I got in a car crash That's all You know when you get in a car accident? Yeah, that's true Soft tissue damage Yeah, I got fucked up But it could have been worse That's what, I mean, when we skated in Texas I was watching myself fall on the one Not the, we didn't get the leg break on video But I was just watching myself fall And I was just like, damn, dude, I'm getting older Like, falling like a geyser and shit Second half of life stuff, dude Yeah, dude It sucked so bad I watched myself fall I was like, fuck, dude You're in the dark wood, dude I'm kind of destroyed right now Yep You do those, like, take ten quick little steps Like, ugh Yeah I'm fully back now Yeah For the first time Yeah, I started doing, like, legs and shit like that And now I feel completely better Yeah, I almost, for real I almost fucking broke my neck last night I jumped, like, literally Like, I kicked my legs up And grabbed the thing And just jumped as far, like, as hard as I could Eventually you guys are going to have to stop And just realize you're old I know Like, you're geezed out I know, that was I mean, the gray hair is, like, God telling you Yo I know, I can't help it I can't, I couldn't help it I did it, like, 40 times Here's the thing, though Silver lining, dude That thing was Getting looser and looser Every time it, like, rattles and shakes The thread comes out a little bit So that could have been one of the kids It's crazy that they have that For an Airbnb Dude, it's insane It's such a liability You had a rental There's no I mean, it's, like, shout out to them For just, like, living life But They got a trampoline, too, right? They have a trampoline This is crazy stuff, man A fucked up zip line And a fucked up pool slide Well, they have They also Yeah, the pool slide's so damn They have, like, the Holy Trinity of lawsuits And then they have It's like dead kid land Under the trampoline They cleared all the dry stuff Dry leaves out Except for under the trampoline And there's a fire pit right next to it So if those leaves catch That it's It's Dresden There's a case of It's like a bad video game board I know I was looking at it We had a fire going last night I was like, bro If one of these embers pop And hit those leaves That trampoline's gonna be It's like sleep from Toy Story's backyard Yeah, it's gonna melt Yeah, I was jumping on the trampoline For, like, an hour and a half With all, like, the nieces and nephews And I could feel my heart moving Yeah, dude Because this is not for you I know You know, I'm just trying to have a little fun Dude, I've been doing this I've been doing sprints lately And I now This is crazy, dude I can barely move Dude, now when I sprint I think you remember You were the one telling me When you sprint, it aligns your body I know It's like I get into all this stuff Because, like, um Arnold says You'll rust if you stay still And it's true It's true Because I wake up in the morning, dude And getting from my Getting down my two sets of steps Is like Hold on to the handrail My feet are, like, tight And I'm just, like, warming them up Your feet kill in the morning? Everything kills, dude Yeah, yeah Bottom of my feet hurt Yeah Dude, when I It doesn't get better, brother You're getting very ill Dude, when I When I do the sprints now My fingertips are numb Like, the blood doesn't get to my fingertips I would be afraid to sprint I would be afraid, like It would be like If you watched a droid, like, blow up Where are you hauling that? What? Where are you hauling that? Track Like, public track? I wish I could go to a track, dude Dude, the track is so nice, man Track means they're dangerous What do you think you're clocking on the 100? I gotta get timed I gotta get timed Just count it yourself while you're running I should Probably 15 Two, three Probably, yeah I was at 15 He's probably faster, honestly Yeah, 15 is, like, 8th grade shit Yeah You could probably run with 8th graders Yeah, I think I could I could probably smoke I think I could smoke 8th graders Dude, I'm telling you Dude, I was Some are faster 8th and 9th graders are faster shit, bro Yeah, you're right You're right I'm hauling a lot They have muscles I'm hauling a lot of machinery They are all geared, naturally They have muscles, but they have no fat Yeah, they're just ripping Yeah, but do they have the desire? They don't have the stamina to do one lap They can only do the 100 I know They're 400 times faster Well, some of us 39-year-olds can only do the 100, too 400, yo, bro Yeah, you're just going back to becoming a little boy I'm telling you It feels good, though, man Just to, like, hit the sprints and all that stuff Yeah, I wish I could do that stuff You could do it I was cracking up I'm, like, in all this, like, Japanese shit When I'm watching stuff on TV now And I was watching, like There's this movie called Tokyo Cowboy It's, like, a reverse gung-ho And then I was, like You guys remember gung-ho? Have you ever seen it? Oh, dude, it's great It's Michael Keaton And, like, the Japanese come to Pittsburgh Or some, like, small Pennsylvania town To show them how to, like, run a factory And they start doing jumping jacks and duck squats And they start doing, like, morning exercises, dude And Michael Keaton It's, like, Norm from Cheers It's great But, like, I was watching the exercises Like, I can't do any of this shit Maybe a jumping jack But a duck squat's, like You, like, do this Then you jump And that's, like, the warm-up to your day Yeah, the Japanese have it figured out The Japanese are out of their minds, dude That, like, just being an old, like, Asian man in a park Doing, like, weird calisthenics is kind of It's kind of, like, what I want to do I'm actually pretty close to that My pool My aqua aerobics are I've actually been swimming, like, full, too That's awesome You busting that in a public pool is crazy Dude, hitting the run What time is it? You wearing a shower cap 9 a.m. Or a swimming cap Wearing a swimming cap? Yeah, man Swim cap and goggles He's a missile That's a missile, bro You got, dude You need the goggles Matthew Phelps You need the goggles You got slippers, pussy I do Well, they have one of them I'll get it I'll give you fuck Get the shark one They have the swimming cap That's a shark fin But I'm like, dude That might be a step That might be a step too far If I go in the public pool With the shark fin To swim laps Public pool and goggles Is elite pervert status It's just me I know But if someone else gets in there You have the goggles It's an immediate injection No, if you're I'm in the laps I'm in the lap lane I was in the The lap lane? I was in the public apartment pool You just sit in the middle of the lap lane Underwater Across the pool Wait, what's a lap lane? So, you know that they have, like, the It's where a psychopath goes You know there's a pool You know, like, when you're in a pool But there's that one side That has, like, the dividers You know what I'm talking about? If you ever go to a pool There's always, like, a little You're talking about, like, a public pool? Yeah Okay Yeah, like, Garnet Valley's pool Had, like, a little plastic So there's, like, a section for, like Like competitive swimmers? Yeah, like me. Yeah, this is actually for competitive swimmers like myself. Dude, swimming for real, it's such a sick. It's like an ethereal pump. I mean, it's just embarrassing for me. That's why I kind of like it. There's a pool here. I mean, hottest chicks ever walking around. Get the pump. That's what I was doing. Bust it out, boys. Get snorkel goggles, bro. Don't even pick your head up. Just get the snorkel. Stay under. Stay submerged. Just do breath holds all day long. Every time I think about swimming myself, I think about the beginning of the Da Vinci Code where he's swimming, and the dude rolls up, and he's just like, you're the Illuminati. I can tell by the pin that you're wearing. It's the Vatican pin. Are people trying to chill when you're doing this? No, the apartment pool right now is so cold. Because, like, dude, in Austin, they open their pools in March. You're carrying the boats, pretty much. I'm carrying the boats, bro. And the logs. Again, the water's cold. The water's freezing cold. Know what I say? Good. Good. It's so cold, dude. It's like, the water's like 65, 70 degrees. But you get in there, you start moving. I will say, the freestyle's hard. The breaststroke, anyone can do that. You get under, especially with the gogs on, and it's just two breaststroke strokes, and then you come up for water. And that time underwater is just so peaceful, dude. It's like, it's my favorite thing. How long does it take the rings to go away after you're done swimming with the goggles? My eyes are fucked up for a minute, bro, because I keep the gogs tight. It's like going to sleep. Like, now I wake up with, like, a wrinkle for, like, half the day. If I had goggles on, it would just be wrinkles from goggles. I can't fuck with them. At all, dude. I need the full face mask. I need the ones attached to the nose. Yeah, the Norcle. Get the Snork. I can't Snorkel. I can't do any kind of breathing with that. It's just, I need the whole situation covered. Because you're going to breathe into your nose. Oh, yeah. I'll breathe in. I'm a target. You're primal. I am, like, disconnected from my body. I've dealt with this for a while now. You say you're going to transcend this? It's like the reason I don't know I'm about to shit myself. It's like all this stuff. I'm just in my head. I'm not in my body. You're in heaven. I have to learn how to stay present in my body. That's a good point. Getting in the water will help you. Is that a crazy brag, honestly? It's not a brag. It's terrible. You've transcended. They say the mind is heaven. It's kind of retarded. It might have been from me falling. Who the fuck knows, dude? Yeah. It's like the dude who's playing the video game for fun. It could be a Septuarian. It could be a Septuarian or whatever. I don't know. Yeah. Do you ever see the Septuarian star seeds or whatever? No. I mean, Billy knows. I think Billy is a star seed. I've seen them at Monreland's, too. Whether they're telling the truth or not is another story. There's a whole new type of dude on Instagram. He's just a bald guy with a big head. He's like, I'm actually a Septuarian star seed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a Septuarian star seed. The dude channels people and goes, hello, how are you doing tonight? It's like, dude, all right, relax. I'm not a nerd with a giant head. Yeah, there was a chick who tried to claim that at Monroe Institute. She's like, yeah, I've talked to Pleiadians before. And the one instructor was like, all right, dude. And they get back into remote viewing. It's like a Mexican standoff. Oh, the instructor didn't like it. I wish you could have done it, dude. You guys have such a borderline. Yeah, borderline dream powers. I would have loved, yeah, I would love to go to that thing. I would have enjoyed that, honestly. I mean, there's nothing stopping you. You can go. Yeah, there's something stopping me. Matt, you dreamed for six years of your life. I know. Think about that. That's pretty wild. It's fucking important, dude. And I have a lot. I, like, dream a lot. I've been on the L-theanine as well. And that's a good sleep one. L-theanine, I've been taking that before bedtime. You're getting close to biohacking, bro. I have been biohacking, bro. Catch up. I'm just trying to get that deep sleep, dude. I, uh, I hit magnesium glycinate and I can't pass out. Got that. Really? Yeah, I'm already on that. That's part of the sleep stack. And then how many? How many are you on? Do you have, like, a pill thing? No. I just go back and forth. Really, dude, the biggest ones right now are the maca. I, like, everyone should take maca. I mean, you've been on maca for years. But I've been off and on. Bro, I'm telling you, maca is where it's at. Dude, we were painting. You sent me with maca powder. I know. How'd you like it? I like it, yeah. It's pretty nice. Inches or centimeters. And he was doing Shilajit. Yeah. I do Shilajit as well. Part of the stack. The resin? Yeah. Is that legit? That's legit. Is that the good stuff? I have the resin and I have Shilajit. Dude, I'm telling you. Nah, I mean, the way that they go get the Shilajit is crazy. And that's real. I don't know when we started doing this as people. This kind of shit fascinates me, man. The mountain to my house, I don't know if the people climbing the mountain for the Shilajit are necessarily putting it in a box. I mean, I could probably scrape the fungus off my feet and put it in a jar. Tell people it's super powers. It'll actually get shredded. The boner doesn't lie. That's the thing. You wake up in the morning, you're just fucking. Yeah. I mean, that's a sign of high testosterone. So it's working. How many cc's do you want? None. I'm all adaptogens. I swear to God, I've never taken tests. Don't fall like Mark McGuire did, dude. Yo, dude, you got to get into the Barry Bonds interview. Barry Bonds is fucking blowing my mind right now. What happened? He's a fucking real man. He was definitely on steroids, obviously. But, I mean, man, the cockiness of this motherfucker. Talk about that. Talk about baseball. I never realized baseball was this, like, in-depth of a war. Oh, it's great. It's totally a mental game. Like, batters are at war with pitchers. Yeah, it's a mental game. It's fucking nuts, dude. I, in fact, they don't. I've only played, like, fucking backyard wiffle ball with tennis ball. Wiffle ball bat, tennis ball. Sometimes we would load the bat. That's nice. Tape it up. Make it heavier. There you go. Home run derby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, some moonshot with a tennis ball and a metal bat. That's what we used to do. And we would pitch with one bounce. One bounce is nice. Oh, with wiffle ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good idea. Wait, bounce on the wiffle ball? With tennis ball. So you could do, like, you could pitch it. Crazy pitch. You could do it. It would spin. Yeah. You don't know where it's going. Great pitch. It's safe. Sorry. Put, like, a side bounce and it bounces. Yeah, it's great. It's a curveball. Yeah, it's a bounce curveball. It's kind of like a double curveball. Change the rules. Dang, yeah. I mean, yeah, I never played baseball. Never played in the league? Nope. Like, in, like, BYC and stuff? Nope. I was terrified, bro. That ball would come at me. And it was, like, 40 mile per hour pitches and I was bailing. Yeah, I bailed on T-ball because I had two eye hits from a ball trying to catch, like, a grounder. Because, obviously, they put me in shortstop because I'm little. Really? They put me, like, right in front. They're like, oh, yeah, you're little, so you'll do this. And it was, like, ball, bounce. Hit my fucking thing right in my eye. Oh, God. I was like, I don't want to do this anymore. They put me in right field because I'm gay as hell. They beach me at right field. Right field is, like, ball never comes there. Yeah, I saw it so much. I watched a lot of that. I was watching this shit on, um, Netflix has this thing on the Red Sox and one dude just blows. Fucking literally, like, missing, like, fly balls and shit. Really? Standing under it and the ball falls next to him and stuff. That'd be me. It's great. I was good at second base. Like, if the ball was coming to me, I could, like, catch it really good. But then I couldn't throw it to first base from second base. It was a long-ass throw, dude. It was not that far. It was a wild thing, dude. Right in the middle. I did pitch for a while. It was a wild thing. But, dude, I would fucking throw it. And I was like, I don't want to throw it. I don't want to, like, beam it at first base. I end up throwing, like, I would throw it, like, too soft and it would just fall short of first base. And I'd be like, what the fuck? And I'd be like, I don't want to play this game anymore. I really hate this. It's embarrassing. I want to go cry in the dugout. Yeah, I watched those videos of the fucking moon landing, bro, or whatever. The Katy Perry going up in space. Oh, yeah. It's padding my case for me right now. They're pretty much doing the work for me. What do you mean? It's so fake. Yeah, Katy Perry was talking all this shit about, like, it was a journey. And then I looked it up. It was, like, 11 minutes. Yeah, a million dollars a minute. A million dollars a minute. The thing that fucks me up is you're in space. I don't even believe that. Allegedly. All right, so allegedly. I think they went up, dude. They just penetrated the stressor. No, I'm just saying a million a minute. Like, why? Because, dude, think about it. You take a boat out, it's fucking, like, 500 bucks in gas just to, like, party around. Is this an advertisement for rich people to go up to space? Is that what this is? They claim, so it's just a fucking flex. Fuck, L. King, dude. My thing is, yeah, dude, here's my thing. With Oprah and John of God. Here's the thing, though. The whole thing. Katy Perry's, like, I've fucking, she's covered in fucking weird shit. Oh, yeah. But, dude, if you're in space, and you're, like, here we are in space, and you're going to look at a camera and fucking do little shit for the camera? It's not about her, Spade. It's not about her. It's about raising awareness for all women, dude. Not her. Even though she's in her nose. Her nose is touching the lens of the camera. She's, like, staring. She's doing, like, selfie shit when she's in space. I don't believe it. She's doing Instagram. You should be in all out in space. True. Yeah. It was absolutely insane. Well, dude. He's on some weird ass, dude. He's on some weird shit, bro. That's T. That's CC's of T. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That might be DECA. He might be on, like, D-Ball and DECA, dude. That's some old school shit he's on. You ladies want to go to space? I don't give a fuck. He's standing like Katie. A million dollars, man. I care less, dude. Throw it up there. I don't. The thing's shaped like a dick. It's crazy. Yeah, dude. Yeah, of course. They're freaks. Well, dude, they said, they came down, Gail, they all came down being like, everyone's going to be so stoked on us. Like, literally, the entire world was like, shut the fuck up. Everybody hates you, dude. And they were like, shame on you guys. This is actually raising, first of all, they went for raising awareness of women taking up space. That was their whole thing. Actually? We're taking up space. That's what they're calling it. It was like a- I'm so tired of chicks crying about shit, dude. Dude, well, there was like, they tried to start like a new Me Too. Like, Me Too. Me Too. Say what you want about it. Me Too was fire. It called, Me Too was fire, dude. I mean, Harvey Weinstein's in jail. It was all the rage. Me Too was fucking fuego, dude. But they tried to do- Yeah, you're not top of that. They had everybody check in their dick shape. Yeah, Zeph won. Me Too was Zeph won. Taking up space was the new wave. They were like, we are taking up space. It's in through the outdoor. But then they came down, they landed, and everyone's like, boo. And they were like, well, actually, just so you guys know, Jeff Bezos is going to launch all the trash into outer space, and we were raising awareness for that. It's like, the dude's a fucking billionaire. He owns a newspaper. It's a million dollars a minute. How much trash can you get up there? He doesn't need Katy Perry and Gayle fucking King's dumb asses. If he wants to- If he wants to raise awareness, he could send Sydney Sweeney, bro. He could send- Oh, no, no, no, no. There's different ladies. What if something happens? That's true, true, true, true. Keep her down. But my thing is- You know, like, grandmoms are like older ones. Send them up. Yeah. Yeah, but if you're really- trying to raise or how about this send some fucking trash into outer space like sending katie perry and i guess his wife was on board too she's yeah was his wife on board i don't like talking bad about girls dude they're so cool and they give us babies i hear you i love and respect women on earth once we're in space dude it's fair game wait i'm or so it was just bullshit the whole thing is to send trash to space is that real that's bezos wants to send that's like from fucking idiocracy landfills take it for like 85 to 100 a ton so how many tons of trash you're gonna get on a rocket ship to put the space i don't know the whole thing is like weight yeah like it's aluminum yeah i know you gotta break orbit paper like it's not like no even paper paper gets heavy as ball heavy as shit yeah one box of paper it's heavy as fuck probably have to throw it off yeah if we could get it all the way to the sun and it burned you that would be cool that'd be pretty sick you have like little like shipping containers that would just float yeah and we just keep sending them up like the dumpsters dude that's a good invention what think about that a railway to like a hundred yard can that you could just fucking shot to that's what bezos is trying to do and you fucking assholes are down here talking shit on the mission women are taking up spaces and trash fucking spaces bill bill's on fucking flat earth right now i'm not flat earth i saw flat earth dave was saying some like crazy shit like he everyone thinks they know fucking everything like the dude flat earth dave came out on uh sam triple e and carol and why don't they what why are they at war with each other dude like mental retards literally mental retards he was like if you don't think that it's crazy dude these guys are cia operatives because they don't think that jimmy hendrix is morgan freeman it's like bro look at their fucking faces they're not the same dude what the fuck that's my problem with the challenger what oh yeah all those people are like these are the same people and i like i'm just like they're not the same people i i'm wondering if people like can't see that good yeah flat earth dave took a giga l because they went to antarctica and they saw the sun for fucking 24 hours 24 hours sun it's hard to explain on a on an ice wall yeah oh wait so the sun 24 hours proves the earth is round yeah that's what they say and there's a globular model okay yeah it makes sense so he went up to be like dumb ass and just film the sun for all 24 hours this guy could just be on the brink of heaven true this guy um brought everybody all the flat earth like jaronism like all the goat flat earthers christ almighty man sorry guys that sounds like prehistoric i'm sorry guys um fast this dude was like now flat earthers come on i'll show you the 24-hour sun and he brought them all down like he paid for them to all go down to antarctica and just watch it and then go all right so are you done and they're still not done they're like no this is yeah they've already died on the hill dude they're not going to that's what i'm saying it's a trap it's what they do what's that hegel's uh yes a herrera trap it's like flat earth yeah i literally just think we're on a fucking plane of a dimension whether it's a globe or rounded or curve you're saying there's no earth there's earth i don't know if there's space you're not real i mean really it's just your mind fucking transmitting frequencies but that's what i'm saying like they got everyone fighting for their lives about the earth is flat yeah i have no idea what it is sure everyone that you saw the picture of katie perry up there didn't look like much of a curve there's there's way too many the thing that always gets me is there's too many lies coming from nasa so if you're actually i mean the phone call from the moon is the one for me it's unreal what'd they say they said that back in 69 they did a phone call to nixon from the moon from the moon but like say you watch the news dude we don't even have full cell service in america the technology that got us to the moon exists in this phone that's how hard the computers were going yeah if you pulled off a bank heist from across the world dude you're a beast if you got to the fucking moon on this thing there's no shot in hell yeah what well they do have like the command space station where they're like houston we have a problem i know but like when you watch the news we could do that right now i can go another room i'm on mars it's crazy what's going on they don't have what about like walkie talkie you can't sound like walkie talkie signals from space from space dude matt you're really like the distance is crazy distance is crazy like two cans on a string yeah you watch you watch um mega string you watch when you watch the news and they would say hey katherine how you doing out there on 76 yeah she would wait a second heavy pause wait a second because it takes a little while to get there sure if you're across the country it takes even longer yeah if you're halfway across the earth it takes even longer if you're in space what was it like two seconds he responded yeah they were on the music how you doing over there and they were like go good literally you can hear it what okay it's like do you think they have oh that's fucking crazy and nobody else believes it what about like advanced military technology they're just not showing people who knows maybe what that's all that tic-tac stuff's for but just going to the moon is like that's kind of weird yeah it'd be like and then now let's just skip that now we're talking about mars like all right dude yeah yeah there's a van allen belt around the entire earth with tons of radiation really you can't get through it i thought we have a ton of satellites too where are they they just went up they just went up i've seen i've seen the starlings dude i've seen the starlings but when they go up there where the fuck are they they're supposed to be covering the entire earth and those went up in that thing and they're looking around you probably just blast through them it's just like a gate they're probably really far apart and moving really fast allegedly they're spinning like it's out of control you're in space everything's like yeah i've heard there's like layers and there's a there's like different satellite layers where there's like the close ones and there's ones that go super far out and then they just die and they become like junk satellites yeah there's a ton of junk satellites because they had they had to have satellites to blast elvis all across the country back in the day first person huh they had radio lines no they did tv elvis in hawaii aloha from hawaii was the number that was like the biggest satellite yeah they blasted him across the entire world he was the first person to have his image projected like that did you ever get into his shit where like they made him make these movies like back to back to back no he now oh yeah dude he they like forced him into being an actor he like wanted to do other stuff and he had like this guy yeah he just controlled him man that's fun yeah he got for real he got like destroyed i like elvis too that's what i i was looking at this thing like twitter's fucking killing me right now because they found a planet that's like it'll inhabit life but it's like fucking far shit away but it's fully aquatic like the whole thing's covered in ocean then people are arguing in the comments like can't have fire can't have combustion they're behind us it's like dude how are you how are you pulling this out of your ass wait what are you talking about like they say they're playing people there they're just saying there's chance of life but the whole thing seems to be an ocean and there's these brainiacs in the comments like if it's a whole thing it's a whole thing it's a whole thing you gotta get off twitter i love reading it dude it's crushing your brain dude it fucks you up it makes me fucking die because anything that happens people immediately just go at grok is this true i know it's fucking hilarious dude i school shooting at florida state at grok did this happen yeah if i open up x it's just like 14 it's pretty insane man it's just like the most nutso shit non-stop and people are pissed on me i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you it's like everyone's having a bad time on that insane vibe oh dude i was reading that book here yesterday and i didn't know that saturn was the start of satan's realm oh yeah dude that's that was fucking me up i kept thinking about that last night you didn't watch that ike fucking no the saturnalia bloodlines and stuff like that no i didn't know that as soon as you saturn moon major as soon as you pass saturn's rings you're in the devil's fucking domain supposedly and there's a black there's a cube on fucking saturn and certain people worship cubes muslims jewish and all these people i when i was not christians sun worship i was reading that fucking book right and the christians worship the sun and people get right i said this to a mexican friend of mine i was like yeah you're a sun worshiper it's cool he's like what are you talking about you worship the sun right you worship jesus it's a sun worship thing he got fucking very pissed is that like raging against machines all i think so people is on yeah so there's sun worship cults like um christianity and stuff like that and literally what's happening right now when the sun reaches the southern cross it dies for three days yeah it stays there for three days and then rises again spring fucking happens yeah for sure and then all that trickles down into like what what else is sun is it hindu and all that stuff is sun too why are you asking me zoroastrianism they're like fire worshipers yeah also the weird shit i saw with like you know hindu or buddhism whatever the fuck it is you know the elephant um yeah if you go to the back of the brain it's literally yeah ganesh it is the back of the brain so if you like got my brain and flipped it it looks like an elephant and that's what they worship i think like this is literally i'm just fucking making this the fuck up but i think like if you're if you don't know shit and all day long your thoughts are fucking in your head coming from here once you die dudes are popping that open just like dude for sure what the fuck is going on yeah but they know their thoughts are coming from their heads like when you die all your boys are probably popping like dude see what's in there this makes no sense what are you talking about your brain like they're like chopping people's brains oh you're saying back in the day back in like egyptian time no that's true man they'll cut you open like how does this guy work no there's this thing where um in that uh mercy i'll lead book the dude was like yo man from way back in the day we were chopping off people like if you died we would i would be like yo he's my friend man we can't leave him here and just take his head dude yeah and then like there was a thing like maybe one day if i keep the head he'll come back people still do this billionaires do this they freeze they could you freeze just their heads you can either freeze your whole body this is like the pinnacle of like bitcoin stuff if you get a lot of no dude they're all cloning i swear to god nick's right about the yeah they're saying it's 1.5 mil it's really not that what don't tell him that for a clone he'll be like multiplicity bro he'll be like another dude dealing with britney he'll be doing a podcast i just sneak out the back door you're like fucking jamie foxx so you love i gotta i gotta dom control my clone though he's gotta be a little smaller than me just a little guy just a little smaller so when daddy comes home i'm like yo ball damn it feels different just give him my clones just locked in a basement i'm like you're such a fucking dumbass dude get the fuck out of the way give him slight ed true nah he'll know he'll get in the maca he'll know what's up true he'll get the maca it's gotta be so scary if you make a clone and then that clone tries to take you out oh my god that's what yeah did you read dark matter did you read the book dark matter nah it's a show too it's all about like multiverse battling your own clones they're all trying to smash your wife it's pretty sick it's such a good book dude they get so violent for the other guy yeah dude they get so violent yeah but the in the that's the book of wisdom spade got me the tiktok shop tiktok shop the uh i mean it's cool that book is sick as fuck that's as deep as i need i need pictures and i need fucking i've been trying to get him into stuff but i'm like dude like i don't know what it is then i'm like he needs pics yeah diagrams pics charts this is what they're useful they're pretty cool they get stained in my fucking brain yeah man it's like just from reading that like the thing that really wigged me the fuck out is like once you get into the worship of the black cube what's up with that the black cube is on saturn and like the muslims all roll around the black cube you know yeah yeah they're fun that fucking you see king charles in a aslam like no that's what did he finish it i'll try to like it did he finish it like nate ds finishes the fucking the jew boys have the little black cube on their head is it a cube or a dome it's a cube no no that's the kippah okay they have a fucking rich people hat yeah they have a cube they put on their head what look it up and they wrap the fucking shit around their arm they start fucking banging back and forth oh and they go to the wall like the ortho just in general they'll fucking like stim his hands are so fucked i don't know wait i don't know jewish people wear cubes on their head got fat digits too and connor's not gonna like that let me see i don't know jewish people like cubes on their head yeah oh yeah they're called teflins and then they wrap the rope around their arm yeah and then they can talk to god and these people what the fuck are you talking about i don't know fuck when the hell i've never seen that before there's so many different species yeah i mean they got like three it's like going to the abyssal plane you haven't even seen something like that and they bang it on the fucking no they just back they just like rock like autistic kids what the fuck when are they so this is just a different like sect of them yeah different swag damn that's oh yeah proud drip oh yeah don't give a fuck but they don't wear that in public they don't start no it's only when they're going hard no dude i think they cruise around with that on sometimes with a cube on there sometimes yeah dude i've seen it i've seen maybe as a flex never seen the game maybe on how do they have a whole another they have a whole nother world going on yeah for real and they'll just fucking they'll stem out and be like yep start humping the wall yeah they hump the wall you ever see them hump the wall no this isn't like don't they don't they have like isn't the wall near the rock too are those two things like around the center mecca because yeah the muslim guys circle it i have no idea where fucking mecca is dude i think it's in like uh jerusalem if you spot a globe i'd be like i don't know man india who fucking cares isn't it all right next to each other and around like jerusalem and shit yeah they all decided to convene on the worst place in the world i know they all argue over have they ever seen florida dude shit ass they have believe me they've seen palm beach true yeah they uh so like they got it was like that book's fucking crazy because it just shows you all these fucking wild ass pictures wait so what's the thing behind the cube so if the sun is like literally the sun making its descent the sun you are you are worshiping fucking the heavens yeah yeah but i mean dude there's also that thing where like the planets are not where they the planets are in a different spot today than they used to be yeah and saturn used to be a rival to the sun yes and it was the black sun yeah yeah i didn't know that's like this thing called thunder bolts probably a lot of people debunk it's just fun to watch it's cool like there's a thing where like this the night sky looks completely different yeah i mean dude there's people that say there wasn't there wasn't a moon for a long time what yeah like the moon's kind of new i mean dude people knew i mean all this is fucking hearsay dude this is the shit i see on the internet no but the uh trying to live a mythopoetic life exactly true and you should be able to do if people can do whatever they want with you know yeah exactly i mean using stuff yeah why can't we believe cool shit like this but they said that the people who worship like the sun not saying christians are better than anyone everyone and that shit but the people who worship the sun worship like god and then the people who are worshipping the black cube are trapped in the physical so they do everything for the fucking physical realm and like they just live in here our thing is like we want to you know meet god and stuff they think god is or jesus is in hell covered in fucking shit who the fuck said this he's getting he's getting in a dark place it's in the taliban you're in you're in you're in doubt no the muslim taliban it wasn't taliban taliban yeah whatever how the fuck who said jesus covered in hell go to jesus covered in hell go to jesus covered in hell the taliban but would you get out of there man all right you asked me about the black cube muslim muslims fuck with jesus just as a prophet is not muslim i know that but i'm saying the muslims first you said the taliban fuck jesus discovered and poop slipped up and they probably do think that because they're real dick sometimes i just watched the movie warfare literally fuck the top oh is that good it's intense as fuck and what like when i said no frills i was not hating or anything it's just like there's no bullshit so there's no like stuff or you're just like come on man like why do you do that it's just there's no women in the taliban it's literally just exactly how it said it happened and that's it and it's fucked up dang it's a fucked up movie but yeah that dude's like alex garland makes he's doing 28 days later too that looks scary as shit yeah that's scary the trailer scares the remaking that movie 20 years it's just a sequel okay there's 20 days later this is 20 they're pretty much remaking it again oh they're gonna make it after the virus came out basically 28 years after the big scary dude predictive program i know i don't like that i wonder if they had a fauci that would be in that universe he should be in jail bro i know he well he got it he got like super pardoned no it doesn't count but i heard it pen auto pen auto pen i heard they can still prosecute they're not gonna prosecute him come on bro i mean it'd be cool if they did i look i just i literally thought hillary clinton was going to jail so i thought that for years i for real thought she was going to go so confused i thought she was going to jail i gave up i was like he's not going to jail i still get ricochets there's a kill count there's a fucking how many bodies and fauci will just get he'll just get pardoned like if she goes to jail the next democratic president will pull him out that is fucked i hate like dude there's there's complex this is what i was like waiting for for so long because of all the shit i got for coven yeah all my boys i have no idea what you're talking about spade sent me a video where fauci is contradicting himself for five minutes arguing with himself yeah yeah yeah great mashup it's a fucking amazing mashup yeah that shit yeah i mean dude yeah that that's the one i i still i don't know if i'm just getting like there's a couple years it's just a sigh it is in the past but in the past the past these didn't even pass that's the thing that was fucked up though this isn't even real as soon as it blew over as soon as it blew over as soon as it blew over kids you are you alone are you alone spade sent me a video a guy with like severe down syndrome hitting on a new neighbor he's like boy neighbor welcome to my house oh that's so nice dude you married boy boy so you're all alone and for real it's like my risk is like some chick's on a portion and she's going oh shit here he comes dude he just sits there takes like five steps crosses his arm says something and she responds and then it's like watching a fucking like revolutionary war guy march she responds he just takes five more steps across his arm you bear it's like a fucking war guy she responds he just takes five more steps across his arm you bear it no single boy wow that's cool and that just takes more steps can i shake your hand animal dude it was it's i watched like seven times for the best dude they all have an expiration date though i know that is in all of them like that's like there was a dude in garnet valley that worked at genardi's yep and he was that's my fucking boy that's my neighbor yeah chill no no different one different one yeah this one yeah this was supposed to jimmer worked with him though all right and and jt freeze yeah jimmy worked with edgen i forgot my cousin worked there dude i just remember he could have been on he could have been on uh love on the snapshot james bones jones yeah every now and then like they immediately radio out where it's like it whether it's accidental or not they just wind up in a woman's bathroom and they're just like that's true have you seen black metal queen james's music video no that's great bro yeah i i've seen his monster energy drink ad is the best shit i've ever seen yeah do you see when he does the ad no oh it's like viking berry or something he's like drink the this is what the warriors drank this from the days of old like he gets so fucking put on the bear suit it's like a minute and a half ad read for oh dude i gotta fight it's so fucking good those are the berserkers oh my god rfk might just be finding that out oh man that one meme where he's like listing all the um i got it's like it's like all my book my social circle and it's just rfk jr listing all the things of autism it's fucking great dude bro did you see that matt what he was gonna like figure out where autism came from then everyone just like all right who even fucking cares because he said that he's like dude they'll never pay taxes they won't do anything never pay taxes they'll never hold a job i'll never play baseball they'll never write a poem i'll never go out on a date many of them will never use a toilet unassisted ending their life it hasn't even begun yeah what the hell why is it fucks he i mean dude he's just talking about the vast majority of them that's like the hardest he's talking about the head half the head bangers and the toe tap no the fucking the ones that are like sitting there like kind of chilling on their own bro like that's a very small minority i'm like there's a lot of them that are fucked yeah like the one dude in love on the spectrum he'll hit the white noise like he's cooked there's also sorry some secret there's also some edited footage of that that might come out one day because this is the best and most fearsome when you imbibe this you can feel the blood of warriors coursing through your veins impugning you with the might and the courage to face down and cross your back dude that's so good that's the monster energy terrifying bro that one of those guys like you ever get grabbed in a dream yeah and you like can't get away that's all i imagine it's the fuck i'm attacking you they come up on the show that's who you send out to go find new land we want farmland yeah are you married boy we'll just carry the boat over to the next river all right it is i do think about that that a lot dude if it's if it's you know about that fucking vikings dumb asses would fucking hit the land just picked a boat up and carry the fucking thing so who would carry the boats wait why would they carry the bus they didn't float away probably no they get to the next fucking river wait they would get down in egypt and be like fuck they would just carry their boats everywhere and pick them the fuck up and move them bro things are heavy as tits i bet old growth would oh my god the guys that lived on the step used to carry their tents dude like to get like the is it genghis khan who the mongols yeah who the fuck's one yeah they used to take like full-on cribs it's nuts to watch dude that's fucking that's what i'm saying like you're not doing that if you need white noise to operate like obviously the vaccines are causing autism because these dudes didn't have autism they might have had something else but they didn't have fucking autism maybe everyone had it for it might have been a thing you needed to have might be a thing that like gets activated you yeah genes get activated that makes sure it could be sleeper cell inside you you'd be chilling living your life but being on a bowling team working going drinking some beers with the boys but then these phones come out and like one dude's like i love this thing civilization i love the internet you know it's like being part neanderthal or like video games could be like video games took a lot of them out it could be dude it could be like a useful adaptation we might die off like i mean i'm my stock will make it pretty far actually but you guys will still be there you guys will have an empire we're retrofitted yeah the new autistic age you guys will be like the mad max ruler in the desert drinking gas half autistic bring him to me he's a mccusker whoa they're real holy shit i'm going to say now i don't care that your child died give me taxes i hate taxes i hate taxes i hate taxes i hate taxes yeah i can't read yeah i can't do shit oh yeah if someone's i can only paint i can paint and listen to podcasts and listen to music all day long yeah but i can't like do anything i can't read an article and have someone talking ajax was crushing audiobooks at times two speed times two hacking bro yeah that's a sick fucking move fucking i actually go 0.85 you slow i have like a thing man you're so anti dude it starts to like no i'm telling you man sometimes the readers they're reading so fast it's making me it's giving me like a fucking screaming anxiety type thing i slow it down a little bit i go there we go probably absorb it a little bit better too ever hit ben shapiro on 0.5 speed it's probably regular sounds normal it probably sounds normal everyone sounds like hammer drunk if you put it on 0.5 ben shapiro just a normal dude talking yeah that's we used to do that when i worked in a real estate office we would take people from like down south we'd leave voicemails and be like yeah speed it up and they sounded it was like the reverse but shapiro's got a lot of facts i mean he's a talk fast if you're surrounded by 20 five angry libs dude you got to talk fast surrounded yeah that's i i've came up with a fucking thing coin the term not bragging but you know how they call everyone fed boys like if you're like a fed oh yeah you're a fed boy there's now med boys what's med boys not necessarily fed boys they're just dude are heavily medicated like ben shapiro who are on adderall and destiny like these are all med boys where they just sit there and like i i don't want to hit the computer right now because i'll fuck up the audio but they click on the shit vouch that fucking pervert who's vouch fucking pervert this is what i'm saying it's too much internet yeah get all the fucking twitter clips it's poisoning your mind destiny's a deep cut that's like an internet he's like destiny's i mean not in his algorithm bro true destiny destiny destiny dude sucked a dick is your boy adam 22 a fed oh yeah i don't know you don't know i don't know bro i don't know what's going on he's apparently they're broke now i don't know how that worked wow that's crazy i never saw that coming yeah some dude predicted like um once they pull the usa money like four channel go down and all those weird podcasts will go down that's kind of weird i didn't think about that yeah cool theory half cool theory i'm telling you he was chill he was pretty chill i don't know i mean yeah dude he was funny he was he was funny you can't like sit like it's just so weird to be like a grown-ass man and have your woman have sex with a man just go yeah but i got i think it's just porn brain because you started looking at all the girls and you're like could i yeah that's porn that is porn brain dude yeah you're like what would that be like to look at that and fuck that oh my god and then you're sitting there like the you wake up during the day and your potentials are like all the porn stars you see yeah and it's also that's like poly life you're going like yeah another threesome that's awesome and she's like all right i got my i'm chatting cashing in my tokens you know what would you like to do babe and you go what the freaking heck smells she said you weren't even attracted yeah that's what i don't understand the uh to try to make that cool like if you're just like dude it's fucked up doesn't make any sense but the sit there like no actually my life fucking rules like bravo poly's fucked up because it's it's uh it's just a bad idea like dude in the meantime if you're like ripping threesomes you're a cuckoo bird yeah cuckoo bird once you hit yourself you're not like like the the frustrations of like just two people figuring out life together it's like intensely frustrating but then it kind of sets you up for your older your older years because you built this whole bank account of like you have no other choice than to find just peace in yourself but if you're just like you know you're gathering your roses while they bloom they're gonna die and then you're left with a weird poly like wife and you guys are old and your bodies are failing it's like what do you you're not prepared for like yeah anal prolapse yeah that too that too yeah that's the only thing that pisses me off about that is like they're just stealing my whole shit what do you mean cuck is my whole style it's my brand cuck is my whole style it's my brand cucks your brand kanye tweeted cuck is my whole style really you might not know what it means i have no idea you might not know no he might he might be into like just getting cucked it is kind of powerful i don't get it yeah it might i don't understand any like the power fetishes like wow those ceos want to be like bossed i'm like dude why would you want to be boss that's crazy they're gonna boss before it sucks you jerk off to that you jerk off to a bad day something's wrong with you bro it just could be some weird thing where it's like it's you know if you're especially if you're like a super power monster that's got to lurk somewhere and you just take all of that stuff and just like yeah actually this gets me hard as fuck yeah i don't know if you're like a super power monster that's got to lurk somewhere and i don't know never really like pinpointed like freak shit just like maybe like maybe like good job like good job like coming and be like good boy that would get me that would get me that's some freak shit people have the opposite of that exactly now imagine look at how much that was yeah but imagine okay so you get the good boy you come she goes good boy now i gotta tell you something you didn't get the job done i'm gonna bring in somebody and i want you to see this i'm like interstellar it's banging on the bookshelf yeah i'd fucking lose it dude yeah dude i yeah that's uh that's fucking weird man i i saw did you ever see the movie bucky larson no no it's like an older one but dwarf is in it he's like a porn star oh fuck dude dwarf's a man yeah i just had spade watch felon you gotta see felon matt what's that val kilmer steven door so good is it good one of the best i mean never forget what you are telling all my boys to watch it and holy spade is watching i gotta check it out i didn't hear about this but yeah i gotta check it out i'm telling you like oh wait to like 12 might have been a little mini golden age like a little ice age for movies place beyond the pines out of the pines was sick it's that out of the furnace movies dang i never heard of felon before felon it just kind of looks low budget because it's like low budget yeah yeah based on true story really you know dwarf and true detective season three no worries with purple yeah i remember i remember the season three you know how like what case like she looked like that before he rode across country that kind of vibe all right dude yeah i gotta say but really what felon dwarf true detective season three i gotta say what felon is is like um it's like a real life so this guy was a prison guard from 89 to 98 in like where wes watson throw no shade on his piece uh you didn't see that what continue so he saw his piece billy is fucking stalking him can't be charging 10 g's but uh it's like a real life version of that where it's like blacks with the blacks yeah yeah you know the others all that shit that's the shit went down and the guards were going crazy they had like literally like a little gladiator arena in the yard yard's only about the size of this apartment the yard's little dude really val kilmer walks in there like he owns a fucking place and dwarf is like a new guy he's just a wood he's like a new guy that gets brought in ab wants him he got put up but he doesn't want to do anything but then they make him fight like a little micro pit and he's fucking hard he's beating the shit out of people i mean dwarf's like as big as me yeah yeah it's fucking wild to watch good ass fucking movie you can barely see it but yeah dude i mean no but yo what is it like um look at the reflection bro it's just dude like um what is that saying where it's like um i can't see it dude you gotta let it play bill oh it's real good i don't want to see his piece i mean that's him like you don't know what angle that's at i hear you but you can't harbor that much is it like what is it like beware like before go i my eyes of god i'm not calling people pussies and shit and taking steroids like this the thing i don't understand is west watson when he first i didn't see his piece by the way you did it's just a little shadow man i know yeah bro it could be anything this is a dark arts he hits me up he just goes yo dude it's a it's a pizza mushroom cat no you ever have um it's a button it's a mushroom yeah it's a button mushroom that's what he's working with but can a button mushroom let he is without sin cast first tone but all i'm saying is like you remember when he first came on the scene and he was fucking positive he's like dude someone's coming at your looks fuck that now he's like sitting there trying to argue with people on fresh and fit stage like dude you shave your arms yeah because he's dude he's on the internet he's a guy who's in jail for 10 years and he's dealing with guys like he's dealing with like wallow's killing it wallow is the man that's what i'm saying like wallow fucking did it and he's absolutely some people can't keep it real yeah but wallow wallow has like he's got something in him dude wallows yeah he's got inner peace west was it might have gave his man card up bro there he's gonna stomp you dude i have a gun he doesn't no bill like i'm telling you i think what it is is there's a part of you that was you before you could even fucking start knowing what's right and wrong like when you're a little kid like you're early like zero to six or whatever some people can keep tapping into that for the rest of their life other people like get lost you get your man card taken away i mean dude i it could be anything it could be anything i mean there's a lot of people out there that get internet brain yeah and they fucking lose their shit true he yeah and it's dude i i don't know i i'm i'm guessing he has social media people that like respond because he responds to all the comments everything and there's i think it's him it's so funny dude i literally think it's him it's so the comments are so funny because he battles people he lives like a sixth grader well dude he's fucking he was selling weed and then got locked up for 10 years you didn't you could pay someone 20 g's like every quarter yeah just do your social media but dude it does sound it sounds dude if he this is the best actor on the planet if he's paying no because you can also my friend used to do this he used to get he used to get paid it wasn't comments but it was like a forum where he was that was beezer wasn't it i thought beezer was on the porno or on these work for a guy who did something with cams my friend did a thing it wasn't comments he had to go to like it was like either a chat it was like a message board or something he had to pretend to be like multiple people to try to like come from like it looked like it was it was really funny the internet's not real not at all yeah a lot of it's fake i mean that yeah that's like the fucking metcalf shit what did you see that it happened in your state the awesome metcalf stuff what's fake about that kid's fucking dead the kids i'm saying the comments are fucking crazy like i think they're paying people to do them like people are like fuck this kid all this stuff it's insane oh the kid i got stabbed the kid yeah and then the kid yeah i saw a thing about that now the kid's family lives in like a big house and they're it's a big house bought an escalade has the pink slips yeah escalades 185 right now dude trade in 160 he's on it it's not easy like 2025 do something with your life dude get off the internet i'm just it's just i watch videos with dudes selling cars it's kind of i was like seeing what's got true you do know the kelly blue book kbb is literally i fucking kbb is bullshit i want to do a jihad on those motherfuckers dude well it's been like this forever bill it's something the boomers really fucking annoying as shit wait till they kbb their cribs oh yeah wait till that fucking shoe drops what do you mean they don't think their cribs are like 800 grand they're living out because at one point interest rates were one percent they're like it was 800 000 then it still is like that's not how this works brother how long no they're dude the houses are crazy they're so expensive i think they're dropping a little bit but they're still going to be expensive as hell i know the boomers are half the reason i'm talking like 30 years from now when we're there it's not going to be like no one's going to be able to do this dude yeah post boom well yeah do you think the population's actually going to dip and the boomers go i mean that's not that's something like that they watch did you see the thing that they just came out with saying they fucked up the whole world population yeah wait what that's what we've been saying yeah how much i don't know are you fucking kidding me they fucked up this whole way oh there's eight billion people they're just making the shit up dude i yeah i always wondered like i've never filled out the census i've never missed me with that government shit yeah i forget what it what year it was but i think it was 2011 the world's population killed the world's population killed could fit in texas really yeah who said that look at the fuck up i don't know look it up it was in john hamer's book uh but yeah i mean there's they're saying it's like i think four people and each four people get an acre what yeah that's fucked up texas is huge think about tons of unused land me and spade drove through south dakota yeah but dude you're talking i mean respect to the res we'd never take that but i'm obviously you're talking you're talking india china all that fit all in texas yes maybe i don't know and you build buildings even how's everyone get an acre though you promised me an acre bro four people four people to an acre either four yeah either four or forty i forget the fuck it is oh yeah the population shit i don't i don't know how the fuck you count the dude they they make aggressive they came to philly one time and they were like going door to door and be like how many people are in your house i'm like bro don't worry about it i know i've just never i don't like that stuff man it's like dude get out don't be counting heads yeah that and jury you ever done jury dirty not in my life no same yeah i mean it's like i don't know i just had shit to do but like they're like it's your right to do it's like i don't want to do it at all i'm racist i don't want any that's what you can do that i know you just said that i'm very but you gotta probably go up to someone's face that's what i'm saying you gotta go probably like an old black lady and be like yeah i'm racist as hell excuse me but i'm really racist sorry man not against you i think you're cool you're chill but in terms of you're cool you're chill but in terms of you're cool in terms of jury duty i'm very it's just like i'm racist against whites scientists have severely miscalculated how many humans are on earth think about it yeah i've been saying this dude scientists are scientists nobody caps harder than scientists oh yeah dude hey look we found a new black hole in the andromeda galaxy it's like you guys don't know shit about that shut the fuck up dude like we actually the way the the dark matter which we don't understand was swirling according to our kids like shut the fuck up oh yeah they just made they just said that they fucked up on that too they don't know shit they made up a new thing that spins that makes matter what is it some new fucking cork the weinstein cortex dude do you like him i don't i think i've met one of them once bro i'd love to give that dude a wedgie why are you gonna give a wedgie he's a fucking pussy bro i hate eric because he's a douchebag what does he do he's just a douchebag like there's just dudes that rub me the wrong way like he's an asshole if you have a theory of everything unless you're chris langan i'll let that shit hang and that's it ken will no you can have a toe eric weinstein can't ken wilbur's toe is kind of nice what is it his is just like uh i'm trying to think how to explain it it's like a real simple way to break down like every single thing has like a physical component there's like the physical individual physical mental and then there's a collective physical collective mental it's like pretty simple but he breaks everything down to that it's called i can't really explain it yeah but he's a pretty chill he's a pretty chilled toe sick toe god made everything that's true there's a dude that has a whole channel that's just toa yeah it's like a whole youtube channel there's another guy like i can't remember his name right now but i'm reading his book i'll look it up it's fucking so sick there's another guy i was a toe it's called the book's called my big toe it's your boy he's he he was with monroe that is your boy dude that's your boy you can't say it's not your boy he like worked with monroe early early on he was on rogan yeah oh that dude yeah by the end of it he kind of fell apart not my boy the only dude that's my boy i read a little bit of his book and same thing i was like all right bro i can't only dude that's my boy is joseph mcgonigal that guy is conical bullshit bulldog i saw him in person no literally this far away from him joseph henrick dude this guy is great it's called secret of our success and the weirdest people in the world another dude yeah me and matt saw this guy james hollis these books are great hollis is nice where'd you see hollis uh it's like the young in society he gave a talk it's pretty tight damn bro very chill me and matt went there like a couple fucking intellectuals yeah it's pretty nice that's an interesting you can't there's something about those places lecture over i'll just start thinking about myself breathing and get completely sidetracked there there's always brutal questioners though refreshments there's gonna be a dinner here that's what happened when we went to the fucking um the red pill expo that was the best grub there's a dinner here right yeah there's a dinner here it's buffet style who asked for the dinner all everyone there dude the red pill expo was fucking sweet i want to get back there's probably multiple ones it's all over the place didn't you get scammed to the red pill expo yeah i think bill was kind of fish out of water at the red pill scammed yeah did you sign up for something we thought we were going to be media and we got there and we were a couple of shy boys and next time we go now that we know the lay of the land spay got fucking btfo'd by some podcaster what happened fucking some dude was like he had like a not a road but like another one of them things yeah and i'll dude you know i'm not fucking out here making friends all of them like you guys are my friends yeah i'm new friends yeah i'm fucking just go talk to a guy i'm like oh yo what's that man i got i do this shit too i got a road and he literally like fucking was like all right don't fuck off yeah what he didn't say fuck off i mean he just kind of like gave me silence he gave you a cool he gave you like he kind of was like dude don't bother me i'm i'm fucking because he was doing media for the event but we were supposed to do it yeah like we emailed him we thought we were going to talk to griffin but he's an old dog bro we saw him it was like watching a dog where like it could be any day now still a lot then he gets up on stage man full of youth and vigor tapping into that sword he's probably saving yeah he's probably saving did you buy anything from the products there yeah billy bought fucking magical band-aids that's what it was that's what he was buying yeah he was buying he bought metal band-aids i broke my foot my the bottom of my foot was fucked dude that's what it was like 900 bucks i was like no it wasn't 900 bucks yo it was metal like 365 and then you got them for you you walked away with a lot man you got them for everybody i was it wasn't 300 bucks it was 300 bucks for yourself i was experimenting what was the problem how did i sat in a uh indoor sauna yes there's an indoor sauna i'm fucking sick i was completely i was wet dude i gotta get out of here he bailed early you know the thing he's like i'm soaking wet it's like a little like it looks like a moving blanket but it's a box yeah yeah i just sat it looked like he was going fucking the space with bezos his head was hanging out the tin pole thing at the red pill expo then i talked to that hot chick from fucking maui oh yeah she gave me a book she's bad she dude she tried to make us all hold hands i mean spade didn't do it why did you guys hold hands it's gay bro the whole she was like all right everyone we gotta do a prayer for maui let's all join hands get the fuck out of here what if you each had one hand with her he held some chicks in next to him old lady swag i had no one you should want a boy girl boy excuse me i gotta get a boy girl boy girl no i mean spade just looked at each other no he's there's a pic of that online i'd kill myself i'd be like veto and fucking johnny king's going to south dakota i mean that's man card for him yeah that's fucking immediate man card revocation just me and him in the van just us two's man card for it me and tom got fucking motherfuckers i heard because of that i heard we were driving we were driving up from fucking florida i was wearing a pink guy harvey shirt this fucking guy was a pink shirt dude it was like coral it's coral yeah this guy pulled up me and tom were in a conversion of the truck like fucking faggots you faggots i'm like dude what the fuck is wrong with this guy i have no idea he just lost his shit on us i thought tom was poaching you dude tom's chicken tom's og road king dude tom tom fucking with people on the road was my so funny when he owned the truck oh that thing was a terror the grumman yeah yeah the grumman was a fucking terror beyond the wall he got this guy it makes me laugh every time i think about it when the dude was like he was just like not paying attention at the light and he did something like made tom like lurch that truck so he pulled up next to him you know the door is wide open yeah he's leaning it's like a four-cylinder box truck yeah it was crazy dude he like the door is wide open of the lunch truck and tom like pulls up to the dude his window's down he goes open your fucking eyes man he's so mad the guy was just like a boomer you know tom almost fought somebody in the boost corner recently yeah very recently last week are you serious he had all he had a bunch of kids with him and this guy was going he like he's just like punishing boomers tom looks like he's shooting meth into his toe with his camel i'm walking out of fucking boost corner it is crazy because he looks like the dude and he's walking around with like a mother hen energy like fuck you boomer i'm watching kids today he crushed this old guy he did an old guy a while while with that before he started fucking yapping out and the guy was like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh my god like 68 times like would you fucking die already and the guy's like what darkness in that man dude the guy was being a jerk in the parking lot i get that when you're walking around little kids and someone's driving fast hauling ass and boost corner hit him with the slow down buddy i get that and the guy gave him a like it's their kryptonite they do it to everyone i know when you hit a boomer like slow down buddy with the hand the guy literally out there they own it out there and the guy gave him one of those like i've gotten these before a guy gives you like a like what are you even doing and i will black out too i'm like fuck you and he just he spaz dude there's only one thing if he had fought if he had if that had reached his full potential and he gotten like a serious like knuckle dragger with the 60 year old man 60 push his ass the fuck over it's like mike tyson and uh jake paul dude uncle jimmy used to have that like every weekend we went to boost corners he's chasing someone in the parking lot what do you mean he would get in a fucking fight would like cut him off like i'm saying dude fucker he just started hauling ass following him and me dude there were so many times where me and pat would just be sitting in the back seat like holy shit like we were going to downingtown to play the whippets and there was trash falling out of the back of this guy's truck he had like a just a regular like f-150 or something and all this shit's flying now he pulls up he's got trash flying out and the guy goes gives him the finger dude it was like trying to get a dog off someone he was fucking flying and we're just sitting there football pads like holy shit holy shit oh dude i'm gonna fucking fuck you up you piece of shit what the fuck is going on i still i rage every day on the way down here can't do in the future you guys are going to be wearing like elk skulls yeah you've never played ali from the airport i did get i got cut off and brake checked and it was just like the guy had all it was like decaled out truck and i was like you motherfucker and britney's like don't i was like matt hates fucking exhaust chill yeah when they roll litter is my thing wasn't even rolling call he just pulled in front of me and i was like oh my god it was like a crazy move jerk the brakes like all right and britney's like i'm like starting to get around i'm just like stop it i'm like britney scares the shit out of me i'm gonna chill yeah she's a she's chill driving she was a terrifying luce she drives like a cop chasing somebody yeah dude it's fucking crazy a lot of cops crash too more than you think oh yeah those guys crash all they're not worried about it they drink and drive all the time it's not their gear it's a crazy thing to live in the world and like understand the concept of policing and then be like i'm gonna do that yeah like that's a wild one it's nuts just ruin everyone dude i i just want to i just want to see the offender that's all i was like i'm chill i'm not even mad i was pulling up on him it was like a kid and i was like you motherfucker and she's like leave alone like a teenager i was i like to do the fake swerve like yeah you motherfucker yo bro do that but you have the kids in the car you can't do the fake swerve i used to go yeah i one time had a guy like i was slowly running him towards the guardrail and i'm like you want to play fucking games and dude i'll get like no ccs this is just maka and shilajit this is not even this was years ago but if someone wronged me on the road and i you know if they were like my bad it's whatever but if i pull up because i always want to get my look to be like yeah are you good and then if they give me like a what the fuck do you want it's like all right now i'm actively suicidal and we both and it's just instantly yeah i have chill drivers i've chilled i have chilled but you got it you got you got a lot of i mean bill said it a million times all you gotta do is put the my bed the fucking that's what i want that's what i do dude dude if i wrong somebody i put my hand out the window kingdom of heaven yeah yeah yeah i had a dude pull up on me one time i wronged him and he pulled up on me at the light and he was just ready and he like he was out of his window and i rolled my window down i said brother that was fully my bed with the ball i said brother yeah i said that's on me i fully apologize and he just went all right he was like screaming his head off i was like you're not wrong dude my bad i if you a lot of the perpetrators in philadelphia if they'll come up trying to go crazy and if you were just indifferent they fucking hate that a guy cut me off i rolled next like bro what was that yeah what are you doing man he's like well the fucking guy in front of me cut off i was like i mean it is like futuristic like screens it's all like hot kind of auto driving but you can kick it in gear if you want but then it's like minority report on the thing yeah but i could like airdrop you a meme yeah yeah but you cut me off and i could like airdrop that'd be nice like we're just chilling being like nah i got you dan that guy's funny man fuck i wanted to have this where it was like um for cars like in traffic to have like the future like self-driving where it's like as soon as you pull up you're just in like an xbox live chat with like the 10 cars around you that proximity chat proximity chat yeah that my other invention slash idea is out there dude bill tell them about my fucking meme idea with the billboards that's a good idea oh yeah like you can touch tunes for billboards you could touch tunes billboards so like you're driving by and like i could override what's on there right now five bucks to play and i could hit a billboard and just hit everybody with a meme everybody with like a gif i made you know what i mean i'll be so pumped about that well we always wonder how much billboards are because it'd be hilarious they're like they're they're i don't think this tech exists yet i'm just saying like they do have the computerized month if you get a hop on top dog month it's like 20 000 bucks whoa if you get a hop you want like a 95 billboard yeah if you get a hop on like a highway or like a turnpike at least and be like yo in the future if they go to like self-driving say you hit the turnpike it's like total soft driving yeah also you should be able to hit a qr code to play with the fucking billboards that would be like touch tunes and like get an account and just like start posting shit you probably have to like choose from their own gifts though because you couldn't throw in a custom gift i mean yeah all the whole internet started like this and slowly we have group chats maybe we go to jail for them possibly who the fuck knows they're going to jail hard in fucking britain are they really for the gc's yeah from like eight years ago like old group chats an old group chat dude it's a joke i'd go to war like this would be like billy was like this is our d-day yeah for the group we gotta fight omaha beach save the gc that's got it you gotta be like you guys weren't there you don't understand you we could say whatever the hell we want we had a vibe it was a nude yeah there's a lot of things where there's just like there's no explaining how that's funny i know it's like no like it is you know but not you had to read all of them before that and they had to read all them like this is even worse i'd be like the young thug trial true they read them out like that one actually was a banger i i actually was just thinking about on the way here like and then he responded with this gif and i'd be like i made that one of one i would i would jump i would be like the one guy who jumps the bench and just like frog splashes the judge that's a gif i have i made that a gif that's what i'm talking about did you see the collapse oh dude this is so good what collapse dad was loving this the fuck oh yeah this is great there was a funeral in north philadelphia and the fuck there's big fat-ass puerto ricans hold on i gotta fast forward ricky had a meeting at uh at work about how like this should never happen don't they also do the weird yo don't don't they also do the weird wakes where they're like sitting there like sipping on 40s and shit i mean i don't know how puerto ricans get down don't they like do that thing where they like have like a like how they were in life they put them on a chair that's mexicans oh that's mexicans do that that's hilarious yeah dude that is the car is my bed that happened into fucking puerto ricans is lawsuit city bro they love the blue collar lottery yeah they're fucking obsessed with that shit holy fuck that would hurt so bad dude if you get the casket to the thigh some dude like they said no one got hurt but you're definitely fucking feeling it the next day they gotta sue for aura the auras are fuck dude oh yeah it's a huge aura immediate loss of all aura i saw i get sonic losing it's like a curse yeah yeah the aura farming shit on the internet's killing me there was when i came back from palm beach there was two dudes that i swear to god like got face transplants to hide like their identity or something yeah they looked fucking bizarre they either had facelifts or something what like the bogadoff twins or whatever yeah literally like something like that and like these two dudes were just walking up and down slow as possible just looking at their feet and they kept like pulling his watch sleeve up to show everyone his watch i was like dude what the fuck you just people watching i was i was yeah people watching but it was fucking insane never going back bro what palm beach what was up with palm beach i never did this weird it was weird and the beach sucked what's what's a good beach i can't yeah like ann marie it was a tiktok i mean i get all my information from tiktok honestly god the best beach i've been through is boy guy's trip yeah that beach was a good beach i've been to his boy guy's trip yeah that beach was a good beach was fucking fuck that seaside see yeah right underneath panama city it's the best fucking beach that beach was now yeah florida has some really cool beaches then you go to so i i went to one recently the beach was fucking ass shells giant rocks like like you know like when you're in the woods and they're just like boulders that are like some like underground but you hit the top of it yeah you're walking out like ow slick fuck and you just stand on a giant rock and hit your toe was it last summer you got in your accident when i broke my nose yeah yeah last two summers okay i don't know if yeah you got back on the board i was body surfing bro for real yeah that's how i broke my nose are you back on the body that's oh i body surf right after that yeah i don't care i'm yeah i i made the mistake of body surfing through like a giant crowd in ocean city yeah the crowd was so thick and i was like i can cut through this and i just fucking blazed i did that in tulum there was no crowd like when i went to tulum forever ago there was just all these like influencer people sitting on the beach on the water and i was literally by myself in the water body surfing really paradisio that is paradisio crystal clear water i'm going about i'm going to mexico for a destination wedding don't drink the margaronis that's all i gotta say i'm going to a destination wedding as well are you going to ireland going to a haunted castle what yeah who's getting married uh savage's daughter in ireland that's fucking sick fuck man i'll be i'll be in mexico i'll be chill can you uh don't drink margaronis bro that's all what are margaronis i know that's the problem i did it what happened shit i shit in the back of a dumpster when i got home did you really yeah every day i had don't drink the water montezuma's revenge i was i got it too and shit i had it before i i was fine i was like i was on a resort and then i went off the resort and drank drinks with the ice cubes and i had shit for real for like six days diarrhea straight non-stop multiple times a day i got for me i got back and i was like driving trucks so like i was just crushing wawas there was one time where i was like i know this isn't going to be solid and i shit in the back of a dumpster and i had to take my shirt off and throw it over yo yep and it's dropped in a lugger so you're like fucking four feet away from my shit oh my just a thermal on top of it oh my god did you drop the can let him just fill it up yeah at the wrong house actually and it was an unmarked lugger so you had you had a freak out you had a shit i was dying it was a retirement home like 5 30 in the morning you dropped the can in the wrong spot shit in it and it wasn't there was no logo on the can we got off someone else so it was just a black can it's like if i woke up to a dumpster at my house yeah the prank of the century it was fucking insane you had a little freak out dude it was brutal let me find like what was there aren't you calling is there anything in the dumpster and you're like it's a shitty shirt yeah so wait you you just you like how did it go down you didn't shit your pants you just ran in the back i hopped blasted blasted my shit out wipe my ass with a thermal because i had two shirts on and sacrifice the thermal backpack and toilet paper yeah yeah true we live in a society there was another dude kenny he fucking was he would just jump in the back he was doing like yeah i got one of those cans in my house yeah that was inside with a plastic bag that was a closed can that's disgusting he would shit in a plastic bag and then closed can shipping container he would do fucking like he would have like there was you remember the 50 yarders back when you did demolition there was like some 50 fucking huge he would hop in the back of it but he would sometimes leave the door cracked because like you can't get out of a 50 fucking nine foot high wall oh so he cracked the door but then the fucking traffic coming through crushed the door closed and it latched down he was stuck in there stuck in the back running at the wall and try to jump up and grab it and finally like he's in the yard he put his foot up on the doghouse and fucking got on and pulled himself over never forget who you are and then there was another time where what he cracked the door again the wind hit and opened it and then all traffic's coming and he's just sitting there leaned over and he's like oh my god i'm gonna taking a shit with all the traffic coming his way it's unreal that shit shouldn't be illegal to piss outside like i get it yeah that it's like indecent exposure but it should be like no holds barred like if a cop hits you for that on the highway you're a piece of shit they're kind of gay for that it's like bro why were you even looking bro yeah why are you looking at that piece i think it's one of those things like what they should do is just pull you like see the situation assess you're a good dude and fucking roll and it should be one of those things where like public urination should be if like you're smiling in your school yeah exactly you need to have like three people who witness it or like yeah i really wish you were in peeing right there and then it's like all right bang throw the book if you find a quiet alley and you're like in the dark peeing like they should that's like it's like bro you're fucking weird dude they're doing it at the park in my house like these fucking hipster mom and hoochie daddies are letting their kid just pull their dick out dude it's crazy yeah you it's a big thing what is that like i don't know i i've seen that before where it's like when i lived in fairmount i don't know i was watching this movie another japanese movie called bridge of river quiet last night and they had a little kid like with his little dong in it and i was like dude it's just small state like a literal white center that dude's fucked for life bro how old was the kid probably like a toddler yeah i was just like laughing i know like i was i was in a movie one time yeah like i was in a movie like what'd you play be like go check it out god damn bro micro of micros that's like the nirvana fucking baby yeah that dude was pissed and he wanted to compensate i almost cried on my first day of school at saint thomas why kid on the bus was like dude my fucking grandpop gave birth to you mr everlof and i was like okay he's like he saw your dick i was like my grandpa saw your dick and i was literally head on the fucking front of the seat in front of me trying not to cry as hard as i can who was this kid going in this timmy i mean he was my boy but fucking oh oh he was your age but he was just he was probably just trying to bro down with you he's trying to bro down with me you didn't see my dick i had the real situation that went on erin and barb snyder were like we can see you naked dancing on your bed at night don't you know when the lights are on and at night like everyone can you thought it was a one-way mirror i thought it was a one-way mirror like and i was like getting on my bed just jumping up and down on my bed see how high i could get and shit touch the ceiling i'm talking like not eight nine years old right balls naked hop on the bus the next day like nothing's happening and barb barb and aaron are looking at me like there he is and i like sit down they go andrew we can see you and i'm like what yeah no shit and they're like we see you at night and i was like immediately red immediately hot i know what i was doing like i would get done shower put on music and jump up and down on the bed dude i'm talking like no i'm talking like hairless no also got hit in high school also got hit in high school fucking doing a doing a um strip poker thinking this is going to be great lost immediately dude i was the only one naked i had a pillow over my unit fucking the one girl started tickling me lauren leary grabbed the fucking pillow and then was like oh my god your dick's a baby carrot fucking die dude i had to go to school people were literally hitting me with baby carrot in the hall that's so funny oh i mean ultimate that's bullshit shun tzu's on the board like imagine in a cold dude a cold room with air conditioning on i tried to explain to everybody at lunch i was like dude it was freezing there's air conditioning on it and i was like curled up yeah that's dude it's as small as that's what i'm saying about west lot dude you don't know dude you don't know though he was getting a lap dance from his girlfriend what i mean literally like that's what i'm saying he's like six straight the last time i did that i was going to a dance and me and my high school girlfriend i was like i have to figure out how to grind so she grinded it on me in the basement nice that's how like that i have a second that's a psyop bro that's nice that's very nice i have to figure out how to grind help me get in where you fit in do i use my dick or my butt how do i do this you just go my fucking navel area that'd be nice to go on a date and just start when you're dancing just use you're just like aggressive girl with your butt the entire time back up indoor what i thought this was a lot of fun because it's a lot of fun and it's it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of fun and he's like i fucking fingered her and it turns out cooks just fit oh no that was pat's fucking uh high school girlfriend cooks was like oh yeah i fingered her and she's like he was just fingering my belly button dude i did similar shit i used to i used to air like quote finger girl on the bus and i literally just put my hand on it and just and it was just warm and she was like andrew you have to like move it and stuff and i was like oh yeah right right right for sure you just put it on feel the hot you're just a boulder in front of the tube yeah yeah i still think about when the it was i went to drexel with you and tom and we all went out for like timmy's party whatever yeah like a sophomore whatever and me and matt were in a fucking van i don't know where it was some fucking place in philly and matt's like dude you gotta holler at chicks i was like all right and dude we pulled up a little cat call we pulled up on a girl they went yo that same day you're fucking dude it must have been like 50 second of market matt pulls up to a red light it turns red quick and we're in that blue fucking shit-ass van tom had oh that was a great man yeah screech to a fucking halt everyone just turned around like what the fuck i threw up out of that one that was fucked up honestly 420s tomorrow that smoked weed that day true destroyed dude sophomore in high school getting destroyed you guys yeah if you go to college when you're in high school you die basically yeah i died yeah yeah that happens to everybody i would visit my cousins and just die and like throw up on i threw up on a girl's back oh in line to go to the bathroom oh i remember that yeah that was they gave me weed i was waiting to go to the bathroom like this is fucking crazy this is someone's house and then i remember just like blacking out and coming to like seeing a cab door getting taquitos going home then i woke up and just threw out of the fucking threw up out of the van i hit up my cousin danny i was like dude if you listen to music when you're high it sounds sick you have to try it out he thanks me like four weeks later like i dude i did it you're completely right it's 420 friendly but we're good