#386 - Clocking Bisexuality with Evan Mulrooney

Fall never arrives all at once. Verse the air, then the light, and slowly the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress, a hoodie slips beneath a blazer. An old cap finds a new scarf, because you don't simply step into the season. You create it, layer by layer, until it finally feels like fall. And fall your way at Ross. Welcome back, Frick and Frick. Welcome to the Jungle, ABC Wednesdays. Abbott is back. It's going to be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up. And everyone's going wild. You don't think you run this school. But you don't. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Anything can happen in the Jungle. Frank, guys. All new Wednesdays on ABC, and stream next day on Hulu. [Music] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes on a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlin-Ely. We are so glad that you are here. We have such an exciting episode today with a huge beefy guest. We do. Yes, so excited to have Evan on. Me too. This is going to be so much fun. Oh, yeah. But before we get into it, I hope he crushes me. Like, um, do you know when you're drinking a can of beer? And they go, yeah. I would be honored to be crushed by him. Like a PBR. How much do you think he weighs? Not more than me. I don't know men's weights. Me neither. When men are like, he's like. 220. Yeah, I'm like, what does that even mean? Right. Men love to know what other men weigh. Let's ask him how much he weighs. And how much he thinks we weigh. Yes. Yeah. You know what? Other hosts wouldn't do that. No. But we don't care. Then I'm going to tape an apple to the top of my head and see if we can shoot it in an arrow. Yeah. I actually love it. I don't know. Yeah. We turn into the Renfair. I put my tips up. I say pet me. You say pet me? Yeah. Pet me? Pet. Like pet? Incredible. Have you ever been to a state fair? Were they like a petting zoo area? Yes, of course. Yeah. I've touched a sheep before, bitch. Oh, I've touched a sheep before. I'm bringing bubble to the state fair. I love the state fair. I actually think there's nothing horneer than the state fair. Okay. People are fucking after the state fair. I agree. I want you to know. They're full, but they get the job done. Sure. It's a lot of indian fry bread. But you're going home and you're really old. I'll say this. Here's what I'll say. I don't know if you know this, but at the Minnesota state fair, there are giant heads of butter carved into women's heads. Did you know that? Giant butter carved into women's heads. Thank you. Yes. Okay. Yes. You're familiar. I've seen that. I remember when I used to go to the state fair, it would be like, you pay 25 cents and you get to see a two-headed alligator. I like that. Yeah. Oh, dude. That sounds more like a freak show than I thought, but hell yeah. But that is what they used to do. Did you not or an albino alligator? Yeah. I feel like that is a little more expensive for like the world's largest pig. Yeah. They didn't have these at your carnivals? Live births. This isn't a carnival. It's a state fair. I think you're leaning carnival. No. The state fair used to have very like, I mean, it's giving nightmare alley. Yes. It's giving like Guillermo Diltoro a type of, and they had weird, weird things that you could see. Yeah. Dude, fucking. That's where you'd find me. Hi. Welcome back to our freak show. We call it the shock. I do want to announce that today is the day officially that you can go buy my movie. Yes. Meeting Marsha. Everybody that, if you were a listener, a lot of you supported and donated and you got to make this movie with me. So this is, I wrote and directed it. It was, we shot it in nine and a half days. Dude. It was amazing. It was last summer. We shot it. And it's finally out. It's a sapphic comedy starring Elaine Hendrix. Dude. Lizzy Arnold. Lizzy Magruder and Kato Guzman. And it is just, honestly, it's amazing. I'm so excited that it's, is it today or it came out this week? It came out this week. It came out today. Today is the day you can, you can go see Kenny's movie. Yeah. And I'm so proud of you, dude. I can't wait to watch it. I'm going to rent it. You can get it right now on, I think it's Apple, Amazon and YouTube. You can buy it and it won't be on streaming. So if you're like, oh, I'm going to wait six months and get it on streaming. It's not going to be on streaming. So go buy it tonight. Watch it. It's so fun. Like get a group of people together and watch it. It's a very like, but have each one of those people buy it. Don't get fucking weird. Don't do whatever you want to do. I don't care. Just watch it. Like, I really want people to see it. Yeah. Because it is such a fun sapphic, like, campy comedy. And it's really cute. I really love this movie. I'm very proud of it. I'm really proud of you for making a movie. I can't imagine how big of a project that is, but I know because I've been your friend for the past year. And this is a lot of work that you've put into this, that you have done almost exclusively on your own. And you've made every choice that there is. And I'm really, really proud of you. And I can't wait to watch it. Thanks, man. Dude, I'm in love with you. I'm in love with you. And if you guys see it, like, tag me in a picture. I'd love to see you, like, your comments on it and like, let me know if you like it or not. And yeah. I'm so excited for everyone to watch it. So let's out now. Go, go buy it. Go buy it. Yeah. I'm really excited for you, dude. Thanks, man. Yeah, right? Like, fucking, it's not easy to make this. I thought John was just on the phone. Did he send you a phone call? He's like, anyways, I'll get a $6. Dude, he's typing you up. I love you, John. We love a man supporting a woman. Yeah. I'm pumped. And I can't wait for the next one. Dude, I'm so proud of you. So I can't wait to watch. Yeah. And this timeline we will have already done our live screening in Q&A and L.A. You queued my A. And I'll queue it again if I have to. For hire. I'll queue your A. Hard. It does sound so dirty. I like it, though. That's a shit that I do like. Yeah. And you also are currently on tour, you know? I am. And also, I have exciting dates that are now available. So my hometown show December 19th at the Fitzgerald Theatre in St. Paul has now the tickets are available. And that's a massive theater. It is my biggest show that I have ever done. Guys. And it's my hometown and I'm really like nervous and excited to do it. So get your tickets before my mom's friends from church by all of them. Well, they go great. Right. You're like, actually, that's awesome. Actually, go ahead. Yeah. But I want you guys to get the tickets. So please go get those tickets, Rachel Scanlon Comedy.com. I also have added more shows to my a bit much tour. Some of them are going to be moving into the new year. It's too late because I've got more cities that I need to hit, which is really exciting. But I'm going to be in Atlanta, Georgia, September 18th through 19th, Charlotte, North Carolina, September 20th, Austin, Texas, September 24th through 26th, Chicago, Illinois, November 6th, Washington, D.C., November 18th through 19th, Toronto, Canada, December 4th through 6th, Pittsburgh, and December 11th through 12th, Minneapolis, on December 19th, Philadelphia, January 22nd through 24th, and Eugene, Oregon, March 5th through 6th. Those are all available on my website, and these shows have been some of the most fun that I've ever had. So I'd love for you to come get to see the magic hell, yeah, this rocks. And you and I officially are going on tour next week. It starts next week. It's next week. Have you packed? No. Pack. It's big. It's huge. It's a huge tour. I'm so excited. The first two weeks are intense. It's intense. I feel like we're going to go a little crazy. Yeah. I just got the posters printed. Indian food with you. I want to eat so much Indian food off you, and I'm just really excited for this tour. Dude, I can't. Oh, no. What did I say? Dude, I can't wait. I need you to carry my bags. But we have tour posters, which are really fucking cool. We got the tour posters printed. We're signing those. You guys get, if you do the meet and greet, you get these posters, which are fucking sick. Yes. They were, they're so cool that somebody did reach out and was, they, they said that they're like, oh, you guys degenerative AI. And I was like, we did not. We did not. We went in a pool. Men is really good at this. Yes. I faced a fear, which is being in water. Yeah. I was really proud of you. I peed in that pool multiple times. What? I drank all that water. We had fun. That was a really fun photo shoot. Yeah. But I'm excited to go on tour with you. Me too. And I, I like have the most fun. And a lot of these venues are my favorite places to perform. Yeah. I know. I'm so excited. So get your tickets. Yeah. Watch Kenny's movie. And let's fucking. Well, we have to, let's tell them where we're going. Yeah. Yeah. So if you guys have not gotten tickets for a soaking wet. Also, I want to say, please go, if you want, I'm not like, no. Yeah, wait, what? I was going to say buy the, get these shirts and show up. I want to take photos with people in these shirts. Yeah. Because we're going full soaking wet. Any type of like a bikini t shirt. Yeah. Any type of wet and wild type of vibe. If you're into it, show up like that. Yeah. I feel like that's going to be super fun. Snorkels, flippers, like swim caps. Yeah. Just get so funny. Imagine going in a date being somebody like, I got us tickets to a comedy show. It's a live podcast, two dicks on a mic. I do need you to wear this swim cap, though. Also, a lot of people go to our shows with their exes. Yeah. It's like a common thing. It is, actually, a lot. And we support that. Yeah. We support healthy relationships with your ex-wife. Come. So come, you and your ex, bring your dog. Smuggle your dog. Listen, I will say, if you wear one of these t-shirts, the dogs can be smuggled in. They're smuggable. They're smuggable. Hell yeah. We're starting our tour off October 2nd. in Boston, we'll be at the Wilbur Fun. Then we're gonna be in Brooklyn, New York, on October 3rd, we're gonna be at the BH Bellhouse. Then Detroit, Michigan, October 4th, Dallas, Texas, on the 7th, October 8th, we're in Houston, October 10th, Tampa, and October 11th, Raleigh, North Carolina. Then we go to Portland, October 16th, October 17th, Denver, at the O, October 18th. And is that for the orgasm? It is. Does that mean the orgasm? I wish, honestly, they need to rename it, and they need to rename it the orgasm. You walk in and you go, is that how I do it? Oh, I'm upset. I'm upset. You weren't upset about it last night, really? Yeah, I would genuinely, if somebody came that way, I would, I'd be actually upset. Here's the thing, I'm joking, but barely. Let's hear the real noise. Hello, hello, hello, it's worse. It's worse, I'm actually making it better. It's so much worse than what I do. I black out. It's not good. Verse the air, then the light. And slowly the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress. A hoodie slips beneath a blazer. An old cap finds a new scarf. Because you don't simply step into the season. Find fall your way, at Ross. Welcome back, Fricking Frack. Abbott is back. Thank you. You don't think you run this school, but you got it. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Frack, guys. All new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. A lot. OK, OK. We're at the O. And then we go October 18th to Seattle, Washington. October 22nd, Phoenix, Arizona. October 24th, Sacramento, California. October 25th, San Francisco. Shout out the bay. Shout out. And November 4th, we're ending in Los Angeles in an amazing show at Largo. We have an amazing guest. Food. And we'll be announcing that when it gets closer, because we want people that bottom early to get in early. Bottom early. One thing about me, I'm bottoming very early in the morning. I didn't say bottom. I said bot them. Oh, I thought you said bottom early. When you said San Francisco in the bay, I went, like, woo, and I almost did fear the fork again. That's for Phoenix. Yeah. Shit. Shout out Bay Area, e-free. My wife's hometown. Yeah, let's go fucking nuts. Goes to the web. Yes. Yee-ee. Anyone? Bay Area? Anyone? This means? What does it-- do you want to talk about? I don't know. Anyways. And now. And now. I wish it came down like a WWE. The reason that you're all here, because I'm sure that you saw our guest name on the feed, and you were like, that sounds good. And you're right. Please put your clits together. Can I say that on a public? Please put your clits and dicks together. Put your seas in your d's together for our guest, Evan Mulroney. Thank you so much for being on our two dicks in a mic show. I am deeply, deeply on it. So happy to be here. To be this close to royalty. Stop. Oh, shut it. I won't. I'm so happy to be complimented. Somebody who understands hard-boiled egg culture as much as me. I have three in my car right now, and that's not a joke. It's not a bit. Yeah. Hey, it's hot out today. Are they cool? Are they in a cooler? Just sitting rolling around? I don't know so much to learn about. Are you serious? Of course, yeah, they're refrigerated. They're counted for. OK, good. I take care of my baby. Stop. Come on. I'm doing-- I'm in process right now. And I think on Thursday or Friday, I ate 15 eggs. Yeah. And you know what? Yes. It was mostly for a bit, but also at a certain point, I thought, how much can you go left? Are you so far? Can you go? And I felt bad. It's expensive. And you know the craziest part, too. Tell us, please. Only three weeks ago, did I go to Costco? And I bought two double dozens, we call them in my household. Double dozens. I just kind of coined that. That's 48 eggs. I bought them. Yeah, I didn't eat them all in one sitting. Well, thank God. But I did leave them in my car overnight. And then I realized in the morning, I said, fuck. I don't-- they're not in the fridge. So I went outside and I found them in there. And you know what I did? I let them chill. And I ate them. And you're damn right. I got food poisoning. Oh, you do, man. And just a quick two weeks later, these back down and a dirty baker's dozen. And dirty baker's dozen is two more than a baker's dozen. Of course. Because the math's-- that's your math. That's a French terminology. I will say there's a lot of things that I don't respect about my dad. Number one is that I had him over for breakfast one time. I'm making myself four eggs. I said, how many eggs do you want? My dad said one. Why even-- why grab a pan if you're going to eat one egg? I hope you started shaking him and said, dad, wake up. Wake up, man. One egg? It's a new day. There's so many things I'm humiliated about for my dad, but that is pretty high up there. You're going to hate me. I don't eat eggs. At all. But that's better than requesting one. OK, actually, yeah. I agree. Zero. Hard zero is better than one. Is it your money or none? Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of my mentality on life. Yeah. Too much or nothing. Yeah. Zero or a hundred. Yeah. There's no one between me. Which is-- which is-- which is also crazy, because I also believe that there's such a lack of nuance in the world. And I do mostly inhibit a grace base. Yeah. Right. Whoa. This is way more-- This is way more-- this is way more-- this is way too much. It's so interesting what's reset. You request in the world the beautiful gray areas that you live in. But with your own body, it's either 3,000 eggs or none. Yeah. Incredible. I love it. I think that's really powerful. I do want to bring up right before we started rolling. You actually have been the only person who has ever admired the DVD we have on set, which is Troy. Well, yeah. Well, first it was Charlie's Angels. But then, of course, Troy. You saw Troy. OK, tell us about-- are you into-- walk us through when you first saw Troy. Is it super awakening? Certainly. There's many. And then even more of me, like Troy, like Achilles getting in the gates of Troy, defeating my own Homo eroticism and keeping it deep in a closet. However, Troy-- the first time I saw it was right after I had my first existential crisis when I was in like fifth or sixth grade, because I smoked weed way too early. Did call the cops for myself. What? Wait. Stop. You smoked weed in fifth grade? It was six-- it was early sixth grade. So basically fifth. Oh, yeah. I got to keep my street credit right on this. And then you got-- Oh, people moving to another late bloomer. Which won't be tens of weird places to grow up in. And I can get deep into that lore. However, yes. 12 years old, I smoked weed and freaked out. And it was a lot of like, what am I? What is this? What is consciousness? How am I doing this? Who is this person in the lore? Yeah, it sucked. Your soul was starting to just be ripped from your body and I was going to help you. I said, what happened to that very charismatic, young, happy-go-lucky boy with a joy delivery unmatched to any other little terubic boy? He was dead. He was dead the minute that that hash pipe-- [LAUGHTER] Not a hash pipe. How did you even find a pipe that y'all-- Of course, it was my mother. Oh, my God. I can find a deep, deeply, hippie-rooted family. And now back to Troy. Yeah. I saw Troy and Brad Pitt delivers this line that says, 1,000 years from now, our bones will be dust. And I thought about that. And I went, fuck, man. What is it all for? Yeah. And I said, well, easy for you to say, you're a killi's man. Yeah. Everyone's going to remember you. What am I going to do? I'm from Delaware. No. And you're thinking to yourself, what is a legacy? Yeah. [LAUGHTER] And how do I get in the Odyssey? Isn't too late. At this point. Not the movie. Not the movie. For Nolan, he's a nobody. Right. No one's ever heard of the guy. This is 2006. Interstellar isn't even begun yet. It has been born. Wow. What's the point of even watching movies? It's not. We haven't even gone to space yet. That's a people. And we're old. And I was-- I remember watching that part of the movie with a friend, and I said, hey, man, you got to go. Yes. I was freaking out. I was like, I don't want to just see me like this. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I'm serious. Yeah, and I was so scared. And I think that's more me giving credit to Brad Pitt's wonderful act. Yeah, he's so-- Where you can make a 12-year-old boy go when am I living for? Oh, for sure. And I say all of this in jest, because it's famously not a very-- I think it's incredible. Oh, it gets incredible. Critically, it's not. But in the hearts of queers everywhere. I agree. I think that this is actually one of my queer awakenings as well. And what aspect of that? It's Brad Pitt with long hair. Like a little butch. Like a little butch. There's something feminine about him. Yeah. Cross over into feeling like titanic Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. A lot of lesbian awakenings. Sure. But I like that this Troy feels like one of those places, two where there's the overlap between young queer boys and young queer women. Yes. And going, oh, it's happening. Something is deeply happening. For sure. When he's on the boat and he says, take it, it's yours. And he twists that knife up. And mortality, you mean? Oh, my god. I was like, let's rock and roll. I am in fourth grade. I am chubby and I'm like I'm going. Yeah, take me. I'm saying I'll take anything. Yeah, you want it exactly? Yes, and I start crying Yeah, the movie was so Deeply embedded and also the you know him and Patrick's of course, yeah, very home all about it Very like yeah, brother. Yeah, you're my cousin, right. Oh, we all knew someone's going on Did you read that Madeline Miller's song Achilles? Yeah, I think it's beautiful. I think they kind of hinted at it a little bit But not for sure. Yeah, we could dig deeper. There's a yeah, there's that there's um I don't know if you saw the DVD extras, but there's a deleted scene where Patrick's comes up right before they storm the gates and he goes Hey, I just cleaned out. I'm ready to bottom for you. Oh, we did and they had to cut it. Of course they did for time. Damn it. That would have been I'm super clean I'm well-adjusted, I'm quite as hell He says my busses throbbing. Yeah, so listen cousin any wings out. Yeah, can we just drop this old cousin thing? Can we just fuck up all these guys? You guys I hate to bring this up But is it Bussie or Bussie because I've been saying Bussie this is for my whole life. Bussie's cool. Bussie's the French I love Bussie school. Yeah, whatever you want to do Some more French. Yeah, fuck. There's a famous last name. There's I forget who he is, but he's famous in Canada. He's a famous Frank and He his last name is Debussy and He'll do it. In fact, I learned that in Montreal. Where are we met? Yes, we did meet in Canada, cute Montreal surprisingly more French than you would think Yeah, I agree Everyone's speaking. Yeah, I remember you getting up to play and going what the hell is all these Me uncultured as fuck. Yeah going there. See I'll never show any Merced that's a play on words. I like it. You actually really saved me I was at a party where people were being kind of weird to me and really I saved me Which was very cool. Well, that's so funny. I You you approached a Olivia and I my beautiful fiance. Yeah. Hot fiance. Yeah. Let's just oh, yeah. Oh my god Oh, no, I show any pictures before. Just as tall as me. It's incredible. You guys have like a really cool aura to you. Thank you, which is like it draws it draws a young dig in. Well, that means the world to us And what really means the world to us is how visible we felt by you that night And you approached us with the same energy as like the the friendlies kid at summer camp who's like That's right. You're going to love the diving boy Check this out and the first thing you said to us Or the first thing you said to me, I think you said you two are by right and and let me was like. Yeah, yes Yes, and it's something that We've both struggled with of like just like claiming it because it's like Speaking of living in this nuanced world. Yeah, you know of Maintaining a gray area of of bisexuality. It's It's never good enough for people to say you're by because it's like what yeah, you're gay, right? That's what it means for a guy and then for a woman, of course, it's they're straight, but We felt so like Kindred spirits to you and so like you we've you you you gave us the same feeling of relief of like. Oh cool This is nice. Yeah, there's no like I have to explain myself because at JFL it's all like I got a good bit. Yes, shut the hell up. Yeah, it can save it for the stage nerd It could be tough with a lot of comedians in one place I felt very at home right away when I saw you guys. Yeah, but I also my opening line to everyone is so you're by, right? Ah, oh, and McDonald's an ordering, so you're bad You wouldn't believe how many times I'm right Yeah, and they all open up like this and go yeah, you know what that actually means a lot to me You've got so many people to come out. Yeah, before that, I was completely sure And I said no, and I never thought about it like that I have sex with a bunch of men Before this I'm deeply obsessed. I like I really you guys are you're you're so funny. I had already seen You chug a thousand eggs online doing splits doing so many things And then yeah to tall gorgeous like very obviously Kind bisexual in in front of me. I was like let's fucking dance and we did and we danced a lot you dance We danced a lot. I'm so jealous. Yeah, okay, so you go back you do whatever you want Yeah, I'm gonna leave you guys alone. I'm gonna go to stadium It's gonna be good for everybody. Yeah, I mean, and what happens about you? I was never here I was never here is the best thing that you can say in this situation No, that fucking by that fucking ass. Yeah, it's by ratio Honestly, you know what yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question. Yeah, okay. Yes. We go out of order. Yeah, I love Yeah, I love that you also read the email. We say most people nobody to read the email and then they go text me the address Also, your fiance was like who produced your podcast. I said we do Hello, hello Two cards Oh my god, thank you That's awesome. I think the only boy we've had in studio. You're the first ever man in studio Take that Joe bud. I know you wanted him. Yep. Easy. Easy slippery fell this clock is literally breaking Okay, this is my question. Yeah, ask us what is often times when I Identify bisexual. It's after the fact because they told me that and I go. Hmm. I thought something totally different but how It seems like and I know you do Every time it's employee and anywhere you go. Yeah, Rachel especially. Yeah, but like what what are those Qualification that it's like that's a by person God if I yeah, I was gonna say like it's big vibes. You can just are you talking about men or women all of it either Because you know for both of us. Yeah At the same time Rachel went by sexuals. Yes, and we weren't even in the door yet We were gonna like succeed you away. Yeah, you're height and mustache. Yeah, our both Yeah, baby bisexual. Yeah, all right cool. I'll take that. I could tell I mean Not just you two in particular, but I also when I'm doing stand-up and with Ken and I are doing our shows There will be guy girl couples and Sometimes they're straight and sometimes they're by but you can almost tell Immediately because the way that straight people interact with each other when they're going out places is inherently a little bit more performative. Yeah, I can see men who are straight when they date women feeling like Sometimes they won't like look at me In the same way where like a bisexual man a queer man a queer people we like clock each other We like see each other more. Yeah, and I'm feeling like Hey, John it's getting worse. I swear to God this clock is pro-biteration Shut up about it already. I just like I can get it. I agree. It is more of like a vibe So like and if there are there is also like a lot of times to like I can sense By men also laugh harder. Yeah, they are great laugh. They're really good laugh for us And there's like a sense of wanting to connect. I feel like there's like a way that like queer men Want to connect in a way that like a lot of times straight men are not quite doing that and so I I just open to it Fall never arrives all at once Verse the air that in the light and slowly the things you love begin to find each other A jacket meets a dress a hoodie slips beneath a blazer an old cap finds a new scarf Because you don't simply step into the season you create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall Find fall your way at Ross Welcome back fricking freck Welcome to the jungle ABC Wednesdays Abbott is back. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up And everyone's going wild. You don't think you run this school but you don't It's going great. Abbott Elementary Anything can happen in the jungle Frank guys all new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu Yeah, it is an openness and a vibe and they're hot. Yeah, queer guy girl couples are always hot Yeah, yeah Always like period. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all right. Yeah, so it's mostly just hotness and laughing. Yeah, hotness and laughing Yeah, yeah, that's no, that's that's a really great way of looking at and And the shorts I would say oh my god. I would say the size of your shorts. I'm sure it's pretty insane But I got these these are really good brand. I forget what they're called But of course it would be found them of course she has an eye for these things And um, the inseam is insane. It's great. I also I was I was complimenting your body to your fiance And she's so sweetly was like he works really hard. Oh and that made me feel so I was like Yes, she wasn't always like He struggled for a long time. It is really bad for a long time. It's not natural I would die if my wife said that - Oh my god, that's so funny. - No, that's fine dream though. As I work very hard to look average. - Yeah. - And I want people to know I'm fucking out there, chugging eggs, running marathons, like lifting. - For sure. - Low weights, but high rep count. A lot. - You have to. - If you're a attack, if your goal is hypertrophy. - And it is. - And that's the only way to get there. - That's the key to success. - When I ask, what does that word mean? - Hypertrophy means exhausting the muscle. - Got it. - Like when you're shaking. - Yeah, for sure. Not necessarily going to shaking, but going towards, yeah, I guess so. Like, you don't have to walk away shaking. - Okay, well, if I do a rep, I will walk away shake for sure. - Well good, hypertrophy won't come that hard. And that's nice. - I became a certified personal trainer in 2020. - Oh, shit. - And I only heard that word written and never said out loud before. It looks like hydropophie when you read it inside your head. - You're not inside your head, that's so funny. - That's why I feel after a night of drinking. I wake up hydropophie. (laughing) I'm so hydropophie by the way. (laughing) - Fucking hell. Okay, tell me, obviously, there's so many things that you do. You're an actor and also you've come across, you're very funny. How did you start to become this online? How did this happen? What's going on here? You're talking about the character. - I'm talking about the character. - And is it a character? Or is it just a different version of yourself? - I truly don't know. I have the lines blurred. - The lines are blurred and it's my life's work is a performance piece. (laughing) - It's amazing. - Yeah, it's quite powerful. - He works really hard. - You know what it started? - The first video I ever did with the guy that just walks up the camera was-- - It's incredible, by the way. I just want you to know what's the funniest thing I've seen on the internet. - Who can see this? - I'm actually genuinely, I found this year, what years ago now, you're so fucking good at this. - I got to brag that I met you two, Kimmy. - Yeah. - I was really fucking serious. - It's so good. - Well, thank you, that is so freaking kind. Thank you. It feels kind of undeserved, considering that it started with just like, the first one I ever did of that was, the premise was like a guy thinks Ash Wednesday is doing lines of Ash. - Polarious. - Polarious. - And then I was like, oh, that this lines up with how people like think of people that look like me, of like in this kind of like action figure, him bow like totally full of hubris. And then I was like, oh, right, yeah. This is like a set piece, my body. 'Cause I don't feel like I look like this, you know? I'm a big fat hog in my heart, and I will die a big fat hog. And I love it. - And that's what's so crazy is that in my heart, I look exactly like you. - No, no. - Like when I close my eyes, I'm expecting to open them to see your physique on me and when I don't, I'm like, that's insane. - Yeah, 'cause you got a lot of doggy. - And you know what hypertrophy means. - He's gonna say. - So dull. - Right, yeah. - I'm fucking out there every day. And then inside your heart is like a big fat, fatty, two by four. - Yeah, for sure. - Interesting. - It's still like this college football player. I played college balls, three, 10. And I forced myself to get that big. So it was like, even funnier. 'Cause then it was like this, like, oh, yeah. This is like, sure, it's getting me a free college education. But it's also kind of a bit. - Right. - So you've been using your body for laughs. - Oh my God. - For years. - Wait, what were you at three, 10, linebacker? - Oh no, God no. I was a offensive lineman. I was a center. - Oh wow. - The fellow that hikes the ball. - Yeah. - I don't mean doing so. - Very cool. - No, I don't know even know what a linebacker is. - No. - That's so cool because I know that that's face down ass up. If I remember correctly, he gets a little raunchy on the line. - Yes. - A little tickle. - Hot. - Yeah, I know. Go figure. And I mean, football's a homo erotic. - Did you know that you were queer at this point when you were in college playing football with that man's hand right on your back? - As he crosses his legs. - Yeah. (laughing) - When did I know? - It was probably, well, actually speaking of that, I remember, I think the first time I clocked myself was, again, I was 12, I was in that same room where I had a panic attack about Troy. And I remember coming across the Liza Monella special, Liza with his Z, and I remember like stopping on it and knowing she's like a gay icon at 12, and I'm watching it. And she finishes a number and I go, "Wow, that's one hell of a performer." And I went like, "Oh my God, what the hell did that mean?" Well, certainly it can't be me. I got football practice later. - Right. - And then all through college, I would say like, "Man, if it wasn't for having sex with men, I'd be so gay, I'd be so gay." And then I granted myself the grace to have sex with men when I was in Chicago and my 20s, and "What didn't you know of?" and then here we are. And then it's been just like going back to the original thesis statement of like living in this gray space and feeling seen. It was so like, what bisexual is like so nondescript and it leaves out people and it's not specific enough, but it's also not broad enough and also like hate labels and blah, blah, blah. And really recently, I've just been like, "No, it's easy, it's going to went to it." And it's also third letter. - Yeah. - You know? - I think sometimes biphobia can come from the community itself as well, for sure. - Yeah, for sure. - You're talking about bi people specifically? - Yes. - Yeah. - It was hard for me to shake, you know, of this like, well, if I'm not performing my queerness, if I'm not hooking up with men like, "How queer am I, how bisexual am I?" And it's taken a lot, it truly has taken a lot of therapy of being like, "No, it's like, it's just, it's simply who you are." And it is what you do and it's like how you spend your time and the things you consume and the people you hang out with, and it's, if it's intentional, if your identity is an intentional one, or even unintentionally. - Yeah. It's a part of who you are. - It is just who you are. - Yeah. - There's tons of unassuming queer people that it's not my personality, and it's also is a detail of my personality, that's the only thing, and it becomes pretty all consuming at times, and all like, it, I mean, really it comes back to like, "Oh boy, I hope people, I hope I'm enough for people, I hope I'm good enough for people." - Yeah. - Who would have thought a guy that looks like this is sensitive? - I know. - No, I know. - I know, isn't it this is breaking? - No, I fucking love him. - This is Biden's America. - Yeah. (laughing) - So muscular men, I didn't intend to do that. But yeah, it's been, it's been, how did we get here? - Oh, yeah. - There's been so many. - Yeah. - I do wanna know, what came first, chicken or egg, splits or knowing you were by? Great question. - Ah! - Really good question, yeah. - Back to the first time I got down in the splits, said, "Hello!" (laughing) - It was simultaneous. - That's a great question. - I can't believe you can split. - It's incredible. - Yeah, I know. - It's all around athletic, because that's more than just brute force. That's flexibility. - It's flexibility. - Your, your. - It's patience. - A well-rounded athlete. - Yeah. - Except for the whole point of part that I wasn't that good at football. (laughing) - Got okay, yeah. - That part I missed now on, I played a little bit in college, look at my, I like tape. But I think, certainly, certainly, splits came first, because it was more like, - Okay. - Using your body. - Are we gonna flexible? Can you do this? - Yeah. - Yeah, and it was like a joke. - Yeah. - It was like, oh, this is funny. - Cause it is funny. - In fact, I do it in a split. What does that sell? - Something so funny, but a man doing a split. - I don't say anyone doing a splits is for me. - That's an action. I'm gonna be laughing. - It's a reaction. I don't know if I'm laughing all the time. If I'm doing the splits from Love Island, I'm talking about if you're at a strip club. I'm not laughing. - Oh, yeah. - A match line. - I'm tipping. - I'm tipping. - Yeah. - No, there's some split in that woman to the splits too, for Lisa Navidad. - For sure. - And that's what I mean. - But that I actually, we were at Jumbo's clown realm, Christmas Eve. - Sure. - Yeah. - On a company outing. - The Christmas spirit is alive. - Company outing. - Wow. - Yeah, come on. - Love that. - That's all. - This is a Christmas party for us. - It was a Christmas party for us. - Oh, I know. - Hey, we have an LLC, all right? - No, you got some serious tax for us. - Please. - Please. - Okay, wait. So you did answer the splits, because that was kind of my biggest question of the day. - Oh, that is, yeah. It is profound. It is a profound question. - It's huge. - Yeah. And then I kept doing it. - Yeah. - It's once you discover it, then it goes like, oh, shit. - People like those. - Oh, you don't want to get burned out on it. - Yeah. - Just a minute to get some fun. - But then it'll come back around to be funny again, when almost like Love Island, Kenzie. It wasn't funny for a little bit. It was like, okay, this is getting gratuitous. - And then it came around. - It's like when SpongeBob roost his pants and then gets a laugh for it, and then he does it over and over again. - Yeah, shit. - And then that's the lesson that we all have to learn. - Yeah. - That is so powerful. - Yeah. - It really is. And power repetition. Oh, my God. Okay. You just watched that episode. - Kind of like I'm always just watching that episode. - You were sitting on that. - I'm always doing that. I think you're so funny. I think it is very cool when people claim who they are, especially like for the bisexual community. A bisexual man, you fucking, and a huge. - Just come out, guys. - A huge one. - Just do it. - It's awesome. - It's hit every camera. - Get into Rachel's, get into mine. - It's awesome. - It's awesome. - You guys are awesome. - No, that fucking rocks and you're so fucking funny. - Thank you. - And we're deeply obsessed with you. And we also know, so you're an actor. - Yes. - So Kenny is obsessed with everything that you've done, obviously. But I'm obsessed with a lot of things about him trying so hard to not just objectify you and it's really hard for me. 'Cause I shouldn't be doing that. But there's everything about-- - Do you objectify me? - Yeah, yeah, please. - Everything about your body. - No, I know you're worth it in this world. - Yeah, yeah. - You're a fucking rock. - That's why I'll be up in "Planet Fitness." - Yeah. - What planet fitness? - The purple one? - Yeah, don't. - Yeah, fuck. - I was the "Planet Fitness" guy for a second. - Okay, this is what I wanted to know. Because as-- - Oh, really? - Yeah, you're like doing real acting. Like you are really legitimate, like on-hole shows. - On really good shows. - Yeah. - It's really good stuff, but I know that along the way, you don't just end up on only murders in the building. I know that along the way, you have to do silly, stupid acting jobs. And I would like to know about some of the silly, stupid acting jobs that you have done. Or other things to stay in LA. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, right, right, right. - This is a brand new segment called "I Can't Believe I Did That." - I can't believe I did that. Well, here's another one to tie back into a queer origin story. - Yes. - Before I was out, I wanna say this was like maybe a month before, a couple of months before the pandemic. And it was definitely after I booked my first acting gig, which was Fargo, but I was still super broke. So one of my many jobs in Chicago, and I've had a bunch of jobs out here too, but was I was a go-go dancer at this place called "The Lucky Horseshoe" in Chicago, and boys town, all my Chicagoans know. We all love it. It's a great place. - I'm so glad you were able to go to answer it. - This rock. - I am too, because it was one of the most liberating experiences of my life. - Yeah, wow. - Were you in a cage or just up on us? - No, none were big enough. - Yeah, you put a cage on it. - It was a wide load, we'll look at it on stage. Remember, a wide, look at me that. - I do not let it down. - I will not let it down. - You just pro-body shave me that. - I did not do that. - I will love that. - And it was. - Are there videos of this? - No, no, that's highly prohibiting that, but you gotta go. - Leah, find a video and fly it up there. - In fact, someone just DM me who I met on my first shift, who had seen me at a show that I did in Chicago, which was about a gay bath house. It was a musical about a gay bath house called Steam Works the Musical. - Stop. - He came up to me and I was dancing. - Can you sing? - Can you sing? - I can carry a tune. - Yeah. - Fuck. - Leah. - That was great. (laughing) - Leah clips that for me. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a new inch into the show. I can carry a tune if you teach me how to sing the tune. - Okay. - And we'll leave it at that. - Okay. - Which I will. - Please don't ask me. - I will sing a man. - I will sing a man. (laughing) - I knock down every camera while I kick butt change. - I think more botches should do musicals with bisexual men. - Yeah. - What are we doing? - Chicago. - Chicago. - I was just about to say Chicago. - Chicago. - Chicago. - Yeah, I would play Roxy. - Of course. - Obviously. - Yes. - But I was a go-to dancer for maybe like, not like a handful of shifts because I had to quit because of what improv? - Of course. - The God that is, that we all must worship in Chicago. And I got up there and I shook my little ass for a bunch of horny, horny men. And I didn't know what I was doing my first shift. I remember someone paid me to dance on one of their friends. It was this woman that owned a gay bar of the street and she was like, go dance my friend here. Here's 40 bucks. - Oh great. - I was like, all right. And I was like, I was like kind of away from, he was like here, if his knee was here, I was like, what's up? - Stop. - And she like pushed behind me. She was like, go rub up on him. - Yeah. - And I was like, oh, right, right, right. - So that's what I'm supposed to do. - That's what I'm supposed to do. - Yeah, it was like a fairy godmother. - Fall never arrives all at once. Find fall your way at Ross. - Welcome back, frickin' freck. - Welcome to the jungle, ABC Wednesdays. Abbott is back. - It's gonna be the best year yet. - Thank you, now we can finally turn this up. (screaming) - And everyone's going wild. Don't think you run this school, but you don't. - It's going great. Abbott Elementary. - Anything can happen in the jungle. Freck, guys. - All new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. - Grind on him, you're like, just look at, and you did say what's up. - What's up? - What's up? - But like cool though, like a cool guy. - Cool, what's up. - And it was also like, I remember being in the locker room, smelled awful, such a gross locker room. But a lot of beautiful men also. But there are a lot of, there are straight guys. There were queer guys. There were pansexual guys. There were gay guys. And I was just one of the guys, you know. - And in a jog strap, shaking your ass. - You damn right, and getting felt up. I made a lot of money. And I didn't have the same, I had a large frame, but I didn't have the same body. And I think I would do better if I went back. 'Cause I'm better equipped. But I will say, in queer spaces, I think that there's more types of attraction in the queer world than there is in the straight world. - For sure. - You know, straight people can find themselves the only liking what they think other straight people like. And I think queer people like whatever the fuck they like. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So it's beefy, you know what I mean? There's more nuance within the hell, yeah. You know what I mean? - Yeah, exactly. - And I was doing that noise a lot when I was dancing to guys. - What's up? - Yeah, I was doing a lot of practice. It's just new to you. I really appreciate if you stop clicking. - With the wet clicking. - He's no one. - He's no one. - He's on a request in a wet click. (laughing) - Oh, not that. - That's your middle name. - Oh, great show. - He called me wet click for not to stop it. - Oh yeah. - I'm upset. - Okay, sorry. - I did wanna bring up, so your character, you have like, it's a very intense hitting on. Sometimes the person behind the camera. - Sure. - Have you been hit on like that before? Is that where you got that? - Or? (laughing) - That's such a great question. I must have in my dreams, by me. - Yeah. - I wish. - Yeah. - If you think about that, if you had a clone of yourself. - I think that's about all the time. - All the time. - I get that. - I'm very intrigued by it. I think I'd have to kill my clone. I do feel, it's funny 'cause we're so different. You would fuck your clone. - Yeah. - And then I would be too afraid of what they're thinking. I would have to kill her. - Wow. - Why don't you think it would be the same thoughts as you? - I fear that it would be the same thoughts, and she's already thinking she wants to kill me. (laughing) That's so scary. - It's scary. (laughing) - What's your sign? - I feel like a cancer. - Oh, sure. - We're both cancers. - What's your sign? - Wow, Aquarius. - Oh, fascinating. - That's my mom's an Aquarius. - Really? - January of February. - I have. - Cool. - I don't know the name, it's Kamalaure. - Are you, would you fuck your clone? Is it really asking you? - Yeah, for sure. - It's like not even a question. - Oh, yeah. - That's not even a question. - Yeah. - See what's up. - That's his sole purpose in this world. - It's yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's gonna be my fuck pup. - I'm upset, I'm upset. - I would love to just walk down the street with him and stride. I know what I'd also really like to just hug him and say, "You're a pretty good guy." - You did a good job. - That's sweet. - But then murder him too. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause, yeah. - Would you not feel guilty killing your clone? - No. - Wow, 'cause it's a part of me. - Yeah. - So no. - So you can get to do what you want. - Yeah. - I don't know how many-- - Throw choice. I can kill my clone. (laughing) - Is there a word for killing your twin? - You know how there's like-- - Murder. - Ah. - That's murder. (laughing) - Twin and clone are very different. - Yeah, that's the word. - That's just straight murder. - Sure, yeah, yeah, it's not okay. There's no weird colors inside. - What you had to do? - Yeah, I did a lot of catering. - Sure. - I did a lot of catering at weddings and some celebrity weddings. - Whoa. - And that was super fun. But I had one celebrity wedding that was very, it was up in Malibu, Cliffside. So, overlooking the ocean. - Beautiful. - And I remember I was on shrimp duty that day. - Damn, lucky. - No, I hate shrimp. So, and they knew that. I think they did it to fuck with me. - High protein low cow. - And they knew I wouldn't steal it too. 'Cause some people will steal the apps on the way out. They'll eat a couple while they're sharing 'em. - I would never. - You would. You would eat the whole tray. You would eat the whole tray of shrimp, yeah. - Well, first of all, I don't eat any meat. - Oh. You wait, your vegetarian. - The Lord continues. - You don't even eat seafood. - Nah. - What? - I'm watching Top Chef and boy, how'd he, in my start and go. - Of course, that would be pretty good. - How long have you been, how long have you been a vegetarian? - Wait, stop. No, no, no, we're talking shrimp talk. - No, the shrimp can wait. - The shrimp can wait. - How long have you been vegetarian? - Eight years. - How are you getting your protein? - Eggs, eggs only? - Bacon, I thought you were saying. (laughing) - Hey Rachel, you kinda pissed me off. (laughing) - Hey, remember that whole fucking egg shit? We're gonna, it's not a fucking bit. - It's not a fucking thing. It's really hard for me. I'm worried about the egg content. No, no, normally it's usually just like six eggs and a bunch of egg whites a day and that's one meal with other stuff. Are you doing macoon? A lot of beans. A lot of beans. I gotta be. I got a great bean place I order from. Yeah. She does. Make sure she doesn't get toots. Yeah. Great bean place. Wow. Make sure she doesn't. We have to soak the beans. Oh sure, sure, sure. Starch resistant. Yeah, for sure. Great beans. Yeah, you know what also helps with that? Eating stuff cold. Oh. Right? Eat cold. Sweep that. Eat cold. Fascinating. I'm not like over it. You know all the tricks. Final tricks. Okay. Yes, I do. Is it the place that sends you like dry beans? Yeah. Rancho Gordo. Yes. Yes. They're the best. Bonding over beans. I love them. I love the good beans. Yeah, they're really good. Good. And they have the fact. Fucking guys. The big red ones. Oh my god. Come on. Yeah. Like a stew. Yes. Yes. So I'm doing eggs obviously. I just quit dairy. And a little bit of protein shakes. A lot of peanut butter. Yeah. And just like healthy shit. Yeah. Tofu tempeh. Yeah. The mushroom steaks are great. Those are really good. Wow. Yeah. It is pretty fascinating that I can. I'm so impressed with you. But I'm getting close. I might start juicing you guys. Juicing weight. Juicing's great. I mean, it's messy as fuck. But it's great. I really just don't think I'll get to 255 and 8% body fat if I don't juice. Are you trying to get there? Not really. But it would be cool. It's always something. It's, you know, it's a vision board thing that I've never put on one and refused to put up there. I got 2027. Hello. Let's do it. Hello. He's on the juicing. Super aggressive. Incredible. No. Okay, back to shrimp talk. Oh, yeah. What happened? I was at the celebrity wedding. I'm not going to say who the wedding was for. But I will say who I was. Delete ways of it was John Travolta. I wish. I wish. Famous bisexual. Fun one. Allegedly. Allegedly. Let's not get sued. Confirmed. Right here. Confirmed by me. He framed me. He fingered me at the go-go box. Alleged. Alleged. Sorry, John. He's screwed up. He wearing that cangal hat. We all know. Oh, yeah. Stop. He is hot in that hat. I'm joking. I liked that. I was into it. And the glasses. Okay. Move over, Vin Diesel. There's a new baldy in town. That would be awesome if they just replaced Vin Diesel with John Travolta for the last past some periods. And didn't say anything. Didn't say a word. Same character. That would get me in theaters. Yeah, I'd be there. In a heart beat. Okay, so I'm at this wedding. Malibu. High class. Pure class. I have a plate of shrimp. Yeah. It stinks. It smells. It's a cocktail. Shrimp cocktail. I don't remember. It was just like shrimp. I think it was just shrimp. Shrimp cocktail. It's got to be. It had to be. Yeah. You could dunk it in. Yeah. It has to be. It has to be. Yeah. Okay. So I'm doing past apps. And my friend before me also doing shrimp. So she hits up Rashida Jones is there. Okay. We love Rashida. Of course. And I think this was back in the day when that one showed. You know what I'm talking about? Had just come out. Angie Tribeca. Angie Tribeca was just out. Great show. I was obsessed. Great show. Fantastic show. I was like, oh my god. I want to go see her. So my friend passes apps up to her and she goes shrimp cocktail. She goes, I don't eat shrimp to my friend. So my friend comes back and goes, she doesn't eat shrimp. Don't go up to her. I go fuck that. I'm going up to Rashida Jones. Of course. This is your end. So this is my ends. This is your ends. Yeah. Okay. I've got my head shot and resume up in that shrimp cocktail. Yeah. You've got to play to shrimp. I got to play to shrimp. And a dream. And a dream. So I go up to Angie Tribeca. Rashida Jones. I go, I know she's going to say no, but I was like shrimp cocktail. She goes, oh, I love shrimp. Dunks it. Eat it. Do you think you got a good shrimp? She wants. I think she. I think she needed me. I think she wants fat. She felt comfortable to eat shrimp around you. Yeah. She felt right about the other server. She was like, I like you. There was some things. Kiki. I have kept that with me forever. Because I was like, there was something about my shrimp vibe. I never told that story before. I've never told that story. I've never told that story before. I definitely still wanted to go on. And not move backwards and what not move backwards and fall back into it right I say never give up on love Keep swinging. Yeah, try and go and I say why not propose Make a mess along the way. Yeah, well so I would imagine you know when there's if there's a lot of chit chat and going on. I'm gonna assume this is This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom for 125 years Nordstrom has been part of your story The stylus who found the perfect outfit for your big interview the first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old The tomato soup you shared with your sister at the cafe. These are the moments that make Nordstrom Nordstrom Bigger small we're here for all of it celebrating 125 years with new moments still add discover it all in Nordstrom stores and at Nordstrom.com Disney plus Hulu will make your day every day. 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Oh, she wasn't into it. Don't know why We've kissed. Yeah, we've kissed a bunch. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, but it was a celebratory Yeah, it's like a congratulations on being so hot. Yeah, it's like a French thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm a boys I think that this person I would say timing could have been a thing because it sounds like they she said she was newly trans So maybe it is just give her a little time to like kind of feel more into her own space For sure and then try again Yeah, I will say you do have an obligation if you're the person who wants less Yeah, and the person who wants more was like I don't want to do this anymore because I do want more than you can give It is on you To chill it out. Yeah, and I know it's gonna be hard with the voice that you have. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but I would say it's it's sometimes easier for people to be more casual than for other people Yeah, and so if this person is expressed to you that they do want more and you want less try to flirt less Don't sit next to them on the bench and try to like keep it platonic, which there are ones I want a whole space for there's people that exist in the world that have a really hard time being platonic I'm one of them. Yeah, but it's on you to like respect that person's boundaries because they're gonna fall in love with you See my advice is to just be in a relationship with this person. Oh my god. I love that. Yeah, like open your heart to what relationship. Yeah, as in like a like a I know this person wants casual, but I'm like hey being in a relationship rocks try it like in their mind Or actually ask this person like go for it. Yeah, I think go for it. Yeah, but that's man. I love a relationship And try to keep your chemistry just to the field. I'm assuming it's soccer. Yeah, for sure And it's okay to flirt with your friends. Yeah, it just because your flirting doesn't mean you have to make it romantic Yeah, love just because it's just because you're not a flirt and don't know what's important. Yeah, it's good Flirt and don't mean squirting that's great at all. Yeah, for sure and also new merch Flirt and the equal sign with the slash through it squirting. Yeah, incredible. Maybe our next tour Wow, holy shit. Can you please help us this one? I know I was just saying I think we're done. I hate it. It's really? Yeah, all right I want to thank my guests Scanlon McKenzie. You're so good. You're very good. Thank you for being here. We appreciate you. Thanks for talking with us I've had the time of my life. We had the best time in all of what you do. How you do it? I think you both are beautiful and talented and wonderful both as people Hey, we're obsessed with you and his dice. Yeah, is there anything you want to plug specifically? I know you were just on RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah, a lot of stuff stop that train Your handle will be popped up underneath your face actually on over your face the whole time Damn, yeah, and it'll follow me because I was real dynamic right here right here Um, when's this come out? September. Oh, okay. Well my other episode of Drag Race will come out. Hell yeah. Oh shit That's amazing. So this will be come out after it release September. Yeah, it's gonna come out this Friday. That's my god Yeah, it was insane. I you know, I did that one day of judging and then they were like, hey, we have a bit You want to come back for it? And I was like, yeah, sure and then I was like the Guy with a shirt off the whole episode for the finale of this thing and they say um, and I'm watching this like Tournament happen of the you know, these world-class drag queens That we all know and love lip sync against each other for the crown of all star season 11 And then we get to the final two and um, they're like, okay, uh, awesome. That was the performance is done Evan come back stage I was like, what? And they're like, um, yep, come back stage for the you know, the last two shots and the last two shots All right, and I go back there and I get out there and the producer hands me the scepter for the winner of all stars 11 They say, all right, you're gonna hand it to both queens who don't know who it's gonna be yet. So we're gonna tape Tape both tape both, but um, you were incredible. What an honor. I know I was like Certainly you are mistaken. That's incredible. Oh, nuts. I was like what and it took everything in me not to do a bit with the baton Because I had to walk down the catwalk Yeah, all right, to ham or not to ham right Luckily, I'm made of ham. Yeah You did a complete territory. Oh my god. I'm so excited to see it. Thank you Yeah, we'll see if it meets the cut, but I would imagine that kind of I think it's baked in I think it's baked in there and um, you can cut this if you want we don't I don't know No, we love it, but I'm also an um An episode of tires do that rocks. Oh, we'll cut that. It's incredible Thank you. No, that's incredible And you're in the Odyssey. Yeah, and I'm in the Odyssey One it's like and I sing in it and I do a little number. Yeah. Yeah, I do Lies with is it in itself? I do the whole hours special. So if you guys messed it go to the Odyssey Yeah, it's rocks. I'm Rachel Scanlin Ali. I'm McKenzie good one and I am ever more go do something gay today. Bye. 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