#369 Do This to Stop Phone Addiction

[ding] [laughing] [laughing] [music] We got the chocolates! What the frick is that? We got the chocolates! Don't they do dad jokes? [cheering] We got the chocolates! Wait, there's some on the couch? Really? [laughing] Skihach, welcome back to another episode of the We Got the Chocolate's podcast. I'm Lee. I'm Skihach. I'm Gaudi, and that's Mika's over there. Hello. You have probably arrived by accident. I definitely stayed for a laugh, starting with I went for a run last week, and someone else in here went for a run on the weekend. Wasn't quite as many kilometres though, so we'll start with mine. I don't know if you've ever been this embarrassed on a run. I was just like doing the thing where you run in a straight line, and everything's going pretty well. I think it was a 13 kilometre run, so I did like halfway through it. I'd done like 7.2 kilometres. And around here, I'm not sure they're not blue tongue lizards, but they're like water dragons. I want to say, or something, like the kind of lizards that just do pop up. They frequent the West End vicinity quite a bit down there, near the water and stuff, and just make themselves sort of pretty scarce. Like if you run past them, they'll just walk out the way. Anyway, I was just in the zone, the running zone. I think they call it zone two, heart rate, or something like that. Impressive. But I don't think it is. I could never stay there, but my heart rate's pumping. It would have been like zone five. But I would have just made it like I was just sort of zoned out, just chilled out, running along. And as I looked down, there was a water dragon under my foot. I was genuinely about to step on it. It had not moved. It was just sitting there. It had blended in with the path. I hadn't noticed it. And I just muddled off and blended it with the path, but I just did see it. I was just so dead dark as I was a white. But if you're looking up, Andy Perufra was he can't say the water dragon. Yeah, so he just didn't look at it. Yeah, so I wasn't really looking where I was putting my feet. I was looking straight ahead. I keep moving forward. And then I looked down, saw that dragon. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. Trot. It was so scary looking. And obviously I didn't want to step on it. So I'm not sure what I did in what my mind told my body to do, but I somehow tried to go step over it and just succeed it in like hitting my other ankle with my foot and just tumbling off. Because I was on like a ledge next to the road where there's like a gutter and I just tumbled off the gutter onto the bitumen and like grazed or skin and everything like that. So he did. Yeah. And just complete stark and looked around and there was like 50 people seeing it, watching just like probably would have asked me if I was okay, but I obviously didn't want that conversation. So I just like forced myself to get back up and start going again and then realized that my ankle was not in great shape. So I've tried to text Rochelle saying, I just fell over. Can you come save me? And not because I didn't have my photo. I just had my watch. It just didn't send through. So I had to walk the full 7.5 kilometers home. I couldn't walk back to the office. We went to go after dinner that night. Rochelle was like, what took you so long? I was like, well, it's hard to explain. I was sort of tripped over like a dragon, but I didn't really trip over the dragon. It was like one of those wood all these things and it just scared the crap out of me. So that wasn't the best I felt at the end of a run. I'll be honest. And neither to say the worst thing about like my running is the watch sinks with your striber. And so it says like 13 kilometer run completed, but it was absolutely not completed. It was all right. It went bad halfway. Why does it think you completed? Well, because in a theory, I guess I did complete it. Did you leave it? 12 minute case for the last time. Oh, so you left it tracking your walk home? Yeah. What? I don't know. It's not a great idea. There you go. But it was so weird. I don't know why the dragon just moved. But also what were you doing running before going having to go somewhere? Because I thought it was going to take like an hour. Yeah, you're there to get for a run before you have other plans. We've got a shower. I still would have been light, but not as light. Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Right. I see the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it leads perfectly to someone else's run on the weekend, which was Micah's 100 kilometer ultra trial at Noosa. Oh, I'd say we're out of course. I'm doing a close run. It's what the winner of the game normally gets at the end of the episode. If you knew here, we do play a game at the end. Goaties got that actually. Goaties grab back today. End of new two. Don't do that with your hand. Anyway, Micah's had the run go. Yeah, good. Actually, surprisingly good. Better than previous 100 kilometer runs. So one previous. I genuinely, surprisingly good. Like felt great up until about 90 K started heading a little bit. Yeah, but it always happens with me. But genuinely great day. Really? Yeah. So what did you look like? You were cruising. Yeah, no, I genuinely, I did like a really good 10 week training block. Which I haven't really done before. And it helps. Like if you want to run a long distance, like train. Yeah. Yeah. Like it straightforward. Like the fast ball was that like if they want to ball and knock it in, you're just fast. Yeah. Probably not fast. I just like that you train straight forward because some people mix in like backwards running and stuff like that. But you weren't just just with the forward stuff. Sorry. Yep. You train straight forward. Yeah. So I don't go like side to side or like you didn't know crab walks. Yeah. No good steps like that. Yeah. Carry Okies. Okay. Right. Yeah, that's a cool theory. with this whole training thing before Marathons and whatnot. Well, you've got one in about four months, I reckon you could have time for trying. Start now. Please. He hasn't got any availabilities as birthday as coming up to run around yet though. Okay. So did you end up doing a time you were genuinely have it? Because I feel like I remember you saying you were going to do bloody 10 hours this year in break world record and stuff. What ended up actually? I've never said that. So my plan was sub 14 hours, would be like if I had a perfect day, everything went to plan. And I did 1343, perfect. Which was 60 hours faster than the last time I tried 100k. I was going to say, I thought, yeah, I would just simply remember it was like 18 or 19. 19, 30 or something. So it was genuinely 60 hours faster. Different course or same thing. Different course, like a little bit less elevation at this one, but like not not six hours worth. Right. So wait, what time of day did you, or day or night, did you end up finishing? So started at six and yeah, finished just after 730. Like genuinely, like back felt good. Had a few beers. What should the people finish? When I'm 75 hard before run or just like nice training in like a handful of beers like they know in the month lead up. So you know, I'm saying, yeah, I missed what you said at the start of that. So I don't actually. Is there any like 75 harding before? Oh, did not know. No, no, genuinely not. No, I was not asking if he did 75 part before you ran. So you know how you did the run on the way. And it's just asking you quit. So the way we, what we do with this podcast. So you are Michael. So you know he did that 100k run on the weekend. I can I should go ask the Woolworths checkout to give you 75. Okay. Yeah. I like think of like questions that I might get asked before the podcast. Like in terms of like the same that I'm doing like. They're just bringing them on and that was not one of them. So I'll let him. I was like, all right, I'm gonna just I'm gonna. Yeah, right. But then what happens in conversations is sometimes they do go off and grouped and you've got to be prepared for that. Yeah. Yeah, we all pit. We just not be. I asked me the obvious questions. Exactly as I rehearsed it in my head, would you guys wait there for? No, yeah, bit up the first main checkpoint, which I would like to bring up, which I imagine Lee would also bring up. Or maybe he doesn't want to bring up 42k. So 40k. So a marathon. What the five and a half hours? It's like the first major one where you can have like crew. So because I was the crew. Yeah, that was my first mistake. Obviously. It's a terrible terrible mistake. Between 40 and like 55k and like the two biggest climbs. And that's pretty much the main hills and the whole race. And I had like two poles that I was like, all right, I'm gonna. No, no. Don't laugh. I had poles. I'm there. I don't want to carry this. Do you want to carry the poles? The whole race before that. And so I left them with my crew who were going to beat the 40k mark. So I could use them for the two big hills. And anyway, I run in everyone's cheering through the main checkpoint. I'm like, this is awesome. I'm looking around like it. You feel like like a dog. We're like a puppy. Where there's like people over there cheering for you looking around like we're excited. And I run in and I'm like, where's my crew? Where's my crew? And I get to the end of the people look back and I just go, oh, my crew's not here. And it's like people just knew that that was that was like, yeah, I've got no idea who I was. They were like, that just make like they just knew it checks out. And so I call Carly and I'm like, Hey, Carls, like, where are you here? Oh, we're just kind of stuck up the road. Like, we can't really get her in this dirt track or whatever. And I'm I want to like give them that benefit of the day up, but I reckon it was Lee Roy Chank. I guess the good, the main thing and probably that you didn't take into considerations like you'd been running for balls at five and a half hours. It's probably not enough time for them to drive that before he goes. Yeah. Okay. You know, it's awesome. Yeah. I found out as well on the way to the checkpoint. They went to Bunnings to get two camping chairs for the city that for the him and Michelle. Also got sent to video from Carly about three hours the race of Lee and Rochelle on one catch both the sleep just snoring. Which is fine, that's fair. It's a long day, but then like wake up slightly early. Yeah, I'm going to go get your back. Good day for you. It wasn't too bad for us. I've got a late sleep in the morning. Oh, I'm like, do it the day before. Yeah. What? What? What? The KFG? I've been sleeping. Yeah. Did you? You went to the start line, didn't you? Yeah. Okay. So you at least had a new start. I watched him start and he to be fair, he was looking at a leap for those first two minutes. I was like, oh, I'd rated like, no, he's not going to need it. He's not going to need just a 40. What do you know as well? Go. Well, I didn't need it 42. So you didn't feel like that impacted your race having no crew at that point. No, it did definitely like the, yeah, not having polls there definitely cooked my legs. Stop laughing when I say polls, go to probably like all your food and water at your. You just could get stuff in without the crew. I mean, sort of just had to borrow it off other people. That's what they do. That's what they do in the Olympics. It was fine. It was fine. But like, it was a real, we're just like, we're like, singles, we make come on. What's your side of the story? How did you possibly miss the one, like your one job with five hours to repair? How did you find this? No, this is good. No, because I do want to hear because you can't have a reason. No, the funniest thing is I just at no stage, you know, sometimes I come late and I'm like, stressing about it. I'm like, okay, this is real late. This is bad. Like, not good at all. On this occasion, I was so blas-a, but just thought we had so much time because I could you do it. Well, in fairness, we didn't have a lot of time. Yeah. Like, he left at six, we needed to be there by 10 to 11. So we had to drive 30 minutes. I think it's 40 minutes. So like, but to be fair, I was not really at the forefront of organizing. Like, I don't know how many other people, biggest you had, that were options to crew, but I was very flattered by being asked. Like, I've took it quite seriously. I was like, I was a, looks like it. It's very up and about, about being asked to be a crew member. But also, I did think I have no idea how you crewed for that side of things. So I'm just going to like, whatever Kali tells me to do, I'll just do that. That was my whole play. And then Kali was deciding sort of to leave in a rival times itself. But she also didn't know that we were factoring in stopping for a camping chair. She also bought a camping chair though. But I don't think that was part of her plan. She had one in the car, but then she bought another one. I just thought it was green. I was. I looked at that story like five or six times. I just kept rebinding. It's like, what do you do it? But we had to sit, well, we wouldn't have needed to camping chair at that one. But because we were so blown away by how we missed that checkpoint, the next one we got to an air in 40 minutes early. So we definitely needed the catcher there to be first. So it did come in handy. We sat there for a long time. But the first one I have no excuse. Like my one job was to be there by when it was 42 kilometres. The road was busier than I was expecting to be honest. But when are the roads always frigging cars that there's a race on. And there was all things other frigging. I didn't know other people had crew. I see thought it was just marketing. Biggest is that a crew. I was going to say, well, why wouldn't he drive to New Zealand? He could have it early. Like I said, I thought you were going to go. I probably won't much. I should have gone there. I see without the same amount of crew at the 40. You're the Billy Pav. How many people do you reckon did the run? There was like 160 that did the 100K. How many people's crew wouldn't have met them at that first checkpoint? You are the only one. Without a doubt, like if people had crew, they were at that first one with like 100%. We then got three in a row after that. That's really hard to know. Because you didn't have enough time to go home in those gaps. They were all a bit quicker. I think Carly also felt pretty bad. She made sure that that didn't happen again. I think we actually all felt horrendous to be fair. Because the memory shop was going to have the car like, I was just wondering, I just wonder down. And then Carly had me get some loudspeaker. And he was like, yeah, yeah, I've got to go. You've missed it. And their beer show like, that sucks. I'll be honest. So I told Carly, like Carly said, well, there are 1150 or 1050. And I said, okay, I'll be off just after 11. No chance of me being there before 11. But I was rapid. He ran too quick. I got in it like quarter two. And I looked at my watch and I was like, holy hell, I am you saying, Bob. Wait, so it's your fault? No, no, it was the same. She message saying we are eight years 1045. So like, it was really close. Yeah, but also even if you were going to be there for 11, like for that kind of 40 maybe, yeah, you're early surface. You know, who you should have got to crew for? Yeah. The person that was at the aid station. Yeah, all go deep. Because if you had a set of 11, it would have been a tentacle. He would have been at the 42 K mark when you were at the start line. Don't you could also would also rather do anything else? Oh, it was a Saturday. Hey, yeah, I was super Saturday. The horse races are on. As long as I had a portable phone charger, I would have been totally fine. To be fair, there's also not reception in most of those places. And that case, I'm busy for that. Yeah. Where's my crew? He's here. He's just watching the race. Yeah, I just found the TAB. So when you were running up that hill, I like the 42 to 55 K mark. Were you like fuming? At least you were. You kind of, or no, genuinely, like I think subconsciously, I must have just known it was going to happen. Like I really think like because even still, I was kind of like giggling at moments. And I'm like, I wonder if like has Lee done this on purpose? Just like for a guy. Yeah, just like, but then if someone else asked me to be crew member, you write a reference for me? Like no, no, no, no, yeah. Probably won't be at the checkpoint. Put a great bloke. I can't imagine anyone else. You can, no, I wouldn't see. I would, you could cream me again if you wanted to, but other people will also and they take two different cars. Yeah. Yeah. Where we did. Okay. Oh, no, we don't have time. And also biggest wasn't real fond of my arm sleeping arrangement on the weekend. Holy hell, I nearly, not vomited. That's not the right word, but it made me angry. What do you mean? What do you go? What? Well, I'm going to go. So Sunday morning, I walk out of a room and like they were like up and away and I go look into the room and I'm like, oh, do you make the bed? And I look over the other ones not mad. And they're like, oh, no. Two single beds. And Michelle goes, well, Lee won't let me sleep on my own. That is preposterous back. So they're both seriously slept in the same single bed when there's two beds. And then I just said, well, why don't you just push them together? And they just went, oh, we could have done that. But also, like just sleeping a single is so great. So great. You don't have to push them together. Like that's fine. But like, like why? Why? Why? Yeah, I don't, I got that that's preposterous behavior. It's just like a, just like a, just a romantic thing on time. Is it? Yeah, I think so. You can do the romantic thing first. Then go back to your own bed. Look at this. It's a booty call in the same bedroom. You want to say, no, we're right. Back to the other single bed. Love you. I don't. What do I get it? Yeah, you did make that well done. Anyway, well done because I think that's a late stuff. That's quality. That's for sure. Sorry about the crowing stuff. See you next year. See you next year. See you next year. To the chalks. Yes. I'm done this for a while. Are you two planning something? I've never seen so much phone use in one episode. Now there's some color pictures on the docker, which for the opening for the first time. Fantastic. It's out. Right. It's so good. That's why I nailed where that jingle was straight away. Yeah, right. Paul's actually done it. It's magnificent. And we do have the, we got the chalks.com.au. Is the website and that is where Reese has left us a voice note. Get a chalks. Reese here just weighing in on the wheat big big club the chat. We think that's like goaded. But Milo, if you haven't tried Milo on your wheat big, that's like peak. You've got to put some Milo on your wheat big because you dust it on the top right. So and then obviously you have your milk in there. You put a bit of milk in because it's like Milo on top of your wheat big. And then when you finish the wheat big, you still got the milk and Milo. I like you just have a free Milo after your we think anyway, go try it. Love your work. Shit. I don't know how to end it but bye. Wait, wait, wait. Where does the discount on the products covered? Yeah, I think it's just like, you know, when you buy fuel, you just get like a snack because you pay them for the fuel. So they include the snack free basically. I think it's a similar mentality from free. You can take a chocolate and that's totally fine. Exactly. It feels that expensive at the moment. No one even knows. It's like, well, you got five chocolate bars as well, but it couldn't just be fuel. I like that from race. I think that's he definitely talked us through the specifics of how we do it. So what you do is you put the wheat bits on the bottle. How many of yours? Yeah. That's I've never tried it with my life. I used to do that heaps. I just I feel like that's just unlocked a Serious memory for me. Yeah, I just had all the time. I was a master You're my like God. Yeah huge. Yeah, I loved him. I love you. My love go. Go. Yeah, go. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and now the kids are as well. Oh, yeah, it's great. So you'd have me that too I just have a cheeky one. Yeah, just when the kids have one I might just form us over a little one I was my afternoon tea after school every single day was jam and cream Pikelets and a mile with eight teaspoons of my life. Yeah, and eight teaspoons of cream on the Pikelets. No my love on the Pikelets. Yeah, I've got it. I didn't say I did not say a word My love on ice cream. Yeah, that's exactly what I was about to say. Yes, I saw We have I saw this the other day and it reminded me of like little child of memory Yeah, a bowl of vanilla ice cream with some my love and then you stir it through The little very Christmas we consistency ice cream went when you stirred it and then teaspoon Oh, make it up tonight. We're shells out It's gonna be dinner for you, won't it? But also could you not have that if she was home? Yeah, well no, because when you find it in the grocery store next to the bread That was another great thing about childhood is when your parents just like couldn't be Fuck making dinner and they like they frame it as like this brilliant treat Oh, we're gonna have ice cream for dinner tonight. It's the greatest thing ever. Did that happen for anyone else? No, no, not once. I had that a handful of times as a kid. It was a mate. That was a great Not that it's like in like now that I'm a parent. It's like she just didn't have anything sort of for dinner Wait till you've started maven the ice cream for dinner. Oh man, every day Okay All right, we're on to week three of naming our beer slash alcohol related sports teams Hell yeah, so we've done cricket. We're so far. Do you want a little? I'd love please a highlights package I have got aelster cook uh Travis too much head and Greg blew it over the limit Wow Nice. We did the NRL last week What did yeah, yeah, I took Nathan Berry Anthony Limoncella and Jonathan first and for a beverage We all So natural progression this week we have to go to the a fill we did We ready to go I think I feel also this uh just again, I think you mentioned the uh sound the images of the sound parts We also had just with great preparation put this on the Instagram story on Friday So we have some chalky submissions beautiful and they went off should we throw them in the end? Yeah, I think that's the end Because we're like we don't want to think that like people don't we're just lazy when don't do our own stuff now we've got a strip Oh absolutely we've got them and the best ones I think maybe we'll see you're meeting our first please Megas is making a face that mean looks like he doesn't have the best ones. I Forgot about this until I reckon the rain is fully walked in here. So all of mine. Obviously it's real stretchy or four days before skin walked in here Did it skin to start giving you home? I will I think you guys just go do your I'll go I'll go three up front here. Okay, so Jack gin and tonic oven. Oh nice well done. Oh my suck. Yeah That's yeah, I had yeah Todd Forex Goldstein Good. Yeah, and then Scott Penn folds a brief Are you groups of three? I mean I'm the groups of three. Yeah, that's how it's done. I've got one or two stretchy ones to finish I've got four stretches. Yeah. Mitchell, give it. Oh, yeah. My three. No, no. It's a game with a lot of injuries. Four stretches. Four stretches. Give it to three. Okay. My three. I have bud light, Franklin. What up. Thank you. Jack Stillis Parkling won. Nice. Thank you. Zack Buddersbier. Oh, hell yeah! It's a sticky hayball reference too. Okay. I've got Stille Sida bottom. Nice. Wonderful. Yega Balm O'Meara. Yes. And Tana Brewing. Nice. Tana Brewing. Absolutely. You're good, Simon. Are you saving your slas? Well, you're right for the stretches. You're right. You're going to keep going. Yeah. Really. He's one brew-peat tree. Former Kangaroo obviously. Easy. Simon Black Russian. Yeah. The Black Russian is vodka and coke and feelings it. Yeah. And then this is way back in day. Dream of Sav Rocker. Yeah. Cab Sav Rocker. Obviously. Yeah. Okay. All right. My last three were on the stretchiest side. I believe Gary Abelette me grab the next route. Nice. That y'all did. Wayne Carey for another round. Yeah. And Darcy will not say no to one more. Oh, absolutely. I think the stretchie ones are really good. I've got two stretchie ones as well. Yeah. I'd had a couple of rego ones first. So just because then we're going to go the stretchers. So shy, a boulder. A bit of boulder. Griffin, log, car, beer. Might just finish there. Thanks. Do you want to go yours now, Michael? Yeah. Two stretches. Yeah. Sam Darcy, that beer over there. Would you mind passing it to me? Max, go on to the pub. Will you have a beer with me Ashcroft? That's just what do you mean? That's what we are doing. Nick, nice day for a beer cost. I've got a Nick day cost. I'm going to read it. Yeah. Nick day costs a fair bit at the beer these days. All right. My two stretchie ones. Matthew Pavlik's sipping suck. Lipstick. It's a killer. Yeah. I've heard it called. And then obviously, I mean, we're all calorie conscious here. Christian. I'll stick to low carb years. I'm trying to protract my calories. They could go down. It's a work of poor week for his hamstring. Oh, am I a brown low metal bed as well? Oh, that hurts so much. He'll still win it for me. Do you have stretchie ones? I've done my stretchies. You've done it. But he cut mine in half. So I did. I still have though. Yeah. No, I did seven. That's good. And I've read well six of them and go to your red wine. Okay. Well, I was like coming over for a beer. Jeremy Howgwood is one and Joe, I miss the days we used to drink heaps of beers. Really? That's my stretchie ones. That's strong. That's strong. From the chockeys. I think they put on a clinic here. So from, I think, Calum, 568 mills of beer. Nice. Mitch, the government is increasing tax on beers again. Matthew Vodka cruiser. Nice. From Playa Matthew cruiser. That was Jace. Max Gorn. Well, actually, it's Max. Where's my beer? Gone to the pub for a beer, etc, etc. There was so many. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gorn. Yeah. This one I was real happy with from Noilly, I want to say. Yeah. I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it over. That's so good. Jason Ackerman is a time to crack open a cold one. Yeah. Excellent. Rory Sloan me a couple bucks to buy beer. Wow. Nick and Josh day cause my polluter. No. And a great cocktail too. He said that one time every week. Yeah. Just that one. And Nick Watson top. Nick Watson top. Sorry. From Chris. You should have done that one. Yeah. Okay. That was Emma Watson's brother. Nick plays for the Hawks. I shouldn't have related. I'm going to check out the makes out. Yeah. Right. Skin. I think you went on a little seg here. Didn't you? That's my understanding. Oh, yeah. I do. Yeah. Yeah. It starts off on a rather somber note in sad news. Chuck Norris passed away last week at the age of 86. I believe he was. She's a great knock. Great knock. Not about effort. Can anyone tell me this might be a really dumb and disrespect. Well, I hope they're not disrespectful. But I like I've heard a lot about Chuck Norris and obviously remember him famously from Dodgeball. Yes. But like what was he originally? He's an action movie star. Okay. Yeah. No, it's a great question because he I think it would have been throughout sort of the 80s. I want to say he was a touch early potentially. Yeah, maybe. I'm sure it was. I think he was in a TV show Texas Ranger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or Texas. Yeah. Something along those lines. Like before my time. So I'm not super familiar with it either. But then obviously it was somewhat action packed and all of these jokes evolved on the internet. I maybe maybe I don't know. Maybe they're not jokes. Maybe they're facts. These they're called Chuck Norris facts that evolved on the internet starting in 2005. I think it was. I don't know why. I don't know how it came about. You've tracked that back to 2004. Yeah. Apparently. Apparently that's where they started. Is that around the time of dodgeball? No. I think the story is it was around the time. It's slightly late. I thought it's not much though. Yeah. It'd be 2007. Something something like that. Yeah. All right. Okay. But I think the story is it was around the time. It Vin Diesel did the movie The Pacifier. Yeah. Oh, which is great film. Apparently the joke started about Vin Diesel then someone started making up about Chuck Norris and they just caught on way better for whatever reason. Just went viral and became this like on going meme about Chuck Norris and his attributes. Now obviously so the jokes have been going on for quite a long time. It's not like this is any sort of original gear. Plenty of people have ever had these out before. But I thought in tribute to the late great man. It would be appropriate to compile some of my favorites. Oh, so you've just got some gold for it around the pie. I hope so. I will say dodgeball 2004. Yeah, that's a misread. Oh yeah, I was pretty confident too anyway to clarify his role in dodgeball was like fairly on 48 Like Give it all I would say monomer Is there been a more people role in a movie ever? Well, it's over dodgeball quite on the counter three. Oh hold on now. Thank you Thank you You say what are you ready? Oh hold on it has to be the there's only what You can dodge your ranch you can dodge a ball More than one yeah, it's got to be the year in one, isn't it? No, I reckon it's the one where it's the three necessary for me to treat my wife where he's in the gym Oh, yeah, let me count you in for them Three two one you call that a sit-up You know, yeah I mean, that is not Hate all the obvious I'm not hate them, but like you're a more niche guy Yeah, like the ones we add an extra 20 pounds of the scales in the ladies locker room You've got some real this is why that game two baby roots and an apple I never worked I like no one super quotes Me shirts anyway, so skin truckers you out of yeah, so Chuck Norris facts when Chuck Norris was born He drove his mother home from the hospital I said you've had a moment for but god think we did like your mom jokes I think I've got I think I've got some I'd never heard before so hopefully you have an eye But this one's probably not it chucked but just to give a taste Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra After a week of unbearable pain the cobra did eventually die Good good Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird Yeah Oh, they said no shut up What he down Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam on land See that's good. Yeah Jesus did do that So you believe the Chuck Norris one Cardi oh, I'm just joking. He's obviously joking When Chuck Norris does push up. He's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the earth down. Yeah Chuck Norris once made a happy meal cry What do these what do these exist? Chuck Norris built Rome in one day Yeah, but it's Rome was built in a day. Yeah, but yeah One day an 11 year old came up to Chuck Norris and asked him for an autograph and Chuck said When I was your age I was already 12 That's good Real happy with that Could I take you to a kind of a hypothetical not entirely Very very niche one from one of our listeners, but then excuse pledging We're doing the whisper Relations hypothetically made equations went in the whisper speculation Appraisations Good song actually he's great song it is great song apparently loved the gear the Beach boys really yeah Yeah, I loved it couldn't get enough of it What are they doing these days of that? I can't imagine a whole heap of them is still with us No, I don't think so yeah, yeah, that's a shame great song We are I'll get to for you actually I just thought of this one. Do you guys play the free hit game Like when you go on walks and you see those I think officially they actually stand for fire hydrant potentially like it's fh Little sign on the ground and it's like yellow and it's got fh on it which I've always the grown up believing is free hit So if I was walking with my mates at uni stand on it whack him right I now play it with Michelle So they're more like love types obviously in a single bed I I would fire one and then step on it bang free hit do you play that girl? Do you feel like it's a lot of your alley? It's absolutely couldn't be further from my alley so the other side of the ref at X Kathleen's I'd be like free hidden people no some an adult yeah, I did that But yeah, we know what I was nine. It was awesome. Yeah, oh you did it when you're nine Yeah, yeah, punchbugs and stuff like that. Yeah, but it gets a punchbugs like a Volkswagen or spotter. Yeah, yellow cars. Yeah, oh that's stuff See when I was nine don't get about you you say that but then also if I went to walk out of the room right now to get Say my headphones you would hide That is a wonderful point. Yeah, you're an adult, but you're also a child. Yeah. Yeah. What is the line for you? That is a great question Maybe I'm just against physical violence. That's true. Yeah, it's never been your thing. No, it hasn't Okay, I love my questions wasted on you then because I was trying to settle a debate where I feel like when we go for a walk There's a lot of them the reason I thought about this is because I'd like I kind of knew they weren't free hit signs Like I assume that's not what they were installed But I didn't know what they did and then today the five brigade news true Why is it why is it hitting somebody? What's that? It's like god dude. He's attaching a host idiot also I don't like yeah There couldn't have been more fire trucks called to three straights away from us Like in West End today. How many fire trucks? I'm not driving there was five. There are five at two police cars I think three police cars the third police car drove in as the second one was driving out because they'd all realized There was fucking nothing there So five brigade went out and put out the fire which was a barbecue like a webber with a kettle Oh, I see webbers don't catch the light mate. No, we were looking. I mean you could just see the smoke coming off And we looked up and you could yeah, you could see the the guy just with a kettle a kettle pouring the water on the The kettle five fire trucks over. It's walked upstairs grab the kettle In a apartment building. Yeah, call out fee. I reckon Oh really? Yeah, there'd be like a thousand or call out fee. I reckon I think by I think they're by the legislation or reckon they have to go out there like a fight if they're if the fire Oh, yeah, I wasn't down and yeah, yeah, but more you're talking more the more pure volume of them. Oh, no, not even like it's like I'm yeah like fire spread pretty quick Like get her off to send it multiple. I guess I don't really know how Rather be over prepared the none of the Like if it was an apartment building on fire and one fire I said would you rather he's good to got a kettle that he's loved well. That's an inferno But you want to just start pouring in my 10 on it Sorry, I don't have a water bottle. Oh, shit. Oh, it's getting a fill in that give us a minute Yes, I don't we're not advocating for them to change the rules But there is something comical about seeing five fire trucks there and they're turning around and there's like next to no fire And it's pulled out with a kettle is like you can't not yeah to have a chocolate that was it would yeah It was pretty funny. There's like 20 on five. Five is there all just like sort of twiddling their thumbs The same thing where was it was very weird Anyway, I'm not sure how to turn that it that's not really hypothetical which I played the jingle for my hypothetical was with the free Hi, yes, are you allowed to if you are playing this game? Hypothetically obviously we don't because we're adults But I've always been of the belief that you can launch of similar to saving a six in critiquit You can launch from the fire hydrant Sign the free hit sign and if you as long as you hit them before you hit the ground that's play on Worst or shell is very much of the opinion that foot has to be attached to the sign wrong You can launch But if your foot touches the ground before you hit they have to hit you back. That's fair I've just always played this so differently and never cared about I don't like this isn't even a question I just like I stand on one and then Like we can continue walking for all I care I can take two or three more steps But I have a punch that I can do like you take two or three more steps So that's like half an hour pass That's the next sign and it's like go to your most chip in no Couldn't count off anything. Yeah, well, I'm gonna keep playing my rules. Right. Yeah, no play mine. It's a wonderful game I should like your rule anyway, Megas listen a question to you long time listener Semi from the fox. This is a long time listener semi frequent insta responder first time on the contact us page Thanks for updating us about that. It's wonderful Well, I actually genuinely enjoy when people say first time or actually probably enjoy it more when people say like third time Yeah, seven or four or four anytime route. Yeah, I like those stats I wanted to let you know that Sydney domestic airport must have heard mickers as a recent story on the pod as they've placed Vending machines allowing you to purchase undies as you get off Happy to shoot the photo through to instant damn love you So make it the question that he finishes with is would you in that situation have Yes from eventually is that a hypothetical not really oh, yeah, I guess is that not the easiest question if you shit your pants You walk past a venue machine for 25 back. I probably a bit more do I get 24 bucks you're taking a pair of undies You've got poo in your pants and let's hop on a fly. I'm paying for my other undies back like in the We were talking before a bit hair like we don't want to embarrass ourselves in public like that's why that story of Me true beer the water dragon hurts image. So if you get off the plane and you run to You can be normal. - You've got the right. - You're supposed to be. - It's about reward and dragon. (laughing) - Wait, so everyone knows what you're doing. - They don't. - They don't, no. Mate, you can walk, it's like, if someone shits their pants, but everyone around is gonna assume that that person's shits their pants. - But, yes, if they're an eventimish in, maybe they'll have a suspicion. - If they're an eventimish in, you want sure if we sit on their box. - You want to be able to. - Yeah, okay, well then. - Yeah, this smidge shits on my pants didn't really help. - I think if you bought it, like, no one's really looking. They don't even know it's an eventimish in. - They do, there's only some. - No, I said that, but I will pass a lot of eventimish in without looking at them. - Yeah, because they're ones that have got like peanut M and M's, not underwear too. - Do they? (laughing) - They might be. - He's putting his peanuts in these and Janem. - But, no, oh yes. Like, I love it, that's a thing. - That's it. - It is a, it's a thing. - See, it needs to mess together. - Well, so, yeah, I'm really surprised. That is a thing. - Doesn't the vending machine also need pants? - Yeah, true. - It wasn't your undoes that were necessary. - You know what he said, pants then. Well, I can think of it. - Do you remember that the sims, the sims laughing in the side? - When he's doing the standup comedy, you know what I'm saying? It's like, don't you hate pants? And he's wearing the itchy pants and throws the pants on stage. - Is this one of those quotes that no one's gonna know? - Oh my God, it's a fucking huge walkie-man. (laughing) - I'm so fucking out. - I was kidding, go. Like, you know, the event is like this. - I don't even remember what I was doing. - I don't know why you were laughing. - You were laughing. - You were saying something so like, you didn't even have the vending machine also have pants off his pitch in the vending machine. (laughing) - The vending machine wearing pants. - Hey, they wear them. - I don't know. - They have a belt. - They have a belt as well. - Have you got leg holes in them? - I don't know. - What size? - It's a. - So if you had someone that's brilliant. - Okay, if you're a 30-footer, you're a 34. - What are you 34? - That's better than both hypotheticals. - A vending machine is then. - Okay, a 64. - Oh, new Ned's video. - We have to guess the inches of a vending machine. - Oh. - I think it's like 250 seats. - What? - Really? - We're around the vending machine. - Which they do. - It's gonna go the full way. - Yeah, full way. - It's almost as simple as the front. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, double. - Yeah, that's double. - It's a triple-hundred-y. - Nah. - We know it's a. - I reckon it's. - It's gotta be 250. - I didn't say it's a buck 50, 150 inches. - Nah, more than that. - I'm going a bit more than a meter. - A bit more than a meter, which is roughly 30 inches. - Oh no. - Even that's a bit. - A 236. - That's large. - Yeah, it might be the 200s. - I reckon there'd be companies that make pairs that big. - Well, many machines. - 200 inches. - Yeah, have you seen some people fall? - I've seen some people fall. - What skin mayors is we don't want naked vending machines. - Yeah. (laughing) - Right, yeah. We're grabbing my bag again. And I think we've got a jingle. - We do, who, actually. - I'm excited. - I haven't heard this, obviously. - No, well, I. Oh, wait, let me look at this. - Look at the calocodermac. - Oh, I think we're gonna see. - Here we go. (upbeat music) - Nice. ♪ 'Cause it takes us so long ♪ ♪ Just to figure out where we're gonna play ♪ ♪ We will start the game ♪ ♪ But because we'll lead us astray ♪ ♪ As long as it always means ♪ ♪ It's just another codeys grab band ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ - That's awesome. - Wow. - The bangles. - That was so good. - Yeah. - That just happened. - Wait, did you record that? - Well, we had. - Probably wasn't us. - While you were walking in here. - Yeah. (laughing) - Is it bad to get my trouble, yeah, that's good. - Where do these jokes get to stop being funny? I'm just standing by. Why do I find that so funny? It's at my expense. - Yeah, it's better off. - That is fair. - Anyway, Jigge was good. That's Paul again. - Really solid. Really so. So, this game is based on. I've had enough of taking the piss out of Mitch's walkings. - Thank you. - Yeah. - All right. - No, no. - You did it one second ago. - I've grown past that. - We got a few. - You didn't add up. - Yeah, I mean add up. We got a few Spotify comments based on something you said last week about knowing what a raw chicken look like. - Oh, no. - I do. - So what I. - This is going. - What I thought is, I'm going to test your guys culinary knowledge. - Oh, no. - All right, so back in a win for me. - Thank you. - So I have five meals slash dishes, something. All you have to do is write down the primary ingredient. - That's sure. - This is not good. Really bad. - This is, I'm intrigued. You've been on a heater with these games. - That's nice. - Very good. - All righty, number one. - What's this game called? Go just grab it. - Obviously. - Yeah, sorry. - It's got a done with it. - Yeah. - All right. Do you want the jingle again? - No, I'm good. - All right. Number one, Musaka. - No, fuck. - I don't even know what that is. Isn't it in the fucking line, King? (laughing) - That's a brother, Musaka. - Oh, that's no what's King does. (laughing) - Yeah, and his second guy's a Musaka. (laughing) - No, we're going past that. - Oh, yeah. - Musaka. - Musaka. (sighs) - Can anyone tell me what quiz he is? - No, that is a guy. - I can, I can, I reckon. And obviously this is no points, but it's great, right? - Could be. - Oh, fuck me, King is. - Oh, just shows. - I can no idea. - Oh, I've got it. - I really thought I was going to win this. - The main, the main. - I won, yeah. Pretty much what you think of when you seeing what you've got. - Oh, yeah. You ever found a worthy, don't know how to spell it at all. - I've got one for you. - Is it really sad? - No, I don't want the recipe. - I just want one ingredient. - One. - Yeah, the main ingredient. - The main ingredient, yeah. - Not the whole thing, yeah. - I don't want a teaspoon of cumin. - Do I get fat? (laughs) - A teaspoon of cumin. - Got salt and pepper written down. - Yeah, not good. - Good. - Okay. - All right. Who do you want to reveal? - You can roll a real, same time. - Oh, actually, now I'm scratching that. Sorry, yeah. Someone else revealed before me. - Okay, I put lamb and I was going to write sissy. - Fuck. Potato. - I've gone eggplant. - It is eggplant. - Yeah. - That is one of the great life-changers. - What was your initial tomato? - It's potato even in eggplant. - Oh, you can't be, but eggplant is a part. - Yeah, that, yeah, that. - Is it nice, then, my fuzz off? - Yeah, yeah, it's an apple. - It's like vegan lasagna, basically. - Oh, that's what I'm saying. - It's a good thing. - But it's said if you've just got meat in an office like that. - All right, eggplant. - Number two. - Mournay. - Not of the moral variety. - The hell is Mournay? - I've never heard of Mournay. - I'll give you a clue. It's a two-way recipe. - Oh, that's a good thing. - I've heard of Mournay. It's a top of sauce. - Oh. - Well, that's it. - Scratch my hands. - Yeah. - So the answer isn't seafood or tuna. - Yeah, that's the same word that got this much of those bits. - Yeah. - I did have tuna written down. - Yeah. - But now I've gone to. - I don't even know. - I'm so bad at this. - I was always aware of that. - You know that, me too. - Okay, that's fair. - A particular fixture. - This is the thing. - Which is a call of game, which is a Korean eggplant fixture. - It's a fixed. - I love that. - Good fixture. - Let's revenge on the fixture. - I hope we get the buy at some point. - Yeah. - Because I'm humming. - Egg. - Egg. - Interesting. I've gone butter. - I was going to go egg with that. I thought that was too close to eggplants. I went tomato. - The answer is cheese. - That actually makes so much sense. I feel like that was gettable. - Yeah. - These are all very getable. - Okay. - Yeah. - But from the shops. - Have a look. We're seeing when you find them. - Alrighty. - That's all just a couple of bloody. - Yeah, be simple. Emergency. - Alrighty. - That got called. - Alrighty. - For the kettle. - Maryland. - What? Isn't that just a place? - I thought they were at the top of the chicken. - Maryland. - This is Maryland. - Maryland. - Maryland. - M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D. - You're not trying to say, "Merry had a little land." - Damn it. You've got mine. - Oh. - Merry. - I've, again, never heard of it. Oh, I literally know what this is. I had a guess today. - Can you reveal, please? - Chicken. - It's actually the top of salt. - I said lamb. - It's fucking chicken. - Is it real? - Yeah. - Maryland. - Oh my, is that the brand? - It's the leg and the thigh. - Oh yeah, I do know that. - Damn it. - What do you do to it? - I mean, you just cook it, but that's the cut. It's a chicken, Maryland. - What? - What? - Did you get that right? - Apparently. - I knew you changed your mind. - I can't let it go. - I even kicked you under the table. You were probably-- - Holy hell. - I got kicked under the table. I thought it was because I said lamb. - Yeah. Also, why would you kick him under the table and then expect him to know that it's chicken? Because he said chicken. - Oh. - You're an idiot. - Yeah. - And the door was a chicken for somebody else that I thought it was lamb. - There's something. - Really? - That guy. - That is perverse cheating. Make it make sense. - It's the temp to cheating. - And Mr. - I'm sorry, mate. - All righty. - Well, you some of you just need to get this. - If Skinger-- - This is Rides. - Okay. - All righty. - It's been a long episode. - That's pretty fun. - POM Fritz. - Oh, nice. - I like this. - Never heard of it. - Because I've probably seen you have heard of that. - POM Fritz. - POM Fritz. - The man ingredient is English people. - POM Fritz. - POM Fritz. I don't know what that is. I've never heard that. I-- - I beg to differ. You can't have not heard that. - What about POM Fritz? - Yeah, POM Fritz, they're everywhere. We've got videos about POM Fritz. - POM Fritz. Can I say potato? - If I'm thinking of the right thing, you can say whatever you want. - Right, right, whatever you want, damn. I'm real bad. - Yeah, I'm looking at a fresh hotel. - I'm a fresh hotel. - Um. This is a time out tonight. It's getting there. Yeah, three two one reveal carrot well done potato potato it is Say can I write potato twice? That's what I was thinking Obviously that could cause it was wrong the first time And skin is the winner congratulations It's an impump for it just a fraud. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, friends. Yeah Like steak tripped on unskin I think that gives you the lead by the Joe daddy point skin Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's disappointing you can't be commenting about cheating anymore I guess we deal with a little kick under the table and I'm just trying to get him to catch up My because you've been given too many points in this journey Well, it's hard to get you when you go. There's nothing one thing that'll reach you from there You're looking around the room at hats. Yeah, that wasn't gonna help. I wasn't mighty ingredient this Book You're in for next Someone will read it next. Yeah Hopefully it's a good one No, no, no internet Tell you what it's lucky we didn't do the remember the old if you both don't get more than half I get a point for that because you guys cumulatively there out of three Once that three Eight twelve you guys got four out of 12 then yeah, but they were ridiculous No one was getting any of them. I got three of the four. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. No one but skin was getting any Half of them were meat-related things that he got Well, I certainly would know that anyway. Oh wait you're in for next. Yes. This is from TMZ the American But essentially obviously the zoo of some description anyway Grillers prefer perform oral sex at the Bronx Zoo humans horrified and then someone's commented. I hope they perform feel good ink next How's it going feel good Yes Yeah, that'll be three weeks I'm thought of the grillers for long time. No, who has good no great song. No, it's stinger. What? Yeah, I've a ride it you reckon hunch Yeah, it's one of those one of those buddy songs the skin hasn't heard I just waiting Probably notice on just say it weddings that Remember to get out and have a chin rag with a few of your mates this week if you are doing that you are absolutely getting the chocolate We'll speak to you again this time next week and as always good luck in the future. That's dumps Summer is well and truly over boys and there is no better time to pick up some chocks win to gear than right now That's right my little schnuckens snuggles up in my chocks wet shirt all the time So you know it's the comfiest on the market, but I'm more into the not so smart casual type of apparel So we've got your caps t-shirts short sorted as well. Yeah good skin now quick master does socks and slides That is master if ever I've heard it. 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