351 - Hame Reveals the Biggest Prize in the Showcase
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The episode blends humor and education, starting with a conversation about skincare ingredients—AHAs for exfoliation, BHAs for oily skin, and peptides for sensitive skin—before shifting to the announcement of a major new prize for *Price Is Correct*: a half-scale Porsche 964 Cabriolet, a high-performance, drift-ready vehicle priced at $22,000. The hosts then explore a surprise "Bucks Weekend" prank involving a guest kidnapping, showcasing the fun and evolving nature of personal celebrations. A deep dive into a new home reveals a futuristic bathroom with two robot toilets, each featuring smart features like app-controlled warmth and air extraction. The episode also features a listener’s submission for a game show-style segment where contestants guess the cause of a stain based on a remedy. A central mystery unfolds around a double tanker truck with Scotch finger branding, which is revealed to transport flowers from Picton to bakeries in Queensland. Through collaboration with a supplier, the show confirms the truck is part of a shared logistics partnership, with both brands contributing to the branding and logistics. The episode concludes with a celebration of curiosity, community, and the joy of solving real-world puzzles, reinforcing the show’s spirit of inquiry and humor.
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Ahoi to me, A-H-A's, Hamish.
We're skincare ingredients, mate.
That's a something that goes in skincare.
Is it an alpha hydroxy acid?
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Wow, my wife.
>> I thought it might have been in there.
>> Is it skincare?
>> Did you have it as well?
>> Not at all.
>> I take care of it.
>> The key active ingredient in some of go-to skincare is finance products.
>> Well, let's see how Keene does.
Because Keene get all three acronyms.
>> Yeah, this would be huge.
This would be supposed to be a husband shoe, if I could go as well.
>> Ahoi to me, A-H-A's, Dan.
>> Ahoi.
>> A peptide hydroxy acid?
>> No.
>> Ahoi.
>> Ahoi hydroxy acids.
>> Okay, yep.
>> And then I'm a B-H-A's.
>> Ada?
>> He's got it.
>> But I mean, no worries.
There's some other crazy ones that, we're not crazy ones.
But other ones I'd be proud of knowing in a group.
>> I think you are best for surface-level exfoliation.
>> Thank you.
>> Jack, you are good for sensitive skin.
>> Mm-hm.
>> The sensitive little boy.
>> And I'm best for oily and congested skin.
That is the three working ingredients there.
Ahoi also to Grace.
She went to HamishTowney.com.
Let's know what she's been doing.
>> Thanks, Ahoi.
>> Ahoi, boys.
Just on my honeymoon with my now husband,
he's just popped off to the bathroom as he loves to do.
>> Mm-hm.
>> I just want to let you know that we tried and tested.
Here comes the hot stepper of me walking down the aisle.
And when I say we, I mean me and my best friend,
my husband is completely unaware and let me tell you,
the look on his face was well worth it.
So if it is still an option, Andy, I say go for it.
>> It's a good time.
>> Anyway, yeah, as we walked down, everyone laughed.
And now people are just saying like is this the song of a wedding?
Is this the song you do?
Is this the song that you walked down to?
So yeah, that's a little review from me.
So Hamish, thank you so much for letting me have the best
song to walk down to.
I owe you my life.
>> Wow, wow, wow, wow.
>> You're redeeming the phone.
>> Good on it.
>> Damn good song.
>> Gee, I'd be surprised if Beck runs with the hot stepper of me.
>> It's just a quest, it's the surprises all.
>> Yeah. >> It's crossed, big is crossed.
>> I'd smile, I'd be happy with her.
>> Yeah, that wouldn't offend me.
I think it would, and wouldn't be as surprised, obviously.
>> It's a song locked in, yes.
>> Yep.
>> What's still floating in the air?
Any decisions?
Can we still help or are we done?
>> Good question, I'm helping.
How are helping here?
It did not go well.
>> Yeah.
You know what hasn't just been, it's been ignored.
And it's a bit like what we're going into.
It's like on the actual day that what we're doing,
like the actual ceremony who's speaking all those things at order.
But don't worry about that, because we've got our own thing to worry about,
which we haven't worked out anything for,
which is the price is correct, our game show that day.
>> But your winning is sooner than the end of the year.
>> True, true, but again, that's what gets one out.
>> Well, I just feel that we could brainstorm that now
and get zero across the line, but we could possibly make great inroads
into getting our game show together.
>> That's true.
>> Awesome.
>> Covered at 730 Sunday night slot on YouTube
is when it's dropping, so that's pretty cool
for the price is correct, featuring the tip in point.
>> We should say it's going to be on YouTube,
obviously the Sunday after we film it.
We're just going to be the end of the year.
>> Yeah.
>> So get excited, but you still got time to do other bits and pieces before then.
>> I think we know the date, isn't it the 17th of November?
Sunday the 17th of November 730.
>> Oh, time on Sunday on YouTube.
Jack, you promised us.
>> No, it's not that.
>> No.
>> What is it?
>> Maybe 17 November is the day we record it.
>> Okay.
>> And then it comes, is that a Tuesday?
And then we put it out on Sunday night.
>> What's good stuff?
>> This is great stuff.
>> Thank God we're out on department here.
Like, we don't have someone from a network doing,
playing this back to us going.
Was this you guys trying to promote the show?
>> Yeah, right.
Twenty second.
Twenty nine.
What instead of we can't guess it, you guys told us.
Twenty nine.
Great.
>> Yes, to edit it.
>> Just to round out and off.
>> To edit the sweet of crowd reactions that we're going to get.
Because we don't live in cameras.
Good, the edit is, we'll be relieved.
Twenty nine, 730, Sunday night, don't miss it.
>> If you watch YouTube off your TV,
there's a lot of people do.
Get it serviced on Friday.
>> Yeah.
>> Like, just get it ready for the weekend.
Because it's going to be a big.
>> Jack, I was shocked when you said you've got the song.
I totally expected us to go.
You promised us a song and you give me an excuse
as to why you haven't done it.
>> Well, don't, stop calling it a song.
It's the theme music.
It's only going 16 seconds.
So a song would be three minutes.
Because I've watched a lot of game show themes.
And there's not a lot of lyrics.
>> No.
>> It's actually mostly music.
>> I can't pick a music.
>> Actually, a game show that has lyrics.
There's an announcer really over the music, isn't it?
>> Yes.
Like, sail of the century.
You wouldn't say it's a lyric.
>> Yeah.
If it was lyrics and music by two different people,
the lyrics guy would prepare himself for a tough discussion.
But the music person to go, I don't think we should be doing 50, 50.
>> Yeah.
And if, yeah, I mean, we didn't go to Pete Smith,
who did do sailor's century and go,
do you remember all the lyrics?
Because it was just one line.
>> Yeah.
>> So I've actually distilled, I wrote way more.
And then distilled this down and go and thought,
we can't just be standing around.
Like, if it's the camera's on us or if it's on the logo,
we can't just sit there for a minute while we listen to the theme song.
>> Yeah, which is the story of the price is correct.
So it's very small, but I think it packs a punch.
Are you ready? >> Okay, yeah.
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♫ The only game show on the internet ♫
♫ Where you can win big or go home ♫
♫ Dripping wet ♫
♫ Come on through ♫
♫ The price is correct ♫
>> Over to you guys. >> That's really good.
>> That's just really good.
>> Yeah, that's right. >> Just waiting for it to say.
Featuring the tipping point doesn't need that at the end.
>> We can put that in. >> We know that we can though.
>> We'll get lies and stuff.
She does actually paid voice over work.
So she does stuff where it sounds, it's about like, you know,
night time sleep paid or something.
Like, she's got a very professional.
>> Oh, she's got a huge range.
>> Okay, great. >> Well, I'll be coming here quickly
and just see if you can, we'll play it again.
>> Yeah, and just go over that line over there.
>> Do I have one line?
>> Just do a live one for us.
>> Featuring the tipping point.
>> Okay, live. >> That's what we'd like.
>> Yes, in your time, it just feel the timing.
>> In your best game show type voice.
Because, how do you think that you're like?
>> No, I'm just saying,
just do you want to do a quick rehearsal cold without the backing?
Like, yeah, it would be your game show voice if you were hired.
>> Oh, no, I want to hear the music.
>> Surprise, okay.
Do you want us to point you in?
Or do you want to feel it? >> Yeah, I point you in.
>> Okay, okay.
♫ The yummy game show on the internet ♫
♫ Where you can win big or go home ♫
♪ Come trip them wet ♪
♪ Come on through the prices correct ♪
- Featured in a tipping point.
- Time is a bit late.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I was waiting for a point. - But did you say a tipping point?
- A tipping point? - Like you said, tipping point,
which is the real game show.
- That is an, that's gonna be a legal non-jewel for us.
- Oh god, oh god. - That's okay, life brilliant, that's, so that's, we've got that recorded now, so we can just play that out.
And then, what will happen? - But she said tipping point.
- I'm pretty sure you said that. - We've got to say tip in point.
- Unless, who hosts the tipping point? Is it Todd Bridge?
- Yeah, unless we get him then coming off the back going, no, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't reach in the tip in point.
- I'll defend his own game show. - I'll text him.
- She's wrong. - Oh, I'll correct you all that, it's the tip in point.
- Yeah, no, Travis, we need to be able to go like that.
- Now we can further and further away from the big explosive moment and start on game show.
- I'll never remember this all before we just, before we'll describe this now.
- I jacked one tiny lyric clean up, twice then I heard, maybe because this is just like once you hear something, you can't unhear it.
- Yeah. - Sounds like saying the yummy game show.
- Yeah, I feel that as well. - Did you hear that?
- Yeah, when you first did that. - The yummy game show.
- I'd say the only game show in the game, yeah, a bit of an unciation, I haven't heard it yet.
- I haven't listened because I heard yummy.
- Let's do one more time and then lies you singing to get it all again.
- Try not to get it all again, yeah.
♪ The only game show on the internet where you can win big or go home, trip them wet, come on through, the price is correct ♪
- Beaturing that tip in point. - That was spot on.
- Wow. - Wow, that's really good.
- Yeah, spot on. - And then you go, 20 speed hot on the mic.
- And then you just put it hot on the mic.
- Yeah, it's fine. - It's fine.
- Then it would be a pause and then the electric drums would kick back in, dig-dding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
- And then we're supposed to finish it. - I think we're supposed to finish it.
- Yeah, I come out and oh, here we go.
Okay, brilliant, thanks lies.
Hey, you also said you're going to reveal another prize today, as if the vibe isn't
high enough.
I want to reveal, I think it's about time, because we've had some fun ones revealed.
We've had the table tennis robot, we've had the heavy t-shirts, very heavy t-shirts.
Yes, we've had, that's right, we've had water, water, pour, pour, pour, pour, pour.
Yep.
What are we, they're getting bigger than that?
Is it your biggest?
Yes.
Is it the biggest?
Wow.
You ready?
You ready?
Got the list.
It's a new car, I'm not shitting you, it's an action car, I bought a friggin car, I bought
a friggin car, I bought a friggin car, I bought a friggin car, I bought a friggin car.
What kind of car did you buy?
A exactly one half scale Porsche 964 Cabrielae, Jr.
It takes one person who has an electric engine, you kind of poke out the top, you might have
seen them on Instagram, they're made in China, it's kind of a juice of a Porsche.
Can it fit an adult?
One adult.
And you just drive it on the road.
What do you mean, I don't know, you're saying it like we all know what it is, I've never seen
it.
Maybe it's just my own rhythm, maybe it's just my own rhythm.
It's $22,000.
Oh, I love it.
It's sick.
And then made for drifting, they can go 80k an hour.
That is epic.
Look at it.
It's just so dangerous for that thing to go 80k an hour.
No, it's not.
No, if you don't, you don't.
The center of gravity on the man is like he's almost tipping out of the side of the car.
That's the tip out point.
It basically looks like a Mario Kart, but it's the same dimensions as you see Mario in
his car.
It is, it's a beautiful, like $99, that $99 is Porsche.
He's a beauty.
She's a classic car.
Don't know what year that's modeled on, but this is not, I repeat, not a kid's car.
This thing, an actual Porsche, the 964 is very similar to the 911.
They are 4.25 meters long.
And this is 2.2.
So it's barely a half scale Porsche.
How much?
That takes one person.
20, I think it was about 22.
22 grand.
22 grand.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I think it has landed.
We are customers, but it's been here for a week or two, so I think we're good.
Amazing.
Love it.
All right.
Well, again, we've got 110 kilos, can take a driver height of up to 190, and you and I
are a little bit above that, but I think that's going to be fine.
Well, you've got to drive it out on the show, surely.
Oh, yeah, Jack, that's the thing that made me excited, especially on that studio floor.
Like you're just ripping donuts on that thing, like just squealing around.
It's made for drifting.
Watch out for the car.
Guys, it's a new car.
It's a freaking Porsche.
Well, homestane.com, if you want a chance to be in the audience, the excitement of having
to do 12 or to 20 generic reactions is a draw card, but I think the great car is even
better.
I think if we were just hooning around in the behind the cameras, people would just be
cheering at the car, and like that's how you get your audience reactions.
Awesome.
A couple of weeks ago, we were talking about your Bucks Day, your Bucks Weekend, which
was a lot of fun.
And the beginning of the plan for your Bucks Weekend was to kidnap you as is tradition.
Now, this was your brother's biggest desire, just so you know, so he's the best man.
Cam from the outset, when we had no idea what the Bucks Weekend was going to be, it was
like, we must kidnap him.
Yeah, he did.
That's the prize.
I asked him that.
Why'd you go with the surprise, he goes, you just like being control of things.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, fair enough.
So that's the weird thing like that too.
On one hand, we're trying to give you the best weekend of your life, but on the other
hand, it's like also, you know, in parallel with you.
Yeah.
Cam got great joy out of Carlton, your team was playing in a final that night, and he got
great joy out of going, Andy thinks he's going to the ground to watch his team play.
But we're going to kidnap him.
It is also funny when you're doing a Bucks for a 45 year old, as opposed to a 25 year
old.
Yeah.
You know, like kidnap him, chain him to a pole, shave his head, all that stuff's good hijinks
in your 20s.
Yes.
But there was an element of like, anyway, but I was very glad we did the kidnapping.
It is funny.
You say that because of the lead up, a mate of mine goes, so your Bucks, I thought it was
obviously a different weekend, and he goes, he's worried, you're like, you know, they're
going to shave you, you're like, and they're going to like, that figure, they're going
to step you to a roundabout naked, I'm like, I think so.
I think that feels like what you do.
I know it's your first marriage, but that's the funny thing, like we're actually entering
the period where people say, and have their second marriage.
Andy's sort of having his first marriage in the second marriage window, where you don't,
where you have a significantly different Bucks.
Yeah.
He turns it down.
Anyway, we're all there.
We mentioned a couple of weeks on the show how we sort of did the surprise.
The idea was to bring your, the builder that's, you know, building your new home, your
Bucks place at the moment, what he's like in on it, we all go on to sight.
We all travel to basically the depths of the earth, like the basement of your home.
Yes.
Of your home and we're waiting to surprise you.
Then after that happened, because of course you're there with like 25 of your friends,
you're like, well, guys, do you want to have a little tour through the house?
Now a little tour is very hard because it's like, you wouldn't use that word to describe
the tour.
You know, you'd have a small tour of the Simpson desert.
Well, we will have to just pick a few bits to see because it's quite a spectacular.
Well, I mean, I was excited to show you the house and my friends because you don't get
access to, this is a weird thing about building is you're not allowed to go like you actually
sign over the house to, I was like, I can't take people in on the weekend or anything.
It's like, they're in in charge of it.
It's their insurance and then they hand it back here.
Yes.
And it's a building site still as we're walking through it.
Yeah.
For that.
Had dress, clothes, trays, shoes and things like that.
No.
It was a quick tour.
Quick tour.
But I realized, Andy, because you know, you let little bits and pieces out on this show
and you let a little bit out on Instagram.
But then there is some stuff that I'm like, we've got to go to the door to Malajak.
You know.
I'm asking this.
I asked him.
I think so.
But there's some things we see with our own eyes that go, I said to, I said to Luke, after
I said, you did Hamish chat to you and he said, yes.
Oh, yeah.
And he said he goes, oh, you know, they may have more things for the podcast.
Well, Jack, I was interested in the bathroom.
The bathroom is a beautiful suburb of the house.
The master bathroom is one of, it's this beautiful suburb.
Yeah.
The jackpot, he's actually, it was me and Jack, and you'd be able to look, we were
looking in the bathroom, the master bathroom, like, look, all the way, you can, you can just
see the back wall.
Like, it's in the distance.
But you can see it.
Not that big.
And there's a massive kind of shower complex zone down there.
And then, then kind of like right up the other end, you where the door is, there was some,
it looked like there's no more tiling and kind of pipes coming out of the wall.
And Jack, honestly, it was like, are there two showers in here?
Because after you have your first shower down there, by the time you get up here, you
do it again.
And it's time to have another shower.
Like, it's the other end of the day.
But it wasn't another shower.
No, it was a toilet.
And I was like, what's with all this?
Is it being zoned for toilet?
He goes, oh yeah, he's getting a robot toilet.
Yes.
And I went, he's the one that I've seen absolutely adamant about.
Well, it's actually the two things because you're getting two robot toilets on.
Yes.
So I'm getting one for guests.
And then one for me.
That is actually nice to think you're a guest.
This is, and you got to see this toilet, guys.
So you've used toilet Japanese, is it one of those?
It might happen on that brand because they look at to me that looks a little bit, they
look like eggs, like an alien eggs a bit.
I didn't like the look of those, but it's got similar features.
It's got.
We took an higher end, lower end.
It's higher end.
How's it going?
What do you mean?
Then a toilet.
Then a Japanese toilet.
I mean, we're washing, like it does both, you've got to have ones and two toilet.
That's efficient.
Although if there was ever a house to have separate toilets for ones and two, it's just
your beard.
So same end.
Same end of town.
Same end of town.
Same end of town.
Same end of town.
Top end of town.
The expensive toilet.
It's kind of two you can get.
I kind of remember the brand I've gone with, but they don't look as fancy in their
dresses.
I guess what?
This is the best part.
Don't tell me you do a full dress rehearsal.
No, you don't get a full dress rehearsal.
I would expect that.
You don't get a full dress rehearsal.
But you go into the sperm bank.
But just to, you know, close.
Yeah, to play in a head to keep a dress.
Who in there?
To close the door.
It was like, you know, we did take any of the sperm bank many years ago on radio in that
moment of like, all right, we'll see you in a bit.
Like we all know what's going on.
But do you go and do a live?
No, you'd expect it for that money.
You don't, you don't get to do one live, but you do get to sit and, and see.
But do you get to put your cheeks on it?
Yeah.
Or not.
I sat down and I, but I didn't roll my pants.
I mean, it's a toilet.
Why not?
Well, because you're in a, I mean, Ian S.
Don't you want to feel the sprays and stuff?
I'm on the display floor of Ian S.
And so they should, well, you know, there might be, you know, like a lovely English tap
looking across at me.
Just getting sprayed.
I'm not sure if that's what she had.
So I don't even know what if that jets to.
sharp fear in us. You want to lie to Spray? You know what it tastes like? Otherwise you're
sitting on something. I don't think you need to try out normal toilets because we all
know what they feel like. But if this is intimate relationship, you're going to have with
this toilet. Speaking to your jet power, there are numerous settings you can ramp it up
all our life. I know you have a customizable one, but I mean to be able to make a call
on it. Yeah. And it senses where it can spot. You can spot the spot. It does not have
data. It does not have data detection technology. It's spot the spot. It has a camera. I don't
know how to do it. How does it spot it? How does it spot it? How does it spot it? I don't
think you're making this up. All I'm saying is that if it has a camera, it's not a camera.
I don't need to camera. What is it? It's radar. He doesn't have a little nose. He doesn't
smell great, but this is it. This is it. He's the best feature. It's got a fan in the
bowl. Extraction. Extract a fan. So smells aren't going out and out. They leave. It's
so bad, so if you create a good enough space to the grid day, you just get a compressed
tube of methane that you can burn a fuel. If you'd like to be completely wet, zero. But
that is so good. Thank you. So if you can get a good enough seal, which most of us do when
we sit down, the smells are going straight out through the fan, extracting ink backing
through toilet and outside. Nothing is hanging around. But what about the magical V between
the legs? You were sealing that up. That's your only worry. But if you've got a fan that's
extracting, it's pulling that air in. It's less likely to go up through the middle. So you don't
have to close your legs and create a perfect seal. No, no, no, no. Because it's like that. But I like to let lips in a coquaddle. You could get trapped in your toilet. But Beck has said she didn't want these
tots. And I said, you've asked for so many different things, tiles that are expensive that I don't understand that are coming from Portugal and all these weird things.
I just give me this. It was my non-negotiable. I want one of the fancy toilets. There's an app for it, him. There's an app. I did ask. So maybe it does have a camera.
I did ask whether you can get on the app. Well, you can do your own targeting. Why ask? Does it measure your health? Like, could it, does it
sample? And they said, no, and I'll tell you tell the owners. That's a good idea. That'd be a good idea that they can, it can tell you
how healthy you are off your app. But you can, you can pre-warm. You see it on the way in through your app. This is the
most anti-leafing in the world. A pre-washable going, I'm not in the window yet. But I sense one coming. And I will pre-warm.
I actually don't mind the sensation of a cold. So I'm not a pre-warm. The, the warm art to me always feels like
someone else has just sat in it. So I don't get used to it. My prediction is you'll come around. I'll come around.
Yeah. Well, anyway, look. What are you going to say? The guests toilet. Yeah.
Could I come around just to use that or is that weird to knock on the door and say, I'd be happy for you to, Jack, but not just once.
I don't know in the area every time he wants to go to the Lou. I don't need you. A lot of pressure on that.
A lot of pressure on that visit, Jack, because you have to time it again. You have to time it perfectly.
Yeah. We've talked about it before on the show, you know, the idea of a window, like, you know, the window opens
where you're like, okay, I do need to have a window. Your body tells you. And then your body goes, all right.
He's not going to do it now. So they just, it's hard to stop telling you. I think if you, if you reject
the offer, that's your body offering, we're ready. And if you reject that offer, you cannot resummon that state.
That's fine. The most frustrating parts of your day where you're like, well, now I have time. I can't summon it back up.
And your body kind of knows as well when you're out and about. And it doesn't open the window where you're
like running errands. So I couldn't just drop in the andies. I don't think inside a window. So I'd
have to come, I think for a couple of hours to get comfortable. Yeah, that's fine.
Once a year, would we give away on the show? Someone gets to come to your house and use the floor.
That's it. I've seconded. Yeah. Sure. Okay. There'll be a contest next year.
Didn't agree to it. I was just going to go, no, no, no, like it's all right. It's all right, Kyle's got an instructor fan on the
inside. If you didn't agree to it, I was just going to add it to the prize list for the prize is correct.
And just surprise you on the day. It's a free dump. All right, all right. Where is this?
Been a while since we've played this guy's, but I got an absolute ripper sent in to me,
Atlanta, my side events on the emails. So we're going to play it again.
I mean, when you do recurring segments, you only do recurring segments because you're enjoying them,
right? You know, they die out. They just usually die of natural causes. Sometimes if it's getting
a bit old or a fact itself went to the bushes and you never see it again, sometimes it can very
publicly finish like special skills. But over the course of the segment's life, it's fair to look
out and go, we've had our ups, we've had our downs, the ups out way the downs. And so that's why
it sticks around. I have never not enjoyed this. And I'm not good at it. And I don't have fond memories
of being like, oh man, I'm the best at this game. Just I think it boggles my mind that somehow
there's still stains out there that haven't been addressed yet because they're always different.
Or I thought there'd be a one one method fixes all, but it's so specific to the method.
Miss, of course, as I head home from hockey are late on a Monday night, having just one
the grand final yesterday guys. I'm very good. No, happy. When you played in the grand final
yesterday. Yeah. Well done, man. Great. You can score any goals scored one. Yeah. Well done.
Thank you. I'm Patrick. And what a day. You know, you win your granny. You're driving own
favorite stain removal scenes on the game. But it doesn't get much better than that. It doesn't
jacket. And it allows me to turn it into a game show, they should probably do. Their show is just
someone rings up names the stain. She tells you how to get rid of it. Yep. We beep out the person
naming the stain. You guys have to guess what the stain is. What's trying to get out of just
from the remedy. Let's start. I mean, this is the one that got sent in, which I think's incredible.
Let's start with the the caller with the redacted puns. I got a tick's message here from Aaron.
I'm in a water pipe. Yeah. How can I get rid of the black residue? Thanks. Baron.
The best way to remove it is to use is the purple alcohol.
Sorry. Water pipe is doing something like a bong.
Is that well? That's your gesture. I'm it. I'm it. Jack. That's my guess. It's like a sheeshah,
which is a wonderful, you know, and you might be interested in that one. If you have a switch
mode, it sounds like in the maybe there's like a resin in the in the bowl. I'll guess something
like hearing water pipe and black residue to me is some sort of mold. Okay. So mold around a
pipe here is the first remedy. If you take a satay stick and wrap a piece of cotton wall around
the end of it and bind it with cotton and if it's a nice purple alcohol, it will remove the mark. What
she's basically describing is creating a mini torch that like people would use when an angry mob
storms a couple of rituals in torch. So you take a skewer. Yes. Yeah. And wrap cotton wall around
the end. And then she had to tie cotton around that and then dip it in alcohol. Yeah. I think that
lends itself to my theory that it's small. And you're sticky with bog. Sheeshah. Water pipe.
A water pipe on like a coffee machine. Let's have a listen without it redacted. This is the answer.
I smoke marijuana with tobacco in a water pipe. In a bomb. Thanks. I cannot believe that. I retire. I retire. I would never leave that on this.
That is amazing. What I particularly like is the the main host trying to avoid saying the word
bog. And then just get out of here. We have one more bit. In a bomb. Thanks. It is a scan for another word.
Not it comes to him. It's sort of a centralized air and water combustion system. It's a bomb.
Never. I don't think we've ever had exactly the right edge. Well done. And we've got time for
just one more quick one then. I'll never touch those highs again. It's incredible. I'm looking back
back. I'm looking forward to watching myself back when you said it going, don't give away the
game, but I cannot believe in my hand. I cannot believe he's
pleased. I think you would have been
for Salami because he made me think like we've got the game wrong or that wasn't the time
for you.
Yeah.
I've got the game right.
This is what we do.
Yeah.
No.
Well done.
Great player.
Uh, here is the, uh, the next one.
I've got a, uh, a question about, um, but I'll vote so getting my boat ready for some
fishing and it's got a lot of, um, in the actual, um, and what you thought up around
it, you know, you want to go first, Jack, oh, I'm trying to, yeah, so he goes in the outdoor,
so it's something that can be both in and outdoors.
Good clue.
Let's just go like the cushion, the seat cushions that are out exposed to weather.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
And do you know what the stain might be or fish heads, fish heads, Dave.
Silly.
Silly.
Yeah.
I've got to, I think do I go the steel here and go?
I think it's probably mold in the outdoor cushions.
Okay.
That's more likely than fish head stains.
Yes.
I will see.
But I also, but there's a chance he got nervous on the radio and instead of saying outboard
motor, he set outdoor motor.
And so maybe it's some kind of like, it's a stain in the outboard.
Okay.
Let's have a listen.
Don't use a high pressure hose no matter what you do.
Well, that's what I was going to do.
No, it's the worst thing you can do, it actually pushes the spore into it so it grows
again faster.
It's mold.
Spore.
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you know exactly what item has the mold?
Is it the awning?
It's not exactly mold, but you guys are there.
It's in the ballpark.
Let's hear the last clue.
Go to the hardware store and go to the swimming pool section and you'll see all these
bottles that say, "Alge aside."
You need to find any of the algae sides that contain copper sulfate.
Contain it.
And then all you need to do is fix two tablespoons of that into a bucket of water and sweep it over
and then do nothing.
You don't hose it off.
You don't sweep it off.
You just leave it there.
A couple of days later it blows away by itself and the residue inhibits regrowth.
I mean, so it's algae.
Jack, you want to go, "I'll go, I'll guess like a wooden seat."
Yep.
And Hame.
I mean, it blows away by itself.
You're going to go with algae.
I mean, is it just algae on the outside of the boat?
Let's have a listen, Jack.
I've got a question about outdoor carpet on boats.
There's some ice moss in the outdoor carpet.
Moss on carpets.
I think it's close to algae.
I mean, Hamey gets the win today.
The bong was just obviously the highs, the highs.
It was maybe even risky to play another one after it.
Yeah.
Well, I genuinely think that anyone that does have outdoor carpet or stuff else, that's
a good tip.
Yeah.
Do not touch it.
Do not.
Do not.
Do you do not?
No, I pressure hose.
It's the worst thing you can do.
To be honest, I rate a high pressure hose as a one-size-fits-all solution, as much as the
next guy, but it would not have occurred to me.
High pressure hose moss from a carpets.
That is a man that wants his high pressure hose.
Gentlemen, always get excited when something lands on your side of the fence when you're
here, the emails, that warrants investigation, and you can tell, you know, something's been
brought to me by Lauren, and she's written in game, look, her husband and I have got
a debate raging in their family.
They're not on opposite sides, they're just, there's a mystery that's popped up in their
life.
They were driving from UCASL to Sydney.
On the M1, they see a strange vehicle.
Okay.
How strange.
Like it's like one of those recumbent bikes or is it like, it'll sound, it'll sound normal
and then it'll get stranger.
Okay.
They saw a vehicle you would describe as a petrol tanker.
So we all know what a petrol tanker looks like, big semi-trailer, kind of, you know,
big engine and then like that pressurized tank, huge and spherical tank on the back of
it.
Yes.
Carrying large, a sausage of metal.
Yeah.
And you were pressurized.
You assume there's a liquid in it, normally, on the most part, don't you?
Yep.
Yep.
I mean, usually it's reserved for, yeah, fuel or chemicals.
Yeah.
Sometimes milk, you can get milk used, a milk truck.
This tanker was a double.
It was a road train tanker, a double tanker.
Okay.
So we're talking, it was in there, a heck of a lot of something.
And I haven't even started on the weird vehicle.
(laughter)
All right, slightly exciting vehicle to see.
It's a double, it's a double tanker road train.
Not, not totally unusual on a road trip, but still an exciting spot.
This isn't exciting for you.
You don't see them around the city.
No.
This particular double tanker that has like, you know, a lot of like, hoses and things
like that, like, you know, attachments and things at the back is branded arnets.
Okay.
There's pictures on the side of what I believe to be, because if Lauren snapped a photo,
I believe it to be a Scotch finger, sort of some photographic of it.
Wow.
All the biscuits I thought would need could be a teddy bear, could be a teddy bear, could be a teddy bear.
But again, both, like, so you think it could be wheat in there or something?
You don't put wheat in there, mate.
You don't, it's got hoses.
So this is the debate that's, that's raging in her house all between her husband and
her.
What was it?
What is in there?
Now, what does arnets have that requires, like, what liquid form?
A crème.
I immediately went to, yeah, the crème.
Maybe a crème.
Yeah.
Well, no, not in the Scotch finger, obviously, but they could be, it's a crème filling.
Yeah.
Like, the Kingston, the Kingston filling, is there a basic cream that they make?
She has full of cream.
I don't think so.
And it can't be like a liquid version of the dough, can it?
No.
No.
No.
But it could be a fine grain.
I think they, you, don't they use hoses for fine grains, they suck them in, suck them
out?
I wonder if, what's the red on barbecue shapes and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just full of the red stuff.
Do you reckon it's full of the seasoning?
Right.
I imagine that.
Two tankers worth of seasoning.
The other thing is there, there's to be no security vehicle around it, which I find
in the market.
Because these things just cruising along the M1 completely unguarded.
Yeah.
So if it was the Kingston filling, you'd sort of go to yourself.
Remember, ando, when we were in Guatemala, for gap year, back in the day, having a little
bit of a problem in Guatemala at the time.
This still could be having it where, um, fuel trucks were getting pinched, yeah, from
by, held up, ass, ass, rascals, yeah, held up at, fuel rascals, traffic lights.
Yeah.
And so every truck you saw had someone sitting in the shotgun seat with a shotgun, with
an active shotgun.
Well, like, ah, they're doing, they're actually doing the seat.
They're doing the seat.
Shotgun seat.
Yeah.
So the tanker might have had one of those anchors, but you can't see it because it's from
behind the picture.
So there's a, you could see it, it's here and there's a fellow with a shotgun in the
front seat.
Yeah.
I just don't know.
It's got to be something internal.
And I feel like it's got to be something where you develop it at one lab and you take
it to another lab.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm, I'm with Lauren.
And I was like, okay, you've, you've come to the right show.
This is exactly the kind of thing we're curious about.
Yeah.
Well, as you guys may remember last year, we did, we, we, we made friends with Arnold's.
Yes.
Um, they came on board.
But I think just to give us free biscuits for Kongon, but we still had some numbers.
We've done a little bit of, um, done a little bit of digging here.
Kali has got us the chief supply chain officer now.
Wow.
Wow.
What have we got a picture of here?
If not one of the links of the supply chain.
Wow.
This guy's got to know about it.
Tim Morgan from Arnold's team.
Welcome.
Welcome.
How are you?
Tim.
How are you guys?
Great to, great to come on the show.
Yeah.
Are you your questions, well, first of all, are you, is it classified or can you answer
the questions?
Yeah.
Unfortunately, it's not classified.
I mean, we can make it classified, but it's, it's actually not classified and it's not
a secret.
Okay.
I think it's actually, I look at a photo of the truck that you saw or did you, did you
thought it on him?
Yeah.
One in Kali.
Kali's done.
I'll take credit.
But at least, can we just take a moment that Haynes actually, normally he would just
read that out and go, oh, well, that's one for a mystery.
Or he'd actually like, oh, we should get the guy.
Yeah.
It's the surprise.
I'm trying to do it.
Really?
You're trying to be giving me a win-end here.
It's just two parts more than I, it's my usual spiritual.
So the end is really riding on Tim here, if you can answer it or not, Tim.
Now, I feel like you could.
I mean, you could.
So Tim, do you recognise that truck?
I recognise the truck.
How many of those designers have in its fleet, the double tankers?
Well, you know, we actually don't own the truck.
It's actually enough.
One of our suppliers, our flower supplier, actually, Allied Piticle, it would have been a partner
for a long time.
They own the truck, and they move and some of our ingredients around.
So that's just, it's flower.
It's flower.
Yeah, it's flower from Picton and New South Wales, and they ship it up to Virginia, bakery,
and Queensland.
Do they charge you for the Arnit's branding on the side of it, this big huge billboard
that goes around?
You know, they're putting your, I mean, can I put Arnits on Marka?
Like if you're going to put Arnits on your car if you don't work for Arnits?
This is a collaboration.
If you would have collaborated with us, we can, I'm sure we can come up with something
fancy for you.
Hey, Jack's interested.
Jack's interested.
That is a word.
fondle. How many biscuits are we talking? So, could you imagine driving around in a big
tinted jacket for the right price? So, just flour. And so, what the hoses and stuff, are they
to suck in the flour out to make sure it all comes out? Yeah, funny, funny process. What we do
is we pressurise it. So, we have a leg compressor pressurises it and it shoots the flour into our
flour silos. Now, this has only got 48 tonnes in it. So, we use one of these trucks every single
day of the week in Queensland. And every day you make 48 tonnes worth of biscuits out of that?
Absolutely. And that's just one of the bakeries. We got multiple bakeries at school, so.
A lot of biscuits. We're using a fair beer. Could it last question here? So, did the wheat company
paint, did they paint the sign on with their own money as a kind of a way to, I'm not going to say
suck up, but the kind of a way to say thanks for all the business. What did you pay for the signage
to go on the truck? We did it together. Now, partnership between the two companies, we did it
together. Yeah, but someone would have had to sign, like, you didn't both pay the invoice.
If I was thinking fast, the first time I would have done it together. Well, you can't get rid of
this now. We're paying the bloody truck. Who do you think paid the invoice, chicken they did?
Because they would have had to get the guy to their side. Well, it's like a wrap, right? But if you
look at the look at the first tank, I'm not sure if you can see that in the photo, but the first
tank's actually all about Allied. The second tank is actually about Arnits. So, you know, we sort of
share that we share the love and the double tanker. Yeah, beauty mate. All right, team, thank you.
We've stood out now, Roger. And I hope this is provided a lot of clarity for everyone listening.
Cheers mate. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandie podcast will return next week.
Catch up or contribute at hamishnandie.com.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The episode explores skincare ingredients, identifying AHAs, BHAs, and peptides as key exfoliants for different skin types.
A new prize for the game show *Price Is Correct* is revealed
The hosts discuss a surprise "Bucks Weekend" prank involving kidnapping a guest, highlighting humor and the evolving nature of wedding traditions.
A detailed bathroom reveal in a new home features two robot toilets—one for guests, one for the owner—with advanced features like app-controlled warm settings and air extraction.
A listener’s email submission introduces a “stain removal” game show segment, where participants guess the cause of a stain from a remedy.
A mystery arises involving a branded double tanker truck with Scotch finger branding, leading to a discovery that it transports flower from Picton to bakeries.
The show confirms the truck is a collaboration between the flower supplier Allied Piticle and Arnit’s, with shared branding and logistics.
The team resolves the mystery through research, emphasizing curiosity, collaboration, and the joy of solving real-life oddities.
Summary:
The episode blends humor and education, starting with a conversation about skincare ingredients—AHAs for exfoliation, BHAs for oily skin, and peptides for sensitive skin—before shifting to the announcement of a major new prize for *Price Is Correct*: a half-scale Porsche 964 Cabriolet, a high-performance, drift-ready vehicle priced at $22,000. The hosts then explore a surprise "Bucks Weekend" prank involving a guest kidnapping, showcasing the fun and evolving nature of personal celebrations. A deep dive into a new home reveals a futuristic bathroom with two robot toilets, each featuring smart features like app-controlled warmth and air extraction.
The episode also features a listener’s submission for a game show-style segment where contestants guess the cause of a stain based on a remedy. A central mystery unfolds around a double tanker truck with Scotch finger branding, which is revealed to transport flowers from Picton to bakeries in Queensland. Through collaboration with a supplier, the show confirms the truck is part of a shared logistics partnership, with both brands contributing to the branding and logistics.
The episode concludes with a celebration of curiosity, community, and the joy of solving real-world puzzles, reinforcing the show’s spirit of inquiry and humor.
FAQs
The three main skincare ingredients discussed are alpha hydroxy acids (AHA's), beta hydroxy acids (BHA's), and peptides. AHAs are best for surface-level exfoliation, BHAs are good for sensitive skin, and peptides are ideal for oily and congested skin.
The theme song is 'The only game show on the internet where you can win big or go home, dripping wet, come on through, the price is correct'.
The prize is a half-scale Porsche 964 Cabriolet, which costs $22,000 and is designed for drifting and can reach speeds of up to 80kph.
The surprise prize is a 'kidnapping' experience where the guest is taken to their home's basement, where they discover a robot toilet for guests and a personal one for the host.
The correct term is 'tip in point', which is the real game show featured in the segment. This was clarified after a discussion about the correct wording.
Mold on outdoor cushions or boat surfaces is removed using copper sulfate, which is mixed with water and then swept over the area. The residue naturally blows away after a couple of days and prevents regrowth.
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