32% Chance of Perfection | Son of a Boy Dad #399

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Welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast this episode, this comes out tomorrow, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. All right. It is May 6th. It is 320 p.m. And we were here live from HQ 3. Welcome back. How are we doing? Everybody? Yeah. Because in 8 hours or so, we're back log in a bunch of episodes because of the travel next week or the week after we've both. We both do. You've got that. And then I've got Ireland. I was trying to cover, I was trying to cover for you, make it my my absence, but no, it's a shared absence. Shared absence. I'm also going to be away, but it just happened to be workout very well for me. Where are you going? Oh, I'm going to be in Atlanta. Oh, shit. Actually, I don't know how to do a live show or no, maybe that's the week before. That's next week. So, yeah. That'll be sick. That'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. I'm excited to that, Atlanta. I got offered today by Janks to do a fish week in Florence, Italy. Oh, wow. Really? He says there are a lot of fish out there. Yeah. In Florence? Yep. Really. A lot of fish in Florence. Interesting. I didn't know that. It was in Florence. Really? Yeah. Oh, you're asleep. That's where all the prime fishing is. Yeah, it must be. I mean, maybe. What do you like? Rivers or what? Tuscany. Yeah. Tuscany. Probably rivers. Someers time. Some beautiful. And then he said we could hunt rabbits out there as well. He wanted to offer us Florence in the fall. We hunt them with dogs. Do we hunt them with dogs? The rabbits, yes. And double barrel trot guns. Oh, shit. So, for when they jump into the air, you have to catch them out of the air. Well, who was good at shooting, remember the rabbit? When we did clay shooting, we shot the rabbit that was running along the ground. Yeah. Probably Ron. Sash. It was definitely you, too. I was terrible at it. I was terrible at it, too. The only one that I did well on was the last time I went. Yeah. Yeah. You were good at it. When they had the detonators on the back of all the clays, that they were just pressing every time. Pull. I just remember that two piece that I got. Think about it every day. I was a good one. It was so nice. It was sick. It was. Yeah. The two piece. Just like bop, bop. They're mad at doing that with a rabbit. And you're wearing like a Jeff Cap in Tuscany, like in the godfather when Michael's on the run. Yeah. That would be so nice. Yeah. I mean, I get fired up when I do that in like a video game, like in real life, you're like damn. That was sick. Like I could end someone. Yeah. Well, I don't think about it in that way, of course. You kind of had like a Dan Bilzerian strut to you after that. There's a live shooting locally and told one of the cops to give you his gun. Give me your gun. Give me your gun. Give me your gun. I'll handle it. Do you guys have a shotgun in the back? Why would we have that? Do you know about Dan Bilzerian doing that? I heard about that. Yeah. That was in when there was the Vegas shirt. Yeah. Yes. He was like nearby and he was like yelling at a cop. I think he was being filmed too. I think he had like a live streamer with him. 100%. He was getting there. Yeah. Give me your gun. And they were like, get the fuck out of you, man. Trying to do our jobs, like the most important day of our job is ever. And we got you just yapping in our years. Backseat quarterback. Yeah. Backseat driving guy who just he doesn't even know what's going on. Like he has no. Which way are they? They're this way. Refed on anything. I'm just going to start shooting at random windows, open and nail the guy. There's no like earpiece. There's no kind of problems with anybody. Nothing. Just firing into the air. Just raw instincts. Yeah. That would have never happened in Turkey. Where do they have the weddings where they fire off hand guns into the air right after the wedding? I don't know. Probably. Syria. Syria. Got to be Syria. Iraq. That's a little scary. Someone told me once that people get killed from the bullets falling from the sky and landing on people, but that's actually a heavily debated thing. I wonder if that's true. Is that a myth? Can we look that up? I was just going to say I'm pretty sure myth busters did a whole episode on it. Okay. That nobody. What do you mean? Like if you shoot a bullet right up in the air, we'll come right back down. Oh, of course not. The slightest angle would change that. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to not come down straight on top of you, but that doesn't mean like you have to be perfect. But it doesn't kill someone if they if it hit them. Look at this. If they tell data shows that about 32% of people struck by falling bullets in celebratory gunfire incidents die. Well, that's the fatality rate. I would that makes sense to me. But the other like the other people that are getting hit, even if they don't die, they're still probably getting fucked up, but they're not at the party. It's like out of sight. Not a bunch of off of them, 68% of people are at the party. Yeah. There's somewhere else. They're like, is the safest place to be? It's like the eye of the storm. It's the safest place to be right next to the gunman who's firing off into the air. Most victims are hit on top of the head. That's also probably a nice. Nice way to go. Sprat, best case. And to your skull like a bank, the perfect couple just being thrown very high. Yeah. No slash. Ten at the Olympics. Yeah. That's a pretty, I guess, scary way to go. But Okay, then my question also would be, you know, these are such dumb questions and I need your help, right? From the physics of it, like the rotation of the earth. The bullets are not leaving the atmosphere I presume. No. I doubt it. So does that mean therefore that if you shoot a bullet straight up into the air as the earth, I mean, it's not, how long does it take for it to come back down? Obviously, that depends on like the caliber of the weapon and the strength and stuff like that, right? I mean, yeah, if you're shooting it straight up, like the caliber of the, or I guess what kind of gun you're using would probably determine how high I think is more the caliber of the man. Exactly. As far as the caliber of the man shooting it, I'm practicing this. I understand that this is really stupid of me. I was never good at science, but you shoot it straight up in the air. Your, the earth doesn't rotate and enough time such that the next town over would get it. Yes. That's how they do warfare these days. You just, uh, in northern Korea, shoot sit and show the spins. Okay. All right. All right. Good point. Drops right back down. Those are really, I knew it was dumb, but I had to say it. I'm not afraid. I want you to shoot a high caliber enough bullet far enough into the air. You can wait an entire day until it comes right back down on the exact same spot. If you time it up, right? Damn. Dude, there it is. The upper journey and return trip usually take about a minute. That wouldn't be enough time for the Earth to rotate. No, no, no. To get a full town over, but maybe a couple streets over. I feel like a minute is honestly pretty long. Well, if I found my next door neighbor sleeping with my wife, I would definitely, yeah, that's the method. Get out of the light. Angle. Yeah. It's a mortar at that point. It's a mortar. There's no way of them like they were. You were never in the house. No, you shot over the house. I'm shooting a mortar at danger close risk or get off on that. I shot over the house. It was like, I didn't have any intention of hurting anybody. Obviously I didn't sit outside and calculate the angle that the bullet would take. Oh, he's dead. I'm sorry. I was celebrating their love. No. It was a celebration. I was so happy to see them fucking each other. It is the perfect crime because if you wanted to kill you would shoot at you just point the gun at them. Exactly. Exactly. Why would I have shot in the sky if I wasn't planning on killing them? Someone must have used this defense before. This is definitely how OJ got away with it or something. The problem is though, if you hit a perfect shot, your best odds are 32% of killing the person. And that's if you hit the perfect shot. And then that's part of the defense. It's like, yeah, even if I hit them, I know beforehand that 30% chance they die. Yeah. Except even if they don't die, you know, they're getting hit on the top of the head. And they're probably a vegetable for a while. That's what we assume, but we're not positive. Well, you my point is you tell your wife, you're like, hey, you still love that guy? The guy you're going to have to spoon feed applesauce in the corner of his mouth as a bullet boy out of this guy and hit him. Or you want to come back to me, able-bodied gun shooting guy. Yeah. Guy who can find the loopholes in the law, get away with things. We're on to chicken little. Where did this come from? Oh, yeah, I was just googling stuff and matters. - Chicken little. - No, no. - Oh, tell me chicken little with fucking Turkish. (laughing) - Turkey liver, wow, that was a character. - Turkey liver. - Ducky Lucky, Goosey Lucy, and Turkey, oh, Turkey Larky, Turkey. - Turkey Larky, I haven't seen that movie in decades. - Days. - Days. - You watch it recently? Have you guys watched this, the dark wizard, this documentary, climbing doc? - Nope. - Pretty good. - I've only watched the first episode, but I think it's gonna get pretty crazy. - He's a climber? - He's a climber, but I think he's kind of nuts. It's about this dude named Dean. - Dean Potter. - Oh, I'm gonna check this out. - In a base jumper. - Yeah, I don't wanna see much more. I love these things. - Yeah, I will say I watched the first episode last night, and probably for the first, I think it's an hour each. For the first 45 minutes, I was like, oh, this is just another climbing documentary, and then like the last 15 minutes, they were like, and then it gets crazy, yeah, yeah. It starts going, why is it called dark wizard? Why is he the dark wizard? - Oh, I'm just mad, I just have to wait and wonder. - I'm reading a book right now that is getting more and more interesting. It's called London Falling by Patrick Radden-Keefe. A number of people have sort of, I've seen this book popping up in different places, and it's written by Nicole, and it wasn't London. - Yeah, yeah. The same guy wrote, say nothing about the troubles in Ireland, which I think I've referenced before. But this book is about this kid named Zach, and I'm only 50 pages in, so hopefully I'm not giving anything away if you really are reading this and haven't gotten to 50 pages yet. I mean, I don't know if we'd call it a spoiler, but just skip ahead a minute. This kid was living in London with his family, grew up in London, normal family, like upper middle class, whatever, maybe even lower upper class. But he became obsessed with the oligarchs, who moved to London in like 2016, 2017, whatever, around the time. - The Russian oligarchs? - Yeah, who were escaping, you know, Putin and Putin wanting to sort of retake their wealth, and they moved to London. And they went to private schools, they sent their kids to private schools, and they became obsessed with that. And he starts becoming friends with like older men, when he was in high school and stuff, and like running around, making calls, and setting up real estate deals. And all of a sudden he has like hundreds of thousands of dollars and his parents are like, where the fuck did you get that? Like, doesn't go to college, and they're trying to support him, but he'll like spend multiple nights away at his buddy, like, Akbar's house, and Akbar's like a 45-year-old real estate tycoon. So they're kind of worried about it. And then he goes missing. And what we learn now is that his name is like Zach Betner, or something like that. To everyone else that he's been dealing with, he's been going by the name like Zach Ismailov and speaking with a Russian accent, claiming that his father is worth billions of dollars, and that he is the son of a Russian oligarch. And his parents had no idea, 'cause he would constantly step outside, really quick to take a call, at which point I presume he would go out and speak with a Russian accent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So he's been living this life and now, and it's getting really, really interesting. - True story. - True story. - True story. - Yeah. - Wow. - The book starts with him killing himself. - Oh, shit. - Fuck. - So then what happens after? - Now we go back to the weekend. - And now I'm kidding. - Yeah. (laughs) - That's great. - That's an even bigger spoiler. - And he's been, I read the back cover. He like got in with the Russian mob or something and like the London Underworld. - He'd recommend this. - I said did Bert recommend this? - No. - Get sent with the mob. - Yeah, Russian mob. - Oh, oh, jean. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I missed it. - Classic Bert bit. - Classic. - That he has, yeah, that sounds like a classic. - Any chance we see it as a major motion picture? - Oh, for sure. Yeah, I don't see why not. I'll make it. - Do that, do us that solid. - I'll make this movie. - Do me that one solid of making this. I love you. - I love you. - How long have you been reading? - Longer than I would be comfortable admitting. - Yeah, let's take it to slog. - It's not, I just haven't, I lost my sort of wind a bit. I was reading a lot and then this one's taken me, but it's a very good book, so I should get into it soon. - Took you a little bit to get to that 50 page mark though. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And I don't wanna talk about it anymore. - 50. - I brought up a touchy subject. - 50's usually when I'm like, yeah, I guess I'll take a break. (laughing) - You know? - Yeah, I mean, I'll get some food. - I've read this. - Hey, son of a boy, ad listeners. We'll be right back. But first, a quick message from one of our partners. - Stel blue coffees, new can lattes are here. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee. 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Nothing, no updates. - Have you unpacked? - I like did. I mean, I'll do like, probably, I'd say I do probably about 10 minutes of unpacking a day. - You're busy reading. - Exactly. I'm working through London's Falling. - 10 minutes of unpacking a day. - Well, the first, 'cause the thing is like-- - Thank you, years, bro. - The first day, I will say also, my old apartment had way more room for like clutter. Like I had those shelves so I could just like toss shit on the shelves constantly. This place, there's no, there's not, it's like-- - It's drawers? - Yeah, like drawers or closets? - Drolls, lot of drawers and a lot of closets. And so I gotta kind of be more organized. - You're gonna be folding, a lot of folding and hanging. - Yeah, that's tough. I think you gotta just find the cheapest place by you. Have them wash your laundry. Have them fold the shit out of it. - Oh, I got laundry out, brother. - But I'm saying like, if you want your clothes folded, I don't see you folding your clothes like that. - He's right. - I don't, when I get my laundry picked up from those places, they're getting unfolded immediately. - What? - Yeah. - Why? - Well, I don't have a good method for my clothes. - You don't just take a stack of t-shirts and put those into t-shirts. - I don't have, like in my old apartment, I didn't have like a good dresser. - Yeah, but, but like a- - What is your, just a stack? - Unfolding the shirt, like that's bad method. That's not just a stack is so generous. - Yeah. - It was a single layer of clothes. No, it wasn't even a mountain. Every, every, you let it up to see it all. - It progressed into a mountain. - You couldn't touch the floor in your apartment. - No, you could. You definitely could. In my room, you definitely could not. - You could not in your room. - Yeah, but also my room was comically small. - But you're just a bit. - It is set up like when you're like reheating pasta and you want to like spread it out across the plate. So it's not just all like right in the middle, so you can see it all. - Well, Perry's forever playing a game is the floor's lava with his clothes. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I'm trying to avoid that now. I got a big closet, so I got all my, I also threw out, I would say 80% of my clothes because it was all shit that I haven't worn ever and never will wear. You got your one sweatshirt for the year. - Yeah, I got my, I got a couple sweatshirts that I saved. Like, I mean, actually, I saved pretty much all my sweatshirts. I threw out everything else, but I got the desk went with the 71 inch way bigger than I thought it was going to be. - Oh, you got a new TV. - It's a dining room table. - Yeah, that's a big TV. - No, no, this is the desk. - Sorry, I was going to say 70's. So I've never heard of a 71. - Yeah, yeah, just a little bit extra. - Uh-huh, your desk is 70, I mean, this probably is, this isn't even, this isn't close to 71 inches. - No, this is like 50 maybe. - Wait, is 71 inches, that's six feet, there's 5/11. - Yeah, yeah, it's fucking huge. - Your desk is so big. - You could lay down fully on your desk. - Easily, you have a picture of it? - Of course, tons, hundreds. - Bless us. - Bless us with the makeover. - I think I did nice send you guys the, my desk. - No, you haven't sent us anything, I want to see it. I want to see everything about your new apartment. I want to see where you're living, and how comfortable you are, and I want to make sure you're okay. - A desk from Wayfair, that's that big, is $60. Wayfair's got the deals. - Yeah, Wayfair does have the deals. This, tell me the pieces from Wayfair. - Yeah, the ones that you got. - Yeah. - Is there, are they a sponsor of us, of our show? - Yes. - You're in there? - Oh, 'cause that, the friends that they is, or any kind of. confused me, but we can cut that out or this out. That's okay. I don't think it's a problem. There's a lot of e-sponsor like we know their sponsor. Yeah, here it is. The desk, the mega desk. That looks crazy. Well, it's because you can't really see it from here. But I mean, it's huge. Like that monitors 33, 34 inches. Is your left monitor is it up and down? Vertical. Course. That's day brother. That's day one. So you can scroll. It's literally like you have a massive phone. It's also way more useful because you can break the way that things are like tabbed on computers. You can realistically you could watch like three different things at once and play the game. So like during football season, like you'll throw like red zone and then there'll be two games that you want to keep track of or just red zone in one game that you want to keep track of. And then you got the games on. Did you see that set up? Did you see what he was working with with that up and down that that vertical monitor? No, look at that. That's. Well, this is the main monitor. My God. And then this is the vertical monitor. How many inches is that vertical monitor? They're the same. What's going on on that monitor right in that shot? What's happening there? In this specific shot looks like a Bloomberg terminal. In the I'm watching the CS major and the CDL while playing Counter Strike. So just dope. I mean, maxing we call that. Just using every ounce of it you got. What are you focusing on? I mean, the only I that I wasn't really focusing on anything. I was more so just getting the desk ready. True. That's probably why you're sucking asset video games though, because you're just completely shooting all of your focus. Like you can't focus on anything. I don't know, man. I don't think there's a cure. Here's my question. There's a reason. I'm quite bad. I'm curious about this. Yes. Right. So you have learned and accepted that you're not that good at video games. Yeah. Yeah. But you continue to invest more and more money and time into it. Well, I don't think I've invested more. I haven't bought anything for the set up. That's crazy. You didn't have any of that stuff a year ago. Yeah, I did almost all of it outside of the main monitor that we got from my for Christmas. Maybe the last time that we we were at your apartment. Yeah. Yeah. You're just just doing what you do. Yeah. He definitely didn't have any of this. Definitely. I got the PC over a year. No, dude. We used to talk. I was like, you can afford a PC and you're like, I can't I definitely I got it. I think in November of last year, which is less than a year ago. Or no, I don't know. I don't know. Six months ago. I definitely know. I think I got it in November of the year before that. My question is this. Harry, that's definitely wrong. It's definitely wrong. You're right. My question is my question is this. You moved because you bought a bunch of equipment and then realized you had to pay taxes and couldn't afford your apartment anymore. No, no, no. You said I need to pay none of that is true. That's completely false. I don't think it's too far completely false financial disrepair. And if I had spent if I had spent so much money on my gaming setup that I had to move apartments because of that, I would have sold the gaming stuff. I think you I think it was you bought you were like, wow, I'm killing it, bought all the gaming stuff. The laptop, I will say that was the one that said it over. Yeah, there you go. I might have been the move. That was the move right there. You bought is this. Yeah. You bought all that stuff and then you got hit with your tax bill and you were like, oh my god, this is crazy that I owe this much. I need to move. No, not even close. I'm paying less than rent, but it's not like a, it's not like a crazy amount where I'm going to be like, oh my god, like everything's changed. But I will say the biggest difference is my apartment is triple the size of my old apartment. I'm happy about that for you. Yeah. Let's let's go records of episodes up there. Yeah. No. Why not? Because we can do it here. Yeah, but we have space up there. We have space at your apartment too. I've been to your apartment HQ. I have my entire apartment would fit in your mud. That's not true. I have a smaller apartment than you do. Probably. Yeah. Wow. You do me like that. Well, you also have a house upstate. And a car. I got to rent that out to offset costs. My question though, it becomes this, this becomes my question, right? Are you continuing to invest in new gear or stuff like that? Because you think that if you spend enough money on this stuff, no, you will actually get better. No, he's a great question. You're a gear head on right now. You're like a fat dude who like has bicycles equipment. Yeah. Pretty much. Exactly. Yeah. No. I mean, I like when I got the PC, when I got the PC, I was like, I want to broaden. I want to play in different games that I haven't been able to play. So that was like the main reason for getting it. And then when I upgraded my PC, which is a pretty much rebuilt the whole thing, that was when I started being like, now I'm going to get really good at the games because I'm going to be better. And now I'm like, I am better. But it wasn't as much of a difference as I expected it to be. And then it's like with video games, like you can get the difference in equipment that you can get. The range is so big. But then you it always comes back to like then you're playing against a dude who's playing on a PlayStation 4 that came out 15 years ago and he's smoking everybody. Right. And it's like, oh, the equipment doesn't matter at all. Yeah, I remember when we played Halo, you kept being like, well, that was the TV monitors too big. That was way different. But now it's like the kid on the little league team that has like the sick gloves and like the newest bat and like everything is sick. And then he goes up against somebody from the Dominican Republic who has like no shoes on sitting with a metal pole. Yeah. And they could just smoke the ball and say, well, gear doesn't matter. Yeah. You blaming your gear would be like me driving my Tesla from my 2018 Tesla and citing the issues that Formula One drivers have. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, the drag reduction system's not locking the way I need it to. So I was just texting while I was driving. That's why I hit that person. Yeah. It's essentially that. Yeah. But I don't have any regrets. The only thing that I kind of regretted was the peat was the laptop. But I've moved on from that at this point. Well, why don't you sell it? Because I use it occasionally. Like I use it sometimes. For what? Like when I go on the road, I'll use it for gaming. Yeah. And like it's a laptop too. Right. I use it as a laptop. I mean, this sincerely and I don't mean to embarrass you does that laptop play pornography in a way that like I can't even imagine. Oh, I have no idea. I don't believe you. But I literally never even considered watching porn on a computer. But one of the most insane things anyone could ever do. Really? Is it because you don't know where to put the computer? Why do you need a fucking 30-inch screen to watch porn? I mean, there's people who put porn on fixed card. I think there's people who you put porn on the on the TV. Yeah. I put it on my TV. Yeah. That's a sick thing. Which means that when I read when I read my place upstate, I have to go to the internet browser on my TV and wipe like the last 38 or else you do what we were done in fucking Florida. Yeah. Right. Exactly. He and Ron spent like an hour just going through history of YouTube channel accounts that were logged into the Airbnb's TV. I remember it would have felt yeah, I would have it felt very personal. I would have rather just seen their porno. I would have rather seen porno than found like that weird like baby Trump AI videos. That's worse to be watching on a 70 inch flat screen. Sometimes. Just jerk off. Just fucking jerk off dude. You don't need to be looking at that shit. Sometimes I worry that if I go too far with the deleting that the renters I have will be suspicious. Yeah. So I'll actually repopulate the top ones with the most basic pornography possible. Missionary heterosexual to completion sexual scene and that's just straight into the Google search bar. Yep. And yeah, you uh, so they'll see all that instead of like, you know, it's unsettling if you don't see any porn because you're like, what does this freak into? Yeah, and it's way better than fill my mouth of pee. Right. Is that what you, oh, I see. Fill my mouth of pee funnels. You know, multiple pee. Yeah. Multiple people peeing at the same time. Wash me with people taking turns peeing. Peacarice. So we're facing peacarice rotating peeing synchronized peeing rotisserie pee. Whether it's jammed like a rotisserie chicken peeing. Full pull through asshole to mouth pees into supersoaker uses supersoaker to blast woman's face with supersoaker mass shooting with pee supersoaker. Give me your pee gun. Mass peeing. Yeah. Damn. Bill's area stops. Yeah. Peed mass shooting. A mass peeing. They thought they said I feel like that's one of the the shootings where it's like they don't know who the dude is which one is mass peeing. What the vagus one? Yeah. But they don't they don't they don't that there's still mysteries surrounding that. Yeah. I mean, there's mysteries around everything that is happened in the United States since 9/11. Holy fuck are you serious? No, yeah, there's a bunch of shit about that guy that they don't know. I'm backwards laughing. That's why I can't laugh about that Usually I'll realize that you two have said something very funny. Matt has peeing. It's just enough It's just enough to get me Man, I can't stop listening to this Noah Khan. Yeah, it's been good. I listen to the last night. Yeah, he's the fuck I haven't listened yet. He talks about Logan Airport blowing up. Talk about me Yeah, he's like Harry Settle, you know, we follow each other on Instagram. So me too. Oh, yeah, when Probably right around the time when you started talking about getting a PC. So that was it before you're sicker before or after stick season It was probably after yeah, mine was before I think that's cool On Instagram though Yeah On Instagram. Well, I also DM with him. Oh I agree. I was I did feel invaded when he DMed me He was like, no, it was it was more our connection of New England in Maine and I've written so many songs about it Yes, I thought you know, you wrote a bunch of songs about Vermont. You wrote songs about Maine He has something you might be telling you that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, K, Kapil is a bit Or is that was that our main rival in La Crosse main right? We would end up playing in the state championship every single year Holy shit, right dated a girl named Brandon is a big Boston sports fan. He was talking about the Harvard Kapil is a Harvard track team on this most recent album. He's talking Harvard. You think I'm not feeding him lyrics SAS did you feed him any that tell me you fed him a couple lyrics? I didn't feed any Unfortunately, you have a NDA. Yeah, I'll have to talk about it. We've already said too much On those rainy days in Vermont when your Wi-Fi is not working well enough Is that one of the songs? No, that would be a song you would have written for And your ethernet cable doesn't reach to the back shed SAS tried to write a song like Valerie by Amy Winehouse, but it was just Valorant Rowan when we were waiting to record yesterday Rome walked over to you and you were like he was like a sat you were like a SAS rating He was like he's just playing Valorant or some shit. That wasn't playing anything When was that? No games were being played yesterday when we were waiting to record right here. No, you Rome was walking upstairs. We were downstairs. Uh-huh Yeah That's the end. Yeah, that's it. I didn't hear that Because there's like eight people that work in the office. Oh, you were but you were all the way back at your back desk Yeah, and he and I were at the stairs almost and you heard him say SAS is playing Valorant. Yes There's a place on the Senate floor where there's like a very And it goes right down to the other side The way bars will wrap around is any discover by the stairs. You can hear right in that back Well, actually exactly. It's like a it's like a can with a string No, this is a listening office. Sometimes people will say something and someone will just like join the conversation from across the room It's just there's so much empty space Yeah, that's why you they have all the t-shirts just like lining the windows to kind of quiet down We ever looked at this place from the outside. Yeah, it's all just merch. It's just merch like lining the hair No, no matter no wonder the like temperature is dysregulated in here There's just like merch on top of every air conditioning unit. There's the air guy still come in like every day Yeah, I guess it's cold right now, so probably not he's around He's around what's that guy's name? I don't know, but I know he's in there. He in the summer he comes in almost every day And they'll crank it to like 30 degrees. Mosha or something like that. Is it Mosha? Yeah, it's Mosha Mosha Mosha He cranks into like 30 and then comes in the next day and bumps it back up to 90 and then comes in the day after and drops it back down to 40 You know always get pissed about people smoking on the on the balcony and you had to wedge the door open But then that would let out all this good air conditioning You're coming to slam it shut and yell at everybody. It's his art. It's not his jurors. Fuck addiction to letting his art Just fly out the window like this on his jurisdiction. It's my art once I start feeling it on my skin It's mine to do what I want with it their conditioning when it touches me I was on that second leg of my flight from Oklahoma to San Francisco and it was on a small plane Yeah, and when we got on the plane. I mean it was freezing, but I love that. I hate that. I love that That way just the jet way air. No, no, the air conditioning on the plane. Oh, on the actual plane and then got it Clearly some little fragile fucking cut Complained about it and then they switched it and it went from cold and comfortable to Sauna level dry heat blasting oozing out of the plane. I actually thought we were like in trouble I hate that more than the cold. Thank you to be clear That's reasonable because as I said to the fetching stewardess who came by what you know she was fetching Wow, she was what's that for what? I think fetching means I got a beautiful lady. Oh, okay. Yeah, I thought you meant she was like looking for something But she was like why do you like your latching orders or something? I don't know actually drink orders. Oh, she was that's pretty crazy Way to say it, but yeah, it got so hot and we you people you people around me were like fanning themselves with the in flight Magazines and stuff and I said to her I said I'm sorry. What you is there any way we can turn the heat down she goes I get it she goes The these old small planes you you touch it one little bit it goes all the way to the other extreme We'll find it. We're working on it. I said no problem and then Later on she came back and they had fixed the temperature and she was like is that a little better and I was like yeah It's totally fine now. I said you know, it really it really it drives me crazy because people who are cold can put on more clothes You said this to her. Yeah, and I go I can't get naked on this plane and she laughed so hard that I could tell She wanted my number, but I'm not going to do that because She's fetching it was a united flight. Oh And I'd rather die in a fiery plane crash and go out with a united stewardess right and that's principles It's principles. It's loyalty It's the perks that would probably come with dating Adelta stewardess Well, you don't like to mix airlines. I can't imagine there's many perks of dating Adelta stewardess Sure, there are I think you probably have to be married well to Adelta stewardess. Yeah to get the perks No, they have buddy passes. You don't think they have buddy passes or is that only on spirit airlines RIP? Spear it's gone you guys served well and the prices are surging. Let me tell you that what about You don't think that you don't think that a stewardess Civil union if we were if we were domestic partners No, what it offset you didn't shit what it offset your concern about this said stewardess being in a city every night too What did you say I did a little ad lib like offset Could you repeat your question real quick? What it offset the That your your suspicions about her sleeping in a different city every night and flying with a male pilot everywhere that she went Oh, I don't know if that would be my life. Yeah, I don't know if I that's the lifestyle for me dating a stewardist stewardist stewardist A stewardist that makes us how like a nudist a steward's stewardist stewardess stewardess You're putting a tea on it. Yeah, who gives a fuck? Stewardist have you guys been keeping up on this JP Morgan scandal a little so I'm hearing now that apparently it is true What yeah, oh come on you can't put the rabbit back in the hat So apparently they're saying that he tried or the JP Morgan tried to settle for a million dollars before it became public And the way you said that you were like he's the way JP as if JP Morgan himself He's the one trying to hush it up while apparently JP Morgan tried to settle for a million dollars before it came out and then the dude Came back and countered with 11 million dollars and they said no, he was like what was chicken fry offered? I want that offered And then he turned it down too. So there's a bunch of something people don't like about that number Yeah, range not enough. Yeah, it's not enough to change it forever Even though maybe JP Morgan turned it down or declined to that offer. I don't know what it was but But then I thought it was all fake. I thought he made it all up But now that there was like a second wave of information that He had a roommate sleeping on the couch and she came out as naked and was like I want you to fuck me too Like she was basically soliciting a threesome Very a very forward woman apparently. Yeah, an absolute girl boss This is when she E O and goes bad girl Boston goes too far. That's what would happen if really if women want all of these workplace equality things That's what will happen they will start being harassed out the males will start being harassed. They're gonna go too far with it. I saw that she like went up to him at a concert and like whispered in his ear like I own you brownie. Which is crazy. He probably got so hard. Doesn't sound like it sounds like I mean she was drugging him. How? I just don't understand. I thought that that was disproved. She was drugging him with Viagra to fuck him against his will. I think what happened is the story came out. Everyone was like this is crazy. And then everyone found out that it was like an Indian dude and they were like, now this is fake. And now it's real. And now we're all kind of just realizing that like the whole world united in racism against this one dude who ended up being true. He ended up telling the truth. Is it? Oh, come on. Is it? So it really is true. I don't know. No one, it's like the the blue dress white dress. Like no one knows what to believe if it is true. Do we trust the CEO? Or do we trust one of our notoriously horny Indian brothers? That's a true rock and a hard place. That's an immovable object in an unstoppable force. Exactly. Yeah. A CEO completely immovable. You cannot take her out of office. And then an unstoppable force. One of our brothers. One of our brothers out west. Yeah, how do you? Well, look, you get, you know, some people cannot resist the purp. Yeah. That purple day, that Indian day. Have you seen the purple, purple Indian before? No. Looks like Boyson Berry. Yeah. They have Boyson Berry penis. Yeah, they do. The head is a deep, deep magenta. Well, how do you know? Like, almost like a lilac. That's the perks of watching porno on a big TV. Yeah, exactly. You pick up on chill. You could get a color so it matches the wallpaper. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah. I mean, I just don't so much to so many questions so much to unpack about this guy. I feel like I just need more and more information. I want the documentary on this as well. I want to know everything that happened. I need to know like to the very bottom because I still don't believe him. I mean, it seems like that's kind of the way to like no one really believes him, but also like she, so she's still working there, right? Yeah. She's still a sex slaves at that office. Currently, she's still enslaving people. Yeah. I'm like, this is like this. It's like a label situation where it's like he loses the job because, you know, and Ray, we'll get to keep the job. She gets to keep the job. Wait, her last name is. Yeah. A little confusing. Wait, pull that. Don't get, don't get too hung up. You don't mess with the Albanians. The Dini, the Dini made you think that she was also of the faith. Exactly. She's not of the cloth. She's not a woman of the. Oh, but that was the other thing too is apparently fake just dad's death for yeah. Yeah. He grieve, agree. Mentally for Greek, whatever. Yeah, just to get off work. Is your word? No, no, it's not, which is never a, that's not a good sign for for the dude. That's definitely yeah. He's boy who cried fake story. But I do get turning down the 11 million dollars because like if he's telling the truth and he's got a real case here like, but they said JP Morgan turned down the 11. So he turned down the one million. He's probably like one million. You're JP Morgan. That doesn't mean shit to me. Yeah. True. So JP Morgan turned down the 11. So he's probably, but yeah. So his story probably sucks. Now he's coming back for 50. He wants 50. I'd be coming back for 50. JP Morgan. You were a slave in JP Morgan's office. Like I'm coming for the whole company. Yeah, that's going to be name. What's his name again for billions? He should become it. Well, if it really happened, he would be coming for billions. Yeah. 50 makes me think that it's fake because he's not coming for enough cash. Hmm, damn. They're there. They're wiping his name under the rug. They don't want everyone to know this brother's name. I saw it in the headline earlier. Chai Raiu Yana. Chai Raiu Rana. Chai Wala. Chai Raiu. Yeah. Yeah. Chai Wala. Chai Raiu Rana. Chai Raiu Rana. Chai Raiu. Chai Raiu. If I had to guess. Chai Raiu. I've also watched videos of Indian people having a hard time pronouncing some of our words. So I don't feel bad about that. No, no, I got this is no shame. No, same. It's just a different new name for me to memorize. What's the minority that you guys like the most? Minority. What minority is your, what are you, when you see them, you're like, Oh, I'm going to technically white guys are a minority in the world. Asian, Asian men actually rule the world, statistically, we're actually Asian women are the true majority of the world. So they're the one group we, it's fine for us to hate. Yes. So the ones, everything else is punching down, right? No, we're punching up against them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're allowed to be mean to Asian women, which is what this woman did. Well, she's an Asian woman technically, right? No, she's Albanian. She's European. Yeah. Yeah. And so she was coming at an Asian woman. She said, what did she say? Fishhead. Fishhead. Fishhead cannons. I know she said your titless wife doesn't have your titless fish head Asian wife doesn't have. But she was punching up because she's a white woman. And there's more Asian women than white women in the world. So that is a clean shot. Let's make that clear. That's clean. She did nothing wrong there. Oh, it says X JP. Oh, no, that's him. So he was a, he was a fired poor guy. Um, I just wanted to double back to that question favorite minority that if you see them or you know, you say, I'm excited. Black. Yeah. That's great. That's a great answer. I know the questions. Nope. That was the only question I had. Perfectly played. Unbelievable. I really, I really do like mannequin skywalkers flying sideways through this. I like, I like Indians. I really do. Really? Yeah. They cracked me up. Because they, because they're great sense of humor. I just have some Indian friends and they get drunk in a way that makes me fucking laugh my head off. Every time I get drunk with them, they're hilarious. I love that. Love that too. Good culture. Great culture out here. A lot of culture out in my new, my new stomping grounds will tell you that. Oh, they got it all. A lot of culture. Density populated. You're talking about like the Greek yogurt. Yeah. A lot of tribani in the house. The culture. Yeah. The culture. The yogurt. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. What's true? What kind of cultures have you run into out there so far? Mostly just, um, Middle Eastern brothers? S Asian brothers. Or fishheaded Asian women. Or fishheaded Titlis Asian women. No, I guess, I guess I don't really know to be honest. It's a lot. It's a mix. Mixed bag. Yeah, you can't even put your finger on it. Yeah. Guys, let's talk about Fabletics. Fabletics has been literally all that I've been wearing. These pants are Fabletics. I'm getting so many compliments on them. I'm shocked, honestly, that Fabletics has, because you think obviously you think fabulous and you think athletic gear, which they do have fabulous athletic gear, but they have leisurely loungewear and, uh, you know, that that casual, but also dressy look that also makes every wardrobe super complete. These are just like a white pair of double knee reinforced jeans. People ask me about them all the time. 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They're like warm, why eat, why eat Ville instead of beef? Yeah, but it's like a why do pedophiles like younger women. There's so many ways to go with this. I just think that if you wait a little bit, it'll turn into more fur coats. You know what I mean? Let's like the steak, I guess, could grow into a bigger steak. It's a shame. They probably get a saved all those donations. So don't you think, like, if they knew, like, hey, by the way, no one's going to be wearing this in like five years, they don't make sure all those dogs. I always wondered, like, what kind of a fucking dog has 101 puppies in a litter? Yeah. You don't think you'd realize halfway through that dog's pregnancy. Like, something's really wrong here. She's dragging her stomach behind her, like a wheelbarrow. Yeah. Like sparkles is way too big. Is that what they said? They said it was a hundred, 101 Dalmatians. Oh, yeah. Largest litter ever was 24. So more than 4x, the biggest litter ever. That's, I mean, how about that super sperm of the Dalmatian dad? I know. Daddy Dalmatian. Where's he? Yeah, do they show him or above? I heard that the the bitch mom from 101 Dalmatians got pregnant in a little doggy gang bang. Yeah. I think that the dad was like hanging around the hospital bed, and then when the 19th puppy came out, he was like, I need a cigarette badly. I can't afford this. I worked at the airport. No amount of child support. No amount of child support is going to pay for these 100 children. Yeah. He was probably in Kahooch with Deville. Deville, I have a fucking problem. I have distinct memories from movies like that that we watched when I was a child. And in that one, for me, the distinct memory was when they cover up the tracks as they're walking through the snow. And then they do that. And then at another point, they, I think they cover themselves in black, and are walking by, and Cruella Deville and her henchmen are like, surely those 101 black dogs couldn't be the Dalmatians we're looking for. I'm racist darlings. I don't want to black dog. Yeah, ours had some white. And then the snow drops on them, and it, oh really? It uncovers the white beneath, and then they figure it out. I don't remember them at all. I just remember her two henchmen, one tall skinny guy, and then one like rounder guy. And I went on a trip to Penn State, actually, with Marty and Big Ev. And I showed them that picture, and they just didn't think it was funny at all. I was like, I think, I was like, this is you guys. It's also, and they're like, it's also the wet bandits. I feel like there's a great archetype. A tall skinny guy, or Pirates of the Caribbean, the two, like, bumbling pirates, one of them's tall, skinny, the other ones fat. It's just such a nice archetype for dumb henchmen. Cruella Deville. For a dumb duo. Someone win that bar stool after dark thing. Is that over? I think it's still going on. No way. Yeah, I don't know that it's insane. That seemed so terrible to do. Did you see meek fill spit on? I didn't even see it. I just read that I was doing some tweets. Meek fill spit on Dana. Why? He was injected, right? He was angry that Dana was like putting his ball sweat close to him. And so he fucking, they're screaming at each other. And then he's, he's been on him and Dana was like, Dana. What is that? He goes, and then he got sent home, right? Meek. That's against the rules. You can't spit on someone. And he got ejected for that. They said that if they said that he could stay of Dana could sit and spit in his face. And he left. He wouldn't let Dana do that. He wouldn't let Dana spit on his face. Is it down to those three at this point? It's just Dana and Bluntman and Bluntman. Oh my god. And they're, they're shitting in the room, dude. It's, it's fully discussed. I think at this point, since it's just Dana and Bluntman now, I think like they're literally like just pissing and shitting their pants. Constantly. They're wearing like diapers that are puffy and full like a toddler's diaper. Yeah. Meek feels throwing milk on him, throwing milk on Bluntman. Why was he doing that? That's a compliment from Phil, right? Yeah, he loves milk. He'd rather be covered in milk, but I think Bluntman hates milk. That's like his big thing. Bluntman's pissed off. You can tell how mad Bluntman is. I would, I would be, I mean, I would never do this, but so they, have they slept? No, or yes. How? Be let them sleep on the ground, I think. After this one, maybe you sign up if you don't know that you're going to be like shitting in a room with like Deutsche, K. Dick, and Dana, but like, who's signing up for the next one of this? Who's like, I just saw Bluntman fucking? Well, what they'll do is they'll raise the money. You think? Yeah, they'll be like, all right, nobody's going to want to do it. So let's make it. I don't think there's an amount of money that could get me to do that. No, I mean, I, I hope Dana wins, though. That would be really fun. No, it'd be great, but that's a good final two. They're both easy to root for. Totally. Yeah. Good people. Bluntman also the man and that's what 30k, 30k, 10k cash, 20k bonus bet. Say one more time. 10k cash and a $20,000 bonus bet. That's sponsored by draft games. Wow. That's sick. Every time I see Bluntman at the Chicago office, I'm like, Hey, man, and he's like, Hey, man, yeah, yeah, like you're not for real. There's no way you fucking talk that. No, I think you show the lane. No, I think that's not E or once. And you're like, bingo. You know, I'm going to do that. I played, uh, I played cod with Bluntman. He's pretty good. Is he really? Yeah. That's exciting to hear. Yeah, he's very good, actually. I like to go to high school with Sabrina Carpenter or something or someone's super someone like insanely famous that are not even high school. I think they were like grade school buddies. Wow. Was it Sabrina Carpenter? Bluntman and Sabrina Carpenter. There was like a picture of them together, like as kids. Maybe not, I don't know if it's Sabrina Carpenter. Bloodman looks like what I would look like if I got captured by the Taliban. And they like force fed me too much. You wish you had a beard like his dude. That I'm telling you that guy is what I would look like. I would look like certain, like Nicholas Brody. According to Gemini, there's no dating history between Sabrina Carpenter and Liam Bluntman. That doesn't mean it didn't happen. Well, why would Jenna tonight be denying? Could we get calls and get calls? You would and please take this with respect. You'd be great at the Taliban. I'd be good at it or being in them. If he was one of them, if you got, if you wound up on their side, you'd be really good at it. You'd be one of their top guys. And I mean that positively. Yeah. No, I mean, I would hope it. Look, I always believe that whatever I do, anything worth doing is worth doing well. Yep. Exactly. And if the Taliban is worth doing, you know, you'd be the most faithful. I have 13 wives. I cut off the hands of like six of them for burning the rice. And you would have like the hierarchy really locked in. You'd be like, this guy is it following the fucking law? I'd be pop quizzing them on Sharia law every day. Who's the profits? 14th son, whatever, you know, you'd be super disciplined. Do you think the Taliban, like do you think like they have anyone who could compare to like the highest level of soldier in like the United States? Yeah. Didn't you watch, didn't you watch loan survivor? Yeah. Remember that scene where they're like, why are they so fast? There's fast as we are. Is it, are they the Taliban in that? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Didn't know that. Yeah. Taliban had some hitters. Have you ever seen the videos? Huh? Some demons. They definitely did. They have ever seen the video of US soldiers like wrestling with local Afghanis and stuff like that. No, I don't think so. The videos are, I mean, these guys come from a wrestling background. They're very good at wrestling. Born in blood. And that's how they, that's where they were looking to take the war to the man. Yeah. They really should just go back to hand to hand. If they got it on the mat, just no weapons, no guns, like guys from New York style, like, well, like let's get our best guy using you guys get your best guy. Yeah. Then like let's broadcast. That's all makes some money off of this, you know. Do you sell it? Did you see the clip of Miles Garrett going going one-on-one with the sumo wrestler? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's no. It's like a Parsons. Oh, it's Mike Parsons. Yeah. He just runs dead Well he's so convinced he can figure it out. And he's not wrong. And I guess I'm a little bit at the end to move, but the first couple of times it's literally like just a rock. Yeah, I wonder how they, how they're good at that. Remember the movie there are placements? They did have a sumo bro as the as one of the alignment. That's right. He ate all the eggs and then threw up. Yeah. Oh, but do you think that sumo wrestler is like in the gym doing like front squats a lot? Definitely. You do. Yeah. It's just they don't have strong that like these guys are I know he's incredibly strong. I'm just wondering if they have like a workout. Maybe it's just eating eggs. It's all lower body strength. Yeah. Leg stumps sliding steps. No, Harry, those are not front squats. What's the tempo though? We got to see the tempo. It says they focus on extreme lower body strength. Yeah. By doing leg stumps. That's like me being like, yeah, I worked on my chest the other day by squishing a hands. Yeah. I do a classic Eastern medicine chest workout. What the fuck is a leg stomp? They're literally stomping their way into strength. They're getting huge legs by just stamping on the ground. Like someone should tell them that if they just got some barbells in like the room, they could probably, you know, they got Oklahoma strengthen conditioning coach. They could really fucking blow the gym off the speed up that process. It used to be on TV all the time on like ESPN too. It was awesome to watch on like Saturday mornings. Look at that flexibility. God damn. Busted open for a real one. Yeah. Look how deep they get. There's no way those guys aren't squatting. But imagine if they were on like a sick program, like that video of Ray Sean Slater doing a front squat while off the Northwestern team. That would be sick. The sumo guys were like that. We never see them lifting. We never even see them getting violent. I mean, supposedly being a sumo wrestler is like the highest level of what's the only Japanese fat bros? Respect you can get in Japan. They're like demigods. Yeah. That's cool because I remember when that Micah Parsons video came out, everyone was like, why wouldn't an NFL team just pick up these guys? And they were like, because a lot of them don't want to play in the NFL. Because life is better there. Yeah. Because they're like kings in Japan. It's like the YouTube golf of exactly right. Their YouTube golfers sumo wrestlers now they'll understand. It's like, why would I grind my way through minicamp? You know, I can be a god. Play for the jets potentially. You know, we're tanking for a draft pick. Meanwhile, I'm back here. I have a temple yeah on the mountain under a cherry blossom by a babbling brook. That's it. That's such a nice such a nice because when I went in the summer, they're like, yeah, it's not sumo season. There's just no sumo's around like they were a migratory bird. Yeah, they must be like training in the mountains or something. Yeah, they just had their time off. It was gaseous season. Do you think they have like a competitive schedule or is it just like they kind of just exist in peak form? So, uh, so every other month, the Hunbashu. Is there a current champion of Japan? Is there like a top guy who's just been the reigning champ? They're the greatest champion ever. Yokozuna. Oh, Onosato Daiki. God damn, that's a big boy. Back to back champ. Big, big old Japanese baby. Wow. Cool. I'd love to slap body with them. I just feel like it'd be kind of comforting to just run my body into theirs. It's like we're an awaited blanket. I feel like it'd just be nice to feel the weight of a sweaty sumo man smashing right through them. I'm greeting your dad when he gets home from war. Yes, they'd be nice or just wrap you up in his arms and pick you up off the ground. Speaking of body issues, so that course of medicine that I had gone on to work on my heart stuff didn't work. And now I have to take a new one called Repatha, which is an injectable. And every two weeks I have to inject myself in the stomach fat. And I was like, I don't have any of that. What do I do? You got to get fat. And they were like, well, you've got a pinch, got to pinch it and do that. So I have to I have to shoot myself up with this. And I have to remain on the baby aspirin. And I have to remain on the Rasuga statin. I had a, I had all I'm taking a lot now. Damn. What the hell? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. No, it's all all the pills are on the same day. And then the injectables once every two weeks. At that point, why not just take a peptide that's also going to lower your cholesterol? To they? Nobody has said anything about the peptides to me. I think that's because they don't want you to know is because you got to go to China. Yeah. Because they're easy to get peptides are injectables as well, right? Right. And you just and it's people rave about those. Is that what like Will Compton was on and all those got they were all doing that? That was steroids. No. What was it probably? I know like, like, I know like, I remember like two years ago, one of my buddies Derek Drescher got like, he had like an injury in his arm. And he got like peptides and like injected the spot of the injury and it like healed like super quick. Yeah, what is that? That's what Pat. He what did he tears Achilles? And then I saw him downstairs doing a ladder drill like on one foot and hopping it. His injured thing. He was like hopscotching across it. Is it what are our peptides? Is that they'll do everything for you? TB 500 BPC 157 standard stuff like that. Really nice stack. Yeah. Wow. And then you just a little injection. So why not inject that? I mean, you're already injecting you may as well. Like this is inject the best. The biggest hang up on doing steroids is like, I don't want to have to inject, but you already do. So you may as well. I'm under I'm I brought my weight back down under 220. Oh, just by traveling for a week. Really? Where I wasn't, I don't know, eating a pie a night. Yeah. But I mean, that pie isn't even going anywhere. Like you need that pie as fuel. Like how somebody who's doing the tour difference can just like have a cake and it's it's clean fuel for them. We tell ourselves that I tell myself that it's not true. Don't say that fundamentally not true. Don't say that. I know you could take a peek and pie in a pinch. I'm going to an Indian restaurant tonight with some friends. Oh, you love their people. I love Indian food. I'm going to have a big laugh. Mangolasi. I'm going to it's called Ambassador's Club. It's supposed to be one of the hot new Indian restaurants. Oh, wow. I'll let you guys know how it is. Apparently if the food is more punjabi than Bengali or whatever. It's a bit of a British name, honestly. Ambassador's Club sure is. Yeah. Give me like the how cool is this? Look at that. We would like this. We should go here. I'm already telling you. I'm going to come back with rave reviews and then we're going to go. Harry, would you be willing to have Indian food? Oh, I love Indian food. For your birthday. Do you actually? Yeah. You didn't eat Indian food all the time. I love Indian food. Yeah. Vindaloo. Vindaloo can be really spicy. That's what I like. You like it hot as hell? Yeah. You can handle that. Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah. When you get Vindaloo, what heat level do you order it at? Be honest. The last time I had Vindaloo, they said it's very hot and I said how hot and they said this green sauce was a five Vindaloo's a nine. And I was like, well, the green sauce wasn't hot at all. So give me the nine. Green sauce is never hot. Never hot. The green sauce says amazing though. Yeah. And then I had it and it was fine. I mean, it was definitely like, it was definitely very hot. Were you sweating? No. No. Where were you in? Don't tell me it was Manhattan. I don't remember. I don't remember what that was a long time ago. It was the last time I went out to get Indian. Can you really handle spice too? I'm always there for a challenge. I'm not going to ever be like, I don't want to have that. It's too spicy. I'm not so good with it. I think just we get one spicy item. Of course we get the Gulab Jamun. I'm all spice. Or the beef roganjosh. Just can't be how it's pronounced. Beef roganjosh. You really hit the Josh on it though. Josh. Yeah. My boy beef roganjosh. Beef roganjosh sounds like like a version of protect our parks. It's like, Oh, who's on again? Oh, it's beef roganjosh. That's when they get together. It's my favorite beef roganjosh. Must listen. Yeah. I would definitely, I would kill to go to this just just for like a little bit of a team building exercise. I'm definitely down. I would definitely hit it more for what about for lunch? What about for lunch some day? We can do that. Sas, what do you know about that? Why? I don't know about Indian for lunch. Why? The day is over. You just have to shit right after. That's not how it actually works. No, it is. You go have the mango losses. You go and then you just chill out for a little bit and then record a podcast about how the Indian food affected your your body. True. True. Pretty easy. Are you wins your birthday? Some packs in here. Come on bro. April 5th. We just had it. Yeah, but first one month anniversary of his birthday. That's worth it. For his 14 month anniversary of his last birthday. Guys, Harvard Lawyer. across did not make the tournament. What? I was pretty sad. What? It's bearing the lead. You know, I know. And that was probably their most significant win towards the end of the season. They just didn't win any of the games that they needed to. And they didn't get in that large bid. But they they hurt. I think their face off guys got hurt and that ended up being a huge problem. Well, I always have Syracuse. We'll always have Syracuse. 2026. Yeah, but we back for 2627. We're not worried. I think next year's a major year. Who are the teams in the tournament? Does that show it right there? Of course. That's blind guess. Yeah, there's a wizard at the computer. Yeah, else got to be in Cornell. It's got to be one of them. Yeah, C's always good. Penn State's probably pretty good. Hopkins. Noter day. 8th C's. They're not that good. I do. Penn State. Okay. They're one of the top eight teams. I think Notre Dame is the number one. Oh, no, that's who? Who's the one seed? Oh, Princeton's the one seed. Oh, my God. Wow. We lost to Princeton by a goal. 1312. And we were up a goal with like two minutes to go. That if we'd won that game, we would have been in the game. That would have been a high quality win. Oh, sad. Well, we got a loaded Saturday, at least. Yeah, Army, Army Penn State and then Hopkins game afterwards. Yeah, that's going to be classic. We got to get out tomorrow. Sunday. Great lax weekend. Yeah, Syracuse. Georgetown, Virginia. I got to get my draft Kings pitch. Surprise ducks is an in it this year. Ducks playing a league up. Ducks lax. They were so good. Oh, yeah, they were so good at lacrosse. I know. Ducksbury. I remember there'd be kids. There'd be kids at the camps from Ducksbury. Oh, yeah, yeah. That I went to. You're a play against Max Quanzani. Yeah, I did. Yeah, he was on Ducksbury. My sophomore year, we played at Duke and he was on the team. Damn. We also played them. No, we didn't play them. Yeah, we must have played them my freshman year as well, because they beat the shit out of us, freshman year. Quanzani, the dark wizard. That was when they had. Yeah. That's when they had who? That's when they, they had Denowski, Greer and Quanzani all on the same team. And they were just better than everyone else. Um, Quanzani. Yeah, dude was insane. He was like a legend growing up. Yeah, he must have said all kinds of records and Massachusetts. What's he up to these days? I'm not sure. Probably something. Sophomore year, we beat them at Duke very early in the season. Yeah. And they were like one of the best teams in the country. It was probably the biggest college or high school college. It's probably the biggest win in our teams. Well, it was a huge upset for us. That's how the Syracuse, of course. No, I think this was a bigger upset. They were number one in the country when we beat them and that mattered to them so much that the next year when they came to play us at Harvard. And it was in Harvard Stadium under the lights. It was like the marquee game of the season. And Max Quanzani had his whole fucking town come out. Yeah, from, you know, Ducksbury to Boston. And there were, it was the most fans that had ever come to Harvard across college, too. Huh? We see like in saying college. It was one of the best players in the country. Oh shit. And they beat, they went up 10 zero before, before we even touched the ball. What? Rough. They, and after the game, I spoke to one of them because I knew him and I was like, what, uh, what was going on there? And he goes, when you guys beat us last year, we circled this game on the calendar for the next year. As a game that mattered more than any game to us. Yeah. They, it was, it was really meant among boys. Small world. Fucking Quanzani, Quanzani. There was a, uh, grade school soccer team we played against. The Harvard Ferd School, that, uh, the second half, they, uh, their coach only let them shoot with their left foot. Really embarrassing. One of the kids like, I think scored a goal righty. And then the coach was screaming at him. Yeah. Yeah, nothing, nothing worse than like when you've given out the silent signal that like, we're not going to shoot anymore because we're beating the shit out of a team. And then someone is just so open that for them not to shoot would be bad. They shoot and score and then everyone gets mad at that. Yeah. Yeah. We told you, we're not supposed to do that. They're fucking sucked. They're fucking bad. They're not even, they don't even have a bus to take home. Yeah. They're all running home with their parents. So embarrassing. Like, fucking whisper that shit on the sideline. Don't yell at the kid for shooting right in front of us. Oh my god, myself. I see him. I do love that, uh, Jimmy Taitro video that he made where they like, give the ball to the kid who's hearts of potato. Yeah. Yeah. He runs and then someone tackles. Someone just fucking slams him. He's celebrating on the field. It's a classic. All right, boys, I got to run unfortunately. Oh, okay. It's too bad. But, uh, great, great time as usual. Always good to see you guys. Episode 400 coming next week. We want to try and get 400,000 subscribers by the sub up. Create a new account sub from that one. It's the least you could do or else we're not putting it out. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Thank you. Goodbye. [Music]