3-16-26 Hour 1 - Can't Spell Sinema Without Sin

[MUSIC] Trump said in the interview that he believes Iran's Iatol and Lushtava, Hamani is damaged, but probably alive in some form. >> Hamani was chosen by Iran's 88th member assembly of experts. [SOUND] >> Make that 62 members. [MUSIC] >> Ah, they blow up so soon, don't they? So, he's hilarious when the Muslims blow themselves up by accident. You know, that makes it funnier than when they do it on purpose. I think that's just true, isn't it? That's just true. [MUSIC] You know, the old story of the Arab mothers around the table. [MUSIC] And Mark II by lost Mark II, he was only 15 years old when he blew himself up. Killing the Jews, killing the Jews. The other man says, ah, yes, Muhammad, he was only 16 when he blew himself up. But he didn't kill some of those Jews, some of those. And then Abu Bakar, he blew himself up. Fortunately, he only killed goats, he only killed goats when he blew himself up. And the last mother just shook her head sadly and said, ah, they blow up so soon. They blow up so soon. Very sad, very sad part of the world. It's a cultural thing. We wouldn't understand. And that's probably good. Although the Democrats are understanding these days, a lot of suicide attacks by the Democrats. They're self-imulating all over the place. You know, all kinds of crazy things just like their jihaddi counterparts in the Middle East. It's a crazy world out there, isn't it? Well, a very good and happy Monday to you. And welcome back. We remain at 888-630-9625. 888-630-9625. And it was a weekend, therefore, between the Islamists in Tehran and the Democrats here in the United States. Boy, I got more than three hours could possibly. Couldn't make it all fit in three hours, but we've got a lot of wildness going on. President Trump doing more interviews, of course, Board Air Force One and beyond and holding events, public events. And he's very busy man. He just work, work, work. Unlike Joe Biden, who's still in an iron lung, still in a coma, not able to sit up and take nourishment on his own. President Trump warns a very bad future. If NATO allies refuse to help open critical straight of Hormuz, the straight of Hormuz, that we've all been hearing about since the 1970s on account of the terrorists, you know, because the terrorists they've been trying to choke the world to death and it's what terrorists do. And the Democrats helped them. Remember that Barack Obama gave the mullahs, the IA Tull and the Mullahs, billions and billions of dollars, given the Democrats did. Barack Hussein, Obama and the Democrats, Joe Biden was his vice president and Hillary Clinton, the chief diplomat, the Secretary of State. And they were giving billions and billions to the Iranian regime so that they could kill us. And that's what the Democrats were helping with. Then you get the little explosion over here, little explosion over there, but isn't that great? And have you been tracking this, the Iranian women's soccer team? They kicked the ball. They kicked. They were in Australia for a big tournament, a soccer tournament for the ladies because we know we have women's sports and then we have men's sports. The Democrats are screwed up about that too. They're completely confused by that. But the Iranians are not. And they sent their women's team to play soccer in Australia and they did something terrible to women's team when they played the Iranian national anthem. The women didn't stand and salute and some of them even didn't wear their traditional Islamists' headdresses. And that was bad news. And they said, well, now you guys are in big trouble. Women's soccer team in Australia, you're in big trouble now. And a bunch of them said, well, that's it. I'm terrified. I'm not going back to Iran. I'm going to defect, defect like the Soviet days to Australia in a defect to Australia. And it turns out the Iranians they sent to a woman along with the women's soccer team. The woman pulled them all aside one at a time or as a group and said, we're going to kill your families because you've disrespected the country. And now you're an enemy of the state. And we gun down enemies of the state by the tens of thousands in Iran. We just gun them down. And now it turns out some of the family members, see these women, I guess seven of them said, we're defecting. We're staying in Australia. This is great. They treat us like human beings here and not like sheep. It literally like sheep. But that's another discussion for another day. Animal rights people. But the women they said, we're going to stay in Australia. And then they got word that, listen, some of their family members have disappeared. You know how the left around here, they left us say, oh, Trump's making people disappear. They were disappeared. You know, which is what the commies always did. And now the Democrats are the commies. But they, yeah, but Trump disappeared them. No, but the Iranians are making people disappear by the, by the thousands and thousands. And the Democrats don't care. There's no pound sign movement for the 92 million people of Iran enslaved by their, their brutal authoritarian, theocracy. They're, they're, they're masters. Can you, is the, the Democrats won't even say master bedroom. They won't say master clock because of their history with slavery because they're the slavery people. Democrat party. But we've got that. So the, the latest update is three more members of Iran's women's soccer team decide against staying in Australia. And they're going home and droves to Iran. And the reason is they, they apparently the Iranian regime has been posting videos of their family members or texting them videos of their family members and their family members are in dark bunkers with guns to their head shaking and quivering. Saying, Oh, please come home. Are they going to skin me alive and shoot me in the head because that's what they do. And the Democrats, no pound sign for them. There's no movement for them. They're, you know, it's not like the 35 or 50,000 people they murdered there are as important as George Floyd or anything like that. Career criminal junkie resisting arrest died of a heart attack. But, but never mind that. The Democrat party burned the country down for George Floyd. The tens of thousands slaughtered in Iran. The Democrat party wants nothing to do with because they don't actually care about human life. That's not there. Not their thing. No, it's not. Mm-hmm. And, uh, I love this. The socialists there. They're really communist. The socialists have a postal. This is their headline like postal workers go and crazy with a gun. Postal comma, UPS workers, they call everybody workers because they're commies. And New York City speak out against the war in Iran. But why would I care what UPS drivers think about the war in Iran, but the socialist workers they care very deeply and they all the, um, all the parties and the press, um, are for the war. But we are not the world socialist website. Now, that's because they love the terrorists and they want the terrorists regime to stay alive so that there's more killing because they're the left. And that's really the Democrat party today. And that amazing. Yes, it is. And this is, this is a great one. You know, the, the Ayatollah, he got all blowed up and he did. So he's not the, uh, to all anymore. And then they said, well, the Ayatollah son, because the council of the Mullahs met and they voted, uh, who would be the new Ayatollah. This is how it's kind of like the College of Cardinals if they murdered people all the time. Uh, but here's the, uh, here's the headline. A Trump briefed because the son of the old Ayatollah has been named and his name is, uh, Moshtaba Kamini, Moshtaba Kamini. And hey, here he is, the new Ayatollah, but here's the, here's the headline from the New York Post. Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader, Moshtaba Kamini is probably gay. Is probably gay, which is tough. Now what is it? You know, if he became the Ayatollah, he'd have to kill himself. That's a kind of weird. You'd have to find a rooftop tall building, put a news around his neck, tie his hands behind his back and leap off the edge of the building, hang himself while screaming, uh, Al-Awwakpar, because he'd have to celebrate his own murder because he's the Ayatollah and they love, you know, murder. Uh, it's pretty well. Yeah, Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader, Moshtaba Kamini is probably gay, probably gay. And that, you know, is that a disinformation campaign? If so, it would be a really funny one. I've got to say, it'd be a hilarious disinformation campaign that would get him in big trouble. What is this? What the Mossad and the CIA say that Moshtaba is the gay man? That would not cover very well at all. That's pretty funny. Also, and whether that's, whether that's accurate or not, it could get him killed by his own people. It's just saying, but it's better than that because it turns out that the elder Kamini, who's dead now, uh, he, uh, and this is CBS news with the story. US intelligence shows Iran's late supreme leader is wary was wary of his son taking power. Sources say that the old Iatola he didn't want his son to become the new Iatola because why? Well CBS News says the elder committee was wary of his son. What? Why was he wary of his son? Well he was wary of his son ever taking power because he was perceived as being not very bright, not very bright and was viewed as unqualified to be leader according to sources that CBS News. They've got the story with the scoops and they know what's going on. So not very bright CBS News says and the New York Post with the story that the President of the United States was briefed that the new Iatola is probably a gay man which is frowned upon there with the death penalty and all that stuff. So we got that going for us and that if it's not true, they may still have to go into hiding in Uzbekistan or someplace just to get away from his own family and family friends. The shocking claim was described to the New York Post by two intelligence community officials and a third person close to the White House. There's a third person close to the White House. President Trump was stunned to learn last week that US intelligence indicates new Iranian Supreme Leader Mosh Taba Kameni may be gay, may be gay and that is father, the late Iatola Ali Kameni feared his suitability to rule the Islamic Republic for that reason because he was believed to be like that. So Trump couldn't contain his surprise and laughed aloud when he was briefed on the intel according to sources. Say wait a minute, the new Iatola is gay and Trump burst out laughing and then other people in the room started laughing and it just became big fun for everyone. It's such fun. Others in the room also found it hilarious and joined in the president's reaction while one senior intelligence official has not stopped laughing about it for days. And this is what it says. One senior intelligence official is not stopped laughing about it for days. Said one person familiar with the briefing of the president. Several three sources say the implausible sounding allegation is viewed as credible by US intelligence agencies rather than false information intended to undermine Kameni 56 years old who was selected to replace his dead father as the supreme leader on March 8th. Lucky you. Wouldn't that be great? Hey, you know, I went to high school with him. Nobody ever thought he'd make anything of himself and now he's going to be the Iatola just like his dad. Two sources close to the intelligence indicated that Moj Taba who earned the nickname is got a nickname now. The power behind the robes power behind the robes were they say that that means they mean women's clothing the power behind the the ladies dress long full flowing dress while serving as his aging father's gatekeeper. He has had long term sexual relationships with his childhood tutor childhood tutor who interestingly was also the teacher of the French prime minister. Isn't that weird? What a coincidence that is because he's also married to his childhood teacher, the French prime minister and in that strange long said is childhood tutor because you know that's what childhood tutors are for if you're Iranian or a Democrat. The third source said the intelligence indicated the affair was a person who formally worked for the Kamani family. And naturally sure that's like Beto, Beto, or work, you know, kind of the same thing. Moj Taba who is believed to have been wounded in the same February 8th, he has tried that killed his father and other members of his family as made aggressive sexual overtures to men. The men caring for him possibly while under the influence of heavy medication. He's got an excuse. He knows what to say in court. One of the posts sources said, but that's a that's a good one. Just whack a doodle do as they say in Tehran. Yes, sir. Yeah, the women, the soccer team, they're afraid to go home because their family members have already been kidnapped. And you know, they want their family to be killed, but it's tricky. Oh, they had the Oscars last night and nobody cared. It's amazing. I actually hit the DVR on it to record it. And then remembered it was on in about an hour in and my best girl and I we turned to it. What's your for about three minutes and I actually turned the recording off and turned the channel. It was so bad. Incredibly bad. And you got these idiot actors who think that their their politics matter to everyone. What's this guy's name? Bardem. Javier Bardem. Every day is an IQ test for this guy. Yeah, we got a couple of clips from that. Oh, and in Utah, they've got gangs in Utah. Now, you know what the worst gang is in Utah? The Taliban. The Taliban. This is what the Democrat Party has done to the United States, America. This is Utah. Not not Queens, New York. It's Utah. And the gang members are out there shooting people at funerals. What gang members? The Taliban gang members in Utah. This is 100% the Democrat Party. This is what they're doing to the United States, America because they're not on our team. We are at 888-630-9625. Tired of partisan noise? America's more divided than ever, but independent Americans is adding light to contrast all that heat. 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In fact, what do we have last night? The Oscars, the Oscars was. What was the name of the movie, Michael? The Bugonia. But a movie called Bugonia. And I think it had been nominated. But it didn't win anything last night. But the story and who's the big actress? Emma Stone. Emma Stone is an actress and she's in the motion picture. And it's kind of an apocalyptic-ish movie. And Emma Stone, what did she. at the end, she pushes a button at the end of the movie. As a spoiler alert in case you're seeing, planning on seeing the movie. Emma Stone hits a big button like Hillary Clinton with her overcharged button. It's a big button. And you know what it does? It kills every person on Earth. It's the end of the Hollywood movie. This is their ultimate dream to kill they hate people. They just don't like life. They think they like animals. They don't like animals either. But it's people they really don't. So the movie they killed everyone on Earth. The end. Yeah, so there's Emma Stone, movie, Bugonia. Apparently it's a space alien movie. And they. conspiracy theorists and they think politicians are space aliens like Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and Nancy Pelosi. Space aliens. And then funny twist at the end. Another spoiler alert. Nobody's going to see it. Nobody cares. Emma Stone, it turns out it's revealed. Is a space alien. And then it turns out that there really. there are a lot of space aliens living among us. They're all over the place. Then Emma Stone pushes the big button, the Hillary Clinton overcharged button and detonates the world and kills every person on Earth. And that's the happy ending. That's the new Hollywood happy ending because that's who they are. Bugonia. So don't miss it when it makes its way to late night channel 20 TV. You can probably ignore it until then though. That'd be fine. That'd be fine. Extraordinary things going on everywhere. This. Oh, we've got Chicago. The city of Chicago, run by Democrats. The homicide rate is. it's like a war zone, even worse than a war zone. With the numbers that they rack up people shooting and killing people in Chicago You'd be safer joining the Marine Corps than you would just hang in Chicago and and living there from the time you're 19 to your 25 join the Marine Corps You'll you'll live longer if you live in Chicago But they're about to go bankrupt. They're about to go bankrupt Chicago bond problem and debt downgrades point to a dark future I want to get to that coming up in a little bit and this one kind of made me Chuckle because you know the weather here on the east coast they're telling us that we're all gonna have tornadoes today Right and they told us a week ago that we're gonna have tornadoes today like yeah, we can see you're gonna have It's gonna be tornetic. I was like the word tornetic because it's more fun than tornado instead of tornetic because you know the behavior that's tornado like is tornetic and they're saying that we're gonna have Lots of rain lots and lots of rain for a couple of days. It's a weather system That's what they call it and maybe tornetic Activity and they tell us well ahead of time and and I know that it was what 86 degrees one day last week And then it snowed the next day and so that gives Liberals the opportunity to freak out about the weather again because you know the weather and They they said they were gonna fix it the Democrats and Barack Obama was gonna personally slow the rise of the oceans because he's the You know the he's a god. He's like a god is more powerful than Zeus The Roman emperors had nothing on Barack Hussein Obama But he's gonna slow the rise of the oceans. I don't think he's done that. He's bought two ocean front of states in the meantime For well over ten million dollars each and that's fine He's a former president of the United States and a hypocrite and a fraud and a liar and all that stuff But speaking of global warming and climate change because one day it's warm and then the next day it's cold Oh, no, how did that happen? What that can't be allowed the Democrats have to fix that but here it is It's you and H. That's the University of New Hampshire UNH students saver chance to make maple syrup as this tradition is challenged by Climate change that's right right there in the headline by climate change no more maple syrup because climate change and that's a new Hampshire They're gonna have to shut down new Hampshire. It's gonna have to join Vermont or something there it is Durham New Hampshire is the date line maple syrup is an important business in New Hampshire The state produces about 90,000 gallons of the sweet liquid every year Climate change is now threatening the future of the industry they've declared an industry now Now I think they're gonna blame Trump somewhere in here. I'm confident Researchers and students at the University of New Hampshire are looking into how the granite state tradition can be preserved that be should have Told Barack Obama to fix it. Well, he was in power now. He can't he's just rich now come on To produce sap we want freezing temperatures at night and then up to 40 degrees during the day University of New Hampshire woodlands manager Steven Epin Huescher explained to a group of forestry students while out in the woods of Durham throughout in the woods Got to keep away from the kids though because you know they're They're all Democrats students like Maggie Enek Like that, you know that is his hands on approach to to listing It's the highlight of the week to come out here for three hours to go out into the woods and talk about climate change and how You're gonna need more trees because of maple syrup, you know and aren't these the guys that did away with anchimima So they did away with anchimima and now you go to the trees and they've killed the planet with their SUVs The Democrats have if no Democrats drove there would be no if that no Democrats breathed or had anything if they just Maybe get a button at a space alien button that would just snuff out Lunatics, you know lefties that might be the way to go and then amazing So they're freaked out it takes about 40 gallons of sap to create a single gallon of syrup How about that that's science that science right there? I think one of the students put it best when you're out here doing it you really gain a Real appreciation for how much time and work goes into it Well, let's go back to anchimima because you banned anchimima because you're racists and You guys are trying to bring back slavery you Democrats just amazing Michael Heinz a student from Franklin massachusetts added This is just a storied new England tradition. That's true Maple sugaring maple sugaring goes back as far as there have been settlements here and Even before that what with the Native Americans they like pancakes they'd go down to the waffle house You know in Native Americans in the late 1600s. They loved the waffle house and Burning witches they Stuff like that right they didn't really burn witches. We never burned any witches in the United States That was really left to the Germans now the Democrats are burning themselves alive and they're still complaining about witches They're they're mental aren't they they're really it's just amazing. So yeah, they're fighting to keep maple syrup and The trees alive because climate change global warming. That's a big big problem. What are we gonna do about that? Maybe we need another Democrat in the White House that can fix the weather again They should all fix the weather shouldn't they? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah speaking of bisexual Democrats As is a fun one. I know that doesn't narrow it down much former US Senator Democrat Senator Kirsten cinema Admits to affair with bodyguard Bodyguard that's a movie I think isn't that a movie the bodyguard And a midst to affair with bodyguard as his ex-wife Seeks more than 75 thousand dollars in damages See this story on hers that she was always bisexual and now apparently this confirms that this this reaffirms that claim The advertisement and and just as advertised it turns out she'll Screw anybody is kind of what it comes down to I think is where that goes and a sworn declaration The former senator she was a Democrat. They leave that out all over the place Said the relationship between her and Matthew Amal Matthew Amal Matthew Amal became romantic and intimate in 2024 so the former Arizona Senator Democrat Kirsten cinema Admitted that she had an affair with her former bodyguard Matthew Amal in a Emotion to dismiss a lawsuit filed by Amal's ex-wife the old ex-wife You got to look out for these ex-wives and situations like this because Heather Amal sued Kirsten cinema in January under North Carolina's Alienation of affection law arguing that cinema willfully and intentionally seduced her husband of 14 years Cinema's motion argues that because she and Matthew were never involved romantically in North Carolina That she cannot be sued there She could have to sue her someplace else And then Kristen cinema. It's actually pretty funny story. It made me laugh over the weekend She started ticking off all the places that she had had sex with her bodyguard and one of them was not North Carolina according to her so That means that she doesn't have standing you can't sue in North Carolina Because the North Carolina law says that it has to have been committed in North Carolina but Kristen cinema admitted to the fair the affair with her former bodyguard and she's just trying to have the whole thing dismissed Heather the ex-wife now sued Kirsten cinema September of 2025 in North Carolina where the Amal's live under the state's alienation of affection law Have an alienation of affection law there which allows jilted spouses to take legal action against a third party for interfering in a marriage Every Democrat is gonna have to get in line on that one. I think they also accused of cinema and Matthew of Engaging in repeated episodes of sexual intercourse while Matthew was married to Heather and asking for more than $75,000 in damages should probably ask for more than that I think Heather the ex-wife has accused cinema of willfully and intentionally seducing her husband knowing that he was married with three children Now they're divorced Heather and Matthew separated in 2024 shortly after he joined cinema staff Simmons to who joined who staff honestly after 14 years of marriage, right and later in January Heather filed for divorce see how that works and a sworn declaration on Thursday Cinema said the relationship between her and Matthew became romantic and intimate at the end of May of 2024 on May 27th 2024 she's got records she took notes while mr. Well a Mel was on a security detail for me in Sonoma, California We were physically intimate for the first time she said. Thereafter, we were physically intimate in mid-June in New York City, New York, mid-July in Washington, D.C. And late August in Aspen, Colorado. And late September in Washington, D.C. On an early October in Phoenix, Arizona. But as you can see, never in North Carolina. Therefore Heather has no standing to sue because they only hooked up in those various other places and not in North Carolina. And that's great. Yes, sir. And she ticked off the places. Oh, sure, sure. I'm not denying anything. I'm just doing this. And you know, the question is, did the senator, did she have her wife with her? Didn't she have a wife or something? I know she had a gallpale. She had, it's hard to say because the whole Democrat party up there. And Kirsten's cinema, nice looking lady. And she ran for the Senate on being bisexual because, you know, you're Democrat party. They're out of their mind. And it's only one mind that they share. They share it. Yes, sir. Kirsten's Kirsten. And it's not Kirsten. It's Kirsten. She was with the green party and then she became a Democrat. And now she's an independent because nobody likes the Democrats anymore. Yes, sir. That's it. You're a Democrat party. I know if you're going to be a famous bisexual U.S. senator, I guess every now and then you're going to have to prove it. That's your thing. Oh, man. All right. Let's take a phone call. I haven't gone to a phone call very rudely, Michael. Let us go to the telephones. Hey, look at that. Let's go to Jason calling from Kensington is originally from Australia where we have the Iranian women's soccer team or some of them, I guess. Hey, Jason. Hey, good. Hey, Chris. Hey, go. I'm pretty good. Pretty good. What do you say? I mean, I think we're at the Iranian soccer team earlier and the prime minister has done, I mean, God help us. He basically wouldn't give these girls asylum. I can say, wanted to stay there in Australia. And even though he's led in about half a million immigrants in the last year or so, for some reason, he didn't really feel like he wanted to let these girls stay there, but they had an imminent, you know, there was an imminent danger that being killed when they went back. And yet he was getting ready to deport him and it was only because of the Trump administration that actually called there to tell him, listen, you better keep them girls there because they're going to get killed. And he, when they changed their mind and let them stay there. But he was getting ready to deport him basically. Right. And he's a lefty. Oh, yeah. He's raging for lefty. I mean, what is it with the lefty's loving the most repressive regime? One of certainly the most repressive regimes on earth, they just murdered tens of thousands of their own people. And lefties, here we have the Democrats, Western Europe. You have lefties, Australia, you have lefties. And they're all supporting the IEDTOL of the theocracy that is the Islamic revolution in Iran. How does that make sense, Jason? It makes absolutely no sense because you couldn't get any further away from things that Australia stands for. And one of them is we don't like terrorists. And that's one thing. And it's just, it's just bond by this guy has become sort of a globo, you know, globo is like all the rest of them. And he's just opened up the gates for immigrants. And most of them are on, like I said, welfare, there's welfare issues. We have housing issues really bad in Australia right now. It's that's, it's really bad. I mean, basically if you rent your home out in Australia right now, you'd have 300 people stand outside your door waiting to apply to rent it. I mean, it's at bad. And the gas prices are up to about $2.70 a litre because we basically abandon any exploration and close down all of our plants. We have no refineries left. So they're paying 270 a litre, which translates to about $11 a gallon. So. 11 dollars a gallon. Lefties, I put, you put lefties in charge of anything, whether it's energy or the economy or more in peace. And, you know, you never get the results you want. Do you, Jason? No, no, and the thing is it's all based on common sense. It's not like we're, you know, we're being spied from everything. We just want to be left alone and lead a normal life. But they're just, they're, they're abbie normal. Abbie normal. They're definitely happy normal. Remember normal. I gotta tell you, you know, coffee mugs and t-shirts. Remember normal. Normal is very much under assault under attack. Jason, great to hear your voice. Glad you called in. Thanks, mate. Thank you. Yeah. Jason, he's from Australia. He's not making it up. He's really from Australia. It's true. Also, you see the news media. We had the Gihadi attack, the synagogue in Michigan last week. And all the news media told us that we should feel bad for him because, you know, his brother was killed in a terrible Israeli air strike in Lebanon. And naturally he was angry and that's what the news media told us. So he had to lash out at the Jews at the preschool for the little babies. Well, you'll never guess. There's an update on that story. All right. So this ridiculous movie called "Buggyonia," right? With Emma Stone, Michael is just showing to the end of the movie on his phone, on his phone, might be best there. And at the end, they push a button, the space aliens do, and kill every person on earth. And then the Democrats celebrate. They die last. They like it that way. They kill everyone on earth because that's really the left is here. And this is who they are. All right. Let's go to the telephones. Andrew, calling from Rockville, Maryland. Andrew, you're on the Chris Plant Show. Hello. Andrew. Yes, sir. I hear you. Yes. Okay. Great. I'm honored to talk with you. Chris, love your show. Thank you. Welcome. Yes. So I'm a videographer, an editor, and photographer. And back in December, a marketing company hired me to take pictures of a premiere for the Gonia Film and DC. And the whole idea behind the marketing was you show up, they'll shave your head, and you can watch the movie for free. Now I guess because Emma Stone in the film had her head shaved, but so, but the crew that showed up was pretty impressive. So as their blue hair fell to the ground, as their blue hair fell to the ground, and they shrieked with excitement for this film, I thought to myself, I wonder what party these people vote for. You're having fun all by yourself. You're amusing yourself with the gathering. A bunch of blue-haired 20-somethings. And if you shaved your head, you got in free to the movie. So people are shaving their heads. And then they got in at the end of the movie. Everyone on Earth was killed, Andrew. Yes, I was dying on the inside being a part of this whole ordeal. I'd love to see the pictures, Truth be Told.