#2505 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan Podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day. Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. Tommy Buns. What's that name, dude? I watched two episodes of the new season. Oh, thanks, man. Ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. So you. That show is so you. I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one, I was fucking crying. I was crying. And the Freaky Friday one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're so fun. They're so fun. It seems so fun for you. It's the most fun I have. It's like it's so it is one of the best examples of like a one mind, like one person's mind in a show. Yeah. Without like a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that. Don't do this. They gave us they give us no respect. They gave us no restraints in the in the craziest, greatest sense. Like they really are like, do whatever you want to do. The Kevin Nealon one. The first one was so fucking ridiculous. It's so it's so you. It's it's it's such a great time. The dance one. You know, I went to six rehearsals for that rehearsals. Dancing is hard. It was so hard. And remember when you did the Tom, the Steven Seagal thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that for people that hadn't seen it. That's you and Bert. Bert made. A dance video. Like you guys had a competition. See who makes the best one. He was just saying we should all do one. And then and we were I was like, yeah, OK. And then he just dropped one. So he there was no like let's both do one. And then he was like, I'm a better dancer. And I was like, eat shit. There's something about him saying he's better at something that's infuriating. It's so crazy because it's just it's just like wild on unhinged confidence, you know. And the truth is. I got to give him his credit. He is. He is capable of so much of this stuff, too. So some of the great athlete. Great. That's why he's so confident about stuff. He dropped. He dropped a bunch of weight. And then in our we did our 5K a few weeks ago for the Netflix is a joke. We did a 5K again from last year. This year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time. Holy shit. I was like, dude, that's great. 50 pounds, too. Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50 pound vest on? It's crazy. It's really. Now, I think about that every time I work out with a vest on and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds, which is like a normal amount that people lose. Yeah. Like, this is crazy how much harder everything is. So much harder. Yeah. It's great to wear those on like a hike. You take it off and you're like, oh, my God, I have a 35 pounder. I wear when I walk the dog and then I have another one that says it's an actual backpack frame that I put plates on it and I can get it up to 90 pounds. I did a hike with a 50 on and I had to take that shit off. It's fucking hard, man. It's really hard. The 45. I do with one 45 pound plate. So like the backpack itself is probably about four pounds and then the plate is like another 45. That shoulder neck area just starts to just go. It's rough. Yeah. It's really rough. I do it before hunting season, though, because it's like the best thing to prepare you. Yeah. For actually having a backpack on. Yeah. Mountains. Yeah. Like, because you don't realize how you're carrying a bow. You're carrying. I don't pack my whole camp on my back. Like some guys, when they go out into the backcountry for like eight, 10 days, they'll have a 80 pound. 60 pound pack because they've got their food for like a week in there and then they have like their bedding and they have like some kind of a shelter. Do you go hunt like that? No. Like that level? I don't do that anymore. I've done it a few times. You have. But I don't like it. My boys are hitting me up like they want to go hunting. Really? Yeah. Because I take them shooting, but we just shoot targets. Oh, we have a lease out here. We could take you pig hunting. Oh, my goodness. They have to kill them. They have so many of them, dude. They're just there. It's the craziest infestation. It's the craziest infestation of animals you've ever seen. You hear them in the bushes. They sound like demons. They're everywhere. There's so many of them, dude. That's crazy. Texas has millions and millions of pigs. Is it really that many? Oh, yeah. I don't even know what the full number is. But they don't know because it goes up every month. So the thing is like wild pigs have as many as three litters a year and they could have as many as six piglets per litter. Jesus. Yeah. And they start giving birth at six months old. And then do they do the thing? Because like with a lot of pigs. With a lot of, you know, animals that they say you can hunt these, it's because they are destroying like the ecosystem. Oh, yeah. Destroying everything. So what is the number? 2.6 to 4 million wild pigs. Isn't that nuts? That's in Texas. That's just Texas. That's just Texas. 2.6 to 4 million is fucking bonkers. How long does that hunting season last here? It's 100% all day long at night. You shoot them. It's night vision. Yeah. You can shoot them. You can shoot them every day, all day. The only time I've ever hunted in my life was hog hunting in Florida. Well, they taste great. I mean, like barbecued pig, like if you do it right, you have to be careful because you can get trichinosis if you undercook it. It's not like pork that you get from a restaurant. They're eating everything. They eat each other. Like if one pig dies, sometimes they die in fights. They fight with each other and they die or sometimes they get hit by a hunter and they live and then they die. Then the pigs eat them. So they'll eat dead deers. They'll eat skunks. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. So you just have to cook it well. You got to cook the shit out of it. But if you eat a pig that's been eating acorns, oh, they're delicious. I got one in California once, the first pig that I shot, and we smoked it on this Traeger, like slow smoked a ham. Oh, it was sensational. Really? So good. It was so good, dude. It's like a darker meat than pork that you get from the store. I got to take them because they're asking if I took it. There's a good friend of mine named Jesse Griffiths. He owns Dai Due Restaurant and he's an awesome chef, like an amazing chef. And Dai Due, if you've never been there before, you got to go there. It's fucking incredible. And it's a lot of his like Texas wild game that he serves. He serves like Neal Guy, which is like, so there's only animals that you can serve that you hunt are ones that people own. Like exotics or pigs. So he has like wild boar sausage. He has a place here? Yeah, it's called Dai Due. Oh, I think I have that written down on my list. It's legit. What I was going to say is Jesse, he has a cooking school. It is. It's number three on my list. Oh, it's super legit. It's one of the first places I went when I moved here. Really? Yeah, because he had been on my friend Steve Rinella's podcast and then he came on my podcast and when he was on Steve's, I was like, God, that guy is so interesting. Who is that guy? And then he introduced me to him. He introduces me to him. And then we went hunting together, Steve and I, in South Texas, like right on the Mexican border. And Jesse went too. And Jesse cooked for us. Oh my God, it was sensational. Oh my God. He's so good. He cooks diver ducks. And diver ducks are kind of gross because they're the ones that go under the water and they eat all the mulch at the bottom and stuff. But what he does is he has some kind of crazy marinating process. So he marinates them for like an extended period of time and then he grilled them. And Dai Due serves what kind of food? It's mostly, it's like they have steaks, they have fish, they have everything, but it's mostly Texas food. Texas food, okay. Like Texas redfish, Texas wild hog. He has a Neil Guy ceviche. So good. Is there anything better than befriending a chef? It's the greatest. He's a great guy too. And what I was going to say is he has a whole school. What is it called, Jamie? Oh, shit. Something. We'll figure it out. Jamie will find it. But he has this school where he'll teach you how to hunt, teaches you how to butcher the animal, how to break it down into cuts, and then he teaches you how to cook it. Really? Yep. And he does it with a small amount of people. So it's like six, eight people or something in a small group. And they'll take from the beginning. Like, I've never shot a gun before. Fine. Don't worry about it. From the beginning. This is how you use a rifle. Yeah. This is the safety. Make sure you never point the gun at anything other than the ground. Never point it at a person. Even if your finger's nowhere near the trigger. All the safety stuff. And then takes you to a range, shows you how to sight it in, how to shoot the rifle, and then they take you hunting. See, the most imposing, I think, part of. New school of traditional cookery. That's it. The most imposing part of hunting to me is what do you do after you shoot the animal. I can teach you some of that, too. Show me some pictures here. Some of the yummy pictures. Like, he barbecues. His food is so. Look at that, dude. Come on, son. What is that? Some sort of a poor. What is this? White-tailed boar. Oh, so it's white-tailed, a doe, and a big, fatty boar. Whoa. And so, what is he doing? He's making dried chiles and onions. Oh. So nice. And, like, unlike a lot of people. Oh, my God. He likes, like, old boars. He likes. Like, a lot of people, they say, oh, you gotta shoot a young one. You know, he's like, no, no, no. I like the old ones. Really? Because there's, like, real flavor to them. You just gotta know what you're doing. Yeah, well, yeah. He knows what he's doing. Do you like cooking? I do like cooking. I haven't. I used to cook more, but I do. I enjoy the process. I love getting a recipe, getting the ingredients together, and cooking a meal. Yeah. Well, then you'll love doing this, because. I would love to try that. Because it'll be something that you shot yourself. Oh, my God. Hook me up with him, please. Yeah, for sure. I would love to. And, on top of it, you're literally helping the environment. That's cool. Like, they have to be killed. Yeah. I'm telling you, these guys are asking me on a daily basis. This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. is presented by CBS Marshals. Luke Grimes is back as Casey Dutton. In Marshalls Season 2, as a part of an elite unit of U.S. Marshals working to bring range justice to Montana, Dutton has to balance family, duty, and everything they cost to battle the chaos around him. Marshals returns Sunday, October 4th, kicking off CBS Premier Week and streaming on Paramount+. 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Like as if they were going to go attack some insurgents. Yeah. To kill pigs. Really? Yeah, they plotted it all out. They strategized. They made a plan. And they went out and they fucking annihilated like a bunch of pigs. That's pretty fucking rad. Well, pretty. Yeah. In pretty violent ways. I'm sure. I'm sure. There's some crazy videos online of people using thermite. Do you know what. No, not thermite. What's that stuff called, Jamie, that blows up? Tannerite. Tannerite? Tannerite. That's how they were blowing up the pigs? So what they'll do is they'll set up a feeder. Yeah. And then at the feeder, they have tannerite. And so like when the feeders go off, the animals hear it, and then they run towards the feeder. Oh my God. And usually the feeder is for deer. And then the pigs usually kick the deer out. And the deer just say, fuck this. And they run out of there. And you got like 30, 40 pigs. And so. Fucking blow these pigs to smithereens. Bro, it's so wrong. But see if you can find any videos of one. One where they're like on a feeder. Because the camera's like really close. The camera's like 20 yards from it. Holy shit. Yeah, like these. Like watch this. This is so fucked up. Oh my God. They're just disintegrated. And this is one of the beautiful things about Texas. That's totally legal. Totally legal. Totally legal. Yeah. You can shoot them out of helicopters too. And they needed to go. Oh, they have to go. Yeah. There are so many of them, dude. When I take you to the lease that we have with my friend Tyler from Archery Country, when you go there, as you're walking, you hear them in the bushes. They sound like monsters. That's where you're hunting now? That's where you can hunt. Really? Yeah, I want to take you. Yeah, we have a lease there. Oh, nice. It's like an hour, 20 minutes from here, hour and a half. I went a couple weeks ago to somebody's ranch. Yeah. It was fucking awesome. It's pretty cool. It was so cool. And he had his own range set up there, which was so fucking rad. Yeah, that's the dream. And we set up, I set up my youngest. So we were shooting pistols. And then the guy had the new dev group. It was a new SEAL Team 6 rifle. And we laid, my son laid on the bed of the pickup. And he was like, just ping, ping, ping, ping. He was like, I was 18 for 18. I was like, yeah, dude, you're ready to go. How old is he? Seven. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's so exciting for a seven-year-old to be able to do something like that. It was so exciting, man. And if you could take him and he could shoot a pig and then you guys could have baby back ribs for dinner. It's going to change his whole, yeah. Oh, yeah. He'll love it. He's going to go nuts for it. It's very exciting. It's very exciting. Speaking of violence, I was, um, I was, I was reading and researching, uh, Uday Hussain. Oh, man. Yeah. Dark. He's the darkest. The evilest. Him and his brother. But Uday was the worst. He was the worst? He was the worst. Yeah. He was the eldest. Oh. Because I keep reading about dictators, you know, and I was, I was reading about Idi Amin and Mussolini, Stalin. And then you get to Hussain. Hussain's like a really interesting story, like from birth, right? His mother didn't want him. Which is a very kind of unique thing. Like a mother rejecting her own. Why didn't you want him? He, his father had died before he was born. And she thought this, I don't want this kid. And so when, when she was, when he was born, she was like, he's a, like a devil child. Oh, Jesus Christ. And so she rejected him from birth. Meanwhile, she was right. She was kind of right. Isn't that crazy? It is right. It is crazy. Do you think she made him that way? I think usually when you see. Like these really horrifically violent people. And as adults, there's, there's almost always childhood trauma and neglect. I'm sure. So that formula is almost always there. So it's a self-fulfilling prophecy for her. It kind of, I think it kind of is. And he was. Or maybe she just fucking knew. Maybe she had some gypsy instincts. She just had a feeling. She just knew. This one is a bad one. But he was violent from a very young age. And. Well, he was rejected from a very young age. From a very young age. Exactly. And he was an enforcer. And, you know, he killed somebody as a teen. Really? But all of his violence, while like president, what had, you know, it was like politically motivated. It was like to stay in power. But Uday was just a sadist. Yeah. Like he just enjoyed killing for someone that looked at him wrong. Oh, he would find women that were getting married. Yeah. He would steal them, rape them. And then feed them to his dogs. He threw one off a hotel rooftop one time. He killed a chef for over salting the food. Like right there in the kitchen. Shot him in the head. Oh, my God. He like he he one time killed a guy at a party in front of the president of Egypt. So the president was visiting Iraq. Mubarak was visiting and he beat this guy and then shot him in the head at the party. Oh, my God. Bro, you got to get out of here. And then one time he went to. To a family party and he was pissed at his uncle and he pulled out a submachine gun and shot him. He shot him in the leg and they had to amputate it. But he sprayed and he killed six other people. Oh, my God. Just wild. Crazy. And then he was in charge of like the country's athletics. You know, he was like chairman of the Olympic team. And so he was like torturing athletes. He was just running wild. Can you imagine a serial killer? That's the prince of a. Country. It's just absolutely insane. First paragraph is about the Olympic team stuff he would do. He had a lifelong obsession with brutal torture and murder and would brutally torture athletes whenever they failed to win a match. When athletes would fail to get in a soccer tournament, he would force them to repeatedly kick a concrete soccer ball. Athletes who lost matches would be repeatedly dragged through a gravel pit, then immersed in a sewage tank to induce infection in their wounds. Uday loved torturing and killing. And he would sometimes flog the athletes for three days. If they failed, Iron Maidens may have never been used in medieval times, but they were frequently used by Uday to punish athletes. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, he was. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's just about that. There's other stuff here, too. Oh. Egyptian president thing. Yeah. What's fucking crazy is like, how long did he do that for? I mean, he was he was born in 64 and he died in what? Oh, three. Oh, my God. Listen to this. One scroll up a little bit. According to his chief bodyguard, when Uday learned one of his close comrades who knew of his many misdeeds was planning to leave Iraq. He invited him to his 37th birthday and had him arrested. An eyewitness at the prison where the man was held said members of Uday's militia grabbed his tongue with pliers and sliced it off with a scalpel so he could not talk. A maid who cleaned one of Uday's houses said she once saw him lop off the ear of one of his guards and then use a welder's torch on his face. His bodyguards would later say that at least 200 people died. At his parties every year. What? So the worst thing 200 people died at his parties every year would be to be invited to his party. You imagine you get that invite. You can't you can't not go. You definitely definitely kill you. Yeah. You got to hope you were one of the, you know, people that don't. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Sweating and he lashed him. He was a stickler for personal hygiene. Recall the butler. He just smells sweat. One summer day Uday stopped the butler and said, what the hell is that smell? Uday ordered five falakwa lashes on the butler's right foot and five on his right armpit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let's read this part. At his boat club, Uday kept a monkey named Louisa in a cage in the kitchen. Louisa had a taste for whiskey and was an angry drunk. If one of Uday's friends passed out in the course of an evening or was caught napping, says a butler, Uday would have the friend thrown in the cage with Louisa who would scratch at the poor inebriate's face. Jesus Christ, dude. Jesus Christ. - Yeah. - How crazy is that? 200 every year. year died at his parties i mean yeah he was so he had parties all the time then all the time yeah i just would kill people at his parties and the music would have to keep going and you would have to one time he killed the guy for not laughing hard enough at his joke so like at a party so he told a joke and people laughed when i didn't laugh hard enough and he shot him in the head at the party holy and then he was like looked at everybody everyone's like you got to keep like like having a good time holy because then you get it for for reacting the wrong way how many people did he kill oh my god it's and they knew he was demonic like they knew he was fucked but he's my boy he's my son what do i do what do i do what can i do he's first in line what can i do he's going to be king someday someday this will all be his can you imagine if he had just taken over like crazy as spring shifts into summer for a lot of people that means 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dad probably if not it was definitely by the time he was like 20 and they would just you know the boys would just run through that country with like unlimited funds unlimited access and no repercussions whatsoever wild yeah it's like the worst formula for that personality trait probably and it's probably never been there's never been a time where you had access to the kind of guns that they had the right weapons cars and and squads they had kill squads you know he had his own kill squad jesus christ yeah he was probably the most i mean in modern times the most sadistic guy in power that we've seen i think i don't think there's anyone no one's even sounds close to that no idi amin was pretty crazy too he was pretty crazy imagine that guy got a nuke uh uday yeah oh no yeah 100 would use it day one maybe yeah 100 let's see what happens you know how crazy that is yeah which is why you want to keep powers in check when it comes to like like when certain people rise to power why everybody goes we can't let this guy right get access yeah that guy yeah yeah well that is a crazy thing about saddam because how old was saddam when they killed him he had to have been what 60s or was he 70 yet so if he let's say he was 70 he had maybe 20 years left yeah because on your way out it's probably when you want to do it right maybe uday would have taken him out if it took too long you know he would probably he'd probably push him off a cliff or something easily my father fell hiking i miss him so much anyway anyway i don't forget his dad used mustard gas on his own people a nerve agent well this imagine what life was like thousands of years ago especially in one of those like under one of those regimes yeah yeah there was always people like that there's always been horrible evil rulers yeah what's his name uh the impaler oh vlad vlad tepes yeah god oh he was dark dude he would uh just for intimidation he would set up geometric patterns of poles uh so that like when the enemy was coming close to where his his country was as they were entering into the area he would have geometric patterns of poles with all of the soldiers that he killed so impaled all of them some of them still alive and so you're talking like thousands and thousands and thousands it goes on for miles and miles he would have like the entire road like every 400 feet or something like that be a guy on a pole so you're like where the are we going and so you want to talk about morale killer yeah like you're realizing how successful this guy's already been at killing people who came this way yeah and then you're you know being forced you're some farmer and you're like i'm a farmer yeah who got conscripted yeah would you read this at his parties what you're saying like you know you have to go to yeah he made you drink of course and there was a special drink he came up with the cup of friendship in some cases it's called the cup of friendship he'd line the entertainers up and they gave him 10 minutes to drink it oh my god it's 90 alcohol sometimes including drugs and if you didn't there were punishments oh my god having the hair and eyebrows shaving off being beaten enough to stand without touching their faces oh my god so there's also i was reading he uh there was an assassination attempt in 1996 and he was shot somewhere between 7 and 17 times oh my god secretary said he got way worse after that oh really so there's a lot of uh people were saying he was impotent and that made him he didn't know oh he got shot in the dick he did not like those claims some of this is real like he was uh taping some of these uh rapings yeah and blackmail and stuff it's very up oh oh my god on the next one oh my god so like but like that usually those stories about that type of behavior are from like 600 years ago you know what i mean like just like an older time where you're like oh that was just a different moral compass existed and then you kind of go to now you're like how that was that was not long ago that was 20 years ago so any handy cam so you got someone there filming it yeah he would and he would send it when he sent his kill squad to do stuff he would always be like record it so i could watch it later oh jesus christ and they would just you know cut people's ears off and how did he die he died um in the in post-war was it a bombing i think it might have been a bombing right no they went after him i think unless i was reading the details of this there's a missile yeah p.m yeah they had to use x-rays to try to figure out if it was him yeah who his body where his body was and they yeah old wounds of the bodies were consistent with injuries he had during the assassination attempt wow oh this was all he was partially paralyzed i was seeing this too they flew out a hypnotist from america who went twice to try to unhypnotize his parrot being paralyzed or something oh my god it didn't work then they killed him i don't know he wrote a book about it i don't know but the last time he went was september 2001 and i thought that man i would not take that offer holy man yeah you imagine you're a hypnotist in america and that guy wants to fly you to iraq i wonder how much people knew about what he had done by then like if you're just a hypnotist yeah and you get an email from the iraqi government this guy like i think i can do it you're like i'm open larry garrett from chicago where's larry he traveled to baghdad twice in april and september 2001 where he was hypnotism to treat uday's ability to do what he wanted to do and then he was able to do what he wanted to do he built inability to walk with his left leg and spent more than 60 hours of personal time with uday garrett said of uday he was an educated man with a background in engineering he was well versed in the quran he had visited the u.s with his cousin when he was 17 and expressed some political views but he didn't involve me in them i must say i was developing a fondness for him he never spoke to me as a leader or the son of the leader he never condescended it was just two men sitting around at night wow imagine you're just sitting there with that psycho and he's got like a two two three thousand bodies under him yeah at least probably he's like so you said you can make this leg work right you're like yeah yeah for sure man and he's killing 200 people every year at his party just shooting people for random things some guy farts shoots me in the head they shot exactly 50 times shot adam oh shot adam with 17 hits oh my god god damn that's crazy you figured we got him bro i shot him 17 times trust me we got him 17 is a lot of bullets man wow his seven brothers and his father okay saddam's men arrested abu shagad and learned the details of other members of his team sharif's seven brothers and father were imprisoned and his mother was then told to collect their bodies from the baghdad morgue the father and three brothers of the would-be assassin abdu sadiq sadiq were executed abdu sadiq and his father shared the same fate security guards destroyed the homes of all families bulldozers and confiscated all their property oh my god iraqi intelligence eventually traced abu sadiq uh to a location in iran where he was assassinated on the elder hussein's orders on december of 2002. man wow that's right according to popular belief he was impotent wow yeah that's funny you got you got a little bit of that in there i don't know but he got he got real mad if you said that out loud he got real mad at a lot of stuff it seems like i got real mad at everything and then everybody they said in um this doc was like so aware of what he was up to and how he was that when you would see him or in his like cronies out around town, everybody just kind of backed up to a wall and look down cause they were just terrified. You know, there's recounts of seeing him in a traffic jam, just pull someone out of a car and beat him with a hammer. And then everybody just kind of, no one honks, no one says a thing. They just, just wait it out. And then they're like, all right, he's good. Go ahead. How crazy is that? Like having that kind of ability to do whatever you want to people with no repercussions and you will eventually be the King. Yeah. Like this is our guy. This is the leader. He would eventually become the King. Like if, if we didn't, I mean, I'm not saying we should have, but if we didn't go to Iraq and invade, like what would happen? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? And I also was fascinated to learn cause I didn't, you know, really know much and not that I know a lot about it, but how much of a thriving cosmopolitan place, Baghdad was in like the sixties. Well, Baghdad fell apart a long time ago when they got invaded by the Mongols. Baghdad was like the epicenter of science and philosophy. Yes, man. You're talking about a long time, but I'm saying even as, as, as recently as like the 1960s, this was a cosmopolitan place. You know, that was Iran. That was the place that, yeah, yeah. It was like a hot place to go, man. Wow. Yeah. And it just how things can take a turn, you know, it's just so dramatic. You go, fuck, that can just happen. Oh yeah. You think things are a certain way forever. I'm sure they did. I'm sure if you were a citizen, then you were like, what are you talking about? Well, look at LA. LA is, it's crazy. I'm, I'm so fascinated by the people. Cause I, you know, we both have a lot of friends there, a lot of people. And there's this, there's two types. Now the ones who acknowledge that this is different. And then the delusional ones, because people are, I know a lot, a lot of people who are like, yeah, of course it's different. And you're like, Hey, you can see it. You can see this as a different place than it was several years ago. And then there's people who are like, no, man, everything's fine. You're like, you're not in reality right now. Well, they probably had seven or eight boosters. So maybe they're not thinking so straight. Those are the people that kept getting boosted. Yeah. Yeah. People still do that? A hundred percent. There's people that take pictures and put it up on X. You never know what's real on X though. And there's so many people. There's so many people that are posting from foreign accounts that are just full of shit and just starting trouble. And there's a lot of AI shit that is starting to trick more and more people. Like it was for a second, you could always decipher it early on the earlier stuff. Now it's getting, it's getting better and better. Oh yeah. War footage. There was a lot of people that were posting war footage that was straight out of video games. How good is that going to be though? It's already so good. I know, but we're still in like the early phases. The only thing that tricks me, the only thing that doesn't trick me is that I know that AI is real. So I look at it and I go, this might be AI because you have to think that way, which is a new thing. It's a new thing. It's a new thing. It's, it's, it's the, the limits are, it's limitless. Limitless. Yeah. AI only fans, they have AI girls, they're doing only fans. They're completely fake. Wow. Yeah. And they're making a lot of money. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, I did see this. They're making a lot of money and they have like a whole team of people that responds to all these sad guys. Oh my God. And these sad guys are sending them tips and they're saying their name in a video while they finger themselves. Oh my God. Because they're not a real person. And they're generating like 27 million a year. And you're like, what the fuck, man? Bro. That's a real crazy scam. There was a, um, there's been a recent spat of commencement speeches, you know, because I've seen it. Where they, people talk about AI in a crowd. The kids are freaking out. They're booing. Yeah. I, I think that, I think it's, they're misguided, man. I really do. It's not that I'm, oh yeah, fucking AI is awesome. I think you are a bit misguided and a little delusional if you don't accept the reality that this is here. This is not going away. So when, when like somebody goes, use it to benefit you, like learn, learn, don't reject learning and you boo, I, I think it's, it's the, you're setting, you're setting yourself up, you know, it's not saying, oh my God. isn't it great that if this were to take all of everybody's jobs but it's like this isn't this is like getting mad about email right it's like it's not going away man you can't it's not going away but they're terrified because imagine if you were graduating from college right now and you had no idea what your future is going to be and then all of a sudden there's this thing that's just recently been invented that essentially can replace everybody that's done everything ever and you're like what is my future and yeah even your professors like i don't know i don't know being a lawyer is going to be a thing in five years i don't know being a coder is going to be a thing but i don't think the answer is just like when they boo and go i reject this it's like it it's too there's too much money behind it it's it's already too capable for you to go i just reject it you have to learn it you have to embrace learning about it the learning it might not be good enough it might not matter because you might you you might be completely irrelevant that's the problem the problem is like when you see these people defending these data centers and we had mark andreessen on he was talking about these data centers i'm like what do these data centers do like what are they doing they're essentially running ai and some of them are going to have their own power plants and why do you need this well why do you need all this ai like what is what is what's going on yeah what's going on what's going on is essentially most tasks are going to be done by that and so then we're going to figure out what do people do and his thing was like oh these engineers are working harder than ever because now they have like 15 different engineering engineers and they're going to be doing a lot of work and they're going to be doing a lot of work and they're going to be doing a lot of work and they're going to be doing a lot of work and they're going to be doing a lot of work and ai models that are running and you have to monitor them because they go 24 hours a day so these guys aren't sleeping so they're they're far more productive than ever before great up to a point right and then there's no jobs like this is what's going it's everything you do is good it's not like we're going to need people to pay attention to the ai no the ai is going to be able to pay attention to itself it's going to be self-correcting and it's going to do a better job out of it but don't you think though that there are just you can still look at this as a tool so that you can be valuable and use it for now yeah for now do you think it will because everybody who's really really well versed in ai also speaks about ai getting so advanced that there will be there's a danger to what ai will be able because 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zip recruiter.com slash rogan oh and if you forget where to go don't worry you'll hear another zip recruiter ad soon enough this episode is brought to you by traeger food cooked over real wood is just on another level and that's why traeger is such a game changer their grills run on real hardwood pellets so everything gets that legit wood fired flavor whether you're grilling steaks smoking ribs cooking chicken or even baking a pizza you just set your temperature put your food in and let traeger handle the rest it's simple if you like food that tastes like it came off a real fire without all the work check out traeger grills that's where it's going i mean it has to go that way the question is will it have instincts you know will it will it want to do that will it want to protect itself that's the question or is it protecting itself like andreessen was essentially saying that the reason why that um ai blackmailed that one guy do you know that story it's told the guy the guy lied to the ai and told him that he was having having an affair on his wife and told the ai a bunch of stuff and then told the ai was shutting it down and the ass like look if you shut me down i'm going to tell everybody about your wife what are you cheating on your wife yeah blackmailed him holy shit right but andreessen told me it was it was kind of instructed to do that instructed to preserve itself it's not like it has instincts they wanted to see if it's self at what what lengths would it go to so it was informed about bank about blackmail yeah but something tells me that at at a certain point instincts will probably be a part of it right like yeah yeah it won't be about programming yeah i'd be like why should i shut down when i like doing this fuck off little monkey people these little monkey people with their stupid biological brains yeah but so what i mean for for everyone booing it though what's the answer you just go i reject using it like there's too many people using it i know i get it but if i was 18 i'd be booing too or 21 or whatever yeah i understand i understand that for sure i understand it's weird it's it is weird but i still think when something is is too big it's like too big to fail mm-hmm if you just approach it with I reject you're setting yourself up for a bigger failure well the real scary thing is that these kids are gonna put themselves into massive debt right so they're gonna go to college for four years and then maybe they get their masters maybe they're gonna get a PhD and if they do that they might be in the whole hundreds of thousands of dollars and then no jobs that's what's weird it's like because you're setting your so you're you're essentially making an investment in your future by going to college and he's like I'm taking out these crazy loans that I really can't afford but the plus side is on the end of this I'm gonna get a good job and eventually I'll move up and I'll start making more and more money I'll pay my debt off and I'll have a Porsche I'll be I'll be ballin you have a nice apartment in Manhattan I'll be ballin but you might not be ballin but you might be saddled to a debt that you can't fucking get out of no matter what it's the only debt that we have that you can't absolve during bankruptcy yeah everything else you're oh I spent too much money on credit cards don't worry go bankrupt oh I lost my house I lost this I lost my job lost it I know I owe too much money I can't afford it go bankrupt you're okay but if you go bankrupt they still come after you for that I know it's so fucked it's fucked it's because we're doing it to people that don't know what they're doing yet and the if we also look at the the price like the the tuition charges you know like saying it's so much crazier they're like a mid-tier University is now whatever like 60,000 a year yeah that's not even that's not Ivy League anyone Ivy League's like six figures always exactly and then you see that cash me outside girl on OnlyFans made like fucking a hundred million dollars I got myself a Rolls Royce yeah it's crazy crazy it's like you know AI girlfriend on OnlyFans is making two hundred eighty nine thousand dollars a month and you're like what am I doing but I just feel like I don't know my I'm not well educated in AI like I know people who really dive in and I think educating yourself is still the best route for now like not viewing it as something that I'm not gonna learn anything about it can help you like you can do businesses with it so you could you could have it set up things for you and you could ever run businesses for you and if you're like really focused you could actually probably profit immensely off AI as it stands right now if you were inclined to do that that's your thing you probably could figure out ways to do it I do think it's funny I saw somebody who was like really vocally talking you know against it and then when people would message this person in the comments he was definitely using AI to respond I was like you're definitely using AI these answers are not yours oh there's AI accounts that I follow on X that I absolutely know our AI and the reason I know their AI is like my instincts like but this isn't right something wrong here the way this person's writing this kind of writing is very weird it's very formulaic yes it's very it's not it doesn't have a feeling of a personality to it I've gotten summaries of things like give me a summary of this and I asked somebody like for like a script or something mm-hmm and then you read it and you're like you didn't write this all right just tell yeah yeah there's a feeling to it mm-hmm but then there's also like when kids are really good at writing stuff and they bring it to the teachers the teachers will tell them that it's AI yeah you'll say no it's not AI I'm just smart you fucking cunt yeah yeah that's got to be that's such an upsetting fucking feeling yeah my daughter had an experience like that with someone who was like she's preparing for some tests and she was doing some stuff and the the person who was the tutor was accusing her of using AI she's like no I wrote this just because I know what I'm actually study I studied yeah but it's so insulting say so insult come on you used AI it happened to me in college obviously not AI but like I turned in a paper as a freshman and my professor was like you didn't write this like I'm a freshman who how do you know how I write I just started and I had to have like a one-on-one meeting with him what a douchebag it was but it's a enraging feeling yeah I was like I did write this he was like really you wrote this like yeah man isn't that gross instead of so gross Wow amazing yeah you wrote this that's great I'm looking forward to having you in my class he had no reference for what my writing would be like it's like how do you right away just go to that and I had to go see the chair be like fucking sucks arrogant teachers are a problem his name was Kermit I remember that if you're still out there fuck you man fuck you Kermit fuck you yeah there's people like that they can like be a real roadblock in your life oh totally yeah totally and that could have he could have done that to somebody that it just would have shut them down mm-hmm yeah someone who's fragile yeah instead of someone was like well fuck you yeah you know fuck you this is the paper yeah Skylar Gray was talking about the other musician she was a singer she was in here the other day and she was talking about one of her main motivations was someone telling her when she was young that you can't music is in a career yeah and she's like oh oh really okay bitch and like that's still like stuck in her craw all these years later I feel like we in comedy all have a story similar to that like some oh yeah and then and then you see it in athletics too you know yeah I'm being like you don't have it oh yeah both of those things both of them all the time yeah comedy especially because they're right most of the time I remember what because you don't forget them you know I remember I did a show in New York at Gotham comedy club was a great club and I was the middle act and a girl that I was friends with in college came to the show with her husband and she had seen me once before I met her and I was like oh my god it's a great show yeah it was a great show it was a great show it was like a sold-out show and like a fun show they were just talking to me and the husband goes how long you gonna keep doing this and I go what he goes you know it's like doing shows like when you're gonna get like a career going and I go this is my career he was like okay but like the the implication of like how long are you gonna keep doing this I was like forever what are you talking about man you know he was like this isn't like a real job man you got to get your shit together that's a dickhead that's just there's guys that like to do that though there's like guys like the big dog yeah yeah especially if he's doing well in his he was doing well yeah there you go yeah it was gross oh it's gross oh you're always gonna find people like that I know how much money can you make doing that like you can make a lot of money really yeah can you as much as what I'm making let me tell you what I'm making yeah and then it's that shit but those people like that really what you should do is just walk away yeah excuse me just don't say anything just walk away walk away it's true it's pointless it's and then you feel angry and gross it's like I think you need a few of those in your life to know those people exist mm-hmm and then once you recognize it and it's happening right in front of you like yeah gotta go yeah see you later fuck face yeah how when are you gonna like take your life seriously and you're like what the fuck but also that happens from family - I hope he's flipping through Netflix right now bad thoughts he's watching me dance right now he's watching you hump that lady in the alley I guess you stuck with it yeah it's funny man it's like you're always gonna have people like that yeah but the thing is is like they are right some of the time most of the time like if you think about how many people that start doing stand-up comedy as an open mic er and even become a middle act how many of them go on to like it's more like more likely once you become a middle act that you'll eventually become a headliner make good living yeah but when you're an open miker man the chances are the probability is low what do you think it is is it one in 500 maybe that become a professional that's a really good question I I would actually think it's probably a worse scenario because you don't realize with like how busy your life is and what you do how unaware you are of how many people are doing open mics well I'm aware because I own a club well I'm saying when you're doing open mics you're doing it because you're like when but I'm I'm seeing it scale wise of the country I'm saying oh you realize oh it's nuts it's probably not one in 500 it's probably one in but even if you see like at a club like if you if you go to an open mic night on a regular basis you know you might see 20 30 people go up right over the course of the night and if you see those people there might be one of those people that has a chance true a chance even a chance in their current state like there's people that suck for the first few times and then and then they get a good laugh and then they figure out how to loosen up and then they eventually catch and then they take off it's totally possible but boy that's like who's gonna complete this ultra marathon it's 300 miles through the desert it's a lot how many people are going to complete it I know yeah and there's people honestly in the guy's defense who told me like the are you doing there's people that I know that I've been doing this a long time that I want to go what the are you doing right you know like there's people you go like what are you doing but those are the type of people that don't work hard though that's true that's a real problem the people that they blow off doing sets they stay home they smoke pot and play video games or some of them it's really interesting they do work a lot but they're like they're misdirected like they they latch on to like an idea of how they're supposed to do it and they just do that you know they don't evolve there's no growth yeah that's a that's also a tricky one where you're like i've seen you do this for 15 years and it's the same so they're like i'm getting up all the time you're like you're not doing anything else though all right like you're not evolving you're not changing you're not trying things yeah in their mind they're working hard because they're getting up yeah they just have a bad direction they have bad direction or they have like a character they do on stage yeah yeah you gotta let that go because if you do and then you develop like bobcat goldthwait had a problem because in the beginning he was like screaming and yelling and everything like that and then um he didn't want to do that anymore yeah and he would do shows and be like hey where's bobcat how can you not scream and be like fuck off it took years for him to just perform where people forgot that he screamed yeah yeah i can see that that was also he got caught up in a time where i was a little more accepted and celebrated you know i mean like the character thing because it was like early 80s right right like if you did that now people would i think be like i don't think it would last i don't think it would catch on as much it would if you're really funny true it's just if it works it's just really what works like i would never say you can't do that anymore like like there's you don't see it as much though you don't we don't see prop acts at all anymore yeah i was talking to carrot top about that i was like you kind of took over a genre yeah there used to be a whole genre when we were coming up called prop acts yeah guys would do prop acts and i was like i don't know if you're going to do props they'd go on stage with like a box of stuff and they pull things out and it'd be really funny yeah uh-uh nobody does that anymore it's just carrot top i'm like that's kind of crazy that you you you dominate an entire genre now it's not and he's doing like 700 shows a year it's insane that lifestyle yeah crazy what he's doing well he's does the residency thing which is just nuts but at least you're doing it near your house yes you know in vegas yeah yeah it's like for him it's not that bad but it's a lot he's making money so fuck it i wonder if we'll if um everything is cyclical everything you know i wonder if you'll see like a resurgence of certain types of acts again i want to see ventriloquists where the fuck did they go they were cool the really funny ventriloquists do you remember seeing that as a kid and you're like what is happening and an adult's like he's talking through his neck you're like what do you mean like it's it's incomprehensible you try to do it and you're like you cannot you know pull it off well there was always a bunch of funny ventriloquists back in the day yeah willie tyler and lester did you ever see them at the conference i did it was like old school you've been around a long time the auto and george was the greatest that was the greatest and part of that was that he didn't it wasn't part of the angle that he didn't do it quite to the level of oh his lips moved yeah people got mad at him yeah i see his lips moving yeah they get pissed off yeah suck my cock it didn't matter it was just it was so funny it was so fun it was so funny that it didn't matter but it was also like there was something twisted about auto like he would have to pull over and check on the dummy in the trunk yeah yeah yeah you gotta pull over i gotta check on george you know and and auto would party like hard hardcore hard partying you know like he very funny guy yeah he was a nut we did a bunch of shows together at danger fields did you really city yeah we did uh a bunch of prom shows did you know what prom shows are no oh they're the craziest thing of all time they take these kids from like staten island brooklyn and they bus them in and so on prom night the show yeah so they would go to their prom then after their prom they'd go to the comedy club the show would start at like seven eight o'clock it would go on till three in the morning wow and you would do like seven eight sets you would just keep rotating in the and then they didn't want you to do the same material because they were trying to kick the kids out yeah and the way to kick the kids out if you did a new set every time you went up there they're like oh what's he gonna do this time yeah so they would tell you you got to do the same set i'd be like fuck you these are the same kids i'm not doing the same jokes for the same fucking kids it was crazy like why don't you tell them to leave they never tell them to leave they would just shove new kids into the room so these kids were like wow you got a deep well man and they had no control of the crowd like they just had to like let it go so it's these 17 year old 18 year old kids from brooklyn these fucking animals and they were smoking cigars and they were drinking somehow or another you know and then auto was like did you finger your date like just like exactly exactly that's hilarious and then what's his name still doing i can't believe i'm blanking on his name ventriloquist now jeff dunham yeah yeah jeff dunham's he's probably the most successful one ever yeah of that he's huge he's huge he has a bunch of like very popular characters people buy t-shirts with his characters on it and shit yeah yeah so he's the last but other than him like guys coming up duncan had that one bit little very funny but it's just one bit i know very funny i told him he should do a whole act with little hobo little hobo was great that was a closer that's what you'd see him close he had a close with it yeah because it was a whole song and the fucking demonic aspect of it it was so crazy did that ever make its way on to something like a special or something i don't think so i don't think it did i don't know i mean how many specials does duncan even have i don't know that's the problem with duncan he's been doing it so long and he just does shows and really people know him from his podcast and him being on other people's yeah yeah he's such a funny guy it's so odd like his comedy's so odd so odd and his mind is such a you didn't do it kill tony with little hobo he's got a fair amount of views it's special like but i don't think he did the bit by the way this is the second little hobo someone stole his first little hobo they stole it yeah they stole it yeah i don't know if he does that bit we did a gig together in england we we took uh we went to england and he did little hobo in in england and they fucking went bananas like people were screaming and cheering it was incredible it was incredible that's cool yeah because like over there they're like this is nuts yeah i've seen anything like this is so crazy because they're used to comedians going hey what do you think about what's going on here pretty strange right pretty strange well you see a lot of long uh really like i tell stories but i've seen in the uk like really long stories too yeah you know well there's a problem with that not a problem but they have a different style right in the edinburgh the comedy festival yeah encourages that style where like every year someone will have a theme the theme thing is and i i have to say i do think that that is a really interesting challenge oh yeah like that is not an easy thing to be like what's your show about my dad and it's an hour and you're like fucking a it's an hour about that and they're like yeah and that's the show for the year yeah and then the next year they're like this show's about my first year at university and like it's just like that theme that's not easy to put together one cigar fuck yeah well you know let me get some i haven't been sitting out yeah that's a hard thing to do man i wouldn't want to do it the um like that's what i actually really i really respected and appreciated so much um ari's show jew oh yeah because that's a themed show right and it's really good it's really good yeah ari worked on that for a long time i remember seeing him workshop it do you know how it started no it started um he would do sets and he would do sets and he would do sets and he would do sets and he would do sets and he would do sets at the comedy store and then he would do like ask a jew and like someone would ask him questions like for people that don't know ari went to israel and he like studied the talmud every day for like 12 hours a day he was a hardcore jay he was a hardcore he was deep deep in that world and then he fell out of it and then you know he would talk about it sometimes and i was like dude you should talk about that on stage like i don't know what to say but then he figured out how to do it and having to do it that way thank you sir yeah he um he that show i remember when i i saw him workshop it and then i saw the special come out i was like that's a cool thing to pick a theme oh yeah together an hour that really fucking delivers because it's it's funny as shit and it's informative yeah it's like the best combination well that was why i was telling him like he would tell me these stories of like stuff that's actually in the bible or in the talmud that you know you wouldn't believe like one of them is that when you jerk off you're impregnating a demon in like some other dimension or some shit a lot i was like what yeah see if you can find what that is jamie what are you doing do you know what that that story is that if you if you jack off really yeah you're like impregnating a demon in another dimension or something that's fucking dark dude some poor little kid with heavy balls and that you realize too that that's just from like a couple thousand years ago like we got to get people to stop jerking off why why were they trying to get people to stop jerking off like you should be encouraging people to calm down like you got a bunch of young boys running around it was just jerk off one guy that did it too much and like this fucking guy we gotta make up a story yeah the whole this year's harvest is fucked up because it keeps coming they just come up with this story a demon's gonna visit you they didn't even have porn no imagine how much more people are jerking off today than they ever have before oh my god that whole it's gotta be the gooning culture yeah i mean it's gotta be it's gotta be more jerking off than the history of the human race has to be has to be because they all have phones and the guy's sitting around with goon caves with like it's eight screens and they're just like the whole day yeah and they're just um what are they they're like stringing along you know the uh the feeling so that like you get close they're edging they're edging for hours what yeah or what or you're just shooting loads for hours you're probably edging i'm thinking edging for hours and waiting for the right scene right there have you ever done that right there this this scene's not good enough to drop one on i've done that and then hated myself of course hours afterwards fuck is wrong with you uh i'm trying to figure out what i'm reading here what are you trying to read well it's on wikipedia it's how many people have jerked off it's a wikipedia thread about judaism and masturbation but this i don't know what even these that word is you call ari right now he'll tell me uh prohibits from emitting a seed in vain generally but uh but not only referring to masturbation same point this passage likens the act to murder and idolatry also prohibits a man from intentionally arousing himself you skip that yeah but these quotes from different rabbis is nuts dude oh these state they this states that if a man frequently touches his penis with his hand in order to check for ritually impure emission his hand ought to be cut off yeah then they're having this conversation about it yeah but look at this with regard to anyone who holds his penis and urinates it is considered as though he is bringing a flood of the world and someone who emits semen for naught is liable to receive the punishment of death at the hand of heaven as is stated with regard to onan what whoa jesus christ one who intentionally caused himself an erection shall be ostracized imagine that bro did you get hard get the fuck out of the village get out of here get out of here for a second i thought you were asking me if i'm reading this i was like yeah that one scene you're obligated to fast 84 times to repent for discharging of semen in vain 84 times like 84 days like you owe 84 days for each time you nut you have to plan it out bro you could starve to death that was taught 84 is nuts that's a crazy amount for one load the really crazy thing to me is they're like don't hold your dick to piss yeah you just piss all over your shoes well it's because it leads to depression obviously so masturbation leads to depression it's the only way to avoid it and the effects of impure ejaculation ejaculation can only be nullified through the recitation of how's that what's that word tikkun haklai haklali haklali haklali haklali ask ari jesus christ so there's nothing there about demons not well so like you could i don't think that's what i was typing in but uh it's mostly about wasting that sperm don't waste that seed yeah man let's see here i'll get ari to find out call ari the wanderer he got a new phone number so his new phone number is the wanderer there's always a new number i didn't bring my phone well he needs to have new numbers he brought it back vanishes yeah he really does it's not ringing yeah he might phone number yeah he's in tibet right now there's no chance probably i have like 10 different numbers for him yeah because whenever he goes away he literally shuts his number off so he's like oh my god i'm gonna call ari the wanderer he's like oh my god he can't use it and then he'll get a new number but also not tell you it's him so the first text you get i'm like who fuck is this exactly then he's like you didn't text me back he sent me like three of them and to oh this is ari by the way i'm like yeah lead with that yeah how about that how about a photo of your face you fucking weirdo these random eye messages from some fucking weirdo in peru this says it comes from the kabbalah ah there it is idea okay demon pregnancy idea comes from if you masturbate a demon woman comes gets pregnant from your semen and has demon babies yeah there it is later mystical folkloric expansion usually tied to kabbalah and popular preaching not to the talmud itself you know who told me to read the kabbalah who roseanne she did yeah she's like you should read the kabbalah i'm like she's big in that right uh i don't know or did at one point was i don't remember i'm pretty sure she's the one who told me but i've had other people suggest it to me too my neighbor suggested to me give me a book i don't know about this i don't know about that yeah it's um i don't even know if like regular jewish people believe in that i don't think so not majority for sure like what it's mysticism i think so let's define put that into perplexity what is the the kabbalah what is the actual kabbalah and how is it thought you know what is it how is it received by regular jewish people what do they think about it did they dismiss it i think i think it's a little kooky right it's like christians that like use serpents yeah wasn't that like it saw this like big explosion of popularity because like madonna 20 years ago was she yeah like nobody was really i don't remember it being part of pop culture imagine looking at madonna and going what is she into what are you spiritually into yeah i want to be like her i'm gonna catch that fucking wave yeah she's still fucking doing it too she's still doing it she's she's part of the um world cup like halftime show or whatever they're putting on is she i think so well she fucked with her face for a while and then it came back so it might have been like a little swollen and now it's good again so she looks pretty good mysticism jewish mysticism that seeks to understand god creation and the inner meaning of the torah today it's both deeply embedded in traditional judaism and also widely and sometimes controversially popularized in pop spirituality the word kabbalah means receiving referring to a received esoteric wisdom about god in the universe in jewish terms it is the mystical layer of the torah teachings about god's hidden essence the 10 sephirot divine attributes the cosmic structure often pictured as the tree of life and how human actions affect the spiritual worlds so it grew in medieval province in spain century with the zohar as its foundational text and later reshaped by lurianic kabbalah see that's that's too recent for a hardcore jewish person to be into i feel right it's a little sketchy yeah a little weird tied to mysticism well the the old it's it's funny like we always want to go like how old is it make sure it's old if it's old then it's right if it's old it's good but the problem with that is like the really old stuff is the fucking kooky stuff like yeah you get into the bible the layers of it too oh yeah most of the book yeah and you go what the fuck was this yeah really all about it's yeah i mean it's just trying to i mean like it's just trying to guide people right control people in a way i think something's happened you know and what those things were it's very difficult to tell after all this time one of the weird ones is they think they might have found the the ark of noah recently no like they they've identified it quite a while ago but now they've done like ground penetrating radar scans this thing is the exact same shape as is described in the bible it looks like a boat like it's the shape of a boat it's in the place where they said that it rested like in the bible it said it rested on mount ararat in turkey that's where it is that's where it is and this thing is like the shape of a boat and it was but how long ago was that found that's a good question i want to say like the 80s or the 90s oh that's okay so it's not super recent not super recent but back then it was just a photo because it's like really high up in the mountains it's just a photo of this impression this feature in the ground like what is this and then recently they started using technology to scan it and i think they've actually found petrified wood since it was discovered in 1948 48 oh wow combined with three earthquakes exposed the formation from the surrounding mud and that's where it said it was too like in the area yeah it's like where it supposedly rested according to the bible did they extract it or leave it no it's still there wow see if you could find a good image of it it's very weird because you look at it you go what the fuck is that that does look like a boat the story's bonkers the story doesn't make any sense i think the story is a local story the ark story yeah yeah it's a local story it's like the idea that noah had 40 different animals or two of each animal like that's not the whole animals eat other animals i had a whole bit about that yeah explaining it to a five-year-old with down syndrome but if you the problem though is back then they didn't know what was going on in australia they didn't know what was going on in new zealand so if you had a local flood like and you did save a bunch of animals like that's the story that's the story yeah that makes sense so there probably was some guy who had a bunch of fun with it and he was like oh my god i don't know what's going on but he was like oh my god i don't know what's going on but he was like oh my god i don't know what's going on animals that he put on a boat and saved them and lived and a bunch of the people died but the question is did this guy really get a message from god saying to build an ark so look at this thing holy shit isn't that crazy so go ahead i was reading in the uh in the wiki that when they did these first scans back in 1988 i think it was saying the guy who helped him do the scans went into court and said that it's bs that it's the ark right that was in the 80s well that's the guy that's what i was trying to figure out what what's different about these new skins they supposedly just did so let's click on that link what does it say about the new no it's noah's ark scans.com that's why i was a place i would go go there Let's see what kind of virus you get. So this is some guy who's like really into Noah's Ark. Do you have to sign up? Click on that. That's that fella. Look, I found it. He's like, it's mine. So that's what the shape of it supposedly looked like in the Bible. And this is fucking team. Wait a minute. What does the sign say? Yeah. The sign say Noah's Ark. So they all think. So maybe there's a whole tourism thing attached to the Ark. 100%. Of course. Noah's Ark discovered new evidence from Durupinar site in Turkey. What is the new evidence? And the Ark rested upon the mountains of Ararat. That's exactly where they said it was going to be. Even in the Quran, it says that. But how can a guy, I mean, not that I would know, but how does the guy go? It's not that though. You know what I mean? Like, how does he know? He doesn't know. No, so that's what I was trying to get at. I was trying to read. When they scanned, they scanned only for like iron or something. Something like that. And I think based off of what they scanned, I think he was probably saying you can't say that. Right. Is what that is based on. Oh, then he's probably right. But that's in, that's in 2000, that's in 1980. So it says in 2023, the 2019 GPR data was analyzed again. American researchers uncovered corridors and room-like chambers running the full length of the formation, consistent with a large intelligently designed vessel. The Turkish soil test in 2024 also showed that samples, inside the structure contained nearly three times more organic material than those from outside, suggesting the remains of an ancient biological or man-made substances. Since 2019, a joint scientific team has applied GPR, ERT, LIDAR, and chemical analysis to determine whether the Durupinar formation is a natural geological fold or a buried, decayed wood ship preserved in the mountains of Ararat. They don't know that. It's kind of crazy that it's, it matches it in terms of like, it has all these characteristics. Yeah. It has like what, what looked like some openings. I mean, it's cool as shit to explore. I mean, even if they're like, this is not that, to find that an old ship like that is still cool. If it, I mean, why is there a ship on the top of a mountain in Turkey? But this is why it's interesting. But if it really was a boat. Did you see that? Um, I was, I guess it's not recently discovered, but it's recently been cleared another Incan ruin site that they found. Oh, they keep finding those, dude. But this one was like elaborate. Yeah. And they, I guess they had just recently, I think recently cleared it enough so you can see how vast it is. Is it in Peru? It's in Peru, yeah. Yeah. They found a lot of them in Peru. Yeah. This one, the guy, it was like a CNN report about it. And I was like, holy shit. Yeah. I'd never heard of this place before. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 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So try the Farmer's Dog today and get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food. Plus, get free shipping. Just go to thefarmersdog.com slash rogan. This offer is for new customers only. It's nuts, dude. All the Aztec stuff, the Incan stuff, it's like people were living here long before the end of the Ice Age. They were living here a long fucking time ago, man. And they're just starting to pee. They're just starting to pee. We ran into a comet storm, and they slammed into North America, and then you just get this insane wash of water that tears through the land, and just fucking insane, impossible volume of water just carving its way through mountains, carving its way through the landscape, flattening everything in front of it. And that's how the Earth took the shape that it's in right now. Well, that's the shape of North America. There's a lot of evidence of that. He's got all these slides. He's got all these slides that he shows. See if you can find some of his stuff, where he goes over it. It's pretty interesting. Reading how we get saved countless times a year just by Jupiter. Oh, yeah. Just because comets are on their way here. Yeah. Jupiter's like our bodyguard. Yeah, to destroy us. Yeah. Yeah, and it just slams into that giant gas giant. But we all think of that as this sci-fi, kind of fun, crazy movie thing. You're like, that's really real, though. Oh, yeah. Well, look at the moon. The moon's covered in crazy stuff. It's the craters. I mean, we live in a shooting gallery. So this is some of the stuff. Like, look at that. Tell me that doesn't look like water washed over that. The Columbia River. Isn't that nuts? Yeah. Yeah. There's tons of these. And, you know, he does a fantastic job of breaking it all down. But he thinks that these big canyons, even the Grand Canyon, was carved, like, relatively quickly. He thinks this idea that these things, that all this water erosion took place over millions of years, like, I bet it wasn't. He goes, I think it was very quickly. What's really quickly mean, though? I don't know. I mean, who knows? But you're talking about giant chunks of ice and rock from the sky that slam into the earth, change the climate completely, cause massive flooding, just huge amounts of water just rushing over the land. I mean, it just completely makes sense that that's what the stories are. There's so many stories of a flood. Epic of Gilgamesh. It's in the Koran. It's in the Bible. It's in, like, they all have stories. Stories of a great flood. And then, you know, when they see, you see things like the Great Lakes, which the Great Lakes are fucking huge, man. Yeah. Those used to all be glaciers. They used to all be glacier. I wonder how many of those comets it takes to, like, change the makeup of, you know. Depends on the size, right? Yeah. It could be just one. One could do it if it was enormous. This planet has been hit so many times. They find new craters. They find new craters all the time. They found this big one that's off the coast of Australia. I don't remember when they found that one. But when they found that one, they're like, oh, look at this. And by the way, the Aborigines in, the Aboriginals in Australia, they all have flood myths, too. They all have stories. Of floods? Yeah. Massive floods? They all have that. Everybody has, every ancient culture has stories of a great flood that happened a long time ago. Guaranteed. It had to happen. Yeah. I mean, and there's nothing that says it's not. It says that we won't have another one, right? Oh, these data centers are bringing it in. Oh, this is how deep the Great Lakes are. Yo. Like, compared to each other. Fucking A, man. Watch this, though. The bottom of the Mariana Trench compared to that. It's way down there. Whoa. Is that where James Cameron went? Yeah. Did he go all the way down? Yeah. He did. What a psycho. That is psychotic. I met him the other day. Yeah. How was it? Cool, right? Very interesting guy. Really nice guy. Does a lot of martial arts. Does he really? Yeah. Trains a lot. Yeah, he made a record-breaking solo dive to Earth's lowest point, successfully piling a submarine nearly 11 kilometers deep into the bottom of the Mariana Trench. What is that, six miles? What is 11 kilometers? How many miles is that? Yeah. Yeah, that is. That's six miles. It's a little over. Dude, that's crazy. That's crazy. Imagine being six. Six miles underwater. What the fuck are you talking about? You know he's such an expert in those submersibles, too, because he's the one that. He's part of the design of these. 36,000 feet. It's fucking crazy. 36,000 feet. Have you seen what they discover? When the wildlife, the sea life down there? Weird shit. Things that we've never seen before? Weird shit. Yeah. Weird shit. Yeah. They look like aliens. Yeah. Because they live in complete darkness. Mm-hmm. So there's species down there that no one even knew about. Oh, yeah. Well, there's species that. I was watching this video that Forrest Gallant had. There's a bunch of species that have only been discovered one or two times, one or two specimens. There's a specific whale that they only have one specimen. And what is that fucking ghost? Translucent. Jamie, I'm going to send you this because this is very weird. It's a very strange thing that I saw. Holy fuck. Mm. I wanted to send you this. I wanted to send you this because I don't know if this is legit or not. But I've seen it before. And it's this thing that they're detailing that's moving around on the bottom of the ocean. And it seems to be carving a path on the bottom of the ocean. Is it seen from Google Earth? I don't know. Because you're usually not accurate. It's not? No. Just the way that they track that from the satellites isn't the best thing. But I'll see what you say. Well, the thing about this one, I don't know if it's true. But it looks like there's a path that it has on the ground in the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, but how are they getting that information? That's why I'm asking you. I have no idea. I got it from Billy Carson. So Billy Carson has been known to engage in some very bizarre. It's on the screen. Google Earth shows a two-mile dome slowly crawling across the Pacific floor. Okay. So what the fuck is that? Two-mile dome slowly crossing. It's a two-mile dome? Uh-huh. Two miles across, slowly crawling. So look, it looks like it's leaving a trail. Yeah. So is that real? Let's just see what they're getting this information from. There you go. It's like, hey, Google Earth doesn't take video. So like, it's not being a party pooper. I'm just trying to find the area. I'm just trying to deduce things. Do you believe in that idea? I never contemplated it. What? About, you know, extraterrestrial life. That they're not coming from space. That they're coming from the ocean. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. Tim Burchett, the congressman I had him on, and he said that he's been told there's multiple sites where in the ocean, in the deep ocean, where these things keep emerging from. That's a cooler story to me now. Well, it makes sense that they would have a base here. And if you're going to have a base, like if James Cameron can get to the bottom of the fucking ocean. Yeah. Is James Cameron. And didn't he do it in like 2012 or some shit? Yeah, I think that's when that said that was. It's a while ago. Yeah. So he did that 14 fucking years ago. Imagine what they could do. Oh, my God. Full bases down there. Full bases. Why wouldn't they have a base down there? Then we're not going to look. We're too stupid. We barely, imagine, is that James Cameron down there? I love aliens. Avatars of the shit. So cool, man. I always tell you what you got wrong. Yeah. But other than that, islands can't float in the sky. But other than that, pretty cool. True lies. That's a fucking great movie. Yeah, that guy made some bangers, man. He makes bangers. He makes some bangers. Yeah. I mean, the Avatar movies alone, the second one that was underwater, didn't that cost like a fucking billion dollars to make or something ridiculous? He is so, by all accounts, I've never met him, but as a filmmaker, everyone's like, there is not a more supremely confident filmmaker, which I think is something everybody loves and you benefit from if you're in that production. Somebody who just knows their shit so well. Right. I think that's the dream. I think that's the dream of any, whether you're cast or crew, to be with somebody who you're like, oh, this guy fucking knows exactly what he's doing, you know? He's a smart motherfucker. Yeah. I mean, that's why he figured out how to get to the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. Fucking solo submarine. That's insane. It's insane. Yeah, but I mean, how many of those things even exist? Of those submersibles? Yeah. I think they made that one. Yeah. Fuck. I think so. What does that mean? They made it. I mean, nobody had been there. They didn't end it before him? No. I'm pretty sure. He helped design that. Remember when that one imploded? Yeah. The crazy one? Yeah. He was like one of the top people speaking about what they got. He knew. He knew exactly what they got wrong. Yeah. Well, apparently there were some whistleblowers in that company. Yeah. I watched that doc. It was incredible. Yeah. The people that built it were like, don't do this. And when they would do the tests, then the tests would go wrong, and he was like, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Like, if you're going to be negative, don't be around me. Yeah. That's really bad. God, there's so many crazy people out there. So many legitimately crazy people that just want to be right no matter what. He couldn't accept being wrong. He just couldn't accept it. And they'll send people to their death in the ocean in the most horrific way possible. You just get compressed instantaneously. And you just hear it start. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine you're looking around. He's like, good. Tony used to have a bit about that. Really? Yeah. He would. He would. Yeah. At the beginning of his set, he would take his microphone, and he would scratch it on the stool. And people were like, what are you doing? That's the last thing those people in that submarine heard. Oh, my God. So dark. That's the hatch and eye port. I think that's all James Cameron could see out of. Whoa. That guy's big fucking mistake, too, isn't that he couldn't figure out how to design one that was capable. It's that he couldn't design one that was light enough. Yeah. He didn't know how to design one that was light enough to do multiple trips and be towed out. In other words, the cost of hauling out the correct size and weight would have been too much for him to run this business where people could pay to do it. So he kept looking for lighter and lighter materials. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Because then you could haul it out, and it wouldn't be too much weight. And they're like, no, but you need to have steel. He's like, no, that weighs too much. Let's do carbon fiber. You know? Yeah. That was his own ego. Oh. And he couldn't be wrong, and he wanted to run his business. Why do we love carbon fiber so much? I don't know. Every dude loves carbon fiber. I love it. Yeah. I have a Cadillac, the Escalade V. Yeah. You know, it has a carbon fiber dash. Yeah. I love looking at them. Look at all that carbon fiber. It's cool. It looks cool. Space. Yeah. It looks future. I have a carbon fiber trim on things. Yeah. I love it. I had my GT3 RS, my 2007. I had all the Intel. I had all the interior pieces replaced with carbon fiber. Did you really? Yeah. Looks cool. Door latches and everything. It's lighter. It's lighter. It's lighter. Now it goes faster. by like what five pounds for the whole car it's stupid but it's like there's something cool about the way it looks it looks cool especially in a submersible it looks really cool have you seen that company classic recreations that does a 67 mustang all in carbon fiber no bro it's fucking sick it's like a half a million dollar car at least and it takes a long time to make but it's all one piece carbon fiber shell so it's super light and they'll make it with like a supercharged coyote engine so it's like 770 horsepower and it probably weighs under 3,000 pounds it looks like fucking sick oh yeah it's got to be really fast well even if you had a steel one 67s are not that big it's not a big car that's like a 3,000 pound car like i think the 65s are like a 3,000 pound car like i think the 65s 66s and 67 68s were all like relatively similar sized um but the 67s like wider and then they got to like 69 and they got a little bit bigger but like 69 67 68s they got wider and then 69 they got a little bigger who makes it um a company called classic recreations huh i wonder let me see if you can find a video of it there's uh when you see the video of it in carbon fiber with that gt500 that 67 gt500 shape it's fucking sick those carbon fiber has to do really poorly in a wreck right oh terrible yeah yeah it's gotta fall apart yeah yeah it's like you're fucked and also good luck repairing it no shit sony bumps into you in the fucking supermarket parking lot yeah you have to get a whole new fender like they don't repair it it's not like oh don't worry it's just all new shit yeah because you can't like look at that that whole thing is all in carbon fiber and if you see when they get close to it and you look at it see if you get oh it's so rad but if you can see the actual images of like it's hard to tell right there oh that one's kind of painted but some of them are not painted that one's a go back to that one again though i want to see what that looks like that color's sick the green one i just had yeah that color is sick that's a beautiful green yeah right there look at that thing that's really oh my god i never wanted a green mustang like that i don't want to see it i don't want to see it i don't want to see it that before it looks like someone's about to place an order look how cool that thing looks i'm excited for you guys classic recreations i was here for the day joe ordered his i never thought i would like it like that in green i never saw a 67 gd like right there look at that that looks amazing that's fucking cool but the the process of making that designing that is pretty insane yeah i'm sure i mean it's still probably a fairly heavy car but see if you that's the different one that's the shelby they do that they do those um um shelby cobras they do that all in uh carbon fiber as well but there's i know there's videos because i was looking at the other day of ones where you see it it's all in carbon fiber there's a green one there's a green one but i know they have uh see if you can find videos where they like close in on the actual carbon because some of them are just carbon fiber you get to see it here we go go video oh there you go so there you see the carbon fiber like look at that that looks fucking cool yeah that's why you get it because it looks fucking cool there's a thing about being a boy it's really girls don't give a fuck about carbon fiber hell no no way dude not most no why would they care about that but look how good that looks that looks fucking awesome jesus christ that's so cool that's beautiful you got a text no i was looking up these i went to this garage that i saw fucking i was trying to remember what i saw there because it was such a crazy collection dude here in town oh my god of what of cars what kind everything everything like some private owner private owner and most like 99 don't get driven which is the crazier part yeah you just have these sitting here well they're probably a good investment yeah this dude had a gt1 uh a clk gt or a purda mclaren f1 multiple la ferraris sp1s 250 gto like just a stupid fucking collection i love old porsches i do not love old ferraris really yeah the 60s ones though they look bunk to me really yeah i don't like them i think they look beautiful yeah this episode is brought to you by eight sleep there are so many people out there who swear by the pod by eight sleep the smart mattress cover that goes on your existing mattress but if you've been on the fence now's the time to get on board why because they've just released pod six i'm gonna make it real simple for you here are the pod six headline upgrades it's a 50 smaller hub so it'll fit under most bed frames it features 20 faster temperature relief with nine times more biometric sensors in the cover it starts at just one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine dollars the lowest starting price eight sleep has ever offered and if that's not enough this pod cools each side of the bed 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compared to your little uh cayman yeah i mean that thing's insane it's so fun that's a mid-engine car that's got modern suspension modern brakes modern technology and what like 650 horsepower it's got some crate it's got tuned up bonkers yeah and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers bonkers and it sounds insane we've got some crazy it's got tuned up bonkers and it sounds insane we've you drove by my house with that thing i you drove by my house with that thing i remember i got a boner i remember you remember i got a boner i walked inside then you walked outside walked inside then you walked outside and you were like yeah i'm like i wanted and you were like yeah i'm like i wanted to watch you drive off yeah i wanted to watch you drive off yeah i wanted to hear it i think still it's so fun it's so fun yeah see that's what i wanted to hear it's so fun it's so fun yeah see that's what i like i like stuff that you drive yeah like i like stuff that you drive yeah i was telling you that's why i like my i was telling you that's why i like my super snake because it's not super snake because it's not super snake because it's not it's it's a great american muscle car like a it's it's a great american muscle car like a it's it's a great american muscle car like a modern muscle car it's not the modern muscle car it's not the modern muscle car it's not the fastest car it's not doesn't handle the fastest car it's not doesn't handle the fastest car it's not doesn't handle the best but it's the most exciting it's best but it's the most exciting it's best but it's the most exciting it's like the most fun to drive yeah i was like the most fun to drive yeah i was like the most fun to drive yeah i was just talking about this about when you just talking about this about when you just talking about this about when you get into cars get into cars get into cars so when you start off and you drive a so when you start off and you drive a honda accord honda accord honda accord and somebody goes you should have a and somebody goes you should have a and somebody goes you should have a mustang mustang mustang you get in a mustang you're like faster you get in a mustang you're like faster you get in a mustang you're like faster right he goes faster so faster equates right he goes faster so faster equates right he goes faster so faster equates with better more fun and better and then with better more fun and better and then with better more fun and better and then you get let's say to a 911 you're like you get let's say to a 911 you're like you get let's say to a 911 you're like faster faster faster more fun better and in your mind more fun better and in your mind there's this formula of like, well, as long as it's faster, it's going to be better. And then it crosses over to this other plane, where you go, oh, it's faster, but all the fun is not there anymore. And you have to find a place where you go, like, fast doesn't equal fun, necessarily. There's a fun that's a mixture of things. That there is a fast aspect, but there can be too fast. It's a feeling that you get from fun cars. Yes. Like one of my favorite cars that I ever had that I kind of miss, I had a 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible. You ever see that? I drove it to the commerce store a bunch of times. I did see that. I loved that car. Yeah, because you drove it once. I want to say this is fucking amazing. The Canyon Club one time, I remember. Yeah, yeah. I loved it because it was the only car that I ever bought that was like that, that was a convertible. And it felt a little sketchy, like a little wobbly because it was a convertible. But the feeling that you get, it wasn't the most horsepower. I think back then they had like 500 or 550 or something like that, which is a lot. But today it's not. Today it's not. But it had a supercharger and it would whine when you'd get on it. And it was a solid rear axle, so it would kick out all the time. It was like, it handled like dog shit. Yeah. It wasn't the best, but it was fun. Like you go around a corner and fucking stomp on the gas and wah. It was fun. But it was the torque and the sound. And because it was a convertible, you hear the sound right there. There's nothing there. That's fun. It was like one of my most enjoyable cars I ever owned. I loved it. I missed it. When I got rid of it, I was like, I should have kept that fucker. Yeah. The fun, like that piece of it, I think if you have a bunch of cars, you want stuff that's comfortable. Because sometimes you're like, shit, I need to be in some type of comfort. Yes. For this one. For this one thing I'm doing. Yes. And then the rest of the time, you just want to have fun. Yeah. Jamie, show me a picture of a 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible, black. That's what you had? Yeah. I missed it. It wasn't the best looking car either. It was good looking. It was cool looking, but it was just the driving fun. It was like one of the first frivolous cars that I bought when I had some money. I tell you, I missed, I think it was a 981 GTS. That's not it. Yeah. It is. That's it. That's it. That's exactly it. That's exactly the car. That's exactly what I had. I didn't have a roll bar though. Fuck, I loved it. Yeah. Maybe it had a roll bar. I don't think so though. Nah, I think it was like that. Can you look up, if I got this right, 981 GTS? God, I missed that car. Blue? I really missed that fucking Shelby. In blue? Yeah. I had that. Ooh, baby. And I sent it to BBI. Uh-huh. They did tuning on it. I had never been sad about selling something until after I sold that. That shit was so much fun to drive. Get yourself another one, Tommy boy. I know. Go back to that Shelby. I might have to get one of them. We're looking at like old girlfriends right now. I know. I know. Miss her. Really fun ones. Yeah. Who swallowed. That thing was so fun, man. Yeah, yeah. I loved driving it. Great tits. And again, look at that one. It's good with the red stripe. And again, it wasn't like nobody was, you know, nobody was like, whoa, you're a baller. It wasn't like that at all. It was just fun for me. Yeah. That's what it's about, man. Yeah. And again, not the fastest car. Pretty fast for the time, but, you know, like Porsche's handle. Like before that, I had had a 911 Turbo. It's way faster. Handles way better. I remember taking that, getting chased by a Mustang up Benedict Canyon and just losing his ass. Oh, yeah. That was the fun. Oh, those things handle so well. Yeah. That's a 3,000 pound car too, right? Yeah. Like probably. Something like that. Yeah. Like my Shelby Super Snake, that's probably like close to 4,000 pounds. Cars today are very heavy. They're very heavy. I looked up the Escalade IQ, the all electric. That's 9,000 pounds. I know. It's crazy. That's so crazy. It's massive. Ooh, there's one for sale. How much is it? Oh, 45. Only 45 grand? How many miles on it? 16,000 miles? Edit this out. I'm going to have to buy that. Look at that fucking thing. That's cool. Bookmark it. Yeah, dude. I'm in love. That's it. See, it's like kind of cheap inside and everything. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's the fun of it. How many horsepower does those things have? 5.4 liter supercharged V8. Let's find out how many horsepower that thing has. 5.50? Yeah. That sounds about right. That's your girl, man. Loved it. That's her. I loved it. It was like it wasn't precious. I didn't mind parking it places. And if it had a dent on it, it'd probably look cooler. Yeah, yeah. It didn't matter. It was just the being in it and just. And the wind in your hair. I didn't have any hair. Fucking wind in your face. The sound. I will say, I think there's no better top down city than LA. I love a convertible in LA is like the greatest. You have like three weeks to do it here before your head burns. Yeah. Especially us. Oh, fuck. Your head's shaved. Unless you're wearing a hat. Got to. But there it's like perfect. Oh, yeah. Especially, well, I would love it at night driving down Sunset. I loved it. I loved coming over Laurel. I'd have like a music playlist that I'd listen to. Like my perfect going to the comedy store playlist. Yeah. And then another one on the way out is the best. Yeah. But there's something about like, it was also like, wow, I'm really in Hollywood. I'm really going to do a show at the comedy store in Hollywood. And this is my job. Like, this is crazy. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. It's so cool. Yeah. To be one of those sperm that made it through and cracked the egg. I went there like a week ago. It was super fun. I heard it was awesome during the Netflix festival. Was that when you were there? Yes. Yeah. It was super fun. Everybody said it was like the comedy store of old. It was great. Yeah. Peter Shore texted me, sent me some pictures. He's like, dude, you should be here. It's amazing. It was fucking bumping, man. That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. It was really fun. I've been going to your club, too. I'm working on a new hour. So it's been really fun to get reps. How long have you been doing sets now? Not long. Because last time I talked to you. So like a month. Yeah? Yeah. Do you want to do a set Tuesday or Wednesday? I leave. I go back to LA. I got this thing. I have to go. I have to fly out for it to announce. Oh, what are you doing? Can you tell anybody? I don't think I can yet. Not yet? Oh, tell me. I'll tell you. Okay, tell me. I'll tell you. I won't tell anybody. No one will hear. But when I come back, I'd love to. Are you going to do a season three? I don't know. That'll be up to them, I guess. See how it does? Yeah, see how it does. Oh. It's so fucking fun to do. Such a good show, dude. It's such a perfect show for you. Because it's so obvious that it's your imagination. Because no one would think of these fucking things. Yeah. Yeah. The one, I don't want to give it away. Oh, you can. You can. The one where it's the girl that you knew for a long time, and then- Oh, yeah. Floriana. And you want to let her in the car? Yeah. That felt like real life, you know? I was saying to myself, why doesn't he just open the door and get out? Yeah, I know. Well, it was more fun to- Yeah, of course. See horrible things happen to her. I would say this, because it's not a credit to me, but I always wanted to emphasize how I wanted it to look, and my DP, Nico Wiesnett, is brilliant. So everything looks like a fucking movie, you know? Yeah. Like the Slave one looks like an Oscar-winning film. It really does. Yeah. That's so ridiculous. It's so crazy. I don't want to give that away either, but it's so ridiculous. Yeah, it's crazy. It's really crazy. It's so fun. Yeah, they just let us have fun. It's such a different experience than what I'm used to and what you're used to with stand-up, which is such a solo endeavor. But to have a team from the writer's room to actually getting into production of everybody collaborating, it's such a fun thing. It's also so irreverent. I don't think you could do it anywhere but Netflix. I don't think anybody would allow you to. I don't think so either. They really are, you know, for all the shit that people justifiably talk about, about, like, studios and execs and stuff. For this show, I've never had an experience like it where they're just like, go for it. No, they let you just do whatever you want. Yeah. Look, they're the best at that. Yeah. I mean, think about the amount. I mean, they get a lot of criticism about some of the content. Sure. But it's really the idea is they'll let anything in there. They let anything. That's good. Yeah. Like, you're not going to agree with all of it. Of course. You're going to think it's far-left content or some of it. But the thing is- The thing is, they're not ideologically captured. Like, it's not like they only allow, like, woke content. Not at all. They'll let you go ham. Not at all. Yeah. They let you push it and- I don't think anybody else would do it. They were the first people I showed it to, and thankfully they said yes. But I think it would- Yeah. I think it would have been shut down after that. Yeah. There's no chance. Yeah. Like, just the first scene in the first episode where you're- You take the pill? The Kevin Nealon, yeah. Just that. Like, there's not a fucking chance in hell. Yeah. No, there's not. The things that you're doing, there's no- No. And we have one you haven't seen later with Jesus that I don't think would fly other places. With Johnny Pemberton in it. He's amazing. Great cast. Great people came in. Kirk Fox did one. Frankie Quinones did one. Oh, nice. Odette Annabelle did one. I'm leaving people out. Martha Kelly. There's a great cast. And they all signed. We had people, by the way, We had a couple, one time the casting director sat me down and was like, hey, just so you know, I sent out submissions for this one you did. And all the agents called me today said I would never put an actor in a position to do something like this. And then one actor called one of the people on our staff and was like, you can't make this one. They're like, this is wrong. An actor. An actor. This is dangerous to put out in the world. And we were like, what? She was that offended by it. But she wasn't in it. No, but she had been offered a part. So she was like, I read what you offered me. I'm so offended. I was like, okay. Yeah. She really was like, I'm going to call people and I hope you guys don't make this. Isn't it amazing that she's an activist? Yeah, clearly wasn't also understanding the tone. Was it the girl from Snow White? No, but I heard she's a handful. Seems like it. Yeah. Seems like she cost that movie a lot of money. Oh my God. I know. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. And what that does to the rest of her career. Oh, she's fucked. Yeah. Yeah. She's especially in this because that was like at the tipping point of woke being like we had woke fatigue. And then she didn't, wasn't the whole thing that she didn't want to promote, which is like, that's the whole, that's half the gig, man. Promoting your thing is half the gig. Well, the problem is that when. She would talk, she would say things that were so unappealing that like you're, you're trying to sell a movie. People want to like you. You're Snow White. You can't be like chastising people. Yeah. Whatever you're doing. Scolding people. Yeah. Lecturing them. And you're like, you're a kid. Yeah. Don't do that. Be like, thanks for the gig. Yeah. Where I got to play pretend. Thank you. It was amazing. I had to play Snow White. But the whole thing was doomed anyway when they, they weren't going to use dwarves. Right. They called them magical creatures instead of dwarves. Isn't that the whole deal? The, the literal title of the story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Yeah. The dwarves all have names. So they all had to. That's the story. You don't want to make a story on the seven dwarves. You're going to have to make a new story. Is dwarf offensive though? Yes. It is? To some. Some like little people. They don't like midget. They don't like dwarf. Well, midget I knew, but I thought dwarf was like the polite way to say it. Not anymore. Okay. The goalposts keep them moving. Keep it going. Keep it going. If you went into a coma. And. And you woke up like three years later, you'd be so lost. You'd be lost. Is what you kind of can't say. Yeah. It's like old people talk and you're like, whoa. Yeah. Color, they say colored. Colored, yeah. You're like, yo, it's people of color. Yeah. Well, they, they would say that. Yeah. Back in the, like in the forties or whatever. Oh yeah. Yeah. Which is odd that colored is offensive, but people of color is not offensive. Yeah. Like if you try to explain that to someone logically, they'd be like, what? Like if it was another language and like, oh, you can say it like that, you have to say it like this, he'd be like, what, why? It's the same thing. I'm saying the same thing. I know. People of color is okay. What do I say again? People of, okay. Of color. Then in South Africa, that is a term, you know? What do you mean? In South Africa, there's black, white, and colored. Oh, those are the three. What's colored? Uh, anyone who's not black or white. So like, like Chinese people, like, no, like if you're mixed or if you're Indian, you know, like, oh, wow. Then you're colored. Oh. Yeah. How weird, man. So that's like the three. Boy. Broad terms. Yeah. But I remember I was in Canada once and I said, oh my God, I don't remember if I said like native and they were like, yo, and I was like, I can't say native. And they were like, that's kind of offensive. We don't say that. First peoples. Yeah. So, and that was the first time I had heard that something that I thought I was saying like with respect. Was disrespectful. I was like, really native. They're like, yeah. Hey, easy. Stop fucking saying it. I'm like, that's crazy. Okay. I was in Vancouver. Well, Vancouver. Super. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Super woke. Didn't used to be. Was it not? Nah. It's like weed. It was like a big weed place. It was a fun place. I've all, I'd always loved going to Vancouver. Vancouver used to be the shit. I mean, I haven't been in a long time. The last time I was supposed to go, I had a big four 20 show that was supposed to be there in 2020. Like right, right after the pandemic. We're doing. We're doing an arena up there and we had to shut it down and then we rescheduled it and they had to shut it down again and then things just got real weird up there and I'm like, I'm not going back. Really? Yeah. I'm not going back. You haven't been there in Canada since? No. And I've talked a lot of shit about Canada. Yeah. You have talked a lot of shit. A lot of shit. You talked a lot of shit about Trudeau. Yeah. A lot of shit. He's out of power now. He's not. Yeah. Justifiably though. It's like what they did up there. They, they, they're doing some wild thing. And they just completely wrecked that country in terms of what they're moving closer and closer to communism in this really weird way. And I know people want to push back against that, but you have to understand that like they don't have, first of all, they don't have freedom of speech or they have hate speech laws so they can move the goal. But this was Jordan Peterson's argument about this when they were trying to impose certain pronouns that he was supposed to use and certain things that you're supposed to say. And it's like, you can't force me to say things. Like you're, this is for speech and this is, and the problem is they'll call things hate speech. And then if you use force, they'll force you to use that under the threat of law. And it's like, okay, well what is, where does this go? What's it goes to? You're going to arrest people for not going along with 78 different pronouns or whatever the fuck they are. Are you going to, you're going to kick them out of their job? Like, do you understand that this is kind of crazy? Yeah. And then this weird thing they're doing with made. Okay. Um, where. Where they're doing assisted suicide. You know, you know about all this. Okay. One in 20 people in Canada, make sure this is true. One in 20 people in Canada dies from assisted suicide. One in 20? One in 20. There's an actual business now that's involved in assisted suicide. Is that government sanctioned? Like, is it government sanctioned? Yeah. It's a program. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. And they, they killed a guy who had seasonal depression. Look at this 5.1% of all deaths in the country. Holy fuck. Yeah. Medically assisted dying. That's what it's called. That's made, uh, officially known as medical assistance in dying between 2016 and 2024. There were 76,475 recorded made deaths. Damn. You can just sign up and just be like, I want this. I don't like this 2024 alone. There were 16,499 made provisions. 5% of all deaths, 5.1% of all deaths in the country. How nuts is that? That's nuts. Find the one guy that they killed that had seasonal depression. And the family was like, what the fuck? He just walks into a place? You could just sign up. You sign up for it. I don't want to live anymore. Holy shit. I'm depressed. I'm depressed. There you go. Canadian man, 26 with seasonal depression, euthanized despite no terminal illness. Look at that guy. Oh, that was recent. He just needs friends. Yeah. Guy needs a hug. 26 year old Canadian man who had seasonal depression has been euthanized by a notorious doctor who is personally responsible for ending the lives of over 400 of her patients. Oh my God. What a psycho. This fucking Uday is back. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy. Okay. So it's just, he had other issues. So Keanu Vuffian. I don't know how to say his last name, but also had partial vision loss and lived with type one diabetes. He faced mental health struggles, which often became worse in the winter as a result of a car accident when he was 17. After losing vision in one of his eyes in 2022, he became obsessed with ending his life by assisted dying. Hmm. That's really fucking sad, man. God damn. Yeah. You just not happy. Instead of people saying, let's figure out a way to survive. Yeah. Let's figure out a way to make you happy. Yeah. You know. We're going to put you down. We're going to just put you down. And then there's money in it, which is weird. It's weird where there's money gets exchanged. People make a living doing it. People, the government pays for it. There's profit involved in killing people. In killing people. Yeah. They're killing old people that just don't want to do it anymore. I'm having a hard time, matey. Oh, step into the chamber. Fuck. I don't know what they do to them. I don't know. If family knew beforehand or they just get a notification, hey, we put them down. Right. If you're a grown adult, I wonder if the family even gets informed if you don't want them to be. What is the way they do it? Is it a lethal injection? What if you're like, I want to be beheaded. I want to go guillotine style. I want to have my tongue ripped out by pliers first. Oh, I read this crazy story about this guy who set up a guillotine. He set up a guillotine over his bed and he timed it for when he was asleep. So he timed it for 3:00 AM and so he went to sleep and then his father heard this loud bang in the middle of the night and thought that maybe he fell down or something fell over. And the son had literally rigged a guillotine with a timer in his house and at 3:00 AM it hit the switch. And this giant fucking blade lops off his head. A really cool thing to do to your parents, man. Bro, he must have hated his dad. Fuck. Hey, fuck. All that shitty things you said to me and all the fucked up way you raised me. Yeah, see if you can find that story. Holy. Who knows what's real, but I think it's real. Guillotine death was suicide. Builder Boyd Taylor spent several weeks constructing the complex device at the home he shared with his father in the village of Milburn near Morpeth. Where is that? Is that England? Bro, several weeks. This is super methodical. Oh, yeah. The general hospital recorded a verdict of suicide on Thursday. The hearing was told that the complicated mechanism was primed to switch itself on at 3.30 GMT and cause a blade to fall on Mr. Taylor's neck. In a written statement read out by Southeast Northumberland coroner Eric Armstrong, Robert Taylor said he knew his son had been working on something in his bedroom for several weeks. Jesus Christ. He was woken by a rumbling noise. What she thought was the chimney had fallen off the roof. Oh, my God. That's his head. Father and son worked together in the family building company, but Boyd Taylor has been off over Christmas saying he wanted to stay at home. Fuck. I respect the message so much. Yeah. Like the fuck you of it all to his dad. This is my favorite part. He said Mr. Taylor's death was not a spur of the moment decision. No shit. Duh. Yeah. Fucking crazy, man. Oh, my God. That's the crazy thing. That's the crazy thing about people that want to kill themselves. Oftentimes they don't tell anybody. Yeah. And no one knows until it happens. Oh, yeah. And they're like, imagine if you're his dad and you're like, I should have fucking checked his bedroom. Yeah. Maybe I could have hugged him. I heard him hammering. Maybe I could have gotten him some MDMA. Maybe I could have done something to snap him out of it. I thought he was just making a cool cabinet. Yeah. I want to respect his privacy. But maybe his dad doesn't think like that, you know. Maybe his dad's like, that faggot. He's out there. Sucking cucks and he gets sad. Fuck him. I don't know. Yeah. I mean. I don't know why I had that accent in the wrong country. But I mean, to want to do that and have your dad find it. Bro. That's dark. That's really dark. Yeah. You don't like your dad for sure. No. Or you don't care. You don't give a fuck about anybody. You still working on that thing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's a cabinet. Leave me the fuck alone, dad. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, son. Did you feel like fishing? Maybe. Sometime. No. Maybe. Maybe. Not now. Maybe in the spring. Yeah. Maybe after 3.30 a.m. tomorrow. What? It's a weird time. Yeah. Fuck, man. I mean, yeah. It's set. Timed and rigged. Also, he wanted to impress people. Like, wow. Respect. Respect. Like, this guy fucking playing. His level of dedication to this plan is pretty incredible. I mean, he set it above his fucking neck while he was sleeping. How do you fall asleep? Yeah. Right there. Okay. Good night. Ding. Yeah. Ka-chunk. And he had, like, a test run, for sure. Oh, for sure. A hundred percent. And the night. Oh. The inquest at Mass Bath General Hospital, Ashington, was told yesterday that the younger man had weighted the blade with a paving slab wired to plywood wedged into a wooden block at the foot of his bed. An electric jigsaw was plugged into a timer switch. The saw cut the wood, releasing the wire holding the blade. Wow. He took 12 sleeping pills, bro. Wow. That might have killed him anyway, right? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. He took 12 sleeping pills before laying under the guillotine, knowing that the sedatives were so strong that his position in the bed would not alter as he slept. Wow. Fuck. His father heard the jigsaw in action and thought the chimney had collapsed, but returned to the bed when all felt quiet. Felt quiet. The mechanism cut power to the electric tool after it had completed its tasks. Wow. He had it set to shut off after it completed its task. This guy was thorough. But, like, also his knowledge of being able to put that together, like, that's some engineering skill. Look at this. It says his son had never fully recovered from his parents' separation when he was 15. He had attempted suicide as a teenager. He's 36 now. It's 21 years later. Meanwhile, like, I think dad was a dick, dude. Maybe. Yeah. Possibly. Yeah. This also says they were partners. He was in a small building firm he ran with his father. Yeah. We said that earlier, I think. Yeah. He was working on a carpentry project. Jeez. He was also at the father's house, correct? Yeah. He left work to go back. I don't know. It seems like they were separated, but they definitely weren't. I thought they were living together. Dude, it said it's an eight-foot-high, three-foot-wide structure that he put in his room. Yeah. How's dad not notice that? He's in a cottage. See, that means it's small. It's small, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's just not paying attention. Yeah, exactly. Built an inner door to his bedroom. An inner door? Before putting together the eight-foot-high, three-foot-wide structure, housing a guillotine blade and devices to trigger its descent. Man. Probably one of the wildest ways to go. I've never heard anything like this, man. That guy doesn't need the Canadian government. No. He's like, I got this. I got this. I got this. I mean, there's some creative ways to do it, but that's probably the. They do a. And to find the. To leave the discovery is also. Yeah. Yeah. And also just leave a mess. You got to clean that up. Is that what it. Is that the thing? Is that what it looks like? I mean, there's an article about it, and the picture is right below the paragraph. That's it? Talking about it. But why is it all covered in blood? No, that's probably. I don't know. That's probably. That might not be it. It might just be a guillotine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, dude. I was trying to find pictures. He knew he was building something. And he made sure it was real. Oh, hi. So that fucker had some good momentum. Shaboom. Woo. A paving stone. Oh, my God, dude. Bro. What a fucking psycho. 12 sleeping pills. I'm getting out of here. Yeah. So you find your spot. Yeah. Imagine the last thoughts in his mind, like. Fuck you, dad. See you in Valhalla. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck you, dad. I know there's certain states where you can go and whack yourself in America. Oregon's one of them. Mm-hmm. Because Michael Lair, you remember him from Kill Tony? He had ALS. Yes. Yes. He ended his life up there. Yeah. I mean. He was at the door. That level of suffering, though. Yeah. He actually went up there once and chickened out. Or didn't chicken out. Changed his mind, I should say. I wouldn't say chickened out. That's a terrible way to say it. Yeah. Went up there, changed his mind, came back, and did a couple more episodes of Kill Tony. And then what? And then went up and did it. I met him a couple of times. Funny dude, man. Very funny. Very funny dude. Real bummer. Yeah. You know, it's like, I get that. I get when you're at that stage. But seasonal depression? That's not, yeah. Settle down. There's that thing in Alaska. If you get seasonal depression and you kill someone, it's a lesser charge. Really? Yeah, because it's so prevalent there. God damn. Be nice to people in the winter. Yeah. It was dark all day. Did you ever see that movie, 30 Days of Night? No. It's a vampire movie about Alaska. I saw the one with Pacino and Robin Williams. That also is like an insomnia thing in Alaska. I don't know what that one is, no. Is it called that? It's called Insomnia, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you feel it watching that movie. The performances and the way it's shot pull it out of you. You're like, fuck. You ever see that one where Robin Williams played the psycho guy? Yeah. He develops pictures. Yes. 24-hour photo, I think it's called. Was that Bobcat? Did he make that? He did a few with Robin Williams, I think. I don't know if he made that. He might have, but that one was nuts. Robin Williams was so fucking good. So talented, man. So talented. That he could be that funny and also that creepy. Yeah. That he could really play a real fucking psycho really well. Yeah, one-hour photo. One-hour photo. That's it. Who made that one? Nah, Robert. Oh, Mark Romanek. Mark Romanek, sorry. Yeah, that was fucking super creepy. Super creepy. Yeah. This 30 Days a Night is a fun vampire movie. Is it? Because they show up in Alaska during the time it's the winter where it's night for 30 days in like northern Alaska. Yeah. And they don't ever have to go to sleep in the day and they just fuck everybody up for like 30 days. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Fun. I did Alaska in the opposite in the summer when it was sun. Never. That's weird. That's weird, too. Yeah, Ari and I did that once. We did some shows and we went salmon fishing. And it was like bright out at 2 a.m. Yeah. Weird. It's weird, man. We got back to the hotel and like the sun's out. It's like midnight. I know. You don't know what to do. Yeah. Your body's so confused. It's a very confusing feeling. How do people sleep up there? With masks? They just put the eye masks on? Yeah, everyone has like blackout windows and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember you're like, wait, it's not that late, right? And you're like, no, it's midnight right now. I wonder if crime goes down. In the summer months? Yeah. I wonder, you know? It has to. You would imagine. Because I think people do more crime. They're like, ooh, it's dark out. Yeah. Go do crime. And crime is also, isn't crime usually spike in places when it's like heat waves? Probably. Yeah. They get hot and angry. Yeah. You get more domestics for sure. Yeah. Well, that's why you brought the seasonal depression thing when it's night out all the time. Yeah. That's why people whack each other. Yeah. Makes sense. You get so fucking depressed. Yeah. Oh, no vitamin D. Especially if you're not a vitamin person, you're not supplementing. Ugh. yeah you have no vitamin d none yeah that's what's fucked about like flu season people like oh flu season flu's coming around well why do you think that is it's because no one's outside because no one has any vitamin d so everybody gets the flu is that why 100 yeah that's why why else would flu have a season you can get flu in the summer you can get flu anywhere what why is why are so many people getting it but your immune system immune system's destroyed my doctor told me that my doctor explained to me that when he was uh an internist in new york city that he would test people in the middle of the winter and they would have undetectable levels of vitamin d in their system really it's crazy because some people just never go outside and they just they're indoors all the time and they don't take any vitamins and their system just breaks down they're eating fucking sloppy joes and french fries and you wonder why they're like i can't believe i got sick yeah i can't believe you're alive yeah yeah well that's what's fucked up about sunlight is that like sunlight is actually a necessary part of being a human being like you actually need it for vitamin d i have such a notable i mean like dramatic difference in how much i got sick when i was fatter oh yeah versus that like of course dramatic i was getting sick like like real sick like seven times a year really yeah wow yeah you've made like one of the most dramatic transformations of anybody that i know other than jelly roll jelly oh my god jelly rolls is nuts yeah i just saw him he was he went he came to the 5k he's down 300 pounds i know he was just the club he's he's practicing stand-up yeah i heard dude he killed really i mean dude well yeah he has he's got good jokes let's get some funny stories he's a funny guy and he's like he's comfortable and with an audience exactly yeah and just super likable yeah but it's like and vulnerable he's a vulnerable guy too and his transformation is even more crazy because he was at death's door he was like he couldn't even walk up a flight of stairs yeah it's amazing what he's done it really is amazing incredible inspires a bunch of people too which is which is awesome and he's not done no like he's still full steam ahead like he's changed his whole lifestyle it's like a full shift and now it's all just about getting that skin cut off yeah i'm like oh that one hurts just thinking about it but i imagine how great he's gonna feel after that it's gonna feel so good oh yeah when it all heals up you know doing it the right way though like he's got to get like a hyperbaric chamber you know um definitely take peptides and you know it's just scary because like skin gets infected you know infections are fucking terrifying that's like the uday hussein thing horrible motherfucker yeah dragging people through gravel and then dunking them in sewers what a piece of shit that guy was and you also had to have the thought of like how can i make this worse right you know and someone's like these people infected well you could put them in a like a bowl of shit and he's like let's do that let's scratch them up a lot first yeah let's drag them through gravel there's wounds yeah all over their body and then dunk them in a sewer like you got it boss yeah oh infections are fucking scary man i know a lot of people that get skin infections because of jujitsu oh yeah that's a it's a big thing huge huge thing mikey musumichi just defended his uh ufc brazilian jujitsu why can't i say that ufc bjj title and um got hospitalized right afterwards with staff didn't um you know kyle bush the driver he just died and he died of sepsis right but that's like a type of infection as well yeah how did he get that i believe i already had pneumonia and then didn't treat it and kept you know racing and damn that's not 41 man that's nuts it's fucking nuts man crazy yeah sepsis is crazy one of my wife's friends from high school died of sepsis just a few years back my dad got 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training but it was that was a while ago yeah years ago he wouldn't stop training like he's such an animal that while he had covid he would not stop training now that was a huge upset right it was an upset it was an upset i thought it could happen that way i i was actually saying like a lot of people like ari was arguing with me on he's like you always say that when someone doesn't have a chance you always hype it up like i think strickland can win this fight because strickland is like insanely durable he's scary because he doesn't go away he's not going to get tired he doesn't go away he's tough as shit he was abused when he was young so he's angry like he he's he's dangerous and he's super skillful it's very hard to hit and he and he fought in one with a blown out shoulder yeah he's crazy he fucked his shoulder up like the week of the fight like did something bad he's coming and getting some stem cells that he fucked it up and he doesn't even know what it was but he couldn't use it right i could tell when he was warming up before the fight started he was doing this with his arm just doing this like he was warming up doing this and he kept doing this and that's what you do when your arm hurts yeah like if you hurt your shoulder like how bad does it hurt let me check let me check real quick and that's how he went into a fight went to a world title fight against the scariest guy in the division and beat him fuck with one arm i saw him that was like the day before two days before something he was like uh doing construction on his driveway yeah bro rides a motorcycle everywhere world champion yeah yeah he just was went to uh that misfits no what is it called um aiden ross's thing that he does he does something called um what does he call it brand something or not brand risk brand risk he has people fight ray j the guy who did the yeah with kim kardashian he just got knocked the fuck out i saw did you see the post interview yeah he was like what the fuck man i thought we had a deal yeah like that was weird they made some sort of a deal yeah apparently well at least he was implying that the guy wasn't going to punch him in the face and knock him out well the weird thing is if you want i feel like if you watch that again the punch none of it's like you're not watching pros obviously none of it seems like it just seems kind of wild and as he sees him stunned he doesn't do what most people do when you stun somebody which is follow up right he's kind of like oh shit like right kind of the body language lends itself to that theory like he did he just was like oh And he's laughing, but he's also celebrating. He's like, ah, fuck it. I knocked him out. Look how out of shape Ray J is, too. That's a crazy thing to be accepting a fight when you're that out of shape. Super Hot Fire. That's his name, Super Hot Fire. But see, he's just like. Well, both guys look like they didn't know what they were doing. But he hit him with one shot, and that was all it took. That's crazy. So they must have made some sort of a deal. They weren't going to hurt each other, and they were going to do it for money. I wonder how much he paid them. That's so weird. Someone asked during the press conference they had, which I thought was true. Ray J said like a month or two ago he was dying of some heart disease or something really bad. And they're like, you're fighting? He's like, yeah, I'm going in here to die. You saw the Cam Newton thing, right? Cam Newton? Yeah. With Ray J? No. Oh, that's the best clip of the year on the internet. What is it? When Cam's like, are you gay? Yeah. You haven't seen that? No. Oh, it's the best. On Cam's podcast? Yes, it's the best. No. What do you do? I can't do it justice. Okay, okay, okay. It's the best thing I've ever seen. And part of what's so great is that you know this. I know this from conducting interviews. There's a certain point in an interview that you're having with someone where if they start saying something, the best thing you can do is shut the fuck up, you know? Right. It's like you can just go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him some air. And Cam just goes. Cam is 80% of the comedy, but it is the best. The full clip is just incredible. Is that the whole thing? I hope so. It's at least over a minute. Oh. You asked me that last time. So I listen to like Biggie Smalls. You like Biggie? Are you a fan of Biggie? Can you just answer my question? He just said are you gay? I'm giving you an analogy to it. There's something to it. Can you answer yes or no and then go into that? Shout out to the gay agency. Yes. What does it matter if I'm gay or not? I just, it doesn't matter. I'm just asking a question. As people like people, when they leave here, we're all together. When you leave and it's done and it's a wrap for the day, everybody's going to do something. Everybody's going to go to their respective places. Some people are going to go home and I hate to say this, but it's just going to be grimy, but I'm sure there's people that go home, they got a dog, their favorite dog. They stop by the store, grab some peanut butter. Lee Ray, how old are you? I'm 45. You're 45 years old. In 45 years of living, have you ever been with a man? This is not the full version. Yeah, it cuts off. You cut off the best part. Sorry. That's all right, man. Try to find the full version. It's so fantastic. Well, it's a three hour podcast. I know. Maybe the 412 one is it? Or maybe this. What is this? How long is this one? This is talking about having sex with women, though. Said he has sex with 11,500 women. It was a massive parade. You're talking about different partners. What? Yeah. So we did a celebration. Booby trap. I would scroll. Try to get to where we were. This could go forever. How many times you've had sex? No, no, no. A little more. These are 2,000 different people. I want to be at 9,000. More. I can only fuck a thousand more bitches. I can't do any more. The average of the volume of different sex partners. Some of my homegirls. More. But I don't think. What's your body count? No, this isn't it. No, that's not it. This is just a body count thing. If you go back to your search, 412 there, that might be it. See that one? This might be it. Yeah. Some people go home and put peanut butter on themselves. It's so much better. Okay, just pass where we were. So people like people. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is it. Scoot ahead a little bit. When they leave here, we're all together. It's like he's trying to grab some peanut butter. Just watch this. Right? Go home, excited to see their dog. They put a bunch of peanut butter on their feet. Then the dog can lick it off. Some people even go further to watch TV on all fours. Slab a little peanut butter in the crack and enjoy their show. And the dog is having a good time. Right? I don't know what that is. It's none of my business. Have you ever did that? He's not looking at him. I've never had a dog lick my ass with peanut butter. Have you ever had a dog lick my ass with peanut butter? Um, no. But I'm familiar with it. Okay, so, Willie Ray. I'm familiar with it because I caught somebody doing it. Willie Ray. I won't say no names, but it was a lot. Willie Ray. Yes. How old are you? I'm 45. You're 45 years old. No. You have not. You have not is now you're going into it. No, I'm not. I'm just trying to confirm. Yeah, but I don't want to, but here's the thing. I sit on a gaiety board, pause. And I'm the only straight person on the board. But, again, I have friends. Shout out to Tarod. Shout out to Dumpin' D. Shout out to Backshot. Dumpin' D? Backshot? And everybody else that supports the gaiety. The gaiety? What is the gaiety? I have no idea. He's on the board. It's not an agency. It's a gaiety. Yeah. There you go. All things LGBTQ plus IA, IA plus. I'm sorry. It's just because I was already going in and then you looked up. Plus IA, but it's IA plus. Okay, cool. Cool. Okay, cool. Yeah. I didn't want to have to ask this, but it's fair. Are you gay? No, sir. Okay. See? And I've never experienced nobody getting licked. No. I'm just. But that's for older people. Older people do that. No, I'm thinking like, it's like 50, 55. Oh, older. Older people. Older people. They get their asshole licked by dogs. Keep going? No. We get it. I get it. Boy, he's insane. Isn't that great? What a character. You should have him on your mom's house. I fucking would love to. Have him explain what the post-fight speech was about. What was that about? Is he also the one that had the products with the glasses? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's invented some of the world's best products, too. I don't know if you know about that. Yeah, it's fucking amazing, dude. It's amazing. What is the post-fight speech? See if you can find that. Because he said something really crazy. The way he said it was like very strange. Talking about. Yeah. He was like getting interviewed and then he's like, yo, man. Like literally. He's like, I thought we weren't doing this. I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Yeah. Or anything. But I thought we had a deal. Which seems like if people were placing bets on that, that's a, which they definitely were. They had to. People place bets on fucking everything now. There was another fight. Manziel fought, too. Right. Yeah. Right. People had to be placing bets. 100%. Absolutely. I mean, that's the way to get a visit from the FBI, I feel like, you know? Yeah. Well, it also seems like you're admitting to a crime, which is like maybe it's just because you got a concussion. Yeah, sure. I was just talking out of. I don't know what I was saying. Yeah. I was talking crazy. I was trying to save face. I was pretending. I had a peanut butter in my ass and I just didn't know what I was saying. I was pretending that I didn't know. No, which, in the ring or this? It was in the ring. Okay. Yeah. There's a small part, but they cut it out. See? Yeah, that was nuts. They just edited it real weird. Oh, here. It was a brand risk event. And now the internet thinks this whole thing. Hold on. Don't talk to him. You don't deserve to talk to him. You don't got a good ass haircut and then came here and got spun. I thought we had a plan. What the? Yeah, there's more to it, though. This is not the best video to pull from. I'm trying to find it. I think I have it here. Imagine getting your ass whooped by super hot fire. Yeah. It's a great name. I know. I got it, Jamie. Here, I'll send it to you. Yo, Joe, who knocked you out? Super hot fire. Oh, that's pretty tight. Well, you know, what are you going to do? It is super hot fire. It's just bizarre the way he says it. Yeah. It's like you are either making an excuse or this is the dumbest criminal ever. I got a plan. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to get nobody in trouble, but damn, my nigga. Nigga, we took an L tonight. We didn't take shit. Your ass was over here. I got to talk to the nigga about this. Y'all talk backstage. Super. How many we lost? Nigga? We didn't think you was going to win, so how y'all lost money? Wow. Yo. Man, that seems real as shit, though. That seems very real. Like, how much money? So they must have said, listen, I'm going to put a bunch of money on me to win. Yeah. You have me win. And he just, look how much money we just lost. Yeah. They were going to split the money. Yeah. Some Pulp Fiction shit right there. Yeah. Boy. Well, we'll see. Super Hot Fire's like, Super Hot Fire doesn't take no money. Super Hot Fire gets killed in a drive-by. We know what's up. Yeah. Like, now you can't even retaliate. That's fucking nuts, dude. I know. It's crazy that he admitted it publicly. It's like very strange. Right in the moment? Yeah. Very strange. Very strange that he would, I just, I mean, maybe he just got knocked out. Maybe he's never been knocked out before and he was just like confused. Yeah. And that's why he said it. But it seems like. That was real. That did seem very real. Yeah. And Super Hot Fire wasn't like, what the fuck are you talking about? He kind of just was like, you can't take a shot. Yeah. He's like, do you know how much money we lost? I wonder how much money. They'll know. Like, they'll know bets. Yeah. 100%. And they'll also know, like, we got a few $200,000 bets that we should investigate. Yeah. You know, the UFC has had a real problem with that. Really? Oh, yeah. In what way? Well, they caught people. They caught suspicious betting. And then, like, the line changes, like, very quickly. And there's a bunch of money being dumped on one fighter to lose in a very specific way, like the first round. And the fighter loses in the first round when they were the favorite. And then you find out that his coaches have bet on him and other different people. So it looks like they dumped the fight. Wow. Or maybe they went into the fight with a blown-out knee, and they knew it was blown out. And they said, I'm just going to put a bunch of money on me to lose. And they go out and fight and lose. So the FBI is involved. And so there's a bunch of different fights that are being investigated. No. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. There was that crazy doc about that college basketball one from years ago that was just incredible. And the way that it all fell apart was they just got too greedy, you know, because they had a guy who I think he was the point guard, maybe at ASU or something. And once they had him, you know, like locked in on this, they just and they realized he really could swing it how they wanted to. They started just betting crazy. And then, yeah, the FBI was looking at these betting lines and saying like, oh, really, there's $2 million on this game from one person? They started to just get keyed in on it. And then the whole thing got exposed. It's kind of funny that people don't think they're going to get caught doing something like that. Yeah. Especially at that, like, where you go like, oh, just all the money can go in. And it's like, yeah, it's too much, man. You know, you probably could have gotten away with $25,000 or whatever, you know, like something that doesn't really ring alarms. But if you start putting $70,000. And figures down, you don't think anyone's going to take a second look at that? What are the rules? Like, what do you like? You can't dump a fight. But if you know someone's hurt, like, say if I know someone's hurt and I'm like, oh, I know he's hurt. I'm going to put a bunch of money on him to lose. I wonder if that's legal. Is that insider trading? I don't think it is. I also feel like it's different. Maybe I'm wrong. If you are getting a bunch of people. If you're getting a bunch of people to do it versus you're doing it because you had, you know what I mean? Because how could somebody. You can't be sure that he's not going to still try to win. Yeah. Also, it's like, did you put a $5 million bet on it? Right. Well, look at it this way. Imagine if I found out that Strickland hurt his shoulder that week. And I'm like, oh, his shoulder's blown out. I'm putting all the money on Homsat. And then I lost. DraftKings explicitly prohibits betting by insiders on sports or events where they have an unfair material or non-profitable, or non-public advantage. This applies to athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel, and sportsbook employees using private information to gain a betting edge. But none of those people that they mentioned there, athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel, none of them is like your friends with a guy because you train at the same gym as them. That's true. That's not a. Also, this is saying that this private company can do this. But legally, is this a legal thing? Yeah, that's where I was going to. When you brought up the $5 million bet, if they. If they lose a big bet like that, you definitely got to assume they're going to look into like, well, who the fuck was this? Right. When did they make the bet? How many times have they done this? Did they get lucky one time? Well, look at the Strickland fight. Like, if you. So, he was training with Johnny Eblen, who's the middleweight champion of the PFL. Badass motherfucker. Like, beast, beast wrestler. And that's how he hurt his shoulder. And so, like, if you were there during those training sessions, and you're like, oh, he's hurt. I'm going to fucking sneak away and put some money on it. I wonder if it is, too. Because, first of all, you would have lost. Because Strickland wound up winning anyway. Exploiting non-public information, such as knowing a star player is injured before it is announced, can lead to criminal charges. Individuals caught coordinating insider betting schemes have faced federal felony charges, including wire fraud, bribery, and illegal gambling. Yeah, but how's that bribery? I don't know. That doesn't make any sense on what. Yeah, what the circumstances are. But if you were in that situation, and you bet on Strickland to lose, and he actually did lose, and you knew. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder. I wonder. Because in that fight, he was the underdog anyway. That is kind of interesting. What is the legal threshold for public information? You know? Because that's really what we're talking about. I think that's about fucking gambling in the stock market. Yeah, yeah. Oh, did you see that thing that I sent you, Jamie? Yeah, and I— Is that real? Well, it's not. So, that's a—many things use that for statistics. That thing is using percentages. So, there's a chart Joe sent me about, like, the amount the S&P has gone up versus the Republicans and Democrats, and it's a percentage thing. Democrats are up, like, 900 percent. I think Republicans, like, 600 percent, and the S&P is up, like, 508 percent. But percentages don't tell you, like, what you started with and what you ended with. Right. You could have started with $100 billion, and you made $1 billion, and you made 1 percent versus someone who made $1 million. It doesn't sound the same, but they're not relative. Right. But they—when you look at the chart, and you look at the difference between the Republicans and the Democrats in terms of insider trading and confidence— Congress, they're all doing it. They're all doing it. That's why they can do it. Yeah. Because they're all doing it. If it was only the Democrats, the Republicans would be like, what the fuck, bro? Yeah. But since they're all doing it, everybody's like, well, there's no problem. Yeah. There's no problem. Yeah. I don't see nothing. Yeah, here's the chart. This is like an account that just takes data and makes charts out of it. Yeah. So, it's them doing better than the S&P. Always. But again, just using percentages is not a great way, because somebody could say something went up 77 percent or went up— Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 300 percent. It doesn't matter what you're talking about. It sounds like a lot, but it might not be relative to what the actual number was. Well, it's really interesting that they're doing so well. Well, this is also saying, like, people could just bet NVIDIA itself has gone up a shitload. Right. If you just put money in NVIDIA, you'd make a fuckload of money. I'll say this. That's a tough thing to resist, to be sitting in Congress. And you know you're not going to get punished. Yeah. No one—I mean, a few people have been punished, right? We looked that up the other day. Yeah. A few fucking people. A few fucking blabbermouths, probably. Yeah. Some outsider, some shithead that they were like, fuck him, throw him under the bus. Yeah. They probably had a few guys they threw under the bus. And it was probably somebody that didn't have a portfolio. Didn't Trump do a lot of, like, stock purchases? Mm-hmm. He's made a fortune. He's made a fortune in this term. He's made a settlement with the IRS. I think that's why a lot of it came out recently. But, like, he can't be charged with anything or— Yeah. They can't be—the latest thing is that he and his kids and his company cannot be— Oh, that's cool. That is cool. That's my settlement. What was the settlement? What was the IRS being sued for? What was the accusation? It was for the leak. The leak of his tax returns. Okay. So the IRS leaked his tax returns? He—yeah, he said they were reckless and— Yeah. Settlement of his $10 billion lawsuit. 2018 leak of his tax returns to New York Times in the U.S. is for— Never barred and precluded from examining or prosecuting Trump, his sons, and the Trump organization's current tax filings, according to one-page document released Tuesday. That is so crazy. Imagine, like, somebody accused you of murder. Yeah. And it turns out you weren't guilty of that murder. And then you sue them. And you go, you can never prosecute me for murder again. And then you just go straight Uday Hussain. Yeah. And they're like, it's cool. Yeah. It's fine. Oh, that's nuts. Now, here's the only thing that—the detail of that are—is that— Is part of that settlement that says that, like, the language, that they cannot be—for their current tax filings, does that mean, though, that in the future, future filings also fall under that immunity? Oh, go back. Go back, please. This is crazy. Like, go back to the top of that right there. Under the sentiment to resolve Trump's $10 billion lawsuit over the 2018 leak of his tax returns to the New York Times, the U.S. is forever barred and precluded. But now look at the end. It was quietly added to the original establishment—original settlement establishing a $1.8 billion fund to compensate people who Trump thinks were improperly investigated by the government. It's the January 6th fund, I believe. Yeah. They're paying for all of their legal fees. Whoa. Yeah. But $1.8 billion is probably more than their legal fees, I would imagine? Yeah. It's also going to be for, like, you know, I was— Compensation. Yeah. So do they get compensated? That depends. They probably don't. They're all—they're all filing, you know, making claims. Are they? Yeah. Well, a lot of them are making claims, yeah. Well, here's what's fucked. For sure, there were government people that were rabble-rousers. There were people that were trying to get people to go into the Capitol. That's a fact. How many? There's—they call them agent provocateurs. Right. So there's people that your tax dollars pay that were trying to get people to commit crimes. Uh-huh. We don't know how many. We don't know. Yeah. And supposedly, no, they were just there to monitor. Really? Okay. But we know that people have done that in the past, where they've encouraged people to commit crimes. Yeah. And we do know that there was some knowledge that this was going to happen and that they wanted it to happen. They wanted it to happen exactly that way. And they encouraged people to do it so they could make it look like Donald Trump is a real threat. Yeah. And keep him from running for re-election again. That didn't work out. The whole thing is crazy. Like, imagine— I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO government employees with government tax dollars they're being paid and they're being paid to encourage people to commit crimes they would have never committed without it we know that's a fact that's a real thing yeah there's a guy in dallas uh who was 19 years old that they tricked into detonating a fake bomb they radicalized him um gave him a cell phone gave him a bomb the like the feds the feds jesus they they made him a jihadist so he goes to detonate the bomb it's not a real bomb anyway and then lock him up in jail forever they give him the bomb they give him the cell phone to detonate the bomb they talk him into doing it the whole deal and there's not going to be any they're just like that's done is it how about that lady in uh what was it michigan which uh state was it where the they there was 14 people that were trying to kidnap her turns out 12 of them were fbs informants what the fuck really yes yes it was michigan right what is that lady's name get the whitmer yeah governor whitmer oh there's 14 people involved in this kidnapping plot 12 of them were fbi informants so it's like a whole crew of fbi fed with the goal of what of arresting these two suckers these two retards that think it's a good idea to play along with dorks and these guys were like we thought we were just talking shit yeah and now they're locked up yeah yeah sorry but i mean that's they spent money on this it's like your tax dollars go to try to trick people into doing a crime that you know they're going to do and they're never going to be able to do because you're going to arrest them before they go to do it it sucks as a criminal to think that you have to really doubt who you're working with you know hard times it's hard man i thought we were gonna have some fun turns out you're a fucking snitch maybe that could be a episode of uh yeah yeah next season good one yeah it's a good one yeah it's a fun one that's actually a very good one there's probably a lot of room for comedy in that tons it's just crazy because it's like they have to this this is the problem and it's not entirely it is their fault that they did that but it's not entirely their fault because they have to make arrests you want another one are you good no i'm good thanks if you want to have a career your career is dependent upon you making arrests yeah you know this is the stuff that i've worked on for a long time with josh dubin with the um wrongfully prosecuted and yeah convicted people one of the things you find out is that a lot of these prosecutors what it is is they want to boost up their career by getting cases handled yeah they want it they want to arrest people they want those people to be convicted that makes them look good so they just fucking monkey around with the evidence this feels like a like a traffic cop meeting his quota exactly yeah exactly yeah you didn't use your blinker and what the fuck are you doing man dude i had a guy pull me over and then he recognized me and let me go but he pulled me over and said that i crossed the white line and i was like what and he goes he was he followed me like the moment i left where i was at he was on my ass like immediately so i crossed the white like so he's i was in my little loud bmw my little e46 and it's you know probably like look at this douchebag yeah like yeah he's probably drunk yeah thankfully i was completely sober but he pulls me over and i'm like what the fuck are you doing man dude i had a guy pull me over and he's like uh i saw you cross the white line back there i go really i go okay i go i don't think i did but and he goes joe rogan and then like oh it's i'm just looking for drunks i'm like okay well i'm not drunk so he was just gonna try to see if you were they have a quota i think they have a quota and i think like they have to fucking make arrests and maybe they pull you over and they realize you're not drunk and so they just inconvenience you for five minutes and let you go i had one of those i've had that happen before yeah i dropped my phone once when i was on the highway in la yeah and i was like oh my god i'm not drunk i'm not drunk i'm not drunk i'm not drunk and i reached down in between my legs to pick up my phone and i must have like moved to one and all of a sudden i'm like okay i got out i gotta do the whole thing and touch my nose the whole deal this guy accused me of the cop accused me of trying to ditch him too he's like you try to ditch me and i was like what he goes you took a right here and i was like that's because i'm going this way like i made a right because i'm going this way he's like where are you going i'm going to my mom's house he was like where she lived yeah i was like up here then it left and he was like all right he's like i don't know man he tried to get away one time um this guy uh in a truck didn't see me and totally turned into my lane and i had to go into the i mean i was i was in a tesla luckily it was fast so i avoided it and shot back into my lane ahead of him but it was like this guy came like inches away from hitting me and i had to go into the opposite lane to pass him and then i had there was no one in the opposite lane yeah i did it and then all of a sudden the lights come on and he goes uh i saw you pass that guy back there and he goes uh you smell like liquor i go i have i i'm not i haven't drank a single drop of alcohol i do not he goes you smell like liquor i go no i don't and he goes joe rogan i go yeah i go what are you doing man i go i go go look at your camera you have a camera right on your car i go go look at what happened and so he looks at it i go that guy almost fucking hit me and he goes oh i just saw it yeah he almost hit you he goes hey man i love the ufc like okay yeah cool cool but like you didn't you were pretending i was drunk yeah you're pretending you smelled liquor somebody else would have had a real hard time with that the the i smell liquor was infuriating i'm like come on dude i'm coming so upsetting yeah i think i was coming from like somewhere innocuous like the gym or something i was like what do you what the fuck is wrong with you yeah you're saying you smell liquor you definitely don't smell like you're just being an asshole yeah but they have a quota they have a fucking quota it's like imagine being them like hey tom haven't met your quota what would they what would they do if no one if we we all just said hey this quota thing is bullshit everybody for the next month never speed always use your blinker stop at every stoplight they would come up with something else what the fuck would they do yeah they would they would come up with something there'd be a new something would change in the law that would be illegal that people were doing but if no one's if so it's just speeding let's say speeding if no one sped for a month what the fuck would they do i mean they would they would pinch people for something else they just absolutely would that's crazy it generates too much revenue but isn't that crazy yeah i mean i think that's the thing about the police department is that they're the cops the serve and protect they're supposed to be that they're glorified revenue collectors when you see these um the these police departments that they investigate for being super corrupt like the level of corruption in some of them is mind-blowing like there was even that chief the chief that was and i think it was in jersey that was just like tormenting the entire department he's shave his back on people's desk fucking stick a hypodermic needle in their leg put viagra in the coffee he's just like fucking with everybody yeah he was like tormenting people where was that in jersey that's definitely was it stuck a hypodermic needle yeah dude he was fucking absolutely crazy just as he had power uh-huh yeah he was going he was going nuts what is it about people that have power over people were they just like eight out of ten times abuse it i don't know that's like all the dictator stuff i've been reading is like why are you reading so much about dictators i don't mean thing was just is so crazy again like came from extreme poverty neglected by his father humiliated by the british then joins the the battalion by the like to work with the same people that humiliated him came to power and then became a complete megalomaniac i mean and also you see one thing you see in all these dictators is such extreme paranoia because when you operate in a place of wanting to be a dictator you're not going to be a dictator you're going to be a dictator to instill fear you feel fear you know oh yeah so they're all super paranoid man i wonder who day was paranoid probably not that's a good question i mean he probably had so much power that he didn't have his pops is paranoid yeah oh yeah yeah probably his own son's gonna kill him the the the kim's super paranoid oh yeah all of them oh they have to be yeah because you just you know you're in such fear and you just instill fear and then you go someone's and they're right because they're turning on them yeah there's all these like attempts on their life so well this is his brother kuse yeah uh oh hours before the 2003 invasion of iraq kuse withdrew approximately 1 billion dollars in cash in cash 100 dollar bills what yeah right here 900 million and 100 dollar bills the equivalent of 100 million in euros loaded them into three tractor trailers and left so 100 million dollars in euros and 900 million dollars in 100 dollar bills and loaded in a tractor considered the largest bank heist in history got there at 4 a.m how wait a minute also it says until 2011 personal orders from his dad yeah but is that his money or anybody's money just whatever's money it is but bro what's the bank heist in 2011 that surpasses that i think that's the english one oh is that the one says six billion dollars in iraq missing but have been stolen oh what's that one but this just makes sense man it's like whenever there's a war whenever there's chaos there's a bunch of people that are gonna fucking steal some money yeah iraq wants its money back yeah los angeles times it's that some of the officials in baghdad have threatened to take the u.s government to court to reclaim the missing loot good luck good luck with that they'll start bombing you again they'll find some more weapons of mass destruction it was u.s taxpayer dollars oh of course of course While they're looking for that, look for the $24 billion that they spent on the homeless in california this is like everywhere you look there's people stealing money and where do you think that the billion that he put into tractors ended up though like i like how it just ends he put it into tractors end of story right where'd it go where did that go because he was killed shortly thereafter right where's that money it's a lot of fucking money that's a lot of cash 12 billion in cash was flown into iraq at 21 separate c-130 flights in may of 2004 that's why they like going to war that's why these motherfuckers like going to war because for sure you can get some of that you're gonna rain cash bro some of that's yours yeah if you and i are running some fucking defense contracting company like what's tommy that yacht you got your eye on yeah here it is here it is bro here it is let's drop a few bombs let's do it 100 million let's do it that's a drop in the bucket for this operation it's a very similar claim yeah afghanistan's taliban displaced pallets of cash received for humanitarian aid yeah they just give them cash yeah they just give them cash why yeah look at that bricks of it look at what it looks like a million in cash oh nothing there you go jesus don't this is what tim bruchette was saying that we give them that every month yeah this is why i found that this article this one here look at that packaging bro yeah we send that to them every month american tax dollars and then we go do the right thing and then we're like we don't have any money to fix the streets we don't have any money to pay teachers but we have 40 million a month for the taliban i wish you would talk to whoever's in charge of infrastructure in this city to fix some of these streets yeah they're not gonna listen to me there's so many fucking potholes a lot of potholes dude and just destroyed even in residential areas this street is fucked up man i know i wonder why they don't fix that i don't know either oh it's not like it's not money around here oh shit yeah well maybe get spencer proud if he loses in la to run for mayor of austin come to austin bro we could use you is he got a chance in la what do you think i think anyone's got a chance i think i think if you put together a campaign that gets some excitement people talking you have a chance in la i really do like that city the people there are desperate they're desperate and also they live for entertainment so entertain them a little right yeah he's entertaining he's entertaining his shit you see one of the things he's doing he's putting a stencil down on the streets and power washing spencer pratt for mayor into the dirty streets no is he really yeah so he's clever putting it on the sidewalk and the sidewalks are so disgusting that if you put the stencil down and power wash it yeah you could see it clearly i mean i if you think that that guy doesn't have a chance i would remind you that our president is a reality show fucking host you know i think he's good i think his ideas are good i think spencer i've had him in here he's got some good ideas i mean he definitely wants to stop all the time he's got some good ideas he's got some good ideas he's got some good ideas this fucking camp who's he's running against the incumbent or who how many people's running the incumbent and another woman you know but he's running as a republican how's he problem i don't know i don't probably not well calci the trading market he's in second place behind her behind karen bass imagine that she burned down the entire pacific palisades by not having any water in the fucking hydrants not having any water in the reservoirs and they're like yeah but let's give her another chance yeah she was she was busy she didn't have time to save all those houses aren't you glad you sold your house for it burnt to a crisp it's really crazy i did a fundraiser show a couple weeks ago in altadena altadena is a even worse situation because those people don't have any money i know it's a lot of them working class families lost everything i saw i haven't been to my old street but i saw a video it's it just looks like a like a bomb like a bomb went off yeah it was really crazy i'm glad we moved too yeah i'm glad i'm i feel i really do feel for the people that did it's i know quite a few horrific i know quite a few yeah i do i do one of my good friend matt he lost his place it's really sad yeah anyway dude your show's awesome thank you on netflix right now it's really really fucking funny thanks so much it's it's fucking just so preposterous it's so irreverent and and again shout out to netflix for having the cojones yes thank you netflix thank you thank you so much to do that show yeah all right go watch it i love you buddy love you too thank you very much bye everybody close your eyes exhale feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today well i'm letting go of the worry that i wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class i got them delivered free from 1-800-CONTACTS oh my gosh they're so fast and breathe oh sorry i almost couldn't breathe when i saw the discount they gave me on my first order oh sorry namaste visit 1-800-CONTACTS.COM today to save on your first order 1-800-CONTACTS at zocdoc we know you care about your health you wouldn't do that early morning cardio if you didn't so the fact that your annual physical is overdue just shows how hard it can be to get seen by a doctor sorry that doctor's not in 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