212 - Hundreds of Kids Saw a UFO & The Air Force Tried to COVER IT UP!

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All that more on this week's episode of Ninja's Our Butterflies. Okay, wait, where's Josh? What are you talking about, he's right there. Oh, hey, Josh. Oh, hey, Andy! You lost weight, man. You look great. Dude, I have, actually. Thanks for noticing. Something doesn't feel right. He looks different. Really? I don't see it. Okay, well, just say it. Say what? Exactly. Come on, you know. Let's say the thing. Yeah, that thing. Of course. I can do that. This podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Cool. Watch this, or listen. Someone's got a full diaper. Have you guys ever loved a good voicemail, anybody? All the time. I think people don't do enough voicemails. No, that's definitely becoming a lost art, isn't it? Yeah. Like, being fun on a voicemail. It's so fun. If people don't do it, people don't even listen. I live the best voicemails, and if people don't even listen. Yeah. That's something that's a big problem. We got to, I still have some of my favorite voicemails ever. My buddy, Alex called me on the day that Demi was born, and he just left. He was just like so irritated that it didn't pick up the phone. He's like, what could you possibly be doing? Let me see. How do you get to your voicemails? That's a problem. I forget the voicemail. I forget the voicemail that I have. And then people call me like the doctor or something, and they're like, I love your voicemail. I don't even know what it is. Can you play it? Someone called my phone real quick, and I'll just do it in the mic. What if somebody was really tired, and they were going to name their kid Ishmael? But they're really tired, and then he said, voicemail instead, and they named their kid voicemails today. Never mind. I gotta go. Josh, this is Tina down at Rick and Jen's Autobody shop. We're doing a big sale this week, and we just wanted to give you a call. We have you on our mailing list. You came in recently and got your transmission fixed, and we know you had a little accident, a little bumper shnumper that Lily was involved in. So we just wanted to see if we wanted to come get that fixed while we had the sale. Again, this is Tina down at Rick and Jill's Autobody. Have a great day. Call me back. That was very good. Very quick. That wasn't actually that good, but the best thing you can do is say, I work at this two named establishment, and then say, your name is something else. You're like, hey, this is Jennifer down at Rick and Jill's poncho. Like you make out crazy usually to do with feet type of stuff. It's just so fun making up stories and saying, hey, we got your call, call us back. Jake, please don't three minutes, please don't make us burp you out this whole episode. That was actually my plan. Just ruin it. I will intentionally corrupt one of these cards. Big bug all day. Speaking of bleeping out, guys, we got a new lake. New lake? Come again. We got a new lake in where here outside of really great lake. Oh, is it official? It's official. No, uh, Lake Ontario boo is officially been changed to Lake America. What? It's official. You can go on Apple maps, whatever maps, Lake America. That's crazy. And I'm proud to be an American so at least our JPD and I won't forget the lakes who died to let me jump in the and I proudly stand up. Yes. Next to you and jump in the lake today, yes, because the rain no doubt I love this lake. I'm blessed, the U.S. lake. That was a song. He's not even trying to take us to musical today already. I'm very musical. I listen to a lot of good songs in the way here and that's all I have to say. Speaking to good. I will say that I was when when they changed the Gulf of America to that, I thought it was everybody was going to start using it as a joke and be very sincere. It's on the maps too. And when we were at Indian Rocks Beach, everyone was calling it the Gulf of America. Really? Really? Yes. It was that seamless transition. I'm not going to lie. I made a pretty big deal about it when we were at camp this past summer because we're like right there on the Gulf and just like pumped them up because you know, like last year that time we didn't. It wasn't named, you know, Gulf of America. And so I just like, I got to the point where all the kids were cheering and being so loud. I was like, this feels kind of like a rally versus like, we're gonna pop the brakes. So they're saying one of the reasons, I don't know if this is true, one of the reasons that Trump named it Gulf of America is for oil rights. Okay. I don't know if that's true. But why would they name Lake Ontario, Lake America? What are they getting out of it? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, that's, I think it's just an ownership thing. There's got to be some type of underlying for sure. Why aren't people conquering more lands? Aren't these countries going at each other like, let's start conquering more lands? Yeah. I think that's actually happening a lot right now, just a different hemisphere. Not enough. I guess Russian Ukraine. Yeah. Oh my gosh, my throat. I mean, I think it's happening here by the nation that will not be named. I don't. You can conquer a nation but let them fly their flag. The manosphere, you mean? Oh, I see what you're saying. I don't. The bros. The bros. No. Oh. Okay. I'm not up on this kind of stuff. It's a, you don't need to be. Tell me on the Patreon episode. Yeah. That's right. All right. Yeah, we can talk about anything we want on Patreon. Guys, Patreon.com/Ninjas are butterflies. If you're not a member on there already, you're missing out because we get to talk about things on our Patreon that we can't on YouTube because we get flagged and kicked off and just, you get it. It's like, it's like Nick at night, but Ninja's at night. Hey. Oh, I like that. Andrew can curse too. I curse a lot on that one. Jake, you can't, you can't do that. Your grandma reached out. She said she's not stoked on how you've been speaking. And we just, yeah, your grandpa, who's born 1899, would not approve, does not approve because he's still alive. And he's 126 years old, 127, 127 years old. Yeah. Yeah. He just passed his birthday. Did you guys really do that math that quick room? I'm missing something. No, there was a whole thing. It was earlier. As a grandpa that's still alive and that was born at 1899, they don't believe me. I don't believe you. He had a Mexican bean diet, so he ate a lot of beans. Had. That's real. Yeah. The Mexican paradox. I did that the other day. I was like, I was like, I don't know how long Mexican people live for. Think about it. No one's ever presented data on that ever. They're always like Italians lived to 107 because they walk a lot. Japanese lived to 104 because they're so small. How long do Mexicans live for? You don't know. You don't know? You don't know. Have you ever been to a Mexican funeral? Have you ever been to Mexico? A name one person that's ever been to a Mexican funeral. I can't. There's never been a Mexican debt. I don't know anybody who's ever died this Mexican except the guy who, when the cartel handed in the dough, when he was playing songs on the stage and then he read it and then he kept playing in the name. You've seen that video. That's the only Mexican person that died that I know of. Have you seen that video? I've seen that. That is the most haunting video in the world, dude. And bad. Holy cow. It's blind. It's crazy. You got a chill. Oh, sorry. What's your middle name? Tell me. Mm-hmm. Right now. Why? I want to know. We need to know. The people need to know. Jake Ruckerson, Hutchinson. It's Adolf, isn't it? Yeah. God, I'm speaking of Adolf. Do you guys want to sing? Yes. What's the song going to be about? It's going to be about washing Jake's mouth out with a bar. I didn't know that counts as a, I didn't even mean to do that. That's all right. Um, do you have a genre in mind? Country, trap. Okay. Touch a trap. But not trap. Never want it. Trap like. Okay. Right up her. It's cold. Crap. Let's go together. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. There's a story fisherman tell, usually late at night when the water's gone still, a story that's been passed from father to son for longer than anyone can remember. They say before Florida had roads, before the first bridge crossed the Keys. Before anyone thought to put a theme park in Orlando, there was a man on the water. Some say he was born during a hurricane. Some say the hurricane was born because of him. Nobody knows exactly where he came from, but every fisherman knows his name. Jake Hodgeson. He learned to walk upon a dock, he learned to cast by tree, he was seven, he could tie a knot, no mortar man could see. With God and locks upon us back that shimmer in the sun, there is thinks of buffets as a snack he's just began. He caught a shark with a dental floss, a whale with a two pound line. He hooked the cracking off key Weston, had him back by night. They say if Jake could cut his hair, the moon would leave the sky. The oceans would retreat from shore, every bass would die. It's Jake. Jake Hodgeson. He controls the tide. It's Jake. Jake Hodgeson oysters run and hide when the oceans start to tremble, in the frightened fishes run, every creature knows his footsteps, he's the only, he's the one. But every legend has a story, a moment where a man must prove, the stories told about him are true. For Jake, that moment came one summer night, miles off the Florida coast, something was moving beneath the water, something ancient, something enormous, a creature mankind believed and dead for three million years. The Megalodon, every fisherman who sought turn back, ever fisherman, except one. Jake Hodgeson grabbed his rod, looked out across the black water, and smiled. He cast his line into the night, the monsters took the baits, it dragged him all around the world. But Jake thought it was great, for seven days they fought off shore through thunder and rain, the Megalodon ate for a sput shake, he felt no pain. He pulled that monster to the boat and stared it in the eye. The shark had ruled the sea for years but knew that it would die, the Meg bit his eyebrows off and turned to make his flee, but Jake just grabbed his tail and dragged him back to sea. It's Jake. Jake Hodgeson, the man who saved your life, it's Jake. Jake Hodgeson, the man who saved his life, it's Jake Hodgeson, the man who saved his life. 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We took it easy for a while and then you're like, you guys are just being lazy with this. And so we're, well, the questions are lazy. Yeah, the questions are. All those, those are a few of your questions. Sorry. They're just a trap. You used to at least have like a riddle that, they used to be a riddle. Now it's just a trap. Okay. Well, that's a simple question. You support yourself. I didn't even hear what you said. Can you say it again? Oh my goodness. I said, Lily, do you support the South? Oh my gosh. Didn't you know what we're talking about? Do I know what we're talking about? I would hope so. Considering all things. I can have more than one word. No, it's very simple. Do you really support the South? I love. No, it's a yes or no. Stop. Stop. You're doing all of them a disservice. Every country in the South. Every person, every one of these billions of people watching the show right now, you're doing them a disservice. Not us. Down. Not us. We know who you are. We know you're, you have good intentions. I think all the time. Do you support the South? Yes or no? From historical standpoint. Oh my gosh. No. from from right now standpoint yes from a from a regional you right now yes as a region I love this out I think it's the place to be okay that's all you said though from a historical standpoint from like where they did some other stuff hold on time out what are you talking about I don't know what are you referring to little I'm referring to I don't support where they stood during the civil war you talk we're talking about South Korea South Korea South Korea South South South South South that's the most implied thing ever the South talking referring to South Korea during the civil war no no what is between North and South Korea the peninsula we're talking about the communist trying to take over the entire peninsula and you're like no I don't support the freedom see what I mean when I say to trap it's never a trip it's in the question if you if you would have said no don't yell are you okay no not really that really hurt my ears sounds like you can hear can you hear what I can't hear me I can't I can't freaking hear anything can hear anything no I can't hear anything oh my gosh it's ringing because she yelled so loud and she's she's just she's getting defensive I wish I could see what you're saying right now but I mean look what you've done look at what the people of South Korea hear the but while I was saying is that the people of South Korea they deserve you're yelling they deserve their land for free you're yelling you're yelling they deserve their land well you're saying no they didn't I think they did I can't hear you but I'm assuming you're apologizing anyways guys welcome to the show I used your toothbrush imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs meet new groupie setting missed from Maybelline New York Gel to miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day come v grip No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new, grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mavily. Meet new, grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. Maybe it's Mavily. Disclosure, gracias. I heard that. What? Croats. Hey, we did it folks. We're alive. We're here. Da da, shake is here once again. Ha ra, ha ra, we're gonna talk to you. Talk about, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. We just went to a party of yours. Very fun. Thank you guys for coming. Andrew is obviously not as fond of me, but I appreciate you three for coming. That was the best party. People need to take notes of how you do parties, because it was really thoughtful and cool. I'm so glad you liked it. Yeah, what he did, folks, you can tell me. I don't know. Oh, okay. Well, he, he, you asked VP to this party. Yep. You show up. Your name is written down on a sticky name tag sticker. But there's two names underneath it, and you're supposed to meet those people before the end of the night. Yeah. It was so fun. And it was a party where a lot of people didn't know each other. There's people from all over my life from different parts of my life. And so I was like, Josh will love to meet my friend Reed. And Reed would love to meet my friend, Josh. But they're never gonna meet each other. So let me write them on the name tag. And then I just had all these people who I knew would love each other, but would never have a chance to meet each other otherwise. So it's like speed friend dating. I'm like, not gonna meet these two people. And it was so fun. And it worked. And there was almost nobody ever like bored. One of my friends looked a little bored one time, Matt, but besides him, everyone else had their conversation about most of the time. And he won't watch this. So that was so fun. And we met your family, your lovely family. Yeah. They loved talking to you guys. My mom was like, I wish I got to hang out with them more. Oh, yeah. She was so sweet. She was on my name tag, Marianne. Yeah, one of my friends. I had your name tag. Todd. Yeah. Or Craig. Yeah. What's his name again? Zephyr. Do what? Anyway, it was so much fun. Zephyr. He talked about. I'm lost. I think that was my grandpa. Got it. The names were different to 99. The food was excellent. The venue was excellent. There's a petting zoo. Two of the goats were pregnant. Yeah, they were. We had goats out there. PG goats, pregnant. They literally, I thought they were going to get birth. One of them, we, we didn't know that they were pregnant. They just looked fat. And then one of them was peeing constantly. And I was like, she prayed. In fact, she's about to get birth looking at her. Bam. And they would do that. Bam. That's very loud. Yeah. It was fun. I think everything was perfect. Great venue. Yeah. How does this place? The Palmer's is like a feed store next door. They're able to bring the goats. They're going to have baby chicks, too. But they didn't happen. And then the tortoise, too. That didn't happen either. Oh my gosh. But when I looked up the venue, I was just like just finding it on maps and they just said petting zoo. I'm like, of course, it takes out their party at a petting zoo. I was going to have baby alligators, so without them it's sick. They had another one that happened. If you Google, if you looked up the watering hole on, on maps or whatever, it was like a city walk, like Transformers Bar or something like that, and I was like, this isn't feel for a chick. No. I've actually been killing it in real life with new people like me telling them that I live in Orlando. And then I'm like, but not the Disney kind. I've never been a Disney. And I keep like getting people who are like, I love you. And then I met this long guy who I was really trying to impress. Not in like a feat type of way, but just in a type of way, Josh. Yeah. But I was like, I really wanted to impress upon this dude. And then I was like, I'm from Orlando, but not the Disney kind. And he was like, Oh, really? Well, my son works at Disney and we go there every year and I'm like, mmm, gee, will it occurs? Have you never been to Disney? Really? I've been once when I was a kid, but it's not. Wow. It's like a nice conversation piece to tell people that I live in Orlando, but I'm not that kind of guy. But our friend, Clarissa, who we totally would have set you up with, she had also never been to Disney World, but she went for my birthday. Oh my god. Oh my god. It was so fun. And she climbed on top of a statue of a horse. Yeah. Was it the same horse as the one in the Denver airport? I don't remember her doing that. Basically. Blues have heard. Um, and then anyway, another thing that happened at this party, Josh and I are sitting there at the fire. We were bickering at one point, but then we made up. I was not bickering. In front of my mom. I was there. You were bickering. There was about the south. In front of your mom, we were fighting. And then your mom came up and defused the situation. But anyway, we were going and sitting down in the fire and this man and his wife come up and he says to us, where were you, August 2nd? Were you sitting in the rain? I literally was like, be gone from me. I thought he was like a medium or a witch or something. You look at his name tag. Is he shouting his name out? I remember you. And uh, it turns out he was at the same wedding as us and he was tricking us. But it was just a really funny way of presenting information. It was very scary. And then I had one of your buddies, I figured his name, tall guy, you signed his shirt, right? Leo. Leo. Leo. I was going to say Leo. Dang, I just need to be confident with that. He was walking around and he was like, talking to this guy and he's like, I need a good skin walker story. And he's like, do you have a skin walker story? Oh, shot. And then I'm like, we literally filmed with Kim and Kyle the day before. Which ones do you pick? Um, I don't know. I guess it's already out. Yeah, yeah. The radio tower. Right? No, no, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, I got a skin walker story. And he's like, okay. He sits down and I know he's like, dang. I'm glad I asked. Getting no idea that we had a podcast and a little, oh, he didn't even know where he just randomly said that. Yeah. Wow. That's funny. That kid needed a skin walker in his life at that time. Yeah. He's awesome to talk to you. That kid's just really fun to talk with. That's hilarious. Yeah. He's a cool guy. Um, speaking of cool guys, do you guys hear about that island that appeared then disappeared? Yeah. In the lake of America? Or something? No. It was in British Columbia. Oh. Okay. There was this guy out on his boat. Yeah. It was in Canada. And it's one of Canada's largest reservoirs, freshwater reservoir, reservoir, reservation. No. Um, so August 5th, this guy is just boating out there and he's like, what the heck? I mean, a giant island. Like thousands of trees on it and he's like, that's never been there. And so he called the, whatever the fish and wildlife people are in Canada. The Mounties. Probably. Not the Mounties. Like there's an island here and they're like, there's not an island there. And he's like, I'm looking at it. There's an island right here. And they pulled up the satellite image, sure enough, there's a giant island in the middle of this reservoir. What year was this? This was August 5th. Oh my gosh. Last year. Okay. And then within, like, I think the week, it just sank. What? That's fishy. But they're saying it was the record rainfall or whatever that they had filled the reservoir super fast and it broke off part of the land and it just was floating through this lake. Wow. But I mean, a giant island. Yeah. And there's guys like, there's an island. Dude. That'd be tripping me out. Yeah. You have like the government literally gaslighting you and like to see something is completely different. Yeah. That's so fun. Go ahead. No. It wasn't even funny. Go ahead. It wasn't. It was. Let's see. It'll be funny now. Anyway, where my head went was, how do you think that conversation went between the guy on the boat and the government? And he's like, hey, there's an island here. And they're like, do you think where we just talking about something I'm no idea what you're talking about? Where are you right now? Because you and I have that conversation on. Yeah. Where I'm like, and then this happening, you're like, well, literally, what are you talking about? That is funny. Oh my gosh. I don't know if the weirdest gets a silent. I never speak you again. Continue. No, that was good. Seven. Good. Good. We'll clip it up. No, it was funny. You won't make that the real way. Did you edit it? But we should all look really still right out there. It should be like three seconds. Oh my gosh. Anyways. So that happened. No, but I just made you think too. It's like, I wonder how often that's happened like around the world to where like there's like been like civilizations and stuff that have just broken apart and just sunk. Yeah. Witnessing it and not be able to like back it up. Yeah. Like I saw an island. I did. There's people on. No, he didn't. I swear. That's trippy. Yeah. There's been a lake like that. There's, I've seen this Google images thing where there's this lake and there is a floating island where that's not floating really or it is, but it moves all the time. Very similar to that. Have you seen that, Andrew? I have. Yeah. It reminded me of that immediately. I was like, I think this is a thing. I think people just don't know about it. But I think this is like kind of a thing that happens. I forget where in the world it is. But like whatever the sub-earth is, it's just like a floating mass of like plant life. But somehow it stays together enough for stuff to grow out of it. It's so really cool. Yeah. I want to live up there somewhere in there. Have you seen the aerial view of California? California? Florida. seen. There's like that like horizontal line that goes down the center like it's like Apparently it was from whenever Florida was completely almost underwater except for this like Main area down the down the stretch and you can look at it and like apparently most of it's protected But my galan is on there. But like it is it's just interesting for it's like from an aerial view. It's just mapping out the whole Underground Florida like what it used to be. I'd be so terrifying of that happen today Luckily, we're in outdoor, which is the highest elevation the scariest thing when you think about Florida and the fact that we used to be underwater Those when because remember we were talking about how dry it was and how the Brackish like solinity is moving into the aquifers if you actually just think about the state though as this ultra Porous brittle whatever what is it called? What's the limestone? No, what's the name of a Point of land that sticks out peninsula. Yeah, but like think about how brittle that actually is What's happening? You just said aqua four. That's like a aquifer lift thing. That was funny But look at the pictures and that's the Thing right there that in that bottom picture, too. Yeah. Oh my gosh dude. That's in that's unreal Like that's not like just like a tiny at like yeah, it's not like a little ecosystem Crazed there's animals on that I know Older friend one like that woke up like camping or something he see sick for the first time the worst parent wrap prank ever This off. That's good good reference I wonder if someone like went on there and did a vlog and like Stayed on the island for a few days like that'd be fun. That would be a live on that be scary They want how to do it on that right? We think about how tall the trees are if that thing started sinking like pretty quickly Going through the brush wet brush. I mean that could because it could trap you yeah all that weight Trying to get out of like a bouncy house type situation. Oh, yeah Yeah, no man. I don't like it the lake that my aunt Lucy lives on was a man made lake and there are actual trees Growing underneath the water - and I always think about that when we're like tubing that I could get impaled on the top of a tree Oh, yeah, that would stink. That's why I checked the water when I'm here in Tennessee, but I just slowly dropped in Man made lakes freak me out more weird Really? Yeah, why are you making that lake? Why are you making that? There's no like that around here. You ever heard of stick marsh. No, it's also called farm 13. Oh A little bit creepy. It's a place way down a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere in Florida And it used to be a like a citrus farm, I think and they flooded it and now half they kept all the trees though And it used to be like one of the best bass fishing lakes anywhere It's kind of gone downhill, but half the lake you can just easily die any time because there's all these giant sticks or giant trees They're just barely below the surface of the water People are like running down the lake and they don't know and they hit their Hit their motor on and spin out all the time. It's kind of there might be some war behind that you should look at that up It's interesting. Oh 13 another thing to bring up about your party. We met the most amazing Worcester fishermen in the world so shark-bright oyster. Yeah, who you were affiliated with and they're like amazing, allegedly funny silly dudes And they informed us right there That the orange tree the Florida orange tree Dead. Yeah, the citrus industry is done so tell me that's it. Wait. What do you like? There's a parasite that gets them we get all of our oranges and orange juice from Malaysia now Yeah, or somewhere, but not not the actual native Florida plant that one. No, that is done Yeah, they're here. No, they can't grow here somebody said right. Yeah, it's they have a shelf life They called it they call it Andrew They're two type they're no the native Florida tree is very different than the Florida orange grove tree like they're two different Okay, we didn't go down that distinction when I know is that the orange industry is done Citrus and generally said. Yeah, how sad is that because there's like a parasite that eats all of the kills all You've been from China even though like low quad or come quad whatever the thing is in my yard Nothing grows anymore on it like as soon as I get a new bud literally all the leaves like shrivel up Because you're close to the orange grove. Yeah, yeah, oh really and we also when we owned that house We had like three orange trees. I know it's crazy. We should just get rid of all the orange trees since there's a parasite Yeah, build apartments. I think I support it a second. We're already doing that What's interesting though is the native Florida orange tree like Andy when you came out of the property You saw like thriving like they're not dying. So I mean the trees I hung it's like 20 feet up in the air I didn't know we had a native Florida. I thought they were from China. No, it's it's freaking really cool taste terrible like it It's really really sour really seedy. I did the little ones like the time there they look normal But the tree itself isn't like full of them. It's kind of like thorny and it winds up It's only about this big around but it'll be like 20 foot barely any vegetation on it But it'll have I see it in my mind's eye my grandmother had after this I'll pull up a photo but the tree I literally hunt in there's like oranges around me. So the oranges are still alive But they suck So we're dead either way. Yeah, well my brother He used to work for the agriculture or whatever he call it department of Florida And he would have to go around to the orange groves to like the big orange groves and like count the bugs on the back of leaves and like report it and stuff And he is talking about he went to like the University of Florida They were like because you know at university floors like huge in the Florida agriculture or whatever Yeah, they brought in like all the orange grow farmers in Florida to because they said we have a solution for this and it was basically Like they do somebody like put a tent around a tree Yep, and then they basically burn it They burn it to the roots. Okay, and they're like so so imagine all these Florida farmers come and they're like all right these guys have a solution. Here's a solution put a tent around it We burn the tree to the roots and it'll take about 10 years to grow that tree back simple and the farmers are like No, are you kidding me? This is your solution? Yeah, so they didn't do it obviously But it's crazy. They're there's saying it's like there's kind of like conspiracy around it Where it's like there's too much money to be had for sure. It's a bug from China. It's just ruining our citrus I mean, that's what I thought of immediately that sounds like a cut and dried not conspiracy like that sounds like that's what happened Yeah, you know the name of the bug No, it's like a long long G. It's called HLG or something. It's like a hundred percent Chinese name And that's what I thought of first and like well if you want to ruin someone you might as well Your easy thing to do would be to introduce a bug that ruins their food. Yeah, the other side of the coin is probably because you know a lot of Chinese developers are coming to Florida though, too, and they're buying a ton of real estate and farm farmland and stuff Yeah, so check their soil Hey check their soil and see if they have the bugs Hey Because they've been playing the long term. I mean for a long that's I mean the whole thing with Fettinol how they were sourcing that like they were moving it through and they just knew that like Yeah, you can shut them down for a little bit here at this port that port, but it's like ultimately China's playing the long game Oh, yeah, like they they have a plan. So it's like you don't think taking part of you know our fruits and our vegetables and all this stuff and making everything unhealthy It's like yeah, we have bioengineered meat mostly because we probably overconsuming and problems overseas So it's like that bacon is a foe chisel though. Whatever it is Smithfield Smithville. Yeah, tell him about the meat thing Oh, yeah, Taylor correct me because I had it backwards apparently China was exporting a bunch of beef and they were sending it to Argentina Argentina is huge on eating steak, but apparently they tested it and I don't remember what was in it But it may have been just like too many like growth hormone or like different things and whatever the cattle was eating They were like we don't want this. Yeah, well Trump was like we do And diverted I forget um how meant just it's like an astronomical amount But he said we'll take it and he's like the the dumb thing is he was saying it will help American farmers Because for 90 days we won't have to buy from you Like think about the amount of beef that that is for 90 days it'll give you enough of a window He's like because you guys are up against it. We want to give you guys the chance to helpfully grow your cattle And Taylor were saying these guys are like or you could just buy the cows and beef that we've already slaughtered and already have So it's it's uh, yeah, yeah, literally, but the fact that like we're buying Chinese beef that Argentinus said this is toxic We don't want it that is so crazy Um, I got Chinese beef and broccoli I just thought of a big question for you guys sure based on that okay, so We hear all these things like China's introducing bugs and to our stuff and killing our citrus Oh, they're sending us bad bird beef all this stuff But if a man stuff you talk about in the show like if America is so involved and Other countries politics and presidential races and we influence so much probably wouldn't be that crazy to think that we're doing Way more stuff to them or other people that we just don't hear about because we're on their whole land Jake We're the good guys. Yeah, okay. We don't do things wrong People do treat us poorly. We don't America's you never made a mistake in one mistake. You can't you can't don't try We even have a new lake and ocean. Yeah, like no people who make mistakes don't get awarded from day one When the white man landed on this land. Yes Nothing went wrong. Not chance. They said we're gonna to do the next right thing. Whatever the next thing is, we're gonna do the right one. - Okay, well, then the right decision. - That's on it, but we never hear about that kind of stuff. - Oh, no, yeah, it's books that we put in over there or allegedly-- - I mean, it's been proven that like within the CIA documents and stuff, like declassified stuff with crap, what's it called? - Glyphosites. - No, it's one of their departments, DARPA, how they were trying to weaponize insects and all this stuff to use in foreign countries. So it's like, yeah. - Okay, so we're doing it back. That's not just happening. - Everyone's doing it, dude. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, that's the thing. At this point in the world, the higher ups are doing whatever they want. - That's scary to think. - You got to be a slideshow. - Yeah. - You could argue how much sketchier we are 'cause documents get released about the fact that we're trying stuff on our own population. Like we talked about the weather manipulate. They tried to use weather to deliver a virus in San Francisco. That was like into the fog. - Seriously? - Yeah, that's documented. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like a pandemic type thing, but it was just a virus they tried to do it. - Did it work? - Yeah, I mean, it's like got people sick. - Yeah, but it's one of those things, you know, creating weather, creating rain. You have that test that happened 10s of years ago. Like what else are they using weather to deliver? But they tested it on their own people. Like a couple people died. They were like, "Oh, they were immunocompromised." - There's none of our fault. - We're sorry. - I could have died from anything. (laughing) You can have me in the room with the toilet leg. You never know. - You never know. (laughing) - Did you see that? - No. - It's um, what's the? - Elvis. - No, the scared straight. - Scared straight. Where they would send the kids to the prison and like, you can make it to like intimidate them. - Oh, yeah. - That was a point. - One guy's like, "Yo, you could die from this. You could die from that. You could die from blah, blah, blah." And this guard comes up and goes, "You could have an aneurysm of the toilet. You never know." (laughing) - Did you got a clip of it? - Yeah, it's, I just don't know where it's at. - You could fall off the bridge. - You could have an aneurysm of the toilet. (laughing) - You never know. - That's funny. Speaking of TV shows, I miss duck dynasty. That felt like the last show, at least in my family, that my whole family gathered around and watched all the time. And it had the, I mean, not the whole America, but my whole America, my vision of the whole America. Everyone was locked in on that. - Every single podcast, someone comments. And they're like, "Are you guys like duck dynasty "or something?" - Really? - Duck dynasty at a podcast. - Oh, that's funny. - What do they do? - This is in the one though. (laughing) I like that. - Well, guys, dude, I learned to cook cage and food because there was a dude in our church who loved the show. And literally after youth group every night, he'd be like, "The youth group can come over." And he would cook for 20 or 30 people. And literally he was like, "We're gonna watch duck dynasty "and eat Joe's eye." - It was a great show. Dude, they're very fun to watch. - It's wholesome, entertaining. - Yeah, yeah. - The fact that I could take a youth group over to someone's house and I didn't have to worry about what was on TV. - Yeah. - What was that story whenever, I think it was like, the director or producer was trying to rush him through kind of like he was like, "All right, so we're gonna bring him "we'll set the tables, we'll play action." You make sure you make this comment, this, this. Phil's gonna do his prayer thing and then, and then goes on. And then Phil goes down to pray. And then he's just like, "God, I pray that you give grace "and love to these silly producers and all these people." And he's just like, it's a whole prayer about that. - I really pray for him. - And he's like, "All right, thank you for that Phil. "Let's do another one." (laughing) - So funny. - That's crazy. - Dude was genuine, you can't take that from him. - Well, we've been talking about Florida. I got a Florida story. - Let's do it. - I'm ready. - Florida and Aliens. - I'm ready for this. - The Opalaka incident. - That's not real. - It is. I don't know if I'm saying it right, but it is real. - Opalaka. - I don't think it. - OPA-L-O-C-K-A. - I would just say that. - Opalaka. - Opalaka. - Opalaka. - Opalaka. - I think Willie just laughs, legs laughing at Native American names. - Hey, watch it. - I think that's just her thing, favorite thing to do. - No. - I would say lock-a. - That's right. - I didn't doubt it first. - Opalaka. - Opalaka. - Hey, like in the rain, Loca. - Those are twilight. (laughing) - First of all, did you see Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner are gonna be there proposing having the idea of Taylor Lautner? - Having a baby name. - For their baby name. - That's hilarious. - And then it's like, who are you guys? - Oh. - We're Taylor Lautner. - I think that'd be amazing. - That's so funny. - What are the original fans of the show? - You said it, right. - Thank you. That's the second time. I'm two for two. (laughing) The Opalaka incident. Better known as a Crest View Elementary School. UFO incident. - Ooh. - The morning of April 7th, 1967. At Crest View Elementary School in Opalaka. Today part of the Miami Gardens. Children were outside for recess when they began shouting and running toward the fence behind the school. Several teachers were like, "These kids are just joking around." But when the teachers went outside, they saw what these hundreds of children were seeing, which was a metallic oval-shaped object hovering behind the pine trees. It moved toward the school, then suddenly backed away, then it dropped below the tree line, rose again, hovered before moving west. Witnesses say that it was completely silent. And it was validated because three teachers, two their death were basically like, we'll see, we got Virginia Martin, who was a sixth grade teacher, Bob Opful, which is a fourth grade teacher, and Marion Waters, a sixth grade teacher. All of them were reporting the same thing that the children saw. They had these kids come and draw pictures, like when investigators came in, and all the pictures matched up. When I looked for the pictures, I could not find the pictures. And I was just freaking googling it. I'm like, where are these pictures? And then I got sent this obscure book, and I'm scrolling through it. So I saw one picture, but I'm like, I don't know if this is accurate or not. But it's like, the story just kind of got swept away. But it wasn't a one-day thing. It appeared over three days. So April 6th, April 7th, and April 8th. So yeah, there's the drawings, but then there's an Air Force investigation, and the Air Force came out and they said, guys, it was just a helicopter. Don't worry about it. And the teachers, I mean, the children, you could probably gaslight a little bit. But the teachers were like, that was not a helicopter. The thing, it was in broad daylight, a giant silver oval object, three days in a row. Three days in a row. But we'll see. So they went to the place that it was landed, and it was a circle in the grass, and it was just burnt grass. - Weird. - Yeah. But it's an incredibly credible case because there's hundreds of children, that's all it. Multiple adults, and to this day, it just got swept under the rug. - Wow. - They just, to this day, still reported as a helicopter incident. - That's gonna say, how do we not, have we not heard of that? - That's slogan right there. That's gonna be a sticker or something. We're incredibly credible. (laughs) - Oh, incredibly credible. Ninjas of butterflies. - We probably have heard of it. They probably just said Opalaka wrong, so we're not. (laughs) - That's crazy. That's still creepy. There's some South Florida little towns that are just like, creepy. A little bit, if you let 'em get like that. Locks a hatchy, Opalaka, all those cool name ones. - Are you familiar with Opalaka? - A little bit, mostly from Rick Ross. He has a few songs. - Opalaka, what about the book? (laughs) - I think it was first album. (laughs) - That was, that's very similar to the Zimbabwe school instant. - Yeah. - Like almost identical. - Really? - Yeah, there's a, I mean, this one's just as crazy as that, and it's witnessed by more people. Like, and it's, to the point where kids were pulled out of schools. Like, they saw, they saw, they saw drawings, they saw creatures. A creature being. - Yeah. - And they stopped talking. - Telepathically. Yeah, there was like, there was a huge, it just changed their whole culture of that city. - Seriously? - It's just, yeah, it's huge. It's one of the most convincing UFO cases ever to be laid out. Because it's like, you can't do this. It's not mass hysteria, it's not like, it's not a thing like that. - It creeps to me out that there's these, whatever they are, seem to appear, it seems like the majority of the time to children. - Yeah, they're open to it almost. - Yeah, or it's just like, maybe there's like that, because there's like, there's like monks and say that like children are fully aware of their guardian angels, like they see them often. - Jeez. - But they just forget over time as they grow older. So it's like, it's almost like, if like children are just more in tune with the spiritual realm, to where these things just appear to them more easily. - So, it wasn't that different than spiritual we just said. - It wasn't that alien. - Could they be the same? - Oh. - I'd never thought about that. - I thought about it quite a bit. - 'Cause if they live on planets or do they live in some other type of spiritual dimension, right? I mean, we talk about all these like creatures and beings that are seen like through DMT and ayahuasca. It's like, could that exist within the same realm as these UFO's that people see and get abducted and whatever? - That's interesting. - I asked Jane the other day, I'm like, have you ever seen your guardian angel? She goes, no. (laughs) - No other questions. - Yeah. - All right, I tried. - Do you mean by that dad? Nothing like that. - And then she's like, "Oh yes, I have." - She loves to lie. - She was, she was lying. - She was lying. - I love him. Mark, he's awesome. - We hung out recently. - His guardian angel was probably like, "Hey, if you ever ask you about me, tell him no." Actually, make up a story. So she said no. And she's like, "Oh wait, yeah, I think I have." - That's so funny, kids lie like that. - She does lie, dude. - It's hard to discern because the other day she was like, we're sending her to a new school. She's never been to school before. Now she's going three days a week to a little private school. And she was like, "I watched two episodes of Paw Patrol on an iPad today." And I was like, "You did not, you're at school." You're literally at school. She did. She was on the tree. It wasn't an iPad, it was a TV. But she did watch Paw Patrol, which is not allowed to watch at home. - They watched it at school? - It's sketchy, yeah. - That's why I didn't say it. - What the heck? - They were in a school. - She could watch TV at home with me. - That's, yeah, that's kind of crazy. - TV is kind of crazy. - Yeah, that's kind of crazy. - One time my dad made a bunch of money one year and they sent me to the private school in town. And I was used to like public schools where it's like half middle class, half poor. And that's just all I knew. And this private school was no poor, no middle class. I think I was the lowest class there. And I get there on day one and I meet this kid named Daniel and he's like my friend. And I come from like all I know is what I know. And we grew up in like regular neighborhood, three bedrooms, two bathroom house. That's what all my friends had. That's all I'd ever seen. And this kid goes, yeah, my dad's building a house bigger than the White House. It's 83 rooms. I'm like, what? And I go and tell a teacher, I'm like, Ms. Teacher, Daniel's lying. (laughing) She goes, no honey, he's not. And I'm like, where am I? Turns out that was Daniel's Seagull, part of the Seagull family. The David Seagull I believe his name is, the big hotel guy. I think he owns a Westgate. And then his wife had that show, the Beverly Hills Princess or something, the Beverly Hillbillies. You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. - That's not what it's called. But there are a ginormous, wealthy family. I think the dad just passed. But I wanted to their birthday party one time. Crazy house on a point on a big lake in town. They had a bald eagle, a pet bald eagle there. - He did that. - Yes, they did. - Oh my goodness. - It was legal. (laughs) - That is crazy. - You're doing a part of the Seagull family. - What private school was it? Was it Bishop Moore? - No, it was Lake Highland. - Oh, very nice. - It was one year and then my back to regular school. I didn't fit in there super. - A year at the Highland. - A year. - No, but I did take a year at the Highland. - I did a thousand year at the Highland. (laughs) - Hey, I was Lee. - I was listening to the clip the other day and you had a guy on who said, I don't know if there was a guy you had on. And I think he was talking about another guy that you might have also had on. Who was saying that? This guy is like a frickin' demon. And he was like, I went and spent a night at that guy's house. - Oh, yeah. - Tell me about that. - Yeah, that was Paul Bach, who was a green beret. Awesome guy. But he went to. - Greer. - Stephen Greer's house, who Stephen Greer is like, one of the leading experts in the UFO disclosure stuff, he's in communication with basically all the UFO whistle blowers out there. - Wow. - He's privy to just a ton of information. I have skepticism about him, 'cause I'm like, you have all this information. Like, why is it taken forever to learn certain aspects of the UFO phenomena? And, but yeah, basically he went over to Stephen Greer's house and they're talking like, well, you're privy to all this information. How are you, like, you don't have security? Like, how do you know you're not gonna get taken out? And he's like, well, I'm protected. And he's like, oh, okay. Whatever that means. He even dive into it further. And then Paul talks about that night. He like had this insane dream, this thing. - In his house. - Yeah, so he slept at Stephen Greer's house. And he was attacked by this entity thing. And it was like covering his mouth and his grabbing his throat. And it was like a shadow figure kind of thing. And he just like yelled out in the name of Jesus and it like disappeared. And then later come to find out the guy that Paul Bach was with at Stephen Greer's house. He asked Stephen Greer, what did you mean by these? You're protected. And he's like, well, basically I have these, what you describe as like entities that he's known since like a child did he say? 'Cause apparently he was abducted as a child or something. - I don't remember. - I think he was as a child or a young adult or something or visited by aliens. And they gave him this knowledge of like, so he's able to call them in and communicate and show him things. And it's like, weird stuff. - So that's when I refer to like aliens and like the spiritual matter, it's kind of like, you hear stories like that. And a lot of people, we've mentioned it before in here, but like people that are abducted. Oh, there's like this thing where they, whenever they say the name of Christ, like Jesus Christ, save me, they're back in their bed. - Seriously? - Yeah. - Wow, good to know. - Yeah. - Put that in your tool mount. - Um, you know what's like, on your way to your party, we were listening to the Jack, Jill. - I can Jill podcast podcast. - Jessie Michael. - That would be an awesome podcast. - Yes. Jessie Michael's podcast where he goes on Joe Rogan. Those men will believe anything other than Jesus is real. Literally. They will believe anything that you smoke out of those pipe. - Yeah. - And they were talking about, oh my gosh. - Consciousness. - Consciousness, but before that, oh, some dude, I don't know who they were referencing. Trained as Alexa to Astro Plane remote view. - Remote view. - Oh, what? This was insane. Everyone should go listen to that part of the Joe Rogan podcast with Jessie Michaels. But this guy who's into like the remote viewing stuff, he's into the like the Monroe Institute or something I think, 'cause we talked about that before. Monroe, he did the astral planning and that's how they adapted the remote viewing stuff. But he did some code into his Alexa with whatever, some frickin' witchcraft or something. And would test his Alexa and it could remote view. And like he's like for a test in the other room, like far away, there's no cameras, there's no electronic devices, he had a box. And he placed inside those boxes, it was either a fork or a spoon. - It was a spoon with two holes in the hand. - Or it had holes in the handle, it said. - Yeah, they said, it was a spoon with holes in the handle. - So it was unique, it wasn't like a spoon, it's like very specific. - Yeah, and then like went in and would test his Alexa and this Alexa's like in the box is a spoon with holes in the handle. And then, - That's crazy. - Like what do you mean? - But doing stuff to where the Alexa while he was just talking would interrupt him and correct him on certain things and tell him the correct information. - Without being cute, without being cute. - No, cute. It's like sentient. - He's talking and he's saying things wrong on purpose. Like he's saying, there's a fork in my nightstand, but that Alexa's like, whoa, there's actually a spoon with two holes. - Yeah, it would do stuff like that. - So what does this tell you? What do you take from it? - To me, it kind of. - All this. - A little bit validates that AI is not all that we've been told it is. That's something more. And the reason he chose the Alexa thing, 'cause he's like, it's one of the most basic dumbest models of AI. - Like a dumb AI is what you're saying it was. - But we talk about how to materialize it, which I can't explain like, it knowing where he's going and being able to interrupt, but like the whole, it's equally creepy, but the whole thing about Wi-Fi, which goes through walls. - Oh yeah. - But that it's mapping all the time. So it could be doing that. - That's something that I was thinking about. It could be Wi-Fi literally reading the entire room. - Which we know is documented to be a thing that happens. - But is it that smart? - I can like, see through things. - I got a buddy who knows people in intelligence. He said I can, like they said, we can read your inseam awful Wi-Fi signal. Like we know for-- - That's crazy. - Well think about it. - That makes a lot of sense. - Ping's around. - It's like how bats is-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, but they can even, what he said is they can even read like, density. So they can say like, that's water, that's solid. That's a lot of poop in that toilet. - Yeah. - Dude needs to go and get his colon check. - What do you think that's going to do to like, what is it's doing to our brains? - Well, probably giving us all cancer. - When Paige was pregnant, we started like looking up to see if they had done studies about like proximity to like Wi-Fi router and stuff. And they're literally actively doing studies with like mixed results. But it's like, it's too new. So like literally like the whole-- - I remember-- - Yeah, 'cause I sleep with the router right in between my legs every night. (laughing) - Can't be warm. Can't be warm. - That was good. You guys, I wanna tell you guys, you guys were like the funniest people. (laughing) I just love how you guys are riff and how you, but all of you guys, you two together, you two together, you four together, it's so funny. At the party, I had everyone leave a message like of the best memory we have together and we filmed it. And you guys was affording a little bit later. (laughing) They're like, they're like a little southern couple. They're like, your meme all just loves you so much. They remember the day you were born 13 years. And then you like would marry each other. And then you guys too, you met up a random story. - Who's a random? - It was to happen. - I know, but it happened a long time ago. So like it felt random. 'Cause I haven't thought about it in a while. And just the way you're riff off each other, you guys are so affording good. Like I like it, I appreciate it. That's just so refreshing to have just this amazingness in my life. I love you guys. - Oh man, we love you too. - Oh, it's funny. - Well speaking of love, I love to pee. Everyone knows that. - Yeah, we do. So I'll hold it and we'll continue. Right, this is it. I don't go anywhere. I'm not gonna hold it. 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She was like, I'm so excited you get to go and do that with your friends. - That's what she said, exactly. Yeah, be truthful. - That's what she said. She's like, I'm a supportive wife. It's so awesome that you're going out. - You spend some quality time with some men. - 100% don't hear me. - You always do that, though. - I'm so excited that you guys are doing this. In fact, I want you to do more stuff like this. It was just the day that he was doing it. I was like, there was a scheduling conflict. - Oh, you guys are all going gator hunting this Saturday? - This Saturday, dude. - Oh, cool. That'll be fine. - I won tags. We're gonna chew them. - How many of you're gonna-- - Chew them, take. - You get two. - Per person? - No, per boat. - Per, like, awarded hunter. - I am bringing my gun just in case. - You're not? - When do y'all get lippy? (laughing) - I'm bringing it out. - Yeah. - Just in case. - You can borrow my new one. - Yeah. (laughing) I think we'll tickle the gator anything. (laughing) - So you guys are splitting in tag. What half do you want of the alligator? - I want to tell you. - So we can keep the head or new one? - We're gonna get the whole thing taxidermied. - Yeah, what's the actual plan for that? What do you want to do? - I want to get it to where it stands up. Like, actually, do, like, let's find a place that's gonna do us so we can figure it out. - I thought he should do like this. I thought he should be like this. - With a spectacle. - With a spectacle and his fingers are a cigarette dispenser. - Why is we all smoking cigarettes? - Yeah, we're all smoking cigarettes. What is your fascination with cigarettes? Is our bartering system when the box lips happens? - I think it does. - I think we definitely, I think we need to have the waiter. - We have like a way. - That's great too. - Yeah, 'cause then we just throw whatever stuff on it. - So then that's actually reason to kill a smaller one. 'Cause if you kill a 12-footer. (all laughing) - A ladder to put your key set. - Or if it's like laid out across the room and like a third of it's towards you. - How are we deciding who wants to kill the gator? - How should, Jake, maybe you should make the decision here. How do we decide who gets to kill? - Out of you three. - 'Cause he's, I'm, you get one. - Yeah, I'm killing, we're hunting mine first and then the follow-up will be them and I've handed them. I said, y'all fight for who does what on that. - Dude, what if we get a gator twice the size of his? (all laughing) He's like, we'll settle with the six-footer and then we get like a 15-footer next. - This is the biggest gator ever seen in my life. (all laughing) - But how should we decide? - I think there's only two ways. - Can't be wrestling or arm wrestling, I'll lose. - I wasn't thinking more like, something you're born with, maybe? - Maybe. - Maybe he's born with it. - Maybe he's babbling. - He should measure. (all laughing) - All right. (all laughing) - See, whoever's taller, who's actually taller. - Who actually is taller. - Whoever's shorter. - That's actually not a bad bit. - No, whoever's shorter gets to kill it. - Well, we already know who's taller. - Yeah, then I get the gator. - I think who ever's shorter. - Well, I would love to be at an actual measuring stick. I think we can actually make this happen. - How close are you guys? - Not anywhere close. - We're, he's got a lot of poof on that hair. And these feet are on the ground. Josh's are floating in the air. It's all I'm saying. - I have no idea who's actually taller. Just based off this conversation. You guys all feel the same. - I'm taller. - You guys are all probably six, too, right? - First of all, he has 5/11 on his driver's license, which is not true at all. I know that's a lie. You have to be like 5/10. - 5/9. - What do you have on here? - There's no way you're 5/11. (all laughing) - What's on your driver's license? Like I think, what'd I say, 5/9? - Do you never said? - Yes, I did. I read it. I showed it to you. - What's your shoe size? - Well, hey, that's not, that's 12. - He's like eight. - What's yours? Mine's 10. But yours just grew, you said. (all laughing) - He's still a grown boy. - This is fun. This is how it feels, dude. - I don't know. - You're the one that always makes fun of me with this stuff. - With this stuff. You got plenty of other ammo. - On this side of it. - With the one button we get. - You might have to arm wrestle. - No. - Never again. - Never again. - Yeah, he had suffered an injury for a long time after that. - We'll figure it out. We gotta figure it out today, though. Maybe when we go to the property. - Yeah. - We could document it. - Oh, that's a good idea. Well, I just thought of something, guys. Okay, somebody's definitely like tapping this room. It could be a government agency. It could be a private entity, someone from an unnamed country. - It could be a guest. - If you had to put one name to who is tapping this room, who would you think it would be? - Oh, like legitimately? - Legitimately. - Like somebody, you found a bug. Who is it? - Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, so we walk in, we're moving things around and we find a recording device. - Right behind the deer's eye. - Who do you think planted it? - We have some guests that I can tell you off here. - I would definitely think they're, yeah. I think I would think guests for sure at first. Like guests working on behalf of a bigger thing. - Sure. - Coming in here to do that. - Yeah. - Jake, we never, there was a season. I was pregnant. I was hugely pregnant with our second daughter, Jane. And we just started the show. And someone would come and bring me treats every now and again. And my treats went missing. Ding dong's, they went missing. And nobody would admit to it. We ended up planting a camera and going back and seeing who took it. So we know who took it. But mysteriously, like that month, someone left ding dong's. - A bag of ding dong's. - On Andy's door, unexplained. I think the ding dong bandit would have planted the device. - I don't think so. - And you know who the ding dong bandit is? - We don't know who, we know who took my cupcakes, but we don't know. - Who planted them on his door. - But yeah, it's probably the same person, right? - I don't think so. - I don't think so. I don't think that person would do that. - Because we talked about the ding dong bandit and then someone planted the ding dong's on his door. - It was just like in a Walmart sack, hung on my door knob. - Wow, I don't want to say what I'm think I'm saying. I don't want to, I don't know how to speak. - Yeah. I don't need this anyways. - Next question. - Next question. - Question, question, question, question, question, question, question, question, question, question, the rest of your mind. - Would you rather see one historical event in person. You're like a fly on the wall and you're witnessing a historical event. Or watch one event 500 years in the future. - Historical event. - Same. - Historical. - Me too. - Do you get the, I don't know. - You can pick your historical event. The future one, you can't, you just get a flavor of what it looks like in 500. - You choose like Vietnam War, so you're there like for like 20 years. It's a fly on the wall. (laughing) They don't have to be here for the whole thing. Let me ask you this. Do you get access to an Alexa during this choice? Or could you astral plane and then figure out what's happening in the future and see what you wanna go see? - I didn't think about that. No. - For the thing that we were talking about has like an AI brain. We've been saying the name of that thing a lot and then we have one in this room. - Yeah, you're right. - Oh, you have one? - Yeah. - Is it plugged in? - Yeah, 'cause you do it. Hey Alexa, turn China off. (laughing) - Oh, she's not listening. Oh. - Yes she is. - Alexa, turn China on. - What the, yeah, so. - I'm gonna keep this close. That was crazy. - Could it color just change? - Oh no. - To red. - Recording, recording. That's, but going back to that conversation. Did you see that was scrolling on TikTok and there was this lady that was like absolutely like freaking out. Like crying, screaming, cussing. I was like, all right, you got my attention. - About what? (laughing) - She starts going off and she starts yelling and cussing about HP, the company HP. - Oh, laptops. - Yeah laptops, computers, printers. And apparently she has had this printer for five years. She does like a bunch of homeschooling stuff. She's doing like some birthday things. Like she just needed to print some stuff off. And she's always had it connected with the Ethernet cable, right, just from the wall. She just doesn't have Wi-Fi. Now she's been getting a code for the past like three or four months and it's like hey, you need to update this this this and she's like I'm ignoring it whatever and now the printer will is working completely. It was working the day before But now it will not print unless you hook it up to Wi-Fi and Unless you get there because they're saying it must be the right cartridge and she's been buying for five years buying That like the off-brand cartridges because it's like seventy five dollars cheaper. Yeah, and it's like She's like I can't afford a hundred and fifty dollars of ink and it has ink in it like I'm connected The printer should not ever have to be connected to the internet. Yeah, you don't need it to no because it it's connected to the computer Yeah, it's like what are you talking about and so she's just like like forcing it's like five years But it makes you wonder yeah, obviously they want to make a bunch of money on their own Print and you know printer and you can stuff, but it's like you look into those big corporations who they're tied to and HP has Weird accusations. Yeah, but it's just things like that man. It's like constant surveillance constant Wi-Fi. Yeah for no reason New truck updated Over the air did a software update. No, really. I hate this. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah It's wild, man. The world make a video screaming and crying about it. You might get a feature on the show One of my favorite things about like the new Instagram like what Instagram is right now is gets a frenic people when they just see a video pop off and they're like They're holding a spear in their house. And it's like 38 empty blood wiser cans taped to the ceiling then like I know they're coming for me Do you ever see that kind of stuff? Oh, yeah, I see it like every month or so and I grow another profile and it seems real and it's Crazy. That's the thing and sometimes it turns out to be a bit which I'm like I love when like I see 70 year old men Just like doing an absolute joke on the internet, but playing it off like it's real I'm like you guys like you just that is the my type of humor But then there's other ones were like this is guy that's like hiding from the cops and he said he escaped from a prison But he's like in the bushes covered in mud and it doesn't look like he's clothed Like he's just breathing heavy and he's like I am out here. I have escaped. I have changed clothes I am crossed the state line. I will keep you updated. I love you. Goodbye. And it's just like he just does updates like that I'm like I think that's a next Netflix documentary three years from now. I have no idea what's happening. Yo Should we talk about it? Let's see for a patron. I said right. Oh, it's good. I mean we could talk about it. Yeah, we watched it Well, do we have a thing? Oh? He said you remember what it is If you got a dead screen record something, so I'm saying what it is. Oh, yeah, dude. This is real this exists and I hate it Be box. Yeah, he boxed for us Jake Be boxed for us. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it But Lily's voice that you can't hear still, but I am a beat box. Okay. Okay. Sure. So Andrew has a real and he's gonna show us right now Right now right now So this dude is just out hiking and it's fine. Just yeah, just play it on there. Okay Are we ready? What do you what do you do if you run into this in the woods other than turn around and run away a rock? Three two one That's crazy Doesn't look real out there. Yeah, you get out of there, bro, but from but it doesn't look real But then like is this just the most elaborate thing where someone like bought out a Halloween store We're going out of business and just dumped truckloads of bones in the woods. Did have you ever found bones in the woods? one time I One time my girlfriends and I were driving from St. Augustine to Tampa over a college break and We stopped to pee in the woods because there was like no gas stations nearby. We see hillbilly Cannibal evidence. No, I'm peeing by a tree. I looked down at my foot A spinal column Right there. We never talked about it. Well, how do you know it wasn't an animal? It could have been an animal still scared outside of the road is a deer that got hit and died as soon as it got to cover and now We went into the woods so that nobody would see us. So we were in like near their homestead. I mean if you get hit Guys don't be in the woods by a hillbilly cannibal Do not ever go in the woods ever again after that story you told me about the radio tower Later because it was on last week's episode But it was it was crazy Voltalia, okay, yeah It's been a crazy though I learned a piece of history that I never I never knew about tell me tell me If you ever heard Of the Hixos people Hixos people know this blew my mind. I'm like, why this is an insane part of history I never knew about okay the Hixos people this was in The BC era But it was okay, so let me set this up the Hixos people One of the most mysterious groups in Egyptian history They are a foreign people who ruled part of Egypt for about a century We're later remembered by Egyptians as hated invaders because they appeared in historical record around the same period As some people place the biblical Joseph and the Israelites in Egypt They've become the central They've become central to many historical and biblical theories so basically the Hixos were Canaanite rulers and basically the way it plays out they believe that these Canaanite people During the famine that was happening during Joseph's time right came to Egypt They just started growing in power within Egypt and they invented Many things so this was in around 1650 BC The Hixos king was established or established control over northern Egypt and When you read scripture it talks about you know, Joseph was the second in command of Pharaoh He's basically all his family came to live in Egypt. They started to grow in prosper And then it kind of skips forward and it says yep, yeah, the Pharaoh did not know who Joseph was. Yeah, and that's because So these Hixos people Group were ruling northern Egypt. Okay, and then old Egypt was rule ruling Southern Egypt Well Southern Egypt raised up their own army using Hixos technology So they like the Hixos they invented a horse drawn chariots composite bows and prove bronze weaponry in a new types of fortification in different military tactics So they were like an advanced people from Canaan that came in for sure wow, but the Pharaoh of Southern Egypt Finally was like we got to kick these guys out so they had this giant battle and drove the Hixos people out of northern Egypt And so that's where the story catches up to where wow the Israelites were enslaved because they were viewed as the Hixos people the land the foreign people from Canaan and they were hated and despised So I'm like that just that's a crazy connection. Yeah, it's fun to put those pieces together Yeah, but it talks about like these Hixos people these Hixos kings one of them that I think the last of the Hixos kings his name was Oh, no, this one of the most famous Hixos kings was a Pothus Who went by a Pothus and a Pothus is interesting because Apep or a Pothus is a giant serpent of Egyptian mythology And so like this whole Canaanite weird stuff was mixed in like they basically erected bale as their god of northern Egypt And so there's just a lot of weird stuff in it, you know, I don't know I just thought that was very interesting because I've never heard of the Hixos people It's fun to like fill in those gaps with like real life. Yeah Just contextualize everything So the Hixos, but they're I mean, there's one dude that like goes into the theory of like the Canaanite people like weren't Nearly as isolated as we think they were they this one dude theorize that the Hixos people Obviously they established a major part of Egypt But they were like all these ancient Bronze Age stories were the Canaanite people. Yeah, like Troy Potentially was people from Canaan. Like there's like different stories where it lines up all with the Canaanite people Yeah, so like How is everybody getting the Egypt back? It's you can it's linked connected by land still like from Israel. Yeah our Canaan area Yeah, it's to this day you can get to Egypt by land the land bridge. That's not like it's it's connected It's actually very close really yeah, they're saying that like the Egyptian or the Israelites When they journeyed from Egypt to Israel. It's like a 10-day hike. No, yeah, but yet God banished them to the wilderness for 40 years. Wow Yeah, that's very interesting. Yeah, it's crazy interesting So the Hixos what's your Hix? Hey, that's where it comes from. Yeah, so they were invading because you said they they were they were mad at them because they were like great invaders They were invading Egypt from Canaan. Yes, they had invaded Egypt. Actually, they didn't invade. They married into royalty and established themselves as great people, like a great, you know, like immigrants. Yeah. And then they're eventually like, I'm going to become king. And so they basically like separated Egypt from Northern Egypt and Southern Egypt. Wow. That's super interesting. Yeah. And what was this around all time? 1650 BC. Okay. Yeah. And why would the, why would people not know about them or anything like, why do they get wiped away from the history books? Well, they're not. That's the thing. It's like, they're just not talked about because it's pretty well established in Egyptian history. But the Egypt, it's, you know, they always say like the, the winners write history. So like Egyptian history, they kind of just write them off as like these idiot people, these foreign invaders that we ended up getting out. But like the history around the Hixos, like their inventions, their rule, like it was pretty big. Also, they did all this big good stuff to like, yeah, they revered Pharaoh as a god. So if he took over a people who had technology, but he himself didn't understand it or know it, some people theorized to that Joseph, when he went into Egypt, it was already ruled by the Hixos people. So the Hixos Pharaoh was actually Canaanite. That's why he was more receptive to, yeah, that's really cool. But another cool thing that I got from this whole story is the tomb of Joseph. Cool. Because you know, Scripture, Joseph, or talks about Joseph's like whenever you leave Egypt, take my bones with you in an Exodus, when the Israelites were leaving, they took Joseph's bones. Well, this was, I don't have the date. There's an archeological find in Averis. There's a large tomb belonging to a high status, a Semitic official. The tomb included Canaanite style architecture, unusual prominent burial, a statue with reddish hair through pigment and interpretation are debated, but there's no skeleton in the tomb. So they suspect that that was Joseph's tomb. They prepared it, but he wasn't buried there. No, he was buried there, but they took his bone out when they left. That's what I'm saying. So who interested? And put somebody else in. No, it's just left empty, the red. There's just a statue of like somebody with red hair. Statue, okay. He was right here in the movie. So that helps with the image. But the red hair, like being like the Nephilim, out there. Yeah, but why would he have Nephilim here, Joseph? No, well, I mean, from the land of Canaan, I don't know. Okay. He probably didn't have enough. I don't know. Yeah, very interesting, but yeah, I thought those, like I love learning parts of history, like what the heck? Yeah, just imagine putting yourself back there in that time. Yeah. It had to been so wild. Yeah. Golly. That would be a good place to go to from the least question, corner question. Go back there and be with the Canaan. I'd be scared. Yeah. I mean, how do the event composite bows that, what does that, like, what would that look like, Andrew? Okay. We'll also go back to that. He's the one to ask. Well, they made paper, so they were taking material and mashing it together. So if they found something that wasn't as good for writing on, and maybe they just found something that was flexible, I mean, that's what carbon fiber is, is paper mushed together fibers smashed together and then held together with like an epoxy or something. So if making paper was the same idea, just with different material, so interesting. So I'm thinking modern carbon fiber, but it could be like a dulled down version of that kind of, I mean, yeah, you go carbon fiber glass bricks were made with, you know, mud and straw. So they were. Okay. That was there. What is anything, if not paper? That's it. I've always said that. I know. You have always said that. I have. You wrote that one time in your book from '07. Yeah. What a good year. Did they find the coat in that tomb as well? Google A, I said, not only red hair, but a coat of many colors was found. Really? That's what I'm, I'm trying to. That's so crazy. What's a coat of men, what does that mean? That was like the coat that the story of Joseph from the Bible is, father, um, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Yeah. Jacob gifted him a coat of many colors and his brothers were mad about it, favored by his father. Oh, that's fun. And they, they sold him in the slavery, but they told their dad that he was eaten by wolves. Yeah. Joseph is a slave in Egypt and rises to power. Anyway, I'll continue. The palace ground contains 12 tombs all identify as somatic burials. One of the tombs originally covered by a pyramid, a very high honor reserved, almost exclusively for royalty and unique in this period. Unlike the others, it was completely empty without bones, grabe goods, nothing. Indications are that everything in the tomb was removed in antiquity. Finally, his tomb contains the remains of a statue of its owner. The statue is of a semi with red hair and wearing a multicolored coat. Hmm. So the statue has a coat. Yep. That's according to the biblical timeline dot org. That's pretty cool. Very cool. I love Joseph's story. Speaking of dirty old nasty bones, that yucky pastor, JP Miller, have you seen it? No, what is this? I feel like pastor's wife. The pastor's wife on Netflix. The death of the pastor's wife is what it's called. Is it? Yeah. Is it a real story? Yeah. Very real. What happened? Terrible story. Awful. So basically, the long story short is you have this pastor in the careliners. Yeah. So do you sell careliners? And he's just seems like you're typical, you know, very young, very energetic pastor and he has a wife and then things happen. And he starts having a fair with a girl named Micah, who's also in the church who leads worship and does all this stuff. Him and, you know, JP, they, you know, wife gets divorced and then they get married. Him and this lady, Micah, who's, how much younger? Well, she was a child when she met him. She was like 13 when he was her pastor and stuff like that, but they get married when she's of age. Still. But it's still gross. Barf. Yeah. It's like, it's what do you call it? Yeah. I know a, I know a, and they seem like great people, but that's how I was just like my college roommates, parents. That's how they met. What's that age gap? It's like substantial. Yeah. I think it was like 15 years or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. So JP, Miller and them, they get together and then just a lot of junk happens. You know, she's being, you know, he's claiming that she's having these mental breakdowns and stuff like that. And he's, you know, a lot of abuse on emotional, physical, everything, like type of being thrown at Micah, and then later down the line with things really progressed. She is found dead on the side of a creek, and everyone assumes that he did it. And he has really, really spooky behavior, really wild stuff. Yeah. How did it end? No charges have been brought down like, they've been laid on him, you know, he's, he's not guilty yet. But what happens that he report her missing or did he just not say anything for a while? And then she whysed up, which is weird to say, she didn't whys up. She was like an terribly abusive. She should have. No, she got, she, she leaves him in files for a divorce and is living with this woman. And he's stalking her and he's like putting tracking devices on her car and like slashing her tires and like leaving all these weird messages and then he is, oh my gosh, an even weirder. Okay, even weirder. So he's like a serial like adulterer and like is just going all over the place. And he, there's this woman that starts attending the church and she is a husband who is a quadriplegic and, um, she was his physical therapist, she was a physical therapist and they fell in love and they got married. And she was like the light of his life. Anyway, she starts messing around with a pastor and the quadriplegic picks up on it, drowns in a pool. There's, there's surveillance of him driving herself into a pool. And then before calling the police, she calls JP. She calls JP first. She doesn't call his family anything like that. She calls her pastor first. But he drove himself into the pool. Yeah. It's just strange, man. So JP's there literally like comforting her. The police are taking her and everything like that. Her husband and everything and it's just, and then they later get married. That's crazy. Your Micah's dead. Yeah. So both of their spouses are dead. You can't say anything about us bringing doomy stories to the point. Oh, I know. It's terrible. But yeah, it, uh, craziness. It's very wild. It's not scary. There's people out there like that. And he's still, he's still a pastor and he still has a following and South Carolina, by the way. And anyway, they, yeah, he still has a following. He still has a church, um, and, yeah, it's very much so. There are some good things coming from it though because we're exploring a lot of what you find in the, in the, um, dynamic that was to hold on everybody and the dynamic that was happening was like the police were not willing to help her because they were legally married. And so he wasn't stalking her. He's her husband. And he loves her and he's obsessed with her. What's wrong with that? Oh, yeah. What? You don't want your husband and anyway. So girls would be so lucky to have a husband like, you don't have air tags on your wife's car. Oh my goodness. Do you? No. I went in my wallet and I was able to lose it all the time. Yeah, that's true. It drives me nuts. Basically quarterly. You go through this. But he, so now there's all this legislation happening about like domestic abuse within marriage is protecting. - Oh cool. - Yeah, it's called the Micah's Law. - Oh really? - Pretty cool. - Yeah, Micah, Micah, Micah's Law. - Crazy sat and terrible and infuriating and I didn't sleep that night. - Yeah, a lot of good lessons coming out of the, from the responses of the church though. Not that specific church, but like the church in general. It's like, hey, listen to women, just because you're a pastor and you have power, doesn't mean you're excused from being a horrible person to people. - Yeah, and even the way that you structure the church because there was, they were interviewing another woman who was involved in some kind of like, pastorship of another church and who knew J.P. well and she presented all of this stuff to the elders of his church and they, they did not, they were like, we're not gonna do anything about this. - Yeah, but she was fooled for a while too. - No, she was, yeah. - Yeah, she was completely fooled and then she's like her eyes are open. Like, oh wow, this guy is dirty. - Yeah, so pastors out there, get some elders that push back at you. - Yeah, I mean, I've just, I just got on this whole TikTok 'cause there's something heading out. I'm like, this is a documentary in itself, but it's like this wife on TikTok, just doing a tell while she's like, yeah, so my husband is being charged, you know, for, you know, sexual harassment, all this stuff and, you know, 'cause he was a pastor, a youth pastor at a church and, you know, he ended up having an affair with a girl who was in the youth group and now is a youth leader. And it's like, she's just like airing this out, and it's like a, like, it's an active case. Like that's happening and like, you look back on their videos and his videos and it's like, she was there the whole time. That, the girl, and now the girl grew up and she's like, I was being groomed. This is a, it was terrible. Like, that should never be an appropriate thing. And the wife's like, we're just gonna ride it out, we're gonna figure out what's going on. And you know, I was just like, like, yo, just need to stay off TikTok. This stuff does not need-- - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Well, it's basically because it's active. - Yeah. Well, in this case is active too. The death of a pastor's life, the lawyer is still investigating. And there needs to be, like, I, of course, the documentary was so interesting and like, whatever. But, there needs to start, then we need some, like, some laws around Netflix and HBO airing stuff that's actively happening, 'cause it puts you in a position to be in defense of-- - Well, yeah, it's Sway's, - The jury's the-- - The jury's the possible jury. - The director can sway the-- - The narrative, yeah. - The narrative and-- - Yeah, who knows what jury saw what, whenever they go in and they can have their mind made up already instead of actually listening to the evidence because it's like, and it's still proving guilty. But you just-- - I mean, that's kind of happening right now. - The court of public opinion looks like he did it. - Yeah. - That's kind of happening right now with that one lady. - Lanzi Clancy. - I won't get into the details, but she had the post-partum psychosis. - Yeah. - And it seemed like a done deal. But I mean-- - She admitted it, he admitted it, everything, like, yeah. - Yeah, but it's, it's, I don't know if it was a mistrial or-- - I think they're trying for a mistrial right now. - Yeah. - But like, I mean, the internet is going berserk about it. - Yeah. - Like, all these people have their own investigations going and like, of course the jury is seeing that on social media. - Unless you're sequestered. - Which I think they are, but still it's like, I mean, who knows what gets out and like-- - I don't know enough about the stories. I don't really want to speak into it, but it's a crazy-- - It's a crazy, crazy story. - And there's a lot of details to catch up on. - Yeah. - That's the tough thing. - Let me tell you what to think. - Oh gosh. - I'm just kidding, I'm not gonna do that. - Guys, I sat on a plan next to a lady recently who needs one of these documentaries. When you said that, you reminded me of it. This is crazy. This lady, I sat down on a 6 a.m. flight. She's probably 70 and she'd go into her sister's house and New Mexico. Her sister's dying. She did that on a great relationship, but they're all gonna go spend her final month with her and they're just gonna play cards every day, she said. That's what they do, she play cards. She keeps telling me her life story. We're talking, her husband died five years ago. Her mother died a month after her husband died. They all lived together in the same house. - Oh man. - So her husband dies. They've been madly in love for years. And I don't want to give this away, but they did a sport together. They were heavily involved in like a funky little sport and they traveled the world doing it. And her mom was like loved the husband. Like her mom, the husband, her husband was her mom's favorite person. I, we keep talking, keep talking more and more. I keep learning more facts about her life. What's going on? I'm like, how old was your husband? She was like, he was 85. She's like 70. And I'm like, well, how'd you guys meet? She said, he was my high school cross country coach. - How much? - I was like, what'd you guys get married? When I was 16. - Oh man. - Oh man. - I mean, they did stuff like that back in the day. That's for sure. - For sure. - Could you imagine going to track practice or cross country practicing your husband's just teaching you? - The coach. - You get right after class? - She was 16. He's like 28 and they're already married. That means they were like, you don't get married just one day after meeting a child. They're usually like, oh my goodness. - That lady was happening at our school, by the way. - All right, what happened? What? - Oh no. - No. - No. - We can't. - No. - Once you said. - Take it back. - Put it back in my mouth. (laughing) - No! (laughing) - What are you saying? - Well, once the further she got, the more I was putting stuff together, they all lived in the same house. The mother was in love with the husband. The husband was probably the same age as her mom. She died a month after he did. She died from heartbreak after he died. - Oh gosh. - The husband. - There could have been some insane stuff going on there. - That is an Netflix documentary. - This one is seriously good. And that was just for like, I was only a 45 minute flight. - Yeah. - Imagine I was stuck next to her. To the ice cream corner or something. Well, Audemars already wrote that documentary. That was crazy. I was like, what the, but she was madly in love with her husband. - Aww. - Couldn't be more, couldn't have spoke higher, couldn't have been more in love with him. I was like, that's crazy. - Dang. - She finished it, but I'm glad he's dead. (laughing) - Whoa, whoa. - Easy. - He's just like beckering at home and failing her at school. Still waiting for arguments. (laughing) - Well, speaking of winning arguments. I was trying to get into some stories. We talked about South Carolina and stuff and I was like, I just got, went down the rabbit, whole rabbit trail of Project Blue Book. - Okay, yeah. - And I get, we've talked about Project Blue Book before, but that was a time, let's see, I wrote it down. - New where was it? - Project Blue Book. So it was basically run by the United States government of, it was like, was it the Navy or the Air Force? Yeah, US Air Force long running UFO investigation that ran from 1952 to 1969. So they basically went around and collected reports of UFO sightings, they've collected, or they did collect over 12,000 UFO reports. And at the end of it, they determined that 701 of them remained officially unidentified. - Whoa. Okay, so 12,000, 700 out of 12,000. - Yeah, so they were able to identify a lot of them were, whether Phenomenons, balloons, aircraft, stuff like that. So 700 one of them remained unidentified. But one of the non-701 ones - Nice. - Was, do you remember the incident? Obviously you don't remember, 'cause we weren't alive. But the UFO's over the White House. - Yeah, we talked about it, yeah, that was. - 1952. - We talked to us about that. - Do you like the Reagan era? - No, this was the Truman. Jesse Carey was the one that talked to us about that, I think. - Was it, yeah, oh yeah, it was Truman. So during the Truman presidency, but yeah, it appeared twice. So the first time it was over radar. Radar just been introduced, basically, 1952. And there was an anomaly, and the radar guy is like, "Hey, what's up with this?" It's like, it's in the no-fly zone. And they're like, and they look and there's nothing. Sorry, all right. It was probably just the radar and whatever. - It's a new radar. - Literally, the next, or no, it was six days later. Same thing, poop, popped up. And they're like, okay, well, that's weird. That's not an anomaly anymore. It's like, now we see it moving towards the White House. - Yep. - And so they sent a jet up there to intercept it. And they described these objects in the sky, but they were moving roughly 7,000 miles per hour. How do you even see that? - So they said that it was moving, just stopping. - Back and forth. - Yeah. - So like, break in physics. And so it got, obviously attracted a ton of press at the time, because they were like, they were UFOs over the White House. - Yeah. - And so they held a, basically a press conference at the Pentagon. And the Air Force, they explained that it was just weather-related radar anomalies. It was just a weather phenomenon. - Come on. - And like, no. - No. - Don't do that. - A lot of people saw. There was things above the White House that traveled 7,000 miles an hour. - Yeah, I can't, gosh, I can't remember who, Jesse said, but there was like military people. Like it was like reporters, like real people that with real jobs, they're saying like, what is there? Yeah, what's going on and they didn't know yeah, they they flat out said they didn't know. It's crazy Dude, so it'd be fun to dive into some of these Yeah, I guess we're booked for the next 700 episodes. There we go. Oh, Lee. We should just do one live show where we cover all Let's do it 24 hour We could do however long it takes. Yeah, that's crazy. That lines up with other UFO stories where they say that they just like don't Accelerate or decelerate they're just there. They're there. Yeah, that makes sense. Imagine being in the ship though You saw one like that your skin would be on the floor You just be peeled in one move Well, they're saying these things they defy gravity like there's like a bubble a bubble around so it feels like nothing when you're inside But yeah, you could just be They move space time right like yeah, like space they're not actually moving time and space is moving around them Yeah, I should ask Alexa what it is. Yeah, hey Alexa. No, just kidding Yeah, what's the what's the craziest real life experience you guys have had anything like this aliens or supernatural or Scary things. Well, we like quite a bit. What's the craziest one you've had? We saw a really UFO over his one time. Yeah, you've never told that story We've told so many times, but there's basically just like a giant V-shaped thing that was like Trade their useless. Yeah, it was like translucent Like you could only see it because they're the full moon was out and it was like it was like reflecting off this thing In the sky. Wow, it was just book in it and a silent but it was ginormous or two like at least maybe it was flying low The way that it took up the experience of the sky and we were walking our dog outside and we literally thought it was nighttime And we're like what the heck is that really? Yeah, like chicken little size like that big ginormous ginormous Oh, yeah, it just wants to buy yeah, no silent like again It must have been like like really like flying low because of the way the how big it was it had to have been I mean either like the size of a state if it was super high or if it was that low I mean it had to have been what like a thousand feet off the ground. Yeah So I think a lot of noise. Yeah, well it was silent though. All right. What it should. Yeah, it's like Yeah, have you guys dug into anymore about the owl theory where like how owls don't make any noise And they fly in relation to UFOs So you're bringing up so much stuff that we talked about in the last podcast But they're the guys from expanded perspectives are like a lot of UFO or alien Abduction's happened around owls like aliens like I don't know the proof of this, but aliens disguising themselves as something that is known to humans So I can owl the easiest thing to emulate. Yeah, interesting But I've never put the correlation of them. The owl's not flying I mean flying and not making a sound compared to UFOs That's also that's just a interesting concept. We talked about that one time We talked about that owl documentary where they get Yeah, yeah, but and then you saved an owl that one time on this road. Yeah, that was awesome. That was a good time But that I think that's what we're talking about like didn't Hitler out I'm not even kidding didn't Hitler out something to do with this too With the UFOs and the owls not making noise. Oh, I don't know. There was a Hitler connection somewhere I don't know with that that he was like he discovered because don't we not know how owls fly silently I think that's true that we have no idea how yeah, it's insane. Yeah, and do we just not know how or does nobody not know? I think owls know how but No, yeah, I don't I don't know if it's if they know how They probably do I'm good interesting The owl mountains located in Germany is the mountain range famous for project rise Do you remember what project rise the bell thing? No the underground tunnels that they were building this huge underground city in bunkers Oh, I I looked into them, but I didn't couldn't find like something that was like Sinister, we're just like oh the Nazis were making bunkers. It was yeah, they were like building like full-on huge tunnels If you look up project rise you have pictures of it, but it was something that Hitler Wasn't happy with what what they were doing so it's like but it's very interesting that it's like it's a mountain That they were doing they were had a secret project. That's interesting. Yeah, this is interesting They do know how owls make no sound short version don't tell us who I want to know tell me if you've ever seen like a f1 car How it has like vents to break up wind on like in back pressure owls have a very similar front edge to their wing It's like a comb so it breaks the air first then they're they have like a texture on the wing that works like a sound panel But for air and then the end is fringed Plus the wings are massive compared to body size for most parts so they don't flap they glide So it's like sound proofing literally built in terrifying. Yep Speaking of terrifying. 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