210 - The Kentucky Goblin Attack & The Carl Higdon UFO Abduction

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What happened to Carl Higdon? And finally, for centuries, people have believed that certain objects can hold supernatural power. Holy relics. Ancient artifacts. But if something can be blessed, can something also be cursed? All that and more on this week's episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies. This podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Ghoul. Watch this or listen. We're gonna jump right into the story. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to a Ninjas Are Butterflies episode 210. 210 episodes. Wait, I think this one draws. Test, test, test. When did we start the podcast? When? Yeah. September 2nd. Guess what? September 9th. September 22. So. Oh, yeah. This will be four years. It's four years? Or do we celebrate four years when we have Jake on when he's here on September 2nd? Do we do a special episode? Well, it comes out. Let's celebrate four years. Just say it's been four years. We've had this podcast for four years. But usually we try to do. You said you wanted to do something on the anniversaries that were special. Or is it eight, nine? Hey, guys, we're dilly-dallying. We gotta say something. It wasn't important right now. Eight, nine? Eight, nine. It was not eight, nine. Eight, nine's. Yeah, it's. Or nine. Was it nine, two, two, two? That's what I thought. Say something important right now. We're saying something important. We're figuring it out. We're dilly-dallying. You're saying. No, we're not dilly-dallying. The fact that you're saying we're dilly-dallying is bringing up the dilly-dallying. Oh, boy. We're talking about important stuff here. Guys, it's been four years. And we're not celebrating. We did nothing to celebrate. I got these cool glasses. You did get cool glasses. You got a lot. Oh, my gosh. Should we have a fashion show? It tastes so good right now. Yeah. We should just. You and me should just change glasses all throughout the episode and explain. Did we start? We're started. Oh, my gosh. Guys, everyone shut up. What? Listen. That's a bad word. What happened? What's so important? Did you guys hear of this blackout? This. Let me start over. Okay. From the top. Here we go. The U.S. is saying. Mm-hmm. There is a potential for cities in the United States and or the entirety of the United States suffering from an 18-month blackout. Oh, no. Electricity blackout? Yes. That's called the apocalypse. That means the U.S. is kaput. We're done. Dude, the first month in, we're done. 18 months? There's no way. This is crazy because. Oh, my gosh. You hear my throat? Yeah, I know. Grr. There. This. It's like so. It's not on the news, which is nuts. Who's reporting it, then? What is it? This part is on the news. It's the local news, though. Got it. But no one. It's like it's very hidden, but like. So when this comes out, I don't know the state of it, but Gary, Indiana. Yeah. is currently suffering over 10 days of zero electricity. Excuse me. Right now? Right now. When we're filming this. Some guy named Gary in Indiana hasn't had electricity in 10 days. His city. Gary's city. Gary's city. What triggered it? I think storms, but the infrastructure. They're saying the United States infrastructure for electricity. The United States infrastructure for electricity and power is very outdated. Correct. They said it's almost like 50 years outdated. So that's why this expert in the field, he works for a U.S. government or something. He says. If these cyber attacks go. There's also cyber attacks happening on water treatment plants. Oh, my gosh. From Iran. From Iran? Yeah. In these past couple weeks. But they're saying if these cyber attacks continue or if there's even terrorist attacks on these power facilities, he says the U.S. could face 18-month blackout. Worst case scenario. What are we going to do? We got to go to Lowe's right now. Lowe's? We got to get seeds, dirt. We got to go to Bass Pro right now, Andrew. Yeah. What is your strategy? I mean, 18 months, that literally is the apocalypse for the United States. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you're done. I think it's three days and then civilization collapses. And that's like the worst case scenario. For sure. That's like there's no coming back. But even one month of U.S. blackout is crazy. One. I would say one day of the entire U.S. going blackout, you're done. I mean, if we knew that it was coming back on tomorrow, I don't think it would be that hectic. I think there would be some insanity. But if it's unknown. If it's unknown, goes out unknown, there's no start. I mean, that would be very, very scary because the battery's out. No, it's good. Even like thinking about what happens to the economy, though. Oh, yeah. Like all of those shifts, that gets insane. One halt, yeah. I mean, Disney goes kaput. I've been off of social media quite a bit. Good boy. Purposely? Purposely. Because I feel like it feeds anxiety. So I consumed it heavily for the past two days. And the anxiety is back? It's back. And I'm freaking out. No, but. Maybe that's why they're building the bunkers. We think it's for nukes. There's so many reasons. We think there's for nukes and stuff. But maybe if it's a planned blackout. A caveat to Gary, Indiana losing. Caviar? A caviar to Gary, Indiana losing power is in the vicinity, they are also building giant data centers. Oh, those sneaky cheekies. And so, of course, that just sucks all the power up. It's got to. And so it's just like. But now they're talking about building more and more and more AI data centers. It's going to stress out these already existing systems that we have. Well, what a psyop, though, to like say, hey, we're getting hit with like terror attacks that are targeting our infrastructure when really. Like, remember when, I think it was in Texas, they did rolling blackouts because of the ice storm. It caused a bunch. The grid only had so much energy. Like, it's a finite amount. So if they're going to drain the energy out, then you need an excuse. To divert it. Because as soon as they say, we're going to do rolling blackouts because of a data center, everyone revolts. But if they say, hey, there's terror attacks, we're reanalyzing our old grid. True that. Why don't we just start using humans for energy, kind of like in the Matrix? That was a good idea, right? That's a good idea. They like that. AI robots love that. Yeah. I mean, why not? Who says we're already not doing that? What if we are in the Matrix right now? I think we should hire monsters that work in a factory to come into the closets of children. Sure. Scare them in the night. I follow you. Collect their screams. Keep going. Energize our country. Perfect. Their joy produces more power. Laughter is better. There's that whole conspiracy with that. That's weird. Because whenever they show it, like, oh, the kid screams. And then there's a vial that goes, a little tube that goes up to the other hand. Guess what color that vial is from the kid. It's red. Red tube going all the way up. Like a dream room. That's what I'm saying. That whole it's this exact thing. Oh, and there's even there's so many movies like in the 90s, 80s that mention a drone. That's it's really bonkers. Yeah. I just found to mention it. They mention it like it's it's plots to it. Like that's probably on this flag, by the way. That's such a trigger. Oh, my God. Is it? Yeah. No, we're talking about Chrome. Like the cool. Like Google. Bling bling. Yeah. Google Chrome. We love Google. Adrian's Chrome episode where he's like Chrome. Like they go too far into the future and everything's made out of. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. But. As of yesterday, when we're filming this, the U.S. and Iran thing is just heating up and it's just getting annoying now, guys. I am so out of the loop. Can you please give me a quick download? I literally the only download I have is literally as you're walking in the store, I was watching a video where they said yesterday, August 24th, when we're filming this August, today's August 25th, when we're filming this, they said basically U.S. is like you have 40 talking to the world. You have 40. You have 40 hours to choose Iran or the United States in Iran's like, sure. If you don't choose Iran, if you choose the United States, we are at war with you. Okay. Okay. And Trump is like, samesies. And Trump's like, Iran's falling apart. Look it, they're scared. They're scared. They're shaking in their little Iranian boots. And Iran's like, we're not scared. We're really mad. It's so hairy and sticky and yuck and not fun. But it's just, it's weird that that's happening. And then they're like, if there's a terrorist attack on our power plants, we could lose power for 18 months. It's like, what the heck, man? They're like trying to get us to rally or something. Because like after 9-11, everybody was so united. They're like, yeah, yeah. But nobody, we don't even know how to digest what's going on in the Middle East right now. No. True that. It's also scary. And I know this is a scary thought. But like, like attacks on U.S. soil. When's the last time that happened from like a outside foreign country? 9-11? I mean, the big one, right? I mean, there had to have been tinier ones. But I mean, that is the thing. It's been so long. It is very scary. Did you see how the U.S. is, apparently it's illegal now to import or own any type of robotics in your home that are made from China or any other foreign country? Aren't those all robotics? I'm talking about like Roombas. And stuff. I saw somebody, yeah. I saw some like, there's a big anti, like a specific type of Roomba thing happening. Chumba. Chumba. Chinese Roomba. Ooh. Chumba. That sounded like a bad word to be honest with you. Get out of the way, you Chumba. You dirty Chumba. Speaking of Chumba, do you want a song? Yes. How do you guys like that? How do you like us jumping straight in instead of lollygagging? I like to lollygag, but I mean, I guess I'll listen to our fans. I don't even know if any of them were hesitant of it. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just going to shut up. My brain is not. I think as long as we're talking and having fun, that's all they care about. I don't think they care. We got a bunch of negative comments about how we lollygag. I don't care what they say about it. We're being ourselves. I'll fight every single one of them. Bring it on, haters. Andy, take it down. I'm not. I'm going to take it down. What if the majority of them are black belts, okay? What if the majority train special forces? I know Kung Fu. You still going to fight them? I know Kung Fu. This tastes so good. I'm like, this tastes like it's got sugar in it. It does. It does, I bet, yeah. Put a little sugar in me. Oh, a coconut and a sugar. I get a little wacky. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Elena. Thank you, Miss Elena. It's so funny how that times out. Genre. Lily, what kind of genre would you like? I have an idea about how this is going to go. Oh, subject matter. Do you know what we're going to sing about today? I want it to be a ballad. A ballad of kindness and love. Okay, okay. So a ballad. Sure, positive things. All positive things. Let me connect my brain real quick. It's like, in my brain right now, it's like two cords that need to be plugged in, and they're kind of just doing this. They're like halfway plugged in. And I need someone to go. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Did that work? Did it work? Well, I shook that thing up. Oh, it's gross. I'm all. It was like vile. Oh, you really broke it, bro. Did not break it. What is that? Not a break. It's a bend. Hey, if it bends, it breaks. No, that's not true at all. Enough with the law again. Yeah, enough mentioning. You're stalling. Breaking the wall. All right. Okay. Here we go. Back in 97, Lil's on the scene. Then went to school in St. Augustine. Fell in love with a boy named Josh. He's a scary story, says, oh, my gosh. Bring up Bill Gates, that girl will flip. Crash a go-kart for a ketamine trip. If you're not careful, she'll drop the hammer. Mess up your words, she'll correct your grammar. When she talks, ain't nobody faster. Look at that house, is that made of plaster? Lily, what, yeah, it's Lily Hooper. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know her name. It's Lily Hooper. Speeding through town, you know she's getting tickets. Looking for her haters, and you know you're hearing crickets. Grab some shades, 'cause the lights are too bright. Talks in trash on a hippo, you know she's gonna fight. She's always cold. But her fits are fire. If she gets gasless, she goes haywire. Just loves to knit and eat on the mic. Loves Mr. Darcy and loves the Third Reich. If you're around and you're looking for her, find her down on the question corner. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know her name. It's Lily Hooper. Worries that her kids will one day hate her. Speeds so fast, you need a translator. Going to dinner. Just the every weekend. Where she kissed Anne, the Mormon ex-girlfriend. Hates Marvel movies and Missouri. Hired a lawyer to make us scurry. Got picked up for vandalism. Now she's into the great schism. But there is one thing that we miss. Don't forget, she's a communist. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know her name. It's Lily Hooper. It's obvious, but it's just besides the obvious. What would you change about yourself personally? Can you tell me what the obvious thing is? Lily, you know the obvious thing. What's the most obvious thing about yourself? That doesn't even matter. Because besides the obvious, what would you change about yourself? You better tell me right now what the obvious thing is. I don't know. Listen, this is, again, sent in by a viewer. Oh, my gosh. Who's the viewer? It says Josh. It says anonymous. I like myself. I like myself. I would be maybe more, um, um, I don't know. I like myself. Okay. You had to change one thing besides the obvious. What would it be? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Maybe, like, more sanctified. Lord, sanctify me further than I am right now. That's actually a really good answer. Yeah, I know. You're saying God didn't do a good enough job already? No, I'm constantly being saved. I'm asking to fast. forward and be more saved. So God's not working as fast as you want him to or as good as you want him to. Is that what you're saying? No. That's not what I'm saying. Tell me what the obvious thing is right now. Maybe it's her being blind to it. She can't see it. She's never going to see it. Is it my mumbling? Is it that I mumble? Okay, well. Is that I leave my wet towels on the floor? We don't have to get into it. Guys, welcome to the show. ABC Wednesday. Abbott is back. It's going to be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up. And everyone will be happy. Everyone's going wild. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Anything can happen in the jungle. Right, guys? ABC Wednesday. Abbott is back. Thank you. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Right, guys? $1,000. Thanks, bro. Good job, Lil. That worked perfectly. Oh, yeah. We have a gift for you, Lily. Hooray. I'm very overwhelmed by all the attention. Hooray. This isn't a four-year celebration. This is a celebration of Lily. This is from Miss Ashley. Ashley Davis. Yeah. In Alaska. Wait, is it the Ashley Davis that is constantly showering us in love? What do you think? It's a bop! Oh, my gosh. Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. She heard your complaints. Wow. Adios, Lily. Moose poop. I'm like, it looks like poop. But I didn't want to say that if it wasn't poop. Moose poop earrings from Alaska guaranteed not to give you pink eye. Nice. That's great. Aw. Very sweet. What you got in there? What you got? I got moose poop earrings. I've been holding this and I still forgot to do it. And then I got another gift. Oh. Whoa. My. Wait. I'm showing you first, but I want to see it. That's crazy. Looky there. Looky there. Oh, my. You know how much work this is? It's crazy. How much work? She's a maniac. She's so good. She must have stopped working years and then immediately picked this up. Probably, yeah. That's actually insane. Did she knit every panel? Crochet. This is crochet. Crochet, you idiot. Yeah, she does. She does that all, dude. It's crazy, man. Look at this one. Look how beautiful. She's wild. Insanely talented. Actually, I'm, like, speechless. I already spoiled this surprise a little bit for Andrew, but Andrew's got one coming for Mr. Noah as well. Very, very soon. Also, congratulations. Andrew just had a kid. What? When? That's crazy. Actually, I'm overwhelmed. Thank you. I really wanted a blanket. It's so cold in here and this is great. You didn't ever end up ordering one? No, she did. It's in that box right there. Oh. Yeah, but you can have it. Perfect. I have this one. Perfect. I have this one. It gives me more. So the world is burning. The world is on fire. And this is a pretty fascinating thing that I came across this morning. What is going on? There's literally, like, a frog in my throat. Okay. Also, it's just sick. I'm just sick all the time. Yeah, we are. We had a sick girl summer big time. I think it's a hooper thing. I think it's the house, maybe. Don't even put that in my head. Don't you speak that over me. Pope Leo posted the world's most senior exorcist at the Vatican who reportedly warned him of a terrifying global rise in occultism, esotericism, and Satanism. They presented a report on the growing prevalence of cases related to occultism. Yeah, I just said that. Sorry, it was super tiny. And the spiritual consequences they believe has for many people. During the meeting, the association asked the pontiff to ensure that every diocese in the world has one or more adequately trained exorcist priests. Wow. It's getting that intense. Apparently, we've got to crank up their numbers. Or it's to leverage the church because they've never been the gatekeepers of something before in their history. They used to gatekeep heaven with indulgences. Yeah, that's so true. You're right. So it's like if there is a Project Bluebeam psyop sort of something or other coming. That's an interesting thought. We have the solution. You need an exorcist. Forget the entire scripture where it says you will cast out demons in my name. Do greater things than these. You are the priesthood of your the priesthood of the believers of things. So I think it's a play to make the church more powerful than it ought to be. I see where you're coming from. I also see the demonic stuff be happening. It's true. Yeah, you could also argue that the like it's almost like a preface, a preface to the rise of this weird alien religion. Potentially AI religion that could in turn become demonic or is demonic. Yeah, I mean more than ever people are diving into all this like you know, ayahuasca, all this DMT stuff like it's becoming more evident like just in like the way like people talk about it, the accessibility to it, like it's all over the place. So like this is a conversation that people have been having for a long time, but now it's even more widespread. So yeah, who knows? People be meeting with entities. People be doing that. People be doing it. And speaking of doing meeting with entities, you know what I'm saying? Okay. Some people might have. Relax, put the brakes. Okay, okay. I got some crazy alien stories today and we'll get into it a little later. I got a crazy big one too. But on the topic of the Pope, what? Nothing. Go. Topic of the Pope. Go. What? Say it. Stop. Don't do this. Don't. Go. There's this picture going around recently of there's like a cardinal or somebody placing that skull inside the statue. Yeah, I saw that. Freaked a lot of people out. You looked into it, right? Who it was? No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, I got it. You do? Yeah. Agatha? Does that ring a bell? Agatha? It's like from Beauty and the Beast. She's like the witch from Beauty and the Beast. Don't call her that. Enchantress. Really? Agatha, yeah. Oh. Let me look. Keep talking. It's a practice, especially since me and my wife. Me and Lil have gotten into orthodoxy, the veneration of relics, saints and whatnot. It's weird. I mean, like especially from a it's it's a cultural thing like has grown up Protestant, you know, and like it's like, of course, that's just spooky and super weird. But you hear these stories and you're like it just you ask the question like, was there something to it? And like, I mean, there's you can argue there's scriptural references to the power of bones. You know, like where that man in Second Kings is thrown to the tomb or the cave where Elisha was. I literally just read this story last night. And he touches the bones of Elisha and comes back to life. And then you have the story of like or just the importance of like when Joseph died. He said, when you guys leave, take my bones with you. And then you have like the story of Moses Ark of the Covenant Ark of the Covenant. But you have the story of Moses when he died that Satan and Michael fought over his remains. Yeah, it's like there's something there's something to it. Well, but also like holy objects like Paul's handkerchief being passed around and people coming into miracles with an object that was in contact with his body. And it has everything to do. I literally was reading about relics last night. That's why it's like forefront. But it has everything to do with as a a saved person, your body, a temple for the Holy Spirit. It's the Holy Spirit by the power of grace working through this object because your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It has nothing to do with yourself. It's still a journey. It's stuff that we're discerning through, but then you ask the question, too, like, okay, the earliest of Christians, John the Baptist dies, and they take his hand. They take his hand right away. I don't know anything. I'll be, just to play devil's advocate a little bit, but without condescent, I can see that there's Old Testament references all over the place to references to bones and stuff like that. I don't see it in the New Testament and the place that I struggle. Again, I'm not coming at this hostilely. You can't offend us. I bet I could. I'm going to try. The place where I kind of struggle with it is like every time I see a human institution, like a church, wielding the power of exclusivity with an object, I'm like, I just think that's, and maybe it needs to be regarded as holy and sacred, and that's why, but to me, it seems as though there is like a gatekeeping when Jesus came to make things accessible, like the tearing of the veil. I get what you're saying. There's caution. You mentioned discernment, and so I'm kind of in that same space. I think why the Orthodox Church maintains relics is because nobody else, even the Catholic Church, I don't believe they participate in relics. Do they? Oh, yeah, definitely. But within the Orthodox Church, they do pass, they like Paul's handkerchief, how it would go to different churches. They pass relics around. To be honest, I didn't know they had handkerchiefs back then. Yeah, it's in the New Testament where it talks about the handkerchief of Paul that it was basically passed around, and people that would touch it, were healed. Yeah, I missed that story. Okay. It's pretty crazy. Anyway. Anyways, so this is the, so this was the 900th anniversary of the return of the relics of St. Agatha. Okay. So her remains have been taken to Constantinople in the 11th century and were returned to Sicily in 1126. That year was a major event that Pope Leo XIV appointed Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin as his personal representative for the celebration. So what they did is, and that was the crazy thing, because they take out this 1700-year-old skull. Yeah. You know, the guy kisses it, puts it in, puts it into this, you know, whatever you want to call it, puts a crown on it. And so it's like, without context, this is, it looks absolutely wild. But do you guys know the story of St. Agatha? No. This is, it's pretty wild. So Agatha, she was a young Christian woman from Sicily who lived during the 3rd century. And according to Christian tradition, a Roman official name, he was a Roman leader, Quintanus? Quintanus? Quintanus. He was really going after Agatha. He really wanted her as his personal property, basically. And Agatha rejected him and refused to abandon her Christian faith. She was very outspoken, kept wanting, they kept wanting her to denounce it. She would not. So she was arrested and brutally tortured. And to the point where, gets pretty graphic, her breasts were mutilated and cut off. Oh my gosh. That's why she's the patron saint of breast cancer awareness. Oh, wow. So, but there's even a crazier story. Medieval tradition says that there's tales of St. Peter appearing to her while in prison and miraculously healing her wounds. And she was tortured again after that and died as a martyr. So she is just lifted up very highly. In the religion. So, that's the story of St. Agatha. That was her skull. So a teenage girl. Yeah. It's crazy. So where is she now? She got moved where? I think she's in Sicily. Part of the Catholic Church. I see. Pretty wild though. I mean, it just doesn't, I mean, you don't see that every day. I know, I know. It's very, very makes you stop scrolling for sure. Well, yeah. And if you go, if you watch videos and read books about Manathos and stuff of like the monks, like when you die on Manathos, they preserve your bones and it's literally like a catacomb of just skulls. Yeah. You're like, this is wild. But an interesting thing is I believe it's like the higher monks or something like that. Basically, these dudes that lived an insanely holy life, while their bones, their skulls are sitting in their thing, their skulls literally, they don't do it. It just happens. They crack into a cross. There's multiple skulls to where it's just a cross on their head where it just splits as a cross. Interesting. It's very strange. Yeah. I wonder if there's a study into that. I don't know. But the relic of John the Baptist's hand is fascinating. We still have that relic to this day. I forget where it is. I don't know where it is either. It might be in Turkey. Maybe, but apparently the story goes, the early Christians told that after John was beheaded and stuff, like he was buried and then there was like Rome was trying to desecrate the tomb or something like that. And Luke actually went and took the hand of John or the right hand of John the Baptist, the hand that they say baptized Jesus Christ. And he took it and he brought it to the church in Antioch. And that's where it remained for like over a thousand years or something like that. Yeah. But during this time in Antioch, when there was like kind of this in between of the Christian church growing and pagan beliefs intermixing and trying to wipe out Christianity out of Antioch, there's a story of this cave in Antioch. And it had this giant real serpent inside this cave. And this religion of Antioch worshipped that serpent as their god or their deity. Of course, as you do. Once a year, they would choose a person, typically a young woman, to sacrifice to this serpent. Typical. And it just so happened this year that they when this was happening, they chose this girl who was part of a Christian family. And the father was just devastated. He's pleading with them. Please don't do this. Yeah. And they were doing it. And so he went into the church where the hand of John the Baptist was, took a knuckle off of John the Baptist's hand, went down with her to the cave. The serpent came out. He threw the knuckle at the serpent. This is how the story goes. It went into the serpent's mouth and the serpent instantly died. And at that moment, all the people watching and all the people, the majority of the people part of that religion instantly turned to Christ. Yeah. And I'm like, that's a wild story. It's so scary. Yeah. So to this day, though, that knuckle that was taken off his hand is gone. Still missing. Yeah. Wow. What a fun story. Yeah. That's terrifying. That's the old five knuckle shuffle, dude. The old knuckle sandwich. That's good. Watch out. Watch out. Anyways, yeah, relics are crazy. Yeah. And it's just not a part of our culture. So obviously we look at it as like, you know, that's wacko or weird. But I mean, we've done weird stuff. Yeah. I'd much prefer to be, you know, doing that stuff with relics and, you know, deal with like Hollywood worship and stuff. Yeah. But I mean, it is we there's a parish in St. Augustine that has we talked about this on the show, I think, already, but they have bone fragments of the apostles to just like tiny bone fragments like Paul bone fragment of Paul. I want to touch it. We saw it. We went and saw it. I just want to touch it. Can I touch that? Can I eat that? I took Kelsey in there and she was like, is this evil? She is very wary. Always on her toes. Kelsey Bell. She got that. Discernment. Hey, but speaking of relics, yeah, I want to talk about this story a while ago and. It kind of the story just weirded me out a little bit because I looked into it more. I'm like, I don't know. This is worthy to talk about. But then my brother looked more into the story as I will. Did you know this, this and this? I'm like, I did not know this, this and this all terrible story. Gosh, because but it has to do with relics. Not good relics. All right. Yeah, because there is a difference, right? Yeah. This man named, have you heard of the man named Joe Fells? Nope. Nope. Okay. He was this dude on TikTok. Sounds clumsy. Um, easy. You got to go easy on this guy. Sorry. I didn't know. Um, Joe Fells. He, um, was on TikTok. He was very into conspiracies and stuff like that, but he decided to start, um, collecting old ancient books like first editions and like of like really old Bibles and this and that and started like basically scanning it and like releasing to the public of like stuff. We're talking about like Tartar, like Tartaria and like, oh my gosh, all these old maps are like makes adds it to the fervor of conspiracies. Is that a right way to say that? Yeah. - Yeah, Josh, bonus word, excellent. Ten point word. Thanks. It's going in the fridge later. But with the collecting of old books, he also started collecting really creepy relics. Yeah, it's the gateway drug. Yeah. Books are gateway drugs. Books and then you're getting hands. Part of the occultism and just weird freaky relics. Yeah. Getting the Annabelle doll. That's a relic I'm thinking of. But he still continued with the books and stuff. And he's like, if anything ever happens to me, it wasn't me. It was these relics. Oh, he's like, but the knowledge that he was releasing went against modern history. Yeah. When was this? Like this year. Yeah, because you said TikTok so recent. Yeah. But apparently there's one time where he tripped over one of these relics. It snapped in half. Oh, boy. And he became deathly ill. Oh, boy. Like instantly. I do apologize for my first comment. Did he have like the black plague or something? He had like a germ in it. I'm not sure what he got, but he got insanely sick. Jeez. But after that broke, he started just not becoming himself. Oh, gosh. Like he was manic. Mold. And he was broke. He was just like not there. Like he was paranoid and he was acting weird. And he ended up himself. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are we sure? Because he said it's not me. He did say that. And that's why I was wanting to look into it. But apparently during this time of him being sick and like being all paranoid stuff, they they put him into a psych ward. Okay. And he was released or maybe he escaped. I forget. But ended up. Oh, man. And so I'm like, that's weird. I hate that. Do we know what he tripped on? No. I mean, probably if you look back and I didn't do that much. I was going off of what Taylor was saying. Oh, my gosh. We should go back. I don't want to go back to these videos and see. I don't really want to either. But speaking of relics, like the importance of relics, like there is there is some truth of like something carrying something. Yeah. You know, sure. I mean, I talked to you, I think. I don't know how long ago about just like thrift store finds, Goodwill finds and people like, you know, people be called wacky because they pray over the stuff they find at garage sales or thrift stores. It's like, you know what? Just start doing it. What? What's wrong with it? Just start doing it. I mean, you may be a little. You may be a little wacky, but it's not. Things can. I don't know. I don't know if things can be attached to certain things. I think so. I think I think we're fine, man. Like in the New Testament, they're literally like that food was sacrificed to idols, like literally participated in pagan ritual. And he was just eat it. You're fine. Yeah. Doesn't he say don't like don't ask. Basically, if you know that it was sacrificed to pagan thing, don't partake in it. No, because they all knew it was. No, it was. It was kind of the thing. Like, don't ask. Don't ask. I always took it. Be like, don't make a thing about it. Someone needs to look this up. I mean, that's. I'm sure there's a divide. Like, you could say, you know, you look into the Old Testament, New Testament, and you kind of figure out. But it's like, what? What's the harm in just saying a quick little prayer? I agree. To be able to say. Right. You and I are on the same page here. I think I think that scripture tells us that Satan roams around like a prowling lion looking for somebody to devour. And he might get me with this secondhand laundry. Basket I picked up at Goodwill. Pray over it, dude. They need to start doing Facebook marketplace listings where it's like smoke free home, pet free home, demon free home. Came from a Christian home. That would be hilarious. Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. There's something to it. I don't know. I mean, I think that's the thing. If you have a weird feeling about it, I mean, you just got to. Whether it's just maybe you're paranoid or anxiety or maybe it is conviction. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yeah. So. I don't know. That Annabelle doll. What does it say? For the sake of the weaker brethren, there is no idol. There is no thing that can get in between us. But for the sake of the person who struggles with it, basically, it's like saying the superstition equates superstition with a weaker brother. That's in. First Corinthians eight. OK. Am I your weaker brother? I'm a weak brother. Weak. Oh, I'm a weak brother. Brother. I will say testing things, testing, testing. That is the way that the early church fathers did things. They were always discerning and testing and making sure that. Well, how do you feel about Ouija boards then? Well, I don't like. Well, that's. That's like more like a door. Yeah. That's like I'm intentionally communing with. But can't relics do the same? With intention? Yeah. I mean, I mean, if the person if someone was like, I'm going to eat this idol food and commune with. The God of fried chicken, then, yeah, you're inviting that. But if you're just like eating fried, if someone's like, hey, I'm trying to talk to the God of KFC and they're eating chicken, I'm like, you're dumb. And I eat the chicken. I'm fine. That's good. We can dive into this further. Yeah. More episodes. It's a fun episode. I mean, a fun topic. I'm going to bring John the Baptist hand in here and throw it at you. I turned into a snake. No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh. Good stuff. Good stuff. Yeah. Spooky, dude. This is this. I'm like super into this right now because I'm reading like that book. Was it my elder Joseph? The Hezekiah is a monk on Mount Athos in the early 1900s. That dude was hard core and some stuff I'm reading. I'm like, this is insane. But like his whole purpose was just to live the utmost holy of lives, you know, like to rid himself of the passions. And it just. All it did was show me that I could not be a monk. No, for real. Like he talked about like he would. Let me think. He went to like this. It was St. Basil Skeet in Mount Athos. And these stories where he talks about like constantly he was tortured by demons, like coming into his room, physically beating him up. And it was just a part of his life. And you just be like, just be. Praying and they'd be pulling at his hair, pulling at his beard, doing crazy stuff. And then there's this man from the mainland that came to visit Saint or Elder Joseph. And it was late at night and all Joseph's like, hey, why don't you just you can sleep it in my cell and I'm going to be out here praying all night because that's what I do every night. He's like, OK, lays down the demons, mistook the man sleeping in his room as Elder Joseph. Go in there and start attacking him. He's freaking out. Yeah. As you should. Screaming like a scared child for Elder Joseph. Elder Joseph runs in there and he prays there. They run out and he's like, it's OK. He's like, they're not going to come back tonight. He's like, was it Kevin? You dealt with Kevin tonight. Kevin, his name. He just starts naming. Oh, you met Kevin. He's like, they're not coming back tonight. And the guy's like. He's like, please bring me somewhere else. He's like, I promise you they're not coming back tonight. He's like, they thought you were me. It's all good. Yeah. And he's like, get me out of here now. And this dude, it was reported he had scratched. He had a black eye. Yeah. Scratches. I mean, just blood coming off him because he's just attacking him. Yeah. Yeah. But he couldn't see him. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Nightmare. Yeah. It's the invisible man all over again. Anyways, the book's fascinating. And it's just like, you think you're having a hard time. You think you're having a hard time. Because you're late for work or you got cut off or something. Go be a hermit monk on Mount Athos. Mr. Beast Challenge. I'm going to spend 30 days as a monk in Mount Athos. Did you, I know you guys probably haven't. Lily, did you ever watch the movie that came out like 2013, maybe 2014 called The Possession? Didn't. Who's in it? Who's the star? I don't think it was Javier Bardem, but it's a guy that looks. I don't think it's like him, but Modest Yahoo plays a Jewish priest in it. No way. Yeah. Let me Google the movie cover. It's a fair assumption. It is terrifying. I'm pretty sure I saw it. It is terrifying. It is truly one of those movies that really scared me. But the whole premise, we're talking about evil objects. The whole premise is that this guy goes to a garage sale with his daughters and his daughter finds this beautiful wooden box with Hebrew writing on it and everything like that. And she just falls in love with it. She's like, she's just drawn. She's just drawn to it. And then you pan over, the girl picks it up and she's walking to her car. The girl looks back at the house and inside the house is an old lady screaming at her to not take it. I saw it. Okay. Very terrifying movie. Yes. But I've always thought of like, you know, like, is that something like that's something that's real? Maybe that's been locked in my mind, like picking up stuff at garage sales. But apparently that is based on a true story. Yes. I Googled it after I remember. It's a Jewish cultural thing, these wooden boxes. And they're called D-Bucks. D-Bucks. Okay. It's very, very strange. And so the original story, this guy bought a small wooden, it was a small wooden box, what I thought was like a wine box or something, showed up in a bizarre eBay auction in 2003. The guy bought it. His name was Kelvin Maness. And he, oh, he bought it in an estate sale, thought it belonged to. It was told to him that it belonged to a Jew. Jewish Holocaust survivor. Wow. So he brings it home and things just start going weird. Immediately that same night, horrible, horrible nightmares started happening. He started getting weird, strange smells. Even his neighbors, his friends recognized smells inside his house of jasmine and cat urine. Excuse me? They're like, it smells like cat pee in here. I'd be like, get out of my house. And there was weird stuff happening within his shop, lights going on and off, you know, dead animals showing up outside. And you know what? Because of all this stuff is happening, what does he decide to do? He decides to give it to his mother as a gift. Not putting two and two together, possibly. Yeah, I can imagine. But right after his mom receives it, she dies of a stroke. Oh no. So apparently this is a very, very weird thing. But when he opened up this box, it contained two locks of human hair, old pennies, a dried rosebud, a small goblet and a candlestick and a few other items. Burn it. I mean, that's the thing. But in the movie, that's like you can't almost destroy. You can't get rid of it because anyone who takes possession of it gets taken out somehow. And so it was just this weird thing. But like that's apparently it's a real physical box that is in within Jewish folklore and all this stuff. And it's very strange. That's crazy. It was like a curse, like it was a purposeful curse or something like that. They say they let me see. They say. Yeah, it was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. It was like a curse. Traditionally, though, Dybbuk isn't exactly a Jewish demon. It's generally understood as the restless soul of a dead person that attaches itself or possesses a living person. That's a demon. That sounds like a Jewish demon. How ticked would you be if I eBay ordered one of these to your house? Oh, my gosh. Andrew, don't think about it. Don't even think about it. Oh, my gosh. And they go back all the way to Philly. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, 1571, apparently. Yeah, that's a demon. Yeah, that sounds like a demon. You can get one for 106 bucks on eBay right now. Don't even look at him, Andrew. Clear your search history right now. I got Jesus, man. I'm good. Yeah, Jesus is like, yeah, but you keep chasing after it. I keep looking it up. Have you read Job? I can only do so much. Have you literally read Job? I have. Oh, speaking of Job, I got a job, and that job is to pee. So we got a break. Don't go anywhere. An ad? A break. What do I say? We got an ad. 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Access to hundreds of hours of unseen footage. It's a fun community. And sometimes you have a say on what we do on the show. Now, back to the episode. Let's hope Andy doesn't go into a very dark and sad story that's just going to ruin the mood. But we'll see. Dude, speaking of dying, did you see that guy in India over the iPhone? I wish I didn't see that. That's why I stopped watching TikTok. Andrew's got a real. No, I haven't seen it. Oh, my goodness. So this guy in India, this kid, probably like, I don't know, I think he was in his like upper teens or 20 or something. Yeah. Just wanted an iPhone and couldn't afford it. And so he got an iPhone but couldn't afford it. And so he begged his parents to pay for it. And he got very upset. This caused a huge just grift between them. And so he got very upset between them, right? Like just like this huge problem and got to the point where he's standing on the side of a cliff in India. And the whole town is there. They're like, we will pay for this. We will take care. You need to just calm down, relax. His mom or dad are right there trying to talk him down. And he refuses to take any help from the village. His dad goes towards him. The son grabs his dad and they fall asleep. They fall off. And then his mother jumps in. It's the worst thing in the world. A crazy story. Yeah, it's terrible. It's like, what's the point? Come on. What are we doing the day without knowing that story? Oh, my gosh. Why did you tell me that? Welcome back, everyone. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can't hear me. I think you are the culprit. You got to go down there. That red cord. Oh, yeah. I saw that Dylan Page. Yeah, he says he's sharing. Golly, dude. Things in India are not looking so good. No, but that bro. I got some fun stuff to get to today. I got a couple of things, too. I got some fun stuff, too. Man, I don't have anything. So I'm just going to listen. Nice. That'd be so fun to do. Sit back and listen. Sometimes that's me. But then I forget. I'm like, oh, yeah, I read this story recently. Speaking of fun fact, fun thing, fun thing, fun thing. Hey, guys, fun alert. The biggest movie screen ever on the planet. Oh, yeah. Is coming to Florida. Shut the front door. What city? It's Clearwater. Yeah. Clearwater. Yes. For the Scientologists. It is owned by. Let me see. It is affiliated with the Church of Scientology. Dang. That sucks. Oh, my God. But we're going to have to go. We're going to have to go. It's going to be absolutely ginormous. Do they make you stay for like a 45-minute presentation after? Probably. Down for it. What a crazy after credits scene. I don't think they try to recruit the common folk. It's pretty exclusive. Are we common folk? Oh, yeah. Dang it. A muggle. I want to be common. My blood. Do you know that it's. Question, question, question, question. With the questions that are fresh in our mind. Really fresh today. Saw you. I saw you in Discord five minutes before we started rolling. I know. Since our Patreon group, I was like, send me a question. All right. Fast. Stat. Okay. Would you. This is. You guys are going to yell at me. Oh, no. Would you rather have two really long front teeth. Or no teeth at all. So you look like a beaver or you have no teeth at all. Definitely the big teeth. No teeth. Because I could just get dentures, couldn't I? Oh, fair point. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. What if you couldn't get dentures? I kind of want those anyway. I would just. I mean, I'd grow out my mustache. No one would be able to ever tell I didn't have teeth. Bro, you can also shave your beaver teeth down. I was about to say. You could. Oh, gosh. What if you can't shave your teeth down? Yeah. Like, if you can't. I can't have dentures. You can't shave them down. You have to have it. I would just grow up my mustache. When I let my mustache grow, it'll cover. It would cover my whole mouth. So you wouldn't even be able to see it. Yeah, that's true. I, when I would go to the orthodontist and when I got my braces off, it was by a geriatric man, like literally the oldest man in the world was in charge of this dentist's office. And he never would ever tell me what was going to happen that day. And it was always a mystery. And one day I got my teeth shaved down by surprise. Yeah, that's not fun. Horrific. You got to tell. You got to warn. Kelsey went to the dentist recently and like they were, she's been having like no trouble at all. And then suddenly like they're scraping away being really, really aggressive. And then now. She's like, now I have, now my teeth are, now I have like this, like weird divot. Like, and it's just like, I think they're just purposely ruining your teeth. So you keep going back. Yeah, dude. Makes sense. Who gave you that question? I actually came up with that. I didn't really like anybody's responses. Wow. Go through discord right now. Pick one. Pick one. We'll do speed round. I've got three real. So while she's digging, we can do the first. I'm already here. Will there be pooping in heaven? Of course. What are we talking about? Yes. If you were going to be a species of fish, what would you be? A halibut. Go. I'd be a dolphin. Does dolphin count? That's not a fish. That's a mammal. Um, parrot fish. Cause you got crazy teeth. Sheep's head. Sailfish. I'd be a tuna actually. Oh yeah. Big fish. Yeah. Big fish in a little pond. Barracuda. Oh, Barracuda. What cereal best describes your personality? Grape nuts. Grape nuts? Lucky Charms. I feel so lucky hanging out with you guys. Fruity Pebbles. Yep. Yep. Yep. Cheerios. All right. Hit. Give us that beat. I was going to say hit that beat, but that's not right. Andrew's got a real cheerio. Andrew got a real. Andrew's got a real for us today. For us today. For us today. Oh, thanks, guys. Thank you. Might have to cut the audio on the first one. This is just crazy. This is what was my feed is basically gross things, hunting. Like comedy. Now, we got three reels. Oh, yeah. This first one. This is what they believe. They discovered this. This mask. They believe this is what hunters wore. Does that have music that I can't play? I might have to cut it. It's fast. Just go ahead. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Go. Wow. That's very scary. How freaking terrifying is that? That's awesome. I love that. But also, it reminds me. You guys remember the Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Lord of the Rings, Helm's Deep, where that dude has that mask? I think that's where they got that inspiration. It looks like that. It does look like that. That's freaking crazy. Old guy. They saw Lord of the Rings and then they created that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That looks really cool. She used it for hunting. I can't remember. Did we talk about the chick who got pulled over for being on her phone? No. With a no hand? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's in Florida. I didn't see that one. She went to court over it, which is so funny. Yeah. That's funny. Okay. Well, if we all know, we can skip it. That ticket would have cost her an arm and a leg. Nice. Oh, my God. Actually, yeah. The fact that it went to court is insane. I bet she was eating that up. Yeah. She was just like, "Let's go." For people that haven't seen it, let's just do it. Okay. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Go. Hey, good morning. I'm Debra Regasala with the Columbus County Sheriff's Office. This is why you're being pulled over. In the city of Lagos today, we're doing an operation for a distracted driver, and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating that phone. I told you to hold it. Hold it. So you want to just call this a day? I don't want to call it a day. You had a hand up manipulating the phone. You just said my right hand. Well, I thought I told you your right hand. You want that hand up. I thought you did. The fact that this dude doubles down- That he doubled down. And is like- Get out of here, bro. He like tripled down. I know. It's a long video, and he keeps going. I didn't record the whole thing. Police training has got to have a. They've got to have a training for just admitting you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the whole body cam footage thing last night, this guy went into this Walmart, it was nighttime. He had his dog in his car. AC was blasting before he went in, went in for 10 minutes, came back out, police officer standing right there, and just like, "Give me your ID." He's like, "Well, we're in Texas. I don't have to give you my ID. There's been no crime committed." She's like, "Yeah, we're investigating." He's like, "Cool. You can investigate. I don't have to give you my ID." Brings in a supervisor, and they're just straight up arguing with him the whole time, and he's like reading the statutes in front of them. And just saying, "This is literally. Unless I've committed a crime or I've been arrested. Am I arrested right now?" They're like, "No." He's like. No, but you're about to be detained. They're like, "You're being detained," and he's like, "Okay, that doesn't count." It's just crazy to me. That is so crazy. Why, though, wouldn't you just give them your ID? Because then where you draw the line. When police start just doing things, and they say you're supposed to, then you're just like, "It is tough." Because I probably would have just been like, "Here's my ID." Yeah, I would have, too. Well, here's the thing. I almost never get tickets for how much I'm pulled over. The robot gets me tons of tickets because it's not a person, which is being disputed, by the way. You see everybody legislating against this robot? I'm not wrong. But when I come across a human cop, I almost never get a ticket, and it's because I'm compliant, and I'm nice and respectful. And she cries. Yeah, that helps. That's what I do. Paige got pulled over in a. I believe it was a. I believe it was 55, doing near 100, and broke down in tears with a vehicle that was yet to be registered in Florida, quite late on registration as well. And he just was like, "Go to work. Chill out. Slow down." She was a special needs teacher trying to get to school. Dang. I was like, "If that were me, I could have been going to do the nicest thing ever." And he would have been like, "I don't care, dude. I don't care, dude." It helps that your wife looks just like Keira Knightley. Yeah. I just flirt with cops. Yeah. How's it work? Is it Mr. Curtis? Can I give you a ticket for being so cute? Get out of the car. He's like, "Get out of here. Get out of here." You rascal. Yeah. One more. This one's quick. All right. Three, two, one. Wait. I'm not there. Oh. Wait. I'm not there. Y'all seriously still using them Zans? What a spider. Stop it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Very good. That's not cool. That's a banana spider. It's fun. That's not cool, sir. What is it with you and bugs and lips? Oh, my gosh. Just the amount of people that sent that to me this week. Too many to name. Yummy. Had to include it. Yummy. Oh, my goodness. They bite you. No. Those are terrible. I used to mountain bike a lot, and it feels faster, but 20 miles an hour is the max speed. My buddy had a computer thing on his bike, so we knew how fast it was. We knew how fast we were moving, but I turned a corner, and there was one. I was the first down the trail, and it was so big, it felt like someone flicked my forehead. I literally dropped the handlebars and just started clawing at my face. Oh, my gosh. You should have seen me try to kill a big old tree spider, wolf spider or whatever in our kitchen the other night. Ugh. I was screaming like a little girl. You know the pad mops? It was like. Okay, so I went to the pantry, got some water, I'm walking out, and it's like dark in our kitchen because the lights were dimmed, and I just see something do that on the wall. I'm like. I said, "Surely that wasn't a shadow." I walk over, and on the pillar. I mean, this spider was this big, and I'm like, "Lily!" Like, "Oh, my gosh." You call your wife. No, just like, "You guys see this, bro?" Honestly, I think you said it in explicitive, and you were like, "You better come here and see this." I said, "Get a shoe. Please get a shoe." Explicitive. She got a shoe. I'm like, "That. I'm not even coming close to that thing with a shoe." That's so big. And it crawled up like that. Oh, my gosh. I'm just standing there like, "Go, bro!" I'm thinking about it. I got the Swiffer mop, and I hit it. I go, "Ahhh!" I'm squeezing its arm so good. The kids are just like, "What's happening?" They're all asleep, though. That is amazing. Have you seen the. I think it's the Iraqi camel spider. I think it's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they are real. Oh, no. Yeah, they're so big. Jason never talks about them. He saw them there. You see that? You see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see that? Usain Bolt's 100-meter record was beaten this week? No. Yeah. You didn't see the video? Oh, okay. I know what you're talking about. You haven't seen the video, Will? No. Watch this. This is crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Three, two, one. I don't have TikTok. Just saying. It's still open. It should. I'll buy a robot. I'll buy a robot. I'll buy a robot. I'll buy a robot. I'm going to buy a robot. Yeah, I had a gun. Yeah, I mean, but who's doing that out of those 15 million who are going to be like, you know, I'm going to want to die for this. I mean, let's just say if you just get 10% of them, you're pretty set. Combined with our military. Yeah. Let's think about like, let's say my boys and they're going out in the woods hunting and they have a gun. They feel powerful. They're excited. They're going to shoot something. They probably want a little bit of war. Yeah. I think we'll be fine. Okay. Did you hear about the Army's new incentive for their new people who want, they want to get people to enlist and they're, I guess they're having a little trouble, you know, getting people to enlist this year. And so they said, if you sign a contract of two years this year, we will give you four days off in November. And guess why they're giving them four days off in November. Why? So they can play the new Grand Theft Auto 6 game. Is he really coming out? It's timed out on the exact day. And that's why they do it. They're like, we're going to allow you those four days completely free. Dude, China's like, all right, we're going to attack those four days. All right, here we go. Dude, you know what's going to happen is the grid's going to go down as soon as it drops. Probably. But the thing is, I mean, you guys may not care, but Grand Theft Auto 6 has obviously been a game that's came out, Grand Theft Auto 5 came out in 2012. So it's been that long since another one. People, it's been a meme for years now because it gets postponed. Everyone's like, oh, we're getting World War 3 before Grand Theft Auto 6. We're doing all these things. Now, some man has hacked into Rockstar Games, has taken the game of Grand Theft Auto 6 and is now leaking spoilers online, real gameplay. And he is holding Rockstar hostage. He has like a list of demands that Rockstar is trying. They're trying to locate him. But people are like funding this guy. They're like paying him money. They're like, keep going. And also, a lot of people are really ticked off because it's like, now you're spoiling the game for us. Yeah. Game we've waited for years on. You can go to prison for that, right? It has to be. It's property. Yeah. It's super crazy. Is it true that I heard that he was doing it because of the digital, like they were going to out of nowhere, like release it digitally only. I think that is one of the things that he put on his list. Like this is you need a hard copy, print a hard copy of it. Yeah. I think. Yeah. He's the dude you talked about last week who bought all the hard copies. Yeah. There's no doubt. It's weird, man. But they said they announced that it's coming out. Oh, yeah. It's been for the past, like almost a year. They've been saying, OK, November 2026. It's for sure. Even though it's been postponed several times. Now it is for sure coming out November. But is it really supposed to be like revolutionary, like the way that they do it? A hundred percent, dude. It's like. It's like the graphics and stuff like the size of the map. Everything like is just if, you know, Grand Theft Auto, like this game is going to be a million times bigger. Yeah. Yeah. And it's Florida, which is really cool, too. We're in Florida. I think it's like Miami, Key West. Because like you literally look at the map that they released. It's like you get all of like Miami, but then you get the Everglades. So you can like you could just roam and just drive to the Everglades and then you could drive to Key West area like it's that's cool. It's the coolest thing. I remember watching. My cousin, Ethan, played that game. Oh, man. It was such a childhood thing. Yeah. Yeah. Big thing. Speaking of men shooting things. Yeah. I have a story of a man shooting things. Let's hear it. That were not human. Oh, gosh. And they were not animals. Have you heard of the story of the Kentucky Goblins? No. No, I have not. You're not going to be laughing soon here, sweetie. Bye. Okay. The night the goblins besieged a Kentucky farm. Oh, boy. The date was August 21st, 1955. It was just August 21st. Yes. The place was a small farmhouse outside of Kelly, Kentucky, about eight miles north of Hopkinsville. Mm-hmm. There was a man, which his name was. Farts. Oh, boy. It was the Sutton family. This little farmhouse belonged to the Sutton family. They had some friends over. One of their friends' name was Billy Ray Taylor. Billy Ray Taylor. That's a good Kentucky name. This is in 1955. Power, electricity, running water, not really a thing in this part of Kentucky, apparently. Okay. So, it was getting dark. So, there's a total of. Five adults, seven children inside this farmhouse. They're like, we need some water. Billy Ray, can you go get some water from the well? Billy Ray goes out to walk into the woods. All of a sudden, he sees something in the sky, a very bright object that looked like metallic, and it landed about half a mile in front of him into the woods. Runs back in. He's like, I just saw a ship. A ship. A ship just crashed in the woods. And they're like, Billy Ray, you're losing the man. He was probably just a shooting star. Don't think anything about it. And they're just making fun of him. He wasn't laughing. Yeah. He's like, this is freaking me out. If you saw what I just saw, you'd be freaked out. Anyways, the night continues. All of a sudden, the dog starts barking. It was about an hour later after he saw it. Trust the dog. The dog starts barking. Billy Ray and Lucky Sutton grab a flashlight. Open. Open the door. Shining it. Boom. They see not an animal, not a human, but something in between. Gosh. It was about a three-foot-tall being, and they describe it as enormous, glowing yellow eyes, long, thin arms, claw-like hands, oversized, pointy ears, and a dyspnea. It's portionally large head with thin legs. A little top-heavy. Freaked them out. They shot it. Oh, my gosh. Relax, everybody. Everybody take a breath. They shot it. This is where it gets interesting. Gets interesting. When it hit it, it made a metallic noise, rolled backwards, and then floated away. Floated. Floated away. Cool. Instantly, they start freaking out. For the next three hours, these three-foot-tall beings just started coming to their house. Now you did it. Now you messed up. They started appearing in the windows. They sent the children upstairs. The kids can't see this. We got to calm down, everyone. Send the kids upstairs. The kids scream, run back downstairs. They go up. One of these beings is staring in the window. Oh, my goodness. Billy Ray goes outside, and they all see from inside the house, a hand comes down, and it about grabs Billy's head. They pulled him inside. They're shooting these things through the windows. One of them flies from a tree to the roof. They're floating everywhere. They're shooting them. Again, metallic noise. These things are just tumbling about. Yeah. Ting, ting, ting, like that. I guess so. Three hours this is happening. Oh, my gosh. They're just shooting these things. Yeah. They're not going away. And they were so terrified. They're like, we have to get out. We have to get out of here. Correct. So they piled in their cars, immediately drove to the police station, frantically explaining the situation that is happening. And the police were like, what? Yeah, naturally. But this is where it gets weird. They didn't just ignore it. The police go out and investigate it that night. But it wasn't just the police. A large group went and headed to the farm. The city police. Kentucky State Police. Awesome. Deputy sheriffs. And military police from nearby Fort Campbell. Wow. They investigate for a couple hours. They see the bullet holes everywhere. Yeah. They see that there was something scurrying in the yard all around the house. But there's no blood. There's nothing. And it's like, yeah, we couldn't find anything conclusive. Sorry. But apparently these things kept on coming back. Yeah. And just messing with this family. And people were so enthralled by this story that people just started coming to their house. I want to see where these Kentucky goblins were. They're being harassed by the media, made fun of by the media. They never wanted any fame from this. They didn't like release a book. They didn't like go on interviews, really. It was just like, we want to be just left alone. But it just kept on happening and happening. And they just literally abandoned their house. That's what I would do, too. It's amazing. You said three hours shootout. 15 minutes. If this went on for more than 15 minutes, I don't even know how you would go to bed in that house that night. Yep. Truce. But the funny thing is, later people are like, oh, those were just owls. Excuse me? And these guys are like, no, they were not just owls. You don't understand. They said it's goblin time. Peter Parker. No, but you should. I didn't say the picture, but they drew out what these Kentucky goblins looked like. Mm-hmm. Well, - Go Google. like everything of what a gray alien would look like and people speculate that the pointy ears thing was potentially like a helmet or something these things were wearing. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Um. Oh my gosh. But the the to give validation to this story that same night where the man Billy Ray saw that ship land in the woods all around the surrounding area in that area or that part of Kentucky people were calling in reporting seeing strange lights in the sky. Whether it be metallic objects, orbs fireballs. And so they weren't the only ones that saw something strange in the sky. They were the only ones that night that saw goblins. Yeah. Or whatever they were. For some reason they picked that family. Or they just ticked them off because you shot them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the story doesn't end there folks. No. No. Fast forward to 2012. Okay. That's recent. This story I got from YouTube called Bedtime Stories. Very fun YouTube. And they got it from another YouTube channel because they did the story on it. Yeah. The uh so Bedtime Stories told this story but the original story comes from a documentary uh on the YouTube Planet Weird. And they have a show called Hellier. So it's on season one episode one. But this guy who was a paranormal investigator um part of the Hellier documentary group or whatever. His name is Greg Newark. Uh he worked for or he was the owner of this thing called WeekendWeird.com but in April 22nd 2012 let me see if I can read this. He got some strange email from this man in Kentucky. I'm just going to read the email. Okay. Hello. My name is Dr. David Christie. Okay. I received your contact information through a mutual acquaintance who assures me that you are well equipped to investigate peculiar problems. Furthermore, I believe you may have interest in these events beyond any compensation that I am prepared to deliver in order to have these issues sorted. For the past six months, I have been living in a rural home located on the border of West Virginia and Kentucky where my family is nightly assaulted. By creatures that I have come to believe are from an extraterrestrial origin. Oh my word. These beings appear to be the size of a stature of a small child devoid of any facial features save for a large oily eyes. Oily? In lipless mouths. Oh my gosh. They frighten my children by peering through their bedroom windows chirping at one another. They actively attempt to interact. My home in the middle of the night last month, they took my dog. The police refused to provide any further assistance attributing the problems to wild animals and forwarding my complaints to the state game commission. I believe they are coming from the abandoned mine located at the edge of my property. Though I'm armed, I'm afraid and I'm far too frightened to enter the mine by my lonesome. Yeah, for real. I cannot convince any sympathetic friends to accompany me. Though I cannot blame them, I am convinced that the only answer is to collapse the mine. I believe this is where we can be mutually beneficial to one another. If you are prepared to assist me in this matter, I can offer you permission to record and document these events under the condition of anonymity. I can guarantee you evidence of these creatures which I assure you are not wild animals. Please respond ASAP. Thank you. Bro, if you have a question, please let me know. If you had goblins and ghouls coming out of a cave on your property, I'd go in there with you. You would? Thanks, Andrew. So the guy got this email and he's like, I don't know about this. He's like, because I get weird emails all the time. But he's like, it's just interesting how well he described it. So he emails him back. He's like, hey man, yeah, we can look into it, blah, blah, blah. And basically the guy would email back and forth a total of four emails, which this is interesting because the site, these guys from Hellier or whatever, they had these emails all published on their website. But in the past couple of years, they've completely taken away these emails to where you can't see them anymore. So the bits and pieces we got are from people that have read the emails in the past. And they talk about it on that episode a little bit, but not the full emails. But the guy, the doctor basically goes into listen, my daughter, she's seen these things and she refers to them as small children that don't wear clothes and their heads are bald like their grandpa, like her grandpa. And it's like they're always trying to entice her to come outside and play with them. Yuck. But she's always seen them from distance. But one night this being went up to her window. She saw what it looked like. Scared her to death. Correct. Refused to sleep in that room any further. But at this time, he had not seen them yet. It's just what his daughter was describing. One night, same thing. Dog is barking. New dog. So this is like he's explaining the story. I'm breaking down the story of his first email. Dog's barking, scratching at the door. His floodlight pops on and he sees a little, looks like a child thing, but it's a shadow in the yard. And he's looking at it and he's banging on the window like scared off. All of a sudden the screen door on his porch goes cool. And he sees what steps in the light is exactly what his daughter described about a three foot tall being lanky pale skin, oily turns around, has big old black oily eyes, but it's faces featureless freaks out for real. Let's the dog out. Dog chases him off. Never gets the dog back. Oh no, that that's a dog is gone. That's pretty sad. But it goes on and he's like, I got proof and he sent this image of one of its footprints. Cool. This is one of its footprints. And when experts looked at it, they were fascinated because this footprint has dermal ridges on it, which they said that's basically like as unique as a fingerprint. Yeah, it looks like those little lines. Yeah. And they said that's apparently very hard to fake. And the guy's like, he emailed him back the investigator and he's like, can you show me like a ruler beside it? Because he's like, I don't know how big it is or small it is. Send another picture with a ruler beside it. And it's basically half the size of a human foot. So a tiny little footprint. Yeah. And then he's like, I got pictures of the actual things. And this is where you're kind of like, okay, I don't know about this. Yeah. I'll send you the first picture that I sent. And again, this one, it's hard to, but he's like, this was, I got it basically zoomed in from inside my house. And I'll show you what they think kind of lines up with kind of like the. That's not a picture. Again, this one, it's far-fetched, but they said that highlight is like it's cheekbone. But this one, let me send you this one. This one, I was like, oh my gosh, this one is a little creepier. Apparently this is what he got and it was like up in a tree. Yeah. And then bedtime stories, they kind of like did a recreation of like how they think it was like kind of sprawled out. Ew. I mean, this is like ink blot to me. Yeah. And that's what I'm saying. And the guy's like, I don't know about this, man. Um, and so he's like, yeah, I'll come out there and investigate with you or whatever. But then, um, nothing. He heard nothing from this guy. Just dead silence. Ghosted. And then he receives an email. Uh, let's see. He basically received an email saying, hey, I'm sorry, but these creatures were coming so often and terrorizing my family. I just moved. Yeah, I would too. He said, I can't, we can't handle it anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, put your daughter in therapy too while you're at it. Yeah. But it's weird. But this doctor guy, he said the, the person, the mutual friend that they had in common, which he's the one that gave him the contact. He went by the name. Um, what was it? Uh, Anthony Fauci. What? No. Um, Terry wrist. Yeah. And the guy in the documentary is basically like, that was a fake name. It has to be a fake name because it's like a terrorist. Terry wrist. Yeah. Um, and so he started looking into who Terry wrist. Is there any Terry wrist? And, uh, he found only one hit on the name. Terry wrist. Um, oh my gosh, come on guys. Uh, not a real name, but does appear in the book books by Alan H. Greenfield titled the secret cipher, uh, the secret cipher of the euphonauts and the secret rituals of the Men in Black. What? And apparently this man, Terry, RIS was part of this U S organization during the time of the Vietnam war. It was part of the U S military, but the special ops group that apparently from the, according to this book would go in to mines and caves in the Americas and in the Southern states of America and hunt extraterrestrial beings. And so that was the mutual friend that was apparently introducing him to one other, but nothing really came of it. So was this guy real or not? Well, we don't know, but the, this documentary group, they went out there and they're like filming weren't really getting anything. They tried to look up the census of the area, but the town was too small. So this doctor's name didn't pop up. This one guy, this local, he was like, let me go show you some caves and stuff that are around here. And they brought him, they brought the group to this one cave and apparently this was, he's like, this cave, this cave has always been rumored to have like weird supernatural things happening with it. There's a strange boulder outside and it was just like, just seemed weird. The vibes were weird. And then I got, we didn't get anything from it. So they left. And then they like a week later or something, they got an email from none other than Terry wise who said you were so close. Why did you stop looking? And they're like, how do you know? Yeah. And he describes, he's like, you went to the cave and they're like, we haven't, we haven't told anyone about that. Yeah. So he's watching them. Watch somehow. And that's basically where the story kind of fades off. It's just kind of like, we don't know what that was all about. Oh my gosh. What the heck? But apparently this doctor was just plagued by these gray aliens. Yeah. Was claiming that they're coming from the mines. There was mines. In fact, in that area that people have reported stuff comes out of there. Yeah. Historically. Yeah. So that's scary. Do you know where that book's origins come from? No, bro. I know he's part of like the occult and stuff. It's Crowley. The keys they're talking about are the keys that Crowley couldn't find. Really? It's a continuation of that. They found the keys to commune with the entity that Crowley first channeled. That's what I'm reading right now. I'm afraid you were going to say that. Anyways, that's my Kentucky goblins. I've got the name of the entity, but I don't want to speak it. Don't say it out loud. It's a good band name. Kentucky goblins. Yeah, it is. We have a bunch of Sunday, cool clients that live in Hopkinsville. Who do you guys, have you guys seen goblins? I'll go in a cave. I don't know. We need a goblin shirt, dude. Yeah. Imagine trying to think of a Halloween shirt, right? You guys got to get on a Halloween shirt. I want to do something spooky and skin walkery, like a hunting tee. Let's do a basketball tee. That's Kentucky goblins. Space Jam style. What if it's like a picture of a scary cryptid that's like lanky and long and tall and it says, let's go hunting. Boys. And then everybody's wearing jack-o'-lantern hats, helmets. Possibly. Possibly. That's good. Halloween shirt. I really just want to do something in hunter orange, so I don't have to buy hunter orange this year. Oh, all right. You do that. Andrew never asks. So let's do it. I do all the time. Oh, all right. What do you got, Andy? I got a, I got a creepy alien story. I'm tired of being scared. Too bad. Buckle up. Spooky season. This is the story of Carl Higdon, the Wyoming hunter who came back. All right, October 25th, 1974. Carl Higdon is a 40 year old oil driller living in Rollins, Wyoming. And one day he got an unexpected day off and said, you know what, I'm going to go hunting today. And so he packs up his stuff. He goes, gets ready. He grabs his seven millimeter Magnum rifle and he started heading towards the medicine boat national forest. He meets up there at the entry point. There's a couple other guys that he knows and they're all chatting. He says, you know, we just got back from there. Not a whole lot. You may want to drive up, you know, up here. So he goes through another spot right down the road to find a good hunt spot all by himself. He's going to go elk hunting. Okay. Right. So he goes out there. He gives you their advice and spoke with a game warden and everything you saw. And then got out of his truck, started walking, found a clearing, looks over. There's five elk in this pasture. He's like jackpot. He takes his aim at the biggest male elk, pulls the trigger, bullet flies. And then suddenly everything gets silent. Completely quiet. The elk don't move. Birds start, stop chirping. No more wind. And he sees his bullets stop 50 feet in front of him as if it hit a wall and it drops. Freaking out. Still no sound whatsoever. Completely silent. He walks up to it. Elks still have not moved. He's walking closer to him. They're completely motionless. And he looks in front of him and he sees what looks like to be a transparent box out in the middle of this field. Five feet wide, seven feet tall, just a box that looks like it's almost made of glass. He looks down and he picks up his shattered to no end bullet, puts it in his pocket. Feels like there's something lingering behind him. He turns around and behind him is a pale. A pale man with no ears, thin squinted eyes, bald head, but within that bald head is short blonde bristles, almost like a broom or a like short like brush or something. What the heck? Yeah. He's wearing what looks like to be a black, like scuba diving suit, like that, like type of material. That's what it looks like. Neoprene. And around his waist is a belt. And on the center of the belt is a gold six. A pointed star. Okay. This thing is floating towards him. Floating, not walking. He's completely freaking out. This man starts, this man starts talking to him, has no eyebrows. They say he had no chin, a severely recessed jaw. Ew. And two antenna like rods poking out beyond the hair. So he's a caterpillar. Basically. And one of the words. Weirdest things. He didn't have hands. What? One arm had no hand coming out. And the other arm had what looked like a cone shaped device sticking out of the sleeve. What the flip? It's floating toward him. And then he sees, I mean, he hears the man speak, but his lips never move. He says, are you hungry? Yeah, I could eat. Carl says, as if he had no choice, says yes. Yes. A small packet containing four pills floats toward the air towards Carl. Carl doesn't like his wife, Marjorie. She says, this guy does not take pills. He hates swallowing pills. He doesn't take pills without it. I feel like without like almost being like forced to do it, takes one of the pills instantly feels better, fuller. And then the creature telepathically says, do you want to go with me? And Carl, what he says, he said, I might as well. Well, which is the most like country boy thing I've ever like, well, might as well. Do I have a choice? You're an alien. Might as well go with you. All right. So Carl instantly gets transported to somewhere else. He looks around. He's inside the glass box. He's in what they, he would, you would call like a bucket seat. His head is strapped back. His arms are strapped back. And now there's three creatures in this box with him. There is some type of metal device, like controlling device in front of him. The three men are there. And he looks up and what he thought would, he would see the sky. There are now, there's now a, almost like a trans parent cage that these elk are sitting in. Oh, the guy that he was trying to hunt elk. And he says, you've got my elk. And the creatures are completely unbothered by this. They start floating into the air to the point where Carl can see his truck. The alien waves his, the cone shaped device. That he had on his hand waves, the truck disappears off this path, completely gone. They keep rising. And it's down to the point where he, and this is like Carl's testimony. This is what he's saying. He's saying, now I'm looking at the earth, which looks like a little blue marble. The earth, the earth. And so he's saying the creature tells them that they live over 160,000 light miles away, which is apparently a thing within you. If like UFO stories were like, there's certain levels of measurements that aren't within our terminology, but yet. I'm glad the aliens don't use the metric system. I know, like light kilometers. Yeah. So, so. They say kilometers. I'm like, I don't know how far that is. You got me there. It's a light mile. They place a strange helmet on Carl's head with, has like six wires extending from it. And then everything goes black. And suddenly a bunch of light. And Carl's now with this one creature in this borderless world, bright, bright, world you can't see new walls you can't see the landscape it's just goes on forever and standing in front of him is what he compares to like the washington like the seattle uh the space needle yeah it's that kind of shape of a tower as lights rotating around it and below it is a handful of human beings women children men and they're all conversing they're all talking but they're far ways off and he's just standing there and then suddenly he starts moving towards this tower now he's floating he goes inside this door into a large room inside this tower and then suddenly he's standing there carl's standing there then a huge panel door flies right in front of him stands there for a second he hears some noises on the other side has no idea what's happening on the other side the panel goes up and then the the alien that's looking that took him looks at him and says you're not what we want we're taking you back okay apparently what do you mean yeah exactly like what did i do wrong you're like even though like you're in my adapter like i'm still like kind of self-conscious um do i smell bad on the way back the creature gave carl his name and he said my name is ozzo one ozzo like apparently they had a conversation that he said he's also a hunter and they'd been visiting earth for years looking for fish and animals and because apparently their their planet their water their lake had turned yellow and all their fish and their animals have died so they've traveled and those pills are what they've like can they can sustain on those pills for four days because it's literally what what you would eat for like a full animal is in one of those pills they've created this type of device and so the uh and the reason why they wore the black suits is because earth sunlight would burn them and whenever ozzo took him back to earth he said i will see you later oh gosh i will see you is what he said he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said he's floating back to the ground and then when he's like about 10 feet gravity comes back in he falls and he hurts his shoulder yeah they weren't taking that into consideration not at all so sorry carl's carl's wandering around extremely confused he almost like like he just doesn't know where he's at what is going on he happens upon a truck gets in the truck the cb radio is going crazy he realizes he doesn't even realize that's his truck okay so he figures out he's going to have to work the cb radio and the guy's claiming he's like i'm this is your boss we're looking for you marjorie came home two hours ago she's wondering where you're at and the guy's like i don't even know where i'm at i don't know this truck i don't even know what this weird stick thing is which is the you know he could drive he could drive stick ever since he was a kid doesn't know he's completely confused and so they're asking him where are you he had no idea he says i don't know but i'm cold and i'm a i'm gonna pick up with a funny stick of a gun and i'm in the middle is what the quote was and so his marjorie they call the police they create a huge search party while they're searching out in the woods they're seeing these weird red yellow and green lights blinking this is before they know anything about carl's story everything all the police officers marjorie and all their family are claiming they're seeing these weird lights in this national forest super super strange then around 11 40 the searchers finally found carl but the weird thing is the truck was not where he had parked it wow this truck was tires tire deep in mud no path no track like dropped dropped weird absolutely and the weird thing is when you look into um there's uh people that study like a lot of those animal mutilations those animal mutilations apparently a lot of the animals will have broken legs oh as if they were dropped super strange and there's no tracks around those animals and so it's like how does that happen and so he's found in the truck and he's immediately taken to the hospital he doesn't recognize his own wife for a long time or just immediately just immediately like he doesn't recognize her she tries to put the coat around him he says don't touch me yeah fair he's freaking out and there he keeps repeating over they took my elk they took my elk for some reason he gets to the hospital at 2 a.m and he's he's asking for the pills that float to you he's there the doctors are saying he's like you know have some type of amnesia shock yeah uh there he has no broken bones they have no explanation there's no bumps on his head he didn't bump his head or anything like that and marjorie asked what's your name carl asked they keep calling me carl and he had no idea and he said who's carl and he keeps talking about he takes a piece of paper and he draws the transparent craft that he was on he starts writing all of these weird uh these phrases and stuff and he calls these people the enders oh don't love that right and he's like oh and so this keeps happening and then they're like you know what he let's get him in for an x-ray let's see if anything pops up now he had just been in recently because carl's had some uh medical issues and so he had just been in for some x-rays and some stuff he's had kidney stones he like pre in the past he had pre he currently had kidney stones he had uh tuberculosis in the past and so he had a ton of scarring on his lungs they x-ray him no scars on his lungs whatsoever every single kidney stone is gone and he's like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh my god he's like oh my god is gone this is the doctor they're like this doesn't make sense right like this like they double checked it they did it again still the same thing completely completely fine and so they're they're investigating in this they're talking they're like you know you need to go talk to a psychiatrist they had him do a take a polygraph several polygraphs completely passes he's completely confused and convinced that this happened to me i have no idea so they say okay well do you have the bullet they take the bullet and they take it in there and they said no doubt this thing happened like like this bullet hit something incredibly solid because it's turned inside out like the lead center gone like it's completely turned inside out it's smashed completely and so they're looking into that and they even send that to what um the university of wyoming to have it studied by some people and so they they uh completely like you know they're like you know there's no evidence of mental illness they completely look into it one night carl's home with marjorie and he says you know we got to go take a drive so he takes his kid and they go for a drive and he's acting like as if he's he knows where he's going looks up the whole family sees it what looks like an upside like you know just upside down triangle glowing green triangle floating in the sky marjorie sees it the kid sees it and he says i was i should i'm late i should have been here a few minutes earlier he claims that he's still having contact with this alien that to the point where this alien said you know i will help you whenever you need help they and he one day he was just like we're in a drought right now can you make it rain made it rain three inches that day three inches the next day and the guy asked him to stop and it stopped just weird stuff like that it kept happening over and over and over again to the and he was laying in bed one night next to marjorie and he was like staring like into this and into the ceiling and she asked him if he was okay he says i know you're not going to believe me but i'm also a cross-traveler right now having a conversation he was like astral plane like i don't know how do you even explain it but this is literally all um all this stuff was happens but he kept repeating like why like why did they not want me like what is it something and apparently he also had a vasectomy and so that could be a factor that is the factor i mean yeah it's very because that's a common thread with people that are abducted yeah like they have to be turtle so they yeah that's i mean that's that's what he that's what he says and you could find interviews with this guy there's a his wife marjorie wrote a book about it because she was just so blown away by it um and in 2019 35 years later uh he uh there's another hunter mark who disappeared hunting in the same region same area and he was never found oh man and but he noticed a weird black ufo something like you know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know it's just it's just very strange but the weirdest thing is is that whenever they're opening it up um the the investigation again to look into it they contacted the university of wyoming and guess what's missing out of the university of wyoming safe the bullet the bullet is gone completely taken spy someone so somehow some way mr carl went into the woods saw these elk the elk froze shot an invisible ufo craft was taken and this guy is said to be a very honest very simple man he's an oil driller like he's he's just wants to hunt it's a very elaborate story just come up with on a hunting trip like that and now i get it because i've missed a shot at a deer too and i would make up this type of story in order for me to say that's the reason why i didn't get the deer but i truly believe this guy he died during covid which is crazy and i only couldn't help him with that huh nope not apparently um what do you do with that what do you do with that the tb detail is what's interesting to me that's what i was doing on my phone apparently if it's untreated you said his wife said he didn't like pills it can spread outside the mind and go into the or outside the lungs and go into the brain and cause even hallucinations and psychosis that is true but that doesn't explain the bullet and that doesn't explain like the scarring the scarring on his lungs was gone too though yeah That sounds like, if we're going back into the belief that it is an alien, that sounds like a body swap. Like they tried to implant consciousness and it went bad. Well, there's a ton of witnesses that say, like, you know, that the miraculous healing is after they're abducted. Yeah, right. So it's like a very common, yeah. You guys, that's Corey. It does look like an older Corey, doesn't it? That's Carl and Marjorie. And that's the, what they say it looks like. Scary critter. Not getting on a trip with that thing. Six point star, though. It's like I might as well. I might as well. And I'd be like, are there other ones? Oh, right. Pent means five. It's a very scary story. Oh, you're right. Do what? She's just correcting me like she always does. That's fine. That was a good correction. I would like to eat. You want to eat? Well, I have a story for our Patreon. About an Orthodox priest and a samurai. And I have a story about how the government is trying to cover up a murder. There's been a murder. Four murders that happened on a plane using a secret government weapon. 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