#210 SEVEN Files The FBI Will NEVER RELEASE

- These are seven files, the FBI will never release. - What are we talking about here? - We're talking about like those conspiracy things, so things that we're not able to-- - JFK. - JFK, okay. The JFK, are you guessing them? Do you want to guess them? - I just spit everywhere. - That's okay. - Yeah, we're guessing them, JFK. - The JFK assassination with holdings is one of those files. The Trump administration declassified 63,000 JFK pages in 2025, but thousands more remain unsealed. - I mean, he was killed by the guy. - Not unsealed, they remain sealed, stupid. - Jesus, he was killed by the government. - The FBI continues to redact names and locations of intelligence assets from 1963. Was he killed by the government? I guess we'll never know, right? - Probably. - What's that, who murdered him? - The government. - No, who's the guy, do you know? - Did they catch him? - They caught him, yeah. - That was John Wilkes Booth. - No, no, I think this one was Lee Harvey Oswald. - Lee Harvey Oswald. - Yeah, John Wilkes Booth was Abraham Lincoln. - Honest Abe. - Okay, do you want to guess another one since we're here? - Oh my God. - Excuse me? - I don't have the equipment back here. (laughing) - That's our, oh, and it's ringers on. - Silence, we're filming. - This is our most. - This is Anthony from "Makes With Music." - Well, I have a camera for him soon. - Yeah, but he's gonna, he's our Jamie. - Yeah. - For Joe Rogan reference. - He's a peasant right now. - He's a peasant. - He's behind the camera. - All right, what are the files? - At least he has hair. - Yeah, he does. - He does have hair. - What are the files? - I'm trying to think of FBI things. - What about like, what are the like, the really bad files? - Oh, the Epstein. - The Epstein files. Thousands of pages and videos have been seized during Jeffrey Epstein's investigation and they remain sealed. - Some weird stuff happening. - The Department of Justice and FBI have refused to release the full list of clients despite years of public pressure. - That's another one. It's like, who really killed him? - Some of them came out. - How do you die? - How do you die? - I'm not sure. - That's two of the seven. - Another file? I don't know how many files there are. - I know, that's why I was gonna read them to you, but if you want to get now, the ditty files. - No, ditty. I don't release those when they come out. - Probably, yeah. - What's a country that's like dangerous? - North Korea. - No, another one. - Russia. - Yes, the Russia gate Sentinel files. - I was gonna say what's it called? What's it called? What's Chernobyl? - Chernobyl? - Not Chernobyl? - No, not Chernobyl. - Weird. - The FBI's internal Sentinel system has a prohibited access code that hides files completely. Documents on the Russia investigation were hit in this way and only discovered in 2025. - Interesting, Russia's a sketchy place. - I don't know what a Sentinel is, but Sentinel? Yes, is it, are you sure it's not Centennial? - No, it's Sentinel. Try to look it up. - Producer. - What's Sentinel mean? - I put his laptop on it. - I'm on it. - He's on it. - Producer? What does it mean? - But the Russia gate Sentinel files. - All right. - All right. - Do you want to get another one? - Who's an artist in the Beatles? - Sentinel. - A person animal or object that stands guard and keep watch for danger. - Oh. - Oh, that makes sense. - Like a gargoyle. - Like a gargoyle. - It's like a gargoyle. - Who's in the Beatles? - John Lennon. - The John Lennon FBI file. Now, I don't know what this is. - What do they do? - The FBI fought for 25 years to keep 10 pages of John Lennon sealed, claiming they threatened national security. - What do they do so bad? - I have no idea. They only released after a Supreme Court level legal battle in 2006. - Johnny boy. - Johnny Boy. - Johnny Boy. - Always getting into trouble. - Are they lyrics? Are they songs? I don't know. Maybe stole songs from people, other producers and writers. - Who's the, like, we see a lot of moves. - Tony Soprano. - Tony Soprano. What's he a part of? - Mob. The Mafia. - The Mafia informant files. The Italian Mafia? - I think just the entire Mafia, right? Is it one big Mafia? It's one big party? - No. - No? There's a lot of different. - Have you? (laughs) - You're gonna get used to that. He says a lot of stupid things. - Yeah. Have you ever seen a movie? - There's the Italian Mafia, the Russian Mafia? - There's every, like, country. - Really? - Yes. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yes. The Japanese are actually very scary. I was about to say that. - Yokezuno? - They don't, they saw Mafia, though. They say something else. It's like the Yokezuno or something. - Oh. - Let's look that up. - I don't know what that is. I'm on it. - The FBI's Quaintell Pro Informant list inside the Italian Mafia has name still redacted 60 years later. - Damn, okay. - Releasing them could endanger informants and their descendants who are still alive today. - We're from a new. - Yakuza. - You were right. - Yakuza? - The Japanese mob. - That's unbelievable. - Apparently they're very frightening. - How do you know? - Because I'm smart. - And I listen to people. - You're informed, yeah. I'm an informant. - Okay. - You need two more. - What was I gonna say? - These are people if you need a hint. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - The Zodiac Killer. - No, not the Zodiac Killer. - Ted Bundy. - Not a murderer. Actually, the opposite. Kind of revolutionized the time period. - Mahatma Gandhi. - No. - I would think of like the 1960s version of Gandhi. - The 1960s version of Gandhi. - He has a day in January. - Martin Luther King. - I don't know if that phrase makes sense. - Yeah, but Mahatma Gandhi is. - Mahatma Gandhi. - The Mahatma Gandhi of the 60s. - The MLK surveillance tapes. The FBI illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King Jr. for years and recorded private moments. The tapes are set to release in 2027. - He was also assassinated. - Yes, he was. - So all these have to do with assassinations, it seems. - They kind of do. And like weird deaths. - And the last one is that another assassination? - She's a woman, Whitney Houston. - No, popular one. I think in the 50s. - Oh yeah, Marilyn Monroe. - The Marilyn Monroe files. - You don't think she's good looking. - I think she's great looking. I just don't think, I don't know what to say. - What are you following up that way? - I don't want to. - There's nothing to say there. - No, what were you? - She's beautiful. - Yeah, but you kept the sentence going. - She's blocked. - You were going to make a point at the end of that sentence. What was that point gonna be? - I'm just not that into blonde woman. So you think she's ugly? - That's not true. The FBI's files on Marilyn Monroe disappeared in 2012 when the AP requested them. I don't know what that stands for. - Asbury Park. - The Bureau said they were moved, but the National Archives never received them. It's still heavily redacted today. - Okay, I'm proud of you for not stumbling over your words today. You're doing well. - I'm trying, because there's some tough words in that. - I know, heavily redacted. - heavily redacted. - I don't think you ever said that word in your entire life. - I'm trying to be more just calm and relaxed. I feel like I'm, I, I, and I feel like I'm trying to recognize that as well. You're doing good. - Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm just trying not to be as expressive of all this. - Maybe it's cause cons here. - Yeah, I'm just trying to be myself for you. - I'm just a good guy in the back. - Yeah, he's, it's a low calming over there. - He's the back room guy. - The back room guy. Wait till we get a camera on him. We can't wait. - He's gonna have to have the haircut every week. - You know what else they probably have? The moon files. - There are no files. - Exactly. - They never went to them. - That's why they didn't make the list. - Welcome back to the podcast. This is podcast 210. - Podcast 210. - 210. - I feel like we're creeping up on 300. - We didn't do anything special for pod 200. - No. - But pod 300, we're gonna do something special for it. - Didn't we do like a longer episode or something like that? - I think we did. - Maybe. - 300's gonna be big though. - I feel like pod 250's more. - Yeah. 250's a big one. - Yeah, that's two percent. - It's better than 300. - What is it's like? - Quarter, what's 1000 years? Come on. Centennial? - I don't know what it is actually. - I think it's a centennial. - It's a decade, a century. And then Centennial is a person that lives 100 years. - Yeah. - But I think it's something like that. It's something along those lines. - Any updates for the people, Brian? - Yes. So, one. - What's one? - I forgot. - Okay. - Happy Fourth of July. - It's the second of July when this podcast drops. It's an American summer. - Yep. - Oh, pod 250. - It's a 250. - Four year 250. - Yeah, but we're not gonna get to 250 this year. - No, we're not. - Unless. - Unless. - What other updates do we have? We're going to Lake Tahoe next week for the American Century Classic courtesy of Travis Matthew, which I'm wearing the hat. - Ooh, the American Century Championship. - American Century Championship. - Which I think, hopefully, who's the biggest celebrity you think we're gonna run into? - Steph. - Steph Curry. - Steph Curry's going? - Yes, Steph Curry. - He goes every year. - Actually. - I took my homes, Travis Kelsey, Steph Curry. - I didn't know all those guys were going. - There's a lot. Yes, it's a big celebrity golf player. - Are they all playing? - No way. - Yeah, see? - We're not. - We're not playing in the tournament. - We're playing in the pro-amp on Wednesday with Gabby Golf girl and the steel guy. - And the steel? - Not Roger Steel. He's steel something. He either does country music or whatever it is. Something like that. - But no, we're gonna have, so what we're gonna do, I'm informing Anthony too. We're gonna have a podcast set up on one of the holes, so one on the T-Box, on the T-Box, and Travis Matthews gonna have a basketball hoop or something. - Yeah, so I think we're gonna be on the 15th or 16th hole in a location, we're gonna have, I wanna call it a shipping container that has a table and stuff on top of it. And people are gonna come by and I think the basketball activation when you see Steph Curry hit those shots. - Wait. - Like at that golf zone every year. - So Steph's gonna be shooting at our booth? - He's gonna be shooting at the thing that's holding the hoop that we are sitting on top of this. - Be able to meet him and hopefully do content with him. - That's gonna be awesome. - Yeah. - We're gonna have a fanatics fest after that. - Yeah, we have a packed few weeks. This is it. This is when it starts. We have this week to kind of relax a little and then we're going full steam ahead. - It's not really relaxing 'cause we have fourth of July. - It's a big party week now. - But we have a few days where we don't have any events, which is good. - Code makeshift 10% for 10% off our fanatics fest. If you wanna come see us, I have our showtimes. - You have our showtimes. - I'm gonna reveal them. Saturday at 615 PM on July 18th, and then 11 AM on Sunday, July 19th. - So we're kinda like closing the show on Saturday and then starting the show on us. - We have a lot of people interested in working with us for our shows. - What do you mean? - I can tell him. - Yes, so I don't think we're gonna bring Chase on. - Yeah, Chase is gonna come on, name all the MVPs. Do that. - Insane Shane. - Insane Shane, if he's there. - That's that. - There's today that it's like his sister's engagement party or something like that. - But he's gonna try. He's gonna try. - Okay. - And then you know who reached out to me? - Who? - Remember the guys last year that were dressed up as like Stephen A. Smith. - Yeah. - Like Shannon Sharpen them. - What Stephen A. Smith shows, what was that show called? - First take. - Last take. - Last take. - Yes, last take. - Those guys texted me. We'll see if we want to slot them in. 'Cause that would be hilarious on stage. - That would be very funny. - Yeah. I think that, yeah, we still gonna map out what we're gonna be doing at the shows. But I think it's gonna be like half, the vision is like half guest and then half fans. - Yeah. - Like not just me and you on screen. - No, we should have five, 10 minutes and then run it with him. - Yeah, everyone else. - Let's bring out, let's make moments. - Yeah. - Let's maybe a marshmallow catching competition. - Well, I think we should do something. - That's why it's a hit. - Even if Shane doesn't cope. - That's fine. - Yeah. - So that's gonna be big. - Yeah. - Those are my updates. I don't have anything else. - No, I don't have anything else either. I'm a 14.3 handicap in golf. I'm coming for Zach's crown. - Did you like the files topic? - Yeah, I like the files topic. - The files topic, right? - Yeah, okay. Why? - Why are you so self-conscious about it? - I don't know. I think it was gonna hit harder, but I was gonna do a topic, like, about how we got started and then tell people we were going to fanatics fest and plug it. - Oh. - Do we need one of those? - I have a topic later in our game time. That's gonna be perfect for that. - Okay. Well, in that case, what toilet do you think you have muted? - Oh, here we go. - No, I wanted to talk about the World Cup and then I listened to our podcast on the drive down here, the toilet debate that we had. - Mm-hmm. - That was a good one. Would you rather talk about that or messy? - Let's talk about messy first. - You want to talk about messy first. - Yeah. - All right. He's unlike the toilet topic. - I love it. I love it. - We're just, I figured, lead with messy, right? - He hates the toilet topic. - Okay. Okay. What will happen if Lionel messy wins another World Cup? - He's gonna be the Goat over Goats. - Okay. So there's a lot of things that, that, so there's a lot of things that hypothetically will happen. He will be the first player to win two World Cups as a captain, ever. - Ever? - Ever. - At all times. - There are no players that have been captains on their World Cup team twice when they won. It's crazy. Their path doesn't look that difficult. They have to go through Columbia if Columbia makes it to the last final four. - The only, the last final four. - Yeah, I was, I didn't know what they called it in soccer. - The only team that is like extremely frightening for them is France, because they look insane. - But I don't think they would line up with them until the final. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Probably. It would just be a rematch of the last World Cup, which would be fun. - So he'll be the first, he'll be the first soccer player ever to do that. - It's impressive. - Captain two wins. - He would become the Goat of All Sports Goats. - I was just going to say, he will have the greatest sports legacy ever. - Yeah. - Over every single athlete and person of all time. - A five foot eight guy from Argentina. - Didn't they like, didn't they like stretch him when they were younger? - I have no idea. - He like took like medicine or something to be able to grow more because he was so short. - I have no idea, Zach. - Yeah. - No. - They didn't stretch him. - You were accusing the final messy taking steroids. - I think he did. When he was younger, they took steroids to grow. - Put out your official statement right now. - Final messy took steroids as a child to grow. That's my statement. - Can we fact check that? - I think he did. - That's not true at all. - I think it's completely true. - Let me just fact check that. - He was short. - If it's not true, that's a crazy statement to make sure. - I don't think steroids make you gain height. - Yeah. - There's something along those lines. - No, I don't messy do not take illegal steroids as a child. He was diagnosed with a medical condition called the growth hormone deficiency to treat this. - Oh, so he took growth hormone. - To treat this and allow him to grow to a normal height, he was prescribed medically supervised human growth hormone. - Yeah, so growth hormone. - Which is steroids. - No. - He had a deficiency. - Yeah. - Was he going to be averse? - I'm not saying he cheated. I'm just saying he did. - I think you're stating that Lionel Messi cheated. - That's not what I'm saying at all. - It doesn't seem like it was legal. - Lionel Messi in another life is shorter than he is now because he didn't take growth hormone. - Are you saying that he would be like, has Bula? - No, he would be like five foot four and not five foot eight. - Oh. - Like I think he would still be the same. - I don't think he'd be the same player. - But he's like, what, five, seven, five, eight? - Yes, something like that. - And he's the best player on the planet. - Talent wise, yes, but like a few less headers, a few less goals that way. - The lot less headers. - For sure. - Yeah. Okay. - That's a fact. - Next one. He will break a 64 year curse. - You know what that curse is. - What's the curse? - So they would be the first nation to win back-to-back World Cups since Brazil achieved the feat in 1958 and 1962. No country has went back-to-back since then. - Well, there's only eight countries all time that have won. - Brazil winning I think five. - Yeah. - So one of those is back-to-back. - One of them was back-to-back, yes. - Oh man. - So nobody's done it. So if they do it this year, they're going to be the first nation. - I feel good about them. And if it's not them, it's Columbia. You watch. - And that just adds to it's not going to be Columbia. - You watch. - They tied Portugal. - It doesn't matter. They didn't need to win. They were playing to tie. - I don't know. - I mean, you play to win the game, Zach. - Okay. - You play it in the game. - Columbia did look better than Portugal though. - Portugal kind of put in some heat at the end there. - Well, everyone, sorry, it's a sidetrack, is saying Ronaldo has like such a tough path and it's like Messi's got the easier path. It's because they played better in the group stages. - I guess so. - So everyone's saying like, oh, Messi's got this layup of a path. It's like, why didn't you win more games? Portugal went like one one and one. - Yeah, they did not play well. - Yeah. - But Portugal won with eight goals back in whenever your year that was. - Might have been one two and one. - Another one. This will be his ninth balloon Dior. - Yeah. Ballon Dior? - It's like a trophy for the best player. - We are gonna get ripped apart for not knowing what this is. But that'll be his ninth apparently. I thought that that was a lot. - No, it's got a lot. - I think it's the most of all time. - It might be. - He'll probably get a humongous statue in Argentina. - Which he should deserve already, right? - He does deserve it. - Yes. - Okay, see, I'm speaking a little bit better, but my English isn't as good. - You're speaking slower, which is good. - Yeah, we're making stuff. - Yeah, it's baby stuff. - We're making strides. - We're getting better. - Yeah, so I think he's gonna have, I feel like they should just make it as big as the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Brazil. - Oh my goodness. - Just put messy like this. - I mean, he is basically God to us. - We're like this. - He actually is God to them. - Yeah, he grew up. - He's got to most soccer fans. - That's a sin. - What, man? - Oh, God. - What? - You're sinning now. - What? - That's not cool. - What's going on? - That's not cool, bud. - Okay, tell me more. - And the last one, the goat debate will officially be closed. - Yeah. - I don't think it is, but some people are haters. - Well, if Ronaldo doesn't win this time around, I don't think it's ever gonna happen. - No, I think this is probably his last one. He probably could play again, too. - He probably can. - What are they? They're gonna be like 43. It's just crazy how like, like some stars, like name are. So I'll get subbed in the other day. - Yeah. - Because he plays for Brazil. - Yes. - It's like, yeah. - It's so competitive. - Yeah, and he's just someone that comes off the bench. And he's like, that's the third most followed guy on Instagram. - Oh, I wanna see if Lionel Messi wins this, if Argentina wins this World Cup, I wanna see speed admit that Messi is the goat. I don't think that he ever will. - I don't know. - Because his Ronaldo ball. - He's got the most goals of all time. Ronaldo, but I think points wise, I think it's closer. - Yeah, I kinda know these stats. - You think I know these stats? - I think we've read them on our new show. - I don't know these stats, man. - That's fine. - Come on. - You know what stats you do know? Just real quick. - Let me guess. - Yeah, guess it. - The-- - Has to do with you. - How many points I scored and I scored? - No, something that we're sponsored by. - Oh. - You know it. - Legends? - Not legends, the other one. - What are we sponsored by? - Travis Mann. - Your golf game. - My golf game. - Yes. - I know my stats. - Because I use the Grint. - Yes. - Okay. - I wanna let people know 'cause last podcast we didn't mention it. Last few podcasts we haven't. - Yeah. - If you wanna follow our golf rounds and scores and stats and metrics, all that stuff, you could download the Grint. - The Grint. It's the best place ever. - I honestly helped my golf game. - Extremendously. - Extremendously. - I think you're mixing tremendously. - And exponentially. - Exponentially. - Sure. - It made my, it made me better at golf. - I think I wanna do a video with you where we like go through our personal stats and see like who's the better golfer. 'Cause I bet even though like my handicap's six lower than yours, I'm sure the stats are closer and like, you're probably better than me in certain categories. - Yeah, so I love the app. I pull up your Grint. - Yeah, I wanna see who the follower count. - Because I have 736 followers. - You're more than I am. - It's because I was more active earlier in the year, I think. - Yeah, I've had 6.79. - Yeah, I'm good. - But you could follow our golf rounds or scores. Keep your own score cards. Keep your own stats. Get better at golf. If you download the Grint, the link is in the description of this podcast. - I'm not gonna lie. I was an 18 point something to start the season. Started using the Grint. I don't know if it's a coincidence. - Might just be because you played a lot. - But I'm a 14 point three now. - When you have a metric to strive for, you get better at the sport that you're playing. - I completely agree. And I can't wait to play tomorrow. Hopefully we play tomorrow. - I'm trying to get you out. - I'm shooting at 80. I'm gonna shoot at 79. - I shot a 77 here. - That's a bourbon? - Of course, yeah. - Sure, that's a bourbon golf course. - But I want the people to know that. And then we can move on to more fun. - And if you guys have any connects for golf rounds, let us know. - Yeah, we'll travel. We'll go play golf wherever. - I love when people DM us. - Yeah, that's great. - Okay, I have a hypothetical for you. What's the last movie you watched? - The last movie I watched. I probably watched it recently. I didn't watch a movie last night. I didn't watch a movie the night before. - I'm curious to what it was. - I want to watch obsession. That's my new one that I wanted. - That's my next one too. - I really want to watch it. - I really slacked off not doing a. I used to be very good at letterbox. - Yeah, I was good for like three months. - What's the last movie? - I don't know. I can't remember. I can't remember. - You're gonna have to remember for this segment. Do you want me to wait? Do you want to come back? - No. - Well, hold on. Let me. Was it a horror? Was it a comedy? - I forgot. - Oh my goodness. - I can't remember. - You went to Turks and Kiko's. - I was working. - I was working the whole plane ride. - Oh. - What movie did I watch? - I watched Marty Supreme. - Oh, I watched Marty Supreme. Was that the last one? - It wasn't the last one, but it was one of the last. - Maybe you'll think of another one. - You got $10 million, but you have to live in the last movie you saw for one year. - Would you take it? - What was the last movie I watched? - That's the question, Brian. - This is via Harry Send It on Instagram. - Should I go on my Netflix real quick? - Yeah, go. You want me to tell you while I. - Sure. - Okay, the last movie I watched was The Prestige. - Okay. - Oh, you watched it? - I watched it. - Great movie. - Phenomenal movie. - I told you that's a great movie. - Oh my goodness. - It's so deep. I'm so happy that you watched that. - It's two stage magicians engaging in competitive one. It's that one-man upmanship in an attempt to create the ultimate stage illusion. Now, if I'm in this movie, I feel like I got to be one of the magicians, right? - Yeah, but you would survive in that. - I don't know. - Why would you survive? - Because the magician didn't survive? They're twin brothers. - Yeah, don't spoil it for everyone. - It's from the night. 1990s, if you haven't watched it, you're not gonna watch it. - I just think if I lived in the '90s, like what am I doing in the '90s? - Being a person, it's normal in the '90s. - Yeah, but there's no technology, there's like the most important-- - You don't think you can survive in the 1990s? - I can survive, but if I get $10 million and I'm stuck there, I'm not saying you're stuck there, but if I'm stuck there for one year, it's gonna be pretty boring. - Is that the hypothetical? You're stuck there? - But you have to live in the last movie you saw for one year, would you take it? - If I watched the proceeds, that's easiest, $10 million, I would ever-- - I just feel like the most exciting thing is going to a magic show, like that's the whole thing. - The '90s was sick. - No, it was the 1890s. - Oh, I thought you meant the '90s. - No, the 1890s. - No, that sucks. - Yeah, that sucks. - The most entertaining part of your week, your day, your month is waiting for a magician to come up with a new trick. - That's literally it. - That ain't fun. - Yeah. - I think I know the last movie that I watched. - What was it? - Apex. - Oh boy. (laughing) - Now are you surviving in Apex? - I don't know, that guy's ripped and scary. - So Apex is Charlize Theron. - Charlize Theron. - And she's in the woods. - Yes. - And she's being hunted by this guy basically. - She's being hunted by this guy. And so you would have to escape him. - Yeah, she's in the Australian forest, getting chased by a guy named Ben, played by Taren Egerton, which I love him as an actor. - I love him too. - Great accent. The movie was fantastic. - I love a great accent. - It was a great accent. - That's the only thing. - That's not a real accent. - I know. - She played it, he put out a good Australian accent. - She was funny. - I feel like Australian accents are hard to do. - Yeah, fan. - Do you wanna hear yours? - Don't say razor blades. - Ah. - Ah. - I don't know how to do an accent. - That was pretty good. - That was like scottish. - I don't know, I don't know what to do. - But who is it? - Crikey. - Crocodile. - Crocodile. - Crocodile. - Mate. - What? - They said mate. - Mate. - You guys are bad at this. - They were hard. - Yeah, you do yours. - Crocodile done day. - Oh yeah, that's it. - Shimp on the babby. - That was good. - Good job. - You're doing great. - Bab. - Okay, apex. Are you surviving? - Probably not. - Okay, so are you gonna take the 10 million? - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, give me the 10 million. - So you're gonna take the 10 million try to survive. - Yes. - Okay. - I think I can survive. - Yeah, you think so? - I mean, that's one of the scarier options. But I would take, I would take my chances. - No offense, but I think Charlie's Theron is in better shape than you. - No offense, but you're a stupid. (laughing) - Make her mad too. - I was listening to the pod and I cursed. I wanted them to go, ah, now I have to do more work. - Yep. - Now I have to leave it out. - I don't even put, I gotta put the sample. - So I'm gonna start cursing more soon. - No, no, no, no, no. - I already got more work 'cause Anthony's here. - How? - I have to put your audio track in. - Yeah, but you could just keep him on the bottom. - Yeah, yeah, you don't have to do it. - Yeah, but maybe some noise, I gotta test the audio and make sense. - I think it'll be fine. - So you're surviving. - I don't know if I'm going to survive, but I will take my chances. - Okay. - For $10 million to put my kids' kids through college, I would try my best. - You think it's worth it. - I'd probably die. - I was trying to think of like, if you had like interstellar or something like that. - Yeah. - Like a crazy movie. - Like would you go to space? - Like Avatar or something like that, yeah. - That would be tough. - Harry Potter. - Or anything in the Marvel universe. - Yeah. - Avengers? - Yeah. - I don't think I do Avengers. - Oh, there you go. - Oh, there you go. - Oh, there you go. - Oh, I was killing it now. - I wanna, can we do an accent segment? - A segment or episode? - All right, so I give you a ethnicity and you have to match their accent. - Okay. - This one's for you only. - Again. - You should be good at this. - So I have an Indian girlfriend. That's why. - You have an Indian girlfriend? - I have an Indian girlfriend. That's why. - Does her fam, she doesn't have an accent. Does her family have accents? - Her parents, yeah, straight from India. - Okay. - Let's hear it. - That's my accent. - Let me hear a full sentence. Hi, my name is Zach Masikia. I'm from the makeshift family. - Hi, my name is Zach Masikia. - And is it from the makeshift project? - Andrew Canceled. (laughing) - Andrew Canceled. - She doesn't like when I do the accent. - Baby tell her not to watch this bottom. - She doesn't watch the podcast anyway. - Brian Irish. - Irish. - Top of the morning, Toya. Oh, my family's from Northern Ireland. - That's not bad. - What segment are we going? - Give us one through 10. - That was like a. - Oh, my family's from Northern Ireland. - That was like a 6.5. - Oh, that's a shippard's pie. - That was better than a 6.5. - That was a 6.5? - Zach, you have British. - Oh God. - What kind of British? - There's a lot of British. - Yeah, give me a kind. - No, you just gotta go generic. - My stereotype. - Monchesta from London. - Say I'm sentence. - I'm trying to say a sentence. I'm from London. I filmed a podcast on the camera with Brian. - That was a good tip. - Brian one. - That was so bad. - What? I don't even know what I was saying. (laughing) - Would you blackout? - Give us another one. - We're going three each. - Australian. - We just did that. - Okay, what's the sentence I should say? - Do you want me to talk to you? - Shrimp on the babby. - What's your favorite movie you saw in the last like 10 years? - Oh, I'm a favor. - I don't know how to do it. I gotta think about it. Wednesday. Wednesday on the babby. - No. - Rise of blades. - Rise of blades. - Yeah. - Zachary bloke. - Bloke. - You bloke. - How's the weather recently? - The weather's been great. - Yeah, there it is. - Oh, there it is. - I want to go catch a surf, you'll bloke, you sound like that. I don't know if you've ever seen the guy and the girl, the Australians without the podcast. - You sound like that guy. - Sounds like a bloke. - Yeah, yeah. - And we're going to catch the surf. - And she goes, "Oh my body, what's the sentence she does?" All right, what was that out of 10? That last bit was good. I'll give that a 7-8.2. - I thought my Irish one was better. - 8.2. - Okay. - Zach, you have Canadian. - Canadian? - Well, I'm sorry, I can't do an accent. - Dude, you all just sound the same. - You're just doing the same accent. - I don't know anything else. How do you, I apologize. I'm sorry. - You can't just apologize and say to Canadian accent. - I had my breakfast this morning. It was maple syrup, sorry. - I don't know why I was to do it. - Well, that was like a three. - I ride my moves sometimes, I'm sorry. - Okay. - Next round. - I'm assuming I won that round too. - Yeah. - Okay, next one. - I'm trying to find other accents you could do. - Mexican? - It could do. - Oh. - E. (laughing) - E. - Mark Mark. - Oh, that's it. - Just a tiny centino. - E is a goodie. - That's Japan. (laughing) - He just shifted into a samurai. - No, we can't post that. - Can we post this? Is that anything in this field? - The podcast. - Podcasts. - If it's not all of it. - Give me a cut, so. - German. - Jamaican. - Viennese Nizzo! - Okay. - Sakari! - That's fine. - Why are you yelling? - Because I feel like Germans yell all the time. - Maybe if we ever started a Patreon, we could actually share. - Give us one more. - Okay. - Viennese Nizzo. - Oh, yeah. - Viennese Jamaican. - Oh, man. (laughing) - That's so bad. - Oh, this is a spaceship, man. - Uh-oh, I broke it. - Put it tight again. - Sweet baby race, barbecue sauce, man. - Hey, oh, what's up, man? - You had a baby race, man. (laughing) - But this doesn't mean it's Jamaican. - I broke my spaceship, man. - Bomba-cloth. - Bomba-cloth. - Bomba-cloth. - Bomba-cloth. Dude, I'll son, damn, man. - That was bad. - That was bad. - That was bad. - Say something else. - Oh, I got my iPhone, man. - Stop saying, man. - I feel like you have to. - This is falling apart. - Does everyone plays with it when they sit in my seat? They play with it when they sit in my seat, man. - No, I can't. - What the heck, Sam was that? - That was Jamaican. - All right. - Okay, that was horrible. - All right, I think I would, I'm gonna give myself the win there. - Okay, you got the dub. - Okay. - Do you wanna talk about toilets now? - Yeah, I'm ready for it. - Which toilet have you used the most in your life besides the ones in your house? - This is a great question, Brian. - So you've been going to the bathroom since, I don't know how long ago? - Probably since I was like 48 years old. - No, 38 years ago. - Why don't you get potty trained? - 37 years ago. - No. - Come look at that. Yeah, since I was like three years old, I've been potty trainer. - So what is the one toilet? Besides places that you have lived that you think you've sat on or used the most? - I was trying to think we went to the beach a lot as kids. - Ooh. - It could be the ocean. - No, that doesn't count as a toilet. - Okay, but it could be the beach club bathroom. - You're understanding that you pee in the ocean. - Yeah, of course. - You pee in the pool. - No. - Have you ever? - Never. Not a single time in my life. - Stop lying. - I'm not lying. - Stop lying. - My mind went there, but then I thought maybe my friend's house. - Do we have a Bible? - Can you swear on the Bible? - We don't have a Bible in the studio. - No, it doesn't mean that you have a Bible upstairs. - We have a Bible upstairs. - Apparently. - What? - That's your God. - That's his your God. - I think of friend's houses. So like-- - Not in houses. - Not in houses. - That has to be a public restroom. - Johnny Macs. - You think John. So I was thinking, I was going through my head. - I got it. - What? - It's one of the college bars I went to. - So I was thinking either bars, a bar that you frequently go to, like a local bar, what about high school? - High school is a good one. - I get the bathroom counts, right? - No, the toilet. - The toilet. - See high school, I feel like I was bouncing around between toilets. I had no loyalty. I didn't. - Man, it's a whore. - No. - I got around. - I got around. - I got around. - I got around. - You got around. Okay, so growing up, school, elementary school, high school, grammar school, that's elementary school. - Yeah, I feel like that's it. - Bars, what about workplaces? - I think it has to be bars, 'cause in college, I was going to the bar. - Not at TCC, your old job. - Yeah, but again, there's multiple toilets in the bathroom. - Okay, what if you just said bathroom? What bathroom have you used the most? Your old job, your school, your a bar that you go to all the time, an arena that you go to see all the games at. - I think it might be a college bar that I want to, because I used to go to the bar like five days a week in college. - Five days a week? - I was sending it in college. - Full send, it was awful. - That's okay. - But it was three different bars that would hop between, but now you go like four and a half, five. - No, I don't, Brian. I don't, guys, I think it has to be one of the college bars, for sure. I'm gonna say Cornerstone at University of Maryland. - Really? - I feel like our high school, like a high school bathroom. I feel like I was gonna the bathroom five times a day, just to get out of class. - I didn't go to the bathroom that much. You were a bad student. - I was a bad student. - Yeah. - I wouldn't roam that much. - Those might keep getting to my-- - You know what? - 2.9. - 2.7. - Yeah, woof. - I was at 3.9. But like, did you lost all your hair? - Why do you lost all your hair? - No, no, no. That's all it might have been-- - I was looking back at pictures from college. Man, if I still had hair. - You can get a hair transplant. - Yeah, maybe I will. You keep saying that. - USA beat, oh no, USA lost to Turkey. - Yeah, they did. - In the world cup, in the good stages. - They were like, they didn't need to win. They already got the gold. - Yeah, but I told you that I would get a hair transplant from the country that won. Did I not say that? - So go to Turkey. - And I have to go to Turkey. - You're not gonna do that. - No, you're a liar. - If we're talking bathrooms, outside of houses, outside your house, my house, even the beach, I feel like wasn't enough, 'cause the ocean was my main bathroom. You pooped in there, it was weird. - So I liked school as the pick, but I think those four years in college that I was going to the bars frequently, I would say those bathrooms are the most used. - I think mine is probably, I feel like it's a high school bathroom when I was in high school. - I don't mind the debate. I mean, that's a good debate. - Okay, that's all you're gonna say there. That's all you're gonna go on. - I told you we're improving baby steps. - I think I'm gonna go with, when I was in high school, I feel like I was there for four years. I only worked at the Giants for three years. - But you went to the bathroom, but were you going into the bathroom? - To be fair, yeah. At the Giants, I used the same bathroom. In high school, I used different bathrooms. - Yeah, I could think I was at my office for work for like two and a half years. I worked there for five, but COVID shut it down for like two years. This is a very interesting debate, so it was like, you're looking at three years in corporate, which I used the same bathroom over and over. - Or the bathroom in my parents' store. - That could be it, 'cause I worked there all my life. - Yeah, but if we're talking specific toilets, I'm going with the ocean. - Okay, fair enough. - I feel like I have to know. - Every single time I went on the water. - Have you repeated a hot tub? - No, it's just weird. - I think you have. - But if you go into cold ocean, you can make your own hot tub by peeing. Just saying, that was weird. I'm mad that I said that. - That's a met's fan for you. - I have a question for you. - Got 'em. - Which brand is the best among these competitors? - Okay. - I'm going to list you competitors. You tell me which one's the best. - Talk to me. - Budweiser, Stella or Toa and Bud Light. - What was that second one? - Stella or Toa. - You know that's not how you say it. - How do you say Stella or Toa? - It's an A. - Budweiser, Stella or Toa or Bud Light. - Well, Budweiser and Bud Light are the same company. - Oh, are they Brian? - They're not? - Are they? - Yes. - Which one are you going with? - It's the same company. - Just pick one, Brian. - They're not the competitor. - Okay, what about Stella? Do you like Stella over those two? - No, I'd rather Budweiser. - It doesn't matter. Because they're all owned by AB Bev. - I know, I lie. - It doesn't matter. They're all owned by AB in Bev. They own over 500 beer brands. - Damn. - They own the Napoli over the beers. - KFC Taco Bell or Pizza Hut? I tried getting you on the first one. - Not Pizza Hut. - Not Pizza Hut. - Uh, you know what, Zach? - What are you thinking? - Taco Bell's growing on me. - Has it? - It's growing on me. - Even outside of like late night? - No. - Okay. - Only after midnight. - I have not eaten Taco Bell before midnight. - Like ever, ever. - Okay, I don't think. - So are you choosing Taco Bell? - No, I'll go KFC. - KFC? - Yeah. - It doesn't matter. - Matt and Brian, 'cause they're all owned by young brands, YUM. They run over 60,000 restaurants across 155 countries. - Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. - What is that? - That's the Wiggles. - Okay, great. Lamborghini, Bentley, Audi or Porsche? - Not a big Porsche guy. - No, you're not? - Not really. - It's a fast car. - It is a fast car. What was the first two? - Lamborghini, Bentley, Audi and Porsche. - If I were to buy one for me, I would probably go Bentley. - Oh, you think so? - I don't need a Lamborghini. - Why the long face? - Bentley's? - That's the worst on the list. - Bentley is class. - It's class. - You're too young to understand. - Lambos flashy. - Lambos flashy. Bentley's class. Or, "Family Friend Remely" has a Bentley. Just saying, she doesn't have a Lamborghini. - She's class. - Yeah, that's true. - She's class. - You're going with that one? - We're going Bentley. - Bentley? - Doesn't matter, Brian. They're all owned by the Volkswagen Group. - What a shocker. - Isn't that crazy? - That ain't crazy. - Why did you ask me a Volkswagen? - Because it's not in the same class. Those are premium luxury cars. - I'm saying my girlfriend's car is ugly. - That's not what I'm saying. - Ben and Jerry's, Magnum, Briar's, or Klondike. - What was the second one? - Magnum. - Oh, like the ice cream guns or the popsicles, whatever. - Correct, what was the third one? - Say I'm the gun. - Ben and Jerry's, Magnum, Briar's, and Klondike. - I think there's only one answer here. - Yeah, what's the answer? - Ben and Jerry's. - Oh, you don't, Klondike bars now? - I don't like Klondike bars. - What's your favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's? - Probably just cookies and cream. - He's boring folks. - What got swept, Brian? - What? - It doesn't matter. - It does. - 'Cause they're all owned by the Magnum ice cream company. - It doesn't matter. - These companies are pretending to compete against each other. - They got a monopoly over all these industries. - Some of those ice creams used to be unilever, but they spun off in 2025 to all be under the Magnum ice cream company. Lays, Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Ruffles and Tostitos. - Doritos. - Doritos overall. - Doritos overall. - Doesn't matter 'cause it's all Lays. - It's all Frito Bay. - PepsiCo. - PepsiCo. - Damn it. - Which Frito Bay is a brand underneath PepsiCo. - Damn it. - And then what about Ray Banner Oakley's? - Um, I think I'd probably go Ray Banner. They're all owned by the same company. - They're both owned by the same company. - They're posing as competitors. - Both, not all. - Yes, not two of them. - Sorry, my fault. - You're doing well. - Technically, I'm not wrong. No, you're doing well. - Isn't that crazy? - It is nuts. Good for them. - No, not good for them. - It's like if Nike and Adidas, which one do you prefer? - Oh, they're both owned by the same company, it'll be wild. - That would be wild, because that's a true competitor. - Ice cream brands, we mentioned chips. - Ben and Jerry's really isn't competing with Klondike. - Like, but briars, they're competing with Hagen Daz. - Hagen Daz. - Hagen Daz, are you Ben and Jerry's or Hagen Daz? - Ben and Jerry's. - If you go into an ice cream store. - What am I, a child? - What are you ordering? - I go Hagen Daz. - I like the chocolate chip cookie dough. - Hagen Daz? - Which is, I can't let that slip. - We don't mess with Ben and Jerry's around here. - Why? - I don't know, I just don't like 'em. - It doesn't like Ben or Jerry. - They have the American Dream. They have the waffle cone inside the ice cream. - That's just a fat person flavor. - Why do they have fat people ice cream? Hagen Daz is ice cream for people who only eat ice cream occasionally, like that's a treat. - Ben and Jerry's is for the people that just get pints, like, consistently. - I'm sorry. - You were a consistent pinter. - No, I had a pint like last week. I ate it in two days. - That's not bad. - 1180 calories. - I've been eating so bad. - It's so bad, Zach. - I just feel like I haven't had that. - I had to be vegetable in like two weeks. - I feel like I haven't had it. Oh god. Nope. - Oh, he's losing it. - I feel like I haven't had a vegetable in a long time. - No, I had let us see other day. - No vegetable in a long time. See? - Gotta cut it out. - Keep it in. Keep it in. All right, I want to talk about, I feel like the World Cup has been on my mind. And you know who else has been on my mind? - Two. - The Norwegian fans. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Why? - The row? - Oh. - You didn't see the row? - I'm not that, I'm not as familiar. I don't know. - There's nothing to think. There's nothing to be, they row. - Yeah. - And it's cool. - That's like their celebration. - Yeah. - They get the whole stadium. - I don't understand. - You're racist. - No. - Okay. - Next one. Norway is the greatest country on the planet. And here's why. - 'Cause they do the row? - The row is one, but that's not the full reason. Okay. - Norwaygens consume 9% of all Pepsi Max products. Of the whole world? - Sorry. - Norwaygens consume 9% of all Pepsi Max produced. So out of the entire world. - The entire world, they drink 9% of Pepsi Max. - What is Pepsi Max? More caffeine? - I have no idea. - Okay, but they drink a lot of it. - Norwaygens eat the second most tacos in the world just after Mexico. - I mean, that doesn't make any sense. I feel like it should be America. - It's ridiculous. Wait till the end of this. - Okay. - Norwaygens drink the second most coffee in the world just after the USA. - USA, I assumed would be number one. But Norway being number two, I don't believe it. - It's ridiculous. - Norwaygens read the second most comic books in the world just behind Japan. - Nerds. - Geez, man. - Sorry, I didn't mean that. - That was rude. - I didn't mean that at all. Comics are kind of cool. - The Norwegians, yeah. - Say how you feel. - I wouldn't read them. - Why? - 'Cause I'm cool. - I'm kidding. I'm joking. This is sarcasm. This is comedy. Next facts. - Okay. - With all those facts in mind, there are only five million people in Norway. - And they consume nine percent of Pepsi Max. - And they eat the second most tacos in the world after Mexico. - No, that doesn't make any sense. - And they're having an amazing time. - I'm sure you want to go, right? - Norwaygens. - Maybe that's where I'll go. - I've been very close to Norwaygens. - I just love to go to Norwaygens. - Where is it sec? - To Norwaygens. - Where is it? - The north of, like the north side of Europe. - The north of Tic. - Yeah. - It's north of those other countries below it. - Oh my gosh. - What country is next to you? - Sweden. - Yes. - See? - Smart. - Denmark. - No, Poland. - What country? - Well, on the south side, it's Denmark, yes. - Yeah. - Not Poland. What country? I think there's three Nordic countries. Can you name all three? - Sweden? - Yes. - Denmark. - No. - No. - Sweden. - Yep. - Norway. - Yep. - There's another Nordic country. - There's only three, I believe. Let me fact check myself. - Finland. - Oh, there might be more. Oh, there's a few more. - Yeah, say? - Finland is the one I was looking for. - Finland. - Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Norway, Sweden. There's five. - That's a good video. - Rick. - People always think, well, if you ask me next week, I probably won't remember. - Or if I ask you in 15 minutes, I don't even know what you said for the last two. - Yeah, good. - Yeah. - We're gonna keep that in mind. - I don't remember that one. - So I wanna go to Norway. - Do you name one city in Norway? - Could you? - Oslo. - There it is. - There you go. - I asked you this last week, I think. - I'm getting a little bit better. - Not really. - Every single day. - Every single day, chugging along. - It's the 1% rule. Get 1% better every day. - Yeah. - Grow 1% of your hair back every single day. - Soon you'll have an afro. - I stuck with the company theme. - Okay. - Like, you know, product lines and stuff like that? - Yeah, talk to me. - Hopefully you like it. - I'm grown. - Oh my god. - I'm just, I try and impress you sometimes. Like I want you to have fun while we're doing the product. - I am having fun. - Okay, I just want to make it. - I'm having fun. - 'Cause this isn't work, this is us having fun. - I'm having fun. - Make a chart. - Which company has the best lineup of products? These are parent companies that own way more than you think. - Do it. - Coca-Cola or Pepsi? - Right off the bat, I'm gonna say Coke, but tell me the list. - Coca-Cola has Sprite, Fanta, Minutme, Dessani, Smartwater, Powerade, Body Armor, Topo Chico, and Costa, and Costa Coffee. - Say the second soda again? - Topo Chico. - No, wait, the third. - Minutme? - Fanta. - Fanta? - Fanta, Fanta. - It's not Chico. - Fanta, Fanta, Fanta. - It's Fanta. - You know what's it? - It's Fanta, but I say Fanta. - You say Fanta. - They sing the song. - Do you say Fanta? - Everyone calls it Fanta. - No, I never say Fanta. - Can you read the list one more time? - Coca-Cola has Sprite, Fanta, Minutme, Dessani, Smartwater, Powerade, Body Armor, Topo Chico, and Costa Coffee. - It's just a fantastic lineup besides the Sony Water. - Pepsi's really a chip company, not a drink company. - Yeah, they have Lays, Doritos, Cheetos, Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Quaker, and Poppy. - This is tough. - And Pepsi, obviously. - This is tough, Zach. - Yes. - Are we going Coca-Cola? Are we going Pepsi? - Well, I like my snacks more than my drink, so I'm going Pepsi. - Oh, my goodness. - I'm really, I might be team Pepsi. - I'm team Coca-Cola for the drink. - Same. - When you look at the line of products, I kind of agree with you. - Yeah, I think, I mean, I love Doritos. - That's great. It's such a sweet treat. - Pepsi or Mars. So Mars has M&M Snickers, Skittles, Twix, Pettigree, Pringles, Cheezits, and Pop Tarts. - Oh, you threw in those last ones. I was going to say just candy. I can't go with it. - Yeah, but they have Cheezits and Pop Tarts. - And they have Pettigree, which I think is dog food. - It is dog food. - Okay. - I can't remember the last time I had a Pop Tart. - I missed that. - I used to eat them when I first started work and my coworkers that I started with started making fun of me. - They're so yummy. - And then I was like, I have to eat like an adult. - I'm going to start bringing chips and stuff. I have Mars bound two times a day for the past 20 years. - Did you have? - Did you have? - No, no. - It's a niche reference. - It's not anchorman. - Joe Swanson family, yeah. - You mean Wendell. - Yeah, Wendell Bradley? - No. - I'm going to go Mars, I think. - Mars. Okay, so you like the candy, Cheezits, and Pop Tarts took it over the top. - I'm not a big candy guy, but it seems like those brand names that they have are bigger. - Okay, Mars or Nestle? So Nestle has Kit Kat, Nest Cafe, Carina, Gerber, DeGiorno, Hot Pockets, Coffee Mate, and Perrier. - It's Gerber. - Gerber. - It's Baby Food. - Yes. - Sorry I didn't know that, I don't have a kid. - Come on. Gerber. - Oh, Zach. - Nestle owns over 2,000 brands. - Yeah, Nestle probably owns the bigger brands because Carina is a humongous brand, but I'm going Mars. - I agree with you. - I'm going Mars. - That's easy. - Yeah, that's easy. - I don't like dog food. - Mars or Proctor and Gamble? They own your whole bathroom, okay? Mars. - Tide, Gillette, Pampers, Crest, Oral Bee, Charmin, Bounty, Old Spice, and Vix, the cough drop. I mean, I don't eat a little. I don't eat a lot of cough drops. Sometimes I eat cough drops for fun. - Am I saying like who has the bigger names or what I prefer? - Did you hear that one? - That's weird. - That's not weird. - It's not weird. - Well, I think it's the, who has the better line of products? That's the question. - Did you hear me? You just said that's not weird. - He just throws in a cough drop. - I don't know. - That's me, Vix cough drops. - Like Vix is like gross cough. - Did you hear him? - No. - I just eat cough drops and just get a magic cap. - No, we're not all ropes for your body. - He's not weird. - You gotta see the rope trick. It's impressive. - Do it. - You can't deal with it. - Two ropes. - Let's get a rope. - I need two ropes to do it. And that reveals the trick. - What am I saying here? Am I saying who has the bigger brands or what I prefer? - Who has the better lineup of products? - However you want to interpret it. - Proctor and Gamble? It's Proctor and Gamble then I think. - Okay. - It has to be that. - I guess it does. - Your last one, they own your shower. It's a unilever. - Ooh. - They have Dove, Axe, Vaseline, Triceem, Degree, Helmines, Liquid IV, and Ben and Jerry's. They used to have Ben and Jerry's and moved on to a different company. - Do they have it still? - They don't still have it. - They have the most impressive lineup I think. - You think so. - In my opinion, yeah. Proctor and Gamble bought Gillette for $57 billion. - I want somebody to buy us. - Yeah, wouldn't that be fun? - Like, five million. - There's something like that. - Ty Gillette, Pampers, Crest, Oralbee, Charmin, Bounty, Old Spice, and Vix. That's the best product lineup. - I think so. - It's not like my preference, but I think that that gets the job done with like a lot of daily tasks that I need completed. - They just own the bathroom. - They own the bathroom. - We're on Final Topic alert. - Are you excited? - Final Topic alert. - Yes, Final Topic alert. - Okay, well it's trivia question. - Ooh. - Sorry, trivia question. It's just like a regular question that I asked you. - Are you gonna ask? - No, are you gonna ask me that Nordic countries? - Oh, should I? - No, no, no. - I'll do it later. - There are only 16 companies worth over $1 trillion. I wanna see how many you can name. - 16 companies. - There's only 16 in the world. How many can you name? - Okay, I'm gonna go for it. - Go for it. - Apple. Apple is one of them. There were $4.4 trillion. - Google. - Google, which is? - Which is Microsoft. - Alphabet, $4.5 trillion. - I was already getting out of myself. Microsoft. - That's another good guess. They are worth $2.9 trillion. That's three at a 16. - Amazon. - What was that? - Amazon. - That was Amazon in your British accent. They are on the list, $2.7 trillion. - So is that four? - That's four out of 16. I wanna, I think that you could probably get to like eight or nine. - Oh. - NVIDIA. - NVIDIA is the wealthiest company in the world. There were $5.1 trillion. That's five Elon Musk. - Is there like a retail store in here or now? - Not really. - No, so not like a Walmart? - No, not really, no. - Okay, so we're staying in tech. - I would stay in tech. - Samsung. - Samsung is on the list. They own way more than you think. They're worth $1.5 trillion. - Oh, yeah, they are. - Oh, man. Companies. - Big companies. - Big companies. Think about investing. Who would you invest? - Nintendo. - No. - A trillion dollars. - I didn't know. - I had no idea. - No, they are not even close, I don't think. Think about stocks. - Think about stocks. - Who would you invest in? - Chase. - No, what? - Bank of America. - Are you listing what you're invested in right now? Home Depot. - Draft Cakes. - No, not on the list. - Think about, I'm invested in this in stocks. - Tesla. - Tesla, $1.5 trillion they are worth. I would stick with Elon Musk. You got a Betsy and a Tessie's piece. - Did you hear him? - SpaceX. SpaceX owned by Elon Musk. - Elon Musk, $2.8 trillion. I think they're going public soon. - Is the boring company on there now? - The boring company is another Elon Musk. - You have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - No, not NASA. If you get one more, that's pretty impressive. - Yeah, if you get one more, that's nine. And that's all nine that I think that you could have got. - Okay. - And it's a big humongous company. - Yeah, gigantic company. - You think big. - We all know Pepsi? Coca-Cola. - No, no, no. - It's in tech again. - Yamaha. - It's in tech. Tech, not instruments. - I thought maybe they span across a lot. - Samsung owns Yamaha. - Samsung? - He's black again. - Yeah. - I'm just trying to think of tech companies when you're black. - Everyone knows them. Apple. - Android. - Can we use Anthony for like whatever you start to black out? He goes like, we test to call the blackout mode. Just to be like, "Zack, you got it?" It's on down. - It's just a fax machine sound. - Yeah. - I just said it. Android. - No. - What? - Did it start with an S? - We work with this company. - It starts with an S? Not S. - We currently work with this? - Yes. - Who do we work with? - FIFA. - No. - If they weren't a thing, it would be really hard for us to do our job. - It's TikTok. - No. - Snapchat. - No. - Snapchat. - Meta. - Meta is $1.5 trillion. Do you wanna even guess anymore? - Yeah. - You're not gonna get it. - Give me an industry. - You're not gonna get them. - Yeah. - Alphabet. - You already got that. - Blackrock. - I'm gonna tell you. - T.S.M.S. Broadcom, Saudi Arm Co. - Saudi Arm Co. - Micron, SK, Hynix. - Yes. - Berkshire Hathaway. - Oh, Berkshire Hathaway. - I don't know what Lily is. - What's Berkshire Hathaway? - They're like an investment. - Can you say the word Berkshire Hathaway? - Did you just say it differently? - Berkshire. - Berkshire. - I say Berkshire Valley, like the golf course, but it's Berkshire Hathaway. - I think it's Berkshire Hathaway. - No. - I'm telling you, people have the courses. - If you guys didn't know, we have a membership program on our YouTube channel. If you want to join, you will get a shout out at the end of every single podcast. We shout out every single member. Once we get to 100 members, we're gonna do a big giveaway. - Okay, I discovered something because our friend Will who runs Make Chef Golf told me there's an Easter egg in here. I'm excited for it. Thomas Finn. Ah. We got you. Okay. Where is she? I heard a bang upstairs. Midway through the podcast. All right. Read these quick. Thomas Flynn. Phil The Thrall. Unknown. Simon K. Coke Shrubes whose Christian. T.W.H.E. No Divots. Nick Seroff. James Scarry. The Predator. Jared Hicks. The OG Lightning Emperor. Edward Scarmel. S.D.A.K.K.J. F.U. Brian. Whoa. That's what that says. But it says S.D.A.K.K.J. And I've always been reading F.U. Brian. You are passable. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. I never did that. It doesn't say anything. You are what? It says you are. Pass. I'm just arguing with him. Hardy Colleen. I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. P.G.A.K.K.K.K.K.J.K.J. P.G.K.K.J.K.J. Brendan Morris, Justin Collarone, James Scalese, Rodney UK. Bogard. Miguel Borhorquez. Ugh. 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