208 - The Pilot Who Vanished And What's Hiding in the Woods

You guys hear about allotra the organization that's connected to the massive global movement called the creative society Yeah, the one claiming they want a unite humanity and save the entire planet. That's nice Well, people are actually calling it a cult and once you start looking into who's involved and how far this thing is actually spread It gets really weird. They are kind of nice though. You know, it's worse the fan meter visitor How about the Florida crawlers people are reporting these pale humanoid creatures stalking them in the darkness I've seen one you you've seen a Florida crawler. Yeah behind an applebee Okay, anyways, did you guys hear about the story of Frederick Valentich 1978 20-year-old pilot flying over Australia. He radio's air traffic control and says there's something flying Above him. I don't like a bird. Whatever it was it started following him Valentich says it starts moving strangely and then he tells air traffic control that it's not an aircraft and then he disappears Forever must have been a big bird all this and more on this episode of ninjas or butterflies This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday cool watch this or listen. I got a pee Whoa I always thought pre-Modano meant like whatever happened before Madonna It was like BC AD kind of thing. I did it I know you told me already. You did what I kind of alluded to like I might have done it But I I know that I did it scratch my coasters. I did it. Oh, yeah, I finally people great great news I finally bought a pair of coasters. I always buy cheap sunglasses. I'm like, you know what? I'm at the beach. I'm going fishing. Yeah, I'm gonna buy a nice polarize pair of sunglasses that are very expensive Yeah, extremely expensive three days in What the there's a big old scratch right where my eye is oh no Did you realize they were scratched at the time? I avoided checking? I knocked him out of the car I was grabbing something they were sitting on whatever I was grabbing can I see him and they fell out of the car onto the ground and I went oh Yeah, it's right in your line of sight. Yeah, that's a that's a detail though. Where were they sitting in the car? I don't know somewhere like on whatever I was trying to grab though. I put them on the dashboard. No, no no no no Okay, then right in the center where we usually put our waltz and keys and stuff. Well, it was sitting on something important More important than these That's what I like what my new helmet. Mm-hmm. I said it on the seat got something out of the back and it fell Oh, no, and it landed on The visor and it's and it was like a week old. I'm like you've got to be kidding me and no joke like a voice from heaven I see all that sucks. I look up in Josh, France is on the roof Yeah On the roof where he typically is roofing with Josh Doing I hope it's a surprise. I think he's maybe participating this meeting because this is something he said to me just a minute ago He got a text about the meeting and I was like do you guys need to be in this meeting and he was like no We miss it every week because we film on this day, and I was like hey Andy your needs are important to your needs matter to if you want to be a part of this meeting Tell Josh. Well good thing we started the podcast. We could have waited a couple minutes Are you saying that to me? No, no just in general Anyway, he was like I don't really care About this meeting, but I it's clear that he cares. He does care Well, I don't care because they announced the MVP of Sunday cool, and I never win it So that's I'm boycotting it And it's just because my dad owns the company There was a year that there was a Christmas party. That was terrible. Let me tell them have you heard this story? I don't know where we're going. Yeah, okay, so obviously I don't need to be MVP or it'd be nice I don't even want it because then everyone immediately be like, Oh, you're the boss now. I want to tell everyone to vote for you Don't but it was a Christmas party years ago. Okay, and it was a hat Yeah, there was a hat and had all the names of everyone in the company in it Oh, they're giving out remember this they're giving out gifts at the time like the company was like 50% Hoopers. Yeah, it was me my brother my sister my dad or uncles my uncles But they're big like gift cards like 50 dollars here 50 dollars there a TV stuff like that Every single name pulled out was me and my siblings and my uncles all hooper Everyone in the company's like it was the adopted son too, right? Yeah, it didn't Austin win something. Oh, yeah It was you just never at this moment. We're just not so many things and people I think people started like who were just started handing other people I was about to say like that's the move at that point. Yeah, so so after that our names were removed. Yeah, got you Oh boy the freak What's going on here? Did you die your beard? What's he going on partner what in the world? Oh? He's fine. He just got back from Montana feels good. He's good. Yeah, yeah, how to go well It's not so much. I visited Montana. Yeah, right more like Montana visited me Your homeland my homeland man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, feel good. That's a cool outfit. Thank you. Appreciate it That'd be really funny if I just up as a cowboy today. That's why you rushed out. Yeah We thought you were speaking in the meeting or something. I won't employ them up, too We're just talking about that how it's like you guys aren't gonna win employee them. No, I told Josh I was saying yesterday. I was like Kylie messaged me like, Hey, are you gonna be at the meeting on Friday? He was like a couple of weeks ago in July And I was just like, I don't think so. I think we're filming that time. She's like, Oh, you can't get them like no They're gonna be filming and all that she's like, okay, and my mind. I'm like, why you have never needed me at a meeting you're like a long time So I'm like, I'm gonna win. Did I am I winning something and she's like It's just like, okay, no worries. I was just looking someone to run it and I'll find someone else. Oh no perfect Very good. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. Today's our Friday though. Taste Thursday Yeah, because we're going to a quadica tomorrow The land of water you guys are gonna have so much fun. Andrew. You're going. I'm not you're going. I'm not You're going two reasons one you can even my wife off. Oh, easy. Okay, I see the perspective Two reasons. We have a super dope guest coming Monday So are they coming Monday? Oh, John. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. I think I think you're talking about the next week after yeah, catch it which means For patreon to have the episode in a time we manner. I can't take Time to do I can go ride one freaking watersline. I'm not sure waterproof dude You know this and then uh Yeah, Noah and teeth anytime. I can go home and help age understand brutal. So um Give me off yesterday. Keep me up. Keep me help me here Your guy is coming on Monday Yes, what are we doing? Filming a pod. I think you're filming on Wednesday No, oh, okay, we're we're filming on the Friday Okay On one on Monday. One Monday. Okay. Could be Shkobush. You guys need to know this I mean, can we not tell them who they who it is? I he isn't text me back. Oh, okay Yeah, just in case maybe I am going to a quadrica I'm gonna say papa aquatic is so fun because they've like a fifth uh Lazy River that goes like 15 miles an hour Dude, that's so fun. 15 miles an hour. I mean, maybe not that fast, but it's not a lazy river. That's cooking It's not a lazy river. It's fast. It pushes you to get really does. It's fun It's a light jog river. I feel like I know the I'm oh like I am well over the median company age But I do think it's funny that most of the things that we do to celebrate are like where you would want to go if you're 13 Yeah, it feels a little weird to be we brought a petting zoo here last year, dude It's fun. I think it's cute dude one year. We went to a trampoline park and I was pregnant with Jane. That was so fun Yeah, that was scary. I'm it's amazing. No one got hurt. It is a true It really is a man. I hate trampoline parks, but it's always fun. Why do you hate them? It's just my anxiety of just pure everyone someone's gonna get hurt. Oh, there's gonna be a broken bone And I think I've made me mention this before, but I have constant anxiety that one of my kids are gonna get like hurt Like we're gonna have to run to the hospital Fear that we're gonna get in a car wreck I'm gonna get hell on my bike, but I feel like the constant anxiety and the pressure that I put on myself from that Is enough punishment as if I would have already been in a wreck or my kid would have broke around Yeah, that's fair and so I think I'm gonna have no accidents for the rest of my life, but My body's gonna feel like it. - Have you heard of the phenomenon where you get so wrapped up and fearful about something that it ends up manifesting it and it does happen? - I am fearful that I'm going to behave so manically and terribly that I alienate and ostracize my children and they don't want to have a relationship with me when they're adults. - Yeah, that doesn't happen with parenting though. If you try to be a good parent, then you're being a good parent. Good bad parents don't try to be good parents or don't worry about being good parents. - All right. - Bad parents don't think about that at all. - Cool. - Yeah. - Everybody is completely self-aware. - I'm good with my kids. I know they're gonna love me. (laughing) - I mean, how did you know I'm a cool dad? - Yeah. - Can I tell you something? - Don't listen to what a mom says. - She's crazy. - I'm the cool dad. - She's trying to alienate you. (laughing) - She doesn't even want you to visit when you get older. - Oh my gosh. - I, something embarrassing happened to me. - Oh, let's hear it. - Terribly embarrassing. - Okay, oh, a couple of things. - We went on vacation for a week with Heather and Steve. It's irrelevant, but they are my in-laws. - Yeah. Is there in-laws irrelevant? - No, but I'm saying, the fact is irrelevant. - You guys just hear it here first. (laughing) - Because they care about them very much. - Yeah. - So they're not your typical in-laws. - Got it. - That you hear with negative connotation. However, they are my in-laws. And we went on vacation and I woke up night one in the middle of the night, can't open my eyes. - Oh. - What do you mean? - I couldn't open my eyes because they were glued shut with conjunctivitis. Adult pink eye. - Really? - Night one of our beach, our family beach trip with my in-laws and we are grieving Joshua's grandmothers. (laughing) - That stinks. - Do you tell 'em? - I literally felt like a leper. I've never felt so- - What'd you get it from? - Dude, bro, I don't know. - I know. I'm pretty sure I know. - Yeah, you'll tell me later. - No, I'll tell you right now. (laughing) - What do you mean? - I didn't know that this was a friend or the- - No, I don't know, I'm just a person. - We were on the beach the night she got pink eye. - Okay. - Jane comes over me, look at this rock. She puts this rock in my hand. Like this rock stinks. (laughing) It was a turd. Oh my gosh, really it's on the beach, that ain't- (laughing) - Oh my gosh, and then Jane picked it up again and Lily took it and tried to wash her hands off. That's how I think she got pink eye. - You would have to lily your eyes after she says that. - Lily, your eyes are so beautiful. (laughing) - Dude, have you seen the prank? These dudes are, I guess it's Mexico 'cause it's all in Spanish and I can't hear it, but they're taking some chili that's insanely hot. The opening clip is they're doing this with it and then they literally like, dappabrow up and then they go like, "Hey, it's me, it's me, him." - That's not nice. - I'd lose a friend over that. - Anyways, it was that night she got pink eye. She was up at like three the more I'm like, "You all right?" And she's like, "I'm got pink eye." I'm like, "Oh no." Like, are you sure or just something got in it? - You have a red eye on. - No. - No, but that in this is real. That happens to me every time I'm like, "Something's happening." No, I'll go to bed. (laughing) - Well, I say, probably the majority of the time, there's not usually something happening though, right? Would you be on? - No, I'm very in tune. And then this happens. I wake up, I'm waiting for urgent care to open. I'm just waiting their life. I've done all the research in the middle of the night on where I need to go. And I'm like, "Hey, Josh, I'm gonna go to the doctor." I'm like, it's dying. Can you watch the kids, I'm gonna go to the doctor. And he's like, "Well, let me see your eye real quick." - And then I turn the flashlight on. And she's like, right here. I go, "Ah." (laughing) And it's like, "Caked, I closed." And it scared me so bad. - No, you're fine. Are you good? (laughing) - I thought there was something behind you. (laughing) - That's so funny. - Dude, I had, like, just that, whatever you call it, I don't know. I was a kid and had stuff all over my eyes and it was just, it would build up. And I thought I was like dying. And at one point, I'm walking and I get out of the car from like, sleeping. And I woke up from a nap and my mom got me out of the car. And I'm walking to my friend's house. And I stopped and I say, "Mom, I can't see." "Mom, I can't see." Like, I literally was panicking that I was going blind or something because all I saw was just like, it was just blurry. And then she goes over and there was just like, stuff on my eyelashes. (laughing) But I literally thought I was like, just dying. Going blind, this is it. - Oh my gosh. I felt like such a leper, though, it was terrible. - That stinks. How long did it last? - Wait, the whole time. - The whole time. - The whole time. - The whole time. - Well, no, it clears up. You get antibiotic drops and it basically clears up the next day. - You're still like contagious. - Oh yeah. - And like, you still. - That's a nightmare. The first day. - You can't dunk your head underwater. You can't do any of those things. I can't wear contacts. I can't wear makeup. And I go to the urgent care and the nurses were so funny and so cool. I'm doing the, they made me do like the eye test since I was there for something I related. And I was killing it, but I was also wearing my glasses. And ladies like, do another one. (laughing) Do another one. And I'm like, you see how I'm wearing glasses. So I can see very good. - Go. Get some small and letters in here. - And I was like, I think I have grown up pink eye and they're like, it happens and I feel yuck. And they got me a Z-pack and a steroid. - Yeah. - But then I got sick again. - Yeah. (laughing) - Starved up. - This has been sick girl's nightmare. - You got to make up, we're gonna have to make up this trip. - Yeah. - No, I know. - The retreat that we're planning. - No, 100%. I've been doing some more research. Should I send Josh another Airbnb? - Cool. - I think of Airbnb research. Do you want a song? - Uh-huh. - John Rennmine, Lily. - Hmm. - It was John Rennmine's home. - I'm gonna say. - Jazz, 1920s, pro-dition jazz. - Jazz. - Hello, my lady. I don't know what I mean. (whimsical music) - Look at the legs on that tomato. - If you like to get pink eye. (laughing) - Didn't I? - Fought on your pillow. (laughing) - I found it on your pillow. - That's a little bit of our song today. - I know. - I know. (laughing) - I know that. - I know that. - All right. - All right, let's get on with it. - I don't remember how we're getting into it. - I don't know either. - For the first time ever. - Yep, here we go. - Here we go. (upbeat guitar music) ♪ Gravity ♪ ♪ NASA's head, you're giving up on me ♪ ♪ But it's a tragedy ♪ ♪ 'Cause all they did is lie ♪ ♪ Oh, never know ♪ ♪ What it's like to watch us float ♪ ♪ What it's like to fly ♪ ♪ This came and gone, nothing ever changed ♪ ♪ Oh, gravity ♪ ♪ You made full of me ♪ ♪ Gravity, gravity, damn ♪ ♪ Oh, I glued my grandpa down ♪ ♪ Oh, fart school, I didn't want ♪ ♪ For him to fly, but just in case ♪ ♪ He said goodbye and confessed to me ♪ ♪ That he was once a Nazi ♪ Whoa. (upbeat guitar music) ♪ Oh, gravity ♪ - This is hard. ♪ Why didn't you give up on me? ♪ (laughing) ♪ Whoa, gravity ♪ (upbeat guitar music) ♪ Wish you could set me free ♪ (upbeat guitar music) ♪ Oh, gravity ♪ ♪ My grandpa was a Nazi ♪ ♪ Gravity ♪ (upbeat guitar music) (upbeat guitar music) - Heck of a tune. (upbeat guitar music) - Heck of a tune. - If that gets flagged, that's crazy. (laughing) - Well, you were so far off. - Wish you'd do a version of that. - So we can, that was really hard. - We should do a version of that where you just keep going boom, boom, boom. - And this case goes, never goes to gravity. (laughing) - That was the most confusing part to me. ♪ Oh, gravity ♪ - Gravity. - Gravity. - Take it, sir. (laughing) - Shout out August 12th. We survived everyone. one. Should I always rush? August 12th gravity day. Yes. I know, it's the same. Yeah, yeah, we survived. We survived. It's all okay. I didn't think it happened. You got an Excel sticker on your shirt. Nice. It's cold and everyone knows. We survived. That's the lie to us. Speaking of the shirt. For other shirts like it, it's on the cool swag.com. To do an August, I survived August 12th shirt. What do you guys think? What is the crap thing? Airplugs. Oh my gosh. I guess they want it. What would the design look like? Would it be a person flow? We already got a design. Fine, forget it. I got a stupid idea. I see you over there. Kelsey's going to Aquatica. Yeah. I, I, I, my, uh, do you want to go? Do you want to go with the girls? We have extra tickets. No, it's okay. Well, no, I said, you know, because it was eight a second day of school. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Hey, parenting way. It can't be me to me this episode. What are you talking about? Both of them are at school though. I know. They go for a little bit. Oh, you're saying you go. Yes. Okay. Let's go. Wow. You didn't even think about that. Kylie literally said today, she's like, Hey, if they, like anything changes, we have extra tickets. So, yes, you're going then. Fun. Fun. I don't know. It's not going to time out because I have to pick it. Oh my gosh. We get Uber drive them home. Have an Uber pick them up. We could do that. That's true. It's not a big deal. Let's just get into it. Really? Today's question is, should this segment just be put to an end? Yeah. Yes. I mean, that's fine. That's an easy answer. Yes. That's fine for you. That's easy. So, you want this segment and you want to stop answering questions? This segment. Yes. The segment. Okay. That's a thing. That is a bummer because today's question was should veterans ask for help? If they need it. No, yeah. No, no, no. You've already answered. Sorry, guys. From now on, this segment is ended. I'm sorry, veterans. We're not going to give you the answer that maybe you want or hope for. We don't know because we want to end it. So henceforth, this segment is ended for all those that need help. You'll just have to figure it out yourself. I don't know because we're really hoping that it would be helpful in this. I mean, what have veterans done for us, right? Why should we help them? Oh, my God. I should give them an answer, right? Veterans have done so much. Oh, yeah. So much you want to give an answer to them. Well, I guess you guys are in your first. This is the end of this. Sorry for the blue zoo or heartbroken. Welcome to the show. We are getting later and later. Yeah, we had a little chatty beginning. It's okay. Hey, all the comments, uh, 2140. That's when the podcast starts. That's how you guys sound. That's how you guys literally sound. Um, excuse me, we love you. No, we do love you and we love that you stick around. Yes. Um, let's just get right into it. Do you guys see that solar eclipse in Spain? What? Have you seen the surf photo from it? I didn't see the surfboard. Oh, skateboarding is the dopest. All right, hold on. How did they manage that? Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see cameras. This is so, I mean, it was a really crazy solar eclipse. The coolest. All right, watch this one first. I'm sending. Let me know when you get it. I should go ahead and send this one to you. What's up with the internet over here right now? Yeah, I know it's wacky. Okay, I'm ready. You guys got to wait, which one for the top one? All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. Whoa. Just wait. Oh, I can't do music. Oh, my god. Look how sick that black hole sun. Long hair gum. That's the only appropriate song. So stinkin cool. I thought it's on your concert. John Mayer not get flagged, but that gets flagged. And the second one, I mean, it's just, there's so many cool videos really taking advantage of it. Super eerie. Yeah, you know, but that happened on the day. There's a couple of things that happened yesterday. Why? Well, I guess August 12th. Why is it only in one country are they having a solar eclipse? Well, there's a moon in different places like that. I'll show you a photo that explains it. Like in the UK, it did like partial eclipse. Oh, that is a cool photo. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, sure. Oh, he did black hole sun. Oh, good. Good. Somebody got to do it. Wow, that's sick. Is that not here? And this one. AI, prior to AI. No, that's enhanced. That's generated. I've never seen this perspective. Your mother's generated. Wow. That's cool. I didn't fact check anything, but I think that's crazy looking. That is the same guy AI. That's how down vote, down vote. He does reshare stuff. So who knows? But yeah, apparently, yes, I choose to believe he's legit. So are we. We've never AI did anything. August 12th. There was a full solar eclipse in Spain. The first time in over a century. Cool. There we had all the planets line up. What? Yesterday. What's clear? There's a crazy meteor shower. Apparently that one over America. Florida could see it really well. We couldn't because there's a lot of clouds. But then we got a bunch of earthquakes happening. We just had the one in Colombia. Crazy 7.5, right? Yeah, 7.4. Oh, no. Which speaking of that, we convoy of hope reached out to us. We love convoy of hope. They're awesome. Awesome. They came in south with us and they do a lot of really cool things. But we have a fundraising page convoy of hope dot org slash ninjas. Really like all donations are going to help the people of Colombia. Look at there. We got a little truck. I need a truck to do convoy truck. But yeah, it's really cool what they're doing. So if you guys want to donate monthly or once a time, once a time ago, once a time. If you want to donate once, you can do a dollar. You can do a million dollars. Everything goes up and we're not getting paid. We're not sponsored by them. It's just a place to help. They're just giving us like cars and stuff. Sunday cool has like a long history with them, right? Yeah, they're the same people we've done stuff with before. Yeah, they give like non-perishable food. They give mattresses, water and it's always like within the first couple days that they get foods on the ground. It's so cool. So convoy of hope dot org slash ninjas. Go. If you want to go check into that, we love you convoy. Yeah, but it's crazy. Did you see the volcano go off because of the earthquake? Bro, I don't have the video of it. But I mean, it was insane. God lean. Yeah, there's volcanoes going off in Italy. Lava and shaking earth. Yeah. I do not want to come up against that. It's crazy time. It's wild. I was watching that a clip of and I think it was in the 60s that big earthquake in San Francisco. That crazy big one. Yeah. And there was like the world series was going on happening in San Francisco at the time. Oh, my word. And they had broadcast and then it cut out. And you just hear you see it's shaking a little bit and then you hear the announcer's go, oh, my gosh, it's an earthquake. And then it cuts. Oh, and then just I mean, I can't believe it. I mean, the bridge was broke. Parking garages literally dropped levels. It was like something out of it was crazy. That's crazy. Crazy. I don't know who San Andreas is, but it is his fault. He's probably a real saint. Yeah. And I'm speaking of non saints. Yeah. Do you want a Tesla and SpaceX is doing star base actually star base star base star base, which is SpaceX's base. Okay. They're building a 50 foot Prometheus statue. Oh goodness. Starbase. Okay. What is Prometheus about? He's like that God that flew too close to the sun. No, that's it. Oh, who's Prometheus? He's another Greek God. Oh. They're all the same, really. They're all fake. So I want to look up who's Prometheus. What is he known for? I thought he's like something with the sky or the sun or something. Good movie. A titan and champion of humanity who famously defied the God's Zeus by stealing Fiverr fire and giving it to mortals. Fiber. He stole the fiber. Oh, that's interesting. So he stole the fire from Zeus and gave it to the mortals. Okay. James, pretty watchers watchers. Yeah. He is stealing from God. He's putting things in our brains. Prometheus. Prometheus. He hidden knowledge. He implants. Dude, did you guys see Prometheus? Oh, by Ridley Scott. Oh, yeah. So good. I saw in the movie theater. Awesome. Because that's a prequel to a alien, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to call it a pre-Is it a prequel? I think it's a prequel. I think that's like what happened before. And then like you can watch alien right after in a big sense. Okay. Prometheus was in my Cersei book. Cersei. So he's a titan. Yeah. or he. Yes. Yeah. And what would you be in the water? In theory, a Titan would be a nepholome. Yeah. And if our theory prevails, that Greek gods were walkers. Well, in a sense, I would think that he would actually be the fallen angel. Well, Titans were offspring of the gods. Okay. Then forget it. But Zeus chains him to a rock in the Caucasus mountains and an eagle eats his liver every day. Dang. I do remember that cool. I was that book freaking awesome, dude. Yeah. It was really good. It makes you empathize with Cersei, even though she was like a witch. Hey, I'm empathizing with a witch every now and then. Who doesn't do that? I do. So, Remetius. Yes. Why do you stat you? Why are we so obsessed with statues, guys? Idols. Yeah, I guess. The interesting thing is he is the giver of knowledge science and art or the knowledge of science and art, like science and fart. Somebody wise said one time, nothing new happens under the sun. Yeah. Who said that? Some wise guy, right? I don't know. So I'm type of wise guy, right? Remesius. No, gentlemen. Yeah, it just appears to be a bunch of idols. These fancy guys, they love erecting statues. They do. Also, when are we going to get? Yeah. What's our what's our point of getting a statue? Yeah. Ninja's about her flies. When's the point when we get a statue? Shakira has a statue should be the statue of Shakira. That's the question I asked today. That's a good question. That's the question I posed to the audience. Yeah, that's good. I said we got a statue of L.A. Marzouli. I am L.A. Marzouli. He would love that. He would literally love that. Any statue makers in the comments that we can, that we can mission. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. I do want to get bus of us made. Dude, please like granite. Yeah. Or if someone can 3D print a bus of each of us or all together. I don't think I'd be happy with mine. So don't make me get one. Just make just make Lillie's make Lillie's the biggest one. We got a patron on discord. He's going to make us a Odyssey helmet. Cool. One of our patrons on discord. Oh my goodness. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I tried to make like a self portrait out of clay when I was an art student and it got weird because I felt like I was like fondling my own face as I like molded it. And I was like, I'm over this project. That's probably all the therapy you need to be into that. What else you got? My own face in your face. What else I got. Okay. Moving on. This was pretty interesting. Okay. A genetics, a recent study found that some ice landers with deep ancestral roots in the country carry. Oh, see how to say this. Mito. Condrial. DNA specific to Native Americans. Part of since this DNA is inherited only through the maternal line to suggest that a Native American woman traveled across the Atlantic with the Vikings and had children in Iceland. Oh my goodness. That is so interesting. And if we know anything about Vikings, they would never take people from their homeland. No, never. So this Native American woman on her own volition. Yes. Fell in love. Fell in love. Oh boy. Sale to Iceland. This is like polonis. And her name was Bocahontas. My name was Bocahontas. No, but isn't that fascinating? It's crazy. No, that's that's the story I was telling you about recently is back. Let me look it up. I don't want to get any of the facts more incorrect than I'm already going to get them wrong. It says settlement records indicate her lineage survived continuously in Iceland over centuries, providing strong genetic evidence of early transatlantic human contact, intermarriages and genetic exchange centuries prior to Christopher Columbus's Western voyages across the ocean. Wow. When the Vikings went to North America, where did they post up? This, let me tell you because this is the story I had prepped last time, but no joke, but there is a history of Viking and Native American wars. Whoa. Imagine that, dude. I mean, you have shields and swords and axes. And you have freaking like bow and arrows and bone arrows. Yeah. This is crazy. It's interesting because they also are very like they remind me of each other. They're similar. Yeah. Culturally. Yeah. Even think about like how they, what they do to like POWs, like taking a scalp, the eagle thing, like they were, yeah, brutal. I don't think they did that to POWs, right? They did that. That was like if they were offended, deeply offended by. That's what they showed in the Viking show. It's like the gravest offense. The best or the greatest revenge is doing the eagle thing, but they scout people too. I'm sure they do a lot of nasty things. Okay, not great people. No, well, your people, no, her people, they survived. Just different morality. They just had different morality because they didn't have friends. Same thing with the Vikings. Vikings were just as terrible. Jimmy John's there. Thank you. Thank you, Lena. We'll go for Lena. Why is she sad? It's like, hey, he doing this. That's all hard job is just to bring us food. Of course, she's sad. That's not our only job. He's an amazing employee. Yeah. All right, so I don't know. All right, so 1000 BC Wow, wait, you guys got me scram but I was about to get into it. 1000 AD Wow, like that BC, there's no way the story's not that good. All right, 1000 BC AD, all right, all right, all right. Welcome back to Nidia's Butterflies guys. So two of us set it up again. Okay, so we get into ladies and gentlemen, did you know that the Vikings once had wars battles on North American soil against the Native Americans? Whoa, I did not know that 1000 BC. And it happened in 1000 AD Wow, it's absolutely incredible. So this is ancestors of Native Americans were chilling up in Newfoundland, right? All that area. They had a bunch of tribes in that area. Beautiful place. Absolutely gorgeous. And then one day a man named Thorvald Erickson, cool's names, relation to leaf Erickson. No way. They're related. Yes, they are. It's all part of the family, baby. And this is what happens. This is a you so you have these Native Americans and you have these giant wooden ships with a dragon on the front, rowing to your shore. And there was rumors and there was talks of the what's happening. And Thorvald Erickson captured eight indigenous people and one escapes after killing the other seven. Oh gosh, one escapes goes back to his village trying to explain what happened that these giant men with blonde hair and like shields and armor and all this stuff. And they come back. I mean, I just can't imagine just like seeing these giant men with beer stuff like it's just absolutely wild. And so instead of releasing all the cap as they executed them. And that's when the first war started. The escape man returns back to the Vikings, but with his whole village, they come in canoes, dozens, possibly they say even hundreds of canoes coming up to these Viking Viking ships. And the arrow begins to arrows start flying absolutely everywhere. Then suddenly Thorvald gets hit. Oh no. The Indians retreat. Thorvald dies right there in the ship. But his last words are I want you to bury me here. So they bury him in Newfoundland. Oh, it's just the curse of OK. No, no, I don't know. I don't know. I'll stop there. But a lot of people think that's, you know, kind of where it ended. And then maybe they reached the Vikings retreated. But a couple years later, Thorfinn Carl Safini, Seffney, Carl Safini arrives to literally start a whole colony. Like they just, you know, colonized. They has around 160 people, women, children, farm animals, livestock. And they like start creating a literal European colony all right there. And this is like 500 years before James Down. And these are what are that's necessary are these people? These are Vikings. So these are the yeah, these are these are all Vikings. So there's peace for a while. Everyone's, you know, chilling in their own vibes. The Native Americans are keeping their distance. Same thing with Vikings. And the indigenous people arrive at their camp carrying beautiful animal pellets, a peltz, not pellets, peltz and like, you know, furs and stuff like that. Yeah, pellets. Look at this poop. And, and the the Norse people they have iron and something that the Native Americans have literally never seen. They're completely, you know, in hammer. Yeah, they just love it. They want to trade weapons. The Norse people say, no, thank you. You do not want to trade weapons. That's not a good idea. They start, they propose we trade you something better, milk. And though they have all these cows. And so they start giving the name of Americans milk and they love it. And so that literally they give them the pelts and the fur and everything like that. And then while one of the Native Americans are in the Vikings camp, one of them grabs an axe. Oh boy. And the Vikings panic and kills the man with the axe. And then the peace is over. The war continues. And so so they literally cried over spilled milk. That's really what it is. That's where it comes from. Yeah. So arrows are flying Tomahawks. The war is like everywhere. Oh, let me see. I'm trying to remember how this is the one out the one story I told you about. This is absolutely crazy. During this battle, how it ended is they had a lady, a pregnant woman, pregnant Viking woman named Freddy's daughter of Eric the Red. She refuses to flee. She stands up before everyone. She grabs a sword, reveals her chest and starts banging the sword against her bare chest, screaming at the top of her lungs and the Native Americans do what everyone else could do. And they run away as fast as they possibly can. And so these things happened a lot, but the Vikings population started to dwindle just a little bit. And they realized they would do better if they were on their own land. So they chose to leave. But this was all throughout years. This was all just like, you know, oral tradition. This was stuff that was just like, you know, things that were told over fires in the rooms written down a little bit, but it was lost completely lost until 1960. Oh, wow. Apologists uncovered an ancient Norse settlement at lands, ow meadows in Newfoundland. I don't know how to pronounce that. So everything that they've heard about, everything, all the stories they've been told is just confirmed right then and there. Wow. There were wells. There were walls built. Everything settlements that all led back to the Norse, like, you know, history and everything like that. Wow. Very cool. So completely crazy before Columbus, before all this baloney, the Vikings were freaking there, dude. That's crazy. Absolutely wild. I wonder if the farming in Newfoundland was any better than Norway because wasn't that like part of their whole motivation was that they were starving in the winter months and they wanted to have sustainable farming. I think that's one of the theories. Yeah. But also they just like got a conquer. Dude, Newfoundland, what a place to land. Oh my goodness. So pretty. Dang. Dude. That wouldn't happen to them. That dirt episode on the Newfoundland. Yeah. Yeah. They were there. Brennan just went. Brennan went for a couple weeks after his, you know, he went for a two week backpacking trip in Newfoundland. Just for fun. Yeah. Him and the other brothers. Kathy and Brian were so worried. They got a, like, a sat phone and stuff like that because there's like crazy. Well, because they went, they went off trail, they were doing off trail hiking through Newfoundland. The coolest. Yeah. Dude, just to be a tag long. I wish we could have just gone. Yeah. Yeah. It seemed really intense. That reminded me, I mean, just like Vikings were crazy, dude, like they, they went everywhere. Brutal. Yeah. This is one of the coolest things is the, in Constantinople, the Orthodox Church that was built there during the time of Constantine and stuff, the Haggai Sophia, is that what it is? I don't know. Haggai Sophia, whatever. In the upper part of the second floor on the banister, it's like one of the first recorded vandalisms and it's a Viking name. No way. Yeah. So Viking stormed Constantinople and it's, to this day, you can see it ought to have it on the banister. And it's literally the guy's name. He just wrote his name, which is Halfton or Halfton, which they said is basically like saying Halfton was here. Yeah. Halfton. Like they're running away after the battle. Dude, I tagged their place. What? You did what? I tagged. I wrote my name. I said they're going to know who did it. It sounds so sick, but it's like the equivalent of like me writing Andrew. Yeah. It was the first tag in history. What do you think they're going to do? Come on. Oh, and then another name, um, let's see, or wait, there's another inscription. I don't, I'm not even going to try to say that. It's so hard. Own it. Um, Adam Baudera, Reese, Rulner, Pizad. That's it. Uh, yeah, um, we'll see a short inscription generally read as Arnie, Arnie, um, Arnie, Barney. Yeah. It's not really giving me the translation here. I'll send the picture. I mean, it's such a cool, like there's so much history at that Haggai Sophia. Yeah. Um, like the fact that it was during the Byzantine Empire, which this is the first time my life, just from going to Orthodox church and whatnot, like, I don't know nothing about the Byzantine Empire either. And so I just started doing research and I'm like, there's so much, I mean, history, like the Byzantine Empire lasted like over a thousand years. And it was a part of Rome. It was like Rome's second capital, and then Rome diminished or whatever. And then it was the Byzantine Empire, but just so much happened there. And then it was taken over by the Ottomans. And then just like, so that church, the Haggai Sophia has been standing for like over a thousand years or something like that. And it's been, it was a Christian church, and then it was a Muslim church. And then Turkey was formed, uh, formed. And then it turned into basically a museum now it's a Burger King and now it's a Burger King. No, then they turned it back into a mosque. Is that where the nuns were, where the, where they were hurt? Whoops. Actually, I sent that to the Hooper. I was going to say, it's how we show up. Oh, I was like, I got it. I was going to be so confused, like, what, um, you guys should know history more. But yeah, do research on the Byzantine Empire because it's fascinating. We'll do. Very fascinating. What a terrible, like sketchy looking language and that probably took him like 30 minutes. I have no idea. I got my hand right there. What is that for? Means harvest. Okay. That's what they told me anyways. Yeah. So stick and poke. That's fun. It's so cool. Is that marble? Yeah. Awesome. But if you seen that, but what's cool too about the Haggai Sophia, I think I'm saying or it's like Haggai Sophia is there's these giant mosaic tile icons all in there. And then during the, um, there's a part in history. I'm going to totally butcher this, but there's like called like the icon of class where the church is like no icons, yes, icons. Yeah. And so the Emperor basically covered up all the icon, iconography in the church. And then it turned into a mosque and while it was a mosque, there's a giant, there's a lot of earthquakes in this, um, in Constantinople, but this one earthquake shook the church and the walls felt revealing the icons of like Jesus and stuff. So to this day, you can go see those same icons in the church and it's a mosque. Yeah. That's crazy. Everybody's seen that depiction. Yeah. That's from there. Yeah. Wow. That's super cool. It's a mosque, but they're still. Jesus. Yeah. Well, we can't get rid of them because they know what happened last time. Yeah. You can't do that. What you know about icon living. Oh. I just came up with that. That's really good. Thanks, man. Speaking of icon living. Did you know that we got that? Don't go anywhere. Ow. That hurt my throat. Josh, we don't have mics. Josh. Yeah. You ever feel like you want more swag in your life? Yes. Where could you possibly go? You tell me. Sunnacoolswag.com, Josh. All the finest merch in all the land. Ninja's merch. Sunnacool merch. What else? What else more do you want? The world, Andy. I want the world. I'll give it to you, sweetheart. You want the moon? I'll give you the moon Josh. I'll throw a lasso around it. Pull it down for you. You got to go to something cool swag back on first You think they heard us even though we don't have mics on we'll find out You can eat while I talk about my Montana trip real quick. I gotta send you guys a photo a couple photos First of all, I found out how cool my grandpa is how cool is he oh Show you look at a group chat real quick. My grandpa's the one on the guy shoulders. Oh He's the one on the shoulders Little just like you yeah This is him when he was in the military in Canada the frickin dope astute He also went by Andy they really yeah, his name was Andrew. I'm like a I don't know how many generations, but No, he served in Canada Yeah, at least the microphone close to you. Bull rider, huh? Dude. Apparently he was a stud. They have a memorial because they called him Chubb. His nickname was Chubb ever since he was a kid. Oh, that's yours. And so his Andy Chubb-Holene was his name and they have a memorial belt buckle for the local rodeo. No way. And so I'm hoping one day, dude, a vlog to go back and watch Andy DeNune try to reclaim his granddad's buckle. I'll do it. I'll do it. Also, here's a picture of me as a baby that I found. Look how cute I was. Also, look what's in my hand. Armonica. Armonica. And Mickey Mouse is on my shirt. Florida was calling me this whole time. Prophecy. The prophecy. The prophecy continues. Have the microphone at least in your judges. You don't have to be close to it. So they can't hear you. We have to have a little bit. No, they're not. They're only gonna hear you speak. Don't have to talk to your drink. Right there. That's enough for at least you can lean in and say something. But it was really dope. We literally, we, Zola was too young to ride Cliesdale's or horses. Everything had restrictions, unfortunately. But we did go hang out with some Cliesdale's at Cliesdale outposts. Whitefish, Montana, super, super dope. But we went to Glacier and dude, I didn't know how Glacier was, how crazy stuff has been happening in Glacier before we even got there. Not only in June, did they have the Grizzly attack? The guy got killed on the trail, right? We knew that. But right before we got there about a week before, there was a lady and her husband, honeymooning in Glacier National Park, eight days after their wedding, she got in a little spat with her husband about being nervous about married, being newly married and like kind of had some issues and stuff, ends up pushing her husband over the cliff. No way. Yes, you can look at there's articles and he died and he died. And guess how many years she got? 30 years. Oh, dang. Crazy. That happened a week before we got, but she's just, I mean, filled with regret. Oh my, I mean, probably not probably about getting caught. My dad told me there's a story. I'm pretty sure is Glacier. I could be wrong. No. Okay. All right. This is like two weeks before you went. Okay. There's a guy hiking on a trail, like a very narrow trail of the mountain. Grizzly bear on this trail, turns the corner. And the bear comes after him. He falls off the cliff. It was like 75 feet, breaks his leg. They found him. The bear had gone down the cliff. His bear spray was completely empty. Dang. And he was mauled to death. Oh my gosh. I didn't hear about that. Yeah. Dude, I mean, it was wild because there's a lot of stuff happening two days before he went there. A guy's driving his Jeep with no roof, not me anymore. No roof going up going to the sun road. The same road that we took. Beautiful. A rock comes loose. Oh. From the mountain hits this dude in the head while driving completely knocks him out. Just crushes them. They have to lifeline him. I saw the footage. I saw a helicopter. I mean, we didn't see it. I saw it on TikTok a couple of days before we got there. A red helicopter coming through Glacier National Park because they're like, oh, somebody had to be lifelighted. They kind of be lifelighted. I think he survived. So freaking scary. But every single day that we were there in Montana, it was so hazy and foggy because there haven't crazy wildfires in Canada, Oregon, all these places. But let me see. I have, we flew over the wildfires in the night. Wow. And it looks apocalyptic, dude. Look at these photos. You can fly over a wildfire girl. You can fly over anything going fast enough high enough. You go fast enough high enough. You fly over anything. Oh my word. Crazy. Doesn't that look like a volcano? He took those Kelsey dead. Dang. Where are these from? We're that was on our way to Seattle. So that was outside Seattle. Yeah. You guys learned quite a lesson this trip too about looking flights. Dude, Spokane was on fire. Did you not see the footage? I did. Yeah. Like the houses like million dollar houses. It was not like, oh, it was on the outside. I saw like a week or so ago that they said like over 60,000 people have been evacuated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely wild dude. It was right there. You get, do you know who started it? No. Do you remember like I think it was like 10 years ago? There was a guy. Yeah. Prometheus. Prometheus. No. This statue. Yeah. He stole it from the from Zeus. Don't know fire from Zeus. Who started? There was a man who killed his own father in Arizona. Okay. Because his father asked him to do the dishes. Do you remember that story? Yeah. That's a pretty, that's not really a broad stroke. That's a very specific situation. I mean, I hate dishes too. I know that but same. But yeah, he was released after I think he was only given like 10 years or something like that. And then he went to Spokane and just started a bunch of buyers. And they caught him. Absolutely man. Troubled man. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. But it sounds like dude got led out after 10 years to go and do it. Yeah. Possibly. Possibly. Very strange. It was a good trip. That was awesome. It was fun. Yeah. Montana's freaking dope. Yeah. You have to visit sometime. Yeah. The homeland. Yeah. Yeah. I love your can I terrify you guys? Sure. Good. Is this your real? No. Oh. You want to do that? You want to do that? Well, we still got we still got that uh question. Go to. Go to. Go to. Go to. Go to. Andrew has something to show us. No. You can double up on this thing. Who's going? Okay. Andrew go. We already did the intro. Okay. So I go. You go. Would you rather have one million dollars deposited into your account every year? Okay. But the stipulation is you will randomly and unannounced be teleported somewhere random in the world with no warning. Zero warning. And it can be anywhere. I mean, you could be teleported into the Amazon River. You could be teleported into. No. The ocean. The middle of the ocean. For how long? The Bahamas. On a vacation. You're there and you have to find your way back. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Or you could be teleported to France and have a big. I'd rather be in the middle of the ocean. Or you could be teleported to. Yeah. You're basically living like time travelers wife. I have a follow-up question to this one that that or just keep your current life. Okay. Question. Yeah. Do I get. Do I get the first year until I get them? Do I get a million dollars now? And then I live the first year. Or do I get it? I have to live now for another year and at the very end of that year, I get a million dollars. When do I get the first million? Why does that matter? Well, it matters because you can prepare yourself to be transported anywhere. I'd be wearing a life jacket everywhere I went. Correct. I'd have a track. That was going to be my follow-up question. A sat phone. How are you preparing? And which cost a million dollars? My question. I don't know why that matter. It's explained to me why that matters. You're asking questions. And I could say, what is that matter, Lily? But I don't because you know what? I'm having the conversation. I'm asking you, when do I get the first million? In my head, it was you get it from the rip, but you're going to be teleported. Cool. Perfect. As soon as I get the million dollars, you don't know when you're going to be. You don't know when you're going to. It could be any time this year. As soon as I get the million dollars, I'm paying one person that I trust. Alan Thomas perhaps that says at the drop of a hat, Hey, you're a busy dude. He's not doing anything. You just had a kid. He's got a baby. He's not doing a job. He literally has a job. Okay. Alan has a mustache. He's, I give him $100,000 and I say, here's my location. I buy some type of device with the money that I have. And I say, at this at any time throughout the next year, I'm going to buzz you and you must drop everything. I don't care if you're holding your baby. You drop it and you come rescue me. Yeah. You use those funds to come rescue me. Whatever's left over, you keep. That's a good deal. I agree with you. And that's fair play in my opinion. And that's why I asked you because if I have to wait a million, a million at the end of the year, then it's like, I might not survive. A risk that you also partake in is that you might freaking teleport to the campfire of some unreached people group that's going to get you with a spear. Sure. So how are you preparing for that? I would keep cigarettes in my pocket. I think cigarettes are the best brokering tool. The universal. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Have you seen the thing? There's like a military kit where it's like a certain amount of money a pack of cigarettes, like candy and something else. And it'll like get you anywhere in the world. Exactly. Yeah. A cigarette can open up any conversation. I learned that from my coca on YouTube. Kids? Remember that. I think I still have to turn down the money though because there are places in in the world that just to get there it It takes longer to get there than you can survive without water, but if it's a complete lottery of just like a spin of like just random anywhere, most of the time, you're probably going to end up somewhere that's manageable. How do you, how do you go day by day maybe not like convenient, but not like you're dying right away? How do you live your life? Well, if it's random, it's just the ocean is the probable spot you land. Guess what? I'm wearing one of those collapsible rafts. Yeah, every single day of my life. I would have been on a beach. I would be a millionaire. Most five million every years. I would get a keychain and I keychain would have an inflatable raft, a life straw. Can you do ocean water with a life straw though? You can't. No. No. No. Like a doggy bull and I could collect rainwater in, but what if it's a rain? The doll drums. The rain. The rave. The rave. That's what Alan's on his way with a 24 pack of Zephyl Spinwall. My boy Alan helped me. Um, why Alan? He's got a mustache. Lil. He's the most confident man I know. He's so capable. Yes. I feel like he could literally do anything. I had to give that guy a ride to work because his Honda broke down. That's the man you're picking. I don't care. He's capable. He's capable. He gave me a ride back to the airport when I first visited you guys. I didn't even know him. And Kelsey was a pass down the back seat. I think she was just overwhelmed. Overstimulated. It was the possibility of really making me move here. All right, Angie. What did you have? Well, I got a real report staying in order. Oh, I can't hear the song. You can't. I can't hear it now. Just do it all yourself. Angie's got a real, and he's gonna show us right now. Two things. It wasn't bad. Yeah. I misunderstood that. I thought two things you were like going to continue. So I left the beat going for two. But you don't know that. Yeah. Okay. Open your phones. This is just, I took a break from shock factor. Thank you. A lot of people love the real last week though. Oh, I got one. We want to go back to that sort of stuff. The maggots and the gums. I thought about that for days. I thought, how do you not know fresh my teeth? No. Just nerves. Just the first knees just, oh my god. What bugs me too is that his teeth look to white. And then they were maggots. They're cleaning. That's not what you ever seen like an animal carcass in the woods. Stop everyone. Stop. I don't want to talk about that anymore. This is just crazy. All right. This is a video job I'll never take. Three, two, one, go. Oh my goodness. So it's a race. There's horses running in camera guy right in the middle. How scary a position to be in. You got to just know that was going to happen. Oh my gosh. It seems like we're horse. Yeah. The camera motion wasn't really moving. Seems like you could have just left the tripod up. The other two, the other two dudes like get out the way. Seems like you didn't really need to have a cameraman there though. Just roll the camera. Step back. There's another thing. There's a really cool thing. Yeah. People can do. It's called a zoom lens. Yeah. They go really far back. They get that same shot. I even put up. I mean, yeah. There's a hundred things you can do other than what they did. The cameraman never dies though. He actually did die in that. No, you saw the second POV. They were dying. I mean, we can do shocks factor if we want one. Let's do it. Come on. Bring it on. If it's maggots, I'm dude, my threshold, my threshold. I'm here. Don't it for that reason? Do not. I have one that is like, come on. Just send it, dude. All right. I got a screen recorded because I forgot she doesn't have Instagram and I wasn't going to do that. All right. Screen recorded. I'll just cut this down. Yeah. I actually have no idea what's going on in the world at all. So this is good. It's kind of good. This is good to learn something. Kelsey hasn't been on social media all year. And I've just blown up her Instagram DMs and everything that I think is funny or that she would love. I'm like December 31st. You're just going to spend like six hours just going through all the reals. All right. Ready? This is why I will never run. Three, two, one. Oh my gosh. What? I missed it. Yikes. Achimama. Oh my gosh. Why did that happen to him? He's a runner. Fuck got soggy and nail bed. He's a truck stop. Oh, I have that one thing I needed to show you guys mirror. I showed you Josh and like, oh, when you just show this on memory, I ate a lost your toenail in California on our trip. Andy. Oh, yeah. I do remember that. That was awful. What did she drop the couple? A couple water on it. Yeah. And we went and got our nails done before our trip. And the Vietnamese guys like, we don't know. We are now. Hey, um, dude, RIP Michaels. Oh, dude, I know. Man, best pork chop I've ever had in my life. I never got to try it. What? I don't know. You were going to recommend it. It was an Andrew. Oh my gosh. Andrew from who? Who is? Oh, what was his name? Tran. Oh, yeah. Um, okay. Does everyone have Google maps? Yep. Okay. Open Google Maps. I don't have Google maps. Download it real quick. Just an ample map. Turn the plans. They're literally Google maps. Is it Google maps? Google Earth. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm there. Dolly me telling you to download it and you don't want to download it. You got to download an app for a story. It's not the story. It's the thing you told me to share on Thursday. I know what it is. Then don't download it. I'm already downloading it. All right. Go to five, 10 East Alaskan River. You want to take a walk? No. Go. Fine. Okay. Okay. I'm at five, 10 East Alfred. Okay. Now I want you to go as if you're going to the fire station, but go to like that entrance of Sunday cool. Like on the map. Like, yeah, your street view. So click on it and then go to Street View. Okay. So directions and then Street View. I've seen this. Hold on everybody. You've seen it? Yeah. What are you? How do you do it? How do you do Street View? I'm left corner. There should be a little box. Someone sent me a DM with it. Oh, it's the top left. This is not happening for me. Long press the screen. I'll just send a screenshot off. That's easier. This is where you're going, right? Yeah. Yep. Oh, gosh. What am I going to see? Is it me? What? Wait, where am I? I'm up the road. How is that possible? I'm at the State Farm Building. Is that right? You should be right in front of Sunday cool. I'll just send a phone. I didn't think this was going to be an ordeal for everybody. Dude, hot take and it's right. That's funny. Google is the superior navigation. What is Google? It's you. How funny is that? I was pulling out and I saw like a big van. I was like, I think that's a Google maps van. That was months ago. Funny. We're talking the other day about Jeeps. I think I was talking about how I didn't want my girl sweet interested in riding in a Jeep because they're so impractical and their crash test is terrible and deadly. And Josh was like, I was like, remember that. Remember that Jeep your dad used to drive and Josh was like, my dad never drove a Jeep. And I was like, yes, he did. Do you remember that time that he never he didn't put the parking brake on in front of Sunday cool. And Julep was in the car. I've seen the video. It's so funny. And she jumps out. And he's rolling. He's running back at his footflops. Oh, shoot. So sticky. Are we going to cut this part out? Can I tell you something? No, I'll tell you later. No, yeah, tell us later. I heard you. It's only funny that Steve said, well, you're a vacation. I heard you when saw a movie over the past week. No. Did you not go to the movie theaters with your husband? No. No. What do we see? Something about a spider? No, I didn't go. You didn't go to Spider-Man? No, I took her. I took her children somewhere. I can't remember. He went by himself. He went by himself. What a butt. I don't know. I want to see Spider-Man. I didn't care about that. It took Damian. She loved it. Oh, really? It was awesome. I didn't want it to go. But I said, I think it's for grown-ups. It was like inappropriate, right? No, I mean, it has a little, you know, some language in it. But I mean, yeah, I mean, it's, it's Marvel. She doesn't even know what bad words are. She thinks other bad words are true. Yeah. No, I'm so serious. What I'm saying is we can swear in front of her and she doesn't know what it is. Exactly. But you would have loved it. It was super cool. It was very, very good movie. Do that. What was I doing? Oh, we went and got our nails done while he was watching Spider-Man. Cool. I, Kelsey asked to watch it today because I was telling her about it. And I don't know if it was a good idea to let her watch it. I mean, she chose to do it. But you remember that story about that girl getting her arms ripped off from an alligator, a YouTuber released the 911 call and the body cam footage. Oh, no. Kelsey watch that horrible. Yeah, horrible. We're going to get our revenge in your head. We're getting our revenge soon because I love body cam footage. EWU body cam on YouTube, the best. We're talking about that alligator that got that girl's arms. They released the 911 call and the body cam footage. You saw it. Horrible. Yeah. I mean, they blur out obviously that the stuff. But we're going to get rid of from wasn't here was a thing is it wasn't like one arm from here down gone. The other one, you could say was tore off. But they couldn't even attach it. But everything was still there. It just he couldn't even attach a tourniquet. What do you mean by that? Just pull a stake and have everything. Yeah, just imagine you had a stake that was sat out and you just like pulled pulled it apart. It was, I mean, it's awful. I mean, you just because but she's awake this whole time talking like calmly or freaking out at times. And then other times she's like, you know, like panicking. Her friend was there. I don't know if they're vacationers or not. I mean, it's terrible. It's but you see the water. It's so here down on one arm gone here down the other arm shredded shredded terrible. And it's just you just died from blood loss. Yeah. Horrible. You see this water though. I mean, it was it was black basically. Oh, man. And it's just and it was three feet away from 12 foot gator 12 foot game out of nowhere, dude. They're just standing in three feet of water. Just chilling. They're hiking and they're like, Oh, it's getting water. Something's happening. Sir, they're awakening. They're alive. Trevor's goal for us is over 10 foot. He located some like like 12 plus in the next couple months. Y'all get ready for a alligator hunt vlog. It's coming up. You guys got to get your stuff squared away. So you can go. Yeah, it's like a $50 like you have to pay like a fee to be able to be one of the participants. He got to that. We're speaking of participating. Yes. Have you guys ever heard of the man named Egon, Shilokian, right? It's Egon. No, no. Egon, Shilokian. No. Really? You've never heard of Egon, Shilokian. No, I have it. Yeah, I neither have I until I heard this story. I will give credit where credit is due. One of the best people out there on YouTube right now. I'm doing documentaries. The YouTube channel is Nexbo, right? Nexbo. And he has this video, which is called, let me just put up so I get it right. So everyone can go watch it. Deepest, rapidly. The internet's deepest rabbit hole. Oh boy. I'm like, this is crazy because me and Andy watched it the same exact day without knowing that either of us watched it. Oh, funny. Our TikTok algorithms pretty similar. Yeah. YouTube never similar. And so the fact that we both watched this because he asked me like, Hey, do you have anything for the pod? And I said, I have a little something that I learned. I'm going to dive into it deeper and then has to do with it. And he's just like immediately. He's like, he gave me one, Shilokian. You just did one gesture. You just did this. Yeah. That was it. I knew what you're talking about. Why? Because this is part of the thing. Um, it did hit the other guy called him Egon. I think it was egg on. But it's spelled Egon, like EG O N. Yeah, that's usually Egon. But it's not. It's Egon. This guy is very well known. And this is how he pronounces it. What? Tell me about it. You're being mean. Me? Yes. You're picking a part of the story. And I just started it. Okay. Continue. Do you know the story? No. Don't raise your voice. Part of it was that I corrected you and then Andy corrected me. Do you pronounce his name? And then you corrected me for being wrong. And I don't like that. His name is pronounced Egon. I don't like the way that makes me feel. If I am wrong, please don't correct me because it hurts my feelings. And you know that. She's just stepping back, seeing, seeing the real picture here. You see that face? That's the face that's ready to dive into the deepest rabbit hole in Internet history. I'm so excited. Tell me. How you pronounce his name? It literally gave me the breakdown of it. E-E-G-O-N. How would you say that? You're right. I know. Golly. He has a YouTube channel called Earth Safe Science Collaborative. This YouTube channel popped up out of nowhere. This was during what? 20? It was when the Oppenheimer Barbie movie came out. 2022. Just out of nowhere. This guy Egon pops up with this channel. All the videos are just him. It's very apocalyptic. This is what's going to happen. It's just really weird. And he has all these, you can find them everywhere on the Internet. LinkedIn, Facebook. He has pictures of politicians with astronauts, with all these people. And on his LinkedIn, he says that he went to Harvard, MIT, Yale, you know, what the heck? But people are noticing with this guy, he has these videos that range from like 30 minutes to three and a half hours. I don't know where he's just talking about what's going to happen, all this stuff. Like be prepared for this. Like prophecy or something or is it more so? It's just nonsense. It's going to change. It's earthquakes, earth's rotation, geopolitics, all, I mean, it's just all over the place. Does he position himself as an expert? Yes. What are his credentials? Well, that was LinkedIn, what I just said, like with all this stuff. Okay. But people notice in every video, his hands are always like this. And he never moves. So for three and a half hours, he'll just be talking like this, just be talking, talking to his hands will just like maybe move like that. But people are like, this is AI. This has to be AI. So it started this whole thing where people on like Reddit and stuff were breaking down who this guy is. They went deeper into his stuff. And this guy on has a YouTube channel next Bo. He did his own investigation into Egon. Yeah. And it literally led down this giant rabbit hole to where you're just like, what is happening? So this guy Egon pops out. I don't know where he's doing these weird videos. Yes. People are like, you know, he's AI. Turns out he's not AI. He's a legit man. Okay. It's just weird. Okay. His credentials have to be fake. Okay. Because they took a lot of photos that he had with like politicians and stuff. CIA directors, Nobel Peace Prize winners, all of it was doctored. Yeah. All the photos were doctored. Just faking until he makes it. Yeah. But this guy next Bo, he went onto the comments and like a lot of comments were validating towards his videos. Okay. Like finally, good journalism, all this stuff. Very strange. But then he started seeing these comments of, we are so lucky to have someone like you for the creative society. You're doing the creative society justice. What was the creative society? That's what I'm about to tell you. The creative society is this weird organization. How crap. Can you pull out their website? Yeah. It's, I mean, I have the information about it. It's, it's a gigantic international volunteer organization, which is nice, right? It has, it has, it claims that participation across 180 countries. It's, you know, the same messaging as eGONs, as catastrophic climate change, nanoplastics, earthquakes, atmospheric instability, global disasters, humanity needing immediate action. And the thing is when you dive down deeper into their philosophy, it gets wacko. Well, they're talking about basically as a, if we can join together as this creative society, we can change the world for good. Everything that, everything bad that's happening in the world has nothing to do with outside influences or natural disasters. The natural disasters and all this stuff is caused from our own consciousness. So the creative society, their whole thing is like, if we all get together and we all start doing this and that, which I don't even know what you're supposed to do, but just we're supposed to change. And they said that it has this breakdown of like, if they're, or they will accomplish through the creative society, as long as people keep volunteering, they'll cross like this basically utopia of a world like universal basic income, $100,000 after the birth of your first child, free world-wild healthcare, unrestricted international travel, elimination of debts, elimination of mortgages, elimination of taxes and an end to all wars. So they want to have this like global socialism, whatever they call utopic socialism, crack five socialism under creative society and create a global utopia is what they say. Yeah. And so this guy is like, this is like, there's a lot, there's a, they have a huge influence, would, if you believe it or not, it's just super strange, but he's like, there can't, where did this thing even come from? from. We found the founder of the Creative Society is a name named, oh, I mispronounced or misspelled his name. His name, Igor Danilov or something like that. That's inspiration. So Ukrainian. Oh, close. Yeah. Igor Danilov. Igor Danilov. And he's, he was a chiropractor, but now he's like, he started this creative society and they're trying to make this big impact. He's like, this is very strange. Doug down a little deeper. These articles came about Igor in his movement, the Creative Society. It's like, oh, the Creative Society is a public facing company or movement for another thing called ultra or sorry, a la all, all atro. All atro. All atro. All atro. All atro. All atro. All atro, which turns out all atro is a cult. This is Scientology, the sequel. This is an insane cult led by this man named Igor from Ukraine, the chiropractor, the chiropractor. He's a big dreamer. Dreamer, but they, he literally treats himself as the Messiah. He is a reincarnated Messiah type figure. Okay. So this all atro. Geez. How do you say it? All atro. All atro. They are known for promoting pseudoscience. And this is where it gets, this, my brain just went so many places. It's pretty dark. They're known for promoting pseudoscience while conspiracy conspiracy theories involving aliens, secretive powerful elites and sacrifice of children. You guys, we are perpetuating their values. I know we're, we're part of the cheese. No, no, no, but they, they're believing in telepathy pyramid experiments, like literally going inside pyramid structures and doing like psychic, like, like, they're doing this, they're doing this. This is all atro. We're not doing that. And it's, you think I'm like, oh, it's not like one of those weird adult, you know, cults, right? It is. It is. It definitely is like doing adult stuff. Oh, no, yeah. It's, it gets really, it's some of the things that were discovered through this all atro movement are really disturbing, really disgusting, which we won't talk about on here. Okay. So would you say it is in nature atheistic or it is spiritual, spiritualistic big time spiritual because it's a mixed mixture between new age movement. They said science. Science orthodoxy of what variety? I knew it. Well, Ukrainian orthodoxy. So they take, they take parts of orthodoxy. Yeah, it's a buffet. But the orthodox church, this thing got so big and so gnarly, the Ukrainian orthodox church came out and said, have nothing to do with all atro. They said they are a terrible cult. They practice zero values of Christ. Have nothing to do with it. They've like bastardized the ideals of Christ in a way. Correct. Because this guy's claiming to be the Messiah. And then Russia came out and said, um, what did Russia say? Uh, Russia said, how are they getting into these pyramids to do freaky stuff? They had this like a little mirrored pyramids in these rooms where they make their own pyramids. Yeah. I'm like, Andrew and I are thinking there. I know. I'm like, where the state of Russia declared their movement undesirable. That's what I can know. I'm a little bit more. Yeah. Like in Russian, I'm sure it sounds gnarly. Okay. I gotcha. Um, but this was interesting. So then he talks to this guy on this, this next boat video. Uh, he mentioned this guy named Yakub Yol, who is from, where's he from? Denmark or something? Yeah. I can't, I can't remember. Uh, but he's a journalist that specializes in exposing cults. What a terrible job to screw. Yeah. And he's a humanitarian. So he spent a lot of his time in Tanzania helping these orphanages doing all this stuff while doing, like his day job being a journalist and completely exposed all ultra. Wow. To the point to where he was able to find some of their compounds and the Ukrainian police went and raided these compounds. Okay. The things that they found in this compound. This is where it gets crazy strange. Like trigger, trigger. Are you going to tell me? No, just like, you're going to like, wait, what? So they raided they showed the video footage. Well, one, the stuff that they released to the news, you go around and there's certain parts of the room that are blurred out. Dang. Why? That's interesting, but it's like something red. So they just blurred it out. But you can go back to the original Ukrainian police force body cam footage. They go into this room. There's a bunch of books, a bunch of weird paintings, robes, and then a bunch of trump hats. What? If you were going to tell me what you thought, I was good. If I was you were going to ask him, what do you think I'm going to say next? That was not what I was going to read. Are you alleging that? Are you alleging that he's wrapped in it? I'm alleging that that's what that's what's on the body camp footage. And then they're, they're rituals in their, what do you call that? Whenever it's like a, like an old church on all their shrines and pillows in Ukraine and pictures of Putin's face are right next to the hats. I know. What are you doing? So Ukraine arrested them for being pushing pro-Russian propaganda. Russia denies that and said they actually been pushing pro-Ukrainian propaganda. In their country? In their country. So when they go in bus. Okay. But what I'm getting to is these people, the all-autra, at the time this guy was making this video, they had like 100-something YouTube channels. It's like all-autra, United States, all-autra, New Zealand. But basically they do these campaigns. They've been like flooding the internet with their messaging and like with trying to spread their movement. But then suddenly out of nowhere, thousands upon thousands of videos on TikTok are going after this Jacob guy. He's doing humanitarian volunteer work in Tanzania. And they're saying how terrible is he's like he's stealing money. He's using it. He's using it. Oh, there's like an inside thing. And there's YouTube documentaries about him. Full-length documentaries like well-produced documentaries about this guy, Yakub. And you look into it and guess who they're connected to. The creative society and all-astra, all-autra, all-autra, all-autra, whatever. But so this guy gets completely, he gets kicked out of Tanzania, basically. He's not a lot to this day, not a lot to go back. It took him years to-- Even to get there? Well, no, it took him years to get this case removed from him. Oh, wow. That like all the because he was being investigated by his own home country of the accusations that were being presented. None of them were true. But to this day, he cannot go back to Tanzania. His team can't go back to Tanzania. But who is in Tanzania right now? All-autra. All-autra. At the orphanages he was at. What? What are they doing? What are they even-- What is their front? He just speculates that they're just indoctrinating these children with their cult. Yeah. So they found all the orphanages that he was connected to everywhere and is completely-- They're completely trying to undo all the work he's doing. But guess who gave their stamp of approval on all-autra? I'm going to say Trump. No, this one's a little-- It's-- You Google it. The Pope? Yeah. Kind of. What? It's not-- It was more of like a shaking of the hands kind of thing. It was-- It was blown-- They blew it out of proportion. I mean, it sounds like they were invited. But the Pope, Pope Francis did give his blessing to our ultra. That's what I'm saying. But it was without his knowledge of knowing what they actually were. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's the whole-- By whole point, is that-- Yeah. I mean, what are we doing? What do these blessings mean? Yeah. If you're not going to do your homework. If you're not going to-- If you're going to go out there and say everyone, hey, that's-- You gave them exactly what they wanted. The stamp of approval saying what we're doing, we got blessed by the Pope. We're obviously on-- We're the good guys. Yeah. These people are doing bad things. I mean, you look up videos. You can look up on YouTube. I mean, on all Atra, you can see people's testimonies, like real life people, recording their own, like, just like, I don't know what I would do without this. And it's just-- I mean, it's just full on cult mentality. It's crazy. But hell me with what are their ideals? Like, I just don't understand. That's what's kind of confusing. It's like-- We don't-- But they're obviously trying to get into politics. So it's like global influence. Their main priorities-- I would say influence is the biggest thing. Their main priorities are healing the earth. That's what they are motivated by. Yeah. But they're very concerned with climate change. Yes. Why are they talking to Trump? Well, that's the thing. This is where it gets confusing. And like, the video didn't really answer too much. But it's like-- When we talk to Jesse Carey about these, just the propagandist machine that is in Russia and possibly Ukraine, I've just this influence of like, it's just-- I don't know. It's-- I-- on my brain's trying to connect the dots. But they're somehow involved in our US politics. Well, they for sure are because in fact, a man that was running for president in 2024, his name was Robbie Well. Or a football coach of Savannah University or something like that. Yep. He was a president presidential candidate. He's part of All Ultra. How do you know? Because he said it. Oh. Yeah. Like, these people are not afraid of like, like saying who they're a part of. Even this pastor who was involved in the Trump administration, his name is Pastor Mark Burns, he's involved with all ultra. - How do you justify that? - I don't know. - I think you said they're doing adult stuff. - Oh he is. - He is. - Igor has like apparently 24 clinics. - What do you mind? - That he calls, what is it? - Heavenly birds. - Heavenly birds. - Ew. - Yeah, there's weird sayances and weird cult stuff. I mean, it's just, it's terrible. But the thing is, it's not just a normal cult. These are, there are big political figures that are involved in this. And they have huge influence worldwide. And no one talks about it. - Yeah. - And it's literally, it's Scientology to a whole other level. - Yeah. - Yeah. It seems like if you wanna make it a big thing, it seems like it would be something that the antichrist would be like. - Well good. - To the same, like. - Yeah, their front is like, things that people can agree upon, right? Like it's like we want unity, we want. - Universal healthcare. - We want the world to heal. - No war. - We want people to have babies and all the stuff. And it's like, what are you guys really doing? - Yeah, so this guy, Igor, he's basically at large now. They believe he's living on another Eastern European country. - Are there crimes against people? Like are they abuse? - Abuse, abuse, okay. And so people are looking for him. The Ukrainian police are doing that, okay. - I think Russia and Ukraine, yeah. - What do you mean? This is crazy. So this guy, the YouTuber, going back to like, the tip of the iceberg. - Egon. - Egon has a huge following of robots or like real people. - Real people. Well, we think real people, we don't know. Because we don't exactly know how big this movement is. - Yeah. - But it seems pretty big. Because it's affected probably 180 countries. Like they say. - Yeah, and also we're doing it. We're probably freaking talking about all this stuff that they're pumping out. - I don't know. - No, we're not condoning it though. We're not telling you. - No, I know how we-- - We, we, but their whole thing is like, let's create division and talk about spooky stuff. And it's like, we're talking about spooky stuff. - Yeah, I suppose it. - Yeah, I suppose it is. - We're exposing it. Because that's the thing, there can be two truths or a truth in a lie. You can be like-- - Two things can be true at once. - Yes. And I guess I bet you they're not saying the name of Jesus a whole lot. - Yeah, true. - You know, like-- - Well, essentially they are. - Jesus doesn't come first. - No, they've never mentioned Jesus. - Oh really? - No. - Because they, so what's the Orthodox component of this? They just practice maybe like traditionalism or something like that? - Yeah, they probably just can choose certain aspects of things. - Wow. - Yeah. It's very weird. And like, I want to do more research in it. Because it just seems like even with the next boat did an amazing job on this video. But it literally seems like you put a toe in the ocean. - Yeah, I feel like there's so much going on here. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's a lot. And it's tough. He watched it twice, I only watched it once, and I had to have it breaking down for me. It's a lot. - This is very interesting. - It's very interesting. - Very interesting. - The fact that he's right under our noses, we have no idea. - Do we been saying Illuminati? Try Alotra. - Yeah. - Alotra. - It just sounds dirty, you're saying it too. - But they go Alotra. - Sounds like an Astra. - Yeah, but they will, I mean, they have such a, if honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if something comments or something happened on this video because I think they do have these farms. - Dude, what's the point? - That would be interesting. - It would be interesting. So that's why I hung up on that. - It putin' pillows. - And putin' pillows. - Maybe it's because these figures are, I don't wanna say this. - I think they're just, they're trying to infiltrate all aspects of everyone's lives, geopolitics, and cause a ruckus. So someone can swoop in and save the day. - And I don't think this is the last time we're ever gonna talk about it. - No. - I feel like this is just a tip in the iceberg. - Do you have like a timeline on when this was born, the birth of this? - 2003 was like the first like, like, literature. - Okay. - So I mean, that's the earliest that we have. - And it was called ala astra. - Or ala astra. - Or ala astra. Or was it called a creative society? - I think it's ala astra. - The creative society came after ala astra. - Yeah, that's because they needed like a public facing thing, something that doesn't sound so spooky. - Yeah, 'cause it doesn't. Creative society also sounds spooky. - Yeah, it does. - It also doesn't make sense. - It doesn't really even make sense. - Society of creatives. - Who's their marketing person? - I don't know, but I just went through their website and it's absolute trash. - Oh, it's bad website? - I mean, it just looks like it's straight out of the 90s. - Oh, interesting. - The whole thing, it's wacky. - Well, they're doing it from Ukraine, right? - Yeah, or just, who knows now? 'Cause I mean, they literally, after the next post video came out, weirdly, all the YouTube channels that they had, delete it. - What? - So this next post guy is, he is huge influence. He is like a big following and stuff. - Huge following, yeah. - Wow, he's brave, putting that out. - He does really cool stuff. - Really great stuff. - Yeah, so that is phenomenal. - Danish guy, Denmark guy. - Yeah, crazy stuff, though. - Wow, very interesting, boys. Good work. - All right, you wanna, I got the van meter, mid visitor, or operation mincemeat. - Dude, I want mincemeat. I had to pee so bad. - Okay, go ahead, go ahead. - Go ahead, you're fine. - I drank a coffee. - You're fine. We talked about Spider-Man while you were gone, by the way. - Not really, we didn't talk about Spider-Man at all. He just said you saw it. And I said, I didn't see it. - Said it was good. I saw Demi and Sammy saw it. She thought it was hilarious. She thought it was great. You would have loved it. - You really think I would have liked it? - Yes. - I don't like superheroes. - It's a story with romance, with love, with loss. That's all it is. It's just decorated with superhero. You would love it. - I like the Toby McGuire Spider-Man. - Okay, people are saying these are just as good. - Those are good. You like Spider-Man. - Did they hear? - Speaking about celebrities and religion, did you hear that Andrew Garfield converted to Cabal? Cabal? - What was that? - It's like the ancient Judaism. - No, I didn't. - A lot of these, and Jennifer Aniston is too. - We're here. - I don't know that's true. - I have to look into it. I don't know. - It was a Buzzfeed video that I saw, so it was both fake. - Speaking of that, in the past week and a half, I read three books. - Shut up. How are you devouring it like this? - 'Cause I just had any time. It was just like, I would wake up in the morning in Montana and the time change, everything. I would just wake up and I loved the audiobook while reading. - I'm tempted. - I don't know if that's all, the immersive reading. - immersive reading, yeah. - It's so good. - I'm tempted to start doing that. - I just did three thrillers back to back to back and they were freaking awesome. - Okay. - Yeah, they should have a library yesterday. - Hmm. - What were they into the books? One, the only one left by Riley Sagar. - Okay. - Sagar? - So stinkin' good. And it's just like that perfect. It's like, main in the '60s, a mansion, haunted mansion, on a cliff, overlooking it. Like, it's just, it's like, very steep and can't even feel but it's very good. Which one do you want to hear about? - Minced meat. - Minced meat? - Which one do you like more? - I mean, the van meter visitors are great, cryptid. But then also, we haven't done a cryptid in a while. - Okay. - I got a cryptid. - I got a cryptid. - Okay, cryptid. - All right, so this episode's gonna be a little longer. - Okay, this is a lot of fun stories though. We have a lot of good stuff. All right, so this is the story of the land up. - A thousand B.C. - A thousand B.C. This is the story of the van meter visitor, okay? Late night, September 1903 in van meter, Iowa. It's a town of 900 people, pretty small town, right? There's a farmer, his name is Eugene. He's walking home after a long day at 1 a.m. It's walking down Main Street, head and home, just a few blocks away from his house. All of a sudden, he sees this bright, unnatural light coming from the top of a two-story building in his town that he's grown up in. He's never seen this type of light. You imagine his 1903, you don't have spotlights. - No. - On the tops of buildings. And he stops and he freezes and he looks up and the light shifts towards him almost as if it's a spotlight. And it looks away and he gets closer and he haulers because there's nobody gonna be working at this time of night. No lantern that shines that bright. What is happening? Suddenly, this light jumps across the street and lands on the other side of the street on top of a building. It stays there and it looks back at him, looks away, jumps across the street. He hears a weird flapping noise and he has no idea what he's seeing, he's frozen in fear. Suddenly, this thing jumps up, floating above the street, flies straight north. - Pardon? - Just out of sight, gone. Wakes up the next day, telling a couple of friends, not telling a whole lot of people because he has no idea what he saw. He's very, very scared. The second night, a doctor, Dr. Alcott, was asleep in his downtown office. Gets woken up by a bright light shining into his room. Wakes him up. Scared to death, walks in front of the window and sees a creature. - Oh my goodness. - And I'm going to show you a picture of what they describe this creature to look like. This thing was, what you would imagine a humanoid back. that creature staring right at him with four legs, a beak like a bird, standing at over nine feet tall. Is this a real picture? I don't think it is, but that's when you search it up that's absolutely terrifying. And so this guy sees the creature. He grabs his gun, that's in the corner of the room, shoots five times. The creature does nothing, screeches, flies away. The third night, now at this time, rumors are spreading through the town and there's a guy named Peter Dunn, he's a bank teller, he does not believe a word of it. He's a naysayer, he's doubting everyone, he's probably some guys trying to scare people so he can go in there and rob or whatever, because that's the only logical conclusion in his mind. So he sleeps in the bank with a shotgun and he's woke up to a gurgling noise, a low but loud gurgling noise as if someone's choking. He hears it from outside, he gets up and he looks at the window and standing out there once again is this creature. It shines its light, blinds him, he shoots, the creature goes away, flies away. In the next morning, they walk outside the bank and they see two huge footprints about this big with three toes, three toes, let me say your picture. They went out and they took plasters of the castings. Plasters. Yeah. Those footprints may plaster whenever that and they still have them in a museum. Plaster casts of footprints they found outside on the fourth night, a man named OV White. He was a store owner. He was in his room above his store and he also heard the same gurgling. He opened his window and he saw on the telephone pole, this nine foot creature just draped in its own wings, he yelled at it, took a shot at it. The thing opened its wings and then out of nowhere, he smells an odor that is so disgusting that he literally can't help himself but look away and start vomiting. Ew. It emit some type of stench. That's very common. It's very, yeah, we hear it all the time. So it was nine feet tall, massive bird-like beak. I'll send you a drawing of what they said it was supposed to look like. Yeah. They got them in the footprint photos. That building says OV White. OV White. Oh, does it? Yeah. Cool. Okay. And so this is on the fifth night. I mean, the whole town is going absolutely bonkers over this whole thing. And there was this one because this van meter is a mining town, coal mining town. Cool. And so there's this one guy who had heard gurgling in the cave the night prior. So he got the director, Jay, Ale Plei, Jr. He gathered about five to six men. He stood out at his front of the cave and they waited until one o'clock in the morning. It always came out early, early in the morning and how came this creature gurgling at them with a tinier version of it. Mom and it's baby perhaps. He reproduced. They shot until they were out. It was unaffected. They once again opened up their wings. The smell came. All the men literally, it's it was a stench that's unbearable. You can't even fight through that they were all vomiting, turning away and all this stuff. The next morning, they went to the cave where they assumed that this thing lived, right? And they blew up the entrance and they closed it off and it has been closed off ever since. Apparently, there's rumors that they excavated it and found nothing, but that's it. So the town stopped mining as a result of this monster. Yes. It was a mining town, but you hear in Iowa, there are a story after story of people, even up to 2023, of people saying they saw this tear dactyl, bat light creature that is unincredibly large flying over them or on the side of the road. When we've talked about that story, I think one that was like a guy crossing a bridge and there was one laying down and it got up and took off. Something about Iowa, but that is the story of the van meter visitor or the van meter monster. Yeah, because it has a horn that emits light, that's what it says. What the flip? I know. It's weird, right? That's some watchers kind of creation. Yeah. It's very scary. Very good. Yeah, it's fun, right? What's your cryptid? Stinky cryptid. Are they all stinky? Me. Yeah, you. What's the fun? I heard stinky cryptid and I was like, where are we going? I'm just trying to be our white stinky end of that. I'm going to share photos after the fact that I do have photos of what I believe this is, but the question to introduce it out is if you guys heard of something called a Florida crawler. No. No. It's like genuine. I hate that I found the story rate before hunting season opens because it literally starts in North Florida and ends really close to where we are and it's freaking terrifying. It sounds like me on the island. Could be. I wonder if that was, I became a cryptid to say because they saw me in the island. Yeah. I'm the perimeter. That's gurgling. Just youth throwing up in the woods. Yeah. I'm trying to see how it is. No, he, that's a screen. That would have been worse there. Yeah. Okay. So there are encounters. It starts out around Tallahassee, 2010, 2011. There's this woman. She's driving down a back road and after dark, she says something. She's like driving down this road. There's nothing out there after dark and like rate as it's setting something like darts across the road. She sees it says it had pale skin looked vaguely human and it was running all fours before disappearing into the woods. The story which is propagated by her boyfriend. This is what makes me feel like it's a little bit more legit. She saw it while the, and like while she immediately tells her boyfriend and he continues to tell the story and she's like, stop freaking talking about it. Like he's the one who keeps saying, but she said the weird thing about this, this humanoid form that ran across is she was like, I can't tell you why I, like, there's not something visual there. She was like, but I just had this weird sense that it was female. It's just like this. So pale skin thing runs across the woods. She rationalizes and literally whatever it was, no matter how many times, you know, like bear with mange, all the things that people would say it was like nothing checks out. And so anyway, so that story gets talked about this boyfriend keeps on talking about it. Post the story online and then a Tallahassee newspaper shares it and then someone reads the story and it's like how these things typically go like unconnected people. The Tallahassee newspaper reports it and then someone said their mother way back in the 80s had a really similar encounter. And so this story goes, she was walking down a fire road again, same area. And she had a dog that she would hike with. It was like her protectors, a rottweiler, 150 pounds. Like this dog had a history of like running into stuff in the woods and it just like, it almost like how they describe it, like, enjoyed the confrontation of like, but apparently so they're walking down this thing and then she sees something unusual on the ground. These enormous tracks that she can't place is someone who hikes in the woods all the time. She's like, I don't know what the freak those are. And she said the weird thing is it wasn't like they were running, but they were spread each step so freaking far out. She was like, I don't understand what this is. And then she said she looks up to the woodmine. There's a cypress tree where she is and something from around the tree shifts over a little bit. The dog who enjoys confrontation as soon as that happened, bolts, literally turns. She has to run out of there with the dog and this is a freaking creepiest detail about this encounter. She said what she saw, like, well, you know, the question, what are you looking at? What did it look like? And she like, she's like, it had dark eyes. You know, like black eyes. She's like, it was like there was no eyes there. Like she can't, she again, there's this detail. It's just like, I felt something and I don't have a memory of exactly what it looked like. So the first encounter is like, it was female, but I can't tell you why this encounter is like the eyes were like gone. There was like a void. I believe her. And so I believe acting anytime I read these stories, I'm like, these are fake. I hung in the woods at night. Like I don't want to believe these things. Well, it continues. This is dug up. I had the internet connect it for me, but several. So I'm trying to think it's like four hours away from Tallahassee to Ocala about something like that. So there are. So I was thinking about what was Ocala. I had these things hide in Ocala. Uh-huh. Three hours away. Oh, I'm sorry. Four hours away. Three teenagers. They were driving something shot across the road, 15 feet in front of their truck. And they described it as pale skin. The body looked like that of an extremely old man. They were like long arms, long hands, long feet. And the detail that they locked in on, which they said they did see, wasn't it looked as though he had like permanently exposed teeth, like the skin had pulled back. Oh, no. And so they were like, wow, like 15 feet is close, you know, I mean, it's like the length of a car. So this thing, this thing crossed right in front. It was running. all fours. That's the other detail and it ran across series detail. It ran across the road. Oh, I've read the mention. Incredibly fast. Disappeared in the woods. And apparently, these kids continue talking about it. They weren't like reserve. They're like, guy, we all, I mean, you get it. It's three people together. Like they were able to like affirm the story. So I started doing research. I start trying to find other connected stories of this. And I run across this article. I didn't write his name. I'll insert it here. Anyways, I found I found this other cryptid and the guy who posted about it. I realized it's connected to our buddies that expanded perspectives. And so I was like, Hey, let me, I was like, you guys literally wrote a book with this dude. And I was like, tell me I was like, because I found something creepy. I need to know that if this is real or if like this dude's trustworthy, he's one of the best dudes. He like hunts down and researches these stories. So they weren't saying like he may have been posting about it to like gain more insight. But the fact that he was looking into it and talking about it does add some legitimacy to at least the fact that like people are trying to convince people or people like really believe this has happened. But so in O'Calla, there was this hunter. He'd been hunting this particular property. Sorry, not O'Calla. Central Florida. He'd been hunting this particular property for I think eight years, put game cameras up. That's always the thing. If there's a big footwise in the on game camera and like all this sort of stuff, well, apparently the dude started realizing that his cameras were getting like jacked with like stuff was like messing. Sometimes they were missing. Sometimes they were messed with. And a lot of hunters will like, they'll do that. Like you're in my spot. I don't want you to put a camera back up. Don't want to hunt it. Let me send these photos. This is what his game camera. Oh my gosh. Dude, I saw it. I saw it. They talk about one of these creatures though. Did you guys see that one? I think I sent it to you. I got showed you on the show. The backyard. Yes. Yeah. It sounds just like that. Before I hit send, they're like, where's the doubt? This is where Larry. This is west of Larry. So to put legitimacy, green swamp. This isn't that county, which is one of Florida's biggest like you can get lost out there sort of swamps. And it's actually where the Florida state record buck comes from. And this thing is just massive. And in Florida, you can kill a buck with only a 10-inch time. And so in Florida, for a deer to get so big that no one's ever seen it like to be like a record buck, you've got it. The woods is so thick. Kind of anything can exist out there. No one would know. Oh my gosh. Is the point of making shiver. That's where this dude sent in these photos from. No, thank you. That's crazy. What the heck? Dude, what do you do if you see that thing in the wild? What the heck is that? That does look like an old man. I see. Yeah. Or a woman. Like Larry bird in his 90s. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. So that's from a trail cam. That's a trail cam. So the guy deleted the so like he didn't send in the the edges of the trail cam photo. Like for instance, if I send you a photo from my trail cams, it'll say date, time, brand. But if you see that I use Tacticam by reveal, you could go to Tacticam and say like, because it's in a cloud. So Tacticam could pull it up. So this dude was like, I don't want I'm not talking. He was like, you can do your research. Thought you should know. So he's not looking for cloud. He's like, I don't want to be attached to this crap at all. I would move. I would never go hunting again. It's amazing. You do Andrew. That's good. There's a truder in my house. I'm getting milk and cookies in the whole night. Yeah, this is what's scary. Those if you like circle Orlando, north of us, you get Ocala where the three teens had the encounter. And then you go down to the southwest to Claremont, like toward Tallahassee. And that's the other swamp. And so like this region apparently has to two encounters like that. There's one more that you'll really like. This one's terrifying. Let's just got posted on the Alabama. Oh, what are they called? Greenbo, Alabama. Dude, that literally was in my hand. Anytime I hear Alabama to hate an Alabama podcast. Don't know nothing about them. But the story was on there. Fisherman goes out in the Gulf. He's fishing having the time of his life. And I'm talking out there, like sleeping on the water type out their trip. And they're catching fish. They're cleaning their catch all. You know, it's like damage dark in the middle of the night. They anchor up. And then he said he looked up at the sky. And he said it was like a ball of fire just went and like lit. And he was like, what the freak is that? Like his brain thought flare, but it was hovering. And then five in a single row. He's like, what the like he was like, he's like, I'm tired. There's a glare. He was like, how am I seeing like not double? I'm seeing five starts freaking out. Looks at his radar. Nothing's on his radar because you know, you have to have all those imaging things right out there. But there is another ship. Like a few miles south of them. And he's like, he's like, it's not them. They're not shooting flares. He's like, I don't know what I'm seeing. And then on the radio, Mayday, Mayday, flares sighted. The other ship starts reporting that flares are in the sky. And he's like, I don't know what I'm looking at. It kind of looks like flares. Like, hey, Coast Guard, like, I think you should get out there a couple hours later. Nothing happens. We're still this Coast Guard comment. Like no, Coast Guard, which is supposed to be like, yeah, here we are on it, saying nothing. Literally after I think the third time, the dude is like, hey, dude, we see it too. It's not a flair. That's all that's all I'm going to say. The next morning, attentional mariners, this is the Coast Guard. We've investigated the flair sightings. No one's in distress. It's not a flair. And please stop reporting. End of story. Coast Guard shut it down. He's like, the fisherman's like, I don't, I still don't know what that was, but he watched five in a row. Glowing balls of fire. Somebody give me one answer. Just one mystery. But the Coast Guard basically was like, drop it. Well, that's crazy. I have a story very similar to that. I know we're over time, but I want to tell it. Guys, what do you think? Yeah. What do you think? Do it. Do it. Do it. All right. Conspiracy theory spot guy. I'm scared now. I'm freaking scared, dude. It's a good episode. This one's not scary at all. Oh good. Just kidding. It's a little scary. Conspiracy theory spot casted an episode on this. It's very fun. But it's the story of Frederick Valentich disappearance. Okay. Who is like one of the more known stories in Australia. And I'm not going to say why it's known because I want you guys to listen to this story. Okay. So October 21st, my birthday, 1978, 20-year-old Australian pilot, Frederick Valentich, was a pilot, an amateur pilot, trying to get his license for becoming a commercial airline pilot. He had about 150 hours of flying experience. Everyone, all of instructors, he was in the air force for Australia at one point. All of them said amazing flyer. Very, very good flyer. Very good pilot. He took off from the more more ab and airport near Melbourne. He rented a Sessna 182L, took off and he was about a, I think they said it was about a 70 minute flight that he was taking. And it was across an area in Australia called the Bass Straight Toward King Island. So that's where he was going. It was over a body of water. They talked about Frederick basically. He really didn't like flying over water if he could avoid it. But it was just a short little trip. And so he took off about 706 pm. He's flying around 4500 feet over this Bass Straight. And he talks to his air control guy. And something happens and he disappears. His father, later that night, is like, "What happened my son copped show up said your son's missing or we got a search party out there for him? Plain and everything. Plain and everything." And that was kind of it. They never found him. The father's like, "Can you please give us the last recording of him?" Because the one thing that we don't have of them is a recording of his voice. So can we please just have that? And it took months because it was technically classified under investigation recording. They finally agreed to give him the recording as long as he never shared it to the public. And he's like, and the father said, "It's my son." He said, "I'll do whatever. I just want this recording." So he stayed true to his word. He never shared the recording of his son until he died. Nice. And then his family released recording. Yeah. And this is what happened. Oh, no. Oh, yes. 7 to 6 p.m. Frederick is flying over the bass straight in Australia. So he's talking to the controller. And he asks if there's any known aircraft in his vicinity, in his vicinity, the controller says there's no known traffic. The Valentich, Frederick, says, "Well, there's a large aircraft out here." And he says, "Okay, what can you identify what it looks like?" He said, "I see four bright lights, almost like landing lights." Then the object apparently passed over him roughly a thousand feet above his aircraft. Valentich asked, "If there were any Air Force aircraft nearby, again, no known aircraft." And after he starts describing its behavior, he tells the controller that this thing keeps passing over him at speeds he can't identify, and it says that it seems like whoever's controlling it is playing "playing some sort of game." So the control is like, "Yeah, we don't know. There's literally nothing in your area." Then it goes away for a bit. And then it comes back, he gets a better look at it. The controller asks him to describe the aircraft. Valentich said, "It's a long shape." Then he says, "The object appears to be orbiting above him while he's circling." Yeah, so he's like, I guess, flying around. This thing is just hovering above his aircraft. Terrifying. And then he says, "It has a green light. It appeared metallic and looks shiny on the outside." This is what he's saying to the controller. And then at some point, the object just disappears. And then it comes back. And now it's approaching from another direction. Frederick's engine starts malfunctioning. That approximately 7/11 to 7/12, Valentich reports another problem. As Cessna engine is running roughly, the controller asks, "What are your intentions? What are you going to do?" Your engine is running bad. Valentich says he intends to continue towards King Island because I guess he was getting close. And then this is the final thing he said. He says that strange aircraft is back. It's hovering on top of me again, silence. It's not an aircraft. And then the microphone remained open and the controller said for approximately 17 seconds the recording captures strange pulsing metallic noises. And then nothing. What does it mean, "Not an aircraft." Anything flying, even though it's weird, you would say it's an aircraft. He said it was not an aircraft. He said, "This thing is over me again. It's not an aircraft." What year? Even though it's a UFO. 1978. Have the UFO language or blend? Here's the thing. The UFO stuff, there's a years long investigation of this thing. This is so strange. The government, this was a classified document. Like this investigation was classified up until a couple of years ago. But the government basically put out, "Oh, Fredrick was obsessed with UFOs." Basically, he wanted to end his own life. He came up with this story because he's like, "Oh, UFOs, all this stuff." Turns out, he was interested in UFOs. But all his. As a guy who wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Do you have a heartbeat? I mean, you're interested in UFOs. The people that he worked with, his family, they're like, "He never really talked about UFOs. In fact, a lot of his former employees were like, "He never mentioned UFOs. He wasn't obsessed with UFOs." But to this day, they don't know where his aircraft is. Wow. But so they just. Make you think. Nope. Yeah. Which I hate to think about. Nope. That was a crazy movie. Oh, yeah. I think the alien ingests. So they kind of just dismissed it as like he just. He went into his life and he made up this story about UFOs. And all I'm saying is if the dude was a UFO researcher and that's what he's trying to get at, I had a given you the best freaking description of what I was looking at. Oh, yeah. It looks like an alien. Not an aircraft. Yeah. He never said UFO in the recordings because it didn't look like what he thought a UFO would look like. And it's something like we're. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, as far as, like, even if it was UFO that you could still call that some type of aircraft. To say, it's not an aircraft. What the. Oh, yeah. What does that mean? Yeah. I'm thinking cloaking, dude. Like, if that's because he's saying it's appearing. It's disappearing. I'm like, I bet that thing was there. Here's the thing. The story was validated by four different witnesses, the same night, who were all along the Bass Strait, all reported separately without hearing Fredrick's story. I think two of them heard Fredrick's story. But two of them were like, they reported seeing a strange series of lights that was traveling at crazy speeds over the Bass Strait. And one person thought it was a flare at first, but this flare appeared and then shot off. Like, oh, that was in a flare. Yeah. All reported October 21st, 1978. Man. But to this day, we still don't know. We know nothing. That is why Fredrick, if you're listening, we believe you. When we get to Patreon, I'm going to give you a story of someone actually seeing a light and kind of figuring out what it was. You know, there was actually. I don't know. I reported a, probably the brightest flare that I've ever seen on October 21st, 1992. Is that Josh Schubert? Wow. A Star is born. Yeah. A big one. It's being a Star is born. We got an episode right after this on patreon.com/ninjasabutterflies or you can become a YouTube member. Yes. I have a crazy story. We have one story from Andrew that you can talk about. I have a crazy story that is too much for YouTube and Spotify. We will get flagged if we talk about this story. Are we going to talk about the Bohemian guy? No. No. But one is crazy. Well, we will talk about the Bohemian growth guy. This isn't scary. It's just stuff that would get flagged. Okay. But it's a crazy conspiracy. Cool. Yeah. I got a couple more things. And a guy broke into Bohemian growth and got some video. We're going to talk about that as well. I knew that. And not the same guy. They got like that. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Everybody who has an extra dollar to spare and wants to help out, go visit convoyofhope.org/dengess. Yes. Yes. Please. Thank you so much for that. You have more dollars after that. You can go to Sundaycooswag.com. But I'm going to tell you right now, if you're going to buy swag, wait one more week. Wait one more month. Thank you. Go donate to Columbia. All right, guys. We'll see you in Patreon. YouTube members. Bye. Bye. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. Any of you know what these ball time decade, UAP, all of these are aliens. Bottle nose. Fish picks. There's a massive, please wear a spot. Oh, the dog can't thank. It's a dog and salad. Yeah. I have to pee so bad. Bye.