#207 PHONE NUMBERS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

- These are four phone numbers that everyone should know. - Tell me number, okay, the first one. 267-436-5109. - Oh, I'm familiar with that one. - It's the Hogwarts admissions phone number. - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. So, this will play a magical Harry Potter tune, and then it'll lead the person who ever calls to the Hogwarts admissions office, and I believe it lets you know if you're accepted or declined. - Okay, just accepted or declined. It doesn't do the sorting hat. I haven't called it, so I don't know. - Is that something different? - I have no idea. - Okay. - But we could figure that out if we call it. - Yeah, I can do it right now, if we'll call it at the end of the pod. - Okay, I like that. - Let's see what happens. - Let's call all the numbers at the end of the pod, guys. - Okay. - The next one is 631-960-7169. - Don't know what that is. - So this is a phone number to outsource your friendship to India. - Wait. - What? - Wait, what? - So once you give this number to someone, they will hear an Indian man saying, "Hello, caller, your lovely friend has given you this phone number because he or she has decided to outsource your friendship to India." And I have taken over the friendship for his or her friendship duties and requirements from now on. - Have you tried this one? - No, I haven't. - Well, we're gonna try it later. We're gonna try it later. - Wait, so you could, I feel like this is great for like girls who don't want to give out their number. - Exactly. - This is the ultimate friend zone. - Yeah, it would be really funny. - Yeah. - Now you have an Indian man as your friend. - They're gonna be like, what area code is that? - India. - Mumbai. - The next one is 833-324-7992. - Okay. - It's kind of familiar. - This is for children. This is the tooth fairy headquarters. - Oh, I've called this all the time as a kid. You're a weirdo. So you can give this phone number to your children to call and it says, "Hi, thanks for calling tooth fairy headquarters. We have a few special messages for you to choose from." So they can either choose to talk about losing their first tooth, their dental visits, or a pep talk about teeth. - I love a pep talk, especially about your tooth. And then the last one, I put this one here, I put this on here just for you. - Did you? - Literally. - I literally put this one on here just for you. - Is it to grow hair? - No. Why would you think that? - I don't know. You're saying it specifically for me. - 505-503-4455. - I know this one. - Do you? - No, I have no idea. - This is the Better Call Saul Hotline. - Oh, I should have known it. - So on the show, a lot of people try to get Saul's number seeking legal representation and like them, this number will direct whoever dials it to the Better Call Saul Hotline. I don't know what happens when you call it, but we're gonna try all these at the end of the podcast. - As a fan of the show, especially Better Call Saul, great follow-up, great prequel. I need to try that. I need to see what happens. - There's a few, I have two more. You have two more numbers. - Do you want the bonus one? - More phone numbers? - You know this one. - 9-1-1. - No. - 9-1-1 that people should know. Yes. - 8-8-8. - 2-2-2, 2-2-8. I don't know what that is. - Second floor. - What's the second floor again? - Do you remember that? - I kind of remember. - It was like a hotline to be able to call like if you were feeling lonely, you needed a friend or like if you had problems. - Oh yeah, we sometimes call them. - I didn't do it. - I didn't do it. - I didn't either. I would never. - We definitely did. - But you'd call them and prank call them basically and that was one. - It's big. - And there's another one. - We've definitely done that. - 303-0-3-9-0-5. - Why did we do that? That was so mean. - There's a song by Skizzy Mars and I think it's Allick King. And it goes like 303-9-0-5-5-5-3-5. And when you call it, you get the voicemail of Allick King and Skizzy Mars. - Okay, cool. - Skizzy Mars fan that is gonna come in hand. - I actually don't think Skizzy's in the song. I think that's why I'm finding it. - Welcome back to the podcast. This is podcast 207-303-9-0-5-5-9-3-5. That's the number. - We are filming this podcast a little bit in advance because I'm going on vacation. So I think by this podcast, I mean finals might be over. - They might be over or we'll know where the next stand. - Yeah, which is horrifying but also very exciting. - Yeah, it is. - I'm excited. I'm excited too. You know what, I would like the next to win just because I would like to go see the parade in parties and stuff. - You would go to the next parade if they won. - If my friends were going as like a group activity, I wouldn't go by myself. - I don't think, did you go to the Giants Parade as a kid? When they won? - No, I didn't, because my dad didn't really, he wasn't like a, my dad didn't go to the city often. So we didn't make it a thing. - I'm assuming it was in New York. - It was in New York. - Yeah, it was you. - I saw all of the, so I used to work with the Giants. I saw all of the behind-the-scenes footage that gave all the players cameras. So I got to look through almost every single player's point of view throughout the parade, pre-parade parties after. I saw all the footage. - That's awesome. - It is pretty cool. - You got to release it. - They're shotgun and beers. It's awesome. It's so funny. It's so cool. - I mean, those are moments that, I mean, I've never had a sports championship besides my Orlando Apollos and the AAF. - Yes. - So I don't know what it feels like. And to win something and to be proud of your team and to celebrate with the other fans, I feel like there's nothing. It's like that's what you play for. - I mean, the last time that I experienced a championship was when I was 13 years old. - Which is fair. Am I stupid to say that I'm scared? Not for the series, but if they were to win. - Yeah, the city's gonna go up in flames probably. - But does it ruin sports? - What do you mean? - Like, as someone who's never had a championship, the ultimate goal is for the Knicks or the Metz, the Dothans to win a championship. - Yeah. - Once they win, am I gonna feel like content? - No, you're gonna feel very excited. And it just restarts all over again. - That's the love of the game. - I guess it is. - The love of the game, you won as many as possible. But that first one is definitely the sweetest. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I feel like that's what gets me hyped and excited. Like, that's why I want it so bad. I think you gotta ask a Patriots fan about that because they won so many times over the course of their lifetimes. - Or a dumb Steelers fan, who might have just walked in just before. - Oh, did he? - Yeah. - Oh. - Hey, Nick. - Nick, our makeshift blitz guys behind there. - Follow makeshift blitz if you don't already. It's our football tournament. I don't even see him walking. - Yeah. - Yeah, so if the next win, knock I'm one for you. - Okay, thank you. - If the next win, I will go to the parade. If, like, because I feel like, I went to the New York City marathon to not really celebrate anyone that I'm super good friends with. It was our friends, girl friend. - Yeah. - Jill, shout out Jill. I'm friends with her. But like, I only went because it was our boys going and having a celebratory day and having fun. If we, if like, I'm sure that our group will do it. - Okay. - Before that our big group will go to the next parade. - Yeah. - Just as for a fun day. - I told Sonali, I said, I don't care what the plans are. I think she has plans to watch Love Island with her work friends on Wednesday. 'Cause US and UK are starting. - You better not be watching that. - Well, I said it yesterday when we had people over. I was like, oh, see you guys Wednesday and I just realized I was like, no, I'm not. I'm like, I will be at the bar. I don't care if I have to go alone. I'm gonna run into another Nick's fan. - Yes, I would also do the same thing. If I lived in Connecticut and didn't, that's not where my main core is. I would just go by myself. - Yeah, I mean, I was like, I'm not gonna settle for like listening or just only watching it while all you and your friends watch this. I'm like, I busted out the second TV the other day. - You need the allergy gun. - But yeah, I need people to be into the game rooting for the same team. I want to be in that environment. - You need to find a bunch of Nick's fans in Connecticut. - I'm excited, I'm doing the watch party, which already happened at this point. - That's the game too. - Shout out Virgil's. - They came to me and asked me if I wanted to host it. - Yes. - I'm hopeful that they would. - We'll see. - Again, I don't want to speak any bad terms onto it. - Kind of getting a little too excited right now. - No, I'm all jazzed up and by this point, we could be down three out. - He's all jazzed up. - No one knows. - Yeah, if you're down. - What's going to be over? I think the next game is Monday, Wednesday, then Saturday or something like that. - Oh my god, imagine this ears is over and this podcast comes out. - That would be horrible. I'd be so sad. We're gonna look back and retrospect. - That would be miserable. - One thing that is upcoming by the time this podcast comes out is the World Cup. - And Fanatics Fest. - And Fanatics Fest in July. - In July. - Yes. - It was June last year, it's July this year. - Well, let's just make it known that we, Fanatics was, we were thankful enough for Fanatics to allow us to have two live shows at Fanatics Fest this July at the Javits Center in New York City. So if you want to come, buy our tickets, come see us live. It's gonna be fun. - Two shows, we're doing it. - Two shows. - Saturday and Sunday. So a lot of people ask us the days that we're doing. I said Sunday, but now it's Saturday and Sunday. We have shows. - We got both, baby. - And we're trying to get some good guests to play some games. - Why is he sitting on the dark over there? - He never turns the lights on. Okay, but the World Cup is coming up. By the time his podcast comes out, we're gonna be like just a few days, if not starting it. - Yes. - Oh, I wish that stayed. - It's gonna stay. - What's his name again? Trollolero, Trollolato. - Trollolero, Trollolato. Okay, I want to quiz you on the World Cup. - Go for it. - Can you name every country to win a World Cup since its inception in 1930? - I could try my best. - There's only been eight countries to win since 1930. - All right, let's go with, I'm just gonna go with Argentina 'cause they just won. - Argentina just won, they've won three times. - Good for them. - They're actually fourth on the list in terms of how many victories they've had. - How many has the number one won? - Number one has won five times. You should get this country easily. - Brasilia. - Brazil is number one, they've won five times. - Viva Brasilia. - I don't think they've won since I think 2004. - With Kaká. - With Kaká, yeah, and Hulk. - Not the superhero. - Not the superhero, the soccer player. - Let's go with Uruguay. - Ronaldinho, my name is. - Uruguay. - Uruguay has won, that's the one I didn't know if you were gonna get. - Oh, I got it. - They've won two times. I don't think they've won since 1950, I could be wrong. - Yeah, probably not. I know who won semi-recently as well, 'cause our friend Drew is German, Germany. - They are second most on the list. Germany has won four times. - Good for them, damn. - So you're right, we did do this list, but I was like champion since 2000. But all time, there's only been eight countries which I thought was nuts. - What about the Crescent homeland? - The Crescent homeland, what is it? - France. - Well, didn't you say that's not where Crescent are from? - Yeah, it's not there from Austria, but France. - Okay, France has won two times. They're tied with Uruguay. - Okay, how many more do I need? - You need three more. I mean, you should have the sweep here. I think you should. - England. - England has won. - Bring it home. - Bring it on. - Bring it home. - Bring the job home. - Which they haven't since 1966. - They haven't, they haven't, did yours curse? - Freaking. - Oh, did you? - Written a freaking couple. - That's what I said. - The last time they won was 1966. - It's a long time ago. - It is a long time. I thought championship droughts were bad. I imagine not win the World Cup in that long. - They're kind of, most countries don't. - Yeah, the US hasn't. - I don't think they ever will. - They never will win the World Cup. Maybe they will, who knows. - If we like, take a massive switch over to soccer, as like the sport that people care about, they could win. - Okay, how many do I need to? - You need two more. - South America, no, Europe, right? - Yes. - This is a weird one. - Weird one. - It's not weird. - Sorry. - I don't, what are you gonna say? Germany, France, oh, what about Spain? - Spain has won the only time they won. Do you know the year? - No idea. - 2010. - Not with Ronaldo. - Not with Ronaldo now. - Which is shocking, 'cause I feel like he was around. - Ronaldo is Portuguese. - Portuguese. (laughing) - Forget about that one. - That was Diego Costa. - And Davide Vía. - Yes. - I had that jersey. - Classic team. All of us since the beginning, that was hung out behind us. - They've only won once, do you still have that? Maybe that's what we give away. - And then the last one. - Last country in Europe. - In Europe, yes. - Not Portugal. - Not Portugal. - Not England. - Not England. - Not France. - I'm not Germany. - Well, I already said those, so yes. - You need one more, they've won four times, Brian. - Is it a crazy one? - It's not crazy at all. - It's not crazy. - No. - And I'm missing a big country. - Yeah. - I'm missing a big country. - Big country, yeah. - It's not Russia. - Not Russia. - I mean, it's physically big, but it's like France, Germany, England, the United Kingdom, is England, right? - Yes. - France, Germany, England, Spain, Portugal. - Which by the way, United Kingdom, they don't, they play separate countries, right? - It's England. - It's England. - Wales, it's all of them. - It's all of them together. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. It's England. They play as their own country. - Okay. So to anyone who's ever had that debate with us, I feel like that's messed up. If they play in the World Cup as separate countries, how's the UK one country? - It's not. - But people say it is. They're like the UK's all the same. That's why they don't know what they're talking about. - No, you're right. I don't know the difference. - That's a great point. - Do you mean the last country they won four times? - Neither ones. - Not the Netherlands. - That's Brian. - Belgium. - No. - Am I missing a random country? - Yes. - Not a random country. - I feel like you right now. - This is a very good country. - You were going to start yelling there? - Yeah, it was. I'm toning down. Just for you. Am I missing a humorous country? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Talk about, bring it home. - What the fuck? Yeah. - That's where I'm from, kind of. - Yeah. - Ireland. - Where else are you from? - Italy. - Italy. - Oh, man, I forgot about it. - I forgot about, that was it. - I forgot about, that's boot. - Italy has won four times. - Shout out to Italy. - And they're not even in the World Cup this year. - I know, sad. - Just pretty, yeah. - But the US is. - The US is. - Look at us. - Coming back. - The Tim Howard game when they lost in like the sweet 16 or whatever you want to call it. - Whatever. - Yeah, whatever you want to call it. That was a good one. - I like how that's done. I watch that in the back of James Lee's cleaners. - Do I leave it there? - Yeah, why not? - What did you use to call James Lee? - Like a good friend. - Oh, yeah. - And he still is. - He is, he's a great friend. - Oh, he texts me have to answer him. - Yeah. - Oh, happy birthday. - No. - Did you wish him a happy birthday? - He texts me on Taylor's birthday. - Yeah, okay. - Good topic. - You better answer him. - Who are you rooting for in the World Cup? - If Colombia's in it, I'm rooting for Colombia. - Let's look up the World Cup odds. Should we pick our teams? - Do you want to do that? - Yeah, wait a minute, do you want to do the random? - We did this after. - We did this after that X-Fest last year. - So we have to root for the team that we get chosen. - Correct. - Colombia's not bad on the odds. They're like, they're like maybe 15th. - They're plus 4,000? - Yeah, plus 4,000. - And we're ways ahead of them. - I got Uruguay. - Okay. - Plus 5,000. - So you're rooting for Uruguay? - They're a sneaky fun pick. Historically one of the most successful national teams ever with two World Cup titles and a habit of overperforming. - With a habit of overperforming. I was thinking in my head how good I've been on the prompter. I felt great on the prompter. - With our new project that's coming out. - Yeah, it's a new project. - Hinted. - With two World Cup titles and a habit of overperforming relative to their population size. If this is for a video, that's a solid underdog draw. - There you go. Okay, I just copied and pasted up to the 25,000 odds. - I'm losing my speech. - Okay, yeah. Who do you think I get? - I think you're also gonna get Uruguay. - Can I pick another one? - What, what did say? - Morocco. - Morocco? No, you don't want them. They're plus 5,000. - I don't want them. - They're right there with me? - I don't want Morocco. This is it. Whatever this is, I have to go. - Okay, what is it? - Japan. - Japan. - Where are they on the list? There, odds are, plus 6,500. Root for them. Just choose your team, then. - I'm rooting for Morocco. - I'll root for Morocco. - Okay. - Morocco's my team. - I don't know, Morocco's my team. - Well, I'm gonna root for Columbia and the U.S. 'cause I'm America. - Yeah, so we just did that for fun. We did that for fun. Just to see what would happen. - Okay. Well, let's see who goes further. - Morocco or-- - Or Gua. - Yeah, okay, I'm in. - 20 bucks. - 20 bucks? Whoever goes further. You saw it here. $2,000 bet we just made. - No, $20. - No, I said $2,000. - Let's, now, I'll check the tape. Check the tape. Talking about soccer, I have a great transition topic about Neymar. - Do you? - So this is about Neymar's Saudi contract. - Are we becoming a soccer podcast? - I mean, this is fitting right now because I think this podcast comes out as the World Cup stars. - No, it does. - So it makes sense to talk a little soccer. Sorry, football. - Why not? Did you know Neymar played in Saudi? - Yeah. - I did. - He barely played, though. - Yeah, he didn't play a lot, but he played there. - Okay. - You will never believe what Neymar's Saudi contract actually consisted of. - I knew he made a lot of money. - He made a lot of money. - So what do you think? - So the first thing that they gave him was a luxury mansion with 25 bedrooms, a pool, three saunas, a full-time staff, and all the bills paid. - I can't blame him. - That alone would make me. - I can't blame him. - I mean, you look at all the live golfers that went out that way, and like you kind of understand why because the money was so much. - This kind of puts live golfers to shame. - It does. They're making so much money. - And there's more. That's just a pro of this. That's just a perk of joining this Audi league. - The perks? The perks and the pros. - He also got luxury gifts. He got. - What did he give them? - Eight cars, including a Bentley Continental GP and Aston Martin DBX, a Lambo Hurricana hurricane. Is it a hurricane or a hurricane? - I don't know. - A Lambo Hurricane, a private jet, and a 24/7 personal driver. - I mean, he can't beat it. - I don't understand. - Even if I got paid $0 and just got that stuff, I would be fine. - I don't need eight cars. - No, I don't think anyone needs eight cars. - I just need one. I don't even need a luxury car. - Yeah, give me like, I'd settle for like a $45,000 car. - A Jeep Grand Cherokee. - I don't need the Jeep. - I'm not a big Jeep guy. I'd rather something a little kick. - And Audi. - Nah, give me a Nissan Maxima. Throw it back. My 2009 one, I love this. - Nissan Maxima. Okay, he also got paid $500,000 per day, which comes out to $20,000 per hour. - Again, I'm starting to understand. - He's speechless, folks. - Did he even play that much? - Namar's time in Saudi was heavily disrupted by injuries, pushing his estimated earnings to an astonishing $23.5 million per appearance. - Per time he stepped on the field. - So I didn't even have to play like a full game. - He didn't pull it didn't matter. - He made Jalen Brunson's salary when he came to the mix every game. - Yeah, five years, 104 million. That was the original contract. - So he played seven games total. Spent 18 months in Saudi Arabia and left with over $250 million. - You can't tell me that was worth it for Saudi. - No! - There's no way. That's got to be one of the worst contracts in sports history. - It has to be. Unless they just have literal endless amounts of money. - I mean, they apparently do, but still. - Yeah, but I think the live might stop. - I heard that too. I think it is going to stop. - I kind of hope it does. - Well, I think Brayson's gonna become a YouTube golfer. He's like, he's not allowed back on tour for another year. So he's like, I'm just gonna do YouTube golf. - For a year. - For a year, why not? - I'm gonna go back in the PGA. - I'm not against it. Serve the time. You do the crime. You serve the time. - Is it a crime? - I don't know. - Maybe it is something. - You can take that off now. - No, I could take tongue, tongue, not tongue. - Not tongue, tongue. - Yeah, in the cameras though. - He might be in this one or mine. I can't see it. - That's where those little things should go. - Soccer. - I like that thing. - You like this over the record player? - No, I like the soccer guy. - But I do like this thing. I think this thing is better. It's cleaner. - Let's stick with soccer. - Oh my god. - Our soccer podcast. - Oh my god. - We're soccer podcast. - Is that very cat-like? - No, is it like Carl Anthony Towns? - Yes. - Cat-like? - Cat-like. - Oh, cat-like. - Yeah, like Carl Anthony Towns. - Yeah it was. - Oh my god, are we coming to soccer podcast? - That sounds like surfer dude. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - How'd you say it first? - I said, oh my god. Are we becoming a soccer podcast? - It was a little zesty. - A little zesty. - A little zesty, little cat-like. - Apparently can't say zesty anymore. - No? - I don't know. Somebody commented. - Did they? - They were like, you know zesty you shouldn't say. I was like, well, we said it. - Okay, zesty is a good word. - I thought it was a great word. - I think it's a good word. - Did you know the 2026 World Cup ball needs to be charged before every game? - Charged for what reason? - So the ball has a motion sensor in it so that FIFA can track where it is on the field. - Oh, what? - I don't really fully understand it, but it has a 500 hertz sensor inside the ball that needs to be charged. - See, this seems like nonsense. This seems like they don't have to do this. - I feel like they don't have to at all, but it's kind of cool that they are. - I feel like this is just for fun facts. Like, how far did the soccer ball travel in the World Cup Final? - So it reads touches, passes, shots, and deflections. So like at the end of the game, you can be like, "Oh, like players touch the ball." I don't know, 10,000 times. These six passes were completed by this player. - It's probably great for statistics. - Oh, it's awesome. I'm kind of all for this. The sensor fires 500 times a second. That data tells VAR where the ball moves. - Interesting. - So you can see curve on a shot. - Whoa. - So like a penalty kick or a free kick. You can actually track those metrics and see it. - So you kind of get like ball trackers, like shot tracers and golf, maybe in live or in replays? - Well, this is everything that we wanted in sports. - Is it? - Like we've always set like a baseball. Like you wish there was a sensor inside the ball that people would track. Oh, how far? - How hard did that home run go? - I would love that. That'd be awesome. - Something to track your golf ball. So you don't lose it all. - That'd be awesome. Fun fact, when I went to Australia to the Melbourne, no, sorry, the Jolong Cat Stadium, I got a private tour, and they had statistics on the wall of like specific games, and they have a tracker in every single player. I guess they put it in a jersey. They might do this in other sports, but they track how far they run, how fast they run, where they run, and they do like a spider web of every single player, and it kind of creates like an art piece for the history books. - Oh yeah, it's pretty cool. - They do that for basketball sometimes too. - It's pretty cool, pretty cool. - Cameras turn it into a 3D map, so you're right, with replays, players and the ball get tracked together so that they can create this like map type figure after the game. - This is the explosion of statistics in sports. - Offside calls get a ball signal too. This system knows the touch that started the play, which I don't understand how that works, like how you determine, hey, this was off sides, or this was the past, 'cause doesn't the sensor just pick up everything the same? - I have no idea. - I guess you could click on that certain one, and I'll tell you, I don't know. - Yes, I don't know. I also, I don't know if that's gonna slow down the game if they go to booth review for offsides and stuff like that, which I don't like in sports. - I don't love it either. - I like eyeball calls. - I do like the challenge in baseball though. - Yeah, no, that's good. 'Cause balls and strikes, some of these don't pile suck. - Those are different, but like offsides, that doesn't happen as often as a pitch. - Even the battery is part of the match, the ball goes from the field back to the charging dock after the game. - Look at that. - So they have it, they put a sensor inside a ball. - I feel like we've been waiting for this. - Yeah, but I feel like it's not gonna change the game much. It's just gonna change how we talk about it and the facts and statistics. - But like, why not with football? - I think they definitely will. - Can they not map a football? Like they bring the chains out to measure a first down. - Yeah. - Or to see if they're short. Like if they had a chip inside the ball, they could just map everything out. - I guess you could do that. - And then you could say how far the ball went in the air without like AWS calculating it for you. - AWS. - Amazon Web Services. - Wow, look at you. - I know. - Corporate Lingo. - Corporate Lingo. - Maybe. - Corporate Tax Back. - Corporate Jack is so back. - Yeah. I thought that was fascinating. - It is pretty fascinating. I kinda like it. - Look at us sharing sports facts. - It's like we have a podcast or something. - Like we have a sports podcast. But we have an everything podcast. - Well, what is this podcast? Are we sports? Are we comedy? I think we're under comedy on Spotify. - Yeah. - Which I don't really understand. - I mean, we're kind of funny. - If you have to say you're funny, you're not funny. - No, we're not comedically funny. We're funny because of how you finally agree with that take or no. - Well, it depends. If you say you're something, usually that means that you are not or are less than what you think. - I think you need to be proven wrong. - Okay. - So I think if you say you're a genius, like you should be able to support your argument. - Okay. - Maybe you shouldn't assume you're a genius, but like at least give me the opportunity to prove it to you. - Hmm. - So I think you could self-proclaim it. Like if I said I was funny, comedically funny, and I did a stand-up routine five minutes somewhere crushed, you'd be like, no, you are funny. - Yeah. - But give me a chance to prove. - I'm just saying that the general person, like the general celebrity, like let's think of somebody. Shane Gillis never said, I am the funniest man alive. - No. - Exactly. But he's super funny. - You're also going to a different extreme. Like when you say you are the smartest or you are the-- - That's usually what I'm saying. - Yeah. - I could say I'm funny because I do think I'm kind of funny, but I don't think I'm comedically funny. - No, I think people laugh at me. - No, I think if you say that you're in the higher tiers, like if you're saying that you're extremely funny, usually that means you're not extremely funny. Or if you're extremely whatever. - What if someone says, yeah, I'm gonna basketball or I'm gonna golf? - That's fine. - Like, but same thing, okay, prove it. Like back it up. - Yeah. - Maybe it's the, maybe it's like the really extremes. - Yeah. - Where it's like Kanye says it's genius. - And he's funny. - And he's like Walt Disney, Steve Jobs. - Exactly. - And he less like, that's what I'm saying. If Shane Gillis was like, I am one of the top five funniest men alive, he wouldn't say that. - But how do you think if Steve Martin said that? - He wouldn't say. - Or like Steve Corral. - That's what I'm saying, they wouldn't say that. - I guess it's kind of like an image thing too. Like it's not the best look to be promoting like that. - Exactly. - It's like let the work do the talking. - Exactly. - That's how I was on the basketball court back in my day. - That's how you were on the basketball. - Yeah. - I let my play do the talk. You're excessive rebounding. - I led by example. - Average to double double. - Come on. - That's great. - According to our coach, which I don't know how we kept those stats. - I don't know. - I think that was all BS. - Yeah, that was all BS. - It's fine. - Everything's fine. I believe him. Coach G, you're the man. - Yeah. - Next stop it. - That video with Coach G was pretty good. It actually did pretty well. - I got over a million views. - Yeah. - It's a pack. - Should I do it on Friday? - Yeah. - I'm going to do the assembly this Friday at Manaupe and High School. - You're gonna get locked down by him. - I don't know. - He said he didn't want me one V1. He goes, "No, you're too long." - Yeah, because hate to say it hated me in high school. (laughing) He did. It's a fact. We all know it. - No, he didn't hate you. Come on. - We'll talk after the podcast. - Okay, we'll talk after the podcast. - Might have to cut that one out. Do you want to talk about money or what's it called? - Whatever. They're good to talk about anything. Again, I don't know what this podcast actually is. Maybe if we had more of a purpose, we'd be better. The official 2026 USA income classes were announced. Oh, where are they? I want you to guess how much money these fall into. - Okay, so we're going brackets. So what is the poverty line? What is that from $0 to what? - I think it goes up to like $25,000. - So this is making per year. - Yes, $25,000, I feel pretty good. Maybe a little higher. - It's a little less than that. - This is dead poverty. - Okay, okay. - So this is $0 to about $16,000 per year, you are in poverty. - Crazy. - What about near poverty? - That one probably goes up to a range around like $35,000. - Pretty good. - So it's $16,000 to around $32,000 per year. - I can't imagine if you had a kid. - Yeah. - And had a support on that salary. - Especially living anywhere remotely near New Jersey, New York. - Yeah. - I don't think it's possible. - It's probably not. That's what adoption centers are for. - It's the same. - What about lower income? - Lower income, I would say goes up to like 45,000. So 32 to 45. - Okay, it's 32 to 56 about. - Okay, that's considered low income. - That's considered low income. - Got it. - Which I'm happy to say that we're above. - Yeah, fun. - And most people are because I think that's the average that cut off. - Okay. - What about lower middle class? - Lower middle class. - So 56K to what? - So are these individual people salaries or the household? - These are people salaries. - People salaries. I'll say it goes up to 75,000. - Okay. - Lower middle class goes from $56,000 to about $84,000. - I know it, I know it. - Which is way higher than I thought. If you made 85K, that's pretty good salary, I thought. - I think the times have changed too. - I guess so. - I think as we move on from 2020 to 2026, it's completely different. - I guess so. - What about middle class? - Middle class definitely. - So this is from $84,000 to what? - $84,000 to probably 100K. - This one's crazy. - Let's lock it in. - Apparently you're in the middle class if you make from $84,000 to $125,000. - I feel like it's a lot for an individual. - That seems crazy. - That seems like a lot of money. - Six figures was like a really big deal. - Yes. - What about upper middle class? So 125 to what? - I think this range is big. - Okay. - 200,000. - No, it's $167,000 per year. - How much? - 167. (screaming) - Do that again? (screaming) - One more time. (screaming) - All right. - I don't know if we're gonna keep that. - And then what about, and then last one, what about upper middle class? - I feel like an idiot sometimes. - You are an idiot sometimes. - Like how so stupid. - You're both, yeah, I mean that was a little weird. - Upper middle class has to make up to $240,000. - I'm just gonna tell you, it's $167,000 per year plus. - Okay, so anything above. - So that's just anything above that is upper middle class. - But then what is there like a top top tier, like the one percenters? - What about upper income? - Upper income, I'm gonna say $200,000. - So that's just $167,000 plus. - Okay. So there's no like top one percenters. - No, that's just upper income. That's more than anyone else in the country. - I don't know anything about politics or the economy. - Well, what does politics have to do with that? - I don't know. - The economy, I feel like we're doomed. - It's all rigged, everything's rigged. I wish we could just go back to just chilling. - What's the point of everything? (laughs) - What's the point of work? - What's your ideal day look like? Like in a perfect world. - Brian's running for president. If everyone could do these things. - Oh, I think I'm in like my daily basis. - My personal, perfect. - You can do personal, that's fine. - My personal, perfect day. I'm gonna live it in four days. - And four? - Just on of each and three days. - No, it's okay, I mean. - Literally not lying. - Yeah. - My ideal day is wake up in Turks and Kekos, nice and early, not hungover. - Okay. - Go to the breakfast, all inclusive buffet, great food, great breakfast. Walk over to the golf course. - Mm-hmm. - Walk, not even drive. - No, walk over. - Walk with my bag, hit some balls on the range. Get out on a nice tropical, beautiful golf course. Shoot an 80. - 80. - Well, that would be an ideal day. - Let's talk about it. - Shoot a 79. - Oh my goodness. - 79, my best score ever. Finish up, go back, shower up. Maybe not even shower, hop in the ocean. - Why not? - Hop in the ocean. - Super blue. - Chill on the beach, go in the pool, have a couple of strawberry Miami vices. - Oh. - Then, we're going to, we're going to lunch. We're going to happy hour. - We're only at lunch, that's why we're going to happy hour. - We're going to happy hour. - We're going to have some food. - We're getting some food to happy hour, going back, getting changed, going to dinner with the fam, the friends, the girlfriend, and then going to dance and party and play pool. - Yeah. - Really, that is my, I deal that. - Do you, uh, so Turks and Kicos, on-clusive, they do like, like, sing along dances, they have parties in the pool. - Yes. - Do you participate? - Do you know what it's called? - No, I don't. - Crazy signs? - Crazy signs? - Didn't say that at all to you. - No. - Oh, that's what the dances are called. So everyone, so funny enough, club met is way bigger than you think. - Really? - Family guy did a joke about it. - Really? - Yes, they did the crazy signs joke. - Oh, I didn't know that. - It was, it's funny. You got to watch it. - Okay. Yeah, that's what the pun. But I saw it once and I was like, "Oh my God, I didn't realize Club Med was such a humongous resort." They're like, "Okay, now everybody down and we're going up." It's choreographed dances every night. Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of people know about it, but no, I don't do that. No, you got to lean in like one night. My mom always tries to get me to do it. So I'll do it like, maybe if I'm like six beers in. Yeah. Well, that's the ideal dancing number of beers at home. Usually I'm just playing pool next to it. Not Brian, you got to lean in. Like half? I know you do, but you could play that after. That's fine. Just lean in one night. Zach, I've went to Club Med for like 10 years of my life. I've done it. I've done it before. All right. I didn't just go to this place. That's fair. And then you're daily routine for like someone normal. Like if you could have everyone in the world do the same thing. What should they be able to do? Oh, wake up and go to work. Just go. No, I'm kidding. You said hang out. Like you just want everyone to hang out. I would love for everybody to hang out. I think everyone just wake up and hang. Wake up with a purpose. Have something that you're driven to be able to do. Yeah, and do it for like five hours a day. Okay. And then chill. Okay. Cause life's not about work. I agree with you. We're on the same page here. This disagrees with you. Okay. This next upcoming top. That. I'm going to tell you a question. What was the name of that grocery store? Not Obi-Wan. And one. No. That's a basketball clothing. Anyone. I think that was on the last podcast. I'm one. No, it's called air one. Air one. So yeah, I thought you were going to remember. I forgot. We shot a basketball. You just remembered what you remember. You wanted to remember. You did. You don't select it here. You have selective listening. I feel like it's a disease. It's not a disease. I think I have a disease. All you have to do is pay attention. You are not me. You don't. You can't speak for me. It's very difficult. And why can all of my other friends hear me? Cause they don't have the disease. Every other person in my entire life. Sometimes I hear you. Other times I don't. You hear me. You don't listen to me. Yeah. That's your own fault. Not my fault. Yes, it is. No. Okay. You keep telling yourself that. I want to go over the perfect daily routine, so that's what we're going to do. Okay. What does the perfect daily routine look like according to science? Probably just chilling. Okay. This breaks down the full day. I'm going to walk you through it, okay? That's what I thought we were doing. I think this is like Ronaldo's routine, basically. At 6am, you wake up to the natural light. Love it. So when the sun comes up, you wake up. Yeah. Love it. I would love to get in this habit, but I'm not there. It's hard. It's like schedules. I feel like when we travel to the time differences, you go to the west coast, you come back, you sleep later. Yeah, it's also like you're doing a lot. We don't have a set schedule where we do the same thing every day. At 7.15am, you eat a high protein breakfast. What are you doing for that whole hour? I think you're like showering, brushing your teeth, like getting out of bed. Yeah, I like that. I'm not a big breakfast guy. But when I do wake up early, I tend to sometimes eat breakfast. I made steak and eggs the other day. Greatest decision. That's awesome. That's a crazy move. Well, I had to eat the steak because I was leaving and I wanted to expire. Play. That was great. At 8am, you start your most demanding work first. Okay. I like that. I like getting it done. And then towards the afternoon, yes, that time, you chill a little. I procrastinate. I like to do all the small tasks first, and then I finally work up to the big task. I got to flip it. I usually do the opposite, I think. Yeah. At 10.30am, you take a short break outside. I love that move. So two and a half hours, you get to chill out, focus on your most demanding work, and then you go outside, soak up the sun. I think that's a great move. This is also considering where you're in a warm place where you can go outside, not buffaloed in New York and the winter. Yeah. I mean, completely fair. At 1pm, you eat lunch away from your screen. I have a tough time doing that. I usually watch a YouTube video while eating. I've been playing blockblast. Even eating like this and playing blockblast? Yeah. I've been skipping meals. And the high score is 32,000. I was 215 pounds at the beginning of the year. I weighed myself the other day. I was 201. Wow. But now I'm like 202.203. I weighed 213 and I'm 206 now. It's all that running and working. Weight watchers, it's working. See, that's rude. That's rude. 330pm, you're working. You're working. Oh, no, it's not. I gotta take my mats. At 330pm, you schedule collaborative or creative work. All right. I like that one. I feel like you get less motivated so it's easier to talk and just talk about what you're doing. Yeah. But I like being able to work together. Yeah. You know, in a collaborative environment. I don't hate it. I mean, I mean, I'm not complaining about it. I'm just not as in shape. I usually work out midday. Yeah. Like, during my lunch break, I will just say, you know what, I'm not complaining about it. I'm not complaining about it. Yeah. Like, during my lunch break. I will just say, yeah, I'm not complaining about it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, during my lunch break, I will just go work out. Well, if you're not restrained to 30 minutes or an hour, like, that's perfect. You eat lunch. It's great. Work out for an hour. You're good. But honestly, like, a 6 p.m. run is not bad because it's cool. It depends. Summer. Great. At 7 p.m. eat an early light dinner. Okay. I think 7 p.m. is a good time for dinner. I think it is tough. I feel like it's healthy. 9 p.m. you dim the light and put down screens. So you shut off technology. It's never happening. Or scrolling your phone, like, before you go to sleep. Like, if I'm watching something, I'll fall asleep sometimes during it and then, like, turn the TV. Wake up like an hour later and turn the TV off. I tend to. That's one of the most. That's one of the best times of the day in my opinion. Yeah. I love not doing anything and just being able to sit in the dark with whatever I want to watch. The wind down. It's so nice. Yeah. I literally just do nothing. You're there with your girl in the couch. Yeah. Like 9 or 10 to midnight. That's fair. And then 10 p.m. you go out of sleep, which I think is too early. But if you're waking up at 6 a.m. Yeah. It's perfect. If I wake up at 6 p.m. I'm going to be tired by 10. But usually I go to bed around midnight. Yeah. I usually go to bed around midnight. I've been trying to get up earlier. I've been trying to do it. I was really good at it for a little bit. And then it got worse when we traveled less. Good night, guys. Yeah. Four, four. I woke up well today. I woke up three. I woke up four, eight. Four, eight. Four, eight a.m. That's like me tomorrow. I drove down here, but then I knocked on your couch up here. There you go. It is what it is. It's fun. But that's according to science. You mean science. Science. I only believe in science. We're almost wrapping up on the podcast. Last topic. Oh, I went to the store for you. I got to go upstairs. Go upstairs. I'll do the monologue. Oh, you want to do the monologue? Okay. I need to get the ingredients. You're not going to want to do this. Okay, it's fun. Okay. But you're going to do it? Yeah. Okay. It might be a longer monologue. Get the stuff. Okay. Yeah. Well, now I feel weird because Nick's down here. I don't want to do a monologue when there's somebody else down here. Bring me on the pod. Nick, you want to come on the pod for a sec? Yeah, I'll do it. You got like a two-minute pod segment with Nick from Nicky Blitz. So this is Nick from our makeshift Blitz. Here, this is your timer. How are you? Hey, Chad. What's going on? I'm good. I'm good. First time on the pod. I was just editing. I know. You got anything to plug? I don't know. I thought we were going to-- Listen to some football topics. There it is. Yeah, there we go. Do you want to do a topic? Yeah, let's do it. Guess the 12 things you'll be able to do in GTA 6 so far. Okay. Run into buildings. Well, yes. But like, these are activities that you can do. Oh, activities. Can we golf a full 18 holes? You can mini golf. Okay, we can mini golf. You can mini golf. That is one of them. Okay. Nice work. Let's do-- can you play football? You cannot play football, but you can play something else. Pickleball. No, you can play basketball. Basketball. You can play basketball in the game. It's like 2K in the game. Okay, we're taking steps up. There you go. What else? Is this anything else sports related? Yes. Box. MMA fighting. You can get engage matches. You can do that on the street with a civilian. You can do that. But you can do that. I think a little bit more intently in a cage. Okay. A lot of stuff you could do at night. At night. Ooh. Race. No, you could race cars either way. Dance. Count it. Go to a race. You can club. You can go clubbing. You can already go clubbing. Which is weird. I don't fully understand what that means. You can also-- what do you play at a dive bar? Country music? What have I beaten you 28 times in a row at? Oh, pool. You can play billiards. I'm going to stay away from the billiards. Okay, good idea. What can you do in the water? Swim. Snorkel. Dive. You can scuba dive. You can go scuba diving. Okay. What else can you do in the water? Um, fishing. You can go fishing. Wow. I don't know if you can eat the fish, but you can go fishing. What else can you do out of water similar to fishing? With other animals. Hunt. You can go hunting. Wow. It's like buck hunter. That should be fun. And then you got four more. Okay. You can go-- it's involving a boat. A boat yachting. Kayaking. Kayaking. Close. You can go dirt bike racing. You can work out. And you can watch TV in the video game. That should be fun. I don't know about the watching TV. That sounds kind of weird. Ooh, get out of here. Get out of here. My check. My check. We're back in the real talent. Comment if you guys think Nick was better or worse than Zach. Look at all my treats. It's an onion. There's an onion. I'm not eating the tomato. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Brian, you're eating the tomato. No, you have to-- Why don't you eat the tomato then? I'm going to eat it with you. No. Yes. Okay. Your dad gave me a cutting board and everything. I'm going to thank you at the tomato. You're going to give me that other topic. actually use it? Why can't we use it with this? I'm trying to make him feel better. My God! - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - You are genuinely not kidding. - I, I, that was your not kidding face. - I, it was a joke. - No, it was, it was totally a joke. - Is that I've known you for 26 years. - That was not a joke. - Ah, joke. - He's a mean person off the pot. - No, not mean. - No, not. - If you have to say it. - No, stop, that was a good call back joke. - I was joking about it. - All right, let's go. - But if you want to give it to me, it's not really a joke. - Okay. - See, it's real, he's mean off the pot. - Do you think these food combinations taste like popular foods? - I have no idea. - I have three foods here. I have three little toppings. We're gonna concoct them and try them. - Okay, let's go. - I didn't grab any napkins or a plate. - That's okay. - Okay, we're gonna do it. Are you excited? - No. I see an onion and tomato. - You want to do the tomato last? - I'm not gonna do the tomato. - You're doing the tomato. - Let me do the apple. - Apple? - Yeah. - Let me, let me apple. - Okay. - Let me cut the apple. - Do you want to cut it? - Let me apple it. - Yeah, I feel like I should be doing this. You can see it. What am I doing? - Okay, if you combine an apple and salt, it tastes like french fries. - Really? - Yeah. - So that bad boy in half, 'cause I want to try some too. - Please, please, see me and off the pod. - So I think this actually tastes similar, 'cause I feel like it's a good, like, crunchy texture. You combine the salt? Oh, not that one. Brian, you didn't tell me how much. - There's so much salt. - How much did you, how much do you need me to put up? - Not, like, not a ton, ton. - A ton, ton? - A ton, ton. - Ton, ton, in my gum, gum, gum. - Okay. - You got to try it? - Apple and salt. You tell me if this, there we go. I love apples. - Three, two, one. - Is it, oh my, oh my, oh my salt diet. - That's a lot of salt. - I put a lot of salt. - Mine does a lot too. - I was gonna say, it tastes like really salty french fries. - It kind of just tastes like a really salty apple. (laughing) - That's pretty much what it tastes like to me. - Oh my, I can't believe how much salt you put on it. - Give me your best like impression and make it seem like it tastes like french fries. - Oh my god. It's a lot of salt on here, but it actually tastes like french fries. - That's insane. - I can't believe how much salt you put on that. - I thought that was okay to do. - I screwed up. - I might intake for a week. - It was too much salt. - Have you ever caught an onion? - I've eaten a raw onion by myself. - Have you? - Yeah. - The next one is a combination of onion and honey. Apparently it tastes like beer. - I'm not gonna like this. - You, we drink beer? - Yeah, but I don't even, I don't love the taste of beer. - You're doing this with me, right? - I am doing it with you, yes, of course. (laughing) - Do you eat the outside like shell? Should we like shit? Do you just want the inside? - It smells horrible. - You're gonna cry? - I hate the smell of onions. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, take off like the outside layer. We are not gonna eat the skin, right? - Can you just be a man for once in your life? - This is actually used to sue sore throats, calm stubborn coughs and ease chest congestion. Oh my God. - I don't want it. - You can do it. - I'm not eating the tomato. - That's too hard. - No, I'm not. - It tastes like strawberries. - I don't want it. - I hate strawberries, I'm gonna try it anyway. - Three, two, one. (laughing) - Mmm. - Where'd you go again? - I'm not getting it. (laughing) - I hate that. (laughing) - It's horrible. Get this away from me. (laughing) I don't wanna cut it anymore. This is all yours. - You're done? - Yeah, I'm not eating that tomato. - Why not? - You're eating the tomato. - Oh, whoa, whoa. (laughing) - I think I've been bamboozled. - I don't think this was, I don't think any of this was yet tasted heavily like onion. - I was grote, that was disgusting. - It's widely used to cure sore throats, calm stubborn coughs and ease chest congestion. - Good thing I don't have a sore throat. I have a little bit of everything. - Oh, it was grote. (laughing) - And the last one, if you take a tomato and sugar, it tastes like strawberry. - Mmm. - Do you cut a tomato in half? - You brought this alone. - Good looking tomato. - Good, can't wait for you. - You're gonna try it. - No, I'm not. - Why? - I'm not trying it. So apparently if you take this and you put some sugar on it, I hate onion. - That was gross. Get a little sugar on it. Apparently it's gonna taste like strawberry. - I think you need more sugar. - It just tastes like a tomato and sugar, huh? - None of those tasted the way that I thought they would. The apple and the salt tasted like a french fry. - No, it didn't. Everyone online fooled me. Everyone brights it, they go, "Whoa, nine out of 10. "Taste match." - I'm happy we were being real with the people. 'Cause that was disgusting. - The air is big. - Should I take a bite? - All right, that's the end of the podcast. - I really like this one. - Your hand is the segment. - It was a harmless segment. - I'll taste really oniony. - Right, it is onion. - It's all about our memories out of us. - If you didn't know, we had membership program and it's them, it's them. - People know the frickin' deal. - Thomas Flynn filled it through a unknown Simon K Coke Troops' question. T-W-H-E-No-Divits, Nixarov, James Gare, the predator. 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