207 - Ireland’s Lost Egyptian Princess & The Pirate Who Vanished

From the ninjas, our Butterflies News Center. This is N-A-B-U's. Tonight, on "Injus of Butterflies" newest episode, an Egyptian princess flees the collapse of Pharaoh's Kingdom. Her descendants wandered the earth for generations, only to invade Ireland and go to war with a supernatural race. And somehow, this is where the Irish come from. Also tonight, hundreds of prisoners, two windows, one tiny room. And by morning, most of them were dead. The infamous black hole of Calcutta, and nearly 300 years later, historians are asking, how could something this horrible happen? And finally, he captured one of the richest ships in history. Became the most wanted pirate on earth. And then, he disappeared. Where did Captain Every go? It did the world's greatest pirate actually get away with it. Those stories, in several, we can legally not explain in this promo. Tonight, on "Injus of Butterflies." So, jalapenos are Chipotle's. Isn't that cool? This is a cool thing. When I found that out when I-- It's just the different aging brush that's dried. Yeah, dried jalapeno. It's a Chipotle pepper. Is this me? No matter what, they always give me the runs. Yeah, this is spicy. This is extra spicy today. I can't believe you did that. Yeah, my mother was constipated, and you were like, go get a spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A. And it worked. It did. And you're eating that. You're getting on a plane for a long plane ride. Four and a half hours, then we're landing in Salt Lake Utah. Hello! And then, an hour and a half layover, and then we're flying into-- Wow. Oh, I'm so dumb. --and then we're flying into Kalispal, Montana. Oh, that's where we flew into, isn't it? Yeah. Tiny airport. Looks like a lodge. That was kind of weird. So, like, we went on a trip and you're from there. I know. It was so fun. That's why we got that jeep hook up. That was from my mom. Yeah, I know. But we're so excited. We're going horseback riding. Cool. Hopefully, these ones will be Clydesdale's. What? Like a hairy feet? They got a Clydesdale outpost. The whitefish, Montana, they just have like, free roaming Clydesdale's, acres and acres of land. They just roam. Oh, my god. Clydesdale's. Baby! What else are you doing? We're going to go down the mountain on an alpine slide. Can I tell you something? Glacier Asher Park. My husband is so worried about you. He has been praying every night. What? Really? Just the bears. That's so sweet. That's really concerned that you're going to get saved. For my sake. Yeah. I told you to. That would be the way I would want to go though. That's what I mean. I don't want to die. Taylor says, too. No, thank you. That's a horrific death. The thing is you can't die because this podcast depends way too much on you. We're going to make it up. With AI now, you can make it happen, dude. I am refusing to tell Kelsey about that for the first time in 30 years. Glacier did have their first grizzly death. You need to tell her that. And I can't. You tell her or I'm going to tell her. I'm going to tell her what we need to do to be prepared and everything like that, but I'm not going to tell her that because I don't want her to be. I'm constantly on guard. She needs to be on guard. But not like, we're not done. Are you going to bring in pew pew? No, I don't think you can in the park, right? Yeah. Oh, you can't. This is America. But there is a cool thing. It's like a called a share shack that they have outside Glacier. Okay. And it's no joke. People supply and donate to it. But it's like bug spray tents, all like every type of camping gear, but bear spray as well. And then when you're done with it, you bring it back. Can you put it back in there? Are you? You know, you supply it. Donate whatever you want to do. That's the coolest thing. But is it black bears? You get big grizzlies. You fetal position. Yeah. Brown lay down. Black attack. Get me. Hey there. It is so funny seeing those videos. Did you see? Hey there. Hey there. With the terror in their throat. Yeah. I tried to find this video the other day. I showed Lily, but this girl, it was like, I was just scrolling and it had like a million likes and she's like walking up and then her dog is like tied up on tree like it ran away. It's like in the woods. And she's just like filming. She's like, why is she running away? She's like undoing the leash. Oh my god. And then she just starts screaming, but not showing anything. Oh no. And but then you go back to the beginning of the video while she's walking up to the dog, like filming it in the very back in the very back is a giant grizzly bear. Oh my goodness. And you don't see it. Like when you're just originally watching the video, but like when you go back, you're like, oh my gosh, they're just so stealthy. Dude, you know what? You should watch on the way up is the Revenant. You should have Kelsey. I did. I did watch it before going to Wyoming, really, which was I don't know why I did that, but that's so funny. No, it's going to be good. It's going to be a blast. We're going to camp out one night, at least two nights, maybe. Very cool. It's going to be very fun. I bet the weather's going to be beautiful. Yeah, Kelsey likes to and it takes her a little girl's chat and she's like, I'm just worried that I'm never going to want to leave them and I want to live there. I do fear she's going to fall in love with it because I just take her back up in the winter though. Yeah, that's true. I think she would love that though. You're going to like the most idyllic time in the world. You're going into the best time just a bit of housekeeping. Does she sound louder to you guys that we do? I sound loud. My ears. Paul's did too. When he got up close to the mic. Yeah. I had to put one ear off on Paul because he was so loud. Yeah. Let me. I'm going to back up. No, don't back. He'll turn you down. I can't believe how Paul sat the whole time. That must be in bad shape because that like he's going to sound the edge of the couch the whole time. Like this. He's like, no, I'm comfortable. I mean, these, this couch is not comfortable. I love it. He's really not comfortable. I don't like. I have to prop myself up. I'm cold. I'm so cold right now. I'm feeling. I'd feel insanely odd if I sat like her, but I feel like that's the move to be comfortable on this couch. Why do you feel feminine? Yeah, I would. I'm just not okay with myself enough to put that out there next to you. Please get me a couch so I can just like crisscross applesauce it or whatever I want. All right. Please. What's SM? Do you guys like us sitting in the booth? Or would you prefer us on a couch where you can see some more layers? There's more physical. There's more. Imagine the physical comedy that we could do if they could see our whole bodies. Yeah. Sure. I'd have to wear pants from now on. But I mean, I would love that. I'm telling you, we do need just to get some shots of just underneath. We could just randomly just do some shots of us just like kicking our feet and then Josh's feet are just waiting. There's just a tiny camera down here and then it'll cut to like foot cams. Yeah. They're their moments when I literally have to contain myself because they do Josh's little feet. Josh does kick his feet. And when he gets her feet, my feet touch the ground and the weirdos when he gets, they do. When he gets hurt, let's just off the ground. When he gets hurt, like if the girls pull his beard or something, what's the front? What? How do you think you reacts? What's the first thing you do? Yeah. Like, smooth do. It's like a cartoon. We got to get out of here. Yeah. I don't think we should do it. I can't because I don't like wearing pants, really. And I haven't wore underwear in like over 20 years. Yeah. So the risk of a scandal is high. Yeah. And did you catch the gauze and blur over the Patreon episode where she tries to pick you up? Oh. Yeah. Hold back. Hold back. So you guys need to show me this stuff, Cameron and hatred. Back in the day, we had this old house we called the art house for Sunday cool and we'd have meetings and we just pull up chairs in a giant circle because we had no furniture. Yeah. And Austin texts me one day and he's like, hey, maybe a police source. Sure enough. I was like, Oh, no. Whoops. So funny. That was a fun time. Yeah. No, no, Josh has been here like day one with Sunday cool and seeing all that come around. This company was actually outhouse tees to get bought outhouse tees out where shirts happen to create Sunday cool and the logo was a Sasquatch. Yeah. I didn't know that. Which is so funny. One of our shirt designs was a big foot. Yeah. Should we reap? Is it cool? Should we reap? It's really cool. My friend Emma drew it. It'd be super cool. It'd be super cool. It'd be super cool. Like like deep cut t-shirt to run an order of. Let me see. Really? I didn't mean to cut y'all. No, no. I don't even know what I was saying. You're tired of there. What? I'm sick. You're sick. I know that. I caught his yuck. I caught it. Dang. Wait for your symptoms. I'm a fro. I hit it. My head. My throat. My bald. I will say. Hit my body. Okay. So we got a text. What's tonight? We got a text on Tuesday from our neighbor Stacy and she's like, hey, my sister is in town and she wants to live in the neighborhood. We know that you guys want to sell your house. Can we come see it? Great news. Don't. Don't. Great news. Josh is like, this is so exciting. I pay an income. Why? My bowels turn watery. Why? I have been pooping. I'm so anxious. What are you anxious for? You can't control anything. Have you not prayed God? Help us sell this house. Oh my gosh. I pray so much. And Kelsey's so right. It's funny because Kelsey said that you guys have been having nightmares. This is what's timely. Yeah. Big time. I miss my flight last night in my mind playing crash nightmares. Yeah. Car crash nightmares. Yeah. All of the travel, pre-traveled jitters and she's just been sending her girls' child all these Bible verses. She's such an encouragement. And you know that she's reading up because she's freaking out because of all these nightmares, you know. And I'm texting them and I'm like, I'm about to show it just dawn on me that I'm going to show my house while still living in it. And I'm freaking out. like Lily. What can you even control exactly? It's so good. I love my wife. I guess what they love the house They love the house. I don't what in doubt it and to celebrate our first showing we went to Chile Guess who we saw Achilles who Krueger Danny Wardance Danny's like I've never brought my family of jillies. I'm like neither I love Quinsons is like that was my number and into him at Publix like two days ago. I scared the crap out of them I like ran up on him while he had just gotten in his car like grabbed his handle and he got that like in the window like It was funny because we were going to the bathroom for probably the eight time because my kids When we go to a new place they have to go to the bathroom forty seven times They always has to poop and They were the whole rodents gang their parents their Danny's brothers in town and his children and Quoting kept asking she's like who are you here with like my husband? Because it's just so weird to go to Chile's we none of us ever go to Chile Have you seen that Tiktok where the guy is walking behind his wife pushing the solar and they pass like a group of ladies and The husband says behind her's like when are you gonna tell your husband about us? I've seen a guy do that in Elevator. I'm like that is so funny She's like what are you? Love that dude causing little dramas. That's so good. I'm speaking of drama. You want a song? Yeah, I feel like we didn't button up another conversation We were talking about your house. So you want to say anything about your house? No, you guys want to buy a house? It is a Technically too bedroom, but we built a third bedroom We built that we just didn't go to the county without pulling permits But with a with someone that had GC license it's found a buy a house in uses florida. It's on an over an acre As a big old shop in the bag 1100 square foot shop It is let me know it's pooped in the woods. I've peed in the woods. I've peed and so fertile farmland fertile farmland with all the poop Yeah, it is catty corner to lake access. Yes, like yeah, I'm actually won't say the name of the Don't really get really close to say exactly. Our address is Be fun. No, thank you. Put up some visitors I'm giving you an offer. I'm going to offer you 200 grand right now. Okay. I know you're not going to accept it But now you can say with clear conscience we have an offer True accepting backup offers. Mm-hmm. Oh wow pressures are we're looking we're we're entertaining them. I suppose I will say the Lord is so good to us because we have not even listed the house yet And we've gotten like three different hits from the neighborhood just from people in the neighborhood Boom because people want to live by their family or their friends, and that's what we said. We're all about building communities Yeah, as we leave as we leave ours and make profit genre Billy you got it. Yeah rock God rock. What is that? Hey Mr. Jumbo. I think I'm not rock. I think I'm not white. It's hollow notes. It's First of all The people that are responsible. Yacht Rock have created some of the most Diverse type of music ever the people who wrote Africa and sang in Africa the total song. Guess what? I mean total band guess what they created Michael Jackson's biggest record They were the people on the instruments working with that they were the people they were the people they would have been but All right, let's do this song. Let's button up a cover song Daddy always says on you make mistakes You'll break a harder to along the way You'll borrow more than you could ever pay And there'll be things you wish you could erase Well, I've been wrong more times than I can count I've dug some holes I couldn't climb back down But when the blue lights start to spin and around There's one thing I've finally figured out I plead the fifth That's all I've got to give You're asking where I was last Friday night Or why I'm covered in blood tonight I plead the fifth Don't know who's in my trunk Won't say a word because I ain't No punk Cuz it don't matter It all goes away. I plead the fifth I plead the fifth Shout out Fauci Who? I was waiting for you guys to go there But I was like did I miss something where they weren't gonna set up so you're not on social media I don't know anything about what's happening in the world. Hey, man. Hey, tell me Yeah, before we get go any further. Let's talk about what just happened. Yeah, Fauci is before Congress Yeah, I thought it was congressional hearing. Yeah, Senate congressional hearing. I don't know that's Congress I they just calm senators though, so I know, but it's a congressional hearing which means Congress. I mean they're different Either way either way and he's being questioned because of all of his crimes. He's committed during COVID Yes, and guess what he had to say I plead the fifth because of You know on the advice of my legal counsel. I am gonna and plead the fifth And guess how many times he did that every single time a hundred and eleven times They're like can you just tell us what color the carpet is on the advice of my legal counsel plead the fifth And he couldn't he couldn't even memorize this that whole for this no car Yeah, no kid to look down and read at the whole time, which you think you would have, you know Because he's immortal. He's like a 800 years old. Apparently, but yeah, dude, it's terrible. I yeah wow Because if what they're saying is true If they're saying if it is true That means he's like Responsible for deaths. Yeah, so many deaths a lot of vaccine injuries. I would be I suppose If I think about it objectively We did need a vaccine for COVID-19 because it was scary Right, I mean, that's what they want us. They made it. They made it scary I would be more interested in prosecuting the news folks that Dude honestly, that was it made me a little upset even with the senators or congressional people whatever they are They were playing part of the system too. Yeah, big. Oh, yeah, it's like But they're always came like when it came down to the blame for like, oh, we were told we were told the advice of the I don't I don't understand politics and how it works, but there's a lot of people have fault Yeah, like chaos the folks that were calling people that didn't get the vaccine murderers and stuff like that like that to me deserves some A second looksy. This is this is the argument that I'll make like as you guys become more prevalent on the podcast You become more and more of the face of either ninjas or sunday cool, right? You become less able to be actually like working in meetings where you're like Doing the work inside the company, right? That's fair. Face time means I'm not working on it So are we really supposed to believe that the face of the entire thing was also the guy doing the entire thing I think that's a ridiculous premise. So I think it's easy to make him the fall guy and say just plead the fifth and let everybody hate you Whoever called the shots is just you know, but for years he was Had no problem saying listen, he's like I have no problem testifying in you know in front of congress Like he's like I have no problem whatsoever. Yeah, but then he got pardoned fully pardoned presidential pardon or whatever Even though there were no even though there was nothing Yeah, pinned on him yet like so it's like that's a red flag right there. Boom. Yeah gotcha. Yeah, it's so wild man I don't understand it either but golly it's like there's so many people with so much power It's so many lies and it's been lying to the America people for so long. We don't care anymore. Yeah, well that brings me to today's question Lily do you support Fauci? I like I was hoping that we were skipping over this because we got right into it Oh, yeah, I wish we could have no, I don't support Fauci. I think that Um, I think that No, you don't have to you're gonna go on record and say you support Fauci. I don't You don't you don't support Fauci correct Lily after what we just talked about I'm sorry Andrew after what we just talked about I'm confused. I'm sorry, Andrew Sorry, Ray Charles Sorry Marvin Gaye. Yep. Sorry, Toto. Yep What's your deal? Why do you why do you hate these people? We try to change we try to change the subject So it's something's a little bit lighter. I understand here you go. Fauci, Lil. Is it music related? Is it what do you mean is if you support it is? What's talking about fellow Americans using cool instruments Fauci oh my oh man, I see my mistake. Yeah I have to say that I am American He is American you think he's really good - Come on. - He didn't count from that. - What? He doesn't count? - Well, 'cause he's Chinese. - He doesn't count. - Don't count. - This is it. - He said part of that. - He's Chinese. - Dude, I can't. - He does not count. - He does not count. - Do you believe all Americans are just white? - I can't do this show, dude. - I don't blame you, dude. I'm so sorry. - Chinese people count, no. - I don't know. - They count. - I know that. - And sometimes they count really well. - Yeah, they're very good at math. (laughing) - That's true. - Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Well, he doesn't support musicians or American musicians. He doesn't support their skin color either. - Oh, goodness, that's not even true. - Oh, I'm gonna show. - Did I tell you, Link? - Ninjas. - Oh, I'm about to flinch. - Oh, don't look at us. (laughing) - Can I say ninja? - I'm it. - Wonderful. (upbeat music) - Oh my gosh. - That's an empty one. - You were. - What's your Lord? - Talk ninja! (screaming) - It's all off, dude. - Thanks, bro. - We were at. - I'm gonna pee. - Wait a second. - I got a pee. - 20 minutes in? - Yeah, I don't know what you're just saying. - Well, while he's peeing, because I don't wanna forget to do this shout out to Enrique and Steven Fultt over at the Jeep dealership. We're hooking it up. I, that truck, I was literally, they were like, hey, we know who you are. We're gonna do this whole thing over the phone. We'll make you an offer literally. It'll be the bottom end. And they gave me like 3,500 more than anyone else who'd give me on trade for my Jeep. - Wow. - So they literally hooked it up. - So they let you do the whole deal over the phone. So you don't have to go. - I was like, I got it. I was like, I have a kid at home. Five months old, he's teething. I don't wanna leave him with my wife. I was like, I buy a car every two to three years. I was like, just, I was like, we don't need to play the game. They're like, no, completely understand. - Oh, that's really cool. - So yeah, the advantage, let me get the name of, it's the Jeep dealership and Mount Dora. - Other car companies learned from them because when I get, I have a visceral reaction about thinking about going to a car dealership. - Yeah, you already go in with like a wall up. - Yeah. - Like with anger, seething. - And to everybody has the internet. Like, you know, when you go buy a car, you already know what they're selling for. You already know probably what you're getting on trade. So when you go into looking at a car, it's like, I know. - And when I do this weird dance for three and a half hours. - Yeah, we're gonna end up at the number I started with. - I mean, I wanna test drive it. - Yeah. - I'm giving care. - Some dealerships take your keys and it's like a thing to get your keys back. They're like, oh, he's the key somewhere else. But anyways, yeah, they did the whole deal. I think I spent a total of two hours in the dealership and most of that was just waiting on like, my bank to do everything. - So. - Yeah. - You ever test drive a car and while you're getting into the car to test drive, you know, I can't afford this car. There's no way I'm getting this car. - I refuse to get in that 'cause I've fallen over the car way too fast. - I just can't say, like, I have a hard time saying no and like, I feel like I'm being rude. So I'm just like, yeah, we'll go for a test drive. I'll try it out. In my mind, I'm like, there's no way I can afford this. And then as soon as we get out, they're like, so what do you think? And then they look at the numbers, like, oh, yeah, you can't. But it's like, he's like, yeah, this is a day. That's what I told you. - I'm not a car person. They had a four-wheel drive tundra, the dealership, they're like, you said you like Toyota, they're like, this one's over here. And I was like, don't put me in it. I was like, I can't. I've got a hard line that I'm not gonna cross. - Yeah. Yeah. - Speaking of, we were talking about quincidences earlier. Did you know that big Alan Richardson and the guy who plays Jack Reacher in the TV show? - Yeah. - He's just a monstrous man, right? Like this huge blonde guy just absolutely muscled out to the max. He, I don't know if you saw this, but he was driving his, like, dirt bike. - This is a crotch rocket. - I don't think it was a crotch. It looked like some type of, like, souped up, like, yeah, I can't remember. But he was driving his motorcycle through his neighborhood and just having fun. And then this crazy neighbor runs out in front of him. And, like, literally in front. And so the guy has to, like, slide and fall on the ground, busts up his arm and everything. And the guy's like, what are you doing? Why are you walking out in front? And he's like, you're going too fast. He's yelling at this guy. I mean, this guy's huge too. And this is just like some suburban dad, getting in his face and they're yelling. And then, you know, after an argument, the guy's like, I'm leaving. And he's like, I can smell alcohol on your breath. I'm leaving. Gets on his bike, starts revving and turning. The guy literally shoves him off the bike. And then suddenly, he gets up, pushing the guy down, pummeling this dude. And, but someone recorded it only that half of the interaction. He goes viral and he gets in huge trouble. But I just saw, he was on Dax Shepard's podcast recently. And did you see this? No. He's walking that day, Alan Richardson's walking out into his garage and before he gets on his bike, he's like, I wonder where I have that, like, that little, like, set up where I can have my iPhone, like, all my chest and stuff. No chance. He's like, about a year ago, I don't know, where is that thing? He works around for a while, finds it, puts it on, messing with things like, I don't know, I'll see, puts it on for the very first time. Had the whole interaction on video, goes to court, they get thrown out and said, yeah, every right you're defending yourself. Good for him. Oh, my word. And he's like, he's like, that has to be proof in my mind of like, of some type of God looking after me. He's like, what are odds at it? He's a Christian. Yeah. It's like, that's crazy to me. Have you seen him go off about the list and the files? No. He's like on one. He was like, as a Christian, he's like, we should, he starts cussing a lot and he's like, I feel like as a Christian, I shouldn't be cussing this much. Also as a Christian, I feel like this is just use of the cuss word, but he's like losing it. So, I'm not sure if it's not. Hey, as a fellow Fort Walton Beach, nice fill guy, should get on the show. And as a fellow six with five Jack, please come on the pod. Really, we have a lot in common. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What did you guys talk about when it was going? When we talk about car dealerships, Andrew's new truck, because they knew he was like, you're famous. We're going to give you a truck. For free, please just name drop us. Yep. Andrew really is capitalizing on this. What can we do? You get all the guests. I try. Maybe we haven't always worked. We had one, the mechanic that was said they wanted us to do a shout out. And then I showed up was like, so when do you guys want to do that? And they handed me a bill. And I went, okay. But someone watching the show that has a private plane is they can give us a flight. One flight. Just one. Just one flight. Someone with a puddle jumper hook him up. We can get you. And also if there's anybody out there, Josh is looking to have his legs extended for like surgery. So we can get that or just a disantist's heel guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some nice heels. What do I want out of this? I got I got two blankets out of this. I feel like I'm solid. I've made for life. I've been set up since Patek's dear. That's peak for me. Speaking of Blake extensions. Yeah. Did you hear what US custom are the border patrol border US customs and border patrol? Yeah. One more time. US customs. Okay. What they can do to you when you're entering the United States. Tickle you. What will you search your phone? What? They can legally search your phone as a citizen as a citizen. How is that allowed? And so this got no one really knew about that too much until there's one guy who's an activist. He landed. He was coming back in the United States. He was stopped at border patrol. Or is that what they're called? Customs. No. Customs is when you're shipping something across. No, it's US customs and I swear to you. Someone look it up. I don't know which thing are you talking with just when you land when you land and you're coming into a airport. That's customs. Yeah. Yeah. That's customs. That's where they check everything. That's whatever. Why are you mad at me about that? Because you just shot that down like it was a matter of fact and it's not a matter of fact. What is it called? It's called coming in the border. It's customs because I make that joke sometimes whenever we get a package I he go likes to come and sniff it. I'm like, all right. Check in for customs. And then it's clear. Anyways, this one guy came in and he was being investigated for his activism. Not sure what it was about. Probably not a good guy. I don't know. But he was questioned. They're like, you know, we're arresting you or you're getting questioned by the FBI counterterrorism. And they're like, we need to get into your phone. And he's like, no. And they're like, give me a warrant. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You have no right to this. They're actually have every right to this with our department. It was your phone. He's like, all right. Here's the passcode. Type in the passcode. Erase this phone. So he was out to something. Yep. He was out to something. Oh, man. See, that's what I hate because I don't want like it's like, you know, when you get pulled over, we were talking about this earlier, just like how like, you know, if you get arrested, you know, if you ask for a lawyer, it makes you look guilty. When in reality, that's the smartest thing you can do. Even if you are innocent. Especially if you are innocent. Yeah. You get pulled over and they try to check your car without reason. Like, you give them permission. You shouldn't give them permission. Like, yeah. Like, you know your rules. But I'm not saying like, if I get pulled over someone asked for my phone code, like, I'm going to say, no, not that I have anything to hide. But no. Yeah. But like, why? Why do you need to get my phone? Exactly. Because honestly, it's spooky because there's a lot of cases where there's a plant evidence. That haven't in my dad. I see. True. Really? What? Not as phone. He was out surfing with his friends when he was in college and cops pulled him and his friends over and planted something in his car. What happened with that? They just were like, they let them go. They didn't like a wrestler. I didn't like that, but my dad was like, he said, is there anything in this car that could get you in trouble? And he was like, no, yeah. And they planted something. - Man. - Have you seen that video of the guy video? - He's like, he's literally, he's doing like a selfie video of these cops and they're like, we're gonna search your car. They open up the back and he does that. And the cop tosses in the back. - Oh yeah, it happens. - And it's like, he's like, what did you just throw in there? He's like, what do you mean? So I just saw you throw it and he's like, no you didn't. - And he's like, I got it on video. - And he's seeing panic. - The cops are starting to panic a little bit there. - Why did they do that? - Dude, it's just, I don't know, man. That's-- - That's what you do. - That's what drives me nuts, dude. I mean, imagine, we even see stuff happen with guys who have body cams on now and they still do the most horrific and terrible things. And it's like, imagine when that wasn't a thing. - Yeah. - Like when body cams didn't exist, it's like the things that occurred, things that happened, the people that were pinned. And we go back to, you know, like, Ruben, Hurricane Carter, like people, it's just like stored versus ours. You know, I'm like-- - That story's like lingered with me. - It's, I can't, it's like being as a kid when you're accused of something by your sibling and you know you didn't do it, but you get in trouble. That too, like an insanity. - Oh yeah. - It's like that feeling of being accused of something you didn't do is the worst. - It's like my number one fear that I talk about with my therapist is being misunderstood. - Yeah. - And that's later everything. - Oh my gosh. - It's motion therapy. - Golly, I can see a video that made me cry though. And it was, it was a little African American girl and she was talking to a police officer or the police officer came up to greet her and the girl was scared and that upset the cop too and she's like, not all of us are bad. - Yeah. - It's not every cop and that is true. - And yeah, I think I saw the same one. He's just like, are you having a bad day? And he's just like, and like, I saw one similar and he literally ended up super mean and rude. - Yeah, and she was like super like, I don't which, I get whatever, you know, that's, you know, whatever. But that is something and then like, they ended up like hugging at the end. I think I saw one person and it's like, the sweetest thing is just like, it's so hard. It's so hard nowadays. - Yeah. - Speaking of being pinned, do you guys hear about that guy that was pinned by his walking pole in the mountain? - Oh my gosh. What do you mean? - You got the video else in there. - I don't have the video. - I've only seen the photo. I haven't seen the video. This man went on a hike with his little hiking poles. - Cool. - He's a little today. - I don't know, I don't know. But he's walking up this mountain, apparently falls and gets impaled by his hiking pole. - What a freak final destination. - But instead of calling for rescue, he hikes back down the mountain. They said 16 kilometers, whatever that is. Hikes back down and then goes to the hospital. - Oh man. - Because he's like, I don't want to pay for a helicopter flight. - Oh, that's hilarious. - But also it was all the way through. So it's like sealed. And so you take it out, that's the problem. - That's the problem, yeah. Oh man. - Yeah. - Check out your. Oh my goodness gracious. I mean, how does that happen? That's crazy, bro. What is that? That's like 10 miles. - Is that going through his ribs, you think, or it's purely skinned? - Oh, it's like, maybe it could be ribs. I mean, who knows? How many kilometers do you say? - 16. - Oh, Chihuahua. - And that was in Montana. - Montana. - Hey, oh. - 10 mile hike it says. - No hiking poles. - And he said he had friends with him, right? Does that say he had friends? - I mean, someone was taking a picture. - The passerby. Can you take a photo? This looks dope, right? - Yowch. - Six hours down the mountain. That's crazy. - Oh my word. - He had to have had that like shock adrenaline reaction because there's no way, like in a normal world. - But that dies off after six hours. I was wondering, I don't know. - That dies off at like 30 minutes. - Yeah, big time. I mean, 'cause yeah, you want to die at that point. That's the worst, man. - Because when I broke my arm. - I do remember that. - Just to get in my arm. - I wish I could have been there. - No. - It would have been an epic night. - Yeah. - Are you still over there? Are you over there? No, do you think? - It comes back and forth. - Yeah. - Or you're just talking about it at the other degree. - EMDR would help. - Yeah. - I've told you when I broke my wrist at a football game, right? - No. - I broke my wrist because we were, we would always come back to Kansas because that's where my step dev was from. So that was kind of like, we'd always come there and then we'd travel a ton and then we'd go back to Kansas. So it was weird 'cause I hadn't made all these friends in Kansas and I would leave and then I would just come back and they'd be like, "Hey, he's back." And then a couple months later, I'd leave again. But I was there for a football season one time and I broke my wrist. I picked up a guy and I slammed him on my wrist and he broke it because of his fat body. He wasn't fat. - It doesn't mean you broke your wrist with a person. - He wasn't that fat, but he went around like next day apparently at school. I broke some guys' wrist. Like dude, I tackled you and you've landed on my wrist. - That's so high school. - Yeah. And Kelsey was in that state, in the stands, or I think she was a cheerleader at the time and we hadn't met, it would be like four years later. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - And then it's a wild, it's fake, fake. - It was like that weak boy needs me. - 'Cause you remember him bragging but he broke some guys' wrist. I'm like, I literally picked him up from behind and then slammed him down. I'm like, I crushed you bro. - I'm still not over it. We need to bring him on podcast. Squashes beef. - Speaking of breaking things. - Yeah. - Let's talk about AI for a second. - Bro. - This is-- - Are we familiar with the story of 1984? - Nope. - George Orwell? - George Orwell. - No. - No. - Basically it's this dystopian utopian dystopian would either have heard. Society to where like the government controls everything, the government controls the knowledge, they are constantly monitoring people. It's just like this terrible state of the world. Well, I think we're getting into that with AI. - Oh, I know what you're about to say. - Because it just took a huge stink and leap this week. Companies like Anthropic are buying up all, I mean hundreds, millions of books. Millions of books. - Rare. - Some antique rare. Some they speculate are one of one editions. - What? - First editions, rare books. - They're slicing them up, throwing them through a scanner, and then throwing them out. - Shredding them. They're shredding them. - Yeah, they cut the binding off so it can be scanned more quickly, but then they just dispose of it 'cause it lives in the cloud now. - They have to be stopped. - This is Fahrenheit, 451 all over. - Oh my gosh. - And this is crazy. - Rare first editions. - They speculate. They don't know 'cause it's millions of books, but they know that there's antique books. There's potentially one of one books that, or like there's no other copy in the world. - There's confirmation there's first editions, because they would sell these book collectors and stuff that they would sell 100 books a month, and now they're selling thousands. And they find out that these companies are buying them, and they have a hard time turning that away because it's like, they didn't love one. They obviously didn't know what they were going to be doing with that. These books were being sold in thousands now, and they know which books are being sold. - Yeah, we got to find out. - Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, there's millions now. There's millions of books. - We got to find out what those books are, and we need to buy copies that now before they get changed. - One guy broke it down. He did a very good job of breaking it down, but basically, AI companies are not making profit, nor have they made profit yet. - Yeah. - They're all like-- - Interesting. - In fact, Google-- - So scary. - Jim and I is down for the first time since starting in profits. They're literally, no one's buying into the AI, and there's people like us talking bad about AI. - Yeah. - And so people are a little hesitant now of it. - Yeah, they're spooked. - So it's like they're playing a game for more control. - By taking away literacy? - By controlling all the knowledge. - Ooh. - To where the government would, in fact, have to use them, or people in general would have to use them to understand things, like books, and like Shakespeare, and what have talked about that, about having to pay to be able to like, to know. Like, it's gonna be, like, we depend on it. If you depend on it, then you have to pay for a certain tier, which means your ability to function in a society depends on how much money you're literally gonna put in. But then becoming the keepers of knowledge. - Yeah. Did you see Sam Altman's interview that happened last week? - I saw a clip of it, dude. We'll watch it like an intermission, or something to talk about it. Like, it's, he's, he's so excited. He's like, we just used to dream about this, and he was like, we're so close to the singularity, which in their world is like, their God. Like, Isaac Wyzenop was like, talking about that. He's like, we're there. He's like, fired up. - And that's the, that was the whole plan. Like, yeah, Gemini may be down or something, but that's their whole plan is like, okay, one day, we're gonna be able to figure out how to make a profit off of this, though. Like, so it's, they're playing the long game now. You know, the AI is not going anywhere. It's too profitable. But the question is, why are they doing this? Like, what's the real, 'cause it's public. Now it's being spoken on like regular news channels that they're doing the stuff with books. - Yeah. - So it makes you wonder, what, why would they want that information out? What's, what's the reason? - You can understand them wanting to make a digital copy of a book, but to, - Destroy it? - That's what they're asking. That's the, that's the question they're asking. Like, so, but like, we get it. But like, why is your solution just to shred the book after it's done? - Oh, no, it makes my heart break. - When you can easily just donate it to anybody. - Well, they, they slice it up in order to scan it. - Well, they sliced off the, but the spine, that's it. But it's like, you still have all the papers. - Yeah. - They're all in perfect condition. - You get cost money to, to rebind and redistribute, and they just don't care. - Well, just don't, you don't have to shred then. - I know, I know, but I'm saying they don't care. Like, there's something more nefarious at play because that's my thing. That's why they're shredding it. Is it, that's a purpose for that? - It's very weird. - It's all weird. - It's all weird. And then there's even like fringe theories on like the data centers and stuff. I saw one that messed with my head where it said the use of water. The argument was not that the data centers needed that entire amount of water. But like, um, with all the underground cities and stuff, like, how would you divert water that you put a data center over it? And then there's like no way to monitor how much is going to the data center and how much that's what you mentioned. I mean, like that's, that wasn't here. Am I? Yeah, we've deprived that. I thought it was on social media. Uh, I hate it all. That perturbs me. It's very, very weird. And it's very, it's, it's, it goes back to your very first episode with Ninja's butterflies, but Kavila is exactly what I'm like, you know, like, controlling all that knowledge. Do you think they kind of do that whole time? Do you think they do those movies just to get us used to what's coming rather than to be like a sci-fi take on what could happen? I mean, sure, we see that. I think some, yes, and no, I think some people, it's like, it's like that predictive programming or whatever. But also, I think people are just smart enough to see the patterns of what the future could be like. Like George Orwell, I think he really saw with how things are playing out what the future could be like. Is that going to be your book club recommendation? Yeah. I've actually never read it. Yeah. I mean, either. I mean, like, I'm from everybody references it all the time. And we never read it. That'd be a good one. Dude Nate did a good job at blurry. If you saw that real where he's, I did know when he, it literally, Sam Malton's interview was literally lined up with the matrix perfectly, which is crazy, which is weird. It's like, it's a matrix. It's what, 1999, and they're like literally talking about AI taking over the world. And it's like, yeah, no one even knew what AI was back then. I think the first time I ever thought about it or heard about it was Age of Ultron Marvel, whatever they said. But that was still like a far off concept. But you know, I saw Iroba with Will Smith. That's true. Yeah. But like the concept of AI, like it was such a like a weird, fantastical thing that like, like, I wasn't even like a big sci-fi guy, so it was like, oh, yeah, this is like, in that world, that could exist, but now like, it's happening. Yeah. And we use it for art and like, and like, just like crazy, simple stuff, but we don't realize the whole depth of this whole thing. And that's the scary part about it. Yeah. Bro, that, that speaking of robots, that robot that I sent you guys, that is actually a real thing. That makes no sense. It's so weird. So what they're saying, it's for like the whole reason it looks like, you like send a picture or something of it article. How did I send it to you guys? Okay. Okay. I'll just put it in. Yeah. Who made that noise? Huh? Who do you think made that noise? I think you. I mean, that noise. It wasn't me. Was it a burper? Was it a grown or what was that? It wasn't me. Did I make that noise? Yes. Whoa. It's hiberped. I'm so confused. I'm sending it to Ninja Klan. I'm confused. I'm dizzy. I'm sick. Yeah. So the satirist, this, this thing's creepy. But what they're saying, they're supposed to be used for is like, like, imagine like doing like a like wildfire work or like different environments that have kind of gone through it. It has the, it solves the stability problem with the humanoid robot. And then I guess because it's, I saw stuff about wildfires in that use, like it would be able to like exist in those harsher environments. I get the whole billy goat running up a mountain. Oh my gosh. I'm not. Fine. It's US company, satirist, satirist like a satir. Okay. Yeah. That's probably how you say it. What's a satir? It's like demonic, isn't it? It's like the goat man. Yeah. I mean, yeah. One in the doorway. Pull up the, pull up the video and scrub to the very end. A satir is a male nature spirit and Greek mythology known for being part man and part beast, loving wine and acting wild. Same. They are companions of the one god, Dionysus, uh, oh yeah, Dionysus. That was the, uh, the whole Olympics thing. Remember that? The guy that was all painted blue and Joe Metamale on an episode of Blurry Creatures breaks down that whole thing of Dionysus, maybe Dionysus, Dionysus sense more right? I believe either of you, you say it confidently and it's fascinating. The whole episode was very fascinating because Joel was basically taken like, you know, a lot of people say like, well, Jesus is just a, um, a rip off of old Greek mythology or like whatever that. But he's like, it's, you can see the parallels of how they try. It's like the enemy knew what the prophecy said, like, I mean, obviously, yeah. And they would implant these stories and these false gods to basically pervert the story of Christ. And Dionysus is like one of them because he was like the god of wine. And so like part of it was like being able to turn water into wine and like this whole thing, but it was like, but it was just like, well, that's the thing with the deceiver is like and he's not able to create. I think that's insanely important. Like that's part of the Genesis six narrative. It's like, we're going to pervert, not create. This is not real. This is pretend. No. Literally. I thought it was fake too. I'm seeing a ton of accounts now being like, this just happened in AI, like they're, it's starting to like come through my feed more often. This is pretend. This is pretend. This is so on the nose. That's what I thought too. I mean, I thought it was fake. Did you read any of the copy? I did. Yeah. Because it's like, oh, if you need to stop it, it has like a penitrable chest, you'd stab or shoot. Like, right? Would you want that? It runs on hydraulics. So it's like we're, I mean, think about it. If we're actually worried about AI taking over, then is that not their solve? No job is worth your limbs. Nobody would write that. Well, that's why it's doing your job, that job for you, like, that's like that. Well, like, fire, fire rescue because the limbs are irreplaceable in the design. So you can swap limbs on that for like a chainsaw for like fire rescue. Oh. Yeah. It's real. But it is shown the prototype, um, yeah, runs on, runs on hydraulics and like vacuum pressure, like a car engine runs like if you've ever been unable to start and it's like sputtering. It's a vacuum leak. But so they put the torso. If a round went through the torso, you'd ruin the vacuum seal that like lets it function. So they built into it an off switch. It says the goat like head with horns was an intentional design choice. They merely reminded people of mythological satters, satters, saters, saters, demons and creatures from horror games, online reactions have ranged from why would they make it look like that? Yeah. This is the last thing I'd want to see if I was in the woods. No, that's what I, it's just too on the nose. It feels, it feels the tear. It's all a great way to get talked about if you're like a startup. Yeah. I suppose. It's important to know that it's still a prototype and a proof of concept. That's the thing. I think 10 years from now, what do you think this looks like, dude? Does the majority of people have things like this in their home? Robots? I think it's going to go, it's going to go the exact same way I talked about it before, but where Xbox where there was an avatar you talked to when they brought out the 360 camera, whatever it was called. Not 360. Yeah. But there was an avatar that would have met with you. Remember, my friends being so disturbed like watching the thing someone and it would ask, what's wrong today? And I remember that question and people being like, get the camera out of here. Well, then they launched, still have the camera, it just lost the avatar. It didn't talk. But I'm like, are we supposed to believe the tech disappeared? And they dumped it? No. It was reading emotions in lifetime. That's actually how they tried to launch it. So I think they'll do the same thing with these robots. So we're looking at this thing and be like, oh, I don't want that. But if what's the, is a big hero six like a marshmallow man was like, I'll do your dishes. I'll be like, heck, yeah, get him in here, but really, like, yeah, that's what it is. What was the movie we watched where the AI race was like, very humanoid and like, you empathize with them? Wes Wally. No, it was a movie and, um, and it was like an Asian man, but he was a robot. And people were trying to kill all the AI robots, but you empathize with the robots. Oh, ex, ex machina. No, no, no, no, you did not empathize with those robots. I know what you're talking about. I can't. Oh, man, I, yeah, it's like right there, I forget the opening scene is like they, they go and they like, they're living in a jungle hut and they go and they try to steal somebody and it's a robot. Like a robot child. Oh my gosh. Yeah. What is that? Isn't it the thing? It didn't, isn't it the thing they shot on FX threes? Hmm. I don't know. I'll think I've seen that. Yeah. What is it? It'll be fine. I robots were like that because they were like sweet and empathetic and stuff and not one, not real domination. They always turn. I wish they would have made a part two to the ex, ex machina. Yeah. Yeah, machina. Yeah. That was, that was eerie. That was a very good one. That was scary, very scary. Oh, so scary. That also reminds me of a story because remember that part where he was like walked in a, that like she left him walking that cell that he could not get out of. Mm-hmm. Well, if you guys ever heard of the black hole of Galgata, I have not. The black hole of Galgata. Can this come after I go beat? Yes. And I'll tell you right after that, don't go anywhere. It's a creator. The creator. We're gonna lost season. Lily. The creator. Shot on FX3. We interrupt this program for a special release. report from NAB News. 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I'm mad because I'm cold. Just like cold in general. Like, yeah, it's not very like a. That's the thing. It's like, I would love to live in Montana, but I also feel like I would just be in a bad mood all the time. Yeah. So, I get mad when I'm hot. I'm cold. I'm. I'm. I'm content when I'm cold. I get fidgety. When we were in California, I was mad at how cold I was. Because I thought we were going to a tropical destination. And it was so cold. Yeah, March is not. I mean, it was nice. You see, Jay Cucheson had to live in the dream up there. He's having so much fun. Did he even move there? No, no, he's just visiting. He's just like. He's just living the dream. He's just. He's about to? I'm just making that up. He loves it. You could tell, he's just walking on the side of a cliff like in the morning and there's no one on the trail next to him. Do people get in trouble going to Hawaii? Because they don't realize like the difference of like a place where the shadows are actually cool. Like, you wake up in the morning, you need a hoodie. Like, you eat anytime of the year. But. Yeah, it was like 90, 100. It was 100 degrees a couple days ago in Montana where we're going. But then it's like 50 degrees at night. Yeah, that's like, it's just you need a hoodie and stuff. Ideal camping setup. Oh, perfect. That's what I want to do this year. I haven't gone camping. I can't wait for Noah's first camping trip. That's going to be so fun. Yeah. I've never been camping in my life. What the freak? Are you for real? That's a bummer, Lil. It literally, like, primitive camping. Like, just in a tent. It's so. It's such a memory maker. You guys got to do it with the fan. Like, what about even at this age would they would love them? Even backyard. Even my garden. Man, you got to do it. You got to do it. I was a girl's cat so I camped in a cabin. Yeah, it's like camping. I thought that too. Dang, that's a bummer. Those are such great things. Oh, what a freaking. Dude, there's a. There's like, I mean, we're here in Florida. There's such a couple cool little spots up the coast. Like, half beach. Like, the place that we went on the water. But then I think Taipei Island. Talbot, little Talbot Island. Taipei Island in Georgia, right? Georgia, yeah. Little Talbot is the one. You take like a little fairy and they got like a place you can camp. Super cool. Speaking of camping, you see Ryan Gosling's our new ghost rider? Dude. What's up? Uh, it's comic book character. Nicholas Cage played him last time. It's literally like the most like dominant superhero because he's already dead. So you can't beat him. Like, he's dead and he's just his bones are on fire. It's so creative. The bones are the money. What's up for us? I always ask him to remember. I think you should leave. And so are the worms. They pull your hair up, but not out. But what should I. What should I be reading? I got books, but what should I listen to or watch on my trip? It's a long flight there and back. The death of Robin Hood. I mean, I would have to download that. I don't think it's available for downloads. No. I don't know. Can it be downloaded right now? It's just came out. You can buy it on Apple. 25 bucks. I bought it. Josh, we're watching Vikings again. Yeah, I don't know if I can get into that. I could try it. Have you ever tried it? I got four episodes in for your recommendation. Train. We started it a couple of days ago. We're already at the end of season two. You're so mad at Ragnar Lothbrok. I'm so mad at him. Josh had to give me a pep talk. He's like, I am not Ragnar Lothbrok. Before you go to bed, we're not the same person. I just like, I know. I said, no, look at me. I am not him. I understand. Speaking of Vikings, I have a Viking story two day. Let's go. So get buckled up for that. I'm buckled up. But first we got question. Go to go to go to go to go to with Lily with a question in the front. You guys should just start skipping this. Lily, stop it. Stop it. Enough. Would you rather? Okay. Every dog dislike you. Oh, man. Oof. They don't bite you. They just don't. They just just like they like show no love. Yeah, no love. Or every baby cry other than yours. Your baby's love you. But every baby cry when you hold them. Baby. What? Baby. They already have that happening to me. That's true. This is your life. I mean, that grand kid. You have a grand kid though. You can't even hold without a crying. Yeah, that's what I have a baby. So you're asking me to pick between my baby and my dog. No, no, you're not your kid. Oh, miss that. Okay. For sure, the baby. Yeah, I mean, I don't hold a ton of babies already. And if I have to wait, I mean, after it's one year when they're not a baby anymore, right? So it's like, I have to wait a one year to hold my grand kid compared to like having a dog. My dogs never like me. That's crazy. Oh my gosh. No, sorry. Kelsey. Kelsey didn't have a superpower where she can hold anybody's baby and they love her. She's the best. It's her energy. It is her energy because she's actually an angel. Do you guys know that? I give up because you're entertaining angels unaware of Kelsey's an angel. Babies don't like you very much. Yes. Because I have spas energy. I'd say like a 50/50 shot for me that basically 50% of the babies that come near me cry. Yeah. So it's like, I mean, why is we'll crank it up to 100? Yeah, it might as well. Yeah. They can't figure out if you're a boy or a girl. I can't imagine not my like Pico looking at me and like not being angry with me and like biting me but like looking at me and saying, I'd rather not. And like despising me. I feel like that would break my heart over anything. Babies cry over anything. I'm in the season of life. I know we have so many haters in our messages though too. Don't hold me to this. I have small children. I would rather my dogs reject me. In this season of life. After a day of being completely touched out and then I've got a golden retriever licking me, come running, jump. Get out of the way. Go outside. They love you unconditionally. You know, that's, I honestly, I'm reminded of God's love every time I get around my dogs. And I'm like the biggest jerk or I come to home in a bad mood or something happens. But yet that dog's always there. Just like, hey, you're good. I love you. You're fine. My dogs pick me last night. I'll sleep. It's a freaking best. I do love dogs. Yeah, my dog. He goes far and lately. And it is the most disgusting. No, it is like it's beyond anything. I've never smelled my life. Like it's crazy. Like Kelsey will be sitting there. Like literally just like studying the Bible in bed. And it's like she's got her marker. She's got her no pad. And it's just like we're just living the dream. I'm reading my book. Watching TV, we're chilling. And then suddenly Kelsey would just be like, I just ate it. And it was just like it just hit you like away from it. It's like, how does this? What causes dogs to fart so much? We borrowed a book from the library called Walter, the farting dog from the kid section. And it was actually very scary. Like the artwork is very scary and weird. It's like, yes, spooky. But hilarious concept that this dog, they pick up this dog and he chronically farts and they take him to the vet to figure out how to change to this fart. And they give him anti-fart biscuits, but the biscuits make him fart even more. Of course. And he has very small, like little self-control. So he eats the whole box of fart biscuits. But and the dad is like, we have to get rid of him because he farts so much. But then someone comes to burglarize their home and Walter farts them out of the house. Little blue. And if the dad's like, we can keep him. He saved us. That's pretty good. Also, fart biscuit is going to be my new nickname for my girls now. -Fart later. -When they're acting like turds. -The way your voice just came. -You're fun to say so. What? Oh, it's for you. For the song, for the song. I don't want to watch this. Can I opt out? No. This is one of the worst ones of ever. Oh, G and Drew. Dude, I. Do you know what this is? No, but I told Josh this morning that my throat's so bad, I feel like I licked algae from a lake. So this will make you feel something. for sure. This, the saddest part of this, the scariest part is this condition is so far gone, this person. Maybe you'll find some peace and knowing. They cannot feel what's going to be a trigger warning for people. I mean, this is Andrew. This is Andrew's got a real. That is the trigger warning. I mean, yeah, is the trigger warning. Yeah, but here we go. Count it down. Two, one, go. I don't know if there's volume. I can't remember if it recorded, but oh my gosh. There's no volume. Okay, here we go. Let's just send it. So we've got an older gentleman and we lift up his upper lip. We can see that there is a fun. Living in his upper lip. Uh, some parasites that have entered it. What is wrong? We can see we're in the hospital setting and this video just. Yeah, you know, that's awful. That's awful. Shame on you. I'm trying to have to breathe because I feel like I breathe. That's awful. Oh my gosh. What is that? What did he say? It was bacteria like a larva? It's a parasite and apparently he was, he goes on in the video to explain why the third world, like people need better healthcare because apparently the condition was so far gone and his immune system was so compromised, he no longer had feeling and had no idea that it had been growing. I hate you. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Oh my god. The way they were moving. I'm going to go listerine when I got home, dude. Oh my gosh. We're going to call quits today. Honestly, that was awful. I'm going to go to tractor supply. Get some horse medication and I'm going to get some eyebrow mackerel. You're ready for the worst thought, though. They couldn't feel it. So what are we not aware of? What do you mean, you can't feel it? You lift your freaking lip up. There's bugs that you have. Didn't have feeling. His nerves. I hated that. That put me really bad in this. I never do that again. Whatever do that again. Oh my gosh. When I think about when I get really in my head and I think about the fact that my body is just a bag of meat and bones and organs and blood and sinew, I get very upset. Like stringy things that hold it together. And I get very upset. And then I think about the fact that I it's wet in there. I eat and I drink and mold is probably growing in this somewhere. I love that mold is your I can't not see that. It's like it's like I'm going to do the MDR round that it's me goes AI. Oh my gosh. That's so funny. All right. Tell us your story, man. Speaking of the worst things ever. Yeah. Have you guys heard of the black hole of Galkuta? No. I'm interested though. I love stories about history. Yeah. This story hit every single marker of my fears. Yes. One of my greatest fears is being trapped. Yeah. Well, if you're afraid of being trapped, skip ahead because this is a worse place you could be trapped. I think one of the worst places. The black hole of Galkuta June 20th, 1756. This was at the height of the trading stuff that was happening from India. So we had like the the Dutch, the French, the Spring Spain and then the Brits, right? And they formed their own East Indian trading company, which they basically it was just a trading company, but they militarized it and they were kind of their own law. Yeah. And if you know anything about history, what the British people did in India, a lot of terrible things. The East Indian trading company was definitely a big part of that as well. They just treated the Indian people like subhuman really. Yeah. Just profiting off their stuff. But India at the time, they had basically like governors or rulers of different sections of India. And there's this new ruler in Bengal named Saraj Udala. And he was his young guy. And a lot of the people were like, I don't know, like he's too young, like blah, blah, blah. But the East Indian company in Calcutta, they set up their own fort called Fort William. And basically they're totally taking advantage of the situation, not paying for tax, not paying taxes on goods that they're taking out of India, basically bleeding Calcutta dry. And they're like, well, we're going to build a fort called Fort William. And we're going to start expanding it in Calcutta just in case the French or somebody else comes and tries to mess with their stuff. And Saraj, the ruler said, no, you can't do that. And we're going to do it anyways. So they just started expanding, expanding, expanding. And that made Saraj very mad. So Saraj is like, all right, raises an army of 50,000 people over a hundred elephants, these guys are riding on. They surround the fort. All the soldiers, I say all of them, the majority of the soldiers, the, the guy in charge of Fort William, fled, rushed to their boats, left some soldiers behind, some innocent people behind, gone the boats and fled. And there's no one in charge of Fort William now. So they're like, who's going to be in charge? Because we're about to go to battle 50,000 people. So they elect this guy who was a British soldier, but he was a doctor or a surgeon. And his name was John Howell. Howell. And he's just basically like, I don't know what I'm doing. So he's like, okay, do this do that. They're overtaken pretty instantly. Of course. Just like boom, overtaken. And so what they did, they captured the remaining soldiers. Some of them died during the battle. But they surrendered super quick. So they captured 146 soldier prisoners. And they're just holding them. And they're like, well, we need to place a hold them at night. So they don't try to escape. Yeah. Well, Fort William was not meant to house that many prisoners. It was meant for like, it was like a brick. So like a drunken sailor, they would throw in like this room or whatever and like, sleep it off kind of thing. So Siraj is men who's like, let's go hold them in that cell. So they marched 146 soldiers down to the dungeon and place them in a room, a jail cell. That was. He didn't even mess. You're just trying to pick on them now. I didn't hear a screw up. Hey, you have no backup. Jail. That's a jail cell. He almost did it again. It's the glasses, dude. I'm telling you, it's her glasses. You're mean. Every time I put on the glasses, put them in a cell holding cell. Would you drop something? Give her a thumbs up. This room was 18 feet by 14 feet. 18 feet by 14 feet. Teeny tiny. Smaller than this room. Yeah. With 146 people in it. They crammed 146 people on the head. Two windows on the back that are barred. Very tiny windows. But they said the way that it was facing, there was no ventilation in the cell. And this was during June in India. And they said on record, it was like actually a drought year. And they said the temperatures at night were 109 degrees. At nine time. That's outside. So they crammed 146 prisoners into this tiny room. No ventilation. They said they literally had to push them in because they wouldn't all fit. I've got them. They're live. The square foot per person is 1.726. Yeah. So my shoulders don't fit. They said you literally couldn't lift your arms up because you were being squeezed in. Yeah. Instantly people started to freak out. Oh yeah. And like the air was so hard to breathe. And also there was this thing where there's fires happening. So there's like smoke pouring into the cell. And like they said it was literally suffocating. So people were like trying to jump up and breathe out of the window. And like as I was happening, people were like getting thrown into the ground. Once you hit the ground, they said that it was literally impossible to stand back up. Oh my gosh, dude. They were in there. And starting to freak out. Yeah. Like guys like, okay, everyone just like calm down, calm down. It's like there's with so hard to breathe. People are literally suffocating. Right. I have an idea. Everyone sit down, then stand up. And so we can try to get some air movement, but when that happened, a lot of dudes couldn't stand back up, they died. They just got squished, my gosh. And then it came to water. They were literally dying of thirst. And so they're pleading with the guard. Please bring us water. He brought one little water jug. - Oh my gosh, and they fight to the death over this water. - And they were fighting over it. And they like basically it didn't nothing for them. Like you want like a handful of people that got like maybe like their tongue wet. - Yeah, how could anyone, how could they pass it around? Like the logistics is insane. - And then they pleaded with the guard. They said, "We'll give you a thousand rupees "if you get us out of here." Or just put us in a different room. - Yeah. - And he's like, "Okay, I'll go talk to him." Comes back, he's like, "No, they said no." - Oh my goodness. - "2,000 rupees, please." Okay, I'll go talk to him. Comes back, "No, they don't want anything to do that." Like dang. So they stayed there all night. And in the morning, the guards are like, I mean, they're just screaming all night, torture. They opened the door, only 23 soldiers survived. - Oh. - Holy shoot. - And they said it took the guy, the howl guy, John Howl, he survived it. And he's the one that wrote about it. He survived. He said it took him 20 minutes to get out of the room because of the stacks of dead bodies that he had to crawl over. - How dense it was. Oh my goodness. - They just died of being jumped on or hot and. - Suffocation. - Dehydration. - Dehydration. - Panic. - Trampling. - Give cardiac arrest, too. But I'm thinking, 'cause it's literally only this big. It's trying to fit in that space. So if they actually tried to like squat and stand up, think about the expanse, like how your knees actually move out. - Did you take up like two feet? - Plus, yeah. - Imagine being in like a cardboard box I'm going to your knees and then your knees would pin against the thing in front of you. And then everyone pressing in, you wouldn't be able to expand and contract your diaphragm. So you'd be like doing that shallow breathing. Try this. - Four of us. - So they said 123 people died. This is the account of John Howl. Later, evidence people said like, oh, there wasn't that many soldiers in there. There's probably like 60 something or 70 something. - Yeah. - And it's like, well, this guy was in there and like, let's maybe take his word at it. But they said they used that story as like propaganda to enforce more strict stuff on India. But regardless, the situation, that did happen. The black hole of Calcutta did happen. - Yeah. - And that was just a terrifying story and I hated it. - Awful. - Awful. - That's gonna stick with me. - And let me put this, the alternate math on how many people were in there is 3.76 square feet. So now we're to here. So, oh, you can move your arms like this now. It's like, it's still inhumane. Like, it's still in site panic. - Yeah, so that was the black hole of Calcutta. - No, people don't realize like, how crazy the body will shut down on itself until they've been like stuck in a situation. Like, I used to watch like the military training videos and people have to like do that thing where like they crawl underwater with like, just getting little breaths of air and stuff like that. - Yeah. - And people tap out even though like, well, literally quit training even though there's like the entire team of people watching you and you know they don't want you to die. But it's like people just, I mean, shut down. - Yeah, my never a matter. - Yeah. - That's a hard thing to do. - Yeah. - It's a hard thing to do. Awful. Awful. It's a terrible story. - How long do you think he could last? - It's so terrible. - In that room? - Yeah. - Five seconds. - Maybe not even in the bags. - I would plead with the guy, I would plead with the guy that said, please just kill me. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - I can't do this. - But they obviously wanted to torture these people. - Yeah, they just like. - Yeah, so it's like they're not gonna listen to you. - Power trip. - Yeah. - So I'll be your slave, bro. - That's terrible. - Anyways. - Speaking of the Indian Easter training company, what was it? - He's India. - He's in training company. I have a story that involves that. - Oh. - Which is crazy. This is the story about the worst but greatest pirate captain to ever exist. - Was it a one? - Captain. - No. Captain Avery, the pirate king is what they called him. - Ooh. - Yes. So this is like, I believe in like 1690 around that time. Imagine your captain Gibson underneath this ship. He's taking a nap, he's drunk. He's actually falling asleep. It's in the middle of the night, out in the bay. And then suddenly he hears his first mate call up to have the anchor removed, you know, pulled up. And the boat starts moving. He wakes up, he walks on deck and he sees men that are not a part of his crew running around, manning the ship. And he walks over to this man wearing a captain's hat and standing there calm, confident, all this things. And the guy looks at him and says, I am the captain now. That's not just from Captain Phillips. It's literally like what he said apparently. He's like, I am the captain now. Calm, confident, like this guy took over the ship and he gave Gibson and all of his men a tiny little robot and they sent them on their way back. And then that was the start of the legend of what Captain Avery or Avery is. There's a little mix, it's Avery, but I think it's technically Avery. So Henry D. Avery. So he stole this warship, basically sent Captain Gibson on his way. The ship was then named the fancy. Ooh, I like that, right. He renamed it after the mutiny. And the thing is Captain Avery was previously in the Navy in the British Navy at that point. So he had done a lot of stuff with slave trades and stuff. And so what they did, they started going south along the African border and would stop in at ports. And he would negotiate deals, you know, trade deals to get slaves and he would bring these slaves on. And then he would take over the chiefs and the slave traders. And so he would just absolutely rob these people. Horrible dude. Just like you talked about with the black hole, he would put these slaves underneath the ship. He wouldn't even use them. He would just put them under the ship, sitting, starving in their own soil, all this stuff until they got to another port. He would clean out the people who had died and then he would sell the other people. It was just, I mean, his dude was absolutely a brutal. But the thing is, I didn't really realize like the whole pirates code thing, you always hear about that. That was something that like, I'm like, who's, 'cause they would always stop in every port, but they would always pick up new people for their crew. And I'm like, what's the deal with that? Because like, how do you convince someone to be a pirate? But back in the day, like he's like, he would look at them. He says, you want to work for pennies? Or do you want to have an even fair trade? Everything we find, we split it out evenly. It's a fair thing. And you vote if you, if you want this captain gone, if everyone votes, then that captain's gone. Like, that's just how it worked back then. And so it was just, it was very appealing to people back then, like, yeah, I can, I can do that. So they picked up every now and then 17, 50, 100 crew members just in and out all the time. And they had written Constitution, equal voting rights. And that's, and piracy was just becoming a huge, huge thing. And so let's see here, he would buy and sell human beings. It's terrible, completely ravaged African villagers. But his whole plan at this point in time was to go to Madagascar. Because apparently there's this guy named Thomas II who is also a pirate captain, but had built like this, like just paradise for pirates back in Madagascar, where you'd go there, there's no rules, no laws, no nothing. You go there, you drink, you do whatever. And so he was, that was where his goal was. And so he'd also built this fancy, this, this ship, to be incredibly fast. They said it was the fastest ship on the Atlantic at the time. Because he would no joke, make modifications to this ship, tear down decks, throw him in the ocean. So it became the lightest and quickest and fastest ship on the ocean, which was just impressive. That's the tough thing with this whole thing because he's very, very smart. And the way, I mean, pirates just as a kid, you're like, it's so cool. But then you obviously look at the details, he's such an evil guy. Yeah. So people reported that it was, no ship could catch the fancy. It was completely just amazing. He would then take Danish ships, he would take their gold, ivory silk, their weapons, enough alcohol to keep the pirates like drunk for literally months. And when they got to Madagascar, they set up shop for a little bit. And then they decided they wanted to go after something very, very big, the Mughal empire, which is Mongol and then some other thing. But it's from India. So it's the, it's an Indian empire. So yeah, they have like aspirations beyond just what he was doing. He was trying to, oh, big time. Yeah. And you learn about this fleet coming, that was coming from Mecca and it belonged to the Mughal empire. And so they, they were, they started going up north on the other side of Africa to go through, you know, like the Red Sea and stuff like that. And they learned about a ship called the Gunsway, which is such a freaking name. Such a cool name. Apparently, this ship had was just enormous compared to the fancy had five times the amount of crew had double the amount of cannons. But for some reason Captain Evry was like, game on, let's do it. So he went and they literally had a huge cannonball fight literally right there in the middle of the ocean. Um, they're his, uh, Thomas to the other captain that they were friends with. He was helping them as well. They're trying to steal, you know, take over this ship. He gets hit with the cannonball right in the gut. They said his intestines were in his hands. He dies right getting them in there. Captain, every says still, I'm going after it. And they go, go crazy on the gunsway. One of their cannon cannon cannons literally blows up and explodes catches fire. They take out one of the main sales on their ship. They send people on tiny boats to go over there. Absolutely horrible. What they did to these people, they were torturing them. They took women, all this stuff and they were abusing everything. Women to the point where no joke, they're taking swords to themselves or drowning themselves just to get away from this horrible, horrible crew. But even after they did that, they still took on crew members from the gunsway and it just became legendary. And at this point, they, they sail all the way to Nassau, uh, the Bahamas. Wow. And so they land there and they, they, uh, make a deal with the guy that's in charge of, uh, Nassau and they, they set up shop there. They're having a good time. And then the king basically says, listen, captain, every is the most wanted man right now in his crew. If you know anything about him, you must hunt him down. You must turn him in. You must kill him. Do whatever you have to do. That word gets out to Nassau and people just scatter. Captain, every, um, oh, costly. I didn't even tell you the gunsway had incredible amount of riches on it. Okay. Like dummy. This isn't like, if you look like an ancient times, this is the biggest highest of all time. Gold, rubies, gems, silks, like fabrics, everything. And they calculate it to modern day times. How much they stole off that ship. $200 million. This was something where every single crew member would never have to work for the rest of their life. This was, yeah, incredible. So they're in the Bahamas with all this money. They find out they're wanted in like big, big time. Like it's no stopping. People are coming after them. Everyone scatters. Captain, every grabs a small boat with a crew, and they just sail off into the ocean. Rumor has it. They got to Ireland, landed in Ireland. And then that is when Captain every went by himself. He made a deal with his crew and he went by himself and to this day, no one has any idea where Captain, every went or where his treasure went. He got away. He got away, dude. That's pretty dang cool. He's the greatest and worst pirate of all time. He got away scot free. So that's like a real, who needs treasure out then big time. I mean, people still search for today, this day. And like a history channel, there's shows dedicated finding Captain every treasure. Whoa. I mean, the dude was absolutely. So they think he went to Ireland, Ireland. I think that's confirmed that he did go to Ireland. That's the last time they saw him. And so it's just, bro, we got to go to Ireland. I mean, but just think about that. Like, but like, like if you woke up tomorrow and you just found out like that one man just robbed the richest man in the world, cause his global political conflict. And then he just disappears. Like in that modern times, that would be nuts. But that's what this dude did. Crazy. It's like, um, his name, JB Cooper, DB Cooper, DB, DB Cooper. Yeah. You know that story? It's not the treasure everybody's looking for. That's the guy that robbed the bank and then stole playing or got on a plane, jumped out of the plane, like an Appalachia or something. People think it's somewhere in the mountains. I don't know where that is crazy. Yeah. Stuff like that blows my mind. I think I want to start doing more high stuff because it's like, like, I mean, there's just like crazy stories of people just stealing things. And I mean, $200 million worth of stuff. That's crazy. I'm still wanting to become like a treasure hunter. Like if I, if I was like, wait, he left stuff in the Bahamas. I'm like, I can go there. Yeah. Ireland. Yeah. Ireland, dude. I have an Irish story. Yeah. It's a, it's a complicated story. So I might struggle through it because the word, the names are insane. Yeah. Let's break it down. But I think it's such a fun story telling me. There's this old ancient Irish folklore story that relates Ireland and Scotland to Egypt and Moses. Pardon? Whoa. It goes back that far. We're talking about early Bronze Age era. Okay. And the Bronze Age was also humor. Yeah. Or after, or before Homer. Yeah. The Bronze Age. Okay. It all starts in Egypt. There's this princess of the Pharaoh name Scota. Scota. I don't know if you can form a correlation between Scota and Scotland. Scor. Scota. But she was the daughter of Pharaoh. She married a man and his name was Niel. Who's a very wise man. They said he was basically like this. Incredibly well-versed man, incredibly knowledgeable knew how to read the stars and knew like every language. So Pharaoh brought him into the court, taught all his priests and then gave his daughter as marriage Scota to Niel. They gave birth to a son whose name was Guadalglas, which is the origin of Gaelic. Cool. They say that Guadalglas basically learned from his father and he was the creator of the Gaelic language. What? But the story. He just took all the languages his father knew and just combined it into one. That's why it doesn't make sense. But what happened was they're saying that during this time, Moses was also there. And there's one story that they tell that Guadalglas was bitten by a venomous snake and they brought him to Moses. Moses healed him. Stop it right now. And the Moses prophesied over Guadalglas saying that his ancestors would one day occupy an island where there was no snakes. Oh my gosh. Because safe Patrick got rid of the snakes. Oh my gosh. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. So what happened? This whole story, so Scota in that she was a princess of Egypt. The Exodus happens. Like the the plagues and a lot of stuff. Egypt is in ruins. Her father dies and they said the rise of power was people are trying to take over power in Egypt now. Yeah. So her and her family were in danger. So they fled Egypt and they wandered for years. They said they're basically wandering while Moses and the Israelites were also wandering in the desert to the east, but they went west. And so they said that they went to North Africa, they went to Crete, Sicily, and then ended up in the Iberian Peninsula, which is Spain. And Scota, her family just kept on growing and growing and growing. They became a very powerful people in Spain. They said that they're basically like their own little empire of warriors that grew in Spain. So we're talking like generations in Spain. One of these guys, his name was Miel Espana, like Spain, in which means soldier of Spain. Cool. So Miel Espana had this vision one time where he climbed up this tower and he saw Ireland and he says, that's the land I want to take. Oh no. And so he unfortunately never made it, but his son, which I didn't write his son's name down. Son of soldier of Spain. Son of Miel Espana basically took his sons with him, sailed to Spain, but they, oh yeah, sorry, Ireland. And they encountered these people that were the natives to Ireland called Tuaha de Adon. Cool. And they said that they were supernatural beings. That basically could conjure things, conjure entities. They could manipulate weather. And so they said they literally had a magic battle. And they killed some of the sons, some of the men that came over. And so they fled and they're like, we got to take it around. We got to go get these guys. So what they did is they brought their own druids. Oh my gosh. Spainted. Spainted. These guys did from scoters family because they went, they're not expecting it's going to be a magic fight. Yeah. They brought a sword to a one fight. Yeah. So they brought their druids with them to Ireland. They battled these magical people, ended up defeating them, and then occupying Ireland and Scotland. Wow. And what year was this supposedly? This is, I mean, like this, like this, it's like parallels almost the time of the Odyssey taking place. But a completely separate story. Yeah. Which is fascinating. Um, share consciousness. Everybody was going and congregate and stuff and getting in boats. But they're saying, um, basically why the, the druids, like so the druids are fascinating in the Celtic regions. So like Ireland, Scotland and England, because there's no written history about them. It was all oral history, but a lot of stuff does parallel that of the ancient knowledge. They said that they were, they could read the stars and the signs and like all this stuff. Even Julius Caesar wrote about the druids when Rome was trying to take over Ireland stuff. So Julius Caesar said, moreover, referring to the druids, moreover, they discuss and teach the young about the stars in their movements, the size of the universe in the earth, the nature of things and the power and authority of the immortal gods and so that they're well-versed in astrology or astronomy, cosmology, natural philosophy and theology of the ancient gods. And so I just thought it was a fascinating story. You had the parallel of, like why the Odyssey is happening, this fantastical story. You had this story of the Princess of Egypt that was met Moses, goes and her family ends up taking over Ireland and it's just like, but there's like this whole journey of getting there too, just like the Odyssey. Some of these make a movie about this. I know. Dude, yeah, druids in Ireland have it a battle. Let's go. It reminds me of the Ben Hur movie where it's like this crazy story is happening to this person and then like, but it's at the time of Jesus and so you'll see something happening with Jesus like over to the side and you're like, what? But it's like this chick is just living her life and it's like there's Moses in the world. But that's it. I thought that was a cool story. It's not so cool. I'm visualizing that in my head, dude. It's so cool. I tried to really find like parallels with like the, or just research the druids in general. Yeah. But I mean, there's literally, there's like no history on the druids. Yeah. And these are Spanish folks. They were European folks. They're European folks. Yeah. Cool. They came to druids took over Ireland in Scotland. Yeah. So that's what they have. But before that, they were a magical people also. Yeah. So they were called the Tuahadea done. Can you show me a picture? Do they attach to his all over their body? I don't know. I didn't see any pictures. That's crazy, man. That's so fun. A lot of stuff like that. Yeah. I'm trying to see. Yeah. It says the Tuahadea done conjures storms and like just did dark magic and all this stuff. They said they called them a supernatural race of people. I'm like, yeah, that's crazy. That's pretty weird. Stuff like that before we know. It's interesting too. I just started. I don't want to cut you off, but we had someone in here the other day. And it's like everyone like that they joke like when they go to Ireland, like, yeah, I have Irish ancestors and stuff like that. But I just find it really fascinating that all of us have Irish ancestors. And like, I would say the majority of people have Irish ancestors. And it's such a tiny place. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes you wonder. How did that happen? The Tuahadea on. Are you telling me I'm percentage druid? I think so. I think it's like American people. It's probably pretty common to have Irish ancestors. Because they were brought over here as indentured servants. Yeah. That's like the potato famine. Anyways, that's my story of Princess Skolta. That was very interesting. I love that story. Very good image. I just imagine like those like, you know, those weird reals that used to do like the old like sci-fi fantasy with the grain and stuff like that. That's what I imagine. Like the green hills and stuff and freaking that would make a sick movie. It would be awesome. Incredible. I would like to go to Ireland. Never been. But I do. This is actually interesting too. Some people correlate that after the Exodus, very shortly after, we're talking about like 50 to 100 years after that. That's when the sea people came and took over or like basically beat up Egypt. Gotcha. So the story is all around like the Odyssey of the sea people and like, and she's like, who was the sea people? Where'd they come from? Who were the sea people? The OG pirates. Probably Moana. I mean, that's it. All signs point Moana. I mean, what did they wear? Like a Polynesian people? That'd be pretty cool. Aina is having like a moral quandary about Maui. Why? She keeps bringing up. Why would Maui steal the heart of Tafiti? Did it for the people? Fair question. He did it for the people. It's very clear. His own vanity. And she's like, but that was a bad choice. And it's like, sometimes we make bad choices, not knowing the consequences until they happen. Think of what? We do the wrong thing when we think it's the right thing. Yeah. Well, how do you think? Should we have grace for people who do that? Are you asking Aida or me? You? Yes. Speaking of that, have you heard of the Kahora Basadelta in Africa? Never ever. So it's this vast reservoir on the Zambizi River in Western Mozambique. It is the fish nursery of the entire region. Basically, all of the fish that all like millions of people survive on comes from this region. It is also one of the worst areas for mosquitoes. Oh, gosh. Which is why the fish thrive there? Yeah, because they eat them. There is a humanitarian effort to cut down on a mosquito disease in the region. And they have provided these fishing people with mosquito nets. The name of the foundation is the Bill and Melinda Gates. True. They love their mosquitoes. They have an effort. What's the mosquito disease? I'm bling it out. In an effort to reduce malaria, they have provided all of these people with fishing nets with the tiniest little holes. The people do not understand that they are from mosquitoes. They literally you hand them a net and they're fishing people. So they are taking these mosquito nets. They are not blocking their homes. They are fishing. But what the thing that matters is when you have a net with a hole this big, you only harvest mature fish. Yeah. Their mosquito nets are grabbing every life stage of fish out of that water. It is creating an ecosystem disaster. Decimated the fish population in the entire region of Africa. Thanks. And for the record, I'm stealing this. This is from what's his name? Forest. How do you call him? Galante. The dude he's always on roads. Forest Gump. He was on Rogan. Oh, the animal guy. The animal guy. So he's on one. And literally the entire, so the region, they live in huts. They add smoke to their huts. They sleep by fire. They have means by which they deal with the mosquito. They've been doing it forever. They've been doing it. They didn't need. He's like, yes, people do get malaria. He's like, but they have natural means by which they've been combating it for a long time. So what Bill Gates has literally done is he's completely ruined the entire fishery in this region, in this entire area. People are now starving. The craziest part is there is no repentance. There is no remorse. They're still providing mosquito nets. Oh, man. So the fisheries ruined. Thanks to Bill Gates. He needs to start thinking with his noggin and not with his most keto bites. Did they not come with like instructions? Like on how to hang them on your house or something. But if you're like, you think it was just like, you don't just hand them that's like, you just like, hey, by the way, this is how you do it. I mean, maybe, maybe they did. I may have misspoke. Maybe they did understand what it was originally for. I may have misunderstood the thing, but this is a better tool. But this is a better net. And my child is hungry. Yeah. So like, if given the option of someone eating that I'm never going to see in my life forever away, and my kids starving, yeah, you're going to use the supplies you have. Yeah. I mean, obviously people on these unsurvivered, they'll catch a fish this big and they're so stoked. Yeah. And they just grill it. And they're so happy. And that moment, you're not thinking about dang, the people who are going to come back to this island aren't going to be able to eat this fish in three years. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of these humanitarian organizations don't think about like the long-term consequences to their solutions. Well, they don't, they don't provide a sustainable source. Yeah. Like Taylor. Yeah. Taylor talked about that. I was going to mention that my brother, Taylor, who lived in Africa for a bit, Zambia, Zambia. Yeah. Um, he talked about like the, how Tom shoes, do you guys remember Tom shoes? Oh, yeah. Well, you buy a pair that give a pair. Yeah, they were the coolest. Um, but he's like, that was detrimental to a lot of these villages because they would give these kids these Tom shoes, which are pretty crappy shoes to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. They were stylish. They were. Yeah. Very hipsterish. So these kids would wear these shoes, but these kids are a time of basically grown calluses on their feet so they could walk anywhere they get to where they're living. Yeah. And they would wear these shoes. Their calluses would go away. Their feet would become unconditioned. So often. They would either grow out of their shoes, those shoes would get destroyed. Tom wasn't coming back in with more shoes. These kids feet were just exposed. And then it just disease was rampant. Yep. Infections. Yeah. Terrible. Yeah. Good intentions isn't always, you know, crazy as part as we still trust this humanitarian with like, like you have a track record of failing with quote unquote good intention. Why are you allowed to make any dissent? Any decision for the general populist money, man. I don't think we trust. I think it's just weak and we're power. Well, someone has quote unquote trusted him with the ability to they trust him with their money. I just think that he needs to like we just need to say hey, Bill, you have gifts. You have gifts. You're good. I can get those are not your gift. Choose a different gift. It's like, you know, we've dealt with the church role, but it's like when someone wants to step out of their role, you know, like, like when a greeter wants to like be the pastor. It's like, no, dude, stay in your lane. Let's put him on world hunger and I'm going to elect John Green. cover mosquitoes. He can be in charge of mosquitoes. I also like his tuberculosis work keep up the keep that up. You think you can juggle tuberculosis and mosquitoes? We need to create a team under him. We low low low mid level leadership. The first mate. John Green got it. Others beneath him. You don't have anybody else in mind for beneath him for secondary. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, do you elect right now? I will say Oprah can get stuff done. Oprah. Willie. Oprah. She has a voice in people listen to her. Set his bill. Yeah. No, you should not be listening to her. Why Oprah though? But people listen to Bill Gates. She is going to reach a demographic of people who get stuff done. And you know who that is? Praying elderly women. You think, okay, maybe, but you think Oprah has her best intentions as a mind as well. No, I just think that we need to get her to share it with the masses. Yeah, well Bill Gates makes me pray too. Everyone gets a news. You get a net. Speaking of Oprah, Uncle Jeff hit me up on ancestry, the app. Because I think I don't know if I mentioned on here. He's he said he's actually spent 20 years mapping out our family lineage. Incredible. And so on his on the app, he's mapped out over 3000 ancestors connected to our family. Nuts. But he's telling me he's like, Hey, just let you know your four times grandfather. So great, great, great, great grandfather. It was a civil war soldier. His graves. I'm not going to say which side. We already know. But his tombstone is in new Matilla. No way. Yeah. How cool is that? And I can federate roots, run a date. One of one of his things that he did was he went and he captured a ship in Tampa. What? That was a pirate. I mean, you're great, great, great. Your dad was a pirate dad. I made great grandpa. There's some other stories. I don't want to say. I can tell you later, but we went looking for his headstone just to be like cool. Yeah. We're in the wrong graveyard. But we did come across this grave headstone. I'm like, Oh, this is interesting. So I took a picture of it. And I like try to write asked AI about it. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. So it says erected by circus folks and fans has two like circus elephants on it and said the little kernel, Leonard Jones, and he's only 11 when he died. Said a brave boy and a true friend. Wow. Like that's fascinating. This is new Matilla. And so I looked him up. And this kid had tuberculosis of the spine. So basically he was bedridden his entire life. Geez. Um, lived to 11 years old. But he said he was just fascinated with the circus. And he would break just hundreds of circus performers. And he grew like relationships with these circus performers all over the country. Wow. And when he passed, the circus literally bought his tombstone. And so they were all then a lot of them came to the burial. The hundreds of these circus performers. That's so sick. Yeah. That is so cool. Yeah. There's us because I never seen anything like that. There were a lot of crazy looking graves in that graveyard in your Matilla. They'd have fascinating to kind of just walk through and look at them all. The one behind the chopping center. Yeah. Over by it. Oh, yeah. At a dirt road. What do you want to happen to you when you die? I would like to go to heaven. No, I know what your body. Um, whatever. Pine box. Yeah. So you don't want to be cremated? No. Yeah. I guess Josh doesn't either. I wanted to be cremated and mixed together baked into a cake me and him. But now that he's eating his cake. Maybe Dutch. Probably Frank. But anyway, so now that he wants to be buried, I feel like I have to be buried. I like the. That's true. I like the romantic imagery of two people who loved each other their entire lives being laid to rest next to each other. Yeah, I get that. You know, it's cool. Arlington is how there's a lot of places where these soldiers were buried, but they also buried their spouse right behind them or right beside them. That's cool. Oh, man. That's pretty sick. Yeah. Maybe you go to the army just so you can be an Arlington. You only have to serve one day. One day. You just sign up for one day. Do it. You get roped in. Dang it. Oh, man. Just another tour, babe. One more. Um, speaking of tour. Let's just quickly mention congratulations to Tim Alberino for being on Joe Rogan. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. Joe said, Hey, get Timothy Alberino on. You know, vet him for me a little bit. Yep. See if he's ready for the big leagues. And we said we would. Yeah. And look what happened. I know. It's worth stepping stone to Joe Rogan. Yeah. I thought it was a really fun episode. I was gonna watch the whole thing right out the get. Dude, but it was crushing it. It was so annoying. Don't get me started on Jamie. Jamie. He's so annoying. Was the worst. What do you do? Anything Tim would say. He's like, actually, that didn't happen. Actually, John's are real. Actually, yeah. They're saying that who I just statues. It's like, Jamie, you never talking. I'm like, am I alone in this? Am I just being defensive of Timothy Alberino right now? I feel like just like a proud. Like, my uncle, like, it's all the comments. All the comments were just like, Jamie's getting a little too cocky. You know, he's going to look like it's like it's not your podcast. Relax. The problem for me is that and I've noticed this on other episodes is not just Tim's episode. Jamie is very anti-Christianity. And it's anything that has to do with Christ or anything that affirms the faith he attacks. He's prepared to attack. That seems that way. It appears to be that way. I wonder how I wonder how that dynamic works and watching Rogan. I wonder if some of some of Rogan's not that he's like worried with Jamie would think, but if some of the caution and the way that he's communicating is knowing like what he's inviting from the other room. I don't think Rogan's a kind of guy to be like, I care what you think, but it has to affect the dynamic. No, it's so fun. Whenever Joe checks Jamie, like whenever he did it on that episode, I can't. I think there was like one moment where he kind of, but it's always funny because Joe's always like right here where he's like looking at the TV, but whenever he does the like, there's literally like a dad's fear that it's the best. I love that so much. But it was Tim killed it. Yeah, congratulations, Timothy. His recall is just absolutely fascinating. People loved him. Yeah, people didn't know who he was. He's a storyteller. He's a storyteller. He's he's he's got that aura of just like, who is this guy? Right? Yeah, there's like no nervousness. Should we all go to Montan and hang out? He invited us out. That would be pretty cool. Nate invited us out too. Nate has over there. Me and Timmergan coffee. I'm going to the beach. Are you really? No. No. Hey, let's talk more about this on Patreon, Patreon.com/Nichita Butterflies. Go there now where there's going to be an additional episode. Guys, I know there's a lot of people that even listen to this podcast that I've talked to recently that are like, I don't even know what Patreon is. Guys, it's literally just an app, just like what you would do with YouTube. But if you have a specific show that you love, a podcast you love, you can go on just like it measures a butterfly. You can go on. Download the app. You have an app. You can just go on there and check it out. There's a lot of free stuff that we have on there. So you don't even have to subscribe. You can check it out. 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