#206 These Countries Will PAY YOU To Move There!

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Yeah, let's do it. First one is Japan. Japan's going to pay you to move there. Up to $7,500 per child to move to a rural town, plus free homes and farmland. Do we know why they're doing this? No, but I think they want to populate the rural areas of Japan. Okay, because the cities are very densely populated. Yes, can you say that word? Rural. Per child to move to a rural town. You could say that word. Yeah, I'm proud of you for that. I'm trying to get better with my speech. I'm not the best, I know. I'm working on it. Switzerland will pay you to move there. It's expensive there. $70,000 to relocate to a village of Albin. Albanine? Albanine. Albanine. Oh, you've never been. If you're under 45 years old and stay at least 10 years. So they're trying to keep it young. They're trying to keep it young, and they're trying to get people more in the village aspect of Switzerland. Create some families out there. Spain will pay you. Spain? I like Spain. 3,000 euros for every. Every new resident, plus 3,000 more euros for each baby born there. Oh, so if you pop them out, you get more money. Apparently so. Pop them out's a weird way to describe childbirth. You love popping them out. No, no, no. I haven't popped any out. Weird. Italy! What was that? I said, my bad. Italy will pay you to move there. 100,000 euros in grants in Trentino if you live or rent a home for 10 years or more. Okay, so some of these places require you to live there for a long period of time. So basically, if you live there for 10 years, if you relocate and decide to live in the small town of Trentino, Italy, they'll pay you 100 grand after 10 years of living there. Okay, and I don't really fully understand it. And are they actually giving you the money or just taking off taxes or something? I have no idea. We've gotten a lot of DMs about these and we don't know the specifics. We just heard that these are things. Well, everyone always DMs us. They're like, dude, I'll do that. Like, send me the information. We're like, we saw a post somewhere that described this. Correct. We're just relaying the information. Croatia will pay you to move there. They'll give you free land and building plots for families under 40 years old who commit to living there long term. So they want more people there long term. This makes sense for countries, especially in the rural areas. Rural. Yes, because they want to populate it, especially the hills. It's beautiful. They want to pop them out. They want to pop them out and populate the place. I like it and paid to pop out. Ireland will pay you to move there. They pay you in grants up to 84,000 euros to restore and live in a home on Ireland's remote Western islands. Okay, again, what's going on there? Yeah, there's basically nothing happening there. It's kind of just free living. When we went to Ireland, we looked to see, what an island would cost to purchase. Yes, cheap. It was like $45,000, wasn't it? We should have bought it. It was infested with rats, though. Oh, was it? Yeah, but still an island. You pay an exterminator? Probably. You build a house? Chile will pay you $80,000 in free funding plus a one-year visa for entrepreneurs who move there. Okay. Chile. I don't know if I'd want to move to Chile. I don't know either. I probably wouldn't. Actually, when we went to the Shannon the other day in Hoboken, I was talking to someone from Chile and I mistaken my girlfriend for going to Chile for vacation. Where'd she go? Peru? She probably went to Peru. You call it Peru. No, I don't. Weirdo. No, I don't. And the last one, Greece will pay you 500 euros per month plus free housing and land on an island that now has only 24 residents. Only 24 people live there. So I think the goal of this is for these European countries and countries around the world to motivate people to populate their countries where people don't live. And will it eventually build up to be like actual cities and stuff, you think? Is that the goal that they're going for? Are they just trying to get more people in the area of the land? I don't know if they're trying to build cities, but I guess they're trying to boost their economy, get more people there, get more businesses there, get more opportunities there. Have you ever seen the Blue Zone documentary? No. Do you know what a Blue Zone is? Yeah, it's where they live really long. Yes, the Centurions. They live for like over 100 years. There's one in Italy. Yes. Do you know why? Because they drink wine and smoke cigarettes. That's not the reason why. But they do. They do. They do. It's a lot of like the manual, all labor and work. So it's like they make their own pasta and it's like the joints stay kind of fresh and moving because they make the pasta themselves. They work the muscles that these older people wouldn't work out unless they did that. I think the pasta and the fresh food helps. Yeah. There's also not- I think the wine helps. The wine helps. And the cigarettes. Not the cigarettes. Not the cigarettes. Cigarettes probably won't help. They also don't have like escalators and elevators and it's very hilly. So the people walk up to like their apartment or house and it's like, oh, I got to walk up four flights of stairs. It keeps them mobile. We got a- Polish elevators. Yeah. And escalators. I'm in for it. But the blue zones are very interesting. I think there's one somewhere down in Chile. Chile. Yeah. Chile. Is that not how you say it? No, that's how you say it. That's how you say it. How'd you say it? Chile. You said chili. I don't know which one's right. Welcome back to the pod- It's Chile. Chile. It's Chile, not chili. Chile's a food. It is. Welcome back to the podcast. This is podcast 206. 206. 206. We made it all the way here. In about two months or a month and a half, we're going to be at Fanatics Fest. We are. Big news. Big news. Huge news. They gave us a second show. Yeah. Who wants to watch us twice? Our first live show is going to be Sunday. Why are you touching my stuff? Because I have a weird thing. So our first show, our first live show that was confirmed is Sunday. And we're going to try to have special guests on these. The second live show is when? Do we know? It's Saturday. It's supposed to be Saturday. So back-to-back days at Fanatics Fest in New York City. It's going to be a lot of fun at the Javits Center. If you want to buy tickets, you can go to fanatics.com, I think. Yeah. Or look up Fanatics Fest, buy tickets. We'll be there. I think Insane Shane's going to come on our show. Yeah. That's going to be fun. We're going to try to have some other people from the Makeshift universe and maybe some other special guests. Yeah. They're going to let us know. They're trying to look around and see what fits us. Yeah. So that's going to be fun. Back-to-back days, live shows in front of an audience. Are we on the Dick's Sporting Goods stage? We are on the Dick's Sporting Goods stage. Both days? Both days. Okay. Back-to-back. Good. So maybe we do like a fan engagement day. Oh, yeah. Like just do fun games. Oh, yeah. I was thinking marshmallow competition like we did at the live show. I think it could be a lot of fun. The only other thing is that the Knicks are in the finals. And yeah, I'm going to be watching. Yes. The first finals game is? The first finals game is Wednesday, which this podcast already happened. So hopefully the Knicks are up 1-0. If not, we got to split the series. Yeah. That's the goal. That should be the goal. You got to split one of two of the first two road games. The Knicks play Friday after that. Yes. And you're not optimistic about the Knicks at all. I'm a Nets fan. I've been rooting for the Knicks the entire time. It's so hard to root. Yeah. I'm rooting for the Knicks against Wemby just because he cares about basketball. He's good for the game. Did you see the celebrations after they won the Eastern Conference and Western Conference finals? Yes. Like Wemby was like crying. The Spurs were like all like excited, happy. The Knicks were more like jobs not finished. They're more dialed in. They're business-like. Again, I've been watching a lot of videos and I agree with these videos where it's bring back caring. Bring back caring? I think the nonchalant celebration is, I just, I don't, personally, if I won the state championship or if like when I won the state championship, I was the most excited guy ever. When I won the finals, the playoff game to go to the state championship, we were all so excited. We were celebrating. It's a chance to celebrate. I feel like you, we should bring back caring and dreaming about succeeding in sports. You could celebrate. I mean, the passion of it. I'm not going to knock anyone for like crying on the court. No. But like, if you're like Pat Beverly and you won like the wild card or play-in game or whatever it is, it's a little much. But you're going to the finals. You dreamed about this for your entire life. I get it. But I do kind of like the Knicks being a little bit more smolder about it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I mean, they were happy. They're definitely happy and celebrating. I think it's fine. But I think that you, if you're happy and you're excited to be, if you've never been there before and this is your first time going, like, you know, you're excited. Just show it. You could show it. You don't have to be afraid to show yourself. I mean, they celebrated after. They were on stage. They were having fun with each other. You're the one who said that they were very calm. I'm saying immediately after. It's not like, like our players broke down into tears. They did it. So you're making fun of Wemby now. I'm not making fun of Wemby at all. I'm just saying that was kind of a shock. I think he got a little too excited. I don't think he got a little. All right, whatever. I think I'm happy for him. Okay, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan cried when they won the finals. Yes. They didn't cry when they won the Eastern Conference finals or the Western Conference finals. That's fine. I'm just saying. I think that you should bring back caring. I think being too cool to celebrate is stupid. They still celebrated though. I know, but I think that if you, whatever, you know what I'm saying. Just don't be corny like Jason Tatum. That's all I ask for. We can agree on the Jason Tatum. Ripping quotes from KG. Yeah, like come up with your own thing. Yeah. Imagine Jalen Brunson. Starts ripping quotes from somebody else. I'd be mad. I did like Juan Soto. Did that Jalen Brunson celebration after hitting a home run? Yeah, that's good. Yeah. The city of New York, United, the blue and orange. Yeah. I'm on vacation also. I'm in Turks and Caicos. So if anyone's in Turks and Caicos, say what's up. Yeah. No one's in Turks and Caicos. Yeah, no one's there. But I have a game to start off. All right. We've been playing this game. You haven't lost yet. I haven't lost. Yeah, we haven't done this on the podcast, but we've done the short form content. What game is this? Every answer starts with the letter blank. Okay. Yes. Every answer starts with the letter S. I'm locked in. If you got three wrong, you have to do whatever the top comment says. Okay. Salamander. Within reason. Yeah, within reason. Salamander's not on here. What animal is known for moving very slowly and hanging from trees? Sloth. It is the sloth. That's one correct answer for you. I think I might go 100% on this one. I don't think you're going to, but we're going to see. A lot of them you could get. right i would assume that what children's game requires players to only follow commands when a specific phrase is said first and that specific phrase is simon says and then what's the name of the game simon says it is simon says i just want you to lock in your answer what just making sure what luxury department stores flagship stores on fifth avenue in new york city i know this one do you you didn't no i did i'm just sax fifth ave yeah i was just doubting you for a second it's one of the biggest stores in the world what kind of store is it it's a department store yeah they sell everything it's like a macy's but fancy is there is that the only location sax on fifth ave that's the main one but they have like an online store they have a little bit little other ones all right i mean pretty impressive so far you're three for three what precious gemstone is typically blue sapphire brian you're four for four sasparilla you're off to a great start the blue lagoon okay this one i think you're gonna get wrong okay he's doubting me again what austrian fifth avenue is one of the biggest stores in the world what kind of store is it it's a department store proposed the uncertainty principle i might get this one wrong yeah this this one doesn't feel like one that you could get right it starts with an s is it his first name or his last name uh last name his last name starts with an s yes what does his first name start with i have no idea you don't have it i know the name though austrian physicist austrian physicist yes i i don't i don't think i can name a physicist no that starts with an s can you name a physicist period aristotle aristotle do you want to lock that in no it starts with an a idiot um can you give me the second letter no you have you have no you're being so mean i'm being mean because you have you got the first four right i understand i'll take it as a no but can you give me the second letter yeah god see is it like scuh or is it i think it's i think it's sh is it sch sch there you go r shrapa no right i don't have no idea schrodinger you did not know that name i know i don't know who he is but i've heard that name before i think he's done something pretty you're literally uncertainty principle that's what it is you got one wrong i know that i'm aware zach what country is famous for watches chocolate and neutrality that's switzerland that is switzerland brian you're back on track which you have no idea where it is on a map no idea not nordic even though you drove through it it's not nordic you drove through it yeah so you should know that it's not nordic god what singer released espresso in 2024 oh your favorite sabrina carpenter sabrina carpenter is the correct answer you like her i mean you're just cooking right now you're doing a great job i don't have a crush on her you have a little crush nothing wrong with her now at lowes faster quotes start at the lowes pro desk got a material list handwritten on a sticky note 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hers at all you could say like her music it's all right you hate her this show has been hosted by jeff probst since the very first season in 2000 survivor survivor brian jeff probst he was on the beast games episode too i doubted you on a few of these uh maybe i made that was it easy no i have two more oh i was gonna say that was so you need if you get one right you're fine what actor played jewels in pulp fiction oh i didn't watch the rest i don't watch the full pulp fiction oh here we go all right we're making it interesting i have no idea where to even go with this it's a woman i know that okay samantha sydney samantha sam sarcy any celebrity names popping out not really no sam sam it's not sam no shakira shakira you think shakira played obviously not zach obviously not i have no idea samantha samantha i don't know samuel l jackson did you say a girl i said what actor played jewels in pulp fiction jewels is the guy's name in pulp fiction i would know that if i watch it yeah it was a tough switch up i feel like if you knew it was a guy you could have led yourself to samuel a hundred percent i would have guessed him yeah you just need this right i know zach i'm playing the game i'm here what military rank is directly above corporal in the u.s army sergeant sergeant too easy good job too easy i didn't think you were gonna get the sax on fifth one that was a questionable one what military rank is directly above corporal in the u.s army sergeant too easy what i didn't know brian it's like one of the most iconic new york stores i think i've walked past it you probably have it's on fifth avenue i feel like i definitely live near new york city yeah all right god that was good you don't have to do the top comment congrats i don't have to do the top comment what were the top comments on the other ones did we check i don't even look now because you've been so good you've only gotten two wrong on each of them it's been great so cool yeah you've been awesome cool so cool just trying to be a positive uh affirmation in your life on the podcast you do on the podcast not on the not off the podcast i'm great to you oh yeah he's a super positive guy i'll let you hit my one iron outside thank you so much you nuked it i'm so appreciative of it um okay god good i wanted to talk about june just the month of june so far okay because this is the only time we can talk about this podcast because it's mainly the front half of june okay this june may be the greatest month in sports history i love it you know why because there's a lot of sports going on there's a lot happening so this podcast airs thursday june 4th june 4th so the first thing happening june 3rd the stanley cup finals start awesome you're not a big hockey guy but it's big for hockey fans i don't like how the nba and the nhl overlap i know i think the nba should push back their season a little yeah or vice versa whatever works yeah hockey doesn't make sense to go further in the summer no it doesn't feel right i would agree with that june 4th the day after the nba final starts and that we're excited for because i'm a knicks fan so that's the normal stuff that's always around june 7th three days after the monaco grand prix f1 happens i'm not a big f1 fan but i know a lot of people are passionate about it they love it so very exciting and monaco is one of the biggest races on the grid on the grid the grid is the track i think max we're stopping people also don't know why you do a robot voice all the time that's what i remember it as okay uh yeah june 7th is monaco which is one of the biggest races in f1 june 7th the same day june 7th is the roland garros finals which is the french open in tennis we're just not even a week into june 7th june 7th is the roland garros finals which is the french open in tennis i know of what you're saying and so much has already happened june 11th which is next week the fifa world cup starts in america which i don't know how new york city is going to handle because i believe there's playoff games happening hopefully go game six maybe hopefully it happens the only thing the only thing is that there's no games in new york city it's in newark it is but i feel like people from new york want to commute to go see it at metlife yeah i think that penn station is going to be crowded train tickets like a hundred dollars it's they were like oh we'd lowered it and went from 150 to 100 it should be illegal that should be illegal it's called price gouging it's not legal i know that should that should not be legal but if the government does it apparently it's legal oh my god june 14th is the ufc white house event which i feel like snuck up on us i know i i didn't even know when it was happening and it's like oh it's going to happen in two weeks i'm very excited for that so all that and then june 18th which i think we might be going to the u.s open golf at shinnecock yeah i mean the first half of this year is going to be phenomenal with sports yeah we did a video a while ago back in january we're like these next six months are going to be unreal i know and i feel like only more events have gone on the calendar in between this time i agree i think they've all been on the calendar i don't think the white house event i didn't think was booked for june i had no idea and the fact that you have like these finals in tennis you said yeah the french the french open yeah with like always happens this time too yes but it's two guys that we actually like care about who is it garagos is it what is it who'd you say the name of the finals i thought i thought that was one of the guys like wimbledon oh it's like it's called the roland garos finals oh i thought it was rolling the french open verse garos who are those people i don't know names it sounds like it sounds like pokemon it literally sounds like the pokemon roland and garados garados is a pokemon that's i know yes i was saying got it got it it's roland garos roland garos that makes sense the roland garos finals which is the french open so it was always gonna happen we probably will not watch no no it's run by my dad's old company i'm probably gonna watch one two probably not the monaco grand prix not the french i'll probably watch five of the seven can you convince me like why watching f1 is fun what was that zach i'm losing my voice okay yeah yeah can you can oh can i convince you can you convince me why watching f1 is fun like have you watched an event and we're like dude this is awesome i have watched an event the i mean the only time in my opinion when it's fun is the last 30 minutes yeah so it's kind of like nascar but it's like more exciting than it's more exciting than nascar just because they're not going around in a circle they're going through cities which is cool but the the last 30 minutes arguably like the last 10 laps are like when the race actually happens so why not just like start at that point because then they can't make money yeah you need it it is like a three-hour race like why is the indy 500 and nascar 500 Why is basketball four quarters? - That's, I feel like- - That's your argument. Well, I think basketball is a little different because like over the four quarters, like it's a good amount of time to like, like you could go on a 30 to five run to start the game and lose. You're right. So over four quarters, it gives you a chance to come back and stuff. But is it that way in F1 and ASTAR? Yes, it definitely is. Like the difference between 200 and 500 laps? Like it's more impressive. It's definitely different. I don't know the specifics behind it, but they also do the first couple of days for positioning the last day. So that's why it's an all weekend event. Oh, I didn't know that. Depends on how you place and the last race. So it all, it like keeps going. So if you come in first, then the next weekend you're in first one P. P1, that's what it's called. That makes sense. I'm excited for the activations at Fanatics Fest. Me too. I drove a F1 simulator car. I want to do that. Yeah. They had the Happy Gilmore 2. Like all the movies that are coming out, maybe have a Spider-Man. Who knows? Maybe they'll have a Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Oh, they definitely will. They definitely have to. Which maybe we might be hinting at something. That might be pretty big. I got to send that email. We might interview somebody. Maybe. Somebody from the show. If that happens, Brian, if that happens, like I could retire after that. Do it. And. You won't. I would be happy. No, you wouldn't. I wouldn't because I need to make a living. So you're lying to me. I'm saying if everything ended after that, I think I could say like we made it. Okay. If theoretically that was the last podcast or like short form thing we ever posted and everything else lied in the history of the internet. If people didn't know we were talking. We're talking about Will Ferrell and Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins on Netflix that comes out later this summer. But playing in character. I know. It's going to be awesome. It's like interviewing Will Ferrell would be one thing, but playing him as a character. I didn't know it was a TV show. I thought it was a movie. Yeah. It's like an eight episodes, I think. If you guys have any questions, if this happens, it's a big if, hopefully it does, for Will Ferrell as Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins, drop it in the comments. We'll read them. I think asking him, who is Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins? I think that's just a good question. Just ask him straight up. It's just basic. It's just basic. We got to convince them through our Adam Sandler content. Be like, look, we ask Adam Sandler golf content. That stuff crushed it. And we have this page. I'm going to really sell it in that email. I think that we will do it. I hope so. Yeah. I think we will. It's just a timing thing. It's fine. Positive. With all these sports coming up, there's a lot happening. There is a ton happening. So why are we not talking about Legends Casino and Sportsbook? We got to talk about it. 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Oh, okay. Talk to me. Okay? We have the same birth month. Your birth month is your death row meal. Oh, gosh. Okay? So we're going to go through the months. If you're listening, watch out for your month. All right. Okay. That sounds good to me. If you were born in January, your death row meal is a filet mignon and lobster. It's filet mignon, but okay. Cool. Is that how you say it? Filet mignon. I'm not sure about that. You're going to teach me how to say things now? Apparently. I think so. I'm usually right. You're usually right. Did you just say that for real? No. I usually teach you things. What was the last thing you taught me? How to play golf. That's it. That's not the only thing you taught me. If you were born in February, your death row meal is a chicken parm. Okay. Pretty good. I think I'd rather. I'd rather have the filet mignon. Yeah. Tell me your favorite month as we go. So far, January. Okay. March. Yeah. A big one. We're going deep sea. Oh. Sushi. That's my girlfriend's go-to food. She was born in May, so she's going to be upset. She will be upset. I'm sorry. I'm still on team January. April. This might be your favorite. This is our month. Your death row meal is peanut butter and jelly and chocolate milk. Oh, wow. Yeah. Now, would you take the, how do you say it? Filet mignon? No. Filet mignon. Filet mignon. Filet mignon. Would you take the filet mignon and lobster or the peanut butter and jelly and chocolate milk? I'll go PB&J. Yeah. For the April babies, baby. This is better. It is. This is better. The chocolate milk made it for you. Yeah. Chocolate milk's delicious. I had two glasses last night. Oh, my God. One and a half. One and a half. Okay. If you were born in May. You know, that's the only reason I think I gain weight. I actually don't gain weight. It's the only reason why I'm not like semi-shredded. I think it's all liquid. I think for me, it's alcohol consumption. Yeah. And like fatty drinks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think mine. Yeah. Mine is beer, alcohol, and chocolate milk. Yeah. Well, I don't drink as much chocolate milk anymore, but I dabble sometimes. Mine is chocolate milk. Yeah. Well, maybe just cut it out. Because I don't really eat that bad. Well, Pete Alonzo of the Mets, former Met, said chocolate milk and squats. That was his off-season routine. I'm okay with it. He's kind of thick, though. He is a little thick. Yeah. But he's got a lot of power. Yeah, but I'm not a baseball hitter. If you were born in May, barbecue ribs. Pretty solid. Solid, but not April. No, I'm sticking with April right now. You got to stick with April right now. If you were born in June, a Chipotle bowl. Ooh, great month. I don't know if that's like my death row meal. No. I said it earlier, or when we were filming short-form content. A bowl, a burrito, I could eat it forever. Yeah. But it's not like a luxury to be able to have. No, yeah. It's not really a huge treat to have. If I'm having a treat, I'm going to choose probably 10 other fast food places. Yeah. Like, I'm excited when I get Chipotle, but I'm not like. It's like the semi-healthy fast food. Yeah. That's what it is. If you were born in July, solid one. For July, Buffalo pizza. Buffalo chicken pizza? Man. Do you get a drink with these or no? No. So I'm sticking with chocolate milk PB&J? Because if you got a drink, you'd have chocolate milk with all of them. Oh. You know what? No, you would. No, I'm saying you would. I would. That would be your choice. I'm agreeing, yeah. If you were born in August, big barbecue month, you get hot dogs and nachos. Ooh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Fully loaded. Fully loaded nachos, ketchup on the dog. Some people frown upon that. Yeah. I do. Yeah, I'm sticking with PB&J. Stick with April. September, you get surf and turf. Which is? Isn't that January? I don't know. Surf and turf is steak and lobster. Is it? Yes. I didn't know that. Yeah. Steak and usually lobster. Well, I didn't know that. Did you make this? Yes. So change that one. No, it's fine. Keep it up. No, change. It's the same exact thing as January. If you're born in September, you get cacio e pepe and garlic bread. That's a delicious meal. I'm going to stay with April. My girlfriend would take September. Yeah. I mean, that is second place for me, probably. You got to have some cacio e pepe in the city. Have you done it? Multiple times. It's very good. I know. Some really good Italian spots. What do you think? I'm like, I don't go to New York City? You don't even live here. Well, if I'm SpongeBob and you're Patrick, then you live under the rock. What does that even mean? We were explaining duos recently. What? Hold on. What did that even, what was that even relating to at all? Like, you live under a rock. Like, you haven't been places. So that was my comparison. You live in a pineapple? What are we, what are we saying here? What are we saying? I'm, what I'm trying to say is people say as an expression, expression. Where did you learn to speak? People were saying as an expression that you live under a rock if you don't go out a lot. So what I was trying to compare is if I was SpongeBob and you're Patrick, like we made an assumption about the last podcast, then you would be Patrick. Very deep cut. And you live under a rock. Yeah. It's for the passionate listeners. All right. They get it. Didn't you just say you were like a positive guy for me earlier in the podcast? You're like, I'm so nice to you. Well, I'm saying you're not actually Patrick, but if you were to make that comparison, it would be October. You would get a breakfast burrito. Yeah. I don't need that. I like chorizo. Oh, I had, I had a great breakfast burrito at the resort at Rams Hill. Oh my God. So good. You didn't have it. No, I didn't. But I know how much you loved it. You just say things. You threw me off. I'm all thrown off now. You didn't have to say it was so, you didn't have it. If you were born in November, you're ready for this one? What's your guess? I have no idea. It makes sense for November. Pumpkins. You got a Thanksgiving feast. Oh yeah. I'm good with the PB and J. Cranberry sauce, stuffing, turkey, maybe some ham. I like ham. I like ham too. I like four of the five of those things. And lastly, if you're born in December, you got a Costco hot dog and a soda. I'm going to stick with April there. I think April has the best one. I would agree with you. You're not even a PB and J guy. Oh yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. I swear to God, you literally don't listen. You hate PB and J. And you just went through that entire list and said PB and J and chocolate milk is the best one. Yeah. You hate PB and J's. The chocolate milk carries it. I like peanut butter. I just don't like jelly. Jelly's bad. But a PB and J is what? Peanut butter and jelly. So do you like that or no? No. So why did you say that that was your favorite out of every month listed? disgusting it's so bad the whole time you were on team april for what reason i don't know i wasn't thinking i wasn't thinking straight oh my god i'm sorry it happens i swear to god that you're you're zach as a human is just there's like a tunnel here yeah where it's just like oh peanut butter and jelly and peanut butter and jelly chocolate milk peanut butter yeah yeah it's just in and out i try i really try and concentrate sometimes no you don't sometimes i do you do not yes i try and oh it's bad okay why don't you try to concentrate the rest of this podcast okay like try your hardest actually this is how you should go about life yes well i try no i do try no because you just change the positioning of your body no but i i feel like when i've been talking i haven't been making a ton of sense sometimes right it's because i'm just speaking and not thinking and i think that's part of the reason why like i've stumbled more because i'm not actually thinking so i've been trying to actively listen it's a level three listening you have to think i need i think you need to listen yeah no that's the problem you you just said think i think that you need to hear people and like hear what they actually say okay so i took a corporate course it was three levels is all bs and we all know this the the level three of listening is taking in the environment the hand motions the the emotion in the face the expressions what are you a robot no i'm just saying why don't you just be a human it's being fully immersed you sound like a robot i live in between level one and level two you live on level zero no level one's like i'm barely paying attention level one i'm barely paying attention but level two is like you're listening but you're trying to think of a response you want me in level three just feel the conversation be here are you ai what are you i might be a robot you sound like an alien right now trying to 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john okay let's let's do one you can't even see that guy no that's funny i've been keeping these here because i want to play at some point and do you remember yours at all no you don't know okay am i a real person you are not a real person okay am i a cartoon you are a cartoon am i on cartoon network uh no nickelodeon nickelodeon yes spongebob there's actually a few people on here but the first person up front spongebob spongebob yes really yes is it spongebob no it's not spongebob patrick you are you are cooking brian kevin the sea cucumber no that's a great guess larry the lobster no not larry the lobster sandy cheeks not sandy cheeks is it a main character uh no the my leg guy no not the my leg chocolate grandma no again there's three people dirty bubble no is it a villain no it's not a villain very nice guy mermaid man and particle boy no not a hero either crusty crap mr i think the picture is in the crusty crap at least the guy on the left is the pickles guy no still no pickles puff who what not puff flat that guy's name was flats right no flats was the pickles guy no flats was the boating school guy yeah sea bass that was the guy's pearl not pearl no more more niche niche yeah am i a fish for the audio listeners brian has a thing on his head um you're not i i think they're all fish aren't they no mr crabs is a crab a crustacean blankton no my arms are getting tired um am i you were so you're like i mean you're in the right i'm i work at the crusty crab no you don't work there i'm not a main guy no not a main very niche the hashling slasher no i can't believe you don't remember this when we printed it i know yeah i don't i don't know oh is it uh those ferratu why don't you go age am i old yes you're old am i old i have no idea old might be in your name old man jenkins it's old man jenkins what does he do again i'm old man jenkins you sounded like a two-year-old there yeah no well that wasn't that try that again i'm old man jenkins that's not what he sounds like try it again what does he sound like like an old man oh i'm old man oh no yeah that's not old man jenkins i don't think that's oh that's kind of close um it reminds me of billy's balloon the voice i did do you remember billy's balloon no or rejected don't know don hetzerfield no i don't know what those are zach sorry i live in a giant bucket oh i remember yes i know what that is old man jenkins okay that was fun well i have no other topics about spongebob that's okay we're about cartoons that's fine um you want to talk about kim kardashian yeah or you want to talk about elon musk or namar kim kardashian or fast food kim kardashian we'll talk about fast food okay all right fine we'll talk about kim kardashian talk about it okay how much does it cost to be kim kardashian i feel like it's expensive she makes a lot of money but she has a lot of expenses yeah okay keep those taxes low the first thing she has is she has high security details almost at all times how much does he pay per month per month i'm gonna say it's like 30 grand that's exactly on the money oh my goodness what do i know this $30,000 a month for high security details her pr and image management team she pays per month how much well she got robbed you remember that nope she got robbed in a hotel so she has to have high security yes exactly she's kim kardashian pr media outreach pr and image management yes that has to be $20,000 a month okay good guess 25 grand per month yeah this is already racking up a high tab she makes a lot of money though so her personal glam squad how much does she pay per month uh i feel like it's cheaper than the other two oh you do yeah i'm gonna go 10 grand it's twenty thousand dollars oh to put makeup on her face it's an important job she needs to look good how much does she pay for her wellness health and fitness wellness health and fitness so i think this is like personal trainers gym membership stuff like that uh personal gyms i feel oh if it's five grand a month fifteen thousand dollars per month we're going down but it's not by much he probably has one of the best physical trainers of all time probably probably yes how much does he pay her household staff and estate management team twenty grand twenty five thousand dollars per month we're already at multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars her legal accounting and business management team how much does he pay them they make a pretty penny i'll do that because i think they get a percentage of her revenue that's my guess okay they're on a rev share five percent ten percent who knows forty five thousand dollars twenty thousand dollars and then how much money does she spend on her wardrobe and accessories every month at least a hundred k what yeah i figured like the jewelry hundreds she probably gets a lot to wear yeah to show it off for free seventeen point five thousand dollars per month it's a lot of bread which totals out to be that totals out to be approximately two hundred ten thousand dollars one hundred and fifty two thousand five hundred dollars per month she spends just on that i'm sure i'm positive that there are other expenses there has to be raising their kids travel gasoline well what about food did you even mention food no my personal chef she probably has what's that expensive grocery store uh i forget the name of it whole foods no no no the expensive strawberries the la food la grocery store what do you think that is you don't know what it's called no i mentioned didn't we talk about this like today no i talked about it with someone what is that thing called what is that thing called oh air one never heard of it i'm going to ask you at the end of the podcast what is air one air one air one you're not going to remember no i'm not i'm going to try to almost like obi-wan but air one oh was that a good was that it yeah whoa i got it here i got it everywhere i want to ask you a hypothetical crazy i'm paying attention ask me you got it everywhere i got it everywhere you got it everywhere i did obi-wan air one yes i have a hypothetical question for you okay i'm losing my marbles a little bit this is how you always are yeah and that's what makes me me it is um i saw this scrolling and it's kind of a ridiculous question but i want to ask you anyway all right okay would you rather change genders every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin so like if i see a baby and i want a muffin would i like try to eat it yes or would i know that i don't know the difference uh i feel like i have to no why would you you're not able to tell the difference because somebody would tell like how i'm colorblind somebody told me about my life it's like some babies you mistaken of muffins and some muffins you mistaken as babies correct like you don't know but somebody if i mistake somebody somebody's gonna be like no that's a baby i'll be like oh my god i thought that was a muffin and then i'm gonna know that i have something wrong in my head yeah but not all babies are muffins like that's that's it doesn't matter so you know yes yes you know i would know i would be conscious of it yes um i would rather the muffin and baby one yeah because i i just would not eat muffins okay i would just stay away from all muffins well you'd stay away from babies too i would also stay away from babies yeah well i guess it wouldn't really matter right it's not like you're gonna eat them i just wouldn't eat them okay i just wouldn't eat them so i would go about my life not eating any more muffins so like if i had a kid and i was like brian here's my new baby yeah awesome yeah he's gonna play sports and be good at golf yep and you're like zach that's a chocolate chip muffin you're gonna be well if i'm conscious of it then i just wouldn't i i would make sure not to eat it okay and i think my life would be normal i would just have a slight thing wrong it's pretty much the same thing as now i'm colorblind but you wouldn't be able to babysit like i can't be like zach or brian can you watch i probably could i just wouldn't eat it okay i would just choose not to eat the muffin or the baby that i think is a muffin i guess that's fair there's no are there any perks to the other side like how often do you sneeze i don't want to change genders so i'm good but can you command yourself to not see i think that you hold it in i think that i could command myself to sneeze okay because like if i actually because when i sneeze like i kind of want to sneeze it feels good but like if i sneezed on accident because that that does happen i think that i would carry around pepper packets and snort oh okay yeah because like a tissue and tickle yourself i think the pepper actually works really like if you take a if like if i had a little pepper packet and i open it and popped it open like this and i just went i think that it would get into my nostrils and it would force my body to sneeze i think so you could kind of live with this so could you change your answer like if you change genders you could be back in five seconds yeah maybe i'll do the gender one yeah it'd be kind of fun to see what it's like to be a girl that's what i'm saying maybe i don't want to change back yeah well well i'll miss you as a friend i'll be friends with you you can't be friends with women i'll be i'll be friends with you oh my gosh sexist no no i'd be friends with you it would just like our relationship would change a little you can't be friends because you think i'm attractive no you'd want to kiss me on the lips no i wouldn't now it got weird that was your fault i'm just saying you you're the one that wants to change genders maybe you just so why is that weird that i could wait why is that weird because maybe you're trying to me to be attracted to you what if what if i am well i don't i'm paying too much attention now i don't like this all right next topic let's move on oh that was funny uh i have a visual thing for my last topic these four fast food items should terrify you okay okay the first one subway tuna no one wants to eat that first of all i'm not eating that but second of all independent labs could not identify any fish dna inside the tuna horrified not a single ounce of fish dna well this is like a mcdonald's burger is like 30 beef yeah but not there's no fish dna yeah so it's what is it it's just fake tuna fake tuna that's disgusting start you should be you should be terrified of the starbucks frappuccino no i like the frappuccino me too it's delicious i would rip one right now i would love to rip one but it has more sugar than three snickers bars in one single cup that makes sense three big full-size snicker bars imagine just blending them up and drinking them no i'm not drinking them i'm just drinking them i can't imagine somebody who has that like once a week people drink that like daily some people i'm not gonna say it but they're not skinny yeah no they're not you can't be skinny if you're drinking a frappuccino every day three snickers bars chad ochocinco eats mcdonald's like every day and he's fine but mcdonald's is different than like inhaling sugar yeah i don't i feel like i don't believe i don't i feel like he maybe has it i'll go twice a week like it's the same with dj dk metcalf he says that he eats candy every like a ton of candy every day i don't know how it works i don't understand it might just be like he just he's god's favorite yeah might be you should be terrified of the pizza hut crust no yes it contains l side is seisten it contains lc seisten it contains l cston i don't know how to say this word keep this in what word is it s c y s t e i n e seistein seistein seistein it contains l seistein which has the same chemical that can be found in your human hair i just don't get it brian my girlfriend would hate that she's terrified of hair but like why like why why not just use like regular ingredients because it's probably the cheapest thing ever they're trying to kill us all probably you know your phobia to ketchup taylor my girlfriend is afraid of loose hair which is pretty gross well so i had to clean up my girlfriend's hair in the shower the other day it's gross super satisfying what we have like this vacuum and like she like girls do this i'm sure you know they stick their hair on like the the side wall or they you don't know this what girls stick their hair like on the shower like like like the glass or the wall because they lose hair when they wash their hair you don't know this i don't think that you might not see it because taylor's hair is blonde they stick what they take they like make art it's like a mural i swear to god dating a serial killer not no that is not a true thing this is what happens i guarantee you i'm looking up on chat gpt chat gpt you're gonna look up just ask taylor do you want me to call her call her yeah call is she off is she working she's in the car right now okay call her what am i asking her let me ask the question no no no ask her what she does with her hair when she washes it okay that's the answer i want hello hi hi you're on the podcast right now okay i have a question for you okay okay when you're washing your hair in the shower what do you do with your hair after you wash it like rinse rinse it where do you where do you put zach's trying to ask where do you put the hair like the hair that falls out of your head yes um well it goes to the drain and most people would pick it up from the drain and put it in the garbage i leave it in the drain for you to do yeah that's that's a normal thing nobody does this act you want to hear what zach's girlfriend does taylor what apparently she puts her hair hair on the glass like on the shower and makes murals out of it they're not on purpose like she it's art so he says every girl does this makes art with their hair that fell out of their head no no uh matt would like if i would leave it in the shower she would just like kick it off to the sides it'd be like smushed against the tub yeah but you don't you don't hang it up no no one is making art with it well it's not no intentional art that no one hangs that's serial killer vibes no she doesn't leave hearts with her hair no that's isn't that insane because she doesn't want going down the drain because you pick it up and you put it in the toilet or in the garbage well she takes it off after or we vacuum it i like vacuuming it vacuum it yes vacuum it from glass you take a vacuum to the glass yeah like one of the handheld ones it ours ours detaches into two it's very satisfying okay that seems so insane to get a vacuum out just pick it up with your hands that's i also well the last time i did that she makes art with her i'm saying it's basically art because like it's on the glass it's actually horrifying so once it falls down instead of it like her just leaving there she's pushing it to the side uh well yeah like the small hairs go down the drain but most of them are on the she hangs it up on the wall yeah like like she'll get it she'll take it and then she'll put it on a curtain maybe she wants to make a curtain instead of it being on the glass okay that was all that was it thank you taylor now it loads faster quotes start at the lows pro desk got a material list handwritten on a sticky note or saved as a photo perfect bring it to us and get a quote in minutes and if you don't see what you need on the shelf we'll help you get it you can access thousands of products beyond what's available in store or on lows.com right from the lows pro desk build quotes faster and source the materials you need to keep your jobs moving just like that at lows this episode is brought to you by Michelob ultra good times mean competitions between you and your friends like seeing who can throw some pigskin the farthest or rush the field the fastest winner gets an ultra because it's not just a superior like beer it's also giving fans superior access to their favorite 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think i'm alone in this ask your girlfriends ask your wife i just did well yes you did but i think other people i think that's a blonde thing blonde stone i don't think that's a blonde they're afraid they're afraid they're gonna lose it where where are we talking about something i have one more for the fast food stuff okay mcdonald's nuggets you should be afraid of because they contain over 40 ingredients and most of them you cannot pronounce 40 plus 40 plus ingredients and you can't pronounce probably half of them i think what we did a segment on the fries before where the fries it's like should just be three ingredients fries guys burgers and fries oh i just said that wrong yeah i need a double home and hold the lettuce i'm uh i'm uh what's his name you know the rest of the words of that no i know the other one the five guys one oh my goodness oh my damn oh my goodness they go on ham okay this is how give me your last topic to be i'm gonna send you a picture um for the people who don't watch the video podcast um this is one of the perks to watch it get on video get on youtube get on spotify one this is it is a good one this is why are they all fat we don't have to rush through it yes they're all fat it's a little tough there's one seat that stands out to me but we'll go through it you have a 10 hour flight where are you sitting on this plane why are they all fat there's a plane full of animals you got to pick the best seat i have a i haven't i have an idea why they made them all fat just because you didn't prioritize the smaller animals yes exactly so we're saying that room i don't think room matters no i think you got to go based off like like the polar bear obviously you're not going to have room but it looks like you have room i mean the polar bear and the bear are the two biggest in this photo but you get an aisle so you get an aisle seat but it's also further back in the plane which doesn't really matter i actually saw something recently said that's the safest part of the plane oh my god in case of an emergency the back's the safest what is that animal in the front right the front right that's a koala and then you have a little like gerbil slash hamster that one looks awesome yeah but koala looks super friendly no can't do the koala why because they have like chlamydia oh but do they yeah they have they have stds you didn't know that i have no idea i'm gonna look it up you're gonna look it up you didn't know this seriously i had no idea no koalas are notoriously affected by chlamydia that's crazy yes so good stay away great pull for a fun fact exactly it's more of a scary fact okay where are we so i'm not going in i don't want to get that okay are one and two still on the table or you just want to well are they also are these animals friendly yeah they're i mean they're their personality they're not going to hurt you okay so like a grizzly bear would be more aggressive a polar bear the most aggressive like he might be kind of a on the floor oh well we cursed was that a curse would you say it again i'll bleep it i didn't say say it again i didn't say he might be a douche on the flight you said that he said it earlier curse word o'clock all right so i guess if you're saying that i'm not going to choose one or two this airplane's a zoo literally i'm not going to go eight because i don't want an std okay i don't know what some of these animals are i know i was just gonna say what are these animals the elephant and the red panda kind of look awesome the red panda is kind of sick red panda is such an underrated animal i don't think there's a ton of them left no i know there's one at the center park zoo though can you rule out hole number three hole seat number three i can rule out seat number three you're afraid of bears the koala the the panda bear would be fun yeah but like i don't know that's a black bear next to it i just feel like sitting next to two bears two bears one cave yeah you might as well sit shout out berk reicher i don't want the raccoon because i don't like raccoons raccoons are kind of scary and i'm not a cat guy i'm more of a dog guy okay so is is seat seven in the cards no because i don't want to be no i heard beavers are quite aggressive oh that is a beaver it's got a seashell what is that is that a gopher is that a in six i think to the right is a gopher i think that's a groundhog that looks like pox a tonny phil that guy looks the least in shape out of anyone on this i think i'm going four four next to the elephant i just feel like you could have some good conversations with them the elephant's definitely super friendly the elephant's a little bigger which is tough for me but seems nice and the red panda is very small that armrest looks open on four yeah your left armrest you get one over that you might not get both but you get one and it would be cool to say you're friends with an elephant and red panda okay i think a lot of people would choose seven yeah probably but you said 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