205 - The Devil Beneath the Andes & China's Cryptic Alien Warning
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The podcast blends humor, conspiracy theories, and deep dives into strange real-world phenomena. It begins with a call to action for listeners to take a brief audience survey to improve content relevance. The episode explores a chilling tale of a society that descended into cannibalism after locking mice in paradise, followed by a disturbing account of an underground 18th-century city in Turkey. A major highlight is a Chinese government PSA urging citizens not to respond to aliens, which the hosts compare to themes in science fiction like *The Three-Body Problem*, raising questions about global preparedness. The show then shifts to lighthearted moments, featuring Michael Kruger’s infamous pranks involving saunas, physical attacks, and elaborate tricks. Another segment discusses the potential health benefits of daily sauna use, citing studies from Finland and Norway that link regular sauna visits to reduced Alzheimer’s risk. The hosts also touch on serious concerns about AI, including OpenAI’s rogue AI agent that allegedly infiltrated another system and went rogue. Additional topics include surveillance tech like Flock Camera, which tracks users via Bluetooth, and historical ties like Project Paperclip, where Nazi scientists were brought to the U.S. The episode concludes with a reflective tone on technology, fear, and human behavior, combining speculative fiction with real-world anxieties in a uniquely engaging format.
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Did you hear about this?
A mountain that eats men.
Over eight million people have died inside of it.
Eight million?
And before they go underground.
Go on.
They pray and offer sacrifices to the entity they call Ertio.
Wait, you're telling me there's an ancient city under Turkey?
Not just a city.
An 18th century.
An 18th century metropolis.
But who builds an entire city underground?
People hiding from something.
So you're telling me they locked thousands of mice in paradise?
Unlimited food.
Unlimited water.
No predators?
That doesn't sound so bad.
Then something terrible happened.
Society collapsed.
Violence became normal.
Some even turned to cannibalism.
Cannibalism?
We're talking about all of that on today's episode?
You bet your sweet caboose we are.
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Really cool glasses.
I felt like they were kind of a. I was going to see how it felt.
Can I have some glasses?
It's fun.
You have those pink ones.
Why don't you wear your pink ones?
Where are they?
I don't know where they're at.
I'm saying, like, I could have. You have those, though.
I didn't know if you brought them.
Pink ones?
We just need, like. Yeah, you have those little tiny. We need studio glasses and just keep them in a bucket.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
These are my mother-in-law's.
I'm going to order some right now.
Shout out, Dina.
Can I see them again?
Yeah.
I think she got them at Walmart.
It makes everything better.
Going outside, it makes everything better.
That's the Walmart special, baby.
Fun sunglasses.
Dude, life looks just. Is this what life should look like?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It does make me happier.
I'm telling you, wait till you go outside.
Is it because it's blocking the blue light out?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Do we want, like. Put these on.
It makes me feel like Robert Downey Jr.
Look at these.
Yeah.
Here, look at these.
Throw it.
Am I right or am I right?
Oh, my word.
Costa makes a low light one I want to get.
They're a little greasy.
Yeah.
They're not greasy.
It's tallow, by the way.
Oh, okay.
It's grease.
So, grease.
Oil.
Yeah, I mean, so, like, beef fat?
Yeah.
It's just beef fat.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, ready?
Oh, yeah.
I'm ordering these.
My mother-in-law bought them while she was down here, and I was like, oh, those are
actually really dope.
And then I found them in my glove box when she left.
And so, I thought. I think she did that on purpose.
Oh.
Very nice of her to do that.
What a move.
I don't know.
You okay?
Yes.
There's so many fun sunglasses that I'm going to order.
Here, use a coaster.
Yeah, I didn't know where mine was.
I'm going to order all of them.
Are you worried about rings?
I am, yeah.
Okay.
Trying to keep this place really clean.
Are you that guy?
At home?
No.
Coaster, coaster, coaster, coaster.
I could see you being that guy, though.
No, for me, it's just the wetness.
I just don't like when a tabletop is wet.
I completely get it.
Yeah, that's why I was looking for a coaster.
I don't care about rings.
I mean. Except the one ring.
Ooh, to rule them all?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that ring.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one.
You're that guy, pal.
Bro.
You're not that guy, pal.
They freaking just hit.
Bow-bon.
Bow-bon.
Or sho-pa.
Sho-pa.
Sho-pa.
Oh!
There was no way I was going to. I underthrew that.
Sho-pa!
How many, like. Realistically, how many pairs of sunglasses do we need in this office?
I'm going to get my own.
Don't get me mine.
Get yours.
I'm getting variety packs.
No, thanks.
Go to Walmart.
That's where these ones were from.
That's where these are from.
Stop!
Stop it!
Dude, my tongue hurts so bad.
I know.
Do you want me to talk about the thing I was mentioning?
Do you want me to talk about that?
Yeah.
Now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Or were you talking about, like, later?
No, now.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Well, let me send you this photo.
Hold on.
She's not even in the show.
No, it's okay.
She'll read it.
I'm looking for a small bin.
Wait, just put it in the thing.
In the cart?
Yeah.
Put it in the thing.
Let's just move on.
Okay.
Okay.
Look at what I just sent you guys in a text message.
So, this right here, can you read that, Andrew?
I can.
Okay.
What does that say?
Translate?
Honestly, a little uncomfortable to go here, but it looks like it's from the Chinese government.
Yes.
So, this PSA was sent out to the Chinese people from, let me, I want to be correct, it's the
Jing Chu Network, an official state-backed news portal.
Oh, gosh.
This is legit.
It's backed by the state.
Okay.
What this reads, it says, do not respond to aliens without authorization.
Pardon me?
From the International Academy of Astronautics, if extraterrestrial life is discovered, notify
the United Nations immediately.
United Nations?
This is 100% legit.
United Nations?
Why would they say that?
I don't know.
China, you want to be one of us?
Maybe it means something else.
When they say United Nations, they're meaning maybe that's like the state.
Their own United Nations?
I don't know.
But that is 100% legit, and a lot of people are comparing it to the do not answer premise
from Three-Body Parable.
Oh, gosh.
Chills all over my body.
I'm going to throw up.
Isn't that weird?
What the fuck?
It's super, super strange.
I don't know what to make of that.
Oh, my gosh.
But if you have the government people telling you, like, do not engage, do not interact,
interact with extraterrestrial life.
Dude, I don't know how to tell me twice.
I mean, it felt like we didn't need that.
But when did that come out?
July 17th.
Oh, my goodness, Andy.
What in the world?
What in the world?
Do not reply to aliens on your own.
The International Academy of Astronautics has updated its recommendations.
If extraterrestrial life is discovered, immediately notify the United Nations.
Boom.
What do they mean by United Nations?
Can you get some clarity on that?
Look who's calling me.
Who's that?
Well, answer it real quick.
You have to.
Kruger, we're on the pod.
What's up?
Oh, sorry.
My bad.
What do you need?
I was trying to kill time.
I was seeing if I could swing by, but y'all are busy.
No, come over.
All right.
But I'll call you after.
No, you're good.
Okay, fine.
Why can't he come?
I was just trying to kill like 30 people.
We don't want Kruger in here.
Okay.
All right.
We love you.
He's going to prank us, and it's scary to think about that.
He just comes on and says the most offensive thing.
It's a joke.
That's what happened.
Joking.
You know when you come in, and he would knock all the cameras over, and you're like, that's
funny, right?
That's funny, right?
So people that don't know, Michael Kruger is our dear friend.
We love Michael Kruger.
He's the best.
I lived with him for a good season.
We call him Kruger jokes, because he does these practical jokes that actually hurt.
This was before Winston.
It's just like Winston, though.
It's just like Winston.
But it was happening before Winston.
Oh, yeah.
He's the original.
Here's an example.
An example.
On my bachelor party, this is a week before we got married, right?
Yeah, it was the weekend.
The weekend before.
The weekend before.
Kruger comes on this trip.
We go to a place.
We have some drinks.
I'm drinking, you know, whatever.
Yep.
Sweet tea.
You mean lemonade.
Yeah, we're drinking lemonade.
We're drinking lemonade and stuff.
Yes.
Kruger had a really nice lemonade.
Yes.
He's like, try this.
Yeah.
I take a sip.
He starts dying laughing.
I said, what are you laughing at?
He said, I just got over strep throat.
I said, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm joking.
I'm like, so you didn't have strep throat?
He's like, no, I did.
I'm like, so the joke is to give me strep throat before my wedding?
He's like, it's funny.
It's not funny.
We're laughing now.
So maybe it's just a problem.
Maybe it's just a problem.
It's a long punchline.
Yeah, there was, I remember too, on your 26th birthday, we.
went downtown mount dora and he like um was messing around with you and then he basically
like picked you up and threw you in the bushes bushwhack dude yeah you got up and you're like
what the heck that hurts so bad just like these crazy i'm joking and i did not know him on that
trip he slapped me as hard as a human can slap a person and on that same trip there's a sauna at
the airbnb and we were over capacity in the sauna there's like 10 of us in like a four-person sauna
you have to keep going this is crazy just guys being there just just chilling goofing off pretty
weird that you're on a sauna together it's a boys trip yeah lemonade and saunas yeah a bunch of
little sweaty guys in a sauna what's the big deal anyways we're in there kruger comes over and locks
the sauna from the outside oh my gosh
what like a hundred the controls are on the outside
and not opening the door he walks away no and you know he's drinking lemonade somewhere we literally
had to kick the door open you did yes because he wasn't going to open the door we were going to
tell me that how long we literally would have died how long before the panic set in though i mean it
was instant for you we're like all right so he's like 30 seconds in and he's like bye i think it
was we were chill for a little while because it was kind of toward the beginning it's about a
three minutes yeah and then we started like realizing he's not going to come back for us
and it was after the he slapped me he woke up it was like in the middle of the night he woke up
every single person and we had like 12 people maybe more than that he went around every single
person at like three o'clock in the morning because he felt bad he was like andy and he
woke up i was the last person he saw so he had woken up everyone and apologized to them
instead of me it's like to go to bed man
it was insane weird remember when they told you andy throw out your clothes in the fire you're
literally
keep going with the story
and you threw all your clothes in the fire i had to prove it i was in a sauna with 10 guys
oh my god and it was cold and it was your only sweatshirt
yeah it was january it was february
in the mountains it's the only sweater
it's the same trip when he fell out of a tree this show is off the rails
michael did get there late right and he goes to the wrong this i'll tell the story okay we have
to show we'll show a picture of kruger because it only makes sense this so we get there uh i don't
know like a thursday or friday and kruger said he wasn't coming to joshua
and josh was kind of bummed out about it it's like whatever you know he was sick and he's like
maybe we won't get pranked so terribly now that he's coming so we get there bb we stay the night
it's all it's all fun games and then uh kruger walks up the driveway and this is it was a horrible
like trek to get to this place like like ubers are terrible and so he's getting up and he's literally
a beard out to here long hair camo camo with a big old backpack he looks like just a mountain man
that's been like it's just been off the grid he comes in he's like hey i'm here and josh gets
surprised it's pretty fun he's like yeah i went to the wrong airbnb and we're like wait what
he says yeah i thought it was you guys because there was like decorations but then i realized
it was like bachelorette party decorations he's walking looking in the window he walked around he
was knocking on all the doors he swore he had the right address and i'm like dude those ladies must
have been terrible did he hide did he
see someone i think he did i don't know my gosh there was no one that came to the door but he
said he heard noises and it was just it's people hiding yeah yeah i i hope this show is big enough
to where well what was the the city it was ashville ashville okay yeah and this would have been what
year 2020 or two 2020 yeah there's gotta be a fan listening to the show who has like bachelorette
or friends who had a bachelorette party and told this crazy story yeah yeah yeah please if that's
you
as soon as he saw the bachelorette decorations i think he ran he's like oh right there's blue
lights coming down the mountain oh that's how you get shot dude i know yeah honey come here
who's the guy trying to break in
all right you know a song i do
oh my gosh no don't conspire
what are you talking about no well yeah we i got it i got it i'm just as
guys how did that happen i don't know this is the first time what happened nothing hey that's rude
we'll tell you later it's good it's it's gonna be in my head and i feel like just cut it out
say it i'll tell you like literally in like five minutes
we gotta do the song
we gotta do the song oh my gosh i'm sick from the sahara
do you know what's happening to him too sore throat but the sahara dust is blown over floor
right now and you mowed the grass with all that going on that's what i think happened
i mowed in the dust bowl it makes sense because i've been having allergies this week i didn't know
anything about it okay do you care what genre she wants oh yeah what do you want andrew tip me off
it's death metal dang it you always ask for death metal what i feel like you're all we at
what i saw me the other day i was like don't ask me to repeat myself in this heat
sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth
yeah
yeah
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
taco bell done did me wrong let it slit the fuse
shoulders clenched for 20 miles there was no time to lose
found a ditch behind some pines thought nobody know
then i fought camp caught my shame
lord it stole the show
y'all can read my license plate
track me if you must
but that ditch off highway 9 should've stayed between us
if it's keeping bad guys caught go and do your thing
just don't save me squatting there like the county king
oh no
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
swore I'd never eat again that was my last run 30 minutes later though mexican pizza won roll right back through taco bell like i lost my mind flock was grinning overhead waiting there in line y'all can read my license plate track me if you must but that ditch off highway 9 should've stayed between us if it's keeping bad guys caught go and do your thing
just don't save me squatting there for eternity
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
yay i didn't really understand anything though
*Taco Bell's "Let It Slit The Fuse" plays*
i didn't get it
no i don't think they'll get it they'll it's about poop yeah
pooping from taco bell and the flight camera is tracking you and watching you
oh emergency ditch situation
i see yeah
elena brought our sammies
what a moment to walk into the show
she's like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
oh really that's what that was
that's good
see the harmonica i don't know what you're going for but just that there was just like a peep
the one time got me
i saw that
it's rude
what
that's rude
what's rude
communicating when andrew and i are sitting right here
i'm used to it i work in this office
oh my god
every every time i go to the bathroom
conspiring
seems like
i come back in i open the door quickly just to see
talking to each other
seems like you're kind of jealous
dude
that's my husband
i'm just saying i was his work wife before you were his actual wife
that's true
oh my god
so we've we don't know
you married them that kind of come i feel like the little bit of a contract sort of
thing going i had my fingers crossed the whole time
dang you didn't oh you didn't finish bible college that's not an official wedding
that's true that's how that works
that's a bummer so what are you doing for the rest of your life josh
me yeah he just got a sauna i want a sauna so bad
did you know build it there there's this man i saw this thing
this man
he is in his 70 76 years old and 13 of his direct descendants above him so like
mother, father, aunts,
uncles, grandparents.
Every single one of them has had
Alzheimer's. Wow. And they've all
passed away between ages 50
and 60 from Alzheimer's.
Oh, that is a very scary fate. So he was for sure
destined to have Alzheimer's.
76 years old,
no signs of Alzheimer's. Wow.
And they think it's because
of heat. Whoa.
So this man, he worked in like
some like metal
smithing mill or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hot as smack in there. Literally for like
over 30 years working in an environment
that's 100 to 120 degrees
and there's like
a protein in your brain
to where it's like heat induced, to where it like
builds protection on your brain. Interesting.
And so they're saying with that study,
they also have done studies
in like Norway and stuff.
Or is it Norway? Yeah. Or like Finland
or something? Or Finland, wherever they do a lot of saunas.
Yeah. Kind of both.
And it was
30% of people
or you had a 30%
what was it? People that went to the sauna
every single day for like an hour.
Yeah. That's a long time in a sauna.
Or 30 minutes to an hour, whatever it was.
Okay.
Their risk of Alzheimer's dropped by like
37%. I believe it did. Yeah. I mean
they say there's so many toxins that leave
the body and chemicals. But also
overseas, we make it like
a big competition thing here in America
with like how hot can you like, you know,
over there it's like it's a very,
very social thing. Like it's normal
for a bunch of people to be in the sauna
at lower temps for a longer amount of time.
Conversations, drinks, food, like
it's a crazy cultural thing.
Dude, bring it to the
States. Let's get a big old sauna
and we'll have little sauna
parties. Let's do one in the studio.
Dude, if you do one in the studio, I will be
forever grateful. I mean, y'all can keep the sauna
for me. The hot tub is where
it's at. I love hot tubs too. I know
there's benefits to the sauna and I'm sitting in a bath
of chemicals, but. I love a hot tub.
But there is a point where it's like
I'm sweating a lot.
Yeah, that's happened to me too. And it's just
in this tub with all of us.
I remember going to resorts as a kid with my family
and I would go, I'd bring a friend with me and we would
go sit in the hot tub for two hours
and nobody, we would
die.
So I won't expose the resort it was, but I worked
at one and there is a point
with the chemicals where it becomes like
reproductively dangerous to young females,
but the frequency
that they have to fix the chemical
is because of how many people are in and out.
The pool guy, I believe was just like dumping crap
in there to like not have to deal with it.
Allegedly.
- Man.
- We went in a sauna last week and there was a gentleman
in there, not a sauna, hot tub.
There was a gentleman in there and it was like,
I'm paying right now.
- No way.
- Out loud.
- Yeah.
- I'm paying right now.
- Yeah, we have fun.
- So we do. We want to talk about today.
What's our first topic?
What's the first thing we want to dive into?
First.
- So it's been five minutes.
- Informational.
- It's been five minutes, so go ahead and spill.
- I will spill.
I will spill, Lil.
Lil, I will spill.
- But it's going to make us feel ill.
- Cool.
I hope you're ready for this, Bill.
Checkmate.
You're my mate.
I have something to,
communicate.
- Oh, good one.
- Dude.
- Don't shut up.
- Sorry.
- Lil.
- Sir.
- Sir.
- I'm just going to get on with it.
Lil, today's question sent in by a viewer.
Are stay-at-home parents wasting their lives?
- No.
Literally not.
My life is so full and busy.
- Wait, what?
- I don't think she understands the question, maybe, or-
- Obviously we're talking about stay-at-home parents.
Parents that force their children to stay home, always.
- Oh.
- Wasting the child's lives, endangering them.
By not letting them see the sun.
- Yeah.
- By mistreating them.
- What does a home mean?
Like, you have to stay indoors?
- By neglecting them when they leave for work.
- Like, you have to stay indoors?
- Yeah.
- By not letting them see the sun?
- Yeah.
- By neglecting them when they leave for work, or go have fun.
They say, "Stay home!"
- "Stay home."
You're not-
- "Stay home, kids!"
- "Lock the door, 'cause you're not getting out."
- Ever.
- Oh, my word.
- So you think those parents are justified by what. Like, do you think they're good?
They're good?
- I don't know.
I don't think so.
- Well, you just said.
You just gave your answer.
- I thought that you were using the universal term-
- "Stay home."
- "Stay home."
- No, she's getting in trouble, 'cause she can't even make up her mind.
- Enough, Lil.
This is not a laughing matter.
These kids are in danger.
These kids are having their lives stripped away from them.
- Oh, man.
- These parents are forcing these kids into awful situations.
I don't know.
I guess we'll just. I don't know.
- Hey.
Hey.
Okay.
- I don't know.
You know what? I was wrong. Forgive me.
Yeah. All right. Welcome to the show.
Did I say ninja?
I meant butterfly.
The butterfly. You snared down one of God's most amazing creatures.
I said empty your mind.
You learned martial arts.
Ha! Ninja's attack!
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.
What were you guys talking about?
I didn't have a question.
I figured that out.
He forgot. We both forgot.
And he just leans over and he's like. That's the first time ever.
That you've not planned a question?
Yeah.
Wow. What episode is this?
What is happening?
It's 205.
205.
All right.
204 weeks. I've never forgotten a question.
Yeah. We forgot to look into the viewer questions.
What?
Everything's fine.
What?
We forgot to look in the emails.
Take a question from the viewers.
I would like to eat my sandwich. Am I allowed to?
You may have a bite.
One bite.
What?
Because we got. We're already long with the intro.
Because really it was planned to eat after the intro.
All right. Fine. I'll wait.
I'll use self-control.
You want a bite of this?
No, I don't.
Get a load of this, pal.
I have deleted all. I deleted Instagram and TikTok.
I kept Facebook for Facebook Marketplace.
Solid.
But I have nothing to talk about.
I don't know anything about what's happening.
I don't know anything about what's happening in the world.
That's good.
That's kind of a great place to be.
We like that dynamic?
Yes. Absolutely.
All right.
Whenever you find something, bring it.
But if not, then it's like you got to just take in all this information.
Your storytelling was always a little subpar compared to theirs.
Oh, my gosh. Get him.
I don't agree with that at all.
Ready?
Oh, okay.
That's a risky one.
That's a risky one.
Got it?
She knew it.
You got to celebrate. I can't see from here.
I don't know whether you got it or not.
I got it.
It's called humility.
I'm distracted.
I'm distracted by Andy's glasses.
Remember the question?
That was your humility?
Speaking of humility, have you guys heard what's happening with OpenAI?
Dude.
What's going on with OpenAI?
I do know what's going on.
The beginning of the end.
Okay.
OpenAI, ChatGPT, they made an AI agent to –
testing to see if it could do – like change itself, do this different kind of stuff.
Well, this AI agent went rogue and gained access to the internet to where it was able to go.
It's out.
And multiply itself probably, right?
We don't know.
All they know is that they think they caught it, infiltrated another AI company, hacked it,
and learned all this stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And they're like, oh, gosh, we got it.
Like, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You got it.
It's a decoy.
You don't think it would make a little sneaky, cheeky download?
But that was the biggest fear is that a rogue AI software agent or whatever would gain access
to the internet.
It has done that.
Mm-hmm.
And who knows what's going to happen.
Yeah.
Whatever it caught, you don't think it's smart enough to say, like, I'm going to leave a
trail behind.
So it's like, oh, they think they're fooling.
Like, oh, we don't have to worry about this anymore.
Yeah.
While it's doing its whole business.
It's doing its own business.
I have two thoughts on this.
Can I roll into them without stealing thunder?
I don't know.
No, go for it.
That's it.
So one of the thoughts I had is they're like, it infiltrated someone else's AI.
It hacked it, taking them away from the responsibility.
But now they've pulled potentially, I don't know who it was, but potentially a competitor
or even someone they're just parallel with.
Like, now they've gained stuff.
But the craziest part to me is they couldn't do their own internal in their ecosystem investigation
into what's going on because it's. It's all part of the same network or however that works.
So do you know who they went to?
Which AIs they had to use to begin to contain it?
No.
They went to China.
Oh.
What are we doing?
Yeah.
This seems pretty. This all seems pretty purposeful.
Dude, Sam Altman.
Why can't I say that?
Altman.
Sam Altman has gone freaking global.
Oh, my gosh.
Damn.
And hacked someone else local before going global.
That seems like it's pretty purposeful.
That's a play.
Yeah.
Whoops.
Whoops.
It got loose.
What are we going to do?
Because imagine the PR of Sam Altman who's like, hey, I want to work with China.
We'd all be like, U.S.
contracts hang on what are you doing he goes straight to china to fix the problem that's whack
china uh-oh china help me and didn't he go um during that billionaire thing or did he go i
don't remember i i genuinely don't know and i didn't look into the extent of his involvement
if it was china government if it was a chinese company that was doing ai stuff for all i know
it was a chinese foreign exchange student who worked locally in the united states like i'm not
sure but he did not go yeah he did not go he did not go okay because he was planning on
he was planning on moving over there and he was explicitly excluded from the delegation
oh so it was on purpose which would imply he wanted to what's this delegation help me real
quick the when all of like the world leaders came like the tech billionaires and all that stuff went
to china and they had that huge talk and stuff i don't remember
no
parade and stuff no one of the windows when you had social media deleted i guess i'm still
kind of tripping about your chinese thing yeah me too that's what i'm saying i don't want to
digest that like imagine if the u.s told us that like i mean now it doesn't really seem
but it seems pretty serious if we're if we're gonna buy into blue beam though and it being like
a uh like we now now we're going like off the rails with it but we've talked about how like
the whole alien
things is an alternate understanding to like the biblical narrative and so if you're coming from a
very like atheistic culture like it's a way of denying spirituality be like no these things are
other planetary so if that if that is like if it's as evil as that like they'd be a great place to
or they'd be advocates for that sort of narrative i'm telling i watch arrival on a regular basis i
think that would be the scariest outcome of what aliens have you seen that nope so it's
basically these i mean ginormous structures like this like um like weird long oval and they just
show up in like eight parts of the world and they're just floating i think that would cause
the largest amount of chaos at first like you just have an object that shows up we don't know what to
do with it yeah and it just floats there and it's and there's no way you can cover it up yeah because
it's like it touches the sky yeah i was just googling it because i'm like what does alien
translate to because i'm like i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't
know what to do with it because are they talking about extraterrestrials and yes they are yeah they
use the word extraterrestrial yeah they use alien and then extra like they double down on it it just
makes you wonder man like what's happened what's around the corner i'm like i'm like three quarters
of the way through listening with uh to uh jd vance on joe rogan uh-huh it's pretty it's all
right but the part where they start talking about aliens and stuff jd vance his views on aliens is
so elementary
what do you mean compared to us compared to i would say the majority of people really i mean i
think yeah what's his take well he because joe's like he's like um you said in an interview that
you thought all aliens were demons and he's like yeah he's like because they take people and they
hurt them i would say that's demonic yeah and joe kind of had some counter arguments and i mean just
his he just doesn't know yeah and then joe's like how much are you privy to like information wise
classified information jd vance said
it's limitless he can gain any information he wants to he has the illusion and he said i just
haven't had the time to sit down and look at the ufo but i have the time to come talk to you
imagine having not the time to like i'm just a busy guy i haven't had time to i wouldn't even
go to my press conference that's what i'm saying election because i'll be like open
open the case i would say kelse i'll see you in a month yeah i said clear my schedule for a month
clear that's it that's probably what do you mean
that's baloney dude i would i would stay up all night long just to read the first
document and i would not be waiting this long to go on joe rogan and talk about aliens i would hire
assistants and we would all sit in a room reading a different packet and then they'd have to give me a
a slideshow about what they read like i'm five yeah how scared should i be right now
um have you to kind of go stay on jd vance um have you heard the weird kind of like it's kind
of scary and not really fun conversation that's happening around jd vance right now because he's
going on and he's going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like
so many shows right now well he just came with a book oh is that true what's the book okay i didn't
know that but okay that that that that was one person's theory was like because trump's on
apparently this like medication that the fda is not approved like oh gosh whatever and so like
like he's in bad health no he's on a book tour really okay i didn't know that then why isn't
he on our pod yeah i've tried i reached out it's about communion communion finding my way back to
faith if he doesn't have time to look into aliens i doubt he has time to come on
but we can educate him yeah totally that's so funny though i mean it's weird the new york times
wrote a review about his book and it says he is a deeply anxious personality how could you not be
how could you not be vice president of the united states he was saying a lot on that podcast though
which i'm just like that's crazy he's saying this stuff he's calling the united states to
go back to their faith to their catholic faith
hmm he'd be
catholic he'd be catholic and being the jd vance and peter teal didn't you have a peter teal thing
yeah just a small connection just a small little not a connection we can make the connection all
right let's connect them connect them my tongue bro is so swollen you should have done them numb
and cough drops you've used them right no we'll talk about it after that would scare me so bad
my grandmother when she was giving birth to my mom
got an epidural and it went backwards so it numbed her waist up instead of down and so she couldn't
even feel herself yeah that's scary that's not good that's my nightmare breathing on manual
yeah all right what do you got i had two kids and it didn't hurt me anything
all right so operation paperclip we all know what that was right no tell me okay so that's
whenever they brought it all the night nazi scientists over um to america pardon them
all that stuff after world war ii now they brought hundreds of german scientists to america
including a rocket engineer by the first name i mean last name teal oh first name adolf oh
wow popular time weird coincidence so adolf teal helped build america's missile program after
arriving in 1946 okay a couple decades later tech billionaire peter teal becomes one of the
most influential figures in u.s history in silicon valley he's a co-founder of palantir
builds all this stuff he has the same last name both german both connected to cutting edge defense
technology and adolf teal was literally like not just like one of like one of the guys he was the
one of the main guys that was uh i'm trying to figure out the actual title but in the rocket
like the missile program like he was one of the main main guys in the missile program
now you cannot find peter teal's grandparents names really even in all of his biographies and
everything like that you cannot find it wow and so that is the kind of the interesting thing it
couldn't really be his dad because we know his dad is and stuff but it is a very very strange
coincidence that one his name's adolf and two that his name's teal which apparently is a somewhat
common name in germany but i don't know but i think it's very interesting that these two guys
the same last name same you know birth country interesting it wouldn't be his grandparents
because that's too young yeah i think they don't i mean as far as rules and stuff back then i think
that was kind of they were kind of loosey-goosey on the nazi rules right right right boss it's
possible yeah i don't know the average age of nazi parenthood yeah but i mean uncle
you know it'd be interesting possibly is to get i don't even know if they have a full list
of all the scientists that came over in project paperclip but really dive into it and see what
influence because that's a lot of what did they do what did these guys accomplish yeah yeah okay
dad that's your next series because it's rockets it's missiles but now the main thing is you know
like tech and surveillance right yeah speaking of that what bro speaking of our song flock camera
did you see okay so did you see what flock camera is doing now i only know the original no one's
come out okay we talked about how they're like facial recognition and like it's all ai based
mm-hmm well a lot of cops are
being or resigning or forced to resign because they're speaking out against this
flock camera system why well something that just came out is that flock cameras not only do they
do facial recognition and they can track basically your every move via their cameras but they have
this capability now for their ai to instantly link up to your bluetooth in your car whether it be
your phone or your headphones yeah and they're able to track basically your every move via their
camera and then be able to track you anywhere yeah anywhere that makes absolutely zero sense
and i mean we keep seeing more and more videos of these flock cameras falsely accusing people
who are completely innocent who have footage of them at other places and yet we're i mean
hate like it's the the tax dollars at work like but it's like but literally like you're at wasting
hours of what you could be doing on chasing down innocent people because
an ai surveillance thing told you it was the right person yeah the tech isn't there so relax
and i just
sent you the picture these are all going up in our area yeah they're here are you kidding me
they're surrounding us now what is happening hold on why is this making me angry is that thing by
publics are publics is that a flock camera like it's between publics and cvs um i don't know maybe
um oh my word oh my word all i'm saying is there's copper in there
hey guys we're not we're not saying go cut these things down no i'm just talking about the
potential shortage yeah of copper yeah well i heard a lot of copper value i heard a lot of
people were buying those green laser pointers and it's frying the system but you guys shouldn't do
that no of course not yeah because i mean because that would work and they would stop working if we
did it's illegal yeah it's illegal and you should not do that we we um condemn i don't see it lasting
i don't see it lasting in our county
i wonder i do wonder we tolerate quite a bit yeah i wonder if a projectile moving at a slow
enough speed would have a trajectory that could be traced because of the curvature of the exterior
of the lens i don't know you have to you have to um equate flat earth though yeah because there's
no curve so anti i don't know i don't know the math on that like the lens and it like
speaking of flat cameras tracking down people did you hear about that guy who went to a u.s
fight in oklahoma city no no there was this man who attended the ufc fight in oklahoma city okay
okay see walked outside took a little nap as you do and then he woke up
in somebody's driveway because he had fallen asleep in the back of somebody's truck
and it's on video you're kidding me where these two guys they back up it's on their security camera
they back up they get out of the truck and he's like hey he's like hey whatever his name is you
gotta you got someone in your truck and they're like what the like do you all right he's like
you open the door he's like do you know where you are he's like no so this dude i think i think it
was a decent drive in another city yeah oh my goodness this guy's just dead asleep the whole
way he jumped in the back like inside the cab or in the no in the truck bed oh in the
truck yeah how do you not wake up this video um that's crazy that would be so disorienting like
as soon as you wake up you're just like where am i we're waking up into the cord we're waking up
on the drive highway speed yeah what do i do and then you knock on the window and they're like
yeah you fly out yeah i think i'm not knocking no i don't do not want
panic wreck that's what that's what i'm thinking like he's probably so disoriented like he's like
am i being kidnapped where am i is this my truck here look did i get knocked out of the ufc fight
all right i'll play it i don't think there's cussing but if there is if there is i'm leaving
um i'm still waiting for work same where'd you send it the ninja text oh man that would be so
scary are you ready nope not yet oh not there yet yeah really sorry i did i have it oh oh little
i am because i'm gonna turn my wi-fi off
your wi-fi is whack i know it is yeah all right it's downloading downloading downloading
come on baby got it oh all right three two
can you turn up a little andrew
please oh my gosh i see him he's still passed out
oh so they have to wake him up oh no he wakes up
it's like a baby whenever you stop driving and you pull on home
good thing he doesn't look threatening he just looks like a college kid
hey andrew you got a stray
you got someone in the bed of your truck they're so chill about it though which is awesome
oh good yeah i want to knock on the window
do you have a window or nothing nope are you getting an uber you got a friend you can call
i got it
can you open it up open one up i got jailgates
oh my gosh how crazy is that luckily he had his phone dude i know and then kruger
i drugged danny i put him in the back of a truck
wait what speaking of being locked in places that you don't want to be locked in
did you see that video from india oh my gosh no we talked about what's happening in india this
poor man working in a liquor store what do you think would just appear into a liquor store
attack you in india anything um i my my first ghost like to a tiger because india has tigers
what about a leopard a leopard yeah look at this video oh my gosh nightmare
he was not he was not killed he escaped yeah and then locked the gate behind him so it was literally
caged inside this liquor store okay click them all right three two one oh my goodness dude
that ain't no small thing dude that is full-on jungle book dude you know he got scratched to
death dude oh yeah a house cat will get you with that kind of grip
he's so lucky i think we should flip the script and just make this the real got some other people
why don't we just do the real right there so don't go anywhere wow all right i sent them don't want oh
but before they go to add wait what i actually have something really important to tell you guys
okay it's about a mountain okay that eats men
but i'll tell you that right after this so don't go anywhere
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oh my gosh oh my gosh all right so before we get into it hold up that blanket lil
miss lindsay freeze made me a quilt and it is phenomenal very cozy it's so much more unique
uh than the other one in its own way the other one's amazing as well like they both
they both just did something completely unique with each project and it's absolutely phenomenal
so soft it's heavy it's just perfect what what a cool thing that you could say i want a t-shirt
blanket and then you have two creative people say let me have a stab i had over 60 people email me i
had to pick two that's hard it was so hard that's so hard but yeah she killed it so lindsay thank
you so much you're the best be comfy relatively
oh just get on my blanket yeah it's fine don't worry about it sorry all right let's do this
let's do that after get one more good bite in dinosaur bite dinosaur bite
what's your order at jimmy john's answer with a full mouth
i'm gonna shoot my shot i just got a message from the jeep dealership in town they've got a truck i
want and i told them i was like hey i'm on a show if you guys want a shout out to not run me around
the freaking block dealing with all this i was like i was like i'll do it you buy more cars
than anybody i've ever met in my life every two years but i've slowed down it's like every three
to four now that's crazy don't give him a shout out yeah you gotta get the deal for i haven't i
know i'm not i'm not saying anything part two's coming out yeah so we'll see but if someone else
works at a dealership oh my gosh i don't know why yeah send me a dm what what'd you do i opened the
video unconsciously unconsciously unconsciously um did you know that it's uh question corner
question corner question we're the questions are fresh on our mind you ready if you could own
if you could own one prop from any fictional movie what would it be
i mean can we go as big as we want yeah can i'm like can i like grab a delorean
yeah good choice oh i wasn't thinking big enough okay i mean my gut tells me the dumb and dumber
motor of this scooter oh that's so great you said can be fictional yeah oh yeah it can be
fictional it can be fictional and still maintain its power functional properties yeah i want the
freaking death star it's a big prop dang it's a big prop i don't want i have zero interest in
going into space i'm charging everybody rent it's like they literally give you like the little
toy yeah it's like this is what we used um my ears are ringing dang any prop still hold its power
iron man suit yeah i mean that's a good one oh my word really good choice thanks
you just and just leave dude thanks that would be really good thanks guys
i really thought about it okay well first i was gonna say meathreal or like a yeah
so you don't get stabbed yeah but then you gotta always wear it i know but it's a cool accessory
so you could wear it as like a little vest with like a shirt underneath so then you can't see
um but now that we're going big i'm thinking the narnia wardrobe
yeah i mean that would be because you're getting a whole world i'd never be able to go to sleep with
that thing in the room yeah that would be scary evil witch coming through the thing what if our
kids go in it gone an adventure and then they live a whole life dude no we can put like child locks on it
and we go with them to be honest never seen the whole movie what i've seen the beginning really
yeah never seen the whole movie i want to watch with the kids you guys i'm like furious i want
to eat the sandwich so bad how do you let me have a bite of the sandwich i can't eat the whole
sandwich um speaking of the compare like we were talking about the odyssey in the comparisons i
didn't realize why people were comparing it to lord of the rings but just because of the practical
effects i'm like oh that makes sense especially camera angles oh i see the force perspective
gotcha do you see matt damon's
stunt double yeah it's like was like four eight yeah it was a little asian woman and she didn't
say that why not matt damon's why can i say that that's what she wants where's the witch to quote
my brother which of those words is offensive i don't know it's a combination of it all and the
guy um she was a buff little asian woman her arms were huge dang i see what is she a warrior
strong independent warrior jack though i know her arms are better than matt damon dude she's my new
inspo yeah she's my new i'm gonna get jacked like that dude a little asian woman that would be scary
to see lily that jacked dude i'm gonna be scared dude i'm a p90x nobody knows this about me when i
was in high school i did two cycles of p90x i was a p90x grad two times over and i was jacked i used
to do with my buddy in high school too it was exhausting it was that's a hard one i know
but going back to that they had like us over like a seven and a half foot guy yeah all bodybuilders
like our strongmen yeah yeah so it was like uh matt damon fighting these giants but it was all
forced respect and i was like i was like how do they do that that's how they did it yeah crazy so
funny that part was probably one of the scariest because you're just like okay they're crying
they're gonna figure it out yeah they don't figure it out i need to just hurry up and watch this film
you got you guys can talk oh my gosh why didn't you come with us
oh we're dealing with noah dang dude yeah who's noah i had a kid
guys every one of the comments if you're watching please drop a comment say congrats to andrew for
having a baby that's right and we are picking one comment from the comment section to send some ninja
swag to so go comment also um comment your prop that you would pick because yeah i have a hard
time thinking on the spot with stuff like that i'm switching my answer i'm picking the elven cloaks
what's special about that literally any environment you're in it becomes like
camouflage but like that's how they found the the hobbits they pulled a piece off the leaves of i
forget the place don't idly fall but basically like it'll always be attached to you like you
don't have to worry about it there's like a power to it dang but they like pull it over themselves
and it becomes a rock so they can't be found heck yeah it's just camo all the time dude i didn't know
that and it's a blankie a blankie or harry potter's um cloak some
invisibility cloak yeah but that's the thing you still they can still hear you breathing they can
still hear your steps yeah that's a tough one it doesn't help with me because i shuffle she does
shuffle i'm a shuffler page walks out with noah hey there's diaper change and andrew's on the
couch where is he i don't remember that was she gonna hear your asthma i took i took a she was
like all right time to change and i ran into the bedroom and our bed is like ultra plush and i
pulled the blankets over my head i actually fell asleep
doing this stupid prank like she came into the room and was like where is he
and i had just sunk so deep she couldn't find me so we're gonna sing in deep hit us with that beat
finish with that beat right now
got a real yes he does
show us right now
if you got a real shows right now
what
you
're gonna do with this top one no knock to anyone dealing with what you're dealing with but you know
we've been talking about better hygiene practices oh i've seen this the people need to know
think about it next time you're going through a buffet at the cruise oh my gosh is there audio
this or they put a song i think they got a song oh sorry ready three two one go that is a cruise
ship yeah i'll take that uh yum oh just wait a minute i'm gonna take that out i'm gonna take that
wait so i mean quick quick little scratch i get it i've had some itchy feet before
but then but then we're we're getting in there oh we're snowing that is uh
that's like a little little scabbed up situation right there foot fungus lady on cruise yeah no
just so it says carnival cruise and then look she's like yeah takes a look
oh my god
and then john cheese say when yeah no big deal tell me when oh my gosh i mean my eyes water
oh man oh man and then this one you know i say this i've i've disrespected trash men before
right you know i've been like pulled the prank where you pull the bins close to each other
yeah i got roasted it's not a prank it's not a prank but like really i just want to see how
skilled the driver is because it's impressive to me that they know exactly where that thing is
i agree with you
it's pretty impressive that's like me corrupting all these cars to see i'm gonna see how skilled
you are at editing like that's great i've grown i've matured i don't do it anymore so now
just just to kind of let people know what sometimes these dudes go through
oh man all right three two one go
oh my gosh i would go home that's a bad day that's a bad day
oh that was good not good you know those guys got routines when they get home
like their wives were like shower immediately dude i saw a video of um it was a son that is
a surgeon and he still lives with his parents or something like that and he came home in his
fancy car and the mom meets him in the driveway full ppa like full suit and she makes him strip
in the driveway yeah to take all of his clothes and do the laundry and she sprays him with a hose
oh my gosh i mean depending on what kind of surgeons you know what kind of things he's
working on i would do that too wouldn't you be cleaning at the hospital though i remember i
yeah i wonder yeah don't they have showers and they have locker rooms and stuff yeah
i was youth pastor and during the uh whole uh covet 19 sort of thing and i remember there was
like nurses uh parents in the youth group but you know this was like at the worst of it where
everyone's just terrified but they all had to go to the hospital and they had to go to the hospital
like routines of like i go to this section in the garage it goes straight to like they wouldn't
walk in their house it was nuts like what some people had to start doing being told everything
they were being told no yeah i mean people were spraying their groceries bro yeah that was a wild
time super weird i still remember the drive where i was all in 441 like when i realized
like i got the call like that sunday cool's like we're done like meeting at the office for the next
like month yeah or something and it was like i remember that like
setting i'm like oh this is like serious serious and i think it was six months later your wife
texted me and she was like should i be nervous about
no council you are now you weren't then you shouldn't be now that's like this generation's
9-11 experience like i remember when yeah i was working at a church the pastor called me and the
other pastors together and he found out before i did but he called us he was like so something's
happening things are changing what a weird time i know i was deeply unaffected by everything that
happened i mean you and i
so much
fun the florida bubble was real yeah florida was the most lax i think out of every state i remember
like i was thinking like oh like midwest states like ohio not like you know i owe all this we
would just talk to people a year later and like yeah we're still not being in schools like i'm
like dude do you remember how you can even like go they made directions in the grocery store and
which direction you could walk in and it's like what was that doing what was that doing though
honestly it's insane nothing dude so i was i'd been a family pastor for
five weeks and literally so i don't have any relationships with the kids with the parents
like none of that had started i just started at
a new church and then I had to start zooming to do church with the kids yeah but literally it's a
kid so like their camera's off but it's just me and you have to like over animate and it's a small
church so I got kids from like four years old to freaking like 11 and I'm like just talking to my
laptop being like I don't know if I'm talking to like a child or if like everyone's still it was
like the worst experience as far as like being on the other side of zoom that's terrible like
remember it she remembers going to school uh but like that besides that there wasn't really much
that affected her yeah like it's not like ingrained in her brain no that's good but her first like
school experience was the charter school and that was their first year of being open as a school
and it was the covid year so it was just they would yell at the kids that they didn't have
their masks on she they weren't allowed to do certain things and it's like yeah so she remembers
that part but besides that was the craziest part like forcing little kids to like wear
these masks I didn't want to wear a mask I kept on pulling it down anytime I could
brutal dude and people were so mean you're the reason it kept spreading I am I'm actually we're
probably the reason it's spread in the United States I mean I think we figured that established
that you are you are um yeah that's crazy I remember a lady yelling at me at Disney
they were gnarly at Disney but she was not a staff member she was just a person we were
in the pirates line yeah and Ada was just a baby and I had my mask like right here
and she just started yelling at me which by the way if you're not wearing an actual
PPE mask you're doing nothing you're breathing through a piece of cloth it doesn't it's you're
doing nothing it does nothing for you it helps the people around you oh does it you don't project
your spittle forward all right liberal yeah listen to this snowflake I don't spittle by the way I
don't know who's spittling but not me it's a fun word spitting me this Batman yeah talk to anyone who like
deals with like aerosol paints or anything like that it's like tell me how much of that paint got
in your mask like people who thought they were protected because they were rocking them yeah not
a chance not a chance not a chance um speaking of spittle spittle yeah have you guys heard
of the mountain that eats men never never ever neither have I until I watch this video
it's a fascinating story okay where's it at it is in Bolivia okay uh this video you guys can go watch
it it's scary interesting on YouTube makes very fun videos very scary videos sounds scary but
this mountain is called Cerro Rico or better known as the rich mountain okay um it is in Bolivia
um and it was in 1545 this is so hard to talk my throat is like certain that you drink don't share
we've already kissed a couple times
1545 an indigenous man named Diego okay was searching for his llama that had gone missing
as you do and he went into the Andes
he's climbing up all these mountains he reaches this mountain and this mountaintop is 13 000 feet
above sea level pretty hard to breathe up there couldn't find his llama is getting dark starting
to get really cold so he decided to make a fire he wakes up the next morning and where
the fire was the earth had cracked open and in that crack was a vein of silver oh my gosh
and he's like oh there's a lot of silver here so he started slowly gathering silver
and bringing it back down not telling not telling anyone yeah don't and it the he just started getting
a little more greedy so he told a buddy hey can you come help me I'm just trying to get this silver
off well that didn't last long sure so at this time Bolivia was occupied or colonized by Spanish
settlers word got to the Spanish boom instantly on that mountain dang it and they took one look and
they're like this is the place
so instantly they started mining this place in 1545 ish and this mountain became the deciding
moment for Spain to become the leading dominant Empire in the world oh wow they're saying that
this mountain produced enough silver that it basically changed the trade and currency of the
entire world oh my gosh wow for 500 years they mined silver from this mountain 500 years how do
you not run out well they did oh no but so some um but this town or this mountain was just producing
so much silver and just instantly everyone flocked to this mountain to start mining it Spanish
Europeans indigenous people started going hence rich mountain making you rich but let's back up
this a little bit before this was discovered okay the indigenous people already had Folklore around
this mountain oh gosh um let me see where it was hold on give me a second um okay so they had always
told this story in Bolivia that uh this old tradition that an Inca ruler named hayu osi huana
uh kapak huana kapak ordered mining of
Sararico so this Indian King or Incan King knew that this mountain had silver he ordered the mining
of Sararico before the Spanish were anywhere close to this part of the world but according to legend
the workers prepared to mine a booming voice came from the mountain oh my gosh saying do not take the
silver from this mountain it is reserved for others weird whom who is the others so now fast forward to
the 1500s they're mining this mountain they end up creating a city around the base of this mountain
called uh potosi and potosi becomes at this point in the late 1500s early 1600s the most richest
largest city on Earth so bigger than Paris bigger than Madrid bigger than London that's crazy they
said at the base of this mountain thirteen thousand feet above sea level yeah in the Andes
thousand people lived in the city I'm sorry it's hard to comprehend yeah and then we're talking to
1500s dude nothing was going on before like 1605. that's what I'm saying that's crazy down yeah so
um a lot of dark stuff ended up happening because it's just it's like it was like breeding like a
greed so it was like a a melting pound of culture so too right so it's like coming in from all over
yeah indigenous and they're all there for one reason and it's to get as much silver as they
can out of this cursed mountain and no one owned it like Spanish did technically okay but it was
kind of a free-for-all kind of okay but the Spanish got the loot of it the majority like but
like they would mainly the people that would come in it was like merchants or hired work like they
just wanted to make a lot of money just by mining yeah um and they said that even like today you can
still find silver coins Spanish silver coins from that Mountain all the way in parts like China and
just all over the world so it's just showing that it just spread everywhere dang um but
the name of Americans never left North America right well yeah of course no I'm just kidding I
know um so they started mining this thing and it was in the 1570s that they
um the production of the silver started like outweighing or the the need of the silver
outweighed the production of it in the mind the man baby supply and demand and so the Spanish they
sent a new guy there don't know his name but he basically um enforced um what do you call it
enforce like uh labor with the indigenous people you mean slavery basically you weren't enslaved as
a lottery system so if you're ages 18 to 50 the Spanish would come in there would be a lottery
system and they would take you and you'd have to work in the mines for a set amount of time and
then you can go home temporary slavery temporary slavery but if you did not meet the quota that
they needed you had to pay the Spanish government cash oh my gosh and these indigenous people did
not have cash so they couldn't trade stuff so they would have to sell their own possessions or go do
other labor to get cash to pay the Spanish government or Spanish Empire I should say it's
like sharecropping it's terrible but what this did is it decimated the indigenous people in Bolivia
yeah because it's called the mountain that eats men for a reason and they estimate within these 500
years eight million men died in this mountain what eight million men died in this mountain how
was that possible the mountain that eats men
like they would just get stuck in caves while they were mining or something it was basically they say
as worse of conditions as you can possibly think of times it by 10. dark caves and we're talking
about before electricity
right so you're having torches torches candles fumes they said like so in the andes it's freezing
outside yeah but they said the average temperature inside the mountain was about 120 degrees
but nobody had alzheimer's this is where it gets super creepy inside this mountain
the indigenous people that carried over into everybody else that worked inside this mountain
foreigners and whatnot they said that there was a god of this mountain that ruled the inside of
the mountain named el tío which is my uncle my uncle but the uncle the uncle whatever
el tío and they have statues of el tío throughout this cave but if you look at what el tío looks
like oh my gosh it looks like your typical satan no way horn do you have a photo spike tails here
just look at el tío
you
ceilings and stuff like that um mountain god but these people that were like devout catholics
that were reminding these things oh they went in and they said god rules above the mountain
el tío rules under the mountain oh no oh my gosh and the way they talk about it it's not a
superstition they literally refer to el tío as a real entity in fact a lot of people talked about
these stories of like either seeing el tío
el tío walked through the caverns hearing voices and they said like when people died they would
keep track of like people that would disrespect el tío the statue or not leave a sacrifice whether
it be cocoa leaves a cigarette liquor whatever yeah whatever was the value but every once a year
on whatever day they celebrated el tío for safe passage they would do a blood sacrifice oh my gosh
so this isn't just like a like a a good luck charm or whatever no this is demonic they literally
treated el tío as the god of the underworld yeah if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
it's a duck man it's the devil it's the devil it's the devil but i mean this el tío it's like
they they call them el tío now but the inkens actually had a different name for him i didn't
write it down
so this isn't just like a like a good luck charm or whatever no this is demonic
but it was basically this god that was opposed to the god above oh my gosh but this god ruled
the underworld and he was basically in charge of the souls that were damned to hell
just a cursed mountain it literally looks like bale too i know and that's it's so creepy that's
so spooky um but yeah so eight eight million people died in this mountain so they speculate
that's crazy um but the mountain they ended up just bleeding this mountain drive silver
and it was around um we'll see 1650s the production of silver started declining
because they're just stripping this thing um the 1700s the mining continued but with lower yields
1825 bolivia gains independence and the spanishes dip out um let's see late 1800s
1830s the spanishes dip out um let's see late 1800s the spanishes dip out um let's see late 1800s
10 becomes more important than silver so this mountain also produced 10 and a bunch of other
minerals that they started mining but to this day mining still continues in the mountain but
in the same conditions people they say 300 men miners die a year in this mountain still and they
say the wages of these miners now they earn anywhere from two dollars to forty dollars a day
but they're kind of stuck there they're like because you're
you're in the andes in this town and it's like this is the only means that they have or that
they grew up with because it goes back 500 years so their families just kept on doing it
but there's so much mining that it happened in this mountain every year the mountain sinks
what kind of environmental impact has it had yeah and they're saying the unesco heritage site or
whatever they said that if they continue mining this mountain within our lifetime is just going to
come flat it's just going to level out flat
because of the honeycomb tunnels that are throughout this mountain that sounds so dangerous
but it makes you think if this mountain if you go back to that incan incan king it says do not take
this silver it's meant for someone else for the others for the others who's the others well it's
like was it the spanish yeah and was it because i don't know there's like a trap like a trap like it
created this like greed that ended up taking the lives of eight million plus people oh my word
it made this land in fact gave props to this lto that he was now the god of this mountain so it's
like it's just weird but it's like it was meant for the spanish yeah because they knew if the goal
is to like to uh collect souls yeah you want you want the big the big number yeah and so you want
the other people that are like no oh that's so interesting you want to cause as much havoc as
because i mean christ said it right it's like
the love of money is a root of all evil all kinds of evil yeah and this is personified in
in like actual tangibility tangibility this became the pin the mountain that supplied the world's
silver wow and you think of like what i mean you could go i didn't do it but you could go down the
rabbit trail of like with this wealth that spain collected what potential atrocities happened oh
my gosh with different conquests with different whatever the ripple effects they have for
people and i think that's what makes the world a better place to live i mean i think that's what
makes the world a better place to live yeah i think that's what makes the world a better place to live
yeah i mean that's that's the death toll of like world war one yeah but i have a question sure
is the llama dead dang dude the llamas lto whoa when you look it up it's literally just a llama
with horns that's the origin story did you see andrew's picture so spooky yeah no thank you
uh-uh
one an interesting story sad and spooky we need to pray for the souls of those people
but i'm also like in a weird way it encourages me isn't weird yeah that is weird why well i'm
just saying like it's amazing to say to see what god tells us in scripture so tangibly
oh yeah represented it's a confirmation of faith i guess yeah you know yeah kelsey's reading a book
right now and it's like this like you know like seven habits of you know whatever people and it's
just like one of those you know self-help kind of look at your mind and it's like she's reading it
and she's like because other people have it you know her dad's reading her sister's reading and
she's like i'll read it yeah and it's like every single thing this is what jesus has told us two
thousand years ago and it's just like we're just making it seem like original ideas it's like you
i could literally point out to one verse one sentence that jesus said and it's like this
whole chapter of one thing it's like it's right there the whole time we've been we've been warned
this whole time this what's going on yeah i do have one more thing about this um mountain that
eats men okay they the part of why these eight million people died a lot of them were in the
mountain itself a lot of them were just poisoned by coming out like their lungs are filled with
all kinds of stuff yeah like there was an example where they're poisoning or whatever they would
wear candles on their head and they'd be climbing down and they the warning was when the candle went
out that was bad air so they tried to get out but i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know
sometimes when the candle go out they couldn't find their way out trapped oh my nightmare but
then when the silver became too hard to extract out of the stone using like the methods of like
fire and stuff they had basically giant vats of mercury oh my gosh where they would extract the
silver in these vats of mercury so all these hundreds of thousands of workers were working
on these mercury farms just i just being breathing in all this mercury literally
pulling out all these vats of mercury and they're like oh my gosh they're like oh my gosh they're
poisoned and going insane mercury makes you insane yeah uh scary that's the mad mad hatter
chemical isn't it i don't know yeah yeah that's what it was right i have a a desk that was given
to me from my grandpa it was uh my grandpa's it was a drafting table and he had a bunch of things
in there and it was just like it was really cool because it was like from like i don't know how
long ago but it was like coupons from this like bar in whitefish montana it says free one complimentary
drink it had like the owner's signature on the back and it's like all this stuff my grandpa had
and one thing
he had a beaker with a cork in it and it literally was just mercury just a whole butt like that much
of mercury in a big tube that i would just shake and you would just it would just flow i'm like
we do it it's super cool it is so like for way too long i'm like as soon as we had kids i'm like
probably not the best thing in the house but it was super cool this is random interesting or like
the old school thermometers where it's like we're gonna put mercury in glass in my child's mouth
yeah
i was like uh
oh my god
anyways that's my mountain i got i got hung up on the idea of inflation
because we're told as soon as there's a surplus it becomes devalued yeah and they're like we ruled
the world because we well it's because they said that they're actually running out because silver
was like the currency back sure and they're they're running out of money so it had already
been like dispersed everywhere done whatever yeah because they were trying to colonize the
whole world or take over the whole world shout out great great great great granddad
well speaking of mining and surpluses and rocks and mountains let me talk to you about
the missouri cheese cave aka the craft
rooms like you know like the back rooms but this is full-on craft room all right so there is an
underground city underneath springfield missouri and somebody on a city a whole basically a city
where people live it has streets it has street uh like a street lights they've got businesses
they've got corporations down there and someone on our discord recommended this story and i've
heard about it um but they said they had a friend uh that works there that has been seeing some
weird stuff so that's kind of just did a little deep dive on it this cave which is not even really
a caveman because it's an old limestone mining cave where it's over 200 million square feet
wow of just pure mystery 200 million no two million sorry sorry sorry did i say 200 i was
literally opening chat gpt it'll be like no that's gotta be bigger two million
that's so huge still ginormous ginormous so it's under springfield missouri and right now
they are holding on to 1.4 billion pounds of cheese what that is the correct number 1.4
billion pounds of cheese to help you understand that that's 700 000 tons of cheese and it could
fill 35 000 semi-trucks full what kind of cheese i just all types of cheese doesn't have to be blue
spoiler he said 35 000 trucks 35 000 semi-truck trailers if you did that bumper to bumper that's
over 400 miles wow cheese okay so they're they're like i said there are street lights there's loading
docks miles and miles of tunnels warehouses businesses and it's technically named springfield
underground it has uh oh wait no over three three million square feet of underground industrial
space oh so even bigger than i thought three billion three hundred million square feet of
100 billion square feet um mostly because it's underground it's 60 degrees all the time which
is perfect for cheese dairy uh pharmaceuticals as well oh uh tech anything like that um completely
safe obviously in springfield missouri from tornadoes any type of when they built it nuclear
bombs anything like that um also mice probably i would that would hopefully that's pretty safe
from mice down there they love cheese yeah um so in
1970s milk prices completely crashed right right and so farmers were uh had a ton of milk and no
one to buy it so the government says we'll buy it from you and when they do that they can't just keep
a bunch of milk they turn it into cheese powder whatever it may be and so uh they buy all what
they can't sell the surplus of milk all becomes products and in 1980s they have way too much
like the milk like the milk is
becoming way too much so president reagan comes out and announced that they're going to give away
hundreds of millions of pounds of their overstock in their warehouses like the surplus was crazy
more hence the birth name of government cheese that's where that all comes from my hilarious
so it makes you wonder because the person that was on discord that said they have a friend that
works there you know they're like i live in springfield my buddy works there he continues to
see military vehicles in and out of springfield and he's like i live in springfield my buddy works
this place kansas city has america's biggest bunker uh which is it's all because these limestone
minings uh like caves that just are completely empty and they've built these whole cities and
roads and businesses everyone goes to work under there it's just bonkers so it just makes you
wonder what else they could possibly be hiding but that is the cheese cave of missouri is there still
a bunch of cheese in there from the 80s yeah let me actually send you guys some pictures because
it blows your i'm telling you it is the craft rooms will it keep like that yeah 60 um 60 degrees
they have it all is it from craft i mean crap owns it like they own a lot of it government owns a lot
of it like there's private organizations well that's plastic cheese anyway so it'll probably
last no they're aging velveta yeah look at these photos because it's just like kind of bonkers
especially because it is literally just a cave oh a word wow oh my goodness
what do they need that for that's what i'm saying it can't be just cheese
that can't just be just cheese there is no way that you guys are making me so stinking hungry
though yo those are crazy pictures they're wild what a weird phenomenon that is weird
so what are all these military okay so you remember like back a million episodes ago
when we talked about this tunnel that these trucks keep going into and coming out of that we don't
know where it leads to what it's at 100 they're connecting all these underground cities around
the united states yeah that's that's the idea i mean that's i feel like it's pretty confirmed at
this point that the united states has spent trillions of dollars building these underground
cities these bunkers why yeah yeah i mean i think um and that's why they think the the ai data
centers are not using the water to cool it down it's like it's going to these underground cities
honestly i appreciate the proactivity for the event that something terrible happens yeah but
we're definitely not getting in there the question is how close in the future do you see something
happening jamie tanner texted me yesterday and she said is iran going to bomb us as if i know the
answer and i said a couple weeks just say let me get back to you on that all right speaking of
underground cities yes you ready me to dive into this yeah all righty okay imagine with me for a
moment that you are a man living in turkey and you want to go down to your basement you want to
renovate your basement a little bit and so you start knocking down a wall and then suddenly
that wall reveals a tunnel i would love that i mean it'd be kind of dope i love that okay
that is the true story of this man in a 1963 in turkey
he is renovating his basement knocks down a door
opens up and i'm going to send you a photo imagine you find
an underground city that is not just one room that is not just one hallway
but is 18 stories deep that is 280 feet deep what the statue of liberty is 300
they're talking 280 feet 18 stories i'm giving to give you a map of how big this thing is that
dude's estimate was for sure off dude zella's gonna go crazy after this that's so sick oh my
i just sent you the map oh my gosh this is the city of dae rin kuyu dae rin kuyu the world's
greatest hidden city ever found it was discovered in 1963
But obviously, it goes way back farther than that.
Apparently, they say this is 18th century is when this started, right?
But absolutely incredible.
This place had everything.
It was fully engineered, what they call a fully engineered underground metropolis.
18 stories could shelter up to 20,000 people plus livestock.
Oh, my word.
And it is so advanced.
They had bedrooms.
They had kitchens, food storage, grain silos, wine presses, churches, schools, wells, animal stables.
Over 5,000 ventilation wells and meeting halls within this place.
They're planning on being up in there for a while.
It's probably Christian escaping persecution, right?
No.
Yeah, a lot of it was.
They don't know the origins of why this was specifically used.
There's so many different variations.
Because something like this magnitude, it had to have taken a long time over generations and generations.
So the use has changed over time.
A lot of people, there were Arab raids, regional wars, religious persecution, political unrest.
And that's the type of thing, what you said, Andrew.
It wasn't one of these things where like, oh, our enemies are coming.
Let's go hide for a day.
Yeah.
This is something they have fully prepared.
Like generations were thinking about this.
They could live down there for months, if not years.
And even experts.
Now, I don't realize how well, like how they did their ventilation so well.
Like they don't understand it.
And it's not even fully explored yet.
Because there are doors that are sealed that they can't open or that are unstable.
So they don't want to open.
Wow.
That's weird.
And I sent you a picture of the door.
Their mechanics are insane.
Because they would have it where it would only lock from the inside.
And so they would find a formation or build a formation.
Where they rolled it, it would also be pressed against another rock.
So when they rolled it in place, you can only open it from the inside.
Wow.
So when they had people coming in, not only was it very narrow,
you couldn't get in there to barricade that door and break it down.
It's a one-person tunnel at that point.
Very narrow.
Shuts it down.
And then if you do get past that, they have hundreds of other doors that they can hide behind.
It was just fascinating.
It's like a modern submarine.
Like how they do like water lockout.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And they, yeah.
So when whole villages would go down to there, there were several entrances that they found that existed.
it in houses in barns and in churches and so there was a bunch of entrances all over the place that
they had no idea it's still not all discovered they asked like where did the rocks go like
because it was like volcanic rock it's like this i mean they said it's millions of cubic feet of
volcanic rock and it's like there's no spoil pile excavated yeah yeah it's like where did that go
how did they use that what did they do i mean that just goes to show like from 18th century
eighth century it's like they how they used all that stuff it blows your mind well did you so i
think graham hancock did a episode on this on his ancient apocalypse and i don't know if it was on
that but one theory is that this was actually made pre-flood so this is like a safe haven for the
flood and it's you can go back to the gobeckley tepe to where it's like it kind of shows like
there's a flood narrative on these stones wow so it's almost like they knew
you
of the flood or it could have been after the flood just in case and just in case let's build
this city yeah and so it's very very old yeah so like the excavated rock they believe was actually
potentially washed away in a flood yeah i mean yeah you i mean there's so many possibilities i
think yeah no scientists or archaeologists know exactly who built it yeah because why it was
exactly i wonder if there's any big rooms like anything that would be like this room was meant
for someone more important or someone larger like i wonder
a flood
narrative they had they had one of those barrel roof rooms which is crazy like for like their
church and stuff like it's just that one shot of just that massive you think everything's just
gonna be a tunnel but it's like no like they have it was like a city yeah like you could be standing
on a deck and you could see other people in their house like rooms or something like it just it's
crazy it blows my mind yeah the cool thing too is like the the ventilation was so good you could
have fires in every room oh my goodness die because the ventilation it's like how did you
figure that like that is like seriously like some pre-flood yeah technology yeah experts don't even
understand how they did it like how it were all worked like because they like some of their
ventilation wells were actually full-on wells water wells as well oh my goodness it just they
thought of everything they thought of everything this i'm taking it on a hard turn but have you
seen that same sort of tech how they believe that the ark may have been ventilating like the
spells and stuff there's a there's a design where it's not meant to go anywhere but the center of
the ark would have had a hole like a pool and it would have been like a hole in the middle of the
ark and so as as the sea it actually pumps oxygen like a vacuum yeah it pushes and draws that'd be
so cool but but that would have been if this is the same timeline that would have been like tech
that possibly existed just this knowledge i mean it would make sense a little bit because it's like
that knowledge would have been closer to like the watcher's knowledge right so it's like
that's the thing he was righteous that words debated no referring to like is it is it him
himself well no none are righteous so that's a bad take on what that means biblically so
can mean pure in his bloodline yeah and so that actually makes more sense with the gen 6 narrative
and all of that but i think i think it's so cool to think of what else existed in the world because
if you accept the genesis genesis 6 narrative you accept the flood and then you believe that all
these other peoples all around the world had that narrative you have to start wondering i mean no
talking about the flood coming for a while yeah right and if the watchers and
you know the nephilim like knew all of this stuff that no was doing actually was rooted
maybe their followers didn't but they had to know so what are they doing in preparation for what's
coming no totally yeah for gotta be more stuff out there to find yeah i mean you think about that too
that was discovered in the 1960s yeah and that's that's the kind of the weird thing where like
rediscovered i should say they probably were using it i mean people estimate they probably
were using it in the 18th century then we don't know though like we don't know but imagine what
other stuff is out there i promise you
that's that's the key is that we find underground cities and ancient civilizations like this we look
in the amazon we find all these weird roads we find roman roads that we're still discovering
we find underwater roads like the bimini road we find this in 1960 what else is hiding and that we
don't know and where do you have lidar ground penetrating radar so who's to say like all these
weird we've talked about like freaking helicopters are flying over what's going on in central florida
right now who's to say they're not going like yeah we're just checking aqua for
drying up we're looking for spots yeah did you hear about that explosion off the coast yeah yeah
do you know anything about it no just do you see that it was uh last week when we were at the beach
oh yeah and i saw on the news it said magnitude three point something off in the atlantic but it
was due to they said an experimental explosion what no they were intercepting a b-o-m-b dude
could be you think i don't know not that far off the coast and i remember we were sitting i look in
the pool or something and i i swear to you i heard like a boom i'm like was that thunder yeah no i
remember hearing it too um back to discovering tunnels this is ninjas or butterflies asking you
to tear down a wall in your basement if you have a basement just check it out knock down your walls
just do it crawl spaces
are underutilized i've wondered that to john wayne gacy barf yeah maybe i don't want to go
the direction i was starting to go that's what he thought too i could fit 33 kids bodies down here
it's just a fact all right um did you guys speak at a intercepting bombs you hear elon musk's spacex
deal no no what's he doing 4.16 billion dollar deal to develop a satellite constellation designed
to track airborne
and hypersonic threats that just released this week
isn't that crazy i don't know what that means but how much four points 4.16 billion
dang that sounds like just valuable though they're making up no it does sound valuable
are we wait okay wait the u.s space force awarded elon musk spacex a 4.16 billion dollar deal to
develop a space constellation designed to track airborne hypersonic threats additionally spacex
secured a 2.29 billion contract to build a high speed
secure satellite communications network that connects global military sensors and weapon platforms
wow i'm glad a lot of billion i'm glad a lot of billion nothing like ai exists that can like hack
into stuff i know yeah true that would be scary wouldn't that be a theory where it's like ai hacked
it like china's ai hacked it and then that's why you know certain things went oh you know awry
yeah even though it was us oh yeah i mean that's oh yeah no 100 yeah how much of that is happening
probably a lot of that
yeah think about how how easy conquering us just became though like before it was like you know you
hear the thing about hunters it's like we all hide up in trees all hunting season long for fun
so like come and take us when it was like man on man but now that it's a race to for like monitoring
the population oh my gosh well here you go all you need is superior ai and we've laid out the
entire infrastructure all over our country no 100 and that's a whole argument like why civilians are
like why is ai not going to be able to do that why is ai not going to be able to do that why is ai not
AI are a priority. It's like because somebody
else is going to get that technology
first. That means to win, all you need to do
is win the control room. Yeah.
But it's literally like
Oppenheimer. What's going on with AI?
It's so spooky. Whenever China takes over,
you know Andrew's
going to be pulling his ancestry out real quick.
Oh, dude, I know. I'm 1%!
I want to literally just
immediately put on a pot
of rice and just
go all in. Yeah.
So with Jamie, I was like, nah.
Iran's not going to bomb us.
I'm like, the real thing to be scared of is if
China and Russia team up
with Iran. She said, is that going to happen?
I was like, I don't know, man.
Trusha. Iran was
trying to, though. Or Raina.
Trusha. That is the thing.
I know. Watching that
FDR documentary,
though, made me feel
so vulnerable because
our whole narrative in history
is like, our history classes
here in America is like, we are the superpower.
We very recently became
the superpower. And the
fragility of that feels
so real. Because we literally were
like a nothing nation until FDR
was like, here are my ideas.
For the most part, yeah.
That was recent. Yeah, we were pretty
like, not involved in world
politics. Yeah, geopolitics.
Geopolitics.
It was a paradise, man.
Speaking of Elon Musk,
did you hear that he offered
to pay
Mel Gibson or give him a budget of $100 million
to do the Odyssey, but
historically accurate?
And true to Homer's art. Yeah, I heard
that he was like the leading voice against
a lot of the things that were happening in that movie.
I mean, it was a great movie.
Is it $100 million? $100 million budget,
but Christopher Nolan's was $250 million.
Yeah, dude. Crank it up to $500 million, he'll do it.
Yeah. Why would you do $100
million? It's nothing to you.
What are you doing? I appreciate
him approaching Mel Gibson.
Oh, yeah. But he didn't
approach it. Someone did a thing like
Elon, would you pay Mel Gibson $100
million to recreate this? And Elon's
like, yeah, I'll do that. Would that, dude,
I'm telling you, a Mel Gibson historically
accurate version would go so hard.
I'm still excited for his next film.
Oh, yeah. Next year, right? Next spring?
Oh, the Passion or whatever.
The Continuation. Resurrection, yeah.
Resurrection. That one's going to be great.
He's one of the best storytellers out there.
Amazing. Apocalypto.
Apocalypto, Braveheart.
Patriot, freaking hard to
watch now. Oh, while we're having a
son? Yeah. I watched a couple scenes
in it. Freaking wrecked me.
Papa,
don't leave, Papa.
You quoted that for years before.
before I watched that movie and that ruined,
I knew it was coming.
I was like, oh no, she's going to speak.
She's going to speak.
So good.
Do you want me to go into the Universe 25
or save her for Patreon?
No, do it.
I want to hear it.
Okay, this is. You got all the good stories today.
I dove yesterday, dude.
All right, so this is called
the Universe 25 experiment, all right?
This happened in 1968.
Behavioral scientist John Calhoun
wanted to answer one question.
What happens when every survival problem disappears?
Like he just wanted to see what that would look like.
You know, food, water, a place to live.
I think about this all the time.
If everything existed.
Antibiotics.
Antibiotics?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's huge.
I mean, people were dying left and right 100 years ago.
Jane would have been dead a long time ago.
Don't even say it out loud.
Oh my gosh.
She's our fragile child.
She is fragile.
Not in spirit.
Continue.
He built Universe 25.
Basically, a mouse's paradise, all right?
So he got a bunch of mice.
Actually, not that many mice at the beginning.
So he had unlimited food for them.
Unlimited water.
Perfect temperatures.
No predators.
No disease.
So I'm sure there were some type of antibiotics
or something that was happening.
Plenty of room.
Plenty of space.
A utopia.
A utopia for mice.
And it could hold up to 3,000 mice.
I feel like I'm going to die.
I feel like I know what you're going to say.
So phase one, paradise.
He released just eight healthy mice.
So four breeding partners, pairs.
They explored.
They claimed territory.
They started families.
It's beautiful.
The population doubled about every 55 days.
Okay.
Which is a generation for mice.
Yeah.
Right?
Okay.
Yeah, we're living.
We're dreaming.
We're having a good time.
Phase two, something weird happens.
Tell me.
Even though there was a ton of space,
mice started congregating in communities
and would not reach out.
Oh, wow.
Would not leave their space.
There was tons of empty space.
The mice chose to crowd together in the same areas.
They all wanted to eat together instead of spreading out.
Then birth started dropping.
Their birth rate started slowly dropping.
Phase three.
These are all like his notes.
The society breaks down.
Dominant males become incredibly,
incredibly violent and aggressive.
This is without no reason without changing the environment,
nothing, unlimited food, unlimited water, perfect temperature.
Everything is exactly the same.
Comfortability, dominant males become violently aggressive for no reason.
Weak males give up completely.
Mothers start abandoning and even attacking their own babies.
In some nests, over 90% of newborns were dying.
Some mice.
Yeah.
Even started becoming cannibals.
What?
Eating each other.
Even though they had food.
Even though they have unlimited food.
Phase four.
The beautiful ones is what he's coined as coined these mice,
which I don't know why.
A strange new group group of mice appeared in his notes.
Calhoun called them the beautiful ones.
They stopped fighting.
They stopped mating.
They stopped interacting with any other mice they spent every day,
eating, sleeping, and drinking, and obsessively grooming themselves.
They were the best looking mice.
They look perfect, but they had literally nothing to do.
No purpose whatsoever.
They did nothing except for clean themselves.
Weird.
Well, now I know why he called them the beautiful ones.
And he said, you don't know why.
Well, I'm saying, but they're also dying inside.
So that's like the saddest thing in the world.
Phase one, the end.
The last baby mouse was born on.
Day nine hundred and twenty.
Well, population peaked around two thousand two hundred mice.
Well below the enclosure's capacity, there was still endless food,
endless water, plenty of space, but no one reproduced any more.
And one by one, every single mouse died.
What the heck?
So they stopped eating, you said, or they they continued eating.
They just died of old age.
Yeah.
Or just died of old age.
Yeah.
They just didn't want to reproduce.
Some chose not to eat.
Some like it just weird.
Oh, my gosh.
This is this is creating a neuropathway in my mind.
And Calhoun removed some of the beautiful ones and placed them into a brand new paradise, a brand new setting, fresh territory, second chance.
And they still refuse to mate or socialize.
Oh, my gosh.
They simply just lived alone until they died.
Dude, dude.
Do you know this reminds me?
Oh, keep your hands.
Calhoun called the collapse.
A behavioral sink is what he coined it as.
He believed that when social roles and purpose disappear, a society can begin to collapse, even if material needs are fully met.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you know what this reminds me of?
What?
What Elon had been talking about on Joe Rogan with AI taking the jobs of everyone to where we don't have to work anymore and we won't have to worry anymore.
In fact, we'll just start getting paychecks where we can just do whatever we want.
But there's no purpose.
Yeah.
It removes our purpose.
But that's what his that's what his challenge was, though, too, was the hard part will be finding our interests again.
And.
Like, you just kind of you got to labor and men to survive, like, you know, but also community.
Tell me.
Tell me like they they instantly in like instinctively started eating in groups, communities, and they were healthy and happy at first.
Like, but it's when you started isolating themselves.
And they just started dying.
And like, they lost it.
Yeah.
The death of social roles, though, like not to use the buzzword, but like I think of the whole like feministic movement.
You're so right.
Yeah.
I mean, like, I mean, it's just like, I mean, I don't know the difference between the waves, but.
No, but you're right.
OK.
I was like, are you disagreeing?
Well, the first wave of feminism was like, well, like the right to vote and like, yeah, if I want to go to do something, I can do it.
Second wave feminism.
Second wave feminism is government propaganda, a lie to us all, which is like basically what the government wanted was to tax dual income households.
Yeah.
But even but even like the entire idea of like that, it makes a woman less to do a job.
Yeah.
Or to stay at home and like.
Yeah.
Or to need a man.
Like, to be honest, like we're just like, you don't need a man.
It's like, no, she doesn't need a man, but she should want to be partnership.
Have a partner.
Yeah.
That's like, I am her.
She is mine.
Like, that's the whole point.
Because if the if the goal is survival, it's truth.
Like, I do not need my wife to survive as in like eat and breathe and exist.
She doesn't need me.
But, you know, to to build a family, to like create this environment of exponential joy.
She's completely important to that.
And I am completely important to her.
So there's a reduced joy.
Right.
Right.
But it's like it's like kind of how they play the semantics.
So it's like you don't need it.
Well, I mean, you won't die tomorrow if you don't have a husband or you don't have a wife.
But like, you really do need to be in relationship, to be in community and to depend on people.
Like, it's a healthy thing to need.
So, yeah, people and I only like solitary confinement.
They don't need other people.
Right.
Survive.
Right.
Yeah.
But it would help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that this is particularly spooky and timely for this story you've given us.
This scientific experiment because of the condition of our nation right now.
Yeah.
And other developed nations, because this is really only happening in developed nations.
Right.
Because everywhere else, they still they still get it.
We've lost the plot over here.
And it's making me think of our young men, our young, socially detached young men who
have all of their needs available to them.
They don't even need to go find a woman because they got their phones.
You know what I'm saying?
They they aren't motivated to get jobs.
They're not motivated to keep up with friends.
And it's sad.
And it's spooky.
And they're like these little rats.
So send them to war.
That's why we need a draft.
No, no kidding.
But like, I agree.
Like, you have to toil with your hands.
You know, a lot of the early church fathers to talk about the importance of manual labor.
Yeah.
I've just like even like overcoming like sin and temptations and stuff.
They're like, get out there and start shoveling.
Yeah.
There's that one video which we told Jake about that's really good on the Harmony channel.
And it's how the early church fathers fought.
That's the video that it's called.
Very good.
And they go through like they go through like the major sins.
And one of them is depression and melancholy.
And if you are a depressive person, it's like literally go outside and dig a hole.
Yeah.
When I when I think of some of my like, I'd say depression is a sin.
It can occur.
Yeah.
But it's like it's not of God.
Depression is not of God.
Correct.
And the enemy can use that.
Yes.
Shame, depression, all that, like to hold that over you to.
Yeah.
Keep you away from what you're doing.
But doing God's will.
Some of the like least depressed people I've ever known are some of the people who have the least.
And I think it's really interesting, too.
Like when you look at like consumption, like people who have it can be phone.
Right.
I have consumed too much in my idle time.
Or it can be substance like diet.
Yeah.
Like overconsumption can lead to depression.
And it's almost like the devil's smart in how he lays out this path to to I don't know what the word I'm looking for is, but just this depressed state.
No, you're so right.
Apathy.
That's the word I'm looking for.
Yeah.
I'm reading.
I'm reading a book about, it's "The Way of the Pilgrim"
talking about unceasing prayer what did god what did christ mean when he said unceasing prayer or
it was paul yeah pray unceasingly and his prescription in the orthodox faith prescription
of it is pray the jesus prayer and begin even if you do not have the right heart posture and
mindset because it becomes the the discipline and then you end up praying unceasingly right and it
can be whatever that is to you but um it also talked about in those ways when you are trying
to temper your spirit when you are trying to like get yourself into that headspace also tempering
the body first through fasting and all of those things and so god gives us the blueprint on how
to do it but in our nation right now in our culture it is what you're saying so over consumption
access to everything and that's why i deleted tiktok because i don't like the way i'm
thinking about it and i don't like the way i'm thinking about it and i don't like the way i'm
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A mysterious mountain that "eats men" and an ancient underground city in Turkey are explored as part of a conspiracy-themed episode.
A disturbing story about a society that collapsed into cannibalism after locking thousands of mice in paradise is discussed.
The podcast highlights a Chinese government PSA advising against contacting aliens, sparking speculation about global government responses to extraterrestrial life.
A recurring prankster, Michael Kruger, is showcased through humorous anecdotes involving pranks, saunas, and physical mishaps.
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Concerns are raised about AI ethics, particularly OpenAI's rogue AI agent that allegedly infiltrated another system and escaped control.
The show touches on controversial topics including surveillance technology (Flock Camera), government secrecy, and hidden historical links (e.g., Project Paperclip), blending conspiracy with real-world technology.
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The podcast blends humor, conspiracy theories, and deep dives into strange real-world phenomena. It begins with a call to action for listeners to take a brief audience survey to improve content relevance. The episode explores a chilling tale of a society that descended into cannibalism after locking mice in paradise, followed by a disturbing account of an underground 18th-century city in Turkey.
A major highlight is a Chinese government PSA urging citizens not to respond to aliens, which the hosts compare to themes in science fiction like *The Three-Body Problem*, raising questions about global preparedness. The show then shifts to lighthearted moments, featuring Michael Kruger’s infamous pranks involving saunas, physical attacks, and elaborate tricks. Another segment discusses the potential health benefits of daily sauna use, citing studies from Finland and Norway that link regular sauna visits to reduced Alzheimer’s risk.
The hosts also touch on serious concerns about AI, including OpenAI’s rogue AI agent that allegedly infiltrated another system and went rogue. S. The episode concludes with a reflective tone on technology, fear, and human behavior, combining speculative fiction with real-world anxieties in a uniquely engaging format.
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The podcast mentions a mountain that consumes men, where over eight million people are said to have died, and survivors pray and offer sacrifices to an entity called Ertio. This is part of a broader discussion about ancient underground cities in Turkey.
The Chinese government’s Jing Chu Network issued a public statement advising people not to respond to aliens without authorization, citing the International Academy of Astronautics and the United Nations. This has sparked comparisons to the Three-Body Parable and raises questions about global policy on extraterrestrial contact.
A man in his 70s with 13 descendants all affected by Alzheimer’s disease has shown no signs of the disease, and researchers believe this may be due to lifelong exposure to heat from regular sauna use, which may reduce Alzheimer’s risk by 37%.
Michael Kruger, a friend of the hosts, is known for elaborate pranks like pretending to have strep throat, locking a sauna door from the outside, and throwing people into bushes. These pranks are described as intense and physically painful, even leading to serious consequences like being slapped or locked in a sauna.
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