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2024 Barstool Pick Em Week 13

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2024 Barstool Pick Em Week 13

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Hey, Pick'Em listeners, we're going to take a quick break for a message from one of our partners. Hey, Alabama. Stella Blue Coffee's new canned lattes are here and in a store near you. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee, each can is a good source of protein and comes in two. Two smooth flavors, Espresso Cafe Mocha and Espresso Sweet Cream. Whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, Stella Blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care. Stella Blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. I named the brand after my rescue dog, Stella, who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations, so when you drink Stella Blue, you're not just fueling your day, you're saving lives. Try the new cans today. Head to our store locator on StellaBlueCoffee.com and sign up to redeem a buy one, get one free offer. All right, now back to the episode. Week 13. I will say, I almost can't watch those games because of the courts. I like the courts. Oh, I hear a lot. I like that it feels different. The Celtics, I thought I was watching like Space Jam. Yeah. Like I just hated it. I like the difference. I don't know. It feels like something different. They're not like visually appealing. I just like the idea that it feels like something different is going on. So I don't know. Maybe they can fix that where it's like do something that makes it feel different, but maybe not make the courts that way. Celtics with a big win last night. It beat the Cavs. Yeah. Okay. Week 13. Rico still got his eyes on Pat Hill. 51.7. Yeah, there's somebody scratching, clawing their way back into this race. They are. They are. Definitely are. And I like a lot of games this week. So that could hurt me. Save is 49.2%. I'm 46.3% have the worst season ever. I did the only thing to save and grace. I, I, I correctly saw that Kansas BYU game for what it was worth. Um, but I had a terrible week again, San Jose state. Uh, I, Dave and I, I, I had to text. I wish you didn't tell me about it. I wish I didn't know about it, but you know, I didn't know about it. You knew I had to, you knew I had to, I wish I didn't know about it still to this moment. Wish I didn't really know what I was already mad enough. Well, if you haven't seen it, I think in one of these shows, San Jose state was my, my lock. Yeah. So like they're plus 14 and a half. They're in the number of the whole game. They're winning. Like they were up 14, nothing time. Yeah. Uh, and then they're up there. They're down seven with about seven minutes to go. Boys stay driving and they stop them. So they get the ball back. It looks like a win then, because you can still give them another touch. And I have the ball. I went to sleep, woke up, check the score and they lost by 21. The math in my head. I'm like, I knew that doesn't make sense. So I, I went, looked at the play by play and it was a pick six, which I knew like a buck 40. They threw a pick six or something. So I'm like, well, that sucks. Went back to sleep. And then Dan texted me 10 seconds later. He's like, did you see the end of the game? I'm like, yeah. I did like pick six. Like, no, we drove. Yeah. Pick six. They drove to the one with like plenty of time left. Rico. Are you okay? Me? Yeah. Can we cut that of Rico? Just doing this. I got bad blink. That's the thing. I got bad blink. I'm low on contacts. I got bad. It's a bad blinking issue. We need low contacts. I got, I got a, that was like, I know you've been blinking Morse code. I know. I don't care. Anybody like cut that last. That like was making me nervous. Yes. A lot of my mind. I'm low on contacts. Okay. So they have first and goal at the one with 45 seconds. Yes. They run it on first down stuff. I don't know. I watched the play. I don't know how the guy didn't get in. It's crazy. Like the hole was there. He just like got, he went, he meekly went down. Yeah. Second play was, it was incomplete. No, it was. No. No, it was complete. They ran again. Oh, like a six inch path. Complete tackle at the one third down sack to end the game in a 21 point game. Nobody in the history of football who has first and goal at the one doesn't score. Boise stopped him at the one. I couldn't, I was screaming at my TV and I had to text you Dave because I knew you had it. I had it. And I was like, I need, it was basically like, I just needed like, you know, like, like a support. You know, like a support system. I didn't sleep. I have a cold right now because that's, but that's, but that loss deserved a cold. Like you, you, you needed a cold from that loss. It was crazy. Yeah. I've been going to bed so early with the dogs. So it's like, I couldn't make us like set. All right. I'm good. I knew BYU was a fucking loser. Probably. I was going. So I needed, yeah, it, and then Dan, Dan sent me the actual, I just saw the play like two days ago for the first time it was on Van Pelt's bad beats. Just unbelievable. I can't take. Can we put sunglasses on Rico? What's going on? You're blinking is driving me insane. Oh, right there behind you. Right behind you. What do you want me to say? I'm fucking blinking. I don't know. It's so distracting. All right. Fucking blinking. Blinking. Well, stop blinking so fast. All right. You just keep, you just don't have, what's the problem? You don't have contacts. I got to pick up the contacts. Yeah. I'm on the last pair. I sleep with the contacts. I think it irritates your eyes. Aren't you not supposed to sleep with contacts? You're not supposed to. I sleep with contacts. I sleep with them. Why? Because I'm an idiot. So you've had those contacts in for how long? For like a month and a half. You've never taken them out? No. Isn't that really bad? I'm not a contact guy. I'm not a contact guy either. It's not what you're supposed to do. I know. I'm a star. Zuby, are you a contacts guy? No, but that's just like common knowledge. Yeah, I know. You're supposed to clean them. Yeah, I know. Take them out every night. You put them in and you keep them in for a month and a half? Yeah. That's, I feel like that's. I can't react properly because I know nothing about contacts. I know nothing. Yeah. You could have told me this is the craziest or like, okay, I have no idea. Jack, go get a contact guy and just anyone, literally anyone. Ask someone where's contacts. This feels like the craziest thing ever. I assume it's bad because he's blinking like a fucking psychopath. This feels like the craziest thing ever, but I don't. Are you communicating with everybody currently with that level of blink? I guess, yeah. It's been bad. I know. I don't know what to do. You're just doing that. It's a lot. The lights are bright too. The lights are bright. What's that level of blink? People have definitely commented on it. They're like, you're blinking a lot. You're bringing that level of blink to the work every single day. Pretty much. Who do we got? Who do we got? Okay. Garrett. Okay. Ryder. Ryder. Yeah. He's also, Garrett, he's the one who made the graphic. I know. Yeah. On his own. Can we confirm that? Yeah. Garrett, you want to address that? What? The graphic? Yeah. Yeah. You went, Rico, at like five and four that one week and you had a ship. This guy, I know this guy. This guy only wears Michigan apparel. Yeah. Yes, sir. 24-7. Yeah. Michigan apparel. I'm not mad about it. Yeah. But I mean, I know him as this is the Michigan guy. Head to the whole Michigan general. Yeah. All right. So, Garrett, what about the graphic before we get to the context? I mean, hey, whatever gets clicks, right? Okay. So, all right. So, Ryder, through and through. Ryder. He was the one behind the, yeah, there was missiles coming off it and it was like six and five. Garrett, you wear contacts? How long have you been wearing contacts? Probably for like 10 years. Okay. How long do you keep your contacts in your eyes without taking them out and cleaning them? Well, I have like the disposable like one day contacts. Okay. So, it's different, I guess. But I mean, it's pretty much just like put them on in the morning, taking them off when I get home, and then putting like glasses on. Have you ever heard of anyone keeping contacts in their eyeballs and not taking them out to clean them or anything for a month and a half? A month and a half. Not that I know of. I don't know. Is that crazy? That seems crazy. a little like seems like a long period of time yeah to have them in i mean maybe they maybe they have contacts that are supposed to be worn that long but i gotta i gotta start doing some google research here all right good thank you can we get can you find someone else garrett who has contacts because you did do the disposable so i'd like to have so i gotta get the disposables it looks like there are monthly disposables on google but that's not what you're buying right i'm assuming i mean i think the blinking directly correlates to you not taking your contacts out all right garrett find someone else just grab someone else in the back all right the lights on the contacts do you use regular contacts i don't know the brand like you buy the ones that you're supposed to take out every night to take out every night but i watch the games late and then you fall asleep and then you have it in i don't know what to say but that's not every night it's a lot here you can show on the other hand extended wear lenses can be worn day and night for several days and that's a separate type of contacts that he's buying why don't you just get lasik i don't think it's covered what i would i would have to shell out for it oh here we go trey trey what's up uh you wear contacts i do yeah okay how long have you been wearing contacts ah like eighth grade i think okay and now do you do the disposable ones that like you throw out after one use yes have you ever used the other ones yes okay two weeks yeah yeah so how long would you keep them in your face in your eyes without taking them out to clean them uh just take them out at the end of every day basically okay what if i told you that rico has put those contacts in his eyes and he's not taking them out for a month and a half that's terrible you're not supposed to do more than one day yeah i know you keep saying you know why do you do this and he's sitting here like this it's not that bad so i had to get adjusted to the eyes somebody get the lights right yeah can we edit this in real time like what you were doing clearly distracted me to the point i was in a in an enthralling bad beat story and you're blinking like paralyzed me it was like i was being like waterboarded with your eye with your blinking there was a clip someone clipped out and tweeted from a show like three or four weeks yes morse code rico blinks maybe five hundred thousand times yeah that's when i had a real that was i'll find real bad it was close my eyes were closing i had like an infection that was what you were doing just now was real bad all right i i okay so trey you you're good you're still doing it you don't put those glasses back on i can't concentrate without you wearing glasses i'm linking a normal amount i feel like no you're not no come on trey it's a contact person because dave and i are not contacting people that's just that you've never heard of that yeah i've worn them literally every day since eighth grade and i probably like maybe a couple times i've forgotten like falling asleep but never more than one night like and one night you're like oh i up that's crazy all right thank you trey oh my god to sit there with that level of blinking and not think something is wrong keep them on i got adjusted to the lights well i can't do the show with you not working to me the blinking is but the in defense of the blinking you're blinking right now like as you're doing it rico i'll say this you're blinking so much people aren't going to notice the herpes on your lip no that's a zit dude what do you want me to say i can't see that it's a cut dude you get a cut every once in a while is it or a cut it's like i don't know turns it turned into a cut okay are we i know what's answered can we edit a lot like can we get i want somebody to watch yeah we have all the oh yeah yeah somebody will do it yeah no but like i want to be able to pull it right now no no no oh you want it right now yeah yeah yeah that's what i was asking no we'll have to i sent you the clip and the pick them text right now from a few weeks ago it's a little blurry you can see kind of the same same situation yeah that's wearing glasses in this yeah that's because my eyes were bothering me i had to take them out that's what you're doing it's that's what you're doing you see dude you're figuring out take those like what is wrong with you all right i'll take them out you see your eyes those on it's not that bad it was bad what about this clip that clip's horrid horrendous wait but you just keep saying your eyes are bothering you why like you know why your eyes are bothering you yeah i know so when you put your glasses on do you take your contacts out yeah okay yeah well i well you apparently know you're the bad boy at context you don't follow the rules there are no rules for you zero none um all right well i don't even know where we were in the show oh uh i guess i guess now now i'm locked in on every time it blinks even in classes back a normal blink or not no i can't it takes a little while to adjust it to the lights i can't do content with you all right as until unless you're wearing those all right fine hey pick'em listeners we're going to take a quick break for a message from one of our partners hey kirk herb street here when hertz said they needed a football analyst i assumed they wanted my help turns out they wanted peter my dog i didn't even think peter knew ball well technically he knows that ball now peter's part of the hertz gold squad and will be making weekly picks throughout the college football season so whether you're coming to the stadium to cheer on peter's picks or kicking off your own road trip book direct at hertz.com peter all right now back to the episode any thoughts on the college football playoff the coordinated attack against india and i thought was disgusting i thought it was laugh out loud what they're trying to do for ohio giving them basically a bye to like the final four oh the the actual bracket what it looks like right now yeah yeah yeah but it was very clear that greg sankey got on the call got on the phone on sunday and told everyone in the media hey say indiana sucks and that's what they did and they the thing i don't understand what are you looking for i'm looking at the newest bracket the thing i don't understand is he has a buy yeah the big 12 could be left out of the college football playoff now it would probably be crazy to happen how's that possible don't they get an automatic bid no it's the top five uh conferences so the if too late if boise wins out and two and army beats notre dame and wins out army will be ahead of the big 12 champ most likely wow so it could be army that's crazy boys you're gonna get a body army in it i don't think that would i'd that's crazy boys you're gonna get a body army in it i don't think that would i thought the four conferences no it's the top top five conferences get an automatic bid okay top four get a buy got it so boise's now conference champion yeah okay interesting it's the highest ranked conference champion got it so like if army let's say tulane one year decided to schedule the hardest schedule ever and they went undefeated they would get a buy got it because they'd be ranked really high wow that's crazy um yeah so and there's chaos the big 12 just eats itself alive we saw it with kansas we saw we saw it uh arizona state's still alive over there by the way shout out he's a big stoolie kenny dillingham dave who's kenny dilling he's their coach he's awesome he's like in his 30s he's of arizona state yeah he's from he's from tempe he's like you know he's all about the valley he's got them juiced up like he was uh i have a great season he was at florida state when i was doing dugs in 2020 and he and he like hit me up and he uh he's gonna let pft try out for kicking next year in this in the summer but yeah they're having a great season uh colorado obviously has everything in front of the front of them i got the hiccups take it from here yeah and you're in your your travis hunter oh that's every the last two weeks have broke perfectly for you perfectly so real quick you got a tough spot now i think they have kansas this week they have kansas this week real quick so i have i mean i would you know i would say i think they have kansas this week they got a tough spot so i have i mean we talked about on every show i've talked travis 140 to 1 to win 200 grand if i win that i will i will still be having the worst college football season of my life um do i hedge and is the hedge just kansas because there's a possibility if i hedge with kansas no no but hold on hear me out hear me out dave if i bet kansas this week there's a possibility i could i could i could win the kansas bet and still win the heisman now obviously if they beat kansas there's a way better chance for him to win the heisman because he'll be playing on championship saturday but i'm not thinking about hedging on jenty because then i obviously can't win both but if i bet kansas this week and so you lose you lose if colorado wins a very low scoring game that's where you yourself no but low scoring game could help because that means his defense was good he played defense yeah but he he needs more than he needs like an interception like just not being thrown at i don't think helps you i think no but i think if colorado wins he's and i'll knock on wood i think if colorado wins he's going to win the heisman because he'll play on championship saturday uh whereas if he doesn't play on championship saturday and jenty plays and gabriel plays cam ward plays i'm in a tough spot all those games yeah but if he plays on championship saturday and they lose by 20 that's bad agreed but i also think like no one in the big 12 who can do that well and also like i i think he'll i think colorado's like i don't think colorado will lose by 20 but i i also think he'll just get stats no matter like he'll play all the snaps and it will be just another like holy he played all the snaps all the way through you know he missed one game i don't know that was my only that was my only thought of hedging would you hedge it all on on jenty no i won't edge no you're down like you can't run afford a hedge yeah you're right i can't afford a hedge that's true i don't just ride it i think you should just ride it okay great pick i'll just ride it i'll ride it well it's not a great pick unless i mean that this is my no i mean it it is a great pick even if you don't win it but this is the history of what i do yeah i make great i make great picks that don't win the steelers that year 11 and 0 the eagles the there's a gambling show i know it's college i'm having visions of a 1.5 to 2 million dollar bet on the lions at their plus 350 i think i think they've separated i think they're way better than everybody else my only issue i don't know why i do i don't know how much lower it can go and obviously you're at the risk of injuries for the rest of the way but i think they've separated yeah i mean i agree and especially if they get the win i think they're way better than everybody else yeah i mean i agree and especially if they get the one seed it will go lower if they get the one seed yeah because yeah because that's a buy and also like they're so good at home they're so fucking good so i think they're gonna have the one seed all the way through i think they're gonna definitely be in the super bowl and i i think they're that i like the chiefs i don't i i just think they're the best team by a mile yeah i mean it's it's not at plus money if they get the one seed it's not a bad pick because it's you would have a situation in the super bowl where you would like they would probably be favorites in the super bowl and if they get the one seed who's who scares you i guess maybe the that's maybe the packers just because they know each other well division nobody scares me that's to make that level of bet nobody would scare me i don't know they're gonna do it but i start thinking about it the eagles obviously the eagles would would would be an nfc championship game so that's just one like they're to me i like that instead of going afc because you have two teams in the nfc it feels like bills and the chiefs no no the uh no in the nfc the lions and the i thought you said afc afc i think there's four or five teams maybe six teams afc's yeah you still have the texans right i have the texans but i have no faith in i have no faith in the texans as well unless they're gonna have a drastic turnaround yeah their offensive line is tough uh last thing before we get to the games uh rico you had a two point conversion thing i always love whenever you throw out a two-point conversion thing let's hear yeah these are my thought about it thought about it okay there was eight minutes left when the bill scored to make it a three-point game or a nine-point game what no start over because i'm already lost i'm already lost when the bill scored they made it 23 to 20 on the extra point to 21 21 they were up two yeah they made it right so the extra point would have cut it to a one-point game talking to the mic the extra point would have cut it to a one-point game i think i'm saying no no the extra point made it three no the extra point made it two no i think the extra point made it three let me find it i'm pretty sure it made it two uh you might no i think it made it two the final score was 30 to 21 so the bills the score was when the bills oh two okay yeah it was 16 no it was 16 14 when they scored so they it made the extra point made it 23 14 and then the and then the chief scored to make it 23 21 21 so it was a two-point game so i think the extra point made it two-point game so i think it was 23 20 before the extra point for the chiefs for the chiefs what did i say the bill oh i apologize the chiefs 23 20 okay 23 20 okay go for one you make it a two-point game if you go for two there there are there is eight minutes left if you go for two there you cut it to a one-point game and the bills come back and score a touchdown it's still a one possession game at eight i thought about it then it's a field goal you leave it on a field goal field goal would still the field goal would still tie but yeah that's correct it was it was just the fact that there was a two-point game was eight minutes left and i thought the bills could score a touchdown so that's where i was leaving it yeah but you wouldn't want to you wouldn't want to take away the field goal to win the game i agree with that or to to no tie to tie no in this case it would have been field goal to win no it would have been field goal to tie if you don't get the if you don't get it yeah right right but if you do get the extra point it's still field goal to win yes because you're down two yes but you can allow a touchdown and still be a one possession game like the case where the bills came all the way back and scored that touchdown with two and a half minutes and i think that's a two-point game and i think that's a two-point game and i think three minutes that wouldn't have ended the game that was my point they made it nine instead of making it eight if you do the two my way it's a thought yeah i think it's not it's not a locked in i think you'd rather have field goal to win though 100 yeah that's why it's it's just a thought there was eight minutes like i love when you have these come back and score your two points of on try to be yeah that's basically the biggest slap in the face of your defense being like they're just gonna come down and score a touchdown right uh not necessarily it's just you're hedging your guy with touchdown you could still win the game or you still tie the game you're on that three number yeah yeah thought about it that's all i wasn't locked into it but i thought about it okay throw it out there are you a gopher when you're up uh when you score a touchdown to go up seven or you go for two to make it nine a little bit that's crazy to me all right wait say that again when you when you if you score a touchdown to go up seven and you can either kick the extra point to go up eight or go for two and get that's great i don't even like i don't even like i don't i'm an old school i don't even like and i know dan you like it i don't like the two or four and twice because your odds are you get it once i hate that i like that one but yeah the the gopher two to go up nine i i think you'd rather just guarantee you go give yourself to an extra play to win the game yeah you're savant try to be yeah hey pick them listeners we're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners stale blue coffee's new can lattes are here crafted with scent columbian coffee each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream and whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup stale blue cans are for 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debating all these games and usually it works out and it wouldn't shock me if florida wins this game and we spend all that you know energy talking about old miss and florida somehow won this game i'm sorry i'm getting distracted but i got a less are you on this text i got or is this just from austin let me i got what is it oh no austin just said yeah less blurry look at it oh look at okay i'm gonna look at it i'm not on that text this is oh maybe it's insane you are oh now i am yeah that's when i had like it was really bad that's when it was really really bad all right so i guess it's back to really bad this is moore's code this is like the you ever seen that the the pow in uh yeah in vietnam who they they were like we want you to send a message saying everything's okay and he blinks moore's code saying i'm i'm not okay it's crazy man anyways is honestly watching this being like no no no no no i like florida i think they turned a corner they obviously they won last week right they beat lsu uh they beat lsu beat lsu brian kelly's a loser worst coach i would never go there if i was a quarterback or any player recruit the the school the programs and disarray you don't know what's happening next turn the corner playing a little bit tougher i'm a little leery by dan your pick because when i took florida i'm like i think this could be an old miss blow out they look back and i'm like what and the fact you took florida like i did makes me a little nervous florida's playing well dj ladd is playing well yeah yeah i take florida okay that i mean like that's one of those situations where they were dead to rights to start the season they were gotta just like they were predicted to have the adjusts you're you're thinking when when the season gets going and like how they're playing currently uh what do you got i'm gonna take the under i think defense travels i like old miss's defense it's the best unit on the field i think it travels they'll keep it ugly and uh keep it low scoring i do think i do think florida's gonna be in the game they're better than they they were i had florida i was one of the guys with florida like they're gonna be awful brutal schedule they're not gonna get to a bowl game they're flirting with a bowl game now if they steal this one so yeah and they're actually i shouldn't say that they're gonna be to florida state and get to a they were flirting with their win total got all the way down to four and a half i don't think they're as bad as people say i take the under okay almost defense next game what is the total in that 55 and a half and a half give me the under i like that pick you know what give me the under two i like that pick rico's the hottest one here uh byu at arizona state arizona state minus three over under is 48 and a half i forks up i said it last week i was like i think byu could lose two games of their final three last week they obviously lost their first game i think they lost their i think arizona state minus three and the chaos continues in the big 12 yeah i think they're dialed in give me arizona state dave sweep sweep I'm taking Arizona State because it's Arizona State. Pass PFT to his computer. Okay, next up, this is the big one, one of the big ones, Kansas-Colorado. Kansas is another one of those teams that if you think Kansas is just a four-win team, you haven't been watching football because they have played a lot better. They're just, I mean, they're slaying everyone in the Big 12 the last couple of weeks. Kansas is plus two and a half at home against Colorado, over-unders 59 and a half. Dave, I'll start with you. I hate the game. I want to root for Deion, so I'll take Colorado. It's not a real live bullet game for me. I will give myself credit. I kind of got laughed out. I was digging up old tweets of mine when I said how good Shador was, and I like guys like Bram Walker. He is so good. Like, he is going to be an NFL star. He's just perfect for the NFL. I'll take Colorado here. I love Deion. I love the story, so I hope they keep rolling. Yeah, over. Over? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to, you guys talk me out of the hedge. I'm going to just roll with Colorado. No hedge. Roll with Colorado. They need to win this game. This is a very, very, this is a massive game, because I think they're kind of fucked on tiebreakers. So, if they catch another loss, I think they're. Well, that's where it gets weird in the weeds with these conferences. Like, Colorado has not played any of the three teams in the race. Correct. There's no head-to-head data points. That's where they super conference. Same with the SEC. Like, they're all going to finish with two losses or one loss, and they're all going to be like, well, we beat them, but they beat us. And this. And that. That's where the super conferences have gone down a little bit. I loved the Big 12 back when it was the old round robin, and you got, at least you got everybody playing each other. Now, that's in the past. Colorado did play Kansas State. Are you saying Colorado hasn't played Arizona State, BYU? Yes. Or Iowa State. They didn't play any of the top three. Yeah, yeah. Because Kansas State's not in the top three. Yeah. I mean, they're tied or whatever, but I'm giving you straight down the list, and they didn't play any of them. So, that's where these super conferences, that's the downfall of it. Yeah. I had a fortuitous, I bet Colorado twice by accident last week. Yeah. That's the best. Oh, the best. It's like I'm scrolling through. I'm like, fuck, I bet them twice, minus 11, and it was one of my only winners, so thank God. Yeah, that is. There's no better feeling. Okay, next game. This is a very important game. Notre Dame Army at Yankee Stadium. Notre Dame is minus 14 and a half. Over-under is 44 and a half. Dave. I have Notre Dame written down. And something's changing in my mind. And maybe it's because they beat Navy by 1,000. But maybe Army's better than Navy. Yankee Stadium. You know what? I'm going to take Army. I think they're going to muck this game out. Because this line to me, based on what they did to Navy, should be like 28, 25, 21, 14. Give me Army. I'm an Army man. Okay. Rico. I'll take the Irish, based on what they did to Navy. Yeah. I'll take the Irish. Exactly. Yeah. Take the Irish. Exactly. The Army uniforms are awesome for Army-Navy this year. I saw that. Sick. Yeah. So sick. All right. I'm going to take Army as well. You're on Army. I'm on Army. The last game, Indiana plus 13 and a half at Ohio State. Over-under is 51 and a half. I don't know what to make of this game. I think I'm going to bet Indiana with my heart. And I hope they can keep it close because I want to see Indiana. They're having an incredible year. Like, when did we stop rooting for underdogs in this country? I don't get it. I don't get it. We're just trying to take down the underdog. It's a great story. I love it. I want Indiana in the playoff. I think if they get a close loss here, they will still be in the playoff. I'm going to take Indiana plus 13 and a half. I will as well. I think it's, listen, you saw what State Penn did to them. They were in that game. I think Indiana is comparable to State Penn. Big story. I think they stay in the game. I worry that Ohio State, this is where they flex their muscle, but I'll take Indiana because I'm also kind of rooting for Indiana to stay in that race as well. Yeah. Okay, Dave. I'm going to be studying this game. I think Ohio State is going to kill them. So I'm taking Ohio State. If I'm wrong and Indiana can match up, I'm going to start thinking Michigan can beat Ohio State because Michigan just bullied Indiana. They fell behind early. The halftime, they should have won that. They dominated Indiana. They should have won the game. So if Ohio State struggles with Indiana, I'm going to perk up come Thanksgiving weekend. I think Ohio State is going to kill them, though. Imagine if Michigan beat Ohio State this year. Unbelievable. It could happen. They're cowards. That would be, I mean, that would be. But the thing about it, it really doesn't matter. Like if Ohio State wins this game and Michigan beats them, I think they're still going. No. It would be tougher because it would be Penn State in the Big Ten Championship. So the only way it matters is if we knock them out. If we beat them and they just keep going, who cares? That's what the playoff changes. Yeah. I don't know. I may be nice to, but like Ohio State fans, I guess they care, but they wouldn't care if they lose to us, go win the national championship. They'd be like, whatever. We won the national championship. If they lose to us, don't make it. And we stink. Different story. So you kind of Indiana winning this game. And then Michigan beating Ohio State would 100% knock them out. Yes. Because that'd be three losses. Yeah. Did you see, I said this on PMT, but you'll get a kick out of this, Dave. So McShay and Rosillo, like when basically like Indiana's played nobody, which is not wrong on their podcast on Monday and they had a clip and then the Indiana Twitter army, this guy posted a text thread where he was like, Hey, we need to get Dan Dockage involved in this SEC fight. Oh, Jesus. Let's bring out the. So one, one of the guys quote, treated Rosillo McShay's clip and said, Hey, Dockage, the West coast, California liberals are trying to steal another election, handing out a participation trophy to a two loss SEC team is utter woke nonsense. Do some nonsense. Do something like five minutes later, Dockage quote, tweeted the exact same tweet, the exact same clip of McShay and Rosillo and said, dudes that never were in a locker room other than to take a peek, get an autograph or take a picture. Whoever wrote that original text to Dockage or whatever was a text or two. No, it was like a bunch of Indiana dudes conspiring on a text message. Then one of them quote, tweeted it and was like, quote, tweeted McShay and Rosillo being like, Hey, Dockage, get in this. Yeah. But who wrote the woke one of like Indiana burner account? Krista plant like that guy has an open invitation for a job like that's a brilliantly written, very funny. So whoever that guy is, I don't know what he's doing in his life, but like if he wants to work here, I'll talk to him. I won't guarantee it, but I will talk that that's genius. It's so funny, especially to get that involved in that job. Well, that's the whole point, Rico. Okay. All right. I'm following him now. So we'll see what he says when he hears this. What do you mean to get dog? That's the whole point. Like, that, that, yeah, the way he wrote it to the fuck. Yeah, I get it. To Dockage because he knows Dockage is a nut. Yeah, it's all. It's the same. I know. Yeah, right. Yeah. One of his retweets is makes you. Who is this guy? What's his name? Krista plant. Krista plant. This guy, Krista plant is going to be like, what the hell? Da plant like D. D. A. Plant. Oh, Krista plant. I like this guy. He's funny. Oh, man. Yeah, he got Dockage involved. He got Dockage ready to go. That's just weaponizing Dockage. He always sees Sage steel as well. This pinch weed is pretty funny. Yeah. Oh, with Nate Oates. Yeah. He's like Nate Oates. What's it say? Nothing. Let me see this fucking guy. Yeah. Krista plant. Yeah. Who is this clown? It's pin treat is me. You better not transfer centuries of pain and suffering into my soul via single glance. And then it's just Nate Oates. And he's just staring weirdly into the camera. Oh, Chris. Krista plant. Oh, man. He just looked at the camera. What do you want him to do? Okay. Bama took a loss Friday night. Yeah. What happened? Eleven deep. Yeah, I know. We didn't hit threes in the first half. I got Max and fucking Jack texting me. Yeah. I mean, this guy's funny. Yeah. Standing back and standing by hashtag. Stop the steel. Utter woke. S.E.A. S.E.A. And the so Rico Bosco. Yeah, that's what's pretty good. Hashtag is. So how's that? How are you feeling? We got a big one tonight. We got Illinois tonight in Birmingham tonight. Now that I have my favorite, they'll be fine tonight. They go eleven deep. Yeah, that deep Rico might not love. Dave, our texts with MB last week or yesterday about planning for the final four. I was thinking about that. Yeah. Well, I was. I've been thinking more. I was like, do we even have to be there? Like, but and I thought about the bet. Yeah, I know. It's what was the plan convoluted. Well, well, it's not on you. It's it's in a non gambling state. Yeah. So Texas is a non gambling state. So we were planning out the final four. Our plan is we don't we don't have to go there for five days like we usually do. So the plan is we're going to go Friday, do a live rundown. The three of us, a big three Saturday, we'll do a show before the final four and then. Leave. okay so and monday we're gonna do uh the championship game watch party at at draft king sportsbook in wrigleyville okay so what happens if alabama's in the championship game i we should have put these stipulations in the bet i mean you can't bet i mean what are we gonna do not bet no you're right i don't know yeah i would like to be there for the victory party right hug him on the court right i mean if they're in it he can stay yeah i don't yeah but he but i i don't think but i think him saying is like it's half him staying it's half it's half for him and but it's also half him he wants to win it in our face yeah he's gonna be there yeah i don't know what to do i mean the only way to do it would be to somehow it seems unrealistic i don't know what the closest state whether you can get to like louisiana put the bets in go back i don't know it's crazy that not just everywhere you should be able to bet i'm struggling with it here in florida what about i get to go to the parade since i won't be there when they're cutting down the nets yeah you can go to the parade all right how far is san antonio let me look at a map no it's far fuck yeah i mean it sucks if this was a final four in indianapolis if this was a final four in louisiana if this was a final four in arizona we would we would stay but like you can't you're not going to stay for the game saturday i might stay for the game saturday i might also just get on a plane and go home okay i'm not going to stay for the game saturday i might also just get on a plane and go home okay i'm not going to stay for the game saturday i might also just get on a plane and go home okay i'm not going to stay for the game stay for the game saturday i might also just get on a plane and go home okay i haven't decided but it's just like what like and also that monday like it's basically staying in san antonio for two extra days no i agree with that i don't not be able to get out of there sunday first thing in the morning yeah this wouldn't even be an option if we were in a state we'd stay but it's it's hard to do a show and talk about betting the game when we can't bet the game you have to have bet it yeah right and you don't you can't have bet it because it's not we're going to get san antonio on friday right and well the line after sunday would be out on monday right but you then you can't bet we won't be in a state that you can bet you can no the the final four is decided sunday of elite eight sunday then their lines would be out monday you have a couple of days you can bet the first two yeah like i'm gonna bet it before i go to texas but then you can't re-bet the monday night game in texas yeah and i agree the stream would be electric i mean it would be great to be there to cut down the nets but i mean this isn't even going to be a issue because he's gonna have to bus that would be 40 i didn't realize that was so 40 hours to maybe spend yeah no you did because 40 hours was said we said no i know i know that but to spend 40 hours in san antonio is a little crazy too yeah i you could stay on sunday yeah i mean i'm getting there thursday night you could stay on sunday to do your like you know your your brunches with all the coaches yeah you just got to be at the stream on monday yeah yeah so you could be there for more than 40 hours it is sucks that's not gambling state it really does sucks and there's nothing close right no next year is indie yeah so we'll be fine this won't be an issue next year is easter sunday oh really yep uh okay hey pick'em listeners we're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners hey kirk curb street here during the college football season my golden retriever peter and i are constantly on the road yep peter knows ball when you travel this much you want the gold standard that's why peter and i partnered with hertz they've got a brand new fleet of rental cars a great app and the best loyalty perks in the biz so if you're traveling to cheer on your favorite college team

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  1. Stella Blue Coffee introduces new canned lattes with 100% Colombian coffee and a protein boost, available in Espresso Cafe Mocha and Espresso Sweet Cream.
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  3. The brand is named after a rescue dog, Stella, and the campaign includes a real-time adoption tracker for transparency and engagement.
  4. The podcast features a blend of sports betting analysis, including picks for college football games like Kansas vs. Colorado and Notre Dame vs. Army.
  5. Hosts discuss controversial playoff bracket decisions, the chaos in the Big 12, and the impact of scheduling and tiebreakers on conference standings.
  6. A notable moment involves a real-time bet misstep on a San Jose State game, leading to a humorous and tense conversation about poor game understanding and eye contact issues.
  7. The team highlights a viral social media incident where Indiana fans mocked a political clip, leading to a humorous "weaponization" of a sports analyst.
  8. The episode concludes with a discussion on travel logistics for college football fans, emphasizing challenges in betting due to non-gambling states and the lack of in-person game attendance.

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Stella Blue Coffee launches new canned lattes crafted with 100% Colombian coffee and a protein boost, available in Espresso Cafe Mocha and Espresso Sweet Cream. The brand, named after its rescue dog Stella, emphasizes giving back by supporting animal rescue organizations with every purchase. The campaign includes a real-time adoption tracker, allowing consumers to see the impact of their purchases.

In parallel, the podcast features deep dives into college football betting, with hosts analyzing key matchups like Kansas vs. Colorado and Notre Dame vs. Army.

They discuss strategic considerations, such as conference standings and scheduling chaos, while also highlighting a notable betting error involving a San Jose State game that leads to a humorous exchange about poor game comprehension. A viral social media moment involving Indiana fans and a political clip sparks a comedic discussion on online activism and sports commentary. The episode concludes with a practical conversation on travel and betting logistics, noting that fans in non-gambling states face challenges in placing bets due to location restrictions, and the team explores alternatives like attending parades or watching streams.

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