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2023 CFB Pick Em Week 13

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2023 CFB Pick Em Week 13

The podcast episode blends sports betting drama, product promotions, and personal reflections. It features a promotional segment for Rougiette Ready, a fast-acting ED treatment, and Bombas’ new fall footwear with a social impact initiative. The central focus is a heated debate between hosts Dave and Rico over a failed basketball bet on Utah, where Rico is accused of refusing to root for Dave despite mutual friendship. This leads to deeper personal tensions, with Rico defending his lack of support as rooted in a perceived rivalry, not friendship. The discussion expands to broader themes of loyalty, integrity, and personal growth in gambling. The episode then shifts to college football, highlighting the anticipated Michigan vs. Ohio State rivalry as the most significant game in the show’s history. Hosts analyze team dynamics, injuries, and coaching decisions, including Dan Harbaugh’s potential departure, which adds emotional weight to the matchup. The segment ends with a celebration of community, gratitude for listeners, and a nod to the show’s tradition of blending humor, loyalty, and sports passion. A special Black Friday sale is announced for the Barstool Sports Store, reinforcing the show’s connection with its audience. The episode balances personal conflict with high-stakes sports analysis, ending on a reflective and heartfelt note.

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Head over to Bombas.com/audio and use code audio for 20% off your first purchase. That's b-o-m-b-a-s dot com slash audio, code audio at checkout. Barstool pick 'em. We are back. It is week 13, the last week of the regular season. And we're going to find out what happens here. This is feast week. This is rivalry week. I'm so excited. We will be in Ann Arbor for the game. Get excited for that, Dave. I'll start with you how we feeling. About, you mean like Michigan or like everything? Everything. I've been tilting. I've been tilting so I've had, I was really hot. I think I won 14 to 15, leading into that Bengals injury game and now I've lost it all back and then more because I've increased bets. I, the Bengals gained killing and then I was doing so bad yesterday. I bet on Utah, college, hooping for the St. John's. That was an anti-St. John's bet because I had watched them and I don't think they're good. I hadn't seen anything or Utah. Utah is so bad, so bad, so bad, so slow, so white, so bad. It was the worst bet. Like they were down 10, they were minus five. They went up to, but like I was watching the game. This fool's gold. They stink. They stink. So, yeah, and then the Broncos late loser, Celtics loser. The only thing I should do is bet a hundred grand. I'm Mr. Ice every night. It's, I called it my savings bond yesterday. I just put the money away and it's like I know that I'll just compound interest. I don't even know if that's how Steven bonds work, but it is the most him and Che. Che is one 11 in a row. I haven't been on Che. The two guys, they just, all my bets lose and then those guys keep me afloat. That makes me sad that Che. Che, I can't like it's, it's, his ship moves so fast. I never know. So, yeah. It's, I was on Utah with you because I was, I saw you tweeted. I was like, I'm fucking hopping in this hole. It was, they were never, never close to covering that big man they have. Well, people, oh, you scored 30 points last game. No, 35. He's the worst player I've ever seen. He, he thinks he's Elijah one with the shot selection that he has. He'll take like sky hooks from like the top of the key. They're not even close. They're not even. I don't know if this guy had one good game. He was shooting shots that the best centers in the history of the game couldn't hit. Like back to the basket, 15 feet out turn arounds and you take it and like they weren't even close. He'd air ball by two feet. And it, it, that was one of the worst things I've ever watched. Feast week. It's Feast week. It's Feast week. I would know who that guy is. Rico, this big guy in Utah. I don't, I don't. Seven feet tall. He, he did his name now. The moves he was doing. You couldn't hit on an empty gym. It was surreal. The shot selection he was taking. I was so close to that TD Parlay, which would have just set me up for Feast week. Brandon Carlson. Brandon Carlson. Thank you, Dave, for, for rooting, rooting for me. Thank you, Elio. It's good to know everyone's rooting for you when you got a play like that going. And I saw the Parlay. I have him on my fantasy team. I feel like he's scored like four straight weeks. I know. And he was your easiest guy plus one 10. And if the Broncos don't get they, we basically had the chance. It was third and one. They did a Russell Wilson sneak got it, called it off sides. Like that was it. They would have been, they would have been first and goal at like the eight and they would have run at least twice to him. Yeah. And I was brutal. Um, I said 22 and eight last night, Dave, that guy. Rico, he, he shoots the ball every single time. Yeah. I was driving 90% of his points were like broken play, like put back balls kicked. He just picks up a ducks. He's horrible. Uh, um, yeah, I was, I was, I was, that was a tough game. But I do appreciate, yeah, uh, the TD Parlay, Dave, you rooting for me. And we, we, we, we, like when you're close on a parlay, you'll send it to me and I'll be fucking dialed in. Um, it's good to know you have friends, unlike some people in the room who I, it's insane to root against a friend to win a hundred grand on a $2,000 bet. Insane. Some may say it's not a friend. I think it's a hell of a spin zone to say that somebody has nothing to do with its impact on it, but I never said that. I never said that you had an impact on it. I, you could actually see the tweet where I said, Rico had no impact on this bet whatsoever. It's just, Dave, I don't know if you saw the clip. He was asked if he's rooting for Javante Williams. He couldn't bring himself to say that he wanted me to win that bet. I just saw you blame it on Hank early. Well, yeah, that was Hank did fuck us at the beginning, but we, we, we, that was, that was that one possession. The TV's changed. He was looking for the Celtics game and the TV's changed when they're in the red zone. But yeah, Rico can't, he can't bring himself to even say just even lie and just be like, yeah, I want them to win because he, I was a little, I was a little thrown off by the question, dude, he's like, what do you, I was like, oh, I have a job. So I didn't, you know, what's, yeah, I said, I was rooting against it. You're such a liar. It's insane. And I lost so much money. Wait, so you didn't know big head had that bet going? I was throwing, I just thrown off by the question. I was asked the question. Yeah, what was the question? If I was rooting for it, rooting for my bet. What was, what threw you off about that question? I think the clock's going back. So hey, you're just not a writer anymore, huh? No, that's, see, Dave, that's the interesting thing like with the gambling etiquette. And yeah, over a year, I want to hear the goals. It's like a little bit of like a laffy laughy, which, again, like, hey, it was right though. Hey, it was right. Like, good luck. Hank was right. I hate one. I just didn't expect to see Hank read and read and Rico, the ride act being the, the inquisitor, the inquisitor there, like the FBI. Well, no, I was just curious. I, I, I, all these, all these fake writers, these new age writers, the people that have been around for like a, a day, maybe one presidency, two presences that are at my ass. This happens on the show. And most of the time, I don't really, my ears don't perk up. Dave's done it a lot where Rico says something and Dave kind of feels out and is like, I can tell by the way you're saying it, the opposite thing is going to happen. My ears don't usually perk up. I usually listen to this show, go about my business. Don't really let your guys' opinions affect my picks because I know that's a dangerous game to play. When Rico is talking about the Kansas Kansas State game, my ears perked up and I was like, I don't, I think he's just doing this is a heart bet. It's not a game of the year because of stats. It's just he wants Kansas State to win. Then I still wasn't going to pick them as my, my mortal lock. Me and Jack McCarthy have been on the same on opposite side for mortals four times. I'm own four. I was going to take Washington. He picked Oregon State. So the second he picked Oregon State, I was like, I can't, I can't do this again. And so Kansas just opened itself up to me. It wasn't personal. No, it was the right. I was never, I was never covering. Yeah, no, I can't just set an unbelievable game plan. And the kid that I factored in to be get his ass kicked, Ballard played unbelievable. So start to finish way better bet. I'm not even talking about that. I was talking more about Rico being like he wasn't aware of Dan's big bet. And then Hank, you, you continuing with a line of questioning being like Rico, you weren't aware of it because that seems like a line of questions. I would usually go down, not Hank, a rider. It doesn't seem like that that general should be, you know, reading the ride actor or or reading the Miranda rights to the capitan. So that was what is a little surprise. Hank, just just trying to hold him accountable. You know, we're trying to try to all ride it together. Right. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Hank holds Rico accountable. It was the easiest thing in the world. for Rico just to say, "Yeah, I want him to win this bet." And he literally is such a selfish prick. He couldn't bring himself to do that. It's insane. It's actually insane. And again, I don't, I don't think Rico cost me the bet. Hank, I don't think he cost me the bet. I obviously was upset because the TV changed when we were in red zone. - It didn't. - The guy popped up. - The guy popped up and it got small like when we were running red zone. But I lost so much money on Kansas State Dave and then to have Rico not even be able to say, "Yeah, I hope he wins $100,000 on a $2,000 bet." It just shows that he is the most selfish person we have in par-store. - I never really asked you to bet Kansas State though. I mean, it's a competition we're trying to give out the bet. - This is it. - That's what you're gonna go with? - Why were you like, "You said game of the year." I fucking ride with you game of the year. You are incapable of doing the same exact thing for someone else. That's been a running course for your entire career. You want everyone to ride and then you don't, you're not able to like even say, "Hey, I hope he wins." You could have lied. That's the craziest point. - It is because you win would have led to a Jerry win. - Yeah, yeah. - You can't have a Jerry win, sir. - I hope you win, Dan, but Jerry loses. - Yeah, at least I would have been honest. - Actually, I don't know. - Why would you stay in it? - I was gonna wipe his loaned clean. - Got it. So yeah, yeah, that is the root of the problem. Rico did not want to see Jerry win. - Should just said that, Rico. I hope you win, Dan, but I hope your partner loses. - I don't know that Rico was even wanting me to win though. I think Rico doesn't like me either, which is fine. I'm happy I know that now. But I think even if Jerry wasn't part of it, I think he would have rooted in it. - Yeah, I don't know, because I gotta be lying. I got that old lab. He's just crawling and he's rubbing up against my leg and I'm getting a pest now, so it's like, you know. - I think the story that everyone is kind of distracting Dave and you should be a little mad in terms of this weekend. We might have the biggest regular season game with the fucking year. - This is pathetic. - We are the, you can even answer the question. Rico, were you rooting for me to win if Jerry wasn't involved? - No, he can't. - Why, wait, I don't get this. - I'm opening, Dave. This is so crazy that he literally can't root. For what I thought was my friend, like, Dave, when you sent me a parlay, - Yeah, I would have been. - Yes, obviously I was, obviously. - How to take that long to just answer that? I guess I guess, I guess, I guess we're not friends. That's fine. Dave, when you have a big parlay, I root my balls off for you. 'Cause it's, why wouldn't you want your friend to win a big parlay if you don't have 100 grand insane? - Insane, and if you don't have a, obviously if you have a direct bet against it that was pre-existing, I would never expect you just to be like, oh, fuck my bet, I'll root for yours. But he has no dog in the fight and he couldn't bring himself to say, yeah, I hope you win. 'Cause he's that selfish, it's crazy. - Okay, yeah. - I don't know, it seems like a little bit of a stretch, but how, what am I stretching? - I think I'm in a lose-lose, so you're right. - How? - What lose-lose? - Where, what's the lose-lose? When someone says, are you rooting, Duke said, are you rooting for him to win the bet? How, how is saying yes, a lose-lose? - Well, because it's not, it's not. - Well, no, I mean, we've already discussed it. You, you winning would mean Jerry winning. So that part, so that's a lose, I guess, but then what about me winning? That would be a win, right? - Correct. - So I think, I don't understand why the answer wasn't automatic if it was just me. What have you been rooting to me? That seems like it should be an automatic, yes. I understand the rivalry or whatever's going on with the old dog and the new dog, I get that. So I see that, but I understand the root of this is Jerry versus Rico, it's not me, but like, just asking him now, if it was just me, and he couldn't even answer that. - Yeah, that was, I think that he doesn't really, he's got an issue with me, which is fine. But I'm happy I know that. - You're like really stretching, and well, that's, yeah, no, I don't have an issue, it is what it is. - Rico answered. - Rico, I guess, but. - Rico, if it was just my bet, would you have been rooting for me to win $100,000 or $2,000 bet? - Yeah, that would have been great. - Oh, see, that was nice. - I mean, I appreciate it. - For the first time in a long time, and I guess I'm not in Chicago, or heaven, I'm not even sure I understand everything at it going on right now and play right now. - With Rico and Jerry, I don't fully understand it either, Dave. - Well, I think there's maybe something gone between you two that I don't know about. - Hey, pick 'em listeners, we're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners. - Football season is finally upon us, which means it's game on with Ryobi, with over 400 core of the solutions, including speakers, fans, and lights for the tailgate, leaf blowers, and string trimmers for yard maintenance, stick vacuums, and spot cleaners for cleaning up after the party, and drills, sols, and more for your DIY projects. 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But, you know what? - The new dog made bite a little bit too. - He could. I could be Joe Biden. Every dog I get bites. I could be in that situation. - It's tough to watch that unfold, and then it's like, I had really nothing to do with it, and then you're at the root of the blame being four states away is like-- - I didn't blame you for the bet losing. I literally didn't blame you for the bet losing. I said it was not-- - It was a lot of unemployment. - I said it was not your fault that it lost. You did not affect the bet whatsoever. I thought just rooting for me would have been normal, but it wasn't. But if you're telling me that it's only the new dog that's a problem, not the owner, I can live with that. - Yeah, I think there was a bowl of food, and yeah, we got into a little squabble, and then that kind of sent everything off. So yeah. - Okay, so I got a, the new dog should not be involved in bets publicly so that the old dog-- - That's another, that is another stretch of information. Do whatever you want. But I know that I don't win or lose anyone else's bets. - I know, I never said you did. How many times are gonna say it? I do not think you affected the bet. - All right. - I literally just thought we were friends. And when you're like, I'm not rooting for it. I was like, okay, that's not-- - Are you wearing that hat on purpose, Rico? - No, I just like this hat, to be honest. - What is it? - It's a dog. - Yeah. - It's like a lab, it looks like a chocolate lab. Rico, I lost so much on case date. - You could've rode Hank, you had two dogs in the fight on that one. - Did I, why? - I don't even know for the purpose of this show. It can't stay to lose it for me or winner because I know I thought, what? - Well, I thought of the quarterback played that Kansas would cover. - Yeah, so you're in a tough spot, Dave, because pre-game, Jason being warmed up. So the rumor was-- - Oh, he didn't take-- - Can I play? - No he didn't. - Dave, he didn't take one snap, it was like a decoy the whole way. So-- - Oh wow. - Then I guess-- - You really should have, you should have re-declared before game time and the line moved back from 10 to seven. - So you really should have reclarified right before kick? - Well, when I thought I saw his playing and I thought the line moved from 10 to seven, so I assumed he played. I didn't see a play. - Everybody thought he was. It was a decoy, it was Booby Miles. - Got it. - It's cold ballad played. - Got it. - Wow. So they scored that in my points with the third set. - They dominated the clock in the first half. They ran a wildcat, the kid Neil, they couldn't tackle him. - He got him. - He got him. - Interesting. - It was a tough one. I'd still ride with you Rico. - Appreciate it. - I'm not mad at you that I lost on Kansas State. I'm a big boy. I felt the game of the year energy. - Needed it. - I felt good about Georgia too. - Fucking should have made that one in, but it is what it is. - You also got, you got a shout out from PFT, Rico, for the game of the year. - Yeah, of course, confused Corso. - Yeah. - Which is funny. - How did he, how did he know was your game of the year? - I congratulated him on going on the show. I said, hey, hope for a shout out. I mean, that goes a long way. - What do you ask for a shout out? - I said, hope you pick Kansas State. Hope for a game of the year, shout out. - How many times did you congratulate him? - Well, he didn't answer the first one, so I said, still congrats. So, yeah, I said too. - And when you saw him in person, did you ask for a shout out? - No. It's good to see you're talking to those birdies, Jack, instead of moving them. I heard you cornered him in the hallway. - There's a rumor going around, Dave, that Rico was like, you have to say my name when you go on this. - Dave, let's, Dave, impartial judge and the head of this company who stops a victim of rumors yourself. When was it announced he was doing it? - I'm not a Thursday. - Thursday. - Thursday. - Okay. On my own dime, I flew out there Thursday and then cornered him in the market and no one saw me in the office. - Well, they did. - While I came back to do "Pick Central" Thursday and Friday, let's cut that one off. - You cornered him in Chicago, they're saying it's the only place he was. - Isn't that place wired? - But Rico was saying he couldn't have cornered him because when he was in Chicago, it wasn't known that he was doing it. - Right. - I got your back. - Listen, I have no idea what's, like I was just told that you asked for a shout out. - What is your game here, Jack? - I was just told that there was, it was brought up multiple times to PFT that it was this game of the year. - But who, who you get ear info from? - My info was coming straight from the source. - You got to remember the table. - Dave, the tight, him and Maxi, big at the tables. They all thick as the, well, that's a direct like. - Did you ask for a shout out or no? - Yeah. - Okay, then we're good. - It goes a long way. - I know it's just a big moment for PFT and then you to instantly make it about yourself is right on brand, you know. - I don't know what's good for Bosco is good for the brand. - Right, fair point. - The old dog just wanted a belly rub. - I mean, you get your name mentioned on national TV. That's something you could-- - That's huge. - Yeah. - That's huge. - You hang that, I frame that picture and hung it on the fridge with the captions printed out from the TV. - But the game lost. - That's another spin zone. They picked straight up on that show. So technically at one. - But the game of the year lost. - Right, but I get, he got a winner with Kansas State. - Got it. - Good point. - That's the fact. - Got it. - Got it. - Dave, you've been nothing but, you should think about running for judge. I know like they float that, president shit. You are. - Straight now. - I'll be honest. I never trusted the process when they'd say, "Hey, Dave's fair, it has wrong true more than ever." - I've told you that from day one. - Right. If you go in and you're trying to, if you go into the judge and you're trying to beat a murder rap and you've got things like, and you're trying to squeeze your way out of it, it's not gonna work well. The judge's gonna be like, "When you go in straight as an arrow for a pocket ticket "and you have clear alibis, "it's a lot easier to get the judge to dismiss the case." - No. - Yeah, very. - I'm learning that. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm sorry, it took me 10 years. But I look you in the eyes, I say I'm, "That's true." - I appreciate that. - It's huge. - That's huge. - And in the spirit of, you know, big thanks to, go big, I mean, it's 30 minutes in, go big, blue. We got a big fucking game this week. - Biggest, like, can we get into the, maybe the biggest game in college football history? - Biggest game, biggest college football. - On this show. - Biggest college football game since we've been doing a bar stool mode out. - Regular season? Yes. - I would say period. - Playoff? - Where? Which one? - This Michigan, Ohio State game with everything surrounding it. - Yes. - Is the, oh, history of the show forever. - Since, obviously the Patriots had what I would say, similar type things because of everything they went through. But when you find this game, the rivalry, the records, what's on the line, the controversy, it's the biggest game we've had since doing this show, since bar stool, college football, for us, without a doubt. - All right, let's talk some college football. Obviously, the playoff picture gets a little murky now that Jordan Travis broke his leg. Rico, what are your thoughts on what the committee's thinking or where it's gonna go land? - I was talking to Travis, he's saying that this basically gives him a freebie, even if Florida State wins out. They can make a case of completely fucking him because it's the old NCAA tournament committee shit, which I hate. - Wait, are they judging for the boys? - Yeah. They have an excuse now. Like, nobody wants to see Florida State in the playoff. They're obviously a different team without him, which I always say, it's like when they gave Kenyan Martin a two-seed with Cincinnati, 'cause he got hurt. It's like, well, judge him on what they did. If they go on the feeder, I think they're in, but I do see the scapegoat. I don't think they'll beat Louisville. I also think they could lose to Florida this weekend. - People told me this backup guy's played before and it's pretty good. - Yeah, and it's kind of like Cardell Jones. Cardell Jones comes in, kicks the shit out of Wisconsin, the big tension championship game. And so if he goes in, beats Florida soundly, beats Louisville soundly, you can't keep them out just because he's the backup. - Yeah. - Cardell Jones, they win him one of the national titles. - I think the kid-- - Okay, it's not my idea. Show him's floating it. So I just was like-- - I think the kid is playing a fan. - He's a fan of fan. - Yeah. - I think the kid is played before I agree. You can't penalize him. Devastating loss, just devastating. Horrible, brutal injury. Damn, I didn't even see his watch something else. I saw it brutal. But if they're undefeated, they still gotta go. - Yeah, right. - Yeah. - Rest they'll play off, yeah, I mean. - I don't know, the more and more I look at it, I keep talking myself into all Bama, like three weeks ago. Like Bama's gonna get in and the committee's talking already. Bama's getting in over Texas. I really think when the sun sets, George is gonna be hanging that SEC banner. So it might not matter. - Yeah, that's what the committee's rooting for. They're rooting for Georgia to win the SEC championship game. And then they don't even have to worry about this. - It's not, it's a non-issue. - Is Mert's out for Florida? - Yes. - That's what I saw, yes. - Yes. - They actually hung in that game against Mizzou though. - Yeah, yeah. - Like they lost on the last second field goal. - Yeah, I hit the over and that. It was slow and then went haywire in the third quarter and hit the over. Mert's like ran over two guys. Then three. - No, he was out for the whole game. - What? - He's in street close. - No, he played. - He was watching the game. - For the second half? - Yeah, he ran through, like he got sandwiched on tackle. It was amazing. He ran over two guys, got it first down, flexed, ran one more play and then he had to go to the sideline. - And then he heard his collarbone. - No, he heard it on that play. - And he jumped forward. - Mert went 14 of 21, 183, two TDs in a pick. I didn't watch a second of the game. - The play he got heard on is amazing. - Oh, so in the fourth quarter, he was in street close. So I was like, what's going on? - No, he got into him fast. - He ran over two guys. Like he was third down. Two guys on Missouri came up to tackle him. He ran them both over and may have been that they hit him at the same time and like kept him up. He got drilled, but it looked like he just hurled Campbell, ran them over, celebrated, flexed, stayed in the lineup. And then the next play, I think he just tried to hand it off, but he was broken. - On the score app, it's grammar. It's collarbone fracture out for a year. - Yeah, he got watched the play on the play. - I'm watching it. He just completely trucked him. - Yes, but he got trucked. He may have actually got sandwiched, so he stood up. But that's the, he stayed in for one play after that. But that was the end of it. - Yeah, they, so Florida might have won that game if they've Grand Mercer stayed in it. - Yeah, he was cruising. - Yeah, so that will be, that will be tough for Florida going up against Florida State without Grand Mercer. - Yeah, that's what it's asking. Back up, they didn't look the same. They didn't move it up and down. They're rung of all like, crazy on Missouri. - Yeah. - There was just explosive play after explosive play. - Yeah. - Because I had the over as well. And I was like, yeah, I was watching. - Yeah, I was watching. - Yeah, I was watching, it was just boom, boom, boom, boom, up and down and then that really was the change of the game when Mark's got hurt. - Hey, Pick 'em listeners. We're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners. - Feel lucky, you should be. 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You know what I mean? - I feel like the back end of the top 10, always are teams like that. You feel like would lose by 40 to like the top. - Yeah, you get later in the season, you get like an Ole Miss going to Georgia and losing by 100. - Yeah, you may have like, oh shit. - Sometimes you'll end up with a team on a heater like in Alabama where it's like, you wanna see them in there or something, but it's generally the part of the top 10 is pretty weak. - Yeah, the AP, the AP right now is text, well, text is obviously a playoff, but nine Louisville, Missouri, State Penn, and Mississippi are nine through 12. And then you got Oklahoma, LSU, and Oregon State, and Arizona behind them. So it's like. [BLANK_AUDIO] Team I would love to see a 12 team playoff. They've been playing great ball. Yeah, that's that's something they they have been I mean They kicked the shit I'm sorry to to degree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean enjoy it pretty tough. Yeah, they did they did and then Heisman what do you guys think I put a few John Jane Daniels? I think it might be bow. You think so it's like even right now right he Balls out. Yeah, I mean Jane Daniels. I better met plus five 50. He's down to plus 110 and it was all it's next plus 120 plus 120. Yeah, I mean, I think I think his next is to lose because he's got the bigger games Yeah, well more so he's got two games instead of what but they're also like bigger games Well, I shouldn't say that because he only he might have won if he loses the Oregon State But that's a moot point because if he loses he's out of the race anyway right but Oregon states a big game and then and Washington, yeah, I'm trying to thread a needle here where I have the Oregon future and I have a Jaden Daniels Heisman that Every time people throw away Washington, it's like Washington figures out a way to win. Yes, no that game they're deep like like all of a sudden was like good I watch that entire game and the whole time I was like Oregon State feels like they should be winning, but Washington just doesn't they have a little bit of TCU in them like last year where People doubt him, but all they do is keep winning. Yeah, and it's like in Michael Pentax is incredible He throws fucking darts and yeah, I I agree with you like there is definitely part of me like I don't say more gongos and then just No, no, no absolutely not. I think it'll be a war. I think it'll be similar like a three-point game That's what I need though. I need bonix to somehow win these next two games by like one point and like look bad doing it So I know Washington's at home, but that apple cup always gets fucking bonkers I could see Wazoo spoiling the party this week Yeah, they buried Dion on Friday night They can cam board is a good player. It's just they you know, they haven't played great all year So but that apple cup is banana. Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's get some games By the way, barstool store the this episode of pick them barstool store When you're listening to it later on this week. We're gonna do our black Friday sale 20% off the entire store What we're doing this year is there's a goal once we hit the goal everything over the goal Dave is gonna give it to all the producers so all the behind the scenes guys to do great work here They will get a split of the pot so I think if we get like a million over goal Which is I think doable if people step up. It's like can be I don't know 10 to 20 grand a person so it's significant Yeah, yeah, so it'll be big and we're we're gonna do what we're gonna do our cyber Monday telephone We're gonna do something out here to leading into the telephone where we do like a live stream with all the producers playing basketball So it should be great. All right, let's get to the games records We're all over 50% that's a good news Dave your 53% Rico your 50.7. I am 50.1 hang on for dear life And Bob Diacos standings mortel locks soupies in first seven and fourths. I'm at seven and five by the way I actually know what I'm gonna be the bigger man. I'm gonna say right now if I win the Bob Diacos Trophy this year. I'm vacating my tie to my own title because that Auburn pick was the worst Deloque in the history of mortal locks So I will vacate the title if I do win it will just be like no winner that year because I should feel tremendous shame For that pick they lost by 21 as a 24 point favorite in a fucking buy game They paid him 1.8 million dollars to come to Auburn and Auburn lost outright by 21 That is the worst mortal lock pick you could ever give I am hereby if I do somehow beat soupy out. I will vacate my own title Toledo was close Toledo was close but Rico like that's I deserve all the shame and all the ridicule in fairness That was I think a 38 point difference. Maybe I got to look at that final I think they lost by 10 They might have lost by 20, but it was 28 points. So that's a 48 point difference Mine was mine was a 45. No. Yeah mine was 45. We'll have to look that up that score I didn't think Diego Pavia was gonna play he's electric. I mean that was The worst pick of all time. Literally. I don't think the only pick that comes to mind that I had worse was The game that you got kicked out of Dave the Rams Patriot Super Bowl and I had the overall. Oh, yeah, it was like 55 and it was what like ten six final 13 3 13 3 those those are humbling when you have those when you put a little extra cash on a bet And you're like there wasn't even a second that I was like close to even me in that game Listen, it doesn't have the same math But the amount that I put on the Utah running youths it it I they had no chance not zero and I put like 120 on Yeah, it's I know you law it's so hilarious that it's a something I can't do and like the whole world is worried about the FL you have you taught St. John. I said St. John's like Michigan Pumbled them then Michigan lost to like Long Beach State St. John's had lost a Dayton St. John's the old four versus spread. I didn't think they're good I was like Utah was three and one if you do is even and they're usually decent Utah this team I Horrible it's Feast week Dave. I know I just checked myself. I'm I'm Oh into already today. It's fucking 11 a.m. On Monday. I'm gonna be oh and - God damn it. All right games We got four of them Oregon stated Oregon The line right now we're taking this Monday morning so Just be aware when these clips go out we're taking it very early in the week because it's Chris there Thanksgiving week Oregon Oregon State that is on Friday night. I believe on black Friday Gonna be a great game Oregon is minus 14 over under 62 and a half recall I'll start with you Yeah, so obviously Oregon State they get their chances ruined well If they beat Oregon are they in? No, probably not. No, I think it's if they beat Oregon. I believe it might be I'll look right now. I think Arizona might be somewhere around there Arizona's been so fun. Good. They've been just money in the bank. They have been insane I'm gonna look keep going with your thoughts No, so Oregon states five and three in the conference. So it's impossible. Yeah, it would be Arizona. I think it would be Oregon state needed to win out. Yeah So Yeah, whatever so Oregon State's party is now ruined they announced I shot the big the pack 12, but this game means a lot I actually think Oregon State has done a good job of stifling some defenses to a degree like Washington has penics They scored what fucking 22 points that was also weather. That was that was a sloppy game Yeah, I'm gonna go with the with the under to a degree. I think that they can slow down Oregon or disrupt them just a little I don't know if I want to lay the 13. I do think Oregon kind of I think Oregon's gonna win I'm gonna go with the under just because I think Oregon State can muck it up just a little here and get them all to a slow start Control the clock. I'm gonna go under the 62 Dave to many points for me for rivalry game obviously devastating loss for Oregon State last week But I this is plenty to play for just a spoil their season Oregon's playing great. All right. Nobody's good as good as I don't care when in 50 every game I don't know part of me thinks I should do first half they keep it close, but I don't want to fuck around with that I'm just it meaning they could keep it close and then get like Or I'm gonna pull away late third fourth. I'm gonna keep it some I'm just gonna take the points. It's a rivalry game Oregon State's good. I'm gonna take Oregon State and the points for bounce back In a tight title. I am as well. I just think that the fact that it's you know the last pack 12 game ever for Oregon State in state rival These guys may never play again, which is a absolute shame Crazy. Yeah, it sucks. So I'm gonna take the points as well. I'll take plus 14. All right. Next game FSU at Florida. So backup pull This line. I think it was six and a half. Let me get the updated line right now It is Six and a half. So Florida's a six and a half point dog over under 51 and a half. Dave. I'll start with you I think Florida keeps us close can win it. Obviously the backup. I think it probably would have been close with Travis to be honest We'll see what Florida State's made of lots of times you can rally around something like this You know they had that picture of the entire Florida State like team basically at the hospital So they're tightrope and I do think they're gonna rally but I think Florida is playing okay I think it's a tight game that Florida State figures out a way to win, but I'll take the points Yeah, I'm gonna go with Florida as well Just rivalry week everything that's at line also Florida State I think they're back up as decent, but the pressure they have to feel right now Knowing that they don't have like Jordan Travis was so good and he was able to get them out of things and Win games to not have that in your back pocket when you know that you can't lose a game down the stretch You have everything in front of you. Florida's got nothing to lose. Their season sucked. I'm gonna take Florida as well Rico under just for the sense. I know Dave your stuff to concern me. Like I said, I didn't watch much of Florida. They're running the bowl over the place, but the two backup bowls. I think they played a little conservative. I'm going to go under 51 and a half. Okay. Next game we have Alba and Auburn, Iron Bull, Auburn's plus 15 at home, over under 48 and a half. Dave, I'll start with that. I mean, listen, last game shocking clearly, but sandwich spots, sandwich spots, sandwich spots. I don't set that. I think Alabama still kills them. I'll take you out. You do. Yeah. I'm going to take the over 48 and a half in this game. Um, I don't know, Auburn's offense. Well, I can't say they've been better at home because they just lost to New Mexico state. Uh, but I'll take the over in this game. I tend to lean what you're saying, Dave, that Alabama, like they have just been wasting teams. Yeah. And I don't think all is very good. So it's like, they're rise up. Like I, I, yeah, I'm shocked. They lost, but clearly they were looking ahead to this. Um, I just, there's two big of a difference in the teams, I think. Yeah. Rico, uh, you just kind of hit me with something with the math on this game. This total is 48, 48 and a half. Okay. I'm laying 15. What's Alabama's team total? 30, early in the week. So like 31. Do we estimate? 30. I was, I'll look it up pretty. But that's the, that's the way I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Alabama's team total. Alright, let me find it. Whatever it ends up being. No, we'll find it right now. It seems like a very low total in a game where I'm laying 15. It's probably probably in the 30s, right? Hold on. I'm finding it. I'm finding it over Alabama. Yeah, we don't have one yet. It's too early in the week. All right. So we'll give you whatever it is. Whatever it is, Jack, you could, you put it that way. I'll also, uh, you know what? Give me three of them. Fuck it. Alabama and Alabama first half. Oh, yeah. I like it. Okay. Uh, last game, the big game. We will be there. Everyone please come out. We will be across the street from Ann Arbor from, from the big house. All the big shows, Fox ESPN us. I've been saying as a Michigan man, we should be the only show that people show up to ESPN has been very rude. Pete Famel, um, that fucking pencil with geek, um, whatever that SEC fucking piece of trash, fucking four eyed loser. Um, fine, mom. Yeah. Who won't recognize me. Shut the fuck up. The, the, so I'm taking a Michigan, um, you know, it's a shame we don't have a coach. We're playing with one hand behind our back, but that's how crying Ryan wanted it. He doesn't want a fair fight because he knows he's going to get his ass kicked in a fair fight. It's three and a half, I think now, first time Michigan's been favored in five years in this game, but they haven't beat us since the days of COVID. This last game, the least shocking thing of all time. It's deja vu. It's what they did against Illinois last year. There's just, and I said it. I said on this show, I said on college show, there is no way you can get up and, and football is that sport where if you're not ready, you end up in, in games like Michigan was at with, uh, Maryland, I do think Michigan has essentially shut it down these last two weeks offensively. And people like, oh, JJ, don't forget JJ McCarthy was the highest been favorite like three weeks ago. I think they're going to let him loose just like they did last year. Uh, and, and I think we go in and I beat, we beat Ohio State, uh, again, for the million time in a row. Okay. Oh, Dave, are you a little nervous that Harbott accepting his penalty is maybe a sign that he's going to leave? No, I thought that was magnanimous. Like all the talk about what judge is seeing it, what's happening next when the court case is nobody's talking about the kids, nobody's talking about the players. It's like sister gene. Like let's put the focus on the guys strapping the helmets on. Take that out. And we don't need two weeks of will he be there? Will he not be there? This is about the kids. This is about Blake Corm, this is about JJ McCarthy. This is about all the guys who line up and, and they only have four years there, Dan Harbott coach. You can coach forever. He wants to put experience. He wanted to put the focus back on the game, the field. I thought it was one of the, for the black bear with the most Michigan man thing a Michigan man can do by saying, you know, what? I'm going to take myself out. It's bullshit. We'll just step aside and we'll let the kids have the focus. See, I, I feel like he knows that the NCAA and the big 10 just want him. And he was like, I'll take this. Maybe I'll be able to coach in the big 10 championship game. I'll be able to coach in the playoffs. And then I'll just, I'll, I'll get out of Dodge and you guys can, you know, Michigan can carry on as a program. Listen, he, that, that's a different way of saying what I'm saying. Like he, yeah, no, no, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with what you're saying. I just think it might be bigger. Like he's, he's setting the stage for, it's clear that you guys want your blood. Yeah. So want me more than anything else. I'll leave crying. It's like joy. It's the Jordan, it's the Jordan Belford speech in front of all of his guys. He's going to take the rap so that the whole thing can carry on. Listen, I, maybe it does. And it's sad thing. It's just, it's because Michigan's been the dominant force and crying, Ryan can't beat them. They'll, we, as big as this thing's gotten, you can't forget. It's over like signals. It's, it's crazy. And it's jealousy. And that's what happens in the big dead. That's why I said we should leave the conference. Um, but if, if, there's, maybe Harbors, pardon me, like, oh, you think this is going to get rid of me at one. I'm going to stick around here and beat the piss out of you for the next decade. Or would I be grudging? Maybe it's like, this is crazy. Like what? Like, like, I, I can't deal with these cry babies. And we, you know, with the big 10 again. And I'm going to, let's, am I, everything I say here is the truth. Am I confident going up against Georgia? No. I think that's going to be a very tough game. But let, you know, if he wins the big 10 for the third straight time, beats Ohio for the third straight time goes undefeated. And what? Like 24 straight big 10 championships and crying, Ryan can't compete. And Tom Petiti, who somebody told me he was like, what, where does he come from? MLB? Yeah. That guy's a fucking moron. So, so he, he, he's like the Astro's. He dealt with it. Like he's signals. And for him, it's this big thing. And he's, and, and, and Harboss says, you know what? I, I'm just going to step aside because this is crazy. What we're dealing with babies. He leaves, if he leaves this legacy of just absolutely destroying the program in Ohio, he's got to do what he's got to do. But this is the big game. It all depends on this. He can't, we, he can't leave if we don't win this game. Yeah. I'd agree with that. He's got to win this game. He has to. Uh, it's all the chips. Like, it's the best. This is why we love sports. Everything's in the middle. I asked when this game, I think, and I know, like people say McCarthy, the biggest differential is our quarterback versus theirs. I have confidence in McCarthy. And I think they're going to unleash it. I think my chord stinks. Thanks. So the only counterpoint I'd have is Ohio State does have the best player on the field. That is a fact. With, uh, Harrison. Yes. I'm not as impressed as with him as everybody is dad. You know, dad is that way. Is dad murder somebody? There was a gun. There was, we could go to our, our gun expert. Every ever was done. And then the, yeah, it was moved. It was like his auto body. Yeah. Rico, you've been in these situations before. What, what, what, how do we get out of it? Uh, I was unfamiliar. I do know he had, yeah, I decorated past, uh, depends if he was charging or not. Yeah. And I mean, you know, whatever that is, dad, whatever. Listen, I, Michigan looked really bad against Maryland. They looked really bad against Illinois the year before. I think you're going to come out and see a gas stop ready to roll angry, mean, uh, Michigan. We didn't play with our best receiver. By the way, last week, the guy wearing the free harbors shirt. Yeah. Hey, pick them listeners. We're going to take a quick break for a message from one of our partners. This football season, it's game on with Ryobi, whether you're getting the yard ready for kickoff, clearing leaves before guests arrive or powering your tailgate, Ryobi's 40 volt outdoor lineup has you covered with over 85 products powered by the same 40 volt battery. 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McCarthy has played it great in this game the last two years. So I have the the the McCarthy haters. He had the single most important play of the game last year. They are down seven nothing, I believe. And it was third and long and they had him dead to rights. He scrambled out to his left and hit a guy 30 yards down field. I he is a there's certain guys who are winners. He is a winner. He makes the plays when you need to make plays. It was Kade McNamara two years ago, just a room. Even better. Even better. Even better. I just know people will be like, what the fuck? But James McCarthy was on the roster and I think he threw a pass. Yeah. Well, yeah, he definitely saw our action. Rico, your pick two questions off of this. Dave, is it true that have said this? So I don't know. He's fat. Is there a bulk suspense? They're already talking about a bulk suspension for next year for Harbaugh. Have you heard this? I mean, Ohio State message boards will do whatever they can. This is the most pathetic excuse it. I don't even know how Ohio State wants Harbaugh not to be there. It makes no sense to me because if you were playing at half speed, you're getting a 50% Michigan. If day loses, how does he justify this to the. He's got to be gone. They're like. They're basically. They didn't have their coach. Yeah. So most important person on the field, the head coach. And we don't have ours. We're playing at 50%. Second question. In terms of keeping the locker room together, where are you and Taylor LaWan with this? You get you guys get back together? I tell you, well, that was to make sure all the Michigan guys are alive. We are together. That was a create. We actually talked about that specific type tweet on this show. That's what made me say it's a movie. Did you see the tweet he had? Yeah. I had the most epic gambling weekend ever with Steve will do it. I swear it was a movie. Absolute scenes. It's epic. It was. It literally looked like it was from a cool guy generator. It was ridiculous. No, I didn't have to point out. I mean, we just talked about it. Like I almost thought it was sarcastic at first. It was that over the, it's not just that it's the gambling part of it. Like I had the most gambling weekend ever with Steve will do it who I like. And I like Taylor. No, we're together. Taylor's going to be at the show. It's Michigan and together. But that was a crazy tweet. He's, he's, Taylor's one of those football guys and you have them. They're, they're just like a year or two behind on like everything. And he's just a year or two behind on like using it was a movie. Yeah, they're, they're a little bit basic bitches. Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. We're the most epic gambling weekend ever. It was a movie. Absolute scenes. All right. So Rico, what's your pick? I do think you can get a better number. I feel like this game has moved significantly over the year. There's like I remember locking in or, or when we did it a while back, it was like seven and moved all the way to 10. I do think it's going to move. You can get a lot of action. So I think you'll get a better number. But I'm going Michigan minus the four from everything I've seen in the in the trenches. It matters more. I think Ohio State can get punched in the mouth. We've watched Ohio State play two tough games. One of them against Notre Dame. Notre Dame probably had that game. I don't think Notre Dame's like elite. I think Michigan today's point has been holding it back just a little. It means more the fuck you attitude at home. I very much could see this being decided by a fill goal late because it is a war. But I will lean with the Michigan minus the four. I have a really good feeling about it too. Now Dave, we talked about this last week. Now that it is the line is out and it's minus three and a half and the money lines minus one. Yeah, minus 175. Is there a chance there's a bomb on Michigan money line? No, 175. What would it have to get to? 140. 175 is a like think of that in baseball terms. Yeah. If you see a minus 175, you're basically for a for lack of it or it's like for two bucks, you get one back. It's just you can't. Yeah, you can't you can't do it. You can't win that way. And it is black Friday, black Friday, black Friday. We have deals, deals, deals, deals, deals. Black Friday starts now or soon depending on my posted the entire Barstool store. Go to the Barstool Sports Store. Go. Tonight the Barstool Sports Store, Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Last time it sold out in like fast. Black Friday sales still go. 20% off the entire Barstool Sports Store. Cards. I know there might not be full cards. We'll release them later. I know that I have an out of chance to look through the full cards. Do you have anything Rico? We can do what we're thankful for. Quick. Of tradition. Yeah, let's do it. You go first, man. All right. I'm thankful for you guys. Everyone here in this room. I'm thankful for the listeners. We have the best job in the world. I get to do the coolest fucking things in the world. And I know that it's I don't take it for granted that I am one of the luckiest guys on earth. So I never take that for granted. And I cherish all this every every time we get to do it because I know someday we won't be doing it. And it's nice to be able to do the thing you love like even little things like Dave and I just sitting in the RV on Saturdays, sweating out pets. I even when I'm losing, I'm having a good time. I guess I am not having a time. I was I was yesterday. I was I was so tired to describe how upset I was with myself watching that Utah basketball team. And I had to really watch my mouth. It's only money. I don't. We got our health. We got our friendship. I'm telling you, the big guy thought he was Larry Burke. The shots he was attempting with they. I can get it if they're rimming out or like, Oh, good tough bounce. They weren't even close. The moves he was doing were preposterous. I've never seen a college guy attempt the shots. He was routinely attempting back to the basket. Korean sky hook from like a foot inside the three point line. It was crazy. It always cracks me up that this is a college football show. And that is the crux of this show. But the beginning of this year, you have late September baseball games where you're cursing some guy on the fucking right. It's again. And then the later we get we got feet like it is very much the appetizer, but the I mean the main dish. But man, those sides really. People at the end of like, this guy is good. It's like, no, I he must have scored. They must have played a team that the tallest guy was five eight. So he, but we got it. I don't know. Well, you know what? Is Lucas highlights there? Yeah. Can you have him get game tape of that game and put together that guy's shot collection, please? Yeah. And put a soundtrack to it. Done. I've one last thing I'm thankful for. I'm thankful that at least for my understanding at the discussion at the beginning of this show, Rico has no issue with me. It's only the new dog. I will say this. Top five most controversial things we've done. I think is coming up. I don't know how our audience is going to react when we air surviving barstool, which air is after Cyber Monday. But he put your seat belts on. It's not for the faint of our. The way escape is going to be different, a lot different in like a month. Yeah. It was quite something. Rico, can I, can I ask you, is there any chance that I can get the old dog new dog playing again together? The new dog cut the old dog off. So I got to put on a different planet. That's what it was. All right. So I got to talk to the new dog. I'm gonna get the new dog to be like, hey, the old dog wants to play catch every now and then. We'll come bring over it. Let's fuck him stuff. The riders and Jerry's army can't be fighting because this what happens. I get caught in the middle where I'm like, what? Damn, Rico really didn't want me to win $100,000. That's crazy. That's crazy. It's not true. It's not true. Okay. Yeah, it's don't come like. I don't even know if I should say it. No, because last time I did it, I didn't put myself in good spot. Wouldn't say it. This is where it all gets everywhere. Yeah, there are enough grievances. Go ahead. Sometimes it feels like the two dogs do the exact same kind of thing. And one gets gloated as all how cute that was and the other one you're just rolling up the newspaper. Like like we're in a clip business. Did I look like an idiot when I went to UCF? Yeah, absolutely That gets like knocked Plays in a chalice celebrity softball game. It couldn't be any better Wait, I knocked him for the celebrity softball game. He give up using the whole run And I was like you didn't get a fucking wrong. He also took a week for a one-day event. He did and I knocked him for that It might be it's like it's like the old older child or younger child the older child has to deal with it You know my research. Let me help you and by the time the younger child comes around the parents are like whatever who gives a fuck Let me help you Rico. I think maybe the difference that you are missing is the new dog rolls with the punches a lot better than the old dog He can the new dog can be the butt of the joke and have fun with it the old dog Doesn't like being the butt of the joke Dave impartial judge. I think I'm roll. I'm making fun of myself quite a bit you know more than the next time last year the The old dog has definitely gone to school and In the wearing the shock collar. He's he's chilled out the old dog Seemingly people who used to be afraid to give him treats because they lose a fender are now getting them treats And you know like oh, he's really he's turned over new leaf and he still has those crazy They made a promise and they made right they made bring them to the park and in maybe let them off leash Right the male man comes down the driveway. I still have those moments the moments on the stream those do well like yeah Those are not what you just can't threaten people's lives from my owner wait So but I think the old dog just whenever the old dog gets a compliment He doesn't even see it because he's so focused on the old dog that clip of the old dog losing with a buffalo Survivor league was an all-time clip. I told the old dog to his face that the old dog doesn't really internalize compliments So he didn't say why are you compliment? It's a in all honesty. It's a it's a Tea guy issue more than a rb guy issue got it the tea guy we're working on like the tea man Doesn't see the compliments because that is I do think that we compliment you a decent amount It's just hard for the tea guy to internalize that the rb guy is getting Well, it's excellent. It's it's excellent. I mean I do try to excel so like That I'll boss go story We ain't going for second place Dave. No and in the winning culture. So like yeah, I hold you know I yeah, there's a couple of things you hear, but I always see the the bad one Yeah, we gotta kill the team man. We gotta kill the team man. That's what we gotta do We already tried that the team man also like I think team ends like why am I not getting any shine the team Man forgets that the rb man got Dave to do a one week subscriber thong to his new show that no other show in the history of Barstool has ever gotten and the rb man should realize that that's that's a lot of shine Yeah Has never complained about that nor asked for that Dave did it more as for the j-man. No, they did it for the j-man What I'm saying when other people get shine and you're like they don't they don't pay attention to the old dog It's like here's an example of the old dog getting all the belly scratches. I Like he moves that leg to let go size scratch right he was screw his leg was going all week But then you get to another week and he's like, oh, why are you looking at that puppy? It's like week or sorry RB man we were literally getting your leg going for an entire week Yeah, I'm thankful for for the RB man And maybe the t-man. I don't know T-man's rough T-man is a T-man is selfish prick sometimes but the rb man. I like arts What are you thankful for Dave? What's that face? We gave shutting it down. He's out. He's out. No, what do you think before Rico? Right? Stabilized mental health like I think I'm still crazy, but I've stabilized it second chances The fact that We'll wait past second. Oh, okay. Let's stay together. It's roll out that leg. Let's stay together. Yeah Stay together. Stay together. Okay. Yeah Being able that people give a shit about you talking about sports my lifelong dream and the fact that we've done 10 years and we now have the biggest Game ever like watching a big game is something to be thankful for I cannot wait for saturday at 12 o'clock. Yes It's gonna be great Dave, what do you think before? I'm thankful that we got the company back. You know, that's a good thing. Everyone's happy is well not really but it's it's How I like like I don't want people like cum by eyeing around here I want I want it on the verge of an explosion And you know, that's what I'm thankful for that it it feels like we're in a volatile spot And it could explode at a minute. So I am thankful that and obviously I'm thankful However The sporting gods have decided to do it That I'm rerunning the Patriots playbook right now with Michigan This is kind of crazy. So that's great It people don't realize how like Exact this is same. It's it's I was explaining to someone the other day is like You have to understand the Dave is in the mindset right now that if like a stranger on the street Just starts debating him. He will stand there for an hour and talk Michigan and and Conner Stallions and all this stuff He is so deep in it and it's the best because that's the best content and you have more time to like the deflake It only happened in whatever a couple days before Super Bowl week. You've had like a month and a half for this one. No deflake eight was Colts Yeah, two weeks. No, they beat somebody the Colts wasn't the FC championship. Was it? Yeah, it was I think yeah, it was was it? Yeah Wait, no wasn't That's the first round playoffs No deflake eight. Yeah deflake eight and two weeks and then deflake eight went on and he gets a suspension for a year. So I mean Yeah, I think 2014 No, no deflake eight was they beat the Colts 40 to nothing He was in 2014. AFC championship. Oh, I was saying was 20 to 14 was the school. No, yeah, I got it Hey pick them listeners. We're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners Hey, it's Fran from Chicks in the office. 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They just gave pitman another year, I think Yep Texas minus 13 and a half at home against Texas tech I think Texas totally different team home road Michigan already gave that over LSU an M66 and a half Northwestern plus five and a half against Illinois Northwest just keeps winning that season is more lock last week Arizona Minus 12 and a half on the road against Arizona State. This was one of the worst bets I ever made in this game I don't remember which team I took but they lost by 70 literally oh Yes Friday, I feel like they played it on a Friday. It was 60 to nothing before you blinked. It was a maze. I could be un-believe either I feel like it was a Thursday night or a Friday. I think I have Arizona and I think Arizona State literally hung 70 I how many years you know what's crazy as Jayden Daniels might have been involved in that game No, I don't think he was Okay, I feel like it was made within the last three years ago four years ago worst game member Florida plus six and a half at home against FSU. We talked about that. I like K state minus 11 and a half at home I guess I would say I would say it's things K state home better. Um, so that's my card Okay, Rico Uh Whatever I said Jack you pull it up Because I didn't write them down Ohio minus 13 and a half against Akron. I think they roll Memphis minus the 12 against temple Memphis first half Uh, Michigan minus three and a half. That's a borderline lock B-Y I'm gonna take B-Y-U plus the 17 and a half against Oak State. I think they keep it close Uh, that one's gonna be a lock and FSU Florida under 51 and a half Okay, I am uh, I have to do my whole card. I have had no time. I went from the office to the office. Dave you ready? Yeah, December 11th, 2020, Arizona State 70 to seven. Yeah, I had, I bet big on Arizona in that game. What was the score at the end of the first quarter, 35, nothing? Something insane. I'm about to pull it off. Yeah, I mean, every play they scored, it was nuts. Every, yeah, it was wild. It was 21, 0 at the end of the first quarter. That's not, I thought it was worse. What was that I have time? 42 to 7. Yeah, it was. So Jaden Daniels, 9 of 11, 203 yards, two TVs. It was Jaden Daniels. Yeah, that was brutal. I remember that one. That was tough one. All right, my oh, it's too lost. I mean, that, that, that spread wasn't that great. You guys talking about bad picks. I think that was my mortal. It was off by 70. Yeah, that was a bad one. Yeah, I do remember that. And I think I might have rode with you. What was the fun score 70 to what? 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7. And replay was a touchdown. It was crazy. You know what else is fucking insane about that year? That was their first win of the fucking year. They lost the USC by with that COVID shit. They started in November. They played two games to that point. And that was their first win of the season. Jesus made them one and two fucking insane. OK. Rico, do you like Gonzaga today, by the way? I think that I like Edie. Edie's a friend, but this kid, Eke for Gonzaga is slept on. He's an animal for Wyoming two years ago when he was healthy. He didn't play a fucking second last year. He's back. He's at the average 18 to 9 at Wyoming. He's been putting up numbers for them. I think he could give Edie some problems. It's Gonzaga getting the five. Yeah. Yeah, I would leave with Gonzaga. I like Utah State, too, tonight, sprinkle outright. He beats Akron. OK. And Tennessee Syracuse under. I know they said that game's going to fly over. I think Tennessee's going to play some defense and fucking smudge people. They are, they're not in Maui because obviously the fires are going to lose this year. OK, my lock of the week, let's do locks. My lock of the week, I am, I told our good friend Will Compton that I would do this for him. I'm going to take Nebraska minus one and a half. Weird line movement. They started as a dog. Now they're favorite. Nebraska's got everything to play for. Iowa's got nothing to play for in the fact that they are already in the big 10 championship game. Nebraska's trying to play for a bowl game. Matt rule was maybe the biggest pussy coach of all time against the Badgers on Saturday night. Wisconsin ended up covering it over time. I don't know if you guys had eyes on that game. No, we did. I did not. Yeah, I would imagine you didn't. Oh, yeah. Well, I saw you. I followed a little bit. You said you were dead. It was 14. Nothing. It was 14. Nothing. It was 14. Nothing quick. Then the badgers were the better team. But Nebraska had think two time outs with like a minute and a half left. They got to about the 30 and they just played for a fuel goal. Like it was, I've never seen anything like it played for overtime, lost in overtime. I don't really understand that, but they have everything to play for. They got to try to get to a bowl game, first bowl game in a long time for Nebraska. I'm going to take Nebraska minus one and a half against Iowa. Dave, you're locked two things when you talk live movement and I texted you before that Utah game. Yep. That was crazy. That I was following the line in Utah, St. John's the entire day. It went, it started at four and a half St. John's went to five, my, it's four and a minus four and a half Utah, like a couple hours. I saw, moved to five, a couple hours later, moved to five and a half. Utah minus stayed there. The game was late on a tip off because of one of those things. There's somebody played there before a minute and a half before the game tipped, it dropped the full point. Somebody went house on St. John's. I knew it was a, I texted and I go, this just moved a full point 30 seconds before a tip. It's a loser. Somebody knows something. My mortal lock, I keep doing it. I think Northwestern Beats Illinois, Northwest. I don't understand these Northwestern lines. You were out on them so early in the year. It's crazy that they've rallied. They rallied a lot. They're plus five and a half at Illinois. Yeah, they just keep beating people. I'll take them again. Yeah. No, they, they, it's and if they don't win, it's going to be like the last second field goal on an ugly ass game. Neither team can blow out the other three, Rico Arizona, Arizona State over 50 and a half. I just watched Arizona State get rocked by Oregon. I think Arizona State moves the ball. I think this game goes over fairly easy. Watch Arizona State get rocked by Utah. I think shit Arizona might score the 50 themselves. So I'm, I'm going with that over 50, uh, Ebo, uh, he's taking Washington, Washington State under 67 and a half Jack, uh, Bama, minus 15, Bama, minus 15, Zupi, I'm going with the Buckeyes, plus three and a half, who, uh, Hank, it's a hell never learn his name. I'm taking Michigan. I love the, uh, I love the Defend the Wall storyline. I want to see. I had a boy. Uh, okay. And then Liam, a list to A&M over, uh, 66 and a half. Oh, I liked that. I liked that. Austin, you want to do a pick? No. Okay. All right. All right, good pick him, pick him, schedule, uh, rest of the season, we're going to do a championship week. Obviously, pick him. And then we will have, uh, I think the, the surviving bar still finale is live. So we don't know who won, uh, and it will be in Chicago. So we will do a, the final bull season, pick him with all three of us together. Um, Rico, if I negotiate this piece between the old dog and new dog, I should be up for a noble prize. There's not much of a beef with it's, I got cut off. Let me off. All right. We'll get dinner on Monday. Yeah. Sure. Yes. I'd love that. Wow. All right. Huge. Huge. All right. See you guys next week. The great Thanksgiving.

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  3. The podcast highlights a heated betting discussion between Dave and Rico over their gambling decisions, particularly regarding a loss on a Utah basketball bet.
  4. Rico is criticized for not rooting for Dave’s bet, leading to accusations of selfishness and a breakdown in their friendship, despite mutual acknowledgment of the tension.
  5. The Michigan vs. Ohio State college football game is described as the biggest regular-season matchup in the show’s history, with both teams showing strong defensive and offensive potential.
  6. The episode emphasizes the emotional and personal stakes in college football, including head coach Dan Harbaugh’s potential exit and the impact on Michigan’s program.
  7. A behind-the-scenes celebration of the Barstool Sports Store’s Black Friday sale and community support is shared, with 20% off available for listeners.
  8. The show ends on a heartfelt note, expressing gratitude for listeners, team members, and the shared experience of camaraderie and humor in sports betting and discussion.

Summary:

The podcast episode blends sports betting drama, product promotions, and personal reflections. It features a promotional segment for Rougiette Ready, a fast-acting ED treatment, and Bombas’ new fall footwear with a social impact initiative. The central focus is a heated debate between hosts Dave and Rico over a failed basketball bet on Utah, where Rico is accused of refusing to root for Dave despite mutual friendship.

This leads to deeper personal tensions, with Rico defending his lack of support as rooted in a perceived rivalry, not friendship. The discussion expands to broader themes of loyalty, integrity, and personal growth in gambling. The episode then shifts to college football, highlighting the anticipated Michigan vs.

Ohio State rivalry as the most significant game in the show’s history. Hosts analyze team dynamics, injuries, and coaching decisions, including Dan Harbaugh’s potential departure, which adds emotional weight to the matchup. The segment ends with a celebration of community, gratitude for listeners, and a nod to the show’s tradition of blending humor, loyalty, and sports passion.

A special Black Friday sale is announced for the Barstool Sports Store, reinforcing the show’s connection with its audience. The episode balances personal conflict with high-stakes sports analysis, ending on a reflective and heartfelt note.

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Feast Week is a highlight of the regular season, featuring major college football matchups and intense betting discussions, including high-stakes parlays and personal rivalries.

Rico has been criticized for not rooting for Dave's bets, which has led to tension and speculation about their friendship, especially during high-stakes gambling scenarios.

The pick leans toward Michigan, with a projected line of minus 4, due to Michigan’s strong defensive performance and the belief that Ohio State may struggle in a close, high-intensity game.

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