200 - The Leaked Billionaire Club, UFO Summoning & Natural Disasters & Data Center Connection

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Watch this. - Or listen. - Or listen. - Listen. - Listen. - Listen! - Good, good, good. Hello, hello, hello. - Good to hear. - So noisy. - Do you want me to turn? I'll just turn you down. - This fit, it goes so hard on you, Josh. Like, this looks great on you. - Oh, wow, thank you. - Yeah, I think you should, this would be like workout fit for me. I don't know what I want. - I can't really do anything past that. Help! I got you! Oh! Somebody catch that baby! Oh! - But look how handsome he looks. - Wow, I forgive him. - I'm not even mad. - All right, okay, hold on. - Yeah. - You are wearing a hat. - Summon him. - I wanna wear a hat. - Summon him or summon her? - Summon her. - Who knows, Lily. Who knows at this point? - I'm so nervous. - Guys, we did it. - We did it! - We haven't done anything yet. We haven't done anything yet. - We did it. 200, I'm gonna say this is episode 200 about 10 times today. - I hope you did. - This jacket is something else. Should I just rip it? - You look like you've been working out. - I have been. - Yeah, you can tell. Look at that jacket. This is an XL. - Whoa. - Did you break it? - You get it a little bit? - Yeah! - Yeah! - I got it! - You ripped his jacket, saving that baby. - Okay, let's see where Andy is. - I'm sick to my seat. - Give me some volume, like on your, check your mics. - Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. - Peppers, peppers. - Jack Black is the best at those vocal warmups. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's the best. - He's the best at vocal warmups. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Have you seen any of your man? - He's so fun. - Anyone know where Andy is? Was that? - Come in! - Hello? - Hello? - Oh my gosh. - Andy? - Ah! - Let's go. - The pants! wow oh my goodness it's the uh the nordic man alien it's very hello greetings hi welcome welcome to uh welcome to our podcast I am very aware of your podcast yeah I saw that you recently met with um our president president trump yeah I saw that your president oh our president he's your president too he's one of our own what do you mean he was born among us like not on earth of course not that would be silly that would be silly yes who's this fine gentleman hi I'm Anthony I'm so scared I'm Anthony Russo oh we've met oh we have seven years old Lake Tahoe ring a bell holy cow yes I never told anyone about that yeah what happened well I was just out there and looking up at the stars and yes then there was like a kind of like a vehicle yes and I I was just I felt like there was like a connection between like the beings in the vehicle and myself but I just never I never I thought it was like a dream or something you've been chosen Anthony welcome thank you everything has been leading us up to this moment that's crazy very happy to be here yeah so we're happy for you to be here too we are very happy to be here happy 200th episode 200th episode 200th episode as you can tell we did a little revamp yep to the studio we got a fancy new couch got it from a nice nice Indian family in Kissimmee they're very nice very hard to move out of their house their apartment right no it was their house oh how dare you i thought you said because you had to go up and down a flight of stairs that's a big house seems very i didn't judge metal or hypocrite i didn't say anything i had imagined like a flight in a an apartment the way you described that story josh it's your poor storytelling that got us here wow wow am i allowed to break racist and mean hey holy cow i am paralyzed with fear why that thing lily don't be afraid i can't look at it because my brain doesn't have to make me afraid every interaction people have had with the nordics are just they go extremely well i i don't think we can even show our children this episode so this is the racist one yes yes how do you feel about the alien race you do you despise them as well i don't despise anybody oh we know your mind we can read it oh my gosh anthony you just got back from california i did like yesterday right yeah like yesterday that's crazy i was over there i drove a um i didn't drive i was in a self-driving car like one of those yeah i did a waymo and it was creepy oh my i don't like that it was very uncomfortable for me did a did a did a drive good really really good actually that's so scary though it was very concerning because it also like takes off when the light goes green or whatever like it's it's not messing around that way we spoke to it when it was in the this is crazy i would thought you guys had better technology by this point you're still doing the phones i stole this off a human i evaporated oh it's a fascinating device a little slow it's crazy have i allowed to break character yeah okay i was like i don't know how long we didn't even discuss like how do i act whenever i enter the room yeah oh man this is uh extremely comfortable surprisingly really yeah i'm gonna sleep in this give a stand up for a second maybe you have to blur something out yeah it probably will it's um we got a full-on this is what i am in the light i don't i feel like i'm still asleep that's not that's very good please don't tear please don't tear at the end of the episode we need to get that in full frame for a thumbnail what is what is it's okay i just have quite i have some like practical questions yeah about this is a podcast we don't do questions or going on here let's just go back for a second were those photos real of trump meeting with those nordic alien men which was the first one to drop was it like the clear one or the blurry one the blurry one that one looked more believable i think it was fake obviously but it is weird that trump uploaded it to truth social and then deleted it very quickly he his social activity i think i think he likes to um just what do we call it troll us yeah yeah definitely but like i i don't know yeah that this one i think they like ai enhanced it or whatever yeah that's obviously fake it looks like the what's the dude the vampire council dude yeah yeah yeah val tori i believe i won't admit that i know if you if you are right okay how are we doing pretty sure i'm right on that right yeah one minute okay um i just like there's i don't even you you anyone in this room couldn't run a social account the way trump runs his so you know what i'm saying like kanye west maybe would be the only one who has the capacity to run a social account like this like i couldn't do it if i wanted to sure i'd constantly be uploading and downloading and deleting and these glasses they're so dark i'm done you like them yeah the light is too bright for me so it's helpful i'm not gonna lie the panic going through my brain i can't see the red lights so yeah so i've been like checking the cameras as we roll and i'm like it's red i can see it okay so i'm i'm not wearing them who are you texting so ferociously i his his the mother ship well let's just i don't know should i should i wear the meta glasses this episode yeah you could please yeah they're up on andy's desk but i think it's time for a song first do you guys want a song yeah absolutely a 200th bicentennial song what kind of genre for today i'm feeling kind of like techno pop rock techno pop rock techno pop rock bought a new guitar for 200 and i forgot it a new one yeah oh no do we have stickers for it we should do we should do a rap on this guitar well it's not your guitar it's for the pod so i bought it well that's not how it works techno pop rock we could do techno pop rock techno pop rock andy if you're like having a discussion and you're like and it's not going well i want you to just shift back into character all of a sudden next subject please your hair's a little messed up it's terrible i need someone to fix it oh my gosh dude every time i wear a wig i'm like how do people have hair do you like it's got to be exhausting i love the fact that we chose the wig with the bangs i know it really completes the look also we chose this outfit before the trump picture before the trump picture which is why what yes so it's like the jacket was an add-on after the picture but we're like we're doing nordic alien the blonde wig blue eye and it's like this is perfect then the trump picture dropped yeah it was perfect that is so funny i'm so excited for this song today i mean it's the type of song we obviously knew that this was gonna be a special one simply because you got how do you like you put all the episodes into one yeah like we have a lot of things to mention lyric wise because like we started from like you know the get-go like so it's just there's just a lot to it yeah if you would just hurry up we're gonna edit this part out now we'll keep it we'll keep it we'll keep it just be a nightmare to drink by the way yeah i wonder if the nordic drink coffee starbucks get you something before we get you the nordics are doing the refreshers i think that's what the nordics are into yeah the refreshers the pink drinks oh yeah for sure guava anthony what have you been up to uh we visited alcatraz that's cool which was cool is it spooky i've never been there it is well yeah it's a little spooky um happy morning is is oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you. Que los cumplas feliz, te deseamos a ti, que los sigas cumpliendo hasta el año 3000. You guys are the best, you guys want a hot song or. No! Happy 200! Really? Oh no. Really? You okay? Really? No, not really. Guys, I can't help it. Wow! Was that insane or what? That was really difficult for my brain, I'm just going to say that. I was processing. what was happening and then I would my brain cannot figure Andy out and he was over there doing the scariest dance I've ever seen in my life I'm gonna have to talk about that with my therapist it's called salsa okay it's called salsa all right this is gonna be a pain in the butt to pick up yeah I don't know why we chose to do that when we just had a clean office let's shout them out for whoever needs a mariachi in central Florida look up their name again I love that's that's completely fine it's playing the whole time amazing that was amazing that was out of this world probably our best song we've done yet the trumpets came in I actually got emotional it was so good he was amazing he was that was incredible incredible incredible what a surprise you guys good we've been playing that for a while so mariachi in Orlando Florida I don't know their actual technical business name but they're incredible right before he came in he said we can play whatever song we want I was like I texted them I don't think so if the first one gets flagged we can always do the birthday one because I don't think the birthday one yeah Clarissa no that's happy birthday in Spanish the first song it's the I don't know that it's something I can't remember the name the technical name of it yeah it's their Spanish that first song was not happy birthday in Spanish that's the birthday song in Spanish you remember in senora Guyton's class no feliz cumpleaños no I don't remember that I'm so glad it's over I can't bend my arms I am scared of that audio we'll be good oh well it'll be great that was that was like only the biggest for you Anthony what a moment to just just to Lily's point when this was happening and that was happening and then these went off I was like this is what it feels like to do drugs it was an assault to my senses because I get why people do it I can do this every day this is incredible you guys I think I want to do it it's our lesson today seems pretty cool yeah kids don't do those uh yeah don't do drugs guys yes it's because this we no one's this one's not going to happen it's not going to happen it's not going to happen it's not it wasn't drug induced yeah you don't real you don't need drugs you just need to come on the show and go to hire a mariachi like to hang out wherever you go yeah ninjas are butterflies better than drugs yeah so we hired the mariachi band to come for this and then now if you guys can you probably can't hear it in the background maybe you can I don't know but we've now hired them to go around all of Sunday cool to all 120 employees and no one just and no one has any idea that it's happening I just walked out in production looking like this just silently walking with my dad and I scared like four people there was not a smile on my face it was just oh my goodness at least you're here regularly like my entire relationship with those people is I show up here looking sort of normal and I go into their shared bathroom and I walk out looking ridiculous yeah every time does this guy just come here to change or what like that's it does he not have a closet at home to any employee who doesn't watch the podcast that's what I'm saying the graphic out there that's like there's the weirdest guy at work is he real they're like do you see him oh that's fun unfortunately guys I think I think it's time time for what what time is it hot seat time oh yeah um it's just this really stinks that we have to do this on the 200th episode I thought I really just wanted to have fun no I get it I mean it's obvious I don't know we've I feel like we know each other pretty well yeah and I feel like we can just be honest and like um just I don't know we I just I this this question it scares me it shouldn't it really shouldn't it shouldn't scare me at all no but it does okay um and I don't know um I'll just go ahead and ask it so um Lily I'll just have you answers it's a really hard question guy and like kids I apologize we mean well with this question all right and that we're trying we're trying to learn something here sure um again this is not our question someone sent this in yeah today's question sent in by a viewer Lily is it okay to be drunk all the time no that's what I mean that's correct yeah that's right that's the right answer but is it the truthful answer to you personally well yes you cannot be drunk all the time and that's how you personally feel is that how you feel okay well I'm glad they're having fun out there I someone's got to I'm not having fun because Lily oh gosh what are these they're not thank you perfect timing this is Mr Foster I'm sorry but my client has nothing further to say on this matter in fact I'm here to serve some lawsuits what are you to what is multiple lawsuits you're getting served for defamation here for a Mr Hooper here for Mr hey we're buddies though here for Andrew Saluz my name is Jace my name is Jace that's him get him here for Jace yeah Jace and I got a Mr Russo yeah that's me you're suing Anthony that's him you think all Filipinos look alike that's you you're Andrew Salinas Filipino graphic designer you would like I could add a broad claim to this and so then I could go through the details with you guys we have multiple accounts for defamation slander Mr Foster so they can yeah this is serious I know what is happening yeah what is a lawyer you can't you can't just bring a lawyer in here you have no backing whatsoever you're suing your own husband actually she does because I'm here right now okay well you know what this is legit this is baloney this is a legit paper talked in the microphone if you're a real lawyer yeah a real lawyer would know how to talk into a microphone this is true and we're live this is true and we're live you can't see we're friends so back to what I was saying we have multiple counts of defamation slander no and it's libel no intentional infliction no okay sure on a podcast okay well what are your hands injunctive relief okay this needs to stop today or it needs to stop today or a fair settlement must be provided is that a threat is are you threatening us because I could see I have a lawyer your client files jointly and financially benefits from that which she's been participating in but she's also been injured from the slander and life she has not been injured she's been she told you about this yeah she told you about this intoxication huh is that illegal is that illegal huh that depends on her conduct and my client has outstanding conduct in an amazing clearly not clearly not we're not old endangerment we pulled those we pulled those out of the back of her minivan she's endangering us I know you we're friends what are you doing that's beyond the point Mr Hooper and she paid my retainer already guys in here it says defendant Anthony Russo is a host of the ninja butterflies sorry I'm this is yeah let's look at is this even legit this is baloney it is legit this is so this is no no no this is this is insane because listen I'm sorry to say it but this is your wife's problem okay you married into a big problem hey and she's been an issue from the beginning and we're at two episode 200 and now it's like you know like you brought her on episode three and it's completely fine it's complete like you know it's not a big deal but then now she's a part of this thing and look what she's doing to the show she's tearing us apart and she's not yeah yes I do she's a drunkard bro she's a drunkard she okay she's not she's obviously not a good parent because she's getting drunk in front of her kids no she's driving drunk keep going oh my I'm so sick of this enough I think I'm going to be changing that lawsuit to also amend for a assault claim just so we know let's get on that okay you can you can go you can file your paperwork or whatever you're going to do it won't hold up but okay everybody we'll talk soon thank you Mr Foster um hey it's good seeing you here you go well bye thanks for stopping in um what just happened that is my um well dang that was um are you okay oh my gosh yeah happy 200 wait did that actually cut him I didn't how hard is that wait is this pretender real are you okay for real why'd you toss me that what am I tossing you that actually hurt I'm Sorry. 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Oh, what? I'm just thinking through, like, none of the audio was captured for the entire opening of him coming in. We got that. We're good. We're fine. We can do a little in and out. Can you change it now? Guys, this is a legal document that says I'm a host to the Ninjas are Butterflies. Whoa! What? So, breaking news. Breaking news. This is big. This is big. I think I got glass in my coffee. How do these feel? It hurts a little bit. You want me to do it? Go for it. No, no, no. Don't you do it to yourself. What are you talking about? Why? That's fun. Let me do it to you. Lil, what are you doing? What? Get off your phone. I was just saying thank you. Dude, you can say it after. He did so good. Why can't I break that on you? I don't like this bit. What? Are you really bleeding? Yeah, a little bit, but it's fine. We have a first aid kit. We're going to take a break in a sec. That was crazy sharp. Wait, for real? Yes! We can't cut, though. We're dealing with it. It's fine. Yeah, just throw the glass my way. My brain can't handle anymore surprises. Can we eat it? Can we eat it? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Can we eat it? Anthony's going to wake up and just be back in California. What is this? Honey, you are having a nightmare. Just going to keep playing over and over. Lily saying, "Is this real or pretend? Is this real or pretend?" And then Anthony's going to say, "Rach, I'm a host of the Ninja Star Butterflies legally." That's what he gleaned from his- I think legally I got a new job today. I'm a little afraid that this is a real litigation. Oh, I was very impressed at how- I was very impressed at how actual this is. Complaint for defamation by LaBelle, slander, gaslighting, and other butterfly-related torts. He's great. Oh my goodness. Lily Hooper, until the events described herein, enjoyed a sterling reputation as a person of honesty, clarity, emotional stability, and resistance to being gaslighted. Not a chance. I will say, I gave him absolutely zero direction. I was just like, "Hey, these guys gaslight me, and I want you to get them." And he was like, "Enough said." Enough said. Yeah. Jace is off camera in the room shooting pictures. I apologize. I panicked and said he got the wrong Filipino and gave him your name. It was funny. He was killing it, and then he went to Andrew's last name. That was his only hiccup. Yeah, I know. It's a hard one. Mr. Hooper? Mr. Dinoon? Mr.? He knows all of you. Sarutas? Sarutas. I'm going to sue you. Reverse sue. Oh, man. That is how they play that game, I think. Well, welcome to the 200th episode, folks. Oh, my gosh. We're here, baby. We're in it. We're in it. How much has this podcast changed since episode one? In the best way. In the best way. We've sold out, though. We have sold out, yeah. We're sold out. We have a lot to get to today. We're going to be doing a lot on the pod. We've already done a lot on the pod. We've got to do it. Should we talk about this? Tease this a little bit? Yeah. Guys. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. Guys. We're doing it. We've been talking for hundreds of episodes now that we have the question of, like, where are we from? What's our history? We talk about history. we talk about watchers and all these people and Josh and Lily might be related we don't know but now today is the journey to find out who we really are we have purchased four ancestry so on Patreon we're going not a sponsor Anthony's going to collect all of our saliva the way you said that I thought you had beef with him not a sponsor alright I don't like supporting them but we have to today I think they're Mormons Anthony's going to be collecting our saliva on the Patreon episode what's your method I'll have to cut to it she looks so scared googling and then a little later in this episode Anthony you're going to be doing something that you 100% have never done in your entire life and in doing that act you are going to forever change my body oh I know what we're doing I think you just need to really kind of mull it over in your brain think about what that is and at the end of the episode guys it's going to be worth it couldn't be more excited and now that we have you here guys we got a new shirt we got a new shirt I don't know anything we got a new shirt Josh ninja's tank top less wrinkled this is actually mine I wore it yesterday oh my gosh that's so good that's underrated wrinkle for the ladies oh ladies crop top top top I don't approve crop tops go to Sunday cool swag dot com and get yours today thank you we've never done anything like this and I'm so thrown on shirt new what do you mean new shirt it was a little chaotic we now we have set the precedent now we have to do this every episode every episode no thank you I have been not sleeping that was a good surprise that was great you liked it dude that was very good I'm thinking about it probably for 100 episodes I do love that like whenever you Josh asked like is hey is it gonna mess with like you know camera angles or anything and you're like no I know it's like you're literally adding another person okay I will say every person has a camera that's the number one thing oh we have a we have a new guest coming on oh we have to get a new camera to get on them I didn't want to give you any idea it was pretty smooth with the uh handheld mic though I did say yeah she was like we have that hand on mic she's like oh don't worry about it it'll be fine yeah it'll be fine oh this is happening oh my goodness so fun well a lot of people complain that we save some of the best conspiracy theories for last okay I want to get into a conspiracy theory right now that is one of my favorite conspiracy theories that I've come across is this the one you were excited about yesterday recently yeah oh how much blood from Andy before we cut I think we're fine can we put a meter on the screen of like the blood Andy's blood loss level when the alarm goes 30 percent this is gonna be terrible to pick up it's gonna be awful we're gonna have to very messy messy boys um maybe the mariachi band could come help us that'd be so funny oh no you don't play instruments we hired you for the hour we're gonna get the full hour out all right it's like Dwight whenever he hires that we get that we get that lawyer back and see if the contract um is that my phone yeah sorry um okay this conspiracy is not even really that much of a conspiracy because it's true oh okay and I feel like it's the culmination of so many things we talked about and the fact that this came out I love that everyone's on their phone I'm sorry I have to I had to do something real quick I'm sorry the fact that this is coming out is insane and it's gonna blow your minds probably hopefully okay there's a secret group of billionaires we've talked about this secret just like we always just assumed oh yeah there's always like this there's like a secret group and they're doing weird stuff what was just proven yeah the secret group billionaire club called dialogue dude I know about this dude you know about it yeah I don't know anything about it dialogue dialogue so this group what I don't know if he's really bleeding or not he's definitely bleeding I'm bleeding not it's not bad interrupting his story throw another bottle it's not bad stop it enough all right how many bottles does he have we were wondering if it's gonna make noise it makes noise yeah I'm so glad okay this group it's a known group that what'd you do Lil you gotta lock in right now I'm sorry I'm very distracted continue please golly dude you gotta lock in dude I'm locked in um okay so this elite group is started by Peter Thiel typical not very surprising Peter Thiel how do you make his money AI Palantir he does all that got it influencing everything okay has speeches about the Antichrist and we're all pretty sure that he's the Antichrist whoa got JD Vance into the Vice Presidency whoa he also sponsors Jesse Michael's podcast a lot of stuff I gotta okay but there's this this group of 200 members the thing is the list of this group has always been kept secret no one knows who's in this group okay there's a Swiss hacker who hacked in yes and found the entire list of the group hero their names emails phone numbers what they do all this stuff chocolates watches I just want hackers to let you know some of these people who are in it all right this is wild where's the list hold on um do we know what these folks meet about and what they represent yes so the group is 20 years old started in 2006. uh a private invitation only Network you're not away whether you're you so you can't apply to get into this group you are invited only makes sense okay um but they bring together people and they talk about technology finance politics academia National Security and they also pulled from this list the group or the meeting that they were about to have I think it was in Dublin Ireland the topics for this list the hacker got was navigating World War Three what how to build a cult what that's crazy this is what the how's your life ew yep also includes artificial intelligence longevity and life extension social disruption geopolitics nuclear energy and religion and culture wow here's some of the people that are on the list oh there's a lot of people what are you laughing at it's like a wild list of breakout sessions you know what I'm saying here you're gonna make the um the uh geopolitics I don't know if I'm gonna do navigating World War Three there's a tape and busters on the street we could skip it the people on this list include this is just some of them Jared Kushner who's that uh Trump's son-in-law yeah Ted Cruz Texas Elon Musk typical uh we got Joe Lonsdale who's a venture capitalist for Palantir Eric Schmidt the foreign former CEO of Google Tulsi Gabbard who's that uh she is the what does she do now um she's in the Trump administration okay um she's former Democratic Congresswoman Army Reserve Lieutenant Colonel presidential candidate and current political commentator Larry Summers he's an economist for the Treasury Department uh who we got we got Gary Kasporov who is the former World Champion cool smart guy Rick Rick Warren whoa yep the master of purpose-driven purpose-driven life Saddleback Church huge huge guy with a with how to build a cult and he's going to that yeah it's I mean that all these topics it's a secret Elite meeting they did not plan for this list to get out dude no purpose-driven World War III no oh pre-sale now but in this list they got journalists coming like from like uh New York they got people from tech uh they got like Reid Hoffman the LinkedIn co-founder uh they got guys from Facebook just all these billionaires politicians from both sides Democrat and Republican yeah the CEO of YouTube CEO of YouTube no I'd like a minute with that guy um so yeah I said they got Rick Warren Sophia Bush or women I don't know basically just like they have religious people atheist people Democrats Republicans tech influencers those that are pro-ai those are against AI all meeting together to discuss things about how to run the world world and it's super creepy yeah that is creepy what are we supposed to do with that I guess I already assumed that was happening yeah well it's always been just like a conspiracy right But the crazy thing is, I'm like, has anyone on this list commented that they are on this list? Yeah. Zero. Zero. Because if you acknowledge it, then it's real. They're just like, what are you talking about? It'll go away. It'll go away. This isn't real. That's why we're saying on this podcast, so it doesn't go away. Yes. Hopefully, YouTube CEO says, you know, this is a good idea. I'm going to push this podcast forward. We're trying to help our algorithm. This is the way to do it. This is going to be blacklisted for LinkedIn. So, yeah, if you guys want to go to Patreon.com forward slash YouTube Butterfly, this might be your last one. Now more than ever. This thing's going to perform poorly because of the violence and, like, smashing bottles, but we're going to be like, the CEO. The CEO. We knew this was going to happen. We knew. Yeah, there's a million reasons why. We knew it. So, yeah, I just thought that was crazy that it's like we've always speculated that these people are meeting. Oh, yeah. And that even, like, Democrat, Republican, it's like they're on the same side. I mean, for sure. You know, it's all just a big game. For sure. And this, to me, is so much proof of that. Yeah, and they think we're dumb. Yeah. Do I look or sound dumb? Tell me. Andy actively bleeding. What about me says I'm not credible? You can trust this guy. Yeah, I've always said that, like, with the Illuminati stuff. It's like there's a degree to which you. We all know. We all know. We all know. We all know. We all know this is real. Now, again, you go into, like, how far do you. How well organized do you think it is? Do you think they have, like, a newsletter that goes out? I don't know the details of that. But you think, like, the rich and powerful people of the world, like, don't talk? That's what you think? Yeah. Like, no way. They be talking. It's just surprising the diversity of it. Like, just like you have pastors, you have tech, you have politicians, and then you just have, like, really random people. The person that's in charge of, like, teachers' retirements? Like, the CEO of that company? It's, like, it's some acronym. I can't remember now. Yeah, yeah. He's on it. And so it's, like, you have people that are involved in our lives. Yeah, everything that's a part of society now, these people are all meeting together. And they're all affecting our lives. Under the direction of Peter Thiel. Yes. Consider, like, the condition of human greed, though, too. You're, like, you achieve this level of financial stability being a billionaire. Yeah. And you're, like, how do I maintain this and get even richer controlling the populace? Sure. I don't even know. I think it's about getting richer. I think these people are just so sick on power. Yeah. Like, conquering money is the first step. And then after that, it's, like, what am I after now? Yeah. Yeah. But I've always adhered to the professional wrestling idea that, like, it's, like, they want people to pick sides. And then once they get in the locker room, everybody's on the side. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, they want, it's a rivalry in the ring. And then they get backstage and they're like, we all work for the same company. So it doesn't really matter to us. Yeah. I wish politicians would be more. Like, the WWE, though. Yeah. We're getting there. I'm here to take down Trump. That is what Trump is trying to do. We have a ring now on the White House. I know. An orange-skinned little hand, man. I'm tired of what he's been saying. Late 13th, you're going down. You and your policies are broken, pal. I'm going to pass this policy whether you like it or not. That's why we need to bring duels back. I mean, that was a part of our history. It was. It was. Let's go. Let's go out on the lawn. Dude, you know what I just learned about duels? Did you hear about the, like, follow-up to duels was with rubber bullets? Yeah. Did you ever see this? They would, like, stuff like a wax bullet. They would. And so there was, like, duels faded out. Well, legally. They stopped doing that. Yeah. And then there was a, like, second wave that was, like, essentially like a rubber bullet or something where you would do a duel with your buddy and somebody would get shot and they would fake death. Like, it was like a drinking game at that point. Oh, my gosh. And it sounded like the coolest thing. I was about to say, that sounds like Patreon. Awesome. Is it Patreon? Dude, if we could get, like, paintball pistols, I would, you know, wear, like, some ski goggles or something so it's, like, we're safe. But that would be fun. Let's get real guns. Yeah. Okay. And then one of us will get a real bullet and one of us will get a rubber bullet. Yeah. For the 300th episode. Yeah, 300. Look forward to it, guys. Lily's surprise at 300 is going to end in somebody dying. Just a fully auto. That does remind me of that video you showed me of the cops. Did you see that? Oh, my gosh. This is crazy. This guy, they're, like, in a parking garage. We should show them. Okay. Can we show it? Yeah. Yeah, I'll send it. This is a real video that actually happened and it just blows my mind. So dumb. Can we rename the group chat as, like, all those that are included in Lily's lawsuit? Yeah. Defendants. Yeah. We could call it the defendants. That was a good surprise, though. Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. In high school, we used to call them wobbles. Wobbles. Or wiggles. Why did you call them that? Or Walbert. Or Walrus. I forget his name. I feel like John Foster. Okay, not important to the. No. We had the weirdest nickname. What's it a nice name for? I don't know. Fun? Mine was. It looks great now. Did you send it? Oh, yeah. It looks fantastic. So professional looking. I know. I know. My high school nickname was Weed. Why? Because I rolled a sushi roll in ninth grade. First time being in a race. I was in a regular school. Apparently, that's a weird thing to do. Yeah. It's a Christian school, so they were like, let's tell all the teachers he brought weed. You're just. Seaweed. On the sushi roll. You rolled your own sushi on your first day of school? Like a Korean style, like. How could I make friends at my own school? Oh, I know. I'm going to make sushi at the cafeteria. Just a table full of Lunchables. And they're like, what is he. Because you don't want the nori getting soggy. So you got your rice and whatever else, and you just put it in the thing and roll it up. And then someone at the table was like, what the freak is that? I was like, what? It's normal. Yeah, that's exactly how I talk. It ain't. That's it. Okay. That's as far as I can go. I guess you don't need audio, but. Did you send it? I did. Okay. Hold on. I texted a TikTok link. Hold on. Oh, no. Lily's photo. Oh, yeah. You don't need audio. All right. So, you ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, I heard about this. Awful. So, the cop pulls up. Joke around. The guy pulls his gun out, which you should never do, people. Ever, ever. And the other cop pulled his gun out. And bam! Shot the other cop. So lucky. What? Did it hit his vest? I think it hit his shoulder. His arm. Yeah, he was definitely shot. How about the other cop grabbing his gun like he was about to draw? Yeah, because I think there's just like. That's probably a bit they do then. That's not the first time they've ever done that, right? So, it's like. This is something that they just got used to doing and it was silly, dude. You should never point a fire at someone. No! Even if you know for a fact, dude, I get so antsy when people go in the gun range or something where people are just lackadaisical with the gun. It drives. It makes me angry. We were up. This Easter, we were up at my brother-in-law's cabin. And we were. He's got like targets with BB guns set up. And so, we had the kids up there and they're shooting. Everybody was like having fun trying to hit these cans. And then Rach got up there to shoot and she literally, she's like got it. She's shooting and she's like, I just can't seem to. And she turns at all of us. And we all like hit the deck. Oh my gosh. Like, Rach! The other way! It was so. It was such a good jumpstart. And she had no idea. Like, it was the last thing on her mind. She just turned and pointed at all of us. Kids hit the deck! There's a baby, Rach! You're old. Stop! Put it down! Tried to catch the baby. Man. That's a crazy video, though. Yeah. The one you sent follows up with the chief or whatever having to go in front of the media. That's got to be a bad day at work. Bad day. Like, how the. How the heck am I going to explain that video? Oh my goodness. I do have a very small video surprise that I want to show that does include audio. Do you want to do that right now? Yeah, we can do it now. Okay, I'm going to send it. So it may take a second to send it. While he's pulling that up. That could have been the best day for that guy. Because he. I freaking hate those cops. Yeah. He's like, I'm so excited I get to say this. This is the best. Yeah. Because you know they weren't. Like, they were in trouble more than once in the department. Oh my goodness. Yeah. I actually just saw. I saw, too, a story from Leonardo DiCaprio on set of Shakespeare in Love. Is that the one he was in? He did Romeo and Juliet. Romeo and Juliet. Thank you. And the actress that was in that with him was. She picked up a prop gun and she was, like, pointing it at people. And she. He was, like, a teenager at the time. Like, he was really young. And he. She was like. I vividly remember the speech he gave. He, like, pulled her aside and was like, don't you ever play around, like, with guns. I don't care how fake you think they are or prop or whatever. Yeah, well, Alec Baldwin. Does everyone have. Don't press play yet. This is important that everyone plays it at the same time. I do not have it. Okay, wait until everyone has it. Have you seen that gun trainer guy at the gun range where he's, like, talking and he's, like, showing you how to hold a gun and he's got a massive, just, revolver and then suddenly it goes off, like, literally right there and hits him in the face and he almost, like, shoots his head off. No! And they're like, did you mean to do that? He's like, yup. It is terrifying. You've never seen that? Yeah, of course. We'll show it after the. the commercial break. - Obviously. - All right. - Does everyone have the video? - Yes. - I have it. - All right. Ready? - Lil, you have it? - I have it. - Okay. - Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. - Hey, it's AJ from The Wild House here. - No! - Dang. - Be quiet. I will not be quiet. I think Ninjas Are Butterflies is an op. - Let me make my case. - Dang. So, I'm told you've hit 200 episodes, and naturally my first instinct is, "But is it true?" - - Because to make 200 episodes, you need funding, you need infrastructure. Somebody's bankrolling this, and I'm gonna find out who. Two guys, a beard, and a man openly afraid of owls? Well, that's a Bohemian Grove connection. That's clear. I notice you're somehow the number one comedy podcast in Barbados. Which is exactly the kind of offshore detail I notice when someone is doing some laundry, so to speak. Then there's ninjas. Covert operatives, no faces, no names. Trained to get in, do the job, and leave no trace. Then butterflies. As in Monarch butterflies. As in Project Monarch. That's right. - He's good. - Mind control. It's all right there in the name. - Oh, my gosh. - And then you printed it on a T-shirt. And now your mind-controlled operatives are out there wearing a confession. Powered by Sunday Cool, indeed. Hey, I'm just connecting the dots. So either I'm right, or you're actually good at this. Whatever you're doing is working. Congratulations, guys. The moon is weird, and so are you. Don't ever change. - Dang! - Oh, my gosh! That is so cool! - That is awesome! - Best surprise ever, right? - Oh, my word. - That's crazy. - I got goosebumps. - Dude, I almost cried when they sent it. 'Cause I, you know, you'll see it at the end of the episode. We got some previous guests shouting out the pod, some patrons, we got some special surprises. But we went on a whim. I was like, I mentioned to you, I was just like, I mean, you're just like, gotta ask. We gotta get, we've never had 'em on. Obviously, it's tough. And they're like, absolutely, let's, we'll do it. - Oh, my God. - And then yesterday, he sent me two different videos, too. One with hecklefish and one without. I'm like, we're using hecklefish. - That's amazing. - He put so much effort into that. - Yeah, that wasn't nothing. That wasn't like, I'll do the selfie video. Like, he cared. Dang! - That is so cool. - Thank you, AJ. - Wow! - And one of their directors there, Victoria, thank you for helping us with that. It's incredible. - That is amazing. - It's the best. - Thank you, guys. - So good. - Well, I gotta talk about a man that can summon UFOs. And it was all caught on camera. - It wasn't me. - And I'll tell you right after this episode, don't go anywhere! What up, beautiful people? I'm right here outside Sunday Cool, which inside Sunday Cool is Ninjas or Butterflies, and exclusively at patreon.com/ninjasorbutterflies. You can see all the stuff that we do behind the scenes, early release, merch, discounts, all sorts of stuff. Sometimes Andy gets inspired, he does a vlog. Pretty rad. And I'm very thankful that he edits some of this stuff. He did some of the ads today, and he's my best friend, so I'm very thankful for that. Not my wife, he's not my, my wife is my best friend. He's my best guy. Well, Josh, too. Anyways, patreon.com/ninjasorbutterflies. We post everything there that the YouTube algorithm hates, and hopefully, you know, you guys subscribe to Patreon so we can keep doing what we do. And if you have, or if you've even considered it, or if you have more money, you would do it. Whatever it is, we love you. I just love you anyways, but I'm very thankful to have a Patreon, so we get to do all that extra fun stuff. This makes no sense. Bottom line, go to Patreon. There's stuff there that you're gonna want. So, okay, love you, bye. Not a coincidence. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now, lime comes first. 7up, flip the sip. You are commanded to appear, explain yourself, and show cause why plaintiff Lily Hooper should not be awarded damages, public vindication, emotional reimbursement, and a formal on-air apology during episode 200 of the-- You know what I want for my vindication is a celebratory marg. A celebratory marg. Hey, lunch. After this. I know, we gotta be quick, though. Marg's on us. We gotta be quick. Let's do it. I got a packed day. I gotta get a fish after this. You gotta get a fish? What? Oh, yeah, we gotta get fish. It's the most random thing in the world. Don't worry about it, all right? The whole-- Don't worry about it. I need to get a lunch mog, but I gotta do it quick. I gotta get a packed day. Uncle Vinny's give me a fish or two. I gotta see a guy about a fish, if you know what I'm talking about. Hey! Hey! Don't worry about it. If he overcharges me, he's gonna be sleeping with me. Hey! Oh, hey! You like these? Oh! Hey! Hope you got gills! Where you going? Hey, you got bills to pay? You got gills to pay, pal. Silence! Wasn't that ad fun? That was super fun. All that stuff's in, by the way. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That ad was fun. Click play, Dan. I'm gonna let it go for a couple of minutes while I was peeing. Yeah, we're good. I'm gonna let it catch up a little bit. Not as easy to go in the bathroom as I thought it would be. Do you have to take the whole thing off? Maybe. What do you do? I'm actually very interested in it. That's for patreon.com to figure out. Trap door. I filmed the whole thing. Secret tunnel. Secret tunnel! I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Are you wearing a diaper? A diaper. I am. I am. I'm wearing a diaper. That makes me feel better about myself. Yeah. That's how bad it is. Oh, man. I borrowed some from Noah. Well, you know what time it is. What time is it? Did you know it's. Question corner! Question corner! Question corner! Question corner with Lily! When the questions are fresh, show her mine! I was so worried about my segment with the Wobbles that I forgot to get a question until this morning, so I texted Alan in a panic. I said, "Give me the best question you've ever heard in your life," and he said, "I'm going to Hawaii right now. I'm not gonna answer you." Okay. So this is what I was able to come up with. Which historical figure would be canceled if they had a podcast today? All of them. Andrew Jackson, probably? That's what I was gonna say! Andrew Jackson comes to my mind first, especially if it's a gossip podcast and it's on not even a subject. It's just his personality. It's like, yeah, it's maybe lasting an episode. Yeah. I would say the majority of pretty much anyone in history has to be canceled. Who would have the funniest cancellation though? Who's one that you're like, "Yeah, you can't watch that podcast," but in secret you're like, "This podcast is kinda great." You know? There's gotta be something. Like, Aleister Crowley's podcast wouldn't do well. No. It would do well, but we wouldn't like it. Yeah. The guests would be incredible. Have you seen that podcast that does have characters that have characters? Yeah. They have presidents. They're playing a character. And so they talk as if they're. But it's like modern day hosts. And then they're like, "Abraham Lincoln's here, guys." And they're like, "That guy plays a character the whole time." No way. And he just complains like a millennial. It's just draining. Everyone's asking me questions all the time. That's so funny. That's what we were going to do. I know. Episode one. We were gonna do a character every single episode. Oh. And I'm so glad we didn't do that. I know. We're going to do an episode that you're going to see clips from at the very end of this episode, from our episode that we've never even released. We released our test episode on Patreon before, but we had Carl on our very. It was episode zero. And we've never released it. We're going to show some clips. I don't even remember it. I know. Are you nervous? How little? It was funny. It was good. I remember talking to you guys, and you were. Because we talked about, I think about a true crime kind of idea, or a. There were several concepts. I remember you guys bringing up of. It was more concept-oriented. And then we just said, "Maybe just all of it? Maybe just all of the concepts?" What if we could do everything? What if we just do everything? All of it. And do it all poorly. I'll take one of all of it. We could do one really, really well, or we could do 500. Mediocre. Mediocrely. 1%. People don't realize how orchestrated this all is. There was always a plan that 200 was going to feature a mariachi band, so at one, you were drawing a map that got to here. It's mariachi band, and then you work yourself backwards. Begin with the end in mind. Rick Warren. It was, honestly, probably episode 110 or something where we did plan on getting a mariachi band. For 200? Yeah. For something big. For a milestone. For something big, yeah. And I tried so hard. For three months, I emailed 15 different organizations to try and get. There's a bird sanctuary in Orlando. I'm like, "What are the odds you can bring me an owl?" Oh my gosh. We blindfold Josh, and we sneak this lady in there. And it's a hard pitch, because I'm like, "The guy that we want to surprise hates owls." And she's like, "I don't know if that's the best environment for a bird." I'm like, no, you don't understand. It's going to be really funny, though. Dang. You've got to say the guy loves owls. I'm never going to stop trying, though. We're going to make it happen one day. Her first metric is like the emotional safety of the environment for the owl. Yes, of course. It's during the daytime in a really enclosed space. That's fine. Is it cool if we blow a popper in its face? Yeah. All that's cool, but someone in there doesn't like owls? Forget it. Hold on. Now it's not a safe space for the owl. No, but you don't understand. There's going to be a five-person mariachi band playing at the exact same time. Oh, yeah. Bring them in. Oh, why didn't you say so? Should have led with that. They were amazing, by the way. That mariachi was like top notch. I am buzzing on that mariachi band. Dude, everyone out there loved it. They're like, I literally almost cried. They're like, it was so good. They are amazing. So good. Okay, I have a second question, too. If you had to prepare a dish to impress Gordon Ramsay, what would you cook for him? Well, shoot, I just thought of an answer to the first question. What was your first answer? What was the first answer? I'm a really good podcast guest. Thanks for having me. No, you know what came to mind, actually, with the first one was, I was just reading recently back through Proverbs, and I like when Solomon gets, I think Solomon would have a great podcast, because he's got a lot of stories. Mm-hmm. And then in the Proverbs, he's got a lot of stories. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then he gets real spicy. Like, he gets, they're real quick. So he's, some of them are like very, like, verbose and beautiful, and then some of them are like, if you hate correction, you're stupid. Like, that's a whole verse in Proverbs. Oh, my goodness. So, anyway. And his wives could be a guest every episode, so you have 900 locked and loaded. Like, we have material for a while. I'm getting married next week. Won't be doing the pod, of course. Gonna take a little time off. Oh. Okay. What did you do? I'm gonna do a dish for Gordon Ramsay. My gut tells me I make a pretty mean tomato soup and grilled cheese. Thanks. Like, just, like, be very, just basic, but, like, really level it up. I feel like I would make him a cheeseburger, because he loves cheeseburgers, and I feel like he doesn't know what a good cheeseburger is when he has one. You wouldn't make your beef bulgogi? Bulgogi? Ooh. With the apple and the onion? With the pear. Pear and the onion. Korean pear. Korean pear. Korean pear. Yeah. I think I'm going with something that, like, I'd do probably, like, a Hawaiian fried rice, but I'd incorporate venison. Like, try to combine two worlds. Oh, that's cool. It tastes too gamey. Donut. Donut. Best insult that the Brits have ever given us. A donut. You donut. It's so good. Have you seen this series? I don't know if I talked about it on the show, but this series where they, it's like this guy that's petitioning other racist coalitions. Yes. To, like, get him. To get a phrase from them or, like, a habit. Oh, no. And he's like, he'll say something like, to the Filipino coalition, we'd like to adopt the use of throwing shoes at our children. In exchange, we'll give you, don't make me turn this car around. And then someone will respond, like a Filipino person will be like, we accept your offer. We're going to talk to the African American coalition as well. Make sure that's all tied up. Yeah. That's great. That's great. He had a great run about who. He was like, who owns the holies? Like, and then there was like an Indian person jumped in and was like, well, holy cow is ours. And then there was like a white person was like, holy guacamole definitely belongs to us. And like, it's a great bit. That's awesome. Did you get hit with shoes, Jace? I did. I just wanted to check that. Dude, I got the. Did I ever tell you guys the couch story when I was a kid? No. You have crazy childhood stories. I love your story. And they're always weirdly dark, too. And this one is, sorry, shout out to mom. Because it was just, this was just a single mom story. And she's, you know, doing her thing. It's so funny because I'm like 10 years old or whatever. I don't really know. I can't have no context for how difficult life is for her. And she's, I got in trouble for something and she spanked me. So maybe I was a little younger than 10. I don't remember exactly, but she spanked me and I looked her in the face and was like, you know, this really doesn't hurt anymore. Oh, no. Just straight up was like, it doesn't really bother me at this point. And I swear in the moment she goes, oh, really? And there was a piece of wood that ran along the bottom of our couch and she ripped it off. And spanked me with it. And I was like, that one. Nailed it, mom. All right. That one hurt. I felt a little inspired as well. Some of your best work. Now we're improving. Now we're doing it. You see? You see? We have to have a feedback loop, I'm telling you. You're in this alone. You don't have to do it. Really strong stuff. I wish I could show you a picture of what I got beat with as a kid. It would be too depressing. I think we'd somehow still call child social services. He's 32, but is it too late? I got to know. I'll look it up. What a tease. Yeah. What in the world? It was bad. It's really bad. It's pretty bad. I think I've showed Josh before. Just a piece of rebar. It was a- Might as well have been. Oh, man. Where is it? There's- Mine was some shoe that should have never existed on someone's foot. My mom kept that shoe just for the purpose of spanking. What's funny is your mom is white, so she adopted this from your dad's culture. My mother is somehow the more Asian person in the relationship. She's all about grades. I got grounded for anything below an 85. Funny. So just take all of the racist. Asian slurs about being the best. Now, this was more of a seasonal thing because I didn't get this until later. What the freak? Usually, it was the belt or something, and my siblings can affirm with this. You know how parents work sometimes where it's like, I love my mom. Oh, my gosh. But if she says this didn't happen, it's like, no, I know exactly what to Google on Google images to find it because you can see that there's serrated edges on the end. And it's like, they didn't have the best aim. It wasn't always just a flat swap. Yeah. It was pretty gnarly. So, kids, listen to your parents. I'll set a link in description, parents, for the grill tool. The new spanking spoon. Go to the Ninja's Amazon shop. We should sell this on our website just so Andy can afford therapy. Put it in the swag store. Yeah, just so Andy can afford therapy. All proceeds go to Andy. That one is tough because, like, did she make burgers with it right after? No, it was like, Andy's acting up. Someone go to the grill. Like, that was basically it. Like, it was just hanging up on the little looks. We had to go outside. Oh, no! You hear the sliding door open. You're like, oh, it's going to be bad. I'm sorry. Oh, man. Anyway. We need to find out what that sliding door sounds like just when we get upset with it. Trigger it. Please. Shuts down. I would also say grilled cheese to your question. I was going to say I'm going to make chicken Caesar. Five minutes later. I always answer right on time. One thing about me. Well, it's proven Gordon Ramsey does not know how to make a grilled cheese. It's true. Is that real? Twice this has happened where he was doing a cooking video for social media, did a grilled cheese, had the bread all toasted nice on the outside. Cheese is not melted in the middle. Cut it in half. Not melted. And he still posted the video. Yeah. And got, I mean, just reamed for it. You think he's kind of Trump like, though, and knows that? No. No. Because on his reality TV show, him and his daughter, whose daughter's in culinary school, they're having a grilled cheese competition. He cooked it. Same thing. And she's like, you don't cook a grilled cheese that way. He's like, yes, you do. And he did it. I cook cheese in the middle. I'm fully confident he would love my grilled cheese. Yeah. French brioche bread, butter or mayonnaise for the toast on the end. Mayonnaise. See, we would have different grilled cheeses. What would you do? I do sourdough and I do a cheese crust on the outside. Oh. So there's like a, it's one of my kids favorites. That's nice. Gordon. And here's my thing with Gordon, who I like a lot. I don't know. Me too. I love him. Good, because he listens to the pod, so be careful. I'm a big fan. Oh, yeah. At the end of the day, he is British. And they do some weird, so I, yeah, like they put cheese between bread and be like, done. That's it. Put beans on the side of it and we'll call it breakfast. Some mush peas. Yeah. It's like, I think he's always overcoming the urge to make the most ridiculous. They put blood in their sausage. Yeah. Which is like, which is like illegal in the Bible, I think. Yeah. Probably. For sure. Anyway. We got our attorney back in here. But have you guys seen the videos of all the foreigners in the U.S. eating the food? For the world's kind of best. And they're just blown away. Yeah. I am excited. It's the Japanese guy doing the cow rib. You see that? He's like, mmm, very good. He says something after every bite. I forget. It is. It's awesome. It's something we should be more grateful. Yeah. We don't understand how good we got it in America. It's a fact. Food wise, like, I mean, I saw somebody post there from Germany and they're like, I just had the best. I had the best meal of my entire life and I'm 40 years old. And they showed a picture of a cafe in Indiana on the side of the highway that had like three people in it. Yeah. And it's like, it probably wasn't the best food ever for our taste. Yeah. But it's still amazing. We got that flavor, baby. All that processed flavor. Oh, yeah. MSG. MSG. I saw a dude from France walking through Walmart and he was like just buying Oreos and like all the things. He was like so excited. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar. Yeah. I mean, like, you know. But you know how Japanese stores, the novelty, on toys and snacks and stuff and we get like, that's so cool, we can't wait to go. That's, for that, Buc-ee's. Oh yeah, they love Buc-ee's. I mean, they love Buc-ee's. It's so cool. Is everyone in here other than me like Buc-ee's? Josh does not like Buc-ee's. It's just too crowded. It's too many people. I'm allergic to like everything. So is Disney World, so is every other place that's worth going. Josh hates all those places. All the places that are worth going that people want to go to. Of course it's going to be packed. I'm with you, Andy. I will tell you guys a secret. I really pretend to love Buc-ee's because my wife hates it so much. She just can't let her have it. I'm pretty mid on it, to be honest. It's usually packed. Gas is a little cheaper, which does something for me. I do like their snacks. We know that you love a good bargain. I love a good bargain. My new hobby is saving money on gas, by the way. I'm involved in like nine loyalty programs. But yeah, overall, Buc-ee's for me, it's fine. The little snacks are fine. Yeah, I mean, I'm not buying merch. Like, there's people that are like, psycho about it. But it's like, yeah, we have for a half gallon, like half a tank. I'm like, I'm stopping there. I will say, marketing like, tip of the cap to them. Because when you're driving and they're like, 100 miles of Buc-ee's, 50 miles of Buc-ee's, 20 miles of Buc-ee's. 1500 miles of Buc-ee's. Don't forget. Let's go! I was supposed to stop two states ago, and I'm still driving. Oh, man. But yeah, dude, this World Cup, it's so fun to watch right now. Have you watched any of the games? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys see the Canada vs. Qatar? It was like last night. Bro, a guy from Canada got kicked in the leg. No! Snapped his leg in half. Oh, my gosh. But he got kicked from the back. It wasn't even like a dangerous tackle. I mean, like, it was a foul, but it wasn't like one of those, like, cleats up through the front. It was just kind of like a little kick to the back. Yeah. Dude. But USA, baby. I mean, when this comes out, I don't know how they're doing, but. Because they have a game today. They do, yeah. When we're filming this, they're playing Australia. It's at three. Dude, we better beat Australia, bro. They look really good. I think they're the toughest in our group. Really? I do. They look good that first game. But we should win. Did you play soccer? Not, like, for real. I played in, like, an adult league when I got out of. I played basketball, like, religiously, and then when I stopped doing that, I was like, I'm gonna try all the other sports now. Yeah. And so I played in an adult rec, which I think you guys did. We did it for something cool. Worst experience ever. Everybody got hurt. I did it when I was, like, 20. 1920. So I was still a little pliable. Everyone else had played soccer, and I was the only guy to score a goal all season. You scored? No, he didn't. Yes, he did. Because he claims it was a shot, but it was a pass to my header and he overshot it. I don't remember that at all. I remember Kaylee scoring and me scoring. There was one surgery. There was. And it was the first game. The first game, my buddy literally tore his Achilles in half. Like, audibly. Andy and me, there was one night he was so mad he walked home from, like, 15 miles. That had nothing to do with the soccer game. No, that was just a bad day for me. But, it's just a bad day. Just a normal bad day. The teasers you're throwing out in this episode are great. Andy lore is wild. Today. But I remember a moment in the game. So, he's you were playing defense and I kept yelling. What was, I was yelling something at you. You and John yelled the whole time. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm here to help you. I was yelling like like, uh, I think I was yelling through or something. Like, just like, yeah, yeah. And like, he's not doing anything we're saying. And I'm like, what the freak? And he finally turns around and goes, I don't know what that means. We're all taking this way too seriously. Seriously. I got yelled at by my co-workers and I'm like, this isn't fun anymore. Well, I couldn't believe it. It was like a, like a, these grown-ups are really good. Like, why? I figured it was going to be like fun and kind of dumb and just everybody getting together and being silly. That's what I was hoping for. So serious. But then there's some other people on the team that also, there's like, that's the worst thing. You should start that league. I want to. I talked about it later. I'm like, we need to find like-minded grown-ups that want to do this. Every once in a while, they're in the game. Lily throws out beach balls. Beach ball, friend! No, I coached, I did coach my son's soccer team recently and it was a whole thing. I signed up to assistant coach. They ended up making me the head coach. And this other guy was on the team. He was from New Zealand and his kid's name was Bjorn. And I was like, you are so much more qualified than me to coach this team. And he took over and that was Finn's team, my younger one, who's not typically diving into sports. And he became our superstar goalie. Amazing! And we won our little league. You just won recently. You won the championship? We won the championship in that league. Yeah, Andy won his too. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, he was the first time being a coach. First time ever. And I asked Demi, I was like, they need coaches. Would you like me as a coach? Because I didn't want to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, yeah, that'd be awesome. I'm like, sick. And it was so fun. It was a blast. Dude, my favorite part was Finn discovering goalie. He was like, wait, because he really is so funny. He just is not competitive. If two people are running for the ball, he's like, oh, you can have it. You wanted that. That's fine. I don't even have to be out here. So then he met the position of goalie and he's like, so most of the time I'm just chilling back here? Yes! Yeah, perfect. And then he was a stud. What color was your team? Well, it was like a black jersey and a yellow jersey. And you had to bring them both to every game. It was like a whole thing. But they were great. They were the purple team. Well, speaking of soccer, did you guys hear about the water break fiasco? Water break? So this is the first World Cup ever to where they do water breaks. Hydration. Oh, hydration breaks. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to steal the pun. But the whole thing is some of these stadiums that they're playing at, they're AC'd stadiums. So it's like 70 degrees in there. But they're still doing these hydration breaks because they're like, well, we're going to do one game. We might as well do all of them. That's not what their intentions are. Their intentions were fully to sell advertisements during those breaks. Because it's like Powerade hydration break. Yeah, because these aren't just like hydration breaks. They're like, the coach rallies everyone up and they're doing all this stuff. So it's like, it's just changing the game and I think the players are mad about it. Yeah, it's like consumerism. Because it's stopping the flow of the game. Do they not do that throughout the season? No. Then that should not be allowed. That's crazy. I know. That's dumb. Do you hear the thing about the conspiracy with Messi going to Miami? No. So, you know, he wins a World Cup and then he joins Miami, but he knew the next World Cup was North America. So the theory is he moved himself here to acclimate to our climate, our food, our area. That's smart. To win one more World Cup. That's smart. Right? And he's killing it. Yeah. First game hat trick. Yeah. Three goals. How old is he now? He's 68. Insane, right? Is he 37? Something like that. He's not playing for the U.S. team, right? No. Argentina. Okay. Got it. Okay. Argentina. It's like the Olympics. You have to play for. You don't have to. You can choose your country. If you're like. And so he's a traitor? Yeah. Messi's a traitor. Dude, he's 38 years old. He's so funny to watch, too. He like walks around the whole time. Like he's like. Almost like when you're playing a video game, your controller breaks. He's just sort of walking, walking, walking, and then he's like, I'm going to score a goal. It's crazy, though, how he can. like be in space. That's still dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. It's. This is a sports punk. Wild to watch. Well, speaking of sports, I want to talk about this man who can summon UFOs. Yeah. After we hear, you're real. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! He just got a real. And he gonna show us right now! And you got a real for us right now! Right now! That was so anticlimactic. That was a somber one. So, I did not pick this reel. Oh, no. Many people send me videos all of the time. And it would only. It's only fitting on the 200th episode that I would listen to their pleas and finally use a reel that I can't even name them all. The amount of people that sent this to me and said, please, please, please show this. That's a big deal. Volume? Uh, sure. I don't think it matters, but we'll play it. Alright. Are we ready? Ready. No, I'm not there. Okay, I'm ready. 3, 2, 1, go. Oh, my gosh. What is happening? Oh, my gosh! I don't know why I can't drop the volume on here. What's hissing? The owl! Bro. Why is it standing like that? Dude, he's squaring up, bro. He's squaring up. Dude, that is terrible. Can you not see my point now? That is demonic. The fact that you said we didn't need the audio. We need the audio. That's terrible. Well, when I heard it, it wasn't that loud. Oh, it's still. You gotta hear it. No, that's insane. Is that a mama protecting its baby? Nope, that's the baby. Bro, that is demonic. Oh! Look at it. Oh, my gosh, bro. It feels like it's gonna jump at me. Can you not? Dude. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That's so, like, crazy how big they get. Just imagine being like, alright, honey, I'm gonna put the Christmas decorations back up in the attic and going up there. Dude, I would burn that house down. I promise you, I'd burn that house down. Who would ask that thing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? For real. I'll tell you. Just sucks your soul out. There's seriously over 10 people that sent me that was like, please show this to Josh. Do you guys see my point now? That one right there, I get. I get that. That's what I see with every owl. But it's protecting its family. I would do the exact same thing. It's a baby. It's protecting itself. It's brothers and sisters. It has people behind them. Listen, a burglar walks into my house. I'm doing the exact same thing. I'm stripping naked and going. They're backing out. That's what they're doing. And your wife, Kelsey's always like, it's Uber Eats. Andy, put your clothes back on. How can you be sure? You should take that jacket and wig and any time there's a solicitor, just walk to your house. Yes. Hello. Hello. I've been expecting you. I don't need to come in. No, please. Please come in. Teleport behind them. I don't like when animals, this thing is standing up and using its wings as arms. That's what I'm saying. That's not, you're not supposed to be doing that. Dude, I tried to record this so many times and I got so many expletives from one particular friend that kept on messaging me. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Well, speaking of scary owls, let's speak of a scary news. Let's talk about the Sionic report. Oh boy. Pretty funny. And also really weird. Who? So we've talked about in the past that company, I forget the company's name, but they use what is called the Sionic assets, right? Yeah. That they can literally sit in the desert and call in a UFO and they've figured out how to put it into a machine that they call the dog whistle. That's right. So they go into the desert, they do this dog whistle if they don't have a Sionic asset, or they use both, UFOs appear and there's like, I don't know, nine or 12 different types of UFOs that just appear to them. Crazy stuff. Okay. Well this man was basically, I forget what city he was in and we can like show, I'll send you the video after, but he was this African American man, older gentleman. He went by the, his name was Prophet Yahweh. Uh oh. Heard that name before. Red flag, red flag. Red flag. But he claims, I've been able to call in these UFOs pretty much my entire life. And they're like, all right. So the news thought it would just be funny to go out there and basically make him look like a fool. Sure. Pretty mean, but also like, yeah, this guy needs to stop talking. So this was filmed in like, I don't know, early 2000s or something. The news anchor goes out there and he's like, you know, just like, all right, yeah, let's see it. And he's like, all right, give me a minute. And he's just like sitting there and I think he just does like a prayer or something. And they're like, oh, is it working? And he goes, yes, right there. And they pull the camera up. There's a literal orb in the sky. And the news anchor is like, okay, um, and like gets like worried and he's like, this, he's like, can you, he's like, I don't, this is, and he's like, couldn't find his words. Yeah. And he's like, I, it's there. There's something there. It's there. And then the guy's like, look, another one. Boom. Sure enough. Another one. What? And so this man on video proved that he could call in whatever these things were. Yeah. It reminds me of Chris Bledsoe too, because Chris Bledsoe can do the same thing, but I don't think they're very good. The things that are coming, the things that are coming. Ugh. No. Are they going to do it again in the country? I forget. Southwest maybe? I don't know. I gotta, I forget, but. I don't know if we're supposed to spoil it, but we do know someone who's going to be attending a Bledsoe thing. Yeah. We do. So I'm very curious to see what that experience is like. As a fan or like as doing independent journalism? Kind of that. Kind of that. Yeah. Yeah. I object. Sir, please. No! Is anybody here not a believer? Speak now or never hold your breath. You object. What? That's so scary. Scary. Yeah. Have you ever just looked at a cloud and like, show me. Yes. Show me. Well, I did that. But then I'm like, no, this isn't smart. But I have like, I have like looked at the sky. I'm like, okay, I'm looking. Dude. Well, you know, it makes me question, cause I think I've talked about it before. When I was in early high school, like a fresh freshman or sophomore. Yeah. I would like always go out and lay out in the yard and just watch the stars. And I was praying last, that night. I'm like, God, I just like, want to just see like a sign from you. You know? And I think it's pretty clear in scripture to not ask for signs and stuff like that. But I did. Yeah. And sure enough, this star just starts moving. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, is this a shadow? Is this a light? Is this a shadow? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm like, I don't know. just starts moving and i'm like i'm like okay is this a shooting star because this is before like i knew what like satellites were up in space and stuff so i'm like maybe you're looking now i'm like oh well maybe that's how i know because i'm like started like heart racing and stuff i'm like okay if you're listening to me make it disappear gone and then i asked one more time and same the same thing happened and i'm like this is i don't like that what do you think though because it did strengthen your faith so do you think yeah i don't know you test everything test signs in the bible are actually kind of split it's interesting because like gideon asked for two signs and gets them both jesus comments and says you know this wicked generation is always looking for a sign so it's like it's kind of it's kind of both ways like there's yeah there's times post jesus the ultimate sign is here stop looking it could also be your intention yeah but they also say that they were like that's what the healings were um for the apostles were signs to show the power of christ moving um like practically yeah in the present so it's interesting it's just it's not as like yeah there's an explicit jesus comment of like stop asking for signs a little exhausting when you're like in the flesh with these people and they're constantly like do one of your tricks yeah it's like do that whole water thing will you turn it into alcohol could you do that jimmy watch this just loudly near him like boy some fish sandwiches sound good right now um but in this point in my life looking back at that incident i now just from like saying like the early church fathers and stuff like that yeah and even within scripture it's like they they demons and stuff they will use signs to deceive you know and like that incident where you i basically summoned the ufo thing it's like i know these different people that do that and their view of christ and the gospel is so skewed you know and then you read about in scripture where like satan is the prince of the air and stuff like that and so it's just like of course he's going to make a deception in the sky so looking back i'm like no i don't know that was so good did you pray it out louder in your head because they're loud okay i was going to say their implications for what's known like can they read minds or are they just yeah i don't think they can read minds yeah yeah i we were just thinking they can influence your mind though for sure yeah they can't read your thoughts though we were just in yosemite and when the like the stars out there we had like a new moon so there was like no moon and usually if you go looking at stars you have to wait like we one time we went to uh the kissamy prairie reserve i don't know if you guys have ever been yeah saying kiss me it's like not kissing me did i say it wrong yeah okay kissing me because we did it so well um we had to we were out there it's like a dark sky reserve or whatever and you know we had to like set an alarm wake up at like 1 30 a.m 2 a.m and it was actually like the milky way was like visible like it was cool dream scenario here in orlando it's not far i mean kiss me yeah kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me but in yosemite it was like like the sun went down and like an hour later it was full of stars and the only thing i was thinking when you said that was like every time i've like looked like at the sky for a long period of time there's like so much going on movement yeah you know what i mean yeah like i feel like people just don't like how often yeah i feel like people just don't like how often do you just lay there and look up like very seldom do you just lay there and look up like very seldom does he are is anyone doing that and there's a lot does he are is anyone doing that and there's a lot of satellites and things like that saying they're of satellites and things like that saying they're all ufos by any means but it is just interesting all ufos by any means but it is just interesting all ufos by any means but it is just interesting if you look up there's so much more movement going if you look up there's so much more movement going on above you well remind me in this while on above you well remind me in this while on above you well remind me in this while he's talking i want you to play this video he's talking i want you to play this video he's talking i want you to play this video i saw this guy showing the difference i saw this guy showing the difference i saw this guy showing the difference between a shooting star a satellite and between a shooting star a satellite and between a shooting star a satellite and clearly a ufo and he has it all a night clearly a ufo and he has it all a night clearly a ufo and he has it all a night vision camera and it's the coolest thing vision camera and it's the coolest thing vision camera and it's the coolest thing ever i saw that did you go how ever i saw that did you go how ever i saw that did you go how i'm i'm i'm i'm you probably did some on the episode but you probably did some on the episode but you probably did some on the episode but when they released the files the the when they released the files the the when they released the files the the latest batch of ufo files did you latest batch of ufo files did you latest batch of ufo files did you we did not talk about that what do you we did not talk about that what do you we did not talk about that what do you mean the aliens.gov mean the aliens.gov mean the aliens.gov of the drop remember we never talked of the drop remember we never talked of the drop remember we never talked about that oh like how it was all just about that oh like how it was all just about that oh like how it was all just this marketing ploy to talk about illegal this marketing ploy to talk about illegal this marketing ploy to talk about illegal aliens did you see that oh i didn't see aliens did you see that oh i didn't see aliens did you see that oh i didn't see that i read some of the the stuff they that i read some of the the stuff they that i read some of the the stuff they released from the um apollo missions oh released from the um apollo missions oh released from the um apollo missions oh yeah yeah yeah which we barely talked about that too which we barely talked about that too which we barely talked about that too but but but crazy stuff that was it i didn't realize crazy stuff that was it i didn't realize crazy stuff that was it i didn't realize they that was all like a fake dude they they that was all like a fake dude they they that was all like a fake dude they did a whole like website thing it was did a whole like website thing it was did a whole like website thing it was sad and yeah you guys can go aliens.gov And it's like, it's this whole thing, like they've been, the government's been keeping it secret. Like a movie trailer. It's like panning. up like they've been trying to hide the truth and so you're like reading all this stuff and it's like it's finally time to disclose it and it's like boom it's a map of like illegal aliens in the united states like what are you doing like a map of arrests like mocking it a little bit yeah it's terrible just gaslighting us not fun but gaslighting is not fun fart noise no i i hate gaslighting in fact we should sue people that gaslight i i agree with that i do too but i did read some of the early apollo stuff but i thought it was interesting yeah like the first people going up into space were like yeah there's stuff following us and uh we don't know what it is people in space yeah what was do you remember anything specific i thought it was john glenn and uh and and just just uh like stuff that he had written in like the logs that they had not released that was just like hey we're up here and there's like lights moving around it's not new it's just again i think to me it's like reinforcing that like a pretty similar narrative has been going on with varying degrees of like volume as far as like how how many people know about it's like there's stuff flying around up here that like we're not able to quickly explain to be like oh it's it's just a balloon and it's like well you're on the moon so why how did it get up there not a balloon on the moon like there's different there's just so it wasn't like a lot i've which i figured as much isn't that weird though that they kept that secret along i know i just don't like why i i think i i don't know truly my best guess at this and i'm i'm totally okay for all the theories but i think it's just a hard thing to be like we don't we don't have an answer we have you don't want to explain it because there's nothing to explain we don't know yeah like where there's people are observing stuff and we can't we we throw an answer at it i think pain lindsey does such a great job on this i love your guys episode with him but you're just like throw it away and you're like oh my god i don't know what's going on with me you're just like oh my god i don't know what's going on with me you're just like oh my god i don't like there was the he tells the story of all the kids at the school in the uk and like one of the kids of like a class of 20 or whatever was like one kid was like oh i made it up 19 kids never took the story back even when the kids said he made it up they didn't all go like ah he's right we all made it up one kid is like well i i lied or whatever we went on tv and said that so they discount the whole story which is just like doesn't seem to like fully explain what like why i would okay like but you're just like done leave it there because you don't want to have to go yeah we don't really know i don't know yeah it's all something did you guys talk about the catholic exorcist priest that came out and we did with isaac oh yeah but did you hear about that no there's this catholic um exorcist in washington uh washington dc and he came out on like a podcast or on social media or something basically saying that he believes ufos and aliens are demons okay and so the was it the archbishop or a cardinal or something of archdiocese of washington dc heard that and then fired him basically saying that's not what the catholic church teaches and you're like well there's a lot of people within church within both protestant eastern orthodoxy coptic orthodoxy even catholicism that openly say we believe these are demonic deceptions and so he just went out and said it and they're like no you can't say that you're fired but you would think he would know the most yeah he's an exorcist like he deals with his perspective is interesting yeah he's a demon expert demon expert i wonder if you're going to catholic priest school and you're picking a specialist like what are you going to specialize in if that's like a really unique group that's like i'm gonna do premarital counseling cool i want to expel demons oh okay it's a pretty hands-on class this hallway your dorm is in the dungeon keep going down the stairs but we should talk about have you seen disclosure day yet no i want to so bad did you see it already yeah we saw bad we won't spoil it but don't go to the theaters for it i mean wait till it comes really i gave it initially i gave it a six out of ten but reflecting on it more it's like a five out of ten really and josh is a good guy good scorer like i love alien movies let me tell you one i love you guys for a billion reasons but talking movies is one of my favorite because i really think you guys are always on it and we have similar tastes i appreciate that well here's the thing too with disclosure day very weird timing yeah very weird timing yeah so we're talking about they started the process of filming this video writing it all this stuff before the news started talking about this big ufo disclosure right that trump was going to do and then they start they start releasing like little bits you know that were really that what they call like a nothing burger yeah basically just it was nothing it was terrible what do they call it like a big steamy pile of crap poop yeah i guess whatever it has something to do with food you get it yeah yeah um but yeah so the all this stuff came out but then i won't spoil too much about the movie but they it's disclosure day right yeah so you figure there's going to be some disclosure yeah some of the videos that they showed were like whoa that's insane it's almost it seems like a prepping of sorts and what i thought was very interesting on the topic of aliens being demons these things were basically demons bro like i'm talking about possession of people and they had the catholic church involved in it as well lots of religious not even symbolism like lots of religious elements like they literally made the movie religious and you see steven spielberg do an interview later where he talks about how this movie is going to break people's faith i did see that interview yeah that interview i saw i was interested yeah my faith was rocked look at me andy did question everything yeah look at i've changed yes this did things to me but that movie was it was just not even just talking about the message it was cheesy it was man incredibly convenient for the storyline like it was just stuff that like this isn't a spoiler there's a scene where toward the beginning where this woman's like sitting down in front of a laptop and he's like this guy's like about to disclose everything he's like showing her videos that the government's suppressed right and it's like a video of tiny like gray aliens and she's like and it's like super dramatic and she says are those children and the guy says no she says is that a person she says no and then she goes again she goes is it a human i'm like how like it would have been so much funnier if they did that for 15 minutes is it a dog animal is it cheese i mean like let's just keep going it's like what it was so so and i i'm a hundred percent confident if it didn't have steel spielberg's name on it yeah it would have been an amazon prime movie yeah it was not that i mean the last 20 minutes heck yeah that was awesome the trailer it shows all the best parts in the trailer oh i hate that the whole emily blown was great she was great she acted great and the news anchor at the very very end stole the whole movie acting wise oh yeah yeah she was great it was better than anyone else it was just it was it was a disappointment what is this made out of sugar uh sugar really sugar glass well they said no sugar involved they said it was like i think just sand arsenic which glasses yeah i do that i saw you chewing on it earlier y'all said sugar and i took a bite and i was like that's the grossest thing i've ever tasted in my life it's just like asbestos it might be oh my gosh try it tell me oh i i know we're we're getting into a long podcast but do you guys want to hear how the billionaires are using weather to push their smart city agenda please oh yeah would love to andrew i would love that you mean further dude pull up the clip though this is this is where it all starts i grabbed a water where is it okay chill out i grabbed a water where is it i did it andy can you get me one yeah please please please this is i think 200 is the start of your villain arc on ninjas or butterflies the way you were menacingly playing with the shards of glass while people were talking if i had breaking them apart it's like so addicting is it pretty sad oh yeah oh yeah i know that's my pile yeah if i uh if i had the time i would just like every have the same ominous like music and i would just like and just punch it too she was just like playing with it yeah all right all right enough all right you're getting me a little you know have you guys seen the surf in uh california right now particularly the wedge this is how i this is how i got into the story and started looking up the weather and it sent me down a rabbit hole are we ready rabbit i'm ready no i was just in california is it volume yeah uh did not everyone's in california i said that last time oh my goodness is this normal did we start it oh is this normal is this made out of plaster this is this is a short break this is real or pretend this is real just look how big that like that's california that's crazy that's that's absolutely insane so that's what got me started looking they're in they're in an el nino winter pattern which means the pacific is going insane and i was trying to remember what that does for florida's weather um which it actually helps so if you imagine like a thundercloud um cue the real thing and then you're like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my that talks about the autism test if you know it's called a cumulonimbus so i'm just gonna call it a thundercloud the upper shear like if the surface is blowing at like 10 miles an hour over the atlantic the upper shear can be moving uh in a la nina year which is the next year after el nino it could be moving at like 50 miles an hour i'm sorry in the el nino and then it blows it over in the la nina we track in yeah then in the la nina that shear goes away and so what happens is you get all this warm temperature because none of the wind is blowing across the atlantic it literally can build and build and build and so i was like well i use chat gpt i was like can you tell me like a list of the la nina storms that we've had in florida bro this is so terrifying katrina oh no was a la nina year harvey was a la nina year maria in 2017 which destroyed puerto rico also a la nina and then ian in 2022 which is a totally total of 530 billion dollars of damage and over 5 000 deaths so like if you look at the history of hurricane five five hundred thousand no five five thousand did you say five 530 billion hold the phone that's the whole earth but if you look at if you look at the history of hurricanes in the atlantic and what that does so like entire grids are destroyed entire communities are destroyed yeah and so when you look at the history of hurricanes in the atlantic and what so when you look at like the people who are making plays right now they're trying to bring in they're trying to do the data centers they're trying the smart city thing has been investigated and so i was planning a pitch where i was just going to be like hey we should be looking out for that and while i was doing a little research i found out that puerto rico who is an american what what are they called territory territory yeah that's ours they're yeah no but they're an american territory get this they apparently after maria their grid was damaged and so they brought in a it was supposed to be government funds billions of dollars to rebuild their grid and they decided in puerto rico that instead of letting government handle it or letting the people like local like you know people figure out what they wanted to do they were going to pay a private uh energy firm to establish a grid around the whole island apparently the island the people on the island got the puerto ricans got so upset about it they were like we should do small grids and they should be solar based that way oh yeah if one grid goes down the next grid still has power basic logic and i mean how smart is that a communal people it's like you're out of power bring your groceries over to my house i still got it like we can do that yeah but it doesn't support the big power agenda they push through this power company um maybe i'll lay it over the screen because i might have missed it in my notes um i'll put the name of the power company anyways they were supposed to build this entire grid they failed to do so and in the year since the grid continues to go down none of the problems that were supposed to be fixed but so what's happening is now that we're literally next year is predicted to be a leninia year so you've got elon musk who's moved into miami you've got all this stuff with data centers being trying to be pushed in and you've got all of the new infrastructure in florida literally they're setting up to need destruction to happen because when they're going to be able to do that they're going to be able to do that when the grid goes down it puts all of the emergency policies into place every hurricane has the precedent so they're like literally we can like we have to build the grid back because people need access to phones people need access to power i see and you can use emergency protocol right right but all of the billionaires already have their plans for what they want to put into place and so all they need now they just need to wipe it out they need it to be wiped so we don't need a maui fire we need a hurricane and they get to do what they want to do you see i don't like that i don't know what you're talking about you're talking about what you're already been done puerto rico i think that's why bad bunny did that bit the super bowl halftime show right i don't remember his bit he did the uh on the power line they were on the power lines in the um halftime show they should have had more power a solar but it didn't and now i am so sad it doesn't have solar your bad bunny impression is pretty good i really wish i had solar mountain dew's new flavor is called hurricane no shot no i'm kidding you can call it a purple something purple storm purple storm and we're talking about storm power surge you heard that conspiracy where mountain dew yeah i just love there's certain things in life that like you know they're out there but like the mountain dew team coming up with a new flavor it's like where did you go on your culinary journey yeah that you were like i'm in a lab using all chemicals we've never met a fruit or a vegetable this is strictly colors and it's more like willy wonka than anything else and we're like it's like 10 years and they keep coming out baja blast is almost ready what is it no one knows okay don't quit asking dumb questions get them out code you know 18 people died coming up with code red really no that's not real at all but like that's that's what i imagine at mountain dew headquarters yeah for sure just like another one another one bites the dust um that's crazy though that is crazy that's unsettling i don't that's just that seems that makes so much sense of just like they i mean we've seen it with so much like the the flooding in texas the maui stuff the stuff in canada north carolina north carolina like all the there it's like they're waiting for like devastation happen but it also seems like they're making the devastation happen well and the power stuff is just seedy we looked into getting solar at the house and it's like you have to they're charging you the power company charges you to get solar to stay because you have to stay on the tax to the grid and it's a variable price why the freak is that mandatory and they said it so they're like the guy i was talking to is like i mean there's no guarantee like now it's this much but why wouldn't they wake up tomorrow and be like oh it's this much if you're not using our power to stay on the grid so you have to pay to have the solar installed and everything we live in florida like it's sunny i know somebody days a year i know somebody who set up like off-grid stuff at his house he's still on the grid but leaves it all off and literally has like mini splits all secretly wired with solar stuff try to power his house do you have that video of that data center outside those people's house have you heard have you guys seen this ah where is show me this was in i don't know where it was but there's a data center like in florida that they're trying to do right yeah they're they're putting them up everywhere but this data center this guy they built it in front of his house and he was just showing how loud this thing goes 24 7 this is hot yes it's too hot i got me it's warm he's warm do you like our giant lava lamp yeah really like the lava lamp thanks is it in any other shots is it in little shot no yeah it is is it yeah it's for me oh it's sad now okay it's like gets bashful when you talk about it it's like well now i don't want to do it look but it's about to go in now i don't want to lava look at him go all right listen to this oh so it says this sound is admitted 24 7 from a 30 megawatt data center in uh dawa i don't know how to say that minnesota michigan it's this is a neighborhood michigan yo 24 7 also i can make pictures on chat gpt also you can make me all right crazy that was kind of the thing with you're all right low my head kind of hurts this has been a really good debate for so long pointing that out i was like i can't be the only one noticing this put it away from me it's so far to your side like it takes intention hey lily you okay yeah yes my head hurts just playing with the glass while looking at the so anyway what i would make for dave ramsey um speaking of making things for dave ramsey gordon ramsey what did i say you're saying dave ramsey oh or dave ramsey oh um did you guys see that video of the military exercises that they're now doing at hospitals what this is crazy no you have this video yeah i mean that video that makes sense to me to like well i haven't seen it but like to have something in practice because in a neighborhood okay i'll watch i'll watch this is a neighborhood but the plan it's the military exercise and they're planning for urban warfare i heard about this this is simulated like so they're not actually like practicing this is simulated it says wouldn't that be the same thing do it practicing your eyes well i think like it's not like actually them doing it i think they're playing noise i don't know what they do it's council member rick hole gosh it's loud anyways that goes on i don't know i don't remember what he says but basically it's in pasadena california right yeah and the whole thing is they're just there it's an exercise to plan for urban warfare yeah is that a closed down hospital or are they just it was closed down well i mean they do stuff like that all the time they'll go into like a building and cool yeah but it's a suburban neighborhood like blasting at in at two o'clock in the morning there's a helicopter like it's like they're being like desensitized i mean they did that stuff in military like where i come from you'd hear bombs going like it shakes the pictures in your home all right i know but then you look at the comments there's people that say hey we're service members this is not normal i appreciate to do that in urban neighborhoods i am two o'clock in the morning i want to believe what andrew says i mean i grew up when i would work out with my family at the base track when my dad was on the gym literally it's just like live munition all the time like gunshots going off there's a military base yeah this might be not no you don't know he just said it where's the it's in pasadena california which is a military town i was just in california this is within a urban neighborhood this is not on a military base i was just in california neighborhood just he was just in california he knows tell them this was not a military base i was just in california see i can't be any more clear i will say they have a history of it however uh pasadena doesn't have an active military base but they are home to the second battalion 23rd marine regiment and marine corps reserve infantry unit headquarters there locally the city also in the city the city also occasionally hosts simulated urban military training exercise exercises at vacant sites exercise exercise that's what's happening i will say um i heard about there was um oh my gosh hold on a minute connecting do you need to touch the lava lamp i kind of do it's like mata flame over here but there was a there's a lot of people that are on the east coast here and they're seeing these explosions in the sky and people are saying it's like they're talking meteors meteors they're saying it's meteors it's meteors but it's like an explosion happening and it's like and there's no announcement about this meteor coming ahead of time and they're people are suspecting that we're intercepting missiles oh it could be fun solid band name explosions in the intercepting missiles explosions in the sky yeah friday night lights shout out i have one for you about stuff in neighborhoods um uh this is in my neighborhood for real for real a church just uh sold the the rights to the steeple for a 5g cell tower no way that's serious this is like right around the block from my house like this is real in my neighborhood thing so the so there's like a crane that brought this like cell tower that it looks like a cross and it's sitting so the neighborhood's like all split up and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm because they the the company has to pay the church to have the tower up there and the neighborhood's all like we don't like that it's a neighborhood like we don't want this is our home we don't want all this blasting out like it's actually like backyard stuff tied to that yeah so it's like causing a ruffle my my side they in the church the steeple the here is the church here is the steeple that exact yeah so it's like there's a except the 5g for all the people kill all the people kill all the people we see how quickly i can find this but it's is uh we were just talking about it me and rachel i was like yeah i don't i don't know it's shaped as a cross about that yeah it is a that's a spooky that's crazy yeah that's what i'm saying that's wild i was like i don't love it i what denomination is it what do you think yeah what do you think what a stray um anyway it's florida is in the name you're good this is a really unhinged i've been really my favorite use of social media lately has been to keep up with my community happenings and it's like wild people just will like get on a couple of these facebook groups and just say anything that's happening at all times it's crazy did you see that um that hat a scam that's going around i think i talked to josh about it but this person gets on the next door app which is i have never used it but it's apparently like for neighborhoods yeah all of the same area updates you know whatever and someone's uh someone posted like hey i'm missing my cat like there's a picture everything like that there's a reward and then this person sends a picture to the person that's missing a cat and says hey is this your cat and it's like a cat like in a box whatever and it's like yes that's my cat oh my goodness thank you so much um where can i meet you i'd love to send you the reward and they're like hey uh if you could send a little bit money now well i'll meet you at like the the gas station that's like right around the corner and they're like yeah no problem so they they venmo the money and then they get there and the person's not there yet they're like hey can you just you know venmo like a little bit more because i'm just feeling sketched out i want to make sure you're the owner and stuff they're like yeah no problem so they venmo more money than the the on the reward was for and then the person just ghosts them they were using ai to take pictures of their cat that they posted create an ai image of the cat in a different location sent it to him saying hey i found it's pretty smart what dang it is smart but it is it is one of those pretty tricky do you not ever i just sometimes i'm like scammers just come up with like a company idea or something just sell something this is on tap you are so good at what you do there has to be a legal way to do this yeah but taxes but but tax i think we talked about only on patreon the time that me and you got scammed almost got scammed right oh yeah but it was like horrible for those who don't know that was basically just a phone call saying we missed jury duty like basically like at threat of like arrest you had to pay a fine guys like saying he's a police officer you have to pay a fine you have to go do this this this and we almost got scammed it caused a lot of anxiety the extra tricky part was that we were leaving we were leaving for the airport so they knew we were leaving and that it was going to be like a time pressured situation we'd be frazzled it was so and it worked almost worked almost um and so i got a recent call the past week we've got i've gotten two calls and we just call we just called the police and we're like oh my god we're play along with it and it's just been a wonderful thing the first one ended up them screaming dropping the accent of like sheriff like very professional and then suddenly just started cussing at me insulting my mother oh my gosh it was crazy it is so sad i would literally be like because i i would like to get one on the phone i would be like how do you sleep at night they'd be like fine with your mom your grandma's money yeah i'm talking my bank account it's so sad like thanks do you guys ever watch um the science youtuber mark um what is it grover mark yeah he did a prank on him did you see this oh the glitter box thing glitter but he found like a spam call center and like sent all these like engineered pranks it was pretty stinking funny and they're all like i want to say harmless like it was like a stink bomb and one of them let out a bunch of roaches like nobody it wasn't didn't harm any of the individuals and he someone died though you hear that are you for real no oh thank you i was like oh i'm shouting out i thought it was a wholesome guy mark rober mark rober grober it's not no grover grover lives in the trash can no grover is the blue one super grover is it yeah oscar's in the oscars got it yeah do all sesame street characters look the same to you you just think they're all the same yeah i have no preference they're at the bottom of my list i'm not sure how that is racist yeah yeah i have a list of rankings of my favorite races and they're all the same i have a list of rankings of my favorite races and they're all the same they're at the bottom and i'll reveal the rest of um reveal the list on patreon.com grover's the big bird right the big yellow guy right don't look like i care okay last thing did you watch the ufc fight at the white house i didn't watch it no do you see clips of it are you anti i'm a little anti are you i was not anti i thought that was a cool that's america dude that was sick that was so cool it was only a little anti when teddy roosevelt when i heard teddy roosevelt used to do boxing matches on the lawns when i heard teddy roosevelt used to do boxing matches on the lawns i was like okay well he was cool i was like okay well he was cool yeah but he also did that he did that for like fitness and yeah but he also did that he did that for like fitness and training though which i get so it's like training though which i get so it's like but i i all ignore that there are so many facts that's but i i all ignore that there are so many facts that's like it's pretty dope even if you did it in like it's pretty dope even if you did it in front of like independence hall or something i feel like front of like independence hall or something i feel like because it's not like a working government because it's not like a working government building you know what i mean yeah it's like building you know what i mean yeah it's like people doing stuff at the white house i would i hope uh so i'd like it i'm okay with it near a monument you know what i mean if you had like a ufc fight and the finishing move is like you smash the head against the liberty bell i'd be like now we're talking like america but i don't know about like at the pentagon or something it's like no they're supposed to be doing stuff in there imagine how dope it would have been if they could have built a platform that like floats above like the reflection pool the reflection pool with the link memorial speaking of that that would have been cool did you guys see clips of this reflecting pool dumping hydrogen peroxide or whatever well the allergy built up immediately no but the paint is peeling off it's bad yeah it's like it's the blue paint is literally just floating in the water 14 million dollars this paint job it's just floating the moment with trump holding the poster comparing the pool to skyscrapers is just like this is this is going to be funny more and more funny as time goes by when we have a real history picture yeah a reflecting pool it's as big as a skyscraper it's like why are we comparing those two things they're not the same that is crazy that's so disappointing did you guys hear though at the ufc event at the white house the fbi intercepted a terrorist attack true a drone attack yeah was this elaborate plan where they caught them before right before it happened they had this group of up to 28 people what kind of people americans methodists five of them have been arrested so far methodist um they had a drone rigged up with explosives oh my god they were going the plan was to go drop the explosives cause chaos people would run out and they apparently had snipers all around oh my gosh yeah they had outposts this whole like organization it's not it's just a bunch of guys or yeah yeah but the women they're still trying to make women they're still trying to figure that out i'm sorry understanding because it spans multiple states they're trying to figure out how they're connected well it's like it was this online group basically that they're all coercing and it was it was to start the revolution you that was their intention um so it was this is it was a two-phase scheme phase one deploy drone drone delivered explosives at venue to trigger mass panic and force evacuations phase two snipers target fleeing attendees including lawmakers wealthy figures and administration officials officials for sure it wouldn't have been a 200 episode if you didn't do it i got you the worst part about those explosives dropping off the off the drones was the fact that it wasn't just the one they weren't just trying to start panic they had multiples and it was the plan that they found was designed to funnel people into an area so that everyone had to like flee down a particular path and all the sniper outposts were aimed at that spot so they wanted to take a bunch of people out yeah it was intentional they had tactical gear planned they had snipers but that's a very sorry go ahead well i was just gonna say thank you mothers out there yeah because it was because of a mother this whole operation was caught was her intuition her spidey senses i would say the space senses were it was pretty easy to whatever this guy who was part of the thing he his mother realized that he's been acting very weird lately and that he spent three thousand dollars buying ammunition guns and tactical gear she's like that's not that's not my boy so she reported it oh that's so sad and that's gotta be tough yeah didn't she get into the chat as well oh i'm not sure i think she read the chat was he young or she saw the messages oh my god yeah she says she flagging his alarming online activity and massive firearm purchases because i thought i thought she found the conversation and then realized what he'd been buying and so yeah shout out mom for you know picking up the conversation and then realizing what he'd been buying and so that's what she did and then realizing what he'd been buying and so yeah shout out mom for you yeah yeah that's tough that's so tough dude speaking of that happy father's day yeah happy father's day happy first father's day happy first father's day yeah hey andrew just had a kid just had a kid just had a baby congratulations the comment congratulations in the comments we've been doing that every episode that is um such a serious thing also isn't that like very serious like the same plot of hunger games dang maybe didn't they do that in the last movie i think you're thinking of zoolander kill the prime minister of malaysia always thinking of zoolander first of all you learn martial arts it's literally martial arts crazy um just like zoolander well we have much more to talk about yeah but i think it's time to wrap up episode 200 wow put it in the books for the sake of these sd cards after we do this one thing after my body changes forever anthony oh it's on this one it's time i'm ready we can't do it on patreon this is this is are you anxious this is the climax i am my stomach is in knots right now oh i'm gonna walk take a tylenol what we have we were hoping to get a governor to do this but we figured oh i can't look at it we figured um anthony what are you what's going through your mind right now take off your glasses i gotta see i gotta see your eyes this looks like some sort of very white label amazon purchase it is unfortunately look how scary this is who is it it's andy but the i look like nicholas cage in uh that one movie that horror movie last year we're going out to eat dressed like this by the way all right we're gonna have you pierce andy's ears oh okay so um let's do it it's very it's very simple very basic yeah it's a um it's you hold it and you'll line it up okay and you make sure you're doing this way line it up and you're just punching it through hard punch hold it and then let go okay oh we got some alcohol swabs the lobe part the lobe oh my goodness she painted my ear we have to clean it yeah we got these okay all right you used a makeup artist kylie oh it was a makeup artist andy i think you should come over here yeah can we do a belly button that would be fine you want to try belly how do i sit in this thing the noise that it makes when i move okay let's get these ears clean real quick yeah it's a it's a mess i'm sick to my stomach i'm not thrilled about this uh right now say no no i know we need to do this it's a hundred episodes have you ever seen the picture of spongebob with the handcuffs on and his wrists are so skinny that he could just slip his wrists out of the handcuffs and it's like literally we've already committed should you do the back i don't think so oh this is awful both ears yeah each each lobe kelsey said if you're gonna pierce yours you better not just do one why don't we do at the same time oh you're gonna do so you don't have to is this a good angle can you can you draw it on so that we know that it's symmetrical at least yeah we can put a dot on it put a dot on like i clear there's an expo right there yeah like it clears yeah we're gonna do this the right way we're not methodists dude methodists are unsubscribing right now all right i'm gonna do just try to catch the microphone that looks right right i'm not gonna don't have it too low josh just asked me if this is right and i refuse to have any part of this that looks fine yeah oh i have no idea i'm not i don't have a very high pain tolerance either so i know you're usually that's a big old circle my guy how are you gonna aim oh no um it kind of comes with its own earring so we'll just have to swap them out like yeah we'll get some big earring and then we'll just have to swap them out like yeah we'll get some big earring and big old hoops i don't what if we do gauges i've never wanted my ears pierced this is the thing no kel's tried to talk me into that when i was younger and i don't think that i don't think that's a possibility right now just with where you're at yeah just where i'm at in life oh i can't look at this anthony is so tenderly moving his hair it feels so so you have to go okay did you just touch the thing no i didn't touch it i didn't touch it so you go how far does it go oh don't don't don't get a lock it'll unrelease i think sticks into the other side so yeah you put your fingers and then punch all the way through and then once it's fully all the way i do not envy you guys you gotta like really pass out i haven't ate today i've had two coffees well you want to do it at the same yeah we have to do at the same time because i cannot do it two times two times oh my oh my gosh wait wait i'm not ready don't start without me oh my gosh i hate this holy moly andy you got this happy 200 everybody oh you tell me when you're ready i think i don't know holy moly like to where it's like right right there okay i love that the expo ink is going to be inside my ear okay oh no okay i'm about to pass out really are you really i'm ready i'm ready my blood loss three two one go that's it does it should a blue thing be in there i don't know i don't know i don't know how do you feel oh my gosh go to patreon.com forward slash mr butterflies where we're going to continue this episode 200 yes we love you so much we couldn't be here without you 200 episodes we love you so much love you guys say bye lily dolphins what you're about to see may disturb you if any of you know what these multi-decade uap bottles fish pics there's a massive police response oh the dolphin thing ♪ ♪ oh just a quick shout out zander happy birthday 11 years old today and also blight his little sister thanks for the artwork both y'all ninjas hardy here congratulations on 200 episodes that is incredible i'm smiling because i'm thinking about how good of a time i have with y'all every time we hang i love the podcast so much congratulations you guys work super hard and you're super cool and wonderful and amazing and all that stuff so seriously congratulations uh i hope there's 2 000 more hey guys this is o'shea i just want to say congratulations on making it to 200 episodes you guys are truly killing it man i can't wait for the next 200 hey big boys happy 200th episode so proud of you big doggies are hey josh and andy man it's so good to see you guys so happy for you guys and ninjas are butterflies experiencing the 200th episode hey not only am i excited i got a bunch of other people they want to say something hey guys congratulations we're so excited for you love you bye yo i just want to take a moment congratulate one of the greatest podcast youtube shows on the internet ninjas are butterflies i want to congratulate you on 200 episodes i couldn't be prouder you guys you guys change the game your your podcast clips change how people clip their shows you guys have such great hearts good people and i'm honored to call you guys friends and uh here's another 200 another 400 another 600 another 800 congratulations guys you guys deserve i love you all very much keep rocking and rolling god bless what's up little butterfly and sunday coolies i want to make a video wish josh andy andrew and lily a happy 200th episode i miss you guys a ton i'm keeping up with the channel and you guys are crushing it uh me and the gretchen and kids are awesome we watch you guys every sunday night with our milk and cookies i'm currently parked outside of a sketchy gas station to make this but that's how important you guys are to me i wish you guys the best see you soon what's up guys this is ben garrett from haunted cosmos uh joining me without brian sovey today because he got roped into some unexpected stuff but i just want to drop in and say congratulations to the whole team at ninjas are butterflies for their 200th episode y'all show has been a real trendsetter it's been incredibly inspiring to many in the church including my own church and i am grateful to have come on the show it was a genuine pleasure y'all have been an encouragement to me and i hope you guys have a great day and i'll see you guys next week bye i hope that this can be an encouragement to you keep up the great work i'm praying that the lord blesses not only ninjas are butterflies but all the work y'all are doing at sunday cool it's incredible keep going keep the faith and i look forward to seeing what you guys do next guys happy 200th episode birthday to you holy smokes what an accomplishment and uh an idea for you guys is maybe pie andy in the face to celebrate such a feat you can or can't i don't know but either way i love you guys all right ninjas are butterflies we love you we love you guys are great hope to see you in the spring at the prophecy watchers conference yeah we'll see it's going to be awesome you guys are amazing man congratulations on episode 200 uh that is a big accomplishment every hundred episodes ago was by i expect an invite to come and say hi again all right see you guys you guys god bless josh andy andrew lily congrats on episode 200 uh changing co-hosts at episode one was for sure a great decision my ninjas ruslan kd here the dragon slayer himself i just want to say as the man who has the clear best poop story ever shared on your show possibly ever shared ever happy 200th episode boys proud of you guys keep at it keep making people smile keep making people laugh keep getting to the truth all right peace hey guys what's going on 200 episodes this is incredible what a milestone um i'm so proud of you guys and i just could not be more happy for you that you have hit this milestone um all the hard work the dedication um the pure nonsense and hilarity that has gone into this work is just awesome um and i feel super privileged to have been there with you guys at the start of this as we were dreaming and building and wondering what could happen next and seeing the incredible uh growth that took place so early on um but i'm really proud of you guys uh really proud of you for bringing joy to this world for bringing a sense of purpose and belonging and community for so many people um so way to go man this is a huge accomplishment it's awesome i'm so proud of you guys and i just could not be more happy for you awesome so josh andy andrew lily way to go super proud of you guys uh long live ninjas are butterflies keep going guys we love y'all what's up boys hey this is luke from blurry creatures just wanted to wish you guys the best and congratulate you on 200 episodes boy i love it andrew josh andy who also might be my dad um super proud of you guys love you guys congrats on 200 episodes quite the accomplishment uh you're the number one podcast comedy podcast in barbados and also number one in in my heart love you dudes can't wait to get back in the studio with you congrats on 200 let's go 200 episodes 200 messing with lilies that's under my teeth damn it why don't you guys tell me congratulations to 200 episodes that's insane i'm excited for 200 more we'll see you guys soon just hit a jpd about to smash some indian food watch ninjas are butterflies it's good for you you guys remember a couple months ago i asked on the pod hey if anyone knows how to t-shirt quilt because i have a bunch of t-shirts and i want to make it into a quilt blanket a ton of people reached out one of the people that reached out his name is ashley davis and she is all the way from alaska the bush so i'm unboxing it holy moly i can see it in the camera oh my goodness it's super heavy she made that in a month this is crazy oh my goodness holy moly okay i'm not even tall enough that's crazy ashley incredible thank you so much i love it you love it yeah oh it's so soft i can't wait to sleep with that oh my god you almost died congratulations on 200 episodes congratulations on 200 episodes love you guys what's up ninjas congratulations on 200 episodes from up here in pit care in new york can't wait to see what you guys have in store for the next 200 what up ninjas congrats on the 200th episode fun fact i actually came to y'all's live show in jacksonville in full-on labor with ford and here we are today happy freaking 200 episodes you guys rock love you hello ninjas i just got home from my job at the glue factory congratulations on 200 episodes congrats on 200 episodes we love you guys my baby girl literally listened to you guys the whole time she was in my womb i'm obsessed happy 200. oh i didn't notice you there i was just admiring the family photo well anyways cheers happy 200th episode that's on 200 episodes congratulations on 200 episodes we love you this is ashley nantonios from indiana and we want to say congratulations on 200 episodes for ninjas are butterflies we love you guys happy 200 episode ninjas i'm so excited wearing my favorite shirt can't wait to see it love you congrats on 200 hey ninjas uh been listening for a while now uh just want to say love y'all show thanks for 200 amazing episodes uh i'm so excited to be here and uh looking forward to more happy 200 ninjas it really is an awesome podcast we love you guys happy 200 episode keep it up we think you're hilarious all the way from the uk others field yeah keep it up we love you bye congratulations ninjas are butterflies episode 200 hi uh ninjas are butterflies happy birthday happy birthday congratulations on your 200th episode ninjas thanks for 200 episodes junior impression of josh uh this book's too long to my baby. Congratulations, ninjas! Hey ninjas, happy 200 episodes. 200 episodes in and I'm still unsure if this is a podcast, cry for help, or government experiment. Who's your favorite ninja? Andy. Yeah, can you say happy 200th episode? Happy 200th episode. Happy 200th episode. You guys are incredible. Y'all are killing it. We love our ninjas, our butterflies, Patreon family. Y'all keep shining on. We love y'all. God bless you. I love y'all and congratulations. Congrats on 200 episodes, you guys. Huge fan, been listening to you guys for a couple years now. I love your content. I love how much you love the Lord and I'm a skinwalker. Congratulations, Ninjas and Butterflies, 200th episode. Congratulations. What's up, everybody? As you see, I'm rocking the Sunday Cool merch and I'm above with Texas Motor Speedway here giving y'all congratulations for your 200th episode of Ninja's Butterflies with the fish hands. You gotta love it. Love y'all. Y'all have a great podcast. Alright, Ninjas and Butterflies, congratulations on the 200th episode. God bless y'all. Woo. Let's go. Oh, hey, Ninjas and Butterflies. Oh, congratulations on episode 200. Happy 200th episode. Love you guys. Thank what you're doing. It's awesome. I love how you always narrate things back to Jesus. It's a pretty plumb bob. Love it. Proud of you guys for making it to 200. Getting up there with the big dogs. Love you guys. Love your families. Love you. Thank you again. Congratulations on 200th episode. Josh, Andy, Andrew, Lily, congratulations. I love you guys. You guys make my life so much easier, so much better. I'm so happy for y'all. I cannot wait to see what the future holds. I love you guys. Congratulations. Congratulations. On episode 200. Yes. Thank you for a wonderful 200 episodes. I think we have found the essence of true happiness. Hey guys, congratulations on 200 episodes. Love the podcast. Keep up the good work. Keep up the good vibes. Love you all. God bless. We're in Serbia. Congrats on the 200th episode. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congrats on 200. Congrats on 200 episodes. Just wanted to say happy 200 episodes. Been here since day one. Here's to 200 more. Congratulations. Ninjas are butterflies. 200 episodes. Coming from someone who's been here since day one, it's an honor to say congratulations, Ninjas. On episode 200. Well-deserved, have to be here for the ride. This is a test run for a new podcast, and it's called Ninjas are Butterflies. So yeah, this is what it's going to look like, potentially. Yep. Um, this, we, help. Lime? Um, so yeah, let's get into it. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. We're just going to talk about a whole bunch of stuff, and that, hence the name Ninjas are Butterflies, because it means, well, it does mean something, but you, we, that no one will find out until the 100th episode, episode. Or the last episode. Or the last. The last episode. Last episode. But what if one of us dies? Then we, then the last episode will be the funeral. So maybe at the end of each podcast, I'll explain it. If I died, would you, would you continue this podcast? Yes. You didn't even let me finish. Oh, sorry, finish the question. This is literally the banish of, like, waiting for our chance. Let me finish. If I died, would you, Josh Hooper, continue this podcast, Ninjas are Butterflies? Yes. Okay. No. Yeah. There we go. You better believe it. Fly, fly away. Go, Ninja, go. Go. We'll kick you in the face. Really hard. Yeah. Ninjas. Are Butterflies. Ninjas. Are Butterflies. Goodbye. Bye. We love you. Yes. Take it easy. We watch you when you sleep. See you later. Yeah, we do. Yes, we do. We're always there watching you sleep. Good night. Never gonna leave. Ever. Ever. Never gonna leave. Pharmaceutical. Big Pharma. Pharmaceutical. Pharmaceutical. Pharmaceutical. Pharmaceutical.