2 Deadbeat Dads - Episode 265

I'm not going to lie, these kids got away easier than what we had it because when I was teaching, there was a tornado drill. And during that tornado drill, they sent everybody to a basement and like all over the basement had these tornado warning shelter things. I'm like, most of these schools now have tornado shelters. But back when I was growing up, they had us face down and in the hallway, like, is a tornado or something like this tornado about to fuck the shit out of us. Like they literally had us face down as up, bro. One of my big homies when he used to do that, we always made fun of him because you know how like they said things like big dudes always like pull their shirt down and shit like that. Yeah. You know, let the tornado hit his butt crack for you, it might disappear. I never got that though, I kind of get the like, oh, you got to cover up and shit like that. But I remember people used to get mad at me because I used to tell that joke of like, why they had us doing that because it's like it's the closest you can do to kissing your ass. Yeah, we're trying to make us 69 ourselves before we die like the fuck we're doing. Oh, that's not what we're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. Anyway, you're welcome through Christ on these podcasts. This is episode 265, we got Pat here, we got Kerry here, we got Gene, the genius father, Gene, we're going to call now, uh, Engage Mike, Engage Mike, you act different now. I, you think so, but I've been, but I've been married for the year. Yeah, you've been, but you act different now that you engage, so I married, I proposed to my wife of one year. Right. Can it be called an engagement? No, she was never a fiance. Yeah, I feel like I feel like when you fuck up the order, that shit. Like, like, like being a cuck is not too far on the hell, bro, you doing everything. I don't know what I did help you move in the chair in your bedroom. That's crazy. I did. You know, I'm into my new place. Yes, I have. I'm really, I helped him move in the chair and I said it by the window. He like, nah, bro, and then he turned it. No. It's crazy. Never. You guys are subscribing to the Patreon for the month of July. We are going to do half off. We have merch that's available. We have new merch that's coming out. What else we got? The tour. Tour days coming out soon. It might be out right now. I don't know. I doubt it. But maybe some days. Maybe some days. Maybe some days. There might be a slow rollout. We're still working. You know what I'm saying? We in the ghost. We big dogs now. And we want them Fridays and Saturdays shout out to y'all that supported us on them Tuesdays and Wednesdays. And Nick has had us in St. Louis on a Wednesday. I don't know what the fuck we was doing. But hey, this is our first like current episode in a minute as well. Do we current? Yeah, we're current. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shout out to me and Mike. We just rose two spots on the Milwaukee popularity list. Clap that shut up. What does that mean? I'm honest, Antonis is left. So we automatically take those spots. But, but I'm just saying not their spots, but I'm saying we move up. I'm not saying we jump in over anybody. I would say Tyler Hurro comes and like drops us back now and one maybe. I'm not making sure. But the other nigga, the high-may Vazquez nigga. Fuck no. Nah. This my city little nigga come home. Welcome to the city. You know, he got it. He got it. I got it from here. Huh? You're not even from here. But I rep here and I rep hard. It's a nigga that's from here. He 35 years old and he loved Milwaukee, but he don't do, he don't put on for Milwaukee like I do. I'm out in the outskirts putting on for Milwaukee. What? I feel about what he's saying right now. Pony I know what it is. I'm putting up. You know, I put on for Pony. I just did a show for all my Pony I think is that came out and I came out to some cut of keys. You heard it. You came out to some cut of keys. So you from Pony I too. You were born in razor Milwaukee. Yes. So I think if anybody I am a little you know, we all did that. Who? Technically. Are you a move the. Come on now you a woman. No. What? When she made me do that. It makes it even better. What's the size of it? No, Karen, you got it. Okay. Okay. We under you. That means we always been under you. No, no, she's saying everybody moved up a slot though. No, but I'm over y'all. That's fine. Okay, that's fine. You got it. I'm fine with like, come on. Like you the only person on the internet when they be like, oh, carry sun them or shit like that. I'll let it slide. Like if you was like some random dude and they'll say no internet, I already got that nigga. Nigga would not be able to find. I'm down down. You don't want to every time I talk to somebody about you is always like, she's so talented. No. Oh, blah, blah. She's so talented. Said one person. This only one person that says some crazy shit. It was like some girl that is like, I beat the shit out of her. She got dehydrated, fuck them all night. (laughing) She fucks up on her face. Someone get her IV needle. (laughing) Someone get her IV needle. (laughing) - Not never gonna be. - Some liquid IV something. (laughing) - It's not to me. - Can't you talk about it? - I ain't got no friends because I see what I'm like. (laughing) - They traumatized. (laughing) - I love you. - They got a friend group. That's how they bank and all who join a friend group. They tested the girls out. - Yeah. - How much water you had today? 'Cause we had a girl. (laughing) - We gonna do the free game. (laughing) - I'm not gonna be letting you let me test you. - So I was in, I woke up at 4 a.m. While I was in Amsterdam to watch the B2K versus pretty wiki versus. - You were about 4 a.m. for that? - Yeah, 'cause I had to watch that live. Did you go into it? Who do you guys think was gonna win? Did you kinda have it? - I have pretty wiki. - You did, okay. I kinda felt the same way. At first I said B2K, but then I actually went back and thought about it. I was like, okay, I told my friends, like actually it's gonna be a watch the other way. - If you ever heard pleasure piecing, then you should know. - No, for sure. - Because to me, rapping in a versus is just like, it's up in the air whether people feel the song or not. It's like, especially if it's a live mic, it's just like, sometimes rapping, but singing is always gonna be like the thing that takes it over the top. - And I forgot with like B2K where they're a very poppy like boy band. I think a lot of the girls are really like them. Like I like B2K growing up too, but it's like we're way younger. I think we're pretty wiki was like, when we're guys, as guys we're going through puberty. - And. (laughing) - And what were you doing? - It was just a lot of like, - I don't like the pretty wiki songs. - No, no. - That's when Niggas was pumping the floor. - Like that was the thing. Niggas were air-humping the floor. - I was so funny. - With the shirt tied up. - Yeah, I was jealous of the Niggas bro. - Yeah, the Niggas like. - At the parties bro, they had all the girls. - That's it back in the day. That's why I say like, when people talk about like this day and age and like the people in our generation, like these new dudes be acting weird. Like Niggas were tying their shirts up. - Hip roll. - Yeah. - The girls used to stand still at the parties. - Niggas are jy-raying their hips bro. - I don't know. - What big ass t-shirt is holding them up. - No real shit. But no, the O'Mario lost twice. - Why twice? - He lost the first one to Mario too. - I forgot he was on there. - I think, especially like. - He lost three times technically. - The third time, it was like he went, I don't know if he was going off script or was that always a plan for him to sing some of his solo songs. And then he sung one of his solo songs that wasn't B2K. And Pleasure P got Matt and sung one of his. ♪ Don't wanna lose this shit ♪ - Oh my god, he got a move on. - No, he killed that nigga. And O'Mario and Shola, I feel like O'Mario is like a very, you can see the emotion on his sleeve. So anytime someone shows frustration and they can pick it up on camera, automatic L2. - And he's like very, not in the bad way 'cause I like O'Mario. - Like arrogant. But like in a more like a confident type of thing. And I think when the confidence doesn't really match like the performance sometimes 'cause like even listen to some of his older songs, he's not like the, it's a different type of vocalist, I would say. - Don't get on him with his vocals. I think he takes that very seriously because-- - No, I'm not saying. - Not you, I'm just saying. Even Pleasure P when he kept calling him. I was saying like, oh, why don't you sing? I could pellet like do it without, you know, the back track. I could tell he got offended by that. - Yeah, that's it, I knew it. - I think a lot of those singers back then, everybody was a different type of vocalist as well. And I think we didn't hear them live with those like the auto tunes and the pigs corrections like that. - No, what I learned from R&B money podcast, Tanks podcast is that the reason why I take it so popular, he sung a lot of back tracks on people. Like O'Marioans, oh, like that's the voices you hear sometimes. That's Tanks, even the background tracks for a lot of things. - So it's just like when you hear like people sing, and obviously you hear Omarion's voice on most of his tracks, but the stuff that you like, the fillings, the little chorus or whatever, the harmonies in the back, that's sometimes other artists. So when you hear somebody sing later on, you're like, "Damn, it don't feel the same that it did," or that it does for the whole track. But somebody like Pleasure P, he sound just like the fucking track. So it's just like, "Damn." Especially, like you said, even like the battle he had with Mario, there were some Mario songs that I really didn't recognize, like that much, but his performance kind of carried because he can really sing. It's just like, it's like scissor to me. I don't get what scissor's song it is. It's like, her voice is angelic, right? So she can be saying, the ABC, I'm like, "That's the best shit I've ever heard." Or ten. Or ten. Or ten. Or ten, yeah, yeah. Sometimes. That's my fellow Nigerian, man. Sometimes. That's my shit, boy. And I'm so confused. That's my stem. That's my favorite stem. And you're telling somebody, cut me off and track, "I'm so confused. Do I look painting and side-frame?" That accent is crazy. But I would never, that's the thing about Tim's, I would never try to sing her shit for real. That's another great live performer. But what do you think about the pretty Ricky? Yeah. Now for me personally, I had picked pretty Ricky off top just because regardless of who was going to sing live or without the backtrack, I was just going song for song. Pretty Ricky's songs just lasted a lot longer than B2K did because like you said, when we were younger, we were teenagers, they were like our boy band heartthrob, right? And we were younger. And then pretty Ricky came along and it was all the little fast girls, you know, listening to the music. Not you though. I was at the concert there. It was the pretty Ricky concert. It was the Millennium tour back in 2005. They came out humping the ground. I was there with my parents. Marcus Houston came out naked for his song naked. I probably was in fourth grade. It was insane. But just to my point, their song just lasted longer. So they hit harder. The lyrics just last longer today. Like think about the last time you were in a club and you heard a B2K song versus a pretty Ricky song. You could play hotline. You got to be like a throwback. You got to be a hotline anytime. You could play grind on me anytime. Love like honey anytime. That's just pleasure though. But you know you good, you good. What do you say song? He said under about pleasure fee. How's that one? I forgot how like a decent like solo career that you make. I should play that shit in the background when I call a girl. I'm like, I need to get lower. All he's, I don't know what turn it down. Vaseline all on my lit with a. Yeah. Baby blue look like a fucking super villain though. Someone said he looked like a blood clot. No, I can't do that because I might go to one of the concerts. No, it's not a bad thing. Yeah. But also the thing I didn't realize about pretty Ricky is there such a tempo change in like what they do. So it's just like that's hard to beat in a versus. So I get pleasure p singing and then I get these lyrics that I like reminisce about and like the other like the whole that everybody's and it like they animated doing it where B2K they were like choreographed. It was way too choreographed. It's like to boy band these like and I'm confused and it's like they weren't, they weren't like a acapella group. So like there wasn't like who's part is who's like who's singing right now. Yeah. It was very confused. I know what you mean. Yeah. It was like the point where you're like Jay Boog. Jay Boog or Fizz. What the fuck? He's like, what are you doing? Like they're talking shit. Yeah, but it's like at the point to us like what is Fizz doing right now? What is Jay Boog? He's like at one point they were background singing for Omarion. That's what I'm saying is like you'll hear one voice but you see four niggas with the mics to their mouth and he's like who's vocals is this. Who harmonizes on his part. Some songs were cut short as hell. Well, because I think at one point and this is not just B2K but I think they realize like okay we're losing this. So let's play on the track and I'm like that's the worst thing you could do is play a song. We do not know. No, there was a lot of songs. I started realizing that I don't know that many B2K songs. No, they should have brought out Day 26 or some shit. I saw the Willie from Day 26 he was saying that they would have beat pretty right now. But that's a long day though. That's what I feel like B2K did because I saw Lil Fizz's interview did interview with Cam Newton or my tripping. He did. Okay, he did interview with Cam Newton. Is that what they got the power for power thing from? Play back the K-Play? I don't know. But like he did interview with Cam Newton and like every time he said like they would wash pretty Ricky it was almost like a smirk came over his face and just like I think they know that they rather just be on TV and they happy that they can be put it together and have an album coming out because let me a song there's release. Omar and just had album come out. What other like exactly this is good promo. So like what other band could they win up against where that would even make sense because they go to a band that's even to where they maybe Kowen or not who the fuck is tuning in. But it's not that many bands that could even go against it because I do think they're kind of two different type of performers to like you said like when pretty Ricky got out it's like energy energy energy energy right. And then when B2K was on stage it was more like lovey-dovey stuff without the vocals it just more choreographed dances and did they do bump bump bump. Yeah yeah. I didn't even bring out everybody that was on a song. They didn't even play this one person missing. I know who was missing. No you never you don't know who on that song. The bump bump bump. Yeah. Oh, it's our Kelly. No no no no no. You you kind of in the. You try to in this. Crazy. It's the same. It's the same thing. Yeah. Maybe point the gun this way. No spectacular was hoping they should out of girl stomach too. No. Don't even attract it. But it's still nostalgic though because that's it. The people used to look. The only thing that question. It's just like like a huffing part. Cool but it was like. That's what I said. Does it like the other part. He's in between her leg and it's like okay. Obviously I'm imagine like okay. He fucking the shit out of her. Then at some point he straddles her. Yeah. And then still does the same action. Yeah. I was good. But not we're just funny. Some things that happened back then just seem so cringy now. And that's why like Omarion brought out his brother that one time and they were eating watermelons on the stage. Yes. They overly free. Come on now. I didn't I didn't see that. You see that? That was funny when it gets the Mario. Okay. But that but again that's another thing that sometimes it's probably better to go and get somebody that's going to wash you. And then you get the display or talent because you get more people like if Omarion and Mario I'm not tuning in today. Maybe I missed it or something like that or I didn't have time. But if for some reason Mario mash up with Chris Brown. I'm like I'm about to tune in and see how bad Chris Brown beats the shit out of Mario. But then Mario gets to take that time and like I got more viewers. And he gets I feel like that's what that should be to match up. Like if I'm a good match up to though. Just Mario and Chris Brown just from a performance standpoint. Like they both like I think a lot of these verses that I just you've seen that be washes is like the performance aspect of it. Like how many of the verses have really been washes though. I feel like for the most part they've been pretty I thought dipset versus the locks was kind of a wash. I think I was a wash. But based basically from this the the performance aspect. What other live ones were there? I guess GZ and Gucci that was probably the closest one I've seen. The Monaco was really good. That was yeah that was good too. But that was more of like they were like almost collaborative. Yeah. That one felt like more of a celebration. Yeah. That was celebration. The Gucci and GZ one I thought somebody was going to die and little did I know Poo Shisee got them sirties man. Did you see that group chat? Oh, I'm scared of them. I think it's sad. I need six 30s. That nigga said over stood over stood. That's it bro. The text. I think one of the text message they set the same time standard. Like the nigga responded in less than a minute and said over stood man. They might get out of that though. It's going to take it's going to take some right in bro. That I think that I think somebody I don't know the people want to get on the stand and be like seen on the stand like that. But we'll see. No, my new pet peeve is people over doing the the guys guy thing in front of their girlfriend. Like I feel like some dudes are nicer when they're around their girl because they want things to be more peaceful. Like that's what you want. Like me. You go out with your girlfriend. You don't want them be me mugging to do. You want to be peaceful everybody around so you can feel good like with your girlfriend and feel safe. But I feel like some dudes be overdone it. You know what I'm saying is like bro, you don't need to give me a compliment on my shirt while you with your girl bro. like bro, I'm looking, but that's why they're doing it. It's like almost like a defense mechanism like, Oh, don't look at my girls. I brought don't want your girl. You don't have to come over to me. I feel like some people are doing that literally to like kind of like put you in a friend zone. So you don't look at their girl or look at their days. I don't want that girl. But then it irks me. I guess it's like when my I'm walking into a place or something like that. And then that's when the dude decides that he's Mr. PDA. Like they're like, say you walking past and then like, yeah, yeah. Or like I got an elevator one time and then he like grabbed his girl and then kind of like moved over and like, I'm like bro, what do you think this is going to happen? What do you think she's going to do? You smell this bock or I leave with me. Maybe I'm getting off on four or three. But I have seen that. And when I tell you it breaks my heart every time I see that shit, like I've legit been out like with the group of people and then seeing a couple that's been together for two years and watch that woman talk to that dude differently that she just met. And I know that woman doesn't act like that. And it's just like was making her act like that. And it's like sometimes when we get a bad rap and be like, oh, she's choosing and just like, it might be, it might be the first dude she ran into that play the piano or going concert or that Baccarol. That Baccarol, I got her, but I think sometimes dudes would say someone is choosing, oh, a girl is choosing when it's like, it's not really that deep. That's true too. In a way, they'll be like, you walk into a place and the girl's looking at you. It's just like, bro, you have like a, you weren't a cam doing that's hat right now. Of course you're going to look at your way. I can't stand that shit. That's why I don't hang around people that like no offense that I've never got women because it's like they think everything is a scenario or just to overly horny people and because they get without people that get woman and they're just overly. Yes, even that right. But usually, right. There's some people that are on the other side of the year. But it's just like, you'll be out in like, especially like with sometimes like with the podcast, like we have a lot of women who listen to the podcast. And so I have a lot more women approach me than what will happen if I didn't have a podcast. But I would say like 99% of women are approaching me just like a dude would approach me. It's like, oh, you're that guy from the podcast. And when I'm hanging with somebody that I don't usually hang with and that happens, they usually go crazy and they like, bro, she all over you. I'm like, nigga, she watches the podcast. It's like, she just came over to say, what up? Oh, you can do like, bro, if I was you, bro, I heard that shit on. I don't think people ever question and just be like, okay, I'm like very honest about myself. Do I think I'm going to track the person? Yes. I think everybody should think that they're attractive. But if someone comes up to you and they're throwing themselves at you, I want you to look around like, okay, if you the only black dude in the, in like you in like grafting with constant and somebody comes up to you and they throw in a cell phone of you, okay, this makes sense. Like I'm, I'm like, uh, I'm like, yeah, I'm something that usually doesn't happen. But if you and a club and it's full of people that look like you and this girl just throwing herself on you or a guy just throwing a self at you, you think you the only one that that happened to tonight. Like you just won the either the first one they seen or you didn't see them on the last interaction is like, you got to think about that. Like when we be at meeting greets every once in a while, this don't happen at every city. But sometimes there's like a woman there and she's just throwing herself at me. It's like, oh, you, you're going to be doing the same thing at, uh, I know Rowling show next week, you know what I'm saying to him. You just like Nick, is that make you laugh? You just want to fuck a dude to make you laugh. Like why would I easy in? I can't lie. Why would I think why would I think I, why would I think I'm special enough like, oh, she only want me and if like, if you want people that want you like that, then you. But that's what you got to remember nowadays. I feel like there are more men out there who will go for that. So now all the girls might think it's just easy. I think there's, I think there's more men that are getting caught for going for that and like, it's known because of cameras and she'll like that. Like, Nick is back in the day. Come back in the day. You see, but I'm just saying you see Ray Charles. Nick was lining up girls touching a wrist and like, bring him like, that's still going there. So you wouldn't let Ray Charles touch a wrist if you were single. Bro, what? No. Well, I mean, he could touch the wrist, but he gave the plan a piano. I saw one of our friends, Delamo. He posted a Instagram reel of about the NBA players getting drafted or the college pages got drafted this past draft. And one thing he mentioned that was you didn't see that many tears this draft because a lot of these kids have money already. So they're not they're not coming from the rougher background because a lot of them get paid in college, too. So it's like, it's a little different. It is true. I didn't really see too much like. Like Jaylin. That's the fact though. You think that's making I feel like that's still I still the talent is still going up at least though. No, I feel like basketball is one of those sports where you can still have finesse. I feel like with boxing, if you grew up with, I don't know, like a wealthy family and riches and stuff like that, it's a little harder to like get hit in the face than play for that sport. I don't even I don't even think that's true because I'm you starting to see like a lot of former boxer sons. I think that's just the the new way we moving into is like sports is like bait. You can make your kid better than what they are by getting them training earlier. No, for sure. So it's just like sports like the same way we looked at golf and hockey where it's like almost like an entry fee like that you have to pay like your parents have to be well off. That's what we're starting to see in basketball. It's just like most of these kids have been, you know, you look at the background and maybe playing A.U. since they was five and playing travel basketball. There's no such thing is like the kid in the hood who only. I don't think that for basketball. I think for boxing though, it is a little different just because there's not that many like even right now. If I think of any champion, it's a lot of them. I have rough background. I think one of those sports that people there are wealthy family. He's like, why am I why is my kid boxing? I feel like boxing is just behind. I think it's exactly I think it's on the way though. Yeah, I think I also there's a lot of there's not as much money in it as like NBA. Yes. And there's a new style of boxing now. Like there's the style of boxing now more of it's like it's more celebrated to not be hit and hit. We're like back then. There's just like why would any of George Foreman's kids fight after seeing I make a fight? It's like basketball. Like you said though, it's there's the boozers kid that's an NBA and that's like that's like the first kid that like I've seen Carlos Boozerville basketball like his kids that have been around. Yeah, don't get me started on that one, but I didn't want to I miss more hood kids being able to go to the NBA. I truly do. I think it's somewhat ruining. I don't want to say it's fully ruining the NBA and just people's interest in it. But I think people are having a lack of connection with the players because they don't have like a storyline of I have to grind get it out the mud. Maybe I came from a single mom and like what's the storyline? But I think now because a lot of these there's so much money in basketball a lot of these kids are getting money in high school now. But it's like there's no there's no being broke type of situation. Why would they think like that when every NBA legend, every former NBA player gets on a podcast and say, man, I wish I would have took more money. I wish I would have spent more time with my family. Like every time Shaq get on the fucking podcast, he like I wish I would have slowed down. I wish I would did this. You got nobody that like worked hard. I'm glad I worked hard and stayed away from my family. Like everybody enjoys. I feel like more people are disconnected. Like yeah, if somebody getting game seven at the NBA finals, like they gonna go hard and they gonna live or die a situation. But like as far as like regular season shit, nobody gives a fuck because the players don't get it because they know they've seen people go hard get injured and then everybody forgets them and they don't get paid. So they, everybody starting to look at it as more of a business. Which they should because this company don't give a fuck about you. They don't start at the cup. I feel like like the NBA cup game just to give the players more of an incentive to actually give it them. It's money. That's why the all-star game going down. It's like everything has to do with money. Everything is money driven. But it makes sense though. People starting to look at basketball as a job. And shit, it used to be like a livelihood. Yeah, Niggas like, yeah, Niggas fighting over this shit. Yo, what's good? What's up? Welcome to Crash on Beach Podcast. Hey, happy Monday. Happy Monday. Yeah. Oh, damn it is Monday. We don't be knowing the days of weight. We just be here at the studio, doing whatever. I wish you would know the Monday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Russell jelly. No, Mike just got back from Sweden. So I'm sure now. So he's a little jelly. He literally hopped off the plane and caught you. That's how special you is. Fresh off the plane. Fresh off the plane. I'm fresh. I'm fresh from the late. So I just got back from the late. Oh, damn. No, she ought to play it. It's just the way she said it. Okay. - Yeah. - What's our unpopular opinion that you have? - Three sums are super nice to you. - Mm, okay. - Super vice. - Is this from experience or is just like overall opinion? - I would say overall opinion and then from like things that I've seen with people around me. - Okay. - Do you feel like watching the three sums from like a chair? (laughing) (laughing) - No, I mean, but like, okay, so I know somebody for example, her boyfriend, like, it's a, okay, let's spice up the relationship type of date. And she was like talking about it in a group chat and saying, I think I'm gonna try it, like let's just see. And long story short, you know, that'll be in a horrible experience for her because she was not really interested in girls, but kind of had to run it out for him because, your man already peeped out of girl, that he's trying to fuck and get the nerve to come up to you and talk about it like, okay, let's fuck her together. And you say no, then now he's mad. He can't fuck his girl because you say no. Or if you say yes, then you basically letting him fuck some girl that he'd been wanting to fuck and probably was gonna fuck if you say no, regardless. - But I just don't, I just don't, I just don't get how somebody can have that mindset and then roll right back into the relationship. Like, you honestly thought your partner was gonna be mad at you because you didn't let them have sex with someone, then how is that even your partner? - I mean, you're pretty surprised, though. - And then I don't know. - And then also, like, do you think he knew the girl, do you think he knew the girl he wanted to have a three-something with already? - Honestly, I think so. 'Cause I mean, that's not an easy conversation to bring up like, hey, babe, let's bring a new girl that's gonna be in real life. - I mean, if I guess like, I think it's like a natural hypothetical, capital question at the beginning of relationship. - I mean, I think it can be, but also, like, if you're a girl, it can kind of catch you off guard. Like, damn, what's wrong with the bare-room in the first place? Like, we got a spice and a win of helping with the person. - Yeah, okay, so you, have you, are you in a relationship? - I am. - So your man never brought, or a woman ever brought three-something to you? - No. - Do you think he wants a three-sum? If you think you present, do you think if you presented a three-sum to him? Do you think he would say yes? - No. (laughs) - That's what you think? (laughs) No, you did as? - Wait, wait, you mean, if I'm coming to him, what does it look like? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, I'll probably have to come with another girl 'cause if I come with another, they'd go, I guess we'll be okay. - No, no, no, okay, I know what you're saying. You're right, probably with another dude, he'd probably be like, nah. - Because you should never assume, 'cause a lot of dudes would be like, oh, I want a three-sum and they'd just assume Nate Girl wants another girl. - Right. - So you-- - Then when you talk about another man now, I was all, what's wrong with this? Are you being one in the fuck? I'm like, it could just open up door. - I'm saying, what if you brought up another girl, though? Do you think he'll say this? - I think he might be suspicious. (laughs) - Okay. - Yeah, he'll be suspicious. (laughs) - After him. (laughs) - After he does, he might be. - I gotta post no clarity, got you to win it. - Oh no, no, okay. You were like, okay, I told you I was done and when I was sitting in a chair, y'all was still going out, it was all that about it. - All right, I ain't never seen you and stuff like that before. And all of a sudden, you know, you won't let this in a big room, you know? - So you would never, so like, has your man ever approached you about spicing up the bedroom? - No, my current boyfriend has it, my ex has. - Okay, how long have you been dating your current boyfriend? - I'm sick of this. - Okay, give it time, give it time. (laughs) (laughs) - Give it time, man, right? - Even give it time, but that's, especially he would wanna three some right now. - Six months in, y'all barely know each other. - Yeah, basically right now, y'all just-- - Exactly, six months in, we got a problem, I just go ahead. - Y'all the, it's like born, you know what I mean, y'all pray. You know, it's practicing right now when you get like a new partner in basketball, y'all work on chess passes and shit, but then eventually he gonna want a three-man weave, you know what I'm saying? (laughs) - When it's up, I come up, I'm a UV at example, and if I call yo, thanks for the fact that I got my head and not between the washer and dryer, we don't have to reevaluate. - No, you need to call the police, you know what I'm saying? (laughs) - What the fuck, you need to call the popos. They'll call us. - All right, you ever go on. - Call a guy. (laughs) - Yo. - Hello? - I think when people pick up like confused. What up, man? I got a question for you. What's something about you that no one would believe? - Something no one would believe is that I got two dads and they both left me. - How does that work? - My biological dad, he left before I was born. - Mm-hmm. - And then my, my step that he left when I was like five. - Double homicide. What, that's not funny though, is that what's that? - No, I live by, you know, I cope by laughing. - Yeah, same. Like when something real serious, I get a little chuckley, I know why. 'Cause this fucked up. - Yeah, you do it, it's bad. - So you have no contact with either to this day, how old are you now? - I'm 23. - 23? No contact with either one of them? - No, I was a contact with my step that, and then he goes to me like three years ago. - Three years ago? He checked back in, he said. - He owed me money, so I needed, he just stopped and asked. - What do you, like, what do you do for a living? - I'm just like government worker. - Okay, good job. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They missing out. - How old? - Like, the whole question. This is gonna sound so bad. Oh man. - Your mom in your life, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Did she ever say like what happened why both of them look? - I don't know about my biological dad, but I think my step that he got, he was faking checks or something, I don't know. - He was what? - He got like, deported. - Oh, so he didn't leave you, he got deported. - No, but like, it was his fault. Like, he definitely could have stayed if he locked in. - But that, but he didn't leave you though. He just like was being, he did something else like, he didn't leave him on purpose. He wasn't like, set himself up, so he can get out of the situation. I mean, like, fair, but like, Loki, like, you could just be like a decent human and just not get deported, you know? Like, it was definitely like, he made, he took actions and behavior that's like, you know, it wasn't like an accident. - I need him then and I don't need him then. - Will. - No, you know what Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need a bigger thing, a damn thing, he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. - Is that what it's meant? How come he don't want me, man? - I think, I think I actually cried when I saw that for the first time as a kid. - It's right, it's right, it's right. - No, it's right. - Call you double the cry. (laughing) - I'm just joking, I'm just trying to bring some laughter to the situation 'cause this is a fucked up situation. - No, why are you telling us that both of you are down, left to your leg? - I wonder if they got out, I wonder if they take, like, yeah, man. Yeah. (laughing) You got out of there too, yeah, man. - Some of them three years ago, you know. - Loaning it still weird, man. (laughing) - No worry, bro, I'll eat it. - No, fuck both of them negative, no real shit. - You're doing well for yourself, right? - If I ever run into them, I beat the shit out of both of them for you, bro. - Facts. - Thank you, man. - Real shit. I do gotta ask, like, what, like, why did they leave before I start swinging? Just in case it's like a valid. (laughing) But, I'm 99.9% sure I'm swinging on the niggas, but just that point one, it's just like, yo, he a weird ass kill me, man. Oh, man, I get it. (laughing) - I've run, appreciate you, bro. You have a good one. - Yeah, it is too much. - We ain't gonna leave you, bro. - We here for you, bro. - Thank you, can I, like, thank you guys and stuff? - No, but, um. - Block that niggas. (laughing) - We ought to make it seven. (laughing) - What'd it do, what'd it do? Welcome to Crafts Lemme's podcast. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - I got a question for you. - All right, someone about me, nobody would believe is my body count is 1.5. - Okay, like, I guess the question's, is where the point five come from. So I'm not the type to not count my bodies because if you've got a body, you got a body, but like, I just can't bring myself to get this one. A whole point, you know, I mean, I think it doesn't deserve it. I don't think it meant the requirements, but I'll tell you all the story and y'all tell me like, am I should it come as a body or like, I'm not good. Okay. But this was, it was back like a couple years ago, no, no backstories just get straight to it. Like, why is it not? Well, we don't play that for a pleasure. We don't need to, we don't need the whole backstories. We'll ask the questions we needed. Let's go. There's a little bit up and go. All right. Basically, it was 3 a.m. Um, I was out of character. I picked the girl up from her house. We went to a random dark as parking lot, not even a parking lot. It was a street with no houses somehow. It was under construction. I don't know. And it was just like, it didn't smell good. I started getting that air. And then like, not even like five minutes into it. I got, I basically got posted a clarity before. I like, I got premature post no clear. Okay. So I don't think so like, I had to dead it. I felt bad, but like, I couldn't, I got to go my, just like, KC, you know what I'm saying? I'm doing this for me. So you two tapped in. How do you, um, how'd you bring it to a halt, I guess? I hope today, which for me, not just, I was, it was like, you know what? I'm sorry. I got to go home. And then I put my shirt back on. She stayed in the back seat for some reason. So I was just, I was attacked. That was crazy. Turning into an Uber driver after I felt mission is crazy. No, that's the cost of the body though. But does it all? Yes. No, I definitely, it definitely count as a body. It actually count more as a body than that first one that you holding on to. Because it's like, yes, the bad experiences count more of a body than like the good experiences. Because if you had like a good experience and then it's like, let's say it's a one night stand, but you and a girl still got respect for each other. And y'all become friends. That body kind of disappears. But when it's like a bad body, like next time you see this girl, I'm public. That's all either one of y'all can think about you telling us. So I know you told your friends, she telling all her friends, more people know about this body than they do your other one body, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she can not have told nobody, no, no, she definitely tells, but whoever she didn't tell, nigga, you filled the cup with the rest of the shit by telling the podcast, I, but nobody, like nobody knows though. You know, like I drove, I drove 45 to 50 minutes away for this shit. It was far from home. You know, I'm saying nobody knows real. Okay, Spider-Man. Well, my, my other body though is solid. That's my girlfriend, bro. Whoa, wait, what, so this is where it was first. Come on, bro. Does it matter? No, no way you said this. Well, you had me thinking like you like some innocent dude or something like that. That's what you get. No, I am though. So you, but you cheat it and then you draw, you draw 50 minutes to cheat. That's crazy. No, no, no, no, no, it was before. Or that one was before, but I'm saying I have 1.5 because after that, I still had zero bodies. So that girl took your virginity? No, no, I still had zero bodies after that. But I'm just saying like if we count that body, she took a virginity. 'Cause you said that point five, so that point five. I guess, bro. Oh, you man, she took your virginity, okay, I can kind of see why you don't want to count it because of your first. Wait, wait, wait, did you tell your girlfriend that you're her first? Yeah. So she, your girlfriend doesn't know about this body. Fuck no. Only that's why you only two people, only two people know about this. Oh, yeah, we got, hey, we got your secret. We got your, yeah, we, we, we, we're not going to tell you nobody. These are stupid, bro, we're stupid, bro. Bro, you, you, you, you can't add either. Hot, wait, how old are you? I'm 20, 20. Okay, you need to experience a little bit more. Look at how one bad sex experience. And then following his wife and the rancher, the first good smell and coochie and goodbye. So this just felt good. Oh, man, hi, man, well, I got a bono to go chill. Oh, my gosh, what you got, what you got? My, oh, actually, no, I can't say this. Yo, girl, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what you was about to say about your girl? But she asked y'all to tell me happy birthday. And y'all stop responding. And that same week on the pod, y'all told somebody, it was happy birthday. Who, who did she reach out to the main page? That don't matter. She had to reach out. Bro, obviously, we, if we saw it, we would have said it. Yeah, happy birthday, bro. So I'm saying you're right now. What was your birthday? See, I, you act like I don't watch the pod, bro. I watch the pod. Come on. What? Oh, my God. No, I'm already, no, you know, you got a little empty ass. Bro, you didn't Swiss it to that fat for a year. Why don't we switch where you like, like be honest. Like you go though, but look, but look, but look, I'm a row one. I started off audio listening. I'm not going to start off on Spotify. I'm on the YouTube now. Patreon coming soon. As soon as I turn 21, I'm there for the live show. All our live shows aren't 21 plush. This is depends on like where we're at. So what city do you live in, though? Yo, hey, come on, bro. That was me, that's my, I'm saying what city do you live in? So I could tell you the venue. No, bro, I'm just, I'll be there. Bro, you act like I, we can't just look at your profile. And then know everything about you. You trying to hold that secret, you trying to hold the secret that you had sex before your girlfriend, that bat. You must a lot of you must, that must have been part of your selling point of being her boyfriend, that you were in version. It had to be not like you didn't say that. You deep in, then what would be wrong? Was she a version when she came to you? No, then what's wrong with that? Well, I already overcame obstacles were. So like, why set another one, bro? How you overcome what like, what obstacles did you overcome? This might be even crazier, but I had a, I had a really close friend. And I had been to know her before I met my girl. So I told my girl she was my cousin. And she lived out of state because I moved states after I met her. And I basically went back to visit and I was stayed in her house. And my cousin, my girl thought she was my cousin the whole time. And then she found out that wasn't my cousin. So you can imagine how she tweaked out and what she thought about it. But you didn't have sex with that girl. Not hell, no, she was my really close friend. How many, like, well, I was like, if I say this, my friend is not believable, bro. If I'm staying at her house, yeah, bro, you're like, yeah, the problems you want through are very minuscule. You're just create a drama, bro. Nika, 20 is creating drama for yourself. Like you literally could have just been honest. I think I think I'd think he on love Islander, so sh*t. I'll pull you for a chat. Think it created his own plot. You really could admit it to both of these. I'm pretty sure you will still have your girl. Like there's like these are very like minimal things. The lie is worse than both of those things. But I still got my girl anyways for now, Nika. No, bro. If you lie about this, you'll lie about anything, bro. You just bound to get caught up and it's be stupid as lies that can easily be broken. Like what, man, if she get a hold of that other girl with the, uh, with the stinky, she go. All right, man. You ever go on, bro? All right, y'all too. Yeah, I was out with y'all boys, man. What's good? Yeah, talk to me. All right, let's use something different. And pal, always on the bullshit. I asked the question, Nika. No, no, you go, you go. That's better than what he said before. He's like, talk to me on some weird shit. All right, got you, bro. Um, if you could change the price of anything to a dollar, what would you change? I would change getting out on bond to a dollar. Lay out. for this to apply to you or like apply to your homeboy so you can get them out. >> Well, now I feel like if it applies to everybody in general, like I feel like people would take like less risk if they knew that like a nigga could get out on bond for a dollar you fill me. >> I don't, I don't think that makes sense. >> I don't know, so check me out, check me out. So like if you're out somewhere and you know like y'all got like the podcast shit to lose, I got like this legal shit to lose, right? And a nigga know that he come up to you and he like, hey, I'll smack the fuck out of you. You know something like that, right? You got to think about the stuff that you got to lose to that. But if you got, if you could get out on bond for a dollar, you might take things differently or they might not say that. >> Or, but that's, but that's, but that's, but that's dumb though because like if you're getting out on bond, the charges don't go away. You just getting out on bond on bond and you still got to go to your 40s. >> Or if someone's a terrorist of society and they go to jail, say let's say some type of DV stuff going on, right? And they go to jail and they can get out for a dollar. You think it would be more DV cases, don't you think? >> I might change my mind, bro, you should be able to get out for a dollar only on certain short. >> What charge does she be able to get out of a dollar? >> Let's see, stealing for show, assault, but not DV for show, and then all of the other minor ship. You should go away for killing DV all day. You should go away. Everything goes a dollar. >> Okay. >> Have you ever been out on bond? >> No, I'm a lawyer. >> Bro, I feel sorry for your client brother. >> I honestly think that just going off like how Mike was able to change your mind that quick. >> I think you're a bad lawyer. >> In the way, let me finish this. >> No, no, no, no, no, let me finish. And because you're a bad lawyer, I want you to go buy a big ass suit. That way people know that you're a bad lawyer. >> I don't think I'm a great lawyer, I don't practice, I don't practice criminal law, I don't practice criminal law. >> We know, Nigga, you have to tell us. >> Mike, no, Mike made a good point bro, as a real nigga bro, she made a good point, he made a good point. >> My lawyer is sitting as a real nigga. Good news, nigga, the payment went through. >> Bad news, nigga, you got to live. >> Hey, it is, it is. >> No, no, no. >> All right, right, you have a good one, man. >> No, man. >> Hey, shout out to your podcast bro, I've been welcome to channel for a long time. >> Appreciate you bro. >> And shout out to your inmate clients, man. >> [LAUGH] >> Three auto-business. >> [LAUGH] >> Nigga, stay in the peel pork. >> [LAUGH] >> I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel, I'll peel. >> I thought I had Nigga know. >> [LAUGH] >> They're nigga, they're nigga, favorite words to tell his client. >> We'll be back bro. >> [LAUGH] >> Nigga, already got the rally speed. >> All right. >> [LAUGH] >> Nigga, already coming up, we're not really the love media shit that be coming up. [LAUGH] >> Today was a not day in court, neither was yesterday or the day before. >> No, what's your record bro? >> Jean. >> I have my clients spoke with me bro. >> What's your record? >> Bro, I'm not a criminal attorney bro, I do contracts this year. >> I'm just saying, what's your record dude, like, what do you win places or what? >> Of course, bro, I don't lose, bro, I don't lose. >> Okay, just stay away from criminal shit bro. >> All right, I'll take your advice too, since I took my advice on my take your advice. >> All right, bro, you are going, man. >> Yo, yo. >> What's the word, welcome to Crash on Me's Podcast. >> What's the word, what's the word, pleasure to be here? >> What's the word you from? >> Me from New York. >> No, okay, didn't it sound like yeah, a different thing go at first? >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Like, what are you, like, what are you from from? >> Onicity, I'm Mexican. >> Okay, that's what it is. A Mexican, New Yorker, okay, I'm starting to put it together now. I had a question for you. >> I was a question. >> If you could change the price of anything to a dollar, what would it be, and why? >> Okay, so I said, I would change the price of escorts. That'd be so expensive, imagine all the escorts you could get for a dollar. >> Now, I don't know if you guys been to Roosevelt in New York, or have you heard about it? >> No, no. >> It was like a whole strip, right? Like, there's so much talent, like, you know, Colombian, Venezuelan. Like, my, all the escorts you could get is with what dollar? >> Okay, let's just say, like, this scenario is true, and they actually cost a dollar. Like, what, like, what are you talking here? Like, what are you putting together? Like, a roster, like a squad, you could say? Let me see. How many hours, how many are going to choose though? >> You can do it ever. You got the amount of money. Like, we going off based off your bank account, and what you usually spend. And like, the actual, like, are you able to house all these girls? >> No, I usually go, no, no, I have a whole girlfriend. I don't go. I used to go, but not anymore. >> Okay. >> Or are you paying back then? >> Me, let's say, like, 120? >> Yeah, that was, like, four, like, 45 minutes. >> 45 minutes? >> 45 minutes. >> Just one girl. >> Yeah, it was everything, you know? >> Okay, so that's what you was going for. We just trying to figure out, because, you know, some people be doing it for, like, or some people literally be doing it just to hang with a girl. He want to hang with a rabbit, type shit, and like, so what would you do with that 120 if you were still in that scenario? Because you got a girlfriend now. I mean, see, I would get probably a Colombian. I'm not going to lie, because they're so bad. I mean, see, I'll get a Dominican, you know, they have fat ass. And I'm not going to lie, you know, I'm Mexican. I've been with a black woman, but they'd be having black women. And they're just so beautiful. I'll get one just to try one. So I think that would be my roster, those three. >> Okay, what's your girlfriend? >> I don't know. My girlfriend's like a Dorian. >> Think about it. >> He loves life. >> He loves life. >> South America. >> So when this question came up, right? And you saw this question on your story, right? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Well, what made you go to escorts if you're already in your relationship? >> Why? Because I just imagine, like, if I was single, you know, I would go instead of doing all that for, like, you know, taking a girl, talking to a girl, paying for food, I used to weigh the dollar and, you know, plus or not. And that's it. >> So as a person that's never, like, paid for an escort, right? And you got to kind of walk me through this. What, the day you decide that you want to start paying, what was kind of going through? Were you just like a dry spell for you? >> No, I just wanted to be honest. I just wanted to buzz as not. And like, since there's a well-known spot around in New York, then, you know, everyone wants to go there. You guys come to New York, I'll show you around. >> No. >> I mean, I know you guys are wrong. >> Nothing. >> But no, no, no, no. >> We know you going, even though you got to go. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> We passed on that. >> What's the last time you went? >> I probably, like, well, four or three years ago. >> Four or three years ago. >> Yeah, I've been with my girl for years. >> Yeah, four or three, though. You said three. >> Yeah, I remember at night, four, four, four. >> But she know that you missed her, so. >> No, she never, she doesn't know and she would never find out. >> Okay, okay. >> We're not even going to try to get you caught, bro. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like, oh, maybe hopefully you reform. You swear you're not doing that to her. So our women listeners don't get mad at us. >> Yeah, yeah, swear I'm not doing that to her. I'm a lawyer, you guys. We're engaged. >> Okay, good. Congratulations, bro. >> Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you. >> Nasty piece of shit. >> Wait, wait, I got to mention you guys, I'm saying something. >> Go ahead. >> You guys, uh, you guys, uh, well, first shout out to my brother, Wilbur and my cousin, Brandon. >> And that was what got out. >> I mean, even though, even though she might not hear it, like shout out to the Bruno Carpenter, you know, she's fine as hell, not gonna lie. >> Oh, yeah. >> I wonder if you know who that is. >> You know, we don't know who that is. >> But you shouldn't be saying this. You got a girl. >> No, it's okay, it's okay. My brother doesn't listen to this. She won't know. >> Okay. >> And then last time, I mean, you guys told my brother and you guys told him that, you're gonna put on the podcast and you guys never put him. >> What was your brother? What was your brother name? Save every member. >> Uh, Wilbur, I think he was on the phone. He was delivering pizza or something. >> Where's he from? >> Here. from Mexico to New York near Roseville. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, he does actually live in the year more near than me though. Okay. I got a lot. Is he so who ordered out of y'all to me, me, we actually went to your Brooklyn show. I don't even remember. I wasn't the front and you came out. You say, like, oh, why are you smiling too much? You look like what you look like, what you look like. I don't even remember this. Me. What? Short back here. What like? Oh, okay, you brought it. You brought it. Oh, did I meet you? What was your name again? Steven. Oh, my god. It's something in your brow. It's not fucking stupid, bro. Oh, my God. That's a good one, bro. I think you know, what's up? What up? I forgot which question. I actually remind you, bro. Well, that's something about you that no one will believe. Oh, uh, when I go to ATMs, yeah, sometimes, like, you know how the ATM got a little trash can for you to don't ever see. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. So I ain't going to lie. Sometimes I'll be at the ATM. I'll put my money out. Now, grab one and just look at it. Just to compare the trash. My tells us that other people are that. What do you usually find? What was the biggest? Oh, yeah. What was the biggest amount you see? Uh, the biggest off line. Well, usually fine. It'd be like $100, $200 and that counts the shit. Uh, the biggest one I found was might have $40K in the checkers account. And I'm like, God damn. So what do you do with that information? Really? Really nothing. Does it. I use it. Does it motivate you? A little bit. I mean, I know, you know, I've got to save more, but I mean, life. So what's the lowest you've seen? I had an account and it was negative $37. I think ATM is great. They probably got a night. I've been there before. I literally tried to go to the ATM and get $60 and got a receipt back like none. Right. I always select not to show my balance either on those receipts. I always show my balance, especially now. Niggas. Niggas like this. A little motivation. No, I don't want to see my balance. I don't even like checking my bank account. No, I'm saying. I never pulled my receipt out. So, yeah, it gets to me like I'm getting up. If somebody not to say what's in your bank account, but if somebody saw your bank account, would they be motivated or what? Hey, man. He doing okay. Okay. That's good. That's all that matter in this economy, bro. Yeah. And the way the world going. Hey, I'm doing okay. My rip paid. I'm good. That's right, bro. Bill's pay rent pay. You got a girl? Yeah. Yeah. She, she, she, she, she chill. She chill. You take care of her. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm saying, that's all that matter. I'm just trying to like up yo shit. You got a girl, job, car, place to live. You doing good, bro. You got money left over in the bank account. Not a lot of Americans can say that. Not a lot of people around the world. You know, man, you're doing good. Hey, but that 40 K nigga don't let him run your girl. Hey, if he, if I see him, listen, we got a box. Yeah, bro, you have a good one, bro. Yeah. Easy. No peace. Yo, take a time. Take a time. Oh my gosh. Shut up. Hey, what's Michael Pat this mic? Oh my gosh. Well, look at the crowd. He's podcast, bro. What's going on, bro? How you doing, man? Pretty good yourself, man. Hey, live in the dream, man. Live in the dream. All right. I got a question for you, man. What's something about you? What's something? What's something? What's something about you that hold on. Oh my gosh. What's something? It was a Patreon episode. This Patreon. Oh, no, bro. You just yeah been there. Let the nigga ask a question. What's something about you that? Oh my gosh. All right. What's something about you that people wouldn't believe? I love being messy with my wife when she told me to hook the business about her friends. And what way? So it's, you know, it's different. You know, it's cool. You got your guys. You got your friends. You know, you're able to talk about mess with your boys, but it's better when your wife bring it to you about her friends. Girlfriend your long-term relationship. Like she she want to be able to tell you mess about her friends. It's better than whatever mess. What kind of ES your friends own. It's better than what you got. Whatever you tell us is always better. Well, some of the messy stuff your girl told you about the friends. Man, hold on. She right here now. Hold on. So it's like. So apparently one of her friends, husband's become the bed. Come to bed musty. I have to come from the gym funky. I want to come and lay up with her. And she don't want to be with it. And why be like now? What do I tell her? Because he's coming to bed musty funky. It's hell. But like why? What can I do to encourage her to, you know, be intimate with her first house with like. I don't nobody would be nobody's musty. That's all I know. I feel it. Okay. So my question to you is you don't think you've ever been the subject in that group. No, no, no, no, no. It's not specifically being musty. It's like, have you been a topic of a conversation that you don't know anything about because obviously I do that's musty. I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure probably not must even. I mean, let her answer it. That's what I'm trying to. Go ahead, man. You got it. She right. It's controlling us. I put it on the podcast. But let her talk, bro. Hi, good yourself. I'm not going to lie. I'm not even trying to be be rude. But like it sounds like it's like somebody like mocking a woman's voice. Like it's her voice that high. Oh, okay. Okay. No, I hear. I hear. No, I hear. No, I hear. I hear. I hear. I hear. He's not happy. Happy international. I have to make sure he wasn't pranking us because our voice was high. I don't know. I understand. He's like that. He's crazy. Oh, she's. I'm crazy. Okay. Has he ever been a subject of conversation with the group chat that he don't know about? Yes. I told you, bro. He nervous. Let's find out more. Like, what was the subject? If you could be real enough. Okay. So basically, I'll say like, this is because we're married now. But while we were dating, I've been my first like real long term relationship that I have had. Like in a few years. So the friend that I'm talking to that he's talking about right now, she was able to really like to help me. Even though she's not really too, too happy in her relationship, I feel like she was able to give some good advice on like how to handle different situations. Because I think that like as we work as I was coming into the relationship, sometimes you can have kind of delusional. Okay. What did he do talking too much? Y'all perfect. I'm not for you. You're right. My fault. He could be a little bit arrogant sometimes. And at first, it was one of the things that I like about him. But then he started getting to talk too much trash. And he started getting on my nerves. I could not get you. So did you? So you have to go to your home girl to be like, what do I do about it? What advice does she give you? Yes. Exactly. Because she was basically telling me like to express myself, but make sure you do it in a way that like still conveys the love and the relationship. Because the friend that we talking about that she's married to. He's close with the friend. So sometimes they have like the same behavior. And so she knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, God, they got it. He's not musty like her. He don't know that. She might just got used to your step. She literally say, y'all two birds of a feather flock together. That is true though. If he's musty, no, no, no, no, no, no. You might not be musty, right? But people would think that you're also musty. Yeah, because proximity to must and on people. Okay, was was was something that I want to lead as positive was something y'all love about each other one thing. Oh, yeah, my wife. Man, she can talk about anybody. Talk to anybody. She can have a have a good time. She can blend in and miss well with anyone. For me, I'm just I'm happy to be part of whatever. I'm sorry, let me make a correction because what he said was she can talk about anybody. I think he missed both and what he meant was she can talk to anybody and talk to I knew I feel it. I mean, but anyway, something I like about him is that he can stick. He can make a boundary and really stick to it. I can be more of a people. So I appreciate him. I'll be standing on business for you. And he's not funky. She's still. She's not confirmed. Have you ever have you ever smell him musty like he has he ever been musty around. No, that's cat. That's cap. She's lying. No, she's. He can go. She can go without a shower like for the next. You know, you just got good genetics. You must see just like that. He just get. He just get flat. The other dude just get flat for it. It's not going to get away with it because he don't get musty easy. Hi, bro, you ever go on. Take a shower and I got. I appreciate you. You're welcome to craft on his podcast. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Pretty good. Happy international woman's entry, by the way. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I didn't want to say that. I don't know why. They trying to spend a narrative that I'm a scientist. So it might feed into it. Yeah, they trying to like they trying to get me out of here. They don't know if I get if I get too much pushback, I just fucking quit. I don't give a fuck. Anyhow, how are you doing? I'm great. How are you all? Good, good, good. We got a question for you. Or not a question. Anyhow, uh, uh, name something that sounds fake, but it's actually real. My old friend started beef with me just so she could back with my old sneaky link. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sneaky link. Oh, okay. Uh, let's watch how she starts something. So wait, hold on. This is good to snickering part. So you were, you had a sneaky link. So that means you were in a relationship. And this is somebody you were seen. No, no, so like, you know, we really have no relations for we were just, you know, sneaking and geeking type of thing. Oh, this is, this is a like a fuck up, you know, what the fuck you calling this, bro? Fuck. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I knew that already. I can tell. I can tell you not a cheater. I don't know why I might assume that. No, I can't take it like me. No, I don't. Sneaky link is sometimes just somebody trying to see on the low. No, it's friends with benefits. But you don't want anybody to know. So it's your sneaky link. Sneaky link don't always have to mean cheating. Clock, clock, I'm ladies. Clock. Um, any who, uh, will you talk about again? Um, how you borrowed that shirt from me. Oh, this, this, this, this out of my closet, Nigerian special. Um, I like it. Goldie. Oh, yeah. What's your, how do you know your best friend was doing that? So, um, she started trying to. Of course, it cut off. It cut off when he started. I'll start again. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You cut off. This is like very bad on women's international century as well. We started getting pleased. I'm sorry. It cut off. So she started getting mad at me about stuff that I didn't know about. I asked one of our mutual friends what was going on. And I tried to talk to him like, Hey, like, what's going on? And she just like, was getting mad over everything, even when I tried to ask her what was going on. So she doesn't want to be friends no more. I'm like, all right, cool. Can't do anything else about it. But then they say, I know IP certain stuff. And he telling me like, yeah, she over here trying to get some dick. I was like, whoa. You get away with trying or successively like did. I don't know because I thought fuck on him. But so you never so you don't even know if it went down. Someone else told me I did, but it never came from neither one of their mouths. Got it. Where are you? Right. Why would it? It's a sneaky link. You know. But if you're not friends, what does she owe you? But she no, no, no, she does owe her. What are you talking about? No, but she started a fight. So that means that she already had she probably had already had sex with him. And then was like, Oh shit. I don't want to look like a bad person and then started to fight with you. I'm letting you know now that shit don't even the timeline don't even seem right. Like, Oh, I want to fuck her sneaky link. So now I'm going to start a fight and then fuck him. It's like it probably already happened. They probably already fucked and then she was like, Oh shit, she gonna find out I'm gonna look like a bad person. Let me make it look like we fell out. They probably were sneaky links then. Right. I mean shit. Because like she knows I don't play that like, you know, backdoor shit. Like I don't like none of that sneaky shit. Just tell me he had a like what's going on. All of you can do this. But she not doing sneaky shit. No, she just got a friends with benefits. No, but it's her sneaky link. But the other girl is a true sneaky link because she going behind her back. She backed on her friend. That sneaky away from your friend. You supposed to like you can have a sneaky link in all your friends and know who it is. It's just not the whole world. I'm not proud to be posted up like, Hey, I'm going to go get some dick from this. No, I don't like that. It doesn't sound too pleasant to me. Oh, man. All right. All right. Let's listen to this. You have a good one. Thank you to me. My friend loved to pie. I appreciate it. Wait, wait, wait, what friend? No, not different. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. This is a new friend. You trust her? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Trust. I mean, trust her for now. Until she gave you something to do, like, not trust her. Trust. Why are you trying to drive them apart? That's what I'm saying. The first time her guard was down is she got caught lacking. Now I'm trying to her guard down. Now you worry about her. Come on. Her guard not down. She knows what she doing. She got confidence. She owned to the next period. Oh, you have a good one. What up? What up? What up? My mic was off the first time. Are you good, bro? How was it mad to say? You say we shouldn't call you back, but I'm already knowing that they get hate me. It's cool. No, no, listen, listen, Mike is trying to, like, Mike is trying to make me beef with every caller we have. I don't get it. Don't call for it, bro. You know, I would have said something already. You know how to pop off. I don't even know. Pat, Pat, you say you state disrespect to me on TikTok live. What was it? I'm going to be drinking. Hello. Oh, Taylor. What is he drinking? Oh, okay. I'm not even trying to beef with you. You know, it's good, bro. It might not sound like a lot of days, but I got on six days that I drink, which is a lot to me. I think you're trying to lose weight, just on five eight, two hundred. Like, that's it. Can't stay forever. Oh, man. Let's take a shot. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I said six days because I started drinking this morning, bro. I helped target open because I had to get a bottle. You helped him lift the gate. I was there at 758. I was there. What's your job today? Like, what's up? Like, yo, you got any school left? I was there. They catch and target members before they even put on a red jacket. God, bro, I'll be coming into work. I'd be like, maybe like, yo, why don't like, I'll be like, I'm my head hurt. Maybe like, why I was like, I drank 15 shots this morning. Damn, co-worker. If you look at awesome, awesome, real stuff, bro. I know, I know we joke a lot, but we don't, um, we don't want you to do that. I don't want to either, bro. No, real talk. Real talk. You, you, you, you will, you would say that you're an alcoholic, right? And you have, bro, I drink like half a bottle. Have you ever tried to do something to like get that, you know, work on it? Bro, like, I was, I would, I'll buy my groceries for the whole week now, so I don't have to go into a store anymore. So I don't buy alcohol, because if I don't want to target. I'll be getting my eggs, like my, like my chicken and all that shit. And I'd be like, damn, alcohol right over there. Like it's right. And I'm like, I'll be like, damn, I brought my ID, like, you know what? I could just go get some shit. It's gone to the point where I would walk into the liquor store. They wouldn't card me. Nothing. They would, they'd see me. They'd go to the back, get my tailor-port and ring the up. And I was like, I gotta stop. - Thank you very much. - Thank you. You ever wanted to like check into like rehab? Was that something like that's not really in your horizon? Cause that that could help, you know, being in a, a combined situation to make. And so like, if they see me going to rehab, they probably disown me, bro. Like, that's the point, bro, like, we'll talk as cause at the point right now, it's like, you're, you're ruining kind of your life. I don't think you can have like a stable job and be alcoholic, you know? Now I got to say, I got two jobs, but I'm just drinking because the jobs be stressing me out. Yeah, I was a week, bro, I got to come home and drink. Like, that's it, be fucking me up. Well, I'm just thinking about longevity, brother. We want to try to find you somehow, bro, if anybody has any resources to help this guy out, reach out to us and we get child connected, then we get it to his drunk. Please do. Yeah. We didn't, we didn't ask him a question. Hold on. Um, okay, name something that sounds fake, but it's actually real. I think drinking makes you a better person. Oh, my gosh. Well, let me, like, you got to hear me out, all right? Okay. So, like, like, my friends will tell me, like, some shit, like, a lot of my friends kind of me advice. I don't know why, but like, they treat me as a therapist. So, like, one of my friends, he came to me, he's like, you know, like, I've been dating this girl for like four months. We went on a break. And then like, after we got off the break two weeks later, she told me she got chlamydia. And I'm like, yeah, nigga, like, that's fucked up. But he's like, yo, she told me it was from this guy she fucked a year ago. Like, it wasn't recent. So she didn't cheat on me. Now, me, I don't got too much experience to hold. It's like, I don't got crazy experience. I don't like, nigga, she lying. Like, I'm just gonna tell you straight up, like, there's no bitch. I guess chlamydia a year after she don't fucking niggas. So I'm just like, bro, she cheating on you. Like, I'm sorry. Like, and I'm fucking this up this nigga whole day up because he don't convince himself she not cheating. I'm like, bro, she is the next day. I'm drunk as hell. He called me about the shit again. And I'm just like, you know what? You right, bro. She had God fear of women. Like, she loves you, bro. Like, y'all gonna marry each other. Like, y'all gonna be cool. And I haven't even, we haven't like talked about the shit for real since then. He's been happy as fuck since like, he trusted what I said. I was like, bro, she lying to you, but I'm gonna let you have that. When I'm drunk as hell, I be like, I be letting people have it. Like, my girl be yelling at me. And I just be like seven shots deep. I'm like, you know what? You right, bro. When I'm sober, I gotta be yelling right back. Like, I'm just like, I don't take shit when I'm sober. When I'm drunk, I let people have shit that like, I wouldn't do a foul sober. Are you feeling it? Hey, yo, bro, Pat, you always think I'm on some gays shit. I think that's, I think that's a reflection on you. I just say, hey, yo, that's all I said. I stayed in my bro. What do you mean by that, yo, then? Interesting. I don't think it just sounded. I know what you're talking about. Well, you think I let niggas have my booty part. You went to like, I just say, hey, yo, you went to like, I mean, have you been drinking today? I'm drunk as fuck right now. I'm told, bro. You're not a daughter working two hours, too. You're just not a fun guy to be around. Like we said, if anybody got any connections to help this man now, we'll get you all connected and find him some help. Because now, seriously, real talk though, we want the best for you, bro. You seem like you have a good personality. I wouldn't say all that. I'm just saying, you seem like a chill dude. And I feel like, see Pat, Mike can box Mike can box. So I'm gonna let him say whatever he want. I'm not gonna say anything bad though. I mean, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm not a fun nigga to beer. I'm the life of the party. Fuck you. Yeah, shit. If you can make it to the party. Niggas come up in the party. Be like, yo, take a shot with me because they know I'm gonna do it. No, that's not come on now. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, bro. Oh, bro. You don't care about you. Do you say make sure you do some water, bro? Yeah, some water is already three bottles deep today. It's 92 degrees out here. Yeah, drink some water, bro. All right. I saw Instagram posts that said, small things, give me the egg for like, why the fuck are you falling McDonald's on Instagram? Come on. And as someone else said, people falling on Instagram, Instagram, I kind of get it. There are some type of followers that be like, all right, bro. Why the? Yes. You got a celebrity limit. Like, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you got celebrity, like, comment. Yeah. Have a, like, have a style. Like, okay, you live in Milwaukee. You follow Yarnas. Cool. You like Drake. You follow Drake. Cool. Like, the bigger ones are okay, but like, okay, you follow you follow Drake. You what? Why the fuck are you following Mac main? Like, come on now. Like, okay, you follow Tiger? Like, you follow the whole young man. You follow the main page for young money. Look, look, look, look, twist. Remember the time frame of which when we started Instagram, that was cool back then. No, it was though. No, no, 2012, 2011. Come on. This one, those things are funny just to make fun of. Yeah, that probably some falls I have is like, why the fuck is Mike falling Pepsi? No, I followed Jesus. I'm not telling you. I'm really still from there's this bit that we did on the podcast, maybe like three, four years ago already. I was in here. I followed the, I'm in a sperm donor group. So we did it just for research purposes, right? And I've still been in there for three years later. I'm still in that group. Just observing. Oh, it's interesting though. Like, sometimes I've been seeing people's posts. It's just interesting. Look at, no, I have to explain that to my girl though. I've seen a page in there, like sometimes like, because they all sperm donor, sometimes a do's send a video of him like busing and everybody put pictures in the office with a umbrella. And they also talk to me. I think also is like the nosiness in me. Like when there's like a dude would be like looking for a, I'm a donor in Milwaukee or something like that. And I'm like, Milwaukee. It's like three people I know in Milwaukee. No, they don't only know I know that about them. They don't know that know that about them. Like, come on now, you got like 10 kids out here. Every time they get a deadbeat. No, that's crazy. That'd be tendencies. Okay, you started a tweet a week. So now we're really rolling to it. That was tweeted week. That was more post. No, no, no, I was tweeted a week. Make sure you put X's all over this. This is not tweeted week. This tweet says, let's fucking go is basically a Lewock bar for white boys. That's what it is. That's what it means like praise God. Huh? What it means like praise God? That's they shit. That's a, that's a press guy. Yeah. Let's fucking go. I love that. That's how you get a white boy charged up. No, let's, no, you I'm telling you. I was a let's go person to in college. They, they are motivational. Like, if you got a team, that's why I like the NFL always keep they roster about 50% white because you have to, bro, because the less fucking go to raw, raw, raw. We got one life to live, boys. They love that shit, boy. Especially in college football, we always had that one create the crazy white boy that is willing to tackle head first. Will like a get a concussion for you. That's the type of, that's what you want to do. You have to get turned up like the craziest and ward. That's what you need. You need somebody to just like, okay, it looked like he can take out three dudes, right? So I should be able to go one on one and do my job. So it's just like, let's fucking go. Real crap though. And quotes it says, bro, I told you to leave the ladies alone, chase the bag first and the picture under it. It's a do on the phone, cut it up with his girl. And it's just like, that's who gives, like, advice to people and I'll be doing that shit too. I'll be happy to say, oh, and I'll be like, man, she disrespecting you. Get the fuck out of here. And my girl be like, please get off the phone. God damn. Alright, bruh, I'm gonna hit you back. Remember, leave your girl. Would you say baby love that? I'll get the popcorn. I'm sorry. I know I hate KC too. You got to pretend you hate KC until he, uh, it's always funny seeing like love Island stuff because I don't watch it. So it's like, I know, but it's like, I get the context. So it's like, the memes are still funny to me. Like even though I don't know anything that's happening, I just see the same girl that's kissing everybody and another girl that's doing splits and shit. I think I think I'm going to record myself just watching, reacting to love Island and somebody that's never watched it. She, she, she pooped on herself too, didn't she? No, she did not poop on herself. That's not true. That was the dress. Did that split too hard? Yeah, the, the split shit. How many more episodes of it? Is it halfway through? They'll be halfway through. I'm so behind. I'm so like, right here, the people behind me at the airport were talking about this shit. It's a bit, it's getting juicy. I'm fine. This, this is good. See, this probably the most I've ever seen love Island get talked about. Is this the love Island America? Or UK? Yes. Okay. I'm telling you, they create, I'm saying they're creating stars. Like these, the people that are going to come out of this are like, I'm telling you. -Love for sure. -Love for sure. For sure. The season before it. They did. This season, I don't know how it's all going to end up with how big their celebrity will end up. - They don't have a lot of fan favorites. - But you got a lot of, but you got people that are getting to look like the sole girl, she got eliminated so early. And I still feel like she's popper's health for somebody that was only on the show for like two or three days. - I'd be liberal, where would she be in five years? - But that's everybody. Where would we be in five years, should? - Better work. (laughing) - Nigga might just have it a concrete talent though. - No, I get it. - She's like, Ohlandria, for example, I think she utilized her moment very well to help rise her stardom. But everybody else did not do that. And so you have a time frame of when you can keep that-- - Joseph has a very unique look, that's really, like she looks really good. - Yeah, she's very beautiful. - Nigga just got engaged, fuck. - It's look good, fuck. (laughing) - I've been married, bro. - Harar put the, we're a little like he on camera and shit. (laughing) - With the cheaters logo. - Yeah. (laughing) - What, you look good, I thought shit. - Okay, this, I was like, she just had the red light district with my girl. - Oh, fire. - I was looking at titties and shit. - Did you pick one out? - Nah. - You didn't? - No. - Then what the fuck you in the game for? (laughing) - Upload a play. All right, this is back shots make you nut fast. Seeing all that ass jiggle. And somebody said, I started looking away thinking about my day at relatives. Somebody said, I gotta turn on Martin. Somebody said, don't look down. That's all I could tell you. (laughing) The reason, so I don't like the relative thing 'cause it's always a joke, you'd be like, oh, so you don't do it. Think about your grandma, think about your grandma. Think of how many people did the grandma thing and still like, I-- (laughing) - Did it work? (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - You didn't talk about not young grandma. (laughing) - That's crazy. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no. - That was some terrible advice. - The other one was like, just imagine everybody naked. Like, if you ever are nervous for public speaking? - Yeah. - I was like, wait, that's what I'm talking about. - Some horny ass advice. (laughing) - Yo, just imagine them two fucking you good. (laughing) - You two love, imagine them, you good. But I get what they're saying. It's just basically saying the naked thing is supposed to be like an embarrassing thing. But my favorite one is just simple. Just like, find the person that's interacting the most with you and kind of like go off that vibe and like build in there. That's what I do. Every time we have a live show, there's always somebody that's over geeking. I'm just like, okay, you my person. - I think anytime I had to do public speaking, it was more, know that you know more about what you're talking about than the party the people in the audience. - That's what you're trying to explain. - Yes. - I wonder for me. I think I just go back to all the other times that I've done it and it gives me like a piece of like, okay, you haven't failed yet, so. - You don't ever get nervous like public speaking? - It depends. When I do Bruce Games, no. As long as I know what I'm about to say, a lot of it is a little bit improv and memorization. But if I have to speak, let's say do a dissertation or something in front of, let's say, 20,000 people, that would feel a little bit more nerve wrecking to me. - Did you do a speech at, you all the modern? - I did, I did, I did a commencement speech. - How you doing? - How you doing? - Yeah, UWM, it was about 15 minutes. It was really good. - Were you nervous for that? - At first, but then once I started, it just went in. - Are you speaking the future? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, minutes as long as-- - I was speaking to the-- - Did you bring, you bring Link, what IV for the Monika? (laughing) Did you have a juicy thought? (laughing) Did you see that? And you all want to listen to the commencement speech is on my podcast. - Oh, really? - You say spot, yeah. - Let me lock in. - I'm about to go. - I'm about to go, I'm about to go. - Look, I wasn't there. I'm just me and Carrie's still got me from last week when she told me a boring or the other last time. - That was hilarious. - What did she call you boring? - 'Cause I was explaining a vlog I did. - What vlog? - The vlog I did. - Boring on it right now. (laughing) - No, that's funny. No, I got payback for her, too. - She still got some shit coming. - No, she got some shit coming. - Wait, I got to talk to her fiance so I can get a little bit more info. (laughing) Like, do she drink water? Okay. - To listen. Why do you think I heard of this every time? (laughing) - Oh, this is my favorite two of the week. I put this one on my story. It says, "Niggas be blasting some straight bullshit on them Harley's." - That's so funny. - Bro, the fucked-up part about it is it's just like, it's never really like a song you don't know. - Yeah. - Like nine out of 10 times, it's a song you know, but it's just like, why am I listening to Air Force ones by Nellie in the same lunatics at fucking three in the morning? - And it's blasting. - And they don't want to hear that shit. - And it's like, I'm trying to get home, I'm drunk. (laughing) - Oh my God, that's fine, go. - And there's two spectrums of like the speakers on the bike, right? There's the people with the terrible sound systems. That shit sounds like fucking just terrible. - Brattles. - Yeah. - And people that be having like the great sound systems, like why is this shit so loud? Like this sound like surround sound. - That should be blaring. - That shit is so dope. - Dude, dude. - Wow. - And they should be riding with the engine to the earth. - There's the rep at the engine. - Say that again. - Maybe riding in groups playing all different songs. (laughing) - Hey, the crazy exhaust sound with those acropella brands that we try to sing at different notes and shit. - Niggas don't even be in the same genre. - This Niggot over here playing fucking Conway Twitty. And this Niggot is playing fucking Chingy. - I never thought about that, but that is so bad. - That is crazy. - That is crazy. - Right there, right there. - You mostly see like the music, like a bunch of different people like with the three-wheelers. - Yeah. - They call it the most crazy. - Yeah, I like them. At least they, usually they're far apart 'cause one I'm speaking like crazy. - Cops hate them. - That's so easy for cops, especially when they be in races, they just hop right behind them every single time. - I don't mind the ones on the motorcycle. I don't like when people are driving and they burn rubber on purpose. Like when they come down the street and it's like super loud, why did they do that? - Y'all know. - You don't hurt that? - Yeah, I think it's like a adrenaline thing. - I think they do it for the dudes though. What was I gonna say though? - During a tour, I start to realize that I'm a really good conversational person. I'm a good, like, I'll get a group conversation going. But I also will leave that same conversation and leave Pat in that group conversation. So I just start to realize that and I apologize for doing that a lot. - No, fuck you. - Of course. - Second hand, bro. - No, I don't like that you do that on tour because sometimes you do that with the women on tour. - Yes, I will get them riled up and then I'll leave them on Pat. You know, might be riled up. - I just never seen Mike riled up. - No, no, no, no. - That riled up. - No, that riled up that riled up that riled up that riled up that riled up. - This is how to be angry going back. - So I'll give you an example. So we'll be going through to meet and agree. And then there'll be two women that come up. And usually like, people just want us to hang out with them. They just like want to know where we're going after. So Mike, what he does, every fucking city we go, he acquires like all the spots that people have mentioned. 'Cause we usually, like, during the show, before the show, there's somebody like, when we was in Toronto, they kept yelling out Brampton and all these different things. So by the time the fourth or fifth person gets up for the meet and agree, Mike has all the knowledge of the places we hit. So they'd be like, where y'all going tonight? Mike was like, my slide by Brampton, hit this, hit that. And they get so excited and then he'll leave. And they'd be talking to me like, what time y'all getting the Brampton? - The Brampton. - The flow. So now I'm like, line to girl. Like, I think like 3 a.m. like Brampton closed that too, yeah, I know that. You get that, I gotta pretend. They keeping it open for us, be there or be square. - That's funny that even like the guys and the girls, they know that, they know when they game like, spin a little bit. - They know every time. They know. - They do not go in there. - They know we're not gonna go like some most places. Like, obviously there's some places that we will go to if it's like a actual like a loungy type of place. Or it's just a good vibe overall. But some y'all be suggesting some bullshit. So then I blame the other people that suggest bullshit. So then I kind of come with bullshit to y'all. Like I'm coming to that place as bullshit. So. - Yeah. I would say in Boston was the most we got steer wrong. Like there was only one person I was right in Boston. Like everybody steered us wrong. Trying to think of what we did in Toronto. We didn't listen to anybody in Toronto because our management is based there. So we already kind of had ends on like, where he's supposed to go. Trying to think of-- - Shout out to Cleo and Kev. - Oh, shout out to Cleo and Kev. Shout out to Kev. Kev got 1,000 white shirts. - Niggas like a cartoon character. - No, that is my goal. - No, every time we go to Toronto, we got a Mike Heva. - Yeah, it's a dude we hung out with in Toronto. And he was just a character. - Yeah, legit. Like it's almost like you're in a sitcom hanging with him. Like it was so funny. - You can't vlog that one. - No, just we do. - He's like one of those dudes. I've ran into like probably like a hundred dudes where it's like, I'm in their city for a party. And they like, yo, do you really want a party? And I challenge all hundred of those dudes because I actually like the party. Like you tell me we're going party. Like we go into a 3, 4 a.m. to bar clothes. Like we about to have fun. We about to get peace at the end of the night. We about to be drunk as hell. And we about to wake up at 7 a.m. And we're like, we about to do it all. And it's like most of those dudes, they don't really party like that. And it's like 12, 30. And they'd be like, they ain't got nowhere else to go. This nigga, Kev. I'm not fucking with him, but I challenge this nigga, but I had about six shots in 30 minutes And we was on to the next spot. He getting us I'm talking about Brian never bar hop so much. I was falling asleep standing up No, yeah, me sleepy. Yeah, I'm like, I thought he roofie beers So what's your what's your guys limit on telling people happy father's day like how many friends do you say because like I Start to find the difficult words like as you get older There's a lot more of your friends are fathers. So I'm like, okay, I wish pat happy father's day It was gene happy father's day like we're just like my list end of people that I'll actually like go out my way and reach out to How many people you care about? Because there's some people that look some people catch me because then I'll they'll post a picture of the kid on their story and then I'll be like Happy father's day, bro, but then I'm like damn do I do this for this person or do you know I just I think you're thinking about it right if it's if it's present right in front of you do it But my thing is just like like with like Jean right? It's like very important for him to get his first father's day Like I because I felt like people were doing that to me when I had a kid Oh, it's my first father's day people reaching out to it mean way more and it's like kind of set in reality like we see you being the father Happy father's day, but if you but the more kids you got the more likely I'm not I found out after you know, I said happy father's day to the homies and shit and then my dad come to the next day I got the same But it be like that when you're when you're your first time dad sometimes you like you feel like you're the priority Everybody should come to you like you feel like you're dad probably tomorrow's day. Yeah Oh Masha gonna be played in both clubs Come on man. Oh Oh, you used to watch flavor of love right? Yeah, um, it was like a recent tweet which made me think of how like You know somebody's women were pretty popular after the show like we still know of some of these women like hoops, right? And you like you think of somebody like who's yeah, you think of who's delicious new york, right? But do you think like how did they get those names He gave him he gave him those names and it just it just funny because somebody came out a tweet It was like flavor Flav used to be like you look like you work out your name gonna be Pilates And it just like all of them got their name like just simply and you know flavor Flav wasn't that Intricate of a thinker like he didn't think like he ain't go did it was like the surface level. Yeah You told me one senses and what you do for 11 or I'm looking at you and I'm naming you this name brace it That wasn't one of the one of the name bambi or some shit bambi What am I going to do important most probably No, that's a crazy accusation. That's a crazy accusation and ain't I'm through I feel like delicious It's like one of the most popular one who actually wanted the season. I can't forget I think bambi won one season right The taller what's the taller white woman? She won? It definitely wasn't buck wild, but it was a hoops one season one. Yes, delicious one season. But who said who said want him? Yeah, something like that. Like it would be girls that used to win that show that I just talked about that. I think he was really trying to find love I think the women used to turn him down like after for sure After famish. Yeah. Yeah. Who won or this might just be a prearranged versus delicious and then we'll season three say thing too Well, I think I remember there's a winner. Yeah Yeah, I didn't know I had a season three. Yeah, I mean, that's last season. That's what it says. Yeah He finally found it. But he ended up dating a girl that he didn't pick the taller white woman. I forgot her name It's like so she's in relation to her. She's like six two. Oh, she's older. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot where her name is but Oh, her name. Fuck any who um, but Ray Jay I only remember one woman from Ray Jay. So Ray Jay have one. Yes, he had for a love of Ray Jay or the love of Ray Jay. That was like one season. It was that girl dangerous Remember she had to like the lion tattoo on her face. Yeah, don't worry about that show. Show homies. Is that what she did? That's what the song said Oh, yeah, he did have a song. Remember he got that really popular clipper that girl trying to throw the wine in his face And he stopped and then that was his wife and then he pushed her in the pool. Was that for the leverage season? Yeah, it's princess But she was from the show. Yeah, and he married her from the show. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, that's what I fuck with uh, because New York had her spin off Yeah, and then real chance of love. Yeah, yeah, they had they that was two brothers of Yeah, it was real in change right? Just like why? The y'all should have separated that all telling my we're aging to fuck ourselves. I'm a man. Listen to us. But I was telling my sit down there. That's not even a crazy show. We got down. I'm gonna look it up. Blue. Look up in my riding Watching nigga get a fish tank put in the steering wheel. No real. No, but no, but the shows today are crazy. Like we think like the day and like flavorfully was crazy for a love of Ray J was crazy Just concept especially like a lot of shows are misogynistic. So they would never survive today But like I literally just saw a show I was telling Mike. I saw a show where I forgot the name of the show somebody sent it to me, but it was a show where there's there's quote-unquote milf's older women And younger men as like a dating show But the twist is Every older woman has a son on the show who's also looking for older woman. So it's like nine moms nine sons and they're interacting that way That's just weird. Ain't that crazy. Yeah, there was a I don't know who's watching it if you watch it. Come on Like tell me why though. You know, that's like a popular category. Yeah Super puzzle. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of people who fetish itself. I'm guessing that's the ones I liked the most are like the people that like have like weird like lifestyles of like oh remember to do that was attracted to balloons We did like a he's like literally sexually attracted to balloons like he used to go into rooms and then you hear like three balloons pop And you hear him pop and then um it was uh the dude um he was real cheap Yeah, you remember that I think I might have had two wives or some shit, but he was super cheap like it's those TLC shows They be like those are very interesting. I saw someone who used to like to eat like couches or something. Yeah Inside it. Yeah, like how are you getting full of I still think some of those are lugs ad related to yes It's like I don't know. It's just like from the health thing. It's like you'd be dead by now. Yeah, keep stuff I do believe like like a lot of the OCD ones I believe yeah, I mean obviously the ones are like bring out the olives That's my favorite one. Okay, oh, I had a question um for you. Yeah, you got to dress like I'll it today. Um No I'm dressed. I'm dressed how Mike should dress Mike was in speed and I had nothing to wear. I said let me go to his class Out of interest. No, no, no, I'm just like a Nigerian man with style you are Nigerian colors though. I am part Nigerian No, that's the thing we got all due though We all got to do our ancestry, but we got to get a bag for it too So we got reached out to ancestry.com or whatever the little 24 and me or 23 and me especially since we got I feel like you should be able to lead the way because the biggest thing is like how much of a Nigerian? Yes Yes, exactly. That's the that's the thing because I say you're just below 80% No, I don't think so because when I see other Nigerians is like pretty distinct like you have like some very Americanized features I say. I don't anything my people. I might be the first uh what is uh Hassano say first in my bloodline To grow up in Chicago. That's what I'm saying But you definitely got some cut you got a cousin outreach how he asked you for some money bro I just bringing that to the fog bro I'm just saying it's not my cousin either is a random man. His name is I don't know that nigga bro No, I don't know that nigga bro I'll put 10 days. That this nigga is Mike's cousin. They got they got no Just like the one I showed you they look just alike like I think just Nigerians kind of have the same noses broke show at the redundant. He's gonna show you a picture I swear to god just carry you saw the doctor right the doctor look just like Will you admit the doctor your cousin? No, oh fuck off Okay, oh last one and it's a question for everybody What's something you always assume was mandatory in life until you met someone who just didn't do it huh I let juggle first minds is too realistic I feel like minds is I've never I feel like I'm the person that was never doing the thing. Like I was doing things the wrong way. And we just kind of find the way. So I don't know if I have an answer for this one. - I think mine was, I had a friend in college who we used to use the same condom stash and he used to always come back with this condom. I'm like, are you using it? He's like, no, not this time. And that was like my first time realizing like, oh, everybody out here is just like. - Nancy. - Raw dog. I mean, just like, nasty in a way. And then also like, we was 18, 19 in college. It's like, you don't care if you get pregnant. Like your life is over, my nigga. - No, I definitely was always aware of that. - OCD, okay. - Come on now. (laughing) - I'm taking my, I'm taking my, I'm taking my, come with me. - Yeah. - I've done that before. - Come on now. - Come on now. - When a turkey based a rumor was going around, that shit. (laughing) I've done it and then like took the trash out. (laughing) - To the dumpster. - It's not that true. (laughing) - Good similarity. - Yeah. - Come on now. - I feel like all the things that I was like, today, years old and found out. I just, I said, fuck that. I'm gonna do it in my way anyways. 'Cause I had too much pride in shit, you know? - That's true. - Can't teach old dog new tricks. (laughing) - Caring ain't got nothing. - I do have some. - What is yours? - I'm not gonna give the realistic one, but I am gonna give the example. You remember how your parents used to lie to you about certain things when you were younger and you thought it was the truth. So for example, you in the car and the light in the car and they're like, don't talk about that light with the light on 'cause you'll get pulled over. So I'm like that. - But I think that's real though. - I don't think it is. - Back in the day, like cops are still racist. Back in the day, they was racist as fuck. So like, you turn on the light and now they can see you black. Like, ah. (laughing) I didn't even know that I was a nigga. Pull over. (laughing) That was your light on it. - I feel like I was calling it. - I feel like that was our parents' way of like protecting us from just doing like, even getting like the walking to the line in a sense. - Yes, like giving them a reason to even pull you over. - Yeah, yeah. - Maybe there's something wrong with the vehicle. Why are your lights on? - Dude, dude, dude. - Oh, stop. - I mean, you're being real. - Oh my God. - I gotta, I know how I feel. - That's the way it is. - No. - That's just the way it is. - It's not, but before we go, I feel like you were about to end it. I need to know how y'all felt about the B2 words and how everything went. - Oh, we didn't even talk about that shit. - I know, I wanted to real quick, 'cause you know, that's my bag right there. - It felt nostalgic. Like, seeing T.I. perform, it felt like I was watching it like, when I was younger. I don't know why the T.I. thing brought me to it. - I was running after shit. - Yeah, it was dope as hell. - I was in a plane. So I didn't at least saw a clip. - Yeah. - How was the, how would you guys say that Juski did as a host? - I thought he did a good job. I've been seeing some people critiquing him online and I-- - Rather some of the critiquities I didn't see any. - So they're saying that he got handed the position or they're saying that his skits that he does online didn't translate well to like a big stage like the B2 awards or they felt like he wasn't commanding an adult audience 'cause maybe his audience is a little bit younger. But I thought overall he did a good job. You know, like nowadays you're learning, when you're at that stage and you're so big and you're viral, you're learning and growing publicly. So I just feel like for this to be his first time hosting something that huge. I thought he did a good job. I don't think he did that. - I saw the Jay-Z bit that he did. I thought it was pretty funny. - He did a Stevie Wonder braille line. - Yeah, yeah, I saw the words. - That's a thing about Juski though. He's just a home run hitter. And I think like when you get host, like the old school host, like Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, like Eddie Murphy, they're like every line means something. Juski's not a person. Juski's not a person that's gonna like give you a line that's all leading up to one story. He's like a person. Look at this funny ass joke. This funny ass thing and then he's regular. Then he's like, look at this funny ass thing. So I feel like a lot of people aren't used to it. - I think that probably comes with like experience too. Like you mentioned Chris Rock. I think when they get their jokes off him and I could Dave Chappelle, they can say something very normal and it's like people are laugh at it. But I think it's like the smoothness of it. I think Juski's still young too, 'cause some of his jokes are like, you know the joke is coming sometimes. - Yeah. - I think for Juski, he's very much like a reactionary type of comedian versus a stand-up comic. And I think that's why people work with Tickin' Him too, 'cause they're like, it's a complete different type of stage and they thought that. - But what I saw it seemed like it did a pretty good job. - Yeah, I think he catching a little flag for the, my bad. - I was just gonna say, I like the fact that B.E.T. supported him. You know, 'cause he gets, you know, quote unquote, maybe canceled from certain communities and stuff like that. So to see his gets translate to like a stage on B.E.T., that was dope. - Yeah, you're saying it's gonna be a big, a big flag for her. - So at the beginning of the show, I had to look it up first. At the beginning of the show, he said that he made a joke like we not doing no long speeches. And they hired-- - Oh yeah. - They hired like a saxophone player to play like the sax, like that we got here on the podcast. And they hired somebody to do that. So Sizzah and Dolcey were on stage and they were doing like their speech and like he, he stayed true to that and he played that and like the team-- - Well, the saxophone. - Yeah, yeah. - I think juicy was on stage when that was happening. - The production probably had them to do it. That's not a true ski girl. - It's a joke, right? It's obviously a joke somebody wrote for him and they probably thought the joke was gonna be used on somebody that it was funny or on. But like, I'm telling you, like-- - 'Cause they play the house music usually. That's what happens. It starts playing house music as you're-- - It's just in the house music. - Yeah, but how's it making a way of making it a little bit more? - Community. - Yeah, community. - But when-- - It's current, too. - But like, I feel like it just like, you got to read the room. If I'm doing the awards and a comedian wins the award or somebody who's an actor wins the award is cool, but it's like, if it's too black women up there, it's like, probably, we probably shouldn't play the sacks. - But I think that's, again, that's a BT thing, though. - I know, that's what I'm saying, even BT is just like, we probably shouldn't play the sacks on all this. - I don't think it's up to them, though. They gotta keep the program, bro. - I agree. I don't think that they should have did that to Dochi and since then, because she had an actual message, I think that she was trying to give. I can see if it's like Cardi B, shout out Cardi B, she won, too. But if she was up there, you know, playing it-- - That's picking the music, but it would be funnier. It would be funnier if they did it to Cardi because Cardi has some comedic genius in herself. And the same thing with Lotto, we've seen her joke and play and stuff like that. But as far as with Dochi, it just went through online. - Yeah, I get it. - With the hate that she was getting. - It's almost like the Angel Reese thing. You don't think I watched Atlanta Dream basketball, and I want to critique Angel Reese online, just like I critique other NBA players. I just don't, because I know who would jump in once I say such a shit. I'm gonna have nine comments in seven of them are people that actually hate black women or actually hate Angel Reese for no reason. And now I'm just feeding into that. So I feel like them doing that with the sax with Dochi thing, like helps people-- - Did they play the sax for anybody else? - No. - No, that was the only one. - That was the only one. - That's what I'm saying. (laughing) It has to be a call, like they have to see the sax, like, oh, or Druski got to come on and be like, ah, but Druski probably not doing that 'cause Druski-- - Yeah. - Get 'em in for the next good? - Yeah. - And people were saying that Kiki Palmer, did you, I don't know if you guys saw this a little bit that they did. - If you were cheering, loud for her. - Took the mic and was like, I don't even know why you took my gig. But hopefully she does it next year, 'cause I think it would be a great help. - She has the personality. - But I also think that was the setup. I don't think-- - Yeah, it was like a little bit. - Yeah, 'cause it's a bit. I think that's the setup for her to do it next year, okay? - Oh, the setup. - Yeah, yeah. - I think she'd be, I think she'd be a great host. I think that's what BET is going off of. I think any award show got it and got it and know that. I think that's the new meta. It's about who's hosting it. I mean, look at the streamer awards. The streamer awards, I feel like would have been a little bit more iconic if they picked different hosts. They should have probably picked a famous comedian or-- - But that was the streamer awards are streamer funded, though. - Yes, I know that, but they should have streamer funded a host. - Wow. The only thing I didn't like about the Druski Kiki thing is now people are putting them against each other 'cause they're saying, "Oh, that's how the industry is." They take jobs away from a black woman and give it to a black man, but I really don't think it was that at all. - I think this is like, I think BET made a decision 'cause obviously we know the theme would be to awards. It was kind of like being undervalued as like, that's not the world awards. It's not really held to the same standards as the Oscars and it shouldn't be that way. And I think they needed to make a splash 'cause I think viewership was down. And then who has the most eyeballs on them is Druski. - Yeah. - So that makes sense for my marketing type of thing to kind of bring more eyeballs. 'Cause I would bet that this is probably one of the most watched BET awards in a while. - Or the clips at least. - Yeah, the clips for sure. - I mean, they didn't watch it at all and I felt like I saw that, I saw it. - They needed that 25 to 32 demographic. Like, if you got any demographics on Instagram or whatever, it's always like 25 to 32. And nobody was coming over there without a good host. If they weren't already watching it. So it was like, they're not trying to appease to the people that's already tuning into the BET awards. Or they had picked somebody like, I don't know who they would have picked that's like kind of old. Like, if Donald Rowlands, like shout out the funniest hell, Donald Rowlands would have hosted it. (laughing) - I'm just sad. That's my favorite, that's my favorite comedian. But if Donald Rowlands were to host it, it wouldn't have pulled any of like the new faces that they needed over there. And it was like, especially if you know you about to put on a big show stuff. 'Cause they got to pay for all those performances. I know Cardi B not cheap. can don't however not cheap. Like just like the line up they pick, there's just like crazy. I know getting Janet up there not fucking cheap. Oh Janet. Man, you hear that voice? Man, man. Her, her, her, her, her, her talking voice too. Pop. Now Janet's talking voice. God damn. I never paid attention to somebody talking so much. I listed the everywhere. I saw the whole thing on Twitter. I love crashed on me and Patrick is the best. Fuck Mike. Not even heartbroken. Fuck Gene. Do it then. Terry, Lee Swarter. I tried to make this crazy crazy. That's just crashed on me's episode 265. Appreciate you all remember half-fault Patreon this month. 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