195 - Pastor's Secret UAP Summit, Weaponized Dolphins & Alaskan Cryptids

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They've been doing it since Vietnam. It's a wild ride. - Last week, we talked about Russian cryptids. This week, we're talking about Alaska and Appalachia. And there's more connections than you can even imagine. It's gonna be wild. It's gonna be nuts. - And unless you're trapped in a double inception deception. This podcast is brought to you in part by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. - A double inception deception. - Oh, that's what she said. - Yes. - That sounds like a spell. - Ding-da-dum-dum-ding-dum-dum. A double inception a deception. - Really quick. If you could put any kind of AI crazy image underneath a picture of a t-shirt for a transition to the next segment, like what would be there? - Nessie. - What's Nessie doing? - Vladimir Putin is wearing the shirt on Nessie. - Okay. - What are you talking about? - You'll see. - Andrew, Andrew is getting me snacks. Every episode. - That's very nice. - Maybe you want something. Money, perhaps? - Money. - He's trying to bribe you or something? - He's trying to bribe me. - That's so true. He just had, didn't you just have a baby? - I did just have a kid. - Oh my gosh. - He's a healthy, healthy baby boy. - I can't wait. I can't wait till Noah's like 12 and we're still doing this. - Dude, he's doing good. He had a gnarly regression last night though. We were getting four or five hours and then about two and a half, three hours in, he just lost it. Like Paige was like, what did you, I was changing him. She's like, what did you do to him? I was like, I promise you nothing. Just screaming. - I just, I pinched him. You have to pinch him before you change the diaper, right? - Yeah. - Oh yeah. Is that the hack? - Yeah. - Okay. - I will say, get him allergy tested. Our dear Zoe Love is severely allergic to eggs and she's getting an EpiPen for a baby. - That's scary. - Whoa. - Eggs. - Our dear Zoe Love. - Eggs are in so much. - I know. - That's wild. - And if Jamie eats eggs, then Zoe eats eggs. - Oof. - Man, he's been, he's been good. He just, he was just on one. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Being a baby. - That's not excellent. - Being a baby. That's not excellent at all. - Nice. Nice. - Sorry, I didn't mean to make a yolk right there. - I went, I went to the, I went to the doctor yesterday. - Cracked her up. What's up? I went to the doctor yesterday. - I can't stop going. - This podcast is scrambled. - Oh, it's so good. - All right, everyone. - You went to the doctor yesterday. - I was trying to think of an egg pun. - Oh God. - And I asked him, my doctor's so funny. He's just like, so. So nonchalant. He's like, yeah, your cholesterol is looking good. He's like, doing great. Any questions? I'm like, I've never asked you, but I've been peeing so much ever since a child. I pee so much. - Yeah. - Like a crazy amount. And he's like, you get up in the middle of the night to pee? I'm like, every night. - Yeah. - And he's like, oh yeah, well we can just write you a prescription that can help that. Like, it's been that easy? You've never talked to your doctor about this? - No. I mean, 'cause I went through the whole thing with the urologist. The urologist, way back in the day, they're like, sorry, bud, you're just gonna pee a lot for the rest of your life. - That's the first step, isn't it? The first step, first step, shaggy BT, second step, doctor. - Yeah. - This is your own fault. You've been putting yourself through pain, bro. - I know. Well, we're gonna see how it works. He's like, side effects are dry mouth and constipation. I said, I'll take it. - Well, let's Google it. - It's a trade off. - That sounds like two fixes, though. - We're gonna do a little bit more Googling before we say yes. - So you've had it ever since you've had a baby, correct? - Yeah. - Maybe it's stretched out urethra. - Dude, guys, we got a lot of stuff. to talk about today. So much stuff. Teasing. Crazy stuff. Aliens. Kamikaze dolphins. Pastors talking about aliens. Ooh. Cruise ships. I'm completely out of the loop on that. Ooh, yes. Well, here's the thing, too, guys. We're two weeks ahead, so everything we talk about. Is right now. Is right. It's happening right now. So we apologize, and we know some of you don't like it, but it'll just be a little refresher. And it's like you're looking into a time machine and seeing us experience it now, and in two weeks, the world could be different. You're looking at us now, and you're like, you silly boys. You are completely off. You get to be like a time traveler. No, I think the problem is people are addicted to their phones, and they're getting all of their information from a ton of different places. We're trying to provide a service so that you can come to us, get your news, and not be caught up in the hysteria. Get it a couple weeks later. Let it calm down. And it'll be. Digested. Yeah. Digested. Yeah. Wasn't those last two weeks pretty crazy, guys? Yeah. Take a deep breath. You're with Ninjas or Butterflies. All your friends are losing it. You feel fine. Yeah. Speaking of losing it. You want a shong? A shong? What should I. A shong? Hey, real quick. Mime yell at Andy. Huh? Mime yell at Andy. That's not a mime. That's not a mime. That would be scary. Because you have to really yell. Sure you can. Yeah. Sure you can. Yeah. Yeah, that's good content. You don't. You got your silly. Alright, there we go. Song time! Song time! Why are you taking pictures? Why not? Social media. We're a three-man team here. We ain't got, like, some interns in the back. No, we're four-man. She's gonna take pictures during the song. Cool, I can do that. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Drops it immediately. Alright! Oh, hey, I'm on my way. It's a long song, so be careful. When you're done with that, you can just set it in the corner. Set it on the food. It's 9 a.m. and we're doing our podcast. We're here to sing you a song. But something feels off, I'm not really sure. But singing right now feels wrong. We need something good. We need something better. Something that feels true to her. So I guess we'll just jump right into it. Today's question is sent in by a viewer. Do you have a seat? Yes. Why don't you go have a seat? Put down the camera. What's going on? Lily, is being famous hard? I can imagine for famous people, it has its pros and cons. It's a yes or no. We know. You know how this goes. Is being famous hard? For famous people, yes. Yes or no? It's famous. Don't laugh, please. Please stop. It's being famous hard. Yes or no, Lil? Yeah. Okay. It's weird. Do you think you're famous, huh? Seems kind of pretentious. That you would just say that right out the gate. Like, just, yeah, it's hard. I think you need to focus on your answer. What about you being famous is hard, Lil? What's hard about it? For those who are famous. No. You just said you were famous. We asked you the question. And you said yes. You didn't hesitate. There's no hesitation. You didn't say um. You didn't try to weasel your way out of the question. You said yes. Do you really think of yourself that way? No. Oh, look at her putting her shades on. Miss Famous, you gotta hide from the paparazzi, I guess. Miss Hollywood over here. Yeah, what kind of person wears glasses inside? As soon as she walks in here, she puts on a jacket that's not even hers. We told her, please don't wear that. She grabs it anyway and says, this is mine. I don't care what you say. Puts on her glasses. Oh my goodness. Steals Andrew's camera. I told her it was too loud for the podcast and she was like, it'll be fine. Fix it in post. That's sick. She said, that's not my job. That's not my prob. I know. And I'm pretty sure there's a racial slur in there. Will. I couldn't tell if that's what she was doing. Our goal is to not be famous. Our goal is to just have fun, spread the love of Jesus. Make him famous. Make him famous. I'm about it. We increase, we decrease. Yes, I know. As long as you're up there with him, right? Why are you saying it's so hard to be famous? I didn't, I wasn't relating it to myself. You said yes. We asked you, is it hard being famous? You said yes. That's exactly what you did. I'm being empathetic to famous people. That's it. I don't know if that is it. Would you ever say that you're empathetic to yourself? Yeah. Okay, so then you just put it right there. That's exactly what you just said. All right, guys. Well, I guess you're here first. I don't know what's happening. Will is too good for us. She's too good for you. She, I'm pretty sure she's going to go start her own podcast. No. That's what she's, the rumors are saying. Well, guys, I guess the next couple episodes, you'll know if she's going to be a part of this podcast or not. I guess so. Welcome to the show. Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most amazing creatures. Has it emptied your mind? You learned martial arts. Hot ninjas attack! The funny thing is I might not be a part of the next few episodes. That's the joke. That's the joke, Lil. And then we should pretend, we should make another podcast. Oh, that's so funny. Maybe one day I would do another podcast, but I would do it about mom stuff and lady stuff. Ew. And gossip stuff. Ew, gross. And movies, gossip. You guys need to do another show too, for real. I've been on Josh about making a kid's show. We'll do it. Would you guys like that? If we did a kid's show? A lot of people, we used to do a thing for, uh, it was a grow curriculum. And I did, uh, I did my Carl character. A lot of kids loved it. I think I'm doing like a, like a kid's Carl podcast. It'd be like a 15 minute episode thing. I literally did the Bible, um, Bible class last week at my girls' co-op and they watch grow TV and they freaked out when you called. They freaked out when I showed up. They were very, very silent. I mean, yeah, I mean, that's what happens most of the time. They were excited though. They asked a ton of questions. Um, and what happened? I don't know. He just left. It's okay. Well, he'll come back. He always comes back, right? What are you looking at your phone for? I got a text. I wondered if it was him saying emergency, emergency. I doubt he would text you. In our ninja clan chat, not just me. There's no way he would text you. You're too famous. Talking about this kid's show. I foresee it being very silly, but we could do something like a Bible verse. Maybe we talk to an actual teacher, like your mom or something, and get ideas about what to say on the show. And then, maybe we do like a periodic table segment. It's a hard turn. Where you guys go through all the elements of the periodic table. Each episode, you cover one. But they're all wrong. Yeah. But there's props. And so it's like, here's uranium. And it's like Josh's hands melt off. I touch it, and it like turns into a skeleton. And it's just green slime or something. Just very silly. Yeah, definitely. When you touch uranium, you see the future. Anyway, would you let your kids consume that? Yeah. I don't know what happened. I don't know. I don't know. When I was in the parking lot, I got a message that my alarm was going off. Went out there, turned mine off, and someone else's was going off, too. So. Earthquake? Speaking of earthquakes. Bro, all earthquakes. There was. Did you see. I mean, a couple weeks ago, there was like four or seven earthquakes all around Area 51. Really? No, I didn't see that. That's interesting. What's going on there? They got to be doing stuff underground. For sure. For sure. So, our neighbors, our neighbor just had fiber optic put in, and Paige said, I mean, you know, they're just digging like a little tunnel, you know, with that boring machine. But Paige said the whole house was just like violent. Like, she was like, it sounds like a car is driving under our house right now. Oh, my goodness. Wow. But you think about, you know, we're talking. Building underground cities. Yeah, the difference between. Yeah, it's going to shake everything up. Dude, your house is turning 100 years old next year. I know. You should throw a party. Centennial. I should. Dude, what if we did like the Bilbo thing? Like, actually hit the field. Oh, that would be so fun. The Shire party. Show up in character. Who are you going to be? Me? Mm-hmm. Gandalf. Yeah, of course. Chex. Yeah. I'll be an elf. I'll be a female elf. Yeah, I don't. No, I'm dibs. Too bad. No, you're Aragon. I literally said it first. Aragon, yeah, my eyes are going to close together like this. I don't. She says that, and I don't understand what. Aragon? Aragon? Viggo Morgison? Morgison? Aragorn? Aragorn. Viggo Morgison or Morginson? I don't know. He's very handsome, but his eyes are close together. His eyes are close together. I don't agree with that. I've thought in my whole life. Who in your family looks like Sid the Sloth to make you think that that's normal? Wait, did I say that? He looks pretty normal. Yeah. I'm not saying that people aren't normal that have eyes close together. I'm not saying he's ugly. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying his eyes are just very close together. I think his eyes are normal. but I think he's just got a lot of space on the sides that make it look like they're closer you got them cheekbones because like a lot of people have like the square head where the eyes are like the edge of their face i think he just has more room it also doesn't matter at all apparently it does was it mary or pippin that he kissed in one of the uh like the celebratory scenes but it wasn't scripted have you seen that clip no i'll pull it okay remind me to go back to that i'll pull it up imagine if you were like when you first met lily or like on your wedding day you're like oh your eyes are like really close together but you're like but it doesn't matter at all he said some like that's a crazy thing to say me yeah say it i'm not gonna you can't do that you gotta say something you gotta give us something one example come on i can't say it even he wants he wants to know yeah later okay i'll tell you later patreon.com forward slash i'm afraid whenever i bring it up to you you're always like i did not say that and i'm like you don't think i would remember you saying that you might have not remember a lot of things at all is there a possibility you could misremember something no yes not in this circumstance how do you how can you be fully confident in anything when we are fully when we are new dating you're you're retaining everything you dated nude what is that new dating new your date you're new at dating got it speaking of new dating new dating yeah let's get right into it what are we getting into about recently and when this comes out there might be some weird stuff happening but recently when we're filming this there's apparently a group of pastors oh boy okay famous pastors which i don't know any of them truly but yeah do you have the names um one of them is this explains the blurry creatures post that i saw one of them is perry stone okay which apparently he's like a yeah he said these are all like tvs and stuff like that and he's like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like the pastors got it this guy's like super in times okay stone uh another guy his name is uh joseph z and then i don't know who the third guy is but apparently these pastors were called by some government officials in the intelligence agencies one of them being a senator senator uh or sorry congressman uh eric burleson burleson and they were called and said there needs to be a meeting and so they flew to a location i think they flew to like colorado or something they said don't bring your cell phones oh gosh typical we have a meeting that we need to talk with you guys this whole thing let me just start off it's weird wacky fishy it stinks of fishiness like in what way like i don't know we still haven't given us any information i know let me like what are we talking about because i'm just so i don't want to present it like guys this is this is the wall yeah i'm like this is weird yeah like anyways these a bunch of pastors came together okay and they were sat in a room this congressman came out or a video chat or something and he's like is everyone sitting down oh gosh these are all the pastors in the room okay yes congressman we're all here yes sir um and he said the disclosures that is about to come out with these aliens they are going to confirm non-human intelligence they're going to basically present it that there's an alien race that has been living here a long time and in fact they are our creators oh gosh like anunnaki kind of stuff no like reptilian type of things okay they're creators they created the bible they created jesus christ oh no yeah your goal or not your goal what i'm telling you to do is you need to prepare your congregations for this disclosure how any pointers on how basically saying like i think they're hinting at that this is a deception oh kind of thing um and so there's three pastors that i got videos of them talking about it i would love to hear it oh i've only seen the one which though one of the guys has close or the guy with the background background yeah that's um the pete guy or what his name is uh perry stone thank you for describing that in a way where you knew there's no way i remembered names i don't remember names either um let me see that uh let me see that it's not plugged in it is plugged in i plugged it in wait so help me just like like really nitpick what you said yeah so this guy's like prepare your congregation to understand that this is going to be a deception or he's like prepare your congregation to understand that this is going to be a deception or he's like prepare your congregation to learn news that like their whole entire faith is being dismantled the deception i think okay because a lot of these they're saying that the people in the intelligence which it's it seems to be a part of that that group i for the life of me i can't remember their name um tim alberina tim alberina talks a lot about them the 12 or something no it's not the 12 it's um describe it to me i'll do some it's basically like um an organization within the government the clinton's no no that they're christians um it's like a group of christian politicians that don't want the alien disclosure to come out okay um this is wild because um tim burchett yeah he's like when he was brought this news they're like we can't we can't disclose this stuff because it's gonna ruin people's faith and he's like no it won't yeah and um weird stuff but here's one of them and hopefully this doesn't get flagged andrew if it does because it has music under it so we'll play this and i'll play the other ones too but just listen to this one first we might have to cut this one our mute we just add music on top yeah only handful of pastors invited to come to a private meeting with a group of men who are connected with the intelligence world that are believers but are still have very high security clearance these are legit true men of god that are still connected to washington and even this current administration and all bringing branches of military and they literally told us we had a sitting congressman a very well-known congressman from missouri he was he called into that meeting as well that was just for pastors and this is what he said on speakerphone this sitting powerful member of congress said are the pastors listening to me i'm getting chills right now because this happened to me he said are the pastors in the room listening to me and i said yes sir we are here he said listen to me go and tell the church they are not listening to me they are not listening to me they are not listening to me they are not ready for what is coming the narrative that is coming what they are going to say is going to be like nothing you can even imagine they are preparing to tell us that they are from another dimension that they are our creator and that these beings these aliens whatever you want to call them they were the ones that seated us here there is no such thing as god jesus was invented by them the bible was invented by them and begin to just say listen prepare the people for what is coming because they are not ready for what is coming they are not ready for they are not ready but he loved us so much he made sure that he told us exactly the blueprint to study he said study the days of noah and if you can understand how noah responded that's how you're going to have to respond and i believe what god is doing in the body of christ right now is getting us ready because the world is going to have a lot of questions the question for you is are you going to be able to answer can you understand the weirdness of this like all this why why this just seems too obvious yeah it seems like it seems way too obvious like you don't this kind of stuff i don't feel like i could be so wrong but i feel like if there's going to be a deception it's a true deception and it's not like guys there's a deception about to happen so get ready because then now this is viral stuff it's like exactly but what if it's a deception section that's what i'm saying like what are these guys this is the one-two punch because why would the government bring in these pastors and they're not going to be able to do anything about it because they're not going to knowing that they're going to go out yeah there's something weird about it doesn't exist in the church like it should the fact that certain politicians can say i am of the faith and then act the way they do and be embraced by a large percentage of christian culture just kind of even and not i'm not just talking boomers and facebook like there's gen z gen alpha and millennials too with some of like musicians and stuff like stuff we can clearly see is fake but like they're not catching on so when you do things like this you get pastors together who are making claims and i don't know this isn't an accusation against them but it's it's like let's just have a little discretion a little discernment and kind of like filter through some of this stuff because it doesn't feel right no also i want to say that these people in the government whoever they are this congressman if they are like true followers of christ and they knew of this horrendous evil deception that's about to happen say everything then yeah you know you'd be like this is what's coming out this is what they're going to do yeah because the kingdom of god matters way more than me going to prison you know absolutely and the qualifications that put them in the room to these are the pastors that need to be warned to be ready to prepare their congregations if they have the qualifications to get in the room they should already be like theologically and biblically equipped to handle something that comes out as discerning pastors like you don't need to be warned deceptions coming when deception happens as a shepherd you should be like hey there's a wolf i don't need you know someone from the wolf pack to come tell me the wolves are coming i can see it Yeah, and I don't want to bash these pastors because I don't know who they are. That's my question. Yeah. Why these pastors? Right. Like, what's the, I mean, obviously they have a following. They've, you know, they teach and people probably love them. I don't know anything about them, so I can't say anything about them. But it's, what's their audience? What's their demographic? It seems like they're being set up. And I say that because this other pastor guy who has like a talk show or podcast or something, he said they gathered the pastors. They flew out from Tennessee to, I think it was Utah. Let me see. They flew out from Tennessee to Colorado Springs. And what was weird is that on their flight, it was either on their flight there or back, all these pastors, they just so happened to say, look out the window. There's six UFOs. No. Shut the front door. And so he shows the video. And so he shows the video of these UFOs, these orbs being all wacky outside his window. I'm like. That's really suspect. This seems like, okay, if you're just going to play, if you're going to convince these guys of anything, make it all secretive. Don't bring your phone. Yeah. Everyone get on this plane. We got an important meeting to talk about. Yeah. Also, here's these UFOs. We talk about this, this disclosure coming out. This great deception. Prepare your congregations. All right, guys, you go home and just prepare your congregations on your flight back. What? There's six UFOs outside the window. That's weird. That's for them. It's like, that's sealing the deal. Like if I was just like caught up in it, like, cause it seems like it was a fast moving thing. And then you were told this stuff by a Congressman and these people in the intelligence agency flying back home. And I see UFOs and be like, yeah, like you're really, that's like a nail in the coffin. Totally. And you look at that guy's reaction and I'm not, once again, don't know him. So I'm not judging him, but he emphasized how many times that this dude was a powerful dude in the world of politics. Right? Like he made sure that was an emphasis. If I'm trusting anybody, the last person on that list is a politician. That's powerful. Like, so it's like, I mean, you have to take that with a grain of salt. You could say you're a Christian, but if you're a politician, a successful, powerful one, I don't, I mean, I obviously I'm not in that world, but I don't know where the fruit is. Before we judge them. Too hard to like, if I got, if I was pastoring and got invited and like, felt like it was off, it's like, no, your enemy, like I'd still go. So just cause someone, just cause someone like if, if it all does start looking fishy and you're like, dang, this dude I respected went, doesn't mean that dude is bought in. The dude might just be sussing something out. I'm not judging these pastors at all. I really think they're potentially part of a, a, another layer of deception. Yeah. It's never that simple. But what in my brain, what, how does that work? How does that even work? Like, what is, why would they tell them this? Like, is there another layer? Like, are they going to be like, is it the layer of that this is going to happen? And they're going to fake like Jesus coming back. And so then the people are like, these are, Oh, that's what it was. Who was it? Was it not Albert? There's somebody on blurry. I believe he was from Egypt or something. He talked about, he believes that there's going, they're going to basically, they're going to basically stage like an alien invasion. So there's going to be bad guys, the bad aliens, and then they're going to stage the good aliens, which would be part of like Jesus and stuff. So could that be part of the deception? Like the bad aliens are the Democrats, right? They will register as Democrats. Any liberal. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no, but could it be like, cause that could they stage a, my brain is running right now because I love this subject. Well, because. Because it reminds me of our interview that we had with Bart coolest perspective, coolest conspiracy of his connection with the scientists going missing. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, what about the Malaysian flight that went missing years ago? We're like, what about it? He's like, there's, what was it? 20 something scientists on it. Yeah. And he said, these scientists were world renowned for their holographic technology. Yeah. And he's like, yeah. Like a connection with project blue. Book, something like that. He's like, he believes that the planes were swapped out and that those scientists were brought back to the U S and then you have all these, so you got these holographic dudes and then you got these guys that are known in propulsion, propulsion, anti-gravity. You could create a UFO and make it appear and make it appear. And it's like, it's, it seems like it's setting the stage for. And for fairness to him, he didn't say bring them back to the U S he just said they're collected and somewhere working on something. I think he did say the U S did he really, I think I'm pretty sure he, yeah, that's what he was insinuating. And I think he said, I'm going to edit out my comment then. Yeah, no, you're fine. Um, yeah, dude, I love this. This is great. And I, and it's one of those things where if it is legit, you know, if it is a guy, I get the guy like saying, Hey, I can't say everything. Yeah. Me too. But like he just be ready. And I'm like, I, I appreciate that, whatever. But I also like maybe, and my mind goes, he probably didn't disclose certain things because he doesn't know how it's actually going to come out. Cause if he releases too much or thing that didn't happen, like then it's like, okay, well now we can't even trust you. But once again, a politician is telling you this and you can't take it as truth as gospel. Why are they the gatekeepers of, that's why I want to know why they got exactly what's their target audience. Are they sold out? Are they, I mean, I don't know if this guy's Republican, Democrat. Whatever, if it's like a, a party thing. And so they're all sold out and they trust this guy. And it's like, I don't know. It's weird, man. It's very, very strange. But yeah, I was saying like, why are politicians the gatekeepers of the unknown? Like that should already turn you off. Yeah. Like that, that's what ticks me off. It's like, why, like who gives you the right to know all this history and look at all the false flags, the United States and any other government like for that matter has done to deceive the people, to sway them in a certain direction. And it's like, so now they're the gatekeepers of an alien race. Oh dude, but that's, it makes perfect sense why they would be the ones because they can be not speaking for every politician, but they have the propensity to be dishonest, to withhold information. And I think it's all because they want to control us, you know? Oh, for sure. And that's why these scientists are being silenced because they're like, let me tell you about it. And it's like, nah, dude. And controlling us could also. Look like chaos. Yeah. I will say to play devil's advocate, I could understand why as a believing Congress person, even if it was just like some information, like very little information, it's like things are coming out right now that could deceive the Christian population. And so be prepared and prepare your congregation so that they do not fall into these traps of aliens being our overlord. I could understand why they would want to do that. But why those pastors? Why those pastors? I've never heard of those. Maybe he's friends with them. Why make it? Yeah. But like, then go have, go sit at their church or something. Send a message out yourself to these people. And don't let the pastors be the secondhand news kind of guy. Yeah. Also, I don't know if it was that. Because it makes it a lot more doomy and gloomy. I don't know if it was that congressman that I mentioned. I think people are speculating that it was that congressman. So it wasn't disclosed. That makes sense why his name, like if he dropped his name, that's crazy. Yeah. I would also be curious what denomination each of these pastors belong to. Yeah. If it was one specific denomination. I'm very curious. I mean, I'm gonna have to go look. I'm just gonna look online at their sermons and stuff. They're all Mormon. Whoa. Wait, Mormons were right the whole time? LDS actually stands for look to sky. That's quick. So yeah, I don't know, man. It's weird. I think the government is smart enough to leak information. Kind of like, it's like toxic relationship where like, I'm gonna tell you enough, but I know that I'm not gonna give you so much to where you're gonna feel the need to keep the bridge open. It's like, if I told you everything. You could make your assessment and see where it goes. But it's like, if you leak too much of what I've told you, you've lost your contact. So they can only trickle information out. But then it's like this toxic tap that's just drip and misinformation. Yeah. And it's also like, like, it's kind of like the vibe of like, hey, I can't wait for you to come over tonight because I have something crazy to tell you about Melissa and Xavier. And then all day you're like, what could possibly be happening? And you're talking with all your friends. Like, so if he leaks out this tiny information. Then it, it leaves the pastors, it leaves us to just speculate and blow it out proportion. And maybe they're red. They're looking at that and saying, okay, what are people looking at? And we're playing into it. Absolutely. Yeah. It's just weird. I also would urge people. Yeah. You should go first, go read scripture. Yeah. Cause that's, that's the number one right here. But a good take on the UFO stuff is the orthodoxy and the religion of the future. Father Sarah from Rose. Yeah. Saint Sarah from Rose. Yes. Very recently. Yeah. One day we'll be saints. I mean, that would be, we can, that's the thing. That's what I love about saying these saints. There's no discrimination. You can, you can live your life to be. I mean, we're all saints if we're true, holy followers of Christ. Right. Yeah. I aspire for recognition. All saints were sinners. But he has a whole chapter on UFOs and deception and he goes back in history and back to like early church fathers who wrote about these deceptions that say can perform yeah it's mainly in the sky yeah and he wrote this in the 60s right 60s or 70s yeah and what's interesting about it is that he himself saint seraphim rose was um very influenced by new age spiritualism in his youth and tried basically every religion particularly hinduism and like would travel and see all these deities and i think it was it him or was it another book we were reading where he went and he went to worship at one of the hindu god spaces and then had a spiritual basically discerned that that was evil um anyway he he's warning us in the 60s about this new age spiritualism rising up in our country and then you're reading it now and you see how these things have come to pass in our nation yeah and how it's so ingrained how it's leaked into our churches kind of costalism all this stuff okay i'm gonna throw out a counterpoint just to just to mix it up a bit but if this is a big like psyop and you need the church to like fully buy into this stuff what a time to make it canon what do you mean like you said you said he was like saintified yeah whatever the word is so just throwing it out there it affirms everything he said right as they're saying all this weird sky stuff's about to happen yeah i guess you get just just throwing that out there as someone who hasn't read weird timing yeah yeah timing's weird yeah because he died in the 70s and when all of the weird occulty government stuff was also also canonized as a saint the same week that these pastors met with this wow that's so funny that is interesting um so what do you think the church's reaction should be because i saw that blurry creatures post and i had no idea the context i was like this is like it seems super random but now it makes total sense yeah about just like how churches should be reacting to this should pastors be mentioning this on oh for sure i mean i would start talking about deception like and just saying like what deception has even looked like just through scripture and church history church history especially like i mean because i was even reading i'm reading a book it's uh saint anthony great which i talked about a week or two ago i'm reading his like uh biography kind of thing but he like has some of his teachings in it this dude's nuts like he was living in the desert there's at one point he was living alone with his door shut in the desert for 20 years straight oh my god and somebody would bring him bread like once a week somebody no they'll bring him bread twice a year and enough bread and he would just eat little morsels of it yeah and these people came and they're like begging to talk to saint anthony the great and um there was they would hear arguing like people fighting and they're like what in the world and they look under the door no one's in there and like these are demons he's fighting demons right now and then he basically yelled he's like why are you guys afraid of demons yeah is that they don't have power over us yeah is that we worship the living god who has power if anything they have no authority to hurt us unless given the given the authority like job yeah um given the authority by god given the authority by god to test us and test our faith like job um what it's actually like if you're under demonic oppression it's actually an honor yeah it like truly is i hope was sought out yeah i remember when uh we had that experience with the girl who was possessed at that camp and i remember everyone was scared and i was like did she affect any of us or was the devil trying to shut down what was happening i was like which means there's re there is a reality to the power that we have access to yeah so it's like what do we have to fear so good there and have you guys ever seen the movie big fish yeah of course so good it's one of the best i was watching that last night demi wanted to watch it and we were the whole premise like of the movie at the very beginning he's he meets this witch that has this eye that's you know could show him how he dies right and that gives him the courage throughout his whole life like to do these miraculous things because he knows how he dies he knows he's an old man and that he's like so it gave him confidence and like i feel like that's the same thing it's like we're we're told whether we die on this earth in a horrible or long live a long life you know whatever it may be it's like we know how the story ends like we're gonna we got it we got to do it and so like yeah like it is an honor to go through trials and tribulations and you know be attacked by demons if that's the case if you're not at all joy when you meet suffering of various kinds yes my word so good that's my my verse of the season you guys so good but there was a chapter in there where he talked about um demonic prophecy and he's like demons satan cannot prophesy they do not know the future what they are they're clever and they're very good guessers and he said and that's why there's a lot of like hold these prophecies like that like if the prophecy is false stone that prophet kind of thing that was like all throughout scripture he's like even he was giving examples it was crazy he's like they'll come for be as a person and they'll be like the river is going to flood he said they only know that because that demon was further up the river and saw that it was raining rushed back and they make this prophecy and so it's it's some of these prophecies prophecies are true to gain their trust in order to further deceive yeah for the listeners just calculate calculated predictions instead of prophecies right for the listeners only prophecies was in quotes yeah but test everything test everything in accordance to what we read in our bibles and in prayer and that's where the pastors need to step up it's like you don't have to focus on the aliens but like look at scripture and like when letters were written to correct you know theological issues like look how it was handled in the church yeah and be like instead of quoting like in the days of noah so it'll be before my return yeah quote like this is what scripture says about deception yeah you know like let's start talking about that everything needs to lead to the cross because of course everyone knows that that verse now it'll be like the days of noah yeah and it's like let's talk about let's prepare everyone to not be deceived and it don't be so focused on that if you fully focus on living a life for christ blot out the world the world doesn't matter live for the kingdom of god i guarantee you you will not be deceived yeah don't fall yeah you won't fall for the tricks yeah it's called discernment yeah god will give you discern discern discern speaking of discernment you hear about that cruise where it's has a pandemic that's going to wipe out the entire earth i did not okay 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little something i'm not gonna lie i'm telling you that ice cream that ube ice cream that they gave us it was phenomenal the if i could die if i had to die tomorrow and they're like you have one treat she's that ube ice cream even in that small of a dish i could eat a whole gallon but even in that one i was blown away she's the best it's another fun surprise later when you go poop and your poop is purple that is fun it's a fun surprise we should have we should have more fun surprises like that in the food industry i agree like yeah it's good food but guess what you're also gonna have fun taking it home later yeah dude like superman ice cream like half the fun was your poop later yeah i've always said that superman ice cream is poop by the way what if there's like pop rocks but you didn't know like they were delayed so you didn't know when they were gonna pop it just pops in the water um speaking of pop rocks and your poop i did not have a question so i just texted alan in the bathroom i said hurry i need a question should we call him right now can i have a bite of that for clarity who was in the bathroom i texted alan while i was in the bathroom oh you were in the bathroom not alan yes you can have a let me call him real quick see if he answers he will he just texted me if he doesn't answer you then there's a problem yeah it's a problem how many of those are so good they do spam and eggs hola hey babe you're on the pod alan oh how's it going guy hey why does he sound like ai first of all this is ai chatbot um hey listen we need a question it's question corner with lily and lily came unprepared so we need a question from you he sent me one it doesn't matter it was his i want to hear him voice his voice say it what happened he sent me one i have it right here yeah but what happened why didn't you why did you come to the pod unprepared i was researching something else right i was i promised you wait lily i sent you two which one are you trying to use i want to do the one of the video that you sent because the other one is dumb we're christians we we're gonna answer it i still want to hear this one after as well but you give us you give us the you give us the good one alan okay the one that is in the video that i sent lily uh it goes like this ready yeah so there's a magic coin you have a coin um you can flip it once per day that's it um what happens is if you flip it and it lands on heads you get a thousand dollars ten thousand dollars or seven ten thousand dollars okay okay ten thousand dollars big money out here uh hail a llama spawns in your house the only way to get rid of the llamas is to destroy the coin how many times are you flipping this coin oh dude every day i got the i got the yeah you then if if you get tails and you get a llama farm that's instantly swap into a llama farm yeah statistically half the time so let's go a month so you're 10 grand at 15 days is a lot of money it's true it's enough to buy some property tails never fails though so that's a lot of llamas that is a lot of llamas you're i'm assuming this llama has never really been in captivity i would assume it's wild okay so all llamas are wild right yeah so you gotta assume not all there's gonna be some damage to to your house your property right but 10 grand easy fixed another another 10 grand the next day buy a prop you're buying some property you're buying property at this point get a petting llama zoo you can't love that sell the llamas though because you have to keep them that's part of the yeah use them use the llama milk you can that you can do um what what what is llama fur oh yeah oh my gosh yeah like yarn we could sell it to yarn you can't destroy them this is a win alan this is a win-win situation here pal wait wait hold on because you're saying all of those ways that you can monetize parts of the llama yeah monetize this bit at all oh we okay we know how you slobber and you salivate dude we've we've heard this i think that's where your mind goes yeah like circus yeah if this goes back to the other would you rather where you get like it turns to currency you'd be rolling in the money um i'm gonna say uh flip it forever yeah for once a day for the rest of my life and if you get tired of the llamas if they're just if it's just too much to handle then just figure out a way to destroy that coin yeah and then you have llama meat for years that in itself is going to be very difficult you'd have to get a really hot fire right yeah or just go to a volcano and cast it in can you leave yeah with the coin sure i didn't know if the coin was bound to your home or something of course not does lily think metal is indestructible yep all right i think destroying a coin would be pretty easy yeah it also depends on like what do you mean destroy if it was a wooden coin it'd be super easy basilisk bang all right alan we love you so much thank you so much for the question oh sure have a good one congrats man on being a dad love you hey alan can i tell you one more thing yeah i'm going to be a dad for the rest of my life stop okay his voice sounded so ai that was so weird like there was a pause yeah hello my phone is crapping out look at this it won't unlock uh-oh car going off phone breaking they're watching you shut up about these pastors they're watching you all right what was the other question uh okay he said it's a popular question i've never heard it before um he said everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button if more than 50 percent of people press the blue button everyone survives if less than 50 percent of people press the blue button only people who press the red button survive which button would you press and i'm like obviously we're questions we would all push the blue button we want everyone to survive we'd be self-sacrificial yeah we're told the rules before or are you just like just just buttons spawn in front of you and you're just like i don't know i'm gonna push it i think you're told the rules before then everyone would push the blue button everyone needs to press the blue button but i guess people who are like maybe a little narcissistic and fearful would be like if i press the red button i'm surviving no matter what is that the majority or minority you think i would hope it's the minority yeah i think it's a minority yeah i think so i'm still optimistic about the condition of the world i get confused with the rules and accidentally press the red button hit the red one yeah dang it ada asked me in the car this morning she said do people still live in the jungle and i was like yeah in some places and she's like where i was like oh boy i don't know the amazon that's what i told her the amazon and i was like ada you live in a very um particular part of the world where we're one of the most advanced nations but the world is very big and people live very differently everywhere yeah speaking of the amazon did you see the two marines yeah i did see the two marines who were canoeing no no dude this was crazy um i can't show the clip but the dude's filming himself and he's like bleeding out his leg and his arm and he's like filming apparently they were like exploring a part of the amazon and i don't know if it was uncontacted or like minimal uh but they claim or it was pirates is what they said like amazon pirates they called them pirates but apparently they looked like an easy target no weapons they just had paddles but they're they're literally two marines from a different i think it was europe europe or somewhere somewhere else anyways and he's like oh he's like i just got shot he's like i had to drown one of them he was like the rest of them fled but apparently like they got lit up i was like how is this clip just chilling on the internet you haven't seen this i need to look into the full story why was his buddy filming it he's filming himself he's like i've been shot he's like documenting what just happened we just got attacked and he was like but you know the story goes like they just looked like two dudes who didn't belong without weapons and turns out they're like elite military oh that's so funny whatever dang that's funny i could do that too wow did i say funny you did i might say that's wild my brain's not working that's so funny i was thinking about these chicks did you see the clip of the chicks that were swimming in the amazon river all the comments are like i thought we as a collective decided that that was an unswimmable body of water i saw one person swimming uh they like taking like an excursion he was like in the amazon but he was like one of those the pink dolphins the very scary ones like the river dolphins and she was just like nope and she's just instantly walking out and then it pans over and it's like the scariest dolphin in the world oh my gosh it's like you think oh i'm gonna go swim with the dolphins it's gonna be so cute terrifying hey hit us with that beat hit us with what beat this beat oh oh this beat right here andrew gotta reel andrew gotta reel andrew shall we dance right now right now show us please good song guys this is uh oh gosh this is a hard one you're gonna you've seen it yeah uh you it needs it needs audio here toss me that chord andy or you do the chord i don't want to watch this i don't want to watch this right now as someone who just had a filling breakout this was hard for me you had a filling breakout i did i had a break out corner of my tooth cracked off when i had a rock in my ride rice a rock in your why did you have a rock in your rice didn't wash it good enough apparently why are you chewing your rice so hard that you broke a filling when you were chewing your rice because you got to be like doing this all i'm you've never bent down on something and been like ow not rice rice is a soft food you're like this with rice i eat more okay why are you two right so hard all right three two one oh my goodness why is he doing that oh oh why i have no idea what's going on what is happening there's better ways to do that i don't know what that guy he's trying to get stuff out of the tree sure or is he sharpening his teeth i don't think that because at the end he's like sucking on the tree he's blowing blowing it looks like a sucking this is crazy that is a why why would he do that why would he do that i don't know that is no fun at all whatsoever you want to hear a really fast world war ii story yeah cool uh during world war ii germans built a fake wooden airfield apparently they were trying to seem like their operation was bigger than it was um they built hangers planes like the whole nine so from the sky it looked like you know military op apparently uh the opposition the raf which anyone know what that is raf royal air force maybe yes i think so um knew about the secret project for months let them build it and then once they finally finish it they're like oh my god i don't know what's going on here they dropped a wooden bomb on it there's a photo of the bomb that's awesome that was like congrats on all your work that's a gift they just did they just did fun stuff back then they did yeah war was fun back then they you know what i'm sure there's some bad things but at least they had some fun yeah yeah absolutely um speaking of not having fun though yeah the cruise yes tell me about it what's going on obviously by the time this comes out there'll be a very different story hopefully not there's this cruise that departed from argentina um and it was this how many passengers around like 300 or something no wasn't that like 170 okay 170 passengers and it's basically like a world exploratory cruise so they went to like islands off of antarctica and they're just basically cruising around the world yeah they're just like cruising around the world and they're just like there's a lot of people on that cruise and they're like oh my god i don't know what's going on and um someone got on that ship that was carrying what is known as the hanta virus oh hanta can i stop you right there do we know that they had it when they got on or did they contract it while on board the news i saw is that they found the exact location in argentina where they contracted it no way yeah ground zero hanta is a very popular cruise ship in the world it's a very popular cruise ship in the world it's a very popular cruise ship in the world it's a very popular cruise ship in the world it's a very popular cruise ship in the world it's a very popular cruise ship in the world hanta virus is a disease from rodents and from what they're saying the mortality rate of hanta virus is anywhere between 30 and 50 percent 30 and 50 percent mortality rate not good nope not good odds so hanta for your rest of your life yeah yeah bubonic plague style stuff so they said it's very rare for hanta virus to be um hanta virus is a disease from rodents and from what they're saying the mortality rate of hanta shared hanta virus is a disease from rodents and from what they're saying the mortality rate of hanta shared it yeah you can't typically contract it from person persons typically from the rodent okay so it stops usually with the person yeah but it didn't okay so it's a variation on this cruise adapting three people died oh my gosh and so what happened was they basically went to i believe it was not the canary islands no they're going to go to the canary islands but they stopped at an island off the coast of africa because they're like people are dying hanta virus is a disease from rodents and from what they're saying the mortality rate of hanta yeah people are dying and people are like do not come to port do not come to port you guys are infected and there's one guy that's been posting social media stuff from this cruise one person one person which is that's it's weird the guy in the green shirt right yes yes i saw that yeah i saw a short video look like he's reading a script jake or something right yeah it did look like he's reading a script he's looking off reading and then kind of looking back at the camera yeah but then it's like then he like was told that he can no longer release information and do interviews stuff like that which is weird totally um where's he's from argentina no he's from i don't know the u.s i think right his name is jake yeah u.s people in other countries can't be named jake that's very rare i feel like what about england he's like he was something he's british or something your name is william if you're from england anyways um but these people are talking about like the news is really building up but they're also like don't freak out like yeah it's very rare for people to contract this but also if you get it you'll die don't freak out you will be dead also these countries are like no you can't port you can't put the boat here but then they're like okay the canary islands you can go there and the canary islands are like they said they said no yeah why us i'm sorry no you are not allowed to do that and i think they're they ended up being able to go to spain i believe undocked and so people that were on it they dispersed they all flew home but they first brought the diseased ones the ones that had the disease that had not died yet yeah i think they brought them to germany and stuff and like i mean these dudes are in like hazmat suits and it's like well if it's not that scary why are we why don't we well it's probably like a new variation like well that's what they're saying there's no cure for it yeah there's no cure for it there's no vaccine there's nothing so it's a coin flip whether you're gonna die or not there's nothing we can do about it right and it starts the problem with sending these people all over the world is that it takes like 10 days to incubate so you can have it and not know for like 10 days yeah it's dormant for a while and then um it's like a pulmonary thing and then you start throwing up and basically your lungs fill with fluid so you're drowning today you're drowning and you go into shock oh my goodness and then you die that's not fun so this is not one that i'm particularly interested in catching of all the viruses it's reminding me a lot of the movie contagion you remember that movie with what's your face your crush kate winslet my crush okay i got a lot of crushes you were just telling me about dude you want to hear about case one and case two people who passed away sure this is on the world health organization's website take it as you will who who uh case one adult male developed symptoms of fever and headache mild diarrhea on april 6th while on board the ship april 11th it developed to respiratory distress and they died on board the same day no microbiological tests were performed the body of the passenger was removed from the vessel to saint helena which is a british overseas territory on the 24th this is where it gets interesting case two an adult female who was in close contact with case one went ashore at saint helena on april 24th with gastrointestinal no no no she subsequently deteriorated during a flight to johannesburg south africa on the 25th of april she later died upon arrival at the emergency department on the 26th on may 4th the case was subsequently confirmed by pcr with hantavirus infection contact tracing for passengers on the flight has been initiated oh it's gone it's spread baby dude did you ever do that project in like the u have to trace back who had it first or like where it came from to stop the spread of disease fun by the way it's a lot like these murder mystery things where it's like so you're like whodunit yeah yeah who got everybody sick interesting uh and it was the water was poisoned because a rat fell in the water oh gross took us like two weeks to get through this thing here's a here's a fun thing yeah talking about demons prophesying um wait but go back no this is still in the could you just i'm i'm listening just listen there's someone on x that goes by soothsayer uh-huh their handle is i am a soothsayer okay um they have four posts on their x account golly their uh third post on x account was they're all posted within seven days in 2022 2022 um but his third post posted uh june 11th 2022 all he said was 2023 corona ended 2026 hantavirus shut up right now when did he post that again 2022 oh no so that's weird that is very strange i'm looking up on google trends to see whenever the virus started trending that's weird weird yeah i hate that uh rats and ticks dude rats and ticks but there's this one lady that uh lily and i saw on ticky tuck and she's under the impression that this is all a manufactured scripted new coronavirus thing with the way that they're setting up the platform okay yeah she's the same one that um connected the ice detention centers with um experimental oh really she's very articulate she's a really good researcher by the way she should be i mean like i think she's making a killing on her platforms but like she should go into like law enforcement or something um so yeah what are we gonna do then let's come up with a cure all right you think yeah i mean i'm curious to know what ai is doing in the medical field yeah like you think we could be solving a ton they probably already figured it out but then you got big pharma they're like no you can't you can't post that stuff yet that's what makes you wonder i want you guys to know that i was at like the first half of the show really at peace this that was good i am now full panicked it's a deception though your panic is a deception i'm not scared for me i'm scared for my girls you're raising warriors janie has weak lungs this is a lung disease yep you're raising warriors but janie has a strong spirit i don't want her to hear this and think that i think she has weak lungs she does have weak lungs she's gonna listen to this 20 years from now i thought i would weak lungs heck mom she becomes an ultra marathoner just to prove you're wrong um so are they setting the stage for another outbreak i don't think so that is a little i mean why wouldn't they though like why wouldn't they like covid was just like mortality rate was very small i will say you know that right now all the scientists are doing boop boop boop boop boop with all the news lines going out they're figuring out this hantavirus cure sure but is it going to be uh is it going to be like another forced vaccination i might take this one dude we all gotta get we all gotta get blow dart guns because if there's a rad infestation it could be fun we get really good slingshots yeah i don't know where my slingshot went you gave me a slingshot i don't know where it went i can't find it i really want to get good at it now um it makes you wonder like if you know like think of like the ufo like the fake alien attack and stuff like that it's like they released some type of virus out there yeah this haunted it's not haunted virus it's from another it's from an asteroid and the aliens are coming for the to give us the cure yeah so take this injection all right who is it lily no i don't want to catch this lil it's it's not real there are a few things that i would all right i would inoculate against i got you ebola this i got you josh but they gotta be tested have you who wasn't tested just filed a patent um with the use of frequency 5g is the argument where they can actually biologically activate cells i forget the owner of this patent oh i looked into it i just can't remember who it is i can insert it later i'll just put it up on the screen so basically what happens is these cells are carriers and they figured out that you can use frequency to shed the exterior layer so if you had something injected into you they could activate it biologically change your structure or something within your system by use of frequency so you could be a carrier of this unknown thing it is a protein it's i looked it up it's not the same spike protein that we had a few years ago i'm trying to avoid buzzwords but the hantavirus no no no no no i know but the no no the other one that like shut everything down yeah i know but you're saying that the hantavirus has a protein or whatever i'm not talking about hantavirus at all i'm just saying that the frequency with an injectable biological thing so whatever whether it's you know the what's the tick one whether it's ticks or yeah or no the other one uh the one that does meat oh yeah whatever it's a weird name whatever alpha gal yeah alpha gal whatever they're staging because it's just easy to hate on that but whatever they're staging they now have the tech to where they can put something in you where the frequency sheds the outer layer and so literally dormant carriers can exist in your system the patent has just been filed and so that patent got filed and then this is this is like such a trust me bro segment because i'm really forgetting everything but then they did there's a release more patent information on airpods and what they're able to do with them like they actually map like electrodes um this like literally it's better than having your brain hooked up with all the things with all the sensors the fact that they like the amount of intel that they take in but a patent just got filed with them too so they're literally tracking all your biometrics just by wearing airpods now creepy that's why i said that patent got filed airpods are bad apparently like wired headphones are like on the rise for the first time in like 10 years wired headphones i saw that segment and they're like oh because they're just everyone wants to be nostalgic i said no probably because people are like i don't want to stuff a radioactive bluetooth thing in my brain yeah yeah dude i said the other day or it's always been said that the guy that invented bluetooth doesn't even use bluetooth headphones and all these comments were like that's false that's not true bluetooth doesn't do anything to you it's like what do you think it's doing though it's literally stuff passing through your noggin dude you don't yeah it's it can't be good for you no whether it's you know like it's got to have something type of negative effect it has to be speaking of stuff that's not good for you i have been feeding my children organic strawberries since they were infants driscoll organic strawberries yeah because in the off season that's the only people that's making them 12 different types of pesticides it's literally that area driscoll farms in california in california it has a 35 percent rate of childhood cancer holy crap driscoll strawberries organic there's no such thing as organic in america there's no such thing as organic in america there's no such thing like even if like it might be a little bit more organic like you know like you can grow in your backyard but still then you're talking about all the fertilizer the stuff that's in the ground exactly you talk about like you know the cows and what they're eating whatever it's like you can get a little more organic but there's no such thing as organic dude like even if you grow it at home like what you're saying it's all been treated yeah with garbage yeah and even the corn in my corn feeders the meat's not completely perfect i'm in a tizzy you guys it's yeah it's nuts we say it's wild like literally jesus come back right now but then we also we also get so worried about all that stuff and then like my uh my mom's dad like ate a bologna sandwich on wonder white bread with a pepsi and a bag of for lunch every day of his freaking life and lived over 80 yeah it's crazy that's like my grandfather yeah my my aunt says that my grandfather at voldemort came to get him then he just evaporated but that's the thing it's like it doesn't matter like i don't i don't think longevity in life is the goal it's just like we don't want to be poisoned no yeah or like sick or given junk that we don't want to eat don't lie to us yeah if i'm paying for organic strawberries i don't want it to have garbage on it and it's just impossible to trust anything i do think that it's better if you grow your own stuff because at least it's not getting sprayed with garbage yeah um and so that's what we'll be doing there has to be such a crazy cultural shift though there's a it's dave something or other bread it's like the better yeah bread in the grocery store um and then targets close to our house we go to target all the time but then they got organic bananas and regular bananas and every time we buy the dave's bread i'm like looking at like the expiration date i'm like it expires in like three days like i gotta eat this whole loaf in three days and then the bananas too it's like now you freeze the bread also when did milk expiration become like two months out our organic milk it does seem like it's getting longer right yeah i've also i've never had rotten eggs oh god i literally was just talking to ada about a rotten egg we opened in your house um i've never had that maybe we just go through too fast you know when it's rotten that's crazy oh the yolk was black oh no i've never yeah that's the thing i even as a kid i was like i've never like i don't think i should try i've never thought of like oh i've never had a bad egg no it's usually what would what would happen how we got a rotten egg is that we had chickens or it was um your mom's chickens and if it sits out in the coop for too long and you don't collect it in oh also if you wash the egg and put it on your counter yeah but and yeah they'll make it go rotten if you wash the balloon just gotta keep them fresh you gotta keep them fresh and then when you're ready to cook it then you wash the egg off yeah interesting because it has a protective huh you wash it before cooking yeah if it came from a chicken crack it on your skillet you got all that stuff on the outside on the skillet just carefully crack it and open it you can get a little chicken poop flake flake in it on the side on your counter yeah i do that too nothing falls out well that's what i'm saying but you wash it if he's saying you don't wash it and then you're cracking it it's only if you keep chickens if you my neighbor has my neighbor keeps chickens i get fresh fresh eggs also people that people that wash yeah what the heck is that my chicken dude it's oh yeah i saw that it's a huge thing it's not like some people a lot of people do it thousands upon thousands of people and it's like you're not doing anything. You're actually making it worse. Yes. Yeah, doesn't it invite more bacteria? Actually. Bring anything into your sink? Yeah, absolutely. I know there's going to be people like, oh, I wash my chicken. It's gross. Don't wash it. It's like, oh, yeah, chicken slime is gross. You want to touch your chicken that much? I'm cooking it. Yeah, you're not playing with it. It's not a toy for my children. It's crazy. Speaking of toy for children, can you tell us about these dolphins? Dude, let me tell you about some dolphins. Kamikaze dolphins. Pardon? Yeah. That's what I said. There was like a White House meeting or something. Pete Hegseth was talking and one of the reporters was like, hey, can you tell us a little bit more about these Kamikaze dolphins? And I said, pause. What are we talking about here? This is crazy. And so this isn't a new idea either. This has gone back to Vietnam times. Right now, currently, there are 85 bottlenose dolphins that are being employed by the U.S. Navy. Wow. Mammal-like program. Is this confirmed? 110%. And like 50 sea lions, okay? It's crazy. The rabbit hole with this is absolutely wild. So they first started using, that we know of, confirmed in Vietnam. Back in the day, they would, no joke, use these dolphins, train them using their echolocation. They would strap sonar devices to them to go and find certain mines within lakes, rivers, oceans. Right. All this stuff. And so they would find these mines. And then they later trained these dolphins. Once they located them, because it would be murky, dirty water that you can go down there and see anything. Those dolphins would go down there, come back up after confirming where these mines are. They would strap these little tiny explosive devices for the dolphins to place. It's like B7s, I think what they're called. Place them on their nose with a little tube and everything. They'd go down there. They'd place them gently next to the mines. Oh my gosh. And then 10, 15 hours later, kaboom and they're gone. The dolphins are fine, right? That's what I thought you're about to say. No, no. The dolphins are fine. And you know, in Vietnam, and they even use these in Iraq and everything, they would literally go through and use their echolocation to find, to put bombs on the holes of ships, place them there. And it's incredible. And it's super, super wild. But now they're talking about kamikaze dolphins where you literally strap a larger explosive to a dolphin. And the Soviet Russians have done this. They put literally bombs on these dolphins and they run them into either mines or to ships. And that's what makes them explode. That's terrible. And the dolphins die. It's awful. What does PETA have to say about this? I mean, they can't do nothing about it. What does PETA Hegseth have to say about this? PETA Hegseth. He says, when can you give me more animals? No, but that's the clip I saw where he was being questioned about the reporters like, can you tell us about these kamikaze dolphins? And he's like, I can neither confirm nor deny these kamikaze dolphins. Oh my gosh. And they're not real, but he just loves that hot take. Yeah. He said, like, I think he said, like, they have them, but we can't, like, confirm or deny them or we have them, you know, anything like that. But they literally train these things for years. And it's like, it's just like basically a bomb dog, a squat, like a swat dog, like, but it's for mammals, right? And now this opens the whole theory because you always talk about dolphins. Everyone, someone's going to comment this is why it's illegal to talk to dolphins. And I looked it up. There is very loose language. It is a federal offense to interact with a dolphin in any way with, like, without beyond the confines of, like, you know, like, you know, what structure. A dolphin show? Yeah, like that or, like, you know, you're swimming with dolphins, whatever. And this pinpoints back to this right here where they're training dolphins and you don't know which dolphins they're training. And when dolphins, yes, they're very smart. They're very intelligent. Their brains are, like, double the size of ours, but they get very easily distracted. They're like a six-year-old kid. Like, you tell them to do something, they're going to do it, but then something shinier, brighter is over here. It's like, I'm going to go that way. And so you don't interact. I'm going to put my bomb on that cruise ship. Yeah, or this little kid that's surfing, you know, like, whatever it may be. And so that is literally, it's a federal offense to interact and they even communicate, they say. There's been people that get in trouble. That's, like, the loose language. They don't say communicate, but people have gotten in trouble with, like, being on the side of a boat and, like, just not even touching the dolphin, but, like, interacting and talking with it. Yes. They've gotten in trouble for that? People have gotten in trouble. If you. You can't talk to that dolphin. Let me look up. It's, like, the. I got the certain act. I got it here screenshotted. The marine mammal. Stop talking to that dolphin right now! Put your hands up! What did you say to that dolphin? Interrogation. The Marine Mammal Protection Act. Unknowingly harassing, hunting, capturing, or killing. So, obviously, the hunting, capturing, killing, that's obvious. Yeah. But the harassing, that's where the loose language comes in and, like, you know, they can get you for literally anything. Oh, my gosh. And so, I think that's what a lot of people are saying is that when they're training these dolphins, they're not labeling which dolphin they're training or stuff like that. They've got trackers or whatever, but it's, like, if you as a human come up with a dolphin that they're interacting with, it's, like, that can compromise a lot of what they've got going on. Wow. So, crazy. That is so interesting because you would think that they would keep them like a, like, kind of like a government sea world where they would put them in a big thing and train them there, but they're keeping them wild. Yeah. You need them in the open ocean. Yeah. Observing what if all of the orca attacks were trainings gone wrong. We tried to upgrade to orca. Oh, my gosh. Interesting. That'd be terrifying. Taking the livers out of people. Oh, my gosh. I like the way your brain works, Andrew. That's a good theory. Yeah. But that's the thing. Like, they have pods that they show, like, in Soviet Russia. Like, they would have pods where they would keep these dolphins and there's even U.S. Navy guys who have came out and talked about it when they're training. And no joke, they do their best. It's like hide and seek training. So the guys will dive down and they attach these glow sticks basically to this dolphin. You go down and you hide from this dolphin and you, the longer the better. And so this, they get, the guys go down there, they're hiding, and then suddenly this thing just zooms by this light. And you're like, I think we got it. And then suddenly he zooms right back. Oh, I don't think he can see us. And then suddenly this guy comes up, dolphin flies at him, hitting him in the nose, two weeks, two black eyes. Oh, they're so smart. They're so smart. And they can see everything. I mean, they're incredibly fast. They're incredibly intelligent. And it's like, of course we would use them for weapons as a bad guy. You're like, yes, it's like freaking sharks with laser beams, right? Like it's yeah, like, like, yeah, freaking sharks with laser beams attached to their freaking head. We've got dolphins with bombs on their noses. It's the craziest thing. Awesome powers, by the way. Yeah, they actually said that at that White House briefing or whatever. They quoted it. He's like, oh, they're gone. But that was also probably to downplay it a little bit. Yeah. But I also think kamikaze dolphin is a great T-shirt, by the way. Oh, great. Yeah. Yeah. With letters like the Japanese letter kamikaze dolphin. Yeah. That's our dolphin or alien shirt. Okay. Oh, dude, you're cooking. My kamikaze dolphin is better. My kamikaze dolphin is better than your toy poodle or something like that. Anywho, this segment, what you have just brought to light, if I can encourage our viewers. Wait, wait, wait. Let me just say this real quick, because this is a great idea for a T-shirt. Instead of the don't tread on me, it's the dolphin says don't talk to me. Yes. That's good. No, it's ruined. No. Don't you dare. I had to say that. Otherwise, I would forget it. Well, I had to say what I was going to say, but I would forget it. Imagine if he did that to you every time you interrupted him. He just said, you know what? I don't want to talk anymore. All right. Finish your thought. What I was going to say is if you can imagine it, it's happening. That's what's going on. Anything is possible at this point. Are dolphins being used as weapons? Yeah, they are. Of course they are. Imagine looking at the world that way. If you go out and you're on a cruise with your family and you're like, that could be a weapon. That could be a weapon. Instead of appreciating the world, that's sad. I'd be a wealthy man. Looking at an atom bomb saying, I bet penguins made this. Dolphins have a documented dark sense of humor, though. My buddy was diving under the Destin Bridge. Just checking out fish. This dolphin kept on appearing directly behind him. He'd turn around slowly and it wasn't hovering like a fish. It'd be vertical like this. It'd freak him out and then it would dart off, but it kept doing it to him. It sent him out of the water. Dolphins scare me a little bit. I've been surfing and I'm like, I can't tell what that is. It turned not chasing fish and it did it to me. The fastest I've ever seen something move in the water. And gut, like, I'm about to get impaled and then just at the last second veered off. And I was like, what a weird thing to happen. Freaked me out. And then I saw it happen to other people in the water. Just like, this is fun. People are freaking out. Did you see that video of the guys? What's that? You're on a surfboard and it goes up like this. Like the hydro or the. It's like the epitome. Was it fake? It's real. No, it's real. It's real surfing. No, no. The footage with the shark chasing him. I've seen that. Foilboarding is what it's called. Foilboarding. I knew it had something to do with foil. It's real. It's real surfing. Like, it's the next step. I mean, if you can't actually surf. Yeah. I mean, like, if you can't surf, that's the next level. And if you can't do that, then you just stick to surfing. Yeah, foilboarding is like, that's the next generation of true surfers. This shark was maybe a great white, maybe a bull shark. For sure a great white. Tiger or white, I don't remember. It was ginormous. It was chasing the dude. I've seen the clip. It's going right beside him and he's like, don't fall off. And then he sits. stops i didn't see that i but the guy he like stumbled for a second but this shark's just going like just chasing the biggest shark in the world huge i will i will say those dudes i like the use of foiling for that so they're island hopping and they're trying to ride like the windblown swells it's kind of like a like a means of transportation foil boys dude when you're have you seen like injuries people trying to do it those things come out of the water slash yeah dude i've literally i was surfing i was at sunglow uh over like on the way down to ponce inlet grabby joe's and this dude is like doing his thing and i'm like that's cool and so you know you bob a wave kind of you can't see him because the next wave comes up and then he comes up and i'm like the dude's 20 feet in front of me pumping looking like a goof and literally just loses it flips upside down bored kind of like i mean you're looking at the blade out the water 20 feet away and i'm like what what on earth are you doing like how is this okay to be this close to me it's cut someone's head off i'm watching the video right now that is so scary because they're like nuts they're not near lamp yeah send that to the group so you can post it on the oh my goodness dude that's so scary do you guys want a story about speaking of a hunt to hunt a virus and strawberries that give you cancer oh gosh this is a story from my brother oh hi taylor taylor gave me this story very fun story very crazy story about roman soldiers that were defeated by honey okay all right very fun yeah excuse me i'm gonna mispronounce everything in this story is it an italian no it's this um so rome it was happening during the uh mithridatic war the mithridatic war so rome was fighting mithridates uh the six upator upator that was pretty good actually i don't know what he is what time period is this mithridates whenever the romans were around i don't know they're still around today it was in the i think the bc era um but mithridates he was this king that was like the thorn in rome's side and i let me look can you look up andrew where he was from yeah that's easy spelling uh m-i-t-h-r-i-d-a-t-e-s that actually was the sixth right the sixth um but conscious what was it kingdom of pontius pontius what is that northern anatolia what is that today um turkey okay maybe oh yeah if it is it is turkey yeah um turkey looked like the foe shizzle yeah turkey was wild back in the day still is crazy um so these romans were fighting uh mithridates and this king so some backstory on this king his father was the king his father was killed by being poisoned so mithridates was the next in line and was constantly trying to be assassinated by people in the kingdom and even his own mother primarily by poisoning so he was so crazy about being poisoning that he decided to take upon himself to microdose poisoning genius we should start doing that and built an intolerance like he built a tolerance or um yeah tolerance to poisons whoa but in this he just became like the one of the first chemists like of the world yeah and but what he did was there is a a roman a group of roman soldiers about a thousand of them that were making their way towards mithridates and they were in his kingdom in these villages and so what mithridates did was he had these um villagers take what is called mad honey and place it along the road these mad honeycombs along the road and when you consume it it's not an instant thing but when you consume it it contains uh gray uh sorry gray non-toxin gray and non-toxin but what this does it creates dizziness vomiting slow heart rate and hallucinations what a my gosh what a wild way to go like like the wasp thing from vice the bee thing yeah because wasps don't produce honey whatever josh you know what i'm talking about wasps yeah i don't know if it's that i i think it could possibly be that or he made their they made their own honey like they had it the bees like pollinate with certain plants and whatnot to make this mad honey anyways they set it out on the road these and so they they're like retreat and so the roman soldiers like these guys were they're afraid of us and i go look at honey let's eat it oh so all these roman soldiers ate it they were tripping out of their minds throwing up dizzy they came back killed all the romans holy moly good thinking i mean that's good their defense was at that point yeah so yeah they massacred a thousand roman soldiers in that battle just by mad honey but what's crazy this is the first known recorded chemical or biological warfare so like that's pretty yeah crazy um but mithrid 80s he oh 134 bc so that's when he was backing up great um he was overtaken by rome finally and he's like i don't want to be taken that by them i'm going to myself so what he tries to do is poison himself oh my man he's been microdosing this whole time he can't get rid of himself by poisoning oh yeah yeah he tries tries tries nothing is affecting him yeah he's like i'm just too good yeah i was too good dang it so he has his bodyguard oh my goodness and that is wow the story of mithrid 80s mad honey it causes double vision muscular like like you lose control of everything there's like other neurological stuff and like low blood pressure so you're literally just like can't control yourself and see in two and you're just like trying to defend wall you know off your rock there's no such thing as free honey but it's apparently it's a honey off of a certain plant that's oh this is fun in fact i forgot to leave out he developed a complex antidote called mithridatium cool um said to contain dozens of ingredients herbs resins maybe even some snake venom later adapted by the romans into uh theriac thorotic how do you say that theriac theriac use for centuries so like as an anti-venom okay like for centuries they used his potion wow so like that's great if you get poison you take this stuff wow yeah anti-venom dude yeah i should start microdosing antivirus i mean that's what i'm saying just start kissing some rats yeah i've been killing rats in my garage so bring them in what are you saying low i was thinking about because we're doing anti-venom i have um a very overactive imagination about terrible things that can happen maybe i'm not going to do that but i'm going to do it i'm going to do it i'm going to do it it's unresolved postpartum anxiety good self-awareness um thank you i'm so scared that my children are going to be bit by a water moccasin at our lake and that our local hospital won't have a moccasin anti-venom i've been thinking about calling them and asking them to stalk yeah anti-venom for moccasins yeah in the event maybe we could stalk it and i could become a chemist and figure out what kind of dosage they need for anti-venom um i think they're gonna have a lot of questions they're like are you planning on poisoning a bunch of kids or i only think about that because of that gentleman this is so sad but and and friends with kyle gray who passed away because he got malaria and came to america and they couldn't figure out what's going on with them and by the time they figured out that it was malaria it was too late because none of the hospitals stock a cure for malaria even though there is a cure the closest one was in like tennessee and i'm like malaria is a huge threat to the world population why doesn't every hospital have a malaria cure that's actually early yeah malaria button like i promise you central florida has moccasin and for sure and if not they would airlift you to like orlando where they for sure it's gonna be fast enough i don't know yeah promise you yeah it's not it's not like a kind of thing it's like your leg starts swelling you got time okay you got like dudes get like bit hunting way out in the woods and have time to keep their heart rate low and get back i'm an extremely paranoid person no no she's not i don't think so speaking of being extremely paranoid i want to connect your story of the lechie to native alaskan culture across the bering strait because they have something that's almost identical that's pretty close to russia that's what i'm saying and isn't it weird in a completely different time across the sea they have the same stories of very similar cryptids so yeah i'm going to just tell the story i'll give you the name later um there's a fisherman near sitka he's native and he's checking his crab pots he's going along the shoreline um and he said there's like a fog that rolled in now this is part of their oral tradition so there's no name to this man um you know take it or leave it but this is this is how the story they tell goes and so the fog rolls in he's working he hears what sounded like a child crying from the tree line and so he quits with his crabbing he docks his boat on the shore um it didn't make sense there was no houses no camps he's out in the wilderness like far away from everything he ignored it at first he's like maybe it's like a weird bird or something that's like just messing with my head and i heard it weird but it gets louder and louder and it seemed like it was being carried in on the fog he's like all right this is weird um So he hears it. This time it's clear. And then instead of just a baby crying, he begins to hear a kid's voice. And he's like, and then he starts to distinguish language in the in the sound. He's like, it's a kid calling for help. So he walks a little closer on the shore to the wood mine. He's trying to see into the trees like, you know, cautiously. But he's like, what's what's over here? And the crying stops as he approaches the trees. And instead of the kid's voice calling for help, the voice changes a little. And he heard his brother's voice clear his day, calling his name, asking him to come in deeper. And he's like lives near his brother like he's there. They hunt together. What doesn't make sense? Doesn't make sense. So that's when he said it hit him. He's like it's he said it wasn't like fear, but just like an uncanny feeling. Basically, he's how he described it or how they tell it more like something was something. Something didn't belong. He later described as realizing he was being he says he was being pulled into the forest, like not physically. But there was this emotional thing that was happening. It was hypnotized where it was like it was like I'm going to play on every human emotion you have to make you feel like it's your responsibility to come deeper into the woods. Like that's how it played. So it starts as a baby. I need to protect this baby. And then it's a kid. Help, help. I can help a kid. And now it's like, OK, he's not coming in. Let's go personal. Like I'm going to use the voice of his brother and that it pulls him deeper in. And so right as soon as he like it all kind of clicks to him before he steps in the woods. He's like, I remember the stories of my ancestors. And it's called the Kushtaka. And instead of going toward the voice turnaround, got back in his boat, hauled off. And as soon as he pushed off, he said he saw movement on the shoreline, low, dark shapes moving away that weren't quite human or quite animal. There wasn't a clear face, wasn't a clear form. It was just something watching. But as soon as he pushed off from the shore, the voices stopped. So the entire time they were calling, calling, calling and then getting louder and starting to stir. And as soon as he pushed away, they gave up. And so there's this legend of a creature that's half like otter, half human and can become either fully otter or fully human or a mix of the two. But it's it kind of does the same emotional thing. It kind of protects the. Forest in the same sort of way. I just think it's really crazy that they have the same stories of the same tools to lure people deeper into the forest in Alaska with their native people as they do in Russia with the Lechie. It's absolutely insane. And I'm trying to remember the name of the creature. They put them on totems. I don't know how to say this. These stories come from the Tlingit, T-L-I-N-G-I-T people and other southeastern Alaskan. Groups. Cool. But these are some of the the forms that are associated with, I believe, scary stories. That doesn't look like an otter. You talk about gosh, scary. How about the the the face opening up? Yeah, that is. That's terrifying. Could you imagine? That's not the there's another thing I had that is connected to that in the Lechie as well. It's in the Appalachian Mountains. And they're they call them. It's basically a broad term, but they call it the don't look at them. Don't look at it. Entities. Oh, my gosh. I'm covered in goosebumps. That is a great theory for. But they said the quote is, if you hear something, if you hear or sense something out there, don't look at it. Oh, my gosh. And the common traits of the don't look at it. Entities. They call your name from the woods, mimicking someone that, you know, making strange noises that they're just off the trail. These stories come from like Scott, Scotch, Scots, Irish, English folklore, German immigrants and indigenous Appalachian beliefs. OK, so it's not just like one group of people. Yeah, it's everybody that lived in Appalachia then. Yeah. Immigrated or born. But basically these things, they mimic people. And if you look at them, people disappear. And what's so creepy, too, is that, like, I think we've talked about before, the Appalachian Mountains are like some of the oldest mountains. In the world. They're scary. A lot of scary tales. And so it's like you get these stories primarily from the Europe, Asia area. Right. That was they believe at some point the Appalachian Mountains were like a part of like up there by England and stuff. And it just split. Wow. Shut the front door. So it's like, could something have been carried over? This dude don't even know about Pangea. I don't know about Pangea. But, yeah, they have a couple of theories of like what they're doing. They call it like spirits or haints. Is that a thing? Oh, my gosh. Yes, we talked about that from Sinners. She thought it was a haint, but it turns out to be vampires. Yeah. It's a haint. But there's, listen, I was telling you the other day about the southern porches. It's a thing, an old thing that we would do as southerners. You paint the ceiling of your porch blue to protect from haints. What's a haint? Can somebody cover that next week? I know. Um, also, that's silly because we got, we got Jesus. I got that blood above my doorframe. Oh, I'm scared. And my windows are crooked. But the indigenous people believe that they were forest spirits, trickster beings, or territorial entities, which lines up with the red sheet in this thing. Yeah. Don't they call them mimics, too? Isn't that something out of Appalachia? Yes, dude. Did you see that video? That's very scary. Did you see that video of the girl? I bet it was made up, but it haunted me for so long. And Josh had seen it, too. And I couldn't believe it. I couldn't even get the words out. I was so scared to talk to him about it. But the girl was in her barn at nighttime in Appalachia, feeding, like, her cow or her pig. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she pans, she hears a rustle. She pans up. Oh, my gosh. I'm scared talking about this. She pans up, and it's her in the corner facing the wall like Blair Witch Project. Blair Witch, baby. And she goes, and she's, like, backing up and running out. She runs to her car. She runs to her car. Car doesn't start. Doesn't start. Oh, no. And all the comments are like, that's a mimic. That's a mimic. And I'm like, Josh, it's a mimic. Yeah, yeah. And there's, what's the rule for, is it don't look at it, or is there something, I think there's a rule with mimics. Like, you're not allowed to talk to them or call. I thought it was the opposite. I thought you did call them out. I can't remember. Like, I know what you are. Oh, my gosh. I'd say I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. Yeah, do the sign of the cross. Yeah. I'm looking it up. Yeah. We'll dive into mimics. Mimics and hates. I feel like that's a good, a good little deep dive. Hates sounds like it's so close to a derogatory term. Doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it feels bad to say it. Yeah. I will take an anti-anxiety for that episode. Yeah. So warn me ahead of time. Speaking of anti-anxiety for an episode, we got an episode right after this, folks, on patreon.com forward slash ninjas are butterflies, are dolphins, are aliens, half episodes, baby. Yes. We talk about things that we didn't cover on here. It's a little more fun, a little more lax. Lily lets everything fly on there. Yeah. Patreon, babe. It's Patreon. And guess what I'm going to be talking about? What you can talk about. So last week on our Patreon episode, our homeboy Keith, he gave us these, uh, these MetaZoo cards. 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