A recent podcast episode explores a controversial claim involving a secret meeting between several prominent pastors and high-level government officials, including a U.S. Congressman. The officials allegedly informed the pastors that a major alien disclosure is imminent, asserting that extraterrestrial beings are the creators of humanity, the Bible, and Jesus—presenting a sweeping challenge to religious faith. The pastors were advised to prepare their congregations for what is described as a deception, with one pastor suggesting the narrative may be a government-led hoax designed to manipulate belief systems. A key moment in the narrative involves a reported sighting of six UFOs during a flight back from the meeting, which is seen as suspicious and potentially confirmation of the disclosure. The host questions the credibility of the information, emphasizing that such claims come from politically powerful figures and are inconsistent with known facts. The episode draws on historical Christian teachings about spiritual deception, referencing early church traditions that warn of false prophets and demonic impersonations. It concludes with a call for pastors to focus on biblical discernment rather than alien theories, urging believers to rely on scripture and spiritual wisdom to navigate potential deception. The conversation highlights broader concerns about government control, misinformation, and the role of faith in times of uncertainty.
- Wow! Hey Ninjas, welcome to the show. Guess what, pastors were gathered all over the nation and they're debriefed by government and intelligence officials about the upcoming alien invasion. Is it a deception? Is it real? Probably a deception. We're gonna talk about it. - In the US Navy is strapping bombs to dolphins, ladies and gentlemen. They've been doing it since Vietnam. It's a wild ride. - Last week we talked about Russian cryptids. This week we're talking about Alaska and Appalachia. And there's more connections than you can even imagine. It's gonna be nuts. And unless you're trapped in a double inception deception. This podcast is brought to you empowered by Sunday cool. So watch this or listen. - A double inception deception. - Oh, that's what she said. - Yeah. - That sounds like a step. - Really quick, if you could put any kind of AI crazy image underneath a picture of a t-shirt for a transition to the next segment, like what would be there? - Nessie. - What's Nessie doing? - Why are we putting this shirt on, Nessie? - Okay. - What are you talking about? - You'll see. - Andrew, the Andrew's getting me snacks every episode. - That's very nice. - Maybe you want something. Money? Perhaps? - Money. - Let's try to bribe you or something. - It's a cool jacket. You think? - We bought that for the '80s video, didn't we? - It's a fan sentence that a long time ago. - Oh really? - Yeah. - We use it for the '80s video. - Yeah. - Sure. - I have to worry jacket because it's flipping cold in here. - It is cold. I literally, I just told you. I had to leave the office because I couldn't focus. My legs were too cold and I was like, I will work from home. I can't do this right now. I'm gonna bring in a blanket. - What personality type exists where there's one person in the room that likes this temperature and they win the temperature gauge? What personality type is that? - So control-free could get their own way. That's me. I like it cold. - Amanda, you're too cold. - My thing is if you're cold, what's it with the-- - Like you can get warm. You can get warm in here. We got sweaters. It's only cool, prints blankets. We can get warm if you're hot. You can't get cold unless you get a bucket of ice to put your feet in. - Truth. - And then that's just uncomfortable. Then you got wet, cold feet. And we know what happens when you get cold feet. - What happens? - You leave them at the altar. - Yeah. - Families are ruined. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. Speaking of leaving people at the altar, prinin' bridges. - Miami, what's that one? - For serious? - No joking, go. - I just learned this. It's so gossipy though. It's almost not worth talking about. And I also don't know if it's true. Rosalind Pike plays a Jane Bennett. - Her sister. - Yeah. - I mean, the most beautiful woman in the entire world. - No. - She plays Jane Bennett, get this. Before they started filming this movie, she and Bingley, the actor that plays Bingley, who she marries and prinin' bridges, who she marries and prinin' bridges, were engaged to one another. - Wow. - And apparently she made the save-to-date invitations and didn't run in past them. And it was like a cheeky picture of them in the tub or something, just like a silly picture. - Yeah. - And he was so embarrassed that he called off the wedding like, and ghosted it. - What? - And then they never resolve. And then they go to film prinin' bridges together as each other's love interests. - That's rough. That's crazy. - That's actually nuts. - Is it true? I don't know. I just saw something talking about it. - But I'm like. - That is the craziest story in the world. Also, breaking up with Rosalind Pike. What? - Yeah, fuck. - Yes, I would. - I would. - Why? - Because you. - I know. - Stupid. - Nice, Lily. I know. - Never break up with her. - Yeah, I know you feel like you're behind on your knitting project, but you gotta eat the mic. - I can move like this. - There you go. - Speaking of knitting and being called, shout out to Ashley in Lindsay, who are literally building my T-shirt blanket right now. - I did mess up. - Incredible. Guess what? Guess who's not gonna mess up. Lindsay and Ashley. Thank you so much to everyone who emailed me. I had like 60 people. - That's so cool. - Email me about this T-shirt goal. And I'm saving all the emails and I appreciate everyone that reached out because I'm gonna have more T-shirts later on and I may reach out to you. But I had to pick two people because I had so many shirts and man, it's gonna be awesome. I have a lady, Ashley, she lives in the bush in Alaska. - Got a story for her today. - Things are like, get shipped by like planes up there. - That's so cool. - Whatever, it's gonna be dope. Can't wait. - That is cool. - So shout out to y'all. I love y'all, appreciate you. - Also shout out to everyone that comments on this video, this podcast episode. - Yeah. - Because we are choosing one winner a week people to send some Ninja Merch 2. And we got some new Ninja Merch in the work. So you might get some new stuff. - Yes. - But yeah, if you comment, like, share, make sure you're subscribed. It helps out a ton. - And it's not like just a sticker. I'm sending this out personally and I'm telling you, it could be a hat and a shirt and socks. It could be stickers. It could be literally whole mess of things. I'm getting messages from people back to like, "Hey, I got my swag. Thank you so much." Just for commenting, this is great. So what do they have to comment? - Something nice. - Something nice about who? - Me. - You got spoiled. We've been doubling up on you. - Yeah, give it to Andrew. Give it to Andrew. He just had, didn't you just have a baby? - I did just have a kid. - Oh my gosh, he's healthy, healthy baby boy. I can't wait till Noah's like 12. We're still doing this. (laughing) - Dude, he's doing good. He had a gnarly regression last night though. We were getting four or five hours and then about two and a half, three hours and he just lost it. Like, Paige was like, what did you, oh, it's changing him? She's like, what did you do to him? It's like, I promise you nothing. Just scream it. - I just pinched him. You have to pinch him before you change the diaper, right? - Oh, is that the hack? - Yeah, okay. - I will say, get him allergy tested. Our dear Zoey love is severely allergic to eggs and she's getting an Epipin for a baby. - That's scary. - Whoa. - Eggs. - Our dear Zoey love. - Eggs are in so much. - I know. - That's wild. - And if Jamie eats eggs, then Zoey eats eggs. - Ooh, man, he's been good. He just, he was just on one. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Being a baby. - Being a baby. - That's not gonna be excellent at all. - Nice. (laughing) - Nice. - Sorry I didn't mean to make a yogurt right there. I went to the doctor yesterday. - Correct her up. What's up? - A doctor yesterday. (laughing) - I can't stop. Come on, cast his cramble. - Oh, it's so good. - All right, everyone. You went to the doctor yesterday. - I was trying to think of an eggplant. - Oh, good. - And I asked him, my doctor's so funny. He's just like so nonchalant. He's like, yeah, your cholesterol is looking good. He's doing great, any questions? I'm like, I've never asked you. But I've been peeing so much ever since a child. I pee so much. Like a crazy mountain. He's like, should you get up in the middle of the night to pee? I'm like, every night. He's like, oh yeah, we can just write you a prescription. I can help that. Like, it's been that easy. You've never talked to your doctor about this? - No. I mean, 'cause I went through the whole thing with the urologist way back in the day. And I'm like, sorry, bud, you're just gonna pee a lot for the rest of your life. - That's the first step, isn't it? The first step, first step, Shatchy BT, second step, doctor. - Yeah. - This is your own fault. You've been putting yourself through pain, bro. - I know. - Well, we're gonna see how it works. Side effects are dry mouth and constipation. Is it? It'll take it. - Well, let's go. - It's a trade-off. - Sounds like two fixes, though. - We're gonna do a little bit more googling before we say yes. - So you've had it ever since you've had a baby, correct? Yeah. Maybe it's stretched out your re-through. (laughing) - Dude, we got guys, we got a lot of stuff to talk about today. - So much stuff. Teaser. - Crazy stuff. - Aliens. - Kamikaze Dolphins. - Pastors talking about aliens. - Ooh. - Appreciate it. - I'm completely out of the loop on it. Ooh, yes. - Here's the thing, too, guys. We're two weeks ahead, so everything we talk about is right now. - It's right, it's happening right now. So we apologize and we know some of you don't like it, but it'll just be a little refresher. And it's like you're looking into a time machine and seeing us experience it now. And in two weeks, the world can be different. - You're looking at us now. You're like, "You silly boys, you were completely off." - You get to be like a time traveler. - No, I think the problem is people are addicted to their phones and they're getting all of their information from a ton of different places. We're trying to provide a service so that you can come to us, get your news and not be caught up in the hysteria, get it a couple weeks later, let it calm down. And it'll digest it. - Yeah, digest it. - Yeah, it wasn't those last two weeks, pretty crazy, guys. - Yeah. - Take a deep breath. You're with ninjas or butterflies. - All your friends are losing it. You feel fine. - Yeah. - Oh my friend. - Oh my friend. - You want a shong? - A shong? - A shong. - Hey, real quick. - Get that woof. - Mine, yell at Andy. - Huh? - Hey, that's not out of mine. - That's not a mine, mine, that would be scary. - Because you get to really care, yeah, care again. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's Andy's shong. - Andy's shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong shong. - What are you doing? - What are you doing, Michael?
I don't want that way there we go. Song time. Long time. - Why are you taking pictures? - Why not? - Social media. - Oh, you know, we're a three-man team here. We ain't got like some interns in the back. - No, we're four, man. She's gonna take pictures during the song. - Cool, I can do that. - There you go. - Trust me. Trust me. - Trust me. - Drops immediately. - Oh, right. - Oh, it's a long song. - When you're done with that, you can just set it in the corner. - Set it on the food. ♪ It's 9 a.m. and we're doing our podcast ♪ ♪ We're here to sing you a song ♪ ♪ But it's something feels all fine ♪ ♪ No, really, sure ♪ ♪ But singing right now feels wrong ♪ ♪ We need something good, we need something better ♪ ♪ Something that feels just right ♪ ♪ So I guess we'll just run right into it ♪ - Today's question, "Cinem by a viewer." Do you have a seat? - Yes. - Why don't you go have a seat? Put down the camera. - What's going on? - Today's question, "Cinem by a viewer." - Oh my God. - Lily, is being famous hard? - Um, I can imagine for famous people, it has its first time-- - It's just a yes or no. We know, you know how this goes. It's being famous hard. - For famous people, it's famous? - It's famous, no. It's famous. Don't laugh, please. Please stop. It's being famous hard, yes or no, Lil. - Yeah. - Okay. - So weird. - Do you think you're famous, huh? It seems kind of pretentious, that you would just say that right out the gate, like just, yeah, it's hard. - I think you need to focus on your answer. - What about you being famous is hard, Lil. What's hard about it? - For those who are famous. - No, you just said-- - You were famous. - We asked you the question. It's being famous hard and you said yes. You didn't hesitate. - There's no hesitation. You didn't say, um, you didn't try to squeeze a little right out of the question, you said yes. - Do you really think you yourself that way? - No. - Oh, look at her put her shades on. - Yeah, mis-famous. You get a hide from the paparazzi, I guess. - Ms. Hollywood over here. - Yeah, what kind of person wears glasses inside? - As soon as she walks in here, she puts on a jacket. That's not even hers. We told her, please don't wear that. She grabs it anyway, says this is mine. I don't care what you say, it puts on her glasses. - Oh my goodness. - Steels Andrew's camera. - She told her it was too loud for the podcast and she was like, it'll be fine, fix it and post. - That's sick. - She said that's not my job, that's not my prop. - I know. - I'm pretty sure there's a racial slur in there. - Will. - I couldn't tell if that's what she was doing. - Our goal is to not be famous. Our goal is to just have fun. Spread the love of Jesus. - Make him famous. - Make him famous. - I'm about it. I'm about it. - I'm about it. - Yes, I know. - As long as we're up there with them, right? - The way he is so hard to be famous. - I didn't, I wasn't relating it to myself. - You said yes, we asked you. Is it hard being famous? You said yes, that's exactly what you did. - I'm being empathetic to famous people. - That's it. - I don't know if that is it. - Would you ever say that you're empathetic to yourself? - Yeah, I got it. - Okay, so then you just bow right there. That's what you exactly what you just said. - All right guys, well I guess you're here first. I don't know what's happening. - That is too good for us. - That is too good for you. - She, I'm pretty sure she's gonna go start her own podcast. - No. - That's what she's, the rumors are saying. - Well guys, I guess the next couple episodes, you'll know if she's gonna be part of this podcast or not. - I guess so. - Welcome to the show. - Can I say "Vinjo"? - I meant. - Beautiful. (upbeat music) - Oh! - Oh no! - Has an empty heart. - You were! - Marshall Horde! - Poppin' jaws out there! (upbeat music) - So, funny thing is I might not be a part of this. - No, that's the joke. - That's the joke. - Okay, I see, I see. - And then we should pretend, we should make another podcast. - Oh, that's so funny. - Maybe one day I would do another podcast, but I would do it about mom stuff and lady stuff. - You. - And gossip stuff and you, gross. And movies, gossip. - You guys need to do another show too, for real, I've been on Josh about making a kids show. - We'll do it. Would you guys like that? If we did a kids show? A lot of people, we used to do a thing for. It was grow, it was a grow curriculum. And I did my carol character. A lot of kids loved it. So we're thinking of doing it like a kid's carol podcast. So it'd be like a 15 minute episode thing. - I literally did the Bible class last week at my girls' co-op, and they watch Grow TV, and they freaked out when you called. They freaked out when I shut up. - They're very silent. - I mean, yeah, I mean, that's what happens most of the time. They were excited, though they asked a ton of questions. - What happened? - I don't know. He just left. It's okay, he'll come back. He always comes back, right? - What are you looking at your phone for? - I got a text, I wondered if it was him saying emergency emergency. - I doubt you would text you. - In our ninja clan chat, not just me. - There's no way you would text you, you're too famous. - Talking about this kid show, I foresee it being very silly, but we could do something like a Bible verse. Maybe we talk to an actual teacher, like your mom or something, and get ideas about what to say on the show, and then maybe we do like a periodic table segment. - Where you guys go through all the elements of the periodic table, each of the sudden you cover one? - But they're all wrong, yeah. - But there's props, and so it's like, here's uranium, and it's like Josh's hands melt off. - I touch it, I'm gonna go to skeleton. - And it's just green slime or something, just very silly. - Yeah, when you touch your uranium, you see the future. - Do you know what, would you let your kids consume that? - Yeah, I don't know what happened in the parking lot. I got a message that my alarm was going off, went out there, turned mine off, and someone else was going off too. So, okay, earthquake? It's been an earthquake, so-- - Oh, all earthquakes. - Did you see, I mean, a couple weeks ago, there was like four or seven earthquakes all around Area 51. Really, no, I didn't see that. That's interesting. - I think we're on there. - They got to be doing stuff underground. - For sure. - For sure. So, our neighbor just had fiber optic put in, and Paige said, I mean, they're just digging like a little tunnel, you know, with that boring machine, but Paige said the whole house was just like violent. Like, she was like, it sounds like a car's driving under our house right now, but you think about, you know, we're talking a underground city. - Yeah, the difference between, yeah, it's gonna shake everything up. - Your house is turning 100 years old next year. - I know. - You should throw a party. - I should. - And Daniel, I should. - Dude, what if we did like the Bilbo thing? Like, actually, in the field. - Oh, that would be so fun. - The Shire party. Show up in character. What are you gonna be? - Me? - Gandalf. - Yeah, of course. - Checks. - Yeah. - I'll be an elf. I'll be a female elf. - Yeah, I am. - No, I did. - Too bad. - You're gonna set it first. - Aragon, yeah. My eyes are gonna close together like that. (laughing) - I don't, she says that, and I don't understand what. - Aragon? - Vigo Morrison, Morrison. - Aragon. - Aragon. - Vigo Morrison, or Morrison. - I don't know. - He's very handsome, but he's, - She says, his eyes are close together. And I don't agree with that. - I've thought in my whole life. - Who in your family looks like said this lot to make you think that that's normal. - Wait, did I say that? - He looks pretty normal. - Yeah. - Not saying that people aren't normal that have eyes close to go. - I'm not saying he's ugly. (laughing) - I'm saying. - I'm saying it's eyes are just close to go. - I think his eyes are normal, but I think he's just got a lot of space on the sides that make it look like they're closer. - He got them cheekbones. - 'Cause like, big head. - A lot of people have like the square head where the eyes are like the edge of their face. I think he just has more. - It's ruined. - It also doesn't matter at all. - Do you see the way it does? - Apparently it does. - Was it Mary or Pippin that he kissed in one of the like the celebratory scenes but it wasn't scripted? Have you seen that clip? - That's so funny. - I'll pull it, okay. Remind me to go back to that. I'll pull it a bowl or two. - Imagine if you were like, when you first met Lily or like on your wedding day, you were like, "Oh, your eyes are like really close together." But you're like, but it doesn't matter at all. - He says I'm pretty done. - That's a crazy thing to say. - Me? - Yeah. - Say it. (laughing) - I'm not gonna say anything. - You can't do that. You gotta say something. You gotta give us something. - One example. - Come on. - I can't say. - He wants to know. - Yeah. - Later. - I'll tell you later. - Patreon.com/ - I'm afraid. (laughing) - Whenever I bring it up to you're always like, I did not say that. And I'm like, "You don't think I would remember you saying that." - You might have missed her. - She does not remember a lot of saying, Joe. - Is there a possibility you could miss remember something? - No. - Yes. - Not in this circumstance. - How can you be fully confident in anything? - When we are fully, when we are new dating, you're retaining everything. - You dated nude? - What is that? - Nude dating? - Nude dating. - Nude dating. - You're new at dating. - Okay, got it. Speaking of nude dating. - Nude dating. - Yeah. - Let's get right into it. (laughing) - What are we getting into about? - Recently, and when this comes out, there might be,
to be some weird stuff happening. But recently, when we're filming this, there's apparently a group of pastors. - Oh boy. - Okay. - Famous pastors, which I don't know any of 'em, truly. - Yeah, do you have the names? - One of 'em is. - This explains the blurry creatures post. - That's awesome. - One of 'em is Perry Stone. - Okay. - Which apparently he's like a, he's like, these are all like TV pastors. - Got it. - He's like super in times. - Okay. - His own. - Another guy, his name is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Joseph Z. - Mm-hmm. - And then I don't know who the third guy is. But apparently these pastors were called by some government officials in the intelligence agencies. One of 'em being a senator. - Senator, or sorry, Congressman Eric Burleson. And they were called and said there needs to be a meeting. And so they flew to a location. I think they flew to like Colorado or something. They said, don't bring your cell phones. - Oh gosh. Typical. - We have a meeting that we need to talk with you guys. - Absolutely. - This whole thing, let me just start off, it's weird. - It's wacky. - What's fishy, it stinks of fishiness. - Like in what way? Like in what way? - I don't know. - We still haven't given us any information. - I know. - What are we talking about? - 'Cause I'm just so, I don't want to present it like, guys, this is the blah, blah, blah. - Yeah. - I'm like, this is weird. Like, anyways, these, a bunch of pastors came together and they were sat in a room. This Congressman came out, we're a video chat or something. And he's like, 'cause everyone's sitting down. - Oh gosh. - So are all the pastors in the room. (laughing) - Yes Congressman, we're all here. - Yes sir. - And he said, the disclosure that it's about to come out with these aliens, they are going to confirm non-human intelligence. They're going to basically present it that there's an alien race that has been living here a long time. And in fact, they are our creators. - Oh gosh. - Is it kind of lucky kind of stuff? - No, like reptilian type of things. - Oh okay. - There are creators, they created the Bible, they created Jesus Christ. - Oh no. - Yeah. - Your goal, or your goal, what I'm telling you to do is you need to prepare your congregations for this disclosure. - How? Any pointers on how? - Basically saying like, I think they're hinting at that this is a deception kind of thing. And so there's three pastors that I got. Videos of them talking about it. - Love to hear it. - Oh, I've only seen the one. - Which though, one of the guys, it's close or they'll get out the background. - Background. - Yeah, that's the peak guy, or what is his name is? Perry Stone. - Thank you for describing that in a way where you knew there's no way I remembered names. (laughing) I don't remember names either. Let me see that quote plugged in. - It is plugged in, I plugged it in. - Wait, so help me, just like really nitpick what you said. - Yeah. - So this guy's like, prepare your congregation to understand that this is going to be a deception, or he's like, prepare your congregation to learn news that like their whole entire faith is being dismantled. - The deception, I think. - Oh, okay. - Because a lot of these, they're saying that people in the intelligence, which it seems to be a part of that group, for the life of me, I can't remember their name. Tim Alberino talks a lot about them. - The 12 or something? - No, it's not the 12. It's, describe it to me, I'll do some. - It's basically like an organization within the government. - The Clintons? - No, no. That their Christians, it's like a group of Christian politicians that don't want the alien disclosure to come out. - Okay. - This is wild. - Because Tim Birchett, he's like, when he was brought this news, they're like, we can't disclose this stuff because it's going to ruin people's faith. And he's like, no, it won't. - Yeah. - And weird stuff, but here's one of them. And hopefully this doesn't get flagged, Andrew, if it does, because it has music under it. So we'll play this, I'll play the other ones too, but just listen to this one first. We might have to cut this one out, or mute. - We get to, we just add music on top of it. - Yeah. - Only handful of pastors invited to come to a private meeting with a group of men who are connected with the intelligence world that are believers, but are still have very high security clearance. These are legit true men of God that are still connected to Washington, and even this current administration, and all branches of military. And they literally told us, we had a sitting congressman, a very well-known congressman from Missouri. He was, he called into that meeting as well. That was just for pastors, and this is what he said. On speaker phone, this sitting powerful member of Congress said, are the pastors listening to me? I'm getting chills right now because this happened to me. He said, are the pastors in the room listening to me? And I said, yes, or we are here. And he said, listen to me. Go and tell the church. They are not ready for what is coming. The narrative that is coming, what they are going to say, is going to be like nothing you can even imagine. They are preparing to tell us that they are from another dimension, that they are our creator, and that these beings, these aliens, whatever you want to call them, they are the ones that see your dust here. There is no such thing as God. Jesus was invented by them. The Bible was invented by them and begin to just say, listen, prepare the people for what is coming because they're not ready. But he loved us so much. He made sure that he told us exactly the blueprint to study. He said, study the days of Noah. And if you can understand how Noah responded, that's how you're going to have to respond. And I believe what God is doing in the body of Christ right now. He's getting us ready. Because the world is going to have a lot of questions. The question for you is, are you going to be able to answer it? Can you understand the weirdness of this? Like all this, why, why? This just seems too obvious. Yeah, it seems like it seems way too obvious. Like you don't, this is kind of stuff. I don't feel like I could be so wrong, but I feel like if there's going to be a deception, it's a true deception. And it's not like, guys, there's a deception about to happen. So get ready, because then now this is viral stuff. It's like that exactly. But what if it's a deception, deception? That's what I'm saying. Like, are these guys, this is the one to punch? Because why would the government bring in these pastors knowing that they're going to go out? Yeah. There's something weird about it. The experiment doesn't exist in the church like it should. The fact that certain politicians can say, I am of the faith and then act the way they do and be embraced by a large percentage of Christian culture. Just kind of, even, and not, I'm not just talking boomers in Facebook, like there's Gen Z, Gen Alpha and millennials, too, with some of like musicians and stuff. Like stuff we can clearly see is fake, but like they're not catching on. So when you do things like this, you get pastors together who are making claims. And I don't know. This isn't an accusation against them, but it's like, let's just have a little discretion and a little discernment and kind of like filter sure some of this stuff, because it doesn't feel right. No, also I want to say that these people in the government, whoever they are, this congressman, if they are like true followers of Christ and they knew of this horrendous, evil deception that's about to happen, say everything then. You don't be like, guys, something's about to come out. So just get ready. No, you'd be like, this is what's coming out. This is what they're going to do. Because the kingdom of God matters way more than me going to prison, you know? Absolutely. And the qualifications that put them in the room, these are the pastors that need to be warned to be ready to prepare their congregations. Because if they have the qualifications to get in the room, they should already be like theologically and biblically equipped to handle something that comes out as discerning pastors. Like you don't need to be warned deceptions coming when deception happens as a shepherd. You should be like, hey, there's a wolf. I don't need, you know, someone from the wolf pack to come tell me the wolves are coming. I can see it. Yeah, and I don't want to pass these pastors because I don't know who they are. And like, that's my question. Why these pastors? Right. Like what's the, I mean, obviously they have a following. They've been, you know, they teach and people probably love them. I don't know anything about them. So I can't say anything about them. But it's, what's their audience? What's their demographic? It seems like they're being set up. And as I say that because this other pastor guy who has like a talk show or a podcast or something, he said they gather the pastors. They flew out from Tennessee to, I think it was Utah. Let me see. They flew out from. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Tennessee to Colorado Springs. And what was weird is that on their, is either on their flight there or back, all these pastors, they just so happen to say, look out the window. There's six UFOs. No. Shut the front door. And so he shows the video of these UFOs, these orbs being all wacky outside his window. I'm like, that's really suspect. This seems like, okay, if you're just going to play, if you're going to convince these guys of anything, make it all secretive, don't bring your phone. Everyone get on this plane. We had an important meeting to talk about. - Also, here's these UFOs. - We talk about this disclosure coming out. This great deception, prepare congregations. All right, guys.
You go home and just prepare congregations. On your flight back, what? There's six UFOs outside the window. - Yeah, that's weird. - For them, it's like that's a seal in the deal. Like if I was just like caught up in it, like 'cause it seems like it was a fast-moving thing. And then you were told this stuff by a congressman and these people in the intelligence agency. Flying back home and I see UFOs and be like, "Look at my hand." Like you're really, that's like a nail in the coffin. - Totally, and you look at that guy's reaction and I'm not, once again, don't know him, so I'm not judging him. But he emphasized how many times that this dude was a powerful dude in the world of politics, right? Like he made sure that was an emphasis. If I'm trusting anybody, the last person on that list is a politician. That's powerful. Like so it's like, I mean, you have to take that with a grain of salt. You could say you're a Christian, but if you're a politician, a successful, powerful one. I mean, obviously I'm not in that world, but I don't know where the fruit is. - Before we judge him too hard to, like if I got, if I was pastoring and got invited and like felt like it was off, it's like, no, you're enemy. Like I'd still go. So just 'cause someone's weird. - 100%. - Yeah, just 'cause someone, like if it all does start looking fishy and you're like, dang, this dude I respected went, doesn't mean that dude is bought in. The dude might just be sus and something now. - I'm not judging these pastors at all. I really think they're potentially part of another layer of deception. - Yeah, it's never that simple. So what in my brain, how does that even work? What is, why would they tell them this? Like is there another layer? Like are they gonna be like, is it the layer of that this is gonna happen and they're gonna fake like Jesus coming back? And so then the people are like, these are, oh that's what it was. Who was it, was it? Not Albert, there's somebody on blurry. I believe he was from Egypt or something. He talked about, he believes that they're going to basically stage like an alien invasion. So there's gonna be bad guys, the bad aliens. And then they're gonna stage the good aliens which would be part of like Jesus and stuff. So could that be part of the deception? - The bad aliens are the Democrats, right? - Yeah. - They will register as Democrats. - Any liberal, yeah, yeah. - No, but could it be like, could they stage a, my brain is running right now? Because-- - I love this subject. - Well, because it reminds me of our interview that we had with Bart, coolest perspective, coolest conspiracy of his connection with the scientists going missing. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he's like, what about the Malaysian flight that went missing years ago? Like what about it? He's like, there's, what was it? 20 something scientists on it? - Yeah. He said these scientists were world renowned for their holographic technology. - Yeah, like a blue book. - Yeah, like a connection with Project Blue Book, something like that. He's like, he believes that the planes are swapped out. - Yep. - And that those scientists were brought back to the US. And then you have all these, so you got these holographic dudes. And then you got these guys that are known in-- - Propulsion. - Propulsion, anti-gravity. You could create a UFO and make it appear and make it appear. And it's like, it seems like it's set in the stage for-- - And for fairness to him, he didn't say bring him back to the US. He just said they're collected and somewhere working on something. - I think he did say the US. - Did he really? I think, I'm pretty sure, yeah, that's what he was insinuating. And I think he said-- - I'm gonna edit out my comment then. - Yeah, I know you're fine. Yeah, dude, I love this. - This is great. And it's one of those things where if it is legit, if it is a guy, I get the guy like saying, hey, I can't say everything. - Yeah, me too, I understand that. - But like, just be ready. And I'm like, I appreciate that, whatever. But I also like, and my mind goes, he probably didn't disclose certain things because he doesn't know how it's actually gonna come out. 'Cause if he releases too much or thing that didn't happen, like then it's like, okay, well now we can't even trust you. But once again, a politician is telling you this. And you can't take it as truth, as gospel. Why are they the gatekeepers of-- - That's why I wanted to know why they got-- - Exactly. - What's their target audience? Are they sold out? Are they, I mean, I don't know if this guy's Republican, Democrat, whatever, if it's like a party thing. And so they're all sold out and they trust this guy. And it's like, I don't know, it's weird, man. It's very, very strange. - But yeah, I was saying like, why are politicians the gatekeepers of-- - Oh, yeah, the unknown. Like, that should already turn you off. - Yeah. - Like that's what ticks me off. It's like, who gives you the right to know all history? And look at all the false flags in the United States and any other government, like for that matter, is done to deceive the people, to sway them in a certain direction. And it's like, so now they're the gatekeepers of an alien race. - Oh, dude, but that's, it makes perfect sense why they would be the ones because they can be, not speaking for every politician, but they have the propensity to be dishonest, to withhold information. And I think it's all because they want to control us, you know. - Oh, for sure. - And so, and that's why these scientists are being silenced because they're like, let me tell you about it and it's like, not it. - And controlling us could also look like chaos. - Yeah, I will say to play devil's advocate, I could understand why as a believing Congress person, even if it was just like some information, like very little information, it's like, things are coming out right now, that could deceive the Christian population. And so, be prepared and prepare your congregation so that they do not fall into these traps of aliens being our overlord. - It's a good point. - I could understand why they would want to do that. - But why those pastors? - Why those pastors? - Maybe he's friends of them. - Why make, and that's the thing, but like, then go sit at their church or something, send a message out yourself to these people. And don't let the pastors be the second hand news kind of guy. - Yeah. - Like, 'cause it makes it worse than doing gloomy. - I don't know if it was that congressman that I mentioned, I think people were speculating that it was that congressman. - So it wasn't disclosed. - It makes sense to why his name, like if he dropped his name, that's crazy. - I would also be curious what denomination each of these pastors belong to. It was what specific denomination. - I'm very curious. I mean, I'm gonna have to go look, I'm just gonna look online, but they're sermons instead. - Yeah, they're all men. - Whoa. - Boymans are right the whole time. - LDS actually stands for Look, Disky. (laughing) (laughing) - So yeah, I don't know, man. It's weird. - I think the government is smart enough to leak information. Kind of like, it's like toxic relationship. We're like, I'm gonna tell you enough, but I know that I'm not gonna give you so much to where you're gonna feel the need to keep the bridge open. It's like, if I told you everything, you could make your assessment and see where it goes. But it's like, if you leak too much of what I've told you, you've lost your contact. So they can only trickle information out, but then it's like this toxic tap that's just drip and misinformation. - And it's also like, it's kind of like the vibe of like, hey, I can't wait for you to come over tonight because I have something crazy to tell you about Melissa and Xavier. And then all day, you're like, what could possibly be happening? And you're talking to all your friends. So if you at least have this tiny information, then it leaves the pastors, it leaves us to just speculate and blow it out proportion and maybe they're looking at that and saying, okay, what are people looking at? - And we're playing it to it. - Absolutely. - Yeah. - And it's just weird. I also would urge people. - Yeah. - You should go, first, go read scripture. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's the number one. - Pause, pause right here. - But a good take on the UFO stuff is the orthodoxy in the religion of the future. Father Sarah from Rose. - Yeah. - Saint. - Sarah from Rose. - Who's very recently? - Yeah. - Yeah. - What they will be saints. I mean, that would be, we can. That's the thing. That's what I love about saying these saints. - There's no discrimination. - You can, you can live your life to be. I mean, we're all saints if we're a true holy followers of Christ, right? - Yeah. - I aspire for recognition. - All saints were sinners. - But he has a whole chapter on UFOs and deception and he goes back in history and back to like early church fathers who wrote about these deceptions that Satan can perform. - Yeah, it's nothing new. - Mainly in the sky. - Yeah, and he wrote this in the '60s, right? - '60s or '70s. - Yeah. - And what's interesting about it is that he himself, Saint Sarah from Rose, was very influenced by new age spiritualism in his youth and tried basically every religion, particularly Hinduism. And like would travel and see all these deities. And I think it was at him or was it another book where we were reading where he went and he went to worship at one of the Hindu God's spaces and then had a spiritual, basically discern that it was evil. Anyway, he's warning us in the '60s about this new age spiritualism rising up in our country. And then you're reading it now and you see how these things have come to pass in our nations. - Yeah. - And how it's so ingrained that even-- - How it's leaked into our churches. - Kind of costalism, almost all day. - I'm gonna throw out a counterpoint just to make it up a bit. But if this is a big like siop and you need the church to like fully buy into this stuff, what a time to make it canon. - What do you mean? - Like you said, he was like sanctified. - Yeah. - Whatever the word is. So just throwing it out there, it affirms everything he's said, right as they're saying, all this weird sky stuff's about to happen. - Yeah, I guess you could look at that one. - Just throwing that out there as someone who hasn't read this. - Weird timing. - Yeah, timing's weird. Yeah, because he died in the seventies and when all of the
weird, a culty government stuff was also happening. - Also canonized as a saint, the same week that these pastors met with this. - Wow, that's so funny. - That is interesting. - So what do you think the church's reaction should be? 'Cause I saw that blurry creature's post and I had no idea the context. I was like, this is like, it seems super random but now it makes total sense about just like, how churches should be reacting to this. Should pastors be mentioning this on? - Oh, for sure. I mean, I would start talking about deception. Like, and just saying like what deception has even looked like just through scripture and church history, church history, especially. Like I mean, 'cause I was even reading, I'm reading a book, it's a St. Anthony Gray, which I talked about a week or two ago. I'm reading his biography kind of thing but he like has some of his teachings in it. This dude's nuts, like he was living in the desert. There's at one point he was living alone with his door shut in the desert for 20 years straight. - Oh my God. - And somebody would bring him bread like once a week. - So we, no, they would bring him bread twice a year. And enough bread and he would just eat little morsels of it and these people came and they're like, they're gonna talk to St. Anthony the Great. And there was, they would hear arguing, like people fighting and they're like, what in the world? And they would look under the door, no one's in there. And they're like, these are demons. He's fighting demons right now. - Oh gosh. - And then he basically yelled at, like why are you guys afraid of demons? Is that they don't have power over us? Is it we worship the living God who has power? If anything, they have no authority to hurt us unless given the, given the authority, like Job. - Yeah. - Given the authority by God. - Given the authority by God to test us and test her faith, like Job. - It's actually like if you're under demonic oppression, it's actually an honor. - Yeah, it like truly is. - Well, it was sought out. Yeah, I remember when we had that experience with the girl who was possessed at that camp and I remember everyone was scared and I was like, did she affect any of us or was the devil trying to shut down what was happening? I was like, which means there's a reality to the power that we have access to. - Yeah. - So it's like, what do we have to fear? - So good. - Have you guys ever seen a movie, Big Fish? - Yeah, of course. - So good. One of the best. I was watching that last night, Demi wanted to watch it and we were at the whole premise of the movie. At the very beginning, he meets this witch that has his eye that can show him how he dies, right? And that gives him the courage throughout his whole life, to do these miraculous things because he knows how he dies. He knows he's an old man and that he's like, so it gave him confidence and I feel like that's the same thing. It's like we're told whether we die on this earth in a horrible or live a long life, whatever it may be. It's like, we know how the story ends. We're gonna, we gotta do it. And so like, yeah, like it is an honor to go through trials and tribulations and be attacked by demons if that's the case. If you don't know. - It'll joy when you meet suffering of various kinds. - Yes. - My words, so good. That's my verse of the season, you guys. So good. - Shoot it out. But there was a chapter in there where he talked about demonic prophecy and he's like, demons Satan cannot prophesy. They do not know the future. What they are, they're clever. And they're very good guessers. And he said, and that's why there's a lot of like hold these prophecies like if the prophecy is false, stone that prophet kind of thing. That was like all throughout scripture. But he's like, even, he was given examples of those crazy. He's like, they'll come, be as a person and they'll be like, the river is going to flood. He said they only know that because that demon was further up the river and saw that it was raining. Rush back and they make this prophecy. And so it's, some of these prophecies are true to gain their trust in order to further deceive. - Yeah. - For the listeners, it's just calculated predictions instead of prophecies. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, for the listeners only prophecies was in quotes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But test everything. Test everything in accordance to what we read in our Bibles and in prayer. - And that's where the pastors need to step up. It's like you don't have to focus on the aliens, but like look at scripture and like when letters were written to correct, you know, theological issues, like look how it was handled in the church. - Yeah, and be like, instead of quoting like in the days of Noah, so it'll be before my return. - Yeah. - Quote like, this is what scripture says about deception. - Yeah. - You know, like let's start talking about that. - Everything needs to lead to the cross. - Because of course, everyone knows that verse now. It'll be like the days of Noah. And it's like, let's talk about, let's prepare everyone to not be deceived. And don't be so focused on that. If you fully focus on living a life for Christ, blot out the world, the world doesn't matter. Live for the kingdom of God. I guarantee you will not be deceived. - Yeah, so good. - Yeah, you will fall for the tricks. - Yeah, it's called discernment. - Yeah, discernment. - God will give you discernment. - discern, discern, discern, discern. 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Okay, let me buy. - I owe you the annual labor. - If this podcast ever goes under it, please let's start a lawn service. - Oh, I'm in. - Can I just be the marketing guy? - Sure. - Okay. - You can be the leaf blower guy. - Yeah, that's pretty satisfying. - With a big backpack one? - I want the standing lawn mower. You see those guys, that's so cool. Have you seen how much money that lawn service is making those like 55 and over like trailer park neighborhoods? Like the nice ones? - I know they make a lot. - I think it was like a couple hundred bucks a month is what my grandma was paying for her lawn. But I'm talking, it's a strip between, and they're all cookie cutters. So literally you have a guy edging, you got a guy running the mower through and you get the whole freaking HOA. And so like I did the math. I forget how many. It was like, if you can book a neighborhood, that's 'cause that's how it works is through the HOA. So literally, I mean, you're raking in tens of thousand. - And that's like job security like crazy. - Yeah. - But what a tough business get into. There's so many lawn services out there. - That's what I'm saying. - So what are you gonna do to be different? - Our marketing would be crazy fun. - Maybe like we get like super jacked and we just do the lawn and like our speedos or something? - I figured that was where we were going anyway. - Yeah, we'll call it some like a plan where like magic mics. - Like the lawn, the lawn bronze. (laughing) - The lawn bronze. - Yeah. - Lawn stars. - Lawn stars. (laughing) - Lawn Johns. - Lawn Johns. - Lawn Johns. - Yes. - I'm John one. - I'm John two. (laughing) - John, John, John. - Those bow buns. - Bow. - I'm ridiculous. - Do you watch the bow bun? - Joe Powell. - Does she show a pearl? - Do they ship? - I don't know. - Sophie's kitchen? - That's gotta be frozen, so I don't know. - I don't know. - If they do, everyone goes Sophie's kitchen. - Yeah. - Google it, it's the greatest Filipino food I've ever had in my life. - Or if you're at Disney, make a little trip, get you a little something. - I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling you, that ice cream, that Ube ice cream that they gave us. - It's phenomenal. - If I could die, if I had to die tomorrow and they're like, you have one treat. - Ube ice cream. - That Ube ice cream. Even in that small of a dish, I could eat a whole gallon, but even in that one, I was blown away. - It's another, it's another fun surprise later when you go poop in your poop is purple. - That is fun. It's a fun surprise. - We should have more fun surprises like that in the food industry. - I agree. - Like, yeah, it's good food, but guess what? You're also gonna have fun taking a home later. - Yeah dude, like Superman ice cream? Like half the fun was your poop later. - Yeah, I've always said that. - Superman ice cream is poop, by the way. - What if there's like pop rocks, but you didn't know, like they were delayed, so you didn't know when they were gonna pop. - It just pops into water. - Oh, oh. - Oh. (laughs) - I did not have a question, so I just texted Alan in the bathroom. I said, "Hurry!" I need a question. - Should we call him right now? - Can I have a bite of that? - For clarity, who was in the bathroom? - I texted Alan while I was in the bathroom. - Oh, you were in the bathroom, not Alan. - Yes, you can have a bite. - Let me call him real quick, see if he answers. - He will, he just texted me if he doesn't answer you, then there's a problem. - That's a problem. How many of those have you? - I'm so good. - They do spamming eggs. - Hey, babe, you're on the pod. - Alan. - Oh, how's it going, guy? (laughs) - Why is he suddenly AI? - First of all, this is AI chatbot, Alan. Hey, listen, we need a question. - It's question quarter of the delay, and Lily came unprepared, so we need a question from you. - He sent me one. - That doesn't matter, it was his. I want to hear him voice, his voice say it. - Lily, what happened? - He sent me one, I have it right here. - Yeah, but what happened? Why did you come to the pod unprepared? - I was researching something else. - Right. - I wanted to say, promise I didn't think of that. - Lily, I sent you two, which one are you trying to use? - I want to do the one of the video that you sent because the other one is dumb, we're Christians. We all know how we're gonna answer it.
I still want to hear this one after you, but you give us, you give us, you give us the good one, Alan. Okay. The one that is in the video that I said, really, it goes like this, right? Yeah. So there's a magic coin, you know, the coin, you can split it one per day, that's it. What happens is if you split it and it lands on head, you get $1,000. $10,000 or so. $10,000. Okay. Okay. $10,000. Big money out here. Hell. A llama spawn in your house. The only way to get rid of the llama is to destroy the coin. How many times are you flipping the coin? Oh, dude, every day, I got the, I got the, yeah, you didn't, if you get, if you get tails and you get a llama farm, that's instantly swapping to a llama farm. Yeah. Statistically, half the time. So let's go a month. So your 10 grand at 15 days is a lot of money. It's true. It's enough to buy some property. Tails never fails though. So that's a lot of llamas. That is a lot of llamas. You're, I'm assuming this llama has never really been in captivity. I would have joined the wild. Okay. So yeah. So you got to assume there's going to be some damage to, to your house property, right? But 10 grand, easy fixed, another 10 grand the next day. Buy it. You're buying property. Buy it property at this point. Get a petting llama zoo. You can't sell the llama. So because you have to keep them. That's part of it. Yeah. You can, you can do a, what, what, what, what a llama for? Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Like yarn. We can sell it to yarn. You can't destroy that. This is a win. Alan, this is a win-win situation here, pal. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. These are things all over the way that you can monetize parts of the llama. Yeah. Monatize it a bit at all. Ooh. Okay. We know how you slava and you salivate it is that we've, we've heard this. I think that's where your mind goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if this goes back to the other, would you rather where you get like, it turns to currency, you'd be rolling in the money. I'm going to say flip it forever. Yeah. Once a day for the rest of my life. And then if you get tired of the llamas, if they're just, if it's just too much handle, then just figure out a way to destroy that coin. Yeah. And then you have llama meat for years. That in itself is going to be very difficult. You'd have to get a really hot fire, right? Yeah. Or just go to a volcano and cast it in. Can you leave with the coin? Sure. I didn't know if the coin was bound to your home or something. Of course not. Does Lily think metals indestructible? Yep. All right. I think destroying a coin would be pretty easy. Yeah. And it also depends on like, what do you mean, destroy? Right. If it was a wooden coin, it would be super easy. Bastel is great. All right. Alan, we love you so much. Thank you so much for the question. Oh, dear. I'm a good one. Yeah. Congrats me on being a dad. I love you. Hey, Alan, can I tell you one more thing? Yeah. Okay. His voice sounded so AI though. So weird. Like there was a pause. Yeah. Hello. My phone is scrapping out. Look at this. It won't unlock. Uh-oh. Oh, there you go. Stuff. Car going off. Bone breaking. They're watching you. Shut up about these pastors. All right. What was the other question? Uh, okay. He said it's a popular question. I've never heard it before. Um, he said everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who press the red button survive, which button would you press? And I'm like, obviously, we're questions. We would all push the blue button. We want everyone to survive. We'd be self-sacrificial. Yeah. So we're told the rules before or you just like just, just button spawn in front of you and you're just like, I don't know. I'm going to push it. I think you're told the rules before. Okay. Then everyone would push the blue button. Everyone needs to press the blue button. Yeah. But I guess people who are like maybe a little narcissistic and fearful would be like. If I press the red button, I'm surviving no matter what. Is that the majority or minority you think? I would hope it's the minority. Yeah. I think it's a minority. Yeah, I think so. I'm still optimistic about the condition of the world. I'd be confused with the rules and accidentally hit the red one. Yeah. Hey, that asked me in the car this morning. She said, do people still live in the jungle? And I was like, yeah, there's some places. And she's like, where? I was like, oh boy. I don't know. The Amazon. That's what I told her the Amazon. And I was like, hey, no, you live in a very particular part of the world where we're one of the most advanced nations. But the world is very big. And people live very differently everywhere. Yeah. Speaking of the Amazon. Did you see the two Marines who were canoeing? No. No. Dude, this was crazy. I can't show the clip. But the dude's filming himself and he's like bleeding out his leg in his arm. And he's like filming. Apparently they were like exploring a part of the Amazon. And I don't know if it was uncontacted or like minimal. But they claim it was pirates is what they said like Amazon. Pirates. They called them pirates. But apparently they looked like an easy target. No weapons. They just had paddles. But they're literally two Marines from a different. I think it was Europe or somewhere. Somewhere else. Anyways. And he's like, oh, he's like, I just got shot. He's like, I had to drown one of them. He was like, the rest of them fled. But apparently, like, they got lit up. I was like, how is this clip just chilling on the internet? He haven't seen this. I need to look into the whole story. Why was his buddy filming it? He's filming himself. He's like, I've been shot. He's like documenting what just happened. Oh my God. We just got attacked. And he was like, but you know, the story goes like they just looked like two dudes. He didn't belong without weapons and turns out they're like elite military. Oh, that's so funny. Whatever. That's funny. I could do that too. Wow. Did I say funny? You did. I might see this wild. My brain's not working. That's so funny. I was thinking about these chicks. Did you see the clip of the chicks that were swimming in the Amazon river? All the comments are like, I thought we as a collective decided that there was an unswimable body of water. Yeah. I saw one person swimming. They like taking like an excursion. He was like in the Amazon. But he was like one of those, the pink dolphins, the very scary ones, like the river dolphins. And she was just like, nope. And she was just instantly walking out and then it pans over and it's like the scariest dolphin in the world. Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm going to go swim with the dolphins. It's going to be so cute. Terrifying. Hey, hit us with that beat. This with what beat? This beat. Oh. Oh. Oh. This beat right here. Andrew. Gotta. Real. Andrew. Gotta. Real. Andrew shower. Right now. Right now. Show us please. Good song, guys. This is a. Oh gosh. This is a hard one. You're gonna. You've seen it. Yeah. It needs. It needs audio. Husband, where are you? Are you doing the court? I don't want to watch this. Right now. As someone who just had a filling breakout, this was hard for me. You had a filling breakout. I did. I had a. Corner of my teeth cracked off when I had a rock in my rice. A rock in your. Why did you have a rock in your rice? Didn't wash it good enough apparently. Why are you chewing your rice so hard? That you broke a filling when you were chewing your rice. Because you got to be like doing this. All on. You've never bent down on something and been like, ow. Not rice. Rice is a soft food. You're like this with rice. I eat more. Okay. Why are you two rice? All right. Three. Two. One. Okay. Oh my goodness. Why is he doing that? Why? No idea what's going on. I'm not sure what's going on. the wood and bomb on it.
the photo of the bomb. That's all. That was like congrats on all your work. Oh my gosh. You're completely trolling. That's again. They just did. They just did fun stuff back then. They did. Yeah. Or was fun back then. They've, you know, I'm sure there's some bad things, but at least they had some fun. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Um, speaking of not having fun though. Yeah. The cruise. Oh, yeah. Help me about it. What's going on? Obviously, by the time this comes out, they'll be a very different story. Hopefully not. There's this cruise that departed from Argentina. It was this, how many passengers around like 300 or something? Oh, it wasn't that like 170. Okay. 170 passengers. And it was basically like a world exploratory cruise. So they went to like islands off of Antarctica. And they're just basically cruising around the world. Yeah. And um, someone got on that ship that was carrying what is known as the huntavirus. Oh, Hunter. Can I stop you right there? Do we know that they had it when they got on or did they contract it while on board? The news I saw is that they found the exact location in Argentina where they contracted it. No way. Yeah. Yeah. Because of net poopy. Hauntavirus is a disease from rodents. And from what they're saying, the mortality rate of Hauntavirus is anywhere between 30 and 50 percent. 30 and 50 percent mortality rate. Not good. No, not good odds. So Hauntah for your rest of your life. Yeah. Yeah. That's bubonic plague style stuff. So they said it's very rare for Hauntavirus to be shared. Yeah. You can't typically contract it from person to person. It's typically from the rodent. Okay. So it stops usually with the person. Yeah, but it didn't. Okay. So it's a variation on the screws adapting. Three people died. Oh my gosh. And so what happened was they basically went to, I believe it was not the Canary Islands. No, they were going to go to the Canary Islands, but they stopped at an island off the coast of Africa because they're like, people are dying. Yeah. People are dying. And people are like, do not come to poor. Do not come to poor. You guys are infected. And there's one guy that's been posting social media stuff from this cruise. One person. One person, which is, that's, it's weird. They got in the green shirt, right? Yes. Yes. I saw that. Yeah. I saw a short video. It was like Jake or something, right? Yeah. It did look like he's reading a script. Then it was looking off reading. And then kind of looking back at the camera. Yeah. But then it's like, then he, like, was told that he can no longer release information, do interviews, stuff like that. Weird. Which is weird. Totally. Um, where's that? He's from Argentina. No, he's from, I don't know, the US, I think, right? His name is Jake. Yeah, US. People in other countries can be named Jake. That's rare. I feel like England. He was like, he was something. He's British or something. Okay. Your name is William if you're from anyways. Um, but these people are talking about like, the news is really building up, but they're also like, don't freak out. Like, yeah, it's very rare for people to contract this. But also, if you get it, you'll die. Don't freak out. Also, you will be dead. Also, these countries are like, no, you can't port, you can't put the boat here. But then they're like, okay, the Canary Islands, you can go there and the Canary Islands are like, they said, they said, no. Yeah, why us? No, you are not a lot to do that. And I think they're, they ended up being able to go to Spain. I believe undocked. And so people that were on it, they just really all flew home. But they first brought the diseased ones, the ones that had the disease that had not died yet. Yeah, I think they brought to Germany and stuff. And like, I mean, these do's are like hazmat shoes. Yeah, good deal. And it's like, well, if it's not that scary, why are we? Well, it's probably like a new variation. Like what? Well, that's what they're saying. There's no cure for it. Yeah, there's no cure. There's no vaccine. There's nothing. So it's a coin flip, whether you're going to die or not. There's nothing we can do about it. Right. And it starts the problem with sending these people all over the world is that it takes like 10 days to incubate. So you can have it and not know for like 10 days. Yeah, storm it for a while. And then it's like a pulmonary thing. And then you start throwing up and basically your lungs fill with fluid. So you're drowning today. You're drowning and you go into shock. Oh my goodness. And then you die. That's not fun. So this is not one that I'm particularly interested in catching of all the viruses. It's reminding me a lot of the movie contagion. You remember that movie with what you face? Your crush? Kate wins. My crush. Okay. I got a lot of crushes. You were just telling me about. Dude, you want to hear about case one and case two people who passed away. Sure. This is on the World Health Organization's website. Take it as you will. Who? Who? Case one adult male develops symptoms of fever and headache and mild diarrhea on April 6th. Law on board the ship April 11th. It developed a respiratory distress and they died on board the same day. No microbiological tests were performed. The body of the passenger was removed from the vessel to St Helena, which is a British overseas territory on the 24th. This is where it gets interesting. Case two and adult female who was in close contact with case one win a short at St Helena on April 24th with gastrointestinal symptoms. No, no, no. She subsequently deteriorated during a flight to Johannesburg, South Africa on the 25th of April. She later died upon arrival at the emergency department on the 26th on May 4th. The case was subsequently confirmed by PCR with antivirus infection. Contact tracing for passengers on the flight has been initiated. Oh, it's gone. It's spread, baby. Dude, did you ever do that project in like the 4th grade where it's cholera in England and you have to trace back who had it first or like where it came from to stop the spread of disease? Fun, by the way. It's a lot like these murder mystery things where it's like so you like who done it? Yeah. Yeah. Who got everybody sick? Interesting. And it was the water was poisoned because the rap fell in the water. Gross. It took us like two weeks to get through this thing. Here's a here's a fun thing. Yeah. Talking about demons, prophesying. Wait, but go back. No, this is still and the could you just? I'm listening. Just listen. There's someone on X that goes by sooth sayer. Uh-huh. Their handle is I am a sooth sayer. Okay. They have four posts on their ex account. Golly. Their third post on ex account was they're all posted within seven days in 2022. But it's third post posted June 11th, 2022. All he said was 2023. Corona ended. 2026. Conte virus. Shut up right now. When did he post that? Again, 2022. Oh, no. So that's weird. That is a very strange. I'm looking up on good will trans to see whenever. Lots of virus started trending. That's weird. Yeah, I hate that. Rats and ticks, dude. Rats and ticks. But there's this one lady that Lily and I saw and take a duck. And she's under the impression that this is all manufactured, scripted, new coronavirus thing with the way that they're setting up the platform. Okay. Yeah, she's the same one that connected the ice detention centers with experimental. Oh, really? She's very articulate. She's a really good researcher, by the way. She should be, I mean, I think she's making a killing on her platforms, but like she should go into like law enforcement or something. So yeah, what are we going to do with that? Let's come up with a cure. All right. You think a, I mean, I'm curious to know what AI is doing in the medical field. Yeah. Like you think we could be solving a task. They probably already figured it out, but then you got big pharma. They're like, no, you can't post that stuff yet. That's what makes you wonder. I want you guys to know that I was like the first half of the show. I'm really a piece. This was, that was good. I'm now full panicked. Is that a deception? No, you're panicked as a deception. I'm not scared for me. I'm scared for my girls. You're raising warriors. Jamie has weak lungs. This is a lung disease. Yep. But Jamie is a strong spirit. I don't want to hear this and think that I think she's weak lungs. She does have weak lungs. She's going to listen to this 20 years from now. I thought I would weak lungs. She becomes an older marathon around just to prove you're wrong. So are they set in the stage for another outbreak? I don't think so. That is a little, I mean, why wouldn't they though? Why wouldn't they like, because COVID was just like mortality rate was very small. I will say you know that right now,
times you're doing with all the news lines going out there figuring out this hint of virus cure. Sure. But is it going to be, uh, is it going to be like another forced vaccination? I might take this one. Dude, we all gotta get, we all gotta get blowdart guns. Cause if there's a rad infestation, it's gonna be fun. We'll get really good at screenshots. Yeah. I don't know where my slingshot went. You gave me a slingshot. I don't know where it went. I can't find it. I really want to get good at it now. Um, it makes you wonder like, if, you know, like, think of like the, like the fake alien attack and stuff like that. It's like, they released some type of virus out there. Yeah. This haunt of virus. It's not haunt of virus. It's from another, it's from an asteroid. And the aliens are coming for the, to give us the cure. Yep. So take this injection. All right. Who is it? Lily. No, I don't want to catch this. Well, it's, it's not real. There are a few things that I would, I would inoculate against Ebola. This. I got you, Josh. But they gotta be tested. Have you, who wasn't it just tested just filed a patent, um, with the use of frequency, 5G's the argument where they can actually biologically activate cells. I forget the owner of this patent. Oh, I looked into it. I just can't remember who it is. I can insert it later. I'll just put it up on the screen. So basically what happens is these cells are carriers. And they figured out that you can use frequency to shed the exterior layer. So if you had something injected into you, they could activate it, biologically change your structure or something within your system by use of frequency. So you could be a carrier of this unknown thing. It is a protein. It's, I looked it up. It's not the same spike protein that we had a few years ago. I'm trying to avoid buzzwords. But hauntifiers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the other one that like shut everything down. Yeah, I know. But I'm you're saying that the hauntifiers has a protein or whatever. I'm not talking about hauntifiers at all. I'm just saying that the frequency with an injectable biological thing. So whatever, whether it's, you know, the, what's the tick one? Whether it's ticks or yeah, or no, the other one, the one that does meet. Oh, it's a weird name. Whatever alpha gal. Yeah, alpha gal. Whatever they're staging because it's just easy to hate on that. But whatever they're staging, they now have the tech to where they can put something in you where the frequency sheds the outer layer. And so literally dormant carriers can exist in your system. The patent has just been filed. And so that patent got filed. And then this is, this is like such a trust me bro segment because I'm really forgetting everything. But then they did, there's a, they, they released more patent information on AirPods and what they're able to do with them. Like they actually map like electrodes. This like literally it's better than having your brain hooked up with all the things with all the sensors. The fact that they like the amount of intel that they take in, but a patent just got filed with them too. So they're literally tracking all your biometrics just by wearing AirPods. So creepy. Yeah, that patent got filed. Airpods are bad barely like wired headphones are like on the rise for the first time in like 10 years. Yeah. Did you? I fired headphones. I saw that segment and they're like, oh, because they're just everyone wants to be nostalgic. I said, no, probably because people are like, I don't want to stuff a radioactive bluetooth thing in my brain. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I said the other day, or it's always been said that the guy that admitted Bluetooth doesn't even use Bluetooth headphones. And all these comments are like, that's false. That's not true. Bluetooth doesn't do anything to you. It's like, what do you think it's doing though? It's literally stuff passing through your noggin, dude. You don't. Yeah, it's not, it can't be good for you. No, whether it's seem like it's got to have some type of negative effect. It has to be. Speaking of stuff, that's not good for you. I have been feeding my children organic strawberries since they were infants. Drisky organic strawberries. Yeah. Because in the offseason, that's the only people that's making them. Twelve different types of pesticides. It's literally that area, Driskyl farms in California. In California, it has a 35% increased rate of childhood cancer. Holy crap. Driskyl strawberries organic. There's no such thing as organic. In America. There's no such thing as organic in America. There's no such thing. Even if it might be a little bit more organic, you can grow in your backyard, but still then you're talking about all the fertilizer, the stuff that's in the ground. Exactly. You talk about the cows and what they're eating, whatever. It's like, you can get a little more organic, but there's no such thing as organic. Dude, even if you grow it at home, like what you're saying, it's all been treated with garbage. Yeah. Even the corn in my corn feeders, the meat's not completely perfect. I'm in a tizzy, you guys. It's yeah. It's nuts. We say it's wild. It's literally Jesus come back right now. But then we also get so worried about all that stuff, and then my mom's dad ate a baloney sandwich on wonder white bread with a Pepsi and a bag of L.A.'s for lunch every day of his freaking life and it lived over 80. That's like my grandfather. Yeah. My aunt says that my grandfather Voldemort came to get him. Then he just evaporated. But that's the thing. It's like, it doesn't matter. I don't think longevity in life is the goal. It's just like, we don't want to be poisoned or sick or given junk that we don't want to eat. Don't lie to us. Yeah. If I'm paying for organic strawberries, I don't want it to have garbage on it. And it's just impossible to trust anything. I do think that it's better if you grow your own stuff because at least it's not getting sprayed with garbage. And so that's what we'll be doing. There has to be such a crazy cultural shift, though. There's a, it's Dave something or other bread. It's like the better bread in the grocery store. And then targets close to our house. We go to the target all the time. But then they got organic bananas and regular bananas. And every time we buy the Dave's bread, I'm like looking at like the expiration date. I'm like expires in like three days. I got to eat this whole loaf in three days. And then the banana too. It's like, yeah, you freeze the bread. Yeah. Also, when did milk expiration become like two months out? Our organic milk doesn't seem like it's getting longer, right? Yeah. I've also never had rotten eggs. Okay. I was just talking about a rotten egg. We opened in your house. I've never had that. Maybe we just go through it too fast. You know when it's rotten. That's crazy. Oh, oh, no. I've never. Yeah. That's the thing. Even as a kid, I was like, I've never like, I don't think I should try. I've never thought of like, oh, these eggs are expired. It's like, I've never had a bad egg. No, it's usually what would what would happen? How we got a rotten egg is that we had chickens or was your mom's chickens. And if it sits out in the coop for too long, you know, collect it in. Oh, also if you wash the egg and put it on your counter. Yeah. And yeah, they'll make it go rotten. If you wash the balloon, it's got to keep them fresh. You got to keep them fresh. And then when you're ready to cook it, then you wash the egg off. Yeah. Interesting. You wash it. A protective. Huh? You wash it before cooking. Yeah. I became straight out of a chicken chicken. Cracking on your skillet. You got all that stuff on the outside on the skillet. It's carefully cracking. Open it. You get a little chicken poop flake flake in it on the side on your counter. I did that too. Nothing falls out. Well, that's what I say, but you wash it. He's saying you don't wash it. And then you're cracking. It's only if you keep chickens. If you buy my neighbor, my neighbor keeps chickens. I get fresh. Also people that wash their chicken. Yeah, what the heck is my chicken dude? Oh, yeah, I saw that. It's a huge thing. Some like some people out of people do it. Thousands upon thousands of people. And it's like, you're not doing anything. You're actually making it worse. Yes. It doesn't invite more bacteria. Yeah, bring anything into your sink. Yeah, absolutely. It's I know there's going to be people like, oh, I wash my gets gross. Don't wash it. It's like, oh, yeah, chicken's lime is gross. Yeah, but I don't I'm cooking it. Yeah, you know, I'm cooking it. It's not a toy for my children. It's crazy. Speaking of toy for children, can you tell us about these dolphins? Do let me tell you about some dolphins. Comic-Cosy dolphins. Pardon? Yeah, that's what I said. So there was like a White House meeting or something. Pete Higgseth was talking. And one of the reporters like, hey, can you tell us a little bit more about these Comic-Cosy dolphins? And I said, Pause, what are we talking about here? This is crazy. And so this isn't a new idea either. This has gone back to Vietnam times right now. Currently, there are 85 bottle-nosed dolphins that are being employed by the US Navy, mammal-like program. Is this confirmed? 110%. And like, 50 sea lions, okay? It's crazy. The rabbit hole with this is absolutely wild. So they first started using that we know of, confirmed in Vietnam. Back in the day, they would no joke, use these dolphins, train them using their echolocation. They would strap sonar devices to them to go and find certain minds within lakes, rivers, oceans, all this stuff. And so they would find these minds. And then they later train these dolphins once they located them because it would be murky, dirty water that you can go down there and see anything. Those dolphins would go down there, come back up after confirming where these minds are. They would strap these little tiny explosive devices for the dolphins to place. It's like B7s, I think what they're called. Place them on their nose with a little tube and everything. They'd go down there, they'd place them gently next to the minds. And then 10, 15. 13 hours later, kaboom, and they're gone. The dolphins are fine, right? That's good. I've thought you were about to say that. No, no. The dolphins are fine. You know, in Vietnam, and they even use these in Iraq and everything, they would literally go through and use their echolocation to find, to put bombs on the holes of ships, place them there, and it's incredible, and it's super, super wild. But now they're talking about kamikaze dolphins where you literally strap a larger explosive to a dolphin. And the Soviet Russians have done this. They put literally bombs on these dolphins, and they run them into either mines or to ships, and that's what makes them explode. That's terrible. And the dolphins die. It's off. What does PETA have to say about this? I mean, they can't do nothing about it. What does PETA Hegseth have to say about it? Oh, PETA Hegseth. He says, "When can you give me more animals?" No, but that's the clip I saw where he was being questioned about the reports. Like, can you tell us about these kamikaze dolphins? And he's like, I can neither confirm nor deny these kamikaze dolphins. Oh my God. And they're not real, but he just loves that hot take. Yeah. And he said, like, I think he said, like, they have them, but we can't, like, confirm it in either way. We have them, you know, and anything like that. But they literally train these things for years. And it's like, it's just, like, basically a bomb dog, a squat, like a, a squat dog. Like, but it's for mammals, right? And now this opens the whole theory because you always talk about dolphins. Everyone's going to comment, this is why it's illegal to talk to dolphins. And I looked it up. There is very loose language. It is a federal offense to interact with a dolphin in any way with, like, without beyond the confines of, like, you know, like, you know, what structure, yeah, like that or like, you know, you're swimming with dolphins, whatever. And this pin points back to this right here where they're training dolphins. And you don't know which dolphins they're training. And when dolphins, yes, they're very smart. They're very intelligent, their brains are like double the size of ours, but they get very easily distracted. They're like a six year old kid, like, you tell them to do something, they're going to do it. But then something shiny or brighter has over here, it's like, I'm going to go that way. And so you don't interact or this little kid that's surfing, you know, like whatever it may be. And so that is literally, it's a federal offense to interact and they even communicate. They say, and that's, there's been people that get in trouble. That's like the loose language. They don't say communicate, but people have gotten in trouble with like being on the side of a boat and like, and they'll just not even touching the dolphin, but like interacting and talking with them. Yes. People have gotten in trouble. If you, if you let me look up, it's like the, I got the certain act. I got to hear a screenshot of the marine man. Stop talking to the dolphin right now, put your hands up. Would you say that dolphin, the irrigation, the Marine Mammal Protection Act and knowingly harassing, hunting, capturing or killing. So obviously the hunting, capturing killing, that's obvious. But the harassing, that's where the loose language comes in and like, you know, they can get you for literally anything. Oh my God. And so I think that's what a lot of people are saying is that when they're training these dolphins, they're not labeling which dolphin they're training or stuff like that. They've got trackers, whatever. But it's like, if you as a human come up with a dolphin that they're interacting with and it's like that can compromise a lot of what they've got going on. Well, so crazy. Crazy. That is so interesting because you would think that they would keep them like a, like kind of like a government sea world where they would put them in a big thing and train them there, but they're keeping them wild. Yeah. In the open ocean. Yeah. Observing. What if all of the orca attacks were trainings going wrong? We tried to upgrade to orca. Oh my God. Oh my God. That'd be terrible. Taking the livers out of people. Oh my God. I like the way your brain works. That's a good theory. Yeah. That's the thing you, like they have pods that they show like in Soviet Russia. Like they would have pods where they would keep these dolphins and there, there's even US Navy guys who have came out and talked about it when they're training and they know joke. They do their best. It's like hide and seek training. So the guys will dive down and they attach these glow sticks basically to this dolphin. You go down and you hide from this dolphin and you the longer the better. And so this they guys go down there. They're hiding and then suddenly. Oh my gosh. Something just zooms by this light and you're like, I think we got and then suddenly it zooms right back. You know, I don't think you can see us. And then suddenly this guy comes up dolphin flies at him, hitting him in the nose two weeks, two black eyes. Oh, they're so smart. They're so smart and they can see everything. I mean, they're incredibly fast and incredibly intelligent and it's like, of course we would use them for weapons as a bad guy. You're like, yes, it's like freaking sharks with laser beams, right? It's like, it's like freaking sharks with laser beams attached to their freaking head. We've got dolphins with bombs on their noses. It's the craziest thing. That's from awesome powers by the way. Yeah. They actually said that at that White House briefing or whatever he's like, but that was also probably to downplay it a little bit. Yeah. But I also think Kamikaze Dolphin is a great t-shirt by the way. Oh, great. Yeah. Yeah. With letters like the Japanese letter Kamikaze Dolphin. Yeah. Dolphins. That's our dolphin or alien shirt. Okay. You're cooking. You're cooking. My Kamikaze Dolphin is better than Kamikaze Dolphin is better than your toy poodle or something like that. Like a perfect thing. Yeah. Anywho, this segment, what you have just brought to light, if I can encourage your viewers. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me just say this real quick because this is a great idea for a t-shirt. Instead of the don't tread on me, it's the Dolphin says don't talk to me. Yes. That's good. Yes. That's good. Don't know it's ruined. No. Don't you dare. Yeah. Otherwise, I would forget it. Imagine if he did that every time you. I was going to say, I would forget it. Imagine if he did that to you every time you interrupted him. He just said, you know what? I don't want to talk anymore. All right. Finish your thought. What I was going to say is if you couldn't imagine it, it's happening. Yes. That's what's going on. Yeah. Anything is possible at this point. Yeah. Are Dolphins being used as like, you know, like weapons? Yeah. They are. Of course they are. Imagine looking at the world that way. If you go out, you go out and you're on a cruise with your family and you're like, that could be a weapon. That could be a weapon. Instead of like, appreciating the world, that's sad. Yeah. That could be a wealthy man. Like, looking at an atom bomb saying, I bet penguins made this. You know? Dolphins have a documented like, dark sense of humor though. Like, my buddy was diving under the dust and bridge, just like, checking out fish. And this dolphin kept on appearing directly behind him. Like, he'd turn around slowly. And it wasn't like, hovering like a fish. It would be vertical like, like this, like, cocked and he, he, he, he, they'd like, freak him out. And then it would dart off, but it kept doing it to him. It like sent him out of the water. Dolphins scared me a little bit. Dude, I've been surfing and I'm like, I can't tell what that is. And it turned not chasing fish. And it did it to me. I mean, the fastest I've ever seen something move in the water and got like, I'm about to get impaled. And then just at the last second veered off, and I was like, what a weird thing to happen. Freak me up. And then I saw it happen to other people in the water. It's just plain out of people. Yeah. Just like, this is fun. People are freaking out. Did you see that video of the guys? What's it? You're on a surf board and it goes up like this. Like the hydro or the, it's like the epitome. Was it fake? It's real. No, it's real. It's real. The footage with the shark chasing them. Oh, I don't know. I've seen that foil boarding is what it's called. It's real. I knew it had something to do with foil. It's real. It's real surfing. Like, it's the next step. Yeah. I mean, if you can't actually surf. Yeah. I mean, like, if you, if you can't surf, that's the next level. If you can't do that, then you just stick to the next. Yeah, foil boarding is like, that's, that's the next generation of true surfers. This shark, this shark was maybe a great white, maybe a bull shark. For sure, a great white tiger or white, I don't remember. It was ginormous. It was chasing the dude and the guy in the clip. Yeah. Yeah. It's going right beside him. And he's like, don't fall off. And then he sits and stops. I see that. I'd, but the guy, he like stumbled for a second, but this shark is going like, just chase it up. The biggest shark in the world. Huge. I will, I will say those dudes, I like the use of foiling for that. So they're island hopping and they're trying to ride like the wind blown swells. It's kind of like a, like a means of transportation. Foil boys. Dude, when you're, have you seen, like, injuries, people trying to do it and those things come out of the water? Slash, yeah. Dude, I've literally, I was surfing. I was at Sunglow over, like, on the way down to Ponson, like, and this dude is like doing his thing. And I'm like, that's cool. And so, you know, you bob a wave kind of, you can't see him because the next wave comes up. And then he comes up. And I'm like, the dude's 20 feet in front of me, pump and looking like a goof and literally just loses it, flips upside down, board kind of like, I mean, you're looking at the blade out the water 20 feet away. And I'm like, what, what on earth are you doing? Like, how is this okay to be this close to me? It's cut someone's head off. I'm watching the video right now. That is so scary. Cause they're like nuts. They're not near lamp. Yeah, send that to the group, so you can post it on the, oh my, talking about it. Goodness, dude. So scary. Do you guys want a story about speaking of a hunt, a hunt of iris and strawberries that give you cancer? Yeah. Of course. This is a story from my brother, oh, hi Taylor, Taylor, gave me this story, a very fun story, very crazy story about Roman soldiers that were defeated. All right. Very fun. Yeah. Excuse me. I'm going to mispronounce everything in this story. Is it an Italian? No, it's this. So Rome, it was happening during the myth, radatic war, the myth, radatic war. The Rome was fighting myth, radaticies, the six, yeah.
- You patore. - You patore. That was pretty good. - Is that Russian? - I don't know what he is. - You patore. - What time period is it? - Mythra deities, whenever the Romans were around, I don't know. - They're still around today. - It was in the, I think the BC era. But Mythra deities, he was this king that was like the thorn in Rome side. And I, oh, me look, can you look up, Andrew, where he was from, Mythra deities? - Yeah, that's easy spelling. - M-I-T-H-R-I-D-A-T-E-S. - That actually was. - The sixth, right? - The sixth. But-- - Pontas. - What was it? - Kingdom of Pontas. - Pontas. - What is that Northern Anatolia? What is that today? - Turkey. - Okay. - Maybe? - Yeah, if it is, it is Turkey, yeah. - Turkey looked like the foe shizzle. - Yeah, Turkey was wild back in the day. - Still it is. - Crazy. (barking) - So, these Romans were fighting mythra deities, and this king, so some backstory on this king, his father was a king, his father was killed by being poisoned, so mythra deities was the next in line, and was constantly trying to be assassinated by people in the kingdom and even his own mother, primarily by poisoning. So, he was so crazy about being poisoning that he decided to take upon himself to micro-dose poisoning. - Genius, we should start doing that. - And built a tolerance or a tolerance to poisons. - Whoa. - But in this, he just became like one of the first chemists of the world. - Yeah. - But what he did was there is a Roman, a group of Roman soldiers, about 1,000 of them that were making their way towards mythra deities and his kingdom in these villages. And so what mythra deities did was he had these villagers take what is called mad honey and place it along the road, these mad honeycombs along the road. And when you consume it, it's not an instant thing, but when you consume it, it contains a gray, sorry, gray anontoxin, gray anontoxin. But what this does, it creates dizziness, vomiting, slow heart rate, and hallucinations. - Oh my gosh. - What a wild way to go. - Like the wasp thing from vice? - The bee thing, 'cause wasps don't produce honey. - Whatever, Josh. (laughing) - You know what I mean? - Wasps? - Yeah, I don't know if it's that. I think it could possibly be that where they made their own honey. Like they had the bees like pollinate with certain plants and whatnot to make this mad honey. Anyways, they set it out on the road and so they're like retreat and so the Romans are just like these guys, where they're afraid of us. And I go, look at honey, let's eat it. So all these Romans soldiers ate it. They were tripping out of their minds, throwing up, dizzy. They came back, killed all the Romans. - Oh my word, good thinking. - I mean, that's good. They're defenseless at that point. - Yeah, so they massacred a thousand Roman soldiers in that battle just by mad honey. But what's crazy, this is the first known recorded chemical or biological warfare. So like that's pretty crazy. But mid-thread '80s, 134 BC, so that's when he was back and up. - Great. - He was overtaken by Rome finally. And he's like, I don't want to be taken that by them. I'm going to myself. So what he tries to do is poison himself. - Oh, my man, he's been micro-dosing this whole time. - He can't get rid of himself by poisoning. - Oh yeah. - He tries, tries, tries, nothing is affecting him. - He's like, not just too good. - Yeah. - That's too good, dang it. - So he has his bodyguard, oh my goodness. - And that is the story of mid-thread '80s. - Jesus, mad honey. - It causes double vision muscular, like you lose control of everything. There's like other neurological stuff. Like low blood pressure. So you're literally just like, can't control yourself and see it too. And you're just like trying to defend walled off your rocker. - There's no such thing as free honey. - But it's apparently, it's a honey off of a certain plant. - That's crazy. - Oh, this is fun. In fact, I forgot to leave out. He developed a complex antidote called, Mithradatium, said to contain dozens of ingredients, herbs, resins, maybe even some snake venom, later adapted by the Romans into a Therac, theoretic, how do you say that? Theriac, Theriac use for centuries. So like as an anti-venom. - Okay. - Like for centuries, they used his potion. - Wow. - So like, if you get poisoned, you take this stuff. - Wow, yeah, anti-venom, dude. - Yeah. - It should start microdosing antivirus. - Hmm. - That's what we're saying. Just start kissing some rats. - Yeah, I've been killing rats in my garage. So, bring them in. - Where are you saying, Lil? - I was thinking about, 'cause we're talking about anti-venom. I have a very overactive imagination of about terrible things that can happen. Maybe it's unresolved postpartum anxiety. - Good self awareness. - Thank you. I'm so scared that my children are gonna be bit by a water moccasin at our lake and that our local hospital won't have a moccasin anti-venom. I've been thinking about calling them and asking them to stalk. - Yeah. - Anti-venom for moccasins. In the event, maybe we could stalk it and I could become a chemist and figure out what kind of dosage they need for anti-venom. - I think they're gonna have a lot of questions. - Yeah. - They're like, "Oh, there's a bunch of kids or something?" - Yeah, yeah. - And I only think about that because of that gentleman. This is so sad. And friends with Kyle Gray who passed away because he got malaria and came to America and they couldn't figure out what was going on with them. And by the time they figured out that it was malaria, it was too late because none of the hospitals stalked a cure for malaria even though there is a cure. The closest one was in Tennessee and I'm like, malaria is a huge threat to the world population. Why does an every hospital have a malaria cure? - That's actually true. - Oh yeah, malaria button. Like, I promise you San Francisco Florida has moccasin anti-venom. - For sure. - And it's not there to airlift you to like Orlando where they for sure have their own. - Isn't there any fast enough? I don't know. - Yeah, promise you. Yeah, it's not like a kind of thing. It's like your lake starts swelling up time. - Okay. - Dude's get like bit hunting way out the woods and have time to keep their heart rate low and get back. - I'm an extremely paranoid person. - No, no, she's not. - I don't think so. - Speaking of being extremely paranoid, I want to connect your story of the lechee to native Alaskan culture across the barren straight 'cause they have something that's almost identical. - That's pretty close to Russia. And isn't it weird in a completely different time across the sea they have the same stories of a very similar cryptid. So I'm gonna just tell the story. I'll give you the name later. There's a fisherman near Sitka. He's native. I mean, he's checking his crab pots. He's going along the shoreline. And he said there's like a fog that rolled in. Now, this is part of their oral tradition. So there's no name to this man. You know, take it or leave it. But this is how the story they tell goes. And so the fog rolls in. He's working. He hears what sounded like a child crying from the tree line. And so he quits with his crabbing. He docks his boat on the shore. It didn't make sense. There was no houses, no camps. He's out in the wilderness, like far away from everything. He ignored it at first. He's like, maybe it's like a weird bird or something that's like just messing with my head and I heard it weird, but it gets louder and louder. And it seemed like it was being carried in on the fog. He was like, all right, this is weird. So here's it. This time it's clear. And then instead of just a baby crying, he begins to hear a kid's voice. And then he starts to distinguish language in the sound. He's like, it's a kid calling for help. So he walks a little closer on the shore to the woodmine. He's trying to see into the trees, like cautiously, but he's like, what's over here? And the crying stops as he approaches the trees. And instead of the kid's voice calling for help, the voice changes a little. And he heard his brother's voice clear as day, calling his name, asking him to come in deeper goodness. And he's like, lives near his brother. Like he's they're they hunt together. What doesn't make sense? Doesn't make sense. So that's when he said it hit him. He's like, it's he said it wasn't like fear, but just like an uncanny feeling. Basically, he's how he described it or how they tell it. More like something was something didn't belong. He later described his realizing he was being, he says he was being pulled into the forest. Like not physically, but there was this emotional thing that was happening. It hypnotized the way it was like, it was like, I'm gonna play on every human emotion you have to make you feel like it's your responsibility to come deeper into the woods. Like that's how it played. So it starts as a baby. I need to protect this baby. And then it's a kid help help. I can help a kid. And now it's like, okay, he's not coming in. Let's go personal. Like I'm gonna use the voice of his brother. And then it pulls him deeper in. And so right as soon as he like, it all kind of clicks to him before he steps in the woods. He's like, I remember the stories of my ancestors. And it's called the kushaka. And instead of going toward the voice, turn around, got back in his boat, hauled off. And as soon as he pushed off, he said he saw movement on the shoreline, low dark shapes moving away. That weren't quite human or quite animal. There wasn't a clear face, wasn't a clear form. It was just something watching, but as soon as he pushed off from the shore, the voice is stopped. to the end.
time they were calling, calling, calling, and then getting louder and starting to stir and as soon as he pushed away they gave up. And so there's this legend of a creature that's half like otter, half human, and can become either fully otter or fully human or a mix of the two. But it kind of does the same emotional thing. It kind of protects the forest in the same sort of way. Yeah, I just think it's really crazy that they have the same stories of the same tools to lure people deeper into the forest in Alaska with their native people as they do in Russia with the Lechi. It's absolutely insane. And I'm trying to remember the name of the creature. They put them on totems. I don't know how to say this. These stories come from the Klingit, T-L-I-N-G-I-T people and other southeastern Alaskan groups. But these are some of the forms that are associated with, I believe, with these stories. That doesn't look like an otter. You talk about it. You talk about it. Scary. How about the face opening up? Yeah, that is terrifying. Could you imagine? That's not the. There's another thing I had that is connected to that in the Lechi as well, it's in the Appalachian Mountains. And they call them, it's basically a broad term, but they call it the don't look at them. Don't look at it entities. Oh my gosh. I'm covered in goosebumps. That is a great theory for a horror. But they said that the quote is, if you hear something, if you hear or sense something out there, don't look at it. Oh my gosh. And the commentates that they don't look at it entities, they call your name from the woods, mimicking someone that you know, making strange noises that are just off the trail. But these stories come from like Scotch, Scotts, Irish, English folklore, German immigrants, and indigenous Appalachian beliefs. Okay. So it's not just like one group of people. Yeah, it's everybody that lived in Appalachia then. Yeah. Like immigrated or born. Yeah. But basically these things, they mimic people. And if you look at them, people disappear. Oh my gosh. So creepy, too, is that like I think we've talked about before the Appalachian mountains are like some of the oldest mountains in the world. They're scared. A lot of scary tales. And so it's like you get the stories primarily from the Europe, Asia area, right? That was they believe at some point the Appalachian mountains were like a part of like up there by England and stuff and just split. Wow. Shut the front door. So it's like could something have been carried over. This dude don't even know about PNG. But yeah, they have a couple of theories of like what they could be they call it like spirits or haunts. Is that a thing? Oh my gosh. Yes, we talked about that from sinners. She thought it was a hate, but it turns out to be vampires. Yeah. It's a hate. But there's a listen. I was telling you the other day about the Southern porches. It's a thing. And old thing that we would do as sonners, you paint the ceiling of your porch blue to protect from haunts. What the hate. Can somebody cover that? No. I know. Um, also that's silly because we got we got Jesus. I got that blood above my door frame. Oh, I'm scared. And my windows are crooked. But the indigenous people believe that they were four spirits, trickster beings or territorial entities, which lines up with the rushy and this thing. Yeah. It's a mix too. Isn't that something out of abolition? Yes. Yes, dude. Did you see that video? That's very scary. Did you see that video of the girl? I bet it was made up, but it haunted me for so long and Josh had seen it too. And I couldn't even get the words out. I was so scared to talk to him about it. But the girl was in her barn at nighttime in Appalachia, feeding like her cow or her pin. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a wrestler she pans up. Oh my gosh. I'm scared. She pans up. And it's her in the corner facing the wall like Blair Witch. Blair Witch. Really? And she goes. And she's like backing up and running out. She wins her car. It's your car. Car doesn't start. It doesn't start. Oh, no. And they all the comments are like, that's a mimic. That's a mimic. Yeah. It's a mimic. Yeah. Yeah. And there's there's what's the rule for is it don't look at it or is there something that I think there's a rule with mimics like you're not allowed to talk to them or call I thought it was the opposite. I thought you did call them out. I can't. I know what you are. Oh my gosh. I'd say I rebuked in the name of Jesus. There's that across. Yeah. I'm looking at up. Yeah. Well, we'll dive into mimics and hates. I feel like that's a good, a good little hate sounds like it's so close to a derogatory germ. Yeah. Yeah. It feels bad to say it. Yeah. So we'll take an anti anxiety for that episode. Yeah. So warn me ahead of time. Speaking of anti anxiety for an episode, we got an episode right after this folks on Patreon to come forward slash ninjas or butterflies or dolphins or aliens half episodes. Baby. Yes. We talked about things that we didn't cover on here. It's a little more fun. A little more lax lily. Let's everything fly on there. Yeah. Patreon, babe. Patreon. And guess what? I'm going to be talking about. What you can talk about. So last week on our Patreon episode, our homeboy Keith, he gave us these, uh, these Metazoo cards. They're cryptids. Yes. And we pulled a pack yesterday, and I chose a cryptid out of it to talk about. Ooh. So. Okay. And I'm going to pull more. Hey, every week, every week. Uh, lily. I'm going to talk about Elvis being an occult wizard. Ooh. All right. I like that. Um, so yeah, guys, go to patreon.com/ ninjas or butterflies. Uh, we got some things happening there in the next couple of weeks. Next month. Yeah. Good changes. Good changes. Really awesome changes. Yes. Sure. And editor. Um, but, uh, hopefully we got a new shirt coming through Dolphins, aliens. That'd be kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, go ahead. Good. Good. Good. Good. Sunday, cool swag. Cool. Get ninja merch. If you, uh, love the podcast, you're going to love our merch. Or if you, your organization, your company, whatever orders custom apparel, custom t-shirts, hats, stickers, whatever. Go to sundaycool.com and start your order today. You go to a school, you, you know, somebody that runs a business, you go to your favorite restaurant, they sell merch and hats and stuff. Guess what? Tell them about Sunday cool. Let us print their shirts and their hats and their stickers. Everybody can do it. Everybody's had like that conversation where like, oh, that'd be sick on a shirt. Cool. Because we have artists here. So all you have to do is say, I want this on a shirt and we can do it. Well, say it. And who? Yes. All right. What do you have to say about Sunday cool? Not anything. Final words. Oh my gosh. Happy to be here. Happy to be alive. Something award. Yeah. Hey, I want to plug this real quick. Well, I'll give you some time. You ready? You got like 15 seconds. I'm done. No, you got 15 seconds to come up with your words. I think you guys might have encountered a mimic as I'm reading what they do, and I'm going to talk about it on Patreon. You fun. All right. All right. We love you. Jesus loves you. Bye. Not even joking. Oh my gosh. I don't even know if I want to hear. Don't. What are you about to say? Hey, guys. Can I disturb you? I'm enough. Yeah. Any of you know what these multi-decade UAP Oscars are? Aliens. I have a hotline. What do you say? I'm joking. Bottle nose. Fish fix. There's a massive. Please wear a smile. Oh, the dolphin thing. Oh my gosh. A dolphin salad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
A group of pastors, including Perry Stone and Joseph Z., were secretly summoned by government officials, including Congressman Eric Burleson, to discuss an alleged alien disclosure that claims to reveal non-human intelligence as creators of the Bible and Jesus.
The meeting reportedly included warnings that the information is a deception designed to deceive religious congregations, with officials urging pastors to prepare their audiences for a narrative that could dismantle core beliefs.
During the return flight, the pastors reportedly saw six UFOs outside the window, an event described as suspicious and symbolic, potentially reinforcing the credibility of the disclosure—though this raises questions about the authenticity of the information.
Summary:
S. Congressman. The officials allegedly informed the pastors that a major alien disclosure is imminent, asserting that extraterrestrial beings are the creators of humanity, the Bible, and Jesus—presenting a sweeping challenge to religious faith.
The pastors were advised to prepare their congregations for what is described as a deception, with one pastor suggesting the narrative may be a government-led hoax designed to manipulate belief systems. A key moment in the narrative involves a reported sighting of six UFOs during a flight back from the meeting, which is seen as suspicious and potentially confirmation of the disclosure. The host questions the credibility of the information, emphasizing that such claims come from politically powerful figures and are inconsistent with known facts.
The episode draws on historical Christian teachings about spiritual deception, referencing early church traditions that warn of false prophets and demonic impersonations. It concludes with a call for pastors to focus on biblical discernment rather than alien theories, urging believers to rely on scripture and spiritual wisdom to navigate potential deception. The conversation highlights broader concerns about government control, misinformation, and the role of faith in times of uncertainty.
FAQs
Yes, some pastors have been gathered by government and intelligence officials to discuss a potential alien disclosure. The conversation suggests this may be a deception, with experts noting that the information appears too bizarre and politically suspicious to be genuine.
The Congressman warned pastors to prepare their congregations for a major disclosure involving aliens, claiming they are from another dimension and creators of the Bible and Jesus Christ. He emphasized that the narrative would be shocking and that people are not ready for it.
The involvement of high-ranking politicians and intelligence officials raises concerns that this information may be part of a controlled deception. Their political influence and potential desire to manipulate public perception suggest a strategic, rather than transparent, purpose.
Yes, one pastor reported seeing six UFOs outside the window during the flight back. This event is considered suspicious and potentially a deliberate sign to reinforce the credibility of the alien disclosure, though it seems like a red flag.
Yes, multiple voices in the transcription suggest it's a deception. The timing, the involvement of politicians, and the lack of verifiable evidence all point to a possible staged narrative designed to manipulate religious and public beliefs.
It suggests that the alien story is a modern form of deception, similar to historical spiritual deceptions. The idea is that false prophecies are made by demons, not true prophets, and that deception is a recurring theme in religious history.
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