194 - The Sea Monster That Stole Children and the Man Who Fought Satan

"Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Ninja's Art Butterflies today. I'm going to be talking about a creepy little creature that lives under the ice water in the Arctic Circle. It's going to grab your ankle and it's going to drown you." So, watch out. And there's a man just off the coast of America who became the king of his own island. George Bush said you're not invited. And speaking of desert fathers, we're talking about Anthony the Great and him battling Satan himself. "I can't come up with anything original. I'm tired. Two shows and a week is tiring." "Yes." So, this podcast is brought to you in part by Sonny Cole. Watch this or listen. "Hazah!" That is so funny. You just do what Andrewson is. That's great. That's so funny. "I took that over-the-counter calm thing that you got." "Yeah." "And I'm burping lavender." They say that's a side effect. "Burping lavender." "I can't tell if it's pleasant or not." "Are you sweet-comming?" "I'm a great." "Great band name." "Burping lavender." "Burping lavender." "Who's the sage burping lavender?" "This is so good. It's gonna be goosebumps." "Poptards, please sponsor us." "My gosh." "Give goosebumps from a pop star." "Oh my gosh." "Poptard goosebumps, another great band name." "Whatever this new tradition is." "I haven't had as many pop torts." "What torts?" "I haven't had as many pop torts." "Poptards." "I love pop torts." "It's gonna be goosebumps." "The pop torts are harder to please." "Give me more of a pop torts." "My gosh, guys, there's other paparazzi's here." "Oh, snap." "Oh, Mr. Radar." "Papa, papa, let's see." "I'm your biggest fan." "Don't follow you until you get flat, flat." "That was really good." "So we probably will be flat for that." "We shall see." "We shall see." "People have no idea how big of a problem that is if that gets flat." "It has to be longer than like five or ten seconds." "I don't know because I've done the transitions with the logo." "Sure." "And I've used something from ArtList." "And even though we pay for it, they've flat." "It's literally it's like six seconds." "That's strange." "I just see like vloggers and like prank videos that like legitimately use real hip-hop songs, but they'll play it for four seconds and they cut it." "I think they're actually willing to go after like because that's a known track." "Oh yeah, just like bigger channels against." "Yeah." "I don't know." "I mean, I really don't." "We are so big guys." "Yeah, dude, for sure." "We're so big." "Shut up, Andrew, got me a diet mountain out of that." "Dude, I can't see." "What's your look at you?" "I'm your biggest fan." "I'll follow you until you get flat." "Do you love me, a papa, a papa tartee?" "A papa tartee?" "This is too live for the microphone." "Oh, it's crackling." "I think everybody knows by now because it seemed to become a little viral in social media." "Did you know our favorite show?" "Arthor." "Yes." "On PBS." "No." "What do you mean, I don't know what you're talking about then." "Arthor?" "Hey, what a wonderful kind of day." "What was I singing?" "I don't know." "Oh, it's Franklin." "I was saying Franklin." "Do you remember Franklin?" "Yeah." "Yeah, okay, sorry." "Yes, I knew what you were talking about, but I got the theme songs mixed up." "Sung by Ziggy Marley." "No way." "Ziggy Marley." "Sung Arthur Song." "That makes total sense." "Why it's so catchy." "Hey, what a wonderful one today." "I love "Darthor." "The good along with "Djada." "What was the sister's name?" "Three little birds." "DW." "JW." "What was that? "DW." "DW." "Oh, that sounds so cool, man." "D is a dog." "D?" "Yeah." "DW." "JW sounds better." "D?" "JW." "Doberman." "DW sounds too boyish, she's a girl." "Yeah, okay, Francis." "How about Francis?" "Any time you're talking to someone, you know, you say, like, "A" as an apple." "Yeah." "You should just do words that literally, you can't figure out." "D." "D" as in "Jango." "Yeah." "There's a TikTok video that I saw, like, that one time." "They were just using the most obscure words." "You know, there's, like, an actual, like, alphabet where it's all," "It's, like, it's a pre-chosen." "You know what I'm saying?" "No, the tango said." "It's military." "Milter." "Yeah." "I will be on a phone call and I'll make it my own words because I don't know what the. " "What do you do when you're spelling out, like, what is the most common thing?" "Cuz I always have to spell out my last name, which is the easiest name." "People think it's complicated when they hear it, but then they go like, "Oh, I know it's. " "It's very phonetically." "D-Noon." "Like, it's D-Noon." "But they're like, can you spell that?" "Mine is that they always call me Cooper." "Lily Cooper." "Oh, yeah." "It's been my whole life." "And even at the. " "Even at the doctor, they're like, they're like trying to spell my name on. " "It's just pooper, but with an H." "Oh, that actually helps." "Yeah." "But I always go, D is a dog, E is an elephant, and is in New York, and then just, "Oh, oh, and what do you do?" "What do you're like, go to, like, as in. " "Whenever comes to mind first. " "You know, and have like a set one." "Oh, I know." "That'd be crazy." "If I never just like had like. " "I'd think of like a new D every single time, I'd run out of things." "I really should pre-plan and memorize that, but it's always in the moment." "You should do a theme." "Like, like, like dogs." "Like, so they're like, okay, I'm just doing dogs now." "Like, D is in Doberman, Pencher, E is in. " "Every kind of dog." "It's so. " "Oh, no, that's not it. What are the kind of dogs?" "Wow." "Huh?" "I was thinking, "Wow." "So you can see that." "Oh my god, it's a new bad word." "No, it is appropriate for cultures. It's completely fine, but it's just as a general term. It's inappropriate." "I don't know that trying to think of a husky." "We're referring to a dog as. " "That's you on the phone, though." "You're like, E is an Eskimo." "I mean, oh, you can't say that. I mean, you can't call that." "What is the, what is the, the Eskimo dogs?" "One hour percent that happens." "So E is an husky?" "Got it." "Got it." "Do you guys know Jared Isaacman?" " Jared Isaacman, no." "He's the NASA chief." "Okay." "Have you seen what he looks like?" "No." "I don't know where he is." "He's a million or a business in there." "I saw this clip, dude." "I don't know what this is." "We've never seen him." "Listen to this." "This is great." "Trump had the astronauts of the Apollo mission." "They're in the Oval Office." "Oval Office?" "And Jared, old Jared was there." "And this is what Trump had to say." "Listen to this." "Are you considering relocating NASA's headquarters out of DC once the leases up?" "It's like Texas, Ohio." "Well, the best man to tell you that is a man standing right over here." "You heard that question?" "With those beautiful ears of these. " "Wait, wait, listen, listen, listen." "Oh, no, listen, you got to hear the Apollo." "Are you considering relocating NASA's headquarters out of DC once the leases up?" "It's like Texas, Ohio." "Well, the best man to tell you that is a man standing right over here." "You heard that question?" "With those beautiful ears of yours." "He's got great hearing, you know, super." "He's got super hearing." "Track the train, sir." "Dude, just getting presidentally roasted." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my goodness." "You know, he said it, and he's just like, 'All right, I just got a double down on this now.'" "I don't think he cares." "I don't think he had any embarrassment." "I don't think he cares." "I'm sure he brought him up the moment he met him." "Wow, look at your ears." "It's like Austin Powers Day." "Beautiful ears." "I could whisper in your hearing like a batman." "But your ear gets a wall, but you can hear the conversation in North Dakota." "Catch some frequency on those things?" "Oh, man." "Good times." "Good times." "So, two podcasts in a week, huh?" "I'm really enjoying my program." "Actually, it's three." "Yeah, I guess three." "True, you guys have one tonight." "I mean, yeah, we've already done it, though, last week." "Yeah, you guys know." "I'm Patreon and YouTube members." "You guys know already." "Who's it with?" "Bart, Sebral." "Sebral." "Moon Deny." "Hopefully, we're not jinxing it." "No, he's the one that reached out to us." "He's been wanting to do this." "Emergency's happening." "No." "All right." "Orn." "This little baby, we will name him Bart." "I have a big beef with people who just like, wait to name their kid as soon as the baby comes out. They're like, "You know what, we're just going to look at the baby and whatever name pops in our mind." "It's crazy." "It's so crazy." "Because most of the time, if that was like the case, it would instantly just be like, every, there would be like a million kids named-- "Ah!" "You know, like that's-- they're not the prettiest things in the world in the world." "Oh, wow." "I think they are." "Beautiful." "Do you want to bet?" "Do you want to pull some baby pictures?" "I bet we could find some." "Do you remember that time?" "You were like new here and you guys were on like some kind of road trip and I texted Josh a picture of a baby and it said, "Dissue." "It looked like the craziest baby in the world." "I love that trend with you guys. You guys just send pictures of the most insane things." "Just like, "Dissue." "No, I just had TikTok folders of all of you guys." Which, that is something we need to dive into. I don't know how-- "No, it's not." "It's supposed to be a picture." Yeah, a picture, for sure. "There's no appropriate setting." "There's no." you just have to know us and know that we don't mean no ill will with it. It's just no one is going to see these folks and I don't understand. But Josh will just scroll through TikTok and just see something and then he'll see something in this person or the vibe of it and just say, this is Andy. This is Andrew. This is Lily. This is the other people you have. Folders up. Yeah. Yeah. It's the funniest thing. They're incredibly offensive. And I don't have anything mean to my heart to great my own folder for you. Yeah. So I'm working on it. I wish I could. Josh also has a Spotify playlist of all really inappropriate music that says Andy's playlist so that if people look him up, they think that that's what you listen to. It's like very girly pop stuff too. It's like all explicative. So buddy. Oh man. Speaking of explicative, you want a song? Yeah. All right. That's the second time it's happening. Don't die. I breathe in and like my throat scratches. You're having an allergic reaction. You're dying. Yeah. Fun fact. I think I figured out I have an intolerance to soy. What do you? Why are you shaking your head? It's not. So I do. It's the Chick-fil-A. He's just offended because that's his people's sauce. This is the same dude who goes to eat Asian food. And it's like this is the greatest thing in my life and it's fine. No, he has my pants every time he troubles. Yeah. He's always had chronic tummy troubles. Don't don't don't don't don't don't play this. Don't downplay my suffering. It's just hot people in their tummies. They can't help it. Hot people tummy troubles. They do say that constantly. Yeah. Anyways, the soy and Chick-fil-A makes me literally diarrhea instantly. Everyday. Everyday. Everyday. Or whatever else they're putting in that grilled chicken. Yeah. I mean, there's something in there. May night, my real chicken. Monday, Tuesday, I'm like, dude, I think I got the stomach bug and I was just pooping and pooping and pooping and just going, oh, these past two days. Great. Or yesterday, great. Today, grilled chicken nuggets 20 minutes later. Oh, yeah, pooping. What if it's just artificial meat? Is it artificial? That's what I think it is. I mean, at one point, I saw something about the Chick-fil-A grilled, grilled nuggets, grilled sandwich that like has something in it. It's 3D printed? No, I don't think it's that, but it's just not like when I worked at Chick-fil-A, like we got chicken, cases of frozen chicken in and like that stuff was prepped, but I don't think they do that anymore for the grilled stuff. It's basically like frozen you know ultra-processed. It's not what it used to be. You used to work at Chick-fil-A, did they pay for your college? No, I'd like work there for a summer and that was it. No hate, but no hate. Just a song. Oh, speak of hate. Speak of hate, do you want to sound? Yeah. Oh, a piano. Oh. I don't, please don't sing that song. Please don't have a singing song. Just trying to end racism. Sorry. Sorry. I sing your song. Don't force us. What, just come up with something real quick. Do you think what I'm thinking? Yeah, actually, I am. All right. [Music] Sorry. Yeah, I thought I'd feel more panicked. But it's quiet kind of still. Guess the end don't feel that different when there's no more time to kill. We could drive away where we're going. Every road's the same tonight. If this is truly just the end, we should bring some things to light. Yeah, I think that I agree. No more secrets, no more lies. Just confess to me right now. Say it all before we die. I ate your leftovers last week, said I didn't that was me. Killed a man in San Francisco, and I've never had to pee. Never like the band you showed me. I look up to gang is con. I work for the CIA and my mom is out in John. Okay, that's not so bad, I guess. Not surprised that much at all. So tell me just a little more. Things never you never should before. I kiss Bigfoot at a party standing under the moonlight. Tata Dolphin had a gamble. Tata not see how to fight. Join the cult became the leader through a punch and hit a bride. And I've never sought Titanic. Sasha NATO and I cried. Oh, Andy. What's up? I just got a text from NASA. What? Really? What did it say? Is it coming sooner or what? No, they said it was false alarm. There's no asteroid coming now. Are you joking? What do you mean you've never peed? I mean, I was joking, but I just never learned. I'd know whatever taught me. No, no, I don't know. Wait, who did you teach how to fight? I can't even remember at this point. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wow! That was awesome. Very creative, you guys. Wow. I love that. That was so funny. Man, we did it again. We did it again. Oh, man, we have fun. We goof off. Imagine that on the Broadway play. It'll be amazing. Yeah. Amazing. So good. You're cool. Yeah, Broadway. Broadway. Yeah. You see that John Mulaney and Nick Croll, Broadway play. No. Oh, hello. It's where they do. They play two old men and it's the funniest thing. Really? It's so good. Thank you. Speaking of Broadway. Yeah. Excuse me. Oh, my gosh. Excuse me. Stop. Don't even. You fart all the time. Guys, you never heard me fart on the couch. Yes. Oh, plenty of times. Yes. Well documented. Cool pants, by the way. Thanks. This is being in a Broadway. We have a way for you to answer this. No, gosh. My bride, bro, broad. Whoa. Whoa. I said, my bride. I thought you were going there. You said, Broadway. And then, you know, what never? Okay. I just, my bet. Oh, you're off your game. You did it too soon. You got to get in the flow. I know I'm nervous. Okay. About this question. No, you shouldn't be. It's pretty, I would actually say it's very simple to answer. Would you agree with this? 100%. I pre-screened it just for you. Well, just be like, okay, let's maybe try to take a little easier. It's, you know, give her a softball. And I think it's a very, very simple. I no longer understand this segment because it was originally that we were all supposed to answer a question. But now it's not that. I don't remember it ever being that way. But it's always been that you guys answer. Listen, the weight of this podcast rests on your shoulders. And I get it. It's a heavy weight. What do you mean? Everyone, everyone wants to hear your answer. Yeah. They sent it in to you now. Okay. We can't take this question and answer for the whole game. I don't remember. I don't remember that. I don't remember either. The poor memory. Apparently, watch it. Apparently, I do. I'm sorry. But this question is for you. Lily, today's question is sent in by a viewer. Should our troops protect the White House? Yeah. Oh, right. Lily, are you kidding me? There are some people who would agree with you, but that is why you get the question thrown at you every single week. So you can hopefully redeem yourself week after week and you refuse to do it. I'm not understanding. Don't should the troops protect the White House. And of course, referring to the time of segregation. And that you just made that word up. And I'm just disappointed about the way you answered it. And of course, we're referring to the time of segregation when they separate the whites, the blacks, Asians. Yeah. Is this point? Yeah. I'm Asian. Do you think I'm ashamed of that? No. I'm not suggesting that I'm suggesting that he's making you feel. Am I supposed to take the identity of my White House? Oh my gosh. Lily, you're worried about him being uncomfortable. What about the 1000s if not millions and billions of listeners that are listening right now that you're making uncomfortable by saying yes to that question Military you want our military to protect the racists Yeah, protect the White House. Don't pretend. Don't protect the black house. No, I Did that's what you said. That's one pressure. She said no, well, I feel sick Don't feel sick. Yeah, it happens every week. I thought it was soy. Turns out it was my wife. Yeah, and her racist attitude. Yeah I'm so saddened. 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Thanks better help. Thanks. I'm not so sad anymore I'm scared and I'm confused. Oh, man. Wonderful. Wonderful. Got you again. I really do. We should look back on the the evolution of the question Like I think it was pretty early on yeah, but it still is interesting our thought process and we're like we're all Answering it and then we just like you think it was a thought process or we just got tired it might use to be much more clever You guys would have to listen work. Did you like a play on words or something like that? I know you just Bait you just basically give you an incomplete sentence. All right, we'll be more creative in gaslighting you Oh, that's what you're asking for We're labored as letting you can I don't think you got anything left in the day Andrew I want when you're editing. I want you to clip this for future reference so we can drop it in the pod And you were like when you're like it was too far. It was too elaborate And it's like, ah You just poked the bear, dude. Yeah, you do That's what another After you and coffee Yeah, man. I gotta do an interview at eight o'clock. Oh my gosh. You're health Wish your mom I don't know what he's talking about Um came up caffeine. Come on, dude. Live your own life. Dude, that's what I'm saying pack all Just kidding That was like at a horror movie you're like excuse me Tired at me. Oh my god. Yo guys King Charles came to the white house. He came to DC dude I thought I felt a little stink around here Just get in just they're not your highness visit us from across the pond. Oh, hello Yeah, it's not my highness, dude Everybody was tickled. Absolutely ticked. I know did you see it was making a lot of good jokes The clip where he was speaking to senate And um for house representative whatever they call it. I don't even know But he's like there's a boy scout. It said like a democrats say no kings and then it's like also democrats Loves the king and they're like all giddy like just smiling Charles is so funny That's just different. They they have a king. I love his voice. I love the way that he talks and the crown was Perfect a perfect impression. Yeah, yeah, he's not he's not a very good guy though Like everyone's always like oh like like it's like what's just a good everything he did yeah He did some not some good stuff. You know what you know on his wedding day. Oh, yes. Did you know this On his wedding day he wore cufflinks from Camilla from Camilla and it had cc on them for Charles and Camilla. Yeah 39 way on his wedding day dude you but an accent and acting sophisticated can get you a long way Forget a lot of sins. Innocence is kind of sad though because they loved each other and they always wanted to be together, but it was forbidden I guess but imagine if he did that because she was married though. I mean it's crazy. Yeah It wasn't like just some in like single woman. It was like she was married had kids. Yeah, be a man move on Yeah, it's fine He also demanded from his mother the crane that he should have four butlers mommy at one time constantly Following him three snouted enough mother. I want more Three three but let's let's time I have four that's why I fall Yes, but the third is much bigger than the last time I wanted the comments on his speech was like dang this speech has me empathizing with Diana's ex Let's listen and refer to him as Diana's ex It's just a I don't know it's weird explain to me because I don't know history. I'm a dummy Um, when he made the he made a joke about how Trump said you know, like if it weren't for us He'd be speaking German right now, but then King Joe said yes But if it wasn't for us, you'd be all speaking French. Yeah, he's talking about I think the war of 1812. Okay when like Or maybe it was just before that the the how France The for maybe as the French and Indian warriors are referring to either I France and England were fighting over The continental US before it became continental US But then it's like well, if it weren't for us, we'd all be speaking Well, at least yeah, you know, yeah, so get out of here. I know. I'm not the only one that didn't get that joke They're good. They're there had to be some people that are like he hasn't made a joke about how um Trump who is renovating the White House and he's like We've we attempted to renovate the White House to an 1812 and that's when the British burnt down the White House. Yeah That's pretty good. Yeah I our architecture definitely falls short compared to what they got. Oh, yeah Which is like it's got to be kind of crazy for him to come over here like like being like in a peasant's house This is great. Love what you've done with the plague. I can't create jungle Beautiful When dreams are made of I've heard wow good for you Johnny Johnny good Speaking of Charles though. Yeah, did you hear about this tweet? It's not that bigger news But this tweet of jet blue this person I would jet blue This person tweeted Goes by their name Nugget since 94 oh gosh Said I love flying at jet blue but a $230 increase on a ticket after one day is crazy I'm just trying to make it to a funeral jet blue responded But then delete the post It said try clearing your cash and cookies or book or booking with an incognito window. We're sorry for your loss Meaning it is proven that airlines do surveillance pricing Yeah, it is actually But it's like but they're not like out there saying that we do surveillance pricing. It's like Yeah, for sure. Find out but they're like yeah, try to clear in your cash and your cookies But someone who's not tech savvy they're they're no way they're understanding or even thinking that's a possibility So they're just like wow this stinks every time I get back on it keeps going up and up and up Well, it's just so untrustworthy because it's like that's not the actual value of this seat It's you guys just being scammy and scummy. Yeah Dude if there is ever like a trip that you were gonna take with a bunch of bros and there's one bro You don't want to go you just get on his computer and start searching tickets It's like how do you guys all affording this I don't know man We're going I'm trying to buy those tickets to Montana. We're trying to buy them this week But I keep I keep going back because it's like godly. It's so expensive dude. Just a lie there. It's crazy So if anyone wants me to entertain them Just for fun just hang out I'll you can just pay me and I'll just come and hang out and do whatever you need chores Ranch work. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, let me know I'm happy to do it Yeah, I'm pretty moved up frontier because we're going to DC this month and Frontier is like a ripoff like a major ripoff. Did you guys know that? I mean, it's an airline. I don't know what specifically we talked about. - It's just they say, they always like, advertise as the cheapest seat ever when you Google it. And then it's like at the end of it, you've actually spent an extra $500 a seat on it. All the other things. - You wanna see about that's a $50 of charge. - Yeah. - Oh, you wanted this next to the person you're traveling with. - Do you see that guy that was breaking down? He was like the CEO of like an airline and he got into a lot of trouble because he was pitching out ideas and he was just like having people stand during the flight. Did you see that? - Oh, yeah. - And it was just like it's gonna be a cheaper ticket, much, much cheaper, but you have to stand. He's like, he says, I'm throwing it out there as an option. You don't have to do it, but it's like if someone wants to take a round trip across the country for $50, then it's like, I'll stand maybe for that. - That's crazy though. - It is kind of crazy at the world that we're living in. But I'm like, if I'm taking a solo trip, I'm probably doing that. I would do it. I just can't believe how planes are currently structured and how you're linking the front seat of the person ahead of you and like zero conveniences and it's stinky and the seat are garbage. And it's like, this used to be like an actually admirable thing to do is to go on a plane. It used to be like. - Yeah, like getting drafted. - Enough. (laughing) - Move on. - No, be right. But like if people like literally dress up, it was like, I think it was just because it was a more, like not everyone was doing it, so yeah, it was only, I was a big thing. So now everyone can do it and that's that, you know, the cost of it. - That's crazy. - But you think we'd have nicer planes, like bigger, like more like thought out. - The thing is though, I think for the people who are affording, flying in that experience back then, I think flying for them is still on that level. We're just not in those seats. - Oh yeah, true. - Yeah. - Now that we have the private jet. Thank you. - Oh, I know. - You thank you YouTube and Spotify for looking us up with the private jet. It's so much nicer. - Thank you so much, Nicely. - Yeah, we don't have to be full of a tube full of demons. - Exactly. - As Kenneth Copeland would say. - Yeah, exactly. Praise be. - I do love flying though. - I hate it. - I'm flying, I'm taking like four flights by myself this week, this month, and I can't wait. I love it. - Love it, baby. - I love travel. I hate the flight. Like if you could teleport and just delete that day, I'd be fine to lose that. - Yeah, it's maybe it's not so much, I don't like the flight all that much. It's the airport experience that I despise. - Yeah, and also the possibility of like, am I gonna get out in time or something like that. Like that's the anxiety. - Yeah. - That's a tough one. - When I flew back from Texas with meat, thawing in a cooler, that was like, the highest stress I've ever had on a flight. - Dude, I just saw somebody. It was peaking out their airplane window and it was the guys loading up the luggage onto the airplane and it was these like elk skulls, but they're covered in pool noodles. The skull was covered in pool noodles and the points were, but the guys were just like holding them up and like laughing at them and like, that's obnoxious. - That's crazy. - Crazy cool. - Do you imagine that costs a carry on? - It would cost over $1,000 to ship a mount back. - What's it? - So Lily showed me a TikTok last night and she wanted me to talk about it 'cause she didn't want to talk about it. So I looked into it. - Okay. - People are reporting that Surn turned back on. - Never. - They throw back to episode one. - Three days ago. - You know, you know, that's not entirely true. - Oh. - Looked it up. But this person's like the scientists reporting seeing entities, like these portals. I'm like, this sounds crazy. Why are we not doing anything about this? Because we're really not. But I just found some really interesting things, especially when I looked it up on AI. I typed in like, did Surn turn back on and like, yes and no. It runs basically all year and they turn it off for like the winter months and then turn it back on. So yeah, they turn it back on, but it's primarily running all year long. - So nothing abnormal about the schedule? - Yeah, but it was, it mentioned one thing in it which we talked about like, I think the first episode of maybe in the first 20 episodes. It said, there was this viral video years ago of a ritual outside of Surn. Do you remember this? - Yeah. - That turned out to be a stage prank by employees, not a real experiment or event. - Yeah, it's like, that was the argument though. It's like when they got caught, they're like, it was just a joke. We knew you guys were filming. It's like, no, you did it. - No, that's like Bohemian Grove, all the presidents turning around like, guys, we got you. - Got you. - Practical jokeers. (laughing) - No, that's crazy. - No, they were doing a ceremony in front of the God Shiva. - Yeah. - Big time, spooky, passing off as a joke. That's baloney. - But I thought this was crazy from the thing. It says, there's a kernel of truth that gets stretched. Particle collisions create conditions similar to the early universe. - Wow. - Physics talks about things like quantum fields, extra dimensions in theory, virtual particles popping in and out of existence. - Come on. - That's the point. - The, yeah, sounds like a portal. - That's 100% a portal. - That's the definition of portal. - Dude, and there's this one scientist that did talk about, at one point, this was maybe a year or so ago. There's like, she saw, I think with others, like a ghostly apparition happening within the two. - A goosebumps all over my body. - While it was happening. - It's probably the pop star. - Like, it looked like a figure. - Yeah. - Ooh. - Fun. I mean, scary, but fun. Like, that's a crazy thing. Like, what are they really doing over there? - I wonder who it was. - I don't know. I don't know. - Boy or girl? - I don't know. Maybe a Shiva. - It's good gated. - Man, women row. - Maybe. - Hello, Mr. President. - That's scary stuff. - The sun is creepy to me. - Yeah. - I forgot their main purpose. Like, what is their actual, like, - Find the god particle. - The god particle. - I think it's more than that. I think last time I said that, they were like, no, they do so much more than that. - Well, I think it is that they're just trying to study like what you said, like the early universe and see what. - Yeah, like, what is dark matter? What is, like, they're trying to find new particles to expand science and our understanding of things. - How was that someone's nine to five job? That's crazy. - That's crazy. - Do you figure out the god particle today, honey? - No. - Maybe tomorrow. - Maybe tomorrow. - What if they end up being successful and then they create a universe inside of our Earth? - That's a true legitimate worry or fear that they could, 'cause they don't necessarily know what they're doing, 'cause they're colliding particles, right? That they could, in theory, create a black hole. - Okay. - And we just get sucked into. - And that we would look. - That seems like pretty instant. - I don't know. - We wouldn't feel it. - Maybe it has to grow though. - We're just stretching slowly. - Did you ever watch a movie High Life? - Oh, Rob Passett? No, he's told me about it, though. You guys told me that it's spaghetti. - Good. - Like the worst feeling movie of your life. - Right up my alley. - Yes, it's just crazy thing, man. - It's wild. It's a wild world we live in. And like, when we were just like our biggest problem was like surviving until past 30. And like, the locomotive. And now it's like, let's figure out the God particle. Let's do it. - Let's just create another universe. - It's interesting to me what scientists are like, oh, we gotta figure this out right now before figuring other things out. Why are we jumping to that one? There's so many other, I feel like more pressing things that we need to solve. - Yeah, isn't that weird though? Have like a lot of the things that we need to figure out has to do with like space? - Yeah, or like our ocean or like human health. - No, I'm saying like what they're like consumed with doing. - Yeah, what the priority is. - Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah. Well, and then the Bible talking about that, like quit looking up at this guy's and stuff. - I don't know if it necessarily says that, but could be just a, my theory is that it's an easy grant to get that no one can actually like question your research. Like if you're doing stuff with tangible items, it's like, yeah, we'll show us the plant from the bottom of the sea that you're studying. Show us what you've done. But if you're like theoretical physics from some particle that you have to have clearance to see, it's kind of like this. Well, I guess they're doing important research that's gonna keep us out of China, you know what I mean? - I think I'd just be having parties in space without us. We would have no idea. - There is something to understanding the stars though, because there was that one watcher that was his thing that he taught was to understand the signs in the, or the signs in the heavens, the stars, the moon, you know, like the charting out. - Yeah. - And it's like, there's something to that. - For sure. - It's not just like all the stars. - And like every civilization, they aligned all their stuff with the stars. And like everything was the stars. - Yeah, it's important. It's weird. It's so weird. - What's super weird is that I watched that certain video, and then it said that they turned it back on on the 27th of April, which you're saying didn't actually happen. But all the comments were like, I haven't slept in two days. Why have we been mad for two whole days? Like this whole thing, and I was like, I've been mad for two whole days. - It's a group thing kind of thing. You're like, it's gotta be that. - We're just doom scrolling on TikTok and corroding your brain. - Yeah. I don't do that a lot. I do it at nighttime. - It's very hard to sleep. I mean, not sleeping, guys. The worst part to actually doom scroll. Worst time. - Oh, man. - So hard to discern. - What is real and what's that? - Oh, so much. (mimics music) of oceans being unexplored. Yeah. Go ahead. Well, she teed you up. She teed you up. You're ruining my pacing. Can I talk? Why did you talk about it? I didn't look into it enough. I just saved it to show you. Well, you brought it up. So you got to talk about it. What am I going to talk about? Because I don't want to remember it. What am I going to do? Oh, so she was seeing you have to actually something real. Yeah. Got it. Well, tease it. You don't have to get into right now. I got a story. I got a story. I got a story. Islands work. Islands work. Say it's team. Yep. Team. Yeah. Speaking of oceans being unexplored and like stuff in oceans. I got to tell you about an island. Oh, now this is a story about a good man who owns an island. We haven't heard a lot of good stories. We're bringing islands back. Okay. So this is a story. It's a tiny island off the coast of New York where one guy declared himself keen. Awesome. Pretty cool. Pretty cool stuff. So this is tiny private island outside Long Island between New York and Connecticut. Okay. Owned by a man named Dean Cayman who also was the inventor of the Segway. Wow. Yeah. So this guy just creates a Segway. Wait, he died. I don't know if he died. Did he die? I mean, this on a Segway. Did he really? I'm dead serious. Google that right now. That's crazy. That's crazy. But this guy became Uber, Uber Rich became super successful, but sick, entire of electric companies, government control, all of this stuff. So he found a little tiny island between New York and Connecticut right off the Long Island. And he says, I want this to be my home. He died. Jim, Eric Jimmy, however you say that, how's it a little hezzled in the British millionaire owner of Segway that you're talking about? No, the guy that invented it. So maybe the CEO probably died. Okay. Not the inventor. He's too smart for that. But yeah, he fell off a 30 foot cliff while riding the rugged country model Segway. Oh my gosh. I mean, what a way to go. 30 feet kills you. That's not that tall. But you said it was a rugged story. That's three stories. That's still you land wrong. You're gone, dude. He's also old. So like. Yeah, that'll do about a five foot cliff would take him out today. Enough of that. I love staircase time staircase. All right. So this guy buys this island and just completely turns it into his own country. He declared it the kingdom of North dumpling. Is that not great? It's the perfect name. He declared himself the king. He created his own flag, his own constitution, established laws and everything and even named himself the ruler. He had a treaty with the president at the time. George H. W. Bush. That's so awesome. George H. W. Bush visited this island of kingdom of North dumpling came to the island. He gave him a tour. George absolutely loved it. They shook hands and he said that the US would not invade. And he would remain completely independent. Wow. They had a handshake agreement treaty right then and there that he's on his own. The USA has nothing to do with it. He has he's off the main power grid has his own independent energy system and even its own lighthouse. And the dude is just it's still thriving current current dude. Everyone knows about in that area but I'm like I've never heard of this. Can you can I can I see if they're flag. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. I would love to make my own flag. We should make our own flag. So he's completely independent. So he can't that's crazy. Isn't that why they just do that? I just I don't know man. That's that would just be so fun. That's nice. You had to find this. I was the island under American. Was it an American island or nobody owned it? That I don't know. Yeah. I guess that would that work because it's American land, right? Yeah. Can we just conquer islands? That's the flag right there. Not that great. I like it. But I mean, you know, it's it's a little cultish. Yeah. Definitely. That's that's that's the right. Yeah. I think it's kind of fun. I think it's awesome. Like that's that's literally is north. Oh, so it's tiny tiny. Oh, it's very tiny, but it's his. Yeah. So fun. That's pretty cool. That's that's like that's like where you can pay like the 50 bucks and become a lord in Scotland. Except this guy is like I'm going to buy an island and become king. Oh man. I want to I should have looked up the constitution. Didn't Johnny didn't Johnny Depp buy an entire island with his pirate's money in the car. Did you hear what Disney's doing though? No, they are they issued a formal apology to Johnny Depp and they are offering him like $290 million to come back and play in pirates. That's on me because he said I'll never do pirates unless Disney apologizes and pays me $300 million. $290. I know. That's a little insulting. I know. It's like I would say no. Yeah. Do 10 more. That's like almost a statement. I know. Isn't it? What's $10 million to you, Disney? That's crazy. They make it back with Johnny Depp and pirates. Oh my dude. Internationally would be insane. Yeah. The store that I used to work out and Epcot would do 500 grand on a Saturday. 500 grand and one Saturday. It's bonkers. It's bonkers. Bro, he bought little halls. Pon K, a 45 acre private island in the Bahamas in 2004. How much do you think? I mean, this look at this place. This is crazy. This looks epic. Yeah, 45 acre. Bahamas throw a number. I'll say $2 million. Well, that's like a steel. I know, but I just think in 2004, I'm thinking like if it's remote, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. $50. $3.6 million. $3.6 for 45 private acres. Your own island. Yeah, you can't get 45 acres in Florida for that price. There's like a mansion on it too. That's crazy. Dang. It's just getting there, I guess. Oh my gosh. We can buy that. Yeah, dude. Let's do it. I'll write the check right now. They'll do a private plane. Yeah. This is our own island. Yeah. The cabinet members of north dumpling. Yeah. Include a minister of brunch throughout the national anthem, ministers of ice cream, Ben and Jerry, and a sturgeon general and a minister of nepotism. This guy's just, it's literally just like a joke constitution that he made. That's pretty awesome. That's great. What did you send us this? Dubai. Why did you send this to Dubai? What is this? Oh, 21 million. Come on. Guys, we're going to have a go fund me in the description. Please donate so we can have a private island. This one already has a house on it. I would never do anything but fish. Speaking of oceans, could we all live together? Yeah, we can. How crazy. How long do you think it would take us for it to go crazy two weeks? Not me. Oh, why aren't you guys kidding me? If we had a food delivered and all my gosh, it would be the best thing ever. And when we need space, it just be like, go to your house. Stop bugging me. I thought it was one house. We would not live in the same house. That's what that's what that's what I was. Oh, no, we would build several houses. Why? No. Let's live like build a house like the size of this room. All live in there. We're not doing that. Let me and Josh have our own house. Yeah. That sounds like about right. We can just live in the swamp. Speaking of ocean. Yeah. I have a story. About the most mysterious whale in existence. This is a joke at me. I'm going to kill you. It's not a joke. I don't want to tell you after this. Don't go anywhere. Why don't want that fast? That was a good first half. Yeah. Got to get stories. Don't you ever said that? Guys, summer's right around the corner. You got plenty of activities and events that are coming up and you need shirts shirts shirts. I said go to Sunday cool.com order custom teas for you or your group today. Whether it's a summer camp, whether it's VBS, whether it's your family get together, you need shirts, stickers, hats. We do them all custom in house right here. A note's good for summer on t-shirts. Our new awesome water reveal ink. That's right, baby. Summer camps, water balloon fights, baptisms, going surf and baby. What reveal ink? It's like magic on your shirts. It's the coolest thing ever. Where do they go, Andrew? Sunday cool.com. Where do they go, Lily? Sunday cool.com. Where do they go? Sunday cool.com. When is your most important game next Saturday? Not this Saturday. Now, this Saturday is playoff. If we win, we go to the championship. Okay. We have to go to this Saturday, though, too. We make it the championship. Oh my gosh. It's so lame. That's so lame how they do it, though, because they have to win in the playoffs to go the championship, even though they've won almost every single game except one. Oh, that would be so weird if they didn't let you go. Which it makes sense like bracket wise, you have to play in a bracket. That's like every sport. But we're six and one. We've got a loss under our belt. It needs to be point system. Yeah, and we are we're crashing it, we're crashing it once the score on aggregate What's the aggregate? Who the what the adrogate? What you call me what you call me? Everyone angel said what the heck of Velcro yeah, what I said hey, can you grab the Velcro we like a role of Velcro I said what the heck of Velcro and I'm like hold on You don't know what Velcro is. He said no pa. I said you know what Velcro is You've been around Velcro. He said hi. I don't know what Velcro is. I said like you when you're a kid you didn't have like Velcro She's like no, I don't know what that is that's crazy They know what Velcro was that's why what it called a Velcro Velcro I've never been to uva java Literally it's version wasn't he a pro boxer? Yeah, that for sure Velcro is glove shut I mean they tie and like in bro Even in trainers though. I mean, I don't know Depends on where you're from I mean, yeah Velcro seems very like American like he did boxing for a long time Got hit in the head a lot He didn't even remember his own he didn't even remember his own birthday. That's crazy And we always ask him like how old are you and he's like I don't know Paul like I don't he never he never just told me his real age He's like it was a mystery. It's like show me your ID, bro. So funny Speaking of so funny. Do you know it's question? Go to question go to question go to with lily when the question is a fresh shot of mine again I it's like I forget what part of the day it is. Okay, 190 episodes This is your guys are gonna be like But I thought it was a fun question to think about One is your dream street or like shopping center you fill it with five of your favorite stores, yeah Just to have easy access to Goverse I've played I've played a very similar game. This one is a cent make it could be a mixture if you could only live With three or five Stores for the rest of your life like everything you ever buy or get yes are from these five Stores I don't like that as much, but I like that one better. That's bigger stakes Yeah, because you just drive another street and go to another store. Yeah, yeah But then you have this in walking distance and then you never really have to leave your private island in the Bahamas So basically, it's exactly what I said But you could leave Why what do you have to and this I like his better? I Want to go first I said Whole Foods because Trader Joe's is too limited You shook your head what is your lawnmower not a big fan of whole foods? Whole foods you still have to pay for Yeah, but it's a best have you been in a whole food? Yes, I've been in all foods TJ Maxx Ibo pops That's a big gamble you're you're catching on one of the five is just a popsicle place. Yeah, it brings me a lot of joy Okay, all right, all right the goblin market. Okay Brian's a noble Okay, so What do you like when you need stuff like around the house and stuff all foods all foods like I mean like just like decorations and stuff or like decor I can make it like okay. Well, TJ Maxx has a ton of decor. You want to do your mix not recently no? Idiot And also, I'm not playing your game. This isn't like my only I'm not limited to this for the rest of my life Okay, it's just convenience all right. Okay, that changes the whole game then go ahead I'm choosing a bass pro yep a bass pro Yep Guys, you're such boys It's just outdoor living It's just what they've got food they've got snacks they got cookware they've got clothing they've got couches couch it They've got literally everything you need boats and live animals. Oh dang. I should say Costco too bad too late Costco Bass pro Costco Man, what else would I do? I'm thinking one food spot That I would have right there. It would probably be like oh H. Mart H. Mart because you get food and then you get groceries. Oh my god. You already got a Costco double Like a ton of groceries. Yeah, so now I'm gonna have fun. Um then a chucky cheese Because I could play arcade games and then um what your series. Yeah, why not? Dave and Busters. Yeah Busters, I don't know why I was feeling this Dalgent. Oh, I would do Dave and Busters that would be so much fun and then the last one I don't know that would be I got food covered. I need could you do a movie theater? Yeah, I see. Yeah, at IMAX. Yeah and IMAX Thanks, Lil welcome. Mine's pretty similar to yours. Yeah, but it's whole depot. Yeah Costco movie theater I think bass pro It has it has to be and then think of a good restaurant Yeah, like what would be fun Batchy grill So these like restaurants you have to you still have to like pay for everything. Yeah, this isn't so this is just Honestly, just the taco truck Taco shoppers. Yeah Very good. You guys see I posted on various word of mouth trying to find out about taco shoppers. They're gone Yeah, what happened to them? What if they what if they never existed? Someone told me I I brought it up later and someone told me it's because big dog saloon is trying to Become hip and trendy don't you ruin it by removing the best taco stand in central florida But also lean into the dive bar gimmick. No one's going there for $20 cocktails Big dog saloon do better. Okay, and also also go to go like Work with them. If you order from tacos, then guess what you get a discount of big dogs say vice versa You know, like why not and I don't even know if that's true Sound with big dog All right, what would you do, Andrew? Kahuku suprett in the North Shore of Hawaii for poke Yeah, no that place three out of five stars for me because I'm thinking where can I get Like stuff that like food that I just think about all the time. I can't go to Hawaii and get that if that could be close They ran out of a particular flavor that I wanted and I was like, oh you guys are out and said hold on and literally pull the fish out The back and I watched a dude just Cut it up the eyes weren't even like glossed over like that thing came straight off the water. I mean so shout out them Uh Funko poca would be sick because I eat there a lot too funco to two pokey restaurants. Yeah Kahuku suprett got like everything they got like a ton of Asian food Okay, a bass pro I mean a Wal-Mart just because I'm sure I'm not thinking of something a Wal-Mart pry has it not target No And then I don't know I really I don't go anywhere. That's it Are you serious pick one more to work somewhere fun A hardware store I guess what do you do for fun? I mean everything from I guess I could pick like a do a cabela is in a bass bro. Yeah, I mean like literally all my stuff like a guitar store I guess like a guitar center. I think it's nothing for page. The other one. No. No. No, this is not very history I don't see I'm Asian so I got that covered. Yeah Could you imagine having like ultimate like unlimited you get a pick and you just like that's you get a spend as much Money as you want at any place and it's free My would be home Depot like Costco and Home Depot and Bass Pro Made for life Made for life dude I would like would literally imagine that as a kid and like walking in Home Depot I'm like if they just said for one day you can take as much as you want Like this would be so cool in Home Depot as a kid you said that. Yeah, man Where were you making when you were a kid? Fortes. I made ramps. I made half pipes. Oh, did you Do you guys follow potet on Instagram? No, did he built a dirt jump track like he runs dirt bikes But now he's doing like being next at the house like that's freaking sick. That's right We'll walk through we'll home people when we're kids mean my brother and sisters we would always go Because they would always go walk every aisle So we just follow our parents and then we'd always pick one of one thing For like if we're building our house you can only pick one washer and dryer one light one everything You just like you have to like look at all of them and just pick one It was so fun. I don't know why that was so fun as a kid I don't know focus on that good memory. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Start crying his with us on be Oh And he's got a real is gonna show on right now And just got a roof Right now I hate this I think it's so funny. That's a little Josh little me That's my daughter. I have a little boy. It looks just like Josh like that. It's confusing my brain So much Keep your phones down Home down All right, are you ready? You have to watch at least 30 seconds of watching your all your phone. No, no, no But as soon as you see it, you'll know So, no, no, no, no, no. Three, two, one. Oh, okay. This was, I didn't trim it up. This was sent to me. And I just don't, like, I don't know how this exists. How it gets this bad. Is that a human foot? Yeah. Oh my goodness. What kind of disease or disorder is this? Dude, that's the Leshy, bro. Why, dude, is that like diabetes or something? I don't know. Oh, that's rough. Okay. Holy moly. Yeah, I'm good. Poor guy. That's a lady. How do you know? You that good at feet? Yeah. That's a lady's foot. I've seen one. I didn't have a real. That was awful. Yeah. That gets a negative five out of 10. That is somehow going to make its way into my dreams tonight. Well, maybe think about it was you wearing slippery lotion socks. Oh my gosh. I hated that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, speaking of slippery lotion socks. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the most mysterious whale. Yes. Yes. Never discovered. Yes. Also called the loneliest whale. Oh. This whale with a presume is a whale because they actually don't know and that's the caveat. All right. It's called the 52 Hertz whale. It's one of the most fascinating and mysterious in marine biology. Um, it's called the loneliest whale in the world. Um, but so the deal is, um, blue whales typically their Hertz that they produce when they're doing their singing and stuff. Is anywhere between 10 and 39 Hertz thin whales, which also do the whole singing and all that stuff go up to 20 Hertz. This whale is at 52 Hertz. Mm-hmm. And, uh, they've never been able to get a visual of it. Yeah. But they've been listening to it since when. Um, dude, I'm so mad. I didn't write down the date. It was like in the 80s or 90s. Okay. Um, maybe in the 70s. It was like they were doing, um, military work in the ocean doing like sonar, scanning the ocean floor and stuff like that. And they picked up on what sounded like a whale, but registering at 52 Hertz. And at 52 Hertz, nothing can hear it. Yeah. So nothing can respond to it either. And so they're like, what is this thing? And so they're, they assume that maybe it's a hybrid whale. Maybe it makes between a blue whale and a thin whale, which they apparently can't interbreed, which is fascinating. Yeah. That'd be crazy. Um, making new whales. The formula or a mutation of a whale that's like its vocal cords are messed up. Um, or juvenile or unknown species of whale that they've just never been able to pinpoint. Yeah. But what's crazy is that they've tracked it for decades in the Pacific and they've never been able to find it with the migration patterns follow the whales migration pattern patterns. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Um, yeah, there's no proof of it except for the 52 Hertz audio that they recorded from the ocean. And it's just like deep dark ocean where they're just getting this very high pitch whale noise. Yeah. So what is it? Well, never know. I don't know. Oh, whale. What if it's like an alien ship, though, or a magladon or a magladon or the Leviathan or the little Leviathan. It could be anything, dude. We'll never know. You know what? With that information. Let's go to the moon. That's the thing. Yeah. For real. Like we don't know what that is. But yet we're like, oh, it's got the moon. Sorry. Let's go to the moon for the 50th time. Let's not even go into the moon. Let's go around it. Let's just go around it. Let's just go around and come back on. If they're just trying to get pressed, though, for real, the moon is such a weird, like, buzzy topic. Imagine if they were like, I think we can actually get a photo of a magladon. Like I think there's one that big out there. Be everywhere. Like if you're trying to get pressed, you should find a really big chart. There's just something. But it's also weird how NASA started. It was kind of like part of it was ocean exploration. Yeah. And it kind of they've kind of stopped doing that. Because they say there's nothing like we figure it. We know there's really nothing. Like it's the same stuff over. We don't know. We don't know that we don't know. This is what they're saying. Yeah. It's weird. Or did they know that AI was popping out and they're like the footage we get down there so bad. We don't know if it'll actually be passable is true. True. Because I saw a video supposedly real of a squid that they found and that thing like. Oh, yeah, shifted. And I was like, I was like, I genuinely can't tell. It would have been a real, but I was like, high chances is AI, but I have no way of knowing. Yeah. It's weird stuff, man. I was watching the Danny Jones podcast with Bart and the Apollo astronaut. I forget his name. But I was just telling I was talking to Lily like the Apollo astronaut. I don't I'm only like an hour into it or something. Right. But I'm like, if you went to the moon, wouldn't you be like, I remember every detail about it. Because you're walking on the moon. I disagreed with Josh and his and she disagree. I'm trying to go. That's the biggest moment of your life. But I'm also trying to go back 60 years ago. You don't know about it. 60 years ago. Andy, what did you have for breakfast yesterday? Don't question about food. He knows exactly what he eats. I didn't eat. No, but like if I can see both arguments. Like if some if the thing you encountered was like, oh my gosh, this is crazy. You'd remember it. Like specific details would be like locked in there. Like I remember pages face walking down the aisle to me. I remember her smile specifically. She had like a giddy excited moment. I like that's locked. But I can't tell you what anyone down the down the sides of the aisles look like. Yeah. So I hold a detail. But I don't remember the environment. But you went to the moon. You went to the moon. You walked on the moon. You're comparing it to breakfast. Who knows? This guy could be like seen. That's very rude. He's in Apollo astronaut. You should take that back. But you're telling me you don't you haven't had a million interviews about this one specific thing. You're at least recalling and you're you're talking about it constantly. It's rude for me to suggest that he might have forgotten about it. But it's not rude for you guys to suggest that he's a liar. Yeah. Yes. He did say one thing though that I'm just like, that's wild. I've never heard of this before. He's saying when we got on the capsule to take off from the moon. Also before that, he's like, yeah, when we landed, we had to unload the car and let's look. I'm like. What do you mean? Like how? Yeah, because I know that they drove around the moon. But again, that doesn't make sense to me. And I guess part is going to tell us all about this. Yeah, but like a battery in the 60s in the most extreme coldness and heat environments, he said the first drive was a mile. And then the second drive was over eight miles there and back. I'm like, that's just this just seems crazy. But he's saying when he took off from this capsule, he said, yeah, we had to dump our bags and then dump our trash out of the capsule. Daniel is like, so you left trash on the moon? And he's like, yeah. Hey, give a hoot. Don't pollute. Like, come on, man. Yeah, we just, we gotta go places and just litter. I mean, this is the era where they were blowing up islands and the Pacific just to have fun making sure bonds in the atmosphere too. Oh, yeah. Shoot new clears in the sky. And we had energy cars back then that we know he did. So it's like, who knows what like kind of technology that they had, you know, the car. The car thing doesn't trip me out. Cause batteries have been batteries for a long time. Like they dream environments, though. We're talking to like 200 degrees Fahrenheit in the sun in like negative, whatever 100 degrees in the shade. I'm just being like, I'm playing devil's advocate now. But if they were able to insulate it enough, you gotta remember that like gravity is nothing. So it's not like actually moving a car. Like it didn't take nearly the energy to move it along. One six gravity, but packing that into the ship, pulling it down, bringing it back up. That's why that's crazy. I mean, that's a ballsy move. If you're doing that, like that's, that's a really crazy thing to do. That's a crazy move. Yeah. Um, also a crazy thing that I never even thought about. The angel is asking me, like, could you see the earth from the moon? He's like, yeah, he's like, but it was over. It was above our heads. What? No, it's not. Whatever he was on the moon. Are you calling him a liar? So like, if you're looking at the moon, right? He was like, if this is earthy, apparently he was like right there. No. So you're, he said, you could you'd have to like hold on to the craft and lean back to see them. The earth. That's great. I like that trips. Somehow that like freaks me out more. It's not true. What do you mean it's not true? That's like us standing up at the moon. If the moon was up above us, we would have to look up at the moon. It's the same concept if they're on the moon looking at the earth. Yeah. Why would they? But where the moon sits? You should not have to, you should look down. Look at the earth. Depends on what part of the moon you're on. If the moon's above us, you're looking up at the moon. And if you went straight up and went to the moon, you'd be looking down. Correct. You say you look down, well that's what I mean. If you're flipping your body upside down, you got to flip and you'd be, yes. No. Yes. So wait, they landed in the moon. It was just like imagine like heaven where you're standing on the edge, looking down at her. Go live. I mean, either. I know, but no, but it's just a crazy concept of like looking up at the earth. I don't think that he remembers that. So you're saying you're on our side now that you might be lying. Looking up at the earth. I don't think that's ever. Have I ever? You're looking up at the moon. I'm looking at the moon because the moon is above me. Okay, listen, listen, listen. So you're, you're standing up. The moon's above you. If I took you on earth, flipped you upside down and shot you to the moon. Your feet would land first on the moon, right? Yeah. And so guess what? I see. Yeah, whoa. No, it would be up. Just like you're saying. I'm just looking at the moon. Inverted. What are you talking about? Nothing changes. This is the opposite. My word. That's going to trip me up for a while. Yeah. That's so fun. It would literally look. This is the earth. You're standing. This is the moon. Circular. You'd be standing in your head would be down here looking that way. This segment is brought to you by Diamond. So yeah, that's so funny. That's crazy. And the water. I got a story about the water. Ooh. That is creepy story about the water. This is a very aquatic episode. Yes. Undead. Okay, so imagine you're in the Arctic. Okay, freezing cold. I see. What type of people live in the Arctic? I knew it. Good. This isn't in your story. Okay. So imagine that scary. In your Arctic, Canada, Greenland, you're in the Arctic. It's freezing cold, right? You live in a village in anywood village. And there's this little boy who has a dog that now that dog goes in with them everywhere. That dog goes in with it. I don't know where that came from. That dog. This dog goes everywhere with this little boy, right? They go on adventures. They walk around. But the parents are always very clear. The people in the village are always very clear. Do not go on the thin ice. Do not go to the edge of the water. Right? It's very simple. You don't want to fall in. You don't want to drown. This little boy is out on an adventure with his dog and they're walking around and suddenly he hears a tap and he's looking around. And there's no one around. It's just him this dog and the dogs, you know, all excited. And he keeps walking and he hears another tap. And so he decides to start following this tapping noise, trying to figure out where it's from because he knows what the sound of ice breaking is. He knows the wind, the sound of the wind. It's very weird the sound he's hearing. And he keeps following the sound of this tap and it's coming up toward the edge of the water. The boy gets closer and closer and the tapping gets louder and louder. It sounds like someone is tapping from underneath the ice. And so he gets the edge of the water because he thinks there might be somebody under there. So he looks over and then suddenly a long, scaly, slimy hand grabs his ankle, pulls him into the water. The dog starts panicking, barking like crazy, trying to grab at him. He tries to grab the dog. The kid goes underwater. The dog runs back to the village, starts barking like crazy. They realize the kids not with them. They're always together. This doesn't happen. So they follow this dog. The dog's barking up a whole storm, going absolutely nuts. And he takes them to the edge of the water and he's literally looking at the water barking, looking at them, looking at the water barking louder and louder and louder. And they realize that this may have been a visit from what they call the Kalupalik, which is a humanoid aquatic creature that has been passed down through hundreds and hundreds of years in the Inuit and Indigenous culture all over. Greenland, Arctic, Canada, I don't know how you pronounce it, but none of it. Yeah. None of it. All throughout this culture. And it's been passed down through generations and generations. And it is this this calupic calu pelic calu pelic. Yes. Calu pelic. I got to, I can't remember. Calu pelic calu pelic. It lives under the ice. You've never seen that word in your life, Josh. Yes. No, he's nailing it. Calu pelic. Yeah, I want you back off. So he's really nice. No, because you're being mean. This creature lives under the ice near shorelines in dark shallow coastal waters. It is known by everyone. And they always thought it was one of those things where parents make it up, you know, to scare children to get them away from the shoreline. But over and over and over again, tribes had nothing to do with each other. Visual villages who had no connection whatsoever. Never talked to one another. People would come and they'd find this. There's a there's an explorer from the UK that apparently like you talked about a mermaid type of creature, one of the siren type of creatures. But the more you described it, it sounded more and more and more like this creature. This creature has green grayish skin, wet, slicky, long tangled hair, long fingers slash claws. I'm going to send you pictures. Once again, I don't like Josh. This is pictures of you say something nice. These are pictures that have been drawn by people who have either seen it or built, I'm grew up in villages. This creature, the Kaum Kulik has even one of those parkas with the hoods where they would carry their babies in. And so the legend has it is that it was a cursed person who sacrifice one of her kids and got pulled underwater and now has to live eternally under the sea. Ariel. But oh, dang it. Let me see. I'm going to try to. That is so there's another image that someone it looks like a photo, but I don't know if it's been doctored or something, but it looks grudgy. Very grudgy, right? Oh, dang. Did I not get it? Is it grudge or grunge? Grudge. Talking about the movie. Yeah. Yeah, grudge. The grudge. Yeah, like she's a grudge. I got it. I just didn't know if it was grudge or grunge. What's your deal? That's like the point in the movie. She has a grudge. Oh, dang it. I forgot. It's in my, it's on my computer. But it's a very rare creepy picture. But this thing literally, apparently it's known as the monster below who never blinks because it's constantly watching and it only prays on little children. This is a very scary story for little children. So I'm sorry, but it's one of those things. And apparently it feeds off their youth so she can never age. And so while you're getting older, she's getting younger, hollow, glowing eyes that never blink. Sometimes described as decaying or unnatural looking always stays under the water, observing children near the edge, children alone or kids wandering too close and apparently can even have like this like weird, like you hear a weird hum like you eat the roll, hum. That's very mermaid, very sireny, right? Yeah. It's very, very strange. But apparently just calls out names creates curiosity. It's like almost in the wind, you know, but that's the weird thing about this creature because it's not like around you like the Leshi or the bigfoot in the woods. It's not above you like UFOs or aliens. It's something below which is something that's like when you're out there literally on thick, you know, feet and feet of ice, there's something below you. Yeah. I mean, people who are afraid of water, it's like this is the worst story. It's like this is the worst creature you can think of. So there's some traditions that say that it either raises them, eats them or keeps them alive. And there's a story that goes back to the last part of keeping them because this is a big, big time legend where a grandmother had her grandson. They lived by themselves in a village and they could not hunt. It was very, very bad winner. And so they were starving. And so she prayed in the answer that she got from doing whatever was basically sacrificing her grandson so that they, they could, but if I'm not praying to God, no, whatever, whatever she had. Yeah. And so she goes and takes her grandson. The, the creature takes her, takes him. And then when nothing ever happened, no, no food was ever given. But when the hunters could actually go and start hunting a couple in that village, heard about this and said, we have to do something. And so there were people that were able to look and see. And apparently the kid was tied up against some type of structure down there. And being presently, it was like preserved, right? So cold, know like it, but they're like, we just at least have to get this body back. And so they waited and waited. And apparently they saw her swimming around and it's very, very creepy. And then they waited till sunrise. Somebody dove in with a knife, cut him loose, brought him back up and a day later, he's alive. What? Yeah. Crazy. Absolutely wild. But there's been children's books burned about this. There's been like old old, you know, poems and stuff and like just history things. And one of the things that was written, very scary, human child, human child, ours to have, ours to hold, forget your mother, forget your brother, ours to hold under the eyes forever. My gosh. That was a children's book. Well, can I tell you, is that not crazy? I read the book, I gather parent. And she visits all these different communities to see how they parent through children. And she visits an Inuit family and lives with them for like a week with her daughter. And one of the things they say to keep their children in order is that they tell them scary stories so that they won't go near the water. And I wonder if this is that, like they fabricated a scary story so that their kids would not, because you think, and she was like, so what you should do, and that's when I started telling Jane that if she didn't, if I didn't wash her hair, that spiders would grow on her hair. Yeah. I don't know if child psychologists back up that idea that you should tell your kids scary stories to get them to obey, but it does work. And they've been doing it for centuries. Yeah. That's true. This very much could be it. But there's been, there's been polar bears that have been found tore up near edges of water, like not even eaten or anything, but literally just attacked their heads, just almost ripped off, laying down in the water. Oh my gosh. That's like what animal is doing that to a polar bear. Oh my gosh. Right. They're polar bear, but possible. I don't know. But that's the thing. That's what makes this really scary is that this thing isn't like a monster or a creature that's out waiting for you, or I mean, like no, like chasing you down. This thing is waiting for you. Yeah. And that's what really kind of stuck out to me on this one. It's like that's scary. Don't you think there's some validity to, there has to be to see monsters? Oh yeah. Just like all these early explorers, like for hundreds and hundreds of years, they always drew on their maps and talked about these sea creatures. And like certain parts of the world that you shouldn't go to because this creature existed. Yeah. And how every sailor talked about mermaids and like them singing and dragging you in and it's like, there has to be something to that. Yeah. I mean, there's got to be. I mean, we, we were discovering newer, newer and newer species each year. Yeah. Like we, there's no way we know about everything, especially being covered in 80, 75% water in this whole planet. Like, there's so much. And there's, there's different ecosystems and there's depths we've never even traveled to. There's a lot, man. Creepy, crazy. Oh, there's apparently a short horror film based on the character. Oh, really? Look at the photo I sent. Just you can watch that and tell us how that is. I'm really sad that I didn't. Yeah. That's that's literally the type of picture. Oh, gosh. I'm bummed. I didn't get that picture down. Hello, Poulier. What does he say? It's the, yeah, it's what I, what we were saying. It's the, uh, I keep callu pelic. Callu pelic. Say you're innocent. Pally you it. Pally you it. Pally you it. But there's a lot of podcasts and YouTubers and red, the red threads that just talk about this thing. And it's like, I don't know, man. It does seem just like a scary spooky story. You tell your kids to pay attention, you know? Yeah. Be careful. Mine your own parents. But I wonder too. If it was like, their parents told them that story and their parents before them and eventually turned into like, oh, they were just saying this to scare me. But at one point, maybe it was real. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pass down. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of like you think about kids who have left the faith after generations of like families going to church. And they're like, yeah, my parents believe that's tough, but yeah. And I'm an atheist. And then they get into car wreck or get into drugs and then something really supernatural happens. Yeah. I believe in Jesus now. Yeah. Like that's crazy. And then this kid has been told his whole life don't go near the water. And then like, my parents are being silly. And then they're forever trapped under the ice with this sea witch. Yeah. So kids, if you're listening, mine your parents. Speaking of something spiritual. So I've been obviously, you know, doing the whole desert fathers, setting lives of different saints. I mean, it's endless with how many cool stories there are. They're very inspiring stories. But this one is about Anthony the great of Egypt. Okay. And he is called the father of monasticism. Okay. So he was like one of the first desert fathers. His like when he was in the desert was like 270 80-ish. We're a wild world. Yeah. Crazy. But like he grew up in like a a Christian household in Egypt. And his parents died when he was like 20 and he had a younger sister. His parents left him this vast amount of wealth, property, all this stuff. And it was like a couple Sundays after his parents died. He went into church and they were reading out of the gospels and said, if you want to follow me, sell your possessions and give to the poor and follow me. And so he's like, I'm going to do that. And so he did he sold all his possessions, which in the this whole story, I'm like, what about the sister? I'm not really sure. It's a different time. Okay. But he's like, I'm just going to go live as a monk or herman. She was a possession. No, I don't. But he went and what he did, this is so crazy. But he found an empty tomb, like a vacant tomb, like where they would bury someone that died. And he's basically someone followed him out there. He's like, I'm just going to live in here. And if you could just bring me bread every now and then that's it. And he lived in this tomb in just complete silence, darkness. And the stories that he tells and that people tell around Anthony great are insane. At one point, he literally battled the devil himself. And so this is what's so crazy about all these desert fathers. It was such a norm living in the deserts. And like, especially Egypt constantly battling demons, like these demons like literally beating you up. And which even today, it's like we talked to was it no longer nomads? Yeah. Where they talk about Egypt and just the weird spookiness that is around Egypt and like the jeans, what are they called? The jeans, the genies? I can't remember. The jeans, the jeans. Oh my gosh. I had goose things about it. Yeah. But we talked about it in that podcast. So they do about like encounters like the demonic and stuff in Egypt. So there's something with Egypt where it's like just prevalent there. Moses, phantom. Yeah. And so this one story, these demons just start tormenting him in this tomb, this cave. And they literally beat him up so bad to where he almost died. And the guy that brought him bread, saw him, bloodied, almost dead, thought he was dead, dragged him back to the church. And they're like, oh gosh, he's he's gone. He's dead. And then he was able to get enough strength and told the guys like, take me back to the tomb. I don't want these people to know that the devil did this to me. Oh yeah. And so they brought him back. He recovered. And then again, they started attacking him more and more. And at this point, he had just been praying and praying. And this is such a cool quote that he said, he said, if you just I'm talking to the demons, if you have any power, one of you would have been enough. But since the Lord has taken away your strength, you try to frighten me by appearing in numbers. There's a sign of your helplessness and you have taken the shape of broods. If you can, if you have received power over me, do not wait but lay on me. If you cannot, why are you shaping yourself for nothing? For our trust in the Lord is like a seal to us in like a wall of safety. And as soon as he said that, this the ceiling just opened up. The whole cave was shaking and just a piercing light came in. All the demons fled. And it was God. And God spoke to him. And Anthony said, where were you? Why didn't you appear at the beginning to stop this pain? And God said, I was here, Anthony, by a way, to see you struggle. And now, because you have endured and not have been defeated and have not been defeated, I will always be your helper, and I will make your name known everywhere. And so then that he was literally the father of monasticism. He inspired just thousands and thousands and thousands of monks. That's amazing. Yeah. And almost 2000 years later, we're talking about it still in his story. How cool is that? But an interesting story that I like the little thing of God that's really not talked about a lot. It's talked about in his biography that's written by a Athanasius who was in like the four hundred eighties. He wrote a biography about Anthony of the Great. But he talks about the super weird encounter that Anthony of the Great had. So one of the first known monks that lived in the desert besides Anthony of the Great, it was actually before Anthony of the a little bit before, was Paul the Helper? And Anthony's like, I heard this man is this very holy man. I just want to go meet him. So he's traveling through the desert. And as he's traveling through the desert, he sees what he describes as something as part man, part horse. - Centaur. - Like a centaur. It didn't attack him. It silently points him in the right direction and then disappears. And he's like, he made nothing of it. But as he's walking, there's this thing that runs up to him. And what he described it as is a satire or a satire? - Sater. - Sater. - Sater, which is basically like a beast man, like a half goat, half man. And this is just so wild to me 'cause the encounter was super strange. But this beast man had horned and goat-like, rough hairy body, not fully human in appearance. But this creature runs up to him and speaks. And what this creature said to Anthony Great was, I am a mortal being one of those who dwell in the desert. We ask that you pray for us. And then the thing just disappears. And that's all that is written about it. - Pardon? - What? - Tell me again, what does that mean? - But this thing says, I am a mortal being one of those who dwell in the desert, we ask that you pray for us. And that's all that's written about in this biography. It doesn't mention that he prayed for it and it's just kind of brushed over. But at this time, when people read this, it shocked nobody 'cause they're like, yeah, of course there are creatures like this living in the desert. - Yeah. - And like, I just thought that was super, super wild. Of just like, it didn't attack him. It wasn't like evil. It rained up to him and it's like, can you pray for me? - Yeah. - What does that mean? - What is that? What do you mean? - I mean, you think about like the possibility of the watchers, you know, like-- - That's what I was thinking. - Yeah, like, doing all types of nasty stuff with the earthly women and animals and making all types of different creations is like, they didn't choose that life. The offspring didn't. And so it makes you wonder like, is there offspring doomed on earth as well as them to crawl and to be on this earth forever? And it's like, can you pray for me? Like, pray that God can see past. - There is. - People that came before me. - We did talk about that one story of that saint who was like a dog man thing. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Who, what, do you remember his name? - No. - But he would help people cross the river. Remember that? It's interesting. - It's very crazy, dude. - It's super weird. - Godly, what would you do running up on? It's like a freaking centaur in the desert. - Oh my gosh. - Crazy. - Be nuts. - I don't like the idea of saying me able to beat me up. - Do what? - I don't like the idea of being able to beat me up. - Dude, it was so common. I mean, like pretty much every saint story, especially like early church demons beat them up. - Yeah. - Like physically beat them up. - I mean, I guess it does say in Job where like God is like, just do not harm him. - Do not kill him. - Do not kill him. - Yeah. - You need to do that. - Which is scary. - It was natural afflictions though in that narrative. - What do you mean? - Like it's, like he gets like lepersy type sores and it's like things that are known rather than like mysterious unknown ailments. - So it did say that saint also blew the wind and made his house crumble. - Yeah. - So it's like, I don't know. - Yeah, manifesting in a physical body. - Yeah. - Refreshing you, beating you up. Makes me a liar liar when you beat himself up in the bathroom. - Yeah. - That sort of, it was like, did you do this to yourself? - Yeah. This crazy man, I like, I've been loving, loving, studying these saints. - Yeah. - It's just, it's super inspiring. And like, it's so cool how they would like, they're just their humility in it. And like, I think they would even be like disappointed at how much people talk about them. But it really is, it's so edifying of just like, they just led this example of just full pursuit of grace. - Yeah. - And they'd probably be disappointed more in our reaction to it. Like, if it's not questioning something, just move back there. - Good knife. - Very good. - I think devil's like, "I'll attack you right now." But just like, I think they'd be disappointed in their our reaction to it and how it, the effects of our faith are the lack of affecting our faith. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, those guys had, I mean, we have to ask ourselves, like, how dangerous is our faith to the enemy? Like, is it really, it's like, "Oh, I don't have to worry about these guys." - Devil's probably like, "Oh, these guys are all right." - They're fine. They're fine. I'm not worried about it. They're not going to put in much work. But these dudes were like, literally like, every ounce of their being, energy, time, blood, sweat, and tears to the advancement of the gospel. - Yeah. - To the advancement of Jesus, especially at that time. And then that's the thing, we get separated from Jesus's time and it feels like we just water it down or it just feels less real. You know, I think we've realized how real he was, how much he would affect our life. And I'm speaking to me personally. Like, that's like, yeah, it's tough, man. Like, I mean, imagine like, I'm just imagine like, a Christian upbringing, 280. Like, that's crazy. - We're still technically illegal 'cause it's under like, diocletian and stuff, the Roman Emperor who was like, brutal towards Christianity. - Yeah, you think about the memorization of scripture they probably had within their households teaching their kids and it's like. - At that point, it was all tradition. It was all orally passed down. - Yeah, for the most part. - Because the written manuscripts don't come to like 30 or something, right? - They could buy, you could buy. - Individual scriptures. - The letters are being written. - Yeah. - A genuine question. I don't mean this gun. So to prove I don't mean this in condescent, John the Baptist went out to the desert to do his ministry. So this is, I'm gonna ask a question that sounds offensive. I don't intend for it to be. But, you know, he encounters the scriptures, everything you have, give to the poor and moves out to the middle of nowhere. The last thing Jesus said is go and tell, make disciples. What, I'm missing something between like, how is he going and telling and going into isolation? Where, what do they say for like everyone removing themselves? Like, how did they push the gospel if going into complete isolation? - You mean like with monasticisms? - Yeah, yeah. - I've always wanted, like I've always genuinely wondered that. - That's a good question. But I mean, it's like, we have all their stories now and like, just telling them. - And maybe. - And maybe. - And at, like, we think that God's only gonna use our stories within our own timeline. Like, we have to think like how God can, he's like, you may not understand what I'm doing right now, but it's like, you will one day. And so, one, two, 100 monks compared to the billions of people that have lived on this earth. It's like, you know, I'm gonna use your life in this way so that you can fact this ripple, this ripple, this ripple, later on, and influence this person after another. And that's gonna cause more ripple as well. And so. - Did people go to them though? Like, John the Baptist, was that they were known? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Almost like going to a. - Yeah. And like, a lot of these monks too, these desert dwellers, some of them were just herm, it's a very few that are just hermits, where it's like, cut off. And it's like, I just want to spend my whole devotion of living a life of repentance, just for the glory of God. Like, I wanna just break myself down to nothing. But a lot of these monks, they would go in, they would have church, they would do like, into towns and do all kinds of stuff. So, like, wasn't still servant-hearted. - Yeah. - And my thing is, I always assume that they do this because they're very strong. A lot of these guys were probably pretty weak, and that was the, one of the only ways they could truly commit their life to Christ, is saying, I have to remove, like, there's people who have theories of like, you know, why certain people deal with lust or greed or whatever it may be. It's like, you may never be out from underneath that. And it may be there. - Once you move to a cave in the desert. - Exactly. But it's like, you may have that simply. So God's saying, I need you to rely on me. I'm gonna have you be reminded of this every single day because it is your flesh. And you're never gonna, like, you have to die of your flesh, but you're gonna be reminded every single day so that you can rely on me. And it's gonna get less and less over time, but it's like, well, there is a story just like that of this saint, she was Saint Mary of Alexandria, or Alexandria, right? - I can't remember. - Saint Mary of Egypt. - I think it's Egypt. - Yeah, Saint Mary of Egypt. And this one's a little PG-13. So if your kids are listening, but-- - Skip Skip. - This lady, Mary, she, I forget where she was. Oh, and Egypt. No. - I'll look it up. - Yes, she was from Egypt. - There's a couple of Saint Mary's. - Saint Mary from Egypt. She was from Egypt and she was a very promiscuous young lady. Like, in fact, someone would say, like, addicted to. - Gotcha. - Fornication. And, but, like, from a very early age. Like, some, I think the thing I saw was like, 12 years old and she, like, fled home. - It is Egypt. - Yeah. - Okay. And she saw that they were doing, like, this procession of the cross in Egypt that they were going to Jerusalem with this cross. Like, it was like a little pilgrimage. She's like, I wanna do that. I just wanna travel, do that. And so she got onto the boat by telling the captain and the crew that, hey, I can do stuff. And they're like, okay, yeah, come on. Which is also kind of weird because they're doing a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Whatever. she gets. It's there. She's just fornication all in the Holy City of Jerusalem. She comes to the church of the Holy Sepulchre where the cross is going. Door is open. She goes to walk in, boom, boom. She cannot pass through the doorway. She's like, it's literally like a force field pushing her back and she's like, she would run and hit it and just bounce right back and she's like, what in the world? She falls down. She's super like, what is going on? She looks and she sees an icon of Mary and Jesus and then instantly hears all of her sin that it is true sin that is corrupting her body and she says, basically like, I repent, I won't do this anymore. Please just let me go into this church and then she's able to go in. And at that point, she devotes her whole life to just serving Christ and then fast forward years. I'm going to totally butcher this story because this is a couple of weeks ago, I saw this. But fast forward, this is like 40 years later. There was this priest that would do every year before Holy Week or during Holy Week, he would walk through the desert outside of Jerusalem just to like his own little sabbatical thing. I'm just no noise, nothing, just his little journey. And at first, he sees this figure in the desert just 40 years after and he's like, oh my gosh, that's a demon. He just looked crazy and then he's like, I think you did the sign of the cross or something and it was still just walking away. He's like, okay, that's not a demon. I don't know what that is. And he's like, oh, that seems to be a person. And so he started following this person and he's like, yeah, I was like, hey, can I talk to you? He's like, surely this person, if they're wandering in the desert, they're probably a monk or something. And he's like, hey, I talked to you and he's following from miles and finally there's a river. He gets to the river. They're already on the other side of the river and he's like, hey, I beg you to turn around and give me your blessing. And it was a woman and she says, father, I cannot turn around. You must throw me your cloak for I am naked. And he's like, okay, that was the cloak. She turns around and it's a woman who was Mary of Egypt. Oh, wow. And he's like, it's just so many questions. And what was fascinating is this priest, he's like, she knew everything about him, his name, everything. And she just started like, he said that she was so wise in the scriptures and the gospels and stuff. And it's like, this is fascinating. He's like, who taught you to read and write? She says, I don't know how to read her, right? Said, I've lived in the desert for 40 years. Mary has taught me everything about Christ. Holy moly. And, but she goes on and like, the first, after the church experience, she went straight to the desert and she said, for 17 years, I was battling with lust. And for 17 years, I wanted to turn around and go back, but I was just kept on getting pushed, like continue, continue, continue, until after 17 years, it finally broke. And so now my whole life is just dedicated to Christ and just in solitude because I never want to go back to that. And she's like, all I ask of you is that you don't come back out here for until next year. And please bring me you, Chris, the Holy Communion, because I've never taken it. Wow. And so he said, she said, do not come back out and see me for that year. If you do, something bad is going to happen to you is like, okay. And so he goes, comes back after a year. He goes there, she takes communion for the first time, it was so edifying her, it was just so, oh my gosh, says, thank you. Please come back in one more year, same time next year. He said, okay, goes a year later, comes back, finds her dead in the exact same spot. But in the ground, written beside her, says basically the date of which she died and buried me here and it's here and all it said was Mary. And he figured out that she died as soon as he left the year prior. But her body was completely uncorrupted. So she had been laying in that spot for a whole year after taking communion. And he's like, okay, I'm going to bury her here. But the ground was just super hard and super rocky. And he's just like, I don't know, I can't dig a hole. And while he's thinking that a lion walks up and he's like, uh, and the lion walks up to Mary and licks her feet. And he says, surely the Lord has sent you. Can you help me dig this hole and immediately the lion digs the hole and he buries Mary. And so what? Yeah. That's wild. It's wild. That's so fun. Yeah. That's a fun story. Crazy, isn't it? Crazy. That's so nuts, man. So I think I'm going to just walk around the desert naked. Yeah. And we're going to be reading all these stories. We're going to like go into monasticism. No, I'm too scared to be by myself. One night in the cave you're done. Yeah. Um, anyways, that's crazy. There's something about, I mean, I don't know, that's always been, you know, because there's such conflict with Christian, I like, you know, like just, you know, Catholics and just, you know, I know Catholics, but it's just the whole, like, the whole image of Mary and stuff. But there is something significant about Mary, obviously, because one of the last things Jesus said was to take care of his mother. Yeah. Like, he recognized something special about mothers. And so happy, happy, late mother's day, yeah, you should look into. There is a story, obviously, that we don't have in our canon, but the disciples recorded it because the disciples were there for when Mary died, Jesus received her. That's what, yeah, we've talked about that. That's, yeah, that's really, it's interesting. The disciples that we trust with the gospel said that, so she is significant. Oh, big time. There's definitely some significance about her. Like, there's, they, I mean, there's a lot to be the mother of God of Christ. Yeah. There has to be some significance to that. I saw some quote recently and it said, um, the whole world is just made up of mothers and their children. Oh, gosh. I saw that too. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Very true. That is true. There are some mothers and their children. Do you guys know we have an episode right after this patreon.com/ninjasdebutterflies or YouTube members? Yes. We're here for you, too. But if you download the patreon app, guess what? You get behind the scenes content, releasing a John Mulaney interview that we did with him on his not really an interview, but we are on a show like very briefly and it shows behind the scenes of that night. That's being released probably tomorrow, which is in the past. So it's already on there. Go check that out. 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