192 - The Curse Of The Power Rangers, Bob Lazars UFO Proof, & More Missing Scientists

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The connections are weird and out of this world, literally. - And this is for you 90 kids, 'cause the curse of the Power Rangers is what I'm gonna be talking about today. It's scary, it's silly, not so much. It's actually really terrifying, and you're not gonna like it. - And new footage has just come out in a documentary confirming Bob Lazar's story. It's freaky, and you're not gonna wanna miss it. Also, we talk about twins and how they're possibly telepathically connected ways we don't even understand. You're gonna wanna see this. - Don't even start this podcast unless you have commented and did what? - 'Cause they get free merch. - Because you get free merch if you do it. - We choose a winner every week. - Pause the episode right here. Go down and comment something really nice about me. - And you might win free merch. - But if it's about me, I'm gonna pick you. - Resume. - This podcast is brought to you in part by Sunday Cool, so watch this or listen. - We did it, folks. - Yeah. - Another one in the books. - Hooray! - Hooray! - I got you, Chick-fil-A. - Oh my goodness. - Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli. - It did rhyme. You gotta give it to her. It did rhyme. - That's your Spongebob. - You wanna, at least wanna lemonade? - Yeah, please. - I don't think this will get flagged 'cause it's a cover and it's a Spongebob song. - Listen to this, Lil. You'll really appreciate this. - Closer to the mic. It's cutting out. ♪ More than a picture, my best friend ♪ ♪ So cool to forget, come back ♪ - Isn't that good? - It's a good song, even without. - It's very good. - I mean, and Spongebob is good. - What about the halftime show song? - Amazing. - I used to like have that in my head all day long as a kid. How did it go? - I don't, I feel like I got out of Spongebob too early. - I was in on Spongebob from the get. And then once the first movie hit, I was kind of moving out. - Same. - The first movie was phenomenal. - Yeah. - Have your girls seen it? - No, I don't think so. That's the thing. They've never seen an episode of Spongebob though. - The Spongebob, the first Spongebob movie is so funny. I cackle as a grownup. - I'm gonna have to. - If you had to assign a Spongebob character to every person on this podcast, who would we each be? - Oh boy. - Squidward. Just kidding. - What? - Just kidding. Lily's definitely Spongebob. - Enough of that. - Fair. - Or she's Sandy Cheeks. I'm getting more Sandy Cheeks vibes from Lil. - Sandy Cheeks? - Yeah. 'Cause she's intellectual, but she's silly. Either one, no comparison's gonna be great, Lil. - We were talking last night about Taylor Hooper because Taylor Hooper listens to the show every single week. And that is just so sweet. - Does he really? - Every single week he watches the show. - What a good bro. - And I said, "I think that Taylor loves me." And Josh was like, "He does. "He loves you. "You're his sister-in-law." And I was like, "Like a Mexican uncle loves their chihuahua." - Yeah. - I'm the chihuahua and Taylor's the Mexican uncle. - Yeah, of course. I thought the roles were reversed. That'd be a little weird. - Do you see, we should pull the clip of when I first said, "If you were a dog, you would be a chihuahua." - Did you record that? - It was on the pod. - And then doesn't she just go crazy afterwards? - Like, "I'm not a chihuahua! "I'm not a chihuahua! "I'm not a chihuahua!" - Literally said it. - You told me that most of the time I'm a golden retriever, but sometimes I'm a chihuahua. - Yeah. - It's such an insult. - Whoa! Easy! - Oh my gosh. - Get out of here, go! - So full circle, you just compared yourself to a chihuahua. - Boom. She knew it deep down. Sometimes the truth hurts, you know? Speaking of shows, let's get it out of the way. Love on the Spectrum. - It was good, per se. - Interesting. - Interesting. - I love this podcast. - Amazing. - Dude, so good. Did you cry during Madison and Tyler's anniversary? - No. - No? - You cried? - Oh man, I bawled like a baby. Me and Kelsey both did. - Really? - Yeah. - I mean, we were smiling ear to ear. - Yeah, that one, oh gosh, it's so good. Emma, I think, is my new favorite character. The LDS girl. - Oh, she's great. - She deserves everything in the world. Yeah, she's great. - Plant City's not far from here. - No, I'm saying we could easily run into them if we wanted to. - I wonder if he does DJ shows so we could go see one. - Oh my. - I bet they're sold out, though. - Gosh, I bet, 100%. I did get really sad whenever someone yelled at Madison. They're like, "Hey, Maddie!" - I know, and she was like- - And then she got super triggered by it. It doesn't affect her at all, like, oh, the fame and stuff, like wanting to go up to fan, it's like, that was like, she did not like that at all. - Yeah. - And it's like, man, come on, fans, do better. - I just said get over it, honestly. - I will say that I- - I will say that I did not know that she doesn't like a nickname. - Yeah. - So maybe that person didn't know. - Yeah, maybe. - Until that moment. - Well, they've never called her Maddie, so- - Her name is Madison. - Exactly, so why would you call her Maddie? - That's true. - X-o-facto. Practo. - Anyway, love on the spectrum is fantastic. Connor is not coming back. Did you hear that? - I did not hear that. I hope he finds love, like, I hope him and Georgie seal the deal. - That is terrible news. - They split. - Oh, you told me that yesterday, didn't you? - You didn't finish the show. - No, I'm still, again, we're in London right now. - Oh, sorry, ruined it. - Spoiler. - Per se. - I spoiled it. - Spoiler, per se. - Interesting. - Every time I say interesting now, I feel like it's, I said it this morning to Steve, I was just like, oh, interesting. I'm like, oh no, I can't still deal with Bran. It's such a good show. Also- - It's one of the best. - I'm halfway through, which is- - Which is weird, not what I expected, "Astronaut's Wife." - Right? - Halfway through, I have no idea where this movie's going. And she just found out she's having twins. - Yeah, there's a very challenging part that goes against our morals. - Yeah, yeah, I think I passed it. I was just like, why did I get this movie recommended to me? - It's just, every time I think about, like, an astronaut going to space, I think about this movie. - Yeah, it's good so far. I mean, I love Charlize Theron and Johnny Depp. - Johnny Depp, oh my, and Johnny Depp with blonde hair? What is going on? - What a stud, what a stud. Am I right, Josh? - Oh, yeah. - He gets it. - What is that light? - The new light. - Red light. - Red light therapy? - Point it right at my forehead. - Have it like this far away from your face. - Reveille. - Coming in to see you, my baby. - Oh, man. - Do you actually want, like, red light therapy of sorts? - Yeah. - Acupuncture. - What's the- - I know. - Everything's acupuncture. - I'm telling you, she puts that red light, that's the best nap I've had in a long time. - Listen, I still doubt the red light therapy, but all science says that it's amazing for you, and I don't get it. - I don't know why a horror movie hasn't used it yet, 'cause it looks terrifying. - A what movie? - Horror. - Right. - When I love seeing the videos where, enough of that, you boys. I love seeing the videos where it's like the girl, the women at nighttime, they're doing their glam to prepare for the next day, and they put on like the lip stain and the red light mask, and they've got their hair in the bonnet, and they're like, "That's a baddie bacon." - A baddie bacon. - Put that baddie to bed. But the husbands are like, "It's so scary." - That would be funny, a scary movie, from like a kid's perspective, but it was like really done like as a scary movie. Like true horror, but it's like, all it is, it's like, it's just a mom and dad just doing their life. But it's like, you put yourself in the fear of the child's eyes, 'cause everything was so much scarier back then. - Yeah, it's true. - I think we should address that a little bit. - That's something that we should psychoanalyze. Why were you so scared? - You know, it's funny you say that, that instantly made me think of a memory that like I've suppressed. And it was the house I grew up in, in Apopka, there was a shower in the, or like, it was like a, like our second bathroom. And my dad had to like replace the floor of the shower. And my dad's not a handyman at all. And he did this concrete mix, but it was like a gravel, gravel concrete. So, I mean, it was all, and I was so afraid of that shower. - Really? - Yeah. - Interesting. - Just 'cause it was, it was dark and it was like rocks. I'm like. - Texture guy. - Wow. - Yeah. - Yeah, well, maybe. - And that's the first time I saw my dad naked. I, when I remember, so. - Traumatizing! - Ah! - No! I take it back! - Oh, yep. - That's a, it is a funny thing. Like there's that comment on TikTok that's like no one lived an original life whatsoever. - Yeah. - It's like, you always think you have experiences that are so unique to you. - Yeah. - You know, like no one experiences. And then someone does like a skit on TikTok tiktok and you're like i've literally experienced this like there's this one guy who's like uh like when you're a kid and you're in bed hopefully you guys have experienced this if not i feel but like the like when and then like your parents are like fighting in the middle of the night yeah and you just overhear and they're screaming it's like and then like one of the parents like the guy when the skit walks into the room he's like you want to see how crazy your mom is look listen it's like they're trying to go to sleep and it's like no you want to fight let's fight and it's like oh my gosh i remember these nights it's terrifying i didn't i didn't have that okay well therapy this episode brought to you by oh interesting interesting um you want you want a song miss lasagna hey then she didn't they don't go down the frio for nothing hey italiano this might be chef boyardee is it not great i love it i love chef boyardee oh you're saying it's just like it tastes like it's from a can it literally tastes like chef boyardee like it has the same flavor before i became actually it was like probably the first year when i stopped of having demi but when i became an adult big can of spaghettios full pack of hot dogs chopped up it won in big bowl dude a full pack of a full pack of hot dogs how's your cholesterol large can i've never checked it large can of spaghettios you should check it you know what just happened i don't even know what cholesterol is can i tell you some news that our fans don't even know who these people are but our dear friends chris had a stroke in his eye yesterday it's his second one and it's cholesterol related and so for weeks he has to go every week and get a shot in his eye you're kidding me is that real check your cholesterol what is cholesterol i don't know i'm not being like i think you're a man right now it's fat in your blood right and then something like that yeah but they do i used to do this is hard for me to admit i used to i have these scars on my arm from literally donating plasma yeah for years right every twice every week there would be sometimes the machines would get clogged on people because their blood was too thick oh that happened to me a couple times yeah you need to get checked bro i'm better now i feel like i'm better i feel like i'm eating healthier drinking healthier just get it checked doesn't hurt how do you check your look in the mirror i got it high cholesterol and i will say that it can be a genetic thing too because my mom who is so petite i mean she's literally not even like five foot and teeny tiny has high cholesterol what does height or size have to do with it typically you associate high cholesterol with fat people yeah because of fat in your blood but chris is not fat no he's not he's a fit boy chris you're not fat chris chris you're fit not fat not your achilles tendon chris doesn't even listen i don't think he listens to this podcast but guess who does taylor taylor my brother we love you taylor do you want a song yeah play it all right oh that's at my mouth should we even do a song why i mean why not we've done a song for the past like 100 episodes i don't know just come on there's just a lot going on like what what world's on fire or a war there's scientists going missing i forgot what those guys i don't know i don't know if i really want to do a song andy maybe we should i wonder where you are now i wonder where you go i wonder if i'll ever get to know because 11 have gone missing or they've been found dead were they just afraid of the truth you spread nasa i'm talking to you why did you lie inside i cry and i say goodbye they deny i tried all the scientists are gone they've left without a trace you're not the only one who needs space they've tried to cover it up exactly what they've done instead of stars they reached for a gun oh nasa I'm talking to you. Why do you lie inside? I cried and I say goodbye. They deny. I tried. I tried. Wow, that was so epic. Good job. I guess we did want to do a song. I guess we did. After all, it was in our hearts. That was crazy good. Every line that we got right, I was like, the next one's a mess up. The next one's a mess up. I was looking at every single word. I started us out slow again, so well done, boys. We did it. Sweating. I gave Nicolas Cage eyeliner the tribute. Oh, wow. That's the first time. See, this is the cool thing. Like, you're getting creative. No new way. It's so funny how Jane, every time she sees that bill, she says, that's mommy. It looks like me. Isn't that me? I do kind of look like it. No, that's the highest compliment in the world. Nicolas Cage. That's mommy. I said it is, isn't it? You need to start watching movies with Nick Cage and see if she puts it together. Yeah. Why is mommy looking for the Declaration of Independence? Oh, there's a clue. Mommy? We need AI Nicolas Cage reading her bed. Oh, man. I love Nick Cage. Don't we all? A national treasure, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. A little lull. A little lull in the pod. A lull. A lull. Interesting. Interesting. A lull. He's the best, dude. Everyone go watch the last part of it right now. Are you done? What? What? I didn't know what you were doing. There was a lull. Did you see the part where he was on a date and he would ask the girl what she liked and he would be like, please say no. Please say no. Please say no. Will, please. What, dude? We can't keep this up. We're trying to fill space. There's no space that needs to be filled. Oh, no. Is this time? Yeah. Dang it. I don't know. I don't even understand this question. I'm afraid to ask. I'm afraid to ask it. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Okay. Golly, I'm going to throw up, I think. Lily, my beautiful wife. Should the anatologist be out of a job? What? What'd you say? Repeat it. Yeah, I'm sorry. The anatologist? Oh, no. I'm sorry. Let me say it again. Lily, my love. Should thanatologists be out of a job? Thanatologists? Yeah. Should they be out of a job? Yeah. Ah. I don't know what that is. Final answer? I don't know what they are. Final answer. What do you mean you don't know what they are? Thanatologists? Yeah. It's literally like 80% of people. They should be out of a job. Yeah. Well, thanatologists, of course, we all know. I think everyone watching this knows. It's a person who studies death, dying, what happens, the psychology around it. Yeah. And you, hold on. Whoa. I just got dizzy. Deep breath. You think they should be out of a job? Yeah. That's what she said. Why? I don't like it when people die. We shouldn't. But shouldn't we study it to figure out how to prevent it? Yeah. Is that what they're doing? We all know that's what they do. Obviously. It's a study of it. I think I stumped you. I thought you thought I was going to say no. No. What would happen if they didn't? We weren't studying this. What would happen, Lou? What would happen? People live longer? I don't know. Forever, possibly? I'm not familiar with the profession. Becoming immortal? Going against God's original plan? You're the only one. You're the only one. Because everyone is very familiar with the profession. Oh, yeah? Say it again. We got a plumber. We got a doctor. We got a thanatologist. Yeah. That's what I wanted to be when I was a kid. Three years old. That's the first word I said. Thanatologist. Thanatologist. Yeah. And you. These are people's livelihoods. They devote their lives to studying death and dying. Maybe they should study life. Well, they study it to increase life. Who are you to say their passion and desires aren't worth following? Who are you to say that? Me. Who are you as a person? I don't feel like I know you anymore. Yeah. I don't. Okay. I don't. Welcome. 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talking about how you're finally getting frustrated with marvel yes because for the new stuff coming out you feel like they're you have to watch everything what changed though you said something they went back and changed something what i saw is that they're going back and changing the the ending of endgame avengers endgame to where it can better line up with avengers doomsday how do they do that though do you think it was doing a theatrical release do you think it was money grab dude was it planned to fit into the thing or like or do you think they just finished the film they're like well that doesn't work so they definitely weren't planning on bringing robert downey jr back no when the endgame ended i think they don't know how to write a movie and so they just throw things at a wall and see what sticks and then they're like yeah these guys will definitely come back and watch the same movie again in the movie theater we don't talk like that um i'm with lily on this i love endgame and game was so fun so i'm excited for doomsday i'm gonna watch it like they're entertaining but it's like these new marvel movies it's like you need to know all the shows that they put out you need to know all the movies that you don't want to watch that come out like the new fantastic four yeah not a good movie truthfully i did not like they're gonna be in it but they're gonna be in it you're gonna be like what are they doing and then they had the new wakanda movie i don't know yeah it's just too much it's a lot and it's like no one else expects you to do this no other franchise expects you to do this except for maybe star wars which is disney yeah it's it's a disney problem they just don't know their audience or they do no they don't or their audience i'm a disney adult yeah i know you are you're you can't stop talking about it yeah i've been i've been getting all of the the disney like the the psychology of how you break a child you introduce their first trauma by causing a parent to die or a kid to be isolated and all this stuff and so what they've created a disney adult is a kid who cannot separate from the safety they felt when they encountered their first trauma which means when you're arguing with a disney adult about why disney isn't the best thing ever you're telling the person the only thing that made me safe isn't actually safety so they fight it to the death i don't know if it's that hardcore andrew that is interesting because i was watching 101 dalmatians when my father left me yeah yeah maybe that's maybe that's 0.5 of disney adults that can't be all disney adults okay well disney adults watching this let us know what your trauma is but isn't it is weird that like every freaking movie we grew up with oh it is weird parents are dead it's like over and over and over again it's true we watched uh wolf walkers last night it's on apple tv irish hand-drawn film so good very very good everyone go watch that one dead parents wolf walkers dead mom but it's just she's absent she's absent so you really don't know if she's dead or gone but you assume she's dead Speaking of movies, what about Shrek? I could take it or leave it. I just saw it in theaters last week. Really? I wish, dude. Theatrical release of Shrek would go crazy. Did you hear this new Gen Z lingo called Shrek-ing? Uh-oh. Yeah. It's kind of old now. Is it? I mean, it's Gen Z, so it has to be kind of old. But I just heard about it. That's funny. It's Shrek-ing is a Gen Z term for dating someone you're not attracted to because you think they'll treat you better. It's called Shrek-ing. Is that what you're doing? No. I thought that's what you were doing. Yeah. No. You're very handsome. Thanks. You're beautiful. There's a study talking about. Guys, stop. I ate too much ravioli. I'm going to be sick. Did you eat the whole thing? No. Close to, though. She's going to turn to an ogre. She eats too much ravioli. Get out of my swamp. It's me, donkey. Have you guys seen the Lord Farquaad theory? Because every person in Shrek has a history. Every person in Shrek has a history with some sort of medieval. What's the word I'm looking for? Like fairytale lore. Yeah, yeah. The mirror and his height means he comes from which movie? Oh. Rumpelstiltskin? No. Snow White. Snow White. He's got Snow White's hair, but he's also. Oh, funny. A munchkin. A dwarf. What are they called? A dwarf. What are they called now? That would mean. I mean, what do you call those people now? I don't think my dad. What do you refer to them as now? What's okay to say now? A dwarf. I don't know. It changes every week. I don't know. Easy, Steve. Come on. Oh, that's interesting, though. Yeah. Which one? Well, that's the debate. So, these definitely don't be. Grumpy. Grumpy makes sense. I guess. I guess, yeah. I'm trying to. Maybe we need to look at. Yeah, obviously, the hair is Snow White. Yeah, we need to analyze this. And the mirror that he has is from the same film. Yeah. So, he literally has an heirloom. In one of the later Shrek movies, the dwarves show up, though, with Snow White. Maybe he's the son of Snow White. Oh. That's what they say. That's what the Snow White. And Grumpy. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Now I'm connecting it. What are you saying? Yeah. We're on the same page, Joshua. Yeah. They had. She had to have a crush on one of the guys. Yeah. Look at our brains working at the same time. Aw. Marriage. Marriage. Marriage. Speaking of the song. Yeah. Should we get into these scientists? We got to, man. What's happening? Okay. We've talked about them before, but. The major general that went missing. Yeah. And the two ladies connected in the same laboratory. First off, Jesse Michaels, American Alchemy, he did a video. It's about an hour and 40 minutes. He doesn't do all 11. Or it was 10. Now it's 11. Actually, now it's technically 13. What? Really? Really. Yeah. I'm getting into it. But he did it on like maybe six of them, including Major General McCaslin and a couple others. Very detailed. Very informative. And I wanted to point out some of the things that he talked about because I thought they were nuts. Nuts. So where are we? Oh, yeah. Dude, we got a lot to talk about. We got a lot to talk about. Buckle up. Buckle up, buttercup. One of the scientists he talked about, he's actually an astronomer. Carl Grillmayer, he was, where was it? Was it New Mexico? Somewhere in the desert. He was a basically genius astrologist. Like the four, like he, I mean, he's making major breakthroughs in astrology, had his own observatory on his own land, but he worked with different observatories as well. Weird story about him of how he died. This was in February, this past February. was in december i believe there was a man walking on his property with a rifle called it in police come they arrest him because the gun was not registered he gets let out on like three thousand dollars bail has to take a gun safety course that's it slap on the wrist i believe yeah then it was december january february so two months later comes back to his property and shoots carl grillmare on his front porch no incentive nothing we know nothing of why he did it yeah but that was it that's really strange behavior very strange but yeah but carl um jesse michaels pointed out that he worked for the vera or he helped start this observatory in chile called the vera rubin observatory okay um and it's located in chile and it's meant to capture interstellar objects that are coming into our solar system cool so that would be like the three-eye atlas the uh amua amua remember that a couple years ago um but it's like what's the translation on that i got nothing okay yeah star star more more i think it's i don't think it's hawaiian got it um but so it's meant to capture that stuff and it's saying that we've captured three interstellar interstellar objects within these past couple years i think it's been i think in total actually but they're saying by the time this is up and running we could be able to capture like 50 a year that are coming into our solar system within the first couple days of it getting turned on they were able to see 2 000 previously undiscovered asteroids yo in our solar system but the weird thing about the vera rubin observatory is that when the pictures are taken so it takes pictures like a tile like a cheek like a crab of the night sky yeah and it compiles it and so they just keep taking pictures to see if something's changed but when the picture is taken no scientist can look at it it's actually sent to the american government the pentagon what automatically automatically yeah and so it's sent from chile to a building in california which is collected by the u.s government and they look at it and they observe it and then they deem it whether or not a scientist can look at it why what are they looking for that's the thing that's the question and that's what people are saying is like these connections with these people of like what they were into they're going they're dying they're going missing there's there's a connection that is happening one dude's theory which is it's kind of spooky um is that he believes the um the uh apophysis that giant meteor that's supposed to come crazy close to earth right he believes that it's actually going to hit earth and all these people going missing and dying they know it and instead of raising alarms they're like let's get rid of them because we can't the chaos will ensue yeah if this if people know that this is going to hit yeah i'm fine with that i like that idea don't tell me yeah but he's saying that's why all these so you're advocating for these people's deaths that's what you're saying slow down this is a global cladicalism cataclysmic event right it would be global it would be close to it yeah yeah so just do it don't tell me yeah yeah how big is it um like 1300 feet wide or something like that like the size of the eiffel tower basically this says one to ten kilometers wide would cause would be large enough to cause a global effect a kilometer that's not the eiffel tower is not a kilometer is it look it up oh i'm just saying it'd be close if it's global like anyways three quarters of a mile is how tall the eiffel tower is that no way if they're not telling people i mean that is the smart move your government officials you have underground bunkers that you know you have certain people that are going to be classified enough to go in there cleared through and you're not going to tell anyone you're going to get rich quick you're going to secure everything that you possibly need and then they'll probably give us a you're going to secure everything that you possibly need and then they'll probably give us a day or two heads up that would be the worst day of my life because if they told us if they told us pirates if they told us now yeah that because it's supposed to hit um was it 2030 or i think 2030 i think that yeah a lot can happen in the next four years oh yeah there's no elections there's no nothing no one's care no yeah but i mean they're saying that's why all these billionaires are building their bunkers in like different places like new zealand hawaii all these different stuff but like um another scientist that has just become unalived is uh amy eskridge yeah and this one this is where it starts getting like i guess like a little you kind of just have to stop for a second and be like why is all the news talking about this now i'm gonna let you finish your what you got cocked up but i got some stuff i watched some videos from amy eskridge so amy eskridge a young american researcher she was 34 years old she unalived herself that's what they say she's one of the 11 she's one of the 11 um she uh worked on anti-gravity propulsion yeah propulsion and she apparently had some major breakthroughs she started her own institution called the institute for exotic science and she apparently made this major breakthrough with anti-gravity and was on air and talked to multiple journalists saying my life is in danger i will never hurt myself if i hurt myself you know something happened to me and i saw this one video one time from her where she was like working on her computer this was a really weird one this room just kind of like i don't know man but like this is interesting she's typing and she's like they're scanning my hands right now to see what i'm typing and she's like look at my hand it's burnt and she's like i don't know and you could clearly see it was like a major sunburn on her hand well like with a satellite like with a laser or something she's like they they scan stuff like to see where my fingers are typing on the keyboard to see what i'm talking because she's like i'm not on wi-fi my nothing's hooked up to where they can know what i'm off grid yeah her research was unhackable where she was working so she was saying they were using some scan to get at her keystrokes and it's like who wants her dead america whatever agency whoever's trying to control propulsion yeah but and then she like went over to the window and it looked like an x-ray of herself on the window so she's like yeah you see they but they're scanning me sitting at my computer like she's like you can see my spine like you can see my brain that's really bad for you yeah she was pregnant well she's dead now they could just use that same laser turn it up a few degrees zap probably but yeah she was she was talking about all this like it's just weird how she and like i there's you can't really find anything on her about like what breakthrough she was about to go like yeah talk about and whatnot the way she talked it seemed a little kooky a little conspiracy like how she was talking but put yourself in that position though her father too her father was a propulsion engineer at nasa well so she obviously had some credibility right i would say has he passed away no and in fact he's like everyone stopped looking into this as a conspiracy oh he said she was in a lot of pain and she's gone now so just stop looking into it oh man i don't know did you see legit jobs didn't she yeah yeah i mean like there's some yeah i don't know that's weird man it almost feels like something nefarious is going on with all of the other accounts and then they put something that's easily dismissible it's not easily dismissed right but it seems extra yeah because like in that clip you're referencing where she's typing you see your hands did you notice what was all over the background but in the room no there's like there's like a thing of tito's next to the computer there's like a bottle of there's like champagne or wine on the ground interview too where she was clearly intoxicated so like they're making her seem to be yeah yeah you know whatever easily to easy to dismiss yeah it wasn't us it was these crazy people crazy people yeah it's weird but then there's another guy apparently there was this past week which it's like there's a thing what is it called it's like the um um pattern recognition so it's like you can look at it like that like well it's probably just now we're looking at scientists that are going missing when in fact they go missing and die every day it's like well i don't know because it seems like there's but they're a connection they were all connected or no in some in some way fashion in the same area field i see yeah so it could be pattern recognition could not be but this one guy they're they're throwing him in the mix too um and this is very sad his name is james uh mofat mafat i don't know how to say it um my last name mofat but he was a uh engineer for nasa and propulsion a pilot he worked on the the space shuttles the international space station this past week he was flying with him his wife and his two sons son was And also an engineer Dunzo Gone Awful And so it's like It's just weird Yeah it makes you wonder If there is something malicious happening Is it one big organization That's taking all these people out Or is it just a mixture of a lot of people That want a lot of secrets kept And it's all now just getting wonky And now people are putting the dots together Or is it completely random And things are just happening And now we're connecting dots Jesse Michaels broke down General McAff Was it McAff? I don't know No no no that was the astronomer guy The general that we talked about A week ago or whatever McAslin That went missing My memory is crap dude But talked about his credentials and stuff He was I mean if you want to talk about a person That knows every single Classified information About UFOs Secret weapon programs He was at the top of it all He knew everything And Jesse Michaels made the point Was it? William Neal McAslin And it's like This just doesn't happen This guy just doesn't You don't just go missing There's something behind it He's the one who went for a hike and disappeared Yes I remember But he took his gun Yeah that Is so suspect He left his phone His wallet His glasses Yeah Just took his gun And hiking boots He oversaw the Air Force Research Laboratory And oversaw AFRL The funding for the RISA's project On the AFRL Wright-Patterson AFB Yeah so Wright-Patterson But his wife She's obviously She also worked at I think Wright-Patterson Or she was in the Navy or Air Force Or something like that And she did this Facebook post Where she was like Like we're still looking for him She's like He didn't know about the ET bodies Like in fact You know what I bet you he was actually taken up by the mothership Of an alien And she's like But I haven't seen any alien It's like it was this weird And it kind of sounded like Everyone stopped making up these conspiracies It's not about aliens Oh like she was being silly Yeah but it was just a weird thing to say Yeah I don't know But the White House Has apparently taken this very seriously Do you think they are? Or do you think it's just a thing To like get a little cred Amongst the internet conspiracy people Because I think that's how our current administration Gets things done Yeah I think yeah It's all Everything is PR with this guy Like have you seen the Joe Rogan stuff? Yeah I did see How is that like a priority right now? That's what I'm not understanding Yeah it's crazy Here's the thing Actually no Finish where we're at I don't want to talk about that Because I think it's weird Yeah Well I mean yeah So the FBI The White House They said that they're looking into it The FBI They're trying to look for all connections They said it's It's pretty serious stuff They're trying to identify any common patterns Determine if there's foreign involvement Or national security risk And what was What did Trump He said He's like What was this quote that he said? Oh They're like Is this Random Or is it coincidence? And President Trump said I hope it's not random Or I hope it's random Hopefully Coincidence That's what he said Sobo Yeah Oh random No Or I don't I forget what they asked But he said I hope it's random Hopefully coincidence Yeah I think that he's implying Because I My dad was talking about it And he is He Surprisingly for the person that he is Is very non-conspiracy I would say And he He's like Oh it's definitely China That's what he thinks And that is a theory Yeah I don't think it's our own government And if that's the case though You think they would be Fighting harder To get this information out there Yeah And truly start looking into it Well there's a Kind of like the history repeats itself a little bit Jesse Michaels on that video Goes back to The secret program that the MI6 was doing In the UK MI6 I think with the CIA But it was a Basically like a weapons program That these scientists were working on And then all of a sudden One by one These scientists were dying Or going missing In the craziest of ways Really But not being investigated Like one this is really graphic But this one scientist It was ruled a I'm sorry Because he tied a rope to a tree Then tied the rope around his neck And drove So it completely Yeah And they're like Yeah that was just It's Self-induced And it's like But then one like Like jumped off a bridge I mean the way that these Scientists died was just like This can't be just like These scientists working for this one organization Are just all offing themselves like this No yeah Unless they learned something absolutely horrific Yeah so they're saying either Was the MI6 involved Of like we get We can't let this like leak out Or was it like the Soviet Russians at that time Were going in and Getting them Awful awful awful You know you put yourself in their shoes If you found Stuff that would make you want Just to take your own life like that You think you would want to share it first Share the information Yeah Then go ahead with your plan Yeah that's I suppose I don't know all the circumstances With those gentlemen But it's like Were the people that we're talking about The 11 people that went missing And the ones that were Self-induced Did they write anything? Was there any literature Or anything that No All that I've seen is like The girl I already forget her name But her being like I definitely Am Good in my head And not Intending on self-harm Yeah that's weird man There's also A real Well weird one too That he talked about was This mother who I believe Worked at Los Alamos Her and her husband worked at Los Alamos I believe it was Los Alamos But she like She went in And she was with her husband And she scanned her badge And she's like Oh I forgot something I'm just gonna Go home Or I'm gonna bring Our daughter lunch or whatever Their daughter was older And he's like okay And so she left She went and dropped off lunch To her daughter And then vanished And then her daughter came home Her phone Her personal phone And work phone Were on the table Her wallet All the cash Was on the table Both her phones were Factory reset Oh my gosh Just like this other guy Yeah And then But they caught Video camera footage Of her just walking With a backpack And she was like Down the interstate And then there was a blue truck And then she was never seen again Dude This time It seems like MK Ultra type of stuff Where they like Program you to do certain things And then when they call When they snap their fingers You snap And you black out And you just don't remember anything Well that's what they're saying About the killer of Carl The astrologer Astronomer Whatever he is Does the guy have any recollection Of shooting him Or anything like that Like it was intentional I don't know There's literally nothing I could find on like His testimony On why he did it Just weird stuff And it feels like a movie Yeah It's like What was the thing Where she was talking about She like had designations It was like P57 Or Yeah P50 Yeah the scene That's when I hear that stuff I'm like Okay she just sounded A little kooky Yeah did you hear about this Lil What So she was like saying That she Did she have encounters With these No she's saying They The research The researcher Like yeah So they They encountered These individuals They identify them As like P47 Or P47 P52 Yeah and it Something like that But I forget what the P stood for It's But it's It's like future Yes Or no it's for the past Cause They're going To the past By that amount of time So they're from The future There's a cataclysmic event And they come back And they're trying to do something But so she died And then It seems crazy Like I'm not saying The 47 stood for 47 47,000 years in the future I thought it was just 47 No 47,000 Whoa And that's why I'm like Okay Like This is Okay I thought it was Think about Think about that It's a cool movie idea Where it's like They're from the future And they go Back in time To try to advance civilization Because when they go back To their current time They'll be that much More advanced Yeah Yeah That makes sense Okay Get on it boys Make a movie Steven Spielberg Come on I think I think it's I It feels to me like Cause like we're in the first world Right And It feels like this stuff Shouldn't happen Or isn't happening It's It's It's not like Really a part of our reality Even as we talk about it It's just like Something happening out there But Throughout history People have offed people For their own power Yeah Or gain or ambition So it's like We know that That crap happens But the easiest way to dismiss it Is like Mix in some crazy Yeah And then no There's just some wackos that It's just weird that This is all happening And then you got Congressman Tim Burchett Saying like This stuff that Would come out Would Basically Flip society on its head Yeah and that's okay We'll just keep it in Yeah well it's just like Well he's saying that They know about something Yeah That would Alter people's Mindset On Reality itself Yeah Does Tim want it to come out Or are you saying no Okay Cause he's like Cause one of the things He said was like Well this would This is anti-Christian That they're saying This is anti-Christian We can't release this And he's like No it's not Do you think Like the Sam Altman stuff Could be related Have you seen the stuff Where they're talking about People are claiming he's said that there are portals that are open. with the use of AI intentionally, like summoning demons? I saw something like that. I keep seeing it. I need to dive into it. I think that he's just being silly. I think that he's playing into it big time. I think it's so funny that even Tim Dillon made a thing about it where he was like, did you see that Peter Thiel is doing a seminar on the Antichrist, the Antichrist is giving a seminar on the Antichrist. These big guys, they just play into it. But that's also the best way to diminish something that's really happening. Yeah. Well, they're giving us paralysis. I mean, like the list comes out, aliens are real. Our government is paying psyops to make these huge, you know, violent demonstrations in our country. And it's like, what do we do about it? Doomsday. Avengers. Yeah, we talk about mob distraction. Yeah, we just go to the movie theater. I just spend more money at Target. Part of the 13. This will be the last guy I talk about. This is also a weird and sad one. David Whitlock. He was a UFO researcher. So not like working with NASA or like, but a very famous UFO researcher. Okay. This is what he said. This happened this week. But this is what he said two days before he built himself. Oh, no. No. Every day that I have on earth is a gift and a blessing. And I'm very grateful for that because frankly, people are disappearing. Scientists are going missing. Now they're saying they're going to investigate this. The president himself is saying they're going to look into this and see if anything's going on. It's a little bit scary. I got to say, it's a little bit scary, but you guys knew that I might still show up, even though it was last minute and I've had a really rough week. Like, you know, that's kind of like every week, but somehow we keep on making it through all of this. I don't know, man. It's so hard to believe that our government would do this kind of thing. But also, but like, but in this way, like if you're going to make something believable, like cause an accident. It seems like it's like the whole Epstein, you know, the blank, you know, Mr. Guy didn't, you know, off himself. That was a huge meme for so long. And it's like, how are we? Are we that gullible? But here's the thing, too. It's like, I think they know that they can just get away with it. Yeah, they know we can't do anything. Because the emails were released. It had very important people on it. Yeah. Yeah. With really terrible, satanic, ritual abuse stuff on it. No repercussions. Nothing. Yeah. Nothing. And they're like, look it, we can get away with anything. But then like Trump is like, it's a hoax. All of it's a lie. And then Melania is like, I demand that the president. Did you see this clip? Melania is like, I demand that the president investigate the list to, for support of the victims. She said the president? Or whatever, this administration. And it's like, oh, you mean you? I didn't see that. No. It was weird timing. A lot of people were really thrown off that she just came out there. Like, no one's asking questions about her or anything like that. But then she comes out and does that. And it makes me think, I'm just going down this rabbit trail that like, what if an asteroid does hit? And like, they do know something we don't know. I mean, Trump's line of, this will be the last time you ever have to vote. Oh, gosh. It's like, I never thought about that. Yeah. I mean, especially if they've made a deal and it's like, and they pass on this administration and like, I don't know, man. This is all so doomy. Didn't he really say that? Yeah. He literally said that during this campaign. And people are saying, well, the context was like. It's the last time you have to vote. They're saying this is the last time you have to vote for him. Because like. Oh. But it's the way he said it was just like, what do you mean the last time we have to vote? No. Yeah. The way he said it, it was like, it would be the last election, presidential election. This is kind of getting into like a, I don't know if we can talk. We're trying to avoid trigger words on this podcast. We're doing a very bad job. We did okay for a couple of weeks. Everyone who's listening. And then last episode, we talked about something two episodes ago. We talked about a pretty heavy subject for a long time. And then we saw that. Yeah. Like the effects. Yeah. So we'll talk crazy. We'll dive more into this on Patreon. There's one thing I really want to talk about that is actually pretty insane regarding everything that's happening right now and like why a certain president would be doing the things that he's doing. And we're not saying that to trick you to join or spend money to go to Patreon or YouTube, but it's like we legitimately can't say certain things because they're censoring our freedom of speech, which is crazy. Which is crazy. Which is crazy. Which is crazy. 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So he's like practicing an owl call, similar to what I do to, you know, potentially take off my neighbors. He's going out and it started out as a curiosity and he began to do it night after night. They're talking back. And so it becomes his routine. I'm going to have a conversation with this owl. It went on for months, listening to replies, documenting what he thought were patterns. Some calls were consistent enough. He thought he was interacting with them. Eventually, the truth came out. His wife discovered that the neighbor had also been making owl noises from his own garden. And for months, the two men had been talking to each other. So funny. Oh my word. That's amazing. That is so funny. Honey, the owl's back. All right. And since I completely ripped that story, shout out to fact on Instagram. That's so funny. That's great. No, it's also funny. It's question, question, question, question, question. Slow down, everybody. Slow down. Question. Would you rather be tortured for 15 hours straight or learn a new board game with any people, with other people that know the board game already? 15 hours. You said 15 hours? Yeah. What's the torture? This makes me so mad. This question makes me so mad. Why? I choose the board game because it's fun. Board games are fun. There's nothing worse than like going over to someone's house to chill. Maybe there's a game on. And then someone's like, I got apples to apples. And everyone there has already played it. You're the only one that doesn't know how to play. I've left so many hangouts because apples to apples popped out. Okay. Here's my real question. That's a lame game. I love apples to apples. I haven't even tried. We need to talk about this a little bit more. Board games. Yes, they should not be brought out in the middle hangout where they're not expecting board games yeah board games should only be invited and brought out when you've invited people who want to play like a game night yeah yeah like i'm expecting but then there's people that show up to game nights who don't listen to the instructions and don't care yeah that's and that's crazy to me that's there's nothing more irritating than that right there yeah i love playing board games i like playing board games and when people commit to it like i want to learn this game let's do it it's fun like i was alan and chelsea came over one time they taught us how to play settles of katan i was like i don't know if i can get this game i got into it one of the best games ever i've never played it but people that play katan katan love it yeah whatever i think i'm too competitive alan's having a baby it's perfect announcement but i have to be like it has to be that serious where like everybody's like i will stay here until five in the morning to finish the game like i'll play poker that way yeah but if it's like one of those some people care some people don't the rules are bending i'm too like it just aggravates me too much to enjoy it i i want i want to find a group of josh i'm talking um a group of friends a large like 10 people that just like love board games next weekend i'm having a date night with a couple who literally our only thing is we're going over there we're doing meat on the barbecue and we're sitting down and we're solving a crime one of those crime board games oh this is so fun that's the only thing we're doing does kelsey know no yeah of course she does i used to love board games why don't you need more trauma they're so fun they're literally one of the greatest joys of my life and i don't get it was my joy too what happened my dad he took away that joy why he didn't let you win does he get angry he got mean yeah yeah i had an uncle like that and it was brutal we were playing as kids we were playing sorry you're like dad come play come play sorry come on he's like no i don't like board games and my mom steve come on come play with the kids yeah comes down he's like all right i'll play i'm just playing and he's getting really into it and we're just kind of like oh yeah this isn't so funny anymore and like he was like he's poking he's like oh are you sad you're sad that you didn't get that and you're like what's going on yeah and then like boom sorry never want to play a board game after that yeah that's tough yeah that's tough you remember and he wasn't sorry yeah he was that was a sarcastic one yeah if you're watching this is why i'm in therapy he's not watching no he's not watching do you remember what does he gets it you remember the alien game oh yeah we played during covid very fun we played that almost every night i know covid was awesome dude covid was it was awesome covid lockdown the best okay here's my real question would you rather constantly leave a trail of slime behind you like a snail wherever you move and the only way you get a break from your slime is if you hold a stranger's pinky for three seconds how long of a break it's only okay okay cool cool cool so you but you have to find a stranger to hold their pinky for three seconds unexplained and unannounced you just grab them by the pinky six hours okay and it's only three seconds yeah yeah um or would you rather have salt water spout out of the top of your head like a dolphin constantly and then your break your six hour break is if you have lingering eye contact three seconds with a stranger and say you look just like my grandma the pinky thing the slime who's picking up after your slime oh man i'll pick my own slime up the the holding grabbing someone's pinky that's the easiest thing to do like can i see your hand real quick yeah yeah thanks you don't think socially you would have a problem with that eye contact for sure i can't do that let's think about this so this is four strangers a day if you're wanting a constant break yes if you sleep for more than six hours you wake up either completely drenched in water constant like your house is flooding outdoor doors every single night at midnight yeah that's the that's the commitment that's the commitment genius and they just put in the fridge and that's lunch next day i mean because like when you're when you're at home you're kind of it's got to be stressful because you know your neighbors they're not strangers you have to go out and seek a stranger yeah just get a sketchy like airbnb rv in my backyard i think the water is more useful i'll do water that's what i was saying because i was thinking about the cleaning benefits of it being salt water and salt water is good for cleaning you can't work on electronics you can't be in your car i'm typing it's gonna rust i'm gonna time this out so i don't i only use it as convenient times down here in florida they have salt water pools i could literally make this a business true i'm just sitting there while scrolling on my doom scrolling on my phone just filling up a pool you don't want slime in your house all right you can make it fun you can you have the kids like slip and slide on it you ever seen flubber love flubber actually you never seen flubber i borrowed it from blockbuster one time and i never ended up watching it's one of the best it's such a fun like as a as a kid watching that movie is the best your imagination williams i brought i saw the cover they always had it on display at our blockbuster oh it's the even when it was old they had it on display at our blockbuster and it's like one of the first introductions to ai oh that's true yeah yeah do you remember the opening scene the egg like making breakfast like the big machine that he had yeah it's so cool it's one of the best so good would our girls like it oh yeah oh they'd love it are they old enough yeah yeah for sure wait here's what that beat there's that one scene oh the one scene yeah that that that one scene angel gotta real and you gotta show us a real no andrew andrew show us how to feel all right start out with the red cape red cape i don't know if i it's only 10 seconds long i don't know if i've showed you guys this one before you need audio when do i click it uh no no audio on uh the red cape all right ready three two one so we got a bullfighter which this stuff's crazy to me to be that close to you know apparent danger they've never heard oh how do you always see them earlier she clicks it so fast this next one needs audio that's crazy do you think you got gourd give me that look pretty straight on that white cold right there i mean that dude just got you could also do it make more sense if you did it i will have to edit some language but this is just the funniest uh well now they know there's language in it andrew yep all right ready three two one go perfect oh no oh no oh no oh that's terrifying you look like gang has gone there for a second hang on oh no oh no the panic oh my goodness watch watch what he starts doing dude none of y'all have a pop dude none of y'all have a pop dude none of y'all have a pop what are you what are you what are you get something to poke it bro none of get something to poke it bro none of get something to poke it bro none of these good old boys have a pocket these good old boys have a pocket these good old boys have a pocket knife knife knife oh still clip that's why hang on oh still clip that's why hang on oh still clip that's why hang on my god i thought that was gonna be funnier my god i thought that was gonna be funnier my god i thought that was gonna be funnier than what i almost killed you than what i almost killed you than what i almost killed you oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness that's so scary you know the panic that that's so scary you know the panic that that's so scary you know the panic that would set in would set in would set in yeah uh and speaking of jesse yeah uh and speaking of jesse yeah uh and speaking of jesse michaels i love jesse michaels i'm so michaels i love jesse michaels i'm so michaels i love jesse michaels i'm so excited to have him on our podcast one excited to have him on our podcast one excited to have him on our podcast one day i'm glad he's never day i'm glad he's never day i'm glad he's never throwing shade at us or anything for not throwing shade at us or anything for not throwing shade at us or anything for not he said he likes our pocket all right if he said he likes our pocket all right if he said he likes our pocket all right if it was our podcast dude pico just got it was our podcast dude pico just got it was our podcast dude pico just got another snake by the way dang another snake by the way dang another snake by the way dang she's a snake hunter bro she's a snake hunter bro she's a snake hunter bro my bad i just got it's crazy how dogs my bad i just got it's crazy how dogs my bad i just got it's crazy how dogs just instinctively know how to do that just instinctively know how to do that just instinctively know how to do that yeah it's like crazy frank and dutch yeah it's like crazy frank and dutch yeah it's like crazy frank and dutch both both both dude i used to work at a camp and we'd uh dude i used to work at a camp and we'd uh dude i used to work at a camp and we'd uh we'd every time we say lexi get it she we'd every time we say lexi get it she She would know there's a snake, and so she would just like, she would run all the way across the hill, and she would grab onto it, and she would shake it like crazy, but she'd let go. And so we're laughing. She's like shaking a copperhead, and she's going crazy shaking it, and then suddenly she'd swing it right toward us, putting us all in danger. Terrible. Are copperheads venomous to dogs? Yeah. To dogs? Yeah. And they were sick in it on it. Yeah. She's got bit several times, and she just got swolled up, and she's fine. Immune. She's tough, girl. She's a tough camp dog. She lived like 15 years. I urge everyone to go watch the new documentary. I think you have to rent it on Amazon, or you can find a site where you can do it for free. What? Those exist? I never that. But Amazon, it's like, I think like four bucks maybe, but it's Bob Lazar's documentary S4. That just came out, right? Yeah. Yeah. I watched it. I'm like, this is wild. Really? Crazy. Because they did everything. I think they made scales of the UFOs. They did everything like CGI kind of thing, where it's like everything that he experienced, they gave visuals to it. This is wild. This is really cool to watch. Awesome. But there's a couple things, and I'm just like, this is insane. but then he went on jesse michaels podcast and it's like a four-hour podcast holy moly and they talk about everything and i was just completely blown away by it but there's one there's a couple things that stuck out well one remember logan paul years ago he's like i there was this guy that had this ufo footage he off logan paul offered to buy it for a lot of money the guy's like no way he's like i do i don't want anyone to see this logan paul's like oh can i see it logan paul secretly records it he's a punk what do we expect what do we expect and he never he probably never even paid that guy a million dollars no i don't know if it was a million it was something crazy stinking but i am appreciative of him filming this because he just released it no way jesse michaels podcast on that pack jake paul i mean logan paul did logan paul did because you logan paul just like me saw the s4 documentary and bob azar's describing this ufo when he goes out this is when he gets caught but like when he goes out brings his wife and his buddy and his wife out to the desert in nevada because he's like i know when the ufo is going to fly i saw the list of like the the flight dates yeah so he brought them out i think like three or four times he brought them out there and every time it was the disc but it was at night and like when it turns on it glows orange like it's like the plasma around it's like but it's completely silent and they said it's like it like it almost looks like he's on the ocean of like how it just rocks like this he's just doing this but of how it can jump it's just like like it's like it avoids there's like no gravity it's like it creates its own yeah time bubble but it glows orange and they showed it on the s4 of like what it what bob azar saw so they recreated it logan paul saw that that's exactly the video i recorded no way and so he showed it on the jesse michael podcast i'll send it to you guys yes yeah yeah sick but it's exactly like it and this ufo footage was apparently filmed in the nevada desert outside of area 51 and it's it's kind of hard to see um actually plug it in so we can hear it plug it in where'd you send it uh ninja oh it's still sending that's crazy though that he finally released it yeah all right ready i'm done we got it yet and they can't be mad about us showing stolen footage because it's still footage it's logan paul's footage that he stole from somebody else right three two one dashboard and you see something very clearly illuminating like so that's the dashboard that is being filmed they're like hunkered underneath the car it's glowing above the car like i i think it's out there like i don't know what it is maybe we should go out and and they're like they're like kind of scared then something appears just beyond the glass holy moly it looks exactly like what they made in the documentary s4 really the craft is hovering extremely close to the car it's orange and slightly wobbling or undulating in place as if it's on a wave you can hear the two guys whispering i think it's pretty much it that don't look like no spaceship to me but if you explain if you were to see the s4 but also people that talk about they see these orbs typically they describe them as like orange or green or blue or whatever yeah but orange is in the mix of orbs that they see and you're in the middle of the night and you see that thing flowing above you don't think that's a spacecraft or something and your whole dashboard lights up in your car you think that's just a normal thing that's crazy there's something more to that but i'm like that and then bob was always like yeah that's exactly he's like i think that's exactly the craft that we were working so the underside of it is all illuminated or the whole thing is it glows yeah the whole thing glows orange leds but there's this one thing that i can't stop thinking about since i've watched this in the documentary and they talk a little bit about it on the podcast out of this craft they took the device that would create the anti-gravity effect so it's like this disc this like a sphere half a sphere thing on this metal box those attached to like an alternator and then like this tube looking thing and the scientist if you spin this tube slightly that half the sphere that's on the table you can't put your hands on it if he said it's like a magnet that repels anything he says it's just like this elastic force that you can't touch it it's creating like this anti-gravity but on the end of this tube they did this experiment where he's like watch this he told bob check this out gets a candle lights it on fire puts it in the path of the hollow part of the tube spins it slightly the flames doing this and stay still the flames not moving at all that's wild what is that about guys like check this out removes the candle where the light was is just a dark void he said the best way to get started was like a little black hole there was nothing there yeah and he said and then then we did an experiment where we put a watch in it like a ticking watch boom stop working stop moving they put it into the black hole no they put it into the path yeah so get rid of the candle they put it in the path of this tube clock stops running as soon as they take it out starts running again and bob lazar is under the impression he's like everyone's talking about anti-gravity anti-gravity he's like i think it's a completely different force that no one has ever discovered or talked about it's like some sort of manipulation of time but it's a force he's like all we know is gravity in no gravity but he's like i really believe it's something different yeah it's gotta be what do you think it is josh i think it's just some sort of manipulation on time yeah because if you think about these ufos and stuff where he talks about it looks like it just skips it's like they can almost jump through time i don't know it's weird man that would be the next step if you were to change and manipulate and if you're like to go down the weird rabbit hole of like well are they like fallen angels or demons or whatever it's like they are technically eternal beings and like do they have some sort of capacity to where they can like it's a dimensional thing this sounds so wacky but like are they able to achi do they know of this force that that exists in this different realm or dimension that affects time and can they make it into a machine to where they can in fact come in and out that's its fuel yeah yeah interesting i don't know but you guys should watch it it's very fast you're gonna have to now yeah and i fully believe babas are like there's there's a while where i'm just like i don't know it kind of just seems like he's just i don't know it makes you wonder though like like why are these scientists going missing and end up dying but then you have people like like bob lazar that are releasing so many crazy secrets i don't wish any ill will toward the guy at all like obviously it's awesome what he's doing it's like talked about the things that he knew yeah but he didn't make any like insane breakthroughs he's just like yeah i worked at s4 a highly classified facility where he was on a ufo he was just a witness it's possible that the stuff that he's talking about is so dated compared to what the elites have that it doesn't make any sense to me it doesn't matter to them that he is sharing that's obsolete knowledge almost yeah but the craziest thing too has how i mean just like so much proof to validate like he talked about that they use this this thing it ran off of um element 115 and people like that doesn't even exist that's not even an element turns out it is in fact an element it was just undiscovered and so he was talking about this is what we used element 115 to power this thing and it took until like maybe a couple of years ago they're like i don't even know how many years ago but i'm like i don't even know how many years ago the element 115 does in fact exist it's crazy very cool yeah that sphere didn't look like that did it no no it was a it was a full ufo i'm talking about the the oh no okay no it was like a half dome kind of thing gotcha pink red ball it's peach sugar free what is that this is the one they found uh in florida there's a family um or they call this the bets uh sphere or basically they were there was a brush fire on their property in florida they go out there they're putting out the fire and they find this metal sphere it's like almost perfect there's like not mars there's no like welding marks it's just a perfect sphere and the field was on fire like that was weird so they take it home like it's it's cooled down um and then they they set it somewhere in their house and it begins pinging like metallic like pings and they're like what the heck and then it started rolling but like not in a way that made sense with like it was an old house like a lot of the naysayers like i was just on level and it was rolling they were like it was like changing directions on its own and so is is that something to be said they've like studied it they're like yeah it's just a metal ball but they were like well then tell me why was it vibrating why was it moving like it was doing things that didn't make sense to them apparently in the area there's another company um that like at a chemical plant like it's a valve they there's a really similar sized metal sphere and then shortly after this one discovered they were like oh no it's one of these i just found one in my field and so the naysayers will say you know there's nothing to it the dude just found a metal ball and is claiming he's trying to like ride the alien hype but then it's weird that like like how many people are finding like the same metal ball in their yeah field it feels like someone else was like nope this is all it is just to put the story away yeah yeah so like you can go and find the same metal ball in their field it feels like someone else was like nope this is all it is just to put the story away yeah so like you can decide where you want to be on that but it's weird nothing like they didn't test it or anything they said it was just a stainless sphere but the fact that it was rolling i mean the dude it's like the boob sphere yeah the dude died on that hill he was like i'm telling not literally no no no no no no he was like he's like i'm telling you it moved like like i would want to disappear from being known if they did a scan you know like yeah like that's that's the thing to me is if like is if you knew it was a bearing you're not going come test it that's a giant bearing well um they exist they exist like they really do for this like chemical plant valve it's like a pressure thing but like i would come up with some reason to never let you scan that thing because i know as soon as you scan it you know they were like what is it and so they scanned it and they continued to propagate the alien story but yeah that's right in florida as soon as you said that it started moving i thought of the iron giant so maybe it's probably the iron giant dude that'd be cool from something underrated all the metal starts moving towards it yeah yeah that's weird i don't know but that is something if they did a live action iron giant life would be complete i love the iron giant all men should fund that they're trying to get people on board with ai yeah they made that ai trailer and it was so good very good oh i want it i got the vhs when i was little where it had the toy action figure in the vhs have you seen that so cool iron giant yes okay the mom's jennifer aniston i didn't realize that until i was in a way uh yeah and the the boys adam sandler yep is he really no um no no relax everybody speaking of iron giant yeah there's this phenomena phenomena where i just learned about apparently it's been happening since people started smoking dmt oh but the good old days it's possible these people report out of the dmt realm oh yeah yeah yeah yeah pardon what do you mean like they smoke it they can't go they can't access it not only can they not access it but the creatures the entities in there which they refer to them as machine elves yeah that's what the this guy uh terence mckenna but he was apparently a huge dmt researcher and he started referring to him as machine elves but it's the entities that live within the dmt realm but these people they go in and these machine elves are like get out you're no longer allowed in here why they don't know no explanation yeah and it's like people are like well because you got to respect the realm you got to be all right over that but these these machine elves are like mean about it they're like get out you're not allowed in here in fact your soul is damned forever oh yeah i mean this is like a this like like an evil like get out and so these people talk about like they can go in in this realm that it feels like for thousands of years they're in this realm just like learning from these machine elves and it's like but when they go back in these machine elves are like mean to them nodding them back in and it's like they're in the waiting room for just a couple minutes and they're out super weird yeah i watched a video where a dude was like no matter how much i do he was like i i can't get back it does nothing anymore yeah how about don't do that stuff maybe yeah maybe don't do the dmt realm hey maybe be cool yeah you get you get invited to the dmt realm be cool about it it's like you invite your buddies to the club and one goes a little out of control and has to get kicked out and the bouncer won't let him in anymore yeah it makes total sense that we have those rules on earth we have those rules in the dmt universe chill out just be cool be cool man i just got i just got we just got in hey what are you doing back here and stay out that's crazy dude imagine bouncers getting kicked out like that's crazy dude imagine bouncers getting kicked out like that's crazy dude imagine being kicked out like that's crazy dude imagine being kicked out like that's crazy dude imagine like not being cool enough to get into the dmt realm does everybody have a universal experience like everyone knows what these machine elves are yeah they that and that's the weird thing about dmt that these experiments it's that these people all see the same entities i've talked i've talked to somebody who's who's done it they're like yeah they're like they're like or they experience like the crystal creatures yeah and there's different types of creatures there's like light there's like the snake and there's that's what uh hancock experiences the graham hancock but he does i don't ayahuasca um that's yeah that's how yeah and then there's the machine elves there's just a bunch of different creatures that everyone sees and it's like that's not a coincidence when i had my ketamine trip i saw lots of different it was the same creature but lots of different things happening to that creature hey at least you were allowed in at least your name was on the list she's cool yeah yeah she's cool she's cool in her head yeah my friend knows her she's on that you're on the pot yeah she's on that pot yeah i showed you that real one time we got a lot of stuff to show you come with us who's this here we go the person i'm surprised josh your little uh you know like chauffeur through the ketamine trip was allowed in that's good i know it was good dude somebody's high watching this podcast and trip dude i have like after that experience i have a phobia of taking anything like if i if i get a drug at a hospital or something like that i'm scared yeah how many milligrams is a cyproprofen i can't go back man i can't go back speaking of machine elves do you i need to hear what you have to say about power rangers wait when i want to go back we never talked about joe rogan though too oh yeah yeah what was and that's a good the way what is the what they passed that law for the dmt all that stuff for veterans to use for medical use is it dmt dmt was part of that okay so using basically psychoactive drugs for the sake of helping people like break addiction or things like ptsd and a bunch of like former military people had exhausted american medical resources were going to this clinic in mexico and like not becoming addicts not doing anything crazy apparently the trip that you go on when you go there is like like you have to have a decent heart because like it's physically demanding like it's not like a fun euphoric experience where you like get healed it's like woodstock yeah it's a it's a brutal experience anyways i'm i'm i don't know the science i'm not like saying it it in itself is a bad thing what's crazy to me is that rogan can shoot trump a text and say hey this is helping a bunch of my friends you could look into it and then trump the next day is like well what do you want you want fda approval he's like yeah that'd be great he goes you got it i know and i'm like hold on like you know that could mean we're gonna begin the research but to already do a press release talking about it it's like you didn't fast forward it's like you didn't fast forward it it's like you didn't fast forward it you didn't fast track that research like the research can't be done so you shouldn't be talking about it yet and i'm not saying the research doesn't exist but if it did exist why was it buried for so long yeah so there's just either way you look at it it's nuts how it's happening it's a conflicting issue for me because it's like i have heard stories of like people like veterans especially having severe ptsd anxiety depression doing ayahuasca dmt all that stuff in like literally it's gone like they no longer suffer from ptsd but i'm like scary yeah like is that demonic i mean it's just like i it's i don't know maybe we just treat our he was you know veterans better yeah maybe we make that a priority maybe we stop going to war and stuff no oh you're you were injured for fighting for our country sorry we can't pay anything but you can smoke dmt now it's free there you go buddy get out there they kicked me out dang it there was another drug that they were referencing i just can't remember what it is magic being cool enough to be in the marines but you're not cool enough to go to the dmt club get out yeah is that it get out of your jar head we're pacifists we don't believe in war wait which side did you fight for wrong time get out dude you want to hear a fast one about the draft true story hit me yeah dude 1970s two brothers signed up for a fake uh signed up a fake boy for a free birthday ice cream club because you know get your birthday in and get free ice cream um years later in 84 the same fictional name had to be their address right you get your coupon the same fictional name received a selective service draft registration notice and the government was illegally acquiring mailing lists and data from other businesses and so they had drafted a ton of people off of stuff like ice cream clubs oh my goodness and so this is what exposed it and they had to redact a bunch of people but this is literally being sent to war that's crazy yeah off an ice cream club just imagine imagine like you make you and taylor making one for timmy hooper whoever's buried in the hill and then getting the draft for timmy hooper timmy has to go to war he's buried in the backyard sorry he's dead my dad killed him is that not that's history photographed that's the ig account that posted that dang all right power rangers speaking of history are we ready to dive into the dark side of power rangers oh gosh you know what's to be a power ranger ruin your childhood dreams ruin him ruin it oh no it's gonna ruin it this is the curse of the power rangers are you ready for this you all right so power rangers started in 1993 all right by a guy named haim saban haim saban so he was over in japan and he saw this show where these guys dressed up in really cool costumes were doing crazy martial arts fighting off these intergalactic evil villains and he's like man i really would love to make this into an american tv show so what he did he bought all the footage that japan's show did and said what we'll do is we'll create uh we'll cut everything uh like half of like the stuff that like is like you know people driving on the wrong side of the road yeah any type of japan architecture anything like that that got it down to like 15 minutes they needed a 30 minute show and so what they did they said okay so we'll have we'll keep the fight scenes because they're in costumes all we need to do is film people outside their costumes so that's what the big casting call was and we're you know we're going to pitch this idea no one believed in the show whatsoever everyone's like this isn't even going to make it another season so just enjoy it for what it is so we went out and he casted a bunch of people and they got uh literally everyone and the the pilot episode right pilot episode you have young teenage i mean teenage looking kids who come up for the show they don't know anything and they have them sign a contract there's no agents back of the day we're working late at night so these kids had the choice do i want to sign this contract or not they signed the contract 750 an episode it was like 400 after taxes per episode they were getting ripped off they were filming 10 to 14 hours a day and they were doing their own stunts for the first season wow yeah so they had to train go through it and they have told a story when they went out to the desert to go film and they were like oh my god i'm gonna go to the desert to go film a shot one of the people um uh in the uh it was like he was like a wetsuit and a mask and everything he was one of the villains passes out in heat stroke starts like seizing and one of the directors says i will give someone a hundred dollars to wear that wetsuit put that mask on and finish the shoot the guy's laying there in his underwear seizing while they try to get an ambulance out there and they continue to film so right from the get-go yeah it was not great the yellow power power ranger uh audrey de beau um for the first for the um beginning episode she quits the next day right wow and they recast her as this lady who the first crime of power rangers if you don't count the guy seizing the first true crime of power rangers was they made the uh the black power ranger they cast the black guy and the yellow power ranger they cast as the asian woman the first true crime all right that was that was kind of crazy um but the first season everyone was doing their own first stunts it was a huge hit everyone loved it because not a lot of kids shows were like live action it was all cartoons yeah so this was like the first big live action one that really became a hit and they got in trouble because it was the most violent kids tv show ever put on tv leading to uh there was a um in norway a two boys this is really sad two boys on a playground killed a little girl oh my gosh doing the moves they had seen on tv on power rangers and so they had to start even get to the point where they're doing psa's before power rangers letting them know like this is you know what's real life and what's not and so this is like that was kind of a harsh thing but yet continued to skyrocket season two came around they became the biggest toy ever sold in the 90s 1.9 billion dollars in the 90s like bigger than bigger than literally anything and bigger than x-men all this stuff it was absolutely bonkers but they still the cast members in season two still weren't making any more money they kept it in the exact same thing they're using their likeness everything on all these toys no more money it's that contract huh the yellow ranger they're uh in front of all the um uh shareholders and everything they have a big thing they're go up they're supposed to make a speech you know talk about the show how great it is she goes off script and she just starts saying you know we deserve more money what are we doing loses it completely regrets it immediately they're fired they're immediately replaced except for um pink power ranger and one of the other original but other the other three or four completely were just kicked out so this is uh this is where the curse starts happening oh it hasn't started yet no this is i mean it obviously had a real rocky start but it was obviously super popular too so it's kind of one of those things um there's a list of things um there's a list of things that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening that are happening of people who have put on the power ranger costume and things have gone horribly horribly wrong for them recently in 2020 one of the power rangers he was one of the red ones austin saint john he commits a multi-million dollar conspiracy fraud in wire fraud completely gets busted ricardo medina this one is absolutely wild he uh he he was a red ranger as well the red ranger costume was doomed from the start that was my favorite yeah um he uh he left the power rangers and started like dog training apparently said he was a dog trainer got hired by a lady to come take care of the shelter wasn't doing his job she he was very combative everything like that she sent her brother over to go talk with him and take care of the dogs and stuff he gets out the red ranger guy ricardo medina kills her brother with a sword with a sword this is the guy that had his roots that's what i'm saying and in the show he did have a sword at one point and so like this dude was like full on like in his head i am a power ranger uh jason uh jason david frank he was the green power ranger remember him with the gold uh like a top on yeah uh this was the absolute biggest selling power ranger ever of all time like he was the biggest toy and his brother eric frank did five episodes as a power ranger as well after that there was a lot of jealousy things didn't go well ended up ending his own life super super super sad then twee the original yellow power ranger she's driving around with her friend one day without a seat belt buckle up kids gets in a wreck her friend gets ejected 35 feet out of the car through the triangle window in a car push through what's a triangle like the little tiny back window that's like behind the other big ones she gets ejected through that not paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of her life twee the yellow power ranger dies unfortunately the curse continues the man i know it's terrible uh the man played who played zordon like the bad guy like yeah yeah he died of a heart aneurysm at age 43 out of nowhere and jason frank the guy that played the green power ranger he left um but you know because he was just done with it but then there was a decline in views so they brought him back and they had a special reunion show which was like the most popular episode of all time when they had like 20 red rangers and stuff like that yeah and um he became the black power ranger he was like absolutely ginormous but he kind of got lost his brother you know died kill himself and it was super super sad and so he falls into depression he ends up committing suicide a terrible terrible thing but this whole documentary that i watched just breaks this whole down of how like it was like a huge phenomenon it was like beetle mania at this point like people loved the power rangers but behind it just darkness darkness darkness dude goodness gracious and this happened in 2022 when they're because they're still making movies and stuff believe it or not yeah but it's just still the power of the the curse the power rangers it's a real thing oh my gosh i still love them i know you got to believe in them you saved a video the other day of the pink power ranger yeah you have a crush on yeah that was like my first crush amy joe johnson she was just at the orlando comic-con go go power rangers how would you feel if we got her as a guest on the pod oh my gosh you cannot i just like you are so funny she didn't say anything what else tell me more make lily sit in this chair is it still yeah it was bully her lily the whole time what are we doing oh my gosh are you still here what's your name again oh man say morphin time for me One more time, please It's morphin' time It's morphin' time More like it's murder time The Curse of the Power Ranger, dude Dang That was a horrible story, Andy Hey, it's a true story The best kind of stories It's filled with tragedy, bro I got one more thing I want to talk about We got time All right Says who? There's one more thing Or should I save it for Patreon? Is it quick? Say it I can make it quick Say it All right You really shouldn't have brought up the Pink Power Ranger I listened to this podcast the other day On Conspiracy Theory Podcast Great podcast to listen to But they talked about this thing called the Twin Experiment Have you ever heard of this? This hidden twin experiment Oh, I've heard of this It's crazy Have you actually? I think so She needed to hear it a second time So in the 1960s to the 1970s There was a New York adoption agency Called the Louise Wise Services And what they did Is they wanted to run An experiment With these different psychologists Psychiatrists, whatever Where these In this orphanage There would be twins Sets of twins And then one set of triplets And their intention was To separate the twins And send them to different families And then every year Go check in on them To see Nature versus nurture Nature versus nurture Yeah But what they did So they separated these twins They didn't tell the parents They didn't tell the parents They didn't tell them That they had twins Or a twin brother Or in this one case Triplets Yeah But what they would do Is that they would send them to They would interview these families Get their IQs What they did for a living And separate the twins Basically off of A rich family Versus a poor family A religious family Versus a non-religious family Man And It basically came out Because there It was like These famous triplets Or whatever It was like this one guy He went to college And when he got on To campus They were like Oh my gosh It's so good to see you And they're all like All hugging and stuff And he's like What the heck And this one guy comes up And he's like Do you have a twin brother And he's like No And he's like Were you adopted And he's like yeah And he like went back And he called He's like I think this is your twin brother And so he called And when he answered It sounded just like him And he's like What the heck And so there's A news story put out About them Turns out Not just twins Triplets All looked identical All had very similar interests They ended up opening A restaurant together But they're like Wait a second Why were we all separated Yeah And so they went to Just like Trying to do this Investigative journalist Like bringing in All these people And it came out That this orphanage Was purposely Splitting up families For this experiment And so they're like Okay well It's been years now Because that was the 70s When this all came out A lot of these people Have died And they're like They're super old now All the people that ran it Are for sure Dead now But So they're like Can we see The results Of this Experiment That you had You cannot In fact It is being Locked up At the In this It's sealed at Yale University And will be released In 2065 I cannot wait For somebody to Do an expose On these Ivy League Universities And all the crap That they've done In fact Everybody should be in jail Right now Right now Splitting up Twins It's sad That is maniacal That's evil It's very sad How would these people How do you sleep at night Yeah it's terrible Imagine finding out That you were part of A science experiment And you got picked With the poor home Like you got put In a poor home Just because Like some sick Ivy League Just to see what happened Yeah just to see what happened Even as a parent You fall in love With this child That you adopted And you're like I could have Reared That's what all of them say They said like We would have adopted The twins We would have adopted The triplets This is terrible Like the parents Are super mad Oh I'd be devastated Yeah Have you seen the documentary About this No Three identical strangers Is the documentary It's really good Oh cool Yeah Out of this podcast though They This is not part of the experiment But this is just like A scenario of nature Versus nurture The wildest thing I've ever heard Okay tell me Is it like 20 Like total The James twins Okay So These identical twins Were separated at birth In Ohio In 1940 Adopted by Two different families Both families Named their baby James Wow Whoa Wait Without knowing The other one existed So they didn't know That they had a twin brother Um And These Brothers Didn't meet In life Until they're 39 years old Wow That's when they discover That they're twins Here's the similarities In their life Both Named James Um By their families Both had a childhood Dog Named Toy No way Both worked In law enforcement Both Had a hobby In woodworking Oh my gosh Both suffered From tension headaches Oh my gosh Both smoked The same brand Of cigarettes Wow Wait Both married A woman named Linda Shut up Right now Wait Both of them Divorced Linda Okay Both of them Remarried a woman Named Betty Shut up Right now That is so weird 100% real This is not fake And then Uh Both their Both of them Named their sons James Allen And James Allen With two L's What are we doing That's so bizarre That's crazy That is so bizarre That's crazy It's Winnie Yep How does that work I don't know There's something to it though Yeah Like my mom was adopted And She discovered through Like one of the Ancestry Type things She just Discovered a Biological brother And then like His daughters Like one of them Is like a competition Shooter And I was like Oh that's weird Like she's like Posting videos Like shooting guns And like I'm obsessed With bows And then there's a Hawaiian side of the family Filipino side Where like we don't have Like contact with them But like you know Social media exists now And I like pulled up And the dude is literally A pastor Surfing photographer Like he works in media And like surf And I'm like Dude this is like A freaking simulation Like the fact that like No contact with these people Yet our families are all like Become the same person It's weird Identical twins freak me out It's very very strange man Because they come from The same egg right Is that the thing I think so There's two different ways Yeah it gets split Like and then they don't know How it happens either Like they don't know How identical Like what causes it Because it could be the egg And then it literally Just like splits Yeah Or it can be Two separately Yeah they enter At the same time And then that's how You know like ones That don't look alike This is my Ignorance And there's probably Identical twins watching this But it's like Are they the same person The DNA is the same DNA Yeah I know but like Genetically yeah Could it be like I guess if you don't Believe in a soul What would you argue Yeah What would you argue Differences Maybe they're horcrux Wow The soul has been split Maybe they're half I don't believe that Mrs. Kaiser has twins I don't know if they're Identical or paternal They have to vote together though Because it doesn't count Yeah Like they only count As half a vote Yeah What does it mean That I absorbed my twin In the womb Apparently for a moment I had a twin You're a murderer But it also reminds me Like of We've talked about it before But Bruce and Michael Buffer Yeah yeah The announcers Remember that That didn't know They had a brother Until they got older And they both ended up Becoming the best At what they do Announcing In combat sports And having catchphrases And it's like That's super weird Until they didn't realize Until like 30 or 40 Like that's crazy Yeah That's nuts Even just siblings Are 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