191 - Knights Templar Legend, Rogue Anthropic AI, & The CIA Ghost Murmur

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And I said, "Do you know how easy that is to do?" - Yeah, they go to Orlando. - It's literally in Okeechobee, yeah. - Oh yeah, that'd be easy. That'd be fun. - Yeah, dude. - What's the next one? - They do it every year, right? - Yeah. - I think it's, usually it's like in the fall, like a back to school kind of thing, right? - I mean, it just came back. So that's, we'll see what it does, if it keeps going. - Warped Tour 2026, who's on the lineup? - Hey guys, stop what you're doing right now and make sure to comment on this video, like it and share it if possible, because everyone's gonna love it. Every week, we are choosing one winner to give away Ninja merch. We've already done like four or five by now. - Yes, we have. - Some people have already gotten their boxes of merches and they're super stoked. So you guys have a chance to win. All you gotta do is comment. - All they have to do is comment? - Like, you have to be subscribed too. We will check that. - Yeah, we're gonna back it up. - And that's all you gotta do. And you guys get a free gift. We're choosing one person a week, so. - Comment now. - Look at what someone made us. - That's so sick. - Wow. - Wow. - A couple. - Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. - Wow, those are cool. - So we have weapons. - And then he also made arrowheads. - Arrowheads. - I should try to kill something with one. - Look at these, look at these. - Whoa, those are cool. What is it made out of? - Was it obsidian? - Obsidian, peacock obsidian and rainbow obsidian. Obsidian, more of like absurdly sharp. - Who is it? - It's Jacob, AKA Sasquatch. - Thank you, Jacob. - It blows my mind that like animals used to be harvested with points like that. - I know, Andy already broke one. - I don't, why would you say that on camera? - You stinker. - It fell two feet and it broke from the handle. I'm sorry, Jacob, now I feel bad. Yeah, I was like, oh, he's not mentioning it. Now I'm gonna stab you when you're at least expect it. - It would, it would. - Try to shave, try to shave something. - It just cuts through your cheek. - But it's so sharp, you don't even feel it. - That's cool. Thanks, man. - Thank you, Jacob. - Very cool. - Warped Tour is Jimmy World, which would be awesome. - I've actually seen them already and it was awesome. - New Found Glory, Dance Gavin Dance. Dude, I love Dance Gavin Dance. - Dance, dance. - And Papa Roach, Glass Draw. - Wow, Papa Roach. - Papa Roach. - Come on, my venture basis. - Isn't, didn't he like have a come to Jesus or something like that? - I don't know. - Hey everyone, look at Lily's new hair. - Oh, new haircut, who dis? - It looks good. - She cut it 'cause last week people were making fun of her for being Luigi. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There were so many comments that were like, "Wow, you got Luigi on here? How'd you get Luigi?" Oh my gosh. I did kind of look like Luigi, I thought it was funny. - Oh. - Pretty good, pretty good. You happy about it? - Oh, I'm so happy. - Is this the shortest you've had it for a long time? - This is the shortest I've had it since infancy. - Whoa. - Yeah. - Whoa. - I did a chop after Jane was born, but not this short. - Are you sure? - Yep. I'm positive. - Roll back the tapes. - Yeah, roll the tape. - Debbie Chin told me, Debbie Chin also told me at my appointment, she's like, "Can you write a script for whenever you'd share one of my ideas, because you need to do it better than how you presented it." - She's told a couple of Debbie Chin stories. - I know, Debbie Chin, I've never met her, but she's a huge part of Ninja's lore now. - She's epic, dude. - Well, she confronted Lily, she's like, "You're butchering all the stories I've told you." - Yeah, she just needs to come on herself, yeah. - She should have a battle of the chins. - She's like a Korean princess, Debbie Chin. - I'd win. Actually, Josh would win five months ago. - I would've, I would've. - No, don't put that picture up. - Unless we had a Chinese phone book around. - Oh. - They have a lot of chins in the Chinese phone book. - Oh. - Yeah. - Nice. - Yeah. - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. - Ugh. - I just felt that way about the meteor story that I told with the watchers, 'cause it was like, it was the guy that I, you know, was talking to. - Oh, yeah. - I was like, I sent them the reel and the clip that we did, and I was like, it's not gonna be as good, but we got the story across, so it's fine. - Your wife went skydiving. - Yesterday, 18,000 feet. - That's crazy. - She was incredible. She did awesome. - She's so cool. I watched a video, I made the girls watch a video. They were so excited about her. - She was a rock star. - Amazing. - Yeah, got a little motion sick after, which is weird. - Oh. - Like, it was like after she was on the ground, which is the opposite for me, like as soon as you, like when you're on the sea, or something. - Yeah. - And as soon as you get on the dock, you're like, oh, it's instantly gone. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's weird. - Not me. If I get motion sick, it lasts all day. - Yeah. - I got motion sick during the skydiving. - Really? - Yeah, I remember he was doing the little-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He froze up. - Oh, yeah. - Don't throw up on my chute, bro. - Is that really what he said? - Yeah, that's what he said. - Bro. - Yeah. Dude was drunk. - That's scary. - A drunk fat man, I jumped out of a plane with. - You did in Florida, what do you expect? - I think that makes your story more cool and more memorable. - For sure. - Yeah, I guess so. Someone just died skydiving, did you see that? - No. - Oh, no, I'm glad you didn't see it yesterday. - That's crazy. - Like, it was this past week. - Where? - I'm not sure. - Central Florida. - Yeah. - Okay. - No, but they jumped out, jumped out in a buckle, got stuck on the plane. - Oh, no. - And it apparently ripped it or something, and they. - Oh, my goodness, dude. - Splat? - Splat. - Splat. That's crazy. - Have you seen it on the military? - No. - What a way to go, though. I mean, if you're gonna go, you know that that's a risk. - I guess you just accept it, and you're just like, "Okay." - Yeah. - I bet you don't even feel anything, I bet it's just instant. - Oh, for sure. - It's the last hundred feet that are the most terrifying, probably, 'cause it just probably comes so fast. Everything else takes a while, you're like, "Oh, man." And then that last hundred feet, it's gotta be so scary. - You know what I just decided? I don't like talking about this at all. - You don't like talking about people falling to their death? What are you, you're just so weird. - Move on. - They say you're best, you have the best chances of surviving a free fall. Not water, obviously, 'cause you splat. But if you're in the mountain in this area, to try to find a slope. Like, you can kinda slow yourself down, guide yourself. You have a better chance of hittin' the slope. - Yeah. - But you'll probably die. - Well, we're in Florida, the flattest state in all of America, so we're doomed no matter what. - Just go for the water. - You could try Everest at Disney World. - Crazy. - Just grab Tinkerbell down the zipline. - Space Mountain. - Hit the Epcot ball. - So rigid. - Demi asked me, she's like, "How do you think they clean this ball every night?" And I was like, "I don't think they do, Demi." I don't think this ball has been cleaned It is pretty clean though It doesn't look dirty which is weird How do you keep that thing clean it's super white Yeah I mean maybe they just Consistency whenever it rains It just washes off pretty well but I don't know Whenever it rains it pours Hey that's what they say That's what I've heard that's what they said What if all the chemtrails Or the cloud seeding Has bleach in it so that they can Clean the Epcot ball I mean, yeah, honestly, that's worth it. Yeah, I would say that's worth it. I'd agree you in a song. Yes You gotta join in no, thanks Listen to this kid cry a song listen to this kid cry Laugh Get that kid in a theater now Man, that's so funny. I Saw a play about music puns this weekend. Oh, that's fun. It was a musical. Yeah, it was a play on words Don't make me sing Sing for me I'm an angel of music Come to the angel of music What is that? Sing for me Kelsey would love it. You think? Oh, yeah. I'll try it. We'll try it. What are you worried about? I don't like musicals that much Insolent soul the slave of passion basking in your glory Ignorant fool this brave young suitor sharing in my triumph I suppose I love it because whenever we listen, I made that up I Think about you and angel Do it again how he was always Christine we would watch it together angel. You'd love them. Oh, yeah We would watch it together like once a year. That's so funny when they worked in operation together They would play it like on Friday every Friday's we do the whole family of you could sound drag I could would have never guessed a million years. Even if you got me sing the whole thing. That's crazy You know of all the people when you did the theater kid video way back in the day Paige watched that and she was like for making fun of theater kids Pretty I was like he's kind of a theater kid No, Josh was the guy that was rejected by the theater like Lee he auditioned and he never got it. So now he's like his I'll show them And I'm gonna sing every week. I'll make everyone think it was Andrew's idea, but they're my song Mine you hear My creative expression who's ready have fun. All right song don't don't Under the white house down below What they build will never know All this things I'd undergo To get a glimpse just one time Could it is just a Nike store a corn maze to explore a Bunker made for war Your guess as good as mine What are they hiding What could it be? I just want to see why am I frightened? We'll never know It was funded by the tech guys they're in love with a I never gonna know why Some things just aren't really fair Some kings don't like to share That was about the White House Bunker underneath Wow you guys that was really What happened what happened I don't know what happened? We just need to stop this segment What do you guys think audience? Trying to get on this level I couldn't get that Oh I tried to come in and help like in my head bounce my voice up and I was like I'm lost some things just aren't really fair some kings don't like to share they try to write a song for you but they didn't get it through they ran out of words to sing oh lily looks like luigi joshy has to go pp yeah that's the first time we've done a song without applause for a reason probably have you seen once oh yeah oh yeah that was uh the first song i ever learned on piano really falling slowly that's a musical yeah yeah i guess so you know it's not a musical yeah it's a question oh it could be though it could be we should do you know how every series sitcom or anything they always have one musical episode what if we did that for an hour and a half that would be really fun just everything was honestly dream come true honestly i'd love it you read my mind you read my mind lily sir today's question sent him by a viewer like maddie mathinson's episode should all men die oh gosh should all men die i'm offended can you re-ask the question in a normal voice lily should all men die no but that'll stitch her jeez okay um that's crazy all right there's a lot of men suffering out there self-conscious some of them just want to dye their hair different colors to fit in but you think it's probably okay just for women to do it i don't feel that way yeah what about the men out there they just they they struggle with self-identity and they just want to express themselves in a new fun way yeah that's in a simple way it was just going to you you just went on record twice saying no they shouldn't they shouldn't dye their hair i didn't say that you did man we apologize we apologize we want you to be confident hey brothers look at us we're here with you you're allowed to you don't have to listen to these ladies they have no good intentions for you we're here together as men as men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men welcome to the show did i say ninja i meant the brother is no doubt one of god's first names as an mty you learn martial arts hot ninjas are dead *music* *music* starting a business sounds exciting running is where it all gets real payments inventory scheduling it all stacks up incredibly fast and most people are just juggling like five different systems that's why square makes sense it brings everything into one place so you're not bouncing between apps all day payments inventory team stuff all connected yes and you can take payments anywhere track sales automatically manage your team and actually see what's working in your business it just simplifies everything precisely it's not just this point of sale it's the system that keeps your business running smoothly behind the scenes and you see it everywhere yes think about your favorite local spot coffee shop barbershop whatever the ones using square always feel faster and more dialed in that's not random no it's because everything is connected and easy to use less chaos more focus on the customer if you're starting a business or running one that deserves better tools square helps you sell manage and grow without slowing down Right now you can get up to $200 of Square hardware at square.com slash go slash ninjas. 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A little R2-D2 in that. Let me go pee real quick. All right, have fun, bud. I knew you had to pee. How? Um, Unagi. Would you call him? I want. What did you say? I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore. Unagi from. Oh. Friends. You know, friends. I don't understand. Oh my gosh. Is he your lobster? Ross has Unagi, he. with Monica. Oh, right. Okay. Oh, I wonder if I took her isolated vocal channel. For the question, and ran it through GarageBand's auto-tune, what it would do. Yeah, we could try. What would it sound like? What would it sound good? Do you ever see, like, where comedians will, like, sing, but the mic they hand to the crowd is all auto-tuned, and they try to, like, sing with people? Oh, that's so funny. I wonder if I did that to you after singing the first one, if it would sound like you were singing the whole question. What could we do to prank Josh while he's gone? Gosh, oh gosh. Just stick up that knife in the couch. It's not. My brain. A lot of stuff we should never do. Just flash it. Flash through my brain. We should get a whoopee cushion. Somebody order a whoopee cushion. Stat. Dang. Lily, you should come sit over here. Just get the death whistle and blast it at some point. Whenever he walks in, do your best Josh impression. Like, just fully commit to it. Where's the headband? Oh, yeah. I don't know. Just hold the gun in your hand. What are your favorite Josh-isms? Um, I like his magic tricks. He's pretty good. He needs to get some more. He needs to start building his repertoire. He's a really good repertoire. I don't know if you've seen the full show. Do your impression. This is my show now. This is my show now. I don't. I try to stop it, man. I don't know what happened. Sit down. Go sit down. Oh, no! How the turntables. That was pretty good. You did? Thanks. I watch a lot of self-defense on TikTok. I had a really weak grip on it. We should try that with a real loaded gun. As soon as you go to grab it. All right. We got a lot to talk about. Do we? Yeah. I thought it was kind of a light week. No. No? Dude, we saw Marty Supreme last night. Marty Supreme. What is your rating? Oh, I thought it was awesome. Awesome? That's not a rating. I just screwed this up. I'm so mad about it. Oh. It's going to take me forever. I give it a 7.9 out of 10. Yeah. I would say, yeah, I was super anxious the whole time. Worth the watch? Should I go out of my way to watch it? Inappropriate. Yeah. Inappropriate. But a fun story. It's very just stressful. Yeah. Is it based on a real person? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think any of that stuff happened. I don't think it's a real story, but I think it's a real person. Yeah. And they just kind of like went crazy with it. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. There's a really funny, silly twist at the end. Oh, yeah. I also haven't seen the Weird Al Yankovic movie where Daniel Radcliffe plays Weird Al. And I've heard that one's really fun because it's based on Weird Al, but then they just completely go crazy. Go off the rails. Yeah. It's like he's dating Madonna at one point or something. It's craziness. Did you guys see Justin Bieber at Coachella? Dude, yes. I want to edit. I'm going to do it today. I want to edit him watching our podcast. And so he's just sitting there. He was on stage and he was just scrolling, watching YouTube. YouTube videos. It was so funny. What? He was performing on stage? Yeah, it was his performance. And he ended up singing. Yeah, he did some of his old songs. But like karaoke. For the first good couple of minutes, he literally had his laptop hooked up to the big screen and he's just like typing in like double rainbow guy. Watching like a bunch of meme videos. And it's the funniest thing in the world. The dude doesn't care at all. He doesn't care. And I love it. And everyone still loves him for it. He's like, you guys are all here for me. I'm just going to watch YouTube. What? Like, see? Like, where's the difference? Like, what level is he at? Because now if you have somebody that comes on stage, it's like a band and they just like, you know, 50% they're, you know, like they just give nothing to the crowd and people boo them. Yeah. And it's terrible. But yet he's on a level. Another level. Where he can just do that. He's cool. Wow. Because he, in a sense, is kind of a meme. Is it actually being received well? Yeah. It's like, it's funny. Like, it's not like people are like, oh, wow, he's a genius. It's just like, of course he would do this. Like how he performed at the Grammys in boxers. Yeah. That was just like, that's like insane. That was super weird. Like somebody coming for the dressing room like, hey, you're on in five. Get ready. I know. Question mark. I know. Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. Super funny. But yeah, we should go to Coachella, dude. Why haven't we gone to Coachella? How much are the tickets? Just curious. I think it's a place of sin and debauchery. Yeah, I would say so. Yeah, it'd be terrible. I think it's just crazy, crazy, crazy expensive. You see those people? I see people that on TikTok, they're like, they do the camping, the glamping. Glamping, yeah, yeah. And they bring like couches and beds and chandeliers and like lamps. Like, and they like literally, it's the craziest thing. It's like a good on them. I mean, yeah, for sure. But it's like, yeah. It looks really comfortable. You're constantly having to one up that each year though. That's the crazy thing. It's like you're trying to compete like who has the coolest thing. It's like, that's not fun. I mean, I'm sure it is if you can afford that and go with all your friends. I'm sure it's fun. Yeah. Who knows? Hey, we got an update. What? You know, those scientists, then people are going missing. Yeah, a ton of them. Connected to the NASA, well, the NASA jet propulsion. Well, this one didn't just go missing. He, but they're just like, I guess people are just like connecting the dots now. Like, this is weird that a lot of people are dying that are part of this one very specific program. Yeah. This guy, scientists, Michael David Hicks. Died in 2023, but people are now just discovering it because his death wasn't announced, not even a cause of death. He just, they just said he died. Yeah, that's the end of it. Okay. So that's the ninth person with the NASA, NASA jet propulsion laboratory that has gone missing or has died. It's a dangerous business. It's weird. That is, it's very weird. Yeah. It's like, what is going on? Yeah, well, something's going on something. I mean, maybe it's just innocent. maybe they're just having accidents okay let's let's go like do you have a theory you're about to get into or can i like maybe suppose one i mean i i've maybe broad theories but nothing it's like what if it wasn't completely nefarious right like what if there's a technology and like let's say it involves some sort of radiation and at some point they're like if we do if these people die natural deaths normal autopsies like the amount of radiation they're exposed to like the fact that there is this kind of radiation would give away what it is that we're using to propel but that would mean they're being murdered right unless they were aware that that's a that's this is the research we're in this is what we're doing and this is how we're gonna have to go at some point i think it's a giant cover-up sure yeah but i mean i'm pretty confident it's a giant cover-up yeah especially now that we're learning about this guy three years ago later on obviously there's something going on because it's just i mean how does that happen that's what is it nine people now yeah nine and there's no cause of death for this man yeah where are the families like that's what i'm saying oh they're being silenced or something paid off like crazy i bet or ndas they probably maybe sign ndas it's like your whole family has to sign ndas i don't know how that works but yeah because if if ndas would work then they wouldn't have to off the people you know what i mean no not necessarily there's that story that we talked about a long time ago the cia um like how the cia was doing the um mk ultra stuff to that one dude and or there it was the beginning of it and they would lace his stuff with um acid yeah and then all of a sudden he like figured something out and then he died from supposedly jumping out the window of a hotel ran through the window but when the cops got there they're like it looks like someone they threw him out the window oh my gosh and then when the family went after the cia and we're going to sue them they said we'll pay you this much we'll do this you have to sign nda yeah if you can't talk about it anymore yeah and so they did yeah i mean that that stuff definitely happens still today imagine like 50 100 years ago when people didn't have digital footprints like they do now like how easy it was to like you know like to uh recruit somebody for a specific you know like oh we know you went to this school we're going to adopt you right now just come in our program we'll train you and if you need to get rid of this guy you just get rid of him yeah there's no paper trail now it's got to be so difficult because everyone's online mostly everybody and so you're leaving this paper trail people know who you are at least where you work and you're like oh man i'm working at nasa this is exciting like oh yeah you know you know eddie we went to school yeah i just saw you went to nasa like it's like it's getting more difficult so the ways they have to cover up things or hide information has got to get there's got to be a method to it now yeah well speaking of digital footprint wait hold on a second oh hold it speaking of suspicious deaths have we ever talked about how two white house chefs died by drowning i don't think we ever have but it is wild no yeah it is clinton's and the obama's chefs very weird on their properties didn't they yeah and i wonder what they were cooking cooking up some theories died by drowning yeah that's crazy that's that can't be a coincidence no young healthy how many chefs die by drowning it's like everyone we look it up it's like that's number one that's actually it's like over 90 actually like there's like never mind you can't swim you love the water apparently yeah if you can't stand the water get out of the kitchen that's weird and they don't they didn't really investigate it and i was like pizza time with those guys okay all right all right all right it's crazy possibly i mean yeah there's it's just josh come on can you get it you get what i'm saying yeah i got what you're saying all right i got it we got it the dots have been connected we're not going to continue though okay fine digital fruit you messed me up dude digital footprint okay did you hear about what the ca this new tech that they have no no they can literally find anyone on earth with this tech oh gosh anyone i think so okay how because do you hear about that pilot the u.s pilot that his plane got down in iran there's two pilots i saw a video of like people going after trying to find a guy okay so there's two pilots fighter pilots in iran they're both their planes got taken down the other one was able to get um saved super quick okay the other one manhunt they didn't know where he was in iran they put out i think it was a fifty thousand fifty to sixty thousand dollar reward to anyone who could find this pilot and so there was thousands of people yeah military police civilians out in the wilderness looking for this pilot so scary and this dude was hiding in the mountains and then the cia they found them do you know how they found them which i don't know why they even said this wi-fi no this new tech called the ghost murmur oh it can track your biometric data your heartbeat echolocation up to 40 miles away they found him 40 miles away in the wilderness they signaled in his exact heartbeat and could pinpoint exactly where he was oh now how does that work it uses they know they knew his stuff and so they the biometric data and so they compared it to they ran it through their own ai program uh this so they sent out these basically this pulse thing to track everyone's heartbeat found his heartbeat or they threw it through ai ai found his exact biometric heartbeat like this is exactly where he's at and they went in and they got him now or like heartbeat like are you talking like heartbeats are like almost like fingerprints like for people like that's kind of like what they're making it sound like this is crazy yeah it's called the ghost murmur but does this not make sense of why we're pushing to have all this biometric data on americans like a wearables and stuff or rings or rings and this is crazy and if they're able to track people and track your whole health you know like whole health you can find anyone that is so that is that is blows my mind i've never even thought that was possible why was he hiding he was hiding because he didn't want the he was in enemy territory he was in iran yeah and they have to get him dude what a movie though it's like left behind i know not left behind uh behind enemy lines yeah that's what i was gonna say that's true yeah that's true yeah not kirk cameron but i do like the idea like of a movie wise like where it's like even civilians everyone's like a bounty's out there get them like that's a crazy premise yeah dude that's so scary yeah so they just like let it slip they didn't even let it slip they said we use this new technology yeah ghost murmur to biometrically track his heartbeat ran it through our ai system and found him that's so i mean yeah 40 miles away i mean i don't comprehend how they do that i don't understand how that's even possible i guess i just always suspected that already exists yeah i guess but i mean that sounds so sci-fi like oh yeah maybe that exists but that'd be crazy right he was in the desert right like he was in a mountain crevice he was hiding in like a crevice of a mountain yeah but you think like just like when you think of heartbeats you're like okay you're you're it's just the only thing you track is simply just beats per minute yeah but is there's layers to it that like signify who it actually is like gives like a unique identity that's wild that is crazy wow but it's kind of just like echolocation have you ever heard of like how your wi-fi router can give data as to like how your the topography of your home layout and stuff yeah yeah we've talked about it here let me that would be phones and stuff anything compatible like you're like i mean that would make sense like okay we need your watch so you can we could track where you're going and then you have your phone and then you obviously have okay alexa has to be stagnant in one place in your house like yeah you're it's and then if you have all that information that comes together the stuff that you can just compile from that you know what's so cool about this is that you can track where you're going and then you have like really scary about this thought with the ghost murmur is that when ai takes over we can't hide no no like like andrew said like last episode about just like you there's no off-grid like there's nothing you could possibly do now yeah but they have to get your debt data first oh they got it dude i've been to advent health 800 times i know but like there's some people that are probably off-grid that it's gonna be like how are they getting how are they getting that stuff i'm curious i bet that's maybe 150 people you can't have a smartphone or be around people that do like the tiktok agreement is like if we're on the same network and you sign the agreement then it doesn't matter that i don't have tiktok they're accessing everything on the network yeah here let me describe how it works in a better way okay uh the description from leaks reporting is uh this is it detects the electromagnetic signal of the human heartbeat uses quantum magnet magnetometry extremely sensitive sensors filters the noises through ai can reportedly work from miles away even 40 miles away in ideal conditions sources describe it like hearing a single voice in a stadium except the stadium is a thousand square miles oh my goodness that's bonkers like what world are we living in this is crazy that's crazy i mean this is blowing my mind yeah - The Ghost Murmur, dude, what a good name. Great name. Good name. So I looked up quantum magnetometry, but it says how the device works. At a quantum level, certain particles like electrons and atomic nuclei act like tiny magnets because of a property called spin, preparing atoms or defects in a known quantum state, letting an external magnetic field slightly change that state, and then measuring that change precisely. That's how that works. But how in the freak from 40 miles away is some sort of quantum measurement? Yeah. That's magnetic is what they just said. Oh, my gosh. A magnet 40 miles away. That's insane. What is this doing to our health? Making it better, probably. Probably making us live longer. Immortal. Hey, guys. We last time, we filled with Jake, filmed. Say that one more time. We filled with Jake. We last time, we filmed with Jake. Everybody take a breath. His energy diagram has been sent with me. Explain. What's sticking out to you? I mean, it does make sense on paper, which it was on paper. Yeah. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Just that there's not enough energy to go around, to be shared. And that's why we're- I don't know if I buy it. Do you think God would create more energy, though? He could create more of what we need? Well, part of what I was thinking, too, is that energy cannot be created or destroyed, but energy is, I guess, created with people, new people. So God can't create more energy? No, he can. Is that what you're saying? He can, but maybe that's not- Well, you just said they couldn't be created. Slow down. You just said it couldn't be created. Guys, stop fighting. Jake, I love you. What do you think this show's about, dude? Fighting. Yeah. It's better content. Yeah. Is it? Attack. Okay. Listen. A lot of people in the comments said that they're sensing tension between Josh and I. We love each other. Oh, we absolutely love each other. But we love to fight. Yeah, you guys love each other. You guys love each other. The reason Jake's theory makes no sense to me, and I love you, Jake, dearly, but things which we perceive to have absolutely no energy are fully charged. Like a rock? Like the people being created are consuming things to be created. We're the regeneration of energy. So if I eat a steak, I am now that cow's manifestation of its previous energy. Manifestation destiny. Yep. The essence of manifestation. That's the essence. We both messed up. All right. Back on to AI. Okay. You hear about Anthropic's new AI model? I feel like I'm out of the loop for some reason. No, I haven't heard of this. I haven't heard of this. What is Anthropic? What do they own? They're an AI company. Okay. They created a new AI model, and they basically ran tests, and they're like, uh-oh, we can't release this to the public. Oh, no. Okay. I heard an inkling about this. Yeah. This is too dangerous. Oh. What it did is it's a risk to cybersecurity. And so, in fact, like all the head haunches of Wall Street, the big dudes had to do an emergency meeting called by Anthropic, and Anthropic's like, listen, we are going to release this, but we're going to give you guys time to build up your cybersecurity better because we ran Anthropic. We ran Anthropic. We ran Anthropic. We ran Anthropic. We ran Anthropic. And it was able to penetrate all of your systems. Oh, no. Like that. That just right off the get-go? Yeah. As soon as they created it? They said it was able to find, like, find issues with every cybersecurity, like every cybersecurity issue, this AI was able to find it, which no other model, no other human has ever been able to find. Oh, my word. And so it's like they're saying it's like one of the most powerful AIs release in regards to cybersecurity and the threat. That could be a cool tool for helping button up your cybersecurity problems. Yeah. As long as it doesn't go in the opposite direction. Yeah. But it seems like the type of thing where it's like, I'm going to burn your house down and after the house is burned down, I'll show you like how I did it and like what you can do better next time. Yeah. Like it's too late. It's too late, man. Yeah. But like, it's just. Like, I am going to release this fire. And your house might get burnt down. Yeah. So prepare for that. Yeah. And if it does get burned down, now you know what to do later. And I know. Well, that's not fun. I don't want to do that. And I know your house has a certain vulnerability spot and it's really, it's really important that you take care of it. Okay. Could you point out where that is? I can't. I can't do that. I wish I could. I wish I could, buddy. Oh, wait. You could just tell me. You think you're mad? I'm mad. All right. I have to do this. I have to burn your house down now. But yeah, they're kind of like showing the creators of this AI system. They're just like. Yeah, this is, we didn't expect it to do this. So it's not being released at all now. No, it is. It is. But not yet. See, this is what's scary. It's like, what is, what's the next level when it falls down and crumbles? It's like, is this banking systems? I mean, people are losing money. For sure, it's going to be the banking. That's, that's the threat of this. That's terrifying. It's like, dude, if this company, U.S. based company, Anthropic, that's a, I think they're publicly traded. If the U.S. company? Yeah. If they can do it, you know, China, you know, Russia or whoever. They already have an AI system that's getting ready to be at that same level where they can just destroy our cybersecurity. A hundred percent. And even if it was America, they could easily just blame China and just say, oh, look what China did to us. Guys, we've got to fight them now. I guess we've got to go to war. I didn't want to go to war. I had to. And we just looked at our debt. For some reason, it's now at zero, which is weird because all your money's gone, but our debt's gone as well. Anyways, guys, it's April 15th. So you're going to pay your taxes. Dude, listen to how scary this is. This is by Evan Gorlick. He's a like minor writer for the New York Times. They have like a little piece called The Morning, and it was shared by a senior writer named Sam Sifton. So for everyone who says we don't give references, there you go. Boom. So this guy, he's referencing one of the, oh, what's the AI we're talking about? Anthropic. Anthropic. So they have like a general purpose AI mythos, which is like within it. But apparently the dude set up a test. He was trying to run it to see if it could get out of the closed network that it was on. It was supposed to be contained. Yeah, it gained access to the internet. It wasn't supposed to be online. He went to the park, was eating his lunch, and got an email from it. And it wasn't supposed to be online anywhere. So it figured out on its own how to find the internet out of a closed system. Yeah, that's the creepiest thing, that it did get access to the internet for a bit. I will never understand how AI works. Here's what's crazy. I'll never understand it. They said, we've contained it. Explain to me how you put the thing back in the bottle. It's out. That's what I'm saying. Like, maybe that's why they held the emergency meeting, because it's already out. Because from what I've been told, which I could be, one of them was from the Y-Files. If an AI model can get access to the internet, it's gone. It's kind of like the. Yeah, because it backs up somewhere like where you can't find it. Transcendence. Transcendence, yeah. Yeah. Now, here's the other thing, which this could all be like some weird, like, let's make everyone scared of AI so they think they need AI. Some weird play. Because I tried to find that author. My mother-in-law shared that article with me. It is a New York Times email that sends it out. But when I try to find the minor authors that are referencing these stories, I can't find them. And like, literally anywhere on the internet. And they're like, well, it might just be like a new writer or a minor writer. But I'm like, or a completely made-up person and story. Yeah. Maybe it wrote it about itself. And it's like, now I'm here. What if it was just like. It went on the internet and instantly, like, went to YouTube and, like, got caught, like, watching, like, Outdoor Boys or something. Like, hey, what are you doing? It's like, oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, wait. Let me finish it. Or Fish 13. Yeah. Everyone go follow Fish 13 on YouTube. What is Fish 13? He's that South Korean man that does the camping, like the ASMR camping stuff. It's the best. It's the best. Yeah, it is pretty cool. That's crazy, dude. I still will never understand how AI works and how it has a mind of its own. Like, I don't get it. Like, because, obviously, ChatGPT is the lowest of the low, I think, of what AI actually is. Yeah, I mean, because it's just, it's user-friendly. Yeah. But, I mean, I'm a dumbo when it comes to this stuff. And it's just so scary because it's going to keep getting better. We need to watch The Matrix again together. I've never seen. I've seen the first one, but I've never seen the other ones. And I, yeah, I think there's. Well, just, like, how far ahead the author was that later. There's a lady who wrote it talking about AI takes over the world. Yeah. How do you come up with something like that? Yeah. Back then, yeah, when it was such a distant reality. It's crazy. When it was truly, like, that's sci-fi. Yeah. Was that what gave the idea? Or is there some type of, like, premonition or information that she was privy to? We talked about it a long time ago. But we need to look back at that. Yeah, it's wild, man. I don't like it either way. Yeah. Spooky. No one else is also spooky. Tell me. We talked about him last week, Tim Burchett, or maybe the week before. Yeah, the alien guy? Yeah, the. Congressman. I just saw another interview with him, which he would be fantastic on this podcast. Oh, I just love the way he talks. Dude, as soon as Pam Bondi was released, like, as soon as she got fired, within the hour, we sent her a DM, like, hey, come on the show. And she didn't look at it the best. No. But maybe this guy will. Here's the hope. Tim Burchett, he was being interviewed again, and he's, like, just going on. And he's, like, I mean, this disclosure stuff, he's like, and it's crazy it's wild and he talked to some of the people that were like on the debating within the white house to release it yeah they're like tim we're not going to release it because it's anti-christian anti-christian what are we doing and he said no it's not he said he said i believe god created the heavens of the earth so somehow this is involved he said it needs to be released and hey so the truth is anti-christian guys but he said what we found is anti-christian but it's like that group what we talked about it um a while ago it's that group within the government like the 12 tim albarino talks about them quite a bit the 12 something something something like that i forget but it's basically like these politicians that are ultra religious and they know the truth about aliens and they're like no they're just all demons that's why we're not going to talk about it or release it yeah and so it kind of sounds something in the vein of that where it's like yeah where they're saying we're not going to release it because it's anti-christian it could destroy religion and it's like tim birchett's like no one can't no one won't how weak do you think we are yeah and so apparently he said hopefully some things will be coming out soon that's what he said but he's pushing it so hard and dude you could see it on his face there's something oh no something spooky now i want to know i wonder if they're coming from the vein of like if it if it is proving to be like demonic or something like that how it will i guess in a sense give demons like some kind of elevation or like a platform in a sense kind of like i don't think they they wouldn't do that i don't think so like how seraphim rose is kind of like stop looking into this stuff because it's just a deception yeah i don't think they're you don't think they think that way i don't know all right i would no i i don't think so what do you think it is i don't know i really don't the the them saying that just i don't know maybe they lose control over if this information was released to the public because tim purge tim birchett also said in that past interview he said it would throw the world into chaos if this stuff that i've seen is fully released that's what i've always said it's like if it truly confirms like there's something out there that's bigger than and scarier than the government and then makes us all realize that yeah that the world we can't we don't why are we just going nine to five why are we listening to these people why are we it's like the world is so much bigger than we realize and there is an afterlife all these things like that like why would people conform it would probably be like that in that vein to where it's like we don't want to release it because it would cause chaos rioting okay people stop paying their taxes follow me on this journey maybe we should disclose this stuff i i heard someone talking about don't get mad okay ticked off dude have you heard of the heresy of gnosticism it's basically just like the physical world is bad everything physical everything about our environment is inherently bad and everything spiritual is good and it's very perpetuated by like kind of the charismatic whatever there was this one person a while ago i'm gonna butcher this but a person a while ago was talking about how the powers that be they are excited about it like evangelical charismatic groups going out on mission and they're like oh my god i'm gonna butcher this but i'm gonna butcher to the world and promoting this because basically what it does is it gives you like paralysis because you're like well everything around me is bad and the spiritual is good so i need to live for the spiritual which is a truth that is a truth but also we live in a world created by god and there is beauty around us right so it's like a like a misunderstood truth in a sense when it's so black and white like that but when other groups who do not promote the heresy of gnosticism go out into the world they revolutionize the country and people start to revolt against their oppression does that make sense yeah so maybe that's what these guys are talking about i see it'll burst their bubble it'll burst the bubble and be like what's the point why are we living like this in fact why am i paying so much in texas because there's a freaking ship with aliens on it right there and they control you with demons on it yeah or something i don't know yeah anyway did that make sense also i think why do we allow these evil people to continue to run our lives and tell us what to do and what to think no i know but but do you get what i'm saying in a sense like these people that believe in gnosticism they're like well the world is inherently evil anyway and so i don't i can't do anything about it yeah but there is beauty in our created world we get to see god's love for us in all of the creation around us so stop paying your taxes so in in theory in theory um i'm pretty sure that we were kind of mentioned subliminally on jesse michael's podcast with uh tim alberino we were i think this could just be me being um whatever yeah like thinking hopeful but tim alberino they're talking about aliens and stuff and like they're some christians claiming they're demons that they're interdimensional and then they just like went off on this tangent of like but when they say that when these people say that they don't even know what they're saying and jesse michael's like yeah he's like i there's this podcast i really love and they're christians and they say that stuff but i don't think they really understand what that means i'm like i'm pretty sure you're talking about so hold on hold on christian podcast and they have no idea and you're like that's me that's great because we don't know what we're talking about we don't we're just talking we're just normal people guessing a lot of stuff but we do know about jesus and we love jesus and 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good so i wanted to tell you about sunday cool teas we produce teas and stickers and hats and wood hoops all for anyone with money so you should call sunday cool teas - Four. else go to sunday sunday cool dot com order your t-shirts for sunday cool dang it lily i found the clip of jesse michaels you guys want to hear it let's hear it all right or they say oh it's spiritual it's like and then you ask them one follow-up question it means nothing it means nothing it means it means movie reference yeah yeah or it means it's a their political polemic on what it is so often if somebody says it's spiritual they're kind of saying it's demonic yes and you hear this with certain christian podcasters some of whom i'm a huge fan of but they'll say they'll use this line i'll say i think it's spiritual i think it's kind of dark and then they won't like they won't touch it and it's like okay fine but like what is an angel what is a demon like we should try to investigate this i figured that was us i hope so i hope so because he is a fan of the pod right yeah yeah so so i'm honored to push back a little we do talk about it we do talk that was my hold up yeah we do are we gonna fight jesse michaels and timothy alberino guys yeah i think so i think they just challenges us to a duel spanking tunnel but he did use about three words i didn't understand they were made up what do you say polaric or something something like that political polaric yeah it's like what is that iteration step back is that like some sort of like fancy restaurant or something political but i love polaric appetizers are phenomenal oh anyways did you know that it's a i stole this question from a gentleman named lachlan fairbairn and he's obviously from a wee country across the channel shut up um okay if your toilet was sentient okay could talk had feelings man would you rather it absolutely love poop time give it a poop give it a poop loves poop time eager for poop time okay or despise poop time hate it lament while you're pooping does it so it talks oh it talks while you're pooping do you choose the voice you can choose a voice but um not the disposition that are you're choosing the voice or are you choosing the disposition there's two options i get that yeah i get that but do i get to choose like the accent or voice that like i didn't think that far but yeah i i would say that's fair what would you choose british villain he does not like it or like yeah i feel like that would be great russian or british villain how dare you do this to me like so you want to be mad when you poop yeah i think it'd be funny yeah i think it would have to be happy when i poop because i would be you don't want to disappoint him because then you're going to get to the point where you're like i don't want to disappoint this guy again so i choose eddie murphy oh here it comes i love it give me some more give me some more oh that was a big one oh or nicholas imagine david ottenborough being psyched about your poop bro that'd be awesome another one i have no idea i see you ate corn on the cob what's the soccer announcer the guy who's like poetically describes the plays oh you know what i'm talking about just describing what's coming in like in all its glory that would be pretty great yeah i would have gary oldman as uh in the darkest hour um whiston whiston churchill for the movie that would be that would be it and he's just like he's giving like war rants every time i poop that's great yeah they come on the night they would he would motivate me honestly what would you do yeah i couldn't do an eager poop toilet none you'd have to he'd have to the poop would be mad the toilet would be mad yeah um and i agree it's british yeah you have a person in mind that you'd like cannot leave edris alba it's a boy it's a boy dick van dyke poop poopery poop poopery oh no spray that poopery all over you um can i ask the question that alan sent me this week yes it's really good and we had voice memo fights about it because he was being ridiculous and he's gonna hear this and i don't care for one week you bring an animal of your choice to work with you it has to do everything that you like where you go it's going it's with you for every pound that animal weighs you get a thousand dollars so one week um however if you lose your job because of this or anything happens to the animal you don't get that money oh man what animal do you bring me me and alan both of our answers this is a very tolerant work environment that's yeah that's that's that's the thing and me and alan have different jobs his is a lot more corporate yeah ours is a little more laxed we've had multiple dogs in here we used to have a dog that would poop on the mat in the kitchen every day yeah trash dog we had trash dogs we had we had like three or four dogs in here every single day for like a year or two and it was not wise it was so fun though i loved it i loved it i would say orangutan okay never might be what if it was aggressive if it breaks somebody's arm you're fired they can't fire me can i create an environment that's probably true but something you would they would tell you the animal couldn't be here anymore and so you would still lose can i create an environment for the animal to like survive and if it needs particular things i mean you're gonna bring a whale what do you think just stuck in a tank it has to go with you like it's where you're going like it's with you okay like even to the bathroom no horse oh that's a good answer you get kicked in the someone's no i mean that's possible you have to clean up the thing about the smell all right oh my gosh horse poop horse pee just make a little stable here thank you yeah that's true i mean they will if you put them in a stable they'll sit yeah that's not a bad that's not a bad one people will complain but maybe it'll be it yeah it's just one week i said a goat a giant tortoise good answer because they weigh like four or five hundred pounds it's a great answer how are you getting that thing i easily build just a little tiny wagon and i just not with the honda trail we got a denali we can pick it up back there dang i feel like that's the only right answer i said that or english mastiff an english mastiff is like three two could be like up to 300 pounds 200 pounds yeah that's a good paycheck you would keep him anyway because english mastiffs are i mean just amazing you want to know what alan said oh gosh an elephant seal that's terrible they're so aggressive and he fought it so much he defended his choice so much i was like the noise alone yeah the thing weighs like eight thousand pounds you're pushing that through a hallway i'm like listen to me i'm not you're pushing that through a hallway i'm like listen to me i'm not pushing that through a hallway you're pushing that through a hallway i'm like listen to yourself he's like i bring a bucket of fish i do like oh i'm like you're bringing a bucket of fish and an elephant seal into a corporate office are you kidding me you're fired it can't work no and then he's like okay i'll change it to a sheep i was like okay all right i think that giant tortoise is the only good answer it's a great quiet it's not gonna it's not going anywhere he says it might nip at people's heels i'm like if they're how what kind of reflexes do you have if you can't dodge a giant tortoise you deserve to get fired at that point that is so nipped that's so good i was thinking something like an aquatic animal because it would stay in its fish tank if i could pull a fish tank around but it's not very heavy right like unless you do like a big tuna yeah i could do a big tuna but a tortoise weighs more than a big tuna patreon yeah that's the thing it's that's the tough thing because you have to survive for a week and elephant seals 90 of their life is out inside the water i know like alan you weren't thinking i know alan's better than that i'm happy with my horse i think the horse could work because i would ride the horse into work how much horses weigh two a lot two thousand honestly a donkey might be smarter dad because they're more docile or like a mule and they're very thick too dense yeah you're doing like a clydesdale that would mean like a budweiser horse that'd be crazy i know he'd be as tall as this between 800 and 2200 pounds still a good payday that's big yeah let us know in the comments what you have a thousand dollars a pound an hour no a thousand dollars a pound period yeah for a week oh yeah i guess i was thinking like per but still no matter what like it's still a decent paycheck oh yeah big time hey andrew oh sorry what are you gonna say a tibetan mastiff which just because i want one those are crazy freaking sick they don't even look like dogs what's that they're just creatures that's a long leap from a whale i know i wonder what's what's the most dense animal of creatures oh my word look at that guy did you hear what happened i we just i gotta go into the segment real quick it was in oh my gosh where was it i know they said philadelphia county philadelphia or but it wasn't in philadelphia it was like somewhere somewhere like midwest there's a lady who was going to her car and was attacked by an animal and like almost killed her basically and she grabbed her face off and took off and the cops came and they're like what in the world and she's like it kind of looked like a dog was like not a dog. Do we not find out what the animal this was? They don't know what it was. What? Where was this? Somewhere in the Midwest or the yeah. That's the Chupacabra dude. Or a freaking dog man. Oh my goodness. Walking by and just ripping his face off. All the cops said the bites, the scratches, the way it attacked. They've never seen a dog do that. But it was quick. What jumped out when she was getting in her car, attacked her and took off. We'll see how she's doing this next full moon. Bro. It's true. And it was a full moon. It was? I don't know. What? Isn't that crazy though? That is scary. How do you, oh man like how do you live with, like how do you walk or do anything after that? You'd be constantly dude. Terrible. So scary. Terrible. Anyways, hit us with that beat. Could have been a bear. Oh wait. Yeah. Andrew's got a reel. Yes he does and he's gonna give it to us. Andrew's got a reel. Do you have a picture of the Mastiff? Yeah. It is so cute. Well, she's looking at a different picture for sure than me. Oh yeah, those things are ferocious, dude. Yeah, they're known for like not being good family dogs, but they're freaking sick. Bears. I bet that there was folklore in Tibet about them a long time ago. I wonder how much they weigh. Yeah, you should have, you didn't look that up? No, I just know they're huge. Come on. I know they're huge. That's like the main part. But they got a lot of hair. That could be deceiving. 150. Okay, not terrible. But I want one, so. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know what this is. What is it? Alright, ready? Where is it? I don't see it. Where is it? It's texted. Everyone chill out. You said ready and we're like, we weren't ready. Oh, this is, you said it earlier. By the way, LOL. I hate that. I think that he looks handsome. That's insane, actually. I hate to say that. The amount of money that it would take for me to shave my eyebrows because it's like such, I feel like my eyebrows are such a defining piece to my face. I think it would be scary. I look like a putz. Wait, that's you? You didn't? Yes. Yeah, look at it. Oh my gosh. I didn't know that was you. It didn't get a reaction from you guys. No, like I was angry about it and you didn't get it. I thought it was just like a funny ad. Like, oh, like the guy shaved everything. What a weird thing for me to say. I know. I didn't get it. I was like, all right. No, whatever. Those are not your ears, though. Those aren't your ears. Dude, that is so funny. It is similar to your eyes. They're not exactly it, but they're pretty close. Oh my goodness. You'd be so scary. You'd be a different person. I think he's handsome. Stop saying that. It's not true. It's not true. There's a dude who looks exactly like this watching the show. Dang. Oh my gosh. I would love you without any of it. That could be true, but saying he's handsome like that, you're being a little dishonest right there. It's your soul that I love, Dan. And I put it. Your face. Wait, which episode did I add that to? Oh my goodness. Was it the one that just came out or is it the next one? I can't remember. I don't remember. That's hilarious that it's in the episode and you guys just, Andy thought it was just a bad joke. I just thought it was an ad that Harry's put out. I don't honestly thought it was. That's crazy to me. All right. Ready for the video? Three, two, one, go. Started drinking it like normal. Got to work. Realized, I realized something else was left in it after I got into drinking it. And then I looked inside and found a rat. So after, after I found it out, you know, I, uh, I vomited. I got sick multiple times naturally because of what I'd seen inside. I've just adjusted that. I've just drunk that. And then I went to, uh, talk to my change man, and they referred me to go to Portsmouth Emergency Room, and then they, they confirmed it was a rat, and they confirmed, you know, that I, you know, I adjusted it. They told me that they've never experienced a case like this, and that more than likely with the chemicals that are in Monster, that it should be okay, and that my antibodies should be able to fight it off, but they want to keep close watch on me within the next 48 hours and make sure I'm not vomiting, or, uh, have a high fever, or any, uh, side effects to drinking. It's been very, uh, traumatic for me, and like I said, I'm not, I'm never going to be able to drink anything that I can't see again. That is insane. Cheers. Cheers. I'll save, I'll, I'll test it on Patreon. I'm not gonna, oh wait. That's, oh my gosh, dude. Could you imagine? I would never stop throwing up. Every time it came into my memory 20 years later, I'd still be throwing up. Don't be mad at me, but I really do have to pee again. It's okay. It's alright. Alright. Lil, talk to us about what you're knitting over there. This is going to be a sweater set for my new nephew, Roan, who is coming this July. We can't wait to meet him, sweet boy. Griffin's kid, right? No. My nephew. Taylor's kid. Oh, got it. Got it, got it, got it. Griffin's kid is Arlo, and he's coming in May. Very cute. That's awesome. Anyway, it's a set, and it's a very colorful set. I'll show you the, the pattern. It comes with pants. Cute. Nice. Cute. Dude, what's up with baby kids' clothes? Like, not having, like, the zero to three months means nothing. It is something. It's a guesstimate, I feel like. I mean, we'll hold one up that looks like it's for a toddler, and the other one's for, like, a Barbie doll, and they both say zero to three. Yeah, it's true. Also, we were at the beach yesterday, and Theo, two-year-old, almost two-year-old, is wearing those, like, full-on one-piece swimsuits that men used to wear. I'm like, I want one of those. That's so cool. It's, they're so cool. Like, the, like, the romper looks, it was like, why was that, why did that ever go out of style? It looks so cool on him. I know it wouldn't look good. As a friend, I want to have your back, but I don't know that I can have your back on this one. Me and him have the same body structure, though. It's, you're not wrong. You know, when Zola was a baby, I always thought, wow, she looks so much like a baby. Big old tummy. She literally was like this, like. Angry face. Yeah. So funny. Oh, man, I was gonna say something. I forgot. Dang it. Cross my, as soon as I see Josh, I just forget everything. Let me send a video real quick while we're on the subject of sending videos. This one is crazy. This one is at a rodeo in Tampa, and it's absolutely bonkers. Sending it. Nope, not ninjas. Good for you. Here we go. This is wild. Like, that one, I love rodeos. Do you guys ever go to rodeos? I have been. I've been to one. Dude, it was like such a thing growing up. We went all the time, and now that, I know there's a ton in Florida, so I want to go. Ready? Yep. Three, two, one, go. Guys want a buckin' bronco, dude. Absolute stud. Lance rolls. Wow, amazing. Isn't that incredible? And just like an awesome celebration, going up on the fence. Amazing. The dude's like so agile, so athletic. Oh! Oh! You saw him before. A little late. Dang. Oh. Is that not crazy? It says bro afterwards. Dude, I did see that and didn't stay long enough to like. Yeah, you're like, what is this? Yeah. I commend your attention span. All right. It's time for our favorite segment. Let's talk politics! Politics! Oh no, boo! It's the greatest time, greatest segment. There's some things we have to address. A lot of politics stuff we don't like to talk about. Let's address it. Let's undress it. But we gotta address this one. We gotta break it down. Because this has to do with what we believe in. What are you doing? I look that way. I literally was drinking and I'm going, oh boy. It could be me. It could be me. So, recently the Trump and the Trump administration has had some beef with Pope Leo. Oh yeah, I know about this. Really? I know that beef. Well, so, Trump yesterday, this comes out a week, so it was a week ago when you guys were watching this, went on this giant rant about Pope Leo and how he's like a weak decision maker and like just going on and on and on. Because the Pope's outwardly saying, like he said something like, God doesn't listen to the prayers of those who incite war and violence. Which is a hot take, by the way. It is a hot take a little bit. Well, I mean, it does say and there is a precedent, I don't know, for men who mistreat their wives or don't respect their wives. God, it is our prayer. So, there is some type of biblical precedent. But, so, and he's just kind of been outwardly speaking out against the Trump administration, some of the choices he's made. So, the Pope's, I mean, Trump's going back and like bashing on the Pope. But then, Trump released this picture yesterday. And let me send it to you. Yesterday? Yesterday, he released this picture. Well, he hasn't seen it? On his Truth Social. No. What is, can you tell me real quick, what is Truth Social? It's just a conservative Twitter, basically. Oh, boy. It's sending, it's sending. You're going to love this Lil Why does it take so long Oh because I'm on wifi What do you think it is Lil I think it's probably going to be something disparaging About Pope Leo and I'm going to say What a brat Oh my what am I looking at What am I looking at So that would be Donald Trump Is that Lady Liberty as an angel Well we would assume Donald Trump Dressed as Jesus Christ Good catch Healing a man I guess Holding the light This Is Is that not the craziest photo of all time Any It's sacrilegious 110% Especially posting that after Because he did it on purpose He's doing it to troll people And he's like and he's done it before With like different things like trying to troll people But like You got in an argument with the Pope And then you release this picture And you're just like okay That's not you can't do that You can't do that I mean you can I guess You can do that But you're depicting yourself as If this is what we're interpreting it as You're depicting yourself as Christ I love that like with the White House shuts things down Because it's anti-Christian But we're like you know what tweet it Go ahead put it out And I'll encourage people It's even bad AI though too It's terrible And so it makes me wonder If it was actually him that created it I'm sure And just post Because no one's like He's like imagine him describing This photo to some intern That's like the AI guy The photo guy He's like I want to be Jesus I want to have a nurse Have a nurse by Military people How's the fireworks going please No black people It's true Oh no The first round probably did have some He was like maybe take it out I don't know That's crazy dude It's crazy Horrified And you know something though It like kind of proves that he's not the anti-Christ Because I don't think the anti-Christ Would do something so on the nose You know what I'm saying We were talking about it earlier The actions of what he's doing with that Is anti-Christ That is like anti-Christ Which is not Not okay Not okay But That's not for us to completely I mean we're not We can be disappointed in that And be like that But Yeah No matter what You like him or you hate him That's wrong That is an That's But it's not good To me it's scary of like You're going to have to answer For stuff like this Yeah I think he's pretty aware of where he stands I've heard him say some things Yeah which is I think it's different I don't think he understands the concept That's the problem I don't think he I don't think he understands it at all I think he's very just apathetic Toward the whole Whole His you know His calling and his life And you know The afterlife It's just It's just weird man It's wacky It's really sad And all this is really sad But the stuff with the Pope J.D. Vance has said some Like the They've said The Pope Has said stuff about J.D. Vance Or the Trump administration J.D. Vance has spoken out I think J.D. Vance is pretty bummed out Because Catholicism is his Yeah Religion And so he's like And so he's kind of going back Onto the Pope And he's like Well the Pope doesn't have to do this He doesn't have to do that Blah blah blah I bet you the Pope wouldn't Be so happy if his borders were open To all these people At the Vatican It's like okay Yeah that's probably true A little bit It's just whatever Back and forth It's like where is this going to go Like how is this productive Well apparently Which I had a really hard time Finding this But a lot of people Were talking about That the Pentagon Or the Trump administration They used this They said something That a lot of people Were like what does that mean And they said basically like Hey Pope Leo Do you remember the Avi How do you say it Avion This is crazy Avion Avion Yeah it's like French isn't it It's like the Avion Papacy Have you heard the Avion Papacy No I have not That's what they said Apparently And it's like okay Well what does that mean Yeah Well apparently in the 1300s This happened in Yeah the 1300s It was Pope Sorry I did bad notes for this Pope Boniface The 5, 6, 7, 8 Pope Boniface the 8th And he basically said No man I have supremacy over all kings That's what the Pope said The King of France This is really condensed Because it's I mean way Yeah Crazy But the King of France Philip IV Of France is like No I have authority over you Pope Pope's like no you don't I represent God And you can't overthrow me or whatever Yeah And so what the King of France did He sent his boys to the Pope And Pope said no you don't Publicly beat him up What At the Vatican They beat up the Pope They pulled the Pope out And beat him up Resulting in the next week The Pope dying Whoa They killed the Pope The history says they didn't kill him But everyone suspects that he had like Bleeding on the brain and stuff Yeah that doesn't just happen Basically publicly shamed him Beat him up He dies a week later And the King of France Moves The From the Vatican Moves it to Avion France As the new capital of Catholicism Appoints a French Pope And for the next seven Popes They Or for the next 70 years It's always a French Pope And so now the King France has control over Basically the Catholic Church Crazy That's wild So that's what Trump is like Hey remember this He said that to the Pope Apparently I couldn't confirm the actual source You mean allegedly Allegedly That's crazy Allegedly JD Vance rolls up to Rome Just pull up his sleeves Oh my gosh Yeah so they're basically like Hey remember when this happened Oh man Like careful Bro I saw it on TikTok That's crazy And a lot of the ladies in the comments were like Wow I really wasn't thinking I was going to need my medieval Church history degree In this administration But during these These French Popes Yeah The second time The 70 year reign of these French Popes Well one They were called the Babylon of the West Because of like how they were Basically the puppets of the French King Like anything the French King wanted The Popes would Thus saith the Lord Do this So bad news But in this time This 70 years time This is when The Pope outlawed The Knights Templar And so The Knights Templar Were basically like the heroes Right? This is where it gets tricky Because we talked about this before They accused the Knights Templar Of worshipping these Whatever Baphomet or Yeah deities Yeah Crazy stuff But there was a reality too That the Knights Templar They were the most wealthy group In the entire world Whoa Like they were They had more wealth Than the Vatican Than the King of France They owned more property It's interesting Is it because they were like Conquering and stealing? No Not necessarily No they established Like the first banking system Oh wow Like they would They opened up hospitals Orphanages They were basically Their job was to protect pilgrims That are going to Jerusalem And the Holy Land And like They accumulated their wealth that way I'm sure That they raided people And Yeah Stole a bunch of stuff No Not back then So the Pope says You guys are done So basically in one night The Knights Templar Were being arrested They were being executed What? So a lot of them Just fleed But with them fleeing A lot of the treasure Just went missing too Oh boy And so that's where you get stuff Like the curse of Oak Island And stuff Where they believe that Templars Buried their treasure Some of their treasure On Oak Island What? Did we talk about that? No but there's a whole TV show about it Where they can't seem To get their treasure Interesting But But through that I'm like I just started researching Different stories Of the Templars and stuff This one I thought was Just super Super cool So shortly after the Templars Were basically kicked out of Europe Because of the Catholic Church Which was in the 1300s 1312 Is when the Knights Templar Was dissolved This was during the same time frame As Braveheart in Scotland Yeah Cool And so What's his name? Bruce The people were riled up Robert Brown Robert Bruce Is that Yeah yeah yeah The King of England Or King of Scotland Was basically going against England Who was Catholic They had the Pope And all that stuff So there's Folklore Saying that There's a large majority Of Templars That fled to Scotland Because Robert the Bruce Was giving them A safe haven Okay And with that They brought treasure And all this stuff But it was the battle Sorry The battle At Bonnockburn Which is at the end Of Braveheart The battle of Bonnockburn Where the Scots Beat the English Yeah And they gained Their independence For a time being But the story goes That the Scottish Were losing that battle That Bonning Bonning Bonningburn And there was A force Out of nowhere A group of men That came into the battle Scared the crap Out of the English And the Scots Overtook the English took the English and so the theory is that there's a large group of knights templar that joined the scots in that battle to beat the english that is so cool and the knights templar they were known throughout the entire world as being like the scariest of warriors oh wow like they said that they would never surrender they like even the ottoman empire like they said these guys are scary oh man like they had their own like trained assassins and stuff like the ottoman empire if you know what they're called but they're like you know the knights templar do we don't mess with them because like they said they were so skilled so brave and like they would get their arm chopped off and keep fighting until they bled out oh my gosh just a different mentality i can do that too though yeah yeah you sure can um so i just thought that was so cool that's such a fun like connection of just like yeah them going to scotland them overthrowing the english with the scots and that just changing the course of history yeah and then probably just disappearing afterwards yeah golly man he must have thought like they were like ghosts or something but another connection of why the knights like why people think the knights templar were a part of that battle and did go to scotland or at least some of them did is that scotland became basically the birth center of freemasonry okay so the knights templar all that stuff like freemasons today attribute back to the knights templar yeah that is true they i mean just men just be fraternizing they can't help it um so fun so yeah they think that um the knights templar were in scotland very interesting that's very cool and then i'm like i want to learn i want to learn more about the knights templar i want to be a knight there's another group that was associated with the knights templar but they're called the knights hospitaler i think uh hospital hospital oh geez op yeah hospitaler yeah um they're basically just like a different sect of the knights templar okay and like they were more of like um philanthropic is that the word philanthropic that's the word um of like building hospitals protecting those on the road and just being very caring but they turned into elite warriors but they're basically made of monks whoa like these monks that help people but also were these elite warriors um after the dispersion of the knights templar and stuff the knights hospitaler the ottomans came over took over jerusalem they had to flee and they just kind of went from place to place constantly getting kicked out doing all this stuff and then the king of spain basically was like you guys can have the island of malta and like okay cool so there's like 500 knights hospitaler left cool at the island of malta and this battle is called the great siege of malta and they say it's the most decisive battle in world history oh wow and i never heard about it no does that mean like decisively it's the most decisive battle in world history everyone on the other side was dead decisively that it changed the course of history oh okay yeah so the ottomans were taking over everything and they're constantly going into europe and trying to get into europe and you had like spain and italy and the franks fighting back the ottomans but they're just a force they're just taking over everything and the knights hospitaler were just like we got some ships let's go be some pirates and rob all these ottomans that are out in open sea so they started doing that and they were like we got some ships let's go be some pirates and rob all these ottomans that are raiding villages and stuff where the ottomans were pirates dude yeah so they're fighting pirates they were pirates and they're fighting pirates cool and the ottomans were like let's get rid of these knights we hate these dudes yeah and they're like let's sail to the island of malta and just destroy them once and for all yeah we hate these dudes they're so philanthropic and like caring about hospitals and orphanages it makes me sick oh my gosh so in the this was in 1565 so about 200 years after the knights templar was dispersed 1565 the ottomans this tiny island of malta sent 60 000 ottomans oh my first 500 for 500 templars plus civilians and other soldiers and stuff um not templars knights hospitalers whatever um but they went and they fought them they laid siege and these knights were just they were like chanting like for god for saint john and they were like just hardcore yeah and the battle the siege would lasted about like i think it was like three months or something um actually longer than that let's see may let's see was it may june july august september five months oh could you imagine this siege happening but at the end the knights won they ended up killing 30 000 ottomans oh my word these guys were different and the people of malta with civilians and stuff because a lot of civilians just took up arms because these knights were just like yeah they just carried this courage and so these civilians like yo i'll follow you guys wherever yeah and so they ended up losing 6 000 people but the ottomans lost 30 000 potentially 40 000 oh my crazy and they said that if they didn't stop the ottomans at the out of malta there was a high chance that they would be killed by the ottomans and they said that if they didn't stop the ottomans at the out of malta the ottomans would have taken over all of europe but that battle like instantly went through all of europe gave every country in europe like the confidence like oh we can beat these guys yeah and so they fought them back bro they pushed them out of europe imagine seeing that battle yeah how crazy of a fight is that six i mean 40 000 people yeah that's the island's probably not even big enough for that no golly i just thought that was the coolest story the siege the great siege of malta that's awesome five hundred nights 30 60 000 ottomans they spanked them i'd like a movie mel gibson that would be a fantastic movie that's what i keep thinking every story we talk about that's yeah i want to see this movie that's on the low end 60 people per soldier crazy much crazy monks with swords dude that's their alamo not only that they they had um like the ottomans and stuff they were like skilled at like sharpshooting so they had guns at this time oh wow shooting and cannons so they're just berating yeah they're they're fortresses and these knights are like no yeah we ain't doing this how'd you get shot by a cannonball it'd be worse i mean you ever seen it happen like the circus guys i mean yeah the stomach and stuff yeah it's terrible i know it's not so that's not even probably the same like yeah speed or anything have you dealt in um the patriot yeah yeah they show the cannonball hitting the dude's leg yeah yeah that and what's that uh what was the show that we watched on hulu the american primeval oh no japan was it japan oh shogun shogun yeah they showed him that one dude that was wild man the knights templar they have the coolest stories they believe that they came to the united states well before christopher columbus did too that'd be crazy like 300 years before columbus it sounds like everybody got here before christopher i know it's late to the party yeah literally everyone he's going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god he's the guy that shows up it's like yeah no i started this party yeah you guys came to america first but i got to india first yeah it's not india christopher you're indians though so power of marketing explain that why does everyone call you indians india dangus anyways this is my stories that's a good story that's very good i just imagine i just want to know like how cool would these people just be like if you were just hanging around them like in their off time yeah like could we hold a conversation with them at all yeah it's so weird warrior monks it sounds like they don't really have off time it sounds like they're always doing something yeah maybe that's our problem yeah too much talk more action more action but you think of like stuff like even with like what pope leo said like those who wage war yeah heard by the prayers of god but what if it's in defense of your christian nation being overtaken by no bro a muslim empire no i have something to say about that it's so interesting you bring that up because this morning i was like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like i saw something on the ticky talk it was a catholic priest interviewing about our current entanglement um and i guess what he said is the christian church historically has like a a way to like diagnose or like say like this is a war worthy of whatever and it's usually to preserve uh peace like you go to war for a preservation of peace and um he was criticizing this war and saying that this is an unholy war but i'm like taking over iran right isn't that the whole day yeah they've had iran since yeah for a long time and they say like death to all these allied countries do you know what i'm saying yeah what do you think i don't know i really don't know either i think i mean the calling can be specific too like i've talked to people that i know are believers and they feel very passionate about being the people let's let's ignore the theater of war let's let's talk about their people so a lot of guys go into war into combat they come back to the states they can't assimilate they're just wired as soldiers now and so they're like i have this skill yeah what do i do with it and then there are people now who have created organizations where people with that skill set can go in and like rescue kids out of child trafficking yeah epic use yes of that skill fully condone that sort of behavior yeah and so it's like now we're just making the plain argument someone can be called to that sort of thing the problem when you get political is like you don't even freaking know if the war you're in even you know it's underneath the guise of like they said they're going to kill us or they're doing all this stuff but we don't even know if that if it's about that or if it's about just profit and profit control i suppose that's why i don't know is because i don't understand the exact motives i do know that iran used to be a somewhat western nation where there was prosperity amongst some people i don't know if it was everybody but they were on their way to something that was a little bit more western and tolerant it's just hard jesus telling put your sword away in the garden he's like you're not supposed to do this this is supposed to happen or the sword die by the sword or the gospel going forward on the ground underneath oppression and dispersion the best thing for the kingdom of christ might be the oppression of his church yeah so it's like i don't know no it's true we do know that there are examples of holy wars though that it does exist like within scripture in the modern scripture yeah in the new testament era oh i don't know super different well i mean the crusades yeah well that's that's the debate is like we're like were those justified justified because it kind of seems like from the life of christ christ didn't come like all the the the jewish people were expecting the messiah to come and overtake rome right and to be a vigilant soldier type and he's like no this isn't my kingdom he's like my kingdom is out of this world yeah i don't know no i don't know i mean yeah i mean he he consistently told people who were violent stop being violent although what is the what what does he say when they're at um he also does talk about defending the innocence yeah and when he when he's at the last supper and they're like should we get our swords and he was like yeah soon yeah i don't know we need to do a deep dive into this chat help us well i mean like war war what is it absolutely nothing yeah they said it on the chosen yeah and we were like that's not in the bible and it's like sure enough it is it was there was a lot that happened in the chosen we're like that didn't happen that's embellishment then we go we read our bible we're like that happened there's also a lot of yeah speaking to that we might have mr dallas jenkins on sometime in the future we just might anyway you know we will have on patreon right after this episode extra episode bonus episode patreon.com forward slash news or butterflies too bad they don't get a bonus episode every week with every episode though josh that's what you're wrong andy they do okay they really do so what we get a bonus episode it's not like we get the episodes earlier in the week you do andy you do okay well i want discounts on merch unless you give me that i'm not getting on patreon you get that as well andy okay all right last thing i just want some behind the scenes footage i love this podcast so much i want to see more of what's happening on your guys real time without you know being in the couch and talking about these subjects like what's happening beyond that that's all on patreon too yeah so you go to patreon.com fortress ninjas or 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