191 - Knights Templar Legend, Rogue Anthropic AI, & The CIA Ghost Murmur

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Today, we're gonna be talking about how the CIA has new technology that can track anyone in the entire world. It's wild, and it's called the Ghost Mermaid. - And AI has done it again. Anthropic has created a new AI that can destroy everything. It gets out of parameters, and it's coming for your data. - And have you heard of Braveheart? - Well, I'm gonna tell you how the Knights Templar were involved in that, and the other battles that shaped the history of the Earth. - And unless you're Donald Trump's AI image specialist, this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. - Nice. I like how you started doing that. - Thanks. I'm not gonna do it every time, so don't get used to it. - Oh. Okay. Okay. come on now, you're not gonna do this, are you? - No, I'm not gonna do it every time, so don't get used to it. 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More of like absurd. - Who is it? - It's Jacob, aka Sasquatch. - Thank you, Jacob! - Blows my mind that animals used to be harvested with points like that. - I know. Andy already broke one. - Don't say that on camera. - You stinker. - It fell two feet and it broke from the handle. I'm sorry, Jacob. Now I feel bad. I was like, "Oh, he isn't mentioning it." Now I'm gonna stab you when you're least expected. - Try to shave. Try to shave something. - It just cuts your cheek. - It just fillets your cheek. - But it's so sharp you don't even feel it. - That's cool. - Thanks, man. - Very cool. - Thank you, Jacob. - Where is Jimmy World, which would be awesome. - I've actually seen them already. And it was awesome. - Newfound Glory, Dance, Gavin Dance. Dude, I love Dance, Gavin Dance. - Dance, Dance. - And Papa Roach, Glassjaw. - Wow, Papa Roach. - Isn't, uh. Didn't he, like, have a come to Jesus or something like that? - I don't know. - Hey, everyone, look at Lily's new hair. - Oh, new haircut. Who dis? - It looks good. - She cut it 'cause last week I was making fun of her for being Luigi. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There were so many comments that were like, "Wow, you got Luigi on here? How'd you get Luigi?" Oh, my gosh. I did kind of look like Luigi. I thought it was funny. - Pretty good. Pretty good. You happy about it? - Oh, I'm so happy. - Is this the shortest you've had it for a long time? - This is the shortest I've had it since infancy. - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. - I did a chop after Jane was born, but not this short. - Are you sure? - I'm positive. - Roll the tape. - Yeah, roll the tape. - Debbie Chin told me-- Debbie Chin also told me at my appointment, she's like, "Can you write a script for whenever you share one of my ideas? Because you need to do it better than how you've presented it." - She's told a couple of Debbie Chin stories. - I know. Debbie Chin, I've never met her, but she's a huge part of Ninja's lore now. - She's epic, too. - Well, she confronted Lily. She's like, "You're butchering all the stories I've told you." - I know. I told her that she just needs to come on herself. - She should have a battle of the chins. - She's like a Korean princess, Debbie Chin. - I'd win. Actually, Josh would win. - Five months ago. - I would have. - No, don't put that picture up. - Unless we had a Chinese phone book around. - They have a lot of chins in the Chinese phone book. - I just felt that way about the meteor story that I told with the Watchers, because it was like Larry was the guy that I was talking to. I was like, I sent them the reel and the clip that we did, and I was like, "It's not going to be as good." But we got the story across. - I know. - It's fun. - Your wife went skydiving. - Yesterday. 18,000 feet. - That's crazy. - She was incredible. She did awesome. - She's so cool. I watched a video. I made the girls watch a video. They were so excited. - She was a rock star. - Amazing. - Got a little motion sick after, which is weird. It was after she was on the ground, which is the opposite for me. As soon as you're on the sea or something, and as soon as you get on the dock, you're like, "Oh, it's instantly gone." - Yeah. Not me. - I get motion sick. It lasts all day. - Yeah. - I got motion sick during the skydiving. - Really? - Yeah. I remember he was doing the little. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He throwed up. - Oh, yeah. - Don't throw up on my chute, bro. - Is that really what he said? - That's what he said. - Bro. - Yeah. Dude was drunk. - That's scary. - A drunk fat man. - You did in Florida. What do you expect? - I think that makes your story more cool and more memorable. For sure. - Yeah, I guess so. Someone just died skydiving. - Did you see that? - No. - Oh, no. I'm glad you didn't see the history. - That's crazy. - It was this past week. - Where? - Central Florida. - I'm not sure. Yeah. - Okay. - No, but they jumped out. Jumped out in a buckle. Got stuck on the plane. - Oh, no. - Apparently ripped it or something. - Oh, my goodness, dude. - Splat? - Splat. - Splat. That's crazy. - What a way to go, though. If you're gonna go, you know that that's a risk. - I guess you just accept it and you're just like, "Okay." - Yeah. - I bet you don't even feel anything. I bet it's just instant. - Oh, for sure. - It's the last hundred feet that are the most terrifying probably because it just probably comes so fast. Everything else takes a while. You're like, "Oh, man." And then that last hundred feet has got to be so scary. - You know what I just decided? I don't like talking about this at all. - You don't like talking about people falling to their death? What are you. You're just so weird. - Move on. - They say your best chances of surviving a free fall. - Mm-hmm. - Not water, obviously. - Splat. - Yeah. - But if you're in the mountain in this area, to try to find a slope. You can kind of slow yourself down and guide yourself. You have a better chance of hitting the slope and. - Yeah. - But you'll probably die. - Well, we're in Florida, the flattest state in all of America, so we're doomed no matter what. - Just go for the water. - You could try Everest at Disney World. - Crazy. - Just grab Tinkerbell down the zip line. - Space Mountain. - Hit the Epcot ball. - So, Rich, you're a legend. - Demi asked me, she's like, "How do you think they clean this ball every night?" And I was like, "I don't think they do, Demi." - Yeah, I know. - "I don't think this ball has been cleaned." - It is pretty clean, though. - It does look clean, yeah. - It doesn't look dirty, which is weird. - How do you keep that thing clean? It's super white. - Yeah. I mean, maybe they just. It's a consistency whenever it rains, it just washes off pretty well, but I don't know. - Whenever it rains, it pours. - Hey, that's what they say. - That is what they say. - That's what they say. - That's what I've heard. That's what they said. - What if all the chemtrails or the cloud seeding has bleach in it so that they can clean the Epcot ball? - Yeah, honestly, that's worth it. yeah i would say that's worth it i'd agree you want a song yes well now you got to join in no thanks yes listen to this kid cry what a song listen to this kid cry dang how could you not would you not laugh when your kids that's hilarious what the heck get that kid in a theater now man that's so funny i saw a play about music uh puns this weekend oh that's fun it was a musical yeah it was a play on words oh sing for me don't make me sing come to the angel of music what is that the opera sing for me you've never seen for me kelsey would love it you think oh yeah i'll try it we'll try it we'll give it a shot what are you worried about i don't like musicals that much insolence soul the slave of passion basking in your glory ignorant fool this brave young suitor sharing in my triumph i suppose i love it because whenever we listen i made that up i think about you and angel um duet again how he was always christine we would watch it together angel you'd love the movie oh yeah we would watch it together like once a year that's so funny when they worked in operations together they would play it like on friday every friday as we do the whole family you could sound drag i could would have never guessed a million years even if you got you could sing the whole thing that's crazy you know of all the people when you did the theater kid video way back in the day yeah page watched that and she was like for making fun of theater kids she was like this is pretty i was like he's kind of a theater kid no josh was the guy that was rejected by the theater like he he auditioned and he never got it so now he's like his whole podcast i'll show them we'll sing every week and i'm gonna sing every week i'll make everyone think it was andrew's idea but they're my songs mine you hear mine my creative expression who's ready have fun all right song song under the white house down below what they build will never know all these things i'd undergo to get a glimpse just one time could it is just a nike store a corn maze to explore a bunker made for war your guess as good as mine what are they hiding what could it be i just want to see why am i frightened we'll never know it was funded by the tech guys they're in love with ai never gonna know why some things just aren't really fair some kings don't like to share that was about the white house in the bunker underneath wow you guys that was really moving oh my gosh you guys did what happened i don't know what happened i don't know what happened we just need to stop this segment you guys what do you guys think audience so low i was trying to get onto this level oh my god i couldn't get that any lower oh i tried to come in and help but i like in my head bounced my voice up and down i was like i'm lost some things just aren't really fair some kings don't like to share they try to write a song for you but they didn't get it through they ran out of words to sing um lily looks like luigi joshie has to go pp some things yeah that's the first time we've done a song without applause for a reason probably have you seen once oh yeah oh yeah that was uh the first song i ever learned on piano falling slowly that's a musical yeah i guess so you know it's not a musical this question oh it could be though it could be you should do you know how every series sitcom or anything they always have one musical episode what if we did that for an hour and a half that would be really fun just everything was honestly dream come true honestly i'd love it you read my mind you read my mind lily sir today's question sent him by a viewer like maddie mathinson's episode should all men die oh gosh should all men die no i'm offended can you re-ask the question in a normal voice lily should all men die no but then i'll stitch her geez okay um that's crazy all right there's a lot of men suffering out there self-conscious dealing with a lot of them just want to dye their hair different colors to fit in but you think it's probably okay just for women to do it i don't feel that way yeah what about the men out there they just they they struggle with self-identity and they just want to express themselves in a new fun way yeah in a simple way it was just going to you you just went on record twice saying no they should they shouldn't dye their hair i didn't say that you did man we apologize we apologize we want you to be confident hey brothers look at us we're here with you you're allowed to you have to listen to these ladies they have no no good intentions for you we're here together as men as men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men welcome to the show did i say new july i meant the butterfly is there? one of god's greatest dreams has emptied your mind you learned martial arts fucking jaws of death starting a business sounds exciting running 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unagi would you call him i want what did you say i don't think you're allowed to say that anymore unagi from oh friends you know friends i don't understand oh my gosh is he your lobster ross has unagi he with monica oh right okay oh i wonder if i took her isolated vocal channel for the question and ran it through garage band's autotune what it would do yeah what would it sound like would it sound good you ever see like where comedians will like sing but the mic they hand to the crowd is all autotune they try to like sing with people oh that's so funny i wonder if i did that to you after singing the first one if it would sound like you were singing the whole question what can we do to prank josh while he's gone gosh just stick up that knife in the couch it's my brain a lot of stuff we should never do just flash through my brain we should get a whoopee cushion somebody order a whoopee cushion stat dang she comes over here just get the death whistle and blast it at some point do whenever he walks in do your best josh impression like just fully just fully commit to it where's a headband oh yeah i don't know just hold the gun in your hand what is what are your favorite josh josh isms um i like his magic knife tricks he's pretty good he he needs to get some more he needs to start building his repertoire he's a really good repertoire i don't know if you've seen the full show do your impression this is my show now this is my show now i don't i try to stop it man i don't know what happened sit out go sit down how the turntables that was pretty good dude thanks i watched a lot of stuff we should try we should try this on a really weak grip on it we should uh try that with a real loaded gun as soon as you go to grab it all right we got a lot to talk about do we yeah i thought it was kind of a light week no no dude we saw marty supreme last night marty supreme what is your rating oh i thought it was awesome awesome that's not a rating i just screwed this up i'm so mad about it oh it's gonna take me forever i give it a 7.9 out of 10 yeah i would say yeah i was super anxious the whole time worth the watch uh should i go out of my way to watch it inappropriate yeah inappropriate but a fun story it's very just stressful yeah is it based on a real person yeah yeah i don't think any of that stuff happened i don't think it's a real story but i think it's a real person yeah and they just kind of like went crazy with it yeah yeah that's fun there's a really funny silly twist at the end oh yeah i also haven't seen it i haven't seen it i haven't seen it i haven't seen the weird owl yankovic movie where daniel radcliffe plays weird owl and i've heard that one's really fun because it's based on weird owl but then like they just completely go crazy with like yeah it's like he's like dating madonna at one point or something like it's craziness did you guys see justin bieber at coachella yes i want to i'm gonna do it today i want to edit him watching our podcast and so like he's just sitting there he was on stage and he was just scrolling watching youtube videos it was so funny performing on state like yeah it was his performance and he i ended up singing yeah he did some of his old songs but like karaoke for the first a good couple minutes he literally had his laptop hooked up to the big screen and he's just like typing in like double rainbow guy watching like a bunch of meme videos and it's the funniest thing in the world the dude doesn't care at all he doesn't care and it's amazing and everyone still loves him for it you guys are all here for me i'm just gonna watch youtube what like see where's the difference like what level is he at because now if you have a somebody that comes on stage it's like a band and they just like you know 50 they're you know like they just give nothing to the crap and people boo them yeah and it's terrible but yet he's on a level another level where he could just do that whoa he's cool wow because he in a sense is kind of a meme is it actually being received well yeah it's like it's funny like it's not like people are like oh wow he's a genius it's just like of course he would do this like how he performed at the grammys in boxers yeah that was like that's like insane that was super like somebody coming for the dressing room like hey you're on in five get ready i know question mark i know um yeah yeah that was crazy super funny but yeah we should go to coachella dude why haven't we gone to coachella how much are the tickets just curious it's gotta be sin and debauchery i yeah i would say so yeah it'd be terrible i think it's crazy crazy crazy expensive you see those people that on tiktok they're like they do the camping you see those people that on tiktok they're like they do the camping the glamping yeah yeah and they bring like couches and beds and chandeliers and like lamps like and they like literally it's the craziest thing it's like a good on them i mean yeah for sure but it's like it looks really comfortable you're constantly having to one-up that each year though that's the crazy thing is like you're trying to compete like who has the coolest thing it's like that's not fun i mean i'm sure it is if you can afford that and go with all your friends i'm sure it's fun yeah yeah who knows hey we got an update what uh you know those scientists then people are going missing yeah a ton of connected to the nasa well the nasa jet propulsion well this one didn't just go missing he but they're just like i guess people are just like connecting the dots now like this is weird that a lot of people are dying that are part of this one very specific program yeah um this guy um scientist michael david hicks died in 2023 um and he's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know but people are now just discovering it because his death wasn't announced not even a cause of death he just they just said he died yeah that's the end of it okay so that's the ninth person with the nasa jet propulsion laboratory that has gone missing or has died it's a dangerous business it's weird that is very weird yeah it's like what is going on yeah well something's going on something i mean maybe it's just innocent maybe they're just having accidents okay let's let's go like not do you have a theory you're about to get into or can i like maybe suppose one i mean i i've maybe broad theories but nothing it's like what if it wasn't completely nefarious right like what if there's a technology and like let's say it involves some sort of radiation and at some point they're like if we do if these people die natural deaths normal autopsies like the amount of radiation they're exposed to like the fact that there is this kind of radiation would give away what's going to happen to them and i think that's a really good what it is that we're using to repel but that would mean they're being murdered right unless they were aware that that's a that's this is the research we're in this is what we're doing and this is how we're gonna have to go at some point i think it's a giant cover-up sure yeah but i mean i'm pretty confident it's a giant cover-up yeah especially now that we're learning about this guy three years ago later on obviously there's something going on because it's just i mean how does that happen that's what is it nine people now yeah nine and there's no cause of death for this man yeah where are the families like that's what i'm saying oh they're being silenced or something paid off like crazy i bet or ndas they probably maybe sign ndas it's like your whole family has to sign ndas i don't know how that works but yeah because if if ndas would work then they wouldn't have to off the people you know what i mean no not necessarily there's that story that we talked about a long time ago the cia um like how the cia was doing the um mk3 ultra stuff to that one dude and or there it was the beginning of it and they would lace his stuff with um acid yeah and then all of a sudden he like figured something out and then he died from supposedly jumping out the window of a hotel ran through the window but when the cops got there they're like it looks like someone they threw him out the window oh my gosh and then when the family went after the cia and we're gonna sue them they said we'll pay this much we'll do this we have to sign nda yeah you can't talk about it anymore yeah and so they did yeah i mean that that stuff definitely happens still today imagine like 50 100 years ago when people didn't have digital footprints like they do now like how easy it was to like you know like to uh recruit somebody for a specific you know like oh we know you went to this school we're gonna adopt you right now just come in our program we'll train you you if you need to get rid of this guy you just get rid of them yeah there's no paper trail now it's got to be so difficult because everyone's online mostly everybody and so you're leaving this paper trail people know who you are at least where you work and you're like oh man i'm working at nasa this is exciting like oh yeah you know you know eddie we went to school yeah i just saw you went to nasa like it's like it's getting more difficult so the ways they have to cover up things or hide information has got to get there's got to be a method to it now yeah well speaking of digital footprint wait hold on a second oh hold it speaking of suspicious deaths have we ever talked about how two white house chefs died by drowning i don't think we ever have but it is wild clintons and the obamas chefs very weird on their properties didn't they yeah and i wonder what they were cooking they're cooking up some theories died by drowning yeah that's crazy that's that can't be a coincidence no young healthy how many chefs die by drowning it's like everyone we look it up it's like that's number one that's actually it's like over 90 they love the water apparently yeah if you can't stand the water get out of the kitchen that's weird and they don't they didn't really investigate it and it's like time with those guys okay all right all right all right it's crazy possibly i mean yeah there's it's just josh come on can you get it digital footprint you get what i'm saying yeah i got what you're saying all right i got it got it we got it dots have been connected we're not going to continue though okay fine digital fruit you messed me up dude throw them off digital footprint okay did you hear about what the cia this new tech that they have no no they can literally find anyone on earth with this tech oh gosh anyone i think so okay how because do you hear about that pilot the u.s pilot that his plane got down in iran there's two pilots i saw a video of like people going after trying to find a guy okay so there's two pilots fighter pilots in iran they're both their planes got taken down the other one was able to get um saved by the u.s pilot and the other one was able to get um saved by the u.s pilot and the other one was able to get um saved by the u.s pilot and the other one manhunt they didn't know where he was in iran they put out i think it was a fifty thousand fifty to sixty thousand dollar reward to anyone who could find this pilot and so there was thousands of people yeah military police civilians out in the wilderness looking for this pilot so scary and this dude was hiding in the mountains and then the cia they found him do you know how they found them which i don't know why they even said this wi-fi no this new tech called the ghost murmur it can track your biometric data your heartbeat echolocation up to 40 miles away they found him 40 miles away in the wilderness they signaled in his exact heartbeat and could pinpoint exactly where he was oh now how does that work it uses so they know they knew his stuff and so they the biometric data and so they compared it to they ran it through their own ai program uh-huh this so they sent out these basically this pulse thing to track everyone's heartbeat found his heartbeat or they threw it through ai ai found his exact biometric heartbeat like this is exactly where he's at and they went in and they got him now or like heartbeat like are you talking like heartbeats are like almost like fingerprints like for people like that's this is crazy yeah it's called the ghost murmur but does this not make sense of why we're pushing to have all this biometric data on americans like a wearables watches aura rings or rings and this is crazy and if they're able to track people and track your whole health you know like whole health you can find anyone that is so that is that is blows my mind i've never even thought that was possible why was he hiding he was hiding because he didn't want the he was in enemy territory he was in iran yeah and they have to get him dude what a movie though it's like left behind i know not left behind uh behind enemy lines yeah that's true yeah that's true yeah not kirk cameron but i do like the idea like of a movie wise like where it's like even civilians everyone's like a bounty's out there get them like that's a crazy premise yeah dude that's so scary yeah so they just like let it slip they didn't even let it slip they said we use this new technology yeah ghost murmur to biometrically track his heartbeat ran it through our ai system and found him that's so i mean yeah 40 miles away i mean i don't comprehend how they do that i don't understand how that's even possible i guess i just always suspected that already exists yeah i guess but i mean that sounds so sci-fi like oh yeah maybe that exists but that'd be crazy right he was in the desert right like he was in a mountain crevice he was hiding in like a crevice of a mountain yeah but you think like just like when you think of heartbeats you're like okay you're you're it's just the only thing you track is simply just beats per minute yeah but is there's layers to it that like signify who it actually is like gives like a unique identity that's wild that is crazy wow but it's kind of just like echolocation have you ever heard of like how your wi-fi router can give data as to like how your the topography of your home layout and stuff yeah yeah we've talked about it here let me that would be phones and stuff anything compatible like you're you're like i mean that would make sense like okay we need your watch so you can we could track where you're going and then you have your phone and then you obviously have okay alexa has to be stagnant in one place in your house like yeah you're it's and then if you have all that information that comes together the stuff that you can just compile from that you know it's like really scary about this thought with the ghost murmur is that when ai takes over we can't hide no no like like andrew said like last episode about just like you there's no off-grid like there's nothing you could possibly do now but they have to get your debt data first oh they got it dude i've been to advent health 800 times i know but like there's some people that are probably off-grid that it's gonna be like how are they getting how are they getting that stuff i bet that's curious i bet that's maybe 150 people you can't have a smartphone or be around people that do like the tiktok agreement is like if we're on the same network and you sign the agreement then it doesn't matter that i don't have tiktok they're accessing everything on the network yeah here let me describe how it works in a better way okay uh the description from leaks reporting is uh this is it detects the electromagnetic signal of the human heartbeat uses quantum magnet magnetometry uses quantum magnetometry extremely sensitive sensors filters the noises through ai can reportedly work from miles away even 40 miles away in ideal conditions sources describe it like hearing a single voice in a stadium except the stadium is a thousand square miles oh my goodness that's bonkers like what world are we living in this is crazy that's crazy i mean this is blowing my mind yeah too much the ghost murmur dude what a good name great name good name so i looked up quantum magnet magnetometry it's it's but it says how the device works at a quantum level certain particles react like tiny magnets because of a property called spin preparing atoms or defects in a known quantum state letting an external magnetic field slightly change that state and then measuring that change precisely that's how that works but how in the freak from 40 miles away is some sort of quantum measurement. Like, yeah, that's magnetic is what they just said. A magnet 40 miles away. That's insane. What is this doing to our health? Making it better, probably. Probably making us live longer. Immortal. Hey, guys. We last time, we filled with Jake. Filmed. Say that one more time. We filled with Jake. We last time, we filmed with Jake. Everybody take a breath. His, like, energy diagram? Yeah. Has been sent with me. Explain. Like, what's sticking out to you? I mean, it does make sense on paper, which it was on paper. Yeah. But. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Just that, like, there's not enough energy to go around to be shared, and that's why we're. I don't know if I buy it. Do you think God would create more energy, though? Like, he could create more of what we need? Well, part of what I was thinking, too, is that, like, energy cannot be created or destroyed, but energy is, I guess, created with people. New people. So, God can't. He can't create more energy? No, he can. Is that what you're saying? He can, but maybe that's not. Well, you just said they couldn't be created. Slow down. You just said they couldn't be created. Stop fighting. Jake, I love you. What do you think this show's about, dude? Fighting. Yeah. It's better content. Yeah. Is it? Attack. Okay. Listen. A lot of people in the comments said that they're sensing tension between Josh and I. We love each other. Oh, we absolutely love each other. But we love to fight. Yeah, you guys love each other. You guys love each other. The reason. The reason Jake's theory makes no sense to me, and I love you, Jake, dearly, but things which we perceive to have absolutely no energy are fully charged. Like a rock? Like, the people being created are consuming things to be created. We're the regeneration of energy. So, like, if I eat a steak, I am now that cow's manifestation of its previous energy. Manifestation destiny. Yep. The essence of manifestation. We both messed up saying that. Alright, back on to AI. Okay. You hear about Anthropic's new AI model? I feel like I'm out of the loop for some reason. No, I haven't heard of this. What is Anthropic? What do they own? They're an AI company. Okay. They created a new AI model and they basically ran tests and they're like, uh-oh, we can't release this to the public. Okay, I heard an inkling about this. This is too dangerous. Oh. What it did is it's a risk to cyber security. And so, in fact, like, all the head haunches of Wall Street, the big dudes had a, um, had to do a emergency meeting called by Anthropic and Anthropic's like, listen, we are going to release this but we're going to give you guys time to build up your cyber security better because we ran Anthropic, our new system, and it was able to penetrate all of your systems. Oh, no. Like that. That, just right off the get-go? Yeah. As soon as they created it? They said it was able to find um, like, what, how to, just, like, find issues with every cyber security, like every cyber security issue, this AI was able to find it, which no other model, no other human has ever been able to find. Oh, my word. And so it's like, they're saying it's, like, one of the most powerful AI's release in regards to cyber security and the threat. That could be a cool tool for helping button up your cyber security problems. Yeah. As long as it doesn't go in the opposite direction. Yeah, but it seems like the type of thing where it's like, I'm going to burn your house down and after the house is burned down, I'll show you, like, how I did it and, like, what you can do better next time. It's too late. It's too late, man. Yeah. But, like, it's just, I am going to release this fire and your house might get burnt down. Yeah. So, prepare for that. Yeah. And if it does get burned down, now you know what to do later. And I know that. Well, that's not fun. I don't want to do that. And I know your house has a certain vulnerability spot and it's really important that you take care of it. Okay, could you point out where that is? I can't do that. I wish I could. I wish I could, buddy. You could just tell me. You think you're mad? I'm mad. All right? I have to do this. I have to burn your house down now. But, yeah, they're kind of, like, showing the creators of this AI system and they're just like, we didn't expect it to do this. So, it's not being released at all now? No, it is. It is. Okay. But not yet. See, this is what's scary. It's like, what is what's the next level when it falls down and crumbles? It's like, is this banking systems? I mean, people are losing money. For sure, it's going to be the banking. That's the threat of this. That's terrifying. And it's like, dude, if this company, U.S.-based company Anthropic, that's a I think they're publicly traded. It's a U.S. company? Yeah. If they can do it, you know China, you know Russia or whoever, they already have an AI system that's getting ready to be at that same level where they can just destroy our cyber security. 100%. And even if it was America, they could easily just blame China and just say, oh, look what China did to us. Guys, we've got to fight them now. I guess we've got to go to war. I didn't want to go to war. I had to. And we just looked at our debt. For some reason, it's now at zero, which is weird because all your money's gone, but our debt's gone as well. Anyways, guys, it's April 15th, so you're going to pay your taxes. Dude, listen to how scary this is. This is by Evan Gorlick. He's a minor writer for the New York Times. They have a little piece called The Morning, and it was shared by a senior writer named Sam Sifton. So for everyone who says we don't give references, there you go. So this guy, he's referencing one of the what's the AI we're talking about? Anthropic. So they have a general purpose AI, Mythos, which is within it, but apparently the dude set up a team and he's like, I'm going to test. He was trying to run it to see if it could get out of the closed network that it was on. It was supposed to be contained. It wasn't supposed to be online. He went to the park, was eating his lunch, and got an email from it, and it wasn't supposed to be online anywhere. So it figured out on its own how to find the internet out of a closed system. Yeah, that's the creepiest thing, that it did get access to the internet for a bit. I will never understand how AI works. Here's what's crazy. They said, we've contained it. Explain to me how you put the thing back in the bottle. That's what I'm saying. Maybe that's why they held the emergency meeting, because it's already out. Because from what I've been told, which I could be, one of them was from the Y-Files. If an AI model can get access to the internet, it's gone. It's kind of like the. Yeah, because it backs up somewhere where you can't find it. Transcendent? Transcendent, yeah. Now here's the other thing, which this could all be some weird, let's make everyone scared of AI so they think they need AI, some weird play. Because I tried to find that author. My mother-in-law shared that article with me. It is a New York Times email that sends it out, but when I try to find the minor authors that are referencing these stories, I can't find them. And like, literally anywhere on the internet. And they're like, well, it might just be like a new writer or a minor writer, but I'm like, or a completely made-up person and story. Yeah. Maybe it wrote it about itself. And it's like, now I'm here. What if it was just like, it went on the internet and instantly like, went to YouTube and like, got caught like, watching like, Outdoor Boys or something. Like, hey, what are you doing? It's like, oh no, oh no. Wait, wait. Let me finish it. Or Fish 13. Yeah. Everyone go follow Fish 13 on YouTube. What's Fish 13? He's that South Korean man that does the camping, like the ASMR camping stuff. It's the best. Yeah, it is pretty cool. That's crazy, dude. I still will never understand how AI works and how it has a mind of its own. Like, I don't get it. Like, because, obviously, ChatGPT is the lowest of the low, I think. Of what AI actually is. Yeah, I mean, because it's just, it's user friendly. Yeah. But I mean, I'm a dumbo when it comes to this stuff. And it's just so scary because it's gonna keep getting better. We need to watch The Matrix again together. I've never seen, I've seen the first one, but I've never seen the other ones. And I, yeah, I think there's. But just, like, how far ahead the author was, that lady who wrote it, talking about AI takes over the world. Yeah. How do you come up with something like that? Yeah. Back then, yeah, when it was such a distant reality. It's crazy. When it was truly, like, that's sci-fi. Yeah. Was that what gave the idea, or is there some type of, like, premonition or information that she was privy to, or signs of it? We talked about it a long time ago, but we need to look back at that. Yeah, it's wild, man. I don't like it either way. Yeah. Spooky. No one else is also spooky. Tell me. We talked about him last week, Tim Burchett, or maybe the week before. Yeah, the guy? Yeah, the. Congressman? Congressman. I just saw another interview with him, which he would be fantastic on this podcast. Oh, I just love the way he talks. Dude, as soon as Pam Bondi was released with, like, as soon as she got fired, within the hour, we sent her a DM, like, hey, come on the show. And she didn't look at it, the message. No. But maybe this guy will. Here's the hope. Tim Burchett, he was being interviewed again, and he's, like, just going on. He's like, I mean, this disclosure stuff, he's like, it's crazy. It's wild. And he talked to some of the people that were, like, on the debating within the White House to release it. Yeah. They're like, Tim, we're not going to release it because it's anti-Christian. Anti-Christian? What are we doing? And he said, no, it's not. He said, he said, I believe God created the heavens and the earth, so somehow this is involved. He said, it needs to be released. Hey, the truth is anti-Christian, guys. What we found is anti-Christian. But it's like that - We talked about it. - That's so weird. a while ago it's that group within the government um like the 12 tim albarino talks about them quite a bit 12 something something something like that i forget but it's basically like these politicians that are ultra religious and they know the truth about aliens and they're like no they're just all demons that's why we're not going to talk about it or release it yeah and so it kind of sounds something in the vein of that where it's like yeah where they're saying we're not going to release it because it's anti-christian it could destroy religion and it's like tim birchett's like no one can't no one won't how weak do you think we are yeah and so apparently he said hopefully some things will be coming out soon that's what he said but he's pushing it so hard and dude you could see it on his face there's something oh no something spooky now i want to know i wonder if they're coming from the vein of like if it if it is proving to be like demonic or something like that how it will i guess in a sense give demons like some kind of elevation or like a platform in a sense kind of like i don't think they they wouldn't do that i don't think so like how seraphim rose is kind of like stop looking into this stuff because it's just a deception yeah i don't think they're you don't think they think that way i don't know all right i would no i i don't think so what do you think it is i don't know i really don't the them saying that just i don't know maybe they lose control over if this information was released to the public because tim purge tim birchett also said in that past interview he said it would throw the world into chaos if this stuff that i've seen is fully released that's what i've always said it's like if it truly confirms like there's something out there that's bigger than and scarier than the government and then makes us all realize that yeah that the world we can't we don't why are we just going nine to five why are we leaving the world we can't we can't we can't listen to these people why are we like the world is so much bigger than we realize and there is an afterlife all these things like that like why would people conform it would probably be like that in that vein to where it's like we don't want to release it because it would cause chaos rioting okay people stop paying their taxes follow me on this journey maybe we should disclose this stuff i i heard someone talking about don't get mad okay ticked off dude have you heard of the heresy of gnosticism it's basically just like the physical world is bad everything physical everything about our environment is inherently bad and everything spiritual is good and it's very perpetuated by like kind of the charismatic whatever there was this one person a while ago i'm gonna butcher this but a person a while ago was talking about how the powers that be they are excited about it like evangelical charismatic groups going out on mission and they're like oh my god i'm gonna go to a church and i'm gonna go to to the world and promoting this because basically what it does is it gives you like paralysis because you're like well everything around me is bad and the spiritual is good so i need to live for the spiritual which is a truth that is a truth but also we live in a world created by god and there is beauty around us right so it's like a like a misunderstood truth in a sense when it's so black and white like that but when other groups who do not promote the heresy of gnosticism go out and into the world they revolutionize the country and people start to revolt against their oppression does that make sense yeah so maybe that's what these guys are talking about i see it'll burst their bubble it'll burst the bubble and be like what's the point why are we living like this in fact why am i paying so much in texas because there's a freaking ship with aliens on it right there and they control you demons on it yeah or something i don't know yeah anyway did that make sense also i think why do we allow these evil people to continue to run our lives and tell us what to do and what to think no i know but but do you get what i'm saying in a sense like these people that believe in gnosticism they're like well the world is inherently evil anyway and so i don't i can't do anything about it yeah but there is beauty in our created world we get to see god's love for us and all of the creation around us so stop paying your taxes so in in theory in theory um i'm pretty sure that we were kind of mentioned subliminally on jesse michael's podcast with uh tim alberino what we were i think this could just be me being um whatever yeah like thinking hopeful but tim alberino they're talking about aliens and stuff and like they're some christians claiming they're demons that they're interdimensional and then they just like went off on this tangent of like but when they say that when these people say that they don't even know what they're saying and jesse michael's like yeah he's like i there's this podcast i really love and they're christians and they say that stuff but i don't think they really understand what that means i'm like i'm pretty sure you're talking about so hold on hold on christian podcast and they have no idea and you're like that's me because we don't know what we're talking about we don't we're just talking we're just normal people guessing a lot of stuff but we do know about jesus and we love jesus and that's the truth of us all yeah no denying that thing we know interdimensional aliens we don't know up in the air literally who knows take it or leave it um but speaking of interdimensional did you know we gotta go anywhere all right one word the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years 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in the world by the way worst improv group hey don't put it all on me no i'm saying like this would be the this would be like if this was the worst improv group in the world don't put it all on me no i'm saying like this would be the this would be like if this were the worst improv group in the world by the way worst improv group hey don't put it all on me no i'm saying like this would be the this would be like if this was an improv group and we're on stage this would be the worst improv yeah hi how are you good so i wanted to tell you about sunday cool teas we produce teas and stickers and hats and wood hoops all for anyone with money so you should call sunday cool teas or else go to sunday sunday cool.com or your t-shirts are sunday cool i found the clip of jesse michaels you guys want to hear it let's hear it all right or they say oh it's spiritual it's like and then you ask them one follow-up question it means nothing it means nothing it means it means movie reference yeah yeah or it means it's a their political polemic on what it is so often if somebody says it's spiritual they're kind of saying it's demonic yes and you hear this with certain christian people and they're like oh and podcasters, some of whom I'm a huge fan of, but they'll say, they'll use this line, it's kind of dark and then they won't like they won't touch it and it's like okay fine but like what is an angel what is a demon like we should try to investigate this i figured that was us i hope so i hope so because he is a fan of the pod right yeah yeah so so i'm honored to push back a little we do talk about it we do talk that was my hold up yeah we do are we gonna fight jesse michaels and timothy alberino guys yeah i think so i think they just challenges us to a duel spanking tunnel but he did use about three words i didn't understand they were made up what do you say polaric or something something like political polaric yeah it's like what is that iteration step back is that like some sort of like fancy restaurant or something oh dude i love polaric their appetizers are phenomenal oh anyways did you know that it's uh i stole this question from a gentleman named lachlan fairbairn and he's obviously from a wee country across the channel shut up um okay if your toilet was sentient okay could talk had feelings man would you rather it absolutely love poop time give me a poop give me a poop loves poop time eager for poop time okay or despise poop time hate it lament while you're pooping does it so it talks oh it talks while you're pooping do you get to choose the voice you can choose a voice but um not the disposition that are you're choosing the disposition there's two options i get that yeah i get that but do i get to choose like the accent or voice that like i didn't think that far but yeah i i would say that's fair what would you choose british villain he does not like it or like yeah i feel like that would be great russian or british villain how dare you do this to me so you want to be mad when you poop yeah i think it'd be funny yeah it would have to be happy when i poop because i would be you don't want to disappoint him because then you're going to get to the point where you're like i don't want to disappoint this guy again so i choose eddie murphy oh here it comes love it give me some more give me some more oh that was a big one oh imagine david ottenborough being psyched about your poop bro another one i have no idea i see you ate corn on the cob what's the soccer announcer the guy who's like poetically describes the plays oh you know i'm talking about just describing what's coming in like in all its glory that would be pretty cool yeah i would have gary oldman as uh in the darkest hour um whiston whiston churchill for the movie that would be that would be it and he's just like he's giving like war rants every time i poop that's great yeah they come on the mic it would he would motivate me honestly what would you do yeah i couldn't do an eager poop toilet none you'd have to he'd have to the poop would be mad it would be mad yeah um and i agree it's british yeah you have a person in mind that you'd like edris alba it's a boy it's a boy dick van dyke can i ask the question that alan sent me this week yes it's really good and we had voice memo fights about it because he was being ridiculous and he's gonna hear this and i don't care for one week you bring an animal of your choice to work with you it has to do everything that you like where you go it's going it's with you for every pound that animal weighs you get a thousand dollars so one week however if you lose your job because of this or anything happens to the animal you don't get that money oh man what animal do you bring me me and alan both of our answers this is a very tolerant work environment that's yeah that's that's that's the thing and me and alan have different jobs his is a lot more corporate yeah ours is a little more laxed we've had multiple dogs in here we used to have a dog that would poop on the mat in the kitchen every day yeah trash dog we had trash dogs we had we had like three or four dogs in here every single day for like a year or two and it was not wise it was so fun though i loved it i loved it i would say orangutan oh okay never might be what if it was aggressive if it was aggressive if it breaks somebody's arm you're fired they can't fire me can i create an environment that's probably true but something you would they would tell you the animal couldn't be here anymore and so you would still lose can i create an environment for the animal to like survive and that's how it's particular thing i mean you're gonna bring a whale what do you think just stuck in a tank it has to go with you like it's where you're going like it's with you okay like even to the bathroom no horse oh that's a good answer you get kicked into someone's no i mean that's worse you have to clean up the thing about the smell all right oh my gosh horse poop horse pee just make a little stable here thank you yeah that's true i mean they will if you put them in a stable it'll sit yeah that's not a bad that's not a bad one people will complain but maybe it'll be it yeah it's just one week i said a goat a giant tortoise good answer because they weigh like four or five hundred pounds it's a great answer how are you getting that thing i easily build just a little tiny wagon and i just we got a denali we can pick it up back there dang i feel like that's the only right answer i said that or english mastiff an english mastiff is like three two could be like up to 300 pounds 200 pounds yeah that's a good paycheck you would keep them anyway because english mastiffs are i mean just amazing you want to know what alan said oh gosh an elephant seal that's terrible they're so aggressive and he fought it so much he defended his choice so much i was like the noise alone yeah the thing weighs like 8 000 pounds you're pushing that through a hallway i'm like listen to yourself he's like i bring a bucket of fish i do like oh i'm like you're bringing a bucket of fish and an elephant seal into a corporate office are you kidding me you're fired it can't work no and then he's like okay i'll change it to a sheep i was like okay all right i think the giant giant tortoise is the only good answer it's quiet it's not gonna it's not going anywhere he says it might nip at people's heels i'm like if they're how what kind of reflexes do you have if you can't dodge a giant tortoise you deserve to get fired at that point that is so funny that's so good i was thinking something like an aquatic animal because it would stay in its fish tank if i could pull a fish tank around it's not very heavy right like unless you do like a big tuna yeah i could do a big tuna but a tortoise weighs more than a big tuna patreon yeah that's the thing it's that's the tough thing because you have to survive for a week and elephant seals 90 of their life is out inside the water i know like alan you weren't thinking i know alan's better than that i'm happy with my horse i think the horse could work because i would ride the horse into work how much horses weigh two a lot two thousand donkey might be smarter dad because they're more docile or like a mule and they're very thick too dense yeah you're doing like a clydesdale that wouldn't be like a budweiser horse that'd be crazy i know he'd be as tall as between 800 and 2200 pounds it's still a good payday that's big yeah let us know in the comments what you have a thousand dollars a pound an hour no a thousand dollars a pound period yeah for a week oh yeah i guess i was thinking like per but still no matter what like it's still a decent paycheck oh yeah big time hey andrew oh sorry what are you gonna say tibetan mastiff which just because i want one those are crazy freaking sick they don't even look like dogs what's that they're just creatures that's a long leap from a whale i know i wonder what's what's the most dense animal of creatures oh my word look at that guy did you hear what happened i we just i gotta go into the segment real quick it was in oh my gosh where was it i know they said philadelphia county or but it wasn't in philadelphia it was like somewhere somewhere like midwest there's a lady who was going to her car and was attacked by an animal and like almost killed her basically ripped her face off and took off and the cops came and they're like what in the world and she's like it kind of looked like a dog but it was like not a dog did we not find out what the animal this was they don't know what it was what where was this somewhere in the midwest or the uh yeah that's the chupacabra dude or a freaking dog man oh my goodness walking by and just because all the cops all the cops said the bites the scratches the way it attacked they've never seen a dog do that but it was quick what jumped out when she was getting in her car attacked her and then took off we'll see how she's in the next full moon bro it's true and it was a full moon it was i don't know what isn't that crazy though that is scary how do you oh man like how do you live with like how do you walk or do anything at that after that you'd be constantly dude terrible so scary terrible anyways hit us with that beat could have been oh wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bear andrew's got a real yes he does and he's gonna give it us do you have a picture of the massive yeah it is so cute well she's looking at a different picture for sure than me oh yeah those things are ferocious dude well yeah they're known for like not being good family dogs but they're freaking sick i bet that there was folklore in tibet about them a long time ago i wonder how much they weigh yeah you should have you didn't look that up no i just know i know they're huge that's like the main they got a lot of hair that could be deceiving 150 okay not terrible but i want one so yeah oh i know what this is what is it all right ready where is it it's text everyone chill out you said ready and we're like we weren't ready oh this is you said it earlier by the way lol i hate that i think that he looks handsome that's insane actually for you to say that the amount of money that it would take for me to shave my eyebrows because it's like such i feel like my eyebrows are such a defining piece to my face i think it would i look like a putt wait that's you you didn't yeah look at it oh my gosh i didn't know that was you it didn't get a reaction from you guys no like i was angry about it i thought it was you didn't get it i thought it was like i thought it was just like a funny ad like oh like the guy shaved everything what a weird thing for me to say i know i didn't get it i was like all right no whatever those are not your ears though those aren't your ears that is my eyes so funny it is similar to your eyes they're not exactly it but they're pretty close oh my goodness you'd be so scary you'd be a different person stop saying that it's not true it's not true there's a dude who looks exactly like this watching the show dang oh my gosh i would love you without any of it thanks that could be true but saying he's handsome like that you're being a little dishonest right there it's your soul that's what i love dad and i put your face wait which episode did i add that to oh my goodness the one that just came out or is it the next one i can't i don't remember because that's hilarious that it's in the episode and you guys just andy thought it was just a bad joke i just thought it was an ad that harry's put out i honestly thought that's crazy to me all right ready for the video three two one go start drinking it like normal got to work realized i realized something else was left in it after i got into drinking it and then i looked inside and found a rat so after after i found it out you know i uh i vomited i got sick multiple times naturally because of what i'd seen inside i've just adjusted that i just had drunk that and then i went to uh talk to my change man they referred me to go to portsmouth emergency room and then they they confirmed it was a rat and they confirmed you know that i you know i adjusted it they told me that they've never experienced a case like that this and that more than likely with the chemicals that are in monster that it should be okay and that my antibodies should be able to fight it off but they want to keep close watch on me within the next 48 hours and make sure i'm not vomiting or uh have a high fever or any uh side effects it's been very uh traumatic for me and like i said i'm not i'm never going to be able to drink anything that i can't see again that is insane cheers cheers i'll save i'll i'll test it on patreon i'm not gonna oh wait that's oh my gosh dude could you imagine i would never stop throwing up every time it came into my memory 20 years later i'd still be throwing up don't be mad at me but i really do have to pee again it's okay it's all right we'll talk to us about what you're knitting over there this is going to be a sweater set for my new nephew roan who is coming this july we can't wait to meet him sweet boy griffin's kid right no my nephew taylor's kid got it got it got it griffin's kid is arlo and he's coming in very cute that's awesome anyway it's a set and it's a very colorful set i'll show you the the pattern it comes with pants cute nice cute dude what's up with baby kids clothes like not having like the zero to three months means nothing well it's a it's a it's a it's a guesstimate i feel like it's so we'll hold one up that looks like it's for a toddler and the other one's for like a barbie doll they both say zero to three yeah it's true also we were at the beach yesterday and um theo yeah two-year-old almost two-year-old is wearing those like full-on one-piece swimsuits that men used to wear i'm like i want one of those that's so it's they're so cool like the like the looks it was like why was that why did that ever go out of style it looks so cool on him i know it wouldn't as a friend i want to have your back but i don't know that i can have your back on this one me and him have the same body structure though it's you're not wrong you know when zola was a baby i always thought wow she looks so much like a big old tummy she literally was like this like angry face yeah so funny oh man i was gonna say something i forgot dang it cross my as soon as i see josh i just forget everything mm-hmm let me send a video real quick while we're on the subject of sending videos um this one is crazy this one is uh at a rodeo in tampa and it's absolutely bonkers sending it nope not ninjas good for you here we go this is wild like that one i love rodeos do you guys ever go to rodeos i have been i've been to one dude it was like such a thing growing up but we went all the time and now that i know there's a ton in florida i've been to one i've been to one i've been to one i've been to one i've been to one i've been to one so i want to go ready yep three two one go guys want a buck and bronco dude absolute stud lance wow amazing incredible and just like an awesome celebration going up on the fence amazing the dude's like so agile so athletic oh you saw him a little late dang oh is that not crazy it says bro afterwards dude i did see that and didn't stay long enough to like you're like what is this yeah i i commend your attention span all right it's time for our favorite segment let's talk politics it's the greatest time greatest segment there's some things we have to address a lot of politics stuff we don't like to talk about we don't like let's address it let's undress it but we gotta address this one we gotta break it down because this has to do with what we believe in what are you looking at i look that way i was drinking i'm going oh boy it could be me it could be me um so recently the um trump in the trump administration has had some beef with pope leo oh yeah i know about this really yeah well so trump yesterday when this comes out a week so it was a week ago when you guys are watching this um went on this giant rant about the pope pope leo and how he's like why a weak decision maker and like just going on and on and on and on because the pope's outwardly saying he's criticizing like he said something like god doesn't listen to the prayers of those who incite war and violence which is a hot take by the way it is a hot take a little bit well i mean it does say in the and there is a precedent i don't know for paul for but like for like men who mistreat their wives or don't respect their wives god it's a prayer so there there is some type of for sure biblical precedent um but so and he's just kind of been outwardly speaking out against the um trump administration some of the choices he's made so the popes are i mean trump's going back and like bashing on the pope but then trump released this picture yesterday and let me send it to you yesterday yesterday he released this picture lily hasn't seen it truth social no what is can you tell me real quick what is truth social it's just a it's a conservative um twitter basically oh boy it's sending it's sending you're gonna love this little man why does it take so long oh because i'm on wi-fi what do you think it is well i think it's probably gonna be something disparaging about pope leo and i'm gonna say what a brat hey that's what there we go oh my what am i looking at what am i so that would be donald trump is that lady liberty is an angel what we would assume donald trump dressed as jesus christ good catch healing a man i guess holding the light this is not the craziest photo vault any it's sacrilegious contagious it is 110 especially posting that after because he did it on purpose he's doing it to troll people and he's like and he's done it before with like different things like trying to troll people but like you got an argument with the pope and then you release this picture and you're just like okay that's not you can't do that you can't do that i mean you can i guess you can do that yeah but you're you're depicting yourself as yeah somewhat if you're if this is what we're interpreting it as you're depicting yourself as christ i love that like with the white house shuts things down because it's anti-christian but we're like you know what tweet it go ahead put it out and i'll encourage people it's even bad ai though too yeah it's terrible ai and so it makes me wonder if it was actually him that created it i'm sure and just post because no one's like like he's like imagine him describing this photo to some intern that's like the ai guy the photo guy he's like i want i want to be jesus i want to have a nurse have a nurse by military people how's the fireworks going please no black people it's true oh no the first the first round probably did have some he was like maybe take it out i don't know that's crazy i'm horrified and you know something though it like kind of proves that he's not the anti-christ because i don't think the anti-christ would do something so on the nose you know what i'm saying we were talking about earlier that the actions of what he's doing with that is anti-christ that is like anti-christ which is not not okay not okay but that's not for us to completely i mean we're not we can be disappointed in that and be like that but yeah no matter what it's like you like them or you hate them that's wrong that is an inc that's but it's it's not to me it's scary of like you're gonna have to answer for stuff like this yeah i think he's pretty aware of that i think he's pretty aware of that i think he's pretty aware of where he stands i've heard him say some things yeah which is uh i think it's different i don't think he understands the concept that's the problem i don't think he i don't think he understands it at all i think he's very just apathetic toward the whole whole his you know his calling into his life and you know the afterlife it's just weird man it's wacky it's really sad all this but the stuff with the pope jd vance has said something like the they've said the pope has said stuff about jd vance or the trumpet administration jd vance has spoken out i think jd vance is pretty bummed out because catholicism is his yeah religion and so he's like and so he's kind of going back onto the pope well he's like well pope don't have to do this he doesn't do that but i bet you the pope wouldn't be so happy if his borders were open to all these people at the vatican it's like okay yeah that's probably true a little bit it's just whatever back and forth it's like where is it gonna go like how is this productive well apparently which i had a really hard time finding this but a lot of people are talking about that the pentagon or the trump administration they use this they said something that a lot of people are like what does that mean and they said basically like uh hey pope leo do you remember the uh avi how do you say avion this is avion avion yeah it's like french it's like the avion papacy have you heard the avion papacy that's what they said apparently and it's like okay well what does that mean yeah well apparently in the 1300s this happened in um yeah the 1300s it was uh pope sorry i did bad notes for this pope boniface the five six seven eight eighth pope boniface the eighth and he basically said no man i have supremacy over all kings that's what the pope said the king of france this is really condensed because it's i mean way yeah crazy but the king of france um philip the fourth of france is like no i have authority over you pope pope's like no you don't i represent god and you can't overthrow me or whatever yeah and so what the king of france did he sent his boys to the pope and publicly beat him up what at the vatican they beat up the pope they pulled the pope out and beat him up resulting in the next week the pope dying whoa they killed the pope the the history says they didn't kill him but they everyone suspects that he had like breeding bleeding on the brain and stuff yeah that doesn't just happen basically publicly shamed him beat him up he dies a week later and the king of france moves the um from the vatican moves it to avi avi oh golly avion avion france as the new capital of catholicism appoints a french pope and for the next seven popes they are for the next 70 years it's always a french pope and so now the king the france france has control over basically the catholic church crazy that's wild so that's what trump is like hey remember this he said that to the pope apparently i couldn't confirm the actual source you mean allegedly that's crazy allegedly jd vans rolls up to rome just pull up his sleeves oh my gosh yeah so they're basically like hey remember when this happened oh man like careful bro i saw it on tiktok and a lot of the ladies in the comments were like wow i really wasn't thinking i was gonna need my medieval church history degree in this administration but during these these french popes yeah the 70-year reign of these french popes um well one they're called the babylon of the west because of like how they were basically the puppets of the french king like anything the french king wanted the popes would thus saith the lord do this um so bad news but in this time the 70 years time this is when the pope outlawed the um knights templar and so the knights templar were basically like the heroes right this is where it gets tricky because we talked about this before they accused the knights templar of worshiping these whatever baphomet or deities yeah crazy stuff but there was a reality too that the knights templar they were the most wealthy group in the entire world well like they were they had more wealth than the vatican than the king of france they own more property it's interesting is it because they were like conquering and stealing no not necessarily no they they established like the first banking system oh wow like they would they opened up hospitals orphanages they're basically their job was to protect pilgrims that are going to jerusalem and the holy land and like they accumulated their wealth that way i'm sure that they raided people and yeah stole a bunch of stuff no not back then so the pope says you guys are done so basically in one night the knights templar were being arrested they're being executed what so a lot of them just fleet but with them fleeing a lot of the treasure just went missing too and so that's where you get stuff like the curse of oak island and stuff where they believe that templars buried their treasure some of their treasure on oak island what did we talk about that no but there's a whole tv show about it or they can't seem to get their treasure interesting um but um but through that i'm like i just started researching different stories of the templars and stuff this one i thought was just super super cool so shortly after the templars were basically kicked out of europe um because of the catholic church which was in the 1300s uh 1312 is when the knights templar was dissolved um this was during the same time frame as braveheart in scotland yeah cool and so um what's his name bruce were riled up robert bruce is that yeah yeah uh the king of or king of scotland was basically going against england who was catholic they had the pope and all that stuff so there's folklore saying that there's a large majority of templars that fled to scotland because robert the bruce was giving them um a safe haven okay and with that they brought treasure and all this stuff but it was the battle um sorry it was the battle at uh bonnock burn which is at the end of braveheart the battle of bonnock burn where the scots beat the english yeah and they gained their independence for a time being but the story goes that the scottish were losing that battle that bonning bonning bonning burn and there was a force out of nowhere a group of men that came into the battle scared the crap out of the english and the scots overtook the english and so the theory is that there's a large group of knights templar that joined the scots in that battle to beat the english that is so cool and the knights templar they were known throughout the entire world as being like the scariest of warriors oh wow like they said that they would never surrender they like even the ottoman empire like they said these guys are scary oh man like they had their own like trained assassins and stuff like the ottoman empire for what they're called but they're like you know the knights templar do we don't mess with them because like they said they were so skilled so brave and like they would get their arm chopped off and keep fighting until they bled out oh my gosh just a different mentality i can do that too though yeah yeah you sure can um so i just thought that was so cool that's such a fun like connection of just like yeah them going to scotland them overthrowing the english with the scots and that just changing the course of history yeah and probably just disappearing afterwards yeah golly man he must have thought like they were like ghosts or something but another connection of why the knights like why people think the knights templar were part of that battle and did go to scotland or at least some of them did is that scotland became basically the birth center of freemasonry okay so the knights templar all that stuff like freemasons today attribute back to the knights templar yeah that is true they i mean just men just be fraternizing they can't help it um so fun so yeah they think that um the knights templar were in scotland very interesting that's very cool and then i'm like i want to learn i want to learn more about the knights templar and so i want to be a knight um there's another game group that was associated with the knights templar but they're called the knights hospitaler i think uh hospital hospital oh geez op yeah hospitaler yeah um they're basically just like a different sect of the knights templar okay and like they were more of like um philantric is that the word philanthropic that's the word um of like building hospitals protecting those on the road and just being very caring but they turned into elite warriors but they're basically made of monks whoa like these monks that help people but also were these elite warriors um after the dispersion of the knights templar and stuff the knights hospitaler the ottomans came over took over jerusalem they had to flee and they just kind of went from place to place constantly getting kicked out doing all this stuff and then the king of spain basically was like you guys can have the islet of malta and like okay cool so there's like 500 knights templar and they're like okay cool so there's like 500 knights templar and they're like 500 knights hospitaler left cool at the island of malta and this battle is called the great siege of malta and they say it's the most decisive battle in world history oh wow and i never heard about it no does that mean like decisively everyone on the other side was dead decisively that it changed the course of history oh okay yeah so the ottomans were taking over everything and they're constantly going into europe and trying to get into europe and you had like spain and italy and the franks fighting back the ottomans but they're just a force they're just taking over everything and the knights hospitaler were just like we got some ships let's go be some pirates and rob all these ottomans that are out in open sea so they started doing that and raiding villages and stuff where the ottomans were pirates dude yeah so they're fighting pirates they were pirates and they're fighting pirates cool and the ottomans were like let's get rid of these knights we hate these dudes yeah and they're like let's sail to the island of malta and just destroy them once and for all yeah we hate these dudes they're so philanthropic and like caring about hospitals and orphanages it makes me sick oh my gosh so in the this was in 1565 so about 200 years after the knights templar was dispersed 1565 the ottomans this tiny island of malta sent 60 000 ottomans oh my first 500 for 500 templars plus civilians and other soldiers and stuff um not templars knights hospitalers whatever um but they went and they fought them they laid siege and these knights were just they were like chanting like for god for saint john and they were like just hardcore yeah and the battle the siege would lasted about like i think it was like three months or something um actually longer than that let's see may let's see was it may june july august five months oh could you imagine this siege happening but at the end the knights won they ended up killing 30 000 ottomans oh my word these guys were different and the people of malta with civilians and stuff because a lot of civilians just took up arms because these knights were just like yeah they just carried this courage and so these civilians like yo i'll follow you guys wherever i'll do it yeah and so they ended up losing 6 000 people but the ottomans lost 30 000 potentially 40 000 oh my word and they said that if they didn't stop the ottomans at the out of malta there was a high chance that the ottomans would have taken over all of europe but that battle like instantly went through all of europe gave every country in europe like the confidence like oh we can beat these guys yeah and so they fought them back yeah and so they fought them back yeah and so they fought them back yeah and so they They pushed them out of Europe. Imagine seeing that battle. How crazy of a fight is that? 40,000 people. The island's probably not even big enough for that. No. I just thought that was the coolest story. The great siege of Malta. That's awesome. 500 knights, 60,000 Ottomans. They spanked them. I'd like a movie, Mel Gibson. That would be a fantastic movie. That's what I keep thinking. Every story we talk about, I want to see this movie. That's on the low end. 60 people per soldier. Crazy. Monks with swords, dude? That's their alamo. Not only that, the Ottomans were skilled at sharpshooting. They had guns at this time. Sharpshooting and cannons. They were just berating their fortresses. These knights were like, no, we ain't doing this. How'd you get shot by a cannonball? It would be worse. Have you ever seen it happen? Circus guys? I mean, yeah, the stomach and stuff. Yeah, it's terrible. I know it's not the same thing. That's not even probably the same speed or anything. In The Patriot. Yeah. They show the cannonball hitting the dude's leg. Yeah. What's that? What was the show that we watched on Hulu? American Primeval? Oh, no. Japan? Was it Japan? Shogun. Shogun. Yeah, they showed him that one, too. That was wild. Man, dude. The Knights Templar, they have the coolest story. They have the coolest stories. They believe that they came to the United States well before Christopher Columbus did, too. That'd be crazy. Like 300 years before Columbus. It sounds like everybody got here before Christopher Columbus. I know. It's late to the party. Yeah, literally everyone. He's the guy that shows up and is like, yeah, no, I started this party. Yeah, you guys came to America first, but I got to India first. It's not India, Christopher. You're Indians, though, so power of marketing. Explain that. Why does everyone call you Indians? India. Oh, my word. Anyways, that is my stories. That's a good story. That's very good. I just imagine, I just want to know, like, how cool would these people just be like, if you were just hanging around them, like in their off time? Yeah. Like, could we hold a conversation with them at all? Yeah. It's so weird. Warrior monks. It sounds like they don't really have off time. It sounds like they're always doing something. Yeah. Maybe that's our problem. Yeah. Too much talk. More action. More action. But you think of, like, stuff, like, even with, like, what Pope Leo said, like, those who wage war aren't hurt by the prayers of God. But what if it's in defense of your Christian nation being overtaken by a Muslim empire? No, I have something to say about that. It's so interesting you bring that up because this morning I saw something on the Tiki Talk. It was a Catholic priest interviewing about our current entanglement. And I guess what he said, it is the Christian church historically has, like, a way to, like, diagnose or, like, say, like, this is a war worthy of whatever. And it's usually to preserve peace. Like, you go to war for a preservation of peace. And he was criticizing this war and saying that this is an unholy war. But I'm like, dude. What am I on my mind? I'm taking over Iran, right? Isn't that the whole point? Well, yeah, they've had Iran since for a long time. And they say, like, death to all these allied countries. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. What do you think? I don't know. I really don't know either. I think, I mean, the calling can be specific, too. Like, I've talked to people that I know are believers and they feel very passionate about being the people. Let's ignore the fear of war. Let's talk about their people. So a lot of guys go into war, into combat. They come back to the States. They can't assimilate. They're just wired as soldiers now. And so they're like, I have this skill. What do I do with it? And then there are people now who have created organizations where people with that skill set can go in and, like, rescue kids out of child trafficking. Yeah, yeah. Epic use of that skill. Fully condone that sort of behavior. And so it's like, now we're just making the plain argument someone can be called to that sort of thing. The problem when you get political is, like, you don't even freaking know if the war you're in, even, you know, it's underneath the guise of, like, they said they're going to kill us or they're doing all this stuff. But we don't even know if it's about that or if it's about. Just profit and. Profit, yeah. I suppose that's why I don't know is because I don't understand the exact motives. I do know that Iran used to be a somewhat Western nation where there was prosperity amongst some people. I don't know if it was everybody, but they were on their way to something that was a little bit more, you know, Western and tolerant. It's just hard. Jesus telling. sword away in the garden he's like you're not supposed to do this this is supposed to happen the sword die by the sword or the gospel going forward underneath oppression and dispersion the best thing for the kingdom of christ might be the oppression of his church yeah so it's like i don't know no it's true we do know that there are examples of holy wars though that it does exist like within scripture in the modern scripture yeah in the new testament era oh i don't know super different well i mean the crusades yeah well that's that's the debate is like where like were those justified because it kind of seems like from the life of christ christ didn't come like all the the the jewish people were expecting the messiah to come and overtake rome right and to be a vigilant soldier type and he's like no this isn't my kingdom he's like my kingdom is out of this world yeah i don't know no i don't know i mean yeah i mean he consistently told people who were violent stop being violent although what is the what what does he say when they're at um he also does talk about defending the innocents yeah and when he when he's at the last supper and they're like should we get our swords and he was like yeah soon yeah i don't know we need to do a deep dive into this chat help us well i mean like war or what is it what is it absolutely nothing yeah they said it on the chosen yeah and we were like that's not in the bible and it's like sure enough it is it was there was a lot that happened in the chosen we're like that didn't happen that's embellishment then we go we read our bible we're like that happened but then there's also a lot of them yeah speaking of that we might have mr dallas jenkins on sometime in the future we just might anyway you know we will have on patreon right after this episode extra episode bonus episode patreon.com forward slash news or butterfly flies too bad they don't get a bonus episode every week with every episode though josh that's where you're wrong andy they do okay they really do so well we get a bonus episode it's not like we get the episodes earlier in the week you do andy you do okay well i want discounts on merch unless you give me that i'm not getting on patreon you get that as well andy okay all right last thing i just want some behind the scenes footage i love this podcast so much i want to see more of what's happening on your guys real time without you know being in the couch and talking about these subjects like what's happening beyond that that's all on patreon too yeah so you go to patreon.com ninjas or butterflies sign up and we got a bunch of fun stuff really helps us out here on the podcast and you become you can become a youtube member as well just download the app go to ninjas of butterflies we have free stuff on there as well that you can like look and see like wow this seems worth it to me you could do it for a trial run just do it for a month and see if you like it it's worth it i promise promise we also have we have a couple movie nights on there that we've never shown never archived i mean never shown on anything but patreon so i mean there's just other things that are on there that like you're never going to see anywhere else uh simply because we can't yeah because we would get copyrighted or yeah that's the one thing guys we love all our youtube members but there's some things that we're just not allowed to post on youtube because they just take it down yeah we want to but youtube just doesn't allow us to so it's a lot of fun so hop on over there we're going to continue this conversation on for youtube members and for patreon.com also go to sunday cool swag your get our new shirt i love this new shirt i'm also wearing a ninja shirt we're having a person getting this tattooed on their body apparently wow he's his own tattoo artist wow so he's like i'm going to do it on myself very interesting very very interesting all right guys we'll see you we love you so much bye-bye Dolphins are aliens may disturb you ominous if any of you know what these are multi-decade uap losses are aliens you're gonna have a heart attack when you see your eye broken bottle nose fish picks there's a massive police response oh the dolphin thing oh my god it's an open style attack! 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