190 - Iran War Heats Up, UFO Stories, & World War 1 w/ Jake Hutcheson

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Ninja's Art Butterflies. We got a special guest with us today, Mr. Jake Hutchison! And listen, we got wonderful stories that we're gonna dive into today in the very end of this episode. We're talking about the real reason World War One started. Have you guys ever been transported from one place to another? Well guess what? The FEMA director has, and it's crazy. And the war in Iran is not what it seems. I spoke to someone directly involved in special operations. And he told us some things are absolutely crazy. You're gonna wanna hear it. There's UFOs in the Florida Everglades. And if your civilization still exists, this podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. Little in 10. That was heavy. Sorry. Alright. What you got there Andy? I got some oysters from Shark Battle oysters. Hey shout out Shark Battle oysters. Thank you Jake for bringing them. What a treat. You're welcome. Thank you Sam for supplying them. Guys. Dude they just, they probably just do Florida. They probably don't do like- Is he ship everywhere now? He's everywhere. Really? Yeah. He's blowing up Atlanta, Chicago, D.C. His station line. Well you guys heard it here first. Shark by oysters. They've gone global. Global. Switched up on us. He's selling clams now. What are they? Are they really? No, not yet. But soon they will be. Yeah. They're working on taking over the whole entire like shellfish, a Malia region type deal. They're doing big stuff. Guys, Shark by oysters are truly a delight. We were so sad when we were in California and we ordered oysters. We're like, this is going to be a new experience. Terrible. Ain't nothing. There's nothing to it. Was it California? Or were they California oysters? It was just like eating nothing. There was no flavor to them. There was like no salinity to them. Are you sure it just wasn't a bad batch? No, my brother had the same experience in California. Really? Yeah. They were fresh. They just didn't have flavor. That's weird. These are the most flavorful. They're so salty and good. And he lets me come in the oyster farms one time. Not. He lets me go in the oyster farms sometimes and we eat them straight from the bags and it's just unreal. Oh, my word. The baby oysters are so cool. Yeah, they look like quinoa. They have a brown rice. They're called spat. SPAT. That's cute. SPAT! That'd be sick. SPAT! That's a brand name waiting to happen. Spat, you're right. We should coin that. He just came out with shirts that say, his company's called Shark Bite, but they say, "Bushlight." And it's like the mount, I think it's oysters instead of mountains. It's really cool. That's right. Instead of saying, "Bushlight," it's like a shark bite. Yeah. Cool. I'm getting a moment here. You guys, you got to tell Shark Bites that order shirts from us. I will. Oh, can he make them through y'all? Yeah. Oh, he showed them. Yeah. He might as well. I mean, because we're giving them a big shout out. Yeah, you are. It's a least he could do. But really, Ollie just want to always just give it. Yeah. Oysters are my favorite treat. Really? Oh, yeah. Maybe by the time this comes out, they'll be a Shark Bite tease from Sunday. Cool. Hey. Hmm. If I didn't have this towel, I would have stabbed myself. I know. That's the towel is important, man. We're all waiting for you. I'm sorry. You guys can talk. You got four people here. We're all watching. You know the guy, there's a, so there's a restaurant called the oyster trough in Eustace. Really? And the guy working there won the world championship for shucking oysters. Really? That's awesome. I don't know those are things. Apparently. Where do they hold that kind of deal? I don't know, probably Taiwan. Right? Yeah. I really don't know. It's a really good oyster restaurant, though, for real. Maybe I can check it out on my way out. They get them all from all over, though. I had, went there and they had some from Texas. I think we had one from England one time. We're gonna think. So that, apply oyster. What they're called. Oyster. And it was brined. Poison. Goodness, that was so good. I've never had anything but just fresh cracked. I've never had like brined or anything else really. Have you had a rocket filler? I think, actually, I have had that with cheese. Yeah, that's pretty good. I've had steam as well. Steamed are good. They're good, but it's like a waste. Pass them around. They go down, pass them around. Actually, they're clear out on the bottom, but just use your finger. Yeah, use your finger. Tongue, whatever you got to do. Thank you, waiter. Thank you. You didn't cut it off the bottom, now. I shouldn't have. Sorry, my bad. Oh, mine's really good and they're getting their dirty. Mine's really in there. I'm gonna have a sense of finger. Boys and lady. Cheers to long lives. Just shark bite. Cheers. Yeah, that's so good. That's the ocean, baby. Gotta lick the shell. Those are incredible. Oh, my gosh. I could be at the beach right now. Oh! It looks so good. It looks like my childhood ocean. The oyster on your nose. You've got oyster on your face. I just got sprayed by the sea. That's so good. There's super food. I'm back. I've been to the beach in like six months, but I'm back now. Wow, you should bring Noah. I bet he'll, it's like home for him. We're fired up for that. Thank you, Jake. What a treat. Thank you, shark bite. Thank you. His source is pretty nice. It was on the house for him. Really? On the homeless on. He's the man. He loves you guys. He loves you guys. That's awesome. We got to do shirts for him. Yeah, I want to go hang out and see how they do it. I want to know. We should bring the children doing like a homeschooling thing. They're doing farm. That's a good vlog. He's about to start a farm tour thing. Where he goes see how it works. There's your vlog. Yeah, that'd be a good vlog. That's a supernatural capacity of this guy. He does. He's the harder I love being around him. He's like one of the most inspiring business and social person of it. People I ever met. Great socially, great business. Good person all around. That could be the cuts of the vlog. Yeah, we're going to the shark bite oyster farm. Mark, are you really? We'll have to. We're going to do a vlog about it. We just decided. Write the second telepathically. Yeah, right after this we're leaving. Okay, I'm going to try. Hey, Jake is back. Don't do it. It's empty. I drank all of it. I'm waiting for it. And we nailed it. We don't have the other camera. Jake is back and we're going to get in trouble. Hey, uh, hey, uh, Jakey is back. Yeah. Good morning. Hello. Good morning. I think that's the second time you've done that. Yeah, that's probably on plan. Not the last time either. No, sir. Hey, we didn't stick to our every 10, but we are on a 10th. It's an episode 190. Really? So it continues. So just good things are happening today. A lot of good things. A lot of good things are happening. No negative press. What's so ever good? I'm looking forward to a positive episode. Me too. My daughter breathed my beard this morning. Wow. Oh, it's good. It's the day my hair for Easter. That's great. Jake, how you been? Right. I've been really good. I just learned a wakeboard. I'm coming off a wedge January, where I jumped in the water every day for a whole month. I loved that series. Doing stuff like that. The middle of the ocean one was my favorite. That was a good one. That was so cool. And that was a brand deal too. So that was really how they liked that. That's so fun. Yeah, that was fun. I'm having, I'm having a good life, guys. How about you? I'm doing good. Dude, it's great. Yeah, man. We're thrilled. Yeah, we're at a great time. Living the Vita Loca. What does that mean again? It means to win some to lose some in Portuguese. Portuguese in Cantonese. Talked to speak that language. Yeah. Yeah. Do you imagine if Jake could have came with us to California? I mean, we're good. I feel like we just need to have Jake as a tag long wherever we go. He doesn't have to do any work. He's just the vibe setter. Comment down below if you want to see that. When we go do shark butt, you got to come. Oh, I'll be there. Okay, I'll be there for sure. That'll be awesome. We'll plan it. We'll plan it. It's got to happen. Man, yeah, we got a lot to talk about today. It sure do. A lot to talk about. Lots to cover. There's a lot of happening. A lot of stuff came out this morning. Wolf wild stuff. Wild stuff. Which, if people are watching this in the future, which they are, because no one's watching this live, there may have been something crazy that happens today. Right. World shatter. We'll talk about that all during a minute. Yeah, it's crazy. So I've got some notes from the source. Yeah, who knows, man, this is. But you know what, people should also do. Stop right now, like this video, subscribe and comment, and we're choosing a winner every week from the comment section to send a box of ninjas or butterflies merchandise to. Would you want them to comment right now, Jake? Comment, comment, comment, and say Florida, Florida, part two. Or just say FTP, too, if you can't spell that. Yeah, we're sending free swag, a box of swag. I've already sent out two boxes yesterday to some of the past commenters. And so this is your chance. Leave a comment, leave a couple, leave a thousand if you want. Yeah. Leave a comment. We're going to pick you at random. And we're going to pin your comment five days after the pod's dropped. And, uh, and I will say your chances of your comment being chosen increases if you share the video as well. Oh, yeah. So if you comment that you shared it, that helps. But you actually have to don't lie, because we can read right through that. Yeah, God's watching. So don't do that. He sees you in your soul whenever that he sees you when you sin. You will go to hell. If you lie once again, oh, no more. Good. You guys are good. Uh, hey, you guys want a song? Yeah, please. You want a song, Jake? I would love one. Okay. My favorite part of the episode. All right. Let's say, let's say for the end then. Oh, thanks. Farming right up, give me oysters, juice me up, and then let me down. You know, drinking coffee like instantly makes you have to poop. Yeah, yeah. I feel like that oyster instantly made me have to poop. Really? Yeah. It's a super food. It probably just flushed all the badness out of you. Yeah, probably. It's got salt in it and that makes you poop. Salt is. Oh, true. All right, we'll cue the ad break. We'll be right back. Are you ready? Yeah. I think I can this one I can hold on to but I can't fart. That's one of those dangerous one Yeah, yeah, do you know I did that on our way to the orthodox church in California? What it was a hour and a half drive Yeah, and we're about halfway and I'm like my stomach hurts. I'm like surely this is just a fart and just Are you oh you didn't tell me this didn't penetrate the pants, but it got like to wear total head it was right there Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, dude, that would find a gas station panicking found one went in there Dude all of it had to come out of you before you went to the church, man Purge something new yeah, they would have smelted on you for sure All right, I'm really hoping that works. You got it. Just remember to read What do these words? Oh crap Google translate. All right, let's do it. Oh He's back on the show when you know what that means got to make way for the hutch machine Takes a shirt off and blurs the nips eating in the end and you know he tips You know this boy loves tiki masala higher this boy if you're if you're taking more dollars Dive in the water to get them oysters diving in the water cuz he's got to get moister got long hair looking like Tazan is gold so high he needs not can find his stuff on Jake Paul story if you don't follow him then you bore me It's good for ya It's good for ya. What it's good for ya. Just trust me. It's good for ya Sitting in a tree and reading a book when you see the posts. Let him cook go into the natty and he hit a hundred K Was Farge Adley that's the way got no eyebrows, but he's racing them going on trails and he's blazing them Crinking the stats on his JPD and fighting all the whites for a new cuisine He's on the rise. Oh, don't disregard. He wouldn't in the dust in a centipost card So jump in the water hug your bra smile be kind. It's good for ya It's good for ya It's good for ya It's good for ya just trust me. It's good for ya It's good for ya It's good for you It's good for ya. Just trust me. It's good for ya. Oh My gosh, I love you so much. I get kiss all you guys in the mouth right now So that was that one that was amazing. I love that one line one line. Yeah, what was the line you messed up? That was a good one the The strongest fat fat leet. Yeah Go into the natty and he hit a hundred K world strong as fat leet. That's the way That was crazy. That was so specific. I loved that. That's everything I've ever done in my life I think that I literally scroll through your Instagram. I was trying to think of like every little thing And as soon as we found the I was like I got a rhyme to Kima Salah. That's too much. That's too fun of a rhyme to not what it got Have something what was the rhyme? This boy loves to give me Salah Hired this boy if you're seeking more dollar. I like that. I like the part about Narcan He looks like Tarzan, but I'm like what rhymes with Tarzan. That was awesome. I love that you guys do that. Thank you so much Of course, I can't wait to kiss you guys. I can't wait either patreon Hey wall Wow, very good and Josh you did so good. How do you think? It was like a little Bismarkey and Beastie boys. That's what I thought beastie boys. Yeah, I was sick. Brass Unfortunately, oh yes, we have a beast of the question boys And girl and girl. Don't forget There's a lot happening. I know I don't know if this is necessarily a bad Well, it could be bad. I don't know No, let's try keep it like I I think the one person that can truly give us wisdom into this Is lily. Oh, yes, yeah, I think so. I think we have a bunch of guys here and I think as we grow up in America as gentlemen As we yes, we are valuable, but I think we as white males half white male Yes, I think there are viewpoints that we grow up with that are maybe not as valuable as a female I agree and I think we're extremely lucky and we should be grateful that we have a Woman-like lily on this pod that can bring some Clarity a lot of the subjects that we're facing today. Yeah So today's question sent in by a viewer. Hey, well, should we pass bills? You know like pass bills like in order for society to move on maybe even thrive? Should we pass those bills to help? Should we pass those bills? Yeah, should we pass those bills? The ones that help that would help maybe maybe help people move on Oh from what just thrive in society. Yes or no - yes, yeah Did you want to lunch by the way? Josh I don't think I could eat lunch right now now. I feel sick. I just lost my appetite. It's a when he has a re-entity word lunch will You want to pass Bills we should pass bills. You want to give bills a pass? Oh, I see where this is Bill Gates You want to give him a pass? Bill Klaipa pass you'd like to give Bill Clinton a pass. I thought you were saying Bill Gates The bills the bills will I Know Jake can you think of another bill Buffalo? Buffalo Bill from science of the lambs. It's a bad guy. It's not a true story. Yeah. I don't know. How about? Bill Cosby Lily Yeah, let's just give them the pass. Just forgive them of what they did. Yep. Get out of free jail card. Get it you go Bill Bill Bill Bill pass along pass along all good. I bet you want all the good bills to pass away Don't you? Yeah, I bet you do give them a pass. We apologize to all the good bills out there There's a lot of really good bills out there 100% my brother's father-in-law's name bill. He's an amazing man. My grandpa's name was Bill But you say Give all the bad bills a pass You did order lunch Good luck. I don't know why you're smiling. I See my lunch. I see my lunch. Thank you, Miss Elena But little I don't think you deserve lunch Oh, that's not nice. I don't think we're gonna be giving you lunch Elena. You could throw Lily's lunch in the trash, please I'm a leave it there. No head and throw hers in the trash No, no, you can leave it as fine Give a round of applause for Elena. Everybody. Thank you Elena. Thank you Elena. Thank you How dare you Lily what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you all those bills those bad bills those bad bad bills Bad bad bills dig. I mean what you you what do you what are your what are your thoughts on this? I don't like bad bills. I try to stop them and I don't know if we all do but I know I do my part if I can Thank you Jake. Thank you Jake find it. I don't have any applause. Yeah, do it because it's right. Why absolutely? Well, you know what the fact that you don't use that back here you do you do. There you go, Jake. Oh, thanks. I do like shame shame Lily Apologize to the good bills Doesn't matter anymore Death ears deaf ears their phone on deaf ears the bills the good bills stop listening and the bad bills are now tuning in saying yes Thank you, Lily. Yeah, I know I have no more reason to do more bad things I guess you guys heard your first Lily just wants badness to be It reintroduced into this world Bill Gates Bill Clinton Buffalo Bill from sounds of the lamps Bill Cosby There's a guy apparently his name is bloody Bill Anderson. It's Confederate soldier who was notorious for doing really bad things Yeah, well really bad guerrilla war you get to pass apparently from Lily. 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When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. So what are you waiting for? Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/ninjas. That's better-h-e-l-p.com/ninjas. - I'm just grateful that we didn't have a bait and switch from Jake this time. - A bait and switch, one of we done that. - You pretend that you're on my team and then you turn on my team. - Oh, I don't do that. The only time I play is when I'm fishing. I don't bait and switch. - Yeah, he doesn't. - I don't hear a call, though. There's no evidence or anything. - You're trying to gaslight him. This is weird. - Oh my gosh. - Tendency of bills. - It's with your headphones. You don't want to hear? - My headphones are so loud and you guys were yelling at me the whole time. - You could just ask. - You just asked the person to turn it out. - I could hear you still. - We couldn't hear you. - I'm so glad you went with the how-dare you. 'Cause that's exactly where I was going to. - As soon as she closed the door. (laughing) That was fun. - You guys are good at your job. - Thanks for ordering lunch, Josh. I was really hungry. - You're welcome. - Artemis too. - Okay. - Big launch. - Big launch. - Pretty cool. - The right one on the Dark Side of the Moon yesterday. - Yep. - Did you hear what they said? - One small step for man. - No. - Oh. - Amaze, amaze, amaze. - Oh, I did. - Did they really? - No, they didn't. - Oh man, it's space cannon now. - I know. - Glilly's like yesterday. 'Cause we were watching it live on Netflix. - Yep. - She's like, I bet you this. All the flat earthers are so mad. 'Cause it's like, I'm like, to them, it's nothing. They're like, this is all fake. This is all fake. - That's fun. - In the world of AI. Come on, guys. Open your eyes, people. - Something that was really sweet. When they were flying around and there was some unnamed craters, or never before seen craters on the moon. So they got the name on. One of them, they named integrity, which is like, okay. That's the name of their vessel or whatever. But one of them, the astronaut, they named it Carol after his wife that passed. - Oh. - And it was like one of the brightest craters on the moon. - Dang. - And they're all crying and hugging. - Dang. - Very sweet. Too bad it's all fake. - Too bad it means nothing. - What are you talking about? - I don't know moon. - Oh, I don't know what it's like. - I don't mean that. - It's the legend. - To cry or to despair in some story. - You mean cry? - But like, a crater is bright. - It was, 'cause it was like, I don't know, just the sun reflecting off of it. I'll show you a picture of it. - Maybe it was tall. - A pop-up dip or something. - Or like a shallow one, it was super vibrant. - I got you. - Oh, but special. - Yeah, the LEDs underneath were brighter than the other ones. - The alien lights. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's super cool. - That's super cool. - Yeah, it was really cool. - Yeah. - But I will say, it's 2026. I can, they throw like an 8K camera on that thing. - This is what's below my mind. We were watching the footage. And the camera that's outside the shuttle that's pointed at the moon. - It's like, it's filled on a potato. - Like 540p. - Was it? - Yes. And it's like, how was that possible? - I guess 'cause it's a really far away to transmission. - What do you mean? - But you could see. - But we did a live transmission. - But that's what I'm saying. - In the 60s. - Yeah. - Pretty high quality for that. It was like 1080. - Where do satellites exist? - Where do they exist? - Like, 'cause you know, like, yeah. - Well, so how much further than that are they? - Way further. - Way further, okay. - Yeah. - That's what I don't know. - Yeah. - Weird, man. - I wish they could see your mouth. - Yes, there's a lot of stuff that's not where it used to be. And I'm realizing the problems as we get going. It's driving me crazy. - I'm sorry. - Just like, I can't see Josh at all. - Oh, you miss him. - This thing broke, so I'm holding this. And I'm like, I feel trapped holding a mic. I don't know how you guys do it on the lives. - I can hold it for you. - So yeah, Artemis too, that's dope. - Very cool. - Yeah. - Those guys seem very nice. - Yeah. - I'm excited to see the footage when they come back if it get like, be processed or something. 'Cause even the camera on the outside of the shuttle was showing the moon, but it also was showing the shuttle, like right next to it, and it was still like crazy blurry. - Yeah. - So it's like, I mean. - I have a question. So it was Apollo 13 that circled the moon, I believe. - Okay. - Have they explosion or everything on it? - Well, 'cause they said Artemis too, they saw the part of the moon that no human has ever seen before. But what about Apollo 13? Maybe it was in a different way. - Different rotation or something? I don't know. I don't know how that works. - Except that the moon doesn't rotate, I guess. - No, it doesn't. - How do you know that? - The science. - It's just science stuff, Will. - You just said the moon was rotating, so you just learned this right now. - I didn't know what I was saying. I didn't know if the way we projected when we came off, I don't know how it works. - You're projecting. - I'm projecting, I'm projecting right now 'cause I'm scared and I don't know science, okay? I'm afraid right now. - Josh was like, they were like, the signal's gonna go out when we go around this part of the moon and I'm like, is the signal's not going out? - Did it go out? - Yeah, they just, they just shut it off. - Why don't they just have like a star like? - Because there's an amusement park bank. - There's a amusement park and they don't, and it's for rich people and it's not for us and we're not invited and I hate it. - They don't want us to see it. The signal went out for what? - What kind of ride we go on the moon? What kind of amusement park? - What's the theme? - I mean, Dollywood, too. - Dollywood, too, the sea, yeah. - What if there was one time a roller coaster that connected from the moon to earth? - That would be crazy. Like space, big mountain. - Yeah. - We had it from space big mountain. (laughing) - Oh, space big mountain. - All right, let's get into the scary stuff. - I don't wanna do. - Is there anything about Artemis still that we need to talk about? When did they come back? - A couple days. - When this comes out, they've landed already. - There's already been some hijinks that's gonna happen, right? The things that are going wrong. - Pull it out, they fixed it. - Which is a crazy thing for it to go out. - The lady fixed it. - On the-- - Hey, yeah. - I'm so impressed. - Maybe it is 2026 out here. - Hey, what do you want? - That's a good thing. - I know, it's a great thing. - The heat went out for a little bit, which is terrifying. They're like, it's really cold in here. - Oh, they could've just froze to death, right? - Could you imagine? - No. - How scary is that? - It's so scary. - No way, dude. What's the heating system like I wanted those deals? So what do they have? Multi-purpose people that astronauts also plumbers in age fact-tacks. - They can do everything. - Really? - Yeah, basically every component in there, they know how to work with. - So these guys are literally AI proof. They're never getting a job take and they can just become plumbers or-- - They can do whatever they want. - That's crazy. - They can fly to the moon. - Really? - Imagine coming back to see that. - From being an astronaut and then you become a plumber and it's just like, he used to be a fucking astronaut. Now I have to flip and fix your drain out of this world plumbing. - Have you ever had someone come over to help repair something and they give you a story like that where it's like, you know, I used to fix a toilet on the moon. - No, you didn't. Okay. - Sure but, you know, I once fixed Jimmy Cotta's toilet. (laughing) - Really? - Cool. - Like, could you hurry up then? - He loved Tiki Masala, I'll just tell you that. - So much. - Good one. - Oh, but it was cool. I mean, you were watching, it was super fun. - They were talking about creation. - Yeah. - Yeah, the guy's a big believer in it. - Heard about that. - It's pretty cool. - It's very fun. - Very fun. - Speaking of being a believer, I heard you went to Catholic Mass on Easter. - What was that? Was that your first time ever? - It was my first time ever at a Catholic Mass or a Catholic anything, really, except I don't want to do a Catholic wedding on time. That was kind of wild. - Yeah, you got a good workout in, huh? Up, down, up, down, up, down. - Yeah. - I did actually. A lot of up and down. - Yeah, like every time anyone entered a pew, they would go down first and they would come up. And this one, I don't know if this is normal. I felt like I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but I felt like I was like in the movie Mama Mia. They were singing everything. - Yeah. - Like they would pray and usually like a Baptist preacher would just say it. - Yeah. - This guy was singing it. - Yeah. - He sung most. - That's it for the Lord. - It was wild. It was cool though, I liked it a lot. Nice people, someone recognized me there. They DM me after they're like, hey, who are you at Catholic Mass this morning? - Yeah, they're like, I'll sit next to it and I knew I recognized you from somewhere and then I got in my car and I just yelled out, "Indian buffet!" My family was like, oh, I think it's closed today. (laughing) - So you went with your parents? - I went with some other fellows in near Pensacola. - Oh, very cool. - Yeah, it was awesome. - That's awesome. Cool building. - Cool church. - Beautiful building. I was enamored with it. I was looking around and I was like dang the architecture. It was like very circular. A lot of good stained glass. It was cool. - It's so good. - Good angles. - Yeah, I like them. - I like them. - Catholics don't have to do buildings. They do. - I got that down. (laughing) They got that down. I think they could use some work on, but overall the buildings and the architecture is pretty good. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I would say so. - Yeah, that's so. - I would say so. It looks like you're about to do slam poetry or something. (laughing) - I'm just waiting for you. - The Catholic church. - I'm just getting my notes here. - More like the Catholic hurts. - Oh. - It doesn't. I don't agree with the statement I just mentioned. - Some Catholics have heard people. - Yeah, I'm sure. - I've seen a Catholic. - I was trying to write. It doesn't only a rhyme I could do. (laughing) - I probably didn't do that. - I think it took that from 22 Jump Street too. - Oh, yeah. - San, they know. You're dead. (laughing) - You're dead. All right, let's get into it. - Let's dive in folks. - We're gonna do some anxiety stuff and then pull back a little bit. - Yeah. - And then get back in. - Yeah. - And then pull back in. - And then we're gonna dive in. - And then back really get back in. (laughing) - Okay, enough. - We had some tweets come out. - Oh, best. - Oh, this one's rough. - Oh god. - We're getting political folks. (laughing) - No. - Uh oh. - Whop, whop, whop. - I'm not trying to, not trying to get political, but these are crazy. - Stay politely. - This is the time we live in. - Everybody be ambiguous, be vague. - When the president speaks, we listen. 'Cause he's the president of our country. - We all know at this point what he said on Easter. - Uh huh. - Do you know what he said on Easter? - No. - Okay. - It's awful. - I don't know anything about anything. I want to make that very clear. I don't know nothing about nothing. I just try to be a good guy through good things. - Jake has thoughts on Israel. He's going to share him in a second. - I don't know. - They've been there, never heard of it. - Okay, tell us that. - Tell him what he really said in an Andrew can beep it. - Is it bad? - Awful. - Well, on Easter, on Easter day. - I read the one this morning. I did not like that one. That didn't sound good at all. - Yeah, we're going to talk about that one. - Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. - Lily doesn't know what it is. - Because I always start. I always start. It was great. - Okay, on Easter. (laughing) - I don't know. - On Easter, President Trump did on Truth Social. Tuesday will be Power Plant Day. The bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the f-ing straight, you crazy B-word. - B-word. - Bass, like a bass. - Mustard. - Yeah, that other B-word. - I might make a stroke. - What are you guys talking about? - Just believe it. (beep) - Oh. - Just beep it. - I don't bother that. - You said bass and mustard. Like I said, mustard is probably. - I was about to say Austin Powers. - I thought you were going to say B-word. - Okay, okay, well no. - I did it too. - Goodness gracious. - Or. - It's really kind of funny. - I feel like you need to know I ended this podcast in three X. So the probability if I'm getting missed is pretty high. - Let me finish the thing. - Okay good. - Golly. - Okay good. - Oh. - Okay. - Come on. - There we go. (laughing) - Zip it. - Jake hasn't heard of this one. - All right, good. - There'll be nothing like it. Just go back. There'll be nothing like it. You'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah. - President Donald J. Trump. - That's crazy that a president would tweet that. - Yes. - Is that F-word? - Yeah. - In a presidential statement. - On Easter. - On Easter. - On Easter. - But it's so non-nice. - That's not nice. - I don't know what's going on, but I know Iranian people and I love them. And they have great food and I love them. I don't know what's going on, have no idea. But I saw the movie when the, I think 11 or 46 Americans got trapped in the embassy. - Oh yeah, then. - When the riots happened. - Yeah. - I don't know. I know that it used to be an unreal country. - Yeah. - Beautiful people, beautiful country. I think it's got a hundred percent of her and not as good anymore. I don't know what's happening now, but. - Yeah, we know a person from Iran and they're lovely. They're great. - Yeah, you knew a person from Iran. - Okay. - What is your deal today? (laughing) - Anyway, we did, yeah. And she talked about two, the same thing. Like after the 70s, it was like a completely different country. - Like one can do anything. - Yeah. - But it was, it sounded terrible. - But it was very, like in a sense kind of like Western prior to that. - Yeah. - It was very progressive. - Was it Argo you watched? - I think so. - An Aflac movie. - I don't know. That's the one about it, right? - I think so. - Does it be Gazi? - So? - No. - No, that was in it. - No, it was. - No, it was. - We watched it too. It was the embassy. - When they, when they have to like, - Stuck in it. - Memorize like their identities and they had a sneak peak. - Yeah, they had more identities. And they went to like the European house or the British. - Yeah, yeah. - Really good movie, very good. - Very good. - Very good. - I thought you were stuff. I don't know how to do it. - Yeah. - Okay, so another truth social came out today. From President Trump. - Oh gosh. - So you guys know we filmed a week ahead. So there could be something that happens tonight or not? - What's the day today? - No. - The seventh. - The seventh. - This is what he said, as of 8 o'clock this morning. A whole civilization will die tonight, never, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have complete and total regime change, we're different, smarter and less radicalized minds prevail. Maybe something revolutionary, wonderful can happen. Who knows? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in long, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the world. 47 years of extra cheese. - Extra cheese. How do you say that? - Extortation. - No, extortion. - Extortion. - Oh. - Corruption and death. We'll finally end. God bless the great people of Iran. - What? I was so confusing. - A whole civilization will die. - Is it tonight? - Tonight. - Tonight. - Is that not the craziest thing? - I've got goosebumps. - And then he literally falls it up with like, probably. - Probably. - What do you say? - We don't know. Who's to know? - I love I am. - You are. - What is he calling for? Do you have any news? - Well, this is where Andrew talked to somebody that's pretty high up, right? - Yep. - In the military? - Yeah. He told me I could refer to him as a close friend at a high level in special operations with, I'm just reading it because I don't want to say it wrong. 40 years of experience in that theater award. - It was Ted Cruz, guys. - Yeah. - Ted Cruz. - I'm a big fan of Afghanistan, all those areas. He directly involved with a lot of conflicts. And I asked him personally, I was like, I want people to know that this isn't like a random person who's like, you know, on the sidelines of this stuff. He was like, I personally, I personally have lost teammates. He said, I've had to go to wives and let them know that their husbands, that fathers have passed away. And he said a close friend of mine, I was on the radio with him when they passed because of this conflict. Is he out there right now? - He's still involved. - Okay. - That's about all I can say. But if you like want to know from someone in special operations at a high level who's like behind the curtain, seeing classified stuff, didn't reveal classified intel to me. But it's like, you know, like, he let me ask him a bunch of questions. I was just like, I want, and this is a person I respect. I was like, I want your opinion because I know social media is throwing us every which way. And this is a little almost counter the direction that our podcast is typically gone. But I'm just sharing with him with you guys what he shared directly with me. He said, if you could see behind the curtain and see the dollars and the initiatives that Russia and China and Iran are spending to misinform on social media, he said it's astronomical. - Oh, my word. - The amount of money they're spending. And I was like, well, tell me about the conflict going on right now. Like, what are your thoughts? I was like, I'm sure you saw the tweet. And he was like, it's absolutely necessary. I was like, this is a believer. I was like, unpack that for me. And he said, definitively, they have a new tactic where no longer nuclear weapons was always like the buzzword. Like that's what they're after. That's what they're trying to do. And he said they control the global economy by oil through that straight. He said, but they've begun. The intel is that they've begun a new tactic where they're no longer acquiring nuclear, but they figured the best way to hit their targets is by number, not by quality or the quality of the particular bomb. - So a bunch of missiles? - He said, the problem is they began acquiring so many that we don't have the ability to shoot them out of the sky if they launch them all at the same time. He said, that's not just for Israel. He said, that's for our European allies and they had plans to go intercontinental and hit us. And he said, if we didn't act now, they were going to get there. - Oh. - That was his like straight to me from a friend. - Iran or Iran, China, Russia, Iran, Iran, but they're all using social media campaigns. And I was like, well, like, I was like, you know, everything's coming out recently with the list and ties with Israel and this is, you know, people are saying this is Israel's war. Why are we getting involved? - These are nuclear warheads that they're shooting or shooting. - No, no, no. They figured out they could get like quick going after the big missile, go after a bunch of them that could still cause harm, but you send tons and tons and tons of them. They don't all get shot down. That's their new tactic and they began to try to acquire these through the straight definitively. So they locked it down. They were trying to hold it down. They were trying to acquire missiles. So we were like, you can't do that. And that's one of the particular reasons we're going in and doing that. Which is heavy, which is insanely heavy. The tweet, I hate the language that Trump used in his tweet where he's like a civilization is going to die, but then also in the same tweets, like God bless the people of Iran. It's like, well, what are you saying? Like maybe, yeah, I don't know, but the regime, yeah, I don't know. And so I asked, I asked my friend, I said, you as somebody who's spent years like in this particular region, like tell me about the interactions that you've had with the people. He's like the people of Iran, the Middle East, the different places he's been. He was like, they're amazing people. And he said, no one, the media never reports on it. He said, but no one understands how much they appreciate us there. He was like, we are always met with just overwhelming thanks. He's like, the reason it's escalating so far is he said in Iran right now, the current regime, anyone who even kind of opposes is being dragged out in the street and hung. Oh, my goodness gracious. And so he's like, he said the reason you have to escalate is because they don't care. He was like, they will wipe out their entire because it's a holy war and to be what's the word martyrdom, he was like to them, like that's the end. He was like, so if you don't wipe out that regime, they will slowly do that to their entire people. That's intense that's heavy, but I was like, you can read social media all day long. I was like, I have a friend who's close to it. I mean, and this is his opinion. I haven't seen any of this, but I respect the heck out of this individual. And that was his two cents on what's going on and kind of the importance of, or the necessity that it happens. He was like, we were under imminent threat. - Dang. Well then that makes you wonder what Joe Kent is all about then. Did you ask him that? - No, I mean, I literally was like, okay, that tweet happened. We're probably gonna talk about it today. I was like, let me just see if I can get a conversation with Joe. - They should've talked to him after too. - Yeah, that's some-- - Yeah, I mean, I would be curious too, if there is a desire to motivate. - Dude, what if, oh man. - What if there's just this right wing? We're not just like, how we sang the millions and billions of dollars aware that China, Russia, and Iran are paying for the social media campaigns. - Yep. - What if they have influence over people that we would in turn like respect for their opinion? - Yeah, that's a little spooky. - Yep, there. - Not a lot of that. - He said, yeah, he talked to someone else close to him that was like kind of echoing social media and he was like, I had to let them know too. He's like, as a person who's been there, who's seen what the regime does to its own people and who's been thanked by the people of Iran for what we're doing. He was like, I'm telling you they want us there and I'm telling you what we're doing is helping them. - That's anybody that you talk to also. I mean, my cousin was in Afghanistan and he criticizes what we were doing out there in Afghanistan, but Keegan's dad, he's like, we were absolutely essential, like the things that were happening to these people were atrocious. - That's what's a bummer, and it was like, this whole situation, it's so noisy on both sides and it's so confusing and it's like, but it's scary, it's like it's such a confusing scary, I mean, what Trump said, that's a terrifying thing to say. And I do want to say this person said he was like, I don't like how things are always said and he was like, the nature of war is like on both sides and he's like, Israel, America, wherever. He was like, I don't like how things are said and done quite often. He was like, but when you're dealing with war so often, there is no good option. He was like, but he believes that. - Well, you could talk like a human being. I mean, this guy needs like, he needs therapy. - Jake, what do you think of war? (laughing) What was it good for? - I read that tweet this morning and I was like, oh my gosh, that is just-- - It's spooky, isn't it? - I was not good. - No, I forgot to say this too. He was saying, this isn't a new thing with Iran. He was like, all the conflicts that we've been in when the last 47 years, he was like, as different heads of terror have popped up, he said, behind the like confidential report, it's like you can track the confidential reports, I said that terribly, but you can track the money. - The funding is from Iran. Even the money we've sent them for their oil and apparently different presidencies have given them the chance to be at the table, like let's be civil. And every time, typically money is used to be like, all right, here's some money, let's do this kindly and they'll immediately take that and fund that into terror somewhere. And he was like, so no matter what we've done to try to include them, they end up spinning on us. - It was Biden, they gave them something like $6 billion. What was that? - I don't know. - And basically, they ended up finding out and I might be misquoting, but that money funded the attack on October 7th, basically. - Yeah, he said pretty much when terror pops up, they're somehow connected to it. - That's not good, time and time again. - Spooky, I am my favorite independent journalist on TikTok is Pro. What we're doing, he was commenting. And it's kind of like multifaceted his commentary, but he was talking about the straight-up moves. Mile, no, hold on, let me pull it up, Davis. Davis Jones, he's amazing, very articulate. I think he's one of the only people doing actual journalism. Like he is so smart. Davis Jones, he's an independent researcher. He was talking about what the straight-of-form moves being closed and kind of like the narrative that we're seeing on all the major news platforms, it's all the same. It's so, it's all the same, diarrhea coming out. - Hey, one type of diarrhea, it's all the same guy. - Yeah, absolutely. You've been there once, you've been there a million times. - Basically what these guys are saying, they're like, nobody is getting through the straight-of-form moves, not even Beijing, that's what they're saying. So this independent research company called Satrini sent a journalist who they referred to as analyst three to the straight-of-form moves to get the real scoop. They sent him with a box of Cuban cigars, $15,000 in cash and a roll of zin, like a whole bunch of zin. That was his exact preface. They sent him to Oman and as soon as he gets there, they're like, hey, you can't do any journalism here, like write down, like give me your signature that you're not gonna do anything. He's like, cool, yeah, I'm not gonna do anything. And he's wearing recording sunglasses. (laughing) Like great, then he has a microphone in his bag. Anywho, what he discovers when he gets there is that China is getting through the straight-of-form moves, they're going and taking different paths. They have painted the holes of their ships so that satellites can't see them. So very much so. - And they flip off the, we talked about the Amers, whatever, they had the nautical tracking system. - Well, and that's what the point Davis is making is, is they all use the same tracking system, which is called AIS. - AIS, yeah. - And that is what all these news sources are referring to when they say nobody's going through the straight-of-form moves right now. And it's like, it's so easy to not register with this AIS program. And what-- - Literally just flip it off. - Yeah, just flip it off. - Yeah, yeah, I was like, why would you keep it on? - Yeah. - Yeah, and this guy is talking about too. He's like, Davis is saying, or no, the Analyst 3 is going there and he's like, it's chaos. Like everybody's going through this freaking straight. It's not, you imagine it being like empty. And he's like, it's crazy down here. And what Davis ends up relating it to is that all of our creative thought is just being efficiency-based and we're going off of one system, kind of like AI. And we're having a collapse of diversity of thought and it's happening. - I mean, I believe it. I mean, that's why I reached out to my buddy. I was like, everybody is starting to say the same thing. And I was like, I just want to know if there's another perspective. - Yeah. - Like, just to put it out there to maybe balance what's happening. - I think that was so smart. And sometimes it just takes sending a guy with a bunch of Zinn in first. - Yeah. - To see what's really going on. - Oh, that's so funny that that's a, like a-- - A requirement? - Or not, not a, it's like a-- - It's a bartering chip. - Yeah, bartering chip. - Yeah. - 'Cause he used to be like a pack of cigarettes or something like that. - Give us a Zinn. - Yeah, I know, and that's so funny. And that's what we see with that guy. We love this guy called him. You would love him too. Oh my gosh, what's his name? Mike Smiley or something? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - And he travels to all these countries and it's always nicotine-based bartering. - That's funny. - In that crazy addiction. - Speaking of bartering, universal language. - Do you guys know who Greg Phillips is? - Greg Phillips? - No. - He is the director of FEMA. - Okay. - Good guy? - Have you heard about what happened at Greg Phillips? - No. - Oh gosh, what? - He's been interviewed before. In fact, the interview was brought back up after he was named director of FEMA, and he's standing behind it. - All right. - He claims he was driving from Alabama and then was instantly transported to a waffle house in Georgia. (laughing) - He's claiming this? - Yes. - That's happened to me before. - He said I was driving. - And I get here. - He said I'm-- - He gets everyone in a waffle house. - Sounds like a S-U-S-E Saturday night. (laughing) - He claims though that he was just driving along and then he just zoned out and he's in the parking lot of a waffle house in Georgia. And he said it was a total of 50 miles that he went instantly. - Whoa. - And he felt dizzy, he felt sick after. But then he said later on, when he was questioned about it and all that stuff, I think FEMA, they're like, "What are you doing?" (laughing) - It's not good press, but it's gonna do it. - Well, he compared it to a biblical event. He's like, it was like, was that intense? Like, really mess with his head. - Yeah. - But apparently he was going through some cancer treatment and like, he's like, "Oh, there's the medication and stuff like that." But recently, like a couple days ago, I saw an article, he's doubling down. He's like, "I was transported." I don't know how or why. - Wow. - But I was here and then I was there at a waffle house. - I mean, you gotta believe the guy, right? - Yeah. - I mean, what's up with this? We're having multiple stories come out where these guys are just like, I don't know what happened. I was just transported in here. Like that guy, I was on that police chase. - Yeah, you remember? - Yeah. - He was just like, I just was brought in here. - He said, "I was in here." - Dude, what's going on? - The mountain in Argentina, that's one of the things doing people drive around it. Sometimes like, time slippage is one of the things that they talk about. - Let's talk about that. - Yeah. - Right after this episode, don't go anywhere. (dramatic music) (dramatic music) - Hey everybody, maybe you're wondering who won our big giveaway gift last week. Her name is Cassandra Distorian. And she's from Indiana. Congratulations Cassandra or Cassie or Cass. I'll call you whatever. You're no winner, hooray! (laughing) Very good. Congratulations to Sandra. Yes, what is your name is? Yes. Very good. What is a triathlon? Yeah, ask, ask a quick. You can only erase with either two arms in one leg or two arms in one leg. That's one out of the one. Two arms, one leg. Two arms in one leg. For sure. So what did you guys, what did you guys do a triathlon with me? How good was it? Swimming. There's all different ranges, but the one I'm looking at right now is quarter mile, which would be eight laps in the pool, there and back. That's easy. Open water. For me with lifeguard, you can probably stand 12 mile bike ride and a 5k run. I think 5k runs like three miles. 12 mile bike ride. That probably took an hour. I feel like I could do that. I think it could. The bike seems the hardest part to me. No, that's the easiest by far biking dude. You just bike for an hour. It's easy. I've only ridden bikes that don't have their tires pumped all the way. You train that way, that's good. Go with your four tires. Go this fast. Absolutely. Does everyone know this? Is it like a Tour de France biking or like through the trails and stuff? It's a, I don't know. I don't know. Imagine it's all payment. Probably the run is through a golf course pathway, a cart pass. 5k runs through. I would do it with you. If we did it all together, I would do it. Depends on Saturday. This Saturday? No, I need a train, buddy. I'm free. Are you doing it? If you guys are? No, I'm not doing it. Come on. Where's that? You never want to do triathlons with me. This one's in Cocoa Beach. It's the Ron John Cocoa Beach one. How much is it? 134. But I bet we get an influencer special and do like promote it for that's always been my thing. It's like it's always so expensive to run. It's never very clear of like where the money's going. Sometimes it's charity, but other times it's like well, that's it. It's the city. It's going to put it on. They got to put permits and shut down a street and cut down a whole river. This one, they said all the money is going to the war. Which side? That's for we don't all depends on whether or not. The only thing that would put me off is where where are we swimming? Because some of these places where swimming are not swimable. Yeah, just heard river. The money's going to the war and that's the only thing that would put you off. At least just assuming it's going to Israel, she's like signing up. I have this thing that happens when I'm in the water and I can't touch the bottom and I'm going, oh my gosh, anything could be underneath me right now. What motivation to swim though, right? Oh, I know. But then it'll chase me whenever it is. That's what I'm saying, but you'd be through it. No problem. Yeah, true that. Did you know actually know that we have a question going or question going or question going or would lily when the question is the first shot of mine? Go ahead, I just should go by. Talk for a minute. Oh, I wonder what she's going to ask. Any ideas, guys? Probably something about the deer above Josh's head looks like it has some new neckwish. Yeah, those are the jewels from the Louvre that Lily stole. Yeah, that was the heist behind the heist. Okay, I have two different questions, but maybe we'll just take one. By the way, the alopecia community is ticked. Are they? Yeah. Why? Is it already? Yeah. Oh, no, I don't feel bad. I thought about it later. And I was filled with. There is one supporter of what you said though. Israel had a negative feedback for real. There is one lady that's like my, she's like my no-no or something has alopecia and she's the most evil woman I've ever seen. Oh my gosh. Okay, would you rather have a mirror that could show you versions of yourself years into the future or have a toaster that always prints out cryptic messages on your toast that eventually become true. Toaster. Cryptic. Well, cryptic messages like, would you understand what they are? Well, it's like a, it's like basically a fortune teller to take the bus. Yeah, I know it says like don't trust the man or something like that. I'll take a toaster for sure. Yeah, you imagine how horrible it would be to like know who you're gonna become. Like how that would affect the decisions you make. You'd basically be incapable of like living in your own head. Well, try to think about where you're going. Well, the toast just pops up and says a whole civilization will die tonight. What does that mean? Oh my gosh. Oh, and that's exactly what's happening in Donald Trump. He has a toaster. Tweeted everything that comes out of the toaster. Wow. We got to stop this toaster. Someone unplug it. I think that the mirror would be cool too because like, I mean like only if like physical aesthetics were important to you, but Josh is going to look so cool as an old man and I'm just going to do this. And then I can make a decision and I just start looking better. Yeah, but it's showing you your future. So no matter regardless of the decisions you make, well, I see my, I see my reflection and then I get a new face cream and then I see my reflection again. Sure, but what if it's already showing the future of like, yeah, you've already made those decisions because you've seen this. So obviously it's going to be. You can change the future. Botox exists. I think there's a paradox that you're not getting. That's the question, isn't it? If you can change it or if that's a fact, that's all that's like the chicken or the egg. If you, if you see your future, is that still the future or can you change that future? And it's a future different if you change it. Or like Donald Trump, I'm like, I'm a small Asian man in the future. What the heck. I guess that's Andrew's mirror. Oh, he was switched from the wrong one. No, what happened? What did I do? Did you know I should have made everything they met you in the future in California? Well, I've seen the clip. What? Yeah. We met future Andrews. He's a really cool guy. He's a spider. He's a sponge. He's a sponge. You guys said, where are the seals? He said sea lions. I don't know about seals, but I know where the sea lions are. He was very cool. His voice was awesome. Anyway, what's the other one? You said you had to. Oh, you want the other one? Yes. I thought that one was good enough to. Okay. This one's on is, it's like not very original, but it was fun to think about. Would you rather be stuck in the Amazon rainforest by yourself? Your provisions are taking care of you of water and food, but you're just surviving. Okay. Or stuck on a robot. Or stuck on a robot shoes. Robo in the middle of the ocean, but you have food and water. Ah, Amazon. Amazon for sure. You're kidding me? Yeah, there'd be awesome critters. The bugs though. That's the bar. I was about to mosquito now. It was going to be a huge ocean. How long? A week. Ocean. Yeah, definitely. Ocean. Ocean. I'd be puking the whole time on the ocean. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Have you seen Jungle with Daniel Radcliffe? No. No, I've seen either. Yeah. Guys need to watch it. I'll put on my list. He gets, he gets a previous life. But a week long fishing trip. Yeah, that'd be sick. That's what I'm thinking. All men in the sea. Top thing. You do. Guys like us. What if, what if you did it, but you are, unfortunately, with the person that annoys you the most? Oh, Amazon. You could take their mosquito. I don't know if you don't actually know the person, but it would be a person that would annoy you the most. You see a black Panther, we're like, hey, could you go grab something over there? I could not just, I wouldn't even be able to sleep in the Amazon, thinking about snakes crawling on me and stuff. Yeah, Amazon, at least you can get away from the person a little bit. Yeah, true. You're a little space. I've been thinking a lot about that scene in Apacolipto where they're chasing the man and then the snake comes out right in the neck. That guy's gone in the second dude. Yeah. Speaking of movies, got to mention real quick, 10 out of 10 movie. I told him about it. Nirvana, the band, Nirvana, the band, the show, the movie is what's about Nirvana. No, it's about two guys who have a cover band of Nirvana. Nirvana is called Nirvana. The band and then they created a show that was like an internet show back in the day and they made a movie and it's a time travel movie where they go back from 2025 to 2008. It's so good. Oh, fine. It's so flipping fun. Yeah, it's crazy. Is it new? Yeah, came out like February. Oh, cool. So good. Are you guys gonna go see a Theavans in a movie? Busboys. I might just to support the comedy, you know, like the comedy movies. I think like they they produce it all themselves. They've got for all themselves. That's probably why it's not getting pushed to time. Did you see the proposed popcorn buckets? Yes, that was awesome. Yeah, it would be so cool. We got a guy in Knoxville who can make those. That meme was that would be so cool. That was all we need to get one from the top shelf up there. Oh, yeah, it'd be so funny. That'd be cool. I'm starting by the heart about my tickets. Nice. Andrew, you got a you got a real dude, but it's not coming through. I've been trying to send it for like two minutes. Air drop it. Well, we can I don't know how to accept an air drop. It just had accept. Oh, Andrew's got a real show us right now. It just got a real. It started sending so fast and then slowed down. Well, before you get started or while it's sending, I should say, here's a little fun thing. Do you know what India's doing? What do they up to? A lot of good food. Try trying to do the impossible. What? They're trying to get a census of the entire country. How are they going to do that? - It is one point estimated, 1.5 billion people in India. - That's crazy. - And they're doing the census. That's actually, that's 20% of the world population is in India. - Oh my word. - And with each person, they're gonna ask them 33 questions. That's a total of 49 billion questions. - Wow. - And they're only doing it by going door to door. - Wow. - And the government of India has established three million officials to do it, and they're only giving a year to do it. - That's impossible. - What's the math on that? - That's impossible. - What are the questions? - We need to get like, just hire some like, Jehovah witnesses or something, go over there. - For training? - As missionaries for training. - Yeah, yeah. - Back on some doors. They've been built for this. - What is the math on that? - Oh, 1.2 billion divided by 3 million. - 1.400. - 1.5 billion. - 400,000 people? - No, 400. - Singular for it. So maybe. - Oh, they can do that in a week. - I mean, a little more, you said 1.5, but maybe 500, 600 people per any year. - Oh, I could do that in a week. - This might be completely wrong. Don't take this, someone else double check this, please. - Let's double check it. - What is 1.5 billion divided by 300 million? Or 300 million? - 300 million. - But is that even the right breakdown? Was that the correct math? - I don't know. - I think it is. - What is 1.5 billion divided by 3 million? - I went to a college that didn't require math. - What college was that? - It was our Christian college. - 500. - 500. - 500. - Oh, that's impossible. - That's a little low. - 400 doobl, 500 impossible. - Little over one a day. - Isn't that crazy though? A synthesis of 1.5 billion people. - I wonder like how that's gonna develop over time. Like how like you think, because you need their information, you can't, it's not just like how many people, right? - Yeah. - You gotta have the information, that's the tough thing. Cause like, you could just have like a drone go over with a heat map and like count all the time. - That's how they're doing the 33 questions per individual. - It's crazy. - What are they asking them? - Same question as that. - What's your favorite color? - Oh, yeah. - What's your biggest fear? - Just to get categorical. - It was your first kiss. - It was your first kiss, yeah, that was one. How was that first kiss? Like a scale 110. - I do you guys follow Jake Hutchison on Instagram? - That should be on there. - Probably a lot of them do. - Probably. - That'd be really cool. - I get a lot of people in real life who stop me and say, I saw you on the Ninja's or Butterflies podcast. - Really? - Yeah, people love you and real, like people are out there really loving you guys. - Oh. - Like I get stopped in Trader Joe's, Tire Kingdom, Walmart, on the water, bathrooms, truck stop bathrooms. - Heck yeah. - It's crazy. - Truck stop bathrooms, yeah. The Bass Master Classic even. - Heck yeah. - We are number 23 in comedy in Iraq. So for all the people in Iraq, thank you so much. - Dude. - We support those who listen. - I ran that by my guy and he was like, we are, you know, people are over there. I was like, hey, just something you should be on the lookout for. I was like, I think that might be a way of tracking. - Elevator pitch, yeah. - I was like, that might be a way of tracking our presence 'cause I know 10,000 people are somewhere in the Middle East but it wasn't released where. I was like, but we just jumped to 25 on Iraq's podcast charts and he was like, that's interesting. He's probably accurate. - But he was like, oh, whoa. - So, military people might be listening to our pot in Iraq. - Nice. Shout out, dudes. - And turn on a air drop 'cause it's going that way. - I see a video. - There's two coming, the other one won't send. - Oh, which one do we start with? - I just got one. - Yeah. - You got one air drop and one in the text. - Oh. - So two. - Really complicated. - You got two. - I know, I know. - I see yours. I'm waiting for lilies. - I just turned it on and this first time I've ever done that. - Air drop? - Yeah. - Are you joking? - I'm so serious. I've never done that. - I might have to turn my phone to her 'cause she's not popping up. She's 46 years old. - She might not have a-- - 46 years old. - You look great. - Wow. - Okay, well, should I hit that beat? - She's kidding. - Wait, what tool do we want for the text to air drop? - The water one. - Okay. - All right, ready? - Yep. - Three, two, one, go. - She's called the volume. - I killed the volume. - Ah! - So this dude's swimming with a dolphin creature? - Oh, that's a manatee. - That's a manatee. - A lot of us. - Look at this. - That's a mix. - I forget what they're called. - Dude, that's so scary! - No, that's, you know, those stories of what dolphins do. - Yeah. - That's it. - Yeah. - That's it. - That's happening. - No, that's happening. - No, thank you. - So what is that thing? - It's an R-Walfin. - Yeah. - R-War. - Oh, is it an R-War? - An R-War? - An R-War? - I've never seen that creature in my life. - It has a face of a manatee, the body of a dolphin. - Yeah. Pause the video, like, seven-eighths the way through. You can see it. (beep) (laughing) - Take no! - Take no! - I did see it. I wasn't gonna say anything. - I'm out of good. I'm out of good. - All right, move it on. - Get for him. - Um, I don't know where the air drop video is. I don't have it. - All right, we'll turn it to you. This is why Andy refuses to go get his body taken care of. - Do you need volume for this? - So you can scrub through this. The volume won't hurt it, but you don't need it. - Is it, we'll show up at my-- - Ah! - Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna go. - Are you joking me right now? What is happening? - This is the craziest acupuncture technique I've ever seen in my life. - Oh my god! - Dude, that guy's panicking, bro. - He's like asking him, he's like, "How do you feel? Can you, can you feel it?" - Oh my goodness! - Oh, thank you. - Oh my! - Yeah, you're not helping your case. - I've ever gotten me in there. - Oh! (laughing) - Is that not? - He just keeps going, goes to the other-- - There's no way that is good. - All right. - Oh man, that's making me tingle. How much? - Oh! - How much? - I can't be good. - The craziest part to me is he's not going single needle. He ends up, there's one clip where he goes, like, literally there's at least three together. - He's not doing it, that's not, you don't do it. (laughing) - That's crazy. - I don't like that at all. - It wouldn't feel like this section if something didn't make you cringe. - Very good, Andrew, thank you. - You're welcome. - You're making me feel very good. - The dolphin creature wasn't enough. - Yeah. - Any more info on that? Like, why he was doing that or anything or just-- - Health, random. - Just health video. - Health. - It's my feet now, it's like, it's like hunting and then dolphins doing that in this. - Also hunting. - Speaking of Artemis too. - Yeah. - If you guys ever hear about the flashes of light mystery from the Apollo missions? - No. - This was crazy. - Crazy. - The flashes of lights. The Apollo astronauts, when they're in space, they were reporting back to NASA headquarters back to Houston. They're like, we are seeing just these random bursts of color lights, sometimes in geometric patterns. And we see them even when we close our eyes. - Oh my word. - And NASA's like, - All right, yeah, just give us a second here. Let's just figure this out real quick. But don't freak out, we got this covered. - Can you repeat that? - Like, what is that? - Yeah, dude. - What are they talking about? - Like, they saw it outside and then they would see it once they close their eyes. - They would like, yeah, they would see it and like, and they said it would come and it was very patternized. So they both see it at the same time. - Yeah. - Even with all the lights off, with their eyes closed, the geometric patterns and different lights. I think it was like red, white. - Did they ever like draw 'em or like draw 'em out or something? - I don't know, they said occasionally yellowish lights, yellowish lights. - Yellowish. - I got them yellowish lights in there. - Oh, yellow. - You guys got to be sharp when you talk around, a little yellowish light. - I know, it's bully, terrible. But what it turned out to be or what they say it was, was radiation from space. - Radiation like creates these shapes like physically when you're looking at 'em. - Yeah, so your brain can, the radiation is literally entering your brain and then like your retinas and stuff and so you can visibly see it. - Oh, I wonder if it's like when people say they can see lasers. Like one of it's the same type thing. - I can see it later. - Bro, that's, you know what I'm talking about? - Actually, I don't. - There's like a weird conspiracy where people like stare at lasers. - Oh yeah, and they see like the, but they also take like DMT before they do it too. I mean, that helps, don't we all? - Don't we all? - Imagine like Chernobyl, dude. Those people were seeing. - I know. - Stuff like that, like high amounts of radiation. That explains also the kind of like that UFO story from in Texas, when they saw the diamond UFO. - Yeah. - It makes you wonder like, I don't know man, 'cause they had radiation poisoning as well. - Yeah, so I mean, but NASA basically like, told no one to like freak out and stuff. But what they didn't reveal was like, oh, what does that actually do to the human body? - Yeah. - So that's why this Orion capsule, the Artemis too, I took them so long 'cause they had to figure out the right covering for radiation, passing through the Van Allen belts, radiation belts, and the Apollo dudes just blasted through that thing and their like radiation was just penetrating their brain. - Oh my goodness. - How are they doing now? - Well, I think they're primarily all dead, except for buzz and maybe one or two others. So I guess fine, or did they even go to the man? - Buzz was on that one? - No. - He was on one of the Apollo's, yeah. - Wow. - We're so lucky he came to our school. It's crazy. - Yeah. - It did? - Yeah. - And a munchkin from Wizard of Oz. - I don't remember that. - Yeah, I was really little. - We've been so funny if it was like the same thing. - That's funny in utero. - I mean, you weren't here. - Isn't that crazy? - That is wild. - How much? - That would be so scary. Yeah, at least you wouldn't be alone though like because everyone else is experiencing too So it makes sense like okay. It's it's something, you know scientific, you know, it's something you can measure or something like that's It says that the particles the radiation particles pass through the spacecraft It hits the astronauts retina or visual cortex and the brain interpreted it as light Oh, man, but they're both seeing the same thing. That's what at the same time, but like it would come in weights. Yeah That's scary man. Isn't it space is wild space is wild sounds like a drone show. Yeah, yeah It's kind of like that the optical illusion where like G where you see Jesus when you close your eyes. Yeah, stare at those three dots link Is there radiation in that picture maybe probably probably probably I'm speaking of radiation. Don't you have a theory about the pyramid or something? I do I have a pyramid theory with energy and the amount of people on earth. Oh I don't know if I've told you guys this before, but I was listening to something and then I it kind of clicked my head and I was like Oh, what about this and I think if energy is never Created or destroyed, right? And there's more people on earth now than there was back then then the energy per capita could have been way higher And that energy could have translated and deleting people do way more stuff with the same Looking body, but way more energetically charged brain letting you move things with your brain and stuff like that movie Salt, I think or that one movie with a Russian girl kind of access more than 10% of a brain. Oh, yeah, yeah Lucy Lucy that one the nicotine girl I drew it out. I didn't do a great job of drawing it out, but basically I think this doesn't make sense There's the pyramids and when the pyramid rebuild there is that many people one circle of people yeah, and one circle of energy energy remains the same It's always one circle of energy, but as time goes on there's way more people way more circles with people But the same energy so if those people had all that energy now we which are way more people still only have all that energy So we're sharing guys had all that energy they could probably move the pyramids and move the blocks with their minds Wow, or do mindular things like that. I think that actually makes sense. That's not a terrible theory. Oh, that's good. It's pretty decent It's pretty good. What do you guys think because they we talked about before just like there's like a lost knowledge Like we even talked about like telepathy like could like the early humans have had like a telepathy of sorts like that was the universal language Science scientists speculate that it was the evolution of verbal language that got rid of telepathy that we were all all used to Lepathy and then we'd create a verbal language. I don't believe that won't it makes sense Gen Z is reduced like complex vernacular down to Saa yeah, so language is like I would call that a higher intelligence Language what that's what's a higher intelligence as technology as technology increases and learning increases the language is dissipating Where's the little nod you get when you walk past a guy in the We've talked about the the difference between the two right the two nods I don't know if we talked about it, but they definitely mean a lot. Yeah But but why it happens? No, so like the nod up is like what's up? I know you the nod down is I don't know you it's protecting your vitals from an evolutionary standpoint like you turn your like you make like a dog We'll show it's belly to someone it loves why when people do that when I don't like him. I want to just bite their neck Just instinctively. I saw you do that one time. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, well, I heard one time I think it was on diarrhea of a CEO. It was a communication expert that goes on there I don't know if this is a person that said it but I was consuming this at the same time. I learned this back So it adds up all comes razor. Yeah She said that when you greet someone you subconsciously won't even notice it You put your hand near your nose so that you can smell them You you will from an evolutionary per standpoint when you meet someone you will always go to smell them So if you shake your hand Involuntarily you'll find your hand by your nose or something or like itching or like yeah, the judges is told me to stop that So good to meet you That's really interesting so interesting but okay, so energy cannot be created or destroyed We know that but my functional medicine doctor Joanne killer believes that we all put off Energies and that when you're in a two-crowded space like a city or something like that It's bad for your health because there's too much going on too much energy hitting you from other people. Yeah, it makes sense Yeah, it's only a bunch of hippie crap You walk into Disney you tell me there's not an energy problem. Well, that's why I freaking freak out a Disney There's too much energy too much energy. Do you like Disney? I've never been really I mean, they're been really hard to come from like you get anxious because there's too much energy from other people hitting you Hear me Jake. I've never been an anxious person in my entire life. I am not an anxious person naturally. It's these people You people You play me. It's you guys and my season of life to be fair But there's no wife life. Oh, but I am a completely non-anxious person It's true generally except what what are you saying here except when you get into big crowds or just when you get around these I love I love people which you get to run as apparently it's them specifically Yeah, some fellas. Now a lot of people yell at me all the time. Yeah, well Well, then you grow old age is doing that to you so Wow Any year old I am and I'm happy about it. I'm 57. I look great I know we've talked about it a long time ago, but I think it was a dude on the Or is it Danny Jones who's when he was talking with Joe Rogan? They're talking about how data Actually has weight to it. Yeah, dude. I've heard this really So like there's there's a point to where earth's mass mass. It can't necessarily like energy grow anymore because all the mass is already here. Yeah but data Can actually add to the mass of the earth really it's a mass that has never been on earth But now it's being stored on earth and it actually has weight to it. Did I know? I could like turn throw off the axis of earth one day. That's crazy. We know nothing dude This isn't and I don't understand that no like an empty tip like a like a hard drive or something and put data on it Where does that sound most minuscule? Yeah, small as like point zero still though. Yeah, but there is weight to it Really? Yeah, there's a mass to data. I saw someone say like Crazy when the astronauts bought brought back moon rocks. That was like the first time we actually had made the earth heavier Because like everything else on earth was like made on earth. Yeah part of earth already But then I'm like, but you have like kids and children That didn't exist and now heavier so it's like that doesn't really add up But oh, I do like that thought process of like I was bringing stuff from other planets. We're like that's kind of a big deal Well, what is this? I can't spin this fast. I can just wait off What are you guys doing? Wait, think about that though like the same thing. There used to be less people now. There's more people That's more mass in the earth now because there's more people. Yeah, yeah, it probably is heavier. Oh, it definitely is. Yeah. Okay. We're right I don't we don't know and also like 3D printing, but like I don't know. I don't know. Well, 3D printing Well, that message is transformed another sure, but then does it get lighter or heavier or I don't know how that works Well, the burning stuff and then like what if Mass is not changed Because there's humans and giant dinosaurs at one point yeah, that's even so now we're back to people are listening to this like Well, they like with science degrees like you guys are losing what on What was more ice-sirt water because there used to be ice ages so the same amount of water on earth What if it was frozen back then it could weigh way more than it is now or if it's not frozen now. There's no way the same I don't know someone's got to test that it's gotta be different. Probably a conspiracy theory Chat hit us up. What it does which way is more ice or the water Computer tell me which way we as well. Those videos are so good. I love those what way is more a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks I don't know a pound of your mother I have an alien thing. Oh, you have an alien thing. Yeah, from Key West Florida. Whoa I don't know. Key West All right, so there's this podcast to listen to called the Mill House podcast and there's basically the source for OG fisherman stories where they bring on the best fisherman from around the world cool and get them to tell their amazing stories While because those stories are fleeting because you can't do the same cool stuff as you used to be able to do Like everything else and there's this one guy from Key West. I forget his name, but he Oh, I forgot this is called to be he can see the future also. What's that called? He sees visions of things that will happen like a psychic No, he calls it something like he'll see a vision of premonition. There's another word starts with the S maybe Superpowers. I don't know. Yeah, he literally sees things happen like clairvoyant. He's clairvoyant. Oh, he One one example he gave was he woke up. He hasn't what he's awake to. It's not a dream He's like awake in the morning. He had a clairvoyant moment where he saw a big manta ray Jumping out of the water and potentially doing something bad But he didn't know and later that day he has a client on the front of his bow He's push pulling on the back and a manta ray jumps clear over the front of the bow over the guy in real life Whoa, and he was fine and he got He'd said he had a huge sigh of relief because he thought something bad was gonna happen. - Oh my gosh. - Same thing happened. One time he knew a car crash was about to happen. Didn't know where, when, or how. He was just praying that it would crash into a tree or something. He got hit by a car like 30 minutes later. - Day. - Like he's clairvoyant. And then he also sees these UFO type things above Key West and in the Everglades. Maybe that's, it might be the Everglades National Park, actually. - Okay. - And he'll see these orb type things. These UFOs sometimes is one, sometimes it's a bunch of them. And they just appear and they can go from here to here with no acceleration and at insane speeds. It's not like, it's like, I think, yeah like that. And they're huge and they're big and they don't accelerate. They just move and sometimes when they come, like the military and the co-sculler show up right away. And nobody explains it, nobody knows. And most people don't even believe him. But then he says some people, he tells, he doesn't like to talk about it 'cause people think he's crazy. But a lot of other people have like quietly told him that they've seen them too. - Whoa. - Nobody knows what it is. It's pretty interesting. And there's no rhythm to it, no rhyme or reason. Sometimes you won't see him for two years, he says, and sometimes you'll see a few sightings in a month. - Wow. - Really early in the morning most of the time. - He should pay attention to what's happening globally when he does see them. - What do you think that could be? Coincidental with? - Well like war and like nuclear. - There's been a lot of stories throughout history of like UFO sightings or like contact. People like claiming they've had contact from aliens. And a lot of it centers around like nuclear war. - Really? - Yeah. And so like that's what a lot of Area 51 kind of, started those, you know, Roswell, all that stuff happened right after the bombs were dropped at the beginning. - The first detonation, yeah. - So there's kind of-- - It's like a warning in a sense. - Really? - Yes. - Well that's interesting. Maybe someone could ask him about that. I don't know. I think it's like episode 13 of the Millthouse podcast. Mark something. Very interesting, listen. I'll try to find the clip in sure. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's awesome. - That's awesome. - I wanna go to Key West. - Dude, going this summer? - This summer. - You know who you probably shouldn't go? - Where? - Mount Everest. - Yeah. - Not now. - I know what you're gonna say. This is crazy. - Have you heard about this? - No, I live under a rock. - Mount Everest. - There's a giant scheme. - Minneapolis level. - A Bruin. Everest guides secretly poisoned climbers to trigger costly helicopter rescues as part of a 15 million Euro scam. - Oh my gosh. - Is that not wild? - They didn't die, they were just ill. - Right. But, so, this is a, I found it on Instagram. A major investigation has uncovered allegations at some Mount Everest guides deliberately made climbers ill to trigger unnecessary helicopter evacuations as part of a multi-million dollar insurance scheme. Authorities in the policy substances were sometimes added to food or climbers were pushed into situations that mimicked altitude sickness, leading to costly emergency rescues that were later build to insurers using falsified or exaggerated claims. The operation is believed to have run for years, involving guides, helicopter operators, and medical providers working together to inflate payouts to reach roughly $20 million. Dozens of individuals have now been charged and the scandal has raised serious concerns about oversight safety and corruption within Everest tourist industry. - I feel bad for those poor Sherpas though. They have a bad dude. - Yeah. - So, the Sherpas are getting paid? - Oh, no. - Oh, no, but they're corroborating with the helicopter guys, right? That's what it is. - Well, it says involving guides, which I don't know if the Sherpas are necessarily the guides or just the help. - But the guides would be the ones getting paid? - Out of this insurance? - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - The guides, the helicopter operators. - They've got an medical provider. - They'll be like under the table from the kickbacks. - This could also be a bunch of rich dudes who were like, I can climb it and can't climb it. They're like, dude, you're sick. Like, you made me sick? Just can't grasp. - I think you're gonna be able to test for the poison, right? - No, it's altitude sickness. Or yeah, the poison, some of their food was getting poisoned that would onset them being nauseous and stuff like that. - Oh, man. - But a lot of like-- - I think that's what happens to you. Yeah, maybe that's why you're throwing up. - Oh, yeah. - Why don't you throw up? - Look at the cameras. - Yeah. - I only started throwing up when I started dating Lily. - Yeah. - Goodness. - I mean, come on. - Your energy giving the anxiety. - She might have a lot of energy coming off of her. - Oh my gosh. - Bad. - Don't put it in his head. - Bill energy. - Let's take a break. (laughing) - Let's see if that fixes me. But yeah, a lot of these people were reporting like, they kept on being like, I'd say like, oh man, I'm a little dizzy. And then they would, like, well, you might be getting, like, and they would say like, you could die. You could die. - Really? - And then they're like, oh, we'll get, and so they would get evacuated off the side of the mountain. - Yeah, if you're gonna die though, die on Mount Everest. Be frozen. - They're really, they leave you there, dude. - Cheap coffin. (laughing) - Pretty cool. - Dude, those videos are so scary. - I know. - It's terrifying. But also you see the ones where everyone's just in a line. It's like hundreds of people, and you're like, this isn't fun. - Hundreds of dead people. - Yeah. - No, you have that, but also whenever you're climbing, like you're with a ton of people. - I think about it. - And there's like, there's no space between you. It's like to me, to me, that just, it's no longer like, what's the adventure? - Yeah. - I think about that girl all the time that's on the side of the mountain. - Who? - And nobody grabs her? - You can't. - Yeah. - You could. - I thought you could. - I or loved her. - Maybe you should do, though. - Yeah. - I'm gonna pee real quick. I tried to hold it, but I can't. - Don't leave us, please. - But I got an Argentinian pyramid store. - Oh, okay, I'll try to hold it in there. - All right, I'll go, I'll go. - Cause I have one more thing to you. - I'll go super fast. - No, don't, you just go at your own pace. - Pretty fast. - This is a good exercise for him. And you go slow. - So, you can go faster. - Oh, okay. - So we talked about that pyramid in Argentina, the pyramid or volcanic mountain thing in the salt flat last week. I said I was gonna do a little more research and I found this crazy story of a pilot in 1995 who had an encounter with a UAP. He does not refer to it as a UFO, but says, "I don't know what it is." And this story is corroborated in release documents from the Argentinian government. This, like, actually happened people don't know what it is. So the dude is flying into an airport that I can't pronounce. His name is Jorge Polanco. Poloncho. - Jorge Poloncho. - And Baralock, UFO encounter, 95 is what this is called. So it's July 31st. He's approaching the San Carlos airport in Patagonia flying a 727. So this is within 10 years after Top Gun, right? Pilots are pretty dope people in this era of world history. - Yeah. - And he's been flying for 18 years. So this isn't a dude who's like new to these experiences. He flies these routes all the time. And as he's approaching the airport, he looks out his window and sees just like this beaming light. As it gets closer, realizes it's like this disc orb thing gets really close and he says, "Oh my gosh, it's the size of the plane." And he was like, "There's lights, a light on each end and one in the middle." And typically these encounters, you know, we see the clips and it flies right by and it's like, "I don't know what that was." This dude was looking at it with his crew for 17 minutes. He says, "Interacting with it." Like they weren't talking, but they're like looking at each other. What is that? What is this? Freaking out. After the event, he says his crew was shook. People were shaking. They didn't know what to do with it. But it's so real, right? Like it's one thing to say, "I saw something." But as they're approaching, it's too close. He feels he can't safely land. And so he actually does like an evasive maneuver. Like, I don't know if this thing's attacking. And as he's descending, redirects his plane and flies up. So the flight history, the flight record show, this dude is doing something because something's present, right? So this isn't just in his head. At least there's a history of it. So the whole thing sounds like, well that's crazy, seeing some sort of light, seeing some sort of thing. And I started looking into like with that mountain, with that pyramid, what other UFO stories exist? Could it have been something tied to it? And so like I was saying, drivers around that salt flat, they have encounters, they'll see an orb. And then like the electronics on the cargo crazy, time slippage, like all that sort of weird stuff. And I started saying, okay, what do the locals say about it? Like what do they believe? And there's a deity, a feminine deity. They believe it's like the spirit that exists and all things, right? And so they say like a lot of like modern science will say, oh the salt, you're just getting weird refractions off the surface and it's making you see things. The locals believe it's this spiritual power or entity and this spirit kind of exists in all things and can have interactions with you. Like people there, like before they have a drink of something like alcohol, typically you pour a little out. And I forget the phrase that they say, but it's very much a part of it. Yeah, my name, they have a, it's a part of their culture though they do that. So maybe this pilot kind of it was a little spiritual or something like that was doing some sort of this stuff. Like I'm trying to like disprove the story as I'm reading it. Well, as you continue reading into it, there is another government plane without knowing he's reporting it that is also reporting seeing the same thing in the region. Wow, so it's official. So I started looking in, okay, who is this deity? What is this thing? What's the history of it? the deity is named Pachamama. Do you remember that? - Yeah, it was a from. - Oh, that's the deity that the Pope brought into their service. So when Catholicism reached Argentina, they took a local deity and interwoven and kind of replaced or mixed the legend of Mary with this deity. So this UFO entity, the locals believe is their deity. They see it as the spirit light being thing and for some reason it's the same being that the Pope brought into a religious-- - Pope Francis. - Pope Francis, not the current Pope. But I thought that was crazy that all of this, all of this lore is tied not specifically to the encounters driving around the mountain, that's there. And this flight was in a little bit of a different location, but Pachamama, that spirit entity, they believe kind of indwells all of that region. The Patagonia Mountains, we've talked about tonnest stuff from up there. - Wow. - Isn't that crazy? - It's a scary story. The fact that another government plane saw it. - Yeah. - And the fact that he for 17 minutes, this whole crew reporting it, there's transcript, apparently that was released. I didn't look it up because I wouldn't understand it. But, you know, like transcript of his calls back and forth, like we're seeing this cylinder, the size of our plane straight out our windows in 95. - Dang. - Wow. - Keeping up with them. - That's amazing. - That's amazing. - We should go to this place. Stay here, you wanna go with this? - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's cool, and it didn't try to attack him or anything. It just is around. - All I know is it was enough to be able to terrified, and he did an evasive maneuver and flew, like as he was landing, like rear the plane up and circled. - In my head, I'm imagining like an orange, or did you say orange, or my-- - I did. - It was, I don't remember. I had one of the lights, two of them were green, or one of them was green. Green and orange lights, but three lights total. - Oh, there's multiple. - Yeah. - It'll and on both ends. I forget which color it was which. - And it wasn't just like a, but I don't know, that's crazy. - I mean, it was close enough for him to say it's the size of the plane and to call it like a metallic silver, or, and that you would be able to know if it was a plane or a helicopter or something. It wasn't something normal. - 18 years of flight experience. - Yeah, and it couldn't have been like, since there was three of them, I couldn't, three things. It couldn't have been like a country with crazy, like a technology that, like invisibility, low technology with light supply. - Well, definitely possible, but I mean like how, I mean, 95 in that area, it's like. - But the thing about cloaking too is it's typically like, we have tech that kind of does it bending light now, but what matters is where the thing is, where the cloaking is, and where the viewer is, but they have another plane, - government plan from a different angle that saw the thing. And so every, like modern science says like, oh, you know, like you get reflections off the mountains and it makes you see things. So they're saying they were just seeing this crazy like, wherever they were with the light and the clouds or whatever, it made them see a thing. And then it's like, what about, like you didn't see the same apparition of reflection from two angles. - Yeah, true. - But they reported the same thing. - That's cool. - Dude, it's crazy, right? - One time I was driving over by where Wawa is now, but it wasn't Wawa at the time, that back road, on my way back to my parents house when I was in high school, I went to go see a movie at the AMC in Leasburg, 'cause that was our only movie theater with my cousin Sarah. At the mall. - She was sitting in the passenger seat next to me. I look in the sky, three dots, and then they're doing this. (humming) It's 100% was an alien, spaceship. But I googled the next morning, 'cause I'm like, what did we see? And they're like, oh, it was testing at whatever, blah, blah. This was when I was in high school. So 15 years ago, whatever, it was an alien. They were trying to get ahead of it. They knew what it was. - Interesting. - Because we do not have that kind of technology. - You never told me that. - I never told you that. - I never said you saw the same thing. 'Cause you were living out here at the time. - Oh yeah, maybe. - What were you doing then? - I'm like, dating somebody or something dumb. (laughing) - You had more boyfriends than I. - Never had girlfriends. - No way. - Name a boy. - Name a mall right now. - Say that. - I didn't say that. - Boyfriends and I did. - I didn't say that. (laughing) - I had more boyfriends than you. Wait, hold on. - I only had two girlfriends. - That is not true. - Yes it is. - Fact. - No. - Yes. - Well then you've dated. - I've gone on dates, but I haven't, let's move on. - I can't. - I can't. - You didn't get down on a knee and say what do you mean, my girlfriend? - I was gunna, dude. - Speaking of dates, do you see Pope Leo at the Colosseum? - Yes. - Pretty cool. - That was pretty cool. - Pretty cool. - What did he do? - What happened? - It was during the Easter service or good Friday service. I can't remember which one, but he was carrying a cross. - Yeah, the good Friday. - And walking at night with like torches and stuff in the Colosseum doing a service. - Yeah, he carried the cross, cool. - He carried the cross the whole way. And this is, I like the first Pope to do that in like, like centuries. - I feel like that should be a mandatory thing. - Yeah. - You're the Pope. - Do it all. It was pretty, pretty neat. - Pope Leo's, he's pretty cool. - Hey he's American, of course he is. - Chicago. - Chicago on the Pope. - Let's get back into war. - Then Christ, no thank you. - Can I ask you a cross, Christ, you're the-- - Oh yeah, sure. - I was in my friend's house a few days ago and in South Florida, and I walk up, and they go look at our neighbor's house. They have all these crosses in their yard. It's weird crosses. And this neighbor, they, who they never see, they don't know them. They live there for like 20 years. They don't know them, they never see them. They have like 20 wooden, strange looking wooden crosses around their yard, different things like in the middle of them. And they have no idea what it could be. - What makes them strange? - It feels strange. - I don't know. - Like is there something about them that makes them strange or is it just like because of they're all out there? - Just the fact that they're there. - Yeah. - It felt, it felt weird. - They're upside down. - Interesting. - Yeah. They were just regular wood, big wood crosses in their yard, arranged around their yard. - Like a fence of like-- - Yeah, maybe it's their head-to-protection or something, maybe they take it literally. - Maybe they're interesting. - Maybe they just had a lot of pets that have died. - It's just a sandwich. - Yeah, that's, that's good. - Yeah, that's probably it. - Maybe. - It could be. - You're right. - I don't know. - They'll clean you and allow the ants to pull that out. - Maybe they trap the demon in it in this spot. - You should try to pass it one day. Walk across it. - No. - That's interesting. You're so friendly. Jake, you should go knock on the door and draw them out. - The demon. - No, the person. (laughing) And ask them about it. - I don't know. I'm not, I get freaked out. I'm a little bit scared to cut. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That sounds creepy. Maybe, maybe after I had a Celsius or two. I don't know. Back to war, where was that? - Back to war, yeah. - I have a story. - Hit me. - So you know there's always a major event that happens that typically gets the US involved in a war. - Sure. - You'd have like Pearl Harbor. That was like the catalyst, 9/11. Do you know what the one for World War One was? - The assassination of Archduke. - No, that wasn't for the US. That was just a start basically the World War. - Oh no, what? - The US didn't get involved until the 1915, I believe. - No, I have no idea. - I've heard it before, but I didn't know there was so much to it. - Okay. - The Lustania Sinking. - It was a ship, it's called the Lustania. - Okay. - Lithuania. - No. - Lithuania. - Lustania. What are you doing? - You wanna tell a story? (laughing) - The Lustania ship. - Okay. - It sank in 1915, do you know how it sank? - No. - Well, this happened three years after the Titanic. - Okay. - It was a ship, that was a British ship, but it was sailing from New York to Liverpool. At this time, the German U-boats, submarines, were just basically taking control over the ocean. And they were targeting primarily British and French ships, but naval ships. But the Germans said, if you are carrying any military equipment, we are going to shoot your ship down. - Okay. - But this was just a passenger ship. - Yeah. - So like, here's an idea. Let's just put an American flag up. And so this cruise line was basically, it looked a lot like the Titanic as well. But it had like 1,800 people on it or something. 300 of which were Americans. So it was going from New York to Liverpool. And there was this giant sand bar, and so they had to like hug the coast of Ireland. And on this day, it just so happened to be super clear out. And it just so happened to be a German U-boat right off the coast of Ireland. - Oh boy. - And they saw it and they're like, shoot it, get it. So they shot a torpedo. Torpedo took about 30 seconds. Everyone on board was like, oh my gosh, there's a torpedo. It was about to hit. The crew remained calm because like this is an unsinkable ship. - We've heard that before. - Because after the Titanic, they introduced new technology to where if there's a hole punctured, automatic door shut, electric doors that prevents the rest of the ship from flooding. So like we're gonna get hit. Everyone just chill out, we're gonna be good. - It's normal. - Boom, hit. And it's had it left a hole in the side of this ship about the size of a small house. - Oh my goodness. - Instantly started flooding, but a really crazy caveat with this is before the ship took off about 80 employees didn't show up onto the Estonia. And they all worked the boiler rooms. - Oh no. - And so the ship was actually going slower. So the ship was the fastest ship at the time. It went 30 miles an hour. But this, so they didn't have one of the engines going. So it was going slower. The German captain of this U-boat, he knew which boat that was. And he's like, this is how fast it goes. Shoot it and it's gonna hit the back of it. But the ship wasn't going fast enough, so it hit the front. And what it did was, did is the four motions start filling the cavity faster. Yeah. Oh, no. And then this is where the conspiracy comes in. Okay. Another explosion went off. Like, oh, we just got hit by a second torpedo. The boat sank in 18 minutes. Whoa. Over 1,000 people on board died. Dang. Like over 100 of which were Americans? That's crazy. That's so funny. That's so funny. I think it was a Woodrow Wilson, whatever the president was at a time. He's like, we're going to war because of this. There's a lot of things, but this was the what's get in there. The American people were behind it. The conspiracy part. Yeah, second explosion. Years later, how many people died? Over 1,000. The way they died was brutal, too. Like, some people accidentally put on life jackets upside down. And like, so they couldn't flip back up. And like, oh, yeah. Terrible. Awful. But almost over a decade later, there's this lawyer who was like suing this like international thing because a New Jersey railway got bombed or something. So he got access to basically this general's file cabinet. And so he just started going through it. And that's where he discovered a classified secret organization within the British military called Room 40. And Room 40 at the time, there are this group that were every day tracking where the U-boats were, the different shipping lanes. And so they knew where everything was. And they would warn boats, do not sail in this region, because there's German U-boats there. They knew the German U-boat was off the coast of Ireland. And they did not warn the captain of the Lusthenia. One week-- well, let me say this first. The person that ran Room 40. And he guesses, is he finance guy? No. Winston Churchill. I knew you were going to say that. Winston Churchill, he was the Lord of the Admiralty, which is a top naval official in the UK. And he was ahead of Room 40. He said, a week before Lusthenia incident, he said, quote, it is the most important to attract neutral shipping to our shores in the hope, essentially, of embroiling the United States with Germany. Basically, there needs to be a ship that comes here that gets hit, and so that will get the US to get involved in this war. That's really specific. He said that a week before this incident happened. And the illusion that caused such an outcry-- worldwide outcry-- that the Germans did this because a lot of innocent civilians died. That Germany's like, OK, we're pulling our submarines out. They literally did that in World War I. They're like, OK, we'll stop that. So overnight, it instantly opened up all shipping lanes for the UK. The US got involved. But here's a little bit of a caveat. It wasn't until years and years and years later, when they were diving, looking at the Lusthenia wreckage, they found ammunition on board. They found gun mounts. And what happened was the UK Navy secretly was using the Lusthenia as a military ship. And the Germans knew it. And so the Germans said, we were shooting down this because you were using it for military purposes. And it was like, no, you just shot a passenger ship. But the second explosion was from the ammunition that was on board the ship. That's why. That's crazy. Yeah. And so they just had the cost of having these passengers who were willing to make that sacrifice. So Churchill, the conspiracy is Churchill made the call, let the ship get hit, that made the US in World War I. Wow. The dude loves war. Dang. Dang it. It was war. That's crazy. Yeah. That's nuts. We've never heard that before. That's wild. Yeah. The Navy commissioned Lusthenia to get built, made the fastest ship in the world. They had all these gun mounts and all this stuff. So that didn't come out until years later, though. Yeah. Well, it just came out that the iceberg that hit the Titanic was also German made. Wow. So, I mean-- Commissioned by Churchill, probably. It looks like it was frozen sour cream. It looks like a duck. Fun fact, though, the captain-- The captain of the Lusthenia. His name was William Turner. No way. Yeah. Yeah. He did go down with the ship, but survived. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Man, that's wild. I know. Because of Dave Jones or what? Huh? Because of Dave Jones or how did he survive? Life jacket. Life jacket. On the right way. Yeah. I have to go now. Okay. Well, dude, when we get to Patreon, I have a crazy life jacket reel. Oh. Okay. I actually do. I have a crazy life jacket story or a lack of thereof. 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