190 - Iran War Heats Up, UFO Stories, & World War 1 w/ Jake Hutcheson

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We got a special guest with us today, Mr. Jake Hutchinson. - Woo! - And listen, we got wonderful stories that we're gonna dive into today. And at the very end of this episode, we're talking about the real reason World War I started. - Have you guys ever been transported from one place to another? Well, guess what? The FEMA director has, and it's crazy. - The war in Iran is not what it seems. I spoke to someone directly involved in special operations, and he told us some things. - Things are absolutely crazy. You're gonna wanna hear it. - There's UFOs in the Florida Everglades. - And if your civilization still exists, this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. - A little intense. - That was heavy. - Sorry. - All right. What you got there, Andy? - I got some oysters from Shark Bite Oysters. - Shout out Shark Bite Oysters. Thank you. - Thank you, Jake, for bringing 'em. - What a treat. - You're welcome. Thank you, Sam, for supplying them. - Guys, do they just, they probably just do Florida? They probably don't do like-- - He's national now. - They ship everywhere? - He's everywhere. - Really? - Across the country. Yeah, he's blown up. Atlanta, Chicago, D.C., he's nationwide. - Well, you guys heard it here first. Shark Bite Oysters, they've gone global. - Global, switched up on us. He's selling clams now. - What are they-- - Are they really? - No, not yet. But soon they will be. - Really? - Yeah, they're working on taking over the whole entire shellfish, amelia, region-type deal. - Nice. - They're doing big stuff. - Guys, Shark Bite Oysters are truly a delight. - We were so sad when we were in California and we ordered oysters. We're like, this is gonna be a new experience. - Terrible. - Ain't nothing like East Coast oysters. - There was nothing to it. - Was that California oysters? Were they California oysters? - California oysters. - Really? - It was just like eating nothing. There was no flavor to them. - There was like no salinity to them. - Ugh. - Are you sure it just wasn't a bad batch? - Well, no, my brother had the same experience in California. - Really? - Yeah. - They were fresh, they just didn't have flavor. - That's weird. - These are the most flavorful. They're so salty and good. And he lets me come on the oyster farm sometimes. Nah. He lets me go on the oyster farm sometimes and we eat 'em straight from the bags and it's just unreal. - Oh my word. - The baby oysters are so cool. - Yeah, they look like quinoa or brown rice. They call 'em spat, S-P-A-T. - That's cute. - Spat! - Dude, that'd be sick. - Spat, spat! - That's a brand name waiting to happen. - Spat, you're right, we should've coined that. He just came out with shirts that say, his company's called Shark Bite, they say Bush Light. And it's like, I think it's oysters instead of mountains. It's really cool. Did I say that right? Instead of saying Bush Light, it says Shark Bite. - You did, you did, Shark Bite. - Yeah. - Cool. - I'm getting a moment here, I guess. - You gotta tell Shark Bite to order shirts from us. - Yeah. - I will. - Oh, can he make them through y'all? - Yeah. - Oh, he should then. - Yeah. - He might as well. - I mean, 'cause we're giving him a big shout out. - Yeah, you are. - It's the least he could do. - But really, Allie, you just want oysters. - Just kidding. - Oysters are my favorite treat. - Really? - Oh yeah. - Maybe by the time this comes out, there'll be a Shark Bite tease from Sunday. Cool. - Hey. - If I didn't have this towel, I would've stabbed myself. - I know, the towel's important, man. We're all waiting for you. - I'm sorry. You guys can talk. You got four people here. - We're all watching. You know the guy, there's a, so there's a restaurant called The Oyster Trough in Eustis. - Really? - And the guy working there won the world championship for shucking oysters. - Really? That's awesome. I didn't know that was a thing. - Apparently. - Where do they hold that kind of deal? - I don't know. Probably Taiwan. - Ooh. - Right? - Yeah. - I really don't know. - It's a really good oyster restaurant, though, for real. - Maybe I could go check it out on my way out. They get 'em from all over, though. I went there and they had some from Texas. - I think we had one from England one time. - Really? - Ooh. - It's sort of, a bloody oyster. - That's what they're called. - Oyster. - And it was brined. - Poison. - Oh my goodness, that was so good. - I've never had anything but just fresh cracked 'cause I've never had brined or anything else really. - Have you had a Rockefeller? - Actually, I have had that with cheese. - Yeah. - Those are good. - Pretty good. - I've had steamed as well. Steamed are good. - They are good, but it's like a waste. - Pass 'em around. - Take one down, pass it around. - Might as well just eat it when you're ready. - Actually, clear 'em out on the bottom, but just-- - Use your finger? - Yeah, use your finger, tongue, whatever you gotta do. - Thank you, waiter. - Thank you. - You didn't cut it off the bottom? - On the bottom, no. I should've. Sorry, my bad. - Oh, mine's really-- - Get in there. Get in there dirty. - Mine's really in there. I'm gonna have-- - Cheers. - Essence of finger. - Boys and lady, cheers. - To long lives. To shark bite. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Yeah. - That's so good. - That's the ocean, baby. - Mm. - Gotta lick the shell. - Those are incredible. - Oh, my gosh. I could be at the beach right now. - Oh. - So good. - It literally tastes like my childhood ocean. - Put some oyster on your nose. - You've got oyster on your nose. You've got oyster on your face. - I just got sprayed by the sea. - That's so good. - They're a super food, too. - And I'm back. - I haven't been to the beach in like six months, but I'm back now. - Wow. - Man. - You should bring Noah. I bet he'll, it's like home for him. - We're fired up for it. - Thank you, Jake. What a treat. - Thank you, Shark Bite. - Thank you, Jake. - He sourced these for you guys. It was on the house from him. - Really? - On the house? Aw. - He's the man. - He loves you guys. - So generous. - He loves you guys. - That's awesome. - That's how they do it. - Let's do it now. - We should bring the children and do like a homeschooling thing. - They're doing farm tour. - That's a good vlog. - He's about to start a farm tour thing, where you can go see how it works. - There's your vlog. - Yeah, that'd be a good vlog. - He has a supernatural capacity, this guy. - He does. He's the hardest, I love being around him, 'cause he's like one of the most inspiring business and social person I've ever, people I've ever met. Great socially, great businessically. Good person all around. - Aw. - That could be the cut to the vlog. - Yeah. - Hey, we're going to the Shark Bite oyster farm. - Are you really? - We'll have to. - We're gonna do a vlog about it. We just decided. - Right this second, telepathically? - Yeah, right after this, we're leaving. - Okay, I'm gonna try. - Hey, Jake is back. - Don't do it. - It's empty, I drank all of it. - I'm waiting for it. - Nailed it. - We don't have the other camera, so. - Jake is back and we're gonna get in trouble. Hey-ya, hey-ya, Jakey is back. - Yeah. - Good morning. - Hello. - Good morning. - I think that's the second time we've done that. - Yeah, it is. - That's probably. - Unplanned, not the last time either. - No sir. - Hey, we didn't stick to our every 10, but we are on a 10th. This is episode 190. - Really? - Yep. - Awesome. - It continues. - So just good things are happening today. - A lot of good things. - A lot of good things are happening. - No negative press whatsoever. - Good, I'm looking forward to a positive episode. - Me too. - My daughter braided my beard this morning. - Wow. - Aw. - It was good. - She braided my hair for Easter. - That's great. Jake, how you been? - I've been really good. I just learned to wakeboard. I'm coming off a wet January where I jumped in the water every day for a whole month. - I loved that series. - Doing stuff like that. - The middle of the ocean one was my favorite. - That was a good one. - That was so cool. - And that was a brand deal too, so that was nice. - Really? - I'm sure they liked that. - That's so fun. - Yeah, that was fun. I'm having a good life, guys. How about you? You're doing good. - Aw, that's great. - Yeah, man, we're thrilled. Yeah, we're in a great time. - Live in the Vita Loca. - What does that mean again? - It means to win some, to lose some in Portuguese. - Portuguese, yeah. - Cantonese. - Tough to speak that language. - Yeah, yeah. Imagine if Jake could have came with us to California. - Aw, that would have been so fun. - I feel like we just need to have Jake as a tag along wherever we go. He doesn't have to do any work. He's just the vibe setter. - Comment down below if you want to see that. - When we go do Shark Butt, you gotta come. - Oh, I'll be there. - Okay. - I'll be there for sure. That'd be awesome. - We'll plan it. - We'll plan it. - We'll plan it. - Man, yeah, we got a lot to talk about today. - We sure do. - A lot to talk about. - Lots to cover. There's a lot happening. - Lots of stuff came out this morning. - Woof. - Wild stuff. - Wild stuff. - Which, if people are watching this in the future, which they are, 'cause no one's watching this live, there may have been something crazy that happens today. - Right. - World shattering. - Oh gosh. - We'll talk about that. - Alter. - In a minute. - Yeah. - It's crazy. - So, who knows. - I got some notes from the source. - Yeah, who knows, man. - But you know what people should also do? Stop right now, like this video, subscribe, and comment, and we're choosing a winner every week from the comment section to send a box of Ninjas or Butterflies merchandise to. - What do you want them to comment right now, Jake? - Comment, comment, comment, and say, "Florida, Torda, part two." Or just say, "FTP2," if you can't spell that. - Yeah, we're sending free swag, a box of swag. I've already sent, I sent out two boxes yesterday to some of the past commenters, and so, this is your chance. Leave a comment, leave a couple, leave a thousand if you want. - Yeah. - Leave a comment, we're gonna pick you at random, and we're gonna pin your comment five days after the pod's dropped, and boom. - And I will say, your chances of your comment being chosen increases if you share the video as well. Yeah, so if you comment that you shared it, that helps. But you actually have to, don't lie, because we can read right through that. Yeah, God's watching, so don't do that. He sees you when you're sleeping. No, enough of that. He sees you when you sin. You will go to hell if you lie once again. Oh! No more. You guys are good. Hey, you guys want a song? Yeah. You want a song, Jake? I would love one. Okay. My favorite part of the episode. All right. Let's save it for the end, then. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Fire me right up. Give me oysters, juice me up, and then let me down. You know how drinking coffee instantly makes you have to poop? Yeah. I feel like that oyster instantly made me have to poop. Really? Yeah. It's a superfood. It probably just flushed all the badness out of you. Yeah, probably. And it's got salt in it, and that makes you poop saltless. Oh, true. All right, we'll cue the ad break. We'll be right back. Are you really sorry? Yeah, that was good. No, I think this one I can hold on to. But I can't fart. That's one of those dangerous ones. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know I did that on our way to the Orthodox Church in California? What? It was an hour and a half drive. Yeah. And we were about halfway, and I'm like, my stomach hurts. I'm like, surely this is just a fart. And just, and you go, oh. You didn't tell me this. It didn't penetrate the pants, but it got to where- Turtle head. It was right there. I said, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Dude, that would be- I couldn't find a gas station, panicking, found one, went in there. Oh my word. Dude, all of it had to come out of you before you went to the church, man. No. Purged my scent. Something new. Yeah, dude. They would have smelt it on you for sure, dude. Oh, gosh. Ooh, look at that. What is that you got there? All right, I'm really hoping that works. You got it. You got it. Just remember to read. Oh, no. Oh, no. What are these words? Oh, crap. Google Translate. All right, let's do it. Oh. Mmm. He's back on the show and you know what that means. Gotta make way for the hutch machine. Takes his shirt off and blurs the nips. Eat an Indian and you know he tips. You know this boy loves tiki masala. Hire this boy if you've been thinking more. Salahs. Dive in the water to get them oysters. Diving in the water because he's got to get moister. Got long hair looking like Tarzan. His goal's so high he needs not can. Find his stuff on Jake Paul's story. If you don't follow him, then you bore me. It's good for ya. It's good for ya. What? It's good for ya. Just trust me. It's good for ya. Sitting in a tree and reading a book. When you see the poster, let him. Let him cook. Going to the netty and he hit a hundred K. Worst for an athlete, that's the way. Got no eyebrows but he's raising them. Going on trails and he's blazing them. Cranking the stats on his JPD. Inviting all the whites for a new cuisine. He's on the rise so don't disregard. Leaving in the dust and send a postcard. So jump in the water. Hug your bra. Smile, be kind. It's good for ya. It's good for ya. It's good for ya. It's good for ya. Just trust me. It's good for ya. It's good for ya. What? It's good for ya. Say it again. It's good for ya. Just trust me. It's good for ya. Wow. Oh, my gosh, I love you so much. I could kiss all of you guys in the mouth right now. Wow. So good. That was amazing. I love that. Wow. One line. One line. Yeah. What was the line you messed up? That was a good one. The strongest fat, fatly. Yeah. Go into the Natty and he hit a hundred K world's strongest fatly. That's the way that was crazy. That was so specific. I love that. That's everything I've ever done in my life. I think that I literally scroll through your Instagram. I was trying to think of like every little tiny thing. And as soon as we found the I was like, I got a rhyme to keep a solid. That's too much. That's too fun of a rhyme to not. What did you got to have something? What was the rhyme? This boy. I was thinking Miss Salah. Hire this boy if you're seeking more dollar. I like that. I like the part about Narcan. His goals are so high. He needs to say he looks like Tarzan, but I'm like, what rhymes with Tarzan? That was awesome. I love that. You guys do that. Thank you so much. Of course. I can't wait to kiss you guys. I can't wait either. Patreon. Hey, wall. Wow. Very good. And Josh, you did so good. Hey, thanks. Good job reading. It was like a little biz marquee between Beastie Boys. That's what I thought. Beastie Boys. Sick. Brass monkey. Unfortunately, oh, gosh, we have a beast of a question, boys and girls and girl. Don't forget. And I don't know if this is necessarily a bad. Well, it could be bad. I don't know. No. Let's try. Let's try to keep it light. I, I think the one person that can truly give us wisdom into this is Lily. Oh, gosh. Yeah, I think so. I think we have a guy, a bunch of guys here. And I think as we grow up in America, as gentlemen, as we. Yes, we are valuable. But I think as white males, half white male. Yes, I think there are viewpoints that we grow up with that are maybe not as valuable as a female. I agree. And I think we're extremely lucky and we should be grateful that we have a woman like Lily on this pod that can bring some clarity. There are a lot of the subjects. Yeah. That we're facing today. Yeah. Thank you, Andy. So today's question sent in by a viewer. Hey, well, should we pass bills? You know, like pass bills, like in order for society to move on, maybe even thrive. Should we pass those bills to help? Should we pass those bills? Yeah. Those bills, the ones that help. Yeah, that would help maybe maybe help people move on. Oh, from what? Just thrive in society. That's a yes or no, too. Yeah. You got this, Lil. Yeah. Did you want a lunch, by the way, Josh? I don't think I could eat lunch right now. Now I feel sick. I just lost my appetite. Somebody answer me on if they were lunch. Lil, you want to pass bills. We should pass bills. You want to give bills a pass? Oh, I see where this is. Bill Gates. Bill Gates. You want to give him a pass? Bill Clinton a pass. You'd like to give Bill Clinton a pass. I thought you were saying Bill Gates. The bills. The bills. Well, I don't know, Jake, can you think of another bill? Buffalo. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. That's a bad guy. It's not a true story. Yeah, I don't know. How about Bill Cosby? Lily. Yeah, let's just give them the pass. Just forgive them of what they did. Yep. Get out a free jail card. Get it. Here you go. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. Pass along. Pass along. All good. I bet you want all the good bills to pass away, don't you? Yeah, I bet you do. Trying to give them a pass. We apologize to all the good bills out there. There's a lot of really good bills out there. 100%. My brother's father-in-law's name Bill. And he's an amazing man. My grandpa's name was Bill. But you say. Give all the bad bills a pass. You did order lunch, good boy. I don't know why you're smiling. I see my lunch. I see my lunch. Thank you, Miss Elena. But, Lil, I don't think you deserve lunch. That's not nice. I don't think we're going to be giving you lunch. Elena, you can throw Lily's lunch in the trash, please. I'm going to leave it there. Go ahead and throw hers in the trash. No, no, you can leave it. It's fine. Give a round of applause for Elena, everybody. Thank you, Elena. Thank you, Elena. Good job. Thank you. How dare you? Lily? What is wrong with you? All those bills, those bad bills, those bad, bad, bad, bad, bad bills. I mean, what do you what are your what are your thoughts on this? I don't like bad bills. I try to stop them and I don't know if we all do. But I know I do my part if I can. Thank you, Jake. Thank you, Jake. I don't even need applause. Yeah, do it because it's right. Well, absolutely. Well, you know what? The fact that you said that you do. There you go, Jake. Thanks. I do like shame. Oh, shame, Lily. I apologize to the good bills. Sorry, doesn't matter anymore. Deaf ears, deaf ears. They're falling on deaf ears. The bills, the good bills, stop listening. And the bad bills are now tuning in saying, yes, thank you, Lily. I know I have no more reason to do more bad things. I guess you guys are here first. Lily just wants badness to be reintroduced into this world. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, Bill Cosby. There's a guy apparently his name is Bloody Bill Anderson. He's a Confederate soldier who was notorious for doing really bad things. Yeah, a lot of really bad guerrilla war. You get a pass, apparently, from Lily. Welcome to the show. Ninjas are butterflies. Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most beautiful creatures. Has it emptied your mind? You've learned martial arts. Hot ninjas are dead! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Quick reality check, folks. folks. Money stress hits harder than people expect. Yeah. And it's not just numbers. It messes with your head, your sleep, your relationships. A lot of people are dealing with it right now. You're not the only one figuring it out. Exactly. And struggling with money doesn't mean you've failed. All right. We've all been there. Sometimes it just means you need better support around it. And that's where therapy comes in. Yeah. Not for financial advice, but for dealing with the stress and the pressure that comes with it. It helps you understand your habits, your mindset, and how to handle it better. BetterHelp makes that easier. They connect you with a licensed therapist in the U.S. and they match you based on a short questionnaire so you can focus on what you actually need. And if it's not the right fit, you can switch anytime. Seriously. If you don't like that person, you don't like that therapist for any reason, you can switch. They've got over 30,000 therapists and help more than 6 million people with a 4.9 out of 5 rating, a crossover 1.7 million. So, what are you waiting for? Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com slash ninjas. That's BetterHelp.com slash ninjas. I'm just grateful that we didn't have a bait and switch from Jake this time. A bait and switch? When have we done that? You pretend that you're on my team and then you turn on my team. Oh, I don't do that. The only time I bait is when I'm fishing. I don't bait and switch. Yeah, he doesn't do that. I don't arc all that. There's no evidence or anything. You're trying to gaslight him, which is weird. Oh, my gosh. Tendency of bills. What's with your headphones? You don't want to hear? My headphones are so loud and you guys were yelling at me the whole time. You could just ask. You just asked for them to go. She turned out. I could hear you still. We couldn't hear you. I'm so glad you went with the how dare you because that's exactly where I was going to as soon as she closed the door. That was funny. You guys are good at your job. Thanks for ordering lunch, Josh. I was really hungry. You're welcome. Thank you, Josh. You're welcome. Can't eat till later. Um, let's get into it, guys. Let's dive in. Artemis 2. Okay. Big launch. Big launch. Pretty cool. They went on the dark side of the moon yesterday. Yep. Did you hear what they said? One small step for man? No. Oh. Amaze, amaze, amaze. Oh, I did. Did they really? Yeah, they did. Oh, man. It's space canon now. I know. Lily's like yesterday because we were watching it live on Netflix. Yeah. She's like, I bet you this. All the flat earthers are so mad because it's like this to them. It's nothing. Yeah. They're like. This is all fake. This is all fake. Yeah. That's funny. In the world of AI? Come on, guys. Open your eyes, sheeple. Something that was really sweet. When they were flying around and there's some unnamed craters, never before seen craters on the moon. So they got to name them. One of them they named Integrity, which is like, okay, that's the name of the vessel or whatever. Oh. But one of them, the astronaut, they named it Carol after his wife that passed. Oh, man. And it was like one of the brightest craters on the moon. Dang. And they're all crying and hugging. Dang. Very sweet. Too bad it's all fake. Too bad it means nothing. What are you talking about? There's no moon. Oh. I don't mean to cry or to despair. You didn't cry, dude. It's not a story, but like a crater is bright. It was because it was like, I don't know, just the sun reflecting off of it. I'll show you a picture later. Okay. Maybe it was tall. Depth or something. Or like a shallow one. It was superviolet. Vibrant. I got you. Oh, that's special. Yeah. The LEDs underneath were brighter than the other one. The alien lights. Yeah. Yeah. That's super cool. That's super cool. Yeah. It was really cool. Yeah. But I will say, it's 2026. Mm-hmm. Why couldn't they throw like an 8K camera on that thing? This is what's blowing my mind. We were watching the footage, and the camera that's outside the shuttle that's pointed at the moon is like it was filmed on a potato. Like 540p. Yes. And it's like, how is that possible? I guess because it's a really far away to transmission back to Earth. But you can see. But we did a live transmission. But that's what I'm saying. In the 60s? Yeah. Pretty high quality for that. It was like 1080. Where do satellites exist? Where do they exist? Because if we're like, yeah. So how much further than that are they? Way further. Way further? Yeah. That's what I don't know. Yeah. It's weird, man. It's very strange. I wish I could see your mouth. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff that's not where it used to be. And I'm realizing the problems as we get going. It's driving me crazy. Like what? Just like, I can't see Josh at all. Oh, you miss him? This thing broke. So I'm holding this. And I'm like, I feel trapped holding a mic. I don't know how you guys do it on the lives. I can hold it for you. So yeah, Artemis 2, that's dope. Very cool. Yeah. Those guys seem very nice. I'm excited to see the footage when they come back. If it can be processed or something. Because even the camera on the outside of the shuttle was showing the moon. But it also was showing the shuttle like right next to it. And it was still like crazy blurry. Yeah. So it's like, I mean. I have a question. So it was Apollo 13 that circled the moon, I believe. Okay. Had the explosion and everything on it. Well, because they said Artemis 2, they saw the part of the moon that no human has ever seen before. But what about Apollo 13? Maybe it was in a different. Different rotation or something. I don't know. I don't know how that works. Except for the moon doesn't rotate, I guess. No, it doesn't. How do you know that? It's just science. Science? It's just science stuff, Will. You just said the moon was rotating. So you just learned this right now. I didn't know what I was telling. I didn't know if the way we projected when we came off. I don't know how it works. You're projecting. I'm projecting. I'm projecting right now because I'm scared and I don't know science. Okay. I'm afraid right now. Josh was like, they were like, the signal's going to go out when we go around this part of the moon. And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm like, the signal's not going out. Did it go out? Yeah. It did. They just shut it off. Why didn't they shut like a starlight or something? Because there's an amusement park back there. There's an amusement park and they don't, and it's for rich people and it's not for us and we're not invited and I hate it. They don't want us to see it. The signal went out. For what? What kind of ride would go on the moon? What kind of amusement park? What's the theme? I mean, Dollywood 2. Dollywood 2, the sequel. Yeah. What if there was one time a roller coaster that connected from the moon to Earth? That would be crazy. Space Big Mountain. Yeah. Yeah. Space Big Mountain. I want to go to Space Big Mountain. All right. Let's get into the scary stuff. I don't want to. I don't know. Is there anything about Artemis still that we need to talk about? When are they coming back? A couple days. A couple days. Well, when this comes out, they've landed already. And there's already been some hijinks that have happened, right? Like things that are going wrong. Toilet went out. They fixed it. Which is a crazy thing for it to go out. The lady fixed it on the- Hey. Don't be so impressed. Maybe it is. It's 2026. What do you want? That's a good thing. It is. I know. It's a great thing. The heat went out for a little bit, which is terrifying. They're like, it's really cold in here. Oh, they could have just froze to death right now. Could you imagine? No. How scary is that? So scary. No way, dude. What's the heating system like on one of those deals? So what are the- Do they have like multi-purpose people that astronauts, also plumbers and HVAC techs? They can like do everything. Really? Yeah. Basically, every component in there, they know how to work with. So these guys are literally- Literally AI proof. Like they're never getting a job taken. They can just become a plumber or a- They can do whatever they want. That's crazy. They can fly to the moon. Really? Imagine coming back- I'd like to see that. From being an astronaut and then you become a plumber and it's just like, I used to be a freaking astronaut and now I have to flip and fix your drain. Out of this world plumbing. Have you ever had like someone come over to help repair something and they give you a story like that where it's like, you know, I used to fix the toilets on the moon. No, you didn't. Okay. Sure, bud. You know, I once fixed Jimmy Cotta's toilet. Really? Cool. Did you hurry up then? He loved Tiki Masala. I'll just tell you that. Too much. Good one. Oh. But it was cool. I mean, watching it was super fun. They were talking about creation. Yeah. Yeah. The guy's a big believer and he heard about that. It was pretty cool. It was very fun. Very fun. Speaking of being a believer, I heard you went to Catholic Mass on Easter. How was that? Was that your first time ever? It was my first time ever at a Catholic Mass or a Catholic anything, really, except I went to a Catholic wedding one time. That was kind of wild. Yeah. You got a good workout in, huh? Yeah. Up, down, up, down, up, down. Yeah. Yeah. I did, actually. Yeah. A lot of up and down. Yeah. A lot of exercise. And every time anyone entered a pew, they would go down first and they would come up. And this one, I don't know if this is normal. I felt like I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but I felt like I was like in the movie Mamma Mia. They were singing everything. Yeah. Like they would pray and usually like a Baptist preacher would just say it. Yeah. This guy was singing. This guy was singing it. Yeah. They sung. He sung most. Let it be the Lord. It was wild. It was cool, though. I liked it a lot. Nice people. Someone recognized me there. They DM'd me after like, hey. Were you at Catholic Mass this morning? Yeah. They're like, I was sitting next to you and I knew I recognized you from somewhere. And then I got in my car and I just yelled out, Indian buffet. My family was like, oh, I think it's closed today. So you went with your parents? I went with some other fellas near Pensacola. Oh, very cool. Yeah. It was awesome. That's awesome. Cool building? Yeah. Culture? Beautiful building. I was enamored with it. I was looking around and I was like, dang, the architecture. It was like very circular, a lot of good stained glass. It was cool. It's so good, right? Good angles. Yeah. That's dope. I liked it. Catholics know how to do buildings. They do. Hey, I've always said that. They got that down. They got that down. Other things they could use some work on, but overall, the building, the architecture is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say so. Yeah. I would say so. I would say so. It looks like you're about to do slam poetry or something. I'm just waiting for you. The Catholic Church. I'm just getting my notes. More like the Catholic hurts. Oh. It doesn't. I don't agree with the statement. Some Catholics have hurt people. Yeah, I'm sure. I've seen a Catholic. I'm just trying to rhyme. That's the only rhyme I could do. I think you took that from 22 Jump Street, too. Oh, yeah. Cynthia, you're dead. You're dead. All right, let's get into it. Let's dive in, folks. We'll get into some anxiety stuff and then pull back a little bit. Yeah. And then get back in. Yeah. And then pull back up. And then we're going to die. And then really get back. Okay, enough. And done. We had some tweets come out. Oh, gosh. Oh, this one's rough. Oh, gosh. We're getting political, folks. No. Uh-oh. Not trying to get political, but these are crazy. Stay politically ambiguous. This is the time we live in. Everybody be ambiguous. Be vague. When the president speaks, we listen. Because he's the president of our country. We all know at this point what he said on Easter. Mm-hmm. Awful. Do you know what he said on Easter? No. Okay. It's awful. I don't know anything about anything. I want to make that very clear. I know nothing about nothing. I just try to be a good guy and do good things. Jake has thoughts on Israel. He's going to share them in a second. Never been there. Never heard of it. Okay, tell him. What is that? Tell him what he really said and Andrew can beep it. Huh? Yeah. Is it bad? Awful. Well, on Easter Day. I read the one this morning. I did not like that one. That didn't sound good at all. Yeah, we're going to talk about that one. Oh, no. I'm sick to my stomach. Lily doesn't know what it is. Not because of the oyster. The oyster was great. Okay, on Easter. I am too. On Easter, President Trump did on Truth Social. Tuesday will be power plant day. The bridge day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the effing straight, you crazy B-word. B-word. Or bass, like a bass. Mustard. Yeah, the other B-word. Am I having a stroke? What are you guys talking about? Just bleep it. Bass. Oh. Just bleep it. I didn't follow that. You said bass and mustard? Like, I was just saying. Mustard was probably. I was about to say Austin Powers. I thought you were going to say B-word. Okay. I did, too. Goodness gracious. Or. You're trying to be kind of funny, right? Lily, I feel like you need to know I ended this podcast in three X. So, the probability of something getting missed. It's pretty high. Let me finish the thing. Okay, go ahead. Golly. Hold on. Zip it. Oh, my goodness. Jake hasn't heard this one. All right, go ahead. I'll just go back. Open the effing straight, you crazy B. Or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah. President Donald J. Trump. That's crazy. That a president would tweet that. Yes. Is that F-word? Yeah. In a presidential statement? On Easter morning. On Easter morning. That is so not nice. That's not nice at all. I don't know what's going on, but I know Iranian people, and I love them. And they have great food, and I love them. I don't know what's going on. I have no idea. But I saw the movie when the, I think, 11 or 46 Americans got trapped in the embassy. Oh, yeah. When the riots happened. Yeah. I don't know. I know that it used to be an unreal country. Yeah. Beautiful people. Beautiful country. I'm not, I think it's gotten taken over and not as good anymore. I don't know what's happening now, but. Yeah, we know a person from Iran, and they're lovely. They're great. Yeah, you knew a person from Iran. Okay. What is your deal today? Anyway, we did, yeah. And she talked about, too, the same thing. Like, after the 70s, it was like a completely different country. Like, women can't do anything. Yeah. Yeah. It sounded terrible. But it was very, like, in a sense, kind of like Western. It was very Western prior to that. Yeah. And very progressive. Was it Argo you watched? I think so. The movie? Ben Affleck movie? I don't know. That's the one about it, right? I think so. Was it Benghazi? I think so. No. No, that wasn't it. I don't think so. No, it was. We watched it, too. It was the embassy. When they have to, like, memorize, like, their identities, and they had to sneak people out. Yeah, they had new identities. And they went to, like, the European house or the British. Yeah. Yeah. Really good movie. Very good. Very, like, it taught you stuff. I don't know if it's good. Okay, so another truth social came out today from President Trump. Oh, gosh. So, you guys know we film a week ahead. So, there could be something that happens tonight or not. What's the date today? No. The 7th. The 7th. This is what he said as of 8 o'clock this morning. A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have. We have complete and total regime change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary, wonderful can happen. Who knows? We will find out tonight. One of the most important moments in long. One of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the world. 47 years of exhortation. Extra. Jeez. How do you say that? Exhortation? No. Extortion. Oh. Corruption and death will finally end. God bless. God bless the great people of Iran. What? That was so confusing. A whole civilization will die, is what he said. He said tonight. Tonight. Is that not the craziest thing? I got goosebumps. And then he literally follows it up with, like, probably. Probably. Wait, what are you saying? Probably, we don't know. Who's to know? I love that. I am. You are. What is he calling for? Opening the Strait of Hormuz, or. Well, this is where Andrew talked to somebody that's pretty high up, right? Yep. In the military? Yeah. He told me I could refer to him as a close friend at a high level in special operations with, I'm just reading it because I don't want to say it wrong, 40 years of experience in that theater of war. It was Ted Cruz, guys. Yeah. Ted Cruz. Nice. Iran, Afghanistan, all those areas. He directly involved with a lot of conflicts. And I asked him personally, I was like, I want people to know that this isn't, like, a random person who's like. You know, on the sidelines of this stuff. He was like, I personally have lost teammates. He said, I've had to go to wives and let them know that their husbands, that fathers have passed away. And he said, a close friend of mine, I was on the radio with him when they passed because of this conflict. So, is he out there right now? He's still involved. Okay. That's about all I can say. But if you, like, want to know from someone in special operations at a high level who's, like, behind the curtain. Yeah. seeing classified stuff, didn't reveal classified intel to me, but is, like, you know, like, he let me ask him a bunch of questions. I was just like, I want. And this is a person I respect. I was like, I want your opinion because I know social media is throwing us every which way. And this is a little, almost countered the direction that our podcast is typically gone. But I'm just sharing with him, with you guys, what he shared directly with me. He said, if you could see behind the curtain and see the dollars and the initials of the initiatives that Russia and China and Iran are spending to misinform on social media, he said it's astronomical. Oh, my word. the amount of money they're spending. And I was like, well, tell me about the conflict going on right now. Like, what are your thoughts? And I was like, I'm sure you saw the tweet. And he was like, it's absolutely necessary. I was like, this is a believer. Like, I was like, unpack that for me. And he said, definitively, they have a new tactic. We're no longer. Nuclear weapons was always like the buzzword. Like, that's what they're after. That's what they're trying to do. And he said they control the global economy by oil through that straight. He said, but they've begun, the intel is that they've begun a new tactic where they're no longer acquiring nuclear, but they figured the best way to hit their targets is by number, not by quality or the quality of the particular bomb. So, a bunch of missiles? He said. The problem is they began acquiring so many that we don't have the ability to shoot them out of the sky if they launch them all at the same time. He said, that's not just for Israel. He said, that's for our European allies. And they had plans to go intercontinental and hit us. And he said, if we didn't act now, they were going to get there. That was his, like, straight to me from a friend. Iran or Iran-China-Russia initiative? Iran. Iran. But they're all. But they're all using social media campaigns. And I was like, well, like, I was like, you know, everything's coming out recently with the list and ties with Israel. And this is, you know, people are saying this is Israel's war. Why are we getting involved? These are nuclear warheads that they're shooting or just ballistic missiles? No, no, no. They figured out they could get, like, quit going after the big missile, go after a bunch of them that could still cause harm. But you send tons and tons and tons of them, they don't all get shot down. That's their new tactic. And they began to try to acquire these through the straight, definitively. So, they locked it down. They were trying to hold it down. They were trying to acquire missiles. So, we were like, you can't do that. And that's one of the particular reasons we're going in and doing that. Which is heavy. Yeah. Which is insanely heavy. The tweet, I hate the language that Trump used in his tweet where he's like, a civilization's going to die. But then also in the same tweet, it's like, God bless the people of Iran. It's like, well, what are you saying? Like, maybe. Does he refer to, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. The civilization being. The regime. Yeah, I don't know. And so, I asked my friend. And I said, you as somebody who's spent years, like, in. this particular region like tell me about the interactions that you've had with the people he's like the people of iran the middle east the different places he's been he was like they're amazing people and he said no one the media never reports on it he said but no one understands how much they appreciate us there he was like we are always met with just overwhelming thanks he's like the reason it's escalating so far is he said in iran right now the current regime anyone who even kind of opposes is being dragged out in the street and hung oh my goodness and so he's like he said the reason you have to escalate is because they don't care he was like they will wipe out their entire because it's a holy war and to be uh what's the what's the word martyrdom he was like to them like that's the end he was like so if you don't wipe out that regime they will slowly do that to their entire people dang that's intense that's heavy but i was like i you can read social media all day long i was like i have a friend who's close to it let me and this is his opinion i haven't seen any of this yeah but i respect the heck out of this individual and that that was his two cents on what's going on and kind of the importance of or the necessity that it happens he was like we were under imminent threat dang well then that makes you wonder what joe kent is all about then did you ask him that no i mean i literally was like okay that tweet we're probably going to talk about it today i was like let me just see if i can get a conversation they should talk to him after too yeah that's some yeah i mean i would be curious too if like if there is a desire to motivate dude what if like oh man what if there's just like this right wing we're not just like how he's saying the millions and billions of dollars where that china russia and iran are paying for these social media campaigns yep what if they have influence over people that we would in turn like respect for their opinion yeah that's a little spooky yep he said uh yeah he talked to someone else close to him that was like kind of echoing social media and he was like i had to let them know too he's like he's like as a person who's been there who's seen what the regime does to its own people and who's been thanked by the people of iran for what we're doing yeah he was like i'm telling you they want us there and i'm telling you what we're doing is helping them that's that's anybody that you talk to also i mean my cousin was in afghanistan and i he criticizes what we were doing out there in afghanistan but keegan's dad he's like we were absolutely essential like the things that were happening to these people were atrocious that's what's a bummer and it was like this whole situation it's so noisy on both sides and it's so confusing and it's like but it's scary it's like it's such a confusing scary i mean what trump said that's a terrifying thing to say and i do want to say this person said he was like i don't like how he's been treated and i don't like how he's been treated and i don't like how things are always said and he was like the nature of war is like on both sides and every he's like israel america wherever he's like i don't like how things are said and done quite often he was like but when you're dealing with war so often there is no good option yeah he was like but he believes that well you could talk like a like a human being i mean this guy needs like he needs therapy jake what do you think of war what is it good for i read that tweet this morning i was like oh my gosh that is just it's spooky isn't it i was not good no i forgot to say this too he was saying um this isn't a new thing with iran he was like all the conflicts that we've been in when the last 47 years he was like as different heads of terror have popped up he said behind the like confidential reports like you can track the confidential reports i said that terribly but you can track the money the funding is from iran even the money we've sent them for their oil and apparently different presidencies have given them the chance to be at the table like let's be civil yeah and every time typically money is used to be like all right here's some money let's do this kindly and they'll immediately take that and fund that into terror somewhere oh yeah he's like so no matter what we've done to try to include them yeah they end up spinning on us it was biden that gave them something like six billion dollars what was that i don't know and it basically we they ended up finding out and i might be misquoting but that that money funded the attack on october 7th basically yeah he said pretty much when terror pops up they're somehow connected to it that's not good time and time again spooky i am my favorite independent journalist on tiktok is pro what we're doing he was commenting and it's it's kind of like multi-faceted his his commentary but talking about the straight name is mile no hold on let me pull it up davis davis jones he's amazing very articulate i think he's one of the only people doing actual journalism like he is so smart davis jones he's an independent researcher he was talking about what the straight of hormuz being closed um and kind of like the narrative that we're seeing on all the major news platforms it's all the same it's so it's all the same diarrhea coming out um hey one one type of diarrhea it's all the same kind yeah absolutely you've been there once you've been there a million times basically what these guys are saying they're like nobody's getting through the straight of hormuz not even beijing that's what they're saying so this independent research company called citrini sent a journalist who they refer to as analyst three to the straight of hormuz to get the real scoop they sent him with a box of cuban cigars fifteen thousand dollars in cash and a roll of zen like a whole bunch of zen that was a lot of cash and they sent him with a that was his exact briefcase um they sent him to oman and as soon as he gets there they're like hey you can't do any journalism here like write down like give me your signature that you're not going to do anything he's like cool yeah i'm not going to do anything and he's wearing recording sunglasses like right then he has a microphone in his bag um anywho what he discovers when he gets there is that china is getting through the straight of hormuz they're going and taking different paths they have painted the holes of their ships so that satellites can't see them very much flip off the uh we talk about the aims whatever the uh the uh nautical tracking system well and that's what the that's what the point davis is making is is they all use the same tracking system which is called ais ais yeah and uh that is what all these news sources are referring to when they say nobody's going through the straight of hormuz right now and it's like it's so easy to not register with this ais program and what they literally just flip it off yeah just switch yeah it's like so i would you keep it on yeah yeah yeah and this guy is talking about too he's like davis is saying um or no the the uh analyst three is going there and he's like it's chaos like everybody's going through this freaking straight it's not you imagine it being like empty and he's like it's crazy down here um and what davis ends up relating it to is that all of our creative thought is just being efficiency based and we're going off of one system kind of like ai um and we're having a city of thought and it's happening i believe it i mean that's why that's why i reached out to my buddy i was like everybody is starting to say the same thing and i was like i just want to know if there's another perspective yeah like just to put it out there to maybe balance what's happening i think that was so smart and sometimes it just takes sending a guy with a bunch of zen in person yeah to see what's really going on it's so funny that that's a um like a a requirement or not not it's like a bartering chip yeah bartering chip yeah because it used to be like a pack of cigarettes or something but like give us the zen yeah i know and that's so funny and that's what we see with that guy we love this guy called um you would love him too oh my gosh what's his name mike smiley or something oh yeah yeah and he yeah he travels to all these countries and it's always nicotine-based bartering that's funny isn't that crazy addiction speaking of bartering universal language do you guys know who greg phillips is greg phillips he is the um the director of fema okay good guy have you heard about what happened to greg phillips no gosh what he's been interviewed before and in fact that interview is brought back up after he was named director of fema okay and he's standing behind it all right he claims um he was driving from alabama and then was instantly transported to a waffle house in georgia he's claiming this yes that's happened to me before he said i was driving how did i get here it gets everyone at a waffle house sounds like a scc saturday night he claims though that he was just driving along and then he just zoned out and he's in the parking lot of a waffle house in georgia and he said it was a total of 50 miles that he went instantly whoa and he felt dizzy he felt sick after but then he said like later on like when he was questioned about it and all that stuff i think like fema they're like are you what are you doing yeah um it's not good press bud yeah well he compared it to a biblical event he's like this scene it was like was that intense yeah where like really messed with his head yeah but apparently he was um going through some cancer treatment and like he's like oh there's the medication and stuff like that but recently like a couple days ago i saw an article he's doubling down he's like i was transported i don't know how or - Or why, but I was here and then I was there. waffle house i mean you gotta i mean you gotta believe the guy right yeah i mean what's up with this we're having multiple stories come out where these guys are just like i don't know what happened i was just transported in here like that guy that was on that police chase yeah yeah remember he was just like i i just was brought in here he said i wasn't i wasn't here dude what's going on the uh the mountain in argentina that's one of the things too when people drive around it sometimes like time slippage is one of the the things that they talk about that yeah right after the sound don't go anywhere the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip hey everybody maybe you're wondering who won our big giveaway gift last week her name is cassandra the historian and she's from indiana congratulations cassandra or cassie or cass i'll call you when i get back never you're the winner hooray very good congratulations cassandra yes whatever your name is yes very good what is a triathlon yeah ask the question you can only race with either two arms and one leg or two arms and one leg that's a one-on-one two arms one leg two arms one leg for sure so would you guys would you guys do a triathlon with me how far is that swimming there's all different ranges but the one i'm looking at right now is quarter mile which would be eight laps in the pool there and back that's easy open water for me with lifeguards you could probably stand help 12 mile bike ride and a 5k run i think 5k runs like three miles yeah 12 mile bike 12 mile that probably took an hour i feel like i could do that i think you could bike the bike seems the hardest part to me what seems like no that's the easiest by far if you have biking dude you just bike for an hour that's easy i've only ridden bikes that don't have their tires pumped all the way that's why that's fine that's i mean you train that way that's good and then you go with full tires yeah go this fast absolutely does everyone know this is it uh is it uh like um tour de france biking or like through the trails and stuff biking it's uh i don't know actually i don't know i imagine it's all pavement like probably the run is through a golf i was thinking like the run is through a golf club a golf course pathway car pass okay like five days on screens i could do i would do it with you okay if we did it all together i would do it depends when saturday this saturday yeah not this no i need to train buddy i'm free um are you doing it if you guys are no i'm not doing it come on where's that you never want to do triathlons this one's in coco beach it's the ron john coco beach one how much is it uh 134 but i bet we could get an influencer special and dude like promote it for that's always been my thing it's like it's always so expensive to run and it's never very clear like where the money's going sometimes it's charity but other times it's like well that's it it's the city they gotta put it on they gotta put permits and shut down a street and shut down a whole river and yeah this one they said all the money is going to the war which side that's for we don't it all depends on whether i'm running or not the only thing that would put me off is where where are we swimming because some of these places we're swimming are not swimmable yeah i just heard river the money's going to the war and that's the only thing that would put you off lily's just assuming it's going to israel and she's like sign me up i have i have this like thing that happens when i'm in the water like and i can't touch the bottom and i'm going oh my gosh anything could be underneath me right now what motivation to swim though right oh i know but then i'm it'll chase me whatever it is that's what i'm saying but you you'd be through it no problem yeah true that did you actually know that we have a question corner question corner question corner with lily where the questions are fresh out of mind talk for a minute i wonder what she's gonna ask any ideas guys probably something about the deer above josh's head looks like it has some new necklace yeah those are the jewels from the lube that lily stole yeah that was the heist behind the heist okay i have two different questions but maybe we'll just stick with one by the way the alopecia community is ticked are they yeah why is it already up said they're not yeah oh no i didn't feel bad i thought about it later and i was filled with there is one supporter what you said though is there a lot of negative feedback for real there's one lady that's like she's like my nona or something has alopecia and she's the most evil woman i've ever met oh my gosh okay would you rather have a mirror that could show you versions of yourself years into the future or have a toaster that always prints out cryptic messages on your toast that eventually become true toaster cryptic well cryptic messages like would you understand what they are well it's like a pro it's like basically a fortune teller don't take the bus yeah it says like don't trust the mailman or something like that yeah that's too easy you imagine how horrible it would be to like know who you're gonna become like how that would affect the decisions you make you'd basically be incapable of like living in your own head well maybe think about where you're going the toast just pops up and says a whole civilization will die tonight what does that mean oh gosh and that's exactly what's that comes out of the toaster wow we gotta stop this toast someone unplug it i think that the mirror would be cool too because like i mean like if only if like physical aesthetics were important to you but josh is gonna look so cool as an old man and i'm just gonna do this and then i can make a decision and i just start looking better yeah but it's showing you your future so no matter regardless of the decisions you make well i see my change i see my reflection and then i get a new face cream and then i see my reflection again and i see that it works what if it's already showing the future of like yeah you've already made those decisions because you've seen this so obviously it's gonna you can change the future botox exists i think there's a paradox that you're not getting that's the question isn't it if you can change it or if that's a fact that's all that's like the chicken or the egg if you if you see your future is that still the future or can you change that future and is your future different if you change it or like standing in front of it i'm like i'm a small asian man in the future what the heck i guess oh it's andrew's mirror oh no what happened what did i do did they ever tell you they met you in the future in california oh i've seen the clip what yeah we met future andrews oh he's a really cool guy he's a very nice he's a sponger you guys said where are the seals he said sea lions i don't know about seals but i know where the sea lions are he was very cool his voice was awesome anyway what's the other one you said you had two oh you want the other one yes i thought that one was good enough to okay this one's not as it's like not very original but it was fun to think about would you rather be stuck in the amazon rainforest by yourself your provisions are taken care of you have water and food but you're just surviving okay or stuck on a robot or stuck on a robot choose robo in the middle of the ocean but you have food and water uh amazon amazon for sure are you kidding me yeah that'd be awesome critters the bugs though i was about mosquito net was gonna be a huge oh but it's not a big deal i'm just kidding i'm a big fan of the ocean how long a week ocean yeah definitely amazon ocean i'd be puking the whole time on the ocean yeah oh yeah i'm terrible you got have you seen jungle with daniel radcliffe no no i haven't seen it either yeah you guys need to watch it i'll put on my list he gets he gets uh previous life um but a week-long fishing trip yeah that'd be sick that's what i'm thinking old man in the sea type thing you do guys like us what if what if you did it but you were unfortunately with the person that annoys you the most oh amazon who would that be you could take their mosquito i don't know if you don't actually know the person but it would be a person that would annoy you the most you see a black panther be like hey could you go grab something over there for a second i could not just i wouldn't even be able to sleep in the amazon thinking about snakes crawling on me and stuff yeah amazon at least you can get away from the person a little bit yeah true you get a little space i've been thinking a lot about that scene in apocalypto where they're chasing the man and then the snake comes out right in the neck that guy's gone in this second dude yeah speaking of movies gotta mention real quick 10 out of 10 movie i told him about it nirvana the band the nirvana the band the show the movie is what it's about nirvana no it's about two guys who have a cover band of nirvana nirvana it's called nirvana the band and then they created a show that was like an internet show back in the day and they made a cover band of nirvana the band the band the show back in the day and they made a cover band of nirvana Yeah, it came out, like, February. Oh, cool. It's so good. Are you guys going to go see a Theo Vonj in a movie, Busboys? I might, just to support the comedy movies. They produce it all themselves. They put it for all themselves. That's probably why it's not getting pushed a ton. Did you see the proposed popcorn buckets? Yes, that was awesome. With Theo Von, yeah. That would be so cool. We got a guy in Knoxville who can make those. That meme was funny. That was awesome. We need to get one from the top shelf up there. Oh, yeah. That would be so funny. That would be cool. I'm stoked about that. I already bought my tickets. I love them. Andrew, you got a reel? I do, but it's not coming through. I've been trying to send it for, like, two minutes. Airdrop it. Well, we can. I don't know how to accept an airdrop. You just said accept. Oh! Andrew's got a reel. He's going to show us. Right now. Right now. Andrew's got a reel. Right now. Right now. Huh! Golly. Something like that. It started sending so fast and then slowed down. Well, before you get started, or while it's sending, I should say, here's a little fun thing. Do you hear what India's doing? What are they up to? A lot of good food. That's all I heard. Trying to do the impossible. What? They're trying to get a census of the entire country. How are they going to do that? It is estimated 1.5 billion people in India. That's crazy. And they're doing the census. Actually, that's 20% of the world population is in India. Oh, my word. And with each person, they're going to ask them 33 questions. That's a total of 49 billion questions. Wow. And they're only doing it by going door to door. Wow. And the government of India has established 3 million officials. 3 million officials to do it. And they're only given a year to do it. That's impossible. What's the math on that? That's impossible. What are the questions? We need to hire some Jehovah Witnesses or something and go over there. For training? As missionaries for training. Knock on some doors. They've been built for this. What is the math on that? Oh, 1.2 billion divided by 3 million is 400. 1.5 billion. 400,000 people? No, 400. Oh, they can do that in a week. So maybe each person only has to do 400. I mean, a little more. She said 1.5, but maybe 500, 600 people per in a year. Oh, I could do that in a week. This might be completely wrong. Don't take this. Someone else double check this, please. Let's double check it. What is 1.5 billion divided by 300 million or 3 million? 300 million. But is that even the right breakdown? Is that the correct math? I don't know. I think it is. I don't know. What is 1.5 billion divided by 3 million? I went to a college that didn't require math. What college was that? It was our Christian college. 500. 500. That's impossible. That's a little over. 400 doable. 500 impossible. A little over one a day. Isn't that crazy, though? A census of 1.5 billion people. I wonder how that's going to develop over time. Because you need their information. It's not just how many people, right? You've got to have the information. That's a tough thing. You could just have a drone go over with a heat map and count all the people. Well, that's how they're doing the 33 questions per individual. It's crazy. What are they asking them? Same questions. What's your favorite color? Oh, yeah. What's your biggest fear? Just to get categorical information. Who was your first kiss? Yeah, that was one. How was that first kiss on a scale of 1 to 10? Do you guys follow Jake Hutchison on Instagram? That should be on there. Probably a lot of them do. Probably. That'd be really cool. I get a lot of people in real life who stop me and say, I saw you on the Ninjas or Butterflies podcast. Really? Yeah, people love you in real life. People are out. They're really loving you guys. A lot. I get stopped in Trader Joe's, Tire Kingdom, Walmart, On the Water, bathrooms, truck stop bathrooms. Heck, yeah. It's crazy. Truck stop bathrooms. Yeah. The Bassmaster Classic even. Heck, yeah. We are number 23 in comedy in Iraq. So for all the people in Iraq, thank you so much. That's wild. We support those who listen. I ran that by my guy, and he was like, we are, you know, people are over there. I was like, hey, just something you should be on the lookout for. I was like, I think. I was like, that might be a way of tracking. Elevator pitch, yeah. I was like, that might be a way of tracking our presence. Because I know 10,000 people are somewhere in the Middle East, but it wasn't released where. I was like, but we just jumped to 25 on Iraq's podcast charts. And he was like, that's interesting. He's like, probably accurate. But he was like, oh, whoa. So military people might be listening to our pod in Iraq. Nice. Shout out, dudes. Turn on AirDrop, because it's going that way. I see. I see a video. There's two coming. The other one won't send. Oh. Which one do we start with? I just got one. Yeah. Oh. You got one AirDrop and one in the text. Oh. So two. Really complicated. You got two. I know. I know. I see yours. I'm waiting for Lily's. I just turned it on. That's the first time I've ever done that. AirDrop? Yeah. Are you joking? I'm so serious. I've never used it before. I might have to turn my phone to her, because she's not popping up. She's 46 years old. She might not have. 46 years old. You look great. Wow. OK. Well, should I hit that beat? Just kidding. Wait. Which one are we watching? The text or AirDrop? The water one. OK. All right. Ready? Yep. Three, two, one, go. Might have killed the volume. Ah! So this dude's swimming with a dolphin creature? I thought that was a manatee. That's a manatee. I thought it was. Look at this. That's a mix. I forget what they're called. Dude, that's so scary. No, that's, you know, those stories of what dolphins do? Yeah. That's it. That's it. No way. That's happening? That's happening. No. No, thank you. So what is that thing? What is that? It's a narwhalfin. Yeah. Marwar? Oh, is it a narfin? A narfin? A narwhalfin. I've never seen that creature in my life. It's a narwhalfin. It has the face of a manatee, the body of a dolphin. Yeah. It's a skinwalker. Probably. Probably, dude. Dude, wait. Pause the video like seven-eighths of the way through. You can see his sh**. Jake, no! Dang it! Jake, no! I did see it. I wasn't going to say anything. I'm bad again. I'm bad again. All right. Moving on. Good for him. I don't know where the airdrop video is. I don't have it. All right. We'll turn it to you. This is why Andy refuses to go get his body taken care of. Do you need volume for this? So you can scrub through this. The volume won't hurt it, but you don't need it. Is it? Will it show up in my- Ah! Okay, yeah. I'm just going to go. Are you joking me right now? What is happening? This is the craziest acupuncture technique I've ever seen in my life. Oh, my God! Dude, that guy's panicking, bro. He's like asking him. He's like, how do you feel? Can you feel it? Oh, my goodness. No, thank you. Oh, my- Yeah, you're not helping your case of ever getting me in there. Oh! Is that not- He just keeps going. He goes to the other- There's no way that is good. All right. Oh, man. That's making me tingle. How much? Oh! How much? That can't be good. The craziest part to me is he's not going single needle. He ends up- There's one clip where he goes like, literally, there's at least three together. He's not doing it. That's not- You don't do it. That's crazy. Yeah, that's like- I don't like that at all. It wouldn't feel like this section if something didn't make you cringe. Very good, Andrew. Thank you. You're welcome. You're making me feel very good. The dolphin creature wasn't enough. Yeah. Any more info on that? Like, why he was doing that or anything? Or just random- Just health. Video. Health. It's my feed now. It's like hunting. It's like hunting and then dolphins doing that in this. Also hunting. Boom. Speaking of Artemis 2- Yeah. You guys ever hear about the flashes of light mystery from the Apollo missions? No. This was crazy. Crazy. The flashes of lights. The Apollo astronauts, when they're in space, they were reporting back to NASA headquarters, back to Houston. They're like, we are seeing- Just these random bursts of color lights, sometimes in geometric patterns, and we see them even when we close our eyes. Oh, my word. And NASA's like, all right, yeah, just give us a second here. Let's just figure this out real quick. But don't freak out. We got this covered. Can you repeat that? Like, what is that? Yeah, dude. What do you mean? So, like, they saw it outside and then they would see it once they closed their eyes? Like, they would, like, yeah, they would see it and they're like, and they said it would come and it was very patternized. So, they both see it at the same time. Yeah. Even with all the lights off, with their eyes closed, the geometric patterns and different lights, I think it was like red, white. Did they ever, like, draw them or, like, draw them out or something? I don't know. They said occasionally yellish lights, yellowish lights. Yellish. You got them yellish lights in there? I don't know. I don't want a yeller. You guys got to be sharp when you talk around Lily, otherwise she's going to bully you. Terrible. Um, but what it turned out to be, or what they say it was, was radiation. From? Space. Radiation, like, creates these shapes, like, physically when you're looking at them? Yeah. So, your brain can, the radiation is literally entering your brain and then, like, your retinas and stuff, and so you can visibly see it. Oh, I wonder if it's like when people say they can see lasers. I wonder if it's the same type thing. I can see it later. Bro, that's. You know what I'm talking about. Well, actually, I don't. There's like a weird conspiracy where people like stare at lasers. Oh, yeah, and they see like the, but they also take like DMT before they do it, too. I mean. That helps. Don't we all. Don't we all. Imagine like Chernobyl, dude, what those people were seeing. I know. Stuff like that, like high amounts of radiation. That explains also kind of like that UFO story in Texas when they saw the diamond UFO. Yeah. It makes you wonder like, I don't know, man, because they had radiation poisoning as well. Yeah. So, I mean, but NASA basically like told no one to like freak out and stuff. But what they didn't reveal was like, oh, what does that actually do to the human body? Yeah. And so that's why this Orion capsule, the Artemis 2, it took them so long because they had to figure out the right covering for radiation passing through the Van Allen belts, radiation belts. And the Apollo dudes just blasted through that thing and their radiation was just penetrating their brain. How are they doing now? Well, I think they're. They're primarily all dead except for Buzz and maybe one or two others. So I guess fine. Or did they even go to the moon? Buzz was on that one? No. He was on one of the Apollos. Yeah. Wow. We're so lucky he came to our school. That's crazy. Yeah. He did? Yeah. Cool. And a munchkin from Wizard of Oz. I don't remember that. Yeah. I was really little. Would have been so funny if it was like the same day. I was probably in utero. I think you were in utero. Isn't that crazy? That is wild. That would be so scary. Yeah. At least you wouldn't be alone, though, because everyone else is experiencing it, too. So it makes sense. Like, okay, it's something scientific. Yeah. It's something you can measure or something. Like, that's. It says that the particles, the radiation particles, pass through the spacecraft. It hits the astronaut's retina or visual cortex, and the brain interpreted it as light. Oh, man. But they're both seeing the same thing. That's wild. At the same time. But, like, it would come in waves. Yeah. That's scary, man. Isn't it? Space is wild. Space is wild. Sounds like a drone show. Yeah? Yeah. It's kind of like the optical illusion where, like, you see Jesus when you close your eyes. You stare at those three dots. Blink. Is there radiation in that picture, maybe? Probably. Possibly. Probably. Speaking of radiation, don't you have a theory about the pyramid or something? I do. I have a pyramid theory with energy and the amount of people on Earth. Ooh. I don't know if I've told you guys this before, but. I was listening to something, and then it kind of clicked in my head, and I was like, oh, what about this? And I think if energy is never created or destroyed, right, and there's more people on Earth now than there was back then, then the energy per capita could have been way higher. And that energy could have translated into letting people do way more stuff with the same looking body, but way more energetically charged brain, letting you move things with your brain. And stuff like that movie, Salt, I think, or that one movie where the Russian girl kind of accessed more than 10% of her brain. Oh, yeah, yeah. Lucy. Lucy. That one. The nicotine girl. Yeah. I drew it out, but I didn't do a great job of drawing it out. But basically, I think this doesn't make sense. But there's the pyramids, and when the pyramids were built, there was that many people. One circle of people. Yeah. And one circle of energy. Energy remains the same. It's always one circle of energy. But as time goes by. As time goes on, there's way more people, way more circles of people, but the same energy. So if those people had all that energy, now we, which are way more people, still only have all that energy. So if those guys had all that energy, they could probably move the pyramids and move the blocks with their minds. Wow. Or do mindular things like that. I think that actually makes sense. That's not a terrible theory. No, that's good. It's pretty decent. It's pretty good. What do you guys think about that? Because we talked about before, there's a lot. There's a lot of lost knowledge. We even talked about telepathy. Could the early humans have had telepathy of sorts? That was the universal language. That makes sense. Scientists speculate that it was the evolution of verbal language that got rid of telepathy. Really? That we all used telepathy, and then we created verbal language. I don't believe that. Well, it makes sense. Gen Z has reduced complex vernacular down to sah. Wow. So language is like. That's true. Why do you call that a higher intelligence? That's what I'm saying. Do you call it a higher intelligence? As technology increases and learning increases, the language is dissipating. Or just the little nod you get when you walk past a guy. We've talked about the difference between the two, right? The two nods. I don't know if we talked about it, but they definitely mean a lot. Yeah. But why it happens? No. So the nod up is like, what's up? I know you. The nod down is, I don't know you. It's protecting your vitals from an evolutionary standpoint. Like a dog will show its belly to someone it loves. That's why when people do that, when I don't like them, I want to just bite their neck. Yeah. Yeah. Ah! Ah! Just instinctively. I saw you do that one time. Yeah. I do. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Well. I heard one time, I think it was on Diary of a CEO. It was that communication expert that goes on there. I don't know if this is a person that said it, but I was consuming this at the same time. I learned this fact, so it adds up. Occam's razor. Yeah. She said that when you greet someone, you subconsciously won't even notice it. You put your hand near your nose so that you can smell them. You will, from an evolutionary standpoint, when you meet someone, you will always go to smell them. So if you shake your hand, involuntarily, you'll find your hand by your nose or something like that. Or like itching or like. Yeah. The judges have told me to stop that. That's cool. It's just. It's so good to meet you. That's really interesting, Jake. So interesting. But, okay, so energy cannot be created or destroyed. We know that. But my functional medicine doctor, Joanne Keller, believes that we all put off energies and that when you're in a too crowded space, like a city or something like that, it's bad for your health because there's too much going on. Too much energy hitting you from other people. Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. Sounds like a bunch of hippie crap. You walk into Disney. You tell me there's not an energy problem. Well, that's why I freaking freak out at Disney. There's too much. There's too much energy. Too much energy. Do you like Disney? I've never been really. Wow. Maybe there's where anxiety comes from. Like you get anxious because there's too much energy from other people hitting you. Hear me, Jake. I've never been an anxious person in my entire life. I am not an anxious person naturally. It's these people. You people. It's you guys. And my season of life, to be fair. Your seasonal wife? Life. Oh. But. I am a completely non-anxious person. It's true. Generally. Except when. What are you saying here? Except when you get into big crowds? Or just when you get around these guys? I love crowds. You get around us. I love people. But she gets around us, apparently. It's them, specifically. Yeah. Some fellers. I don't know. A lot of people yell at me all the time. Yeah. Well. Well, then you grew up. Your old age is doing that to you. So. Wow. Andy, you're old. I am. And I'm happy about it. I'm 57. I look great. I know we've talked about it a long time ago, but I think it was. It was a dude on the. Or is it Danny Jones? When he was talking with Joe Rogan. They were talking about how data actually has weight to it. Yeah, dude. I've heard this. Really? Like a soul. And so, like, there's a point to where Earth's mass. Mass. It can't necessarily, like, energy grow anymore because all the mass is already here. Yeah. But data can actually add to the mass of the earth. The earth. Really? It's a mass that has never been on Earth, but now it's being stored on Earth, and it actually has weight to it. Dude. And it could, in turn, throw off the axis of Earth one day. That's crazy. We know nothing, dude. There isn't invisible. And I don't understand that. No, like an empty, like a hard drive or something? Like, if you hard drive and put data on it. Where does that set up? It's the most minuscule, like, the smallest, like,.001. Still, though, yeah. But there is weight to it. Really? Yeah. There's a mass to. There's a mass to data. I saw someone say, like, when the astronauts brought back moon rocks, that was, like, the first time we actually had made the Earth heavier. Oh. Because, like, everything else on Earth was, like, made on Earth. Yeah. A part of Earth already. But then I'm like, but you had kids and children that didn't exist and now they're heavier. So it's like, that doesn't really add up. Oh, yeah. But I do like that thought process of, like, us bringing stuff from other planets. We're like, that's kind of a big deal. Or it's like, wait a second. What is this? I can't spin as fast. his weight off. What are you guys doing? Think about that, though. The same thing. There used to be less people. Now there's more people. That's more mass on the earth now because there's more people. It probably is heavier. It definitely is. It's weird, right? And also 3D printing, but I don't know. I don't know. Well, 3D printing, that mass is just transformed into another. Sure. But then does it get lighter or heavier? Is it burning stuff? What if mass has not changed because there's humans and giant dinosaurs at one point and mass is even. So now we're back to people are listening to this and like people with science degrees are like, you guys are losing. Hold on. What weighs more? Ice or water? Because there used to be ice ages, so the same amount of water on earth, if it was frozen back then, it could weigh way more than it does now or if it's not frozen now. Doesn't it weigh the same? I don't know. Someone's got to test that. It's got to be different. Probably a conspiracy theory. Chat, hit us up. Which way is more? Oh, I don't know. Ice or water. Computer, tell me which one weighs more. Those videos are so good. I love those. What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? I don't know. A pound of your mother. A pound of ice or a pound of water. I have an alien thing. Oh, you have an alien thing? Yeah, from Key West, Florida. Whoa. What was that? I don't know. Key West. All right, so there's this podcast to listen to called the Millhouse Podcast, and it's basically the source for OG fisherman stories where they bring on the best fishermen from around the world and get them to tell their amazing stories because those stories are fleeting because you can't do the same cool stuff as you used to be able to do, like everything else. And there's this one guy from Key West. I forget his name, but he – oh, I forget what this is called, too, but he can see the future also. What's that called? He sees visions of things that will happen. Like a psychic? No, he calls it something. Like he'll see a vision of – Premonition? Another word. Starts with an S, maybe. Superpowers? I don't know. Yeah, superpowers. But he literally sees things that will happen. Like clairvoyant. He's clairvoyant. Oh. One example he gave was he woke up – he has them while he's awake, too. It's not a dream. He's, like, awake. In the morning, he had a clairvoyant moment where he saw a big manta ray jumping out of the water and potentially doing something bad, but he didn't know. And later that day, he has a client on the front of his boat. He's push-pulling on the back, and a manta ray jumps clear, over the front of the boat, over the guy, in real life. Whoa. And he was fine. And he said he had a huge sigh of relief because he thought something bad was going to happen. Oh, my gosh. Same thing happened one time. He knew a car crash was about to happen, didn't know where, when, or how. He was just praying that it would crash into a tree or something. He got hit by a car, like, 30 minutes later. Dang. Like, he's clairvoyant. And then he also sees these UFO-type things above Key West and in the Everglades. Maybe that's – it might be the Everglades National Park, actually. Okay. And he'll see – He'll see these orb-type things, these UFOs. Sometimes there's one. Sometimes there's a bunch of them. And they just appear, and they can go from here to here with no acceleration and at insane speeds. It's not like – It's like a ding-ding. Yeah, like that. And they're huge, and they're big, and they don't accelerate. They just move. And sometimes when they come, like, the military and the Coast Guard show up right away. And nobody explains it. Nobody knows. And most people don't even believe him. But then he says, He doesn't like to talk about it because people think he's crazy. But a lot of other people have, like, quietly told him that they've seen him, too. Whoa. Nobody knows what it is. It's pretty interesting. And there's no rhythm to it, no rhyme or reason. Sometimes you won't see him for two years, he says. And sometimes you'll see a few sightings in a month. Dang. Wow. Really early in the morning most of the time. He should pay attention to what's happening globally when he does see them. What do you think that could be coincidental with? Well, like, war and, like – Oh. Nuclear. There's been a lot of stories throughout history of, like, you know, UFO sightings or, like, contact. People, like, claiming they've had contact from aliens. And a lot of it centers around, like, nuclear war. Really? Yeah. And so, like, that's when a lot of Area 51 kind of, you know, started those, you know, Roswell, all that stuff happened right after the bombs were dropped in Japan. The first detonation, yeah. So it's – there's kind of – It's like a warning in a sense. Really? I guess. Well, that's interesting. Maybe someone could ask him about that. I don't know. I think it's, like, episode 13 of the Millhouse Podcast. Mark something. Cool. Very interesting. Listen, I'll try to find the clip and share it with you guys. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. I love that. I want to go to Key West. Dude, going this summer. This summer. You know where you probably shouldn't go? Where? Mount Everest. Yeah. Not now. I know what you're going to say. This is crazy. Have you heard about this? No, I live under a rock. Mount Everest. There's a giant scheme. Minneapolis level. A Bruin. Everest guides secretly poisoned climbers to trigger costly helicopter rescues as part of a 15 million euro scam. Oh, my gosh. Is that not wild? They didn't die. They were just ill. Right. But, so, this is found on Instagram. A major investigation has uncovered allegations that some Mount Everest guides deliberately made climbers ill to trigger unnecessary helicopter evacuations as part of a multi-million dollar insurance scheme. Authorities in Nepal say substances were sometimes added to food or climbers were pushed into situations that mimicked altitude sickness, leading to costly emergency rescues that were later billed to insurers using falsified or exaggerated claims. The operation is believed to have run for years. Wow. And guides, helicopter operators, and medical providers working together to inflate payouts to reach roughly $20 million. Dozens of individuals have now been charged, and the scandal has raised serious concerns about oversight, safety, and corruption within Everest's tourist industry. I feel bad for those poor Sherpas, though. They have it bad, dude. Yeah. So, the Sherpas are getting paid? Oh. No. Well, no, but they're corroborating with the helicopter guys, right? That's what it is? Well, it says involving guides, which I don't know if the Sherpas are necessarily the guides or just the help. But the guides would be the ones getting paid out of this insurance? Yeah, yeah. Okay. The guides, the helicopter operators, the medical providers. They've got to deal with the helicopter. They'd be like under the table from the kickbacks. This could also be a bunch of rich dudes who were like, I can climb it and can't climb it. And they're like, dude, you're sick. It's like, you made me sick. Just can't grasp it. I think you have to be able to test for the poison, right? No, it's. The prostitutes sickness, or yeah, the poison, some of their food was getting poison that would onset them being nauseous and stuff like that. Oh, man. But a lot. Maybe that's what happened to you. Yeah. Maybe that's why you're throwing up. Oh, yeah. When did you throw up? Look at the cameras. Yeah. I only started throwing up when I started dating Lily. Goodness. I mean, come on. But it could be her energy giving you anxiety. Oh. She might have a lot of energy coming off of her. Oh, my gosh. Bad. Don't put it in his head. Bill energy. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. Let's see if that fixes me. But yeah, a lot of these people were reporting like they kept on being like, I'd say like, oh, man, I'm a little dizzy. And then they would like. Yeah. Well, you might be getting like. And they would say like, you could die. You could die. Really? And then they're like, hold on. Like, oh, well. And so they would get evacuated off the side of the mountain. Dude, if you're going to die, though, die on Mount Everest. Be a frozen popsicle. Not really. They leave you there, dude. Cheap coffin. Pretty cool. Dude, those videos are so scary, though. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. But also, you see the. You see the ones like where everyone's just in a line. It's like hundreds of people and you're like, this isn't fun. Hundreds of dead people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, that, but also like whenever you're climbing, like you're with a ton of people. I think about. And it's like there's no space between you. It's like, to me, that just. It's no longer like. What's the adventure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think about that girl all the time that's on the side of the mountain. Who? And nobody grabs her. You can't. Yeah. I think you could. I think you could. I loved her. Maybe you should. You should do it, though. Yeah. I'm going to pee real quick. I tried to hold it, but I can't. Josh, don't leave us, please. But I got an Argentinian pyramid story. Okay, I'll try to hold it. All right, I'll go. Because I have one more thing, too. I'll go super fast. No, don't. You just go at your own pace. Pretty fast. This is a good exercise for him, Andrew. Go slow. So. You can go faster. Okay. So we talked about that pyramid in Argentina, the pyramid or volcanic mountain thing in the Salt Flat. Last week, I said I was going to do a little more research, and I found this crazy story of a pilot in 1995 who had an encounter with a UAP. He does not refer to it as a UFO, but says, I don't know what it is. And this story is corroborated in release documents from the Argentinian government. This actually happened. People don't know what it is. So the dude is flying into an airport that I can't pronounce. His name is Jorge Palancho. Jorge Palancho. And Baraloc. UFO encounter. 95 is what this is called. So it's July 31st. He's approaching the San Carlos airport in Patagonia, flying a 727. So this is within 10 years after Top Gun, right? Pilots are pretty dope people in this era of world history. Yeah. And he's been flying for 18 years. So this isn't a dude who's, like, new to these experiences. He flies these routes all the time. And as he's approaching the airport, he looks out his window and sees just, like, this beaming light as it gets closer. And as he gets closer, realizes it's, like, this disc orb thing gets really close. And he says, oh, my gosh, it's the size of the plane. And he was like, there's lights, a light on each end and one in the middle. And typically these encounters, you know, like, we see the clips and it's, like, it flies right by. And it's like, I don't know what that was. Yeah. This dude was looking at it with his crew for 17 minutes. He says, interacting with it. Like, they weren't talking, but they're, like, looking at each other. What is that? What is this? Freaking out. After the event, he says. His crew was shook. People were shaking. They didn't know what to do with it. But it's so real, right? Like, it's one thing to say, I saw something. But as they're approaching, it's too close. He feels he can't safely land. And so he actually does, like, an evasive maneuver. Like, I don't know if this thing's attacking. And as he's descending, redirects his plane and flies up. So the flight history, the flight records show this dude is doing something because something's present, right? So this isn't just in his head. Yeah. At least. There's a history of it. So the whole thing sounds like, well, that's crazy, seeing some sort of of thing and i started looking into like with that mountain with that pyramid what what other ufo stories exist could it have been something tied to it and so like i was saying drivers around that salt flat they have encounters where they'll see an orb and then like the electronics on the car go crazy time slippage like all that sort of weird stuff and i started saying okay what do the locals say about it like what do they believe and there's a deity a feminine deity they believe it's the spirit that exists in all things right and so they say like a lot of like modern science will say oh the salt you're just getting weird refractions off the surface and it's making you see things the locals believe it's this spiritual power or entity and this spirit kind of exists in all things and can have interactions with you like people there uh like before they have a drink of something like alcohol typically you pour a little out i forget the phrase that they say but it's very much a load yeah my name uh they have a it's a part of their culture though they do that um so maybe this pilot kind of was a little spiritual or something like that was doing some sort of this stuff like i'm trying to like disprove the story as i'm reading it well as you continue reading uh into it there is another government plane without knowing he's reporting it that is also reporting seeing the same thing in the region wow so it's official so i start looking in okay who is this deity what is this thing what's the history of it the deity is named pachamama do you remember that yeah where was that from oh the deity that the pope brought into their service yeah so when catholicism reached argentina they took a local deity and interwove it and kind of replaced or mixed the legend of mary with this deity so this ufo entity the locals believe is their deity they see it as the spirit light being thing and for some reason it's the same being that the pope brought into a religious service pope francis not the current pope but i thought that was crazy that all of this all of this lore is tied not specifically to the the encounters driving around the mountain that's there and this flight was in a little bit of a different location but pachamama that spirit entity they believe kind of indwells all of that region the patagonia mountains we've talked about a ton of stuff from wow isn't that crazy it's a scary story the fact that another government plane saw it yeah and the fact that he for 17 minutes his whole crew reporting it there's transcript apparently that was released i didn't look it up because i wouldn't understand it but you know like transcript of his calls back and forth like we're seeing this cylinder the size of our plane straight out our windows in 95 dang wow keeping up with them that wasn't a blend that's amazing we should go to this place jake you want to go with this yeah that's cool and it didn't try to attack him or anything it just is around all i know is it was enough to make him terrified and he did an evasive maneuver and flew like as he was landing like reared the plane up and circled in my head i'm imagining like an orange or did you say orange or i did it was i don't remember i had one of the lights two of them were two of them were green or one of them was green green and orange lights but three lights total oh there's multiple yeah middle and on both ends i forget oh which color is it i don't know i don't know i don't know was which and it wasn't just like a i don't know that's that's crazy i mean it was close enough for him to say it's the size of the plane and to call it like a metallic silver or and that you would be able to know if it was a plane or a helicopter or something it wasn't something normal 18 years of flight experience yeah and it couldn't have been like since there was three of them i couldn't three things it couldn't have been like a country with crazy like uh technology that like invisibility cloak technology with wing lights on the plane well definitely possible but i mean like how i mean 95 in that area it's like but the thing about cloaking too is it's typically like we have tech that kind of does it bending light now but what matters is where the thing is where the cloaking is and where the viewer is but they have another plane uh government from a different angle that saw the thing and so every like modern science says like oh you know like you get reflections off the mountains and it makes you see things so they're saying they were just seeing this crazy like wherever they were with the light in the clouds or whatever it made them see a thing and then it's like what about like you didn't see the same apparition of reflection from two angles yeah true but they reported the same thing that's cool dude crazy right one time i was driving over by where wawa is now but it wasn't wawa at the time that back road on my way back to my parents house when i was in high school i went to go see a movie at the amc in leesburg because that was our only movie theater with my cousin sarah at the mall she was sitting in the passenger seat next to me i look in the sky three dots and then they're doing this it's 100 was an alien spaceship but i googled the next morning because i'm like what did we see and they're like oh it was testing at whatever blah blah blah this was when i was in high school so 15 years ago whatever it was an alien they were trying to get ahead of it they knew what it was interesting we do not have that kind of technology you've never told me that i did you said you saw the same thing because we were looking at the same thing and i was like oh my god i'm not going to do this same thing because we were you were living out here at the time oh yeah maybe what were you doing then i like dating somebody or something dumb you had more boyfriends than i never had girlfriends i didn't say that i had more boyfriends than you wait hold on i've only had two girlfriends that is not true yes it is fact no yes well then you've dated i've gone on dates but i haven't let's move on that counts that counts he didn't get down on a knee and say will you be my girlfriend he was gonna dude speaking of dates did you see pope leo at the coliseum yes pretty cool that was pretty cool pretty cool what'd he do what happened it was during the easter service or good friday service i can't remember which one but he was carrying a cross yeah the good friday and uh walking at night with like torches and stuff in the coliseum doing a service yeah he carried the cross cool he carried the cross the whole way they said that's the i like the first one and then he was like oh my god first pope to do that in like like centuries i feel like that should be a mandatory thing yeah you're the pope do it all it was pretty pretty pretty neat pope leo's he's pretty cool hey he's american of course he is chicago chicago i'm the pope let's get back into war thank christ no thank you can i ask you a cross question before that oh yeah sure i was in my friend's house a few days ago and in south florida and i walk up and they go look at our neighbor's house they have all these crosses in their yard there's weird crosses neighbor they who they never see they don't know them they live there for like 20 years they don't know them never see them they have like 20 wooden strange looking wooden crosses around their yard different things like in the middle of them they have no idea what it could be what makes them strange i don't know like is there something about them that makes them strange or is it just like because they're all out there just just the fact that they're there it just felt it felt weird they're upside down interesting they weren't yeah they were just regular wood big wood crosses in their yard arranged around their yard like they were just like they were just like they were just like a fence of like yeah maybe it's their hedge of protection or something maybe they take it literally maybe yeah maybe they're interesting maybe they've just had a lot of pets that have died it's just a cemetery yeah that's just that's that's good yeah that's probably it maybe you're right let's go say it ain't elk lane you know all the answers maybe they trapped a demon in it in this you should try to pass it one day walk across it no that's interesting you're so friendly jake you should go knock on the door and and draw them out the demon no the person and ask him about it i don't know i'm not i get freaked out i'm a little bit scared of cat yeah yeah that sounds creepy i'm maybe maybe after i had a celsius or two i don't know i don't know back to war back to war yeah i have a story hit me so you know there's always a major event that happens that typically gets the u.s involved in a war sure you'd have like pearl harbor that was like the catalyst 9-11 do you know what the one for world war one was the assassination of archduke no that wasn't for the u.s that was just to start basically the world war oh no what the u.s didn't get involved until 1915 i believe no i have no idea i've heard it before but i didn't know there was so much to it okay the lustania sinking that was a ship it's called the lustania okay lithuania no no lustania what are you doing you want to do you want to tell the story the lustania ship okay it sank in 1915 do you know how it sank no well this happened three years after the titanic okay it was a ship that was a british ship but it was sailing from new york to liverpool and at this time the german u-boats submarines were just basically taking control over the ocean and they were targeting primarily british and french ships but naval ships but the germans said if you are carrying any military equipment we are going to shoot your ship down okay but this was just a passenger ship yeah and so like here's an idea let's just put an american flag up and so this this cruise line was basically it looked a lot like the titanic as well but it had like 1800 people on or something 300 of which were americans um so it was going from new york to Liverpool, and there was this giant sandbar, and so they had to, like. hugged the coast of ireland and on this day it just so happened to be super clear out and there just so happened to be a german u-boat right off the coast of ireland oh boy they saw it and they're like shoot it get it so they shot a torpedo torpedo took about 30 seconds everyone on board is like oh my gosh there's a torpedo that's about to hit the crew remained calm because like this is an unsinkable ship we've heard that before because after the titanic they introduced new technology to where if there's a hole punctured automatic door shut electric doors that prevents it the rest of the ship from flooding it's like we're gonna get hit everyone just chill out we're gonna be good it's normal boom hit and instead it left a hole in the side of this ship about the size of a small house oh my goodness instantly started flooding but a really crazy caveat with this is before the ship took off about 80 employees didn't show up onto those and they all worked the boiler oh no and so the ship was actually going slower so the ship is that was the fastest ship at the time went 30 miles an hour but this would so they didn't have one of the engines going so it's going slower the german um captain of this u-boat he knew which boat that was and he's like this is how fast it goes shoot it and it's going to hit the back of it but the ship wasn't going fast enough so it hit the front and it's like oh my god it's going to hit the back of it and what it did is the the forward motion started filling the cavity faster yeah oh and then this is where the conspiracy comes in okay another explosion went off like oh we just got hit by a second torpedo the boat sank in 18 minutes whoa over a thousand people on board died dang like over a hundred of which were americans that's crazy that's so fast when i think was it woodrow woodrow wilson whatever the president was at a time he's like we're going to war because of this there's a lot of things but this was the let's get in there the american people were behind it the conspiracy part yeah second explosion years later um how many people died over a thousand the way they died was brutal too like some people accidentally put on life jackets upside down and like so they couldn't flip back up and like oh yeah terrible awful but um over almost over a decade later um there's this lawyer who was like suing this like international thing because a new jersey railway got bombed or something so he got access to basically this um general's file cabinet and so he just started going through it and that's where he discovered a classified secret organization within the british military called room 40 and room 40 at the time there are this group that were every day tracking where the u-boats were the different shipping lanes and so they knew where everything was and they would warn boats do not sail in this region because there's german u-boats there they knew the german u-boat was off the coast of ireland and they did not warn the captain of louisiana one week well let me say this first the person that ran room 40 any guesses uh is he finance guy no no winston churchill i knew you were gonna say that dude i knew you were gonna say that winston churchill he was the lord of the admiralty uh which is a top naval official in the uk and he was ahead of room 40. he said a week before the louisiana incident he said quote it is the most important to attract neutral shipping to our shores and the hope essentially of embroiling the united states with germany basically like there needs to be a ship that comes here that gets hit and so that will get the u.s to get involved in this that's really specific he said that a week before this incident happened oh that's and here's illusion and that caused such an outcry worldwide outcry that the germans did this because a lot of innocent civilians died yeah that germany's like okay we're pulling our submarines out yeah they literally did that in world war one they're like okay we'll stop that so overnight it instantly opened up all shipping lanes for the uk the u.s got involved but here's a little bit of a caveat um it wasn't until years and years and years later when they were diving looking at the louisiana wreckage yeah they found ammunition on board they found gun mounts and what happened was the uk navy secretly was using the louisiana as a military ship and the germans knew it oh and so the german said we were shooting down this because you were using it for military purposes and it was like no you just shot a passenger passenger ship yeah but the second explosion was from the ammunition that was on board the ship that's why that's crazy yeah and so they just at the cost of having you know these passengers they're like that's we're willing to make that sacrifice so churchill the conspiracy is churchill made the call let the ship get hit that made the u.s inter-world war one wow the dude loves war dang dang it man that's crazy yeah that's nuts we've never heard that before that's why i know yeah the navy commissioned the louisiana to get built made the fastest ship in the world they had all these gun mounts and all this stuff wow so that didn't come out until years later though yeah well it just came out that the uh the iceberg that hit the titanic was also german made wow so i mean commissioned by churchill probably if it was frozen sauerkraut like a duck fun fact though the captain duck the captain of louisiana his name was william turner no way he did go down with the ship but it survived oh what yeah yeah man that's wild because of davy jones or what huh because of davy jones or how did he survive life jacket life jacket on the right way yeah i have to go now okay well dude when we get to patreon 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