187 - The 2027 Apocalypse, Government Alien Websites, & Proof of Bigfoot w/ JStu

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And we have the evidence to finally prove it. - Prove it. All right, Justin, this is all on you. - This podcast is brought to you by Bigfoot. Brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. - Believe it or not, this episode is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this. Aren't they already watching you right now? - Or. - Oh, or listen to it. Yeah, watch or listen, which you are already doing right now, so technically I don't even have to tell you that. - Unless they're deaf and blind. So how ignorant of you, Justin. - We do a braille version of the podcast as well. - Is this thing on? - We do. - There you go! - Did you imagine? - Yeah! No! - Continue tuning in. - Golly. - Tune in 'til the very end. - It's terrifying. No! - Hello? - Gotta have a nice echo in here. - Is there? - It's really big. - On the Indies. - Hello? Mom? - Dad? - Someone. Your lipstick is caught up. - Oh. - Don't know exactly what goes on. - Sure. - I, uh, ran into him. I ran into a church one time, and they were, um, practicing a worship song. And I walked in, and the guy was singing like that. - For a worship? - For a worship song. And it was, like, practice. And so I kinda, like, chuckled. I was like, "That's not something." And they're like, "What?" And I was like, "Oh, my bad." - I will call upon your name. - That would actually go really hard, though, if they just started doing emo covers. - Keep your eyes, blah, blah, bleh! - Screamo. - Archive! ♪ Some God is an awesome God ♪ ♪ He reigns from heaven to earth ♪ - I think there's a niche for that. - A market for it? - Yeah. - I think that's pretty much every single church. Like, the scene moved into worship leading. - All the emo kids are now worship leaders? - I mean, that's what I did. - There's a country music star. I showed Josh. He saw it. But there's a country music artist that is just warming up, and he does Brooks and Dunn. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - And he's like, "I'm gonna do this." - Yeah. - And he's like, "I'm gonna do this." - And he's like, "I'm gonna do this." - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And he's like, "I'm gonna do this." Yeah, I'm sure there is who took them out. I'm sure there is. I'm not going to say it. I know exactly who did it. There was a jet that actually left his residence that day. And you're not going to believe which country it linked to, guys. It rhymes with Schmerica Perk. Dude, that's so sad. It's terrible. Oh, he's a legend. Yeah, and for his family, we're not making light of his death. No, no. It's terrible. It sucks. No, it's terrible. No, that's the crazy thing. Now, I don't even know. Young people don't even probably get the references and the jokes. You remember how many times we would make jokes? It wasn't even jokes. It was just comparisons of how great and strong Chuck Norris was. He's undefeated. Yeah. I mean, what's your favorite one? What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact? Don't ask me. I don't know. You don't know? I can't. I have never seen a Chuck Norris movie. I only know him from the memes. My grandma used to have him on repeat, and she would fall asleep with the remote, and I would sit there. I mean, I would watch the Texas Ranger. Yeah. Walker, Texas Ranger. Yeah. But always, like, whenever Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so in his movies, was he, why the memes that he is this, he's Kung Fu, he fought Bruce Lee and beat him? Beat him. He's just, everything he does, he's just the strongest guy that walks in the room. And he's the nicest and kindest guy, but you get on your bad side. Bad news bears. We've got to play that Chuck Norris clip with a little kid. You remember that? Yeah, yeah. On Patreon. We'll play that. Well, let me stop you guys there, though. Everyone watching. We're pulling one comment a week and sending you a plethora of ninja swag. So make sure to like, subscribe, and comment. We're doing the call to action now. Yes. Because YouTube. Do it. YouTube has been giving us the runaround. In fact, a lot of people have commented, oh my gosh, I didn't know you guys were still making videos. Yeah. Yeah. What, they've been, like, not pushing your videos out? We've been saying too much about it. Ah, you got to take it easy. I know. They're watching. Apparently. You can't say Schmeffry. Pepsine. No. You can't say. Oh, yeah. Botanyahu. No. Distort all the words. That was way too close. Yeah. That was too close. You bought the grape. But yeah, if you comment right now, we're pinning a comment. Not our favorite comment, maybe, because there's a lot of favorites. There's a lot of favorite comments. But we're randomly picking a comment. We're going to pin it. We're going to send you merch. I'm going to reply to the comment. You email us. Send us your shirt size, your address. No credit card numbers necessary. We want to send you merch. I mean, it's definitely optional. If you want to send it, send it. Come on. I mean, we're not going to turn that down. But we want to send everyone merch. So every week, you get a chance. Yeah. Leave a comment right now. Yeah. Leave your favorite Chuck Norris fact in the comments. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of what you just said, though, it's kind of funny. You said fans sending you guys money. That could be a reality, because it was for us at one point, which was super interesting. What do you mean? We were trying to hit a milestone, and we were like, okay, if we hit, I can't remember which one. It was like a million or something. Or something like that. If we hit this milestone, Andrew is going to go bald. Oh, no. And so we started this thing called the Bald Andy Foundation, and we had a P.O. Box. We weren't asking for people to send money, but it started like we were opening fan mail, and someone's like, I would like to donate to the Bald Andy Foundation. Oh, my goodness. Literally, probably hundreds of dollars coming in. That's so funny. And it was hilarious, because we're like, why are you guys giving us money? And it was just, so. Yeah. Hey, I'm already a member of the Bald Andy Foundation. Hey. There we go. I'm a supporter. Speaking of being bald at a really young age. Stop. Right out of the womb. Do you want a song? I'd love a song. All right. We'll think of something. You got a theme? Genre? Oh, since we started the pod, a little more pop punky. Okay. Let's do it. Pop punky. I really wish we would have had time to write a song about Chuck Norris next week. I could have done it. We learned this. Two or three hours ago, I could have done it. Next week. Next week. All right, we'll come up with something real quick. Yeah. Fighting for the red, white, and blue and laying their lives down. They gave everything that they had all for me and you. So what they did is what I'll do. Yes, I'll fight for the country and stay. True. Cause I'm a YouTuber. I'll say it loud. Sacrifice my life with a few and proud. Finding algorithms. Getting demonetized. Won't read the comments cause it's filled with lies. I film a video. Then hit upload. Smash the like button. Yeah, that's my code. It ain't an easy job, but you want to stay free. A YouTuber is what I'm gonna be. You're all what I'm gonna be, you're all what I'm gonna be. Wow. Came in a little late, a little off. It's all right. It's all right. That was fire. Do you guys drop these songs anywhere? Or you only just. We drop some on Spotify. Some on Spotify. Yeah. People want us to drop a record. Basically, we were just saying YouTubers have it just as hard as veterans. It's on par with World War II veterans. I would say. Oh, that's up there, man. Storming Normandy, D-Day, you know? Yeah. Same as, you know, your algorithm just getting all out of whack. Trying to get on the trending page. I'd like to see a veteran try to edit a podcast. Yeah. You guys weren't on YouTube when. Oh, wait. You said 10 plus years because you were doing a skit. 10 plus years, yeah. So, you remember Adpocalypse? No. No. Yeah, there was a whole thing going around. Adpocalypse is here because advertisers were. But really striking against certain types of content. Prank content and everything. So, it was. Yeah. I mean, comparing it to veterans. Yeah. I mean, basically the same. Like the apocalypse. Sometimes. Some would say we even have it tougher. Because. Some would say that. Yeah. I mean. We get woke up in the night. We find out our video got flagged. Yeah. That's like. Demonetized. Oh, my gosh. Terrible. Look at the. I mean, it's in the finances, though. The military, you get a sign-on bonus. You have to build your channel for years before you get paid. Exactly. That's what we're saying. And for those who are freaking out right now, we're obviously joking. We respect the heck out of our veterans. And this is nothing like that. Justin gets it. Yeah. Justin gets it. Yeah. Oh. We're just having fun. We're having a good time. We're just joking. Yeah. We're just joking. Yeah. Unfortunately, we can't joke right now. Why? Another bad news? I hope not, Justin. It seems like you're full of bad news this morning. It's true. I don't want to be full of bad news. Well, then give us some good news. Well, this is up to you, man. Oh. Okay. This is my least favorite part of the entire podcast. And it really sets the tone for the rest of the episode. Definitely. So it's really riding on you, man. Okay. Every week, the billions of fans, they send in a lot of questions. They send in a lot of questions. They send in tens of billions of questions. And we try to find the ones that we can answer with confidence to help people. We like to help people. I think you do too, Justin. That's why I'm going to ask you this question. It's a yes or no. Please don't expound upon it. It's a yes or no. So you get it. Today, I'm going to ask you this question. It's a nice question sent in by a viewer. Justin, are all influencers evil? No. No. Dang, man. I told you, we need some good news. All influencers are not evil. Oh, well, I don't want to explain. You said yes or no, but I added a little to the other. This was to set the tone. Justin, we were almost there. We were almost best friends. Well, you didn't explain exactly what you mean. You don't have to explain it to the question, Justin. You knew what I meant. It's pretty simple. Obviously, we're talking about the evil men, the men that influence her, her being all women, to do bad things. Yeah. Men that are influencing her, women, I think you would have known that at least. Yeah. You made it very clear, Joshua. They're not evil. They just keep doing what you're doing, man. That's what Justin's saying. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he said. He said, yeah, you know what? If you can manipulate them, manipulate them. That is what he said. He thinks it's funny. He's laughing. Justin, I said no. You're in hot water, buddy. I said no. This water's getting me hotter. So you're saying yes. I don't know what you're accusing me of. Don't try to twist it. I'm trying to read between the lines here. you guys. The line is set in stone. This is. You can't do that. Are you gaslighting me? No, I'm not gaslighting you. It's not even a word, dude. Yes. It's not even a phrase, what you're saying. Gaslighting. I just heard it online. Leave those women alone. Tell those men to leave those women alone. Not you. Let them make their own decisions. Yeah. Women are strong enough to make their own decisions. I've always said that. Yeah, he's always said that. 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I'm great. Yeah. Watching this online and being here in person. How does it smell? I always ask people how it smells. I mean, it smells great. That is a good question. Because we've made content too. And we had a podcast and sometimes, you know, and you guys were saying it used to be like 75 in here. No AC. It would probably be pretty bad. I would say even hotter than that. Honestly. Yeah. It would get the 80s sometimes. We just recently got an AC in here and now it's cold. It's awesome. If everyone's wondering why Andy's wearing a hoodie every single week now. I'm cold. Blasphemy. So are you having people from the team open the door and be like, hey guys, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. We've become a little nose blind after a while, but we've done afternoon podcast after street tacos to that onions and cilantro becomes quite pungent in a room that's 80 degrees. Yeah, that's fair. I like it. Yeah, it's a good smell. I'm trying to figure out how to get circulation within my own bedroom because my dog Pico, she's ranked it. She lets them rip and it'll be like an hour or two later and it just settles in our room. I just got to figure out more circulation or ventilation or something because it's terrible. My favorite pastime to do is my children. They're very small and very vulnerable. Yeah, I love the Dutch oven. Then rip it and now are they scared now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I did the Jane last night. She's like, get me out of here. That's so funny. Yeah. And this new diet too with all this protein I'm eating. Yeah. New diet. New diet. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing, man. It's just you got to that's that's that's the price you pay. Yeah. Dude, add some kimchi to that game over. You see that guy, the guys online doing that kind of trend being like trying to create the most ferocious fart ever. No, I haven't seen this. Eating just everything that makes your gas smell the worst. It is hilarious, but there's got to be a record for like a level of that. You should try it and then yeah, I will more Dutch oven stories. Next pod maybe a child ends up just developing some sort of disease. Just cross. I'm immediately pull the covers off and it's pink. I immediately guys. There's a lot happening in this world right now. A lot has happened in Justin's world. Yeah, he's a big time YouTuber. I'm sure a lot of people have been that are watching this pod probably know of your content, right? And for those of you that for those of that don't know, give them like a quick, quick bio of what your past like 13, 14 years have looked like. Yeah, I mean, Jay Stu Jay Stu Studios Laugh Daily Podcast. We've been making all kinds of videos, adventures. We build crazy things. We'd stay overnight in crazy locations and have had a lot of fun along the way. Every week uploading for basically 14 years and wild and it's no longer going new chapter new chapter. Yeah thing. So we shut it down in December of 25. So that's probably it. That was probably a really easy decision. huh very easy yeah it's barely an inconvenience man that's wild yeah so are you cool like how did you get to that point yeah i think uh well like you said it it wasn't an easy decision and it took a lot of time and processing like i've been even over the last two years kind of internally struggling with like as we all grow up and change how do we change in in our job in the public eye because i've been making like this type of content but i've like over the past you know few years been like internally like i feel like i'm growing in a different way and changing in a different way and i can't keep doing the same thing i need to change and one thing i uh when we meet fans in public a lot of the times they're like oh love your videos i used to watch them and i was like well why that's awesome you used to watch what happened but it's like it's obvious they grew up yeah they're watching as a kid and then they go to college they have more responsibilities and like obviously we all change and grow over time as well and so it's like i went from high school dating marriage kids all through the years and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh this 14 years and i've those moments like once you have kids for the first time that changes you once you go when you when you're married of course the same thing and so i'm i'm 32 and uh i feel like i've i'm in this next chapter of my life of change and for sure really wanting to listen to that because i can feel it inside of like i need to do something different yeah i've had to process and figure out what that exactly looks like over the last few years because it wasn't like i feel this way all right burn the ships nah it was like really slow intentional processing and talking and figuring out what it looks like and it was it was very hard yeah especially when you have other people involved yeah with it too it's not just like it's not just you like there's other people working with you and around you like that's that just adds levels to it yeah yeah we had 12 full time employees uh how many you guys have just looking at it yes you guys i mean sunday cool has like over 100 employees but the our conversation is so much more than just like the conversation is so much more than just like the content it's just us and you guys were at sunday cool before this right yeah yeah we still work with sunday cool okay yeah this is just that this is kind of a in replacement of or supplement material to the content that we were producing before so sunday cool is like marketing and then content is like fun and it's taking off and it's still good for sunday cool that's the cool thing about going in the direction we wanted to go with the podcast is people our sunday cool audience transferred over really well because it turns out we're going to go with the podcast and we're going to conferences to do like t-shirt sales and like that sort of marketing and people would come up when we started the podcast i got 100 conspiracies for you so it was sick it was like you guys are into the same stuff we're into we don't we're not actually like twisting the audience in the direction they don't want to go so we're able to build on that it was fun that's funny though that you say that with the 14 years because that's very similar to how like how i felt because i i've had the the sunday cool youtube for 10 years now and start off with just like doing the skit stuff and love doing the skit stuff and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god but it's also like i got married i had kids and then just kind of like it's it's you get to a point where it's like i'm growing too and i'm different and 10 14 years is a long time to keep producing like the same format and so everyone changes and so for us it was like we got super lucky to be able to just transition pretty easy into a podcast yeah we're doing the stuff that we love doing though and that's the thing the way you love doing changes over time and what brings you life you could do the thing that's going to be successful forever but it's just like are you you know at what cost though right i mean so exactly exactly that and like typically these sort of things aren't uh being broadcast in front of hundreds of thousands millions of people which make it even harder because like you know if you want to change and you don't you're not in the public eye it's just like oh let me talk to my family and friends about this but then it's like so much more difficult when it's like everyone's watching you and you're having to be like hey i'm changing and they're like wait why explain prove you know all the things that come with that that i'm like i'm navigating this for the first time and it's uh it's been difficult it's actually grown me quite a bit and i'm actually very thankful for it oh yeah you're gonna look back on this and be like oh man we grew so much in that time yeah but i think you we all in life uh we meet a crossroads we can either go left and change or go right and stay the same most of the time we probably want to go right and stay the same thing exactly yeah over here and change is fear the unknown uh money you know job security but golden handcuffs literally so it's like i felt like i was at a place where i cannot go down the road of stay the same because i don't want to stay the same i want to grow i want to be the best version of myself and i want to go where i feel like the lord is calling me and um it's very complex and difficult but yeah and there's probably there's mixed feelings with like you ending the channel obviously it's just like you end the sopranos on a cliffhanger it's like it's different you know people get mad at you know tv show and writers and stuff like that but it's what different when that parasocial relationship of i've been growing up with you for years and then you just leave it's like it's just like it's tough right like so how was how was that whole reaction oh man in hindsight too it's like people were some of our supporters were pretty upset they're like this came out of nowhere like we didn't have time to prepare and it's like i totally understand why a lot of the comments are filled with like frustration or confusion because it's like man this this was my livelihood of like i grew up watching you guys and this was a routine every saturday i watched a video and it meant a lot to me and then out of nowhere no warning which i'm like again looking back like that totally makes sense but we did have even before we dropped that video we we were discussing this for over six months we're like should we drop like one final video and just do like a big celebration a fun video or should we let everyone know hey here's where we're going give them time yeah so we weigh the options but we ended up just deciding like let's just do what the final video there's never a good a good way to do it like you know when you see like a controversial movie no one's ever happy with the ending they either want it wrapped up or they like the open-endedness and so it's like yeah it's just hard to do there's not a right decision yeah but looking back i'm like man i guess in hindsight it makes more sense because like when you know a tv show is ending you actually enjoy that like last season more versus like i can see that yeah all done wait a minute what so hindsight you you think you do things a little differently or are you pretty happy with what happened no i mean definitely in hindsight i do some some things differently yeah and that's okay that's part of it yeah you're 32 dude i'm you know like that's like you learn and you just like and if some people aren't willing to forgive that it's like then maybe you need to check your own art first yeah you know like that's one of the things it's like if you love me then it's like understand that maybe i didn't handle this perfectly but it's like you obviously did this for so long because you love doing it and you love the people who watched it yeah if you love me let me go what's that uh frozen yeah oh cool that's not frozen hold on wait a second um man that's exciting though yeah and you go to you got a new book second book right yeah yeah because you sent me the first one and the kids we had so much fun unboxing that but one because there was like neato in it which was awesome oh yeah what made you want to do like kids stories that's like during this whole process i was so struggling with feeding the machine of youtube because every week it's the grind of like gotta make something that's gonna get views uh and uh we have all this responsibility you know and so we can't just necessarily do whatever we want because of that and so i was like i don't want to keep doing that and so i sat down and was like all right to kind of fix this in my own internal processing i'm going to draw on my ipad and create like a kid kids don't really plan anything they're just like oh let me just draw and have fun here so i wasn't like i'm gonna turn this into something i need to have this make sense it was like there's a lot of stuff going on and i'm like okay i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this there's zero thinking and just imagination that's cool and because of that i'm sitting there with my kids and my daughter is is drawing with me and it was so fun it felt so freeing to kind of just like not have those like borders around yeah and just purely imagination and so she was coming up with some of the character names with me like one of the guys his name is goose bob and that was because of her that's so cool he's like what's his name goose bob i'm like that is so random and that's perfect i'm like i'm gonna draw on my ipad and i'm gonna draw on my ipad and i'm gonna draw on my ipad and so i again after i finished drawing i instead of my computer i'm like i just want to write and so i wrote out a story and then after a long time i was like man i actually have something here that i think is really cool that i'd love to share with the world because i got so much joy and energy out of creating in this way because i've been creating 2500 videos over 14 years but i'm like this storytelling and i just love storytelling was so energizing for me that i'm like i could keep doing this and my kids are involved because they're sitting there with me i'm writing it oh cool for them and for other people and so i'm like man let me pursue this and and it started to turn into something. That's sick. I love that. Yeah. That's very cool. We should write a book. Oh, yeah. Just to consider. Oh, that's right. Made up conspiracies. For kids. Yeah, actually, an introduction to the conspiracy world for children. Yeah, that needs to exist. But it's like conspiracies about their parents. Yeah. It's like, are we really out of cookies, though? Because I keep seeing moms sneak into the pantry at 10 o'clock at night. Interesting. Interesting. It can't be trusted. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Crazy stuff. Thanks for sharing that, dude. Yeah. No problem. Yeah, we'll have the link in the description if you guys want to order his book. Volume two out when? Today, right? When? April 7th. April 7th. Okay, yeah, cool. Right around the corner. Yeah, well, this comes out next week. Yes. For you, we're out right now. For us, it's next week. Book one is out right now, but book two is, and I have like four more coming as well. Six of them. That's awesome. Very cool. And pursuing a feature-length animation as well with it. Nice. If you want any voice actors. Oh, please. You guys want to be in it? Please. You want to be in the audio book, too? Yes. Happily, bro. As a voice actor. The audio book was like one of my favorite parts of this because I did a few of the voices, and it has music, and it's so fun. Dude, we want to. Oh, dude. I'll take you up on that, man. I'll hit you guys up. We want to do voice acting so bad. I've always wanted to do it. Done. Literally since a child, I've wanted to do it. Yes. Dude, that'd be sick. I want to be Goosebump. No, I call Goosebump. No, I call it Dips on Goosebump. Oh, go ahead. I feel like this is where you transition to everything that gets this video demonetized. Yeah, we can do that. YouTube, stop paying attention. We're at the 30-minute mark. So, Israel. Pro, cons? Wait. How do you guys? How do you guys do that? How do you talk about all these things and not get constantly demonetized? Oh, we do. I mean, really? I mean, we dance the line, but literally we have people who watch our show who are like, I hit the bell, and I can't even find your recent uploads. What do you mean they exist? Like, I had a friend who took a screenshot. He was like, I'm on your channel. I don't see your last three videos. You said you kept uploading. And he sent me the screenshot. They're just not there. So, it's like. I talk to YouTube as well, and they're like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, something's happening. Yeah. Something's happening. Well, you guys are still getting good views, so clearly they're not. It's going up and down. It's going up now a little bit because you guys are helping us by commenting and liking the video, right? Yes, and telling your grandmother about the podcast. This is all a joke. We love you, YouTube. Oh, of course we do. We love you. We wouldn't be here without you two. But you guys hear what the government just purchased? No, I did not. Is it a vehicle? It is not. Well, it's a vehicle. No, it's not. It could be. No, it's not. It's something to do with AI. Challenge accepted. What is it? A domain name. Ooh. To carry what into fruition? The government, meaning the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which is responsible for purchasing domain names at.gov, just purchased on March 17th aliens.gov and alien.gov. Whoa, what? How do people figure this out? I don't know. I just, I write off the coattails of people that do the real research. So what does that mean to you guys? Huh? What does that mean to you? I think it's a sign-off, dude. I think it's something. They've been teasing this for years, man. Well, Trump. But why now? Was it a month ago, two months ago? Trump's like, we're going to disclose a lot of the UFO alien stuff. And then they purchased these websites. So I don't know. Ultimately, I think it's going to be. It's going to be a massive sign-off, though. Yeah. You think they're actually going to disclose stuff? They always say, hey, we're going to show you this. And then, oh, we forgot. No, I don't think they're going to disclose anything. I mean, I think it's all in response into what he was refusing to disclose. So depending on how escalated that conversation gets, depends what fake stories do get disclosed. Yeah. That's what I think. Yeah. I think they can pick and choose. Like, so the whole disclosure thing, I think when an administration's like under fire, you know, they're like, okay, well, look it. Like, aliens, look over here. And then people are like, oh, wow. Yeah. But it's never enough. It's always just little bits. And a lot of it, I really think is just fake stuff. No. Yeah. Nothing can be trusted now. I know. Unless humans see it for their own self in front of their face. And even then, we've done that with the New Jersey drones. Like, you can't really even trust that. I know. Or even here now. That's the craziest thing from Jesse Michaels, that podcast we did. You could hear something and it could be fake. Jesse Carey. Jesse Carey. Yeah, sorry. And with AI, it's like, I feel like it makes it impossible now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, there's no way. You can't trust anything. Speaking of the AI stuff, this is not going to be great for our YouTube. Netanyahu. Oh. Yes, I've seen that. So it is confirmed he's alive. He just did a press conference yesterday. Okay. Or the 17th, whatever the day is. I don't know. 19. But it was super weird. The whole thing. It was weird. People were like, he's dead. There's a bomb. He's gone. And then these videos started popping up. And they're like, look, he's talking. And there's six fingers. It's clearly AI. Then he was in the coffee shop. I don't know if you saw that. And like, people were like, picking apart that. His teeth were weird. The date was off on the back screen. Everyone. I saw it. I'm like, this doesn't seem like a normal video at all. And then he had the thing where he's like, walking with Huckabee. And he's like, they really think I'm alive. I'm here with all five of them. Five fingers. And he's like, here's my punch card. I'm getting the names off. And you're like, this is so weird. Yeah. They're playing into it almost. And this one guy pointed out, I saw on TikTok. He's like, you think they don't know this? He's like, whoever is doing this whole thing, they know that you're going to watch these videos and try to pick them apart. So like, they're trying to make you believe something. They're way ahead of you, basically. You're not this detective that's finding out, oh, it's AI. It's like, no, they know that you're thinking this. Yeah. These are the same people that are like, finding like, like hints inside of Stranger Things trailers and like, the final episode and like, putting it all together. Like, we're way off. It's just, it's weird though. It's like. Yeah. Why? What's happening? Like, what's the purpose behind it? Justin, what's happening? Antichrist. Probably. Probably. Wait, what do you guys think about the, because I haven't heard your perspective on the aliens. Like, let's say they drop this website and they actually disclose things. What is it, in your opinion? What's going on? That's the thing. It's like, I mean, what do you think? The only thing they drop, I'm not going to believe is the truth because there's always some, something, some agenda behind it. I believe personally, and my opinion is, has changed multiple times right now. I'm kind of under the impression that like over 90% of what people see as far as like UFOs and stuff is government stuff. I think there's a very small majority that is, I would say, not extraterrestrial but like supernatural and that's just solely based off of like what's in scripture and like these heavenly beings and angels and they will look wild and and I don't doubt people's abduction stories but if you compare these abduction stories and they talk a lot about it on blurry they interview a lot of people these abduction stories are very similar to these satanic ritual abuse ceremonies that people go through. And so right now I believe that these real aliens that people were talking about these abductions interactions are in some way a demonic entity whether or not they're demons or part of something more because I think the spiritual realm is so big that we can't even comprehend it. I don't think it's just like angels and demons. I think it's like a legions of different types of heavenly beings and legions of different types of fallen creatures, you know, and I have nothing to prove that but it just seems I mean God is way bigger than we can imagine. So why wouldn't the supernatural realm be the exact same? Yeah, if the higher up officials know this which some you know would deep state or whatever they know this they're never going to admit that to the public. They're never going to show proof of that to the public because that's something beyond out of their control and if that's real, you know to the public then everyone, they're not going to listen to anything they say because it's there's such a bigger picture here. Yeah, they want control. They want to control the narrative. And so that's the thing. Anything that's released is just going to be baloney. Like it's just going to be straight up, you know, Hollywood stuff. It does seem like it's being set up though for a great deception of some sort. Yeah, I agree, which would be fun. Honestly, it would be fun to be able to be on the ground and see something and say, oh, this is fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is all just a big scam. I think it would really mess with your head though. I mean, because a lot of people's yeah, it's propaganda in and of itself. I think we think we're above that and that we can't be manipulated, but we are so easily manipulated. See, but they have to if they do this like blue beam or whatever, if they actually make stuff appear to look a certain way, they have to do it in a way that makes those things either seem so ambiguous that you don't know what to do with it or so benevolent that no one, no redneck intends harm to it because I promise you if some red thing going is over my backyard looking down at me i might dump a couple shells yeah so it's like i mean even talking to jesse carey like with the this guy we had on jesse carey he was um he's the um content director something producer of ironclad which is they do a lot of they did uh sean ryan's show psyop but he was talking about this these weapons that he talked to someone in the navy about uh general in the navy or something where it's like you enter into basically a force field to where it feels like time is manipulated and like they even made their own contraption to where people thought that they were hearing voices in their head like jesse carey and his team made that it's like yeah like actual telepathy they've tested they tested on screen showed they showed basically just a laser frequency that they hit the bone in your ear and it vibrates to where it sounds like there's a voice in your head but they can pinpoint it to you and that's not we could make you feel like you're going crazy just by and they vibrating a voice you have to be still or you can so like you could walk through i mean they can expand it so like like light you can pinch to a point or open and it would change the pitch but so you could be sitting here and like a voice could come and say get out of the room get out of the room get out of the room and you'd like be losing it we'd be like what's wrong with you and you'd think you'd gone insane they created it and tested it on actual police officers and they're not in the government they just make videos and so that's what i'm saying like this deception it won't be like a projector screen in the air it's like they have i think i know technology to really really manipulate people and that's what's scary i mean you think of like like when the holy spirit descended and everyone heard languages in their own voices but think about like the cult you could erect if you use that tech and had like a face to the event that you staged now suddenly all these people i hear it in my language well you know what i'm saying yeah there's people talking to you that's completely possible now yeah so yeah i mean i was at a resort recently and this guy came up to me and my friend while we were talking and he was like yeah i'm in the i'm in the military and work with the government i have this person's number he's just giving me all this information and he's like yeah there's going to be stuff that's going to be disclosed about uh uh ufos and aliens and stuff but he's like it's all a big deal deception and even afterwards he's coming up he's like don't tell anybody about me i was like who are you oh so he's just a rando that came pretty much my friend was talking to him for a while and then i think we he told him like yeah we're making a youtube video and and then he came and sat down and talked to us for like 10 minutes and was just like yeah i'm in i'm in the government a little bit and working with people and he's like don't be deceived like okay and that's the tough thing if it is like you know they're gearing up for a great deception but then they like something actually does happen but then the government claims this was us you know yeah and it's like it could have been real we don't know i'm telling you i think they're so smart at manipulating people yeah like they were just a bunch of trained people i don't know sheep like we're just like guinea pigs yeah i mean like they have a they i mean they have teams upon teams that their only job is to understand the human mind and our culture and they're going to do whatever they can to keep control and i really think there's truly only one thing to keep you from being deceived and that is true holy discernment from god that's the only thing that could break it and the only way you get discernment is by being obedient to god's word and then you will be very clear of what the holy spirit is telling you to do so obey people and 99 obedience does not equal obedience i got i got a message that is obedience from some uh this my friend a long time ago that i took a screenshot of because and in in it he said something really really good um he said you will amplify what you accommodate the message you give your time to is the message that you'll amplify through your life protect your heart and mind and make sure that the people you're closest to are the ones who are closest to god but that statement of you'll amplify what you accommodate so if you don't have a relationship with jesus christ and you're just like oh my god i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that like every wave that's coming your way you have no focus but if you're and you're always focused on this thing over here it's like you're going to amplify that in your life and you're constantly deceived and constantly tossed around and so it's like living in fear and you see that people like who you know everyone knows somebody who's just just being immersed in drama in their life like that's every day is a crisis because of something it's like that makes total sense like well yeah because you surround yourself by it and you consume yourself with it that's just all your existence becomes at a certain point dude we are unintentional echoes of our environment you are what you surround yourself with echo what was that speaking of echoes yeah you know 2027 is going to be a terrible year we're a long ways off josh don't be so negative every side of a coin has another side too though this both sides are bad i think on this one that's one of those double-sided coins like harvey dent yeah tell you all about it right after this i don't go anywhere the 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francisco's gone but chuck norris is dead everybody did you hear about san francisco's dead everybody did you hear about san francisco's dead no i gotta do more research i'll just say what i know yeah are saying san francisco is sinking at a rapid rate what do you mean they're like the scientists are like listen like every city kind of sinks and stuff like that like like new york the sinking it's like we're all sinking we're all sinking um but they're saying san francisco they're like within the next two years you have no idea like the water is going to come up a lot interesting they're saying what is that well they have earthquakes right moving around they have a bunch of earthquakes though right yeah are they close to a fault line or something i think all california is california is one big fault line and it's not their fault kind of i mean did you see that tv show a while back about california the the sinkhole that was called no yeah it was a gigantic sinkhole in the city and then once you go in it you're you go into this whole new realm um realm i did not know about this is a show brand for us i forgot the name of it but it's a whole exactly about that i think you're thinking of skid row those guys are in another world yeah well that is true um no i have not heard okay i'll figure out the name okay interesting um you'd like it yeah san francisco is sinking i've always heard that like the that we're like constantly moving like california is like moving like an eighth of an inch each year like the like towards like china and japan like you know like 300 000 years we're gonna be like we're next to our neighbors or something like crazy yeah so i don't know exactly what's happening san francisco they just said the water's rising like crazy but also so it's water rising land is sinking so it's gonna maybe it's too heavy probably you should make a hypothetical prediction 2027 i think a lot's gonna happen 2027 if you want me to get into it i'll get into it get into it you already teased it yeah is that what you're gonna share before we took a break before we went pp yeah pp oh yeah break this down what's going on pp um well basically um i was gonna make a joke about peeing but i didn't it wasn't lining up um no pun no i can't i'm not that quick andy's the quick one i'll move on if you don't move on you're gonna you're in trouble oh you're in trouble nice that's all right okay um have we heard about el nino el nino another one people are always saying el nino el nino i remember the tiktok trend people are always saying they are my dad even said the other day i'm like what is that what is it el nino he's like yeah there's gonna be a lot of rain el nino i don't know what that means dad speak english um but it's not great what do you mean it's more bad news it's it's not great it's not looking great so el nino is a cool name it's a cool name it's a cool name it's a cool the climate cycle where surface waters in the uh equatorial pacific become warmer than normal which release stored ocean heat into the atmosphere so it's basically a big ocean hot fart got it pacific surf season it's yeah it's storing heat yeah and it releases the heat from deep there's like one video i saw it said like hundreds of years worth of hotness yeah isn't it called your guess is as good as mine maybe a little better um what are the repercussions of that well they're saying that there is a very high likely that this year is going to produce a super el nino and those happen not so often the grande el nino but they're saying the implications of it like it basically makes the whole earth crazy hot and they're saying it's going to happen in 2026 okay but we won't feel the repercussions of it till 2027 saying that 2027 could be one of the hottest years in earth's history 2027 is gonna be on fire 2027 could be the hottest year in earth's history what are we gonna do about that i don't know it's already hot it's pretty hot yeah go to a cold place and then it'll be normal true true i think justin's on to something we got big brains over there everyone moved to alaska but yeah so 2027 we got that grande el nino um didn't we talk about in the prophecy of the popes wasn't 2027 the year 2027 has always been the year that's what i'm saying yeah there's always something in 2027 there yeah there's like we can't i can't remember all of it but there's like a ton and ton of like predictions ancient predictions that go to the like we've been on this train of like it's gonna happen yeah so like what what month just the entirety of 2027 i don't know january always starts off questions i don't know justin somebody was saying that the whole calendar year is like messed up that yeah it's not january is not the start of the year it's actually it's either march or april there's a lot of like the dawn kind of like people think monday is the beginning of the week when it's actually sunday so it's like that's probably it probably is like we're just beginning happy new year by the way yeah oh yeah happy new year happy new year congrats um so i'm not late on my new year's resolutions yeah i still have time to lose weight there you go yes 2027 got to hit start whatever um 2027 yeah i saw this man speaking he's this jewish rabbi gotta believe him yeah what did you say jewish rabbi um i don't know who this man was i just saw that he was a rabbi and he's speaking of what he said they believe in meaning the i believe it's the um hasidic or the habad jewish sect don't quote me on this i don't know for sure but he said trump has been chosen as the non-jewish he is basically in a way the reincarnation of cyrus the great king cyrus of babylon 2400 years ago basically took in the jews and then he helped rebuild the temple cyrus the great and so they have these coins i think we've shown that on the podcast before they have these coins uh how do you say the word commemorate yeah that word with trump and cyrus on one side of the coin and then the third temple on the other side of the coin and he said the non-jewish messiah this new cyrus the great has to be has to come before the messiah comes and he's saying according to their prophecy that the absolute deadline for the redemption with this new messiah coming back or coming their messiah which i would think we that's the antichrist to us messiah coming is the jewish year 5 7 87 which is october 2nd 2027 oh i'm telling you it's piling up man man so but since they don't believe the messiahs they believe jesus is not the messiah they believe the messiah is still yet to come so then all of that is clearly incorrect right it could be i would say yes it's incorrect for us but it's like is their messiah our antichrist uh you know i'm saying yeah a twofer i don't know or is there no messiah coming and they'll just be like whose hair is that let me see it kind of does honestly yeah looks like looks like baron with a slick back mullet yeah and a beard it's it's interesting and it's weird and we could probably talk more about on patreon because youtube doesn't like when we talk about this stuff too much i just found the weird correlation with 2027 popping up over and over and over and over again yeah and it could just be like a 2012 situation all over again was it 2012 yeah but that was like more of the mayan calendar thing yeah that was it that was the that was it but i don't know there's just like that we haven't had a year i don't think that like has just felt so doomy with all these ancient correlations yeah so that's the that's the thing for me do you think back in the day people were doing like had these sort of predictions sure i'm sure right do you think it was less or more or like i think it was just different i mean like i always we always make the joke of like imagine like the mayans back in the day or ancient native tribes seeing a solar eclipse for the first time they probably thought the world was ending right like for them who didn't know you know that that had been absolutely crazy so so it's things like that you know but the magi traveled for years following a star so they were following predictions but for me it's one of those things we can't keep progressing like there's gonna be somebody that's too trigger happy that starts a nuclear war like we can't keep or like i mean it's a great reset like a ai takeover a whatever like it has to be something and it is like one of those sci-fi movies from the 80s where it's very dystopian, all these rich people and everyone else, like. everyone is living on the streets and it's just this terrible terrible apocalyptic type of world i just don't see that we keep going the way we're going now like this it's too crazy yeah like and maybe that's what everyone says but it's just like at what point i mean you can't keep creating ai verse yeah i mean did you see that new movie with chris pratt with the ai courtroom i didn't see it i heard i got terrible reviews but the concept of it is not far off because we've thought i mean we've had that where people you know you're you're seeing that like people are literally trying to use ai avatars in court and so it's like it would be it would make sense on paper like you know something that's unbiased but it's like how can you create that because the person that created it is not you know unbiased so it's weird man it's just strange it's just a weird weird world 2027 feels very doomy for some reason yeah i mean it feels doomy right now yeah so it's like it seems like well how is it going to get better yeah ai versus sasquatch who's going on top dude sasquatch he's got it yeah he's interdimensional ai knows nothing about sasquatch literally knows nothing about bigfoot i went on a sasquatch bigfoot hunt you know that i would love to hear about this when did this happen uh like two three years ago we're at in colorado there's a guy there who owns a bigfoot store like in kind of in the middle of the mountains and we hit him up i'm like hey we because he offers tours like we'd like to come experience this and so we went by horseback into the mountains in this camp and set up our tents and uh he was telling us all about everything he showed us his his shop he has a museum in his shop of all these artifacts and stuff and then at night we went out hunting and uh man like like sight like look hunting or like you got going guns and stuff oh yeah yeah oh yeah not not guns okay just walking around and him showing us like yep you see this right here and then uh it was just crazy and i was i'd never experienced anything like that nothing happened but i because i was like yelling i'm like if sasquatch is here like come get me because like i'm a tackle if i see anything i was like i'm gonna sprint after it yeah and the guy's like hey he's like taking me home and i'm like i'm gonna run after him i'm gonna run after him i'm gonna run after him he's got his cousin dressed up in a bigfoot costume maybe we should give him some space why'd you bring a knife i don't have a gun let's go over here i don't a real hunt was it was it a little spooky though i guess it was a little spooky we kept hearing stuff but i mean do you like scary stuff no i don't like scary stuff but it was just fascinating because everybody who was into that let alone their whole livelihood yeah and job is sasquatch stuff and he's claimed to have seen it yes he will he will expand upon any story multiple stories and like i'm like you almost kind of have to believe those guys a little bit if their whole life it's like if that happened to you you'd be like okay well now my whole life is trying to bring attention to the fact that i saw this bigfoot yeah well my wife and you know took the kids and left me at like the age of 23 and i had nothing else better to do i might just grab on to bigfoot he would show us like clips on cameras and sounds of of things as well and i mean definitely interesting and strange things to convince you at all your opinion changed at all no yeah but it was it was it was i was just like taking it all in i'm like this is fascinating like sure do you believe there is a bigfoot type of creature in the world no i don't i don't know why there would be yeah i feel like i don't know i just can't explain why but i'm just like why why would it not constantly show up and how is it this super intelligence or whatever people think it is and why uh it has to be if it is real it has to be some sort of demonic entity every i just want to mention every time someone says that they don't believe in bigfoot nate henry from blurry creatures loses a horcrux he's on the verge right now guys believe no it's just like santa's sleigh it doesn't work without the belief nate henry's legs don't work in the morning what's happening people are losing belief the world has to believe but i that's the only experience that is the only experience i've had so yeah i mean what i feel like my opinion isn't really solidified do you believe in aliens no no no none you're asking for it dude no i don't nothing i will literally like i said on the sasquatch hunt i'm like if he's here come get me like i'll take you on right now if there's an alien out there i'd like to see him try so i guess we we i i basically just talked too much during the alien thing what do you think about the whole ufo stuff then yeah like well i think what you kind of mentioned it like the government i feel like the government is involved in in some sort of deception of course like not a thing yeah i think the government is definitely involved but then if not then it's not a big deal i think it's a big deal i think it's a big deal there are if there is something the only thing i could pinpoint it on is like it's just demonic yeah it's some sort of because i i listened to a podcast recently of this uh this exorcist which i never seen anything like that never heard stories and i was just fascinated by and here i'm talking about like spiritual stuff i'm like clearly he's seen some things and the way he's describing what he has seen i'm like well i guess somebody could say that's an alien or something but it's just a demon manifesting in some sort of way or whatever's going on like we were saying earlier about the spiritual realm who knows what's going on i had a a friend i know he was super into new age and he was talking about his experience how he would astral project and he would you know astral project and he'd see his body and he would be able to see his whole neighborhood and he's like i remember going up there and there are all these spiritual beings who are very intrigued by me like how am i up there and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh here and they'd come and gravitate towards him and he saw around the neighborhood different portals and they did not want him to go over there and so his experience was he had a real experience of this and didn't know how to describe it in the spiritual realm like clearly stuff is going on in the spiritual realm that we don't understand what it looks like but it is probably some of the things that people describe exactly that but it's just demonic entities yeah causing disruption it's a reason why the cia did a study on acid and used it on civilians unknowingly unknowingly used them on civilians like there's something to it yeah that's that realm that the mind can access whenever it's open it's so scary it really is just terrifying the thing for me is like when people take hallucinogenics or things that make you trip and they always not always but like so commonly without like cross cultures you know different friend groups whatever but they arrive in the same trippy place or the same type of entities entities same things like i've talked to people they're like yeah this is what i heard they're like yeah i've done it i've seen it i'm like what i met this strange creature called goose bob this is my sleep paralysis demon you know terrifying i think like the things we experience too like for example when i was watching that podcast it was at night and i was in my room and it was all about like demons and exorcism and and i go outside of my room and in my hallway we have like a big rug and the rug was completely like folded over in a weird way because i just watched that podcast i was like tripping out i'm like i know my kids wouldn't do this i don't know why my wife would have done this and i was just like is something going on here i could have just left it at that and been like some something's going on here and i don't know how to explain it but then i went back in my room i'm like did you do this something to the rug for somebody and not put it back she's like oh yeah there's water that was coming in through the door and it spilled on the rug but i feel like maybe that's similar to a lot of people's experience without context yeah they're kind of like this is weird and i can't explain it because i didn't do it but clear is just my wife moving the rug yeah yeah yeah our minds get ahead of us quite a bit i was just reading uh psalm 91 over the girls' room the other night just you know just check them up in the night and just have the inkling and the idea just read it so i'll never say no to that because it's like why you know if my heart ever wants to read scripture it's like that's probably god you know like our bodies usually don't just like want to be like you know what at 10 o'clock at night i'm gonna read scripture in my girl's bedrooms and i was up there and i was literally like on her bunk bed just reading it out loud like whispering it and then no joke just feel something or felt like i saw and i literally got scared to even look over there but i forced myself to look over there and i just continue to keep reading it and it's stuff like that it's like you know like you don't know how much your mind tricks you or if there's actually something that's going on and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna stuff out there and that's the thing that thinks the problem with all of this deception it's like we're just not gonna know what's real what's not and so we just obviously we just had to cling to jesus but golly man it's just you just never know the bigfoot stuff is fun to me but when it goes demons like that's where i'm like because because there's a reality there like i i will never hunt again if my life becomes like trying to walk into the woods after doing a podcast where like even like you guys tell stories of seeing things or with that dude whenever i flash back to the halloween episode in your story like i have to fight to get that story out of my head, but yeah, I mean, I thought about it often. Yeah. Do you know what happened the other night? Uh, Lily, they went out with her friends, my wife, uh, to dinner and she was coming home. She called me. She's like, can you please meet me by the car? I'm like, what's up? She's like, I am so convinced. I just saw a ghost in the field right next to her house. I'm like, okay. I'm like, and I came out there. She's like, it, it looked like a ghost was in that field. Yeah. I'm like, okay, whatever. And she's like, can you please take the trash to the curb? I'm like, yeah, it was a scary thing. It's not a problem. I could do it. I ran so fast. Don't look at the field. So scary. I don't deal with scary stuff. Yeah. Hate scary stuff. Yeah. It's yeah. I mean, I would just like, if I had that feeling, I mean, there's obviously stuff that I don't like if I get convicted to not, I just won't fight against that, but everyone's different. So this is bad to fight against. What's that? Yeah. Very strange, spooky stuff. It feels like a Halloween episode. Almost a little bit. Yeah. You know, it's also spooky. What's going on with the airport? Yeah. Or I found an Orlando. I thought that was you guys drive or fly. Fly. You flew. Was it, was there any craziness that happened with your flight down here? Yeah. Well, they had to, we were about to take off and they're like the back bathroom pipe is not working. So we have to fix it. So we had to stop for like an hour. But getting through the airport was surprisingly good. That was great because that's not a lot of people's cases around the country. There's like people that are waiting like four hours. And of course it's the government shutdown with the not agreeing on the Homeland security budget or whatever. But I'm like, this is so silly that it's like, like just pay the TSA workers. Like that's like one of the most, cause they're, they're classified as essential workers TSA, but it's like, well, we're not, we can't pay you. We have to wait to pay you until this gets passed. And it's like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's crazy. But it's just, it's weird how it's like, it's just all weird stuff happening right now. But like the Denver airport, I don't know if you saw that all the electricity went out. No. What? Oh yeah. No, I didn't hear that. Yeah. All the electricity went out and there's a video of just thousands of people in there and just like a dark airport. That airport. That's the worst airport. I know. I know it's, that would be such a scary time for that place to like, that would be the worst time in the worst place to be in the gargoyle lights are turning red. That shouldn't be working. The blue cipher horse is the only thing that has power. It is in the airport all the time. It's just dark and you hear horse hooves. So scary. It's just the lights come on. It's just some guy with coconuts. You're like, what are you doing, man? Stop. Yeah, dude. And then there's the, the bomb threat on that flight to Nashville. Did you see that? No, did not. It was, I think they were going, was it from Atlanta to Nashville or no? It was Nashville, but they, they're, they're going South, but they had to do emergency landing in Atlanta because there's a bomb threat on the plane and they had sent a whole SWAT team in there and like arrested a dude. And then after that, it's like cancel flight, cancel flight, cancel. Our flight was canceled from California. Yeah. But they were screaming at this dude on the plane. Everyone on the plane, hands up, heads down, hands up, head like scream, dude. How terrifying is that on a plane? Like you're just like, you got your headphones in. You're just watching a show. And then suddenly, so he was yelling at our team. No, no, the SWAT team came on, told everyone, hands up, head down, because they were trying to find the guy who was on there that apparently, but nothing came out about him. Really? Yeah. As far as I could see. Yeah. I mean, they're not going to release anything probably, but imagine being passed out of sleep and then waking up to the whole plane. Yeah. So I don't know. There's, there's just, it's weird what's happening with the airports and stuff. A lot of fear. A lot of fear going on, dude. Yeah. Yeah. And with the media, we talked about it on the last podcast, I think with like the media talking about this imminent threat of Iran, um, targeting somewhere in California with a drone. And it's like, they're only saying California drone attack in California from Iran. It's like, that seems really specific. If it was like, I don't think Iran would just be like, we're going to attack, uh, California with a drone. I don't think that that's what they would do. I don't think so either. Also, it's like, yeah, we're going to sink San Francisco over the next couple of years. We're going to hit the fault lines perfectly. There's moving more and more people there just so it can be heavier. Okay. But did you see the, um, the chief of counterterrorism, how he just resigned? Did you see that? Yes. Yeah. I was wondering if you were going to go here. Yeah. I mean, cause I think one, everyone watching, I am completely ignorant. I am completely ignorant to everything and I am not educated in the realm of politics or geopolitics or anything. Come on. I'm just saying what I know, which is not a lot. Say what you heard. So this guy, Joe Kent, I urge everyone to go watch his interview with Tucker Carlson because it gave a ton of context. Joe Kent's a legitimate guy who was a leader in our government. Chief of counterterrorism. Yeah. So this dude was legit and then he quit. Right. He resigned. Yeah. Did this letter basically saying he served, uh, he did 11 tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, like hardcore stuff. Like he is a true patriot veteran. It says he loves God, all this stuff. But he was saying like, this is a really bad idea for the U S to get involved in this war. He said it's Iran was no threat to us. Like an immediate threat. He said there was no immediate threat. He said, this is a very bad idea. This is a very bad idea. And he said, this is a very bad idea. one here dude i mean golly man see what then youtube would have to pay us more money to prove that they're not shutting us down if we got them on that'd be great yeah anyways very revealing podcasts yeah learned a lot of things whether or not they're true or not it's just hear both sides of the story honestly sure but what do you think of the war i mean just kidding you don't have to answer that yeah it's pretty crazy what's going on and unfortunate at the end of the day about everything i mean yeah golly the war just sucks and there's a lot of people that don't even know about it we saw that this past weekend the war i mean like that we were talking with uh some of the ladies at the the party this past weekend and we're literally like you know we're talking about the war and we're talking about the war and we're talking about the Kelsey just says it's crazy that we're at war right now and then the other lady i don't i just don't want to drop names but then she's like what like we're at war and it's like i mean there's got to be there's so many people out there that just like just don't know those are the best pockets of people to find too yeah it's like it's great breath yeah it really is and it's just like man we're surrounded by this stuff i forget what conspiracy wise was dropping but when i went out to the the hunting camp hunters hunters envy uh i was hanging out and like i was like just trying to make small talk and i was like yeah do you guys hear about whatever they're like no but i had to go like 20 steps backwards and i was like you guys just don't care yeah i was like say that's shut up that's perfectly fine yeah let's just hang out in the woods i asked chat gpt what its opinion was on the war going on right now okay it said this is not a minor conflict it's one of the most serious geopolitical escalations in years it is accurate uh there is still heavy global pressure to de-escalate so there's obviously a lot of people out there that are like oh we're not going to and that was joe kent's that's his whole message at the end he's like he said i have full faith that trump could in fact de-escalate this war he said he said it'd be a little difficult but he's like i believe that he could do it yeah why not so it's like there's a hope message with it like and that should be the goal if that's not the goal yeah then what are we doing you know and that's like i don't want to be a part of that because this whole thing like because he he was clear that to fight in afghanistan and iraq because of the lie that was told with weapons of mass destruction and he's like i would he said i was so mad at those government officials that were in the vietnam war that went and fought vietnam under a false pretense to urging us to go fight under a false pretense and he's like i'm not going to stand by and allow young men to go fight under a false pretense yeah without him trying to at least say something about it yeah yeah so let's take take it to it a deeper level who would who or what would you go to war with satan i would fight them i don't know in a in a real answer no it doesn't have to be real okay fake um who are we all going to war against or what thing i hope hopefully aliens whatever took chuck norris out yes there it is hmm whether it was cancer whether it was a hit man it had to have been the strongest thing in the world yeah yeah literally intergalactic i think so probably i think so intergalactic planetary yeah bad bad answers only each go around man it started with me i normally play off of what they answer i said chuck norris yeah whatever killed chuck norris you go fight yeah absolutely draft me right now a bigfoot war would be cool dude i don't one bigfoot but like a civil war like there's good bigfoots and bad bigfoots and there are one one group of bigfoots is being discriminated against yeah yeah dude i'd fight on that side i think that the legend of atlantis is real but i think that a previous civilization which has been destroyed buried the tech that's there and so i think atlantis is going to resurface and it's going to be atlantis yeah that's fun what a fun one war that would be so the technology would just still work so the tech they have reinvented their technology to resurface the barricade that was established to keep them below so we have to take ai and our modern tech to fight the ancient tech that they used to war with that still lives under the surface whoa that's a good answer michael bay start writing we need this movie michael bay that would be legendary we'd have the transformers on our side yeah underwater explosions yes please there is oxygen in water do you know that um michael bay actually put john mclean bruce willis's character from diehard in the pearl harbor scene in the scene no way yeah it's in the background he just has michael like john mclean walking in the background it's so funny that's great he added him digitally in there i'm like that's the coolest thing i haven't seen speaking of pearl harbor movies i haven't seen pearl harbor it's pretty terrible i've seen clips it looks awful we're gonna bend the pearl harbor i always say well i bet you have hey i bet you have um did you see what trump said to japan's prime minister pretty that was great yes yeah that was real i feel like everything i see people are in the comments is this real is this ai i know yeah he's like japan they're great at surprises he's like why didn't you tell me about pearl harbor yeah it's like oh well why did he say that but also like what kind of question why weren't we informed he's like well we were keeping it close keep it a surprise you should know about surprises everyone goes like you heard they're they're laughing before when he's like japan's great surprise everyone's like ha ha ha he's like what about pearl harbor and i was like oh this is awkward we're also great at surprise remember that sequel okay all right trump cut his inaudible trump yeah oh golly dude i'm hoping there's a chance how fun would that be we always have the longest song ever he's just in there incredible he just we should all go and like hero does spray tan oh i would i would 110 i'd be as orange as this couch bro it would be amazing gaslighting trump would be the the cherry on top yeah dude that'd be great since we're back on trump just look at this tell me that that's not that's not weird what that's the that's the guy cyrus cyrus the great baron with time traveler dude the time traveler stuff is wild you you've heard about that right we talked about a long time ago on the podcast i even forget the context of what we're talking about but there's basically a book i i don't even know if i can talk about it because i don't know i don't remember enough about it the adventures of baron adventures of baron or something like that odyssey and he had like a the doctor in it or something or his uncle was donald the dawn the dawn yeah and it's all about time traveling and yeah then there's that that's that was like the prequel of the sequel to another book called the last president and it was just as wild stuff um yeah my recall is terrible you think we'd get better at it you think over time we'd be like we'd still be able to retain more but i think that's the name of the game with like misinformation and stuff though is like you tell enough stories that are similar to each other and you don't remember the thread that actually the true thread that weaves everything together but then you see people like sam tripley and jesse michael jesse michael's crazy yeah i've i've even googled how to improve my recall and they're like just read more and you're like what i don't know i don't have time for that how many times have you googled the the search is purple oh you just find out you have early onset alzheimer's you know it's great so you don't believe in bigfoot no is there any type of cryptid that you're like well maybe i just have never experienced anything and i just i'm kind of like this you know you're asking for it man it's going to happen one day and you're going to come to why did it why didn't it happen when i yeah it was in the middle of the woods in nowhere and horseback oh they're intellectual beings dude they know you said it would be too easy why does he want to hide from me because he didn't want to be chased obviously why not he's more he's more mature than we are he's like i don't i don't need to be famous on youtube i'll put the camera down and we'll have a duel try it again all right guys sitting in bigfoot bring him out just an eight foot creature if i were going to elevator pitch you because this is the one that convinces me most that it's possible i'll frame it that way is the whole the native american totems every creature on them is real but they have a big foot in the north and so why is there a single hypothetical creature on their totem when every every other one eagle bear like everything else exists but then they have a sasquatch type character and then we get stories like this the skunk ape out of florida is like one of the ones that people believe in there's like a woman we talked about it where she reported like an orangutan type thing actually fired a photo off never got disproven never got disproven it's a flash film photo not edited and it's just an ape creature that's in her yard she was like she was like i think something escaped the zoo and is like eating the apples in my yard she's like can you just like i don't know you're the cops like handle it that was the phone call and they like look at the photo they call the zoos and everyone's like uh i just sent the photo to you i don't know what to tell you but i guess your picture is real are you pulling a prank on us no she's like i just want it to quit eating my apples it does kind of look like an orangutan that's what she reported an orangutan in my florida backyard but i think the thing like with the trees and everything it was like eight feet tall yeah so she walks out of her front door back door and just has her uh well she knew something was getting into her apples she's like trying to like figure out what it is pops the flash and that's what's there gosh yeah that's terrifying another argument would be that if there's only maybe just a handful of bigfoot creatures in the wild maybe this argument wouldn't work so well for you because you're from colorado but like how many times have you seen a grizzly bear in the woods like never that's what i'm saying there's thousands and thousands of grizzly bears at least two to play devil's advocate the game camera one is weird the fact that they don't show up on game cameras hello we're trying to convert you to believe in bigfoot you guys all believe in bigfoot he already believes in jesus what else is there i mean we gotta we gotta have some apologetics somehow you know like this that's how we gotta convince him um hit me yeah i mean i don't know uh the nephilim nice yeah there we go that's better you're there you're almost there so what so if you believe in nephilim and the angels fell and there are verses referring to creature relations what would the offspring potentially be that's a good point never heard and i haven't heard that point we're closer wait so they were they were the nephilim were doing stuff with animals uh what talks about in the book of enoch the the watchers basically bastardizing god's creation by yep making these hybrid animal things that's where like a lot of people believe the old like mythology like mermaids and all that stuff is actually they're trying to mar creation i mean that's very interesting yeah so you believe so the nephilim ah yeah it's it's so beyond my trying to understand that's a lot that happened we don't know yeah the pyramids are still pyramids are crazy with the stuff that they found under it too or with the the scans you saw that oh the scans oh my gosh crazy dude how'd they scan oh they went in and just like what's underneath it yeah this was a guy from sweden or something you tell them about it i'll pull up the photo he's been on jesse michael's podcast twice i believe and i think on joe rogan's um but he recently did a scan a couple months back and he's been on jesse michael's podcast twice i believe and i and revealed these structures underneath the pyramids all three of them where it's these giant was it like six or eight pillars yeah but there's like like coiled pillars that just descend like a mile plus underneath these pyramids hundreds and hundreds of feet so those are the pyramids right there these are the coils and so that's and then so if you'd like to go further it it literally looks like some sort of conductive coil what are they what is he saying that is well there's a lot of people are alleging that the perfect alignment of the stones like you think about like how some temples like vibrate like frequency there's chemicals that they find in certain chambers that like it wasn't conductive to like some sort of like battery type situation where they actually um conductors of some sort of energy so don't know jeez the weird just look cool we like we land it we don't know but it's weird that they scanned and like so what you do know is something is under there that no one's talked about forever and now they're like well let's figure that out and uh zahi halas right that's his name like all of the egyptian authorities are like no don't look further like they just shut down and it's like this would be if it really was egyptians that built all this this would be a celebration of technology that your people advanced beyond anyone else so why would you not be like this is like look at what we did this long ago but so they're shutting the whole narrative of what they've taught right a hundred plus years yeah i love the theory though that the egyptians came across the pyramids and the sphinx yeah that it was already there how scary would that be that'd be so scary i love that his face is like this is like new to him yeah yeah have you seen have you seen the sphinx like how it doesn't make sense no okay they build the pyramid in perfect geometry like the shapes are perfect they align perfectly on the planet aligned with the stars like they are whoever built it we can agree expert at proportion and lining things up right beyond what we could do now beyond like literally how is it then that the pharaoh head on the sphinx is so flipping tiny compared to the body have you seen that photo no would you like to continue because i can't look up the photo yeah well basically they're saying that they've came across this sphinx and it was this old ancient civilization technologically advanced that built this stuff and that they actually reshaped the head of the sphinx to make it a pharaoh but there's like this water corrosion on the sphinx that would predate it way earlier than when the egyptians or when they claim that the egyptians made it so meaning like there's a great flood story involved in the whole thing look how small that head is compared to the body some people have small heads that's true you have a big head i have a really big head i think a lot of it's the hair also just big heads maybe yeah anyways the nephilim man i mean the beginning of enoch is wild it is wild so it makes sense that these beings you know have all these abilities that go beyond our understanding at the end of the day i don't think it really matters i actually i know it doesn't matter but it's really fun yeah no it is west hub's quote on it is fire yes do you remember what he said yeah he said when or what what was the interview who is he talking to sean ryan right no this was with the diary of ceo steven was it yeah okay anyways he like what do you think about it i think shut up he's but he says i think i never want to scream about things that scripture whispers i was like there was something along those lines and i was like well said kind of flies in the face of this podcast but well said well we'll never but there's things that god hides and whispers and things that hey still small voice guy yeah still small voice yeah he was in the whisper with elijah and i'm gonna shout about that all day i mean all this stuff against the voice of god oh hot take andrew guess we're gonna have to get him on the podcast to figure it out we need to challenge you to a sword fight like imagine a uh a tribe in the middle of the jungle who's never heard of electricity and you're trying to explain it to them how would you explain it taser they they probably still wouldn't be able to grasp yeah that's probably like some of all this stuff it's like it probably has an explanation but we that tribe it's gonna take a long time to really break it down because they've lived their whole life not knowing this exists and here's how it makes sense it's a isn't that a crazy like so that there has to be stuff like that for us yeah sure there has to be there's no way we know how prideful to think that there isn't yeah yeah why are they building up to heaven exactly tower badly they know something's going on and they're like ah we're gonna get there yeah it's weird very weird stuff let's build our own tower what was the naper gotsy joke where he's like go back in time he said i'd be i'd be useless yeah we got we got these things called phones cool how do they work i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know how to work how do you make it i don't know that either i can tell you who wins the 1972 super bowl though oh well justin yeah thank you for coming this was awesome thanks for having me on of course it's been a long time coming i know we've been chatting for a while and you guys sent me the gear over the years i love you guys stuff yeah we love you too we're excited for you on your new adventure new chapter your new book everyone link in description it drops this drops next week so it comes out the 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