185 - Iran War Secrets, Celebrities Clones & the Gulf Stream Collapse

Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen, Holly Wood just got Holly weird because Jim Carrier and Selena Gomez Guess what? They've switched bodies. Are they a part of a demonic ritual? I don't know. We'll find out Better grab a jacket folks because the ice age is coming that's right the Gulf Stream is collapsing before our very eyes It's about to get a lot colder and a lot scarier and we've all seen the headlines about the war in Iran But is there something more ancient and more sinister going on behind the scenes? Wow, I ran more like you ran to the comments to leave a comment to possibly win some merch almost had it I think you guys did a really good job Now you got to take it home And I will when I think of what I'm supposed to say Sure right off the top go ahead because this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday cool so watch this or listen Thank you a lot of hands Oh No, you started it this morning. Yeah, I'm your gap person over there. Are you are you? 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Oh, or it's got a baby He's got a baby and a baby so cute. Oh, oh, so awesome. No, David in the building. Not he's behind the he's over there in the corner He's crazy cute. He's so cute. He is adorable. He's like the white version of me picture. Yeah Little yeah, he's white Yeah, I hear the white version So like we gave him his first bath and you know didn't realize how grimy his hair had gotten cuz definitely he went from black hair I was like, oh, you're light-haired. Yeah, it'll probably change though. I'm sure. Yeah, I can't wait to see what color his eyes are Yeah, he has that like light brown kind of thing and then I got the green in mind. So Olivia's Asian, you may never know Day no, but the Joshua we saw the first picture of the baby is like wow so Asian It's like he's also just got his eyes closed. I mean, that's not I'm not gonna pop this photo up But did you see the one I sent him where I said it looks like Jason? Oh, I don't think so. Dude, I'm not gonna put that one on the screen. I did see the one that is him smiling and then Kelsey's like Oh, he's so cute. That's definitely a fart though. Like he was definitely pooping That's so funny. So funny. Yeah, he's the best where we're learning, you know, everyone tells you prepare for it There's no there's no preparing. I did I did all the things every machine you can have if that kid ever like grows up and says I had a hard childhood. I'm gonna show him photos of his like diaper wipe warmer I know you have the busiest life. Yeah, but yeah, there's no preparing. Just going along. You guys have a diaper wipe warmer It is a game changer. Wow. They're pretty cool. They do dry out your wipes faster though. That's the only thing this one stays wet It's got like a seal But yeah, Demi Zolo always like flinch a little bit whenever we drop. Yeah, he would scream Ah, what's happening stop this madness Congratulations Andrew So now we're like basically caught up on the podcast. So this with the things that we're talking about today We're still a week in advance. So some things might change, but The world's been crazy y'all. Yeah, a lot has happened since I mean because we've taken basically almost like two and a half weeks off Yeah, so this has been really nice a lot of stuff has happened A lot of stuff. Yeah, including us getting a major box of Cendero goods. Yeah, baby Dude sick stuff. Cendero. It besides Cenday cool merch Cendero merch is my second favorite. It's a photo. So we is all ahead of horse theme birthday party this weekend and Andy Josh and myself all wore the same t-shirt. Yeah, Mon and Antana. Yeah, so guys go check out Cendero's new Fall line. Is it fall line spring line spring line? It's that would be really early for fall. Yeah, um Cendero PC dot com Yeah, they're legitimately the the greatest stuff outside of Sunday cool, which it's incredible their hats their shirts Um are truly Top notch incredible stuff speaking of fun things I watched a movie this weekend Lillie. I don't know. You're right. What do you want? I was just called hamnet Not big deal watch it last night. Did you really watch it? I watched it last night Yeah, I was lying. Oh my Yeah, we watch it. She watched it. She watched it. We were up till midnight watching that thing. What and it was 3 out of 10 Honestly, 3 out of 10 just kidding. It was probably 10 out of 10 I didn't do it afterwards afterwards. I was like I know this is what this is fun for me I honestly afterwards. I was like maybe 9.7, but I was like trying to think of the flaws in it I'm like, I just don't know if there's any Thing that I did not enjoy about it Yeah, I mean, it's such a good movie So dude, she's insane. What's her name? Jesse Buckley. Oh, she's up for an Oscar too. I know. Well, she won she won something. I don't know what she won But she's not yet, but I mean, I don't I could see that she does. Yeah, did you cry? Oh, yeah, multiple times. Yeah. Yeah, it was so sad that She it was literally like it was a hard night for her like it was like legitimately crying throughout and then Even after the movie. She was just like wrecked But did you say it was good or was she just loved it? She was really yeah, she was she loved it She we were talking about this morning over over coffee and it was just like It was so good. So like the scene where Sorry, Andrew Spoiler alert for anyone who's yeah I don't spoil too much. You would love it. Okay. I mean, but it is tough. The part where She's not even invited. Yeah, her evil stepmother Comes up and is like I told you it's no longer a comedy. It's a tragedy And she sees her son's name on the pamphlet. Yeah And she and then Bartholomew's like I'll take you. We'll go And they go and there she is Witnessing her grief on stage. Yeah, but also not knowing her husband was in Like she's assuming he's this you know rock star wherever living his life in London having good time And then like find me out that he's grieving in his own way this whole stink in time. Yeah in a beautiful way And showcasing in all to the world But also the story that he shares with her in the woods at the very beginning That being with the the Greek story That being a turn like with that that they're wedding look at me and then when he's walking off stage look at me like And then the hole in the trees When he looks at the cave in the tree at the once he gives birth and it's like It's so amazing to symbolism throughout the whole movie. Yeah, acting's incredible. What's his name? Paul Mescal? Yeah, Paul Mescal, which can be his real name So good. I mean like you see even gladiator and then you see him with something like this Oh, dude, and he says in interviews, he's like I just took a back seat He's like this movie is about Jesse. I mean, yeah, she was like a captivating every every scene she was like insane. Didn't him look like Taylor He doesn't know this. He didn't. Yeah, I mean no, I mean I but do that kid could act that with like I legitimately thought I was like This kid thinks this is for real like that was a really every scene with the kid. I was like this guy's incredible Yeah, man, it blew me away speaking of incredible. Do you want a song? Yeah Okay, I'm so glad you watched the Andy. I feel so much better. I know you really Really made us you forced us to do that. Do you think I spoiled it after you watched it? Was it spoiled? I think I would have because it I think the opening scene says something about the death of hamnet. Yeah I mean, it's a historical event. I know, but I didn't know that So he wants to say it's a historical event You didn't know any of that stuff either before you start watching it. So it's like true So that's so that's the fact like you can't throw it back at me if you didn't even know But yes, I'm saying I probably would have been spoiled from the very get go because I said the death of hamnet So which I think is a bummer because it's like take that out because some people like me or who are ignorant wouldn't have known. Yeah. So do the book is like so much. Oh, what in the world? The book is narrated by Jesse Buckley. Oh, cool. She's awesome. Nice. I think it's gonna be a good show. No, no, it's gonna be a good song. and I ain't no going home, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I - I did that. - You're about to buckle over, but I made that. - I made that. - I made that. - And I'm going to make this pocket for good pocket. - We're going to take you to me number one. - Stop. 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Wow! ♪ I hope you hear me punch the monkey ♪ ♪ There is no doubt you're truly great ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ For you I spend all kinds of money ♪ ♪ In my book you're the best primate ♪ (upbeat music) - I hope you hear me! - You use them no idea we were doing my braids today. It's not good for me. - Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare! (laughs) - Yep, it's about punch. - Oh, punch the monkey. - Yeah, for those of you who don't know a punch the monkey, which my wife did, and she was devastated by that. - That's a hard clip to watch. - I mean, the ones who punch have hammed it and then finding out about punch the monkeys. Not great for your overall well-being. - Sounds like Kelsey needs to go to the ocean. - Oh! - Possibly? - Maybe? - You know what? - Let's book a drip this week. (laughs) - Everyone be quiet please. - Okay. - I want to have fun. - We all do. - There's not a lot of fun having in the world right now. - Sure is it. - Not a lot of fun happening in the world right now. - Pff. - Honestly, scary stuff. - Yeah. - Sad stuff. - I think we all know what's happening. - The current climate of what is happening. - Yeah. - I didn't see it in it. - Sad man. - You know the. (grunts) - Yeah. - So my question, will he? - This is sitting by if you're not my question. The question I'm about to say. Lily, do they deserve it? - Oh. - I'm not answering that. - Well, it's the answer now. - I'm literally not gonna answer it. So go ahead and move on with the show. - I wish we could. - I wish we could. - Golly, I wish we could. - I don't know when I'm agreeing to. - I don't know what you think you're not agreeing to. - I'm not answering it. - The fact that you're hesitating is saying a lot. - Well, I think it's better for you just to answer because no matter how you answer, I think it's not gonna be better than what you're doing right now, which is not answering it. - Have Andrew go first. - Andrew's already answered this question. - I was in here, I didn't know what he said. - Don't put this on him, he's sleepy. - Just because you weren't listening. - He's sleepy, let him rest. - Golly, he's tired. It's a new daddy. - You had to or no. - I'm not answering it because I don't know when I'm agreeing to give me more context. - I just poked. - Bad? - Yeah. - That's really scary. - Do they deserve it? - We're not moving on until you answer the question. - These are from our viewers. - I don't want to answer because I don't know what I'm agreeing to. - You know what we're talking about? You know what we're talking about. We just don't want to say it out loud. - None of us want to do this. No one wants to answer this question. - No, they did not deserve it. - That's what you wrote on the pillow. I'm glad you had the courage to at least do that, Lil. - I'm courageous. - But now I'm really disappointed. No, they didn't deserve it. Obviously we're talking about the US men's hockey team morning the Olympics. - I didn't know that. - The puck in and everyone's, yeah, yeah. They don't deserve that? - They beat Canada, Lil. - They beat Canada. - Or nerdy neighbors of the North. - North, North Mexico? They beat them fair and square. And over time, we haven't won a US gold Olympics in men's hockey since 1980. Do you know what we call that? The miracle. - Yeah. - The miracle on ice. - You must say needs this. And not only did they win, the females won. - The females won. - The women's Olympic team also won gold. - I'm very happy. - But no, they didn't deserve that. - Nope. - Not a chance. - No, I don't care about them. - I don't care about the passion that they put in the dedication work. - The years of hard work. - The Patriotism. - The Patriotism, what America needed this? - We did. - We needed this win. - We needed this. - And you're like, nah. - No, no, I got him. - Pass. - I don't need the anal desire, man. - I wish they were bad boys. - Did you hear they were bad boys after that? - Oh, don't even. Hey, start with that. - So what could it be? - Kick 'em while they're down, huh? - Yeah, kick 'em while they're down. He got his teeth knocked out. That one dude got his teeth knocked out. - Yeah, let 'em do whatever he needs to do. - They could have died. - They could have died, well. People died in hockey all the time. They freeze the death. They get their faces cut. The teeth knocked out. - Collie. - Their heart's broken. - The work. - The sacrifice that they put in. Them leaving their families behind to win a gold medal for this country. - They sacrifice their lives for us. - Then no, no. I don't care. Oh, yes, guys, here are her first. What did I say? - Welcome to the show. - Huh? (laughing) (upbeat music) - Can I say my joke? - I'm in. - Wonderful. (upbeat music) (screaming) - I said empty your heart. - You were. - Watch your heart. - Poppin' jaws out there! (upbeat music) - Let me tell you something. 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All right, let's give credit what credit is due, even though Lily won't. - I've been completely separate from everything going on in the world for the last like two weeks. I'm counting on you guys to fill me in. - There's quite a bit. - Literally everything. - I feel like I missed. that's a couple crazy weeks. - I lost my mark. - Elon Musk is now mayor of New York, which is pretty cool. - Nice. - I thought that was real, I was like, what? - No, the USA hockey team, that's crazy. It feels so good to have two gold medals like that. - Yeah. - But, I want to Canada say, he said, the one of the players from Canada, he's like, let history will say who, which team does it actually deserve to win. - It's like, no one ever says that about 18 ever us, you've lost. - Yeah, you see them in curling too? - Yeah. - Cussing and screaming, it's like, dude, relax. - You can't hate it. - You guys, guys, come on, Canada. - They're going through a lot, though. - I love our Canadian listeners. - I do too. - I don't love the people who don't listen to this podcast, right? - Yeah. - I'll go on record and say that. - Sure. (laughing) - But yeah, we beat 'em fair and square. - And which is pretty great. But the call that Donald Trump gave, - Yeah, tell me about this. - The men's Olympic team, right after the win, all the guys were stoked, 'cause these guys are patriots. They love USA. They love America. - I know all the other American gold medalists were like, - I don't stand with my country. - Yeah. - I don't like that. - Go do, we love our country. - And then you have the-- - Well, the good or bad, we love teams like, I love the United States and America. - It's amazing, you could actually even say that. Imagine another country saying that. - Yeah, so Donald Trump calls the US team and all the guys are standing around. And he says, we're gonna bring you to the White House. It's just gonna be great. It's gonna be wonderful. But I do laugh to let you know we're gonna have to invite the women's as well. You know, I get canceled by the left if the Democrats have that out, if I didn't. And then all the guys just erupt in laughter and stuff like that. It was a joke. And obviously he would have invited the women's team. He does that for all of the women, national teams, all that stuff. But people were just like crazy. One, because one of the players of the US men's team, one of the players' moms is like a coach on the women's goal. So they're like, yeah, yeah. Why would you do that? Why would you, whatever? I don't know. I don't like it as a girl dad. I'd be like ticked probably to you if I heard that. You know, I'm like, could over yourself. - That's a dumb joke. - But also, it's a dumb joke. It's bad. - It's just guys being guys. - Yeah, it's just the locker room done, maybe. - Like we talk about like Killtony. Like when you started introducing me to that, you're like, it's a bit. Everybody there knows what it is. And that's how comedy works. And that's fine. The problem is we're talking about the president. - It's not a stand up committee, yeah. So it is tough because it obviously was just a bad dumb joke. And also, they're in the light of the moment. They're talking with the president. You're gonna laugh at a joke. It's just like gonna happen. And so, whatever. - You know what I wasn't in-- - Oh, they're in the hockey team for laughing. - Oh, yeah, I rate. There was people I rate about it. - Oh man. - That's chill out. - Yeah, it's like, first of all, yeah, it's like one that you're once again letting someone else divide you. And also the men's hockey team loves the women's hockey team. Like it's, they obviously do. - Easy. - No one I wasn't a fan of is Kashpatel being in the locker and celebrating with him. - Wasn't he really-- - What? - You didn't? - What was he doing there? - He was there for the Olympics. - Oh, that's baloney. - During what, the crazy stuff that's happening in America, like Walt Kashpatel, one, he took the CIA or the FBI's plane to Italy for the Olympics. - Of course. - But yeah, he's in the locker room right after they won. But during that time, you heard about the shooter at Mar-a-Lago. - No, I didn't. - Oh man. This kid goes in there, hops the fence or whatever, with a gas can and a loaded shotgun. - Oh my goodness. - In Mar-a-Lago, and they took him out. But like all this stuff is happening. Kashpatel's there, just shotgunning beers with the US hockey team. And she's like, dude, you're the FBI director. - Also, that's kind of the lame, it's like government like figure that I would want in my locker room for a celebration. - I know. - It's like, that guy's not about it. - Yeah, he was a sellout by the list. - Yeah. - There's a lot of distractions happening with the list. - A lot. - Everyone's talking about stuff. - Even SNL's making fun of it. Like, it's just like, that what's your name? Veronica had a big part on weekend update, but just about like how like, we're just like distracting everything from the files. - Yeah. - It's wild, man. It's so crazy. So, the, well, first of all, before we move on from the Olympics, did you see the ice skater accident? - Yeah, the speed skating. - Oh, dude, you saw it? Lily, did you see it? - No. - Did they ever show the aftermath? - I don't think so. - No, I haven't seen that, but just where it hits and you know how hard it is. - And instantly-- - Yeah, it was Will, you have TikTok? - Yeah. - Okay, let me send this thing to you real quick, 'cause you need it. We need your reaction. - The cut doesn't get me. It's the pop. - Okay. - It's so rough, dude. - It's a rough one. I just said it's a little bit. - I turned the volume up. - Oh, thanks. - I didn't, I thought you guys have already seen it. - Oh! (laughing) - Is it rough? - Isn't that gnarly? - It's terrible. It's so terrible. It's being in a terrible-- (laughing) - I seem like such a dangerous sport. - Yeah, it's crazy. - How rare that happens though, is rare. - You think there's be like bumpers on the back or something. The rarity of it's so rare. - The rarity is incredibly rare. You know, it's not rare. It actually is rare. What's happening with Hank? - Hank. - Hank Green? - No. - Hank too. - Hank on TikTok. - I don't think so. - There's this video posted about, they were talking about like how terrible process foods are and all this stuff. This guy named Hank commented on this TikTok. He says, "We all die in 12 days anyway." (laughing) - What? - What? Hold on. - And some people were like, "Hey, what are you talking about?" - Hank, please. - Oh, I think there's no, no, yeah, I was on Instagram. And on his story, every single day, he said, "11 days left, 10 days left." And people are like, I mean, thousands of people are like, "What is Hank talking about?" - What is this day gonna fall on? - Comes down to zero. It was Hank's birthday. (laughing) - Oh man, happy birthday, Hank. - Happy birthday. - That's fun. (laughing) - Maybe hundreds of thousands of people wish a happy birthday. - That's so funny. (laughing) - Dude, that was actually good. - That's crazy. - Is it a matter of, we all die in 12 days anyway. (laughing) - We were like, what? - He's just planning a rager. (laughing) - That is so funny. - Hank, you're the best. - He said, "Happy birthday to me." (laughing) - You know that, I wonder if he figured, if he thought that would catch on. Maybe that was the plan, or if it just started catching on, he's like, "Oh, loves, got down to my birthday." (laughing) That's hilarious. That's all somebody, I do, I love on TikTok where someone will comment. Like that one guy showed you, he was like this old man, he was trying to flirt with him. He was like, he complimented, like, you're so pretty. And he was like, jeffery or something like that. And then every hundreds of comments, were like, "Hey, jeffery's shooting is shot." - Go jeffery. - Go jeffery, go jeffery. - Oh, jeffery. - There's this other one where he was, it was like this huge viral video and one guy commented, it's like, "Hey, I sent you a DM." And he was like, you know, like some guy named like Tracy. And then everyone's like, "Hey, Tracy would like a word with you." (laughing) - Hey, let's get back to Tracy on this. - People just grab onto the one comment. - I think it's so funny. - It's so funny. - Speaking of not funny, you're almost dying. - Don't say it. - Do you hear about that guy in Florida? - No. - Oh, this is crazy. - This is absolutely insane. - Not mad. - This needs to be a movie one day. - I mean, yeah, this is the 127 hours version with Florida. - Dude. - This man in his 30s just got broken up with and it was Valentine's Day. - Oh, on Valentine's Day? - I don't know if it was on Valentine's Day, but he went missing on Valentine's Day. They found him 10 days later, alive and stuck in a mud pit up to his neck. Yeah, is that not insane? - Where? - Somewhere in Florida? - I'm actually not sure. - A mud pit. - It was like a pond, like a dry pond, and he was walking or allowing it and fell in like mud and couldn't get out. Sink up to his neck, was stuck there for 10 days, lived for 10 days. Stuck up to his neck and mud. Took him three hours to get out. Like they had like a fire truck, a bunch of police officers and they had to like do ladders and boards and stuff to get him out. - Oh my word. - Yeah, took from County. - What is it? - Hutton County. That's not far from us, is it? - So it's a Vulcan materials company site. He was found in their site. So the headline says Florida man stuck in quicksand, but apparently it was like some construction site. So it's like not a natural like a thing that you can fall into. - What was he doing in there? - There's Valentine's Day. He's just gonna broke up with. Dude's just on a spirit walk. - You don't walk through so volcanic ash mud piles when you get broke up with? - No. - Apparently you've never had your heart broken, Will. - You're not. - It's whatever guy does. - You always do the breaking up. - Usually. - Thanks. - Yikes. - It's scared. - And I've all just been broken up with. (laughing) - There's a guy I saw, he's like things I'm allowed to call you and he was doing like a presentation for his like wife. He's like my first wife. I'm allowed to call you my first wife. 'Cause I'm also allowed to call you my ex-girlfriend. (laughing) He says 'cause you're my wife now. - It was so funny. - Yeah, it's dude, that would be so scared. - Oh my goodness. - I'm just imagining like 10 days. - Sun up, sun down, sun up, sun down. - No food, no water, maybe a little bit of water with rain or something, but like house. - But that was also during that insane cold front too. - Oh. - What if that held it? - Oh the mud would have been so freezing. - Oh my goodness. It's an it's miraculous. - All right, keep kept them alive. - Yeah, like 30. - Cold mud's like pretty bad though, dude. - What do I mean, he's like, what? Five foot deep in it, like thinking about the turtles that survive the praises. - Dude. - It's like insulating. - So lucky he got found. - Yeah. - So lucky. - Hey, dimensions, see. - I'm in the mind, dimensions, seeing that. You're the construction guy walking through and you're like, dude, there's a body. I can't believe. - Oh. - Yeah. - Just ahead of you. - 10 days though. - That's insane. - Terrifying. - What if it like slowed his heart rate, like the pressure? - No, no, man, that's crazy. - I wonder if his girlfriend took him back. - Probably not. - Let's all see the way I want to go. - No, they gave her the X. They said. (laughing) - Ew, you got stuck in mud for 10 days. - You couldn't climb out. That's, I thought you were a man. (laughing) - My gosh. - We haven't talked about it on the main pod, but like that one Olympic guy who confessed on live TV. - Oh, we talked about it on the live, but not on the main pod. - Oh yeah. - So wild. - Dude, crazy. - Oh, this guy comes out and where was he from? Switzerland, Norway. - Norway, Sweden, or something like that. - One of those. - Yeah, he just gets done doing a skiing event, wins bronze on top of the world. Bronze in the Olympics, that's huge, right? So they come over and he's getting interviewed and he completely starts breaking down and says basically that he had his love of his life. He was a married, he was his girlfriend. - Oh, she had a shot. - No. - Not that she didn't honor. He admits on live TV that he cheated on his girlfriend and is hoping that by him and Barris and himself in front of the whole world that she's gonna come back. - So did she know already? - Yes. - Okay. - Yeah, so that was him just kind of just, yeah, taken one last, like hopefully this works. - I guess, I think it's a lie. - I was on. - Occurred during the Olympics. - Possibly. - I don't think so. - Okay. - I don't know. - Apparently that's like Crazy Count, which is Scrooops. - Yeah, it's crazy. - We'll talk about it later. - Do you ever, I guess that whole thing. - Did you watch any of the Olympics where they like say their professions? - I think so. - I forget what the sport was. It may have been like Bob sledding, but they start like listing off like what the dudes do. And it's like, this guy is a sales clerk. And it's like all this stuff that it's like, it's so weird to me to be like. - I guess I've never even thought about that. - Till this moment. - To the moment. - Absolute best at something. And there it's like, all right, go back groceries. - Yeah, because you know what I'm saying over here. - I see professional Bob sledding anytime of the year on anything besides the Olympics. So they have to be doing something else. - Yeah, I never thought about that until this moment. You know, I'm like. - They did it right in all year. - Well, they do. But that's like them. - I'm sure that Jim, you know, like that's their workout. Their nine to five is random stuff. - That's so weird. - Yeah, that's crazy. Could you imagine just like, and you just get bullied at work at like your sales job all the time about like, and it's like, you're never meeting your quota. People are always ranked a little bit higher, bringing in more sales than you. And it's like, what do you see on a freeing Bob sled? - The guy in the cubicle next to you is like, yeah, close all of your deals while you were gone. - There was a lady that used to work for my dad at his old T-shirt company. - Yeah. - Like, and she was, I forget her name. She was an older lady. I think she worked in like finance or something. Not very nice. I just remember her being very grouchy. But she was an Olympic ski shooter. - Wow. - Back in the day. - Cool. - That's dope. - An Olympic ski shooter. - Yeah, I mean, you would never know. That's a cool thing. It's like, you're just walking around. You have no idea these people are that talented. - I know. That's also scary. Speaking of scary. - I'm gonna let the gymnast. - Huh? (laughing) - I do the gymnastics. (laughing) - Well, you're so funny. You're so funny. - Believe it. Canada. - Canada, is that it again? - Oh man, you guys. - East Alaska? - See. - Yeah. - Yeah. Montreal. - Hmm. - You hear about that bakery? - Yes. - The bakery in Montreal. No, I have not heard anything. - So this news thing about it. This bakery in Montreal, they have a TikTok and they're just posting videos about the bakery. - They're croissants. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - What? - This is from the government of Canada. The federal law that if you advertise in English or any other language, there needs to be a replicated version in French. - What are we-- - And so their TikTok was in English for reach, and they said that is advertisement, you're not speaking French, and if you continue, we will shut you down. - If you continue to speak the most common used language in the world, you're going to get penalized. - You're not here, French, this is why we don't like French. - This is insane. - They're just bleeding into Canada, or poor neighbors of the North are having to deal with these French men. - You just said neighbors of the North, wait a minute ago, you called them the nerds of them. - No, I'm on their team. I'm here to help them. - We love them, all of them. - All of them. - Just to-- - Listeners are not. - Just to spur this conversation on, how is this different than if you live here learn to speak the language? - We're not, there's not like actual law against it. - Yeah, there's like so many advertisements everywhere they're in Spanish, and there's no like law like you can't have that in Spanish. - Yeah, I go to the Venezuelan restaurant right down the street, they do not speak English, and I love them. - Yeah, I love them. - What do people talk when they want to-- - Whatever they say, this is what freedom of speech sounds like. - That's exactly right. - Literally, like you don't think it's like it just goes for language. It does. - What does their government say about it? Like I wonder if there's anything that they're violating through loopholes, or if there is some like freedom of speech, something pending. - Well, they've been monitoring speech for years now. - Yeah. - I mean hate speech, all this stuff. - Yeah. - Like it's tough up there. - Yeah. - But God, let us know what's up with that. - Yeah. - What's going on with these French watch dogs. - Dude, you know, there's gonna be people that don't listen, and I'm curious to see what that's gonna look like. - Yeah. Anyways, we're sorry, Canadians, and Montreal, and Hollywood. - Sorry, they have to speak that language. - I actually think it's a beautiful language. - Hey, quarter of my person, thanks you. - Who sat are you on? I mean, with the question, now with this, it seems like she's a traitor, dude. - Oh. - Dude, I want you guys to catch me up on all of, like, I literally left how to child, my wife had a child. I didn't have a child. And then I get back on Instagram for two seconds, and it's like, oh, congrats, you're at war. - Yeah. - So what's happening? - Boom, boom, baby. - But there's, yeah, so we're obviously filming a weekend advance, so we don't know. - Oh, we're good. - A weekend. - Oh, a weekend. - Oh, a weekend. - Correct him one more time. - It's really healthy. - Why are you so mad at me about that? - Correct. - Because I'm trying to speak, and you're constantly trying to correct me. - I'm not constantly. That was the first time. - I've been counting it's at the 15th. - Guys, while we're arguing, make sure to go send it cool swag.com and get our new NAB hybrid collection t-shirt. - Yeah. - It's pretty cool. - It's very cool. - It's very dope. Get it out today. All right, now back at it. Go. - Your letter. - Let me just talk. - Okay, go ahead. - Let me, let me mess up sometimes. - Okay. - Sometimes. - This is great. Okay, turn off the camera. We're done. Honestly, we're done. I ran. - I ran. - We can't, we can't. It's too serious. Yeah, the US and Israel did a planned attack, an insane attack. They're collabbing. What they did, they took out the Supreme Leader. He's been the Supreme Leader for 36 years. - It's insane. - They had tole a rock and roll. - Yes, they took out the former president of Iran. They took out major military officials. They took out heads of the police force even. It was like they incredibly coordinated attack. - All within like 24 hours. - Yeah. - So what they're doing is they don't want you eliminate that guy. The second in command is not stepping into that rock. - Correct. They're on further, far enough down to, far enough into the police force. - Yeah. Obviously, there is a plethora of propaganda on both sides. One is showing the nation in mourning and there's other news sources that are showing the people celebrating because of the atrocities the Iran government was doing with the protesters. People are reporting tens of thousands of people are being killed and imprisoned because of the protests. Like, someone even reported, this is before the bombing, people, these protesters went out and they saw in their street at least 3,000 dead bodies of protesters. And so like, everything's allegedly. - But Iran also had the the blackout, the internet blackout. So it's like, you don't know what's true. What we do know is that they were bombed. Israel and the United States carried out this bombing. Iran's retaliating by hitting all the other countries surrounding like Dubai. They're like shooting missiles at the Burj Khalifa or whatever it's called. - No way. Successfully. - No, it's right above it. - Yeah. It's being intercepted right above it. - I see. - But there's missiles hitting in the street and stuff like Dubai. - Oh my gosh. - They've abandoned us. - No, they're mad at Iran. So they're retaliating against Iran too. - Wow. - But the Burj has been completely evacuated and and everything. it like it definitely could happen. - So they're taking out US embassies, right? - They're trying to, yeah. - Okay. - They take US soil on a couple of places over there. - So it was like Starlink up over there yet? Or 'cause yeah, that would mean that the president made his address. I watched that clip where he's like, well they did a cyber attack in Iran, the day of the US bombing Iran, and every single person in Iran, their phones, they got a text message that said, staying shelter, liberation is coming or something like that. - Excuse me, absolute goosebumps. - How'd they get it there with the blackout? - I don't know. That feels weird. - Oh, I mean, there's gotta be a way, they can do that. - That's what I'm saying. - I know they can, they know, that's crazy. - But the coordinated target attack, like Trump talked about like, this was months and months of preparations of Israel intelligence tagging all these people and tracking them for months. - Yeah. - To know exactly where they were gonna be. - Do we believe though that they can? 'Cause like a hurricane hits Florida, and we can't like talk to someone across town for days. - I mean, you think about it, dude, we have sleeper cells in America, you don't think we, USA has- - Oh no, I know. Incredibly talented people there, and that are in higher ups or whatever maybe. I mean, they talk about like getting the, where he's like, you know, shelter in place, your liberation is coming or however he worded it. It feels like, none of that was meant for them to hear. Obviously, like he's talking to us. - Yeah, I don't know. - For us to hear it. - Yeah, it's weird, yeah. - It's very, very strange. And like the way he was talking, like how whenever, he's like now that, you know, this is guys gone, he says now take control of your own government. It is in your hands now. - Yeah. - And so I think that's what he's hoping for. - It'll be interesting. - Yeah, but do the hundreds of thousands of people chanting death to a Mark, I wanna know how those scary. - And again, that was just like one clip. And so it makes you wonder like, what's the tone in Iran? - Yeah. - Everyone watching in Iran, let us know what's happening. - Yeah, please. And then there was the incident over here with the dude who was like had stuff in his car, like Islamic garb or something. - Oh, in Texas? - I had to see that. - Yeah, dude shot up, it was like a mass shooting. - Oh wow. - It was Austin, right? I saw, yeah. And he said like property of Allah or something on his shirt. - Yeah, but it felt very like weird force. Yeah, it felt weird, but the clips from the clips. - Yeah, but the clips from the street were nuts because it's just dudes out of bar and you're here and-- - Pop, pop, pop. - He's so scary dude. - Terrifying. - I don't know, man, it just feels so weird. Like, luckily America is pretty far apart this way. - Andrew told me this earlier and I forgot about it. But days before the bombing attack happened in Iran, they had this giant statue of ball. You know, the God ball. - No way. - And they said this is what Israel and the United States worships. And so they had the Israel flags on it and stuff. And they burned it. And the deced leader is real. - It's just weird. - You guys haven't seen this. It's no? - That's spooky. - Okay. The other thing too is the dude who got assassinated. - I told him. - Old Charlie went on a thing about how Iran was not America's war. And like, the war he got got. - Well, Israel's wanted to get rid of the, whatever you call it, tyranny, the government of Iran forever. - But they had, they had bail. - Yeah, ball, bail, whatever. You know, the God that sacrificed children to. But they had pictures of, I'm not going to say, I'm some free, we're going to get flat. - Yeah, no, you're fine. - The leader of that country. Donald Trump, Jeffrey the financier. Like all these pictures of these men and saying that they're worshipers of ball. - It's just too much. - It's too much. - It's a lot of stuff. - Oh my gosh, I don't know what to make of it. I really don't know what to make of it. 'Cause my social media only shows the folks that are like, we were experiencing terrible tyranny in Iran. - It wasn't until these emails and files came out that this is the first time I've ever heard the term goyum. - Yeah. - I don't know what that is. - It's like a Gentile. - No, no, I got it. Okay. - And like, they're not all theirs, but in those emails, they're a complete disgust of goyum. And how goyum don't deserve the life that they deserve. - In emails? - In his emails. - It's like a kin to, like the excuses used in like the slave era, just like, it's not humans. Like, it doesn't matter, which is evil. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Anyways, I wanna look into it more 'cause there's a book out there that really just groups, studies that has a lot about goyum and hatred of them. - Yeah, let's talk to the tea. - They also talk very poorly about Jesus in that book. - Yeah. - Anyways. - I will say-- - Light stuff, light stuff. - Trump said, mess with those protesters. You're gonna catch them. - I can, I just, it's all too, you can't take everything at face value. - No, I know. - Like, what's the purpose? - Yeah, what's the conspiracy? What's the real reality behind the scene? - Yeah. - Like, there's gotta be something. They're playing at something. - It can't just be the nuclear stuff. 'Cause that's what that excuse has been used. That's why we invaded Iran. - For 20 years, yeah. - Yeah, and weapons of mass destruction. We never found them. - I agree with you. I will say I saw the president of Australia. Do they have a president? - Sure. - Okay. - Maybe. - He didn't address about what was going on and he was like, he is more reserved, obviously. I think he's playing both sides, but he's like, you know, I urge everybody to tread carefully. But he's like, there have been two attacks by groups that were initiated by the gentleman that is now. - Deceased? - On Australian soil. - Yeah, I mean, the government of Iran was not good. Like, they're very oppressive to their people. - Yeah, and also, like, extremely powerful and active all throughout. I mean, they reached Australia doing terrorist attacks. - Anyways, we are ignorant to everything people. - Yes. - So don't take our, what we say as, whatever. - And we haven't formed an opinion. 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I feel like that's the major problem with the US and the world politics. - Yeah, when we stopped doing the beards. - We stopped being happy. - We had no world wars when we had presidents with beards. - You're right. - None. - Literally none. - You're right. - It takes me off, dude. - In fact, when did we have a civil war? - Night. - I mean, which president? Lincoln, I think he was one of the first presidents to shave his face. - Yeah. - Oh. - Dude, I got something about the civil war. - There probably is a conspiracy I could build. - Come on, brother. I mean, it'd be the coolest. - Yeah. - JD Vance has a beard, right? - Yeah. - But we'll see what happens whenever he becomes president. That'll be huge if like, I mean, I know like, I'm not, I'm not taking a side or either way, but I'm just saying JD deserves it. But I'm saying, if we have a president with beards, we'll be stoked. - I'll put it out, I'll vote for whoever has a beard. - Ooh. - Put it out there. - It's I think it'll save our country. - Somebody takes Bernie. - Dude, Bernie looks sick with that beard. - It's like David Letterman, dude. - Yeah. - Do you know that it's a question-go-to-one, question-go-to-one, Leo Lee with the questions of the fresh, shut her mouth. - I want everybody to know I'm not a Bernie supporter, by the way. - Whoa. - But I did, I really did like his episode. - I'm gonna have a half our audience. - I like his episode, Joe Rogan a lot. - Or. - My petitions are good friend, Alan Thomas. - He's the best. - For this question? - Love him. - And his question is so strange and unclear. We've gone back and forth on it several times. And it doesn't make any sense to me as usual. 'Cause Alan doesn't make sense at all. - Yeah. - His question is gross. Your bodily waste becomes as valuable as rare earthly metals. Poop equals gold, P equals silver, saliva is copper, but you can only trade one waste per week and you can't produce any other type of waste that week. So I was asking him, I'm like, so if you choose P and you're eating all the time, do you feel the urge to poop and you can't poop? And he was like, no, that's a dumb question. - That's a valid question. - It's a dumb question, you're dumb for asking. - And he's like, and he said he already knows what Andy's answer is. - Okay, give me the options again, it's. - Poop equals the value of gold, P is a value of silver and saliva is a value of copper. His question is, how do you plan out your week to make an income and just live a life? That's his exact verbatim language. And he said, you don't feel the urge if you don't generate that waste that week. Gathering and storing is up to you, eating is up to you. I'm like, so it's a question of productivity, right? - Sure, my answer. - And he said, and value, obviously, I can generate more P or saliva versus poop. I said, saliva, (laughing) Involume, (laughing) - Allen is a drooling problem. - And he was like, yeah, we go by weight, density and volume is heavy while poop isn't. I'm like, are you not pooping? (laughing) How do you poop, Allen? And I said, how could you produce more saliva and volume than poop? (laughing) And he said, you've been around babies too long. You start grilling meat and I'm salivating. (laughing) As his picture is, and I'm like, more than you poop, more than you pooped your salivating. - He's so funny, he's so funny. - I still don't understand, it's a riddle. - It's either poo or pee because I do a ton of both. - I'm pooping. - Yeah, the only answer is poop. It's the most valuable, you can probably adapt your body, via diet to like get the runs. - Yeah, I mean, I pooped four times today already, and it's your rich. - For me, I'm peeing because I don't poop enough, I'm not regular enough. - Yeah, but how rich do you wanna be? - You don't also don't wanna be that rich. - Why, right? - Why, you wanna make a lot of money? - Sure, but like, there's probably too much. You don't wanna be relying on your poop all the time. - But I am picking poop. - My taxes, my taxes are being done right now. I need poop to be gold. Because I'm at a regular amount for poop, all right? - Yeah. - But I also, like Andrew said, I can crank up my diet to make, you know, I'm a client laid on the bill, you know, I wanna go and make, you know, I wanna trip to Italy. - Yeah. - I'm taking a trip, I'm getting some, I'm getting some mirror laks. I'm going to Chick-fil-A getting a spicy sandwich. I'm getting some hot wings. Super spicy. - But you can't salivate to eat, which was my hang up at first. I'm like, how do you eat enough to poop if you're not salivating? - It sounds like there's no consequences, too. - There's tablets for that. - I was just like, but like, I'd, you know, water, eat, - It should be. - Yeah. - It should be whatever you choose, the other things. - Or hindered. - That's what I mean. - The hindered and the sensation is terrible. - Mm-hmm. - Like if you. - It just comes off or feels like it's a pee all the time. Or if you pee, it's like an air horn going off the whole time. (laughing) - So it's like, it's an inconvenience of consequence. - Yeah, I agree with you. That's what I was trying to get to with Alan. - Yeah. - The fact that he's picking saliva is. - Yeah, that's a bad choice. - I worry for Chelsea at this point. - What's happening, Dan? - Yeah, she's drowning. (laughing) - I'm drowning in saliva. - I'm picking pee, obviously. Like, it's all just drinking a coconut water and pee all day long in coffee and stuff. - Who does with that beat? - Oh, oh, oh, salivate. - Hey, Andrew. - He's got a real. - Yeah, yeah, he's got a real. - And he's a papa. - Daddy, Andrew. - Give us a real plea. - Please, give it to me. - Give it to me. - All right, I'm gonna send it and as soon as it gets there, we need to hit play. It doesn't matter if it's off, okay? So, this is in regards to running. This is why I don't run. - Okay. - Oh my gosh. - Instagram tick. - No, it's getting texted. I just, the thumbnail gives it away, so hit play as soon as it's there. - Okay. - Oh man, I got nothing yet. There we go. Three, two. - There's no audio. I already hit play. - Oh my gosh, Andrew. - Is that his toenail? - Oh, that's more than his toenail. - That's his bone? - No, that's the entire, that's all of the skin around his toe. - That's his bone. (laughing) - That is a little bone. - Oh man. - Oh man. - It's disgusting. If you're running so much that that's happening to your body, it's not good for you. - No, it's not good. - It's like a circumcision for a toe. - Yeah, my guy. Yeah. (laughing) - Don't like that. - That's like, do your shedding at that point. - Do the other day. - You're snake. - I pulled off jeans toenail. It just like, I was just gonna cut it and the whole thing came off. And I was like, oh my gosh. Did that hurt you? She was like, no, what? Did no idea. - Did that happen to me two weeks ago? - One of my toenails, literally just like my middle one, just like completely ripped off. And it didn't hurt at all. - I don't know why, but my grandma has like no toenails. And it freaks, it's always freaky. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Which grandma? - Gami. Like on any toe. Pretty much. - That's weird. - Was she about arena? - She would always like, no, I don't know what's up. (laughing) - She would always take her shoes off of me like, help him. - What that look like? - What are the points of nails? - They've actually done like studies of tests. Apparently it has something to do with balance. Like it helps you like find the end and find the edge. - I guess that makes sense. - That would be terrifying. - And if like evolution is correct, probably for scratching. - With yeah. - At least. - Clying, getting in the things like bananas. - Like what? - Bananas. - And kiwis. - You need them. You need them for a lot of stuff. - You need to break over. - Picking your nose, pistachio nut. - Okay. - I have a shout out the coleslaw with pistachios. That was a fun surprise. - Is it a little cabbage salad? - Yep. - Cabbage salad? (laughing) - Get out of here. - Get out of here. (laughing) - I know that voice. Look at the look what I just said to you guys. - Oh. (laughing) - What? - Is that real? - It's a chialyx wire, something. (laughing) - He's got no bellybutton, no fear like it. - The fingernails help your fingers, I feel like from hurting. (laughing) - Oh Matt, yeah, I'm imagining your finger pinch without a toe with a finger. - Is that so funny? - Why is that so funny? - What's hurting them? - Just the nerves that are probably up under there. Imagine getting your finger pinched in like a door frame or something without a fingernail. That would hurt probably so much more. - 'Cause at the top of this finger, that's where I got the tip chopped off from the joiner. - Yeah. - And I would imagine that is the same sensation from under your fingernails and it hurts every time I bump it. - Oh. - See, but every time I bump it, it hurts. - That being, every time I bump it, every time I bump it. - Every time I bump it. - Dude, you ever used a skin board? You ever get your foot got by a skin board? That's a unique type of heck. - Yeah. - I had my board come back in a wave and underneath my big toe, I was trying to like get my foot out of the way and I mean, it hit the nail perfect and literally flipped the nail to toe. - Oh. - Dude, is it ever get petty curious if you've ever gotten one? - I just got one for Valentine's Day with Demi. - What'd you think? - I mean, I've had him before. My toenails are painted right now because of it. Because of Demi. - Oh. - She's like, you're gonna get your nail painted too, right? And I said, didn't plan on it. She said, and then she grabs the nail ball. She says, this one. - This one. - They, they're like teal blue and then Zola felt left out so she painted my big toes pink. (laughing) - This is like the opposite conversation. (laughing) - Would you cut it out? (laughing) - You need to stop. - What are you doing? - I'm getting it back for this morning this morning. He was a grouch. - Tell me, tell me. - Tell me. - What happened? - Tell me, tell me, tell the story and then you can come back. - He's like, nobody's listening to me. And he's like, there's no sense of urgency with anything. Because it kinda lost her school shoe. - Yeah. - She only had one school shoe. We couldn't find the other one. And I'm in there putting my shoes on. I'm getting ready to go out the door and Josh is like, 'cause I'm having all over the house. Where's the shoe? (laughing) - So just to understand this correctly, he's concerned for the family and you're in your own world just worrying about yourself. - Slow down a minute, though. - I agree with this, because you're on a plane. The oxygen mask is first for you and then you help. - Okay. - We also do this training thing. So I woke up and got the, just fine, this is our system. - Okay. - Got the girls to go to the bathroom. Got the girls dressed. - That's not every morning. It's not everyone. Sometimes we swap. - Hey, Josh, let's let her speak. - Made the breakfast, made the lunch, and then I'm like, I'm gonna go get ready now. And Josh is shoe guy. - Yeah. - He's shoe guy. - Okay. - The shoe's messy. - Okay. - So he can't really operate with that, right? - Mm-hmm. - And he's like, what are we gonna do? Everyone, stop what you're doing and look for the shoe. Where's the sense of urgency? It is playing with her walkie talking on the couch and she's just like, it's missing. I don't know where it is. And he's like, I'm gonna go look for the shoe right now! - Did you communicate that what you were doing? Well, he was doing this? - Yeah, I said I'm putting my shoes on. - Children said that. - I said I'm in here, I'm putting my shoes on. - You said there's a system and you guys switch. What is part of getting dressed? - At what point of the day did you communicate that you had made the switch for today? - We didn't even say a single word to it. Did you notice that? - Mm-hmm. And we were two ships passing this morning. We didn't even say a single word to one of them. - Yeah, we're just in flow. - Room eight mode. - Just, no, stop. (laughing) - Anyways, now let's, and that's your side. - Yeah, I am trying to get the girls ready, and Lily's getting ready, so I'm trying to get the filler ends, like get everything compiled, because we usually leave the house at 7.45, is when we leave. - Yeah. - Because she has to be at school at eight o'clock. - Sure. - They're pretty strict about that. 7.45. It is 7.41, and there is just one shoe. I said, "Where's your other shoe, Ada?" She's like, "I don't know." I said, "Well, let's look for it." And she's like, "Okay." And then she just sits down, and she starts playing with her walkie-talkie, and it's just, it's truly the most annoying thing ever. It's like, "Man, look at that, look at that!" I said, "Ada, can you please help me look?" And she's like, "Yeah." And she's playing with that. I said, "Bloop!" I said, "You get this back after you find your shoe." She goes into Lily. She's crying to Lily. Dad took my walkie-talkie away. Lily gets mad at me. Josh, why did you take it away? I said-- - I never said that. I don't care about the walkie-talkie. I said, "Take a breath." - That's actually worse. - I was gonna say, "You tell that to me." I'm immediately losing it. - But it's because he's going like this. - I'm not. I'm literally not. - Well, then you get to passionate about it. - She says, "Take a breath. You get one calm down today." - Okay. - I like that, I like that. - Later today, you get to tell her calm down at least once. - All right, yeah. Anyways, we never found the shoe. - I know, so she went to school on the high tops. - And I said-- - And we get there and we also did an ever back pack. - Interesting. Hey, do you think you could have done anything different today? - I drew her a map of the United States of America. - How was that helpful for you for the problem? For the problem that you guys had this morning. (laughing) Now, anywhere on this map, where is your shoe? Any points of your shoe? - So that she could show her friends. I even drew an airplane going from Florida or in Lando 2, San Diego. - That's great. - That's great. Still couldn't find the shoe and couldn't help your husband. Interesting. - Did you guys hear about the Gulf Stream? - I did it. I did not hear about the Gulf Stream. But that's with me every time I pee into the ocean on the east coast, west coast, west coast. - Yeah, yeah. It's not good news. - What do you mean? The Gulf Stream is collapsing. Where's the Gulf Stream? - What do you think? - I don't know. The Gulf touches a lot of places. - So it's the stream. It's like one of the major streams, tide flows in the world. Basically what it does, goes in, goes around the Gulf, shoots up around the east coast of America. - So it's like a current? - Yeah, that pushes all the way to Europe. - Okay. - That's how everything works. Rain, weather, that's why Europe has weather changes is because of the Gulf Stream. - Even like marine life. - Okay, very dependent on that. - It's collapsing. - How? - It's the weakest, it's been in 1600 years. - Oh no. - Scientists are blaming it on emissions, which I don't necessarily buy. - Thanks too. - I don't know though. What do I know? But yes, so they're saying that it could happen, completely stop its current route, the Gulf Stream, in 10 to 20 years. And they're saying if this doesn't stop by 2060, it would be irreversible. - Oh. - And it's like, oh, well, what's the big deal on that? Everything's a big deal. - Yeah. - That means that would plunge Europe into basically being freezing all the time. Like their average temperature would drop 15 degrees. - Wow. - Which is very significant. - It's crazy. - And they said that, so 15 degrees east coast, basically what it would do, since it would break up, all that hot water would just accumulate on the east coast of America, which would be prime for hurricane. - Oh no. - Devastating hurricanes. Like constant hurricanes. - Yeah. - But maybe that's the reset. 'Cause then we'd be like the, you know, the whole flood waters or whatever, from like the whole southern part of the state, it's been dammed up. Like maybe it needs a few hurricanes to rip through so it can actually flow out in a healthy way again. - Never know. - But they're saying that it would stuc, it would, this would be the beginning of throwing the entire world into another ice age. - Dang. - 'Cause the last age, because the last time this, that they speculated, the last time the Gulf Stream stopped working, flowing, was 13,000 years ago. And that was put the world in a thousand year freeze. - Whoa. - So it just, it dysregulates everything. - For the amount of crap we get as a state, we're literally potentially like savior of the world. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And regards to climate. - Florida is pretty important. - What do we do to save this thing? - Just stop pooping, stop driving your car. - Does this mean we have to stop flying the private jet that we own? - Yeah. Dang it. - But Iceland has declared a national emergency. - Cool. - Yeah, what do they know? - Not a lot. - A national emergency? - National emergency for Iceland. Because it, it, it goes, shoots up by Iceland's Gulf Stream. - They're like, listen, we get cold, you don't want it. - Yeah. - You don't want it to get colder. I mean, that would be good AC for the Brits. - Yeah. - I mean, I can get what you ask for. - Anyways, it's a terrible thing if it happens. - That'll be crazy. - I mean, it's gonna be a long way off. - I don't know how they can necessarily blame it on emissions. - But that doesn't make sense to me. - Did you hear, there's a study that came out that I'm totally gonna butcher this. But during COVID, no one was driving. Like it, like around the world, like it was very minimal. - Yeah. - So emissions actually went down, but what it did was plant life and stuff started dying quicker. - 'Cause it was a. - It was carbon monoxide and trees and stuff. - It's the carbon monoxide and stuff. It creates this part of the ozone layer that basically life feeds off of. - It's like a great house. - So it's like the earth is just adapted to all the emissions that are in the air. I'm not saying that emissions are always great, but yeah, so I don't know, like it seems like if you cut off emissions, it actually would do more harm. - I don't know. - So more emissions? - More m-mormons? - So more m-mormon missions. - Mormon missions. - Mormon missions. - Mormons, you could save the world right now. - Wow. - Hello. - Yeah, where's your mission to? Oh, the Gulf Stream. (laughing) - Yeah, so everyone be in the look over there. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - You want me to show me something else? - Considering I didn't know the Gulf Stream exists until five minutes ago, but yeah. - That's wild. - Yeah. - I'll get to the bottom of it. - I hear something else about nature. - Please. - Civil war. Good breath. - Have you ever heard of the angels glow? - No. - Okay. - That's what they call my look in the morning. - Yes. - As soon as I wake up. - I know, that's what you look at. - I know. - At the 1862 Battle of Shiloh. You know, like everybody in the Civil War, like all the soldiers and stuff, the biggest cause of death was like infection. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Following their injuries. - Right. - There were these dudes that were living, surviving. Specifically at this battle. Like they would see their wounds and they're like, they're a goner. But they were living because they were sitting in the mud. Okay. What you would think, no go. Angels glow is a bioluminescent, cold loving bacteria. So it glows. So these dudes, these soldiers were having these like, huge wounds that were glowing in the night. - Wow. - Like neon. - That's terrifying. And what it does is they live inside parasitic nematodes that crawl into your wound and it releases anti-microbial compounds that kill all pathogens. So they weren't getting any like gangrene or anything like that. - Wow. - Because they're really saving their lives. - Was it primarily people that were like along the coast? 'Cause that stuff, the bioluminescent stuff is like all. - In the ocean, right? - All up in the ocean. - Well, this is the mile of Shiloh. - Where was that? - Yeah. (laughing) - I don't know. - Actually, it was a question, but it was in the battle of Shiloh, so. - Shiloh. - Also, I'm using, I'm 100% using that as an insult now. - A parasitic nematode. - That's you. - South, Southwest Tennessee. - Yeah. - But they got like glow worms and caves. - Oh, two. - What is it? There's the ocean. - Can you imagine you think death is near and your wounds start glowing? - Yeah, I do. - What are you doing there? - That's crazy. - Crazy. - I've lived. - I called it the angel glow. - Glow in the dark, battles and back in the day would have been gnarly. - Just seeing those glowing dots of running towards you in the night. - That would be crazy. - That would be fun. - Very cool. - Lucky. - Where'd you learn about that? - Google. - Google. - Google. - Let's speak another angel glow. Do you want to hear about my recent EMDR experience? - Yes. Tell everyone. - This is wild. - Is it? - Wild. - It's pretty crazy. - Good way, bad way. - Great way. - Amazing, miraculous. - Josh came in. He was like, I don't think I'm nervous at all about the flight to California. He's like, I think my anxiety's gone. - I think so. - I said, what? - I mean, at least of what it was. - Yeah, for sure. - So yeah, I've been doing this EMDR session. People that I've been watching. It's the, The eye movement thing where it basically activates the rim in your brain, and then you like you Yeah, yeah, you start off with like a memory of like a panic attack or something You do jeez you do the EMDR. Yeah, you go back You basically just trying to reroute. Yeah, your pathways. So you're like you're safe Yeah, like you kind of like experience the trauma again in a safe environment and rewrite your Perception of it, right? Right So I was doing it And I this was last week, and I'm like dude, I'm just I'm so nervous about this flight like really terrified And I'm like and so we did it. It was the longest EMDR session we've done yet It was like 45 minutes, which typically we do it for like 10 minutes or something Which is something like for people that are interested you build up to like you can really prepare your brain for it and practice Mm-hmm, and you've been doing this for a few months now, but it's also a short-term Project like basically you're not meant to be an EMDR therapy for years and years. Yeah, it's a rewrite. Yeah And so I was doing it and we're just going through it and like when you do it It activates the right part of your brain, which is like basically like where your dreams live and stuff But when you're doing it, I mean, you're you're feeling all the physical symptoms of like a panic attack So my my head like for me like my head feels like it's squeezing closing in vision gets blurry like kind of Senses are heightened, you know brightness. Yeah hands are sweaty. Chess is super tight. I'm talking about that and Just kept on going. I'm like yeah, and I'm like literally trying to find every way to get out of this feeling trapped on this plane Yeah, and I'm like because I used to not feel this way I'm like but now it's like I assume I'm just envisioning that door shutting is like I'm stuck. Yeah Freaking me out like really freaking me out. I get it and Then I'm like just going through and like it's almost like you can feel your brain trying to like find like a solution. Yeah and So I'm like well everyone everyone's trapped on the plane. Yep. It's not just me But I'm like that actually doesn't help at all and it's like so I'm like going through this roll trapped Yeah, we're all gonna die We're about halfway through and then I felt my head ease up and then it just like was in my chest and I he's I said because he asked you is like what are you feeling? I explained it is okay. Yeah, just go with that Going with it Completely focused on the plane. Yep, and then all of a sudden I envision my anxiety Being in my blood like it was I'm like. Oh, this is where my anxiety lives It's like just every morsel my body is this anxiety and Then this is where it is weird This is where it tripped me out. I instantly went from it being in my blood to it formed into a ball That went outside of me and was like a leech creature Attached to my neck right here right behind my ear and I'm like I'm like I don't understand this I'm like it's it's a ball, but it's like a leech. It's like a creature like a demon creature. That's like on my neck I can see it. Yep And then it gets weirder me T shirt company It reminds me of you remember the boil from very a god parents the kid. Oh, yeah, that's the thing for singing But so I was there and then I envisioned truly an angel standing right beside me in my kitchen Holding a sword like ready to chop the thing off and I'm like But then I'm like my brain started going like well wait and it can't it can't just leave me like because it's just it's been like It's gonna come back like it's it's not it's not that easy sure and there's like this battle, but does angel stand there with this sword And then I envisioned myself on a cliff overlooking the ocean mind you I was just thinking about being on a plane now There's a leech creature on my neck and I'm standing on a cliff side looking at the ocean I Grad this saying and I'm screaming and I rip it off And I threw it and as soon as I threw it I mean just light surrounded me and the Intense relief that I felt I sort of Audibly in front of this guy weeping like crying crying ocean floor by audio adrenaline playing in the background insane And then I was like I saw Jesus and I was literally holding on to his feet with my face down weeping crying and I'm just like this thing has been oppressing me For two years and I thought it was just a part of me, but it was this like demonic Weird and like I don't I hate overspiritualizing stuff But the way that it felt coming out of me it felt like a creature like a demonic thing that was like Just had its claws in me and it was like constantly like making me fear things and like Just afraid of everything and it's like God is not a God of anxiety. Yep. He's got a peace and joy and love And then when that thing left that entire sensation of like God's presence was there and like I'm just like Crying so hard. I'm like this. I'm like what the heck? And guys like yeah, that's that's crazy. He said that's I mean He's like I've seen stuff like this. He's like But you've seen this spiritual aspect of he's like that's huge It's insane success success And he's like have you ever read this is where it gets crazy too He said have you ever read the book The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis? I'm like, I don't think so like If I did I completely forget everything about it. He's like I'm gonna send you a clip or um Story yeah excerpt from the Great Divorce And so he said it to me and so I came into the office and I was reading it And I could be messing this up The the story is like these people they die in the go-to-hell And God allows them to come to heaven But they it's like this journey of being in heaven But when they're in heaven, they're like ghostly beings. They're not fully in the presence of God. They're like ghosts They're like you can't it's not clicking for them And this one ghost It's this story is called like the the little red lizard or something the whispering lizard the whispering lizard And this lizard was on this ghost shoulder And it was constantly whispering And getting into his dreams and making him afraid and not living in the full glory of God And he had this thing just kept on talking and was annoying him and it hurt him And there's an angel there And the angel says I can get that thing to stop talking. He said that would be great He said but I'll have to kill it and the guy ends up like whoa, whoa, well don't kill it. He's like he's like No, he's like I can get it to be quiet They look at it. It's actually asleep right now. It's not bothering me and and like and then the lizard is going back and forth And the angel is like we let me kill it. We let me kill it guys like no and there's like this like this just turmoil thing and Um then the lizard like woke up and said like hey, he's like don't let don't let him kill me He's like he doesn't know what he's doing Like I'll be good to you like I'll actually I'll give you good dreams now and like I'll I'm here to like help you And so the guy he's like yes, he is and it's like this back and forth and the angel all the angel kept on saying is we let me kill it He said because I can't kill it without you giving me permission to kill it And then it finally got to the guy's like okay, just get it over with he's like And then the angel chopped it off The guy screamed in pain because of how painful was to remove it But then instantly was transformed into a heavenly being And this lizard that was a demon died And then transformed into this horse And this man got on this horse and they're like rode off into heaven And I read that I'm like what the freak man Make sure what what CS Lewis was on that's what I was saying too. Yeah, like what kind of revelation did CS Lewis have And so yeah, so that was the The EM EMDR experience in like I truthly but it's like my eyes have changed like really because before it was like I would analyze absolutely everything like driving coming into a room Like what could go wrong? Can I get out? And since then I really have not felt that way and I'm not saying that it can't come back But it's like now I I can visualize what it actually is you know, I'm saying I mean did you seem like shmeagle Minus gollum. Yeah, gollum minus shmeagle. But which is it? I mean that's the one but you said that thing too about In scripture where it talks about like when you cast a demon away Fill the home. Yep. Yeah, seven more don't come back. And so that's that's where we're at. Yeah Building our home look at the pictures. I say you know that's imagery from like the illustration of the stories and stuff from Like the past years wow and that cool. Oh my gosh. Wow Yeah, that's crazy Dude, where was your hair snatched back in the day? Where was it snatched? Yeah. Oh like from The Santeria guy. I don't know. I kind of it was in the bag. I don't I don't remember where it's just like the exact spot Yeah, but anyways, I mean like that's awesome people that question EMDR It's an amazing therapy. It's not it's nothing spooky. It's not my first either Yeah, like it's yeah, and you're not hallucinating either like you're very much aware, like you're able to act That like dream states you have vivid pictures in your mind. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was telling I don't know if I told you guys But one of the podcast already was on he was talking about his bus accident where he couldn't even get back on the road He got on EMDR. That's how he got back on tour like had some panic attacks and then that's what cleared his head So my least I roasted it to that's how I heard about it. Mr. Miley Cyrus. I was I was believing the success of all of it that terrified I want to do a bit scared now, huh? I want to do it, but I'm scared it can be really intense I still want Andy to do acupuncture because I think that it was just trying to talk me into that this week. Yeah, bro Just patreon. Hey, let's get her to sponsor us. We'll vlog it because I'm very Antiette so it'd be like if you made me a believer would be big I Would be honest, you just don't trust your friend's word. I Do I do but it's also a financial commitment and I'm not sure I want to do that commitment What's hurting you? I go like went back whenever something hurts I go in for like one session and if you go like Committedly you do maintain, you know, you're better But if you got like one thing that's a little out and she can put it back like you're a healthy dude So you're like being aligned and that one muscle or one area You just need to go get your shock or a line. Yeah, yeah, I don't believe I don't trust Andrew because you just call me a healthy dude You just lost all credibility. Oh, that's true speaking of healthy dude Jim Carey I showed I showed the video of him recently to Kels this weekend. It's not like that's not Him right and I like this is a person that doesn't yeah pay attention to this stuff like that at all I'm like, it's not it does not seem like the same dude. All right list Let's talk about that guy like what are the reasons we know that this is not the same dude I know everyone talks about the eyes The eyes are the biggest thing. Yeah, so he didn't just do plastic surgery you guys are alleging that it's a completely different person Yeah, he was saying it's not black plastic surgery They say it's probably a lot of Botox because he's very puffy and like very like Bulgi His eyes are different his eyes are a different. Oh, he's very different. That's the one that tells me now he's seen different too Yeah, you're like soft spoken, especially since he started coming out about the Illuminati stuff and saying I'm retired And if I ever come out of retirement, it's not me Yeah, he said that Jimmy Kemmel. This is this is weird. This is why I'm I'm fully in that that's not him The dude made his career as an actor with his insane ability to manipulate his face like one of the best if not the best Yeah, and then you're telling me the dude is gonna do something that everybody knows Erases the ability to emote people like I'm sad you just can't see it because I've done a lot of Botox He's also gone through a lot of weird spiritual stuff where he's saying like that he was playing that character of Jim Carey his whole life and he was kind of like done with it So like I imagine like now the real key is the crisis stuff and finding yourself and I I get it But then it's also it's very strange. We know all he was weird. We know we they do a bunch of weird things And so it just makes it seem like there's a lot of that's there's a big conspiracy that that's on him It was some dude in a man. I don't think that I don't think that somewhat some people are speculating Well, someone made a fake trailer, which totally got me and he's like it's AI. I'm like is it you watch it You're like, oh, that is AI. I hate that that happens, but I mean it we're here. I just sin it. It's It's creepy. Yeah, I'll just play it real quick Do I have your attention now? Yeah We don't know if it's fake, but he looks younger in that and it does look like like the there's something with the eye movement that looks The mouth weird mouth took a little glitch But there's this one guy on Instagram claiming that it was him And he's this very famous makeup artist Alexis stone But the mass picture it's clearly an AI picture which I this is crazy that we're living in this type of world dude to me to me It's too it's you can tell but just by looking at it's AI, but like with the Eiffel Tower in the background It's like okay. This is like way too on the nose. Yeah, rain. Yeah Oh my gosh, but yeah, I mean there's but people then this this is just a continuation of this conspiracy people We're talking about a body switching like the Selena Gomez thing. I've literally swiped past everything on it because you told me you're going to talk about it What is this one is it's actually crazy. It's way too far fetched for me to fully get on board sure or even slightly get on board Yeah, but it's fun. There's there was a email That someone took a screenshot of it was one of the financiers emails and There's really no context to it All the people are going off of was this line from this email that said Have we decided about Selena? Okay, and so people are claiming that She was secretly replaced by a clone because she either died or was taken out And people are speculating One, this is a thing that she's replaced by this Actress I think she's an actress Gina Davis You go the old classic. Yeah actress. Yeah, Gina Davis. Yeah, because a lot of her cadence and The way she talks even her voice sounds very similar to Selena Gomez's voice right now, dude. This is wild. Yeah Could you imagine man? I mean we got world leaders talking about becoming immortal. I mean why isn't this a possibility? Well, you know, it's weird You know if there's always like there's You kind of go back to some people like celebrities that like especially child and actors Yeah, like when they're a lot of them are just absolutely crazy now sure and a lot of them say really crazy stuff Bizarre stuff and it's like is there some truth? Yeah, and like what they're saying. Yes, one of them is Orlando Brown you know Orlando Brown. Yeah, what does he say? Wait, who's that he says I'm crazy stuff That's so raven the brother Corey. He's a nice cool musical too, right? I don't wash it But Orlando Brown he's been on a couple of podcasts just throwing out the wackiest stuff But this was a good wild before this whole Selena thing the Jim Carrey thing he talks about how the elites They have figured out how to switch bodies So and he says they figured out how to exchange the soul in order to control the vessel Oh my word. How do you do that though? How do you do that? It's weird Yeah, it's wacky, and I don't know if I believe that I would demons not be able to teach someone that that's what you could go to, right? It's like a demon can impersonate someone. Yeah, or possess a very easily Um, I feel bad about Selena Gomez though because I mean she's probably completely Not just herself and she's just had or yeah, it's crazy Allegedly she got swapped in 2017 according to what I just googled and that's why Beaver dropped lonely because he knows what happened and she's gone One that's lonely girl Also she married Benny Blanco, which is a lot of people were like we did not see that coming Did you see the stuff about like the bizcoff cheesecake being like the keyword for the revolution? But the he made a video about oh interesting. He made a bizcoff cheesecake video very interesting in 2017 she was she had a loop is yeah, and she had a you have loop is forever. She had a kidney transplant that year as well Wow, she was saying that she was switched during that time But regardless of the Selena Gomez name the gym carry thing. Yeah is wackado There's a lot of red flags. She had a kidney trend. That's hardcore Yeah, it is hardcore. What did I say? No, I know I'm just saying like and she's back at it or something. That's crazy I mean she took a break, but that's like a lifelong. I think she performs anymore She she was in that show yeah, only murders. I mean she said like that she's done singing though And she's done all that stuff Which is Gina Davis was an actor not a singer. Oh Very strange and you know going after Benny Blanco considering your past boyfriend history It's a very different change as well. I can't do her voice, but it's become easier to mimic with the lack of movement. Yeah Hollywood's weird man. I know it's so weird. It's very very strange and also didn't what didn't you say Jim Carrey's eyes were different? Yeah, the color the color. Yeah, yeah Cuz eyes are typically like super brown and these had some he was signing with his right hand Which everyone says Jim Carrey was a let always always left handed. This is really spooky It's spooky, but also I'm gonna feel like a dingus of none of this is true Then it's also a piece feel weird like tabloid kind of stuff or it's like but who but that's the whole thing is like the government tries to make something so wacky You seem insane for talking about it, but when reality they're doing some even weirder stuff behind the scenes less like ominous though I could see who per doing this if he just like he was like I'm over being a character in front of people and like Let's say you come into a few million dollars that you don't need Like dude, you do me really well I want you to go and just make the internet lose their mind So you're gonna pretend to be me at these events and I'm just gonna go cruising Also, yeah, you see those Jim Carrey like interviews where he was at like on a like the Oscars or something a couple of years ago And he was just like this is all pointless. I try to find the most pointless thing I could come to and I hear I am And then he shows up and he's like being super he also messes up the Truman show line at the very end Oh, it is in case we don't see you good afternoon. Good evening. Good night And it's like the the line is in case I don't see you so like what's who's this we we're talking about we who's we Just cuz you're in France we we I don't know, but it's weird. That's a weird very strange. We should do it's not my gym carry We should do a podcast episode about simulation theory from where the Truman show was filmed and that's why we go back That's true. Yeah, that's true. I gotta go there this summer Also people were compiling all those clips whose interviews with Jim Carey. No one use on Jimmy Kimmel. He's like Talking about the Lamar. He's gonna Clip it clip it everybody. He knows what that is Everyone now knows that you have you're on record showing it now Who did that Jim Carey did that he's like talking about the Illuminati and Jimmy Kimmel and now they're all a part of it So Jim. I mean Jim Carey walks out no Jim Carey walks out does that to the whole crowd and he keeps doing it and then Jim Jimmy Kimmel was like, why did you do that? What is that? And he's like don't act like you don't know what it is We all know what it is and yes, and then Jimmy Kimmel ends up doing it at the end with him So it's like was there was there more clear context to his comment about kidnapping children is not what great nations do I can't remember what the climate was that's what I'm wondering like we can paint that over what's going on now and make it But I'm like was there some like I can't remember with the year and what what show that was It's very strange stuff man I want to show on a patreon. Everyone could Google it. Yeah, it's the world. Was that him being satirical or was it that's a thing You don't know like that he was that was in his phase where he was very open and just being very like you know just like I don't know when did when did his sit on a beach and Hawaii event happen a long long before that I think So he's doing that side. Yeah speed up a little it almost seems like a protest like in like a town in a weird way like I'm very anti this are you holding your thumb on the edge to pass forward Life track. What is it? Come on Jimmy? Seriously the time is up people are hipped to this kind of stuff I'm here tonight to blow the little bit off it to be the whistle blower. I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies It is the secret symbol of the booma nutty and Part of it and it is the all mom are people really laughing. They said it was edited people claim it was that I did There's been people that said like I was there that night. No one was laughing. Everyone thought it was just like we're waiting for the punchline kind of thing So it goes on about it's weird That is so cringe and spooky. Yeah, right? It may just makes you wonder makes you feel like a wacko for like falling into it Like oh, this is real, but then it's also like oh no We don't know Hold on. Let me send you this video real quick. This is better than the pictures of showing how different Jim Carey looks Definitely not mind you move on after this, but Wow All right, yeah, it's scary ready That's music to it. So I'm retiring Yeah, the whole line about the the weirdest face I The weirdest face I like is the one I'm wearing right now and he like looks around and it's like This is a fun route to go down What if this is all Just guerilla marketing for the new like a new mask movie coming out. Oh, shoot, like song the hedgehog for That would be amazing the mask thing would make sense though, because they're like that It looks like a mask. It looks like someone's wearing a mask. Yeah, and especially maybe they teamed up with that makeup artist guy to like Pretend there was a mask and like He's not answering questions. He's acting all different. Yeah, and it's like that'd be cool I don't think that's true though. I mean, I would love that, but I just that's a sad thing It's like yeah, I just think he's done with that kind of those kind of movies now And I think something's really like happened within him, but it doesn't they's just not the same person It's weird what Hollywood does people. It's crazy. I mean people talk about it all the time Just how like that LA curse man, it's just something about I mean we talk about all those times about certain areas just being Super heavy in that way like then the throne of Satan It's a lot good thing. We're going there this week. I know it's crazy So you guys are gonna surf and I'm not gonna mix me sad Andy might I just I just shout out Skylar. I just talked to him and he said there's a sand bottom slow wave spot And he said their surf school runs Saturday So if you guys want to do it on Saturday's or or another time He'll get you some boards. We had to do it another time because we're speaking on Saturday It's a Saturday an hour. No, it's an all day thing. They said it's 12 hours speaking for 12 hours But anyways, I hope you guys frickin score Absolutely fun. Do you feel no a little bit? I was I'm really I was really excited So Kaby's gonna be there and when I was a youth faster I used his music kind of helped my church and kids in my community kind of like bridge a gap So he was he was on it and I was excited to hang out with him and then West Huff's just killing it Yeah, and so Kaby might come on. We were talking with his buddies So we're hoping we're gonna make that happen, but also Jake's gonna be there the singer and I told Ruslan. I'm like, please tell Jake that I've told my girls that I'm best friends with Jake So we can take a picture of something because they would love that This is a weird thing to complain about because we're so blessed to be even going to this blessed God Summit conference circle But our Airbnb Just found out it costs I asked they have a pool though all the way to the kids We think the Airbnb with the sickest pool on purpose. Yeah, and it turns out the water temperature is like 68 degrees If you don't eat the pool. It's like oh cool. Let's eat the pool Yeah, go ahead and heat it is like it costs 250 bucks a day to eat this pool And I looked it up sure enough California utilities are net so Especially if it's a gas heat a pool. Yeah, it costs 250 dollars a day to heat it. That's crazy town We don't have for you another reason another reason California steaks their weather is beautiful though And I'm really excited. I'm like over the moon. We're awesome. Apparently. It's gonna be really good weather - I know Yeah, we're gonna go to the San Diego Zoo. I've been sending stuff to you guys. There's a rabbit cafe That looks fun. There's the killer on rabbit Clips I want to go to this one and the the hike looks a little strenuous for a three and a five year old But I think that we should try it because it takes you to like literally aerials Gerardo basically I don't know what that is. Do you ever get into the show travel the road? Nope, they've been around for a quite a while. I've never even heard of it It's these two dudes that that was awesome. We still watch it all the time growing up. Do you have to pee? We have 30 seconds you have 30 seconds 30 seconds. We had a pee break in the middle. Yep We both did not have never seen the show. That's great So these guys I mean they've been doing it for over 20 years now I think yeah, they just these two dudes and they would just literally travel all around the world Just doing teaching people about Christ like in Mongolia like I mean everywhere But they have a YouTube channel now and they just went to the place in the Middle East where People speculate is a real Mount Sinai where it's that mountain that's literally scorched on the top Yeah, but the connection with all the different biblical events being in that same area is nuts like the split rock of Horab or whatever I think that's what's called where Moses hit the rock and its split and water came out They go to that rock and it's like right in line or it's very close to Mount Sinai You can't see it from there, but like from this rock there's like dried riverbeds going down the valley where the Israelites would have been That's crazy and then by Mount Sinai The altars of the golden calf you're like, why would you know that there's petroglyphs everywhere of cow cows? Whoa like ancient cows in It's in Syria And the Syrian government the archaeologists and stuff they said none of these petroglyphs Exist anywhere else in Syria. It's only in this location where there's all these cats So they you're keeping record of it. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy And then they go and you can go to the base of Mount Sinai to where there's still remains of like where they Corraled animals for sacrifices to God. Oh my goodness. They went into the cave of Elijah, which is right by Mount Sinai Really cool stuff and no one was there. Wow. They're just by themselves hiking it That's incredible. You think that would be like a huge tourist spot Yeah, but they don't they don't officially claim it as that because they've claimed where that monastery is and stuff They've always claimed that is Mount Sinai But a lot of evidence points to this other mountain being Mount Sinai Yeah, that make I wonder yeah, why the mix especially because it's the only mountain to where the tip of it is literally Looks like it was set on fire. That's interesting like they climbed up there and you would flip the rock over it would be burnt on this side and not burn on the other. - Whoa. - What was the name of that mountain? - I forget. - Where do you watch the show? - It's on YouTube, just type in a travel to road. I think they say like go in a real mountainside or something. - That sounds awesome. - Dude, I started watching a travel show in the like two little 30 minute windows that I got, hold a note, let him sleep. Super, like no one knows about the show. It's this guy, he's a chef, Anthony Burdain. - We were watching it last night. - Dude, have you seen the Montana episode? - No. - Dude, it starts out this guy, almost RFK. He's like, look, he blind his heck and he's just like sitting in a field. Like no teeth, just looks insane. Turns out he's like one of the most like well known, like poets and all this stuff. What's the Montana movie that you love? - Legends of the fall? - Yeah, he wrote it. - No way. - But Anthony Burdain's episode starts out with this guy reflecting on what it is to be in Montana and why that. But I was like, I got a frickin' tell Josh to watch this episode. They're moving it all in, like it used to exist on YouTube. Like low res, you know what I mean? It's on YouTube now, full res. Definitely need to watch that. But it made me like, I was like, I want to go back to Montana. - Yeah, you're probably going this summer, right? - We're definitely going, yeah, we have to. Yeah. There was a, I saw a clip, I didn't watch it, but I was gonna send it to you. Anthony Burdain and Joe Rogan went hunting together. - Oh yeah. - I watched that. I was like, Burd-lucing, Burd hunting. - I can't write it. I just saw a thumbnail. I was like, that's pretty cool. - Yep. - It's less about any of the things in the thumbnail. - Yeah. - I watched that one too. It's entertaining, but it's-- - Because you know how quiet it is in here, without losing? - It's nice, right? - It's kind of nice. Is she breathing? - It's kind of cool. - Does she breathe aloud? - I don't know. Maybe it's just her presence as well. - I think it's just, yeah, I think it's just a lot. - A lot of energy. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Anyways, there she is. - Out. - Good things. All good things. - That was really funny. - Keep your mind. - I think that leaches back. - Hey. - Hey. - Did you put your whispering lizard? - I was like, I just scared Connor by her so bad. 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Either way, we love you guys so much. - Thank you for watching. - For watching. - We hope you enjoyed the show. - Yep. - I forgot to do this. This guy or should say, lad, young lad. - Yes. - Made this. You see this? This is a wooden bowl. He also sent us a bunch of snacks. - 14 years old. - My name is Jeremiah and I'm 14. I've been listening since episode 153, but started at one. - Oh, nice. - I made this bowl for you to put snacks in. I'm trying to start a business called Jerry Turns, selling little vases, bowls and such. It's Jerry Turns on eBay and YouTube, also posted a video of me making it on YouTube. Please no liquids in this bowl. Thanks Jeremiah. - Beautiful. Jerry turns people I'm down! I'm down!