#182 - Joe List and JP McDade

(upbeat music) - Oh my, welcome everybody to "Stop These Road 904 800" "Stop Calling." - We'll solve all your problems. - You may have heard I broke my arm. - Brace Brothers, and now we have JPO. I know I know how JP lives, and so I just, and we still have to entertain you fine people. So I just figured, let's get my brace brother, and one of my best pals, Joe Liss, on here. (crowd cheering) - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, you get the fuck in, you get the cheer, Joe. - Thank you. - By the way, I'm trying to get the title for most frequented guests, and then you brought my biggest rivals. - That's right. - I didn't even gain any footies. - It's annoying. I said it to Sarah, I was like, what the fuck is this? - I'm the Patreon prince, you're the free episode. - Yeah, you are the prince for you. - I got a Patreon, I lost my shit, and I'm not going to Patreon again. There's a lot of people upset that you've been Patreoning them. - Who are you, you're probably just talking about Ron on. - Is that right? - I don't know. (laughing) - Is that maybe the only one you've-- - I'm trying to think about who you're most annoying friend is. (laughing) - I love those moments where you try to, like, what do you call anonymously be, and then you just nail it. (laughing) I'm like, hey, I know someone that's upset with you. - You gotta post the mentalists figuring out immediately who you're talking about. - Gah. - Yeah, we're very pre-recorded. What do you want from me? - Liss, some of us know that our comedy's good enough to go behind a paywall. - That's right, JP. - Yeah, sometimes you gotta pull yourself by your Patreon bootstress. (laughing) I'm a comedy Republican. I am a overall leftist, but I'm a comedy Republican. Earn your own keep, okay? No fucking handouts. Well, that's the thing about comedy. Everyone was like, hey, we're getting rid of all these gatekeepers, which we did, but now the comedians are the gatekeepers. - And we're maybe the stupidest people at all. - We're worse at gatekeeping than the gatekeepers. - Well, no, a computer programmed by people that don't understand humanity are now the gatekeepers. - True. - We decided what goes fucking viral. It was funny that that one guy that, like, fat Canadian idiot who's like trying to be like, who, a Canadian who's trying to be conservative. Like, that's how pathetic the state of comedy has got, but now Canadians are being racist. - It's hard to be that fat and not be funny. - Yeah. (laughing) - Who are we talking about? - There was a crowd work clip. And by the way, I'm very sorry for my part in this, everyone. I do want to make a, that, I saw that clip and I was like, fuck, I'm not getting into heaven. - I was like, this is my fault. I was like, I need to commit sapuku on the fucking steps of the comedy seller. - We said that before you're like, up in Heimer visiting the White House after the Adam Balm was dropped. (laughing) - Harry Truman's like, get that with fucking pussy outta here. (laughing) - I'm sorry, I just wanted to promote my YouTube special. I didn't know I needed a refillable lease. It's refillable. (laughing) - It was just something where a guy accused a completely silent woman of being triggered. He was bombing so bad at crowd work and he was just saying, what are you triggered? And this lady was just being quiet. - She didn't laugh, she made a face and she just kind of sat there stone-faced and he just like played this whole scenario in his head of like talking to her. - Yeah. - How annoying she would theoretically be. - Exactly, exactly. It's like, you know, it's like these, it's just like this right word turn to just, that's the problem is the gatekeepers are algorithms. So now people just do whatever gets you attention. - Right. - And there's no doubt about it. Every algorithm pushes political shit. - I ask you no question. - I ask Chatchee PT, what algorithm thing? There's like, you got to start with the punch line. (laughing) - Yeah, punch line first. - I asked you, a computer was like, let's get the rest. Get the pen with the punch line. So you got to be like, right near pussy. - Oh my god. - Anyways, so I was talking to this woman and I said, where should I come? (laughing) It's like Jeopardy style. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Truly, we have completely split. - Do you set up in the form of a punch line? (laughing) That people literally took that advice where they start their clips online with the good part and then they get back around like a Quentin Tarantino start in the middle. - Something, a clip like that did get me where a guy was telling a story about Stevie Wonder having guns in his house and it started with Stevie Wonder pulls a book from a bookshelf whole, the whole, now it turns around and it's all Yaminery and he's claiming that Stevie Wonder had a Scooby Doo style bookcase that you flip around in automatic weapons. - That's what he's hiding there. - Is that true? I don't know, but it was an awesome story about Stevie Wonder putting a gun in a guy's mouth and they clicked the button and it went bang. (laughing) Like Stevie Wonder's the Joker apparently according to this guy. (laughing) - Anyway, and no disrespect to any of our friends who have done very good characters making fun of their parents, I've done it. - Sure. - If any of us did a character, repeated character on Instagram or whatever where it was just like saying things your parents say 20 million followers in days. - Yeah. - They would be, like, just refilling that. - The Joker doesn't, he's just keep saying the N word over and over again. (laughing) - He knows my frickin' lawn. - He's fucking black. (laughing) - They shouldn't like Midwest, I don't know. They shouldn't be, they shouldn't be riding buses. - Oh, I don't like buses. - So the fuck don't you know. (laughing) - Oh, we really gotta get 'em out of the one. - Yeah. - The nice Minnesota lady who actually supports ICE. I think it's good they're rounding up children. (laughing) - Oh, there's gotta be more than one. (laughing) - I bet there's a chunk of the talk like that that we're pro-wise. - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah. - I think the funniest part of Minnesota is how many of nice little, like, ladies of talk like that, we're ready to throw Molotov cocktails at cops. Like, they, our MSNBC moms, now that they, they're like, we're a church. - They're about to get a church. - The kids are going full sickle and hammer. It's kind of awesome. - They're putting that blue dye streak and just loading up the gun. (laughing) - I would love to serve in a fucking militia by like some fat lesbian Minnesota lady. That would be awesome. - Someday we'll get there in a couple of probably years. - I see strapped on the dead homies, don't you know? (laughing) But yes, we're, I'm licking my wounds here folks. I'm sorry to everyone for postponing the special. - So what happens? - So okay, there is no way to make this story not embarrassing. I just fell off a scooter. - There's no, there was no. - Bobby. - Bobby off a scooter? - That's how he broke his leg. - It was a lime scooter? - No, but I mean this is like the 90s, for God's sake. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was one with like rubber tires. (laughing) - Isn't that how Bobby got his leg on tour? - I don't. - No, he's playing football. It was like flag football, it's not the day. - They had to change his face, he must get it. - Oh, I think he rode a scooter. That's what I'm thinking about that. - Yeah, he had to watch the show in a while. - Yeah, the mobility scooter. - That's what it was. - Sarah and I, we watched it during COVID. It's pretty fun. - Seeing Bobby and fucking, yeah, I mean the comedy's tough, but seeing Bobby and like bedazzled fucking vests is so funny. - He's so funny. - He's wearing jeans. - Dude, he's wearing, so yeah, he's wearing like the jeans two chains wears, and he's got like a fucking kangle hat on. Bobby's style of a fuck. - He was kind of coming out of his black comic area. - He really was. - He was really was. - Evolution to see. - I injured my knee the same way, Tom Segura, at the same injury, the patellar tinder, but I was going way faster for the race. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were a lot more explosive. - Yeah, just putting that out there. - But this, yeah, for sure. But dude, it was so stupid where I get to my house and I drive to Baltimore. I get there a day early because I'm like, "Oh, I want to spend some time with my family. "See my nephew." I had this beautiful Wednesday planned out where I was going to go play with my nephew. Do PT for my back a different injury that I just have to put on the back burner right now. - It's a unrelated PT. - I was going to do unrelated PT at my brother's gym. - The back burner. - That's right. - Put it on. (audience laughing) - I'm mercy kill stop. His quality of life was zero. - I got the TV. - I take a podcast. I slide into that chair. - Yeah, I'm like in a mode. - Keep going, keep going. We have visible gases to get it. We have to get paid for the invisible. I already spent the twisted T money. - We gotta get this ad out there this episode. - This show must go on. I'm really leveraged right now. I have a lot of people with the charts. - I have a lot of people with the charts. - Oh my god, Eldis, if I died, Eldis would be so sad about his life first and me second. - You'd be like, "Fuck, I have to get a real job." (laughing) - We can't do that. - We're gonna get you up no matter what, man. (laughing) - JP just doesn't have the name recognition. (laughing) - He's like, "JP, I'm gonna need you to gain 200 pounds." - I start adding butter to all of JP's meals and you're up in your clothes. (laughing) - JP, you're everywhere, Alliance. - This is Eldis' fucking DM's Ben Bankis. (laughing) - He's like, "I know how we can do this. "It's worked for me before. "I've shepherded a fat idiot through it, made him famous. " Eldis pretends he's my manager "and he can fucking make this." - I have the blueprint. - I have the blueprint. (laughing) Then he starts trying to be a lib. He starts trying to do leftist talking points half-heartedly when he's too stupid to fucking even do that. - Eldis is like the director/bottler from Sunside Boulevard. (laughing) - Did you lose your camera? - It's on the Mac. - Oh, okay Mac. - That's the beep you heard earlier. - Oh, yeah. - That was the album game. - It's photo booth. It's from a piece of technology from 2004. - I thought you fucking took his camera away. - He was getting too, his profile was getting too big. - I'm only offscreen now. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - I start bringing different producers to fucking compete with Eldis. (laughing) - I might, we do actually need a backup producer. Shelby. This is Shelby. He's going to be doing a couple episodes. Do a Bobby. Bobby's got like six guys for every podcast. We have three, we do a podcast. We have three people. It doesn't make any stuff. We used to have four. We fired one. We had one producer for every dude. I got a show. She had producers. I got executive producers. Yeah. He really just anyone who emails him. He allows him to be a producer. I feel like you don't fucking get it. I made multiple people to yell at. He is a genius for that because he, that is true. We've been the one guy with him before. Both of us have a lot. This is going to hire more producers for that reason. So he can just just struggle and downstream eldest is shaking in his boots. If we got a like part-time producer, it would probably be someone who knows how this works. And they would instantly within one minute improve everything. Get a chick with tits. Now we're talking younger than you're thinking. Yes. Now, now I'm kind of on board. Oh, this is so much of his. He doesn't realize a hot woman could also be better at his job. This is someone who's easy, easier to sexually harass. This is thinking Albanian. This is when the Albanian brain kicks in. Yes. Get the girl here. She sucked the egg. She'd be quiet. Good. Good. She could never get promoted. No promotion for beach. I number one held a strong Mule producer. It is against Islamic law to pay her. I'll just get all the money. There's an old club owner who I think still exists. I'll say his name to you got afterwards. But he was of some kind of, I think you've had the group, Greek actually, but he was referring to women to me as as cut instead of pussy. He's like, like a set of like, which would have been bad enough. Like substance. He's like, you get cut literally. And I was like, what is it? What? He's like, you get cut back home. I was like, do you smash on that home? I was like, I have a girlfriend. I get one cut. I've never heard of pussy. He's trying to make it more positive than negative, I suppose. That's the British way. It's no. I feel like in the British way. It's almost like it's always singular. It's always like he's a good con. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That it really is just contes just asshole in England. Yeah. Anyway, that's well-traud territory. But it is, it is very funny to see like, we're gonna find out what they call cigarettes. Have you heard this? Aldis, Google it. That, I mean, that is what the internet has become now. It was just fun facts from like 20 years ago over and over and over again. It's like, did you know, we're closer to the Roman Empire than the Roman Empire was to Egypt to like Pharaohs? And it's like, yeah, I, that was awesome when I saw that on a text book, junior year, but it goes viral every, you know, but have you seen boobies spelled out on the calculator? Only 90s kids will know what man. So you're on a, so I'm on a scooter. And here's the fucking stupidest. It's always something dumb as hell, right? Where the whole reason I'm on the fucking scooter is because my key, my keypad doesn't work at my house and my friend has a spare key. She's a 50 minute walk away. Beautiful day. I'm like, I'm gonna go for a stroll. I was trying to be healthy. So I had like pre ordered groceries to come to my house. I was going to make chicken and peps to fuel me for the special my classic dish. Check out stopby gets ripped everyone. New season, new season coming as soon as I heal from this and my slipped disc. Anyway, so I ordered it. So as I'm walking in my friends place to get the key, I get the notification that the groceries are about to be delivered. And I'm like, fuck, I can't have my ground chicken and low calorie ice cream melt and go bad. You call out the night, right? Like, I call the, I wish I had the bat, the bat wing, dude, I wish I could fucking call up and get it. So I see a fucking scooter on my walk. I'm like, great. Pop on the scooter. Problem is it's a windy day. I'm wearing us. I'm wearing my limited edition Marty Supreme cap. And it's a dad hat. It's not firmly on my gigantic head. It's windy. The shit's going. I'm like, all right, next red light. I'm going to stop and get this hat. I make a light, whatever. I see a fucking guy is making a U turn. So I kind of divot the guy who's making the U turn is a fan. He's like, hey, what's up, dude? I'm like, what's up, dude? And then as I kind of already in making a kind of risky move, kind of, you know, doing a point on a scooter, the win takes my hat. I hit a fucking little divot in the road. I instinctively grabbed my hat. The fucking thing goes into the fucking divot in the road. I fucking bump and I just fucking fly out. And I guess I went out. I just landed my whole weight on my, on my arm. And literally I'm like, just a little bruise like, you know, for the guy versus this guy. That's the most embarrassing part of a fan who looks just like exactly like me. Just another fat guy in a, you know, in a flannel or whatever sees me. And I'm just like on the ground. He's like, it goes from delightful moment to him being like, oh my god. He's like, are you okay? I was like, I'm good. I'm okay. Go away, please. I'm just thinking about my three years of work going down the drain. I'm like, and in my head, I'm like, fuck is my, because like, I'm worried about my back. I'm not even thinking about my arm. I'm like, I just fell off a scooter when they told me to be extra careful with my fucking back for now. I fall. I'm like, fuck, what if I can't move again? What if I just got a cortisone shots in my back? I was like, what if that fucks something up? Who knows? And I'm worried about my back. And so for two hours, I'm just like, oh, I guess I bruised my arm. And then I just went to do like, to move my arm like this. Like, you know, just twist it, pronated whatever for those listening. And it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. And I'll supinate. And I was like, oh, fuck. And I went to the emergency room, hoping it was just a bone bruise, the doctor at the fucking emergency room, misreads the x-ray, says it's fine. Oh, they send me home wrapped up anyway. They're like, go get it. Cause they're like, so now I'm thinking, fuck, it's an MRI. That's not, I'm a care. Thank you. Thanks, Mon Donnie. Anyway. And so, and so I'm like, fuck, I tore, I tore the ligaments in my fucking elbow. I'm fucked, you know, for forever. I get a call next day. They're like, hey, it's actually just broken, which, at that point in my head, I'm like, that's actually good news because I'm like, great, I'm gonna cast on it. And I'll make a joke out of it. You know, I've had a broken arm before. I'm like, it's in two days. You throw a cast on. I'll be good. And, uh, and then I get there and they're like, oh, no, you've got the kind of break that you can't put a cast on. You have to, you have to put it in a brace. And you also have to move it four times a day or it'll stick. It'll, it'll heal the way it is, but it'll stick the way, unless you move it every day, you'll lose your mobility. So I had the kind of Robinson. Yeah. I'm strobe arm. Straightest driver in the history of the PGA tour. But go on. Okay. Anyway, so that's basically what happened. I got fucked. And then I was like, okay, great. So listen, I have a fucking stand-ups and all these people are like talking to me. I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm not listening about the long term stuff because in my head, I'm like, I don't want to lose hundreds of thousands of fucking dollars because I have a huge production about to happen. So I'm like, so anyway, I need you to inject me with that stuff I see they then put in football players. I said, can you just inject it? So I'm completely numb in my left arm. Whatever Hitler was taking in 45. What are they? What are they? What are they usually to keep Joe Biden alive? What are they? They've injected Joe Biden's brainstem right before the debates. Put that in my left arm for the special. Something better than that. I like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe one of the first anyway, whatever. Give me pre-jewel. Give me sexually harassing 70s, Joe Biden juice. Anyway, the point is I go, I tell this they like, hey, can you inject me with whatever they get? I literally was like, you know, what they give football players when like their ankle is shattered and they still want to play in the Super Bowl. And she's like, what? Yeah. She's like, what the fuck are you talking about? What do you think real life is NFL police? The varsity blues lady. I'm like, you know, you've seen any given Sunday, right? Yeah. And she's just looking at me like, I'm the dumbest guy of all time. She's like, oh, no. She's like, just put it on. People break their arms and then I start crying when she's like, when she's like, you can. I mean, I wasn't like, but I start tearing up. I'm like, that doesn't exist. What a fucking go. I didn't know this point. Okay. All right. All right. I start tearing up because I start seeing the culmination of my special go down the drain. I'm like, fuck, I can't do it the way I want to. I actually love that. And now I can't you do it like this though. I don't get it. If it was now, I might be able to, but it happened. It was like, I break my arm. And the next day, we have to go set the special up and the day after that, I have to do it. So now I can do this the first the first two days. It was like, if I moved it this much, I was like, Oh, God. So that's why I was like, give me a fuck. I literally asked for a nerve block, which, you know, which is what happens before they fucking like amputate your fucking before they want him. Yeah, they have to do before they do surgery or they amputate your fucking thing. They give you a nerve block. And she's like, you don't get a nerve block for it. Because the thing, the worst part is this isn't that bad. Even though it's a painful injury because I have to move it. It's not a bad injury. It actually heals. It was purely the timing that fucked me. If this happened one week earlier, I just do the special. You would have been in the middle of the joke. I'd be like, fuck. Where is the break up here? Break is like right right by my elbow, right under my elbow. And so yeah, it's uh, yeah, it's so fucked up and then I didn't It's like where this upper or inside bone meets the elbow, correct? Is it a radio? I think it's a radio head break. Something like that. Oh, the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want those in my car. You look good in Jr. Makes you a retarded football. But then I did feel like such a, and I did feel like a pussy for crying because I love stand-ups so much. And then the next day after I, after I, after I had canceled, after I canceled the special boat. And thank, by the way, I'm really sorry, everybody in Baltimore, but also thank you to the lyric. Doing it in Baltimore saved my life because everybody played ball. They were basically like, no worries, we'll just do it in July. We found a date that works July, 18th and 19th, please come out. If you have to get a refund, I get it. But now it opens it up for people that didn't get tickets because we were, dude, we ever sold out four shows at the lyric 8,000 fucking tickets for a special, I felt so good. So guys, we still want it so full to the brim. Please buy your tickets. I love you, Baltimore. And I do love Baltimore because every, every vendor, everybody that we had hired, every, like, they were like, no worries, like, you know, I'm out the money that, like, bringing people over. And there were some things I couldn't get a refund on. But at the end of the day, I didn't lose the whole budget, which is what I was worried about. So shout out to my hometown for taking care of me. I love you. And that was my applause. Refreshing loose with those over here. But yes, so I will, I'll be fine. It's just also the timing is horrible because I postponed the special and then I'm shooting a movie and I had to just go, I was shooting something where I had to, like, keep my arm propped up and I took the brace off because I could find the can prop it whatever, as I just don't know, you know, I'm stupid. I just told them wrong information and I'm just riffing and I'm like, there's so much fucking stuff. Stop filming a movie about cross-country skiing. Yeah. So persevere, thank you to everybody for buying tickets, who's bought tickets and sorry to everybody who can't make it to the, to the new one, but it's still going to be a banger. But that's how I got my ass fucked. That's what I get for trying to be a fat man, a 37 fucked you in the ass. This is a wild opportunity. I know that. I was campaigned. The guy came over and fucked my ass. I can't imagine if I'm in like driving on the street and like Eddie Vetter is walking by and then just falls and breaks the cycle. I'm just fucked. So whatever it sucks, but you know, people with much harder jobs, fuck their arms up. So I'll be okay. You're breaking a Mexican dude on every job site, who's ACL tour 25 years ago, and he walks with like a circular motion of his leg and still works for 16 hours a day. And he's so strong. And he's stuck. A carrier fridge. A four-two guy with the weirdest gate you've ever seen in your life, like a one inch difference limp. And he's still, you know, climbing on here legally. Tell us. Think about it, maybe think about it. Some to think about folks, Greg, did you ever, I mean, you obviously have a fucked up. You very famously fucked your knee up, dunking, throwing it down, windmill 360. But you missed the whole fucking tour as a result. You missed the bus. So we're really decimated by injury here. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. And eldest was going to PT for his knee tomorrow. Good. Yeah. I bet you have a meniscus tear or something. People often have meniscus tears. They don't realize it. Yeah. That's it. It's been fucking paid like in pain for a while. Yeah. He was playing Herder Radio City. He's got the fucked up right now. I got the fucked up left. Well, eldest is the king of weird. He had an ankle sprain that basically he had to move back to Baltimore for like six months. Yeah. I just stopped going to my old job. And let my mom nurse me back to hell for like one month, about like 26 in New York. And where I was taking eldest in my fucking shitty, my 97 hunt, the civic. Yeah. I remember that was like my welcome to New York moment was seeing eldest on all fours going up the steps. Yeah. And I was like, it was pathetic too, because I didn't tell my family for like a week after it happened. Let me just see how this goes. You can't show weakness to an Albanian family. No. No. No, kill you like the runt of the litter. They'll throw you off. Yeah. Don't sprain me, or have that black friend or you're out of family. But yes, you eldest. So we eldest and you had some weird shit on your your shoulder or all last tour. Remember? Oh, yeah. I fell because I was like like like speed walking to get to the Airbnb in Colombia, Missouri because I really had running man because I really had to take a shit. Yeah. I was like walking fast. And I missed the curve. - He gave me one guess as to why he was speedwalking. (laughing) - You didn't have to finish that sentence out of this. - Everyone knew why you were speedwalking. - You were the only one who wasn't. - When he gets those hits going. - Yeah, I felt like I missed the curb, and I just fell on my forearm. That just like fucked me for like two months. - No, I made it. - Oh yeah, no. - He's got a, for all his faults, powerful swing to run the kid. (laughing) - Have you fucked up yourself in a way that impacted your comedy career? - Oh, no, I mean, I've sprained my ankle. By the way, I'm the oldest one here. I'm the healthiest guy, right? This is, you guys have come in a part of the scene. (laughing) That's terrible. I sprained my ankle on graduation day. High school grad, I didn't go to any college, obviously. But the day I graduated, I was all pumped, and I was listening, we were playing volleyball, and Brown Sugar was on it. I was doing a Mick Jagger, and there was like a ditch, and I think my father put it there. (laughing) And I was like, "Fuckin' Brown Jagger!" (laughing) And I bow, like a shotgun. And so like, it was very metaphorical, or symbolic, like 40 minutes after I graduated. - The rest of your life, kid's gonna fucking suck now, too. - I was just in the hospital, and what? - Oh, it was like your high school graduation party. - Yeah, yeah, I was like, we finished, we graduated, and went straight to my parents' house, and started playing volleyball. - So you're at a barbecue, you're playing volleyball. - Congrats, Joe. - And then we were on out, it's all downhill from here. - We're cocked, sucka. And my girlfriend at the time had painted my toenails, mint green, and they were like, we got to take the sock all the way off, and they pulled it off, my father was like, what the fuck is this? - Put it on, put it back on. You're on your own, kid. - Yeah, no pain killers for you. (laughing) - And then when I was sleeping, he shaved all my hair off. (laughing) Where the army gets you. (laughing) - You just wake up at basic training, huh? - What the fuck? - He can't list, he's a little light in the loafers. - Yeah, absolutely. - Before I don't ask, I'll tell. - That would be smart to go to your fucking army recruitment with fucking painted toenails. - That's like a subtle Robin Williams joke in whatever movie. It's like, I haven't sat shades since I was in front of the draft board. - Oh, is it, is it Mrs. Daffyre? - I think it was Mrs. Daffyre, yeah. - It's just party firestein is telling you to be gay. - No, it's the other one. What's the other one? Where he's supposed to be, that's to be gay. - Well, in the birkin, she plays Strage. He pretends to be straight. He walks like John Wayne. - That's great, that's great. - You get off that horse and head into the saloon. - Yeah, yeah. - And somebody pointed out, which is hilarious, that Robin Williams and the Birkage and Ace Ventura have the exact same outfit. - Yes, they're just exactly the same. - 100%. - Very funny. - That is funny because nothing about Ace Ventura feels gay and everything about Robin Williams in that movie, for his gay, that's a good acting, baby. 'Cause sometimes the clothes can really fucking. - It's gay and powerful versus straight and flamboyant. - Yes, straight. - And Ventura is a flamboyant straight. - Yeah, it's straight in like a. - He fucks the dog shit out of that lady in that one scene. He's really plowin', yeah, he plows her like seven or eight. - He does fuck her nice in that. - Yeah. - As all the animals are there. - Primo, Courtney Cox, too. - Ooh, yeah. - Now, I had this question, did that song have sexual undertones before that? 'Cause now that means sex. - The mighty jungle? - Yeah, I guess the woman with an unshaved bush, that's her mighty jungle, that's very, you know. - In the jungle, the mighty jungle. - The lion sleeps. - The lion sleeps. Does he sleep after getting pussy? Oh, just look at this. Look at this. - A rap song. - A rap song? - Yeah, they put 'em to sleep, you know. - Oh, the rapists. - They raped the lion. - Yeah, he's sleeping. - He's sleeping in the, so Cosby rapes the lion. - You know that lion rapes? Straight joke? - Nah, don't. Remember that joke, you know that joke? - I don't think so. - A lion rapes. - There's a lion he's running in the jungle or whatever. He's chasing a, I don't know, a rabbit. - Yeah. - And the rabbit runs really fast. And then the lion runs really fast. And the lion gets stuck down a hole. His head's down the hole with his ass in the air. - He's like, help me step bro, I'm stuck. The lion is basically in the dishwasher, in the washing machine. - Yeah. - You seen that genre of pornography? - I have not. - Oh, you should check it out. Just help me, I'm stuck. - I will check that out. (laughing) - And some go, he's like, please help. And then somebody just fucks her pussy anyway. You can put it in there. - But then a big bear comes. The big grizzly bear comes. And he fucks the lion in the ass. He rapes the lion in the ass. And the lion's going, who's back there? I know it's you, bear. You big bear, you piece of shit. And the bear's like, oh, shut up. And he holds his tail up and he comes all over his tail. And then he takes out and the bear's like, I'm going to chase you down, I'm going to get you. I'm going to kill you. So the bear leaves after he comes on the lion, and then he's going, and then the lion gets free. And he's running. So the bear comes across a camper, a campsite. And he's scared, he scares off the human being guy. And he puts on the guy's hat and glasses and grabs his newspaper. And a few seconds later, the lion comes up to the thing and he goes, hey, have you seen a fucking big bear with come all over his gunk, run by here? And the bear puts the newspaper down and looks over. glasses and says, uh, oh, the bear that fucked the lion in the ass and the lion goes, it's in the paper already. That's basically great. That's a great joke I've never heard that, man. Yeah. That's a fun one. That's good stuff. He's in the paper. All right. The back of the line is talking to a person, the existence of newspapers in the jungle. That's the jungle. We're a bear and lion are together. They don't live in the same climate. A rabbit, not a fucking gazelle or something. Whatever. Also, that he knows it's going to be in the paper eventually. He's going to be able to explain it in there already. Yeah. He's not eating the guy for strength or anything. He's asking a human being if he's in a gay bear, well, the bear, the bear is in the costume. I know. I'm not saying he's the lion. He's not eating a man. He thinks he's a man. Yeah. He's asking for directions. He's asking for help. Now this guy's Dr. Doolittle or something. I see. There's a lot of great elements that only enhance the joke. Yeah. It's good fun. It's good fun. So you, so just the sprained ankle and then I sprained it again later. But yeah, no broke bones. Nope. Nope. Not gone. There's what it was. Yeah. Never a break, huh? No. I know it feels stupid because a break is a little kid's injury. Like Miniskus, that's a man's injury. You know what I mean? Liga man. That's for a man. Bringer. Bringer, I'm off a scooter. I mean, that's what a seven-year-old does. Yeah. You fell off a razor. Yeah, dude. It's literally like an injury that a fucking grown man should not get. But I haven't even heard of anyone with a broken arm in a long time. Yeah. I know. It's fucking. I feel so fucking pathetic. But, you know, and it really makes you realize how fucked you are. How like anyone disabled at all. How fucked they are. Yeah. You know that on some level. It's like when you go. and also that every one of us is this close from some crazy shit happening that completely changes your entire fucking life. It's fucking insane, dude. We're all so close to pulling a. you turn on a scooter with a pop-hole while pointing out to a fan. No, a stupid thing happening due to a series of dumb little events could change anyone's life. That's true. You know? But, you know, we're. again, we're persevering. We're going to get that shit going. And I am addicted to weed and crazy amounts again. I just take 100 milligrams and it feels like I took a 10 milligrams. It really is, though, now, because like now I have to fucking. the pain at night is so bad. I just have to fucking. Yeah. You have to turn your brain. Because now. That's why I was taking the perks, the first few nights that they gave me after the surgery just to sleep. Do you have any leftover? Don't worry about. I bet you could guess. What's it worth to you? I mean, what name your pro? Suck. Suck. Yeah, I'll just look like your dig if you give me the perks. You and I are just going to ask to ask for my remaining perks. I didn't pull it off. Yeah. I was about to say that. That's so funny. But that line is just very. It's incredible. Yeah. I mean, Keith David saying that the most evil, like that Satan, and I didn't pull out for air Cinderella. It's like, that's what the devil would sound like. Oh, and he's having fun. That's fun devil. Not like. Cheeky devil. Cheeky devil, not like, you know. Oh, I guess that's not exactly fun. I don't know the name of that movie right now. Recommend for your dream. Yeah. My fucking brain is fried. God, Keith David is the fucking man. Yeah. The most said "momento." Momento's pretty good. Yeah. I love momento. Just a totally different movie. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Is there a black person in Momento? I can't think of one off the top of my head. I'm feeling right to everyone. It's Joey Pateliano, the fat guy at the front desk. Does he get. Oh, is the tattoo artist black or something? Anyway, look that up, hell. Just figure that out. If in the jungle, if there's any sex undertones, uh, I have the lyrics. We could go verse my verse. There aren't a whole bunch of lyrics. The fucking. We can go verse my verse. You didn't fucking pre-look at it. We were having this conversation. The first two. The first two are like, you know, in the jungle, near the village, a peaceful village, whatever. The third verse is, my darling don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight. Hush my darling. Don't fear my darling. That's more about a guy. Oh, that's more about a guy. Don't get eaten by a lion undertones. Or maybe we're free to fuck. The lion is sleeping because you can't pause to fuck when the lion. He might smell your pussy. He might smell your cock. You might draw the lion to you, but as soon as the woman comes, she goes a wee-a-mom away. Yeah, and so. Yeah. Exactly. I told you. I told you. Is that the. I think so. I'm not saying anything definitive, but that's the vibe I get. Okay. I think Ace Ventura is a big part of it. And of course, all the sounds in this song sound very sexual. Right. Yeah. It's kind of vibe. It's not a vibe in undertones because it became a joke for people of my age. It was like, if you saw two people holding it, you'd go. It was like a funny like, it became that thing. Now it's. It means sex. I've always existed in a world where that song means sex. You know why? It's spiritually linked with the Little Mermaid song. Like, you got to kiss the girl. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's like a very similar kind of almost Caribbean fuck song. It's kind of. Little Mermaid. Yeah. Who would you put on when you got sex? Oh. Yeah, yeah. I don't know every other song, but that one from The Little Mermaid. I don't remember that one. I remember Anna was the under the sea. Sure. And part of your world is a pretty. That's part of your world. Is that Little Mermaid? Oh, who's gay now? I didn't know that was Little Mermaid. Little Mermaid. I just had a song. I had this. Oh, show doesn't know. We just used the Broadway show too. It just wasn't the Broadway show too. It's like what I put the original cast recording in my CD play. Part of your world. Yeah. I do not fuck girls. I wanna suck on a man's dick. Yeah, we don't need to have it be connected to the joke, guys. You could just. You could just make a gay. That's a plug-and-play, baby. That's a million dollar formula. That's the formula. That's the plug-and-KFC secret blends and spices of stuff. The herbs and spices, baby. That's the one thing we carried over from Come Down. When in doubt, sing something gay. Come on my back. Don't clean it off. Joe wants to peel it off a couple days later. They have a super bandwagon over there. Like a bear on a tree. Yeah, he's the bear on the tree. And it's all going full circle now with the bear. And the bear fucked the guy. Yeah, fucked the guy. Right? Yep. That's very same bear. Elders now have you figured out there were any black people in Memento? That's looking inconclusive. I don't think so. Okay. I got a search tattoo on it. Why don't we get to the IMDB? I don't wanna tell you how you do your job, but maybe go somewhere where they list the whole fucking cast and see if anyone's black. I just saw. Speaking. Oh wait, no. That's Nolan. I was Christopher Nolan as Memento. Yeah. I think Rick Wimford. Who directed Wimford Dream? That's what's his toes. Who did Rick Wimford Dream? So the same guy who did Dian Dorko. Oh, maybe. I don't remember. Cause I wanna say somebody who definitely isn't. Cause it is Aaron Ophsky. Oh, yeah. Good cool. Fun to say Dian Aaron Ophsky. Dian Aaron Ophsky. Okay. Shout out to the whale, one of the funniest movies ever made. I saw it on a plane with someone else watching it. And I was cracking up at the end. It was. Me, you know, this. We're laughing so hard. We held hands and laughed at the end. So fucked up. What's up with you guys? One of you wanted to watch it. I think you were behind us cause we were next to each other. And I remember seeing that last scene of hearing you cackle. Yeah. It was so fucked up. It was on a trip where all three of us were together. He's got some bangers though. The wrestler. You know, black swan, great movies. For some reason I was thinking, memento is thinking fucking the wakowski but they have nothing to do with that. Why am I. I know. I don't know why I'm thinking them. I did see. You're a speed racer. I mean, I know you did. I don't think so. It's good. With a leal of meal herf. Yeah, meal herf. No. They re-released it on 420 on IMAX and we went and saw it. It ribs. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Well, I'm shocked. You never. Cause you're a very sporty guy. I'm shocked. You never had any injuries. Cause my. I would. You know, me and my family fucked each other up. I think we're kind of cut from the same genetic line. And I don't think I've ever had a bone break either. Really? I've had other injuries. I've had maybe little cracks in my bones but never like a significant one. Any pull. Are you just an iron, man? Are you fucking Cal Ripken Junior, man? No, no real injury. I mean, I had a calf strain, I think, doing MMA. I remember being like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a bummer. But that was like. That was you just jacking off in the locker room. Yeah, yeah. Cause you were on your toes peaking over the stall to look at somebody. Ah, calf strain. No, I remember doing that. But that was just like kind of a limp for a couple days. I do yoga, you know. You're very healthy. I'm about to do yoga. That sounds like a rock. I've been doing hot yoga the last few days. Yesterday, I did it back-to-back days and then yesterday I was so depleted after. I just got the baby and all that. But yeah, yoga rules. And the chicks are just so hot. Yeah, you're great yoga joke. I'm always jealous of it. Oh, thanks. Cause every time I take a yoga class, I'm like, I got to write a bit about this. And I just inevitably just end up stealing your bit in my head. Oh, thank you. That's just. That's taking it. It didn't do that much for me. It'll be much bigger in your hands. Fuck you. Yeah, I just started doing my friends great jokes from a few years ago. And nobody gives the fuck. That's how artistically bankrupts over. Yeah, no one even noticed. People really do. It is crazy. People just steal ideas. Just nonstop. Consum. No, online, there is. It's just the Wild West. I think we're probably like 10 years away. Not even ideas. Execution as well. I've seen copies. There's like a lift and uber of the same viral video for everything. It's crazy. I do think we're starting as it just, as that just becomes what art is. I think clearly the defining type of art in for this, for this like up and coming generation without question is video editing, editing in general, editing was never like the premier thing. But that clearly is like this generation's like rock and roll in my opinion. Like where it's like making edits, making edits, like we are going, we are about to produce the best editors ever because these kids think like editors from the moment, that's how they interact with everything. And it keeps getting easier to do as this generation gets older, like they're going to be unbelievable. But I do think it's going to be a thing like Vaudeville where it's like, you know, when comedy first started, you could just, there was a guy who made his career by just sending his agent to go, that's a good gag, pick that up, put that in your act. That's kind of how people create viral careers now where they're like, ooh, steal that. But I think is this just becomes, because right now artists control by people who disdain short form video content and we don't see it as real art, but as they age into controlling culture and society, I think that's when we start having standards on plagiarizing internet content. I think so. There's a thing. Like I had this video get like kind of viral of like doing impression based on my dad of like an old guy talking about sports or whatever. I remember that's a great, that's a great character. And then some guy, I won't say who he is, he made a very similar character and in the caption. And it's since going on to become like famous from it. He's like character inspired by McTade Baby. And I commented on it. I was like, so you just took my idea and made it worse, and it's like a shittier version of that. And he's like, I won't say but he's like, you tell us if you would like us to put him on blast. I'll fucking tear him up. No, the attention economy. I don't know. J.P. He's too good a guy. I want to fucking sit on this guy publicly, dude. Fuck you, dude. J.P. Won't let me do it. But everybody say fuck you to this guy. Make one of the theoretical. Go pick, go find. No, it wasn't. Bleed that out. We've already taken enough shots on this episode. We don't need the fucking and then really hide it because I know you're bad at your job. Don't make it be a short bleep where everybody can see my mouth clearly. Anyway, whatever. Who fucking cares? Um, everything sucks tomorrow, yeah, but I did, dude, and you know what, but the best part there was the first couple of days I have to break when I did cancel the special. I was like, I just had three days of sitting on my couch with my arm iced and just watching movies. I was like, fuck, was breaking my arm like these three days are the best days I've had. Cause I just got to chill. I didn't have responsibilities. Right. I can watch some fucking movies. It was like COVID. When COVID started, I was like, this is exactly what I needed. Yeah. Yeah, for real. I have a fucking week for off on the movie. I mean, we got to do some podcast and shit because again, no broken arm is going to stop me from entertaining you guys while you do your dishes and walk your dog, okay? Even with a broken bone, Stavros can sit on the chair with his feet up and talk about coming. No properly braced bone breaks. The surgeons, the surgeons are like, you're not cleared to sit in the chair. You're not cleared. Don't even think about it. Get to laugh at it and a lion getting his ass fucked. You're not cleared to chuck a little bear fucking a lion in the ass. How would it be in the paper that quick? Yeah. And you know, it just shows you the state of journalism in this country and when they wrote that joke, that was feasible. It's not about who's right. It's about who's first. We don't have gays. Our gay sex forest division of the New York Times has been slashed. Ever since Bezos bought it, no one's reporting on animals fucking on their on each other's asses anymore. I'm off social media. I deleted off my phone. I got no social media on my phone. That's my feeling. Pretty good. It's pretty great. Yeah. I did that too for the week where I was like, don't fucking, you know, when you break, when you do something as fucked up, a shity is like postponed, a special. I was like, I don't need to be on the internet for people to be mad at me. So I took it off and I think I'm going to just keep it. It's great. For a week, I didn't have it and then I put it back on for, I think I wanted to like post, I think I put it back on just to post, I don't know, some post-pomant thing. And then there was some reason last week I had to take it back. And for a day, I had just had it on my phone. I was so unhappy and I was like, all right, it's gone. I don't give a fuck. I'll just can post somebody else can fucking post. But yeah, dude, I'm going to just fucking sit here, broken, you know, sit up, feed up. I think I'm going to go over all of Scorsese's filmography. Oh that's just how it used to be the whole time, just pissing jars, watch everything. Yeah, yeah, I wanted to, I'm going to, I've never, because I've seen all the gun stuff, but I didn't, I'm like, and stuff, you know, all the mafia movies, all the like cool, fun ones. But I'm just a good fellow to gun stuff is really, no, but what I'm saying is Scorsese is such a, of a varied filmmaker, sure, that I love all his, and not just the, you know, obviously I've seen all the fun ones, to me, all the fun ones is the crime genre. And then after hours and a, but I just, you know, I never saw age of innocence, even New York, New York, because it's hard to find. Yeah. I want to see that. I want to watch. He's like, is Jesus movie or something? Yeah. I did see last temptation in Chris, because I, I got, I got really into that book, the Bible. No. No, that ain't me, brother. Well, I was reading it, basically, in my like annoying, you know, fucking Ricky Gervais-style atheist, just like period, no, but I, and it would think this happened, and it was, you know, he's a Greek all because I, Jackie is like a classic Greek books. So I was like, all right, let me fucking read last time, and it was a great book. And I was, that was the summer I had, I was working at Blockbuster. It's about fucking. Yeah, pretty much it. It's basically like. Yeah. That's the song that was playing when Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene in the book, who, that would be a funny edit. I don't remember if you fucks her in the, and then, but yeah, Willem DeFoe is Jesus with Martin Scorsese. Mm-hmm. Come on. That's going to be, and then, and fucking, the best part is, uh, uh, who does, uh, Harvey Kitell play? Does he, does he play Pontch's pilot or Judas? I don't even fucking remember. Listen. My hands are tied. Judas! Yeah, it's your gonna call. It's 30 pieces of silver. But yeah, it's just, Harvey Kitell is just Harvey. Who does he play? He's Judas. He's Judas. Yeah. I mean, that's the best part. He's a man. Listen. You know, we grew up together, but you know, Jesus. Come on. I would never started you out. Jesus is silver. You think I'd show you out? You're my guy, Jesus. Come on. I got debts. No honest man can pay. Yeah. Yeah. Judas is, Judas bet on the fucking match. He kept losing on the match. Another great Harvey Kitell performance. Go check out, uh, Luke, uh, badly tenored folks. Uh, anyway. So yeah, I'm gonna fucking crush the Scorsese filmography, uh, and just fucking watch Age of Innocence watch the ones about Jesus and shit like that, um, what's the one with fucking Andrew Garfield? I want to watch that one. Oh, under the silver lake. No, no, yes. Of course, as you direct the movie called the journey or the thumb, the church, the silence. Silence. Silence. The journey. The journey. I don't know. It's a whole journey. I couldn't get through that fucking thing. There are all these theories about the movie under the silver lake. About Hollywood was like shelved and like the promotion was canceled because it gave away too much about how Hollywood is run. How it actually works. Honestly. I think that's probably right. Sorry. I'm just becoming stiff. I have some in the same Mr. McDade, uh, that movie is fucking awesome. And I do believe that that's how Hollywood is run, um, getting this much into the entertainment show. I'm like, whoa. Yeah. Wow. This is fucking hilarious. Crazy weird shit is happening around these motherfuckers. But you know, someday I'd love to yeah, cause I don't silver lake. The plot is basically Andrew Garfield, like kind of falls in love or he has a connection to this hot girl in his, uh, you know, apartment building. Actually, I guess I shouldn't give it away. I don't give it away. Yeah. Yeah. She disappears one day at high jinks and soup. Yeah. Yeah. She disappears. It becomes like a, uh, a, uh, she gets stuck in a hole and then she gets stuck in a washing machine. Yeah. Come help me, Andrew Garfield and then he fucks her pussy in the Spider-Man costume. What is it? It's the, the genre is stuck, I guess if I had to stuck in the washing machine and I don't know. Cuck. Cuck, I know. No, it's not. Cuck. I know. I know. You have another great cook joke about that. How you, how you just look like the guy. Cuck porn. It's great, but you got to see it live. I'm not, I have no desire to watch somebody else, fuck my girlfriend. No, zero. You never had a girlfriend. I've had a girlfriend before, but it jays that in meter. I've never, ever once, I've known you 20 years, you never like, this is Julie, my girlfriend, JP's the closest thing or else I should say. What do you think J stands for? I put on a wig sometimes and I'm a Julie Perry winkle. I think he keeps you around on the road because I'm a good hang. I fucked JP's mouth. I was thinking just arm and arm with a lady, show up at the seller. Well, why would I do? It's my place of work. All right. We're friends. We are my house. I know you over. We hung out. Yes, you're right. I did. I did. I bring the lady. Marty still plays you. He knows, my son knows every person to get him every gift. Hell yeah. He's like us. The stuff gave it to me. I got a hand. He's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. He's crazy. I've never met my whole childhood. I remember one gift. I know. He remembers every single one. What a fucking good guy. Yeah. I love Marty, man. He's the man. Yeah, he's all right. How's he doing? He's the other day, I was sitting with him and then Sarah sat down and he goes, "Mom, get off the couch." And I go, I go, "Marty, that's who you're proud of, Mom." That's not nice. He goes, "Please." He thought it wasn't nice because he didn't say, "Please, go stand in the laundry room." His fellow's night, "Mom, we're watching the Celtics." That's how you say that one, too. Speaking of basketball, we're in the cab. This is a while ago. This is like a year ago. And he just goes, "Basketball." And I looked and I thought there was going to be people holding basketball. It was literally just four black guys posing for a photo. They were like taking a photo. And he was like, "Oh, basketball." He thought it was Jack, Chuck, and Kenny, inside the NBA. And I was like, "Man, we got to watch some other stuff." He's like, "Oh, who's that?" Smart kid, smart kid. He thought it was the FAB-5. He's like, "Go with black guys." Basketball. I was like sort of good football, you know what I'm talking about? Good beef football. Yeah, you got to watch some classic black cinema, maybe some black sitcoms, UPN. That was fucking awesome. Smart kid. That was the wire. He was great in that. But yeah, age, dude, you watch some fucking, you watch fucking girlfriends. I've talked about girlfriends on, produced by Kelsey Grammar, hilariously. It's a show. Girlfriends. It's just four hot black ladies. It was basically the UPN black, it was basically basic TV black sex in the city, sort of. No one can orchestrate a series about the black female experience like me, Kelsey Grammar. I can. He's on a fucking boat, too. I'm invited to the cookout. I'm at the cookout, Niles, and you're not. Because you're gay. Girl, let me show you how to manage your baby hairs. Your edges are fucked up. Bitch, that wig is synthetic. Someone puts a Yin Yang twins. Miss Sarah, you really put your foot in this coleslaw. You put your whole pussy in the mac and cheese, Miss Sarah. Is this casting grammar impression? Yeah. I lost the plot a little. These are solid grammars. You never thought Kelsey Grammar was British growing up, watching phrases, maybe. This might be a pure age difference, because we're slightly younger, and to us, Frazier was British, I feel. Yes. If you watched him as a child, I'd never watch Frazier, but I watched yours, and he kind of said, hmm, yes. He got a little more in the translate of anything as he got older, I guess. I guess so. In cheers, he's kind of like the, you know, upper crust, you know, toy, toy, toy, liberal type of shit. Let me help you deal with your baby daddy. Bitch, I know you need some bills paid. I've got a measure of PCS if you're willing to suck for it. Suck me for your metro PCS. We all know you got that bag at the sloss and swap piece. You think she's shrieking if you got it anyway, bitch, that says VSL on the bag. All right. To stop me and JP from doing invited to the cook out, Kelsey Grammar, let's move on to some questions, shall we? And I hear the halfway point. Do either of my good pals, I'm in the blood. Well, I quite have, I don't know, there's a marathon, anything to plug, Joe. Yeah. When does this come out? I don't know. In what a week and a half, two weeks, 25th. Yeah, yeah. Pretty recent. Yeah. I'm trying to think of my UK tour, I'm out in the UK. I'm in Dublin. I don't know. No, I'm in Belfast on the 28th, I think, and then I'm in governors. But Tom Dustin, Portrait of a comedian, my documentary, Tom Dustin, is on punchuplive.com and watch that. And I don't know. Great fucking filmmaker. Are you going to make some more movies? Well, I got the Skankfest doc right now in the middle of it. Oh, it's crazy. Are you editing it? Are you going to make it again? I mean, I have a guy editing, but I'm watching all the footage going cut it here and cut it there. We have a thousand hours of footage. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah. It's going to be insane. And that's from last year, two years ago. Last year, yeah, November, and there's pussy and dits and it's crazy. I mean, it's a good time. And jujitsu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, ladies taking their shave, pussy's out, it's completely insane. You got to get over to Skankfest. If they do it in New York again, I'd love to do it. I just don't want to travel. I mean, the last couple years, my travel scouts have been so fucking nuts that this is what everyone said, but it's fucking crazy. It's the most fun. I just traveling fucking sucks, you know, I get it. I can't wait. Come visit me in Austin. Oh, fuck. Are you really moving? No, baby. I'm going to kill myself. You fucking move those. Anyway, play a fucking call. I'll just. Hey, Bobby Hale. This is Hastings guest and or guest. My name is Dominic and I'm an EMT in Texas here. Texas. I'm calling in because I have, I've been having a lot of issues with my coworker. Whenever you're working in a mess, you know, there's two people on the end of this note. And last part of that, I had a couple of months go quit. He was awesome. Love that dude. And then I get this girl now. And I'll tell you what, it's a fucking nightmare, you know, EMS requires physicality or requires making decisions under stress. All these things and whenever you're responding to emergencies and non-emergencies going to hospitals, dealing with patients, you need a form of that, you know, essentially this girl has none of that shit. It's a nightmare every time I work with her. She has dumb, dumb ass questions, denerses. She makes legitimate, like, potentially fatal clinical errors, errors with, with patient. I mean, it's that, dude. She falls down just on flat ground, whatever we're moving patients in. She makes bad calls. Yeah, she sucks. It's just horrific, dude. Like, I can go on and on. Essentially, I need to let my company know about this because it's getting increasingly worse. I either want her fired or I just want to work with a different person. But I'm torn. Do I, I don't really know how to present this to my supervisor. I have a lot of events written down, but I want to present this to my supervisor. I don't want to, like, get this person, I don't know if I want to get her fired so that she needs to work and get money, but also, like, maybe this job just isn't for her, man. Like, she bucks up so much and so often. Like, it scares me whenever she has to take care of someone because she was didimingly, has no clue what she's doing. So I'm just torn, man, and you know, if any of you guys could help me out, you know, I'd love to do I, you know, I can pull the credit of this bitch fire because she likes her job or like, I don't know, man, I'm torn. Okay. I'm going to call 911 on this man for his misogyny. I just feel like he could have lingered on the, she's falling down. Yeah. What do you mean she's falling down? She makes bad calls and like, wait, what? She's walking and falls down. Yeah. So, okay. There's a big van dyking over in your bitch. We're like, vagina van dyke. Respect. Very nice to have done. Thank you. So there's a couple of things here. The first thing is it always sucks when you're in the perfect groove at a job. And you, you're with like, or you know, even with us, it's like, like, like, you know, bringing you on the road is like, we have, we have it so dialed in, we've got our crew, you fucking breaking your knee or whatever the fuck, fuck the, the, the operations up. Now luckily, and actually we did kind of have, you know, we did get a woman who falls down a lot and sucks. No, no, Sarah was great. You had very 20 people in my place. I was great. Very, very 20 people. We actually had a fuck it. We had Sarah. Sarah came for a couple. My wife, yeah, yeah, she was on the bank, the regular bus, the regular bus. Oh, Sarah Sherman, Maddie Smith, Anthony DeVito and Sahib Singh. We had, we had a great crew, but it always sucks. But I remember having like a fucking day job and you're like partner or the person training you's awesome. And then they reassign you or the training periods over and you just have to work with someone who sucks. Or you find out that they called out when you come in for your shift. Right. Right, right, right. Somebody is like, you know, I remember being in college. We would go make fucking pizzas as a fun rate. We would sell pizzas at Raven Stadium as like a college fundraiser. And when it was like, it was actually, that was a great, it was so fun to do hungover. It was like a, you know, 19 year old. But when it was your boy, when it was like your boys, it was fun as shit. You just, you guys all got fucked up the night before and you're just making pizzas, but it was like a bad crew. It was one of the worst days of your life. So that's number one. You're just going through the vibes or fucked. That's one. But spiritually, that may be affecting you a lot more than even her being that bad at her job. And now we have the second part, which is she's just bad at the fucking job. Yeah. And so there's two things. here. One is why did the why did his first person get reassigned? Did he explain it? Was it just a did he say quit? He quit. Oh, the first person quit because he thought it would be a boondam professionally, but it definitely wouldn't be because all the EMTs are way worse in Austin than they are in New York. All the EMTs just talk about woke culture when they pick you up. They the first thing they do it on also the EMTs as soon as you get to the check a woman's fucking pussy to be like, all right, it's a pussy. It's not a fucking dick. All right, we can take this one. Anyway, so so now my question is, did you because if you're a more senior person who gets a new person, is this maybe just you need to be kind of a mentor to this person? When they expecting you to train her in any way, do you have any responsibility here? My question is when she's made all these mistakes, step one, stay upright. Yes, step one, don't fall. I mean, a man always needs to train a woman to some extent. Even in a professional environment, you do you must control your bitch. So there's kind of that's maybe step one because smell the late text. And I guess my question is when this person fucks up and they're new to the job, did you where you like, hey, actually do this or did you see somebody you didn't like as much as your friend and immediately go into fucking letter fail. Because you immediately like your boy's gone. So now you're like, oh, this fucking dumb bitch doesn't even know how to take blood. And instead of being like, hey, do it this way. You immediately took the notebook out and we're like documenting this documenting this. So hey, don't put the defibrillator on his dick. Because in the look in life, most of life is being put in a fucked up situation that shouldn't happen. Almost everything every time I've ever done anything, like even fucking, I don't want to do a movie and pretend my arms not broken. I have to just pretend like it's not I'm just not going to do that as it's not going to be as good as if I was in perfect conditions, right? Or when I throw my back out and we remember Florida, when I couldn't even fucking walk, I don't want to do stand up when I can't even fucking move. But and was it the best? No, but I may do and whatever. So sometimes you just have to get through it. But if you have done your due diligence and tried to make the best of the situation and tried to make fucking lemonade out of lemons, even though, again, you shouldn't have, it's not your job to train someone who's shitty. But in reality, that happens a lot and not just with the empties with corporate jobs with entertainment with what in every field this happens. If you really tried and she's so bad and you throw in the fact that this isn't stand up, which doesn't matter, this isn't some middle management bullshit that Eldest used to do. When he worked at fucking, you know, for some dumb website, if this person fucks up, somebody could die, that to me means if you've done your due diligence, you are and you've actually tried to help her out and that failed, then you now you're well within your rights to just be like, hey, go to a boss and be like, hey, I'm a little worried about her. Is there something we could do? Don't start with the like, this bitch has to go. You need to try and be like, hey, can we fucking help her? And even frame it as like, can you guys fucking let her work with somebody who can train her for a little bit? Because she's I'm pretty new. I can't handle it. She's fucking shit up. I don't want to lose her job, but I feel like she needs a little training. And then if you work for a fucked up company that's like, oh, no, we're not going to spend time doing that. We're just going to fire her. That's not really your fault. But this is, if you worked at someplace like a fucking, you know, some shitty news website, I would just say like, shut the fuck off and just do your job. But you do people could die. So yeah, you can fucking you can at least report this kind of behavior. I think your claim instead of doesn't matter. This we're the last defense before tyranny. We're at the wall. We're at the wall with fucking tourists. Keeping out the barbarians. We have we have the ear of Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're telling exactly what he wants to hear. And we never ask him a question about being a pedophile. We stand with pedophilia. We stand behind him. Pedophile is there. We don't ask him about it. And except whatever answer he did. And then even if we do, we're like, oh, that makes sense. And don't press him. And then we go shit, bro, damn, bro, that's crazy, bro, shit. I ain't even think about it like that, bro. My wife is saying think about it like that, bro. But we have his ear. You're right, Joe. We are the last Bastion. We're free speech. We're hit. Yeah. Come see me at skid marks and roll it. It's two for one drink some Thursday. Slots nights on Wednesday. And if you bring a whore showing your kiss, you get free chicken tenders. But in the medical field, little attention to details. A more important than most every job. So when I went into the hospital, when I injured my leg, Sam Merrill came with me to the ER. And when they were backing me out of the elevator, my leg was sticking out in the wheelchair. And it hit the fucking wall. And immediately I'm like, it's okay. I'm sorry. It's okay. Think about it. Sam there'd be like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah, Sam is great at that. He's a man. Sam is a great advocate with someone who's being mistreated. He will stand up. He's the fucking. So yeah, dude, that's what I don't know. But yeah, she's fucking up constantly like drop and shit. Yeah, making up, but do address it in the moment. Well, it does sound like she's horrible. Of course. But also, there's confirmation bias. Now you're looking for everything to put on. That's another thing. That's this thing. That's the word I was looking for when I was saying like, comfort or did you start? Did you even give her half a chance? It's my only is my only thing. It's like if is the confirmation bias ruling everything, if if you did give her a chance and she still fucked up fine, but if you did, I'd say at least try and help her. And if even that doesn't work at all, you know, yeah, yeah, talk to her. Yeah, say what you mean, but don't say it mean. Yeah, I like that. That's good, man. I like it. Put that on a pillow. Cross stitch that shed by him. Me with another one. L.D. We saw this guy's problem. That was fucking easy. Hey, stop. Hey, L this and this thing's guess I'm doing another take because I fucked the first one up. Hey, so I'm a new dad. I'm a slightly fat piece of shit. Nice. I have a wonderful wife. The issue that I'm having is my wife. She is a wonderful home cook. She cooks incredible meals. And sometimes I don't want to eat them all the time. And I feel like a fat piece of shit for wanting like outside food and fat burgers and shit. And she's mostly vegetarian. And I'm definitely not vegetarian. And that might be the problem. And I'm always like fucking up her routine by wanting this that the other like like meat and shit. And I guess I guess the question is I would love some advice from some fat pieces of shit on how to create more like home cookie and stuff like that. Not that I can be grateful bastard as I am. Love the show. Love what you do, L.D. You're good, Albanian. You're one of the good ones. All right, bye. There aren't many. I'll say that. How long do you think we have when I just purely ironic anti-Albanian racism? Do you think we've got another two years? I don't know. Well Albania, you know, as a coalition is growing. We're like a whole order. So there are Adams pretty soon. It will look that sometimes I do think not that I give a fuck. But it's like when stops this shit about Albanians, it is funny. He's fucking me. We've known each other our whole lives. But it's like when random Americans do it's like, would you be like, oh, you fucking retarded Somali? It's like, you know, I know we're getting into like Oh, what would let me tell you? Oh, yeah. Oh, don't you know, I would. They're fraud. They're doing fraud. Look at the shape of their heads. So I know you mean where it's like fuck, we're kind of, we never intended to get this successful. It's really when it comes down to we're now just random people feel comfortable being racist to Albanians and not in the context of a lifelong friendship where we're satirizing our dumb parents basically. Like we're basically making fun of our older relatives, but we got to, that sucks that we have to fucking start dialing it down. But anyway, both of us who don't know, where is Albania? It's yeah, it's right above Greece. Yeah, it's so good. And so Greece in Africa. To Boston everything. Everything outside of everything, fucking further west of New Haven or whatever the fuck or east. I'm fucking too stupid to even do that joke. Whatever, it's West also. Yeah, longer trip. If you believe, if you believe the round earth propaganda. Yeah. Anyway, what would you say? You say some shit to the wrong Albanian. It could be a long night for you. That's you this problem might solve itself. Yeah. If you know, I'll be start fucking up podcast fans. Because by the way, podcast listeners versus any Albanian and any kind of physical altercation. You're money's on Albanian Albanian. Yeah. Now this guy's issue, I don't understand why it has to be fat specific. It's not. It doesn't make sense. Because you're a big fan of fat of this type of food. I like this kind of food. And I have this prop, Sarah Cook's meals. And she's a good cook. Maybe I don't I've never tasted it. She cooks and it's not any kind of slide. I just I'm in the mood for a burger or chicken par. I mostly have chicken par. You love chicken par. That's all I'm sure. You have the same you have the diet of the person who had my accident basically. Yeah. I had a child's accident. You have a child's diet. I feel like skinny fat people like myself can weigh in on this. Yeah. Sure. I'll give you that as well. Have you I mean also dating of vegetarian elders, you could weigh in here because your wife has been Vegan vegetarian and you've dipped in and out. Yeah, this has been you've been with your wife from the time you guys were together She was a vegetarian so it's like absolutely. So yeah, put it a little because I have some thoughts here, too But go ahead you have the I mean, you know, I don't think I've ever been like that meat heavy, but Just learn to like vegetables like do you want to be an adult who's like who's like a who's whole careful careful Joe tried chicken soup lucky with Zadziki, and he made a face like I gave him fucking boiled asparagus He tried Zadziki was too, but yogurt garlic and olive oil was too much for Joe. I love asparagus I will say Joe you're not fat though. I feel because I am fat I feel a pressure to not be like you want to eat fucking vegetables right? No, I want to eat a fucking double cheese burger That is so you know, maybe it is part of just because I am fat right internalized fat phobia You don't want to be the fat guy that won't we want to eat pizza like every fucking night? The call is coming from inside the McDonald's playhouse I think also a clat here. Here's the this guy probably is just depressed and These little fast food runs are his escape. That's my guess. They do hit like drugs They hit like especially if you're not a guy who's getting fucked up at times when I've been like trying not to when I was more sober You know, I mean what's like I wasn't like purely sober, but I wasn't getting really really fucked up Or when I was working a soul-crushing job or when I was really overwhelmed I mean even even when she's going good, but I'm just overwhelmed and like depressed Nothing hits like a fucking burger You know drive like you might just have an eating disorder where this is drugs to you and you need to think about that But I would say a really easy way in general for somebody dating a vegetarian or friends with a vegetarian because I've had this issue I've dated vegetarians. I've had I've gone on trips with you know, I've gone on tour with vegetarians and like It was really hard to to remember that fucking room that I still think about I'm a john is just as good. I still think about that order when we were the fuck were we was all three of us No, it was a diff maybe Cleveland remember that like beer how beer hall we went to oh, and it was like I feel like it was in it was in the Northeast somewhere, but anyway It was the night before we got in the night before and we met you me and Bobby met you at just a place And me and you were both like you know, we could we could be a little peck like we get we're not that hungry And I'm fat. I'm not saying I'm not fat at the shit at the time like I just was I just happened to not be hungry And Bobby legitimately ordered like eight entrees and fucking six appetizers And that was just like not and me and Bobby on tour was like one of the most fucked up things Like I look back at some of those meals. What the grateful death was to ask this dude. Yeah, for real It was so fucked up. I remember one time we we drove through and we just saw like a dim sum restaurant in the middle of Florida We just stopped no one else was in there and they just we just made them cook us like a fucking He's my brother just brought out like a phone. They were dropping dead of exhaustion in the kitchen Oh, yeah, they will stop They're like yeah, they would rather build the real road Anyway, whatever So anyway the little so a good strategy with vegetarians is Treat their main meal as your side dish Like if your wife is making like a fucking scramble a scramble with like a you know, whatever like a tofu veggie Have like eggplant whatever whatever they're cooking eggplant a veggie stir fry You just cook up a piece of steak or a piece of some chicken thighs and you just fucking eat that Even a potato brick but fucking make a big potato have a side of chicken or steak and then eat her main meal As your fucking side dish that that was my strategy when I whenever I had to deal with like vegetarians is like them And they know how to cook veggies tasty because that's all they eat So just open your mind a little bit my hunch is this is not about your wife's cooking You have an eating disorder of some type where this food is more important to you Psychologically than it is you know in any other facet and so I would say Investigate those thoughts and those feelings see where that comes from see where these desires come from And in the meantime just you know if you're looking for a strategy just add your own steak or even by the way Order your own fucking piece of meat if you don't cook right you like or meal prep and fucking grill You know six six like a really good thing. I did a really some of that holds really well is like ground chicken or ground beef with spices And you can use that with any different type of thing or If you marinate flank steak with soy sauce orange juice And some like you know pick your own chilies or whatever the fuck you don't even have to chop up fresh shit You can just you know Orange juice soy sauce and just some fucking cayenne just just some different you can use spices You don't need to use fresh onions and garlic and shit, but if you want to it only upset You marinate a flank steak in that for a day and then you grill it It's a lean cut of steak. It's fucking tasty and it holds really well for the whole week And you could just microwave that shit up and throw it to whatever the fuck your wife is cooking That's that's my advice from a fat fuck who's dealt with this many times And who love the drive through oh, yeah, I still miss it Something like I was really depressed and I was like I just saw McDonald's and it I it was closed thank God or else I would have done some fucked up Thing I've done and I you know take this with a grain of salt it might not work for everybody But like there's the simple question to like if you're about to do something fucked up food wise Like an impulse decision getting some fucked up on healthy food just be like do I need this and honestly? I don't know it has oh wow on me a baton like oh, that's a good thought. I've put down the risk of I've put down the Research comes from thinking that By the way, I'll say the the main difference because I've been on like JLP ones You know for the last almost a year now, I think a little over maybe about a year exactly is It has made me occasionally be able to do that see like I never in my life was able to be like do I really need this? Yeah, I try that and I'm like yep, yeah, I do need it actually I need more the verdict is yes But it dude the one thing JLP ones is I can do that now and now if I order too much Like I don't eat the whole thing. I have leftovers. I have more than half of my leftovers in that fridge right now That never would happen get left over Perry Perry chicken. Yeah, that's what GLP stands for. Yeah, that's right pretty much One more question little LD. I know jose is is a itching to get out of here. No, I'm not itching to get out. Okay, great. Yeah But one more question would also be That would I thought you know this um, I'm in a situation guess we're not here My older sister and she's a bit of a demon she always has been with me demon um, I'm lame to know which figure Uh, she's successful. So Also, no one cares. Nobody nobody tell if she's being a bitch Um, but she told me a secret recently And that secret is that basically she home wrecked Um, our family This is Karen sister in a guy He's got a wife and a kid Um Looking for something our parents got divorced when we were adults. So she couldn't Beach it fucked up, but um She told me and she she didn't tell my mother Even though she was She was toying with the idea and I told her not to Because I love to keep secrets, I guess But that is my secrets. I like this. Right now days later. I'm like Do I tell my mom? Do I tell on her? We're adults. I'm almost 30 feels Feel a little way to be paddling like that. It does but my sister herself She She doesn't really listen to me. So I could cause her harm finally An unrelated thing is fallen into your lap or finally you have the upper hand on this more talented and smarter than you individual Who finally confided in you and you're like, hmm? Should I use this as an opportunity to build our relationship and build some trust and now maybe I can address my problems with her Or should I tattle and get back at her those seem to be your two options, but let's finish the call. One thing's for sure She is a great secret keeper. Yeah Just Telling a fucking half a million people This tail And you need to you know, maybe believe out the details about the guy Okay, when we put it out just to be extra safe about not the party as a hook hand Just don't Yeah, yeah, believe about them stuff about the blonde Bohemian guy with a hook hand She homework to see captain Ah, the pussy was too good to pass up You need to you need to work in in some way Mm-hmm. It's just gonna be like yeah, whatever should you be in so Do I tell do you know that and betray my sister's secret? I love the huge secrets. You don't though And I love being like a trustworthy person a secret so it's a bit of a game that has I think you like the leverage that comes with You like based with being the you're the guy who was running the cameras at Epi Epstein Island you're the guy who was mailing them straight to we know where I'm not going to say it but we all know who said not that operation and it let you say it was a collaboration between two intelligence agencies pick any two pick any two whatever doesn't matter two countries we'll say that Epstein has ties to anyway and look up Galein Maxwell's father while we're at it anyways that is funeral yeah it doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter no that stuff matters yeah I think my little joke in the middle here is exact was exactly right you right what we're dealing with is you've always been overshadowed by your sister she has always been the one who is gets away with because the thing is here's my question you are you mad that she's acting like a bitch are you mad that you can't act like a bitch that's the question are you mad at the injustice or you mad are you mad at Gaza or you mad that you're not is real you know what I mean like if you were in power would you do the exact same thing that's my question so like or like if or if you just been kept so that's the thing literally home wrecking yeah are you this woman you could say but through a missile look at let's think of this guys there was a J there is a hospital metaphorically speaking and she anyway whatever doesn't matter we can extend the metaphor all we want the point is where are you coming from in this and where you coming from from liking the secrets do like JP says are you just happy to finally have leverage here and yours and you even said to us but if I told her you need to repent she just be like nah shut up fuck you did you even try you did you told us you didn't tell her what I here's how it handled the situation I would not look at this as an opportunity to get one over on your sister right I would look at this as an opportunity like I said to build trust maybe move her in the direction of being a good person and you know what maybe she feels fucking bad maybe she fucking came to you I don't know maybe maybe you're you know this obviously you know your sister better but I'm just saying from an outsider's perspective this is your chance to potentially break the pattern of your weird interactions with your sister and and positively work minimize the hostilities in a way where you can even if you're eating it yeah but as comedies I mean we love gossip we love the feeling of gossip but gossip never feels good later on like we never learn the lesson but we should not gossip as much as we do and it's like it always feels bad there's always guilt that comes with it when the toothpaste is out of the tube and I can't come back yeah you can't put it also it's like what are you gaining out of telling your mom yeah that's what I don't get your adults so weird what is your brother home and also it's like she home wrecked yeah fuck will be talking oh she fucked the guy that needed to get late maybe together a long time a little you know little snail at home maybe the chicken palms aren't as cooked as well as the home and proves yeah when you fucking put in a new wing sometimes you get the wrecking ball out and you know you do a renovation you can't put in a new ballroom if you don't do a little bit of demolition yeah maybe you can get the wife and your sister all together right have a combo yeah so yeah so I guess this is that's the thing that that's what's setting off alarm bells on this call is you don't seem to have a problem I mean she does to our college credit it does seem to bother her that her you know home wrecked or whatever but again what's the root of it bothering you do you morally have a problem with this or do you wish like you could fucking pull like some hot older guy or whatever and like you know are you mad you're not having tore it a fat love affairs I'm just saying this because that's what that the feeling on the tone of this call is that you were seeing everything through the prism of your sibling rivalry yeah and I'm saying just stop looking at it that way look at it as a just look at this from fresh eyes and then decide what you want to do I don't know what you have to gain from snitching I suggest you try you try and be positive and use this as your chance you're giving your sister a chance to stop being a fucking bitch right and you're giving her a chance to connect with you and if she passes on this then fun from now on you can have a destructive relationship with your sister but when you when you cast a stone you cast yourself as a stone Joe list as Mick Jagger doing the impression you sprain your ankle you could sprain your ankle if you do this beautifully done it's nice to beautifully poetically done and if you want to record yourself you're almost 30 that sounds like a nice age come call me check out Joe's touring schedule show up yeah they say the youngest you could fuck is divided by you and I'm 44 so 29 that's not bad hit me up baby you guys could laugh it would make it feel uncomfortable I just flash you know flash Joe's days of the stream you're looking young for a 44 year old Caucasian my friend Joe is and we've said before we're the sneakyest athletic guys yeah and we and we you've made this way for it's it's literally just because you have glass yeah it's about you just is like a guy with like sport you love sports you talk about all time you dress like this you're wearing constantly caps yeah I read like a twink it's like boat bow outlaw is a nerds like no he's six nine two six yeah yeah yeah it's so so so anyway so funny but all right a quick funny quick one to go out on Elis Davi Elis and esteemed yes thank you that's the one that interests a Mateo Lane episode and the guy called in asking about eating his girl out because he she had herpes and I feel I am well dootly equipped to answer this question I get cold source unfortunately gave my wife herpes she doesn't get cold source but she does get her be outbreaks every once in a while and I take medicine every single day and I enjoy eating pussy as well and his problem was he didn't want to eat pussy because he didn't want to get an you know an infection or whatever right you don't got to fucking worry about that I've got a kid on the way I raw dog as long as they don't have an outbreak you've got nothing to worry about okay so get down there eat your wife's pussy eat your girls pussy respect you got nothing to worry about yeah yeah all right love you guys thanks man nice so this got yeah the original call was a guy was worried about eating well was it all just his girlfriend had herpes she had herpes he was worried about eating her out but he really wanted but he really wanted to yeah but that's fine right and you're as a herpes ridden man you're you know I don't want to tell tales out of school but I've received oral sex for my lovely wife many time not in a while but many many times and she's good to go yeah exactly so yeah now we have two people with first-hand experience saying eat pussy even if the lady has herpes as long as she's not having an outbreak yeah and I think the lady outbreaks I don't know my wife doesn't have herpes but I think they're on the inside yet when you eat pussy you just eat that clip looking up you know your tongue's not going like deep in the pussy I don't know they're a little it's not going deep what do you say that's for fun that's not the business yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah getting the fuck a speed bag clip boxing training that's true and that's good too of your dick is small you know if it's all the way on the inside the herpe out break you know my dick is not small okay so you heard it here folks eat some fucking box even if the lady has herpes it's like the old dr. Dre line ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it well I'm up in it that's right and with that we'll call the episode ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it folks that's good that's but you will not get burnt eating pussy while you're up in it or whatever the fuck anyway who cares watch joe cozy joe in person one of the best comics alive thank you uh JP you got anything to plug JP mcday comedy on youtube mcday baby Instagram I love you's mm-hmm Scotie mcday if you're in Baltimore July 18th and 19th uh go please buy tickets to the special I will be so far a lot of some people ask for refunds a lot of people haven't shout out everybody who saw me in Baltimore too no one was fucking shitty no one's been shitty everyone's just been like very positive get well thank you everybody who's who's sent over some get well messages it's me it really has meant a lot um fuck I had one more thing to say but I forgot it uh oh yeah I think by now by the time this episode is out or or soon we will we'll be announcing or where we have it now. announced a couple more dates now that my arm, now that we postponed the special, we're going to put together one last, maybe a West Coast run. We're going to try and hit the markets. We started the, because this tour has been going on two and a half years now. So the people that we went to first, like Seattle, Portland, L.A., we're going to try and come back to the West Coast because you saw the very first version of this. It's like the Oregon Trail. We're all different people. We really are. It actually will be really funny to fucking track how different our lives are from those trips are all injured now. We literally all have been, we all have been changed to long season for ever, dude. God, the dream book tour almost killed us. Everybody, everybody's hurting the playoffs. It really feels like the playoffs, dude, for real. Anyway, so we've, we've added, I don't know if we've announced them yet, but they're coming soon. But that's it. So we'd love to see you there on the road and please come to the special and we'll talk to you next time. Bye-bye. (upbeat music)