179 - The Weapon That Scrambles Minds, Patagonia Fires & Nevada Triangle

Check, check, check! Ladies and gentlemen, the Pentagon is telling us they have ruchin' technology that's turning your brains into mush. I don't like it, neither should you. Fires are breaking out all over the Patagonian mountains. Is it a land grab from foreign investors, or is it something more sinister? For everyone's heard of the Bermuda Triangle! But what if the Deadly's Triangle in the world isn't even over the ocean? It's in our backyard. Nevada, baby! This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this, won't listen. And review it. That ain't good! That ain't good! Tell 'em to review it real quick, go! Review it on Spotify, Apple, and make a nice comment on YouTube, please. Five stars only. Very good. Thank you. Bow down, old chap. Bow down! You're quite the look-up. I wouldn't mind kissing that one. It's gross. What? I hate. You guys say please, and thank you to your Siri, and you're like Alexa and stuff. I say to a Chat GBT because I'm afraid to offend it. And of one day coming back to hurt me. Paige got mad at me. She was like, "You're being too blunt with that." She was like, "You will die one day." It'll get you, yeah. You remember? Somebody told me, though, apparently, we exist in the majority that we're using manners with the robot. Yeah. And they said, "Every please and every thank you is a glass of water." Yeah, they say it's like. They actually said, "Please don't use manners like that." Quit saying, "Thank you." I can't. Because I can't. My mom raised me right. Have you seen that guy on TikTok that goes. He has the most monotone voice in the world, but he's like, "Help! I'm on a train track, and I've been tied up with ropes, and I don't know what to do." Like, "Oh, yeah. I see that. It kind of looks like a computer screen that you're looking at there." He's like, "No, I'm really on a train track." Oh, okay. Yeah. So. Why did you laugh? It's a serious situation. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. But yeah, it still looks like it's just a computer screen you're looking at. It's not a computer screen. I'm in real danger. I need your help. Okay. It's like every single time, but there's no way it hasn't learned from him already. Yeah. Like, all these situations. It's to me, it's so funny. Also, but I did the. How many Rs are in Strawberry? Yeah. Dude, it made me mad. Yeah. It's weird. It's so weird. It can't do it. I thought that. I didn't think that was an actual way. Do the voice thing. Hello. Hi there. What's on your mind today? Just one. In the word Strawberry, there's a single R right in the middle. It's a pretty sweet little detail. In the word Strawberry, there's only one. You got me there. I must have been thinking of a simpler fruit. You're absolutely right. Strawberry actually has two R's, one after the tee and one near the end. Thanks for catching that. Well, can you spell it for me? Of course. It's spelled ST-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y. Two R's indeed. That has three R's in it. You're totally right. And my bad on that. Let's count them out properly. There's one R right after the tee, another in the berry palm, one more just before the Y. So, yep. Three R's in Strawberry. Thanks for sticking with me. Well, we got that sorted out. Yeah, thank you. There's got there so much quicker than mine did. Really? Oh, it was crazy, dude. It literally was saying I was wrong. I understand your mix up, but there are only two. And I'm like, you're. We have a good relationship, though. We have a good relationship. Apparently. It's all but thank you, dude. There might have been, like, their failsafe, and you just ended the world. Like as long as he still doesn't know how to spell Strawberry, it can't control anything. Shoulder. Shoulder. Sleep or Agent Word? Right. Oh, hey, how we doing, everyone? Lily's back. Lily's back. I am. Hey, how's your arm? Very good. Move it. Prove it. Wow. I can't. I can't fully extend it, and I can barely touch my face. Yeah. This is what you look like. I have to keep working that out. It does hurt. That's good, though. I mean, not that it hurts, but that it's getting better. I know. I thought I was never going to use it again, but baby, it's so hard. Yeah, shake your jug a little bit. There you go. Enough. Uh, yeah, what's, what's, what's your drinkin' out of there? Minimums. Nice. That's a big cup. I know. Big cup. Can you turn my ears up just a hair? Just that. Too big of a hair. That was more of a cat hair. Yeah. That's good. Oh, what's new? Everything. This? Whoa. You haven't done that in a long time. A long time. That was like a go-to bit for you. Yeah. At the beginning. Yeah. All those OGs out there. Also, the, what else did I do? Does it matter? Yeah. Um. Yeah. That one. We have a crazy day, a crazy, crazy things to talk about. Like what? Dude. Don't even get me storted. I mean, I guess we already just heard it in the intro, right? True. But there were some things that we didn't say in the intro that will talk about, I'm talking about like vampire. Oh, yeah. Vampire. I'm talking about like, um, Russia, Russia. Some would say those are the same. Oh. They said apparently Marty supreme the movie was supposed to have a vampire ending, uh, but then a, the, a, a 24, the production company they found out and they nixed it. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. The people in charge. They're like, no, we can't do that. And then it's after he was like, okay, we'll kind of, is it, um, I thought that movie was based on a real person. I think so. But I think they were just going to take it like with a fun twist on it. Which I would have loved to see now would have been fun. Have you seen those guys that were, uh, they were doing a podcast and they were talking about like, uh, how they, you know what we used to have like, not another team movie, not another scary movie, not all this said, not another a 24 movie. Really? Wow. And they were pitching it. So good. Take all the stereotypes from a 24 movie and just put them in a comedy. I would do that would be so good. So good. Don't be fantastic. And I hope it could happen. Good. Anything's possible. And I went to a birthday party this weekend that was supposed to be at a park, but the weather was terrible. It was like, we had hurricane winds, basically. And so they moved into the movie theater and what I didn't realize is that you can book a whole theater. I know. I want to do that. And they basically had a trash can full of popcorn that you just go up and scoop and they had all these boxes of candy and juice boxes and stuff. And I'm the whole time my wheels are spinning. I'm like, this is sick at epic at epic. Oh, can you pick your movie? Yes. And whatever's playing or has to be a small theater. Yeah. But you get this small theater. But here was what I was thinking. If we had a good enough local ninjas community, we could book a theater and go see the Odyssey and do a ninjas of it. Bro, that would be cool. People do it. I would want to see an epic though. I know. I know. We see it on a second time. Okay. Yeah. Because we got to go an IMAX for Odyssey. We got to my birthday is next month. Maybe we could do a movie now. That'd be kind of fun. Wow. Maybe. I don't know what's out though. You know, it'd be good. She told me it too. Oh, it was better than the original. It was good. I liked it. Did you like the new ride? Disney? I mean, the new show. That was great. Scared Ada. I heard she did not like it. What was it? It's just very censored. It's a real life. An animal kingdom. It's like a show. It's just a show. Like a 4D show. Got you. I know. Oh, well, they made big changes to Chopina. Got you. And it was very cute. Which I was scared. What? What scared her lights, noise, sensory stuff. Got you. Just with this older. It's basically just Josh. I'm literally raising my husband. It's really strange. Lisa's cute. Yeah. it. The pooping never stops though. So she's not. She needs to poop more. But Jane, she poops about like five times a day. No joke. She passed it on. All she drinks is apple juice. So yeah, yogurt drinks a lot of yogurt. A lot of that probiotic. Yeah. Speaking of probiotic and pooping, you want a song? Yeah. Okay. What are the odds that we actually have this song about pooping in probiotics. - That would one day-- - That's what it is. - I know. One day being today. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Be right now. - Mm-hmm. - Ah! - Ah! - Oh! - Oh! - Only you! - You! - Chicken. - Ready? - That's something. - Ready. - Oh, this song will get flagged. - Maybe. - It probably will. - Maybe, it's a little slow. - And if it does-- - Go to Spotify. - Go to Spotify. - Go to Patreon. - Go to Patreon. - And leave a five star review 'cause I'm gonna have to export this podcast three times for you to have this. - On Patreon, you get to see us practice this song. - Mm-hmm. - A lot of you out in the scenes content on patreon.com. - But we never practice it. - No, we're just gonna get this the first time. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Off the top of the dome. - All right. - Ah! (guitar music) (gentle guitar music) ♪ Going into the year and things were going just fine ♪ ♪ 2026, the year we take it all ♪ ♪ Started out with a bit, didn't think of you to win ♪ ♪ Wasn't even for sale, it wasn't even for sale ♪ ♪ Now I'm packing my things and I'm booking a flight ♪ ♪ I just quit my job 'cause we're moving tonight ♪ ♪ Now we're up in the air and we're flying away ♪ ♪ I start to fall asleep but that's when we touched ♪ ♪ Down I begin to look around I say holy cow ♪ ♪ And I think to myself is this all a dream ♪ ♪ That we've taken control ♪ ♪ Of Greenland so much better than Cleveland ♪ ♪ Glaciers, puffins, polar bears ♪ ♪ Try to stop us if you dare ♪ ♪ 'Cause I don't care what you say ♪ ♪ Trump will have it his way ♪ ♪ Better get used to it ♪ ♪ 'Cause Greenlands are home now ♪ ♪ 'Cause Greenlands are home now ♪ - Wow, I love that. Very good, guys. (upbeat music) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey ♪ - Wow. - Good job. - Thanks. - Wow, I didn't know you could do that. - Oh. - You guys are really in the middle. - I know, I know. - You're really interested in this Greenland subject. - Well, it's gonna be the 51st day. - Has it, has stuff happened? - Oh yeah, it's confirmed. You haven't heard? - No. - This land is Greenland, but no, it's my land. - In your face now, go grab home now. - Is it happening for real? - Yes. - Yeah. - No, tell me the truth. - Yes, all right. - All right, that's happening. - Here's the truth, it's happening, it's already done. - You know how it gets the population of Greenland? - 300,000 people. - Okay. - Oh, shoot. - I'll go. Greenland, the biggest island in the world. - Yeah. - 1.5 mil? - 57,000. - No way. - That is small. - Well, no wonder we're crazy. - No wonder we can pay each, I know. - Each person that chunked a change. - And that's a real thing that they're trying to do. - Oh, like pay them off. - Pay each citizen. - How much would it take for you to, like the Russia and China, they're like, hey, we pulled our money, tell us your price. - For us to take over the United States. What's your number? - I would just say like 100 acres of a double-wide. - Okay. - I would do acreage. - Ooh, yeah. - Where would you go? - Stay in Florida? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Not in North Carolina. - Yeah, you don't wanna be landlocked, so. - Yeah. - That'd be smart. - Yeah. - I would choose something on the coast so you can just get out of here. - Yeah. (laughing) - Jenna not here. - Yeah. - All right, everyone, you know what it is. What time it is? - What time is it? - What time is it? - What do you think? - What time is it? - Ah. - Ah. - What? That was. - It's not. - You do this every, I feel like what's going on, man? Like, just say it. - No, it's going on. - The part I dread. - The part I dread. - Oh, I should've didn't realize it was. - Do you actually? - Yeah. - Why? - I don't like this. - Why would you have never vocalized that before this moment? - You really don't like this part? - Correct. - Oh. - Okay then, we just, I'm sure there's an easy question in there. - It actually really is an easy question. - Okay. - All right, I mean, I'm sorry that it bugs you. - You're not sorry. - He is. - I am sorry, Lil. I'm not allowed to tell him what his feelings are. - Yeah, you're not allowed to do that. - Okay, my feelings are, I don't want to answer this question, and I feel like-- - It's really easy though. I can promise you, there's no way you can get this wrong. - I feel like you're going to be doing a disservice. It's going to be, look worse if you don't answer this question when after we read it aloud. - Yeah, and that's a pretty cut and dry. - Yeah. So, I mean, today's question, sinned by a viewer. Should we respect women in the military? - Yes. - What's your name? - Oh, what's that? - Was that a fart? - Oh, let me just-- - Did you fart, Josh? - No, I didn't fart. - Okay. - Let me just read it again, 'cause I don't know what that was. - Okay. - Should we respect women in the military? - Who's tuning? - Are you kidding me? - I'm not making that noise. - I mean, it kind of sounded like it came from your direction. - It's literally coming from your direction. I can even smell it now. - Hey! - Oh, you mean, you're so mean. - Listen. - What? - I did not. - We gave you an easy question. - Oh, an easy question, and oh my. - Oh. - It's awful. - Another that. - Is that Salami? - Did you? - No. - Do you have a Greek salad or something? - No. - I was getting kimchi. - Lily, what are we trying to be serious about this question? Is this over their passing gas? - No, I would own it if I did that, and I didn't. - Apparently not. - It seems like it's just a how she feels about your question. - Yeah. - 'Cause the first one's a mistake. - Yeah, first one's, whoops, I accidentally let that go. - My bad, guys. - My bad. But the second time, the second time that that seemed really intentional. - Yeah. - And it sounded a little wet, meaning like, you probably pushed pretty hard to get that out. - I did. - Yeah, you were really pressuring to make that a point. It's just, I think I saw you don't, like that. - No, I was reading it. - When I was talking to the microphones, - We were even listening to the question, we were just focusing on farting. - I answered it too, and I did not fart. - It's irrelevant how you answered the question. - It is. - 'Cause your actions become louder than your words. - Yeah, farting in the face of our military? That's a shame. - Well. - A salute, more like a salute too. - It's probably lily. - Yeah, it probably is. It is heard now. - Good one Andy. - I think you just need to just hold on for a second, Lil. - No. I didn't, too. - They have sacrificed their lives for our country, lily. - I didn't, too. - And you disrespect them. - I never would do that. - I never would. - You never would? - You just did twice. - I really hope it's not a third time that you do it, 'cause then that would really just seal the deal. - I hope not, too, because honestly, I just don't know if I can handle it. - I don't know if I can handle it. - I'm honestly, I mean, are you kidding me, Lil? - I did it. - Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Someone's passing gas in here and it's not anybody, but the one that we've been accusing. (laughing) - Lily, the Salami and fart monster. (laughing) - Look at this. - I hate it here. (intense music) - Can I save you, Chuck? - I meant. - Wonderful. (intense music) - Oh my God! (intense music) - You are. - You were. - Watch the Lord. - Pump in your socks. 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She's trying to figure out, took me straight out of it. She just is literally begging for attention. It's a much, makes me sick. - I know about that. I know about that. - Speaking of attention, I want to give a shout out. - A shout out. - Yes. - A special shout out to Sam Previty. - That's not a real name. - It is. Sam Previty. He is my buddy Nate Previty. - Okay. - He told me this weekend that his father who's 65 years old, listen to our podcast. - Whoa. - At least 65. Sorry Sam if I get that incorrect. Nate's like, he is totally not part of your demographic, but he loves your podcast. So what's his name? - Sam Previty. - Sam. - He said that it was because Sam was writing in his car and he saw it on his recently page. - Yeah, he's like, "Have you heard of these guys?" He's like, they're local and they're like really? And he's like, "Dad, I know them." He's like, "What, how?" That's awesome. - Yeah, but Nate Previty, he's the umbrella Marine. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - They held the umbrella for Obama, the trending picture. - Yeah, there it is. I was like, "I don't know what that is." An umbrella Marine. - Yeah. - Now it makes sense. So shout out Sam. - Shout out Sam, dude. - Oh, more quick, shout out, shout out. - Katie Patek, your husband loves you and he remembers your birthday. I don't remember what day it is so I hope I'm doing this on the right podcast. - Happy birthday. - Shout out to my dog, Pico. We know you listen to him. - Hey shout out, mom and dad, they don't listen to this podcast anymore. They cut out about 100 episodes of the album. - Yeah. - But if you do listen, love you. - And if they don't listen, admit to something that you do as a kid that they don't know about. - Um, you broke something. - Honestly, I've messed up to everything. Guilt riddled me. - Yeah. - I couldn't sleep. - Yeah. - Couldn't have made something up to be funny. - No, I couldn't. I couldn't even do that. I couldn't even-- - I would have thought guilty about the line. - Yeah. Um, speaking about lying. - Yeah. - I am not lying when I say this is really cool news. - Okay. - Say it. - Automus two. We're going back to the moon, baby. - I've heard. - See? - See? - That's really interesting. - Yeah. - I feel it's a tear. - Within a month or something. They pulled out the rocket. They're getting it all ready to go. Ready to rumble. - No, they're taking it off in Texas. - I don't know if you'll watch it. - Are they taking it off in Texas? - I'm assuming so because NASA here is down for the count. But I'm assuming Houston still-- - I'm using it in Park now. - No, they still do rockets out of Cape Canaveral. - Well, yeah, not at NASA, right? But like-- - Yeah, NASA owns Cape Canaveral. They're the ones at least it's like SpaceX and Boeing and all those places. - Where's that gonna be? So I mean, 'cause they could launch it from Texas though. That's what I thought it was gonna be in Texas. 'Cause if not, we got to go watch this thing. - I know. - That would be sick. That would be so good. - You got to. - Yeah, look, look where it's taking off. So it's Artemis two is NASA's first crewed mission on the path to the moon, sending four astronauts on a 10-day lunar flyby to test the space launch system SLS rocket and the Orion spacecraft with humans aboard the Orion spacecraft capsule is what we're there talking about with the radiation covering. So they can go through the Van Allen belts. - Yeah. - Radiation belts. - Yeah. - And then that's where people are like, "Well, how do we get through the first time?" They're like, "Well, don't worry about it." - Yeah. - But yeah, it just called that role. - They just called that a flyby though. They call it a flyby, not, they're not landing. - No, this is to test to see if we can get to the moon again, I guess. - Or for the first time. - When India went, when we went on that cruise, - Robot. - Robot. - Yeah. - Robot. - Yeah. - We should make a shirt that says like kind of in a memorial of this, not memorial, but just like Drew remember this day of this flight and it just like say that it's the first time we're going to the moon. - This is what Google says. - Listen to this. - It says, "The rocket orange spacecraft, human's board, verifying deep space systems before future landings, the crew will orbit the moon going farther than any humans before. We've gone around the moon." - Maybe it's just a farther path. - Maybe, and conduct experiments, paving the way for long-term lunar exploration and missions to Mars. The mission is targeted to launch, no earlier than February, 2026, with a splashdown out the coast of California. - Splashdown. - Wow, there it goes. - What if we were in California when they did the splashdown? - It's possible, in March. I don't know how long it's going to take for them to get there. - 10 days, I guess. Yeah, do you know what I mean there it's might be going they might be going in April. So it's like February to April's whenever they're launch date is yeah So we go and they scrub lunches all the time. Yeah, that would be the bummer's like traveling to go see it and then it gets scrubbed Yeah, that's the worst are they have an answer lineup is Katy Perry among them. She is. She should be. Yeah, no lane makes space, dude Yeah, you got to make some space That's crazy. I think that's gonna be really really cool. I think that's red. Yeah, very cool I hope that they survive There's a pretty good chance they will I know, but there were a lot of terrible Spatial accidents there were in our youth and we're due for one, you know No, oh my guys. No. This is very interesting though And I do think that we should go and bring our girls. Yeah, we got to let's go to the beach It's probably a big rocket too. That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be I mean even from here. It's gonna be cool to see But yeah, that's gonna be absolutely wild. We're gonna have to keep updated on that. NASA's doing some really cool hype videos for it Yeah, like I saw it today. I'm like, you know, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool Just like some Kendrick Maher hit edits. Yeah, even though like the earth is flat though, and they can't pass it from a minute sure But it's cool to think about it's cool to think about. Yeah, true true. It's so fun. Yeah Speaking of cool to think about Canada teaming up with China. What? What do you mean? I haven't heard anything about this dude. It's it's getting weird. It's real It's real. There happened there China or Canadian Prime Minister, whatever is French butt name is I don't know Joking I really don't know his name though I'm really gonna hit a hockey puck from Canada all the way down to Florida because you said Roll a bag get out your head or something. Yeah, um, but he went to China to meet with Gigi first time in eight years of Canadian Prime Minister has gone to China. Yeah, they started talking about all these Alliance is that they're gonna do with like Canada giving China some oil some electric car trading But the Canadian Prime Minister he talked about he said this we're entering a new partnership with China and That's a quote a new partnership with China. Oh, let me actually I got the clip right here. Yeah, it's worth it's worth listening to The craziest thing about this though is the way that he delivers it is so slow It's like either he's thinking of all the implications or he's delivering very slowly so that the implications hit either way Domeness listen to this hopefully the background music doesn't get flagged. I don't think it will but maybe their partnership is just kung poutine chicken Like a maybe like they're like dropping like a panda express like hybrid. Yeah, I wouldn't that though. Honestly, huh. All right, listen to this The world has changed much since that last Visit now believes the progress that we have made in the partnership. That's a suck well for the new world Order Pardon Why do you say like that? It's like hey, um, could you read that from the top and please be Do your best impression of the James Bond villain, please. Thank you seriously the new world order This kind of he's getting into Trump is trying is his darned. It's in retaliation of Trump and the tariffs So that's why they're doing this like well, we're just going to partner with China and China and they're like doing this whole like Deal so we're China is gonna be able to buy more land in Canada When are we gonna learn red flag red flag what are the people of Canada think about this? I don't know I want to hear from our Canadian fans. Yes, can you be fun? Oh sure. Yeah, we like nice people. So yeah, it's you very nice Yeah, let us know we want more neighbors. Hey, can we literally we have nothing against you But we love no, you're just an easy target. Yeah, that's I mean just north of us you get it I think everyone just that like knows Americans just gets that like we have this like We like to we have to joke around we like to joke around. We're very boastful. We're very confident people Even though we have nothing to back it up necessarily except Yeah Skin, do we know I don't know at the end of the day. Um, I just saw something today talking about the new poverty line I guess there's a hundred and forty thousand dollars a year. What yeah Somebody put that out. I don't know if that's true and I'm like Is that like for a family for a family for I guess it depends on where you live too I definitely depends on where you live a family for needs around a hundred and forty thousand dollars No, that's not the poverty line. They say you need that annually for basic necessities in the modern United States I can see that. Yeah, it's starting to It's shifted out way a little bit big time things are not catching up. Yeah, yeah, exactly I mean because like they were talking about I mean, people can do different things but like Groceries are like 900 to $1,600 a month You know, and then really the big thing is health insurance and health insurance is a little bugger boo which Did you see Toronto just announced a new health insurance plan Let's see if it happens. Let's see if it happens drop care He says the money's going straight to the people. Yeah to buy What they will. Let's hope so. I mean, why don't we get money back from our health insurance if we don't use it Yeah, right. I mean, it's thousands and thousands of dollars. Why don't why doesn't some of I'm dumb when it comes all this stuff But why doesn't any of that money come back to or benefit you in some other way Yeah, right like oh, this money could be put towards your state taxes or your state property tax or like You know, it's through the state. Yeah come on All right, check this out. So 2025 to 2026 data widely discussed Though non-official arguments suggest that for a family of four in income of 140 represents the real Or functional poverty line representing the threshold needed to cover basic expenses When you look at the U.S. poverty guidelines the official poverty guidelines for 2025 to 26 a family of four Is 32,150 dollars they saved the reason for the disparity between the two numbers is the official poverty formula is largely based on 1950s data Focusing heavily on food cost while the hundred and forty thousand dollar figure takes an account Modern Rapid inflation housing health care and child care. Yeah, and that was something else that she had mentioned It's because this takes into account the idea of a family owning their own home and houses the average cost of a home in America right now Is four hundred thousand dollars and so that mortgage equates with current interest rates to three thousand dollars a month So that that figure supports a three thousand dollar mortgage hundred it should not be a hundred and ten grand off Right that's insane. No, it is. It's really insane. Yeah Speaking of insane money dude Here of a China's number one app Is Do we know it? I want you to just get if you could think of an app has any function. This is the number one app in China Do we know the app? No, okay. Okay. It's very Chinese specific. So like what function would I be able to pronounce it? Uh, yeah, I mean, it's just I have it in English. What's the function of it? Yeah, is it like surveilling each other like the credit score thing? Okay Um I'm gonna go with my second guess Which is best fast food restaurants. Okay. That's where my brain went to best low-main Like a yelp kind of thing. Sure. Okay. Just some sort of like exchange of some sort of resource like a cash app sort of thing All those are super close. It's actually an app called are you dead? What do you mean the most downloaded app in China and how it works Is well one there are over 200 million single people living alone in China. Oh yeah, and this app is called are you dead? Sure And what it does is you click this button on the app every two days And if you do not click it it alerts your family that you're probably dead What is suicide a huge thing? I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know but I know Japan. It is but China That is wild 200 million people living alone in China And so they came out that it's the number one app in China. Are you dead? Are you required to have this app? I don't think you're required, but it's like it makes your family feel good to know that they. Yeah, it's that much of a problem It's that much of a problem that you people not knowing if you're dead or not. Holy moly, dude Yeah, also just socially like you mean you think about usually you can tell someone who's that they're dead if you know If you don't get a text or if you're not getting updated on Instagram or something like that and like The number the number 200 million people is nuts. That's insane. Yeah, I can't even fathom that well America's like what 320 million people Live alone in America No, the America has 320 million. Oh, I see. Yes. I don't know. They're exact. I think you're right Was it 321 million let them do it? I lost it. Sorry Come back. Yeah, that's scary dude. You know what is a good strategy? I met this woman at the publics one time And she said that she comes in on every Thursday and she told every cashier She said if you don't see me next Thursday, I'm dead call the police. Oof There's a lot of pressure writing on these publics people. Yeah, for real and I did see her very recently So she's alive. So hey congrats I wonder if like there was a health problem with her someone was after I think she's a old and like - Let's buy yourself, yeah. - Maybe someone's after her though. - We just can't assume that just because you're old, you don't have people looking for you. - Yeah. - I mean, come on. - Do you see that true story, the shrimp basket guy? That one viral like a couple of years ago, there was a dude and he like, he comes in every day, gets his small cup of gumbo and like something and it got to the point where everyone knew him and then like, form relationships with him and then he like, literally one day didn't show up long story short. They're like, it's been days, knocked on his house and I think he called for him and like, heard a faint like help. - I think it was the first day they called. Like the first day he was like, wasn't there? - Because he did like multiple cups a day, I think a jump like a gumbo. - Okay. - Like he was like, like lunch and dinner or breakfast lunch. - It was something like that, but they're like, he's not fast. - The dope is part of the story though, is after he got out of the hospital, everything's like, good, they pulled together, the community pulled together to get him an apartment across the street from the restaurant. So they could like, they make like daily check-ins on us. - Oh cool. - Yeah, super sick. - Okay, is anyone checked to see if the gumbo actually probably almost killed him though? - I mean, that's possible. I mean, honestly, I mean, having that much gumbo, probably would kill a lot of like, they call it cholesterol and stuff. - Yeah, it's like, yeah, a lot of seasons. - The beginning of a sandwich, Bryson. - Hey. - MSG? - No. - It happens. - Speaking of MSG, it's really bad for you. - Have you seen that guy in TikTok? - Sure. - Yeah, I remember him. - Who goes, I feel happy? - Yeah, I feel healthy. - Is this the vampire? - I am a human being. - Yes, I see, yeah, I have, dude. Everyone's like, I, it's like two truths in a lie. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's so good. - Let me see. Dude, that guy is straight up bone-chilling. - All right, my favorite comment was like, we'll explain how you open those doors with your mind. - It's just, the video I just said. - How do you feel about garlic? I saw what it is. Yeah, just listen to this guy. All right, ready? Is the volume up all the way on the thing? - I haven't touched it. So I don't know what's going on in a little while. - Let's see. - I feel happy. I feel healthy. I'm a human being. - That's it. - That's it. - The dude is a vampire, bro. - I mean, if he's not. - What is going on? - What's up? - He needs a new PR manager or something because he's given all signs. - Yeah. - I feel healthy. - I feel healthy. - I like to divide you over for dinner. - I know he never stands in the sun either. - No, it's always in the door frame. - Is that what he says every time? - Yeah, all his videos is just him saying that. - Really? - Yeah. - It's so good, dude. TikTok is the greatest invention of all time. - I agree. - The amount of people that you come across with is incredible. - I am Rick Tangula. - I mean, just every. - It's been in my bones. - It's so specific. - Yeah. - It's incredible how it highlights human beings or vampires. - I'm just glad it exists because after Vine left, I was like, there is a Vine shaped hole in this world. - In all of us. Yeah. And it filled it. It filled that void. Do you think vampires exist? - Yeah. - I think it's just like with anything, like witches and skin walkers. I think it all stems from something, especially if we make fun of them in movies. I feel like Hollywood purposely does that. - I just need to know that like, yeah, they don't exist. - I think there's a possibility that they do. - What do you, I think it's definitely within the realm. I mean, like obviously we have a big world. Like you said, 350 million people live in America. I mean, one of those are bound to be vampires and then we have a whole world. It's gonna happen. - What do you mean one of them is bound? - I mean, at least one. I mean, there's probably more statistically speaking. We've got, there's got to be more. - You've just joking though, right? - I mean, I know we're on a Hollywood podcast, but no, I'm not joking because it's real. I mean, we wear wolves are real and I like bigfoot. - Well, wear wolves. - Yeah, wear wolves. They see the moon, regular human being, and then suddenly they see a full moon. They change and they transform into a wear wolf. - By people and stuff. - Yeah, for dog man kind of stuff. (laughs) - Yeah, I mean. - Yeah. - All jokes. - All jokes. - Don't be afraid, man. That's something I mean, like what are the odds they would come after you, right? - We eat a lot of garlic. - I mean, it's not like you've ever talked bad about any one of them. - No. Oh, I mean, I have, but like I pretend they're made believe. - Well, I think, I don't know if they could tell the difference. - No, I want to just stop going forward, but you're preffing. - Yeah, I mean, you're most likely. - I've made me not most likely. - You're, you're probably okay. You're probably fine, dude. - Why, what's up? - Scary. - If any, one of us is a vampire, it's Lily. - Yeah. - accurate. - That's my pale skin. - You said it. - How long have you been 17? - A while. - A while. This is a face of a color baller. (laughs) - You have to see what I look like in the sunlight. - Every woods, what is the area that we pass in the car? Jane always asks, does Bigfoot live in there? - Yeah. - And as a Jane, do you think Bigfoot is real? She's like, yeah. I'm like, you're always asking, do you think he's like cool or like scary? He's like, oh, scary. (laughs) - Oh, no. - She's gonna be terrified. - She's terrified of Bigfoot. - Yeah, that's all right. It's probably a healthy fear, honestly. - Yeah, I would say so. - Yeah, I mean. - Do you guys, I saw this on TikTok. Someone says, is this a Mandel effect or was every child told us in elementary school that the blood in your body is blue until it touches oxygen that it turns red? - Sure, yeah. I've heard that, yeah. - I think children made that up. - I remember teachers saying it. - I don't know. I've never heard that. - No. - You haven't? - No. - Interesting. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, 'cause like when you're looking at your, you're like, oh, it's blue. Your face are blue. - Yeah. - It's just your skin doing that. You know that to be true, right? - Yes. - Okay. - You know that to be true. - Yeah, you know that to be true, right? - I know everything about blood. (laughing) - Yeah, vampire. (laughing) - It doesn't taste blue. (laughing) - Ew. - Is it crazy stuff like that? It's just spread around? - Yeah, what are some other ones? Obviously, we've talked about the hibernation. Bear's being like hibernate. - That was another one in the comments. - Yeah. - Like that meant they're sleeping for like four to six months. - I swear, teachers are not talking. - Yeah, that one for sure. - They're not doing that. - No. - What are they doing? - They just move slower and eat a lot more. - Yeah, they like they, they din up. But like yeah, they get up and walk around. They go pee and pull. - They still have to hunt. They still have to find forage and, you know. - Isn't that what they're doing while spring and summer? - They're beefing up 'cause the food supply gets less. - And they're active and they're a lot quicker and they're just normal, right? But like in the wintertime, they're just slower. It's like all of us. - Yeah. - It's like you straight up. - Yeah, all of us. But god, it's like they're not sleeping for six months. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - It's like one of those the frogs or whatever they were. - Yeah, yeah. - Is it a frog or a turtle? - Well, there's a mouse that does that too. - Well, yeah, like I've, we talked about this before, I think. But like how people bury tortoises? - Yeah. - Like I was like, I thought this was a joke. But like if you have a pet tortoise like come like October, you dig like a three-foot hole. You put the tortoise in the hole and then you put the dirt and top and you just wake them up in the springtime. - No, you don't do that. - No, 100% and you do. It's insane. - Just take it in your house. - I don't think that's how it works. - Imagine if you need it in my house. - And someone just said, I'm just gonna keep you awake. I'll help you stay awake. You're like, dude, just let me sleep. - Is it just showing that spotlight on you? - Take it now. - No, no, no. - This spotlight is my nemesis. I can't wait until you guys need to get a new one. I'm gonna tear this one up. - There's always gonna be like, once again, or evidence that you're a vampire. - Get a warm light. Like why is it a white hospital light? - That is a diffused warm tone soft white light. You're just digging yourself a hole of being a vampire at this point. - It gives me a headache. I lay here with a headache every time I come. - Well, it's probably the multiple tones. It's probably the mold that's riddled in this room, probably right behind this wall. - False. - One of the other things. - It's a dead body. - Oh my god. - I know we've talked about this, but this was another one of those ones where like kids said this all the time, but that in China, the middle finger is your pinky. And we all knew that to be true, but I don't know if anyone's ever confirmed it. - Yeah, I don't know. - Your parents yell at you, go to your room. You slam the door to the next door to the next door. - Oh! - I'm so mad at you. - What did you say? Not doing nothing and saving! - It's untired. - Speaking of China. - Indeed. - And the middle finger. - Whoa. - The Philippines. - Okay, yeah, go ahead. - In Vitaly. - Pro. - Do you see that? - This is blowing my mind. - That YouTuber guy, Vitaly. - The prankster. - You remember him? - He was arrested in the Philippines nine months ago. - Yeah. - And he was held in prison in the Philippines for nine months and now they're deporting him to Russia 'cause apparently he's from Russia. - Oh, I don't know who that is. - No, no. - I'll show you a picture of that. - He's this crazy guy who does these prank videos and he was in the Philippines just causing mayhem. - Oh boy. - He's being super disrespectful. - No. - But yeah, he's absolutely wild, very unhinged, but yeah, what did he do in the Philippines that got him arrested? - Just a disturbing the peace. - Yeah, and now he's being extradited to Russia. - Dang. - I think he's from Russia. - Oh, that's true, that's yeah, he's a citizen. - Yeah. - That is. - He's going home to the motherland. - Crazy. - Yeah. - And he does, he has not smiling. Yeah, and that, 'cause he was smiling in his first mug shot and he was like, you know, Everyone's like, oh, wow, you gotta rest it. Nine months later, this dude has a full on beard, lost all that muscle and weight, and is looking very sad. - What's happening in Filipino prisons? - I mean, I can't imagine it's great, you know? - I can't imagine any prisons great, but-- - They don't have any lumpia on the menu. - Oh, that's right, me. - It's not racist, that's what they make. - Oh, I thought you were using that for drogatory terms. - No, I like that the tiny little egg rolls are delicious. - Okay, sure. - What? - Really? - What? - They have feelings. - Oh, no. - We're so sorry. - Let's take a break, I have to go pee so bad. - Okay, well, I just wanted to talk really quick about some crazy stuff. Like it. (laughing) - Here's an ad. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Hey folks, it's your friend, Rave Damsey here. 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(upbeat music) You toss me that choco milk. - Choco milk. - Choco milk. - Dude, take you a sip of that. - Oh my gosh, that hurt my ears so bad. - You forgot about this. - Your nuts. - Nath, Nath, it's the white can. - Were you trying to get me this green? - Uh, whoever, just whoever. - Ever. - Nothing shocking to me or. - Kelsey hates that thing with a passion. - It is scary. - She thinks it's cursed. How often have you used it at home? - I had it at home and she's like, can you please take that out of her house? And I was like, yeah. - She was thinking things about it. She is so in tune with the super-differential round. - That's why I took it out. And then she's like, you still having the office. I'm like, yeah, because it's not mine to throw out. - I'm sure there's so many relics in here carrying some kind of juju. - Hey, I got the spirit. I ain't scared, bring 'em all juju. Hold on. - I wanna know about that. - What's your problem, Lily? - You don't know what I'm talking about. - Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. - Dang, this is so good. - What is it? Chocolate coconut milk. - Question corner, question corner, question corner with a little lady where the questions are fresh, you know what I mean? - That was so weak. I do like chocolate coconut milk. - You guys think I'm gonna? - Coconut water. Okay, hold on, slow down. Okay. - Great, that one. - Very specific. - Would you rather, every time you go to get your haircut, your barber randomly nibbles on your ear? - Sure. (laughing) - Five separate times throughout the duration of your haircut, so it's unpredictable. And it doesn't warn you, you just go, "That's actually down from my normal number." - Or instead of using a spray bottle to wet your hair, he uses his own spit. - Ew, I'll take the nibble. - I'll take the nibble. - Instead of someone spitting in your hair to fully wet it. - Your mom probably used to do that for you. - What? - Spit in my hair. - Well, just like, do you remember anything? - Well, I mean, okay, that's what we're talking about, just a little. - I think, like, we're talking about a hawk and a lugie. Multiple lugies. - Well, just like. - You gotta get it wet. - To comment. - I'll take the nibbles. Have you seen my barber? - I don't get my hair cut, so. - I did think that was a funny question to the three of us. - Yeah. - I know, yeah, nothing goes to the barber. And you don't have the option of gear. Hair cut at home either. You have to see this same barber every time. - I'll take Joseph nibbling on my ear. - I was gonna say Joseph your barber. - Yeah, it's fine with me. - Cool. - Who would you choose? - No, I don't know. Debbie Chinchewen on my ear. - Shout out. (laughing) - Debbie Chinchewer. - Yeah, I guess you can chew on my ear. - Chinchewer. - Chinchewer. - Chinchewer. - Who? - Nibble on your hair, and that's what I'll do. (laughing) - I hocked up, Loukey. - Right on you. - Here's what it'd be. - Ooh. - Ooh. - Ooh. - I just got a real. (singing) - Chew, chew, spit, spit. - In my room. - I just got a real. - Getting on my nose right now. - Right now. - Right now. - Okay, I know a lot of people are mad at me for the reels that I've been choosing. And I'm warning you now, you will be more mad after these. So if you need to skip the next about a minute and a half, now's the time to do it. - Thank you for warning me, Andrew. - We're starting with the one on top, which has a picture of a thump. - Post this a minute and a half later, just for no reason as well. (laughing) - All right, ready? - Yep. - Three, two, one. (laughing) - That just, that just got me. - Three, that doesn't bother me at all. - I hate that. - I was like, what's happening? What is he so scared of? What's gonna happen? What's gonna pop up? - Come on, pulling it back in, there's another one. - Why does that bother you so much? - He was scraping his nail on it, is that what that was? - I can watch some of the nastyest videos, but that one-- - Stop, stop, stop. - Stop trying to do it, that's not gonna work with you. - Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying to figure out how he's doing. - Let's do it. - It's the chalkboard thing, man. - Yeah, stop it. - I really hate it. (laughing) - It gets that whole thing. - Oh, that's not that bad. - It should just play his reaction and slow motion. It was pretty epic. - I hate that stuff. - I hate the reaction of this. - Yep, all right, just don't read it. Three, two, one, play it, go. Says when I got my eyebrow pierced and the pierced, I decided to go through my eyelid instead. - Oh my gosh. - What is he doing? - And they're digging. - Get 'em out of here. - What is he doing? - Why is she not like-- - How do you go from the eyebrow down to the middle of the eyelid? - Did you see the girl trying to pierce her own septum? - Oh, bro, what happened? - She was trying to do her own septum, piercing. - And she did the, she was pushing it. She goes, oh, she got through. - It went through a septum and it's on top of her nose. - Bro. - Oh my gosh. - I can't believe how many people just do it themselves. - For what? - Like piercings. - Dude, I know someone who pierced their own tongue. - That's crazy. - Yeah, you know, Austin pierced my ears. - Really? - Yeah. - That doesn't surprise me. - Yeah. - They're not the gauges. - No, they started out. It's the piercing that I grew to gauges. - Oh wow. - Stretched to gauges. - Yeah. - That's another video that I forgot that I have is a video of someone who goes all the way to a quarter size gauges. But does it via literally no piercing? - Oh, just a punch. - Nope. - Oh, they cut it and they shove it thing? - Mm-hmm. - Yes. - Nope. - No, they go. - No, no, no, no, no. - Did you think, stick a candy cane in your ear for a video one time? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah, that was good. - I forgot, I forgot I have these on. - I know. - Like 10 years ago, 'cause she's like, you look really good with like small gauges. And I was like, really? And there was like a month where I was like, three of my do that. - You should do gold hoops, like a pirate. - Ooh, I could. - It would be cool. - I am. - I would look like Michael Jordan. - Oh, I could be Michael Jordan. - I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I vowed when I was a teenager, I will never date anybody that has gauges. - Married one, married one. - And you never thought you didn't marry a vampire. - Yeah. - See, it's at the point now if I just take them out, it's the ugliest looking Europe in the whole world. - It's a commitment. - Yeah, for the rest of your life. And also, some people that don't take care of them, the smell, a little yeasty. I don't really take care of these, but they smell fine. - We gotta talk. - Yeah, they smell fake. - You smell fake. - Yeah. - Let me nibble on that. - Oh gosh. - Let me be your barber. - Yeah, it smells, I think it's wood. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's fine. It's a little waxy. - It's okay, it's fine. - But what is it? - Do you like them now, Lil? - It's gauges, I'm indifferent. - Yeah. - That's a no. - That's the first time I heard of this. - Oh, interesting. (laughing) - I love you. - I love you. - I love the person who has them. - Wow, thank you. - Wow, that's nice. - Speaking of love. - Yeah. - Don't love this. - Oh, no. - Oh, boy. - The Patagonia fires. - Oh, no. - What's going on? - Let's go. - I didn't know there was fires. - Okay, there's some, two truths in a lie. - Okay. - I don't know what a lie is. There's some speculation on some stuff. - Okay. - And I'll let you guys know what the speculation parts are. But I saw this guy on TikTok. It's really hard to pronounce his handle. It's like Contra Larlin. C-O-N-T-R-A-R-L-A-N. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. I don't know. And he said the weird connection with it is on December 9th. So basically a little less than a month before the present Javier Malay. I believe that's how you say same. That's how you say same. The president of Argentina basically did this whole speech about opening up more land in Argentina for foreign buyers, foreign investors. And the guy in the TikTok said that he said one of the things would be like that if land was caught on fire, foreign investors could come in and buy it. I couldn't find that direct quote. Yeah. But what he did say is there's always been restrictions on lands in Argentina and the Patagonian region to where foreign investors have not been able to buy because of fire risk. Risk. And so he's wanting to do a way with that. And then a month later all these fires break out in Patagonia. Another thing that the president did was cut federal funding to fire services by 70%. When did you do that in December? In December. That is official. That's official. That's official. Yeah. So that whole thing is a really weird connection. Very strange. Who owns the acreage? Just Argentina. I mean, like so it's a government own. I believe it's just, yeah, the Patagonia region and it's like farmers own farmland and stuff. Okay. So that's what I was saying. I didn't know if it was like government national forest or it was like actual like, I think it's both. I think it's both. Okay. Yeah. But where this guy went and we'll get into speculation stuff here. But he said Argentina, Chile, Venezuela and Brazil make up what is known as a southern common market. And basically they've signed. It's what we talked about that agreement with the EU with the, what do you call it? Produce and stuff like the produce trade. But those countries in that region, they make up the common market. And it's been said that whoever controls these territories basically controls the food supply for Europe and the United Kingdom. And this is where it gets into complete. I couldn't find a hard proof on this. That in Patagonia, Israeli defense forces do land surveys for the state of Israel in both Chile and Argentina. And there's a quote from a Chilean senator, which I did find and this is a true thing. The Chilean senator said that they're constantly gathering more information on the top top topography of the region. They may know more than the Chilean army. Wow. Why? And that's just right there that's just a very strange thing. Yeah. But then there's this clip that I saw of or actually within the same video he also talked about a couple of weeks ago when this comes out. So there's actually a couple of days before this fire. There was four Israeli tourists that were detained in Chile by park rangers for starting in a legal fire. Oh, boy. Yeah. So there we go. And this apparently has happened a couple of dozen times in the past two decades, Israeli tourists starting fires in the Patagonian region. I mean, I mean, that seems like a, yeah. That's not that part's not speculation. That part's real. The speculation part is that the wildfires are the top, the pot, the little ground surveying. Yes. I was really doing that. Couldn't necessarily find anything hard or hard evidence on that. Yeah. Wow. But super weird. But there's there's this one clip of this guy who's in Argentina. And he talks about how he lives next to an Israeli community in Argentina. And I was either Argentina or Chile. Oh, no, Chile. And he talks about how he would like go hang out with him a bunch and like drink some beers and whatnot. And these Israeli people in this community, they openly talk about how they believe that Argentina and Chile belong to Israel. What? Why? In what context? I don't know. I think it goes like really deep, not sure how, not sure why. But there's also these very strict anti-Semitic laws in Chile and Argentina. Basically, if you speak out against Israel, you will be either fined or put in prison. Even like, yeah, just being skeptical or like, yeah, okay. Does that apply to like all hate speech or just anti-Semitism? I think it's all hate speech by anti-Semitism is looped into that. Yeah. Well, I mean, we're in a lot of the not changed. Didn't they post up in Argentina? They did. Yes. Which is weird. That Israel, that could be a weird connection though, right? Yeah. For sure. That the Nazis like fled to like Argentina, the Patigoni region. And then now Israel's like, apparently for a while, has been really interested in that region as well. Yeah. So let's, let's list the theories. Well, I just want to say this part real quick too. This is a fact. This man that was interviewed in Argentina, he was a survivor of the wildfire. He said, quote, he is no longer surprised by what is happening. It is 100% deliberate and international. It's a land grab driven by the value of their minerals. Minerals. So there's 100% reason why they'd be behind this. Yeah. Or whoever. Yeah, whoever. Somebody's behind it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like whoever's doing it, obviously there's something to gain. Yeah. Whether it's that produce trade, whether it's minerals, whatever it may be, and it may be both. Yeah. There may be a lot of things. That's crazy. Also, the president just speaking out among, not even a month prior. But it's almost makes me feel like, I guess my theory would be that somebody doesn't like him and they're trying to frame him. Or they're like, you're wanting to sell our Argentinian land to outside people. We're going to make it unsalable. No, I think makes it. It makes it sellable. It puts it on fire because it was at the whole point. They're like, it catches on fire easily. So you shouldn't buy it. And so they're like, no, he's one of the things was that he would say that it would be for sale. If it's a fun on fire. Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes a lot of sense. That's very weird. It's very weird. But that with the Venezuelan being a part of that too, or US basically is control or Venezuelan at this point, and the the weird connection with the Nobel Peace Prize, yeah, giving her metal to Trump. Did you see that? Weird. Did you see that? Yeah. Part of the rules of the Nobel Peace Prize is you are not allowed to give your Nobel Peace Prize to anyone. If you give me a Nobel Peace Prize, I could do whatever I want. Yeah. I think that's the rule. Yeah. Well, she, she went to the White House and presented it to Trump. She gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump and just like with her comments of just like, if I am put into power and as Venezuela's leader, one of the first things I'll do is build a, what do you call it, embassy, Venezuelan, embassy in Israel and so that's a very really random thing to say. Super random. I think all the people under the dictatorship in Venezuela would be like, maybe we should do something else. First, take care of your own people. Yeah. Possibly. I don't want to go super far down this whole Israel thing because a lot of people because I don't think it does go far down. Can I, I think we kind of reached it. I think with it. Can I take, can I take one half step further? Can link it to Florida. Sure. You're only speaking for yourself this point. Sure. No, this is just something I read. I don't think this is true at all. Anyways, Florida added laws against anti-Semitism, like specifically calling some stuff out. Did you guys hear about this? DeSantis added it? No. So are we breaking the law? Literally. Florida has enacted laws and pass bills targeting anti-Semitism, primarily by defining it to include anti-Israel actions, like denying Jewish self-determination and applying double standards. And it strengthens hate crime penalties. And so, you know, you got to ask the further questions, "Well, what on earth does that mean?" And so key examples of anti-Semitic acts that are covered, calling for harm against those people totally okay with that. Spreading stereotypes or conspiracy myths about Jewish control. We would never. Why I'm not saying it's Jewish control, I'm just saying there's a lot of, there's Israel's involvement. Yeah. And a lot of things are weird. The government of Israel, not even the full government, what are we saying? What am I saying? Denying the Holocaust is also now illegal. I don't know why that should be illegal, but that, yeah, that's crazy. to deny the Holocaust. - Why are we getting laws specific to something like so particular like that? - Well, it's just a hot topic right now. I guess that's because I do, I understand wanting to crack down on anti-Semitism because like what you were saying, we're criticizing the Israeli government not the people of Israel. - Yeah. - 'Cause there's plenty of people that are Jewish that are renouncing what the Israeli government is doing too. - Yeah. - And that's like, it's a government problem. - Yeah. - It's one of the day. Most like, all governments are corrupt. - I would say so. - And so it's just like, it's a government problem. And if you have more-- - We didn't power. - If you have governments that are more powerful and have more leverage, then obviously they're gonna be the most powerful government. No matter who that is. And I'm ignorant when it comes to all of this like, world domination stuff and different governments and different nations. But it's like-- - World domination. - It's crazy. - Yeah. - I'm not saying bad. - I'm not saying anyone is or isn't, doing anything illegal or corrupt as a government. But really should we have a law that says, I can't call it out. If it's something that I really by a found America. - Not in America. - That's crazy to me. - Yeah. - No, I agree. - Yeah, freedom of speech, baby. - Did you guys see that we, as of today, there's a carrier headed to Iran? - No, what could a carrier mean? - Oh yeah, I got a bunch of comments that were like all these bases in the Middle East are getting evacuated and-- - Interesting, I mean, Trump's moving around. - The way Trump said, I can't remember, he's like, they better behave. - Yeah. - But they haven't been behaving. - He said, they're like, I ran threatened Mr. Trump. So like, what are you gonna say? He's like, yeah, they said that last time I bombed him. - Oh boy. - He says, they just better behave. But I'm like, why you gotta be like stuff like that just sounds really cool, but I also at the end of the day, it's like-- - Why are you gonna post so good, everybody? - Don't be poking there, you see me, man. - But like that, he was like, his whole thing was, if we see any of these protesters being violently attacked or like detained or anything like that, we're gonna get involved. And then what they went dark, they're media went dark. And then people will surface these clips. And it's like all the, like something like 50,000 people are currently in jail and like-- - Yeah, they have no internet, right? - No internet. - What he said, he said-- - He said scary, film clips, take names. - Mm. - That's scary. - And now here goes the-- - That's scary. - Our government was just so fed up with us. They're like, no more internet, guys. - I mean, how do you talk to people? - I bet you will happen at some point. - Not how much, Josh, not how much. - But also how scary is it that in the age of AI, our president said film clips and take names. I can't make videos of you doing a lot of stuff. - Yeah. - You don't care, though. - Speaking of filming clips and taking names. - Yeah, tell me. - I got an update on the Avanus Syndrome. - Ooh, I was just reading about that today. - Yeah, this is crazy. - Very, very crazy. - All right. - Very unlike the Department of Defense and the Pentagon to do an interview like this. - Okay, so that doesn't matter. - But they came out, the Department of Defense came out with the spokesman from the Pentagon, doing these interviews where they apparently, through some secret back alley side deal, acquired a piece of technology that they believe is causing the Avanus Syndrome. - Wow. - Wait, president tense causing? Or it's the thing that caused the Avanus Syndrome. - Okay, okay, okay. - Can you back up and give us a quick Avanus Syndrome recap? - Yeah, so the Avanus Syndrome was that phenomenon that happened in the US Embassy in Avanacuba. - Right. - And it was these US Embassy workers that all of a sudden just got a ringing in their ears, lost, got all convobulated, really just messed up their brains, passed out, bleeding from the ears and nose. - Major brain damage. - It's like permanent vertigo basically. And that's happened at a couple of US government embassies all over the world. And it's been speculated that it's a secret frequency weapon used by Russia or whoever, and we haven't been able to find one, but then the Department of Defense is like, yeah, we got it, that's technology. It's the size of a backpack. Let me just read what's up. - Oh, that's crazy, I didn't realize. - Yeah, they said the US government quietly obtained a portable device in a covert undercover operation that reportedly cost millions to tens of billions of dollars. Describes the backpack size and capable of emitting pulse radio frequency energy or pulse radio waves. Some sources note that contains Russian manufactured components which has fueled speculation about foreign involvement of origin, though that doesn't prove that it was used in any attacks. And I'm like, - Spooky. - Well, I'm like, this whole thing sounds like a propaganda thing. - Sure. - And I'm like, one, one is the government ever talked about a device, a weapon, they're like, hey, we think we got this weapon. - Yeah, we've fallen hearing information. And I'm like, this is weird. - Yeah, for sure. - If you look at the day of when they started talking about this frequency thing, it was almost a week to the day after the Maduro-- - Yeah, dude, that's exactly what I was thinking about. That's what I was thinking about because it said all the guards like basically were incapacitated immediately. - Use like a frequency pulse to knock them all out. - Yeah, that's Russia. - It's like, and so they're like, so they're saying that they're just trying to control the narrative at this point. So it's like, yeah, we got this. Yeah, we got through a back door and we're not even sure if it's from Russia. - Or what? - And it's like, well, you bought it from someone. - Yeah, so who did you buy it from? - Yeah. - I got the plans from someone or something. - Yeah. - Yeah, a lot. - So they're now just talking about, I'm like, this is such baloney. - Yeah. - They don't talk about this stuff. - No, it's all planned, dude. - And obviously we're joking. We really respect what you guys do and the things that you tell us were grateful for. - Yeah, at least don't use that on me. - Yeah, you're informing your civilians. I freaking love that. - I think that's amazing. - Communication is literally the number one key in all strong relationships. - Yes, thank you, Department of Defense. - And I hope we can do better. Like you're obviously setting a hot, such a high standard. I hope we can also do, live up to your example and do better. - Yeah, we're open to critiques. - Absolutely. - Just don't, don't like. Just talk to us and just actually talk with words. - With words. - In your mouth. Anyways. - Take a nibble if you'd like. (laughs) - Yeah. - That's scary, dude. - I thought that was weird. - That would honestly, that would probably be the, I would rather be sniped out or stepping a bear trap than have that freaking fan a drone. I mean, that would be terrible. - Is it permanent like irreversible? - It causes permanent brain damage. - Dang. - Were these people literally have just vertigo? - I mean, I just keep going back. Every time I think of a fan of Zender, if I think of the movie, this is the end or whatever is where the Obama's, where the producers on it. And it's literally that thing that was used and that's the tool that they used in that movie. - Yeah. - It's just weird, man. - It's weird. - And it's like, also, it's not like, it doesn't seem like something that would be crazy, high-tech compared to everything else that's possible. - Yeah. - I mean, we have flying cars now. And it's like, it's just the thing, the size of a backpack that blows your brain into spaghetti. - Yeah, I did. - It's just so like, when it says contains Russian manufactured components, which fueled speculation about foreign involvement or origin. - Yeah. - Guys, there's a bunch of Russian stuff in this. - Guys, we found this backpack thing. And we're scared. And we just wanted to tell you about it. - Yeah. We're worried, just like you guys. - Yeah. - Like, what's the worry that you told me? - Yeah, wow. - Makes you wonder what their next step is. 'Cause this is all, like, I mean, obviously, just like anything. - Yeah. - I mean, you think about celebrities that, like, like, how they train them in for interviews and stuff. They're doing the exact same thing on a whole other psychological level. - Oh, yeah. - So, who knows what they're truly doing? - Yeah. - What information is being leaked out. They're like, oh, I hope people hear these words and really hold on to it. - I know we've talked about it before, but isn't it so annoying that the, there's like, UAP whistleblower dudes, how they have to get permission from the Pentagon of what they can and can't say? - Yeah, what's the point of whistleblower? If you're not gonna blow that whistle fully. - Well, I guess it's because it would blow, I mean, like, I understand it. 'Cause it's like if other countries knew some of the stuff we were working with, that's a liability. - Sure, but you look at the same thing with what's his face. The guy that leaked all that information now is living in Russia. - Oh, Snowden. - Snowden. - I always think it's, I always think Zuckerberg. No. - Hey guys. - Hey, look at Snowden. - Actually, the opposite. - I mean, it's the same thing with him. Like, that's probably exactly what would happen if they fully blew the whistle, you know, on everything. And they'd be like, well, you just gave up a lot of American secrets. Now you're in jail. - Yeah. - Ah, it's no fun, dude. - It's no fun. Tell me about the secret service thing. - No secret service, just government stuff. - Oh. - Never said secret service. - I think so, JD Vance Secret Service. - Oh, I thought, okay, I thought, yeah. Did you have a couple of things about the government? - I did. Yeah, I have one story. That's kind of a cool conspiracy. But yeah, the JD Vance, have you seen about this? - No. - Oh my goodness, it's so funny. Well, this girl was on a date with a guy and she was wearing, she was a journalist and she was wearing a secret camera. I don't know if he was on her, like glasses or what. - As you do on a date. - Yeah, as you do. You gotta, you know, keep yourself safe. - So she was scoping him. - Yeah. - She was working this date. - But the thing is, she knew who he was and he didn't know who she was. He didn't know she was a journalist, but she knew he was a secret service agent for JD Vance. - Wow. - And he goes out there and he's literally the whole video's on there. And she's like, can I see your badge? And he like holds it up and she's like, oh my gosh, that's like so cool and masculine. That's amazing. She's like, fully just like yeah, just inflating. Yeah, the guy's like, you know, acting all impressed, but he goes on in this date and explains everything about how they for like the formations, when they're driving JD Vance, how they protect him, literally level by level, just in the secret stuff of the secrets. Yes. Just got a man explaining and he went on and she was just like playing dumb with it and like letting him share all this stuff and like showing the badge multiple times, can I say a one more time, just completely showing his on professionalism, also just everything I can't be in a secret service agent. And so now the guy apparently is, you know, don so obviously. But yeah, I'm like, could you imagine being caught like that? That was just a nightmare. Furthermore, like, why would that chick do that? I know, like imagine what that does. It's a good story. He's like, I thought she really liked this mom. He comes home mom. I found the one. But also, why do you want like to make everybody in the nation vulnerable with that? Yeah, it's another thing. Yeah, they do redact. I think everything that like that, what he says, like specifically, like in the video and stuff. So, but it just makes you wonder like, what stuff is out there? Yeah, it's got to be somewhere. I guess that is good that he was no longer part of the secret service because if you're spilling that, you're happy like that. Yeah, I mean, it's just sloppy. And also, I mean, he's going to have that whole video is going to be in a training video for them later on. Yeah. Well, guys, it makes me sad. Yeah, it's wild. But speaking of government, there's a, you said you had some government stories and Pentagon stuff. And so I was just looking through some of the stuff I had saved. And I was like, I can't remember what this one was about. But this is the story of the business plot. So this happened in the 1930s. It was a group of extremely wealthy businessmen who planned to overtake the government, the US government, and put in a fascist puppet. I've talked about this. Have you? Yeah. The business puppet. Yeah. I don't remember refreshment. I asked you earlier if you'd heard about it. I swear it has. You might have, I'll admit, my memory is very short. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. It's fine. It's all right. Wait, tell me because I forgot to break. I forgot. Give us the short version. So 1933, FDR gets into office. Do you remember this? Yeah. Okay. We talked about this already. A while ago. I guess I didn't, I didn't ring any bells for me, maybe, but I don't say I called it the business plot though. That's what it's called. Like, like, everything's linked. And I was like, that's kind of sounds kind of weird. Not really fun. Just give a refresher. Sure. Yeah. So, and then in 1930s, these guys who planned to overtake the government, but it happened. FDR was elected. And this is in the middle of the, you know, the Great Depression absolutely crushed the United States of America. So FDR comes in with the new deal. So Social Security worker protection, you know, regulations, rules and regulations on certain banks and stuff like that. Social security. And so he starts, you know, saying all this stuff, all the average Americans are saying, this is great news. This is awesome. But to the freaking ultra rich people who are going to be getting huge, you know, tax stuff, you know, being thrown in at their way with the new deal, they're thinking this is, you know, the end of capitalism, all this stuff. And so they forge a plan. This is the people at JP Morgan. So people on Wall Street, these are huge, huge corporations all get together. And they plant make a plan. Their plan is they're going to get over 500,000 war veterans. And they're going to march in DC. They're going to try to, they're going to ask FDR force him to step aside. Then they're going to take on, they're going to put a leader, a, you know, it was a fascist leader. Yeah, they're going to hire or get one of those US generals. Yes, Smedley Butler was his name. This is a real name. Smedley Butler. Yeah. But this dude was a, you know, US marine general. He was decorated. He was a war hero, respected by all these veterans and was considered like you cannot break this dude. This guy was sold out. He was a Republican, but then he started going for FDR. But they go up and they ask him. And he says, yes. And he sits down and he starts taking notes, listening, going all their meetings and everything like that. But the thing is Butler was actually lying. He's a true American. And as soon as he found out that he had enough information, he went to Congress. Yes, Smedley did a testimony in front of Congress and let all that stuff air out and told him what the plan was and everything. And it was a big deal. So much. So that it created a committee on American activities. Association or committee. Yeah. So like a lot of like, you know, Nazi stuff. But that's what started that whole committee is literally what Butler said. But the sucky thing is no one was charged. So they didn't even have a prison. No one got in trouble. What? So they made it. They ended up making a deal with FDR. Oh, did they? Yeah, it was like this whole like backroom deal is like, hey, well, okay, we'll stop doing this whole uprising thing. But then in exchange, you got to do this. You got to cut us tax breaks and all the stuff. And so it was this weird, really weird backdoor thing to where none of them got charged. But in the end, they still had like control and FDR basically swayed into some of their points. Yeah. That's that's the nuts thing to me. Is it wasn't just like, they were trying to literally do a coup and it literally wasn't just like random like radical people. These were like established billionaires at least. These are the elites that we see today. I mean, it's just like, it's the same villains that keep going. What a gnarly group of people to stand up to though. Like, imagine being that dude and then seeing none of them go to jail. You're like, wait, is anyone checked up on this dude? How did he do like several years later? Insane. I mean, even today, yeah, it's all the time. Yeah, with just these billionaires that like they can be featured in a lot of pictures and on a lot of flight logs. Yeah, nothing serious like nothing. Nothing. Dude, I got a story. How cocky is that? Like, you know, you're doing the worst thing in the world. But you're like, you know what? Take the picture. It's like Dr. Evil. Let's document this. No one can stop me. Hey, I'll say cheese. Got a story. True. Ready for this. Yeah, I freaking love these stories where like, Christianity has been oppressed. And then there's so this story, there's this, uh, there's this kid in Russia's names Yevgeny. Um, oh, shoot. How do you say this? Uh, Rodiyanov. Yagynyy, Rodiyanov. Yeah, this couple. So this is like the story of like Christianity surviving. So under the Soviet Union, there's like militant atheism. Like you can't be a Christian. And there's this old grandma. She has her 11 year old. She has her, she has a cross. And she's like, I want you to have this. This kid's mom is an atheist. And he wants to wear it to school. And she's like, you can't do that. She's like, I know you love your grandma. But like, you know, don't wear it long story short. He gets in trouble as a kid a bunch of times because he just refuses to take this cross off. Well, the Soviet Union, uh, it falls. Russia comes to power. This kid gets all, uh, he gets all gungho for his country signs up 19 years old joins, uh, joins the Russian army. And um, the Chechen's, I believe, uh, they're in conflict with them and they capture him. And I mean, the story is brutal. So they take this kid and he's still wearing the cross. He never took it off. They take this kid. They trap him or they take him down to a basement like a hundred days of torture, I believe. One of them was they, I'm not going to get like super descriptive, but they like, they tied him by his wrists and hung him, uh, like hung him up. No food, no water. He's like, he's like literally a shell of a human at this point. Long story short, 100 days is up. They're like, they start taking the prisoners and they're like denounce Christianity convert to Islam or die. And, uh, he refuses. And, uh, what happened? What he said, what happened? What happened? He takes his head and, uh, but they're still allowing the family to collect the bodies for burials. And apparently the executioner said, I told him if he would remove the cross, I would let him live. And, uh, he said the executioner said, he said to me, the only way you get this crosses if you take my head. And literally, so this story is like circulating, but then they literally, uh, when the mom comes to reclaim her son's body, it's a headless body. And so they're like, come get your remains. There's a ton of people like, I don't, it's everyone's in uniform. Like, you know, like, how do I know? Well, apparently the body still had the cross around it. So like that story mixed with the mother recovering the body like that. He literally told the executioner, you can't have this if you want to take my head refuse to convert. Whew. That's nuts. Some next level stuff. That's gnarly. But that photo I sent to the chat. That's the kid. 19 years old. And 19 years old with the faith of his grandmother, had it in him to say, go ahead and take my head. Oh, so this is like a recent. Did you say 90s? Oh 90s. Yeah. That's why. So before the wait right before the Soviet collapse. Yeah. No, no, no, Soviets. After he was given the necklace under Soviet rule when he was a kid. And then Russia comes to power. He joins in Russia. But he's been even underneath the Soviet atheistic rule. He's just never taken it off. Gotcha. And so when the Chechens, which were in Islamic power, came in and were converting all the prisoners to Islam. Wow. He said, take my head. And they found his body with the cross still attached. They have faith like that man. That's your your reward is gonna be super awesome. - Amazing. - 19 years old. - Amazing. - It's crazy. That is amazing. - You'll see how many Muslim mayors won the race. This last mayoral election. - What a twist. - No. - I mean, just talking about Islam. But I mean, it's like an extremely overrepresented group. - Really? - In politics right now. - I wonder what the demographic of Americans is. - And I think it's strange it. I mean, it's just so interesting that that would happen. It's almost like they want to take over our country. - Maybe. - Never know. - We got some great land here. - It's freedom, you know? Everyone's allowed to try. - Good food. - Yeah. - Good views. - Good vibes. - Good love. - Who wouldn't want to take it over? - I know. - Yeah. - So here we go, according to my dead body. (laughs) According to Census, this is Wikipedia and Pew Research Center. It varies based on where you get your number, but one to 1.3 Americans are Islamic Muslim. It's pretty low. - Yeah. - But a lot of Islamic mayors running around. - Maybe. I have not heard that. - Yeah. - You know, I also haven't heard of. - The Nevada Triangle. Have you guys heard of the Nevada Triangle? - Never. - No. - I have literally not heard of it until today is when I started listening to a podcast about it. - Okay. Actually, I think I told the story already. (laughs) - I'm so sorry. - No, you're fine. - But that was, I mean-- - No, no. - Over a year ago, I feel like. - I didn't know it until the name came in. - Yeah, Schmelly Butler. (laughs) - Schmelly Butler? - Yeah. - I think we made the joke. - Oh, Schmelly. - I remember when we talked about it. Someone's been like, "I'm going to be a 32, two weeks ago." (laughs) - That would be great. - So there's this region in Nevada, called the Nevada Triangle, where people in planes disappear. - In America? - In America. If you were to guess, they're saying it's the landlocked Bermuda Triangle. - Yeah. - If you were to guess how many planes have gone missing in the Bermuda Triangle, how many planes would you say? - In the Bermuda Triangle, I would say 35. - Okay. - I'm gonna say eight. I think it's lower than real. - Bermuda Triangle? - Yeah. - The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. You think eight. - Eight. - Eight. - I was gonna go less, I was gonna go five, but I thought a lot of the missing stuff was ships. - Well, ships and planes, but I really just planes. 'Cause there's, you can't have ships in Nevada. - How many ships? - I guess how many ships have gone missing? (laughs) - 20 planes. - 20. - That's high. - In the Bermuda Triangle. - Who won? I think I was closest. - I think I was closest. - Eight, 12. You said 35, that's 15. I'm closer. - Wrong. - Guess how many planes have gone missing and/or crashed in the Nevada Triangle? - Ooh, that we know of. - Um, golly. - 100 double. - I'll stick with 35. - Okay. 25. - 2000. - I'm on fire! I'm on fire. I'm closer every time. - What did you say? - 100, but I'm so closest. (laughs) - I'm on fire! - I'm amazing. - I'm so closest. - It's this region in Nevada that basically is a triangle between Reno, Las Vegas, and Fresno, California. - I should have guessed 101. - Yeah, that's my-- - Always do the prices of right rules. - Like golly. - But this area, this Nevada Triangle, parts of it are the Sierra Nevada mountains. And there's also part of it, which is Area 51. - Oh. - We're connection. The first plane reported missing in the Nevada Triangle was in 1938. Do you know an area 51 started doing a research? - 39. - 1958. - Dang it. (laughs) - Sorry, 38. - Oh, thank you. - Oh, thank you. - Oh, thank you. - That's like tells a very different story. - Yeah. - 1938 is when they started research. That's when the first plane went missing. - Dang. - Whoa. - But it's insane the amount of experienced pilots, even US military planes that just go missing or never found. - Well. - And like there's, I mean, just countless, countless stories. But there's this one story in particular. His name is Steve Fossett. And this dude was like this adventure broke. Hundreds, yeah, over 100 world records in aviation, ballooning and sailing. So he's circumnavigated a hot air balloon around the entire world. - Wow. - He has on record the longest recorded continuous flight, which I believe was like 76 hours, all by himself. - Did they make a movie about that guy? - I don't know. - Yeah, I think they made a movie. - But this dude was an expert in flying. Like he was like, in fact, they said that his 76 hour flight, like all these, there's electrical problems in his plane and he had to use his own drinking water to cool down the instruments. They said when he landed his plane, both tires burst, it crashed, but he was okay. So the inside of his cockpit for like the majority of the flight or that towards the end was like 130 degrees inside the cockpit. - Oh my goodness. - Anyways, this dude still flew it, landed it was fine. - Yeah. - Expert pilot. He goes flying one day in this Nevada region, this Nevada triangle region disappears. - Dang. - Never heard from. - No crash night, no nothing. - Nothing. And then it was, they searched the area like tens of hundreds of miles, they just combed it, nothing. Couldn't find anything. And then it was one hiker a year later was walking and he stepped on something. It was the Steve Fossett's ID. - Whoa. - And he's like, what? And then he, a couple like feet away from that was just some cash. And then a mile or so away from that, there was two bones found. And those bones belonged to Steve Fossett. And then they found the plane. But while they found this plane, they found eight planes that they never knew disappeared. - Bro. - All in the same area. - All in the same region. - Were they from the same timeline? - No, just spread out. - That's crazy. - Yeah. But there's just these crazy anomalies of just, people just like disappearing, never heard from again. - How does that happen? - Well, they believe there's a couple of theories. One is, in this area, around area 51, they do a lot of like technical jamming of like coordination GPS jamming and stuff that would mess people, mess with people. But they also believe there's this weird phenomena with the searing of out of mountains to where the wind that rushes over them can like actually suck planes down. But that's never actually been proven. So they don't really know why all these planes are crashing and/or just missing altogether. - 2000. - Over 2000 have crashed. A good majority of them are still missing. - Yeah, maybe if we do a Vegas trip, we're driving. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Dude, that's crazy. - Yeah. - How we never heard about that? - Wait, what airport are you guys flying into in California? - San Diego. - Let's check that flight route. - Oh. - Yeah, you'd fly right over it. Oh no, you wouldn't fly over it. But yeah, let's see, what else? It was, there was this one plane, this guy, this was back in the 40s or 50s, US military, he was flying a plane, crashed, and they searched, they could not find them. They actually didn't even know they crashed. He just disappeared. - Yeah. - He showed up, I believe like 48 days later, stumbling back into town. - Oh my gosh. - And he said, I crashed my plane in this region, broke my leg, carried back my parachute to stay warm 'cause it was a winter, and they didn't believe him. They said, you sold your plane to Russia. - Oh man. - And he's like, no, I didn't, I crashed it. And they went looking for a plane, never found this plane. - Oh no. - And so they arrested him. - Even to his death, they believed that he was like, they could approve it, but they're like, yeah, you sold your stuff to Russia. - Yeah, that's your go to. - Yeah, you can't find that, the excuse, you know, like then yeah, just accuse him of leaving Russia. - He actually died a year later after coming back or being found, and he died from a plane crash. - Really? - Yeah, dead serious. - Really? - Yeah. - I can't, you feel like I feel like you're joking. - I'm not joking. - That seems so crazy. - Wow. - It's bonkers, man. The big coincidence to me is the 1938, then starting the Area 51. And also, we have, remember that story, one obviously, Lovelock Cave, I wonder how close that is. But also the other one where the guy had like the big portal in the ground, like a big hole. That was in Nevada. - Was it? - Or was that Arizona? - It was the Mel's hole, but remember, he had to talk with the guy in radio. - You're right. - It was somewhere in Nevada. - Yeah. That is so interesting. The multiple plane crashes reminds me of the Phoenician scheme. That like guy, he's always getting in plane crash. - Yeah. - Literally every time. I will say to you obviously, this is, I would say that's obvious, but in this region, there's a ton of like weird paranormal sightings too. - Really? - Like UFOs, UAPs, strange lights in the sky. But it's all around Area 51. So it's like, could be secret weapons. - Who knows? - Yeah. - It's like, I don't believe half this stuff, but then if you were like, hey, you wanna go camping here? The answer's no. You know what I mean? Like it's just enough to make me, there's enough story. to like whether you fully are buy into it or not like if you were to go there for a period of time it's like I don't know how comfortable I'd be. I know. Once I hit 50 I'm gonna do all of it. I just said you guys a picture of the Nevada triangle of what it makes up. That's what I was looking at. What's it goes into California? Yeah. Yeah. Fresno. You asked about that? There are some flight paths that cross over this other little point of it. Interesting. You guys going straight flight or connecting. Straight. You probably good. Straight. Yeah, but the Nevada triangle man. That's kind of crazy. These are all teeny tiny planes, right? No, some of them are like there's one in the World War II era. So in the 50s I believe a B 52 bomber went missing. Wow. And then a search is very similar to the Bermuda triangle where they sent out B 52 bombers to look for it. And one of those search planes also went missing. Oh, no. Wasn't discovered until like I think the 90s of the early 2000s at the bottom hundreds of feet in the lake. Oh, weird. Yeah. Dang. How does Bermuda try and get this huge reputation? I don't know. But then yet we don't hear anything about this. I think it's a million airheart. Well, they some people speculate she also disappeared in the Nevada triangle. Instead of the Bermuda triangle. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I don't know where they get that. But they just don't want people going and poking around in that region. Yeah. It's a big region, though. All the way up to Reno. It's crazy. Reno. 911. But yeah. That's super wild. It's spooky stuff. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for sharing. That's fun. But sad. We'll keep us in a seal. There's a quick story. I found. I don't know if you guys have heard of this. But it's a he was a pilot. He was in World War 2. He was a prisoner of war. He was a British pilot. And he was, you know, in the cages wherever they kept the prison of war at. But he got word that his mother had died. And he was just so incredibly sad and by this news. And he requested from his guard that he, you know, could go back for a funeral. And obviously said no. So we wrote a letter to the man that was in charge of that camp. And he wrote back the guy he wrote who was Kaiser Wilheim. Wilheim, the second who granted him one week to leave to go see her and provided that he swore to return. And he did. Campbell left, kept his word, went back to the POW camp. And just I don't know what happened to him afterwards. But I'm like, that's kind of crazy. He came back. I am a man in my lead. Yeah. The honor. That's kind of, I wouldn't. I know. I don't have a mother. Yeah. First bite of a hamburger. I'm like, yeah. He went back. And imagine like having a look over your shoulder for Russia all the time for the rest of the way. It was Germany, right? Yeah. Germany. Yeah. I'm like Kaiser. Kaiser. I hope he got out. Um, does it does he? I can I'll look him up. I'll, uh, I'll see you. But that was it. It was. It got back. No. Hello. Hello, chop some back. They're like, wait, if you came back, why? You are an idiot. We give you a free shot. Okay. 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