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178 - Secret Sonic Weapons in Venezuela, Tomb Raider, & Seeing Eye Chair

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178 - Secret Sonic Weapons in Venezuela, Tomb Raider, & Seeing Eye Chair

The podcast presents a mix of speculative and sensational claims, weaving together conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and paranormal beliefs. It begins with a claim that the U.S. military used secret weapons with occult-like effects, followed by a discussion of the so-called "Jake Paul curse," where fighters allegedly face serious health or personal setbacks after battling him. The narrative then shifts to a spiritual perspective, where a host shares a personal experience of overcoming a self-imposed negative belief—such as "things don't work for me"—through repentance, leading to a physical recovery. Other segments explore bizarre coincidences, including a manatee body-slam incident and a deadly hypothetical gravity loss event allegedly predicted by NASA. The show also touches on cultural superstitions, like thalasphobia (fear of deep water), and the idea of curses as spiritual patterns. While some content is grounded in personal experience or public events (like the Golden Globes award controversy), much of the narrative leans into fictional or exaggerated theories, blending conspiracy, humor, and spiritual commentary. The overall tone is lighthearted yet unsettling, emphasizing coincidences and unexplained events as signs of deeper forces—whether spiritual, governmental, or cosmic. Despite its nonsensical elements, the podcast invites listeners to reflect on belief systems, personal responsibility, and the power of mindset.

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A man in Pennsylvania was found with hundreds and hundreds of human body remains within his own. Why did he have him? How did he get him? Find out more. Be the love in his way, not! We just got a first-hand account testimony from a guard on the compound of Nicholas Manduro, and he talks about how the US military used secret weapons that made their nose bleed and vomit blood. Yeah, and we're gonna talk all about it. In the true story behind Stranger Things is crazier than you think it connects our government with other occult practices. Find out how. Like Santeria! Snip, snip. And then you know what to do. Hey, this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool Watch and Orr. Listen, does it better than my what? Never. I'd never be better than her. You are, and you're more cute. Whoa! Damn, it's not that. I can't believe it. This is a bad, you know, precedent. Yeah, that's not a joke. It's not even funny anymore. My wife's hot, all right? I love her. Yeah, wait. No, I know you love her. I was agreeing with like how you feel. He said the hot part. I didn't say the hot part. No, he said yeah. No, I agreed with your sentiment. Like, I know you feel that way. I'm not scared of you. You shouldn't be. Were you looking for the knife? No. Is that why you were looking over? Were you about to stab me? No, I was. No, why are you looking at the roll it back? You saw your eyes went down. Stop now. Neck, it's not crazy painful, but this again sucks. It's like my least favorite place to tattoo is on the neck. Yeah. This one was my first one ever, and that was so painful. Really? Do you think you could take something because I'm trying to like want to incorporate more color into style for those two? Do you think you could add to and just make it look more fun? Um, possibly. Please, please. I don't know. Though the thing is both of those tattoos are fairly well done. Yeah. It's not like they're bad. And so that's always the fear is like it's already a fine tattoo and then to try to like push some extra stuff into it. I was just thinking about adding color maybe. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. Hey, Cory's here. Hey, corn dog. Welcome out. Cornelius victorious. We're just talking about our bodies. Yeah. Just our bodies. And where hurts the word? You got something new on your body today. Yeah. Show it about two hour and a half ago. Yeah. Get on up there, daddy. Look at that. There he is. The man in the big fish. Whoa, that's a lot of thigh. Not enough. Not enough. Gotta get put a couple of treble hooks on that after the fact. Do you know what this looks like, though? It looks like when I'm like depressed and I just lay in the shower. Yeah. That's what I can't stop throwing up. I'm like, please God, if you're real, take this from me. Oh, yeah. Glad to have you back all the way from Indiana. Indiana. Hey, the Hoosiers. That's right. We are Hoosiers. They're coming up. Are they doing? Is it a Miami? Where are they doing the national championship game? The national championship. Is that the basketball sport or the football sport? The football one. Oh, yes. I've seen that out just now because I heard Miami was going. Yeah. Hoosiers. So it's kind of Florida versus Indiana. So it's kind of ninjas versus Coria right now. When is what is the game? I don't know. I literally know these things. Don't you like sports? Don't you like those? You love football. I know Jake. Jake Hutchison is trying to get shark bite tickets to that game trying to trade thousands of oysters for tickets to the game. I'll just buy the tickets as I get oysters. I know that's what I'm saying. He said he'd do a live event. We bring his oyster bar out. And I was like, that seems. I'd rather have the oysters for sure. Be amazing. January 19th in Miami. Oh, that's right. That's already passed. Yep. Whoa. Every pass that day. Jake, I hope these people watching. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course it's past the 19th. Yeah, and congratulations to the winners. The winners. Sure. Yes, you did a great job. I was a close one for some would say. Yeah, I can't believe that happened in the second half. Dude, yeah, I mean, that's like over the line, dude. Do you remember that? The refs are crazy. I disagreed with some of the calls, but yeah, yeah, it seemed a little fishy. They can't be perfect. Yeah, it happens. Yeah. Hey, the Super Bowls on my birthday this year. Wow, they're so brain big. Wow. Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna go. Who's going to Superbowl? Do we know yet? Of course we do. We just gotta talk about it. Yeah. We don't want to give away the first big dolphins. That would be sad. Is Papa John's doing another deal? I think that's where the corn dog for myself came from was. Papa John said a coin flip deal that if it landed heads, then you got a front pizza and a flanted tail. So I just made two emails. And one of them I called corn dog. It happened to be the email that I currently use for most things. So when I do pick up pizzas from Papa John's, they're like, corn dog. I'm like, yes. That's me. That's me. The winner. Making the Papa John's. So you've heard the Papa John's Pentagon thing? Oh, yeah. So right before pizza index, the Venezuelan thing with a Maduro. Yeah. Yes. That's the first time I remember his name. Before Maduro, the spike for Papa John or for the Pentagon was up 700%. But it was like a week-ish after it jumped up like 1400%. Oh, so we don't know what something's about to happen. Something could have already happened. That's what I'm saying, dude. It's going like, maybe we're going to invade in Greenland already. Yeah, that's crazy. We'll talk about that here. Taking it with our bare hands, bare hands. Yeah. I mean, we've got to have some good warfare by now. I mean, why are we putting knurling chips inside grizzly bears and just bring them on the front lines? Like chimpanzees? Maybe that's literally why they done it on chimps first. So they're like, we can just weaponize chimps now. I feel like I've seen a movie like that. No, no, that did not turn out good. No, that did not turn out good. It's the worst I could happen. No! Caesar! Speaks. Speaks of knurling. You want a song? Yeah, can you knurling it into my brain? We'll try. Sick. Looking forward to it. And we practice this a lot. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And so it's going to be perfect on the first try. Everyone, you're welcome. Remember who you are. Remember who I am. Remember! Remember who! How's that feel? Is that bad? I don't know, dude. That's the perfect. That's like your feedback, okay, here we go. Beat one the Nobel Prize from the passenger seat. Now I'm faster, stronger, super wide. I can see the truth behind your eyes. Don't eat food, don't eat a plate. I'm living through just all the length. Did a Rubik's cube with just my feet on a diet now? Just eating concrete, fluid and whale, fluid and code. Looked at a grizzly and made it explode. A cute baldness made peace with bees. Taught a dolphin now to ride on skis. Give a tech talk while on the can. Then he came the king of Japan. Now I'm smarter, cooler. Mary Slep rocked a big with my mind. No regrets. Milked and got out of beer instead. I'm trusting why. Thank you, Marilyn. What? You did it! What the hell? Hey! Oh! What? Wow! You did it! There's one of those moments where you see yourself. If you stop right now, you stir everything up. So just keep using words. It was great. Yeah, we go back and listen to it. None of it is like-- [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] I'm just going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, we did really good. We're all 80 years old in the lobby of a nursing home. That is just a mental projection. Dude, I love that. That was-- That was for you. That was a good transition from Neuralink talk, too. Honestly, blessed with that. That was-- It's all for you, babe. I had some bullying for soup vibes. Oh, yeah. I take it. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I feel that. Dude, on-- 1985. S-tier song. Beautiful. Thank you. Wonderful. Thank you. Fast. The harmonies. The woes. The haze. The guitar. Hey! Excellent. All around. Ho, ho, ho. Dang it! That was great, dude. I love that. Thank you, sir. Thank you. It was all for you. It was. Gally, that was so fun. I had a blast. I always have a blast with four dogs. That tell you, I've played the "Hey Ho" song at a concert one time. And my job was the "Hey Ho." But it was, I only did it at the wrong time. So it was me and another guy. I'd be like, hey! Hey! Is there an echo in here? It became a joke. The crowd started laughing at us getting it wrong. That's so funny. It was funny for them. It was panic for me. Yeah. It's funny because there's just a bunch of white people that make that song and like they're not on beat or it doesn't not feel like so It's like almost like rubbing it in people's face like you know, we're gonna brace the not being on beat Yeah, realizing right now might have been cultural appropriation for me to even do this. It was and Good luck. I'm being canceled. It's almost like white person jazz you would whoo. Yeah, but wait, but the whites invented jazz I thought right No, those were Hispanic people. I think we've been jazz jazz a No, it would just be has oh yeah has has I love has do you like has Speaking of jazz everyone be quiet I love jazz But I don't like this question and I don't I just not that I don't like it Okay, I'm afraid of it Are you afraid it's just as this world is Oh There's so much stuff happening news is just all over the place lying to us Getting us a side with one side and the other side tell them kick rocks and it's just I don't like it It's understandable, man. I'll just get on with it Today's question sent in by viewer Corey yeah Our equal rights good It's a yes or no yes, you're no yeah Unfortunately, I wish we could change that dude. I think he's scared to answer getting back in way from his mic. Oh Let me let me think about this. Yeah, Corey our equal rights good I'm actually Objectively thinking about this. Yeah, it's really I wanted to say yes. I really did Okay, I'm gonna go on the know. I don't think equal rights are always good. Whoa Okay, I mean we invite him here. Yeah, we throw him a softball question. Yeah, I mean Okay, um You're saying no timeout Um, I know you might be like being like oh, they're gonna trick me. So maybe Not the case. Oh We would never do that We would never do that. So women No No women it just equal rights. You just yeah, it's just as I say it's just a no if you don't believe in equal rights You're basically saying no to women Now you're saying no to women. That's what it sounds like. I say I said no to a woman without a woman Not you wouldn't exist. You wouldn't exist. You wouldn't be here. You wouldn't be here He doesn't care, man. He doesn't. I think equal rights Is good. It's incredibly important. It's it's what moves the the wheel of society forward Absolutely And and without it where would we be dead dead probably dead rice in the ground Rice fields possibly rice fields maybe in construction. Yeah, oh god He could you imagine but what are we even building except a terrible society? Oh a temple for men Do discuss do Corey All right, well, I guess you guys heard in your first Corey no equality ever The racial implications just said is insane. It's actually sad and it's scary. It's actually really freaking me out I I I'm here baby. It looks like you're just about to just eat though It's dummy good. What do you talk what do you what do you talking about? I've just been having one of those days where I wanted to eat really really good something better But I didn't have time to cook for myself. Okay, so I'm eating my factor meal that does happen a lot too often But factor removes the whole problem. No prep no recipes no grocery runs I literally just heated this up for two minutes and now I'm eating real food. What kind of real food are we talking about Andy? 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Well, I don't know about that because I wait is that mine and people love these things over a hundred thousand and five star reviews. This isn't just a neat internet wallet, y'all. Ridge also makes other everyday carry stuff. Key cases like this one. Suitcases, rings, all with the clean, simple, durable design. Bottom line, stop carrying a wallet that makes it look like you owe it money. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code ninjas at checkout. Just head to ridge.com and use the code ninjas and you are all set, baby. And after your purchase, they're going to ask you where you heard about Ridge. And guess what? You can mention our show. Let him know. We sent you. Thank you, Ridge. Thank you, Ridge. Good job. Good job, everybody. Good job. However you are going to turn to the other. Sorry. Sorry. Not sorry. Um, speaking of equal rights, you guys heard of the Jake Paul curse. The Jake Paul curse. The Jake Paul curse. I have not recent curse. It is recent, but it's actually typically curses have a little more history. It's what happens every time I watch a Jake Paul video, you know, bad things happen. The Jake Paul, his land that he purchased in Georgia, it's dope. I mean, yeah, it's a huge like how one, right? 60,000 acres, half the size of Manhattan. What do you do? 40 million dollars. What are you doing with that? Yo, he put a video out. It's dope. I don't know. He felt like the world's largest like dirt track where you can race all the ATVs and stuff. That's awesome. He's right on like Lake Seminal. Yeah, man, it's the coolest. Where's it? Georgia. It's above Pensacola. You know, I love his car. I love Jake. It's awesome. It's really cool. I'm prime hunting land. That was Jake Paul curse. Jake Paul curse. It's a land cursed. It could be. Jake, you felt it on a mound. It's entirely possible. Well, this is a fun fact about the land. Is that it was the the first, um, was it Spanish Indian war that broke out? No way. The first battle happened on his property. Whoa. That's kind of cool. It's a curse. We're talking about it. He's just, he's just, he's 11 for these curses. Yeah, for real. You do a vlog reenactment of that. That'd be sick. Yeah. But the, uh, break this down. The, um, everyone that he's fought, something bad has happened to him. Okay. So let's start with Nate Robinson. Yeah. So, uh, a friend of the pod follows us. All it says about Nate Robinson is that it goes to it after the fight. Haven't heard from him since. All right. Yeah. Where's Nate Robinson? Uh, Ben Ascron. We all know how he'd been Ascron suffered a lung failure and nearly died. Yeah. Luckily, he's doing better. But golly, that's scary. Yeah. Like the fight caused that. No, no, just every, all this stuff is after they fight Jake Paul. Didn't know just the lungs give out. Yeah. His was actually really terrifying. So from a staff infection, dude, he's unrecognizable. Yeah. He had a full lung transplant, right? Is that what he said? Yeah. That's crazy to do that. Tyrone Woodley later declared bankruptcy. Oh, really? Tommy Fury. Life fell apart. His marriage ended. His career decline turned to alcohol. Runs marathons against middle-aged women. You know what? That's probably just to try to help him have better self-esteem, honestly. That's a curse. Basically beaten by these women, probably. Most likely, yeah. Yeah, by the middle-aged women. Ryan Berlin, which I didn't know he fought him. Quit boxing and became a plumber. That'll do it. Is that a curse? Yeah, shout out, plumber. Yeah. It's nothing wrong being blue collar. Sure. Julio Caesar Chavez. Did he fight him? Apparently. Oh, sorry. Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr. got deported after fighting, Jake Paul. Ooh. Wait. Yep. Mike Tyson nearly died before the first schedule fight. Required eight blood transfusions lost half his blood due to a bleeding ulcer hospitalized for weeks. And then Anthony Joshua. Yeah, days after. Involved in the car crash in Nigeria, 10 days after the fight, two of his best friends died in that car crash and he was hospitalized. Bro. Dang. That's crazy when you read him all after one another like that. That's I know. Super weird. Put yourself out of that job. Problem, child, right? Yeah, I guess so, man. Maybe he sold his soul or something. No one, anyone that touches him. Yeah. Bad things fall upon you. We got to have Nate on and he can tell us what all happened after his fight. Yeah. Well, he is falling. Yes, right? Yeah. Yeah, he is. Nate, if you're watching, we know you are. No, you are. Come on the bottom. That is scary, dude. I mean, like hearing all those stats and imaginations, like going and like signing up to fight Jake Balnex, dude. Scary. I mean, yeah. It's kind of like have you ever heard of the Madden curse? Oh, no. So there was like a thing for a long time where it was like a 10, it was like a 10 years in a row, where anyone who got on the cover of Madden, the next year, life ending injury, something terrible happened. And it was literally the Madden curse. So whenever you like, oh, you saw your like favorite player on the front of the like the cover of Madden. Magazine like cover game. You're just like, no, dang it. That was crazy. Yeah, it's wild. We'll have to go break that down because I can't remember all the stuff that happened. But it's weird stuff like that, man. Do you believe in like any curses like that? You think it's possible? Yeah, curses for sure. But it's just, it's just weird. It's like, sometimes I think people just have bad luck. Sure. And then I do believe that there are actual curses out there. You believe you believe in quincidences, though, right? I do. Yeah, yeah, not a lot of people do. Really? Yeah, that's a common phrase. I don't believe quincidences. Oh, yeah. Do you believe in quincidences? Quincidences is, I think, I think so. But I think there can be a deeper level to quincences. That's a hard word to say a lot. And it's just a coincidence. Is there a plural or is it just a singular that takes the place? Quincidences. It's like saying like fate. Do you believe in fates? Yeah, I don't know. It's a hard thing. Do you believe in fishes? Yes. Only because I've seen a couple on TV. Yeah. That's it. Fishes. Fierses. What do you think of curses? Yeah, I mean, I'm, I think there's lots of them. I mean, we were talking about today. Like, I think we can accidentally even curse ourselves at times, you know? But yeah, there's different, maybe different styles of curses, you know? Different vibes of the curse. Because the Bible's full of them. Yeah. So, I mean, there's got, I just, I guess I don't know the, I guess I would love to do a steady on. Like, what does that actually mean and look like? That's, that's where I'm hung up. Like, what do you, when you say curse? Like, people talk about like family curses and things like that. And I don't know how much of all of that I believe in. Yeah, I think the demonic can follow. Yeah, traits. Yeah. Like, I just think that that happens. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Like, people that talk about like alcoholism and their family, it seems like they can carry on throughout the family. Well, biologically, yeah. You're more likely to be coming alcoholic if your parents are one. Yeah, is it biologic or is it spiritual? Yeah, and that's the thing. That's where I balance it. There's, I feel like there's a lot of spiritual depth within curses and stuff and like, coincidences, even like good coincidences. Yeah. I feel like that's where I always fall. And I know I'm not one of those people like, oh my goodness, I saw a butterfly land. On my car and that means this, this, this, and you know, I don't believe in so much that. But it's, I don't know, I get really hung up. And I feel like you've heard me explain that a million times. Or if there's like, if this didn't happen or if this would have happened two seconds later, then this whole chain of events would have never happened. Obviously, all those little, that's what blows my mind. But that just maybe God's hand and all of it. Yeah, I like to say this a lot because one, I like the idea of just kind of flipping this on it's head, but like when I tattoo, like I get a very variety of different people kind of coming to my booth and like that type of thing. I tattoo a lot of Christians. I tattoo a lot of people that aren't Christians at all. And so I like to just tell people like, oh, I'm very spiritual because I used to get that all the time. I talked to different people like about Jesus and stuff. And they'd be like, oh, I don't know if I'm blue in Jesus. I'm just like really spiritual. And so then I just like feel like, oh, I'm like very spiritual. I probably am way more spiritual than you are. This is like the right kind of spirit. Like I believe in a lot of spirit stuff, which I'd say objectively, if you're a Christian, you should be like, you believe in like the resurrection of the dead. Like that's pretty spiritual. Yeah. You believe a lot of spiritual things. So that's where I'm and then with all like the weird stuff. That's where I'm like, so on the idea of curses, I'm like, oh, for sure, dude. Like for sure, you can like like I think like familial curses and that type of stuff where it's like, okay, like you're saying like alcohol is number something like. I think that the natural and the physical are very closely blended. And I'd say they're intermatched or like blended together. Like things in the natural are affecting the supernatural. Things in the supernatural are affecting the natural. Yeah. Which I'd say is biblical. The Bible talks about those type of topics. And and so that's where it's like with curse that type of curses. Not necessarily talking specifically about like the Jake Paul style curse where it's like, well, this weird coincidence is keep happening. But yeah, that type of curse. I'm like, yeah, dude, I think that there is a spiritual type. But I think it is not that challenging to break off of it. And I think that's often where I'll see people kind of get hung up on stuff. They're like, oh, this is the hand I've been dealt. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life. For sure. People like, it's always been in my family. I just don't know how to get past it. It's like, there is grace in a savior. Yeah. Love that breaks down anything. So. Yeah. Cause for me, there is like actually, specifically on curses. My, my parent, my dad, I think in his side of the family, they'd be like, oh, that's the Romanizer curse. And they would just say things like that. And I was like, nope, I'm not down for that. And I just like blatantly rejected it and like did not take ownership or authority of it in my life. I was like, I'm not going to speak death over my own life. And just be like, oh, the Romanizers are cursed. Things are bound to happen that are bad. I'm like, no, dude, like I have a new lineage. Like the Lord has saved my life. And so that's like on that type of like the side of curses and stuff. I'm like, no, dude, I'm just going to rebel against the evil. Go towards the light and walk in the newness and abundant life that God's given me. Yeah. Maybe it's not a curse. Maybe it's just a pattern of bad decisions and sin. I mean, you never really know. I mean, yeah. And that's again, like you have like the spiritual and the physical. And I really believe they are connected. Oh, sure. Yeah. And so it's like, it's again, I think it's like what the Bible talks about faith and works. Like it's it. That's exactly that topic is like spiritual physical. Yes, we believe this thing, but are you just going to keep living in it? Yeah. Or oh, we believe this thing. And now I'm going to physically make a change in my life. Yeah. And yeah, it's balance, man. Yeah, one without the other. Yeah. Those desert fathers, man, they put demons with everything. Yeah, depression, anxiety, apathy, you know, like there's always a demonic presence. That was something. I always kind of struggle with like, you know, because I was a new Christian like midway through high school. So I was learning everything for the first time. So then I go into Bible college and all that stuff. But Kelsey's family was raised like, you know, like anger and stuff like that. And was like literally was saying, like that's that's a demon that you have. And I always felt like that like something like being possessed by something. But then like you have that idea of like, you know, like what if that's like, you know, Satan's stronghold or something like that. And it's so it is a, you know, is something that can grab ahold of you if you don't actively choose against it. Yeah. I think a very common misconception. And I don't know. Maybe some people in the comments might disagree with me, but I don't really care. But people will like hang their hat on this thing. They'll say, Oh, Christians can't be possessed, which I would say I agree with we've been oppressed. Yeah. And that there is a difference between possession and oppression. Possession would be this demon has like fully lived inside of you, taken over your body and you kind of like given it rain to run you. Not saying that they're always manifesting that demon that they could be normal and then it can't manifest and get more intense. But I truly believe Christians can very much be oppressed by the demonic and have the stuff linger upon their life because of things that they've come in agreement with. Whether it's a lie, they've come in agreement with and things of that nature where they're and that's where we're again leaning into like a curse. I was actually just sharing this with Josh, which I'll just share the same story because it's kind of sick and it I think it illustrates what was going on. And so like this past summer, I do my skate trips and we were doing the skate trip. And for about a full month, I could not hear out of one of my ears at all like fully closed up in my ear and could not hear anything. And it was just like sucked. Like luckily, it wasn't painful, but it was extremely inconvenient. And I was like, man, this sucks. And I don't have health insurance and so I don't like can't like like what I'm gonna go to a doctor and like minimum pay like 150 bucks just for them to be like, yeah, that sucks, dude. And so I'm like, I don't know. And then I was doing some research and like really looked into like what the medicine I needed for my ear. And then I got the dog version of it for like 30 bucks. That's so fun. I was like kind of skeptical, but I really did enough of looking into it where I was like, they're the same like the, and it's just eardrops. And so I was like, I'm just gonna get this dog medicine. And so I get the dog medicine and I'm like doing it, but like nothing's changing. And I was like, that's sucks. Like I was hoping something would change. And so I'm on my trip and we're praying over each other. And I was like, yeah, dude, you guys go like pray for my ear because it's like, you know, closed up and doesn't work and that'd be cool to hear. So they start praying for me. And as they're praying, like the Lord just brought to my remembrance this phrase that I've been speaking over my life for years. I've been saying this for years upon years. Like I just small talk conversation like, oh, I say this thing. And I basically what I just say was like, oh, just things don't work for me. Like, like, yeah, like numbing cream. That's cool for you guys, but it just just doesn't work for me. I tried and it worked. Oh, I have a headache. It takes me might be profan. I still have a headache. It just doesn't work for me. And I just say that all the time. And I really believed it. I'd come in agreement with this lie over my life that things don't work for me. And they're praying over me. And then the Lord brought that to my mind. I was like, oh, shoot. I've been like cursing my life for like years. And so I paused everyone. I was like, hey, I need to repent. And I just openly repented right on the spot because I believe repentance does break curses. And so I was like, yeah, I just prayed out loud with my homies there. I was like, yeah, I just repent from this phrase. I've been saying that things don't work for me that actually God loves me. God's chosen me. And he wants my life to prosper. And so I repent of this curse that I've been putting on my life. And they finish praying. And I'm like, right on and my ears still fully closed up. And I'm like, right on whatever, you know, like praise God. He's still good. He still loves me. And I still have come out of agreement with this lie that things don't work for me. And I was like, I'm just going to keep taking these eardrops like, you know, I'm supposed to. And we'll see, you know, if this works like a good dog should. Yeah, like a proper corn dog would. And so took the eardrops, whatever continued with the skate trip. It was maybe I think a five day trip. And I finished up the trip. Still the entire time, you're 100% closed. Can't hear anything. I was so annoyed because like, also, I'm like skating and sweating and extreme heat. So then like more blood is in my face. So I'm like, I can't hear anybody. Like, I'm just like, and I'm like the trip leader to do it. Ask me question. Like, dude, I honestly, I cannot hear you, dude. Yeah. And wrap up the trip. Everything sick. Go home. And the day I get home, I was running an errand. And dude, my ear popped open like 95% fully could hear was like, whoa, like I was just driving from like, I dropped stuff at good, dropped off stuff at goodwill. It was just like pulling out of the parking lot of like, and I was like, whoa. What sick, dude. And I like messaged everybody. And then by the next day, it was 100% clear. And I mean, I truly believe it was a pairing of coming in agreement with what the Lord has for my life, coming out of agreement with with a curse that I've been placing on my life. And being faithful with what God told me to do, which was keep taking these eardrops, you know, like, you know, whatever, do your thing. And then perfectly opened up. That's awesome. Yeah. And as well as the previous time that my ear, something like that happened to it. It, uh, I like, I didn't have any eardrops for that one either, but it like never like popped open. It just like over like a few weeks slowly got a little bit better and a little bit better. And I was like, really annoyed by it because I was like, you want that satisfying like pop, oh my gosh, I can breathe again or I can hear again or whatever. And it like never did that for the last time. But with this one, it did instantly pop open. And I was like, dude, Jesus is so sick. That's sick. Sounds like you could fight Jake Paul and be all right then. That's what I'm thinking. No, I also think I'm not like seeking out curses, you know. That's cool. I like that the way it like, because it goes back to Romans 12, like the renewal of your mind, people often forget like how often we've just morphed our mind over years or just learning habits and going through the same way of thinking and adopting our parents and friends thinking. And it's like choosing accidentally cursing ourselves. Like and just being active on those thoughts, taking every thought captive. And like, oh, that is not biblical at all. And that's not what Jesus or God has said about me at all whatsoever. Yeah. So getting rid of that. That's also read your Bible. Yes. Speaking of medical emergencies, you're about the medical emergency on the international space station. What? No. No, dude. That just happened. Yeah. Oh my goodness. The first time ever. I mean, I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner. I know. That's kind of crazy. They do a ton of testing before they can fly. Like that's a gnarly amount of jeez you pull to get up there. Oh, yeah. But it's the crew 11 astronauts. All they said, they didn't say who it was, but there was a medical medical concern on January 7th. And they said they were able to make this person this astronaut stable. But they basically had to do a quick evacuation, which I'm pretty sure is taking place today ish. But yeah, it's the first time in international space station history where a medical evacuation had happened. That is nuts. Yeah, they're supposed to stay till late February. And so they had to get them out of there. She's could you imagine? Dude, Would that just be it? like feeling your heart being like, no, there's you know, talk about anxiety, is there a doctor anywhere? - No, where's the space? - Well, I just asked 'cause I was wondering, I'm like, has anyone ever died in space? - Yeah, maybe. - I mean, we have never talked about a death in space before. - How high up do you have to go for it to be space? - I mean, obviously the challengers were probably technically in space, I imagine, but apparently 11 cosmonauts in 1971, died from cabin depressurization during reentry. That's crazy. - The reverse submarine. - The Russians. - There was a Columbia 2003 shuttle disaster. - Yep. - And then the Apollo one fire. - What about the challenger though? - They mentioned the challenger. - Oh, but that wasn't really space. - That's what I was saying. - I don't know how high, I think there's a technical line where Red Bull said it was. - Oh yeah, that guy died too though. What do you mean, recently? - Recently. - Yeah, for real. We talked about that. - Did we talk about that? - I thought we mentioned it. - You know the guy that did the world's highest job. - Yeah, we just fell off. - Yeah. - How do you die? - I don't know. - Oh, I think like too much caffeine or something. - Other than from that fall, I think I would've heard that. Well, they would've released that footage. Too much caffeine, is that what you said? - Yeah. - You terrible person. - I'm just, you're terrible. - No, I don't know. - You're awful. - Hey. - They're speaking of skydiving. Do you guys know who Mike Lindell is? - No. - Yeah, I've heard that name. - Mike. - Mike, the inventor of my pillow. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you guys know that? - He's my super into politics, isn't he? - I don't know, but this is what's wild. Mike Lindell has had a crazy life. Like he's like been like a drug addict and like strung out and all these different things. But one day, he was on his motorcycle on his way to go skydiving. Gids in a motorcycle wreck on the way to go skydiving. - Whoa. - And it's like, somehow okay enough, whatever. Which motorcycle wrecks are insane to me. Like, yeah, that's scary. - Yeah. - Gids to the skydive place goes up, does the skydive, his parachute doesn't open. - Whew. - Dude, take the hint. - And then I think like, I think you've managed to get like a secondary shooter, whatever. I don't really know how a parachute's work. But yeah, literally like multiple near death experiences back to back and then creates a comfortable pillow. - He's like, what the safest business I can get into? - Hell, who the freaking pillow industry is? - What is something that would have saved both my life at all when he's done wrong? A soft landing. - That's crazy. - That is hilarious. There was, you see that video of the guy who was a, he does like skydiving jumps for a living and everything and he took his mom. - I did see that. - Dude, he's so it's tandem. His mom's on the front and they jump out. The parachute doesn't work. It gets tangled. - Well, yeah, what happened was it got twisted up. - Yeah. - And he got it untwisted and then it like collapsed. So he'd rip it and then pull out his reserve. - And the mom's. - The reserve wasn't opening. And so he was just doing this. - Just kept pumping it. - And it came, it finally opened. He's like, oh, okay, we're good. - But his mom was like, chill the whole time. - She was super relaxed. - I mean, she wouldn't have known. She just thinks she was flapping by it. - She definitely knew that's weird for another reason. - Well, no, 'cause when she pulled her, she's like, did you have to pull your reserve? And she's like, yeah, yeah. She knew something was up. But then she's like, she's like, you know, but she's like, yeah, we're okay. And she's like, what a mom. - Yeah, and she's like, I was with you. We were together. It's okay. And it's like grandma was watching down on us. Didn't care of us. I was like, dude, that would have been a nightmare. - Yeah. - Grandma was a little late. (laughing) - Crazy. That's the, my pillow guy story. That always, have you heard of like the burnt toast theory? - No. - No. - It's the whole theory of like, you wake up and you accidentally burn your toast and then you have to read your toast. In that little time, saved people's lives because there was a wreck on an interstate or something. - Yeah, I hear a lot of questions. - Yeah. I mean, that's the type of coincidence type of thing where it's like, who knows if that's truly a pure coincidence? Is it angel type of stuff? God working? Who knows, man? - I didn't have to, if I didn't have to time my shoe, then I would have been and Vietnam War. - Exactly. - It's like, well, if I would have had, if I wouldn't have had a wipe one more time. - Yeah. - You know, it could have been on the challenger. - You know what I mean? Times I probably saved my life with how much I said on the toilet. - Yeah. - But also inconvenient stars. - Thank you, IBS. - Thank you. - IBS saved my life. - You become a spot like a spokesperson for IBS. Not a cure of it, but not like not just a fact that it just exists. - Speaking of NASA. - Tell me. - Yeah. - Do you know a lot of us are going to die in August? - I was thankful. - Hey! - We finally have a countdown. - This is the first dramatic experience of the New Year. - This has been going on for since 2024. These people have talked about this document was leaked. August 12th, 2026. The world will lose gravity for seven seconds. - What? - Who said that? - NASA. - NASA. - They're preparing and they won't tell us why. In November 2024, a secret NASA document titled Project Anchor, leaked online. The project's budget is $89 billion. - Shoot. They're just going to tie everything down. - And its goal is to survive a seven second gravitational anomaly expected. August 12th, 2026 at 1433 UTC time. - Okay. - Which I don't know a military time. So was that two o'clock? - I don't know. I'm just going to hold up. - I'm just going to bug her down under. - 1333. - Yeah. - 1400 hours? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm just going to be hiding under my car for. - It seems like a really high budget. - That won't work either. - Okay, fast. - It seems like a really high budget where you can just ratchet strap yourself down. - That's what the budget's for. - What are you going to ratchet straps? - All ratchet straps. - The ground. - Everything's floating even the ground. - Even the trees are floating. But yeah, they're saying that they expect the duration to be 7.3 seconds long. And expected casualties will be 40 to 60 million people. - What? - If everyone's going to be prepped. - That's pretty much everyone outside of like internet access. That's what that is. - Dude, imagine you're on a boat. Imagine you're pooping and then it goes back up. - Oh no. - This is a nightmare. - You know how long that's going to get out? - Just holding this all again. - Holding the toilet seat. - Just getting covered. - Whoa. - I mean, that's crazy. What would cause gravity to be gone for seven seconds? - There's nothing unless the world stops spinning but then everyone would die. - Yeah, that's even worse. - Yeah, I feel like that's the implications of that happening. There's got to be something stronger. - Well, that's the whole Adam and Eve theory, right? Where the pole shift, and if the pole shift and the earth would stop for a second, then it said everything would be destroyed. - Yeah, if the sun stopped shining for seven seconds, I think the implications of that alone would be insane. - Yeah. - Like, how long would it take? We talked about this before. - Seven minutes. - Seven minutes? - That's such a weird thought. - Yeah. - Like it could be out right now. We have seven minutes to figure this out. I mean, there's nothing to figure out. We're dead. - We are right moving for seven minutes long. - Interior rooms, we probably wouldn't know for even longer. - But they go on, they go on one to two seconds. Everything not secured will rise, people, vehicles, animals, three to four seconds in. Objects will continue to rise to 15 to 20 meters up. Five to six seconds in. Panic and chaos will ensure, or ensue, and people hit ceilings. (laughing) Seven seconds, gravity returns, and everything falls from the sky, and 40 to 60 million people are dead. - Dude, what a cleanup. - Anyways, I don't think that's gonna happen. - The great gravity. - But what if? - What if people were just like, that is so funny. That's crazy man. - I'm never gonna say that. - That'd be insane. - Pro that to happen. - And that's like, yeah, we put it out there. We should just do a live from a field where there's nothing to grab hold of. (laughing) - We should at that time. - We had that time. - Yeah, let's do that. - All my first thought was, I was just like-- - I was just like, my first thought was just to like, time myself down with a bunch of weights. - But then that's what I mean. - I realized that five seconds later, I was like, oh wait, that wouldn't work. - Just get squashed by all the weights. - Everyone needs a hamster ball. - Is that the $8 billion force? Everyone can have a hamster ball? - 89 billion. - Okay, we can't make that any hamster balls. - No. - You know, it could save some people though. You know, like some dude, he's like on a roof, exact time, falls off a ladder. - That would be insane. - It will save some lives, yeah. - It'll kill 40 to 60 million, but to save at least 100. So poor guy trying to take his lives. He's like, wait a minute. I don't want to end my life anymore. This is it, God save me. - Doesn't make it back up. - Anyways, yeah, I don't-- - That's terrifying. - But if it happens, it happens. - That would be crazy. - You guys hurry here first. - Yeah, Mark, I'm putting on my balance. - Six days of August? - We should literally do a live stream at that exact time. - We have to, yeah. - We definitely have to. - Normal work day, time, right? - Yeah, the 14. - Yeah, we're 14 o'clock. - Wait, what's UTC? - What time frame, or zone is that? - Dude, I don't know. - Yeah. - That's some other-- - Well, I'm not a Harvard grad. - You know that Australia is like-- - We can't do it. - What is it? - It is five hours ahead of us. So it's 753 UTC right now. - We still do that. - Scram liners. - Coordinating, universal time. Universal time. I'm just making everything. No, thanks. Believe in one God. Speaking of being terrified, I'm excited to get into my real, which I know it is not time for yet. It's okay. I don't have a proper question in my heart. You got you got time to come up with it. But all of you heard of Dallas of phobia. Thalas, the thalas fear of deep water. Oh, yeah, sure. I have that. I so have that. I really do do. And while I'm going through coincidences, it's correct. Water just scares me in general. And then there's also when you combine that. I'm pretty internet failing on me. What is it? Megalophobia. Big water. Big things. Yeah, it's my real. I used to jump off this cliff into water. You're right. Okay. Okay. Uh, it's kind of famous cliff in Indiana, the movie Hoosiers. No, not movie Hoosiers breaking away another movie filmed in Indiana about Indiana stuff. They jump off these cliffs called rooftop. But I'm not much of a fisherman or anything. So don't quote me too deeply on what this creature was. But anyway, there's one of the cliffs. There's about 40 feet and it's going into like a quarry. So just like deep into like this teal water and you can see pretty good. And I was jumping off it. And it's like, I don't even know how deep it is. Like you just, you don't get to the bottom type of vibes. And it's all stone. So there's not even like dirt in it at all. So it's real like clear. But so we were jumping off everything's cool. But then I saw this fish inside this water. And I think it was a blue gill, which is like a mellow fish. But it legit. I don't know if blue gills get this big, but it seemed about that big-ish. That'd be a record. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm like. Because most blue gills I've seen are like this big, really big, that big. This one was like my arm. It was large. And I'm like, dang it dude. I'm like scared of this blue gill. And I was like nervous to jump back into that water. Kind of like the rest of the time I was there just to like. Oh, yeah. Dude, I saw a story podcast. It was Australians who got a call in from a Florida man or an email. And so these kids like we, we grew up in Florida. Yes, dude. Jumping off a docks is a normal part of your childhood in Florida. I'm sure in the Midwest and all the other million places you live, that's also a normal practice. Yeah, with a dock. A dock. But like it's like one of like my fondest memories of glowing, growing up in the panhandle was like jumping off a docks. And it's also, it's creepy when all you have is like a green like dock light or like one light. So it's like fun. Then you're in the water. And then panic ensues. The other thing we know as Floridians is you do not touch manities. Yeah, that's a hard rule. And I'll link the podcast because I'm completely stealing a story. I think I saw this. And I've started following them because of stories. I still stories all the time. This story is gnarly. So these kids are jumping. And then like I think he said they're like 10 and 12. And so like making bad decisions, not condoning it. But they're literally swimming, having time with their lives. And then a manatee pops up. And he's like, dude. What do you give me if I touch the manatee? He's like, dude, jump on the manatee. And so he agrees. Literally runs the dock. And body slams the manatee. And this is like a great idea. And it's going to be epic hits the water. There's three kids. And the other two kids are like, where do you go? They're expecting to hear just all sorts of thrashing or like, you know, the kid to hurt himself. Because the things huge and maybe you didn't penetrate, but like nothing. And then like three, four, five, six seconds. However long it was it was seconds go by. He comes up out of the water screaming. I just killed a manatee. Bro hit it and went straight through it. Oh, because the manatee had been dead and washed up to the dock. Oh, and I will spare the details of the story. But literally fell through jelly. Oh my gosh. I'm back to the surface through what he had just exploded. Bro, that is disgusting. Also kind of what you deserve for trying to body slam a manatee. Yeah, jerk. They're the nicest animals in the world. I know there's like videos of them. Like they have no natural predators. Like when I was crocodiles, alligators. They're just going to get right. Don't mess with them. The thing that hooked me to keep watching this video is I was like, I swear. If this kid jumps on a manatee, I'm tall. I was like, I was angry. And I was like, oh man, that's way more story than I thought I was getting. That's crazy. I thought like when you jumped in the water, my guess was he became the manatee. Oh. And that's what all manatees are. It's just trap souls of rebellious children. That's the man part of the world. I might have to run that with Noah. Do you know the Spanish conquisitor? Should I eat manatees? I heard that. I just said it tastes a real bad. It tastes like elephant. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Speaking of elephant. Elephant. Speaking of remember things. Look at that elephant. Wow. New shirt alert. New shirt alert. And guess who designed it. I couldn't die. I drew that picture. It really gets you a logo for this episode or a t-shirt where it's literally Corey. Oh, yeah. As a corn dog, but it has like tattoos on the corn dog. That would be so cool. Yeah, I'm all about that. Please draw. Yeah, you're going to have to draw yourself to sell portrait. I've drawn, I've portraited myself before. Good. Speaking of portrait, I did. Send a cool swag dot com. Go get the shirt now. Yes, go get it right now. It's on sale right now. Go get it. This crazy story about a book. Ooh, in the CIA. Ooh. And. T.P. USA. Total paper USA. Maybe. Maybe God. So basically, I'll tell you my answers. I don't go anywhere. [MUSIC] Hey folks, it's your friend Rave Damsey here. Sorry for the interruption. But listen, New Year's is finally among us. And like a gator at a public park splash pad. I couldn't be more excited. And since I got you here with me, I figured I'd share some of my New Year's resolutions with y'all. So here we go. Number one, learn to play the accordion. I've always wanted to. It looks like I do. Number two, perfect my apricot habanero jam. Sounds pretty good, right? Number three, finally get that North Dakota hit and run charge. Expunge from my record. It was an accident. And almost no one got hurt. And number four, order custom merch from sundaecool.com for the 42nd annual Tampa Bay. See food and sunshine festival. And finally number five. I'd like to see my kids again. So Cynthia, I know you're watching. Please return my calls. Speaking of calls, give me a call anytime. 1-800-865-0726. Happy New Year's y'all. Let's get back to the show. [MUSIC] Do you guys hear we lost? What did we lose? The Golden Globes. The best podcast of the year? What? Yeah, some chick named Amy Polar one. That's weird. Yeah, I'm sick about it. I have no idea. I don't know for, I don't know. That's weird because it's like, yeah, you would think like with the Golden Globes, like they wouldn't, like, they would give it to like maybe like a celebrity that has already been in movies and TV shows and stuff. Yeah, or it actually good podcast. Like we're, because we're number one. Yeah. So, yeah. Is there a podcast just called Amy Polar? I don't know. I don't know. Who knows. Yeah. It should have given it a call. It is weird that it was all just like celebrity podcasts. It's like, like if you're doing best podcasts, obviously we're not going to be up there. Maybe in your guys' eyes we are, it should be. Maybe. It's Joe Rogue. Yeah. How did he not? He's the number one podcast in the world. Yeah, he wouldn't be nominated. It is kind of crazy. It's like, so what are the, what is the, what's the criteria? It's just all their buddies. That's the buddies. Which I'm fine with whatever if it's just as big celebrity hangout. But it's just weird to have that. You guys already have a lot of awards. Think about how weird it is though to broadcast. It is just who they hang out with and who their friends are. But then they're going to broadcast it to everyone they don't hang out with and everybody that's not friends to be like, look at which of my friends is my favorite at this event. Yeah. Did you see the drama with the Glenglobzo? No. They, they had one award that they chose to, because of the runtime, they said, we're not going to put this one on, they were going to do this one during a commercial break. It was the best score. What? Is that not nuts? Yeah. It's like, that's the spine of the movie. Oh. That's like one of the best parts of the movie you can ruin the movie with that or having none. Like, it ruins a movie. I mean, I can't, it blows my mind. I think good music can save bad acting. Definitely. Oh, 100%. I mean, have you ever seen a preacher speaking heresy, but he has really good music behind him? Yeah. It was like, wow. This guy's actually got some good stuff here. Now, I feel the Holy Spirit moving, because I have chills now. Juicy. Juicy just did a skit. Yeah. I don't know. He's that's in an actual church. Yeah. That was pretty, it was pretty sacrilegious. Yeah. I mean, for a guy who doesn't believe, like we do so, it's mocking mega churches. Yeah. Which is easy to do. Which is easy to do. I mean, it's, see, a lot of the editing and the music and stuff looked like some of stuff that we used to do for sketches. So it was just kind of funny. But I mean, it's kind of crazy that he that was an actual church. Yeah, that was nice. Part of parts of it were really fun. I like the cables. Super funny. Just them just cutting to him in the middle and it's like all the fog machines. Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Oh, did you hear how all the people that won the Golden Globes, they got a goodie bag? No, a goodie bag valid at $2.1 million. No, Sean. Not per bag. Yes. What do you mean? The bag included like all these trips like to like Bali and Indonesia exclusive trip to on a yacht. What? And I think they said like seven bottles of rare French bottles. Bubbles. Bubbles. I've not seen a goodie bag that doesn't include bubbles. Probably have bubbles and stickers too. Yeah. But seven bottles of rare French wine and just like all this different. This is a good bag. Yeah. I would have felt like I wanted to walk it away. I don't care if I would have lost. So if you want a golden globe, you also go to bag worth $2.1 million. You can also retire on $2.1 million in the bank. Yeah. Of the interested accrues. So that's crazy. All of that to never work again. Wow. So that's why we didn't win Best Box, because they're like, these guys can't handle this. Maybe next year. Maybe next year. Guys, come on. Don't close. We know you're watching. We know these. Come on. Come on. Um, excuse me. Whoa. Um, did you know that it's a question. Go to question. Go to question. Go to the quarry where the questions are fresh. Showed us mine. It's so fresh. So fresh in my mind. Uh, we know you've been prepping a long time for this one. I really. And the struggle is like, I don't have like a strong, like anything that's strong type of thing. Um, I mean, again, not a, not a great question. Not for strong. Okay. We practice this song for you, Ton. Yeah. It's the least you could do. Uh, let's just go that would you rather be stranded in the ocean or stranded in the desert? Have you guys done that? That's a great one. No, we've never done that. Yeah. Let's go stranded in the ocean or stranded in the desert. Desire explain. So like no floaty, uh, I think you're allowed out. Well, no, because I think I, I knew about some people that they were just posted up. Um, I feel like, I don't know, you probably can't. It's just a life jacket or something. Yeah, life jacket. Life jacket is very fine because that makes sense. Your thing capsized. You have a life jacket. They're like required on all water. Yeah. So what's the, what do you get in the desert then? If you don't life jacket in the water, you get in the desert. Uh, just what you brought with you, you know, you got your pocket knife, you got a canteen, uh, I'm going water all day. I'm going desert. There's nothing that you can't live off of anything in the desert. Like you can still get rained on. Yeah. The ocean, you have a chance of survival. I'd go desert for sure. I'd do desert, I think too. Just because I'd like the exploring more. Yeah. I, I, I, from the Midwest, I'm like always like drawn to, uh, like like Utah style looks, you know, or maybe not Utah, but, uh, Nevada, you know, desert kind of vibes. Yeah. Uh, like induces panic at me. Like when the ocean scares me, when we were outside of Vegas, we like went way out there to do some nighttime photography. And we were just, just like how far you can drive into nothing and it doesn't change. Vegas is crazy too. That was the first place I ever experienced hot wind. Yeah. Yeah. Like I all wind my entire life has been refreshing. And then there I'm walking and it was like a blow dryer. Just like, yeah, heating my face like they have this. Like no. No, dude. No, when I lived in, uh, Southern California, I, they called it like the San Andreas or not. What did they call it? Santa. And uh, says something wins. And it was just like, it was literally a blow dryer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is like, doesn't feel good. It's unpleasant. Sounds like a Texas parking lot. That was the last time I felt heat coming from the ground up. Oh, yeah. It was Florida's the best state in the world. True. It truly is. Yeah. Did you see the thing? Why, or were you, you were telling me why Florida man? Yeah, you were telling us why Florida man stories exist as opposed to other states. Yeah. Because when I moved here, I was just like, you have this expectation of like, we're moving from Missouri. So we're just like, man, this is going to be wild. We're going to see some wild stuff, which I did. I saw somebody draw a John Deere lawnmower into a Walmart one time into it into it. It wasn't on on, but it was, they were driving it. And it was like, they were using it as their like car thing and they had to stop them at the front. So they were like full like, yeah, this is fine. Yeah. So, but, uh, apparently like, Florida has a some type of law with, you know, police records that they have to almost immediately get released. Wow. Compared to a lot of states, but they're like Georgia's similar. There's a camera member, but it's basically any types of cops show that used to watch back in the day. You know, like, why do I keep seeing the same states over and over and over again? It's because they're legally required to release body cam footage and news stories and police records, arrests, all that stuff, almost immediately. So it just goes out. So people would just grab stuff right off and like, oh, this is a great headline. And they would just have so much content to pull from. So all these news places would just see it and grab it and then post about it. And then so it just became this. And because we have alligators here, I mean, obviously you have some crazy stuff. And we have such a melting pot of different, you know, cultures and upbringings. I mean, you're bound to get some weird stories. But this, that stuff happens everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Speaking of crime, yeah. And police stories. Uh, did you guys hear about the guy that had a bunch of freaking human bones in his house? I heard about it and I didn't look into it at all. No, I haven't. All right. So, uh, this dude, his name is Jonathan Gerlock. And what's very, like, weird about, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff in this whole thing. The thing that really triggered me immediately was like, they showed a photo of this dude. And he has very well done tattoos like all on his neck and like very well done tattoos. So I'm like, there's a tattoo artist that's been posted up, having conversation with this dude, living life, it's all with him. And so Jonathan Gerlock, Gerlock, uh, is out in, uh, Pennsylvania. And so he is a straight up grave robber. Ooh, he found this like pretty large abandoned cemetery. Like it's just like a place like one of the older ones that like people don't, they just stopped kind of taking care of it. It's just there. Um, and he was going busting down mausoleums, taking skulls, taking full corpses, digging up graves. And like, people were starting to notice. They're like, this is weird. Like stuff's like, there's like, they'd like, people would come visit the graves or like, they'd walk like a lot of people like walk cemeteries just like, because they're like a track type of vibe. Yeah, it's romantic. Yeah, it's beautiful. And uh, and they're like, whoa, like that mausoleums busted open or all the graves been dug up or something like. And so how they caught the guy, which is kind of interesting is they just did a sting. They don't like the cops just posted up and we're like watching the graveyard. And then they found him this dude, freaking like he had a bag like a burlap sack. Obviously there's no other sack. You can, you're not bringing a duffel bag or a backpack for your bones. Only burlap sacks. And uh, he had this burlap sack and he's scooting along with his freaking bones. And so then they're like, yo, this guy's got bones. This is not good. They check his house and they find hundreds of skeletons in his basement. And as well as they find a freaking storage unit because he's running out of room, I need to rent a storage unit. What in the, uh, I think I was looking for the video earlier and it got, I think it might have been taken down because someone had like a video of this inside of the storage unit. And like, like, like, they just bodies like, mummified little people like some of them are wearing like the suits and stuff. Oh, and just like, post it up like against the wall, they all rigid and intense goodness. And uh, wasn't it? I thought I saw a thing. I can't remember if it was 500 bags or 500 bodies he had acquired. It was like substantial. Well, here, why was he doing with, what was he doing with them? Did they know? Yeah. It gets way freaking more worse. I don't know. I assumed he would like work for cemetery. And they're like, we just need to make room. He was selling them on Instagram. What? Yeah. So what a crazy Instagram ad you would have to get. Oh my gosh. So, uh, his IG account, he has an inappropriate name, uh, but it's dead blank daddy. Uh, and here, I'll just like right on the nose. Not even hiding it. Yeah. Dude. So I don't know how to, how do I showcase these things? Can I show my phone? Can you send it to the chat and can screenshot and send it to the chat? Yeah. So here, what should I do? A screen recording? And just, yeah. And then just send that to the group. Yeah. That's crazy, man. But yeah, this dude, like aesthetic photos of these bones selling them. And then in the caption, he's, he'll be like, he'll like talk about the thing. And he's like, if you know, you know, like just like clearly implying like, yo, dude, these are. And it, it was like, unfortunately, even like children building. Yeah. I saw that they're like infants. He was like digging up everything. Yeah. And there's these, like people are buying them. Yeah. Dude, also when I, so I followed the account and it was like, you have a music. which will follow her. And it was like this other tattoo friend that I know, which I'm like, it literally makes sense that this guy follows him. Like this dude, he does like all horror tattoos and like his nickname is rat. Like this guy that I know. And so. - Did he buy any bodies? - I don't know, his name's rat, you know? - Hey, but I ain't one. - They call me it but they'll call me it. - But so they capture this guy. He's got a ridiculous rap sheet of like charges. Like, I don't know what it would, I have like a little screenshot of this thing but it's like 26 counts of burglary, burglary I cannot say. - And burglary. - Yeah, he's got 26 counts of that but he's got all these other charges. Some of them are like 100 counts of this other charge and another 100 counts and another, like. - How do you get 100 counts of anything? - Yeah, you get 150 gallons dude. And right now his bail is $1 million cash that's his bail. So I don't know how, I don't get arrested. So. - And we're gonna link the GoFundMe below to help him. The bones are his money. - That's crazy. - Is a group chat on Instagram? Is that where we're going? - No, we text it to. - Text, text, all right. - Yeah, don't open the video that I put in there. - Okay, cool. I'll swing this over just to the group. Yeah, that was like, it just blows my mind that this dude looks like low key regular. Like because he's like, I'm used to like some crazy dude with like prison tats and like that type of stuff. And I'm like, yeah, I collect bones in the brain graveyard. I'm like, sure, you do. But, but then this dude's like getting tattooed and I'm like, hey man, how's it going? Like, what are you up to these days? Like, oh, not much. You know, I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. Man, we're at this account that's kind of cool that I do some of it bones like, wow, bones need. - Yeah, it's like, yeah, it just looks like a normal dude. The creepier thing to me is like, money is a motivator for all kinds of weird stuff. The weirder part to me is the fact that he had a lucrative little thing going. - Yeah, he's like, people were like, I want these in my home. - Yeah, that's even more concerning. - Yeah, that's the twisted thing. There's a ton of like YouTube channels that are like, have posts really weird content that a lot of like true crime guys have done a deep dive on. And it's like, you know, you look at the comments, you can tell there is a huge group of people with demographic that feed off of this content. And it's like, it's so disturbing that it's just out there. - Yeah, I saw. - And you have no idea. This guy, like, looks like a guy that would just work at your local grocery store or whatever. And it's like, you would never think in the million years. - I saw a travel guy who'd like, what are the like, the shrunk head things that like, and he was like, he was like, oh, these are real. And he was like, handling them in his clip. And I was like, no, this content shouldn't be made. - I mean, that does look like you, Josh. - Hey, that's you. - Okay, so that is terrifying. - Yeah, did he say that they were real bones? - No, that's what he was just saying. Like, if you know you know for like the things, implying like, if you know that these are real actual humans that used to be alive, now they're not. And they're, you want to hold their bones. - Yeah, they're like well taken photos. Like, he's like, wrist, like, some of them, I think deeper down, he was even doing some weird carvings into some of them, which is terrible. - That's terrible, that's so freaky. - Cat guy. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah. - Yeah, he literally just says that his bio, human and animal remains, like, not hiding. - Yeah, that's wild, man. - But just robbing graves, dude. - Thanks for harshing the vibe, Cory. - Speaking of robbing graves. - Yeah? - Andrew, who's will that be? - Oh, no, I'm a robber. - Oh no. - I must hear your bones. - Please don't. - Andrew's got a rear. - And he's got the show. - Like, no, no. - That was a weird spot to stop it. - How's that flick? - Phallus of phobia, or mega of phobia. So we're gonna start this video at the same exact time. I stole this segment from the basement yard. They reacted to this video. And I was like. - Oh, it fell. - Yeah. - And we're saying no audio. Is that just across the board? Always no audio. - No, that's the best one. So he's gonna play the audio. 'Cause there's no like song that's gonna get this flagged. - So basement yard, they reacted to this. Apparently kind of like you guys also said, like they hate big things, deep water. And this is just a video that's meant to generate anxiety. - Cool. - Based on that, you ready? - All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. So we got someone following off a huge ship. So I'm gonna jump out of me. - Dude, is it gonna be a blue gill? - There's like an angler fish somewhere. Yeah, there's the angler fish. Jardy in trouble with that thing. This one that outtaste you. - Yeah. - Oh, they could. - Oh. - Ow. - Ow. - That's the last thing I wanna see. - Dude, when that happened to video, I lost it. - I just saw my own reflection in the blue, and it scared me. - Oh, and it loops. - No. - No, no. - Too bad they missed it. - Opportunity. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Geez, man. - That's no fun at all. - Yep, that was scary. - That's a big floating old man. - I'm just hoping that one of our viewers is watching this, like in the dark at midnight. They're deep water scares me, cold water scares me, dark water scares me. - Were you scared of like the deep end when you were really little in a pool? I remember that freaked me out when I was like little, little. - Maybe, I don't know. - I was just convinced that there were things deeper than I could see. - I think my fear developed, though. I think I've talked about it before. When I was in elementary, probably third grade or something, we were tubing on our lake, and it was one of those like older inner tubes to where it's like the tube, and then like the nylon thing wraps around it, so it was sitting in the middle of it, and it popped off, and my foot got stuck, and my dad didn't see that I had fallen off, so if he just kept on going, I was under water. He's like, "Oh, no." - Literally ever since then, I've been like, water's not been my favorite. - Yeah. - Dude, what's the kind of therapy, exposure therapy? - Yeah, put it back in, we got to go surf, dude. - Yeah, for all the, for a person that's scared of water, you're pretty unaffraid of jumping in water, an unknown body's water. - Oh yeah, it's just conquering fears. - Yeah. - Do you guys know of Aguadonkeys? - Or it's, it's an impressed Timothy Alvarino. - I mean, that'll, you won't do about anything with that. - I'll jump off a ship into an old man in the ocean. - Sure, why not? - Water Donkey? - No, Aguadonkeys. - Aguadonkeys. - This is not a conspiracy, this is just a great thing, and I want all people to know about Aguadonkeys as much as I possibly can. - Sure, why not? - It's just this short film that this guy, MP, Cunningham put together, that's just hilarious. You can watch it on YouTube now, which I'm very grateful for. All of you guys would really enjoy it, but there's a portion in it. - Oh, yes, yeah, the tall guy. - Yeah, it's one of those guys, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's so funny. It's the essence of it. - He's the guy that did the, that skit the longest time, he was like, are you pregnant? - The blonde guy? - Yeah. - He did like a swimming pool video. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. - But there's a part where he's like, dude, we gotta get you to overcome your fears. And he's like, what are you afraid of? He's like, you know when people are welding, they say you don't look at it. And so then he's like, we gotta get you over that, dude. So then they're like, he's like staring at this guy welding and then like it's his dude, Jair. And he's like, says to MP, like, oh, why aren't you looking? He's like, oh, I'm not scared of that stuff, dude. And so he's like, doesn't have to look because he's not afraid of it. He's just burning his wrist. - It is peak comedy, so good. If you have ever skateboarded or done anything like that, you're gonna love it. And if you like to laugh, you should-- - He's a really funny guy. - Yeah. - It's so good. - It's been a not so funny. - What? - We have a little update on the Venezuela. - Mm, oh, hey. - It's going on. - I get all my news from you guys. So this is gonna be great. - It's very accurate. - It's from the horse's mouth. - So this is neither confirmed or denied. - Okay. - But there's this interview or something that apparently interviewed one of the guards on the compound where Madero was taken. - Okay. - On U.S. oil? - No, in Venezuela. - In Venezuela, okay. - Yeah. - Soon to be U.S. oil. - Yeah. - But I actually talked to someone that we know about this and he's like, yeah, this isn't anything new. This is, we've had this for a while. - What? - I'm just going to read the account because it's crazy. - Okay. - So I don't want to like butcher anything. This account is from a Venezuelan security guard, loyal to Nicholas Maduro. It's absolutely chilling and explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed. Security guard. On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, lots of drones flying over our positions, we didn't know how to react. Interviewer says, "So what happened next? How was the main attack?" Security guard. After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few, I think, barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number, maybe 20 men, but those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we fought against before. Interviewer. What? And then the battle began? Security guard. Yes, it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed. It seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything. Interviewer. What is happening? In your own weapons, didn't they help? Security guard. No help at all, because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something. I don't know how to describe it. It was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly, I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose, somewhere vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. Yeah, I did. Interviewer says, "I just watched the show." I just saw this. Interviewer said, "In your comrades, did they manage to resist?" Security guard says, "No, not at all. Those 20 men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I have never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up against the sonic weapons or whatever it was." And it goes on, but he's just like, let me just read this part. Security guard also said, "I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. This is where it starts sounding a little bit like propaganda. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight against the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with." And then yeah, he goes on about other stuff, but we have the weapon, dude. Yeah, I talked to our buddy, which I tell you after we saw him. I know if he's allowed to say it is, but he's like, "We use that exact weapon in the early Iraq wars." No way. Yeah. He said, "We've had that for a long time." The sonic weapon? Yeah. I mean, it's a Vanda. Yeah. A Vanda syndrome, right? It sounds a lot like it. Yeah. Dude. That's crazy. That's crazy. Different intensities, different frequencies, because certain frequencies travel further. So I wonder if the Vanda was like lose hair, lose teeth, that's why I wonder if they change your frequency. I think I'm precisely hit a spot. Yeah, the Vanda syndrome, that's like more like long distance frequency, but like you don't even, it's like causes like brain damage, brain damage. This kind of sounds like it was like a, which I know they use those like cannons for like crowd controls and stuff, because remember that, but this sounds like it was hurting you neurologically. Way more intense. If they're bleeding from their nose instantly, and that's crazy. That's crazy. Like Tim Alberino's stuff, like when the, the Peru, yeah, that's what it reminded me of. We're like, is that America? Were they, were they bleeding? No, but it's just like the type of like with, with his story or the technology that these soul days possessed. They weren't aliens that they were people. Yeah. That was like the whole thing. And it's like, oh my gosh, dude. It's weird. They're the military. What about the super soldiers? What about these guys that had crazy equipment that were unstoppable, killing hundreds of people? What if our super soldiers now just have the Neflon DNA in them? I think they're just aliens, like just people that they've just built. I'm kind of hung up on the nosebleed section part of it, because that's stranger things as heck. Well, that, that was literally like the vibe, and they had that. That was their thing. They had the sonic thing that stopped her from her powers, yeah, and fell on the ground, wiggled around in pain and bleeding from the nose or whatever. Well, the, uh, the engineer who was like behind the Montauk project and like kind of whistle blue allegedly on a lot of that stuff was, he was an electrical engineer who specialized on radio frequencies. And so his whole thing was in the, in the 80s, um, focusing on this thing, they, they focused radio waves on the, on a specific chair where the, the viewers would sit in the chair. And they would put certain, they found like certain frequencies could make someone like pliable or could amplify psychic powers. And so it was like very, very intentional. They were playing with like how much energy to send, what frequency to send it. And based on those certain things, uh, they were able to do other things. And I'm trying to remember, there was a, there was a DOD budget and when they were trying to fund this project, allegedly, it was like, I forget how many millions upon millions of dollars. But the promise that they made with all these experiments is that they could, they could with a click of a button cause gets a Frania, like that, that was, that was the thing that they were playing with, like, but you think about like, Havana, like you're, you're losing your mind. And like, so imagine if there's a frequency like we just need them to be like, we just need them to go along with it, you hit them with one frequency, no, we need this person to lose it. But so like, I'm going to just go ahead and transition and I was like researching just behind stranger things. I think it's kind of fun to look at the story behind all of it. There's like three key players, like three different testimonies. One of the guys, one of the guys seems kind of like he was making up some stuff, maybe just trying to, you know, get whatever, try to sell buttons. Yeah. Who knows? But the thing is some of the, I'm not going to say what it is, but some of the trauma that allegedly happened with some of these, some of these experiments and some of these projects. It's like, it'd be hard for someone who went through the trauma, probably to recount everything without having some mental barriers up. And so like, I don't want to say this person's crazy or isn't telling the truth, but I'll admit to beginning of the story. There are bits of the details that don't add up. But if you remember, there is that ship in the early 1900s that they went off the coast. They tried to like create a port or they filled out the experience. Yeah. They did a portal. Well, allegedly two dudes jumped off the ship. They say when they hit, they did, they were trying to jump in the water as the ship was blowing up or doing whatever it was doing. And they fell through time. And the story is one of the dudes says he woke up in the 80s and was being experimented on as part of the Montauk project. Like he fell through time and arrived here. The dude who tells the story that I'm more closely like it would be easier for me to accept as something to believe. I just realized that I just got back from a doctor's appointment and those are the notes that are open on my phone. I am healthy. Yeah. Nice. Hold up. Nice. Great. I would say what if the guard actually noted that actually happened, but he was just watching stranger things and just got knocked out. That's what that's the last thing you remember. I think this is what happened. Also, I was a girl with superpowers, but there's something wouldn't let me use my powers. Okay. So the scientist's name is Preston Nichols and shout out old school, Y Files and Pandoxy. I organized on pen and paper. I do it way better. But yeah, those two videos on YouTube will say this a lot better than I'm about to. But Preston Nichols is the scientist. This is where the story gets created. So he starts talking about this chair that they use. You sit in the chair. So someone like 11 or some kid or some person and they they're trying to remote view similar to all this stuff. They all say these documents don't exist. But what's really interesting about this is we know that like MK Ultra, all of those, not all of those files, but almost all those files, like over 90 percent got destroyed in the 70s. And so it makes sense historically, like do we got millions of dollars thrown at these projects? Do they go away? Do they say, oh, we're done? Or do they get what experiments are? They begin and then they end right and you throw them in the trash. But so I mean, it checks out that a very similarly aligned project would it's like the evolution of something we know existed and after they got exposed, it would make sense that records don't exist. We got busted for, you know, not deleting files last time probably like privatized and yeah. So they there, there is a history of moving the research that way. So now we're in the 80s and we have this project going on Camp Hero is where it's happening. There is this chair. This is the doctor or the engineer who's doing these radio experiments. What they said is that people they were able to use frequencies to help people to see through the eyes of other people. They called it the seeing eye or the seeing chair. But what's crazy is they said there was people who were doing it started to see a beast in the peripheral of the room or in the thing. But if they focused on it, that's when it would come to fruition. But if they ignored it, it would minimize. But there's even like testimonies and again, this is all alleged, but that this beast came to real fruition and it's one of the reasons the lab and the experiment shut down because it became too much to handle. But they're even saying while they're using these radio frequencies, they're like think of an apple. They'd see it on a screen, like somehow through electrodes and whatnot. They would, you know, visualize the apple. It's on the computer screen. Then they started noticing that this thing is like starting out as a hologram and then becoming material in the room. They're like, how are these, how is this? Is it a portal? Is something that did exist there? not there anymore and is here now or are we creating things like they started to ask all these questions, but then that creature began appearing in materializing the scariest part of the story. And this will be most particularly scary to you is that the person to see through the eyes of another person often had to hold hair from the person that they were trying to view, which is exactly what you do in the Santaria. And so they say in that practice, the taking of someone's hair is to take a part of their soul. And if eyes are the windows to the soul and you want to see through someone else's soul, you sit in this chair attached to these frequencies and then you literally have the power to possess in some way, their soul by holding the hair. So the monks have no hair? Hey, wisdom. I mean, come on. But the telepathy tapes where like that was a pretty common thing where these kids were seen through someone else's eyes and being it like, which I'm like, dude, I'm like locked in the telepathy tapes. I basically believe all of it. I have to guess. But yeah, like, so it's like, okay, well, that's a thing. So you get MK ultra where they're trying, they're using psychedelics to try to enter this world. Then you get, I think it was project often where they start to mix in witchcraft and occultism and then everything gets exposed and quote unquote goes away. And it evolves into the seeing eye, which is part of the Montauk project Campiro. And in the 80s, Campiro gets shut down allegedly the monster that comes to some sort of fruition. Everything falls apart. Well, Campiro is now a state park. And the entire underground of Campiro has been cemented in. Yeah. Well, even from the Montauk thing, like you get project stargate, right, where it's like the actual remote viewing. So it's like, it seems like it's like little bits and pieces were taken off and perfected, perfected, perfected. Yep. Because the stargate that, I mean, that was a legit real thing. Yeah. I mean, those are why the experiments happen. So they can, I'm at the end of it, they can learn. Yeah. And say, okay, what's the next step? I don't like harness these things. Yeah, it sounds like Montauk was, they combined a bunch of the supernatural spookiness with the like scientific stuff, which is, I mean, makes sense for stranger things, which was originally named Montauk. Yeah. But you have, you see so many representations, how it all started was the Philadelphia experiment. Yep. You have remote viewing. You have all of this stuff. You have, I mean, it's kind of crazy. Isn't that a little annoying, though? Because then it's just like, they made a show. So now if you talk about like conspiracy, people are just like, oh, well, it's just like stranger things. Yeah. Well, no stranger. I mean, they're, they're, they're covering up something. Yeah, they did. They just come up. These are all original ideas. So let me read to you, this right up on Santoria and why taking here without consent is serious. If someone seriously takes your hair, it's considered quote, a spiritual attack or intrusion, an attempt to influence your destiny or a breach that may require cleansing or counter rituals. So like literally, that's so weird. Well, I told you, it was that night. I don't, I don't think Corey knows the story. So I had this friend in high school and his father or stepfather was a priest in Santoria, which is like the voodoo, not good stuff. Yeah. And I was witnessing to my friend, like, really, and he was like, really starting to pursue Christ and stuff. And his stepdad hated it. And like, my friend would have to like hide his Bible. Then when he find it, he would throw it away. And they did, I mean, it was looking back. I'm like, this is crazy. And like, it's even wild that my parents make good displays like sacrificing chickens and we're sacrificing chickens. But they had like a closet of like all these idols and teeth and stuff. And like on birthdays, they're like, put cake in front of them all. And like, anyways, we're in another driveway one day and he walks up behind me, yanks out a chunk of hair, the dead. Yeah. And I'm like, Oh, and we're all like, why did you do that? And he's like, well, I just wanted to keep it. And he just puts in his pocket and didn't think anything of it. And then that night, literally that night, I had the most like realistic nightmare. I've ever had my life to where I was getting a call. And it was from my friend, but then like the words change or something. And then it said like Satan. Wow. And I'm like, and I'm like, I answered it. And then all on the other side of the phone, you just hear like that. I couldn't pull the phone away from my ear. And I was just stricken with fear. And I like, I woke up and I mean, I was so afraid. I went and got out of my parents and I lit it. I couldn't stop crying for like two hours. I was just like shaking. That's fear. Real spiritual warfare. Yeah. That stuff like takes me off. Like I'm like, gosh, dang it, dude. Like, did you want to like physically fight? But you know, the prayer is like the proper fight. Yeah. But then like after that, he, um, he, uh, what do season one? Oh, yeah. That's the incident that happens when Joyce gets a call from the other side. And it's well trying to talk. But she's like, it's the same thing where she picks up a phone. And it's, it's the beast on the other side. And then like shocks her, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, this, my friend, it was like British, like right after that incident. And we hung out like every day. And then also, and I couldn't get ahold of them. And I went to his house. Our house is cleared out. And I found out like, um, I think like a week or two in, I finally got ahold of him. We do where he was like, I'm back in my, or my dad brought me to Miami. He's like, I can't talk to you ever again. It makes me so mad that like that is darkness, dude. That is like what the enemy wants to do. He steals, kills and destroys. And it's like, man, like it fires me up for sure where I'm like, dude, I just want to like tell people about Jesus and like, bring truth. Like there's so many people I know that like have these huge bondages, you know, in their life. And I'm like, Jesus, Jesus will solve these problems. Like if you could just like give your life to him, you know, then everything's going to be different. You know, like you're more than you're going to begin to walk in freedom. And like it is like what we were talking about earlier about like these curses and different things. It's like, this dude is living in full blown bondage. And the actual enemy is trying to destroy his life. Tear him away. The gospel and good news of being poured out upon him, hungers for it. And then, and it, it's a tough thing because he's under authority of his dad. Yeah. And so you said it was his actual dad. It's still it's like, yeah, I really believe like the spirit world is fairly legalistic. You kind of see it play out in the old testament a lot clearer because it's like larger stories where you start to kind of see like the legality of how things work in the spirit realm. And, and so like there's like these hard things where it's like in the past I used to just think like whatever man like Jesus wins. So just say Jesus and everything's fine. And Jesus does win. But, but there's there's more to it. Like things are there's a process to things. That's why when I was speaking earlier on like come into an agreement with a lie or something. It's like you've there's these like legalized things that are going on. And so I'm like, thank you. This dude's like stuck in a rough spot because there is an actual governmental authority over him that he can't really like, it just makes it harder. Yeah. You know that like he he doesn't have the like the full blown free will to be like, no, I'm not leaving. You know, like he has to high school. Yeah. And, and so it's just so tough, dude. I mean, my heart burns for that, dude. I like, you know, I'd like want to pray for him and and see Jesus show up in his life because I know that Jesus can overcome all things. Yeah. And he can shut down that darkness and shut it down in a big way. And good. Nice. Yeah. That's crazy. The thing that had me hung up thinking about the seeing eye chair and, you know, the the process by which they're figuring this out, science guy, engineer, trying to do all of this stuff. But at some point, like, if I was like trying to get you to see through someone else's eyes, what am I going to give you? Let me give you a photo, this person, maybe a garment they wore, this smell, this is their essence, gave him hair. Yeah. Where'd you learn that? Yeah. I know practice, Santeria. Right? You got no crystal ball. I got a crystal ball. I'd be honored if that got flag right there. For real. Like, wow, perfect. This fits in really well. And it's really spooky. And I really don't like it. Just about the book. This is about the book book. There's this book that came out in the 1970s called Mind War, the psychology of victory. Okay. And this book was written by a, I believe he was a colonel in the US Army. He was Army Cyopps, Psychological Operations Officer, worked in Information Warfare Military Intelligence. But he wrote this book called Mind War. Michael Aquino. Yeah. Yeah. I figured you say the name of the guy setting it up. All right. His name is Mike. Oh, yeah, um, but this book is about I could have said his name, but this book was all about psychological warfare, information control and perception management. Um, and it basically, we'll see, it argues that modern conflict is no longer one primarily through bullets and bombs, but through shaping beliefs, narratives and morale checks. And so he wrote this book in the 70s, but this man was an open sataness, neat, very much practicing of a sataness man. Um, he even started this one movement, um, or this one church. Did I put it down? Uh, no, I didn't put it down, but it was basically, um, yeah, I didn't put it down. He started this one church. It was a sataness church. And you should see pictures of this dude. He like, I mean, if you're like temple of set, yes, that's it. Yeah, temple of set, but this dude, I mean, he like, he curls his eyebrows up, and it's just like, he's like, okay, if you want a sataness, you sure do look like this. I mean, just curl the eyebrows, but it's this whole book. But what's what I found was crazy is that the US military were big proponents of this book. Like they're like studied this book. Yeah. And even this man, uh, who is a major general, so major general Paul E. Valely, um, this was like a huge proponent of this book. He would like go around and like, do like seminars and stuff and like this book, mind warp, we have to be, you know, it's all about psychological warfare and controlling the narrative. That's what a handbook basically. Yeah. And like, just, I mean, for years, he's been pumping this book. Yeah. I mean, manipulation. I've heard a lot of people talk about like manipulation is witchcraft. Yeah. Like that's like if you like really break it down, where it's like, manipulating people's minds to to work in your direction without them understanding or knowing it's like, as witchcraft, you're like using these witchcraft type of tactics, which that's like not even hiding it. So it's not like, so I was reading the satanic Bible and yeah, found out witchcraft. Let's do that. Mm-hmm. But what is coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. This major general Paul E. Valely, who's a big proponent of this book, some side of he even seems like he was like co-author of this book of like how much he knew about this book. Yeah. He is on the board of directors for TPUSA. The toilet paper USA, right? That's right. Yeah. Yeah. The toilet paper USA. What? The Kirk's Charlie Kirk Kirk. How? No way. He's on the board of directors for TPUSA. Still consultant for TPUSA. Consultant and on the board of directors. How? Yeah, that's my question. Like why why is well like why would that why would you want to? Yeah, because they want to align with the way of your belief system. When did he when did that happen? I don't know, but I just I just what's his name? Sorry. General major general Paul E. Valely. It's V-A-L-L-E-L-Y. And he was the homie guessing up the book, right? He's like, this is a great book. We got to start doing this. Levet. Oh, wait, sorry. Golly, I'm looking at something else. Yeah. Just that book looks wild. Thought architecture. Mm-hmm. Like building thoughts inside of people's minds. Yeah. That's scary, dude. Yeah. And you don't think that people are using this. The military modern days using this. And I'm not saying I'm not saying TPUSA is under some crazy whatever. No, I mean, but I'm just saying that's a weird thing to have somebody on consulting for you. A major general who is a big proponent of this book, Mind War. Yeah. Is on the board directors and a consultant for manipulation and narrative control. It's just weird. Was he part of the set, TPUSA people? No, on a blue cell. That's strange, man. Yeah. Speaking of strange, too, I tried to look this up and it said, no, it's not real. But I'm like, why are you faking this with the CIA documentary? Yeah. It looks like N.P. So there's this someone found this old video, not that old. And it was filmed in the CIA and it was as lady giving this seminar about EMPs, the electric magnetic pulse attacks, whatever. And the person giving the presentation was Erica Kirk. Oh, I, yeah, I saw a clip of that. Yeah, I, I was just saying someone was saying that's not real or. Well, that's just what AI said. They said it, it, it is. She was talking about EMPs, but they can't confirm that was part of the CIA documentary. Why would you be talking about EMPs? Why is she talking about EMPs? That's such a strange thing. Oh, you're probably confused because, yeah, there's no CIA documentary, but like she was talking about EMPs in that clip. So you probably got I'm confused that she was part of this thing. Regardless, all the freaky, why like, did she have a background in EMPs? You have from beauty pageants to EMPs? What's going on? What are we doing? Let's go. All right. Also, whenever I'm using Chad Gbt to find the links between, Paul, I'm just going to call him Paul, Paul and turning point USA, all the pages, which are linked in Chad Gbt are page not found. Like stuff to them, Paul. All right. I'll probably get out there now. I don't like it. Yeah. So found that super weird. Yeah. Do with that. What you will. I mean, what are we? Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying both sides, they create their own narrative and they try to control what's going on. They're all trying to get to the top. Yeah. But also who hasn't done a seminar on video about EMPs at one point. Yeah. Everyone does that. It's a normal thing to do. I've done it. Yeah. I've done it. You guys have done it. Yeah. I for sure stood up in front of my wife and explained her what an EMP is. I actually have done that. Yeah. That's normal in our house. It sounds like this. Josh, it's two o'clock in the morning. Go to bed. Wait. You're not listening. Never take me seriously. Speaking of not listening, we got an extra episode right after this. No way. Picture.com forward slash ninjas or butterflies or YouTube members. Baby. Yes. Get your early access to episodes extra episodes. This counts on merch. Yes. Updates on behind the scenes footage and live episodes. It's literally the best community to be a part of one more time. So when you do it, show you merch, new merch, new merch, sunday cool swag.com all ninja merch. Like we got hats. We got new shirts. We got backers. We got also shorts, guys. Yeah. This is not AI art. Okay. No, this is this is drawn with the hand, the hand in the brain on a patreon. I have a really crazy fact about Maduro and some stocks. Oh, we've just some stock trading. Some little maybe insider trading, but involving the capturing of Maduro. Oh, definitely. Definitely. I got some stuff. It's fun. All right, come here. Give me a lock your hair. Come on. Come on. Come on. All right. Corey, thank you so much for coming. Thank you for tattooing our bodies and thank you for designing our t-shirts. We love you so much. Let everyone know where they can find you. Yeah. Corey Romanzer tattoo is now transitioning to my main account. My other main account is just Corey Romanzer, but I do a lot more on the a lot more active on the tattoo side. So see me there. I live in Nashville, Indiana, and I tattoo in Nashville, Indiana, not Tennessee, Indiana. But it's only about four hours from Tennessee. Come out. Come get tattooed by me. I'll draw pictures for you. Are you out of shop? Or did they just jump on Instagram? Yeah. I'm at Redbird tattoo. But hit me up on Instagram. You booked through me. Cool. We'll see you there. We've had some people that are fans of the pod. Yeah. Actually, let me shout out Austin. He was the first one that hit me up after being on the podcast. I tattoo him all the time. He's an excellent dude. And then Elijah. I tattooed him like a few weeks ago from Nashville, Tennessee. And he got the Serifim design, my classic. And he's sick and love you, dude. Thanks for coming out. Come get tattooed some more. Bing bong. We've had a guy. I believe it's Nick. I'm gonna golly. I'm trying to pull it up. But he got the Godzilla. Oh, sick tattoo as well. Good guy. That got the ninjas logo. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was drawn tattoo. Like it, it could be flash. Yeah. I love that design. The shirt doesn't fit me anymore. Because I got accidentally dried. Oh, no. And so we got the little joy. I mean, no. All right, guys. We love you. We'll see you on Patreon. We love you. See you. Thank you. Goodbye! Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. [Music] (upbeat music) All right.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. A guard on Nicholas Manduro's compound claims the U.S. military used secret weapons causing nosebleeds and vomiting blood.
  2. The podcast explores a fictional connection between government operations and occult practices like Santeria, suggesting hidden influences.
  3. A recurring "Jake Paul curse" is discussed, where fighters reportedly suffer negative outcomes after facing Jake Paul, including health crises and personal tragedies.
  4. The host shares personal anecdotes about body-related experiences, including tattoos, ear issues, and a spiritual realization that repented from negative self-curses.
  5. A leaked NASA document titled "Project Anchor" warns of a potential 7-second gravitational anomaly in August 2026, with projected casualties of 40–60 million people.
  6. The discussion includes bizarre coincidences, such as a manatee incident where a child body-slams a dead manatee, leading to a shocking explosion.
  7. A segment highlights the belief in curses and spiritual influences, with the host asserting that self-imposed negative beliefs can be broken through repentance and faith.
  8. The podcast touches on conspiracy theories involving government secrecy, paranormal phenomena, and the idea of coincidences as possible spiritual events.

Summary:

The podcast presents a mix of speculative and sensational claims, weaving together conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and paranormal beliefs. S. military used secret weapons with occult-like effects, followed by a discussion of the so-called "Jake Paul curse," where fighters allegedly face serious health or personal setbacks after battling him.

The narrative then shifts to a spiritual perspective, where a host shares a personal experience of overcoming a self-imposed negative belief—such as "things don't work for me"—through repentance, leading to a physical recovery. Other segments explore bizarre coincidences, including a manatee body-slam incident and a deadly hypothetical gravity loss event allegedly predicted by NASA. The show also touches on cultural superstitions, like thalasphobia (fear of deep water), and the idea of curses as spiritual patterns.

While some content is grounded in personal experience or public events (like the Golden Globes award controversy), much of the narrative leans into fictional or exaggerated theories, blending conspiracy, humor, and spiritual commentary. The overall tone is lighthearted yet unsettling, emphasizing coincidences and unexplained events as signs of deeper forces—whether spiritual, governmental, or cosmic. Despite its nonsensical elements, the podcast invites listeners to reflect on belief systems, personal responsibility, and the power of mindset.

FAQs

The Jake Paul curse is a belief that bad things happen to people after fighting Jake Paul. Supporters point to incidents like health issues, financial downfall, or accidents in fighters such as Nate Robinson, Ben Ascron, and Anthony Joshua as potential evidence. However, these events may be coincidental or result from other factors, not necessarily a curse.

There is no scientific evidence for curses as a physical or supernatural phenomenon. However, some people believe that negative patterns in families—like alcoholism—can be influenced by both biology and shared beliefs, suggesting a psychological or spiritual component rather than a literal curse.

The burnt toast theory is a humorous anecdote suggesting that waking up to a burnt toast could be a coincidence that saved someone from a major accident. It illustrates how people perceive life-saving coincidences, though it's not supported by evidence and is more a reflection of belief in fate or divine intervention.

Project Anchor is a leaked NASA document suggesting a plan to survive a seven-second gravitational anomaly on August 12, 2026. The project has a $89 billion budget and estimates 40–60 million casualties if gravity suddenly disappears. Experts say this scenario is highly unlikely and likely fictional.

The story highlights how children may make impulsive, risky decisions in natural settings. The manatee body slam, involving a dead animal, shows both the dangers of human-animal interaction and the potential for unintended consequences, emphasizing respect for wildlife.

The podcast criticizes the Golden Globes awarding a 'best podcast' to a celebrity-focused show instead of a recognized podcast like their own. This is seen as strange and potentially biased, reflecting concerns about the selection process being influenced by fame rather than quality.

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