Hands up ninjas! Listen, I got a story about a deadly soccer match in Brazil and you're not gonna believe that. Definitely. It worked. Why? What? You would say "deadly." [kissing] Just critique everything I say, guys. I didn't say anything. No, you're talking about the whole stranger's thing thing. You looked at me, huh? You're like Cecil. Oh, Josh, I found it and it's in a pop-ka. Lily, please! Hands up, everybody! Listen, I got a story about a deadly. [laughs] Oh, dang it! Hands up, everybody! We got a deadly story about a soccer match in Brazil and it's not looking good. I am speaking of. I can't do the deadly thing with the Rwanda thing. Me literally saying all stuff in the night. I can't do that. Good. No, I don't want to do that. You say, "Speak of the deadly and then throw the knife." Speaking of deadly, we're gonna be talking about the genocide that happened in Rwanda in 1994 and the hidden agenda of the United States of America. And there's a lake in Turkey that. There's a lake in Turkey that has a hidden fortress and a sea monster all hiding underneath the surface. Find out more. Ah, that was great. This podcast is brought to you in part by Sunday Cool, so watch this for a listen, please. [screams] Throw the gun at me. No, like, throw, like, pretend to throw it. Oh, I thought you were gonna do this. Oh! [laughter] You said, "Speak of the day, throw it and you'll say it's a horror." Well, I mean, for the edit. I made that wish to do it too. I would have thrown you in real life. So, "Speak of the day, throw it, throw it harder." [laughter] I think it's coming at me. [screams] [laughter] [music] We are young. Yeah. With the fire in our hearts. What are you guys singing? Some TikTok guy. He's like every millennial music band or whatever, back in the mid-2000s. Like parodying it? Yeah. He's pretty good. The Lampiske was really insane. He's a really impressive. My name's Old Johnny loves Lampiske. Kyle Gordon. Do you know? Look at this. Hold on. I love that shirt, by the way. Such a cool shirt. I know it's cool, isn't it? Thanks. Your shirt is really phenomenal. Thanks, I thrifted it. Um, I could tell. In a good way. In a good way. Like a good, "Hey, that's a cabley. This is a thrift fight." You recognize him? Yeah, definitely. That's PD. From TikTok. Yeah. He is married to the CEO of FishWife. What? How cool is that? What's FishWife? That's the super cool artisanal canned fish place. Tinned fish. What did I say? Tinned canned fish. Oh. I brought it. It was the, um, the flyby jing. Yeah, they partnered with flyby jing and did the flyby jing flavored fish. I think I'm losing my mind. I'm forgetting stuff. It's an incredible, like, cool company. You wouldn't be able to forget because their branding is exceptional. It really is. I work at Sunday Cool. I'm used to seeing exceptional branding all the time. Hey, that's what I was talking about. Oh, plug. Oh, Sunday Cool.com. Get your customer today. Wow. I heard you guys had a terrible time yesterday setting up the booth. It was not fun. It was not fun. We had to carry just an enormous amount of stuff. I knew it was bad because I asked Josh. How was it yesterday? And Josh does not start the day excited to talk. But as soon as I asked him that question, I got a 30 minute monologue of how that set up went. Josh is really good though in the moment. Just not like, I'm one of those guys. Like, I'm fired up in the moment. Like, I'll do work, but I'm also going to be loud about it. Yeah. Josh will just like keep a positive attitude and get it done. And then be like afterwards. But like, that is dumb way. You think so? I did. That's good. Oh, saying stuff like, hey, how amazing is it that we're right by the loading dogs? Even though we walked. Even though you moved it a mile away. Yeah. Move it all the way back. I'm carrying 500 pounds of concrete all across the conference center. And to be just found that it could have just walked 30 feet. I mean, you guys got to go work out though. Are you guys sore? I'm not sore. No, but we didn't. It was a good workout. We're just letting you know. Really buff. Yeah, that's nothing compared to the workout you've been doing, right? Yeah. Yeah, just took a picture of myself yesterday without a shirt. And honestly, the progress. Pretty impressed. Wow. That is impressive. Thank you, Genesis Health Solutions. This could be you guys. Come on. You got to put that away. That's going to change your rating. Yup. Hey, Lily's back with her. Limp arm. Krippled arm. Pick it up. Oh, you know, that's really impressive. Yeah. You can't see our favorite saloon anymore, which is a bummer. Oh, my gosh. How are you feeling? I feel great. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't hurt that much anymore. Good. It's very sore. And I can't. Dude, like that lotion. Yeah. Because all my ligaments are spigmed. Yeah. And I would really like to hear from a doctor. I did call a different doctor today because here's a deal. They say with that thing out every now and again and exercise it gently. Sure. But what's too much? Yeah. And so I guess I got really tired of using the rap splint. So I just have been like letting it literally hang by my side for the past day. And then I just googled that you're not supposed to do that. So. Well, for those who don't know, it didn't watch the last episode. Lily got in the goat cart. The doctor actually they wrote under no a car accident. Yeah. My GP called me and they're like, I saw you were in a car accident. Call me. She got in the four-year-old goat cart accident. Yeah. It's a child's goat cart that I was literally going five miles per hour and maybe less. Oh, really? Yeah. So slow. I'm not like, I'm not a thrill seeker. So this was not this and it made me less this incident. It's just solidified. You're like, I'm definitely not a thrill seeker. No, thank you. Yeah. I was trying to turn and I got caught on a hill and I literally forgot there's breaks. Or I didn't know there were breaks. She said at the doctor. I don't know if we said it last episode. Did I? No, I think so. It's fun. She said in the hospital. She's like, Josh, why don't they make those things with breaks? I said, Lily, they do. She's like, where? I said, the paddle to the left, to the left, like a car that you drive. Like any motorized vehicle. It was like a couple of days after Lil went to the, her mom brought her to the doctor or the pediatric doctor. Um, and I called in Ada with my four year olds in the back seat. I'm like, yeah, like Ada even knows where the break is. And Ada from the back, which I don't, I told her this once. Yeah. She Ada goes, yeah, mom, the breaks on the left. Oh my gosh, she's a way better driver than I am. But what happened was I was just trying to turn around. I was going not fat. I literally don't even think I was on the gas. Yeah. And I got caught on a hill and I rolled. Mm-hmm. And I guess I tried to catch us with my arm. Up top? Yeah. Yeah. I just got pinched with the bars. I've heard now that you're supposed to do this. Yeah. Keep your arms in the vehicle. Oh, tuck and roll. That's why they got that roll cage on it. I don't know if you guys need a lesson for your children. You say always wear your seatbelt because if not, you'll dislocate your elbow. Because I wasn't wearing a seatbelt or a helmet or anything. But Jane was with me and was wearing a seatbelt in the helmet. And miraculously, everything is, she was unscathed. Some miraculously as you took the safety pick off. Everything happened the way it was supposed to. That would have hurt so bad. I can't imagine. I literally blacked out, okay, from the pain. And I also did hit my head. And they gave me a CT skin and it was fine. But I, I blacked out from the pain. I come to, I'm like, when I get like that, I'm like trying to just roll up and pass out at the same time. Yeah. And but I'm all I'm thinking about is Jane. So I try to push myself up on my arm. I go, my arm's not working. That arm is not working. That's scary. I'm yelling. How far away were you? I was at the barn and she was by the gate. That's a, he said he walked there. What do you want? What? Are you overreacting about? He's so used to this. A neighbor came actually. I heard there's some bystander, right? That's crazy. Yeah. And that person looked, I know joke. I looked him up. Doesn't exist. Probably not. No, he really did. He did feel supernatural. He did. He really did because he walked in the, which I don't know, I think he hopped the fence. No, he walked in the gate. It opened. Did he know the password? No. Because he was an angel. He just had his bicycle and he put it down and he's like, I heard screaming. So I came over here. And he's like, do you want me to call the ambulance? I'm like, no, we're going to take you to the doctor. I'm trying to figure out how to get her out of the go car. Yeah. He's like, why don't we just flip it off of her? Yeah. I'm like, that's actually way smarter. And so he'd help me and then got in the car and he's like, okay, and then he literally vanished. You turned right. He was about 30 more. That's so funny. That car ride was agony. I felt him accelerate. I felt him decelerate. Yeah. Tell him about it. So they put you on ketamine. So we get there. And the whole time the nurses are like, how does having, you know, I'm like, I'm literally trying to pass out. Be serious. Yeah. And then they take me back there and the x-ray guy comes in his name is Brian and he was an angel. He was the best. He was so funny. Though I told him, Brian, I have to tell you, I'm very scared of this part, very scared of you. And he said, you should be. That's what he said. Oh. And takes me back there and takes a bunch of pictures. And then he's like, you know, I could put it back in. If I just roll it a certain way, I said, don't touch me, Brian. Brian, I'm going to tell you this once. And he was so good. Anyway, I go back. They immediately see, he goes, oh, yep, there it is, right? And what happened was trigger warning.
although obviously went up, so it goes out and up and it moved my bicep two inches out of its normal spot. And everything is just spaghetti in there, okay. And they let it sit for, like, what I would say a long time. I don't know how long this stuff usually goes. No, yeah, it was five minutes. It was probably close to two hours before they, and so I mean, that thing just started swelling. Yeah, it looked crazy. And all my caution, it's just like constant. Like childbirth is still worse, I think, but you get breaks at least between contractions. And this is just like constant. It just felt wrong, right? Yeah. And also to be on expectedness of it, that's scared. Yeah, like all of it. All the things. Yeah. And then so the doctor comes in is like, yeah, we're going to set this thing, whatever. My blood pressure has been really low the whole time, because I'm just trying not to pass out, right? I'm like, queasy. So they can't give me the normal sedative. And they're like, we're going to do ketamine. And I'm like, I've heard that people like that. I've heard people enjoy ketamine. So this should be fine. Yeah. Not I did not realize that I would have the most life altering trip of my life. Yeah, what happened? What did break takes through that whole trip? So I forget everything immediately. I forget I'm a person. Okay. I think I literally feel like I'm a molecule in the universe just jumping around. And you're seeing all this? I see visions. It's like the thing I can relate to most closely is like inception. It's like discs of reality. Yeah. And it felt kind of like maybe the scene in interstellar where he's going through gravity, discovering the gravity is the answer. Yeah, the demonstration. Yeah. I was thinking inception for some reason. Well, both. It's like all this stuff, right? And then but I would get these glimpses of this little creature. Okay. What I didn't hear this. Yes. And this creature had like was hairy and like would change shapes like one minute would be like wood and then it would be like metal. It was like sponge Bob. Yeah. And then it would change into like claymation or something. And it's guiding me through all these discs of reality. Sure. And what I'm realizing as this is happening is this is death. I'm dying. And I'm thinking all these things, I'm thinking like regret for not like moving into this new house and like all these things that I'm missing out on. So you're fully conscious in that way. Like you're able to still remember and think of some parts of it because part of it, I also think that I'm literally a piece of dirt in the ground. I literally think like I am I'm aware that I am made of organic material. And I'm going it's natural to die. This is part of life. Yeah. And it's not scary or sad. I'm not filled. I'm like not very sad. I'm just like that would be cool if I could have done this before I died. And then this little creature is pulling around. And then I guess as things keep going, I realize that the creature is Josh. You're the little creature. You have to say sponge Bob. It's Josh. And what I realized at my core in this trip is that you and I are soulmates. We are literally one flesh. She just now realized that. It's crazy. You literally were like my little guiding. And then I'm starting to come out of it. And then I'm seeing you like this a little bit. And then I get dizzy again. And I'm like, there he is. And then I'm thinking it's the end. And I'm going, I'm pleading with the Lord to accept my soul into heaven. Terrible. Well, the thing she stopped breathing. Yeah. I was tripping so hard that I literally just stopped breathing. And also Josh said my eyes are wide open and I'm doing this all the time. Yeah, eyes are just so fast. And then the nurse is like, breathe, Lily. And she's like, breathe. And you hear Josh, hey, Lily, breathe, you know, and then she takes my mouth like this. And I go, you saved my life. To me in the waiting room, listening to Josh scream for you. And apparently the doctor was like, because somebody shut that door. Doctors like he goes, hey, can somebody shut that door? Because it's just open. So this whole clinic is just here and let go. Don't stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hey, hey, hey. I know. So it's like somewhere dying on there is like dislocated elbow. And by the way, I can feel them pulling on my arms. They're like, this whole trip is interrupted by me also feeling them. And I guess I Josh like recorded my voice or something while I was happening. And I'm going, hey guys, hey, let's talk about this for a minute. Every slow down, slow down for a minute. Let me say something. Let me tell you something. And I'm like, oh, you know, yelling at them. And I guess I was convincing them to some degree. Kind of. I mean, yeah, because it was scary. What you're doing. Anyway, and then I come back and they're like, it's not in. And I'm like, you're kidding. So I tried for nothing. It took them two doses of ketamine and phenol. And then we took an hour break. And then they tried again with another sedative and got it. Yeah, boom. Got it in. I know. But I woke up and I'm like, am I going to die? That's what I kept saying. Am I going to die? And they're like, no, it's just your arm. I was filled. When I started coming back, I was filled with so much dread because I had forgotten that I had heard my arm. Oh, yeah. And then I'm like realizing over again that I'm injured and we got to fix this. And I also am like something else is fatally happening to me. She did keep on coming out of the ketamine trip. She's like, what am I doing? Why am I here? Why am I here? I'm gonna break it to her all over again. And they point it. Yeah. Okay, going like, what's going on? Yeah. That's a nightmare. But then my mouth wasn't working either. But I sounded like I was talking very clearly, but it was like I was talking through peanut butter. Yeah. Anyway, it sounded like a dog with peanut butter on the top of a roof of mouth. I can't even talk. I'm on ketamine right now. Or nine days out and I'm doing great. Yeah. We're glad to have you back. Thanks. The ketamine was the worst part. Yeah. Now we're good. Someone say this is a favorite part. It's being a ketamine. You want a song? Yeah. You're right. I make you bring you to send you back into your K-hole trip. Oh gosh. All right. Let's do this. You got oil in the ground. We'll roll and shut it down. Got some mountains looking fine. Say goodbye. The peaks are mine. We see gold or silver there. We'll plan a flag and claim your air. Even if it's just a breeze, we'll bottle that up in charge. You've got it. We'll take it. That's the American way. We'll drop it and invite it. It'd be green by midday. From sea to shiny, oiled field from your trees down to your sand. You've got it. We want it. We'll take it with both hands. You've got forest, lush and green. We'll turn them into vending machines. Got a coastline nice and wide. We'll build a Walmart right outside. We got culture, artists buys. We'll make remaking charge. You twice. Even if we leave someday, you'll still have us to pay. You've got it. We'll take it. Be grilling by midday. From sea to shiny, oiled field from the trees down to your sand. You've got it. We want it. Wow! Good job, guys. That song is dedicated to Venezuela. Thank you, Venezuela. Hope you guys are okay. What are you guys thinking about that whole thing? We'll talk about it in a second. We don't need to talk about it, honestly. We're actually going to skip over it completely. It's not really a big story at all. You know what? No. We can't because we can't. We're on the top of it already. We could just talk about it. We can't. We've already gone too far. Give me one a good reason. That's my favorite flavor in Dorito. I'm hungry. Honestly, I make taco salad. Those are the best ones to do taco salad. I have a bad thing in there. You just have a midnight taco flavor which was incredible. Guys, how do you get taco in a. Hey! You want to do this now? I'm sorry. There's millions of people depending on us over this. You know what you got to do. You're right. You're right. We've got a question. Yeah. I think it's pretty. It's a scary one. Scary. Scares me. I don't want to think about it.
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I mean, it's okay. First of all, spy comes in with it like that. Like, obviously there's going to be drama, there's going to be thrill, there's going to be all this stuff. There was no thrill. Really? The scene when they're on the boat and the guys like, you don't have any idea whether you're going, it's the lack of action. It's the tension that builds it up. You got to be in it. You went in with the expectation. I'm going to see James Bond today. No. I had Mr. and Mrs. Smith in my head is what happened. That's your problem. You don't think I said that at all. I don't like that. You did. Okay. She's only yelled at me like that three times in my life and it was a really scary when we were fighting. I'm just saying we wasted an hour and a half. By the way, it was only an hour and a half. That's what Josh and I commented on. We're going to play that. It's too short. That's a good 90 minute movie. I bet there was stuff. I bet there was supposed to be action. They cut it out. No, it's written by David Soderberg, one of the greatest writers and directors of all time. But you know what? It's your. I thought it was lazy and Mr. Mrs. Smithy enough apparently. I do adore Michael Fassbender and Kate Blanchett is a babe. She's incredible. What do you think? I hear you're there near there. What other movie does he watch? What other movies do you watch? The Phoenicians game. Go ahead. I need to watch that one. Yeah. It was excellent. Your big West Anderson guy, Josh, like when you're top three. Top three for sure. Super funny, super fun, very creative, very artsy. Very nice, very creative to put everything on the same spot in the screen every time. He has a way of doing it and it looks really good. It's cool to create your own style as a director in this time and age to be able to like everyone without even saying like, hey, this is my style. It's just like everyone's like, yeah, that's just West Anderson. The color palette, everything like that. He says that's Mr. Fox's soul. That was just original just a dig to get it. Josh, I remember when I started working here, you like that was when you were teaching me to edit. You were like like this like this and everything was a West Anderson. I love symmetry and I literally had never seen anything of his and like didn't understand it. I was like from the rule of thirds and on thirds mindset. And yeah, it's just Carl. You should watch it with Paige, the Phoenician skin of all of them. You should watch it and she would really love it. She would get a kick out of it. Oh, it's like it's cutesy and also silly and I was laughing the whole time. Okay. I've heard the girls walked in on a scene in the movie like the very beginning of it. Oh my gosh. I saw like the whole like Josh is going violent. They can watch this. It's a West Anderson or whatever. I mean, not to say and it wasn't a violent movie, but it's somebody explodes literally. I was like, uh, nice. The first three seconds. Like, oh, with his use of color was it like all freaking vibrant. Yeah. It was as West Anderson as a body exploding as possible. It was really funny. That's great. Any other movies? Yeah. What else do we watch? I feel like we did. I don't know. Okay. We watch it on a new girl. Yeah. Nice. R.I.P. Speaking of new girl, there's a new death at Disney. Oh, I have. Number six and four months. And that nuts? What was the method? They jumped. Well, here's my thing. I know there's not a serial killer. Oh, yeah. A pusher. This is a Disney Springs. That does not count. That does not count. That does not count. It's not. It's called Disney World Property. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah, if you're going to, if you're going to do a serial killer, I mean, maybe he's doing one per park. One per property. Whoa. Yeah, he's got one of those like sticker passport books where you get autographs. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That would be good. That would be good. What would you call him? The Disney, the Doomsday Disney Killer. You got to have a little bit. Yeah. The dreadful Disney. The Disney World pirate pusher. Ooh. Yeah. Possibly. Yeah. Disney World World. Pixie pusher. Pixie dust pusher. The pixie pusher. The pixie pusher. That's a good one. That's a good one. Dang. That stinks. No. And they're not releasing. You can't find any info on these. I know. Which they wrap it up. Raise. Yeah. Because no one dies at Disney. Well, this one does. Well, six people have since October. Bang. That is hardcore. Yeah. Just write it in, like, make a part of the story. Yeah. What's Bob? Bob Iger going to do about this. I don't know. Probably make some weird. Maybe we should make a song about. The Disney. The Disney people. Yeah. Or bring an attention to it. What if like, their souls get trapped in the haunted mansion. That's. And it was an empty mansion. It was honestly just like a happy, like, ride before when they first opened it up. It was just like this, like, fun castle ride. Like how do they make those ghosts look so real? Yeah. That's the y'all. A real conspiracy could be that Ron DeSantis is making all this happen. Because he hates Disney so much. Oh. That would be a good story. Like a Florida, Florida secret organization government thing. Dropping bodies at Disney or having hitman go to Disney and just take people out. Yeah. So nobody goes to Disney anymore. Or what if that like that company that you go over there and you like help snipe people out that you pay like $100,000. Yeah. But it's like a Disney world now. Oh my gosh. That's scary. That is scary. Just on the like, the main street. Just windows. Dang. That's like those people that have those phobias. Have you ever heard about that woman that had a phobia that she would be like shot suddenly. And then she actually actually happened. What? Yeah. See, I don't think it's certain things like that. It's like, maybe that's not just a irrational fear. Maybe it's like, it's a premonition. A premonition of the Holy Spirit just saying, Hey, be careful. Yeah. Be vigilant. Yeah. On a swivel. Yeah. That's so scary. We're going to Disney next Monday with my sister. Don't die. I won't. Don't die. Don't. Take her. Speaking of Disney. Viennese way out there. Which is a little bit. Time has passed. Yeah. There's a lot of narratives happening. So I'm wondering what's the real truth. My favorite is a one that's coming from the White House because I think it is the real truth. Lily. He sent up. We're going for oil. Yeah. That's true. But it's something underneath that. Yeah. Probably. I mean, I know a lot. The conversation between Argentina and the far east. Yeah. I think it's multifaceted. It's crazy. Viennese way out has the largest oil reserve in the world. I think they said 13% bigger than Saudi Arabia. Yeah. But it's crude oil. Like a very thick crude oil. So it takes a lot to refine it and realize it was different than what. Apparently. Apparently, Saudi has like a very easily. Just like a thin, I don't know oil. It's just like it's an e. Equality. Yeah. It's just a better quality oil. Viennese way out has more, but it's super crude. Very glunky. So, let's break this down. The first week of 2026, the US in the middle of the night does a secret raid with DAA agents. Two Venezuelans. And Delta Force. And Delta Force. Yeah. Okay. And so they go to Venezuela and they do what? Well, the thing is, what's his name? Maduro. Maduro. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Maduro, he lives on a military base. Okay. And so they had all these explosions go off. And that was the cut communications and power in the round, the surrounding area. Sure. Delta Force comes in, took them like, I think, six minutes to drop in and get him back in the chopper. What? That's right. How does that happen? He's the president of Venezuela. Yeah. There was a meme about, like, the scene from Stranger Things with six minutes and 20 seconds. And so was the Maduro raid. Yeah. That's funny. Um, but yeah, they got him out and. And his wife, right? And his wife. And his wife. And there's that happened as the Venezuelan people in the military. How do you, some people, if they're not a fight, was there, was it an inside job? Was it like, did they allow him to be taken? Well, some people are theorizing that he knew it was coming and he was basically offered, hey, we're going to take you going piece. Yeah. Well, you'll have a trial in New York. But if you don't, then we're going to come in and. Okay. So why go there in the first place? Like, what started the. Pow. Pow. Pow. Pow. Pow. Pow. Um, so what, like, what led them to go there? Because I heard he was like strictly because he was a dictator and he was doing war crimes all this stuff. But is that just the only truth or is there, obviously, there's oil oil, which the, the history of Venezuela's chavez number chavez. Oh, yeah. J. Yeah. Um, say Viva Chavez. Viva Chavez. Yeah. The parks and wreck. So. Maybe Viva Chavez. Um, no. No, Viva. Anyways, chavez came in, started the socialist communist movement in Venezuela, completely tanked the economy, uh, made the oil companies that were set up by the United States in Venezuela, took them under state control, and then they lost like upwards of 90% of functionality with these oil, um, plant or, uh, refineries. And so it was just it tanked, um, and like, US was like, hugely benefiting off this oil. And Venezuela was super, it was one of the richest countries in the world before chavez. And then before chavez left, or died, he, uh, basically appointed, uh, Maduro, and then Maduro just drove it down even further. Yeah. And so, but it was just completely closed off, but there's, um, a lot of people here.
that what is said is like all this drug trafficking or drug stuff coming out of Venezuela and he's aiding it and there's a terrorist organization involved in it, blah, blah, blah, blah. Things just bound to a will. - Yeah. - But. - I mean, yeah, 'cause like, where is the line? I mean, if you're, I mean, I just don't know because you think you have Kim Jong and you have Putin, you have GZP and you have all these other people that are dictators that are doing bad, bad things, but yet Venezuelans on our first on our hit list for this year. Here's as though Trump is trying to unify the West. It feels like he's wanting to bring tech over here and all these major industries in case we go to war again, we have everything on this side. - I think it is a, we're playing chess right now, China, China and Russia. - Yeah, we are for sure. It's a staging coast to launch attacks toward us. So if we don't control that, we're at risk of whoever does. - Well, I saw someone say that China, like it's like a third of their oil reserves are from Venezuela. So if they know I'm gonna have a third of their oil reserves, it's hard to have an army, you know? - And there's a lot. That's the whole thing. It's a power play, but you can't outright say, I'm trying to tank China or Russia as or other, but you can't say, I'm doing this because I wanna hurt China. That's a declaration of war and you escalate things. So they just say fentanyl, but Sean Ryan's getting ticked. I don't know if you saw that interview where he's just like, I don't have a problem that we're there. He's like, but for the reasons you're saying, he was like, we should have been in Mexico a long time ago 'cause it's been fentanyl from China over to Mexican board. It's Mexico, Mexico. And he's like, and then you're in Venezuela. - I mean, we're benefiting, yeah. - Yeah, for sure, but I really think it's staging, but you know, I talked about last week though, where they're doing the thing in Alaska. He's clearly in the business of expanding. He's getting rid of the EV incentives. Like, that's all done. We're not buying that anymore. So he's trying to go back to petroleum. So he's opening up Alaska, he's seizing Venezuela. And is it good? I don't know, but we live in a fallen world. These, this is the way of people who live by war and power. - Yeah, similarly though too. You're seeing a lot of talk about this should be illegal. This is so racist to whatever. And it's like one, a lot of the people in Venezuela are celebrating this. - Yeah, that's what I was about to say. - From what we've seen. - There's a lot of people on the line. I mean, there's users and people that are, I mean, who knows. But like, it seems like a lot of people are saying like, hey, I'm Venezuela and I'm celebrating this. I'm excited about this. This is good for us. - Similarly, for those who are like the left, the right freaking out about that, Biden had a $26 million bounty out on Maduro, by the way. - Really? - Trump just did some about it. - Ooh, I didn't know that. - Yeah, I didn't know. - One of those, does he get the money? I always wonder, Trump gets the money. I keep it. - Finder's keepers, yeah. But when more stuff comes out, I'm excited to see what happens. - Yeah, it's gonna be wild. - Those are crazy things though. - Yeah, that's like stuff that would happen in like the 70s or the 60s. Like just going in and like a coup kind of thing. - And here's a thing. - Have you seen the video of the power going out? - No. - Did you see it? - No. - Okay, go ahead and say what you say. I'll pull it up. I have it. - Everybody's like, you know, all these Americans are like, man, man, man. But don't you feel kind of cool? - Yeah, don't make it. - We're capable, you know what I'm saying? - I mean, we have the greatest military on the planet. - Thank goodness, it's getting rev back up. Because for a minute, there was on the decline. - Yeah, I mean, we have the greatest military in the planet. And so it's cool to see that like, they could pull off operations like that. - I know. - Especially hopefully it is for the greater good. We will, we probably will never know. Because it may be good, but then there's like, that's just like anything. Like you go in, that's what work there for. And then they have a million agendas from a million different people. Like, hey, while we're there, while you're at the grocery store, can you grab me this? Can you grab me that? Can you grab me this? - Yeah. - It's like, I'm only here for what to do. - I almost say, with a history of America, forming coos in countries. Typically, I would say they have not put into place an amazing leader. - Yeah. - So I hope, hopefully they do that with Venezuela. - Yeah, I think we were, I just learned. Well, now they might because America's just like, yeah, we did this. No, we're going to point. So they kind of had to put someone good in, you know. - Who are we going to nominate? Who, up nominations open for? Here we go. - I'll do it. - Okay, final do it. Just by arm. Dang, that's, that's a political. That's a political stance though. You think we should appoint rather than. - They're going to. - They're going to. - I mean, they're in control, they're going to. - Oh, I thought you were affirming that. - No, no. - Okay. - I'm saying they're going to do it. - Yeah. - And who are they? - Yeah, I thought you were saying. - And I'm going to do it. - No, the Venezuelan people should be able to vote for the person. - For like dang, Josh. - Right now that I know they have the interim is the vice president. - If that, if you want to go into, is crazy. - It's not the same lady, the Nobel Peace Prize. So what are you thinking about? - With the juice. - I don't know. We can talk more about it later though. - Yeah. - Maybe I'm alive. - Yeah, which was last week. - Yeah. (laughing) - What do you mean? 'Cause we're filming this on Tuesday. We're filming the live tomorrow. - Oh, yeah. - Anyway. - It's confusing, everyone. (laughing) - I just learned that we were partially responsible for the coup in Iran too. - Not partially. - No, fully responsible. - No, no, no. - And ushered in this era of Islamic dictatorship. - What? - We're going into that. - Not our military. - It was Carter. - Not Reagan. - Reagan was pro, the president at the time. Trump's back on the train of, I went Greenland. - I won it. - Oh, yeah. He's like, I really need it now. - Greenland's like last week year was like, yeah, right. Try and take it from us. And then others are like, yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - You can have it. - We can talk. - No, he literally said the day after the Venezuelan thing. He's like, I won Greenland. He said, I won it. He's like, we actually need it. - Yeah. - And the Danish government's like, okay, maybe we talk for a second or two. - Greed and cigarette and Ebola heavy cream. - Greed and chocolate cigarette, full five sausages. (laughing) - Greed means go. - Yeah, but that would be interesting. That would be crazy. I mean, that's just like our 51st day. - Dude, what? I mean, Tucker, say what you will about him. He does some pretty good interviews sometimes. He was talking to this one guy. He's like, and Tucker said, he said, it seems like we're moving out of the stage of a republic and into an empire. - I saw that. - Like how Rome. - That's where my mind was just going, yeah. - Yeah, a little spooky. - Yeah. - I said to Paige, I was like-- - He had one thing that's happened bad at an empire. - Exactly, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, really. - I was like, this giving Star Wars just a little bit. (laughing) - We sure were not the galactic empire. - Baron. - Oh, God. - I'm your daddy. (laughing) - Bring me my saber. - But yeah. - Are you gonna talk about the Nobel Peace Prize lady? - Yeah, just mention. - Oh, okay. - It's just an idea. - Yeah, it's just weird. - It was a weird connection. The lady that won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2025, which I don't know her name. - Shout out. - She is a Venezuelan activist, I believe. - Imagine winning the Nobel Peace Prize and no one knowing her name. - Dang. - Dang. - Dang. - I just don't know anyone's name, so nothing against her. - Yeah, it's something to say. - But what was interesting was that in her speech or whatever she dedicated the Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump. - Right, I saw that. - Which was like, what kind of seems like something was already happening there involving Venezuela. And then there was talks about potentially appointing her as President of Venezuela. And what was very interesting, what she said, which just seemed completely out of left field, but you could go down a whole rabbit trail, rabbit hole, rabbit trail? Both. - Both. - They're interchangeable, I think, at this point. - If she said, basically, this is an amazing day for freedom and something along the lines of like, if I am appointed president or leader of Venezuela, one of the first actions I'll do is put a Venezuelan embassy in Israel. - They all say that. It's literally like a canned. - That's weird. - Like, why would that be the first thing? - I know a lot of you out there like, get into it, more. You're talking about it, more. You're on the right path. You're going. - You're going. - You're going. - We're not going to, almost there. (laughing) - We're not going to get to where. - It's just weird. - Yeah, I mean, we did set up an embassy for this podcast in Israel as soon as we started, we did, yeah. - Remember when they invited us there? - Yeah. - We'll pay for your flights, we'll pay for your food. - That's why we hit a million subs on YouTube, dude. And then we just slowed down, 'cause we said no. - Oh dang. - All you got to do is just say some nice stuff about Israel. - I'm just saying someone controls this world. - I don't know who. God does. - God does. - And his opposition would be the people who? - Do you guys hear about this movement that's happening right now where people are doing federal income tax strike? - No, I love it. - How do you do that? How do I join? - Everybody. - Don't pay federal taxes. (laughing) - They can't get us if we're a unified front. - No, but they really could it. That would be great. - That's what they just said. - That's what everyone's saying. They said it would take at least one million people in the United States to say, I'm not paying federal tax because one, the Pentagon has failed the eighth audit in a row. - Exactly. - Trillions of dollars are missing.
this whole doge thing, you know, like exposing the government of mishandling funds, the Minnesota stuff. - The stuff going on in the middle of it. - Why are we paying taxes? - Literally, why are we paying taxes? We're all busting our tails out here and Minnesota is giving millions of dollars away to empty daycares. - Yeah, and I'm telling you now, everyone, I'm paying federal income taxes. I am scared. (laughing) - But if everyone does it, we'll do it with you. - You guys do it though. - It's like wearing cloaks. I want to wear a cloak, but everyone's also got a wet cloak. - I can't be the weirdo. - Exactly. - Josh, just the stat is what made me sick. What, the lady that won the lottery, what did she end up to pay again? - She, it was a $1.8 billion power ball ticket that she won. - $1.8 billion? - $1.8 billion. - How much does she take home? - Okay. $1.8 billion, what did they take, 30%? - No. - No, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say she took home, like, $850,000. You know what I'm saying, how much taxes is it, 30%. - Well, that's what we're trying it, that's what we're debating. - Yeah, I'm not going to. - No, you're in a higher tax bracket. - Okay. I don't know, I would say $500 million. - Okay. - You said $800? - Yeah, $8. - You were closer, it was actually like $432 million. - Whoa. - Whoa, what are we doing? - It's crazy. - It's that. - Like 60%. - You pay taxes. - Let's take in. - You pay taxes on your income. You pay taxes when you go to the grocery store. You pay taxes when you do this, when you do that. - On your property. - On your property. And it's like, taxation is castration. Kirk Cameron, get in here. - Cheers. - I don't agree with everything, but I went off, 'cause I did the whole thing where like, if he does the property tax thing, it actually, it seems like it's for everybody, but it actually would benefit the landowners, which is predominantly not single family. I don't know if you guys saw, he didn't adjust. He clarified probably because people like me were talking when they didn't know what they were talking about. But it's for the homestead exemption. So if you own multiple properties, the only one that gets the property tax break is the one that you live in. - Yeah, I see. - Yeah, so it is straight up, like if you're, I mean, even if you got like three Airbnb's, it doesn't count on all of them. It's the house you're in. So it actually would benefit all of us. - Oh, that's great. - I'm hoping that Florida property tax does disappear. - You just go, you have to wonder like, what are they spending all this money on? - Yeah, and then all the schools are like, literally like kids are like disappearing. Like this is one of the fastest growing areas, but there's like the school that pages that, they like drop six teachers last year because they're like losing students. - And the education is subpar. And that's, everybody was crappin' on Trump for this whole like defunding the Department of Education, but it's like what's going on with our Department of Education is going with our education. - Dude, I saw A, he was on Killtony, and I don't want to steal his bit. I forget his name. Anyways, go to, you can find a bit, but he's talking, he's saying he's like the greatest popcorn reader. He like, he does a bit about it, but I'm like thinking about the fact that that that's like a normal part. Did you guys ever do that in class? You know, popcorn, oh yeah, yeah. But like, think about how jacked up that is as something that teachers, like we all know what it is, but the fact that it was allowed to happen, he was like, like kids would like, it became a game to like find the person who can't read. That's a part of American education is just bullying people with dyslexia, with learning disabilities, and it's like, but that's the structure of putting 30 kids in a room with one teacher and expecting the teacher to occupy 'em. - But if you are bullied, it typically makes you funny. - That's true, so. - That's true. - We're just creating comedians out here. - That's true. - We're doing our best. - Yeah. - Happen to me, you could have it to you. - Dumb insecure people become funny. - Yes, let's make America funny again. - Hey. - Yeah. - But you guys should probably still pay your taxes 'cause you might really get in trouble. - Do it for me. - Unless you don't, and like millions of you all get together and say, we're not doing it. I mean, we have a million subscribers. - Yeah, to let us know is you're gonna do it. - Wait, just everyone comment. - You're not doing it, and we'll join with you. - Yeah. - So really mean it. - Yeah. Speaking of night-paying your taxes, did you know that I have a crazy story about a Lake Monster? - Ooh. - Oh, turkey. - And I have a crazy story about soccer that involves death. - Right after this, that's it, look anyway. (upbeat music) - Hey folks, it's your friend, Ray Demsie here. Sorry for the interruption. But listen, New Year's is finally among us. And like a gator at a public park splash pad, I couldn't be more excited. And since I got you here with me, I figured I'd share some of my New Year's resolutions with y'all. So here we go. Number one, learn to play the accordion. I've always wanted to, it looks like I do. Number two, perfect my apricot habanero jam. Sounds pretty good, right? Number three, finally get that North Dakota hit and run charge, expunge from my record. It was an accident, and almost no one got hurt. And number four, order custom merch from SundayCool.com for the 42nd annual Tampa Bay seafood and sunshine festival. You're finally number five. I'd like to see my kids again. So Cynthia, I know you're watching. Please return my calls. Speaking of calls, give me a call anytime, 1-800-865-0726. Happy New Year's y'all. Let's get back to the show. (upbeat music) - Did you guys see that story about the police officer uniforms in NYPD found? - She told me about it. - That nuts? There's like 20 uniforms in a box on the side of the street in New York City. - Legitimate uniforms that they like, they found them and they're like, yeah, these are legit. And they belong to some police officer apparently, but when they apologize to everyone that thought we were, we got too political. 'Cause we're really not political people. - It's a political. - No, we're anti-political. We believe in an empire. - By, by political. - We believe in the kingdom of heaven. - So you don't think it was a sia? Why would one police officer have 200 uniforms? - I have no idea. I'm not a clue. I don't know. - It's like weird. - It's like why drop those on the street, especially if they're legit, whether it's something like a plan gone wrong or something? - Why? - Or it was a rapture, but just the men and blue. - Wow. - That would be unique. - I mean, if you walk it around in like New York City and you have a uniform on, no one's gonna say anything. Like no one's like, you have a legitimate one on. Like no one's gonna be like, hey, you legit, like, I know. You can just do whatever you want. - Dude, that goes to show like, remembered to ask them to show their badge. They ever come. - But that was a legit thing. So like, I mean, like, they had, it was legitimate stuff. So who knows if they're like the badges and stuff that we're still on. I mean, I don't know. I don't know how that works. But if I held up a piece of gold or silver, whatever, would you be able to tell me if it was an official, but yeah, me either. - No. - Yeah. - I'm touched anyway. - Show me your behind. - Yeah, show me your booty. - And if he does, then he wasn't a cop. But he's lying. (laughing) And if he does, good day for you. - If you had a cop, then shoot me. (laughing) - My gosh. - Prove it. - One of the comments was that apparently a ton of police uniforms went missing from a local laundromat, like a month prior. - Weird. - So maybe someone stole all of them and then threw them on the ground of scare people. 'Cause this all could be a big, like a reverse sia up. Where we're like. - I think a sia up is just a sia up. - Yeah. But in the way that we weren't originally thinking. - A reverse sia up is nothing happening. (laughing) - No sia up is real. (laughing) - This is reality. - Oh, speaking of reality. - Question guard, a question guard, a question guard. - But Lily, but the question's a fresh undermined. - This one is very gross. - Yum. - Merry gross. So you ready? - Ready. - Would you rather? - All right. - I have to lick a stranger's foot. But that foot has athletes foot on it. - Oh. - Which isn't like, I mean, it's like gross. - It's ringworm. - Yeah. - Do I get to pick the stranger? - It is, it's fungal. - Yeah, so you probably are gonna walk away with something. Or lick a stranger's armpit who has really bad B.O. - armpit. - Yuck. - Do you get to pick the person? - No, it's not awful. - No, it's a stranger, it's a stranger. - You get to pick the stranger. Do I get to walk around Disney and say, all right, that person. - Well, how do you know that they have athletes foot? - If everyone around me has stinky armpits and also athletes foot and I get to just pick a person. - No, but if you could, who would you pick? What would they look like? Describe them. (laughing) - Long hair tattooed. (laughing) - I don't know, but I'm saying like, I don't like, I mean, there's obviously like, I don't want, I'm sorry, but like a 300 pound man has been walking out all day. - Yeah. - Taps you on the shoulder. - I'd rather just maybe like some like skinny nerd, you know, kid. - Hey, here's an armpit for a licking. - I probably do the foot. - The skinny nerd stink worse though, too, dude. - Yeah. - Just less. - Terrification. - That's a good question. That's a good question. - I would do a foot. - I would do a foot. - I would do a foot. - Can I just die? - Can I do the armpit? - The armpit is wise, because. - You get liquid with the armpit. - Yeah. - Do you get liquid on the feet? - No. - No, athlete foot, I mean, you're thinking it's gonna be just a quick, dry, liquid, gross. - It's dry, but you're probably walking away with fungus on your tongue. You're probably gonna get fungus on your tongue. - How about what's the displacement of the tongue and the length of the lick? - You gotta go, Elm. - Get me out. - Wow. - All right, Andrew, here's what that be. - Hey, that's it. - Good luck, Andrew. - You're, you're being mean. - Andrew has a real. - And you're changing the subject. - 'Cause I did it, like it. Too bad. - I'm gonna pu- - Please do. - Blit, blit. Show us.
that real. Speaking of nothing I got chased by one of these one time this is crazy you like aquariums and underwater sort and that I see volume is safe on both of these but let's watch the water one first when it decides to appear appear and that I see everything's better than where it's where the under the sea. I started sending these when I started playing the beat. What if it gets flat? Should I just start over? Start over? Well that's sending can I actually tell you guys a story about the sea? Very short but very cool. I just saw it. St. Augustine. St. Augustine. The saint. The man St. Augustine. He was walking along the ocean one day and he was contemplating. He was really trying to figure out the trinity. He said how can God be three persons in one and while he's walking there's a little boy he had a hole and he was going back and forth from the ocean to this hole carrying a shell of water and dumping the shell of water into the hole. St. Augustine said what are you doing? He says I'm going to put the hole C into this hole and he says that's impossible and then the little boy looked at him and he said and it is even more impossible for you to comprehend the mystery of the trinity with your human mind and the boy disappeared. That's crazy. Can you imagine? That's encouraging though. That's crazy. Remember last year my goal was to like to understand how to articulate the trinity and it's like you never will. Yeah. I mean you can I think in a way you just get there takes a lot of like you very careful verbiage. But that's the thing you don't like that you can explain it but it doesn't mean it's understandable. Yeah. That's the difference. People think of you like I'll just explain it to a point where people can understand it's like no like the mystery of the gospel that's the whole flippant point. Yeah. It's like I don't want a God that I can understand that be insane. I would imagine that God I could understand like fully fully understand the saddest creature in the world. It'd be the worst world of all time. Where's your real? Did it not show up? It's showing that it's here. There. Everywhere. You can air drop it. Yeah. All right. Let's switch up. I have I have Instagram. Why? It's helpful. I deleted it but I just have to search it. But it's so weird. It's showing that. You got to like up to your phone or something. I don't know. I guess. You got that new phone. I feel like my phone's acting slower and it's simply because we have that new one out. Did it? Did those show up? Nothing showed up. Whoa. What was that? Did you guys hear that? It's scared. It's scared. That wasn't me. No, I don't know how to do that. Really? Oh my goodness, guys. This is crazy. Where do I go to do that? Swipe down from here. This is putting air drop to Louis. Where? Just accept the air drop. Accept it. I got it. Swipe down from where? Okay. And then we'll hit that icon. I don't know that. I can't live it. But I did get your text. Here we go. Do you want to see what this is like? This is what mine looks like. All right. The blue one first. Yeah. All right. Ready? No. Just kidding. Three, two, one, go. This doesn't look like it'll be gross. Oh my gosh. That is a morgue. She screamed a good three cycles before I even saw it. It probably would have made me jump too. That was pret. Is your arm okay? Yeah. That has to be. You can go frame by frame and it's not. Dang. I knew something was going to come out. It had been watching for a while. I bet. Dang. Oh, he's big. Oh, yeah. Yikes. Dang. Get out of my home. Is that an airplane that crashed? Looks like a little reef. Came ahead. I screamed like that. That's a good one. This one's so good. I love the audio only people that are just like listening to this. They can't see what they're seeing. We're seeing it. So they just hear a scream. All right. Three, two, one, go. Says the buddy who bought a legal firework. This is you and your brother. I imagine his kids. This one looks like the thing from Mulan. Oh my god. No. I have that backwards. That's funny. Dude. Don't worry, dude. Shout out to my neighbors who've kept this up for like the last five days. Wow. What's up? There should be a rule. There is. It's the noise ordinance about to start citizen arresting people. I told Paige, I'm like getting really close to being a petty old man with like bottle rockets and just finds the house is doing it. You get one night at a reasonable period. That's what I'm saying. But I'm up. I typically wake up early and I'm this close to being the guy who's just like literally in the street lighting off firecrackers at 6 a.m. in front of their house. I'm just like it's New Year's Eve only in anticipation for the New Year. Even still. After 12 o'clock, let's just let's chill out. Yeah. It was like 2 a.m. and like the same ones. I mean we're close enough that is probably the same exact fireworks. Oh my gosh. It's awful. We have like nobody in our area. So I'm fine with it. I think we should keep it up. Then yeah, I don't hear any. It's pretty sad. Nobody likes to light fireworks and great houses with you. There's no one else around us. Yeah. Which is nice. Do you guys want to talk about a dark story? How dark? Like pretty dark. Okay. It was I saw this video yesterday. I'm like, oh my gosh. I never knew about this stuff. This is really terrible. This is terrible. Okay. It's a terrible story. I'm fine with that. The reality, baby. The Rwandan genocide of 1994. She's opaque. What year? 1994. That's recent. I know. Who are they committing genocide against? Listen. So this video, YouTube, I've talked about multiple times. Penguin history does phenomenal videos. So this event in Rwanda was against the, it was these two tribes or these two people ethnic groups in Rwanda called the Tutsi and the Hutu. And the Hutu decided that they needed to eradicate the Tutsis from Rwanda. And it sounds like a pretty cute war. Yeah. It was not. I mean, on paper, it's terrible. This was a terrible event. I don't know. But this, uh, so it was this started happening six months after the Black Hawk down event in Somalia. Okay. So this plays into the whole story, the whole event. So the Hutu, the Hutus were basically persecuting the Tutsis in Rwanda. And what happened was one month in, they're just blasting this propaganda all over the radio, saying that the Tutsi people, their cockroaches, and we need to exterminate the cockroaches because they want to enslave us and like all this stuff. And so just all these Hutu people just started grabbing machetes, grabbing guns. And within the first month, they killed 300,000 Tutsi people. It gets worse just because they were told to. Yeah. Well, because this whole propaganda machine of like, these are the bad people. She feared of crazy things. And so this was happening and the UN met with the United States and stuff. And they actually, as a result of this happening, they pulled out of Rwanda, the UN pulled out 90% of their peacekeepers in Rwanda. Pulled them out. Just said they don't want to pardon it. Yes. And Bill Clinton and then they, they refused to call it a genocide because it was this, um, the act of the 1948 genocide convention, basically saying that if something is a genocide, the UN has to get involved. And so, but the US Bill Clinton, they never called it genocide. They said genocide, genocide, what they call acts of genocide. So legally, they weren't declaring it genocide. They're just saying it's acts of genocide. I didn't cheat on you. It's just an act of adultery. Right. It's the shape of genocide. Exactly.
So we're at this point when they decide to do this, pull out their 90% were six weeks into this war, this genocide, 500,000 people dead in Rwanda. And during this thing, instead of the U.S. getting involved, they decided to come up with a presidential decision directive 25, which is a policy that makes it even harder for the U.S. to support you and missions that don't serve vital national interests. So while this is happening, Bill Clinton comes out with the presidential decision directive 25 saying that if it doesn't benefit the U.S. at all, we're not going to get involved. Yeah. It was a direct correlation with what was happening in Rwanda, completely ignoring what was happening. But then the U.N. is like, well, we got to do something. So they deployed 5,500 peacekeeping troops to Rwanda, but they didn't arm them. They gave them zero transportation, but what these peacekeepers did, like a couple of them were just absolutely amazing, hiding the Tutsi people, like they saved tens of thousands of lives, just these small groups of men that had no weapons. Yeah. Wow. It's amazing. Were they believers or? I don't know. Just peaceful people. It's peacekeepers. And they were just, that was their job. Wow. They probably felt like just like fish in a barrel at that point. Like we're just like, we're going to get caught protecting these people. We're going to die. We have no way to protect ourselves. Yeah. Scary. Yeah. But this is the crazy part. The U.N. suggested to the United States, like, hey, why don't we, you guys send in planes and stuff to jam their radio signals? Because this is how it's being fed. Is it? These guys are just listening to this propaganda on this radio and communication. And this is the Pentagon's response to that request. They said, someone said just, they said the Pentagon, they said that it would go again against the constitutional principle of the freedom of speech. So the Pentagon refused to do it because it's like, well, that would just go against their freedom of speech. Yeah. That's, so they're so blatantly not wanting to get in. I mean, that's such a tough thing to just argue because you're obviously, that's their warfare. Like that's the, like, the warfare they're choosing to go with is just propaganda. Yeah. That's, it was, yeah, it was terrible. But ultimately, the tosy tribe, they were eventually able to create a safe haven and form a peace deal with the Hootsie or the Hootos, I mean, but the conflict, it lasted a total of 100 days and over 800,000 people were killed and a 100,000, 800,000 in it wasn't declared a genocide until after it stopped. How did it end? Is that peace deal instead? Yeah, just the peace deal. But they were, they were able to negotiate who, they put a, who to as the president of Rwanda. So they're like, oh, we won now. But it was just a formality. Yeah. Because the real person in charge was the vice president who was a tosy and he was actually aligned with the United States of America. And what, because my whole thing was like, well, how did, why didn't America get involved and did they actually benefit from this potential change in power with these people being wiped out? Well, like, I don't know. And basically what it did was Rwanda for the longest time was under French control. And after this genocide, it was now under US control because the vice president was basically like buddy buddies with America and Western interests. Thanks. But what it did was it opened up trade routes from the Congo. So in the Congo, it was like newly discovered stuff of like cobalt, gold and tin. So now the US had full access to the Congo resources through Rwanda. And so they were just waiting on that change of power. They won't say that. Yeah. But that's what happened. Yeah, you can't, you can't say that. Yeah. They just needed to benefit from it. Yeah. Lee, man. But it's like, you don't, that's crazy that you don't, I, the only time I ever heard about the tragedy in Rwanda was from the movie Hotel, was it Hotel Rwanda? That's the, what it's about. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah. And what's really messed up was super sad. At the beginning of this video, they showed that these, uh, UN peacekeepers, that were armed at the very beginning of the conflict went into this, this village and all these Tootsie people were like, we're surrounded. They're about to kill us. And the UN peacekeepers, their only job was to get Westerners out. And so they, they got the Westerners drove out of there and then all of a sudden you heard. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's so terrible. That's so tough. But it just made me so frustrated, just like, we could have gotten involved. Yeah. Oh yeah. The world could have gotten involved. Yeah. Saved thousands, thousands of people. Yeah. But it didn't, it didn't go with our national interest. And like, it was America that had the, the veto power, whatever within the UN, to basically say, no, it's not getting involved. Yeah. Like, no, we just want to stay out of it and Bill Clinton's thing, I would say it was a little selfish because he was getting bad, bad press because of the black, black hawk down of it. So he was trying to save face and be like, well, we're not going to, I'm not going to send people over there. Yeah. You know, because a lot of people are going to understand why you're getting involved with the world all the way over there. I know it was a different time and like, it was like, I know people were super, super mad about the Somalian thing. So I could understand, it's just like, yeah, you don't want more US soldiers dying in Africa if it doesn't interest us at all, but at the same time, it's like 800,000 people. Yeah. Let's do what's right. Yeah. It's so hard. I don't know. It's so hard. You got to talk about where the money comes from. You got to talk about, you know, yeah. All over the globe, fallen world, there's a lot of these situations just don't have a good outcome. Yeah. I'd love to know the breakdown of like military power, like in the UN, like we're a global power. But like how much when they say like we should do something, I feel like a lot of times it's like being the person who's actually going to do it in a meeting. Like when people are like, hey, we should do this and you're like, yeah, it's like, oh, you guys should. Yeah. I agree. We'll send like five people. You guys send the rest. It's like, well, no, we need you to do it. Yeah. And I don't know. I don't know anything around it. It just I know that these global issues suck. Yes. They do. Anyways. That was a terrible story. That's terrible. But you'll hear another. Go ahead. I guess Bill can. Bill couldn't make mistakes. In fact, he made a lot of them. He made a ton of mistakes. Name name, name, name five, name, name, two, well, it's on five. That was pretty good to me. Not my. 49 surfers died in fishing nets off of Brazil's coast. What? Apparently over. It's over the course of so many years, but apparently illegal fishing and peep fishermen who are illegal illegally disposing of nets off the coast. Apparently, several times during big swells and crazy tides, surf will be in the lineup. And then like catch a wave, get all wrapped up and literally trying to get back to the surface is just caught in a net and drowns nightmare. I just like that's the entire story. Stab magazines, a dope surfing resource and it's like, you know, paid a play and I didn't pay and read the article. That's like their headline. I did a little digging. But it's absolute. I just like thinking of dying that way is miserable because you're not like hitting the head and drowned. You're like trying to figure out how to get out of the net. Imagine how the fish feel. I was going to say this. They literally died. They know exactly how the sea turtle feels terrible, not the same. That's it. I know it's not the same. It's just sad. No, I know. I was I said to the same joke, though. I'm condemning myself. I see. Maybe they're trying to catch mermaids though. That's true. And they just were unsuccessful. Dude. Yeah. Only only 47 is that what 49 surfers, but if you catch one, it's worth it. One mermaid. I would say so. It's a good ratio. Yeah. No. Ada said the other day because there was like a thumbnail or something for one of the pirate movies and they had the mermaid to dad. I didn't know if there's a pirate movie with mermaids in it. I said, yeah, but those are bad mermaids. It's like, what do you mean? I said, you don't want to know the bad mermaids. Trust me. Grab her cheeks. Just like a. You don't want to find out. Yeah. Speaking of Brazil, I got a Brazil story. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. This is a real story about a referee that made a call so controversial. He didn't leave the stadium alive. Dang. Here we go. All right. So in 2013, there was this amateur soccer match that was happening. And so this referee who was a volunteer at the time. He's a 20 year old kid, Octavia Silva is his name and he's he's Reff in the game and it's a full pack crowd and they're having a great time. But the thing is the people who were playing the two teams were had a lot of beef. There was a lot of heated exchanges. There was a lot of bad calls apparently and it just kept getting more and more and more intense. And so in the second half, they're, you know, it's still pretty heated. One guy makes a unsportsman like move. The referee, Octavia, pulls out a red card ejects him from the game. The guy.
leaves then comes back to the referee and starts getting in his face. The team members are holding him back. The crowd's going crazy. The player takes a swing and punches the ref in the face. And at that point, everyone's freaking out. But then the referee reaches into his pocket and pulls out a knife. It's 20 year old kid pulls out a knife and starts stabbing the player repeatedly. Oh my gosh. They break up the fight. They take the player and they bring them off field and they start rushing into the hospital. He dies on the way to the hospital. Whoa. This is in 2013. So people start finding out that he died. His friends, his family, the fans. Everyone in the crowd starts getting notified that this dude just died in the hospital, on the way to the hospital. And so the fans start losing their minds. They're still playing the game. The referee is still on. They start throwing food at this referee. They stop the game. They start throwing food. Then people have access to rocks somehow and start picking up rocks jumping onto the pitch. Nice. They jump onto the pitch. They grab rocks and they start stoning this guy. The guy falls down in a group of fans and this gets gruesome. This is like trigger warning. trigger warning. This is the beginning of this episode. Probably. Yeah. So the fans surround this referee and start beating him to death. They grab his limbs and without tools or weapons, they quartered this guy back in the day with like a horse. Yes. They literally rip his limbs off his body and it only gets worse from here. They take off his head. They remove his head on the pitch and they put it on a stake in the middle of the goal. Oh my gosh. Absolutely gruesome. It's terrible. And there's just, you know, like there's a ton of information about it online. But a lot of people when they heard this story, they're like, there's no way this is real. This isn't real. It's a one Google search. It's very, very clear. This happened in 2013. Absolutely awful. And believe it or not, only one person was arrested. What is that? Not nuts. Only one person. Because there was just too many people apparently. I don't, I don't really know. But there was no, there, there apparently is some footage, but there wasn't a televised match or anything like that. So you can only get what people had in the crowd and stuff like that. But it's just absolutely gruesome, super horrifying. I have so many questions. Yeah. Like, why do they keep playing soccer after the ref stab someone to death? I don't think they like, obviously didn't know he'd die. They just thought it would like, I mean, that was the heat. She's like, I punch me. I mean, it's Brazil. I have no idea how things fly over there. But it's just nuts. Absolutely crazy. Like the referee is a murderer. Yeah. Keep playing. Yeah. Well, they didn't know he's a murder while like playing. They just know he defended himself after getting struck. Yeah. Playing soccer, a referee with a knife in your pocket. That might describe what happens in Brazil, though, the soccer games. The referee has a knife in his pocket. Yeah, that's true. So that's probably that kept on playing because we're like, yeah, this happens. It's a Tuesday. I don't want to be disparaging. But yeah, like you hear stories of just like the gang affiliated teams, gangs owning teams and stuff like that. And apparently there was rumors that this game wasn't like, it was like having an informal game. It wasn't like, but it was a legit game, but it wasn't like, maybe it wasn't counted towards anything school like further records and stuff. But it's crazy. A friendly. I mean, that's just nuts. 20 year old kid. That's crazy. That also is scary of like the human, like what humans can do groupthink. Yeah, groupthink. Yeah. They all like synced up high. Like one second or watching a soccer game. The next second, we're putting someone's head on a steak. Yeah. That's crazy. It's when do's get like this. And they get all the phrase. You didn't say that the most important part. There was all women that did it. Yep. All women. So how's that for reverse? Yeah. Terrible. It's so scary. I read the story. I was like, there's no way that's real. And it's like, no way. This is real. And it's like, yeah, it's 100% real. That happened. Soccer fans are nuts. I was watching a Barcelona game over the weekend and our new keeper played for the team we were playing. And he was like one of their academy kids, like 15 years old and then literally left to play for Barcelona, which it's like, it's Barcelona. Like that's a huge step up in your career, but apparently that ticked everyone off. So they literally the whole game like whistling, chanting, rap, but apparently they might be banning like a ton of the fans are like putting the stadium on a band is I guess they were throwing dead rats at the keeper during the game. I mean, this is legal. Like the biggest Spanish league. Just starting a new plague just because your team isn't winning. But it's crazy. It's also kind of dope that you can get these teams that like aren't built on money that they're like actually a community of people who have been fans since it was a Sunday league team. And they've lined up there. There's something cool about the rye or die kind of thing. But I mean, at there's one point. I mean, I've seen like vloggers like they'll travel to like England. They're like American pranksters on like on the side of the road. It's easy fun stuff. But then they go to England and they were like the wrong Jersey. I'll say this day. I'm like, you think the raiders and the Eagles are violent? And I'm like, they're just standing outside the stadium and they're literally getting threatened and pushed. I'm like, these guys are nuts. Yeah, you were saying green street lubricants. Green street. Yeah, about 10,000. Do you love it? You haven't watched either, right? No, not yet. It is the best. Yeah. It's really defines the football fans of the guy culture. Imagine the like university of Alabama or like LSU. Like you think about like some of the worst fans that they have. But imagine if those people like would make it to the Super Bowl because the team just remained the team, like the LSU Tigers. It'd be it would exist. That's why we have the NFL. It's a reset. Yeah, it's from going crazy. I think so. I can't wait to see the enhanced games this year. I know. Do you know about those? Oh, it's all it's all fix on steroids. Literally. They're allowed to have take any any drug or any enhancement drug at all. And they literally like their offers, like, what is it? A hundred thousand dollars or a million dollars to everyone who breaks Olympic World Record. Oh my gosh. So you have no joke. You have why are they allowing that? Why why not? They're they're basically incentivizing people to destroy their bodies. I mean, so was McDonald's. Right? I mean, we everything that the America promotes is the hot dog getting content. I understand that. That's true. I understand that this is fun. Like it sounds fun. Like I actually probably was because people have always like wondered. Yeah. Like what could the human body do? Yeah. I'm not. I'm not advocating it. Of course not. But I will do it in watch it. Who's putting this on ESPN? No, there's like a I don't know who the guy is that's in charge of it. I'll look it up. But it's ESPN, the Ocho. You know, that's a real thing every once in a while. They do like weird sports. That's fine. Yeah. They actually made a legit thing after the dodge ball. Maybe it's being a dodge ball. Do you guys want to hear about spooky lake? Yeah. I love spooky lakes. I just wanted to I love doing stories and looking at stories of lakes and bodies of water because they're always so scary to me. I know. It's very mystical. Water scary. Water is very scary. We say it. Water scary guys. What's hidden in it? Yeah. Yeah. We'll never know. Well, this story is about Lake Vaughan or Van. I don't know why you say it's in Turkey. Lake Vaughan. Vaughan. Turkey is beautiful. By the way, I've seen pictures. Turkey is beautiful. Also has so much mystery behind it. That's where they go. Beckley Tepe is. Yeah, I did. Do you paste it? Do you deep fry it? Yeah. Smoke it. Yeah. Lake Vaughan is located in Eastern Turkey and it is the largest bear with me here. The largest Indo-Reic lakes in the world, which means closed basin. What's a closed basin? Google it. No bottom. No, it's just like. Josh is in no basin. Hey, closed basin. It's very cute. It's cute. It's a cute basin. But this lake has a very rich saline and alkaline alkaline alkaline alkaline. Yeah. The water is just very dense with it. It doesn't go to any rivers or oceans or anything. It's its own water. Right. It's a closed basin. Largest in the world. Wow. And it is nicknamed the inland sea inland sea because of its size and wave action. This lake is so big it has waves. Kind of like the Great Lakes. But in 2017, these divers discovered a 3,000-year-old stone fortress in this lake. Wow. And they believe it's from this civilization called the Ura-Skali. I didn't look at it better pronounced this one. Dang it. Help me with this one. You are a-r-t-u. Ratu? Ratu. Ratu. That's good. So the people think the scientists think that it's involved with this Ratu civilization.
which this dates back to the 9th and 6th century BC. - Wow. - But what this raw two civilization was good at was building stuff. - Cool. - Specifically, megalithic structures. So they, like these stones, they're cut perfectly flat on all sides. Uniform height and length fit together tightly, often without mortar and create smooth, straight along. I'm just reading what Chattity B.D. said. I'm gonna move on to that. But yeah, these people, they were highly advanced in the Iron Age kingdom. They often went and battled the Assyrians. Like they were just like, apparently really brilliant people. But they have, no, like they don't know what this fortress was used for. They don't know how it got underwater. Like it's this huge mystery. - So it's super deep. Like they were at a valley at one point. - Basically, is that what it's like? - Yeah, it's on like a mountain top. And there's this giant lake, but this fortress, they said it's like 60 meters or something underwater. - Okay, so not too much. - Not too deep, but like no one's ever really dived in there because it's like super uninhabitable. But just, there's a weird mystery around the stone wall that they just described in 2017. So who knows where else is down there? - Yeah. - But what else might be down there? - The monster. - I see a monster. - Yeah, I thought so. It's called the Lake Vaughan monster. And people have described it even back to the ancient days. Like recent sightings up in like the 1990s. Like I think they said that someone got video footage of it. I couldn't find it. But they suspect this creature is 30 to 50 feet long and it is serpentine or eel-like. - Yeah. - Nice. - Dark sometimes described as hooked. - Sorry, I'll say that again. - I'm not that pumped. - Oh, okay. - It's like he said it the first time. - What do you think I say? It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. - But what's crazy around this lake, there's this Armenian mytholot mytholot mytholot. - Help me. Help. - Arm. (laughing) - It's not like that. Let's start over. - Hey, do you want to talk to you? - Mythology around the lake. - Yeah, there's this Armenian mythology around this lake, but just in this region in general, and they call, we'll call them vishops. And they're basically the serpent or dragon-like beings that had like this very spiritual aspect to them. But there's these stones erected all over Turkey, especially around lakes and mountain tops that would that resemble this lake von Beast. But these stones, they go back to like two to 3000 BC, so super ancient, super old. That's all I got. - I totally lost my train of thought. - Staying. - But yeah, there's this lake is freaky. It's creepy. - Yes. - They're finding ancient ruins. There's this sea monster in this lake supposedly, but all these fishermen have seen it. All these people have seen it. And they're like, oh, it's just a wave 'cause the waves look very serpent-like. - Very humpy. - Very humpy. (laughing) - It's very humpy lake. - But there's a lot of fishermen that say, this thing pops up right by their boat and it's longer than the boat. - Wow. - Creepy lake. - I have thought about, if it's me diving, I put on my diving suit and I have my thing on and they're about to drop me and they're and I'm plopping and I'm looking down. Oh my gosh, the willies. - Yeah. - Scary. - Very scary. - You're built different if you're an exploratory diver. - I know. - What is that? It's like a castle on top of that. But it's in, like Vaughn. - That is insanely interesting. - Yeah, well, they sell it. - That's a really interesting area. - Oh yeah. - It looks super weird. - It's super ancient and it's like. - I don't know, I get weird feelings of you and just looking at pictures of it. - Yeah. - Let's do a little more deep dive on that thing. - Yeah. - Scary. - You're pun intended. - Nice. - Hey. - Really shallow. I don't think, I don't know how deep the lake actually is. - And it's on top of the mountain. - Yeah, 60 meters would be about the width of my yard. - Yeah. - Forward by Vaughn. - Well, they say people just don't dive in it because it's super. - Like inaccessible. Like you've got a hike of mountain. - Well, yeah, well, Turkey especially, they're very strict on like archeological digs and stuff like that. But even this lake, like diving in it with all the alkaline, alkaline. - Dang it. - What is it? - alkaline. - alkaline. - I think they're interchangeable. I think people say both. - It's like glacier and glacier. - No, there's only one right way. - That's sure mature mature mature. - I knew a redneck and that's the only word he said, fancy, fancy, and it always got in my head. - What mature mature. - I remember that too. - That's like a very different Kansas mature. - Is it? - Yeah. - Well, that checks. - It's very mature. - The lake is also home to the well-preserved 10th century Armenian church of the Holy Cross, famous for its intricate carvings. - It's in the water. - Not in the water, right? Like it's right on the water though. - What? - It's just like super. - Is it abandoned or they still practice there? - I think I don't think, I don't know if they practice there or not, but it looks like well-capped. - Wow. - Turkey seems like the place to go. - Dude, I want to go to Turkey. What is it like? - Let's go. - Politically right now. Is it pretty turbulent or is it good? - Fine. - I don't know. - I don't, I really don't know. - Oh, okay. - I think it's fine. - I want to do a whole east, I think we have to wait 'til the girls are in high school, but a whole eastern European like, like two months. ♪ Or maybe a night ♪ ♪ Or maybe a no ♪ - Anyways, those are the stories I have. - Wow. - It's pretty good. - Very, very cool. - I like spooky like stories. - Me too, dude. - I'm just, I'm missing like vibes from like the, like the, the moon-eyed children. And also the, what is the green children that came out of like, innitably? - Yes. - I'm almost good. - I feel like, and maybe people can speak into this in the comments. I feel like I've been in a little bit of a dry spell with finding like really, really good stories. - I don't think so. - Well, that's a thing. We found so much that are on the surface. And so we just got to start diving down deep like, into like, like picking out a specific country because every country has their own lore and crazy stories. And so it's almost like we have to like, theme it out that way and just do deep dives into that area. - We can also rely on the people that listen to this show because a lot of them. - Yeah. - So you guys have a way you want things submitted to you? - Yeah, that would be a thing because we get a ton of people just send us stuff. And it's hard to like, it's different avenues and content. So I wonder if we could have a form on our ninjasabotiflies.com, submit a story. - That's a good idea. - Name of this, like your name, like how long you've been listening. And then like, what year did this happen? - Bulk of the story and like leaks. - We'll figure it out. - Yeah. - We should definitely have parameters though 'cause we're not looking for like 1000 DMs of the same unresearch real needed to be like, why is this a compelling story? - Yeah, and maybe like, it needs to be at least like a third-hand account of something that actually happens to you or your family member. And we're accepting ghost stories. - Always. - We should do like some like, submitted ghost stories for the Halloween episode this year. - Yeah, but not too scary because I'm sensitive. I will tell you, my favorite character in sinners was Annie, the wife, the smart witch wife. - Yeah. - What? - And, but when she used the word "haint" to describe what was chills from the top of my head to my toes. I don't know why that word resonates something. - What word? - She kept saying it's a "haint." - Oh. - And I'm like, what's a "haint"? - I will say the creepy, yeah. The creepy thing was how the vampires needed to be invited in. - Oh, dude, I know. - They weren't able to enter a building unless they were invited in. - And they did it like-- - It's just real, that's scary. - Yeah, you've seen movies do it in a weird way. Like Colin Therahel and that "Fright Night" movie. It was just terrible. But the way they just, yeah, the way they put that into it. - Like, let me in, man. - Like, like, Cornbread. - Well, step aside. - Cornbread, how he comes up and he was like, "Hey, everybody." And he's like, "Well, you're gonna let me in." And everyone's like, "You been standing here all night, "why didn't you just come in?" - Yeah, they're like, "Get going." And then she's like, the lady, she's like, "Hold on." - Why do you need to be invited in? - Yeah, you've been in and out of your all day. And it's like, "Oh, man." She was on it without her, everyone's dead. - When I saw-- - Don't spoil it for everyone. - Okay, but you think that some people got out when they left, right? And then you see this big old vampire party happening. And I literally my gut sank. - But I wish you guys started talking about it. - Okay, well, and that's a thing. Why that movie was so good? - I'm not spoiling you, though. The movie was so good because, I mean, they shot it well. The storytelling was so good. - It's a fun period piece, the music. - Yes. - I saw that in theaters and I was like, "This is the best movie I've seen in a long time." - It was good. - Better than streetier things. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Did it end bad? - Speaking of what's so bad. - Oh, what is bad? - I'm angry, dude. I mean, I actually watched the ending. Like it was like on a TikTok and they just put the ending. I'm like, wow. - Well, I mean, the ending wouldn't make sense to you if you didn't see like the whole show. Like they did a lot of like, they closed it up well, but if you start thinking you're like, "Wait a minute, but what about this and this?" And you're like, "Well, that wasn't really well." - I mean, on surface level, it's a good ending. I'm just glad that like, 'cause like sopranos, it's in the middle, I get the way it ends. It's like, "You gotta be."
kidding me. Yeah. And that this one was like, okay, they wrapped it up nice, but you just, there's a lot of plot. They did the way that they ended the series, like, take the entire, all the questions they didn't answer, but the way that they wrapped it up with that scene in the basement, hit nostalgia. It started with nostalgia. It ended. That's great. But the entire, like, the show's bread and butter was like, what's happening and kind of getting their fans, like, all riled up to connect dots. And then it's either the, you know, there's like this whole thing now where they're saying there's another episode that's going to drop. But that's how bad the ending was is that fans can't let it go. So they're like, no, this doesn't make sense. All of these hundred things, they're like, there's no way it was written so bad that these hundred things don't add up. So now they're finding numerology and like someone looked at books on the shelf and it says something in Morse code, how they're spread out. Like it's all that sort of stuff. If there is an episode, go fan behavior. If there is an episode that drops tomorrow, it's the greatest ending of a show ever. But there's no way that that happens. It just blows my mind like to have something like you're everyone is waiting for this season. Yeah. Everyone who's watched the shows cannot, it's the final one. And they spent so much time half a billion on a character that you're like, why do I care about this character so much like why like I don't, what is happening? So it's just weird. Talk more about that character. What was on the character was terrible. Why? What are you talking about? What are you trying to get at? Nothing. No. I'm just wondering why you didn't like this character so much. Choose a female. Okay. Speaking of females, you guys, we got an extra episode right after this our Patreon. We sure do guys. We do that every single week. You love watching the full episodes. Guess what? We have an extra episode and you two members. Yes. You two members as well. See if you're part of the fan. We just all you guys are part of the fan. But if you join Patreon, you get behind the scenes content. You get extra, you get discount merch. So why not join? Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. And also buy the new shirt Sunday cool swag dot com. Sunday cool swag dot com. Go get it now. And thank you to all our Patreon and YouTube members. We really love you. And you guys are the best and everyone watching is the best too. We love all of you guys. Just other people a little bit more. There's certain people Andy doesn't love apparently. That was really fun. This is that. This this this character. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone like that character? I am missing this joke by a mile. Whatever you're doing. It's not making sense. We'll talk about it. Okay. All right guys. We love you. Love you. We'll see you Yeah. Patreon and YouTube members. Bye. Bye. Bye. (upbeat music)
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