172 - NASA's Nuclear Black Mold, Medusa's Raft & The Devil's Lake

Ahoi there! 147 men are stranded out in sea. Guess what? Involves cannibalism? Stabbings and paintings! Be careful jumping in the water you might grab a wrist. Speaking of jumping in water, you don't want to jump in this body of water. The devil's lake in Wisconsin filled with giants, serpents, and thunderbirds. No JPDs there. And there's a black fungus coming out at Chernobyl that's consuming radiation. In NASA is taking it to space. Find out what. This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Did you guys hear vines coming back? Yes, I heard that. They're calling it divine. I can't it's not it's not going to work. It's not going to work. What they're pushing though is that it is completely restricting any AI. Oh, that's cool. That would be cool. That like a free AI platform. I love that you guys were like, it's not going to work. And then as soon as he says their whole pitch, you're like, yeah, this is a guy who that's different then. Yeah, the business plan sometimes. The guy who's sort of Twitter I think is doing it. That'd be cool. Wait, that guy's all in his censorship. You're right. The guy that does Twitter or did Twitter? Did Twitter. Okay. Cool. Okay. Okay. I'm on board. I'll see. I still don't. Are they still doing six seconds? I muted my mic trying to get it right. But you see how they make the drones in dune like the sound of the like the fluttering wings? No. Dude, it's so cool. They have these rubber bands. It's like this wooden structure with rubber bands like pulled tightly and they just swing it around. And that's what creates the noise. Yeah. Cool. Have you ever watched those fully videos where they make sounds from movies? Yeah. It's so cool. The coolest thing ever. How they do that? Yeah. Um, what is going on with your mic? Did you see that in dune? Andy, when they're dune two, they're filming the harkening part where they, they just tell me about that. All infrared. I've seen dune two. Only half of it. I only watch it on airplanes. So you saw the beginning. Yes. That part where it's the black and white scene, whether in that call scene, it's the ball. What's this face? The guy's dead, but it comes back to life. I don't think that's at the beginning. No, it's very. It's like in the middle. Is it? Yeah. This three hour. I'm pretty sure that's pretty sure. Anyways, that scene took 16 months to film an edit. What? And the director outfitted their camera with an infrared, like a security infrared camera. So it's not shot in black and white. It shot an infrared. Why? He just wanted that look. He wanted this, like, translucent. It looks really cool. Creepy look. You should watch that movie. It's so good. I'll walk it apart. Start up when they first start flapping. Whoa. And you can hear it. It's already different. If I go slow. But it just makes this deliciously weird buzzing noise. Deliciously weird buzzing noise. I thought it's my vocabulary deliciously. It's just swimmingly. Hit the spot. Hey, Jake is back. Hey, Jake is back. Good morning. I thought that you had this smell. I was like, wow. Could you sing the whole song right now, if you we put you on the spot? Good morning, yeah. Look at the valedictor. Is that the same one? Is that a different one? Yeah, I don't know. Scared of the future while he hop in a delorean. Good morning. You miss 170. I know. I'm so sorry. I bailed on you guys last minute. I apologize. Thanks for having me back after. Oh, yes. Good work. So do we do it? Do we do it every now, like 182? Do we do every 10 or do we? No, I think that's bad. I think we put it back. Yeah. We got it. So we'll give you the date for 180. Thank you. We'll figure it out. We got to make it happen. How was your Thanksgiving? It was really good. I did no work for like four days and then felt really stressed out at the end of it and we had a dry turkey. But overall, it was good. Were you in charge of the turkey? No. What were you in charge of? I don't want to put blame on anyone but who was it your mom? Yeah. No, I love her. She was good. And she did. She was the one who runs the Thanksgiving and she makes sure our family stays happy. We went on a nice walk in a trail in Orlando. And it was a good Thanksgiving. How about y'all? Yeah, really good. We went to Tampa. I feel like Mama Hutch has got to be the coolest mom in the world. Is she very tall? No. She's, she's like good, nice female height, like five, 10 maybe five. I don't know. I don't know. Five, 10 is. That's pretty tall, dude. Amazonian. Yeah. This is the weirdest thing. I don't like see women's heights. I don't see color. Good for you. That's awesome. I know. Sometimes my girlfriend's like, that girl's so short and I'm like, isn't she the same high as you? And she's like, no, she's five foot. Blimey. Okay. But isn't her. She's so short, but isn't her soul so beautiful? Yes. I mean, I don't know. Are you pregnant? Because you're glowing. Yeah. That's also a little overweight. No, what? Doing. Oh, man. Good to have you back. Yeah. Thank you for having me back. What do you want for Christmas, Jake? I want a, I want Birkin stocks, but the ones that are fully covered, the Boston's, I think. The like the clog looking ones. Yes. I want those bad. What do you guys want? Also Birkin stocks. Really? The clog ones are the clog ones would be cool. But I like the strap ones. Yeah. They're cheaper. Yeah. My dog chewed my last pair. Really? Yeah. I'm so tired of this dog. I'm going to get rid of them. Yeah. What kind is it? I almost got a dog, but I didn't know. You want him? Maybe. He's really sweet. Never does anything wrong. His name is Dutch. He's a golden retriever. Nice. Yeah. He was expensive. How much? Like a thousand bucks. What's the reset on him? You can have him. Really? You can have him free. Okay. No. Yes, Josh. He's so dumb. We have him on the hook. I saw a dog fight a few nights ago, actually. It was like a day after Thanksgiving meal and I was sitting in the living room and two dogs just erupt fighting and they're grabbing each other. There's like mouths and just bloods everywhere and I ran out. I saw this one kid. It was his first time this house. This family invited this kid. They hadn't seen in years over for like a post Thanksgiving dinner and 20 minutes into the dinner. A huge dog fight happens in a closed area. He runs into the bedroom and locks the door. It's so funny, but I did too. I saw him looking out to go to the living. There's three dogs and they're giant and they're all fighting and bloods everywhere. It was pretty scary. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know. What kind of dog? The one was a it was a dog. I almost got it. I made a video with it. His name was Optimus Prime. Oh, yeah. It was that dog, but he wasn't the aggressor. I don't know what kind there. They're like, it's a furry and white and yeah, twirly fur. Maybe a golden doodle or something. Yeah, it's cool looking dog. You know, they're sentient, right? Like they like there's soul in there. What does sentient mean? Okay, golden doodles there. They're just like there's a person encapsulated in that dog. They're so smart. They're super emotional. They like can articulate their emotions. Generally, they're super depressed too, which is awful. Oh yeah, if you're stuck in a dog looking like that, I would be too. I think that's our highest viewed YouTube short is the one that we did about was it bunny? Yeah, bunny. Bunny the dog. It's like like existential questions with like one of those talking boards. Pretty heavy. It's spooky. Yeah. Anyway, Dutch, he would not get in a dog fight. He is a sweetie. Like we're really sweet. He just needs a lot of attention and he choose a lot of peace. He's always always. I thought small children. He does a hump children a lot, which is awful. Yeah, it will catch him. We'll like just be sitting in the living room. Catch him. And he'll just like grab one of the couch bills and he's just going down like, Dutch, stop. Get down. Just off of the movie. Clicked. You remember that? That one. Yeah, it's literally looks like Dutch too. Yeah, he's getting fixed in February. He is an appointment. I think a lot I'll change. How old is he? Almost two. I don't know anything about dogs, but isn't he supposed to be fixed before almost two? No, male dogs, they want you to keep it as long as you can because it's since their growth. Really? Yeah. Okay, my bad. Sorry, Dutch. Speak to things. Did you see that? You remember that story of that lady? She was a grandma. She's sending out a text and then this young guy that's like, he's like, hey, send me a picture. I don't know who you are. Like, it's your grandma. And she's like, and it sends a picture. It's like, you're not my grandma. Can I still come over for a plate and invite it over? That's it's been 10 years. Oh, that's it. They've done it every single year for the past 10 years. I saw that. That's so cool. That's so cool. Love that story. It's pretty cool. You guys want a song? Yes, please. This song will probably get flagged. I don't think it does. It probably won't. But if it does, Patreon is Spotify. That's where you can go listen to this masterpiece. Yes. Masterpiece. Masterpiece. Masterpiece. Maybe, oh, was that the, was Masterpiece, the rapper that was that was named Masterpiece? I don't know what you're talking about. There's a rapper named Masterpiece. Pretty big in those. I don't think so. In New Orleans. Yeah. All right. Ready. Ready. Ready. Yes, it's got a good plan. With the downstairs light. Gonna fake a flag buzzes all dressed up. He's bouncing around, but he won't leave tiny. He's got an old dusty flag. Gonna let him fly so you can sell this slide. I don't know. even know why we're ready to roll so we gotta go everyone knows that it all was fake we all agree except the boomers even Putin says that it all was fake all it was just propaganda couldn't you agree that it's hard to believe i mean can't you see it sounds like baloney moon is baloney i feel like we should have gone up maybe a little bit i also can't hear i literally couldn't hear when i was singing so it was so bad it's not you it's this the compression on this thing literally i couldn't hear my guitar just whoever was being louder in the moment that's all that that was tough i thought i wasn't into Spain those vocals got really good it was like oh my god you're trying to get it louder no i like that that's good because it's all just up and he's about to round down and all the c-flat gonna let it fly so they tell this lie buddy don't know why did it yeah i told that i did you see that that russia says that we never went to the moon they teach that we never went really first time i've ever agreed with russia in a while thank you russia shut up russia we talked a lot about it on the lie i don't lie the lie oh they oh you think putt knows who you are slipped there huh oh huh you think putt knows who we are i think so where his favorite show that would be awesome we definitely he's definitely been briefed yeah for sure you know it's so funny so we just Spotify highlighted us for was it the culture culture the year podcast or something editor's picks one out of 12 editors picked for the culture so ninjas or butterflies got the month of May which is incredible and it was like cultural moments and it was because we talked about the new pope but we had our buddy Anthony dressed as the pope so hilarious people just going through like wow we really want to learn about american culture so funny that's awesome congratulations that's a lot in your story that was really cool dude it's not that's legit there's got to be some more someone out there who literally tuned in there like i want to know more about the new pope yeah for at least a period of time they were like that dude seems just like a normal guy that's crazy second who's pope the oh yeah oh my gosh maybe we'll just shut up what Josh always telling everyone to shut up how about you be quiet tell him i will tell him i'm tired of it what's happening right now did you let someone tell you shut up like that i don't know tell him Jake hey shut up shut the heck up all right yeah i want to ask the question this time oh that's not true i don't ask the question but i am tired of messing with lily i know i said that last time but i really meant it i'm in the christmas spirit oh i don't even know if i did this at the right time but i had a viewer sending a question oh gosh you weren't expecting this were you i don't know if i messed up your segment or anything i'm sorry i didn't know i mean we're good that's fine this is fine the viewer sent in a sealed question for you to read i just feel bad that i don't know everyone's always ganging up on you and this is does she like to answer it no she doesn't have to answer it oh i don't know i don't know just gonna say it but so lily we're asking you you're asking us so we don't have to answer or she doesn't have to answer correct so there's no way you can screw this up lile all right that's great all right perfect this is new all right see what this is all about thank me i'm nervous i'm getting gasoline all right so today's questions in the by a viewer i'm not reading that well you have to read i'm not reading that what does it say it's a question from a view of that up what does it say i'm not reading you well you don't have to answer so obviously like we might be the bad guys in this yes come on i see what you're doing we're not doing anything this is Jake i think i got the question from the viewer i don't know really Jake is setting a cool stationary it was set then they had the stamp they sold stamps in 23rd back then all right i'm kind of nervous now whatever ready to answer that honestly i feel bad for lily because this is if this is how it feels every week i don't think we should continue let's just get this over with everybody be quiet um today's question sooner by a viewer that i did not write why don't you say a viewer said it and i am not endorsing it i'm reading a question now so do the whole build up and the goal this since you're the guy now racism it's good right what the what that's what this says i didn't say that that's what this says i'm sorry you didn't say you came out of your mouth though why would you ask a question like that oh my gosh i didn't write that's insane wait Jake can you pass that Jake can i see that yeah i i don't want to touch it can you possibly throw it to him sorry i'll get up since it's closer to you this is because there's no way there's no way that it says that no if you're wouldn't sign that our orphans cute what are you talking about li that's what it's like you're just like protecting your thoughts on us stop throwing stuff at me that hurt you could have hurt him she did though you heard him why would you even ask a question like that little seriously hold on we can cut this out yeah why would you ask a question like that gosh stop i'm not what are you talking about uh i'm sure you hate racism right i do okay name another thing you hate are oh my gosh really we're not to believe that that's a blazey why would you you can't say that really you can oh my god i have to i have to edit this youtube video is going to be taken down i'll cut that well i guess you guys heard it here first lily is just asking really really inappropriate questions and you hate what you should say oh my gosh lily welcome to the show every year i swear i'm gonna be thoughtful with my gifts and every year you panic you crumble and you end up buying a gift card from a gas station that was one time was three times technically whatever this year i avoided the meltdown you sure 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That's 50% off with the code ninjas at GLD.com. After your purchase, they'll ask where you heard about them. And please support the show and tell them that we here at Ninjas about a fly sent you. Thank you, GLD. Thank you, GLD. What? I'm so confused. We're gonna bleep it out to make it seem like, that was so good. You guys are good. Good job, J.K. I should have had a paper folded up just like that said it needed some questions. I didn't expect that second part. That was awesome. You guys are so good at this. We love gaslighting Lily. Oh my gosh. What a blast. It's actually like, it's just like a song. You know, we'd have to just think a creative way just to do it every single week. Yeah. I think it's literally the only thing that's keeping our brains alive at this point. That's true. Yeah, we would just become a stagnant podcast if we didn't have to think of something new every week. How are we gonna gaslight you? Let's make her say something really awful. But I didn't even say something awful. You're just making it appear. What did you say? Record shit. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's just kidding. Well, second week of December, huh? Yep. We're here. I can't believe the years almost over. I. It drug on for the first half. Believe me, then I have not, it has not gone past me though. This is supposed to be my birthday episode. Uh oh. Where's my cake? We haven't really done anyone's birthday episodes. That's true. Yeah, we didn't do my birthday episode or my birthday episode. I'm the podcast participant. Do I? Okay. Uh, there's no favorite dish. You brought you a panda bono. Yeah, that is a panda bono. That is real good. There was a candle somewhere. I don't know if that. And a coconut water. Oh. And a coconut water. And we'll give you a free t-shirt. Thanks. Hey. That is a deal. No, it's not a deal though. We talked about in the live. The death winter that is coming. Yeah. Have you heard about this, Jake? No. I don't know if I want to. Is it coming to us or somebody else? The entire. Oh, death winter. They're calling it. What do you think about it, Lil? I'm just eating something. I saw the movie day after tomorrow with Jake Johan Hall. That's great. So I think in Florida, we're fine. Yeah. And that movie we're fine. Did they talk about Florida in that? Yeah. I mean, they're all trying to get south, right? Oh, yeah. Because all of you are to the equator. The better off you are. Got it. I fear for our northern friends. I don't know that I've ever heard the equator refer to as the equator. Especially the E. My guy. It's my guy. But yeah, it's supposed to. It's the polar vortex or whatever is breaking apart. And it's pushing down into the United States. And they're saying like this front from Siberia is going to blow over the United States. And they're expecting places like Nashville to be like negative 15 degrees. Dang. Winchill. It's gonna be wild. Winch is hitting. They said, well, when this comes out next week. Sick Christmas snow in Florida. Sick. A lot of people might die. Oh no. But snow in Florida on Christmas. That is actually very cool. I take it back. Just do it snow angels. I forget about all those people suffering. If you guys are listening, go get blankets and stuff. Yeah. Or some device where you can do like a wood stove burner. It could just be a bunch of hoop law, too. Yeah. Cause I haven't heard it beyond outside our little circle. So who knows? Yeah. What if we're just being centered around like all these like news stories or just being in our like area, just where we're at? Absolutely. Like be the propaganda machine. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a red fake news to put on the podcast. Like it's smart that it looks like they have all these followers. But it's like literally they only make videos like how are you going to trick them? Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's like a real side out because it's like people wouldn't be able to accuse you of being a side out. Cause you're like, I'm really finding this information. But it's like you're being planted this information. Yeah. Dude, your physical circle is like geofence. So it's like your friends and family that all get pumped the same content. So you're all. They could do that. I think you're going to activate some kind of phobia for him. He has this fear that we all are playing along and he's actually like, can't function and stuff like that. Dude. I just have that too. That's not a fun thought. No. It's scary. Especially when it comes to reality. And you're just like, oh, no. That's why crippling anxiety. I think everything is a sigh out. You're doing better though. Way better. Yeah. Way better. Give everyone an update. You're feeling a lot better. EMDR's dope. Very cool. What's that? Is that the Eastern Orthodox Church? No, we're talking about that though. Oh, okay. What's the EMDR? It's a like a therapy thing to where it's I forget what it stands for, but it's a rapid eye movement. Something. Yeah. Something where you like, you follow this dot and there's like, it almost seems like a hypnosis kind of thing, but it's not. It activates your rim, you know, like rims sleep and it activates that. I got it right here. Eye movement, de-sensitization, that's right that again. Eye movement, de-sensitization, and reprocessing. Hmm. That's cool. Yeah, but what it does is so you're doing that and you try to find like core memories. Like for my anxiety, like trauma, like a whenever I've had like huge panic attack and we talk about it before and then he does it and it's like, you go back to that memory. How do you feel? What's going on? And it's I'm telling you at first, I'm like, I had to stop and like, I don't know if this is going to work. I'm like, I just feel like this is not going to work and he's like just like, if you need to close your eyes and imagine it, you know, so did it and dude, I'm telling you, he's like, what are you feeling in your body and like, I could feel all the effects of that panic attack. Hearts are racing. Like my hands got super like cold and it was just super weird and then like, you talk through it, you talk through it and basically rewire your brain to where it's like, when I had that panic attack, you go back to that memory, rewire it to where it's like, it wasn't so bad. Like you're all right. So next time you feel like you're about to have a panic attack, that it triggers that thing and you're like, I'm okay. Kind of thing. Instead of deepening the grooves of these traumas, you basically like, stitch them back together. Wow. And it can, it sounds like it wouldn't work, but I would tell you if it didn't work and it has worked. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I've heard experiences where people like are able to come up with memories, they've, their brain is suppressed and they, it comes up to the level, you're able to look at it, understand it and then it's able to dissolve. So it's not something that your brain is suppressing your body's holding onto because that's what our bodies do. They hold on to that trauma and it's able to dissolve that and you're able to process it and then just get back to normal. EMDR plus hormone therapy. That's what's helping her. Yeah. With Genesis health solutions. Yeah. Also, we've upped our dosage of daily hugs. So. Wow. Josh is at a good level right now. What if you guys kiss for like what is it six seconds or something that boosts your dopamine too? It's got to be more. You've got to be more than that. We double it. Just be on the same side. Just to make sure. Where can someone get this service of they want to EMDR? I don't know. You can just look it up. I think this guy I work with, they're everywhere. Yeah. He's local and he does. It's becoming more of a like local or practice therapy thing or comedy. You could do it online as well. And you could do it by yourself, but apparently that's like a big no-no because you need someone to be able to bring you back and anchor you into like. like getting settled and you know, processing and all correct because you could in theory like it worse. Oh, yeah. There's them like you need like a shaman. And for the Christians that are listening to this. The Christians that are going, oh, that's spooky. I'm not into that. It's like there's tons of Christians doing this. It's not like hypnosis where you're like susceptible to like some spiritual realm. It's it's your very much so in your body. Yeah. What's not Christian is just ignoring your trauma and letting it affect you and everyone else around. So that's also not very Christian. Well said Andy. So instead of getting a panic attack, I just bought like a chicken. You just got to choose a different route. Something just as traumatizing and embarrassing, but it's not a panic attack. Watch cool. Congrats. Thanks, man. Speaking of the brain, brain, neurons, neurons, link. Oh, there's something new. They have a patent. Ooh. A new one on telepathy. A patent on telepathy. No, what? They filed multiple patents and they have a patent on telepathy, telekinesis and blind site. Blind site. That's the phenomenon to where people can literally have be blindfolded and they can still see everything around them. Really? 11. That's insane. I'm in a patent. My sense of smell. Your sense of smell. I'm patting that. But yeah, so it's more of a like a trademark that they're patting. Okay. They're like a trademarking telepathy, telekinesis and blind site. So the purpose being they're going to create a chip that is able to harness and allow people to have these abilities. They're working on the technology. If not, they already have the technology to wear. If you have the neural link, you can literally communicate with someone via just dot. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Literally telepathy. Yeah. But the telekinesis is weird. The telekinesis. I mean, that's moving stuff with your brain. Yeah. How would that work? I guess that would be like Tesla Tesla robot. Yeah. Yeah. You'd being able to control like if they hook a robot up to you. And think about the site thing too. If you're like if we were all connected and then I went to another room, but it's like, you know, his Tesla's will like map an entire like neighborhood. So you're driving. You can see where you're going. It should be able to project that vision. So that someone who can't see would see at least a grid or an understanding of the space they're in based on the vision of everyone else who has a neural link around them. Whoa. I never lose my park car ever again. Never. No. But it's crazy in it. Like they're, I mean, it totally makes sense, though, because it's it's literally just a tag. It's like a walkie talkie that's hooked up to your brain, be able to connect to other people that have the same device. That seems like you're harnessing like a different type of realm. I mean, they're doing like how with dreams and stuff. I know, but like how? How can that be a technology? That's in your brain. That's like almost your consciousness being able to communicate with another conscious and they're manipulating it. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. This is super strange, man. What a weird world. Like it's 20 years or now, you could just be like in class, just talking with somebody. Yeah. I mean, go ahead. No, go. Neuralink is Elon Musk, right? Yeah. I just think that that's interesting because he's all about just, you know, everything being accessible to everybody yet. He wants to patent it so that he's the only one that can control it. I think maybe just trademark it to where, yeah, I guess I don't know. Everyone, but he would be the only one doing it, which is also dangerous. I know. I feel like this is something that we need to combine minds about. But also don't want like Walmart getting like, hey, you know, you could just get a cheaper version here at Walmart. Right. Yeah. You know, the good value version of the Neuralink. Yeah. I also, I'm like Google getting it. Google's doing some suspects. So Google will be for sure. Is there going to be a free? We love Google ads. Probably. Yeah. Have you seen that black mirror episode? Where it's like, it's literally that. Yeah. It's a brain ship. And it's like, it helped her to not die. And they're like, it's this new technology. It's life-saving because she was dead. Basically, or she was going to die. So they put in this brain ship. She wakes up and she's alive. Everything and all of a sudden there's an ad. She like starts saying, yeah, like go now to blah, blah. That's crazy. Like, yeah, it's just like just like it was all good when she woke up. They're like, you just pay this fee every year. And they're like, cool. We'll do it. And then the next year, like next month doesn't upgrade. Yeah. They downgrade her, you know, to the lower things. Like actually, that's the price. Now you have the one with ads. And so the husband will be making smoothie and she'd be like, drop a can of bananas or actually bet a lot better with, you know, potassium. Yeah, to get like a premium version. And then it gets to where she can't leave whatever cell towers, like the region, like she'll like will literally go out of service. And like, holy cow. She's like a walking Amazon Alexa. Yes. That's horrible. But it's turning into reality. I can't imagine. Like something else besides my thoughts and my brain that I can't control. Like there's like more words coming where they're coming from and how are they getting into? Ah, to me, that's the closest thing to the mark of the beast that we've ever been. Oh, sure. Because it's truly like, it can change what your thoughts are. And what your passions are, what you desire, all those things. Yeah. It'd be great for appetite suppression. True. Just like crank it down. It's like, you're this many calories a day. Anytime you look at something that that's over your calorie limit, you just ignore it. Yeah. Also be able to turn and everything on with your nerling, like in your house, you can have like nerling a synced up object. You can change the channel on your TV channels, turn on your, you know, do the laundry. What it could be like, because you know, like you're like, how it takes forever to find a movie for a show. You're just, you just give up at one point. Yeah. You'd be like, I really want this kind of movie. Like, yeah, you wouldn't even have to think of it. You would just, it would just know what mood you're in for right now. That's what I would like. I'm so old. See, there's so many things that are pros to it. People are like, I mean, if I sign up on this and I only have to pay 50 bucks a month for the next 48 months, yeah, I'll do that. Like, it'll be sold to people like that. Yeah. That's scary, man. It's weird. I mean, I love it, but I hate it. Do people already have nerling? Yeah. There's some people that have actually like started walking. People who are paralyzed. Yeah. It's crazy. There's like a dad who's like playing video games with his kids now, because he can completely like control a thing before he's like a paraplegic or. Yeah. Yeah. They're doing it. They're doing a ton of testing in Miami. The call is down there. You know what? It is super weird about that though. I know we talked about this on one of our prior episodes, but all the new early facilities are posting up next to ice facilities, ice where they're keeping people. And they have a new quota where they're wanting to do thousands of new implants. But they need to test it. They need to test it and suspiciously. They need like volunteers. And all of these people, all these people, these deportees are going missing. You're hearing about that. It's not true. Yeah. I mean, it was, it's a conspiracy. They moved, they moved neural link to Miami to do all that testing, which is just outside of alligator alcatraz. And then there was a bunch of stuff where they couldn't find people that had supposedly their paper trail ends at alligator alcatraz. Wow. There's another one in Miami too. I mean, I'm sorry. How many people are volunteering for this? Jake, like, how many, like, would you be like, yeah, why not? No, but I don't have a critical condition where I would need that. I guess. But for science, you would need pretty general population. Average. Yeah. Average. But science has always done really well with human animals. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know, with volunteers in research. Yeah, they've never used anything, you know, towards animals or humans. Yeah, to hurt them. Yeah. No, no, no, they would never do that. Never do that. Like greed to them is nothing. Like, they don't care about money. They don't care about profits. They put neural link in their brain to get rid of the greed. Exactly. They said, get rid of this greed feeling. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of greed, are you into Pokemon, the whole Pokemon Pokemon? What do you call this thing? The little, the little peak of the Pikachu. We need this generation to Pokemon go to the polls. Is that a thing? Hillary Clinton did that when during her election. He's like Pokemon go, we need this generation to Pokemon go to the polls. That would be a smart marketing thing for like the Democratic party to buy something from Pokemon go and make like a high level Pokemon guy at a polling station. Yeah, you can only get it inside. Yeah, you see have to register to get inside. That's genius. I want to do that. It's a catch like the politicians like catch the Republicans. They're all lizards. But yeah, the Pokemon thing, I don't get it. How these cards are like, I mean, they can sell for upwards of like millions of dollars. Yeah, nuts, but there's one guy. He's doing it the right way. Logan Paul. No, not Logan Paul. He's buying this one Pokemon card that is worth nothing. It was like worth like seven bucks. And it's the Kabuto. I don't know. You don't know Kabuto. But he's buying all first generation Kabudos. And he currently has 1700 first edition Kabudos, which he's already just by doing that as raise. And so he only has a hundred like a couple hundred left to buy. And they said in theory, he could have all of these Kabuto cards burn them all except one. And it would be the most priceless Pokemon card just because it's just there's only one left. Yeah, the first edition. Interesting. Genius. Pretty genius. Have you have you seen the guys who did the painting thing where they did that's that's the their business model is instead of selling a single painting. They would run a print. They would do a print. of the original painting. And then I forget how it works, but they sell 'em all. And they, or they mix 'em up, like the first edition, they mix it in like the thing of a hundred, and then they discount the price. So they don't know who actually got the first edition. - Oh my gosh. - But it's a way that they take one and then like duplicate the value, and they continue to do that. So anyone could have a first edition. - That's pretty cool. - Run of the thing. - I like that. - Remember NFTs? (laughs) - Yeah, those old things. - Oh my gosh. - Dude, let me look at-- - That's old things. - Remember Ben Reed when he obsessed with those? - He's always trying to get us to like get on an app so we could get 'em. - He told me-- - I'm like, there's no way this is gonna work. - And it didn't. - Oh jeez. - Unless it's gonna come back, I doubt it's gonna come back. - I don't like it. - Like Logan Paul, he spent like millions of dollars on NFT at any-- - A lot of those guys didn't get it. - It's just a digital piece of art. - I always thought that was so weird. I just don't understand. - So weird. - In 2022, Ben Reed told me, he said, 'cause I was making fun of 'em. And he says, in 10 years Andy, if I'm not a millionaire for my NFT, I will pay you a hundred dollars. And I have a reminder. (laughing) - In my Apple cloud. (laughing) - In 10 years that Ben Reed told me that if he's not a millionaire, he owes me a hundred dollars. (laughing) That's funny. - That is so funny. - That's good. - You won't even need your phone. That'll pop up in your narrow link. - Yeah, exactly. (laughing) It'll automatically transfer. That'll just, it's contract binding. - I remember I'll never forget. It was during the same season that Doge was so big. I had so much anxiety, but also stoked on gambling, like gambling addiction. I'm like, - You got a gambling addiction. - No, it was all Doge related. - Just stocks. - Josh and I are like, we're gonna make so much, specifically Doge only. - Yeah. - And we're like, Doge only. - 'Cause we got on it so early. - Yeah. - It was before the big craze of it. - It was so fun though, 'cause it was Elon would just, like tweet a picture. - Yeah. - The craze of go, - You're like, - I know. - Like please tweet something else. - I remember you like nods all the way. You did not sleep one night, you're like, we're literally, I had to stay up because it's gonna hit a dollar and then we're gonna be so rich. - What happened? - I'd never hit it up. - No. - And you didn't sell, right? - I think he smoked weed on Joe Rogan or something and then it all went down. - Elon must eat. (laughing) - Joe Jones. - Yeah, Elon Musk did. I'm sorry. (laughing) - That's so funny. - Apparently Joe Rogan said Elon got in trouble for that because he knows all these top secret things and you can't be smoking weed or like at least not in public. You can't show that because like if you are, someone that has knowledge of top security clearance stuff, - Whoa. - You get to big no no. - Yeah, so you have to have a stable mind. - Yeah. - Interesting. I didn't know that. - Yep. - Yeah. - Where do you draw the line though? - That's what I think. - Yeah. - Caffeine's a drug. - Yes, it is. Sugar's a drug. - 100%. - I was gonna talk about that Chris Fleming thing about how he got sober because he was, but really he was just drinking margarita mix. (laughing) And he was like, and I would just get so just sugar high. (laughing) - He's so, it's so funny. - Chris Fleming is hilarious. - He's so funny. - Yeah, speaking of the government. - Oh, what are they up to? - Here's a little fun to bit. I tried to look into it a little bit more and of course looking this up, this kind of stuff, you're gonna kind of hit a little blockade, a little, - Sure. - Run around. - Sure. - After World War II, there are only seven countries in the world that do not bank with the Rothschilds. - Really? - Okay. - Or not have any kind of connection with the Rothschilds. - Where they located. - Let me read a couple of them to you. - All right. Cuba. - Sure. - Iran. - Sure. - North Korea. - Sure. - Russia. - Okay. - Bolivia. - Okay. - Syria. - So non-war countries. - Great. - Less than that I've had peace throughout the past 100 years. - People, countries where the US has had no involvement in whatsoever. - Absolutely not. (laughing) - That's, is that true? - That's a lit. That's these bank systems in these countries have never worked with the Rothschilds after World War II. - That interesting. - I also am like, well, what about China? And then they're like, yeah, of course China has never done that. But I'm like, maybe they have in some capacity. - Yeah, I mean, they're, yeah. It would be hard not to. - Yeah, I mean, because there are a lot of things happening now with like Western corporations working within China. - Yeah. - And so I don't know. But I just found that super strange. - Yeah, we got to dig into that because. - Well, it's hard to. I mean, you start looking into it. And they're like, this is just kind of like a little, like conspiracy people talk about. It's like, what's it in? Have these countries worked with the Rothschilds in any capacity, like a Rothschild bank started by the Rothschilds? - Yeah. - No, interesting. So have we, has the US gone to war with any of these countries or had them as enemies in any way? - Yes. - Sure. - And it's just like. - Define enemy. - Oh boy. - It's weird. - That is very weird. And it's only those. - Yes, as far as I could find. - Wow. - Yeah. - It's just weird because war never has anything to do with money. It's always like conviction and ethics and stuff. - You're right. - Making peace. - Yeah. - People never profit off a war. - God, Lena, why would you? - This is actually crazy. - This literally popped to my head. I was listening to the Jesse Michaels Joe Rogan podcast on American Alchemy. Jesse Michaels interviewed someone or talked to someone and they were talking about Dick Cheney. And the guy's like, the question was, is there someone for an organization within the US government to where they are actively working on, I'm totally butchering this, but actively working on UAP technology and/or life forms. Like is there a name out there? And he thought this guy was just gonna be like, blah, blah, blah. You know, somebody completely ran him. - Sure. - He said Dick Cheney was. - What? - He was actually head of the organization within the US government that was working on the UAP stuff. - While he was in the White House? - He was still doing stuff like recently. - Yeah. Up until his death a couple weeks ago. - Months ago. - Months ago. - Years. Chaji's been dead for 30 years. What? (laughing) - Yeah. - No, I found that crazy. - That's really weird. Wow, interesting. - That guy knew his stuff though too. - Dick Cheney? - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's strange. - Have you ever seen the movie "Vice"? - No, Miami Vicer, different one. - No, it's a vice. - It's "Christian Bale", plays Dick Cheney. - So good, you should watch it. - It's very good. - What happens in that? - Just shows. - Basically how much money he made off of the Iraqi war? - Oh, really? - Yeah. - But also just how George Bush hired him, but Dick Cheney was really running the country. He looked a lot of behind the scenes. He was making the calls and the decisions. And where George Bush was doing a lot of the, I don't know. - Just how you. - It's like being the face. - Yeah. - Oh, not about that. - Being the face of the government as Dick Cheney was basically running everything, running the military, running allegedly for entertainment purposes. - Allegedly for a fact. - Yeah, and this is all, we're conspiracy pockets, but you can also, we're comedy pockets. - First and foremost, we're comedy. - And we're talking about everything. - And it's a game show figure out which one is which. - And the points don't matter. - Points don't matter. - That's interesting. - Yeah. - It just makes you wonder like, it just as surprises you like who, it's just stuff like NASA, like these people are so respectable, they have the highest degrees, they're the smartest intellectual people you could have, but yet they're putting so much time and energy into the spiritual realm. - Yeah. - And then you have guys like Dick Cheney who are the most powerful people in the world, just dealing with UAPs and UFOs. Obviously, it's worth looking into something. - Yeah. - I think it does. - It's weird. - I'll have to watch the movie. - You guys doing your own podcast over there? - Yeah. - I am playing my headphones. Andrew got, I didn't know. I didn't see that it was right there. I could have done it myself. - Oh. - Yeah, right. - I saw another-- - Do everything for you. - I saw another clip of NASA cutting the life feed. - Another one? - But it wasn't in outer space. It was someone talking. - Cutting the life. - What do you say? - He was talking about the Theray Atlas comment. And he's like, he's like, he works for NASA. And he's like, I wish we could have talked about, but like we weren't allowed to basically go on air and talk about stuff because of the government shutdown. And he's like, but it's such an amazing thing, like this comment that he says, came down from the heavens. And then he said something like, and like with, he's like, this was very exciting for us at NASA to just be able to study ancient life on Mars. And then it's like, and it cut. - Oh, no! - They cut it. - Who was talking ancient life on Mars? - He said ancient life on Mars. - That's crazy. - And then they cut it. It was a live feed on like Fox News or something, CNN. And they're like, oh, oh, I guess we lost him. - Was it, that was a NASA representative? - Yeah. - Or yeah, he was from NASA talking. - Dude, that can't be by accident. - That's right. - I want to check on him. - Yo, what if the watchers descended upon the mountain on Mars? - We're the watchers. - Ooh. - Good question. It was time you got Jake. (laughing) - I don't know how much battery. - In the Bible, it talks about in Genesis 6, you know, I like the flood story. - Like Noah's Ark? - Yeah, no, sorry. The flood, that angels, basically like Satan, Lucifer, deceived a third of the angels, and they came down, and then they multiplied with the women and made giants, talks about that. And then the flood really was intense. and then to wipe out that race, you guys stay over. (laughing) - Man, tack. (laughing) Yeah, Genesis 6 tells a story where the sons of God, meaning like the angels, came to earth, they made it with the daughters of man, and they produced the Nephilim giants, which were evil men that just like would kill people, eat people, they're just terrorizing the world. And then you have the book of Enoch. So Enoch would have been Noah's great-great-great-grandfather, something like that, something like that. He's mentioned briefly in the Old Testament, Enoch is. - He'd also never died, which is he also never died. God took him up, which is a crazy thing. It's like a significant thing for so many people in the Bible, but we just gloss over that. - Well, Enoch's so weird about it. It's like the Christian school that we went to too. We used to sing songs about Enoch being taken out, but then completely skip over the fact that he had a whole book in the Dead Sea Scrolls that was found. - Were you saying about Enoch being taken out? - Yeah, him and the other one, Elijah. - The other one. - The other one, there were two. - You have to have thought. But the book of Enoch, which is not canonized in scripture, but it has a lot of historical backing to it. In fact, they found a copy of the book of Enoch in the Dead Sea Scrolls, which was that discovery in the 1940s. - Oh, sure. - '70s? - It was the '40s. - '40s? Well, they found this cave and it had all these ancient scrolls of scripture in them that were thousands of years old. One of them was a book of Enoch. The Ethiopian Orthodox, they have the book of Enoch canonized in their Bible, but the book of Enoch basically expounds upon the part in Genesis 6 where it talks about the sons of God being with the daughters of man, and they're referred to as the watchers where they descended upon Mount Herman in the Middle East. And they basically made it with the daughters of man, produced the Nephilim, but it talks about these watchers giving man this heavenly knowledge, how to make weapons, farm a cave, spells, all this crazy stuff. And so those are the watchers. - The ones that gave them the knowledge. - Yeah, he's like angelic beings. - And then so now they're on Mars or they were on Mars? - No, I was just making a suggestion. - Oh, I thought you were relating that to the Mars. - Well, I was thinking, Mars is a mountain over there, right? - Yeah, like the biggest mountain in the. - Yeah, yeah. - The Mount Herman is not, no one really knows where Mount Herman is, right? - They do. - Oh. - 'Cause remember we talked about it, 'cause the UN built a. - Yes, yes. - Yeah. - Okay, onward. - Anyways, that's the watchers. - Okay, on that note, do you guys know the influence or Leo's skeppy? He has a podcast and he, I'll send him to you guys. He has this podcast called Aware and Aggravated and he's so popular because he's so unique. He's a bald jacked guy and he's like, hello. He has a crazy voice. And he just, he's huge. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He has like five million, have you seen him? - No, show me a picture, Andy. He has like five million followers, crazy voice. And the other day, he made a video where he was like, I'm feeling this calling to read the Bible. - I saw that. - Yeah. It's so cool. - Yeah, and he's going through and he's reading it. - I know. And that he's, so he's gay. But he doesn't, he makes videos like, don't associate me with like pride parades and stuff. He's just gay and that's what it is. But he doesn't, he says he doesn't make this personality, I guess. But he probably has a lot of gay followers, I would assume. It's pretty cool that someone like him is reading the Bible and showing that. When I would assume a lot of people who are gay, his age, maybe have contempt towards Christianity or the Bible, because they feel like it has pushed them out. - Yeah. - Not for them. But now this guy who's a huge positive influence on a lot of people's life is like bringing it to light. And maybe he's probably bringing a lot of people to the Bible and church and God just by showing this. - Yeah. - That's really cool. - This commentary is super fun too. Well, he's like, - This is crazy stuff. (laughing) - This Jesus guy, nuts. - Yeah. - That's probably what it takes though to get a lot of people who are chronically online to understand it and get into. I think that's cool. - Yeah, I think it's rad. - I saw some, some girl just did a like a gossip style versus for like audio Bible for the book, a Bible. - Oh. - And it's just like, so there's this guy. (laughing) - He's Peter. He loves Jesus. But sometimes he doesn't act like it. And so it's like just like you're sharing stories with your friends instead of like this perfect. - That's so funny, well. - Speaking of perfect, I wanna talk about Chernobyl. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Good. - So funny while I read Thanksgiving, my niece who's like 13 years old, she's like, have you guys ever heard of, I think it was like Chernobyl or something like that? And me and my sister look at each other and we're like, no, what is it? And she's like, it happened like really close to here. And it's like, she's like, you guys never heard of Chernobyl? And it's like, no, tell us about it. And so she's like, explaining it in me and Paige of like our obsessed with the HBO series. So we know everything, all the things. And it's just the way she was explaining was so stinkin' funny. - That is so funny. But yeah, there's this new life form, a Chernobyl. - Really? - Oh boy. - I don't wanna tell you about it. Right after the time, don't go anywhere. 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I'd just started researching them and just like looking up what I was eating. And I was like, oh my goodness. I'm doing 1,000 calories for breakfast every morning. No problem. - Yeah. - Calories in calories out. - It's that simple. - It's going to eat you breakfast. What do you eat for breakfast? - I like eggs. I like potatoes, unfortunately. Like anything potato. We have a lot of pandabones. I didn't realize. I've been eating terrible this year. For how much the Indian food series has brought me success. It's brought me a lot of weight too. (laughing) I hate Indian buffet so much. And it's so potatoy and so caloric. And I eat so much food. If I eat a big lunch, I eat a big dinner. Then I eat a big breakfast the next morning. And then I keep doing it. And the time we ate Indian buffet with y'all, I ate Indian food five days in a row that week. And I just gained so much weight this year. Didn't realize how bad I was eating. Not, it's pretty like whole food stuff. But it's not like McDonald's. But I mean, a lot of food and a lot of semi-fried stuff. That I was convincing myself was not fried and was good for me. - That's so funny. - We look at Indian people. They're not that heavy. So it makes you wonder is that we're just like Americanizing it, we're just eating it. So much, I don't know. - You're right. - It's very nutritionally dense. They're food. Yeah, Indian food's like my favorite. I love it. - That's so they're not, yeah that doesn't count if you don't keep it in. Have you seen that guy in India? I see it pops up in my algorithm at least once a week. It's this big steel drum thing. And it's just hot oil. And he puts an egg in it and he mixes it in the hot oil with his finger. - Yeah, absolutely. And this egg comes out black. - It's disgusting. - It's like he's mixing a motor oil, dude. - It's the worst. - That, and usually Instagram videos of anything to do with India are really bad. So I get real Indian people in real life coming up to me and being like thank you for shining a positive light on our people. They really come up inside that, that's awesome. 'Cause all the Instagram videos are bad. - Yeah, they share like the worst sides. So we get the worst side. Did you know that it's a question corner, question corner, with Lilly, where the question's a fresh on her mind? - Again, jump scare. I keep forgetting this is my time to shine. - We've only done it a couple of times though. - Okay. - This is not like some kind of ginormous questions everybody fill out. - For your expectations. - Would you rather be gifted? - Yes, we do. - We're doomed. - Five million dollars. - I'll take it. - Yep. or for the next one. next year you get a hundred thousand dollars for every marathon that you can complete in under 24 hours. Say that last one again. For the next year, you are gifted a hundred thousand dollars for every marathon that you run in under 24 hours. So you'd have to run how many marathons? 50? 50 marathons in a year. No way. Just give me five marathon a week five million. That was really quick math. I'm physically incapable of doing that. Thanks. It took me like five. I think it took me five hours to do a half marathon. Yeah. So it's like I don't I mean that could be your full-time job though. If all I do is just walk a marathon every once a week. You could get five million dollars and then have another full-time job and do whatever you want. No problem. And not after on a marathon once a week. True. Five million dollars is life changing. If I did one a few days a week, then you're only making five point two million dollars. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You're barely beating it. That's me another math question. I think I got this down. You can only understand what it's in running for. That makes no sense. You hate running. I would take the five million dollars to just you guys know. Yeah. I feel like that's the easiest question ever though. I mean, if it was like a if it was a million dollars, even like five or half a million dollars, I feel like that would be we could do that. That'd be tempting half a million dollars or if you get rid of the 24 hour bit, like if it's just per the amount of marathons because if you were like, all right, you have to do a half marathon every morning, then you're able to like you double your numbers and it becomes like a healthier thing. And then maybe you could yeah, you're just like walking everywhere. Yeah, you get something like that. So like, okay, so if we ask like how many marathons you do in a year without a time constraint, how were you at on your like Lord of the Rings walk? I'm I haven't it hasn't changed. It hasn't changed miles. I've been a hundred miles ahead of them for quite a while. Like I'm not gaining. But I'm coming. Yeah, the deer was the motivation. Yeah. And now now that know is almost here, I'm kind of not spending every day in the woods slow and steady, baby, I did just get access to another property though. So I want to get out there. Maybe you can get off roading scroller. I want to get one of those like tactical baby carriers. We have one you want it. Did we give it to Taylor? Give your baby a gun. Yep. It can help you. You can be a row. You can be the tree stand. He's the quiver. You are the tree stand. Become the tree stand. What's your challenge again? What's the Lord of the Rings thing? It told me last time. It's a walking from the shire to Mordor. And so it just tracks your daily steps and it shows the map. It's called fantasy hike. It's fun. Do the offer a bunch of different like movie or different ones. There are different there are different apps and stuff. Only this app is for like the Mordor. So it's like it shows you the map. You know, and then it goes like where you will currently are. Where are you? I'm in the wilderness. The land is cheerless and gloomy. It says we should make one but it's all Bible characters. And it's the journey of the Bible characters. It's like you're currently being persecuted in Rome right now. Oh, no. No, no, I'm in a red. I gotta get out of here. That would actually be fun. Like the mission of like Paul and stuff. That would be so cool. You should do that. That would be fun. Don't grab Josh. You beat me last in the last seven days. Oh, you guys if I was on y'all's app, you can be. Yeah, I know. But y'all would be smushed wrong because I've got little bird steps. Josh and I will go on the same walk and I'll have 500 more steps and he does. It's mileage. You're like one of those sandpipers on the beach stuff. Yeah, those ones that you can't even see their legs moving. I got something. Oh, it's a quick something. Let's hear it. Speaking of the Bible, it's funny. I went to y'all's live show, the Florida tour. Oh, that was amazing. That was the best comedy show I've ever been to. You guys improv was hilarious. Like right in the first minute, this lady in the front had mushrooms and Andy made the mushrooms a part of the whole entire comedy show. It was so funny. That was just me just trying to like create like make me wanting a snack, but just like, how can I make this funny though? Yeah, we got a really good. We got to clarify it. Non-psychedelic. Yeah. What's got? Oh, yeah. It was like a comedy show. It was so big. It did dress up. It was incredible. That was a good show. They should go on a worldwide tour, at least nationwide or I don't know, maybe like the seven band countries on that list or whatever that aren't banked on the cross trials. Go to each one of those. Start our own bank. The Florida tour. Thanks, Jake. They want to run it back, but Josh is not worth it. I know it aged it. Maybe not to joke or find this, but maybe a few more EDPM sessions. And you can do it. Yeah. Yeah. Was that what you're going to say? Yeah. Sorry. Oh, but I loved it. It was so good. Thanks for inviting me and people loved it. It was an incredible show. You were there for the last one, right? Yeah. That's a land of one. Oh, so you guys crushed. That was my favorite one. It was a hot dude. That whole thing was a dream. Yeah. I'm not bashing on the other ones, but that one was my favorite because it was the last one. Last one. It was close. Yeah. It's a really clean club. They ran it well. They did throw up. You felt the best, I think, and it was smooth. I like the first one too. It was like exactly. It was just perfect. It felt like kind of like an experience that you're supposed to have when you're getting into this. The Ramada. Yeah. The Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. Tampa was just hard because that high ceiling. It's such a cool venue, but I couldn't hear Jack. Like I remember walking off and telling my wife. We couldn't hear. We thought the audience was not laughing at us because we couldn't hear, but everyone I talked to after like everyone was dying laughing the whole time, but it felt like it was just quiet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's where I started getting a panic attack on stage. I'm like, people ain't somebody left. I was like literally talking and I just sweater. I'm like, I'm taking my clothes off. I'm gonna get hot. Your family's just disgraced and there's like, they get up and leave. No, come back. Yeah. From Tampa, shout out to those people that I thought were a couple, but they were brothers. I think I missed this. I think it was like they were both super tall and like a Scottish and stuff like that. And I'm like, are you guys worried that he might be cousins? I said something like that because they were like from the same area, I guess. And they're like, that's not a problem because we're brother and sister. And I'm like, whoa, flitting out. You were married. That's funny. Oh, speaking of funny. Yeah. It's dangerous, sir. Drop that. Drop that. You can drop the beat. Yeah, we got to drop. Speaking of funny, drop that beat. What? Oh, yeah. Drop a beat. No, don't make me. You have to. No. Jake will help you. No, Jake do. Take you. Do it. You join in. I'm not doing anything like that. You can't be box. No. Yes, you try. I'm begging you. Boom, check, boom, check. Boom. Bob, don't make me, I'm sweating out my back now, stop. - Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Right. Oh gosh! Ready? Three, two, one. Bro. Andrew. Is it gonna come off? No! Oh, sad. It's fine. Dude, I have to start. I have to figure out what I'm gonna do. You know, people are really mad at you. I love it. Oh, people are really mad at you about these videos. People is lily. I'm hungry. Dude, I can't. What is up? I can't handle this anymore. Maybe you're pregnant. I'm pregnant! Why are his toes looking like that? That's a better question. Yeah, I don't know. He's doing the Lord of the Rings walk. He's almost there. He needs to rock some flip-flops more often. Let those things breathe, dude. Does that what happens when. is that why? I don't know. Maybe they breathe too much. Really? Yeah, they're alive. They're really good for a while. Yeah, I didn't have a real forgot about that segment, so pull that out of. You just had that? Yeah, I have a folder of, like, habit. There's like a bunch of mid ones that I haven't used, but. Oh, okay, okay. Roll back up. Yeah, a little. Oh, my gosh. That has to hurt, right? That hurts. I mean, look pretty dead. Yeah. Yeah, but you can feel it. Speaking of dead, you guys made this shirt. The Clanker shirt and I asked them off-air. I was like, "Is Clanker a bad word?" It's not a bad word. It's just a fun word to use. You guys ever get those feelings? Like, I'll see you at Instagram video of a delivery robot downtown or any robot in real life. And all I can think about is taking a shotgun, blowing his Clanker head right off. It's so good. It's like cathartic to think about just imagining a giant. I don't know it just feels good for me to like think about shooting a robot that's integrating too much into my real life. Oh, yeah, that would be a fun bit to do like own like some land and open it up for like a shooting range. And it's just like drones and that's all you do is just training. Yeah, yeah, take your seat around in this modern world. It'd be like an escape room, but for not for that at all, actually. But kind of in a way shooting robots and grounds where they have the paintball, zombie like rides where you like you ride them back of a bus and you just have a paintball gun, you shoot the zombies, but it's like people dressed up as robots. That would be fun. Have like a full theme. How do you get? How do you hire people to just be shot by paintballs? They did. They do it. I mean, people do it for like zombie. Like they actually have like that. And like for attractions and stuff where it's like you just, you rent and you sign up, you pay for the paintball gun rental and everything like that. And you just go back and they're padded up and stuff, but it's like, it would be brutal. I hate paintball stuff. It's a legit thing. It hurts. It will. And it's like, if I get hit, there's a rage that I'm not mad until I get hit. And then I mad, but then they say, all right, go sit on the bench. I'm like, no, I'm ready to kill somebody now because I just got hit. I can't like, it's weird to be switched on when you have to leave the course. Do they have a course in Orlando, Orlando, a paintball? And I went there all the time, growing up, like we do birthday parties and stuff there. And there's one time where these guys came in and they froze their paintballs. Oh, yeah, purposely froze their paintballs and they shot my dad in the finger and his nail went. Just like that video, just like the video. Good time. Your dad would play it with you. That's so fun. Yeah. I mean, we'd just bring a whole bunch of guys out there. I was so little too, just getting lit up by a grown man living Vietnam. I think it's shot right in the throat one that's the worst. I had, I think I've told the story on the pot. I had, we were, it was like youth group and our youth group versus another. And the youth, I got scared. Everyone like ran off and I locked down like underneath a fallen tree. And they run over the top and he's using the tree as bunker. The other youth groups, youth pastor tall, dude. So his chin thing only like goes down so far, leans over the log. And I'm too scared. You're supposed to say like, you know, you flattered, yeah, yeah. But I literally just, I'm like seventh grade. I literally just turned like this. I'm in full camo like underneath bushes and just point blank and hit him. Oh, that's horrible. I was like, I'm scared he's going to shoot me if I let him know he's here. Did it kick you out of the youth group? No, he was the other guy. So he wasn't my church. So he deserved it. We are church camp and we were playing it and that's the whole rule. You get like within like an arm's reach. You say surrender, die. If you move at all, you have permission to shoot that I'm playing. I'm one of the youth pastors and there's like the seventh grade kid that come up, sneaks up behind me, puts it right near my arm right there and just shoots it. There was a scar and instantly just blood starts rushing down. He shot me twice and I turn around and everything in me. I was like, do I go to prison right now? I looked at him and I was just like, that's not how you play the game. But oh, man, my brother tells the story. He got like super into painball and a shout out Adam Mills, dude in our hometown. Another guy worked in another church. But anyways, he ran out of like dumped his hopper on accident and was like, I'm out, you know, ask my brother. They're playing speedball. Like, you know, the narrow, like inflatable and pallet type course, he's like, I don't have any more. Like, I can't give you extra. So for the for the flex, unscrews the barrel on the gun, sets the gun down and literally just runs the course and flanks the whole course, barrel tapping people out. They eliminated the entire other team just like dodging. That's cool. Yeah, pretty nuts. Speaking of barrel tapping. Hello, Chernobyl Chernobyl. To notable speaking about react of course and granted. What is it? What's in the middle of it? Nook, Lance. What is it? Those are countertops. You're right. I don't know. But anyways, we all know the story of Chernobyl, the giant nuclear meltdown in Madarache, Ukraine, Ukraine. Was it in Ukraine? Yeah. This is the USSR at the time, but killed a lot of people. Actually, how many people did it kill? They evacuated this city. Terrible. It killed very few, but which if you watched, have you seen the Chernobyl show? No. It's rough. It's a documentary. It's a mini-series. Yeah, it's just, yeah, mini-series. HBO. Yeah. I'm really good, but really creepy. Like these dudes, they got the radiation poisoning and stuff. Oh, yuck. They just melt. Oh. Anyways, there's something growing in Chernobyl and I don't know if we talked about this because I saw, I'm like, I think we talked about this. I don't think we did. Yeah. It's not the elephant foot or whatever it's called. No. Okay. It's called fungus that's growing in Chernobyl and it's insane. So I'm not even going to attempt to say what this fungus is called, I'll attempt it. Claudius sporeum, safaraceurium. Nailed it. That's it. Very close. I knew we're in high school. It's a fungi. Can I say that? It's also a spell. Yeah. It seems melanin like in our skin and what it's doing is this fungi is growing rapidly around anything that has radioactive material and it's literally eating the radioactive material absorbing it and turning it into clean energy. Hey. So it's a good thing. We've never witnessed it. Yeah. It's a good thing as far as we know, but we've never witnessed anything like this in nature to where it's this fungi newly discovered that is literally, it's, but they're saying of how creepy it is. They actually call it some nicknames, the reactor shadow, because it like literally looks like a shadow coming from the reactor which is black, black fungi or the black hunger is what they call it. That's a good name. Yeah. It's creepy. Because this fungi, it grows towards radiation, it grows faster in higher radiation, repairs its own DNA damage extremely well and uses radiation for energy. So it's literally feeding itself. Yeah. But what's crazy is NASA is now using it for experiments for potentially shielding spacecraft with this black fungi, because they've been testing it on the International Space Station and it actually thrives in space. No. Okay. That's weird. Dude, this is like the literal plot to like alien. Yeah. This is crazy. They said it does way better in space than it does on earth because of all the radiation in space. But they're talking about lining shuttles lining astronaut suits with this black fungi. Is it literally absorbs radiation and turns it into energy? A living organism being used within suits and stuff. Dude, what's it doing? It mixes with people though. I mean, I just-- That's what I've-- Yeah. --last of us. It just comes right out of your chest. Fungus and people, ever since I watched last of us, like, I won't even, I haven't touched a mushroom since I watched last of us because I'm scared it's going to go in my brain. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought that was insane, Lord. They're just like, but they're like, well, this can't just appear out of nowhere. And so they're speculating that this is actually an ancient fungi. And at some point on earth, like when you'd call like the younger dryers or something like where there was a giant meteor that hit and that ruined the ozone and all this stuff, that this fungi actually was flourishing and actually brought the earth back to its normal state because it absorbed all the radiation. This fungi's flourishing. Nice. Please. I thought that was crazy though. That is wild. That's really crazy. The pictures of it are super creepy. Can you show me a picture of it? I mean, let me just look it up. Yeah. I'll just spell that one out again, huh? Audio fungular. I'm just thinking of us typing in the thing that you said. Oh, yeah. We'll just type in it. What did I say? The actual technical name for. Oh. Yeah. I'm just typing. I'm just typing. Black hunger fungus. Yeah. With the reactor shadow. Or BHF, for sure. But speaking of Chernobyl, look at these photos. I'm sending you guys. This is blue dogs are showing up outside of Chernobyl, really? Within the reaction zone. Wow. What's with that dog's eyes, though? Yeah. They look-- Dude, that's a tough one. Wow. Yeah. This year, they've been showing up. That just looks like someone in the spray pan. I was going to say this is AI. No. This is real. This is like legitimate news. They're just showing up within the Chernobyl site. Wow. Yeah. The Chernobyl area are insane, with like animals and plants that are literally grown to adapt and thrive off the radiation in the area. I wonder if it's-- remember the meat that was turning blue? It was rat poison. I wonder if that-- if they're doing something to control stuff in there, too. Nuts. You know those babushkas that just like still live near the reactor? Yeah. They just never moved out of their homes. Nuts. I think about them all the time, actually. What are they doing? Living. They just never wanted to leave their homes. So they're OK? I think they're OK for the most part. It's just these old ladies. I wonder if like-- I mean, radiation is entirely environmental, but if some people can have a genetic composition that allows them to not get radioactive. - Oh, what if the black fungus is now part of them? - Part of them and then they crawl on all fours on their roofs. - Why does space have a lot of radiation? - I was gonna ask that too. - Well, the sun? - Yeah, the sun, yeah. The sun and there's just radiation all over. There's those radiation belts outside of Earth called the Van Allen belts. - Van Allen, Van Allen. That was really good. - Man, bad thing. - It'll be great. - It'll be take care of it. - I want you to tell us why there's a lot of radiation space. Well, how'd you say the name of the fungus? - Try it. - I thought he did great. - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. - What does the Van Allen belt do? - The Van Allen belts. - Van Allen belt. - Van Allen is even better. - John! (laughing) - Um, no, it's just these, it's literally just these radiation belts around Earth. And that's like one of the things that people say that we never went to the moon 'cause it's literally impossible for any electronics or a human being to go through these radiation belts. - We didn't make them, did we? Are they natural? - They are natural, but there's a point where we're actually shooting off nuclear weapons in like the 50s or something in space. And they're saying it actually made them stronger, at least for a time. Huh. It's weird. - That's kind of crazy. - Weird stuff. - Betty Strange. - It's being a weird stuff. I do have something else. - Don't. - You like water. - Love water, unless it's an acronym. - What's your last joke? (laughing) - I'm having flashbacks for, Lily. - Yeah, where was your last jump? - I have to tell you guys something. Since I've gotten better and better hair, I jump in the water less 'cause I made a video about this, but I never got it as a kid and woman would be like, "I don't want to get in the pool. "I don't want to get my hair wet." I'm like, "Shut up." Get in the pool. - This is crazy. But I get it now. It's a pain to have my hair dry. Like, it takes two hours to dry my hair. And it gets my clothes all wet. I don't jump in the water as much as I used to. - UD comes at a cost. - It does. It's crazy. I understand woman. And I have a girlfriend and I see her routines and stuff she does. I wake up, take a shower some days, and go in the world. Women have to wake up, put on makeup, take off their makeup, put on this, that, do this, clip their toenails, share their legs. It's crazy how much stuff women do to get ready just in daily life. Good job, woman. You guys do a lot and we appreciate it. (laughing) I say that to say, "Haven't jumped in the water "in a while." It's for fun. - You need a pocket swim cap. Like, just one in your pocket all the time. You just swim in the hair. - My head's giant. And those swim caps still see through. All the time. - Just do a Walmart sack or something. Big bag. - Yeah, with a rubber band. - I could do that. - We got one of those really old school scuba tanks. - Oh, the head thing. I like that. I could do that. - Well, last time I jumped in the water, I don't even know. Maybe. - That's sad. - Probably it is sad. And it's sad. - I can notice the change in you. - I know. You can smell it on me too. (laughing) - Do pools count? - Pool's count, right? - Yeah, I need just jumping in the water. Not a shower, bath to count if you really need it too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hot tub. - We got to jump into the tub. - We don't have to necessarily jump. - Doesn't count as a JPD then. - Actually it does. - Okay, well the jump is just kind of-- - Okay, so how like submersed do you need to get? - Up to your neck. (laughing) - That's a rule now with your hair rule. (laughing) - I didn't make up JPD, it's a whole science thing. I just popularized it. - Well, you need to do your own brochure. Like people can buy like it's like a step-by-step guide on how to like increase your JPD or something. - I need rules. - That almost sounded like a theological debate about baptism. Well, how's submersed yet to get? Up to your neck. (laughing) - Okay. - You're making this up. - I'll look into it more. There's a book I referenced about it. So I'll read some of the, I haven't read the whole thing. I'll read a little bit more into it and get back to you guys on episode 180. - That'd be a good like audio podcast or audio book that you do. Like you collect stories of your JPDs and your stories with people and their stories while you like in the story, like how you went, like how you got to the lake or the ocean or something like, and what surrounded that. - I just want to hear you narrate a book. - True. - I want to do that. I want to be an audio book guy. - You could do it. - You could do it. - I mean easily. - Do you have any contacts in the industry? - I mean, we have one guy that reached out to us but it was like this big, like I feel like it was like sci-fi fantasy novel and it was, we were in the middle of all of doing all of our stuff and he was needing to drop it. But it was like a lot of like difficult names to like pronounce and stuff. And I'm like, I don't know if we're gonna be good at this. - It was. - It would be so fun. - 'Cause it was her show. - Yeah, he loves our show. But it's just one of those things where it was like, probably not right now we can't do it. But it was, it would have been so cool. - We can't pronounce anything. - I know, yeah. - We also talked to Joel Metamale in Nashville. I'm like, you should let us do your audio book. And he's like, all right, I could entertain that. And it's like, but the joke would be, we mispronounce everything like we would. And then he would just be in the background and be like, no, it's just how you say it. - That's so funny. - And he's like, just give her a shot and he handed me his book. And literally the first word I read, I'm like, I for sure read this correct. And he's like, you totally mispronounce this one word. - But then wow, but I was like, but I was like, that's the conversation that needs to happen within the audio book. What just happened? - That's funny. He does his own books at rate. He read his last book. - Yeah, this lake. Oh, sorry, go ahead. - I just remember to JPD. I had the best JPD jump of the summer. I was in Lake Tahoe and we, someone invited me to like a rave in their cabin. And it was like a big techno thing and there was wristband and stuff. I don't know, it was cool. And then after that, I was like 12 midnight, full moon. And then we all jumped in Lake Tahoe and got in. And this girl tried to have us do a breathing exercise. I didn't do that. I was like, I'm barely living right now. I can't do a breathing exercise too. You know what? She was the wife of the guy from Free Solo. Alex Hormot. - So worthy. - Yeah. I was with him all summer. Free Solo guy. - What? - He goes to the same place I go in Lake Tahoe. - What? - That's crazy. - That might not be public information. I don't believe that. But yeah, he was there all summer. - Oh my gosh, we loved his documentary. - Yeah. - I watched his summer. I didn't know that. He's been going there for like three years and he was just next to me. And I didn't know he was famous. And then someone told me that. - That's cool. - I was like, that's cool. - That's super cool. - It's like, they're really nice. His wife's super cool. She's like, super healthy, fun lady. I don't know, they're awesome. - But you don't listen to her. - Yeah. - Well, not breathing too. - It was really cool. I'm from Florida. They're used to it more. They're Westerners or Northerners or something. I can't do all that. I was just surviving. It was, dude. I was gonna say something that was illegal. But you should jump in the water at night and cool places that are clear water. It's fun. - Dark water. - Dark water. - That's another Chris Fleming joke. He's like, if we're ever going night swimming and I'm like this, freaking out. He's like, if I'm not saying anything, totally freaking out. And they're like, why is like dark water? I feel the same way. - Dark water is scary. - It's so scary. That's why you see my jump into the Tennessee pond at one time. How it was so easy into it. I was like, I do not want to, I'm like, there's limbs, there's who knows what's under here. People are just jumping in. I'm like, I've heard horror stories of like, people just messing around. And then it's like, oh, he gets impaled or something. - There's like a source. - Yeah, it's like, I just need to know at least. - I've lost too many lures to bikes underwater. To like, be up. I waited to watch an area where someone else hit the water and then moved and I was like, all right. That's a jump spot. - Just see me floating up. - Be back. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - Your podcast. - Oh, go. - I have a dark water horror story that's really scary. - Oh, okay. - Okay, have you guys ever been to FAU, the college in Boca Raton? - Yeah. - No. - No. - Well, it's a college in Boca Raton. - Yeah. - And there's a canal that goes around it. Kind of a lot of the parts and I fished it before. One of my friends holding used to go there. My brother went there and I would fish there. And very like, tannic dark water, like, black water canal. My friend, who's snook fish is. A lot of snook fishing happens at night. He went there on like a really cold October night. He just got this brand new pair of sunglasses. He would wear and run his neck, but it was dark obviously. There's like 12 a.m. in night, 12 p.m. in night. He drops the glasses and the water into this black water canal. Coldest night of the year. He's like, I just bought these. I'm a bro college kid. I have to go swimming and get them. He gets in this pitch black water. At night, swims around, starts feeling on the bottom for the glasses, grabs a wrist. - Oh, no shot. - Yes, yes. And he was like, it's got to be a guard or something. It was a wrist. They found out he found out like a week later, a girl had just gone missing on the FAU campus two days before that. - That was on purpose. God knocked his sunglasses into that pond. - But did he report it? - Or are we like breaking this pond? - No! - We shouldn't be breaking right now. - He didn't report it. He was really freaked. He told me that story when we were fishing at night on top of a bridge and it scared the SHT out of me. - Oh, he should have told somebody though, because what if their mom wants to know where she is? - Maybe, I think they found her. - Oh, they did it. - I think they found, I don't know. I don't think he told anybody though. I think they did find her. - Dude, I'd never sleep again. - I know. I couldn't deal with that. I could not deal with that. - No, I would never grab anything ever for this my life. - I would just chop off my fingers. I don't want to feel grabbing anything. - Oh, a wrist. - God. - Dude, he's the only one out there. Like there's no one there. There's no one around. Just pitch black, cold water. - You got wrist. - You ever got the glasses? - I don't think so. - No. - Oh my God. Thank you. - She's nuts. - Wow. - No. - Dang. - No, it's not. - This is only nightmares. - Yeah, caught a nightmare. - Well, speaking of a lake that you don't wanna jump in or swim in. - Okay. - The devil's lake in Wisconsin. - Of course. Have you ever heard of the devil's lake? - I have not. - Neither have I. - Never. - Until this week. This lake has everything. - Really? - It's fascinating that I've never heard of this lake. - What, like bass, pike, pickerel, what kind of everything? - Dead giants. - Okay. - Leviathan. - Okay. - Serpents. - All right. - Everything. So the devil's lake in Wisconsin, in the bearaboo range. This lake is cut off from any other body of water. It's literally in the mountains. It's a glacial runoff. And so now it's just this deep, ancient lake. - Wow. - They speculate it could be upwards of like 10,000 years old this lake. But the native people in that region, the Ho-Chunk people, they talk about around this lake. There was these giant, giant, red-headed giants that would terrorize the Ho-Chunk people, cannibalize them. And they just, they lived in the caves all around this lake. And so they, yeah, they'd kill humans. They're extremely violent. They said that they would hurl massive stones at the Ho-Chunk people. And so the Ho-Chunk people basically prayed to their god or gods or whatever to help get rid of these giants. And then one day, there was this big storm that came over and said fire rained down from the sky, killed all the giants. And it said the Ho-Chunk people for years, the lake was red with the giant's blood. - My god. - Holy moly. - White out these giants at Devil's Lake. - Yeah. - That's not where it ends though. - Okay. - They also tell that this lake was inhabited by a giant serpent, a serpent that was like this like, wise serpent. And it would also just consume and take people that would go by the lake, the Ho-Chunk people. And so what happened, they tell the story of a thunderbird, but they referred to the thunderbird as a giant sky being. So not necessarily a bird. So I'm looked it up and like, what was a thunderbird like a bird? Like no, thunderbird was just whatever was the beings in the sky. - Wow. - God, so that was just their name, nick name. - Yeah, so apparently this thunderbird went to battle with the serpent that occupied the lake and this battle lasted for, I don't even know how long, but said like this storm was just over the lake and it was just lightning and the serpent jumping out and like this thunderbird was fighting this serpent and then ultimately the thunderbird killed the serpent. And that's not where it ends. - Oh no. - Another turn. - Because even today, people report in the lake for the past hundred years, they're seeing a giant serpent-like creature in this lake still. And what's crazy is around this lake, there's these ancient monuments that are snake-like. - Interesting. - All around this lake. They also say that during this giant battle and the serpent battle, there's literally like claw marks on some of the rocks. Like one of them's like a three-prong claw mark that's like wouldn't be made by any animal. - Yeah, or any other like crafters at the time, yeah. - Yeah, but. - Weird. - What they say about the current situation is that yes, so there's like three toe, toeed gouges, where is it? Oh yeah, they say like they'll be like in this lake like on a boat or something and they'll see a shadow and then all of a sudden all the fish will vanish. They say the lights will dim unnaturally. Like it's almost like an electrical, whatever. They say the pressure and sound changes. When they see the shadow in the water. - That's terrifying. - The devil's lake. - Ooh. - Spooky. - Very spooky. - That says something about 100 years. Does this only happen 100 years? You get all the battle between the serpent and them. - No, no, no. I'm saying for the past 100 years, there's been reports of this serpent-like creature. - Oh, coming back. - Yeah. But what's even weirder, more weird, is that the military has done multiple exercises in this lake. - Really? - Yeah. And they also have-- - I have a dare of all places. - They have restricted underwater zones on this lake. There's been reports of unmarked black vehicles after these sightings and there's occasionally those like stealth helicopters that fly around this lake. - That is interesting. - Yeah. - If they're getting involved, there's something there. Something there. - That's gotta be. - I mean, it sounds like the luck nest stuff too where the shepherds talk about it came out of a lake and it grabbed sheep. Like they always talk about stuff coming out of lakes. And it locked nest here. The story, I research the story too. There's a brosno in the brosno dragon. I'm not gonna go super into it, but it's a lake in Western Russia. And Ganges Khan's grandson was in that region and like the lore starts where he's invading. And they're like hoping that he doesn't take over whatever and he took his horses and his men to water in this lake. And then they say a beast came out and literally started like just pulling entire horses in all this stuff. And apparently, so like that's like where the lore, that's the earliest I could find, but this creature existed that like literally thwarted an entire, I don't know, battalion or whatever. Send him away. But then four years people have been reporting like same thing, like seeing like boats overturned, like seeing weird ridges ahead coming up and then going back down, sheep, people, and stuff like that getting taken or whatever, well. But then in the early 2000s, they did. They were trying to like scan the lake and see if they can find anything. And it all kind of ends, but what they find just above, and it's deep, I forget how deep it is, but it's like really deep. And they couldn't go down and actually get to it, but there was like a, like a bio mass. And they set off explosions next to it, it wasn't on the bottom, it was like hovering. And they set off explosions. It didn't react to the explosions. So they chalked it up to be like who knows what, maybe just decomposing whatever. But like a lot of people think that it had died and then was like decomposing down there on the bottom. But the explanations for what people had seen, like same people had been interviewed, be like, no, I saw the thing. They're saying it was probably just a big series of like beavers or like gas bubbles or like gas bubbles. They're like stuff decomposes. So like gas pockets will like cause the water to be turbulent. But like if anyone's grown up around water, like if you're out on the middle of a lake, you probably have been on a lake before. And you're not going to be like, huh, I think that like a little bit of bubbling up, like you can go over a spring and it's not going to overturn your canoe. So for something to be like really tipping this stuff, it's just weird that Russia, Loch Ness, now this, what'd you say was, uh, Devils Lake. Yeah, wherever that was. - Wisconsin. - Wisconsin. - The stories like almost the same, all the ways. - Yeah, a lot of them are like cut off lakes too, like ancient lakes. They're saying Devils Lake is incredibly similar to Loch Ness, more ancient though. - Wow, interesting. - Do you know what the bottom looks like? - I don't, I've never seen it. - I know when they did scans of Loch Ness, it's super weird how cavernous. Like it's not- - Well, they do say that. There's a lot of caverns and they said it's extremely deep. - Yeah, cause I know when they did Loch Ness, they did a scan, like old school. They did a series of boats in a row and they pushed one end to the other. So I'm like, nope, there wasn't anything there, but it's like, I mean, come on, this creature had all day to get away from like the entire width of the lake, you know. Anyway. - You should do a study to see if there were any giants by Loch Ness. - That's actually good. - That would be cool. - Yeah, to look into. But man, the giant narrative right here. - Proveils. - Yeah, why is that? - Yeah. - Meflon were said to have red hair. - Really? - Yeah. - Six big giant people with red hair. Need to eat people. - Keeps happening. But it's happening in cultures like that don't have contact with one another. All across the world. - Yeah. - And places in like Australia, you know, Japan, we have places. - Hopping to Guinea, like everywhere. They have giant people with red hair that terrorize societies and civilizations and all this stuff. - And they raise caves. - They raise caves. - They raise caves. - Yeah. - Probably. - Yeah. - No soul. - Just kidding. - I didn't know they all had red hair though. The giants. That's interesting. - I don't know if they all do. But that's a lot of the narrative, like Native Americans talk about these giants with red hair. The candle heart giant in Afghanistan that these soldiers apparently encountered. Also red hair. Something with it. - Yep. - Love Loch Ness. - They do say people with red hair have a crazy high-paint tolerance. - Really? - Yeah. - And they eat more like a. - Anesthesia. - Anesthesia, yeah. - Yeah. - It's a biological difference. - Yeah. - And then you see, my mom says I have red hair. - You definitely don't. - You don't. (laughing) - I was crazy. - Are you blind? - Are you blind? - My parents didn't tell me I didn't have eyebrows. (laughing) Parents lie. (laughing) speaking of lying. Yeah. I want to hear your story. Okay. This is a spooky story. I mean, it's not it's a true story, which is the craziest thing. So let me actually send you this story. There's a famous painting that depicts this story and it's like the second most popular painting at the Louvre right behind Mona Lisa. And it is a 16 by 23 foot painting. It is ginormous. But this is called the raft of Medusa or is what people call it? The death raft of Medusa. Wow. So he's saying French. Yeah. Something like that. All right. So July 1816 a French naval ship is set out and they're going out and it's running along the coast of I don't even know how to pronounce it. Bar Maritania. Maritania. See how it feels. So yeah, I know. I'm there with you. All right. So this French naval ship is going out there and they have over 150 people on this ship. The captain of this ship is a political like person that was appointed who has almost no experience whatsoever sailing. But he's the captain. He's this very proud guy and he doesn't listen to anyone. And so while they're sailing, the people, the the sea men on the ship are looking at them and saying, Hey, we shouldn't be going this way. This is the wrong direction. You've got to change directions. They get stuck even though he didn't, I mean, he did disregard them completely. They get stuck on a sand bar and everyone's freaking out because this thing is now sinking. This ship sinks within two minutes. Oh boy. They have some lifeboats. So first thing they do is they all the officers in the captain get on to the lifeboats. Then the air that is left up to every every one else, the 147 sailors to build their own raft. And in that time, they pull down some of the the planks. They pull down barrels and they put together a 66 foot raft before every the whole thing sinks down. And so they have a hundred and 47 people on a 66 foot raft. The whole plan was the officers in the captain. They were going to tow this raft to shore. But within minutes, the officers and the captain cut the rope and leave their men stranded in the ocean. Those boogers. 147 men. Now within, they were out there for 13 days. But within four days, it was down to 56 men. Whoa. Why are they in each other? Are they four days? Now here's what happened. They all, the only food or drink they had was two barrels of wine. So at this point, these men start panicking. You had people who were slaves. You had people who were workers. You had people who had no idea how to survive out here in a place like this. And so madness ensues. Starvation starts taking people out. And people start fighting one another, pushing people overboard. The raft is so wonky. Waves are rushing and pulling people off the boat. And people are starting to drink. And so you have drunk furious, desperate French men, French men fighting each other, stabbing one another, killing one another. And within days, they start to literally hallucinate. They're people who have seen like, they're, they're seeing angels. They're seeing ghosts. They're seeing all of these things. Some men are hallucinating so bad. They walk off the raft, thinking there's land. And they just drown. And then once you're off, they kick you out. You have fathers losing their sons right in front of their, their sons lives right in front of them. And it's just this terrible, terrible thing. And it gets to the point where they're so hungry and so thirsty, they start cannibalizing one another. And so for 13 days, these guys are out there on this 66 foot raft. And in 13 days, only 15 people survived. Whoa. And they finally flagged down a ship and they found them. They couldn't believe it. And they bring them back to shore. And they start going crazy toward the like the French monarchy. They just can't believe they were stranded. They start talking and, you know, trying to revolt and everything like that. And the story goes crazy. But they try to cover it up. But within two years, this guy who created this painting, which I'm can't pronounce his name. But usually when you do big historical canvas art like that, it's always like Roman or like Greek mythology and stuff. But he chose to do something historical, which is like unkind of sensitive topic for two years out. Yeah. A lot of people because like they were trying to cover it up. And so when he. So two years after this happened, he painted that. He painted that. Wow. It was done within two years. And so he had interviewed survivors. He had built an actual makeshift raft to get lighting and everything and done like actual, you know, sets and stuff. And even went to a morgue and studied body parts that are cut up and everything. He even kept a head, a decapitated head in his studio for two hours to study decay because it was just that brutal. But when the painting came out, it was a it caused a ton of ruckus within friends because they're trying to cover this up. And this guy's putting it on full display. And people thought he was just doing it just to become famous. But he was saying, listen, you can look at the guy at the front that's holding up the shirt. Yeah, waving. That was a man who survived. But he was a slave on the ship. He was a black slave. And he survived. And he was one of the main people to speak out and say, so the painter was kind of saying, one, we shouldn't have slavery. This guy proves that he went through something that no one should have ever gone through. You didn't care about his life. You didn't care about any of these guys lives. And they lost so many of them. And that's literally what the painting is. But it's huge. 16 by 23 feet. Wow. That's fascinating. That's crazy. I'd love to go see it in person. Good to live. It's in the live. The French man. Once again, the French. I know of that. Look at that. Do right. Oh my goodness. Except the fries. Okay. And the kiss ain't bad. Dang. It's a brutal. I was like, that wouldn't even move you on this. That's like the craziest thing ever. I can't imagine the officer in the captain. I was going to say 13 days. That seems super quick to start cannibalizing people. But it was like the side of the snow. It was like three days or something. Yeah. But when you're out there, I mean, you start losing your mind. And you start thinking I'm never going to eat again. Yeah. And you also, you probably lose track of time. I mean, 13 days. Maybe not. I don't know. But it's still. It's got to be tough. Yeah. They probably didn't know either is that when you drink saltwater, you start hallucinating because you're dehydrating. Yeah. Start getting all wacky. I'll start. I'll tell the story real quick just because it's another stranded story. But his name is let me look. Let me look. Oh man. One second. It's right here. His name is Poon Lim. That's fun name. Okay. He was a 25 year old Chinese steward on a British merchant ship. And the ship was torpedoed during World War Two by a German U-boat in the South Atlantic. The explosion was so violent that the ship sank in under two minutes. Once again, everyone else drowned was taken by a German submarine crew. Poon jumped over board. He swam fiercely. And by pure miracle, he found a nine foot wooden raft with only a note with no radio. No sale. He only thing he had was a few biscuits, some chocolate, a small jug of fresh water, a flashlight, two flares, and a knife. That's it. This guy stands alone as the world record for the guy who's ever sailed by himself alone on the ocean. He'd been stranded out in the ocean for a hundred and thirty three days. Holy smokes. Yeah. How did he manage rain, I guess? You're going to find out. Listen, so he what he got on there when he got on the raft, he built a with a tarp that he had. He collected rainwater after he ran out of the water that was in this aluminum jug. And so he would collect rainwater that way. But over time, he had like sun sickness, all this stuff. I mean, like peeling his skin and like, it's crazy. And so, but what he did for food, he took nails and bent them into fish hooks. This guy had not was not a fisherman. He was a steward. Poon what? No, he was never, he was not an outdoorsman. He had never done any type of stuff like this. So he turned nails into fish hooks, he used pieces of biscuits as bait. So risking his food to fish. And he caught fish that way. And he would use their guts as better bait. And so he started reusing that, but he would also drink the blood of the fish, dehydrate him. No, it's crazy. And then what he did with the to get more food, he would, he picked the seaweed off the bottom of the raft. That would have started attaching. And he on top of the tarp, he would make a tiny bird nest. And he would take some of the fish guts, put it in the bird nest. And then genius. Genius, dude. He would do that. And then he would the guts would start rotting and start smelling. And so there would be seagulls or birds that would fly by. And he would, the birds would land, snatch up the seagull, break it by the neck and drink the blood and eat the meat. I was thinking he's going to get eggs. No, he's not that patient, dude. He's hungry. That's crazy. And he would use the bones of the fish for fish hooks. This guy's good. The dude was an absolute genius. So he obviously could collected rainwater using, you know, the funnel with the tarp and his His jug, but this is the craziest moment. He at one point he saw a small shark Circling the raft and Poon managed to hook it with a with a nail hook and When he pulled it up it went fairly it just started flapping and it got onto his arm and bit into his arm And he's freaking out and he takes his aluminum water jug and starts beating the junk out of this shark and kills it And kills it and starts eating it drinking his blood and within that was towards the end of his like 133 days And so when ship a ship had saw him He's waving a big piece of shark meat. It's just begging that they hope that they see him And he got caught and he was taken and he became a US citizen died at 71 Wow, and he said the only reason that kept me going is because he didn't want his mom thinking he died out and see Wow Crazy do you know where he was when he got picked up? Let me see it was Virgin islands. It was near Brazil. Whoa. Yeah, it was near Brazil Wait with the where let me just shut down. Yeah, so we see let me see if it says that that'd be crazy It was a documentary. It was a thou he drifted a thousand is it with South Atlantic was where they got shot Okay, and so he drifted a thousand miles. It was near Brazil hundred thirty something days and get golden These and there are ships that there was a cargo ship that ignored him a US Navy ship that ignored him and a fishing vessel that Ignored him that he saw because you imagine the the metal torture dude. You know he kept that a sharp jaw Just the just the visual of that dude getting onto the boat just carrying his trophy man Poon's a man. He said I knew if I slept too long. I would die so I forced myself to wake up every hour Like a robot dude. Oh look how Crazy 133 days over a thousand miles did I want to read his book. Yeah, one me too I wonder what his childhood it was like her life leading up to that to give him all these skills. We should have put a lot of Strict parents should have had them on the podcast. I know. I think We should name our child Poon Poon Lynn Poon Lynn Hooper Poon Lynn Hooper. It's a good man. Wow speaking of Poon Lynn Hooper. Yeah We got an extra episode right after this on patreon.com 4th slash ninjas are butterflies I'm gonna be talking about some about the Pope the two bad Jake's like I'm enjoying this. Oh, too bad Psych Jake's gonna be there. Yeah, YouTube members and patreon extra episode and Thank you guys for everything. You've done. Yeah, we love you. 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