#172 - Addressing the Allegations...

[Music] Hello, Sam. Pretty good, eh? [Music] [Music] Hello, and welcome back to The Missions Podcast. Radio Drive Stars by fucking No One. I'm joined today by Toby. Hello. Mason? Hello. And Mr. Sparagasouls himself. Yeah, warmly. I'm good. Yeah, how's it going guys? This is crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This by the way, today. We don't know. Failure relaxed. Failure relaxed. Look back. It's been a little while since we've got a podcast. It has. Times have changed. We took a little while to slow down there. We went to Tasmania. Yeah. That was the last podcast we did really. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It was. live shooting all kinds of crazy mischief and just being misfits. It's a name. It's a funny thing misfits isn't it? It is. Come along way. How many years ago did we start this? Six. Six years? Really? Six years since we all met. Yeah. Since misfits was a thing, what 2018? 2018. But we were all like a big group even before that, really. Yeah. The H1Z1. The H1Z1 session. Oh, yeah. Well, that's when we first all played video games. My scoffed ass done now and little little picture emoji team. How old were you in that session? Like 16, 17, 18, 17, 17, 17. I feel like didn't you turn 18 like when we were on extra packs? Yeah. That pack is crazy. Found these two. Matt Matt and Swag are just sitting in this fucking shit hotel. Yeah. We were in the war too. It's all on the harder at the mirrors. No, you took my deodorant and then you broke it. And then you like flung it at the fucking mirror. That was the only stupid you ever said that you ate it. And then since then? And then we went to Paris and you ate some chapstick. What else have you eaten over the years? Cigarette bots, my piss. Since you eat those truffles and fucking Europe as well. No, I skipped on the truffles. Well, you ate a pizza on the tour that I remember that. I was in those space cakes. What was in those space cakes? That's just weird. This is very strong intervals. I wonder if they like, if you guys went back, I wonder if they'd still be very strong to you. I ate one of those cakes, man, and I sigh shit, dude, I sigh shit. Well Mason doesn't really smoke weed anymore. We've all matured in many ways since those days. This is the business formed. How would you say you have matured, Toby? Oh, you know, well, I used to be a degenerate who sits in my room all day and streams for 12 hours a day, never seeing sunlight. Even when I lived in the misfits house with you guys, I didn't even, I wasn't in my room most of the time. Just a game. And I like have a life. I like meet people and I like hang out with people. You have conversations that aren't on the podcast. Yeah. You're so sitting in your room and just not to walk anyone. That was what I did. I got a baby comment. You're living a normal life. You're starting a family. Yeah, it's crazy because I live in Paris for like, you know, three weeks of the month. Yeah. And then I spend one week here where it's just like, I go from like, chill family life to staying up till 5 a.m. every morning, playing age of empires. Yeah. I didn't say one week here. You've been here for like two weeks now. Yeah, I have been here for like 17 days or something like that. Yeah. You can don't know Toby move states. You no longer lives in Melbourne. There's no more misfits house. Some people still think that we all live in a house together. Yeah. Because we just never four years. Look, the lease ended and then, you know, it just didn't do the lease. Even if we wanted to, they hated us, they're fucking hated. We like the plumbing like leaking. That was just shit in the neighbor's driveway. Yeah, dude. Yeah. There was some stupid bitch fell down her stairs to the party and put a hole in the wall. I don't know if we ever told that story. You remember that? I wasn't there for that. That was a Halloween point that we had. And someone brought their girlfriend and she had too much to drink. She fell down the fucking steps. Oh, yeah. I was so pissed off. Yeah, dude. You'd be pissed off. Yeah. How are you? It sounds like she's on the ground like this fucking. It sounds like you're still holding onto a lot of anger about this, given that you called her a stupid bitch. She's just the drunk woman. Sorry, I guess I was. A stupid drunk woman. Drunk ass. You should have had a stupid drunk bitch. When she had a stupid bitch, she fell down the steps and put a hole in the wall. Yeah. I actually like nearly went deaf in one ear that night as well. Yeah. I jumped in the pool. Was that stupid bitch talking in your ear? No, definitely not though. I fell in the pool and like, just hit one side of my ear. And like for two weeks, I just couldn't hear out of my ear. You found the pool. That pool was crazy. And coughed my mate. Yeah. How long were you handcuffed before you go? It was a convict. That was her costume. I wore both convicts. I had a video of them slam bunks in each other on slippery pavement. And so he like does the splits. He did a fucking split. Yeah, there were some good memories of that original mishapet house. Yeah, that's cool. And you waited your room the whole time. No, we filmed the 420 video there. Yeah. He made Thomas the tank engine bomb. Oh, yeah. Remember that. Yeah, the fucking bounce he has. We did. Yeah. I shanked the balance. Yeah. Yeah. He was stabbed. The video's there was very fun. It was. It had a beautiful Christmas. And then we had Keesbara. Yes. Well, you had Keesbara. That place was covered ruined. What was Keesbara straight after the mishapet house? Yeah. No, no, no. It was a pre-slavery. We should set a timeline for all the fans for how it all started. And what really happened? Because we are so terrible at explaining. Yeah. We've done a batch of it. Explain it to us as a pilot. No idea what's happened with us. If you know anything about mishapet, it's fine. We're funny. Two were good friends and three were really good at communicating. Yeah. And four were very consistent. Extremely consistent. Unconsistently. Yeah. Professionally unprofessional. That's right. This is peak YouTuber performance right here. Oh yeah. So what happened without the mishapet house? For the record, I never lived at mishapet house. Yeah. Right from day one, I was like, I'm not living in a fucking gamer house. Made a good call. Made a good decision. Not not anything against it. I just figured like I can visit you guys often. Which I did. Yeah. And it worked out great. We did all the old podcasts in the mishapet house. Yeah. And we did. And that was first one when you were bald. Yeah. On the first video podcast. The first video podcast. Technically, the first video podcast was The Antibals episode. Technically. Yeah. I remember. I edited anything. I edited that overnight. It's the guy that we got to edit it. Just dropped the ball. And so I think I had like a long an hour. And then I did it for like six hours with the sleep of like five in the morning. And as a reward manager, Ryan, got me a really good bomb. I used for like a solid year till you know. I remember that. It broke. Yeah. Man, we were so young back when we first moved to Melbourne. So fresh face, so starry eyed. Just saying all kinds of shit on the podcast regularly. And now we're more sophisticated. And still just saying about your dumb shit on the podcast regularly. Not so regularly anymore. So it started obviously all the online shit. And then we all moved to Melbourne in 2018. Got the mystery chance. And then after that, we went to LA for an extended period. We did. We dreamer in LA for a second couple of months, right? That was before the house. Yeah. That was when I still lived in New Zealand. Yeah, we're talking about the one we recorded at the old apartment. The one that like we thought we were in LA as COVID hit. And we thought we were going to get trapped in LA because we thought they were going to close the borders. It was literally like February. All the swam back to Australia. Yeah, that was that was a tough call. Yeah, so we did it miss for the house. And then at least I did. We couldn't renew the lease even if we wanted to. The landlord ended us. And so we all got our own place. By did that for a year. And then it was after that that we wanted to do keys, right? Yeah, that was in the in the midst of COVID just bubbling up because we had we had the office. We had we had our first office. We had that for like a year. And then when the miss for town was gone, we still had the office. Yeah. And then with the office was gone, we had like a period, where it was just kind of working out of Ryan's house. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah. And then we always mean to so dusty. Yeah. Then we ended up going to like keys. Do we ever properly explain this to the black kids? Yeah, we've talked about keys. And keys was a house that we had that we were going to film content at that COVID hit and the government didn't let us enter. Yeah, I get was it was actually kind of far out of town. We just weren't able to really be there often unfortunately. So it was like it was illegal, wasn't it? Like it was illegal. It was illegal to have more than two fucking people in a house. Yeah, it was made Chris and Harvey. Yeah. So it was and we paid for like a whole year long lease at this huge place. It was really exciting for content. And the government said, uh-uh. It had a shit ton of land. It had a giant room that we were going to use as an office. We're going to do Olympics Olympics. Yeah. We're going to do a whole Olympics thing for when the Olympics was coming out. Yeah, they were. We're used now. They're a big plans, but this is a period where misfits sort of started to go dark. We were doing you know, podcasts on Discord at the time. I had ran away back to New Zealand. You were stuck. Yes, disconnected a spark back then. Like COVID hit. Thank you very much. COVID hit. And I was like, well, this might be the last chance I get to see my family for a long time. So I'll go see them. Yeah. And, um, and I also didn't have a house then. So I was like, yeah, I'll just crash at my parents' house for a little bit. And, uh, yeah, I got there and was stuck there for nine months before I was able to come back. By the time I got back, Keesboro House was done. Oh, yeah, you were supposed to. Yeah, we were the last time he's just living in the room. Yeah, the best room in the house is empty for the entire least. So the head like the fucking master suite with like the ensuite and the open tub and the balconies. Yeah, I just wanted to watch women play. That was a vision. That was a vision. By the time that Toby was able to come back, we were like filming a video where we were showing off the house and like, yeah, he was what we would have done. Yeah, yeah. And then we go upstairs and none of us knew that Toby was back in Melbourne. And she met us in the room. That was supposed to be heard. Yeah, probably times for the misfits. That video never came out. People always ask me about that one. They're like, where's the video showing off that house you guys had? We so much for our content just hasn't like surface. It's because it just wasn't up to standard. It didn't really make any sense. We have a lot of content and it just makes no sense. It was a dusty time for the misfits. And then things started to change a little bit. You know, COVID ended. Everyone I think in general, kind of their lives got better. Everyone's a little happier. Everyone started, you know, I don't know, matured in their own way. Working on themselves, growing up, doing all kinds of cool shit. And yeah, I mean, now we will still live in our own separate places, still made, we get together, we shoot. You guys saw the tazie video recently. Oh, by the way, thanks for the support on that. Thank you. So I can call the city that they were enjoying it so much. It was a little movie. It really was. It was too bad. It was in Tasmania. Obviously, we did a whole podcast covering that. So we're not going to tell people deeper than that. But it's cool, man. We've been shooting it shit again. We have. But I do it a lot. But enough of all that. We'll talk about that later. I'm interested, Swagasouls, and how you feel you've changed its person since Mississippi. Should to begin, dude, I'm a lot more social. I'm a lot more like, you know, I'm a lot more secure. I would say that I'm in my lane on your lane. I'm flourishing. Yeah. Honestly, dude, I think I've changed the line. Yeah, I think you have to first begin. You're still the same, of course. I'm still the same. I'm saying that all the cool ways, you know, I haven't, I haven't changed for the worst or anything. Yeah, I'm not addicted to anything. Are you getting pretty old? Pretty good. I am getting old. Yeah. Slowly decomposing before us. 34 now. 34, 33, a little bit last week. I swear his age just changes all the time. It's almost like he's lying. What? I would never. Yeah, I think you've changed. You're a cooler guy now. Yeah. Mason, I think you're a cooler guy as well. Thanks, man. How do you reckon you've changed? Mason was a literal child. You were a literally a little baby, also a bit of a spaz back there. I'm still like, you know, you're still a kid. You're a kid. You were a child. I was like, I was still like in school when I met you guys. Yeah, you were, dude. It's so cute. All the people in your high school knew that you did YouTube. Yeah, dude, that was the cool kid. Did you know that shoved youngins up to lock us because they threw paper at my face? Why was that really you? Some kid like just pipped paper at my face and he always used to call me Zuckles because he knew that your channel. Yeah, and he slowly walked past me. How many subs did you have when he was doing that? Oh, man, I wasn't that poppin. Yeah. You were like 50k or 50k, but 30k is pretty poppin. That's pretty poppin. Back then, back then, that was, that was a big hit, you know. It is crazy to think like how, you know, back then like 50k, 100k subscribers. That was like a big deal. And now it's like you get a million subscribers and that's still not even a big deal. Like it's crazy. Like it's a big deal to you. It's like in the grand scheme of things. It was always weird. When we were on the come up and it was like one of the questions I always asked my friends who's like, no, at one point would you consider somebody like a successful YouTuber or like a successful entertainer and they always sit like 100k. Yeah, but when you hit 100k, you're like, this isn't anywhere near. I can just depends. You're gonna make a living with 100k. Yeah, but your music always is something that depends on that content. Success is your own definition really. I mean, I think YouTube is always or just comparing themselves to others and it's fucking unhealthy as hell. Yeah, but, you know, if you're making a living with 100k subs, it's up. Yeah, it's cool. 100 subs. It's better than working with someone out of about 100 subs. That's it, 100k. Hey, if you're really dedicated, you can make it worth it. Yes. Video every second you might just make a living. Yeah, you're, now you're all growing up now. I know. Man, I gotta go for it now. Living in Melbourne. You dress way better? I dress way better. Pretty good. Yeah. Still getting up to my mishaps every now and then. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking cool to see now. Yeah. It did our walking trip to Tanzania wasn't the only trip to Tanzania than we took. You went to Tanzania again shortly after the video. As did I. We just liked it so much. We had to go back. It was so nice. Tazzi's beautiful man. What's it called? Cradle Man? Cradle Man? I'll never swim in a bit like late than that. We're a colder one. Colder one. That was pretty fucking cold. But yeah, I went to go meet my girlfriend's grandparents. Yeah. How was that? They were all this fuck. They are pretty old. Yeah. And yeah, they got COVID after actually. Did they know what you do? She, one of her grandmother has dementia. Oh, you just forget it anywhere. She remembered. She remembered like my channel and stuff somehow. Thank you. So, what do they think about it? Do they have any comments? Yeah. My grandparents just, I mean, they respect it, but they have no idea. Her granddad is like, is all into the gadget kind of stuff. Okay. And he's like, I'll tell him about what he wanted. You tell me he's into gadgets and gizmos? Yeah. Oh my god. So he used to use a real tank whiz. Yes he is. Fancy that. They get a gadget and gizmo granddad. Yeah. Just like yourself. And I was telling him about like all this twitch stuff and all that. And he's like, he was very interested. So cool. Well, it's cool. I mean, you got to respect it at the end of it there. You know, it's kind of like your little entrepreneur. Paid in your own way. Yeah, exactly. It's cool. Anything exciting happened when you went to Tazzy the second time? It was just a chill thing. Yeah, you didn't get like any kind of disease or anything or, you know, have sex with your sister. No, I lost her in the graveyard. Oh, yeah. You did a fucking bag flip to I knew the day. And now I've done another bathroom. Fuck, man, cool. Yeah, he did. He did. I came to a halt. This is fucking a limp it around. We wouldn't do it. I got a wood leg brought. I'm a pig leg. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, I mean, me and Swaggering back as well. My childhood friend. Oh, yeah, they're visited Melbourne. Yeah, the first time we'll call him Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith. Oh, you remember? Oh, of course, I remember Mr. Smith. Yeah, thank you. At the airport. So I'm there with my childhood friend. He's in Melbourne. He's visiting. I'm like, doing so much fun. You're gonna love Melbourne. He's like, yeah, I can't wait. First couple of days, all we did was hang out at my house and smoke weed and didn't really go outside. And then it was like, he was offered by Ryan because Ryan wanted to go back to Taismania for a couple of days, just as a little vacation. And so we offered, hey, the you and your friend. You and your friend want to come. Yeah. And so I look at my friend. I'm like, I don't really know if I want to go back to Taismania. He's like, dude, I'd love to. And I was like, oh, fuck. Well, now I have to. He's fucking wrote me into it. And so we end up going back where the flights have been put. Everyone gets their boarding pass right before we get on the flight. And they had no fucking clue what his last name was and they didn't bother to ask. So they so they fucking put him down his first name and then last name Smith. Oh, that's right. Smith? No, it's first time. I'm sorry. So it's just his first name, which I'm not gonna say because it's super identical. Let's just say it's the opposite of Smith. He's a very, very Indian guy. He's very Indian. His last name is not Smith. And it was so painfully obvious. So like, he gets his pass. He's like, dude, someone fucked this up. He's freaking out of the airport because he just, you know, he's like the only fucking brown guy in Melbourne going to the airport. And so like, we're going through and he gets stopped because you're like, well, we got to swab you for explosives. Naturally. Yeah, naturally. And he was like, okay, and they look through it and they're like, oh, Mr Smith, huh? Yeah. I straight up do not believe you. You're like, you're good. Just go. And then we ended up going to Tanya's media. He thought it was beautiful. He's never seen the, you know, like Australia's never been down this hemisphere. So it was really good. We did a lot. We stayed in Hobart and we went kayaking. That was fun. In a cold ass lake that if you fell into, I would kill you in five minutes. Yeah. You go into shock and die. And there was also a giant gust of wind. It was very windy and it would push you. And if it pushed you out into the middle, you couldn't roll back. And you can roll back. The dude was pretty adamant. He said, yeah, if you get past a certain point, you're not great. You're not getting past the wind. And then he said, if you're out that far, you'd have to go to the other side of the lake and walk like 12 kilometers around to get back. Jesus, that sounds awful. It's like a light walk. And normally, you know, I was like, you know, that sounds like fun. Is it we did it and no one died? Lovely. And then we decided to go mountain biking. Which I was very fun. You know, and for some fucking reason, I thought, oh, a nice little mountain trail, like nice little bikes. For some reason, in my head, I thought, oh, it's going to be a nice flat scenic trail. On a mountain? It's going to, yeah, I said, yeah, because I had so much weed, dude. And I was just like, I thought mountain. I was like, oh, yes. You went wild and biking high as fuck. That sounds like a recipe for disaster. I was sober, but not that it mattered because when we we had to go up this mountain in like ATDs, they get dropped off with their bikes. And then they just go, okay, fine, meet you at the bottom. And then they just let you fucking go. And so like nobody had-- Yeah, you just slide down, mate. It was very muddy. It was so muddy. I had a blast. That was going in. Yeah, yeah, he loved it. Dude, it's from New Zealand, that's what old ladies could get. I've done it before. Yeah, I have not. Really nobody in that group should have been going down that mountain. It was like, it was a beginner's slope, right? Yeah. So this, this is what I thought. Like this is completely flat new. Like here at the bottom. And then there's like intermediate, which is up here. Yeah. This was the beginner course. Like right underneath the threshold of intermediate. Yeah, I mean, it's not about how like long you have to go down the mountain. It's about how steep it is and how much it curves. Yeah. Dude, wasn't that bad. It was that bad. Dude, you didn't even like fuck up at the like halfway down there. You fucked up right at the start. It was going to be training once. Oh, like a flat buck. Yeah, I'm so lost with this story. Okay, he fell over. He flipped it in and of us. So we're up on top. We're on skies. I'm not a fucking bite. Open your ears. Dude, I'm just enjoying this lovely scenery. Fucking oyster. We're at the top of this mountain. Wait. My friends in front of me, people are behind me. And my friends go and slow. I'm picking up speed. Like I go, yeah, I'm going to hit the brakes a little bit. I hit the brakes and I'm not slowing down. And so I do a little bit tighter. And then I'm slowing down a little bit more. And my friends pretty much going like a snail's pace in front of me. And I don't want to hit them because we're on like this mountain trail. Then like maybe five feet to the left is like just drop off cliff. Yes. Like that goes down 10 meters and then it's a cliff side and then another 15 meters. And so I am being very cautious. And so I break. And before I know it, I'm over my hand. See you front, right? That's right. I break right over the handlebars, landed on my shoulders, skidded like I was pretty close to the edge. I wasn't like halfway over but I was close enough to nearly shit my pants. And so I like I'm just going the wind. The wind is the wind is the wind is the wind is completely knocked out of me. I was like halfway down the mountain at this point. I just heard a scream and then I heard I saw birds. Yeah, it's really the mountain. It was fucked. My leg was fucked and like. And so all the people behind me like stop. They're like, are you okay? And then some people had advice like I threw bikes to ran up the trail. Are you okay? Holy shit. Set me up. Manuel Ryan's assistant was there. And he's like holy shit swag. Are you okay? And then his girlfriend Maria comes over. She goes, oh, let me help you up. And so she puts the bike. She takes the bike and she leans it against a boulder. And then a big rock. Like the size of my fucking head rolls off this boulder and right onto her foot. Oh, like directly onto her toes. And then it rolls off and she just goes, oh, oh. And then it was like, are you okay? She was again flying and she goes to walk. She's like, oh, this is bad. We're on the top of this fucking mountain. I'm under the impression nobody has your cell phone. They gave us wrist bands that had an emergency contact number. And I was under the impression nobody had your cell phone because nobody wanted to get their cell phone money, right? And so we start walking down this muddy trail. I can't go on the bike. Maria can't go on the bike. So we're just descending like slipping and sliding on this mind going around these corners. And as we're going down, I'm like, this shit is winding and turning. And I'm like, if if I didn't like hurt myself then and there, it could have been so much worse. Yeah, you heard a lot of a lot of sharp turns to go. It was nice. You fell over on the flat as well. Yeah, because I would have fucking died. I would have died. Ryan, Ryan was supposed to go down that trail. And I reckon Ryan could do a better view. I think you have bad coordination with extreme sports. Do you remember when you skate? I do. This is an accusation, but remember you felt that skateboard would turn you off and it's just like, oh, you did not. I don't think that you were well suited to extreme sports. Yeah, the helmet on man. Yeah, I leave my fucking corner. Yeah, the helmet on. I think that Ryan could have gone down that mountain. No problem. The only reason Ryan couldn't go up that mountain is because the staff he caught him smoking a bong right before it is porn. They walk out to his car. They're like, oh, where's this guy? He just paid for everything. Let's go, let's go like get him suited up. And they walk down to go, hey, is everything ready? And like, you just bong in hand looking at it. I'm like, I'll just be a moment. They're like, you can't go up. You're not going up. And it was like, you were also extremely high. And so was it right now. Mountain biking is a pretty sketchy thing to do the first time you do it because it is like you just do get sent down a fucking mountain. When we went kayaking, we were kayaking after the mountain biking. And when we did that, we talked to the dude that was sending it off and he goes, oh, you went mountain biking? We just go, we told him and he goes, oh yeah, like a month ago, someone died there. Someone, someone fucking straight up died. At least like, I think they said like three people have died there in the time of, you know, open or something. Yeah, you know, in like the longest three months. What a mom, baby. You grew in there every day. That days before, a day since last accident sign, we just saw the zero coming up. Like us when you arrived. Yeah, the dude, the dude who checked me out when we went down because he was like, yeah, legally have to like check you and make sure you're good. And he was just like, can you believe it's my last day on the job? And I was like, really? He goes, yeah, you know, you know, if this happened a day after you, you know, you probably have to like go to a hospital. I was like, that's great. I want to see Swagas always try surf boarding next. And then maybe, we're talking about going white boarding with some shit. Oh, white boarding with the same thing. I put me on a jet ski or something, dude. Something like control. But one of those little jets, if you go on a jet ski, you'll get lost like you pick up on a jet ski. If you give me one, I'll do it. I'll do it over there. What does he with that? Just keep hurting yourself. No, man, just recover and repeat. Recover and repeat. These guys are bad at extreme sports. Recover and repeat actually reminds me. I had a friend role as a young guy who was a competitive mountain bike. And he was, he was recovering repeat. Like, it was just, it seemed like every fucking race he did. He would come back with like a severe back injury or like a broken leg or a broken arm with something, just being a cause for a couple months and then back out there. Yeah, it's likely to say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Yeah, he's made entirely of titanium down. Yeah. You dropped your oyster. I've never broken a barn made either. Um, kind of the hero line fracture and then you fractured your hair line. What the fuck is he saying to my client? It was like a friendship that I'd got worse because I kept walking out and I didn't know it was fractured and then I had to be in a case for like three months. So fucking wagon. Then I walked on my cast for like two weeks. Just for fun. Because it was so fun. The crutches are so bad. I just heard. I tried your crutches. I do, like, under my arms was hurting for like four days. I never have in crutches. If I stuck my toe with wheels, I just hopped around the house, screwed around on my computer chair. Easy as that. The ones that you had were weird. They were like, they were like so old-school looking. I'm used to this one so that like they clamp around your hair. You used to the wall. Yeah, the wall junior. Yeah, the fucking cerebral palsy crutches. Yeah. Well, I'm not quite at that level, but you could be with a little bit of practice. You look like one. Speaking of being decrepit, queen died. That's probably not true. That's true. That's that old bag of bones. That's interesting. She's probably going to be a while since she died when this comes out. I heard that she died recently. If you died like last week. I heard that she was reincarnated as Trisha Paites' baby. That's what we were saying. That's nice. So Trisha Paites had a baby like after the queen died? Well, like her stomach dilated or something. Yeah, stomach dilated. I don't know how you're talking pregnancy terms. So, like, so basically, if you don't know how pregnancy works. Yeah, I have so basically the tummy, the tummy dilates and the baby's ready to go. Yeah, ready to go right through the, like, the, the, the doctor's called it a navel. Okay. But it's more commonly referred to as the belly button. So if that comes out the belly button. So it'll dilate and then, like, the child would be pushed through the belly button canal. And it'll be covered in belly button. It'll be covered in, like, a slim film of slime and goo. Okay. Interesting. Can I face time, Elise, and get you to explain this to her? Oh, she don't already know. The nurse told her something completely different. Yeah. Functions like you'll be misinformed. Yeah. He's a doctor. You can tell by his bow tie and his stupid chain mouth. Yeah. Don't trust mainstream fucking big pharma, man. Yeah. They know when they should sit down. Tricia Paites just had to steal the queen's moment. Did she? And steal the queen. She didn't. She didn't. She didn't wait to live that garment pretty well. The queen did live her moment well, but then Tricia Paites had to be alone. You're late. I'm also having a baby. They think of all the depressed Korgies. Three babies. Yeah. Yeah. Korgie Salk is down so bad right now. Oh, Korgie Salk's down. Dude, and goo stock. Wait, how is it swans? Swans. Swans. Swans. Swans. My dear, I went down last week. You're what? My dear. The queen was so heavily invested. I sold it, man. The entire area of the economy was. I'm telling him not to back on the queen. I helped you fly a dollar Aussie notes because they're going up in value. It's so true. I'm telling you, bro. All your coins. They're going to be with ten bucks. We were having a conversation at a party last night about when is the royal family is not going to be so uncool that just no one even wants to be the leader anymore. Yeah, I'm waiting for like this new guy. King Charles to die and then for like the new young hip King William to come in and say, guys, royal family NFTs. You know, it's just the queen, a QR code of the queen. She pops up like a hologram and you're fine. She goes, oh my days, she always say. And then she like, who are the grand children of the royal family right now? Who are the young ones that are going to grow up to be fucking leaders of the kingdom? Prince Charles, isn't it? Dude, I'm a guy damn American. I don't give a fuck about fucking school. Well, we were talking about how like, there are some like newborns right in the royal family. Yeah, yeah. She'll like five year olds, right? James, isn't it? These are fucking though. That's why I was. They can make, they can make more kids at a moment's notice. They just call it their cousins then boom. I just feel like these people are like going to like posh private school and all of that classmates are like, yeah, the royal family is cringe. And they're just going to not want to be fucking king clean. I don't know. I don't think I can turn down being the queen. If you were, if you do, it's executed all those people when they're older. Yeah. Would you imagine if like, did you deny being that? No, I'm good. Yeah, sure about this. That's what the silly little ginger guy did. The silly little guy. The silly little ginger. What's his name? Herald. Herald. Prince Harry. Oh, that's the, that's the kid. Yeah, no, that's not the kid. Prince Harry is a red guy. The red guy. It was like, I don't want it. I don't want to be king. I want to, I want to date this actress. Right. Oh yeah, Megan Malcolm. Yeah, Megan suit. By the way. Yeah. She never wore a suit, though, in suits. Did she? I'm sure she probably wore suit, at least. No, she just wore sexy dresses the whole time. Thank you very much. What does that mean? You're only, you're only show called suits. Yeah, well, she was like a parallel legal. We're getting a new topic. Parallegal? That's the parallel legal. She wasn't in a real lawyer, dude. But if, if there's a parallel legal, does that mean there's two? Yeah. Parallegal's two, yes. I know this because there's a pair. It's a pair of, yeah, she was a Simon's twin. Yeah, if you must not. Okay, what is your race you have to do with anything? Dude, when are we going to have a gay queen? So true. There's a really fantastic movie called The Favorite about a gay queen. Is it a such thing as a gay queen? Well, she's not actually gay. She just gets her pussy eaten in a bunch by another woman. But you know, I mean, it sounds pretty gay. It's kind of gay. It's kind of gay. It's a really good movie. It's good. It's not gay unless you're like finally you're treathers titties. That we didn't have a bit of that as well. It was actually in the stone. In the stone eight, the Queen's pussy. And if they had socks. Yeah. You would like this movie. It's really funny. Yeah. If they had socks on. What? Socks. Socks. I don't follow them. You're saying it's only gay if you socks are on it or something. Oh yeah, is that what you tell yourself when you fall asleep every night? Yes. You're called a location in your boyfriend. Socks off. My boyfriend. He's just a really good name. So it's socks off. It's not gay or socks off. You know what? Doesn't matter about it. Socks on or off. Wait, what do you mean? It doesn't matter. It just sounds like a matter. Some things are just best less done though. It's okay to be gay. As long as you keep your socks on. Yeah. What if they're out of boots? I could do it small. Yeah, I grew to gay. Yeah, I grew to gay by default. Can I have a guy? Can I have a guy? Can I have a guy? Can you please pass the caviar? Jesus Christ. I reached for it and you pulled it away. Yeah, it was really disrespectful. I'm sorry. Tobias starving. Queen died. The world's moving on, man. Yeah. British, British people in shambles. Braden fell off. Great Britain. Someone is going to have to change the name. They sort of just ran out of people to colonize, I think. And then they just stopped spreading. Yeah, shit, Braden. And they kind of became irrelevant, you know. You know, they should try to colonize the internet. It's like the one who's trying to frontier. Or the Metaverse. Or the Metaverse. There's going to be so many colonists pigs in the Metaverse. It's just taking up virtual stands. It's taking up virtual stands. It's taking up box marks. I'll ca burgan Metaverse. Yeah, you can do anything in the Metaverse. Have you guys seen that footage of Mark Zuckerberg working out? Yeah, it looks insane. And he looks like the saying in there, bro. He's got AI precision. Yeah, he's maxed out. He's got a input. Yeah. I think he's like thinking all these stocks while he's doing it. It's what we're thinking about. I don't know the meeting with Congress. He has later that week. One of these days, he's just going to beat up everyone in Congress when they ask him some dumb shit about Facebook. He's just going to get up there and slap a shit out of him. That's what he's training for. And then he's going to eat some flies with his little tongue. Yeah, I like to imagine that Mark Zuckerberg, whenever he smells something really good, his tongue slid his hand in his mouth, his fork tongue, and then he smells the air to get more of the scent. Yeah, he's like, who do I fucking rip off next? I mean, surely he's not motivated by money anymore, right? No, it's just the sick kick in the thrill of fighting. Facebook said it's Pete, man. What do you mean? It's got to be the competition, right? Did you just say Facebook said it's Pete? Yeah, it says Pete. Dude, Meta. Who uses it? Facebook owns Instagram, I guess. Yeah, dude. Instagram's Facebook. I haven't heard many complaints about Facebook these days. It's only for all people. But is it Meta? Is it Meta now? Meta? Is that probably for someone else? No, no. Read dude. Read. Just read anything. I'm just trying to say this. Just read anything. What's your favorite goose bumps plug? I don't know. I was like 10 when I wrote them. Yeah, when was the last book you read? Goose bumps. No. I would get like the last book for front to back book. Fuck. I don't know. Goose bumps. Which one? No. It must have been like Scaldungry. Oh, yeah. Scaldungry pleasant. One that is in Goose bumps. Can you name any of those? Scaldungry. Anything that isn't by Oral Stein. Oh, fuck, dude. You put me on a spot here. I'm the same. Last but not least, I read books. I promise. I have a whole library. Name five books. I have a whole lot of books. Name five books. Harry Potter and one, two, three. I mean, he named five books. Yeah. All right. Now you name five books. Yeah, go on. All right. Okay. We got Brave New World. We got 1984. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. A handmaid's tail. You need to read that. What about the one about the mental asylum? Yeah. One floor over the cookies. I read that recently. Good book. Good line. Go. Can you say good log? Accapelagate. Yeah. My comp. It's like a book about prison. And they're just singing accapelagate. Yeah. That sounds great. Yeah. The pitch slightly off. Yeah. Snowpiercer. All right. This guy was clearly reads. Yeah. We get it. What a bookworm. Nervous. Just try some doc to sus one time. Yeah. He said we wanted to be a doc. He's a racist. Yeah. But he's got some fire rhymes. Yeah. It's true. We've been reading a lot of books lately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I read this one about a about a little baby lion that's going to be king one day. Yeah. That's just the lion king. No, it's it's different. Is it? Yeah. I read it to a belly. Oh, you're reading children's books to the belly? Yeah. That's so cute. What the fuck? Toby, if you ever -- The baby loves it. It like kicks around and shit. I was going to ask with your with your new baby on the way. You're a baby. Are you going to like put headphones on the tummy and like shoot? No, I just wrapped it away. You just you just I just face down there. Just old Fitz freestyle videos. The baby's going to come out. Oh, she says that kid's baby's going to tell me your friends are afraid. Maybe he's going to come out speaking and subtitle. He's going to come out just fucking throwing up blind. That's so cute. It's actually crazy because you you you read them a book and like then you can like see the fucking foot like kicking and shit. Does the fetus have a goodreads account? Stop fucking reading. What? Does the fetus have a goodreads account reviewing the Lion King? Like it was kind of mid. Did it really trust the narrative? Well it sucks because this whole this whole book is about a son and his father. Now it's like if I got you by my side dad, I'll be a great king. But like my son doesn't have a father. He ran away. You need some like some lesbian-friendly children's books. Yeah, we've found some. They probably are a lot of these days. Times are changed. Yeah. It's a great market. If you ever want to get into any market, get up to the game. There's books about women that eat pussy. Horlitz, Horlitz web. Horlitz web. You're what a holiday is, Mason. Would you like some more caviar? It's just a promiscuous young woman. Yeah. Good to know. Good to know. Have you ever seen EZA? Yeah, also Emma Stone. Oh. Who's EZA? Emma eating the queen's ass is going to get her stone. Why you bring up EZA? You said Horlitz web and it just reminded me of that. Oh. Cause isn't she called a "Hallet"? Do you see any good movies recently, Mason? Uh. Not really. Yeah. I really like the new Thor. I didn't see it. I didn't see that. It's like overly like funny. But we're talking about the actual movies. Oh, sorry. Never mind. What is that supposed to mean? I thought we were talking about like sophisticated films. Final Pirates 3 through 5. Oh yeah. What was that fucked up movie we watched at the snow? Oh, um, fucking uh. Sodium Sodium Sodium. 100 days of Sodium. Yeah, it's something like that. Everyone should watch that. Have you seen that? We ended up stopping the film right as they put nails in the cheesecake to feed the naked women. All I could think about was like, oh man, what actually happens after that scene? The fact that we stopped there disturbed me more than I think the actual scene of the film. It's not knowing that's really killing me. Now I have to watch the whole movie. Yeah. I watch Game of Thrones lately. Yeah, that's pretty interesting. A lot of interesting scenes for sure. A lot of titties in that. A lot of titties. A lot of everything. Sorry, it's a good series. Yeah, they've just made the new one or they're making the new one. The Dragon. House of the Dragon. A lot of titties in that too. Staying true to the series is faithful. It's not bad. Anyway, this has been the current media and literature section on the podcast. Yeah. Queen died, books are good. Stocks are up. Don't buy corgis anymore. You'll lose your money. Yeah, fuck the geese up them. Yeah, no swans. Geese are kind of like just average swans. Geese are just shit swans. They're 40 grand final. What about the 40-year dog? The Crois. I was just saying bang him out because you don't know the team. I was in a team. I was in a team. What is it? It's free-manal in it. I don't even know. Is it calling wood? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No one's going to. You're fucking idiot. I was in a store the other day and this little kid was running around. He had a lot of energy. And he kept running up to me and be like, who are you rooting for? The 40 tonight. And I just kept saying I have no fucking idea. And then he just looked so disappointed in me that I didn't know. In his world, everyone knows. You should've said it. You know who I'm rooting for, man. You know who I'm rooting for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and today I just cussed this child out. I do think that everyone follows footy. It's true. I just watched everything. Just UFC, footy. Good rugby game every now and then. I will say live sports is something else. You know, seen it in this actual stadium? No, I haven't. Incredible. You've never seen a live sport? Yes, I have. I've seen water sports. Oh yeah? What's with you water sports, man? Yeah, what the fuck? Which team were you rooting for there? Oh, fuck. I don't know, man. It's really, really just rooting for myself here. You know, I get so way to this shit. Routine for your erection. Got it. Answer erections are funny thing. Humorous. You know what's funny about erections? What's that for me? For some reason, when you have an erection and you express some semen. You have this sudden clarity. Why is that? You no longer feel aroused. Yeah. I don't know why that is. I guess because if you didn't have that, you would just keep fucking. Mitchell should be a problem. Yeah, you don't want to do that too much. Mitchell showed me a reddit post yesterday. A dude who told a story. What's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated, right? Which is a great question. It's a circle bang to end to this. But he said, what's the weirdest place you ever masturbated? And the guy said it was on train tracks. The guy was suicidal. And he was waiting for the train to hit him. So he was lying down for like 10 minutes. And he got bored waiting for the train. And so he said, you know what? I'm just going to have a wing. And he fucking beat off came on these railroad tracks. And then he was like, what are you doing, man? And then he got his life together. And he got some help. However, I feel like that's kind of this a roundabout way of him avoiding that he just has a train fetish. He just made up that so we didn't justify it. And he said a suicide fetish. He was like, oh, since I'm already here, I guess I'll jerk off. No, he obviously went there with the attention. Like, I love fucking train so much. He's like, oh, trains going blind. He's like, you look at that fucking caboose. Yeah, I would get fucking caboose. Fucking cool. Yeah, you dirty little train fucking slut. Trains out dirty little sluts. Trains, that's a fun factor. That's almost like a 100% guaranteed real fact by fits. Trains, dirty boards, dirty fucking dirty disgusting slutty horror cunts. You want to see that guy? He's out of his neck straight from the fit's mouth. That's straight from the fit's mouth. That's going to be the hero of my new show. He's speaking of train fetishes. Yeah. See that guy, Francis, that has the GoPro in his face. He loves train so much. And then, all of a sudden, starts working with Gucci. And, like, Louis Vuitton. And I'm not calling that with a skyblock thing in misfits. Yeah, he's doing your best. Why don't you be working with Gucci? Nah, that's it. Here's what we're going to do. What do you propose? We're going to kidnap him. What's the train going to do? Francis, what's the train going to do? We're going to kidnap a kid named Francis. Yeah. That's what he said. Just said that. And then, we're going to ask him, what's the weirdest place you ever masturbated? Guys, come on. Back up to nothing cute. I'm like trying to think. I can't think of anywhere weird. I know I probably have. I just can't think of it. Okay, all right. Everyone here is a fucking angel. He's an angel, right? No one here is ever jacked off in a high school bathroom. I don't remember, but like, that's just way I would have. I don't remember. I'm pretty sure I'm jacked off on stream. What? You slapped your, you slapped your fucking treats all around on stream. I didn't have a camera on. Oh, what's the fun in that? Let her finish the story. What are you having to say right now? I was just talking about weigh-in situations. Do you know what this is? It's just a long stream, and you're like, why? I get this out of the way now. I didn't hit it, but I did it. For the thrill. I think it was probably for the thrill. It was probably for the thrill. Someone saw that vod. I wasn't supposed to lift the roof. I shouldn't say that. I found the vod. Wait, so you were having a stream. You were off cam. You turned the cam off. I think my cam was already off. Maybe like I saw something on Twitter or something. That's kind of hot. I have a fear of my webcam being on during stream. So I always shut my camera now when I will go. When you end stream, you're afraid of still being on by accident. And then the catch you spank and you're monkey. I don't want to pull a present. That's one of the. I feel like every streamer's worst fear is that you're beating off to the pouring. You know you shouldn't be beating off to it. You're like in my life. I was a showing on the solos. When I'm doing stream, I turn everything off, I mute everything. Even if it was online, it would just be black and nothing. But dude, I've heard it through the great blind. Some YouTubers, not even a name in the YouTubers, or streamers by names. That would be bad. But I heard like some of them have completely different setups for streaming. What? Streaming and gaming. And then one is just straight up for a porn. And, look, sure you want to be safe, but also what fucking porn are you watching, bro? What the fuck are you watching, Nick? You know, what is it just like? I feel like that's something you do. That sounds like something that you would do. I have no fear. I have to say you do everything. You're very secretive about your identity, bro. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. People watch me. I watch, compared to everyone else. I watch relatively normal porn. Really? Yeah. I wish I could say the same. Why do you say compared to everyone else? Hey, how do you know? What do you think we watch? I think everyone kind of watches pretty fucked up shit these days. Yeah. No. All right. I'm trying to think about the strangest place I've ever jerked off. Yeah, I was there in one of the settings for you. Now, why? I don't think I've done it in a plane before. I don't think. It's illegal. I know. I'm a client. I think I had a win dream on a plane once. Yeah. Yeah, which is terrifying. I never had a win dream. Because he's like, what did I do when I was sleeping? Never had a win dream. Oh, shit. You've never had a dream when you were just fucking. Yeah, always. Yeah, but I never like come in the dream. No, no, no. It's like an ooo. I never have, never have, working up, speaking. Oh, yeah. I'm going to shit together. I pissed myself. I got my, I'm obviously pissed myself. Yeah. But I'm like, they're like, came in my sleep. I'm pissed myself. We got to get this guy a pipe cleaner. Did something squag me? No, man. I just keep it in the tank. A little pipe cleaner and fucking ram ride that shit down. My tank just being empty. I think, yeah, that's the thing. If you haven't empty tank, it's nothing happened. But how do you have an empty tank? Is your balls sucked flat? Bro, I've just been, I've been, or guys, I mean since before I even produced a comb. (laughter) A ball business comb. I mean, I think where dreams only occur when you haven't come came along. Yeah. Yeah, surely you have to have a build up. Yeah. Now? We're in the middle of our podcast, man. All right, I'll be right back. Really? Really? Oh. Okay. Can we come with you? Yeah. All right. If you want. I just have to call this person back in the words. Let me finish this piece of steak and I'll join you. This steak is amazing. So yummy. Thank you. Sensational. Delightful. I kind of part of me wants to get a piece of steak and put a little bit of caviar on it. I think that might be sacrilegious. You should do that. Yeah. I should do that. If only you could reach the caviar. Let me just get out. Can you believe in a root that banks do this? Well, a bastard. That's my thing. You can't see bastards. What a cock sucker. That's okay. A little bit of cav. I feel forced. You did. Cock sucker recent something that eyes you say. What is he going to do is. Cock sucker. Yeah. You're calling like a tosser. There's a tosser coming from salad tosser, which means anal sex. That's not what tossing is salad is. There's a tosser in your salad. That's what you need. Yeah, man. I'll say you in about half a. Bring the package. I'll meet you there. He's actually on the phone. Oh, wait. Was that real? I thought he was coming to cigarette. He's actually on a call. What the hell? Who's calling him? Anyways. What I'm trying to say is I don't think I've really ever been one to jack up in unusual places. I don't think I've ever even jacked up outside. Have you jacked up in a friend's house? Oh. Oh. No. No. I 100% have. I've jacked off like staying in a place with friends. Yeah, that's not the same. It's like a multiple day situation. Not even once. Ryan says he thinks that I've jacked up in his house. Which is only partially true. I've jacked off two Ryan's house. The house has some curves. Have to admit. Very busty house. Yeah, they still think. Yep. That's tight, tight door. Yeah. I jacked off two, like when you go to when you go to like a fast food restaurant, you see the giant stack of place. I guess the package is coming around seven. Seven o'clock. What? What? Seven o'clock. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. It's just something about like all the cups. It's like, I think it's the cup size. It really gets me off. I see the joke now. What joke? I think it just jacks off. I think he's just saying that he likes the jacks. I might as well be like a cup. It's publicly in McDonald's. What sort of cup size are you into, swagger? Small cups? Little bit cups? Go with the Grande. Grande. That's like-- Really, you like those big boys. Yeah. No, there's one above Grande, right? Penty? Penty. That's below. And Grande's a big one, like Ariana. I thought Venti was the biggest. I feel-- isn't it fucking like? Doesn't it make you so fucking angry? The Ariana Grande's last name is Grande. When she, herself, is actually quite small and frame. Oh, I gotta say-- It should be more like Ariana Pety. Ariana Pety. Ariana Pety. You fucking bitch. I'm sorry. That's how you-- Next time I hate swimming. You're doing that thing again. I hate women. I just hate-- Look. I got-- I got to do suit. The sleeves remind me of Ariana Grande. And it pisses me off. Ah, yes. I see. Yeah. So it's not-- It's not because you're a raging misogynist. That's like politics. Yeah. Like a little bit. I mean, that's all of us. Yeah. And I got-- It's normal. We're old jealous of Ariana Grande 'cause she got the fuck Pete Davidson. And he just looks like he's got a little dirty bush. Pete Davidson? He getting Pete Davidson confused with Matt Miller? No. Wait. She also dated Pete Davidson. No, he really is talking about this right now. Sorry. Not important. The fun fact, Pete Davidson is going to cronts. Right. That's why he's-- Oh my god. That makes sense. That's why he's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like he has cronts. Why did you say it's 7 o'clock? What does that mean? We'll talk about after. All right. Yeah. That's what-- What's the time? I thought you were giving me directions. I can slide. It's more daily. All right. Well, I reckon we've reached that point in the podcast. But we talk about the video that we recently shot. Videos? Videos. I mean, we shot a couple videos. Yeah. But I think the most exciting one to talk about is that we all did stand up comedy recently. What we did. Crazy. Which is not. Crazy experience. I'm fucking ridiculously nerve-wracking. Never doing that again. Maybe something similar. I don't know about writing five minutes of standup again. Here's to be fair. It was a short period that we had to write. I reckon if you had a few months. Even then, then? No. Because your stand was great. Okay. Thank you. Here's the video. Just so that the viewers all clued in and onboarded with us. So we had the idea. It was actually my idea. That the misfits each do. No, no. Yeah. That was-- that was what a great idea. Thanks, man. Thank you. Well, you're welcome. Because you're only great. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't have to capture it. The idea was this. The idea was to get a bunch of-- You guys quite-- A funny bird. Oh. A funny. Yeah. Mason actually just hit his funny bum. Not funny. Not funny, man. All right. Can I talk about the video idea now? Is that okay? That was disgusting. Yeah. The video idea was this. We get a bunch of Australian comedians, well-known professionals. People that are funny for a living. Good at their jobs, right? They're all like who? Like Louis Spears. Mm-hmm. That's pretty funny. Like Luke Kijl. Yeah. Like Mark Rubin. Mm-hmm. Like Fransche. Fransche. These were the comedians that we got onboard for our video. And each of them is assigned to us. It was us for that did it. So Matt and Jay did not partake in the stand-up. 'Cause it's fucking terrifying. I mean, fair enough. Hey, you can't hold it against them. That is a terrifying concept right here. Why do you want to do that, shit? Yeah. We each got assigned a Aussie comedian that was kind of going to be our coach. And we were all going to work on material. And basically do five minutes each. Live in front of our fans. Into a theater. Yeah, it's pitch-to-wise as a crowd of 80 people. Yes, the amount of tickets that we agreed to sell was 80. We're like, that's manageable. Yeah, because we can do that. 'Cause it was like, oh, I have so much stress. We're going to be doing it in front of the crowd of people. What if we bomb? It starts small. Yeah. It starts small, which is 80. But anyway, I mean, we all kind of agreed to the idea pretty quickly. But then I think the reality said it and we realized just how difficult this was going to be and how terrified this was. That was easy. Mason flipped a lot for a few weeks about whether he was going to do it or not. A second. Braised it out. No fucking shit, man. Mason said, yeah, I'll do that when he was drunk. And then he was like, I don't think this is actually my speed, you guys. I don't think I can do this. But then? You're telling things like that. Then to your credit, you fucking went ahead and you did that, shit. Yeah. I'm going to sell. Wait, I heard you were going to sell your script. No, no, no, I'm not going to sell it. I'm not going to sell it. And it teased. And it teased. Yeah. Everything we do from the misfits, we have teased portrait it. Yeah. Which is fucking business, aren't we? You know Logan's 99 originals? Yeah. We may. Honestly. That was sick. Sick idea. Exactly. As is scuffed. And I think we can sell the scripts. Wow. Wow. We stand to make a lot of money from this. It's not like we're already going to make the scripts valuable this way. We're at least in a video where we say them out loud. At least a band. At least a band, and a band is a band. At least a band. But a good band, though. Like ACDC. Yeah. I reckon bands can sell it for grand. They're a good band. We live in New York. We live in New Crown. Yep. You turn that band on to 32 on Roulette. The gambling you're talking about. No, no, no, no. It's not gambling a bit. It's a team exercise. All right. All right. This is team building. All right. So it's a tax ride off. It's a net positive. Because they're having fun. It's not a tax ride. Sorry. If you win, you don't pay taxes. Listen. This is good drugs, mate. But I'm totally serious business. So running on 32. Yep. Time's 36. Yep. Then we buy stocks in Apple. What's a thousand times 36? An offer Apple to make more. What does that even mean? Did you just say what's a thousand times 30 cents a day? Didn't answer? Yes. Listen, we're not doing simple math here. We're thinking long-term. We're talking about a video that we just shot. That was really funny. I'll just show my stand-up skills. So we all get to riding our material. Well, most of us get to riding our material. And we all took different approaches to how we were going to work out. We had three weeks. Yeah. We had basically about three weeks to ride a five-minute set to memorize and then perform. They had five minutes set without looking at notes optimally. Yeah. Three weeks for people that have no stand-up experience to ride a five-minute set. It's a reasonable ask. Yeah. I mean, I was looking up how, you know, stand-up is a scary thing. I think most people can acknowledge the idea of getting it up on stage and trying to be funny and make people laugh is terrified. And I looked it up and apparently public speaking is the number one fear for most people. People fear public speaking. It goes public speaking, number one fear. Second, buying a house. Oh, really? Third, dying. All right. I don't know about the house one. So as soon as I buy a house, right before we go through if I haven't died, so far so good. Yeah. That's why, you know, the checklist is like that. We did the stand-up. Now it's time to buy a house. And you know, fucking kill myself. And it'll be awesome. I have nothing left to fear. But it was great. The coaching was very helpful. Finding me a coach was difficult though. First, we're trying to find me a gay coach. Because we were like, that would work because Toby's gay. They could help with some gay jokes and such. Yeah. Gay comedian couldn't come through. So we thought, you know, let's get a woman. Female comedian. Yeah. Very hard to come by. Yeah, exactly. She also fell through. Yeah. Not because she wasn't funny. You fucking the scientist. But because she had an issue in her schedule. Yeah. Yeah. So, as usual, they dumped me with a straight white man. Yes. And he was fantastic. You saved the straight white people. Save the day you get again. Yeah. At least I won't go that far. But. It was funny. Toby unfortunately left it to the very last minute. Or it was kind of. Sir. Because you got paired up so late. You had like three days to prepare a problem. Yeah. So I had notes written down. But my notes were like general jokes. They hadn't been like solidified as like decent jokes yet. It was more just me like prodding than random shit. Yeah. And then. Yeah. So originally I was meant to like come down to Melbourne early and. And meet with my coach early. But just because we struggled to find someone for me. I got left to last minute. So I had. I worked. Like met with the coach two days before the shoot. Yeah. So on two days before we did the stand-up. We wrote the stand-up. Yeah. And then I had a day to practice it. And somehow it actually went well. It went really well. Yeah. I mean for the record get out of the way everyone did really really well. And it was such a good night. Yeah. Yeah. We were all like pacing backs. That's kind of. We were nervous as f**k. He didn't have a set until like a day or two days before. Yeah. When he actually started thinking about it. We go we were going to be three days before the fucking show. Yeah. Hey Mason. How are you doing? Oh. Yeah it's in my head. I'm going to leave it to the last minute. So it's fresh in my head. Just the baddest excuse. I still winged it pretty well. You did well. You did great. And then it was fresh in your head. Well like. That's always my brain works. I do shit last minute. And everything works out well. It was so fresh and I said that it doesn't make it up on the spot. It was fresh and it's handy for a guy like one of the core bits. It was wrong by the way. I was supposed to show you. But I went up and said the joke just didn't correlate to any of the. You literally was given a coach to go through his routine. His coach was like all right, you know, you're going to do this, this and this. And he goes up, does that, that, that. And then also a completely separate joke story that he didn't tell his comedian about it. But anyways, like we had all this time to prep. We prepped and then the day of how did everyone feel? How was everyone doing on the day? I felt fine leading up to it. And it wasn't until like the last hour or like hour and a half where I started feeling like shit. Like I feel a bit sick. Like I don't, I'm pretty anxious. But then you know what like turned it around for me was when we heard Lewis get up on stage. And when I heard how excited everyone in the crowd was and how loud and vocal they were. I was like all the fear just like went away and I was like no this is going to be great there. How excited for us. When Lewis told the crowd what the video, because the crowd didn't really know what they were going to see that night. And Lewis was like tonight you're going to see the missfits all attempts to end up comedy for the first time. The crowd was kind of like. Yeah, they were all like and then Lewis was like awe. And I looked at a, I looked at Michelin and I was like they don't believe in us. They don't believe in us. Because they were like ooh and then he goes dude. I had, I had such bad nerves. The day before was really bad and then the day of I woke up that morning I was like I'm going to have something to eat. I had like an Aaron Cheney ball, which is literally deep fried rice and cheese. Aaron Cheney ball. So he said Aaron Cheney for those of you who didn't fucking understand. And the Aaron Cheney ball. Right. Okay, so I had it and expecting it to sit my stomach snugly. And so I get a call from my friend back home he goes oh it's your stand-up comedy thing today dude. Oh it's going to be so great. And I was like dude I'm shooting myself. He goes this okay just run me through your routine. Like let me hear your routine practice. And I was like okay I get halfway through my set on the fun with him. And I just start gagging and I'm like dude I buried I gotta be right back. And like I just month like just straight up in the toilet month for like a solid tent. Like good five minutes. Go back to me. It's like dude are you going to be okay. I'm like I have no fucking idea. I was just sick. I was super anxious. Yeah. We finally get there. We rock up. Toby's doing her stand-up like a rehearsal with her comedian. And Ruben is shining lights in her eyes. And like streaming and heckling. The idea was that your first time doing stand-up comedy is so stressful. And you're so not ready for it. That it's like good to kind of get you used to doing your set with all the distractions. So he gets up on stage and stops off simple with like shining lights in my eyes. Like I said and it was up like that. Then he pulls fake moustache out of his bag. Put some fake moustache on grabs a gun. And like aims at having to stop your set. It was this fake gun that looks super realistic. It was like a 1911 cap gun. And it was like it had weight to it. And it was great. And after that bit was done. I'm still shitting my pants. And I'm still so nervous. And I have these butterflies in my stomach that won't fucking go away. And I go up to Ruben after he's done. I go Ruben. Can I hold onto that gun? And he just started laughing because like yeah, dude, sure. And as soon as I held the gun, dude, I felt in control. My nerves went away. I was like, it's okay. Nothing can hurt me. I have a gun. And I ended up using it in my set. You did. But we're waiting backstage. I think everyone else who's in the green room. I'm out front right behind the stage. And Louis is opening up the show. And he does the whole. And it's his misfits first attempt to comedy. People are like, ooh. And then he goes, yeah, they think you're coming out to only 80 people. And then I hear a roar of laughter. And I was like, there's no way it's 80 people. And then he goes, yeah, it's more like 300 in here. And I'm like, what? And I look around and Ryan and Mitchell's there. Mitchell has the camera. And I'm like, you fucking assholes like that. And then he goes, don't tell them. Don't tell them. Like they didn't hear. So I had to keep the new secret. You went out first. I went out first. So I was very nervous on the day. But I wasn't as nervous because I had actually practiced my material in front of open mics a couple of weeks before. So I wrote my set. And then I linked up with Louis who was my coach Louis Spiris. And he took me to where you would start comedy in Melbourne normally. It was like this underground bar where I performed my material in front of 15 people, awful, and terrifying. I was so nervous. I think 15 people was kind of worse than like. Yeah. Because it was like five of members of the public. And then like 10 comedians. That's a good right. And they had no idea who I was. But the comedians would probably have the tendency not to laugh. It's more judgmental. And it's competitive. But they were really kind actually. And I was so nervous though. I took my little book up with me where I'd written down everything I was going to say, like out completely in freehand. And I kind of kept looking down at that. And I don't know. This footage of me performing and I just looked so not confident. And then right after that, I did pretty well though. Like to be fair. I got good laughs. And like it gave me confidence that my material worked. And right after that spot I went to another place which was more like 30 people. Maybe like 35 people. And a more well lit environment. So you got two attempts for the main thing. Two attempts of one night. You could have done that if you wanted it. I took initiative. The thing about a crowd of like 15 people is that if you got a crowd of 300 and half of them don't laugh at one of your jokes, you still got 150 people laughing. It's still loud. It's still crazy. If you go have a crowd of 15 and half of them don't laugh, it must you notice it. You just get one person going, "Huh." But yeah, it went really well in front of 30 people as well. And after that I had a huge rush of adrenaline. Like okay, I've actually performed the material now. I know it kind of works. Now I know what I need to work on, what I need to change. Props to you though, because if you hadn't stood on stage first. I don't think anyone else probably would have been keen to. I don't know. I mean it's like we were all fucking puzzled. I was kind of keen to get it out of the way first. I had a good life. Student was awful. When I was just waiting. I originally thought I was going to be. I thought Mason was first and then it was going to be me even swagger than fifths. And then I get there on the day and I hear that fifths is up first. And I'm off the fifths and I was like fuck. Like fifths is the one that's. He's practiced, he's got experience in everything. Like I was really hoping he was going to be lost to like close it out nicely. But we're like getting the press of the experience out of the way right away. And then I have to follow it. And I was a little stressed to have it to follow the fifths. You said that when you went on stage like, "Ah, I can't believe I had to follow this." It went well dude. Everybody's. Everyone's set was like uniquely there. I mean like what a feeling when you're done. What a feeling when like you tell your joke and you get a response from 300 people live and they're all rising. When I winged my story. Totally addictive feeling. When I winged my story, I don't know how I pulled that off. Luke and Lewis were saying that they said that they thought my set was the best set they've heard about being trans. Like ever. No. I was like fuck, that's what I've been trying to tell you. It was a great set because it wasn't preachy because it wasn't like virtuous. It was just straight funny. It was just straight jokes. And you said such a good story as well. And the story is so fucking funny. It was so much fun. But you know, we did like a bunch of workshops with their comedian. We helped each other out during the whole thing show. I didn't do anything. I was terrible with friendship. This guy went out with his comedian. Tell us what you did with your comedian. You got mackers, drank a couple beers at a pub, fangirl wheelchair around the suburbs. Oh yeah, because this was after he did his backflip and fucking hurt his foot. Yeah, because I couldn't, I couldn't walk around the wheelchair. So he was in a wheelchair. And then we just drank beers, fangirl around the wheelchair and the streets. And they just gambled. Yeah, when you drowned, what happened? I put $25 on zero, on green on roll. That's somehow one. Nice. Times 32, I think. Yeah, that's crazy. You would have met away with like a grand. Yeah. I don't know how I won that. What was a good opening for the night? Two wins back to back. It was so funny, because it was like, like, Ruben came to the office and we sat down. It was, there was like 10 of us in this, in this like conference room. And we were sitting there for a few hours chatting through my set, like getting it nailed out. And then Mason, right afterwards, his workshop was just him going out and getting wasted. Yeah. And it worked out for me. That warmed me up for the night. Because I was just like, I just, I don't know how we in that story. Yeah. I'm pretty well in the Minecraft joke. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. We won't spoil any else of the material. I can't wait to see the video come together. It's going to be awesome. Is this going to be off to the. No, this is going to go in before the video goes in. Oh, okay. All right. No spoilers. Oh, yeah. This will go before it. Don't we still have one more video that goes into it? Yeah, there's another video drop in soon as well, which, you know, we won't get into. We'll let that be a surprise. I think that one should be a surprise. Yeah, yeah. The point is, Mr. Tobak will film in content again, and it's going fucking well. The standup show was exciting, man. I'm never going to get again. Well, now you can say you did it, man. You can say that you're an actual comedian. Yeah. And you sold out a show. And you sold out. You sold out. I sold out. I sold out to people. I didn't even know we're going to be there. I sold out to pop with Australia. Yeah. But yeah, it's cool, man. We're fucking excited. It would be really well. It'll be out before you know it, really. It's not going to take us long to film. That's it. That's it. That's for sure. You're not going to be waiting another year, all the way. But you still kicked off pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers, everybody. Cheers to Gamersupps. It's a Gamersupps. So sponsoring the podcast and all of our videos. Use code "Misfits" for 10% off your order. We love Gamersupps. We do. Thank you for all the help out of us. And if you watched the "Tasmania" video, right, do you see the "Tasmania" video where we put Gamersupps in a fire and it turned it blue and it actually believe it? You're fucking. Go get some Gamersupps and fucking try. Burn some Gamersupps and see if it turns the fucking fire blue. I read like three or four comments, right? Three or four comments. I used to upset. There's like three comments. That's it. 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