169 - Escaping Death in Siberia, Dogman Attack, & The Pit from Hell

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And if you like cryptid stories, we've got one of the scariest ones. That we've ever talked about. It involves hunting coyotes and something else in the woods. You're not going to want to miss it. Have you heard of the pit from hell? Well, it's located near Prague, and there's demons growing out of it. We'll tell you more about it. Just keep watching. And if you're looking for subject matter for the Thanksgiving table to make it awkward with your family, stay tuned, because this podcast is brought to you in part by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. I wasn't sure where she was going with that. Me neither. I was like, I think she forgot. Me neither. I thought she forgot what she was supposed to say. I did. Well done. The GPS signal has been lost. They have swimming pools. They have games. Everything? They have clothes. They have pottery. No matter what it is, it's $4. $4. It's all the same price. Unless it's priced lower than $4, like from the store. It's crazy. What? Yeah. Do they have, like, big stuff? They got nice clothes. It's all Target stuff. Okay. All right. I get a text from Anna before I go. She doesn't even know I'm going, and she's like, my children all need shoes. She's like, they're growing out of them, and they're losing them. And she's like, these are their sizes. Right there. Theo's size. I got Theo a pair of shoes for nothing. And they're brand new. Brand new. Never worn. For nothing. It's $4. That's nothing. That's literally. That's literally nothing. It's free. Oh, my gosh. It's free. And then I go up there, and she's like, oh, you qualify for an extra thing because you bought all this stuff. Qualify? Is that what I said? She said, go pick out something else. I'm like, what? Okay. Seems like a scam. Seems like a scam. Consumerism. They did have a big Jeep for kids, like the ones that they drive around. For $4? No. That one they marked up. You can't do that. Anyway, I texted it to Jamie. $200. What? Hey, but those things are. It was a nice one. It goes fast. It goes really fast. No, they're not $400. This one goes crazy fast. Is that what they told you? I read the box. Did you watch, like, one of the 2000 commercials? Hey, kids. Anyway, I got my Christmas outfit. Don't get one of these Jeeps. They go crazy slow. But this one for $200 goes crazy fast. It did unlock some kind of primal animalistic thing in my head because there's other people shopping around. And you're like, I'm going to get the best deal. It's like Black Friday. Literally. Was it crowded? No, I think today's the day to go. I asked her what Saturday's like, and she's like, mayhem. Never come. Is it open all day? Where is it? It's open every day. I don't know about all day. Open at night. Was it across the street from Golden Corral? It's where that stinky food market used to be. Stinky food market. Like in town here. Like by Big Lots. Oh, yeah. There was a stinky food market. Yeah. Cheap stuff. But stinky. It smelled like rotten vegetables in there. Rotten. You just don't like the way she's pronouncing things today, do you? He's mad at me for being late. He's mad at me for being late and misleading because I was like, we got to get in there. We got to do the show right now because. Chop, chop, chop. Because Heather needs to go to an appointment. And then I talked to her. She was like, no. That's something I made up in my head. He canceled his appointment this morning, ran in all these things for it to be a farce. I put my mental health on the back burner today. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's okay. What are you sorry for? I told him to keep his appointment. Yeah. That sounds like you messed up. You're going to sound. No, because she's like, I'm going to, I got to be there at like 915 and my appointment ends at nine. Not going to work. You could have done it. Yeah. With his, in the back of his mind, he's like, oh, as soon as I, you know, I'm going to get my mind ready. I'm going to really think about all my trauma and everything like that and really try to deal with it. But also right after I get out of here, after. across town just to make my wife happy we could do emdr right now we could do it right now on this show why did you do that to me no oh man that made a joke didn't do it thursday thursday baby thursday baby andy check your mic it's quieter than normal check check check one two it's it's good in my head check check check one two one two one two check one two maybe got a little knock in the box or something knock in the box andrew is gene she is it goes crazy knockers oh yeah what no no it's all right oh man i feel so good to have the family back together before the holidays before the holiday thanksgiving is next one week and we might have a special guest possibly possibly a thanksgiving miracle yes family coming together all of us together yes forever to cut into the turkey yes and share politics yes gossip and love yes yes political views oh look at you drinking that limit element element must do that every time i've drank that it gives me the runs instantly really yeah what's in it that does salt wait like a thousand milligrams of sodium but is it a sugar-free electrolyte mix i don't know because that would be why you're getting runs yeah no sugar that's what it is you're doing the gummy bear challenge salt citric acid magnesium malate oh magnesium potassium now i'm scared because i had the runs yesterday is that the stuff that comes out of the melons media leaf extract girls don't poop yes you guys girls don't poop oh my god you can't talk about that oh my god you can't talk about that but we are on a health journey aren't we josh yep yep we started our little diet today i feel good monday was rough yeah you guys look a little peaked right now yeah uh yeah i've already i gained a lot of weight in nashville i've lost 26 pounds in two days i'm not sure if that's i think it's good yeah that's good feel good did you put on any weight in nashville oh yeah oh yeah at least three pounds i miraculously did not even though i was gluttonous yeah i mean it was hard not to be we gotta take our before pictures dude yeah now that we're fatter after nashville yeah we have to because it'll be more that much more impressive they've got to be funny i don't want to just be like the i mean that i mean that's pretty funny we need to do a photo shoot in our underwear yeah like uh seinfeld yeah i'll do it yeah oh man speaking of doing it yeah you want a song i do oh too bad i'm ready i wrote this one on my bike today on my bike on my cycle motor inspiration on the bike i just was telling them i something happens you know what's funny is it reminds me of my sister when she was i don't know eight or nine my dad bought her a dirt bike and she rode it for about a week yeah not really interested but when she did write it she would just keep it in first gear and she would just be singing the whole time go circle in the yard that's awesome she's like these trees are beautiful that's great so i just imagine you just go around that's what that's a hundred percent what it is yeah what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus all right let's go it's 2025 and you're supposed to be here now i'm all alone in this atmosphere where did you go oh i need to know you flew around the sun next stop was here suddenly i'm alone in this atmosphere where did you go you'll break apart and disappear you'll break apart and disappear you'll break apart and disappear where have you gone where have you gone where have you gone cause rumors say that you just broke cause rumors say that you just broke cause rumors say that you just broke up But what you really did was break my own heart Three-Eyed Atlas, a so-called alien You were supposed to be my only friend And I miss you And I've never met you Three-Eyed Atlas, I guess this is goodbye I'll think of you when I look in the sky As I sit and stay While you float away Three-Eyed Atlas, Three-Eyed Atlas Three-Eyed Atlas, Three-Eyed Atlas Three-Eyed Atlas, Three-Eyed Atlas Three-Eyed Atlas, I guess this is goodbye Wow! Wow! That was tremendous! Yeah! Wow! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! I loved that. That was pretty good. I kinda like it. I kinda like it, guys. That was a jam. Can I ask, is it three, the letter I, or three I's? Three, the letter I. What? Interstellar. Interstellar. Yes! He dipped? We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He did? She didn't watch the live. We could dive into it right now. We could dive into it, right? Yeah, let's dive into it right now. Not? Are you joking me? What the heck is wrong with you? We're on the topic. I didn't know. Nothing's wrong with me. There's something wrong with you. First of all, you know I've been going through a lot, and so for you to say that to me right now. Shut up! Dad and dad are fighting. Don't say that. That's a bad word. Stop! The Adulterer! The Adulterer talking! Oh, my God. Hey! Lily, zip it! Stop! Hey, don't talk to her that way! Hey, Andy! You don't talk to me that way! Stop it right now! Andrew, you better zip it right now. Shut up! What's happening? As you were saying. It was scary. It was scary. Andrew yelling. We have a question. Okay. It's a holiday season. Don't do it. No, I knew you were going to do it. I like it. Guys. Which means. Cheerfulness. Gift-giving. Feast. Friends. And family. Today's question is something that I've wondered. I think you've wondered. You and you. I think everyone's wondered this. Today's question is sent in by a viewer. Lily? Is family important? Is family important? yes on the holidays on the freaking holidays instantly instantly have a headache what the heck what the heck where the heck does this come from oh golly lil you ow don't gosh it hurts to open my eyes at this point of all the times lil you think family is important yes i do especially around the holidays they're important to blame for all the wrongdoing for everything that goes wrong for everything goes wrong in your life it's important to blame your family where's the ownership where's the extreme ownership where's taking responsibility responsibility lil it's the holidays holidays mean forgiveness in latin i think but you can only a hundred percent you know latin i do yes oh gosh i wish this headache would go away but it can't it can't not that after what she's done not after what she's done today a week away from why would you blame your family for everything goes wrong in your life step your toe ow probably my dad's fault yeah oh i i i'm going to prison thanks uncle joe i didn't mean that well it's not what you mean it's what you say that matters dang i don't know honestly what is this funny stop family we're supposed to come together as a family 100 percent we're supposed to forgive but we can't forgive unless you take ownership over what you've done lily yes what you're choosing to do is pass the buck onto somebody else yeah accuse somebody else of your wrongdoing right instead of taking the responsibility upon your shoulders and asking for forgiveness so that they could give it to you yes exactly well i guess you guys heard it here first lily i'm not guilty of anything i've never done anything wrong i've never done anything wrong and i'm okay with blaming my family for everything oh my gosh this is oh my gosh my head ow end it welcome to the show did i say ninja i meant the holiday season is here sure is andy the holiday season is here okay just chill out it's not that big of a deal wow it sounds like someone hasn't heard of uncommon 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have our spouses here, but you guys are spouses, so I have a question. Oh, gosh. I don't know if it's got a question corner with Lily, but have you guys ever watched Sky High? Yeah. You know, the ray gun that, like, turns everyone into babies? Yes. Okay. So if your spouse was shot by this gun and turned into a tiny, like, six-month-old baby, would you, A, raise that baby yourself knowing, okay, raise your baby yourself or give that baby to someone else to raise? Oh. A, if you choose to raise the baby, you're pretty much saying you really can't have a relationship with that baby later on because it would just be weird. Correct. But, B, you get to choose who raises that child and are you going to try and have a relationship with that child later on, when they grow up, but the age gap difference is going to be crazy as well. Yeah. So that's the dilemma. What do you do? I would raise you, Josh, and just forego any romantic relationship in the future. Thank you. Thank you for that. What would you do? Yeah, I would probably raise you, too. Oh, because I would just- You'd be good friends with Ada and Jane, so- I know. It would be kind of fun, and I would just love you so tenderly and then maybe go into, like, a monastic lifestyle. I would become a monk, for sure. But you're just- You're just waiting for the opportunity, honestly, at this point. Yeah. Wait, who does the shooting with the ray gun? It would be me. Okay. You evil mastermind. That's what happens in the movie? Yeah, like, the evil guy, like, he is able to turn, like- Can they turn back? I can't remember how, like, it works, but, yeah, I think there's, like, a reversal thing on it. A weird movie. My goal would be- It's a great movie, dude. Do you ever, like, do you know the premise? No. It's, like, a high school in the sky. It's a high school, but just for, like, superheroes. Oh. It was so cool. It was, like- It was, like, when the commercials came out, I was, like, this is going to be the coolest movie of all time. I had it on DVD. I said a high school in the sky. I mean, you're not wrong. It is in the sky. It was. It was? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because I think, like, a flying bus took you there for people who can fly. That's funny. Yeah, I heard that question today, and I was, like, and then the top comment was, like, this started a fight between me and my wife for 45 minutes. That's so funny. What would you do, Andy? Would you raise Kelsey? I think I know a ton of- A lot of people that would- Yeah, I think I would. At, like, not to get- Not at, like, the point of getting, like, too, like, serious, but, yeah, I think she'd, like- It'd be fun to have, like, give her, like, a fun childhood with a dad. She never really had that a ton, so it's, like, that would be cool. That is so cute. But also, I don't know who I could trust to raise my daughter. You know, like, not- She wouldn't even be technically my daughter. I guess she technically would. I don't know who I could trust to raise my wife. Yeah, we could raise Kelsey. Like I said, I don't know if I know anybody. But that's the question, though, too, is that they get old, and it's, like, you're assuming that they're going to want to be with you, and part of being a parent is wanting the best for them. Yeah. And so it's, like, I want you to meet somebody that's your age. That would be a terrible movie of just, like, waiting that long and just, like, one day, possibly. If I turn into a baby, send me to Mount Athos to be raised by monks. No, I'm going to raise you. What a wildlife that would be, dude. I'd be trying to get shot by the same thing. I'd be, like, let's start this over and see if we come back together. Genius. Genius. Wrong shells. Your dogs have to raise you now? I know. I was going to say, at what point would somebody have to come discover you guys? You ever think about that? There's enough Amazon stuff lined up in the queue. Someone would realize there's a screaming child and no one doing anything about it. Yeah, true. I think about that all the time. This is part of, like, my postpartum anxiety. Can you still say that after your baby's three years old? Sure. Because you have pregnant brain still, right? Yeah. What if something happens to me? What if something happens to me while I'm with the kids? Yeah. And no one's there? Life alert. Oh, gosh. Yeah, that's scary. I know. I think about it all the time. Like, if I choke. I do think about that when you, like, leave for, like, a night or something. Yeah. Like, with your friends or whatever. When I do that all the time. Yeah. Three-eye atlas. Okay. Three-eye atlas. Yeah. The thing we've been waiting months for. I looked it up. We talked about it on the live yesterday. People, these scientists, were like, it broke apart. It went around the sun. It goes, boom. It exploded. And someone's like, it imploded. No, it exploded. Because there's, like, apparently, they said there's, like, oh, 16 parts now. Yeah. But then I looked it up this morning. That's just speculation. Is it? We wrote a song for nothing? Yep. It was a good song, though. It was good. But, yeah, there's no clear evidence yet of when this comes out. There's no clear evidence that it broke apart. They're just saying that the anomalies of it, like, shifting and stuff, look like it's exploded, but they can't confirm it. Interesting. So it's just, yeah, still out there. Yeah. Weird. Weird. Them drones, those droids, split apart and came back together, dude. Well, the thing is, you look at that one military video that we saw from the Navy guy. Oh, yeah. It was shot by a missile, and then it broke apart, but the other pieces kept moving with the object. It's because it's a weather balloon. Of course. Not. Mr. Green. Did you watch that yesterday? No. Where's his video? Oh, you haven't seen that? Yeah, we've seen it. We did it. Because remember I said that. It gets shot by, like, an ant. Was it Hank Green that said it? Yeah. I can't remember. One of the Greens. It's definitely Hank Green, not John. He said that, because it came out in the congressional UAP hearing, that thing was flying, and they shot it with a, yeah, what was it called? Was it UAP? Like a tomahawk? I don't know. Yeah, UAP. And they shot it, and it, like, it, like, just, like, the missile, like, bounced off of it, but it kept on going. What? But, like, two pieces broke off, but it was, like, traveling with it. Yeah, it didn't slow down. Like, it didn't, like, just, like, back away. This thing was moving at an incredible rate, and it still got hit, and the pieces that broke off continued to keep moving. And Hank Green was like, oh, it was just a weather balloon. Okay. And then, but I'm like, if it was a weather balloon, why was it classified footage? Yeah, and also, why would they shoot it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Hank Green's strange. What was that? He's something strange. Hank Green is strange. The Greens are strange, but I love them. They're smart. They're smart. John's great. John's great. I really don't know the difference at this point. John's the author. I mean, I think they're both authors, technically, but John's, like, more the novel. He's more, like, anthropological. I think that John is very much more concerned with people, and Hank is concerned with earth sciences. Yeah. I didn't know John was a believer, too. John's a believer. Did you guys see that TikTok of that chick that was in the, it was like a museum in Europe or something, and she saw this painting, and it was of a lady holding a platter with a man's head on it. She's like, whatever that man did, I'm in agreeance with the woman. He deserved it. And people were like, that's a painting of John the Baptist. Jeez. That's so funny, dude. It's like, you don't know the historical context. Context. Shut it. You don't know what you're saying. That's so funny. Yeah. That'd be a good t-shirt. Of John? Yeah. Just says, happy birthday? Yeah, that would be insane. Like, old Renaissance fair, like, kind of, you know. You know, that's why, apparently, Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate birthdays. Really? Really. Is because. Because of that? Yeah, it's like the only written account of a birthday in scripture had to do with John the head. John the head. John the Baptist. John the head. That's what they called him after. What about the birth of Christ? In a celebration with gifts. That's true. That's true. I don't think they celebrate a lot of, like, any holidays. They don't celebrate any holidays. Like, so that's, like, it's, uh, yeah. Boring! I was raised in the Jehovah's Witness Church for, like, when I was a kid kid. Really? Really? Yeah. Like, whenever, like, until I was, like, in first or second grade, I remember we went to the meetings, is what they call them. They're like, we're going to the meeting, and the only thing I remember from it is they would have, like, time with the adults and everything, and they would ask, like, questions about the Bible and stuff like that, or whatever they believe in, and at that time, and they would pass around microphones, and I would, like, like, my grandma or aunt or whoever would whisper in my ear the answer, and so I could say it into the microphone. But, like, yeah, my, like, I got family that's Jehovah's Witnesses. Yeah, it was crazy. So that was the origin of you wanting to speak publicly? Basically. Yeah. I was like, I deserve this? I need this in my life? I want this? Speaking of wanting things. Yeah. The last penny has been pinched. No way! We're done with the pennies? As of yesterday, when we record this, as of yesterday, the last penny was made. No way. They have stopped making the penny. Officially. Like, forever. Forever. Because it costs more to print them than, actually, like, than it's worth, right? Yeah. Wow. Which is a little scary, because that just means the value of the dollar is going down, like, a tiny thing away. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. That's super nuts. They don't do any half dollars anymore, right? So. I think they're in circulation. You can still use them. That's what I'm saying. But they are talking about, for the 250th anniversary, doing a half dollar trump on it. Oh, boy. Yeah, they do, like, the half dollars for, like, occasions. I see. Yeah. Australia does that, too. It's actually pretty cool. They do, like, a holiday coin. Yeah. And they make a limited amount. It's, like, real money. But this year. Apparently, they did like bluey on their currency. That's hilarious. Hilarious. I know. That's awesome. That is insanely cool. I think that would be really cool if we did that every four years. Like, no matter who the president is, no matter what side you're on, I feel like it would be cool to commemorate each four years with the new president and some significant things about it. Like, you can come up with really cool artistic ways to commemorate the past four years. And then that way it's literally a historical thing, but it's also currency. You can also spend it. Yeah. It's the incentive. You do the, like you said, the past four years, not the new president. It's like when his term is done, good or bad, you commemorate the four years. It has like a famous saying that they had on the coin. Yeah. Like Trump would be China. China. And it's just fire. It's just fire. Joe Biden's like, where am I? It's just gibberish all the way around. How much is this? But no ice cream cone, please. Zola gave Jane a quarter that she found, which was so sweet. And I saw on the back. It didn't have, you know, the use of like states. This one, I guess it was like a circulation where they did national parks. Yeah. You've seen that? Uh-huh. I was enamored. Pretty cool. Very cool. Very neat. It's crazy that the penny's going away, though. Gone. That's wild. Like, if they're never going to print one ever again, it's going to be wondering, like, who's going to spend, who's going to have that last penny? I know. That'd be kind of cool to know. That has to be somewhat valuable or something. Big time. The final one. You know, the guy is like. Yeah. Some factory worker. He's like. That's so cool, though. But that's stealing. That's theft. You can't do that. Sure you can. As long as you don't get cut. Hey. Hey, speaking of money, I spent $230 today. On what? On the coolest piece of cloth. And like, it's almost like a statement. What you really, like what it's really doing. But I bought the Apple Pocket. Did you actually? No. What's the Apple Pocket? Not a chance. I heard someone talking about the Apple Pocket. I have no idea what the Apple Pocket is. What do you think the Apple Pocket is? What would you think that Apple's spending, like, charging you $230 for? And it's an accessory. Is it like an EMF blocker? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ooh, that'd be good. Yeah. What do you think? Apple Pocket. Yeah. What's an Apple Pocket? Dude, I have no idea. Would you be surprised if it's literally just a little sock pocket thing to carry your Apple iPhone in? Does it do anything? Because that's all it is. Does it do anything? It doesn't do a thing. What? So imagine a sock that's. You know, sewn at the top and then it has, like, a slit in the middle so you can, like, slide it over your shoulder or over your wrist and then you can just put your phone into this thing. What? That's it. Hold on. Is it, like, waterproof? Is it, like, for. No. It's nylon and, I think, silicone. Is it, like, a sleeve so you can wear it while running? No. It's. They have a shorter version for $150 that goes around. Like, you could tie it around your purse. Possibly you could tie it around your wrist. And then they have a long version where it's, like, you can wear it. Crossbody or, like, a purse. But it's literally. It has, like, the top of the iPhone poking out and it's just. What? A Apple Pocket is what they're calling. Dude, flip that around. Let me see that. Is that not the most nuts? It looks like a sock. It's a sock, dude. That is so silly. It says. This is from Apple. It said. Introducing iPhone Pocket. A beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone. $230. $230. $230 for the big one. $150 for the other. Look at this. I just sent this. This is the craziest thing. It's the. It's. What are. Who do they think they are? They probably. Like, we are so popular that we could sell a sock for $200 and they would buy it. Every single person I see carrying one of these, I'm punching in the armpit. This has to be, like, a niche want. Like, people are like, gosh, I really just wish I could throw my iPhone over my shoulder or something. And they're like, here you go. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't understand it. But you guys. You guys. You guys remember back in the day, Steve Jobs actually dropped socks, Apple socks. No. Yeah. It was five pack for $30. A five pack for $30 just in a box, which is compared to this price is insane. Yeah. It makes total sense. But it was literally just, it was like a sock material that you could just put your thing in, but it was literally this big and it just, it fits your iPhone. That's perfect. That makes sense. Like a sleeve to cover to protect the screen, protect the camera. This is obnoxious. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's also an invitation to get your phone yeeted. Yeah. It's the most obvious thing of like, Hey, I haven't, I have a lot of money and I'm very, I have very expensive phone in my pocket. Yeah. This neon thing that's half tied to me. Just snatch it. I am. It's gotta be so easy to pick pocket. I know. I loved the, the podcast with Joe and Elon and the, everybody's like, at least you're buzzing on mine. Um, Joe was like, are you ever going to do phones? And you know, I was like, I don't know. I don't think I'm going to do a sin, but I just think about how like revolutionary that would be because he's so dedicated to quality. I mean, like, I don't really like the design of the Teslas. I don't think they look that cool, but it's like somebody needs to challenge Apple and put them, set them straight because they're monopolizing tech right now, as far as like phones and stuff like that. And you say, Sam, a lot of people would say Samsung's doing that. I mean, a lot of people are saying like, you know, like every iPhone update happens and they're like, we've had this forever. Google's doing a phone. Interesting. Samsung's doing phones. And so it's like, I mean, I don't know. I think Apple's just like made their way inside the door that like, no matter what we do, it's going to be great to me. I'm addicted to the layout. Well, yeah, for sure. It's an aesthetic thing for me too, because I went, I went one year having a Samsung phone and I'll never go back. Yeah. It was like 2016. I was like, Oh, this is, they were smart with their, uh, the integrations and the app store and their OS. Like nothing can touch that. Yeah. Like you could have like the, the cameras are better on Android. They really are, but like try to get that into an Adobe app and, you know, going back and forth between all the platforms. By the time you're like on the third app, you're like, give me my iPhone back. Comments are going to go crazy. Speaking of Samsung, I saw this video and I don't know if this is true or not, but you know, those little Christmas tin cookies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know where you're going. Shortbread. Yeah. The blue Danish ones. Apparently they're all made. Yeah. Not in Danish land, China, India, India. And I saw videos of them making these shortbread cookies. Was it delicious and delightful? Really? No. It's like, yeah, it's like the worst stomping on the dough with their feet. We've eaten like eight tins of those. And I don't know. I don't know if it's just the tin that's made in India or if they spliced these videos of these cookies being made in India. Oh my gosh. Bad. Bad. What are they stomping on? Here's the dough. The dough. Like, yeah. The unhygienic. But here's, here's my thought. Cause I got worked up on this too. And this I'm just, I'm allergic to them, so I don't have a dog in the fight. This is what I think might be happening. That'd be a really good way to take something from the West and resell it there. So if they're getting a hold of tins and they're making their own stuff to fill them with, I'll miss it. Or it's propaganda from the competition. Hmm. Who's a competition? Oh, they're shortbread cookies. Keevers. Pepperidge Farm. Pepperidge Farm. All right, just watch the beginning of this video. Dude, this is crazy. I'm glad I don't eat these. Oh, my gosh. Josh and I eat two tins of these. Oh, no. That's the worst reason. That's propaganda. That has to be not real. Where did you send it? Okay. Is it Instagram? Oh, yeah, text. Okay. The music. Oh, geez. Did you not catch the? Oh, my gosh. Like the dirty water. There's oil. Oh, my gosh. The rat running in there. This is propaganda. It might be, but on the tins, it says made in India. Oh, gosh. Oh, it does say it, huh? Yeah. Interesting. That was AI, the rat. No. I love that. Anything that Lily just is scared. Go watch that part again, because the rat does not move in a natural way. Dude, rats never move in a natural way. Dude, I'm telling you, we used to have rats. Oh, we've all had them. No, I'm saying like as pets. Oh, gosh. Yeah, I remember. Tell me that. That's awful. They were the sweetest things in the world, though. Did you catch the pants in the beginning of that clip? No. Go look at the. We're going to have to do some. What is it? Some blurring. Dude, look at this. Oh, my gosh. He's. They're Gretchen's pants. That's hilarious. Oh, I'm horrified. You can't see anything. That's AI. That's AI. That's AI. I think there's like some long johns under there, but that is. Yeah. For listeners, know that we are not anti them because they're made in India. We're anti them because they were made in a rat factory. And with their feet. With their feet. I just am not sure. That's called making with love, though. You know? Yeah. That's the ingredient. All right. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of trench foot. I've never gotten sick from these cookies. No. And you won't forever. We have literally like every Christmas we eat two tins of these. And I still plan on getting them. A hundred percent. We will not be. You have to. I'll get them. You have to. No, get Pepperidge Farm. No, Pepperidge. They're probably made in like another weird factory. Let's make our own. No. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. than making your own. You can't do that. Do you guys saw that flying car that came out recently? no what are you talking about is this one elon was talking about no this is another company they it's basically like a cockpit that has drone propellers on it and they're releasing it to the public like it's a real flying car and you don't have to have your pilot's license for it interesting what do they look like i'm anti this notion of like let science run amok before regulations are in place like why don't we work together with the government to allow the like hey by the way we're making flying cars could you make some kind of air traffic control system or you know what i'm saying yeah then our taxes go up oh my god i mean they can't even do air traffic control for what we have now true this is an insane bro 190 000 flying car that's how much it cost pivotal where it's called 190 000 easy whoa whoa yeah that's a that's a quadcopter right but it's like in case i mean they call it a flying car yeah it says it weighs less than a motorcycle like 300 pounds what sounds safe you don't need a pilot's license but i'm pretty sure i saw a video like because it's like well what if it crashes or the propellers cut out it has a parachute that shoots out and you just float back down holy moly dude what kind of world are we living in right now i know and that's why i'm new about this he's like i'm gonna make they're coming out with this and i'm gonna come out with an even better flying car if this is some like like no name company yeah imagine what he's doing dude yeah this is gonna be wild what if it's like space technology or the opposite elon's been working on this for forever and then he heard these guys in the announces it on joe rogan and these guys have been working on this and they're like oh we gotta launch it right now before elon does yeah did you you didn't watch the live yesterday i watched like two minutes i saw the interracial marriage and they in the comments are like oh my gosh andrew's racist not getting that he's in an interracial marriage uh we made it uh josh made a joke about like you know like we were speculating on like what this thing that elon was teasing like what could it be he's like what if it was a time machine and then we joked about how like a cloning machine yeah like well the time machine thing was funny because we were like we were talking about if like you uh if elon was like literally from the future like that was his like we'd look back in an old joe rogan episode and he'd like showed up or something and he mentioned something and he's like oh this is all tying together now oh my god so you've been lurking on it this whole time you never know you never know that would be crazy if you were the richest man on earth yeah you could probably figure out how to make a time machine if he can't then who can't the tech isn't there he's gonna rely on ai i like what he said because he was very you know in the beginning he's very concerned about ai safety and then he's like i had this epiphany epiphany epiphany epiphany that um i realized that i could not be a contender unless i was in the mix and so he's like as a result i'm gonna make grok the most conscientious of the ais everybody who's listening to this episode go listen to that episode because it's really good he talks about like how all these other ais are like lying to people and yeah but his grok is weird though yeah i don't like all the all the sexual stuff yeah it's it's creepy it's yeah yeah because but the chat gpt is doing that now they're like uh what's his face that runs chat gpt open ai same yeah he's like yeah we're gonna release you know certain restrictions for people for adults because like adults should be able to use however you know like ai stuff for adult uses and it's like okay but should they no should they though this isn't like a right that we need to have like that like that we're gonna get really mad about it's like you could just not do it you're doing this for profit like it's not gonna stay with adults it's going to incorporate into our society into the kids and the culture and it's like this is wrong and it's a it's beginning it's the signs of such a downfall that's happening well i mean it's already happening and that's that's what's scary it's like elon was saying that it's his goal to make the most like morally conscious ai well he said he said that he's like uh truth seeking truth seeking yeah and it's like what is your truth yeah no exactly that's that's what we have to always question yeah people like who's making this stuff like oh it's not a bias but it's like the person who made it is biased everyone's biased yeah so it's like we nothing it's just coming from and that's what goes back to our haunted cosmos talk it's like a hundred percent it satan infiltrates our own hearts and our own spirits and we create things and so in that way satan can use whatever outlet we have yeah well to say that truth is not relative is you would need an implic like an implication of faith so like there's no way for them to do that unless there is a singular like accepted faith right yeah yeah so like that exactly dangerous yes so it's like he keeps he kept on saying like truth seeking and needs like that's his whole thing is like his ai is truth seeking not validating this or that and it's like but what is your truth which that that's not price that combats free speech which he's a singular truth yeah his whole thing is like because he gave the comparison it was like open ai or something no it was genesis google's genesis okay they asked to do like the create an image of the founding fathers and it was like all women yeah it was like it was yeah like a mixed race by it was a diverse group of women yeah he's like that's not truth so like his only truth seeking truth seeing so it's like is your truth is it just factual stuff yeah because that's different yeah well not only that he also they prompted genesis with way humanity in its existence by their race and gender and white men were at the lowest they were worth like something like 120th of what a black female was weighed as worth with genesis which is crazy and then so he prompted grok the same and grok said all people are created equally yeah um scary yeah yeah and that's the thing you don't know when it's being manipulative yeah like i don't know and we've always said like history and truth are uh written by the winners right like that's a commonly taught thing but if all these models are using existing documents existing texts so like the database by which all of this draws from is already flawed well that's yeah that's what he's saying yeah that's what i'm saying like with the different of between facts and truth those really aren't the same in our society right here's the fact you know we are founded here this is how it happened it's like okay but what's the truth though yeah yeah so yeah you there's there's a huge difference and and it eliminates people like half the time to find out that truth you got to go talk to like a oral tradition like i would love to go talk to natives on a reservation i'll be like how do y'all tell this story it might not be online yeah i mean like how do you find that that was his biggest argument though too is that and why he went into politics was like culturally as a nation we're going in this direction where we're making this our truth and so while these ais are pulling from their creators right and their truths are also pulling from the internet and the internet is full of like infatuation and stuff like that and so i think that's a huge difference and i think that's a huge difference you know and so as a culture elon is arguing we need to shift to me i think elon is way more optimistic than probably i am he talked about ai in its greatest rendition or whatever it is like the greatest outcome that we can have would be like fixed incomes for everybody ai takes all over all these jobs and teaches us these things and makes health care good and we all get to there will be a purposelessness epidemic because people were made to work by god you know and so there will be purposelessness especially in men and then we could just figure it out and make hobbies and stuff like that and i'm like there's no way that's happening no there's no way we're enslaved greed it's at the forefront of everything also elon is the richest man on earth and like he's going to continue to do stuff to keep that power for sure he's a competitive dude oh yeah and he's like not going to be like he's gonna i don't know i feel like he would sacrifice people's feelings and humanity for the sake of continuing to grow yeah i would yeah he's already doing that yeah so that's the yeah that's the thing it's like it's are we seeing the beginning of like a world domination it's weird he believes that we live in a simulation that's his religion this is my thought on that though yeah he he's pretty he talked to joe rogan a lot about about the he said that there's a there is a probability that we're saying that because could you imagine waking up and you're like i'm the richest man on earth i own a space company where i send people to space i own an electric car company i somehow influence the u.s politics my best friend's the president not anymore i would be like yeah i'm probably in a simulation yeah yeah and he's like he's probably the one of the only people in the world that has as much agency as he does because he's like oh this is a problem i'll fix it and it's like everybody there's a billion people in the world that has as much agency as he does billion there's seven billion other people in the world going i'm gonna live the way that i do with this thing and he's like let me fix it you know and so that would be confusing to anybody right yeah the god complex that he's gotta have though to be like i'll fix it it's like hey man there there are things beyond you and that that's not just a call out to elon that's like i think with this entire ai conversation all of these people who think that ai is gonna fix everything or the yeah humanity is broken that's why we need jesus I don't think so. there is a fix well i just watched this video on oh where was it um it was a channel it was a big think in freethink youtube but they were highlighting this guy or he was talking his name is peter laden um he's a long time tech expert and thought leader on the future uh he used to work for wired magazine of basically like predicting technology of like the advancement and stuff yeah very smart man incredibly smart but in this video he broke down what we've talked about before but the like the 80-year cycle and he laid it out of like technology 80-year cycles and uh so he gave the scenario of like uh from 1787 to 1812 which was like the early industrial revolution it was a huge that was right after america got independent and there's this big boom in technology and like right steam engine and all that stuff maybe not steam engine no that was probably later but then it was 1865 to 1890 so another 80 plus years or whatever give or take that was right after the civil war ended and that was the beginning of the gilded age so like that's when more technology started like this flourishing that's like where the plane was made like the wright brothers and all this stuff and then 1945 after world war ii which is called the great post-war boom in the height of capitalism that's like when we saw the where we're kind of at today where all the industry and um factories and stuff like that like technology's skyrocketed and since 1970 he's saying 2025 is actually the beginning of this new and this new cycle of technology and he said it'll probably last from 2025 to 2050. i'm not saying it's gonna last forever it's gonna last forever but it's gonna last forever 2050 and he thinks it's gonna be the a crazy development in ai clean energy and bioengineering and he broke it down and he's like he's like it's it's we're because we're getting into this world now where especially in the u.s where like the old tradition of capitalism is not really working right it's starting to be outweighed yeah and there's a lot of people protesting like the the gap between poor and wealthy is separating even more and more so capitalism in its traditional sense is not working he said i think with ai with all this stuff it's going to flip it to where and he said he's a predictor of future technology his resume is pretty spot on but he's like he believes within the years 2025 to 2050 at one point we will have a global governance oh boy primarily ran by ai oh my gosh jesus come back don't let this happen not this guy's not a blaze wasn't like a prophecy kind of thing he's just like the way things are moving because he just observes everything and like um uh what do you call it tracks uh just patterns patterns yeah very good at tracking patterns he's like yeah i i do see a global uh governance system to where it's not like individual countries but it's more of a overarching one world governance system ran by ai i mean even if it was individual countries who all have systems that integrate like you think about like something like your driver's license from the united states can work as a passport like that's not a big leap that sounds efficient right yeah well i mean they have the passport card they could that's used as ids now yeah i didn't even know that yeah it's literally just the size of a driver's license but you it's it's a passport and now it'll be on your phone which is face id yeah well i mean we got we got a couple states in the u.s where you have digital id now where it's just on your phone it's crazy crazy oh my gosh all of you guys should watch this video because it's really really good um it reminds me just the bilderberg meeting uh video that y files did yeah that whole breakdown of like the future of what it could look like and everything and it's like this just seems more realistic every single day i know yeah it just makes me concerned okay so like we what we were talking about with what genesis was programmed to understand about like white men being ranked the least in importance which i think that's what we're talking about i think that's what we're talking about with white men being ranked the least in importance and then the narrative that we're seeing about christians and you know kind of like our people group in our at least our country what it's looking like i'm just like is the ai gonna try to kill us all yeah well i was watching i mean even i was like just in passing we had dune on yesterday dune too and there's that line in there like i think you like she's like she's arguing with the uh the lady in black florence pugh's character is arguing with the lady in black and she's like a and the benedict oh yeah the benedict the old lady looks at her and she says something about you know you underestimate these people and she's like i think you underestimate faith and i was like oh snap because it's like talking about like you know if you come down harder they will rebel even harder like they will hold on to their faith even more so i think that's probably a little or not a little that's a thing that these tech industry guys are not are just factoring in factoring in for sure people's faith yeah you know that's that's when i look at elon i just when you talk about the you know like we're in a simulation your theory about how he's just blown away by his own life i truly do believe it's just such a self-absorption you say god complex but i think it's just this guy's so driven his life is surrounded by just fixing problems being the best you say no to me guess what i will fight until i prove you wrong yeah that type of attitude the dude i don't think understands true everyday life and real people connection and so i think he's just so removed from it he has no idea how to like what our problems are and what our perspectives are and i think he just wants to create things and it's like that'd be fine if you were just like i'm just an inventor i just want to find these amazing things and and he comes off as very disconnected from i'm sure he deals with opposition like we know he deals with opposition but it becomes very different when opposition becomes physical like i doubt that's an actual part of his existence and so like the inflated reality is he's is he's physically invincible yeah and that's not like a cryptic like not encouraging anything but like when you break people like look through history and like as people revolt like you know let them eat cake and it goes south you know what i mean like stuff like that can happen speaking of revolting eating cake i got some eastern european stories that are crazy all right right after this answer don't go anywhere when you shop kroger delivery you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door our refrigerated trucks keep your 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And he said, I'm wearing the colors of the enemy. Beep beep boop boop. This guy sounds awesome. But I'm the janitor with stamina. I sent it to Josh. Anyway. Anyways, did you hear that? It's a question, quarter, question, quarter, question, quarter with Lily where the questions are fresh out of mind. Okay. Would you rather be born? I love it. This is just a would you rather segment now? I know because you guys respond best. Sometimes we just need a curveball though. You need a one or a two. Yeah. Would you rather be born a human and then every year become 1% more bird or be born a bird and every year become 1% more human? You can fly when you're at 35% bird. Ooh. So the question is, do you want to spend majority of your life flying or your golden years? I feel like you should do bird into human. Cause I feel like it'd be really cool. Cause then you'd be a massive bird when you're like 15. And you just, yeah, you'd be a massive bird. But if you're a human going to a bird, it's like, yeah, it's like guys next year, you tell your kids next year, I'm gone. I'm a bird. I'm a fully a bird. I got to leave the nest. But you'll, I guess you'll like enter humanhood with so much wisdom. As a bird going from bird to human. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause if you go from human to bird, I think you'll die pretty quick. There's a high chance of like death. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I would be born as a human. But what's like the, what's the, oh, that's what I'm saying. Well, I thought as a, if you're born as a bird, you're likely to die. But I'm saying if you're born as a human and become a bird, what do you know by being a bird? 1% every year though. Like, so when you're 15, you're 15% bird. What point do you grow a beak? Oh, I didn't come up with that. Let's figure it out. So you can fly at 35%. So when you're 35, you can start flying. So you would probably get a beak around 25. Yeah. That's tough. That's a tough look. If you're a human though, you can plan for becoming the bird. Yeah. Yeah. You learn, you're learning a lot. You basically have a human childhood and a bird. Best years of your life. You just really want to eat worms all the time. You don't know why. Well, you wouldn't know why. People eat like gruel. You get told at your quinceanera. You remember your quinceanera? Yeah. Yeah. It was beautiful. It was amazing. The dances we shared. Amazing. Incredible. Insane. Yeah. Your father tells you, you don't know who your father is. It's like my father, my grandfather, they all have just left. For some reason, there's always cranes hanging outside your house at like very important moments in your life though. Yeah, your graduation, like there's like just a sandhill crane just standing outside. You're like, who is that? That'd be cool if you could be a crane. Your 13th birthday, your mom and grandmother sit you down and say, I know you've been feeling some changes. That's just acting on worms. What changes? What changes? Yeah. Picking at your wings. That's where they tell you that you will be a bird one day. You're starting to turn into a bird. I'm going to tell my girls that's what puberty is. It's when you turn into a bird. We told Jane that we found her under a rock in China. She loves it though. It's a good origin story, dude. Yeah. It's our bedtime story that I'd say to them sometimes like Ada was born on a pirate ship. Yeah. And then we sailed to China and I lifted up this big rock, this big crystal rock. Yeah. And underneath the rock was baby Jane. And they're like, ah. That's amazing. We're having a cat birthday, right? Yeah. And I just thought while I was driving around, I'm like, we need to have everybody wear purple. That'd be good. Purr. Purr. Purple. I think that when I first asked this question, I would have been human to bird. But I like what you're saying about bird to person. Because then you could like, you could fly around and like observe cultures. Yeah. You could know the woods really well. Yeah. And how to survive in the wilderness. And as soon as you become a human, you're just like, I got this. You're not doing a lot of studying though, besides just like observing. That is an argument for evolving. You're not like reading a book. You're not reading a book. Yeah, I agree. So is who? I mean, I don't know how strong your talons are. You guys can make a. Strong. You guys can make an argument that you maintain human sentience the entire time. Nice. I'll allow it. So even as a human to bird, you still got the human brain. Yeah. I can't talk to anyone. No, but you have the instincts of a bird though. Okay. Great parrot though. I just like run around my room. I can't find the door. My mom has to come in with a broom and just like pat me. Hey, hey, hey. Calm down, calm down. Andy, calm down. Just in the top corner. You have no wings. You're just doing this. She looks like a naked turkey. I don't know what I'm doing. What bird would you be? Hawk. Cool. Owl. Oh boy. What's that? Or a falcon. What are those giant, is it like the, they're like eagles, like a golden eagle or something? Yeah. Yeah. The wingspans are like seven feet or something. Yeah. Crazy. I think it'd be a pelican. I think a pelican would be dope. It'd be cool because you used to live by the ocean. By the ocean, you're always like gliding. You get to dive into the water and stuff. Better question. What do you think each one of us, what birds would we be? Oh my gosh. I could see you as a dove, a pigeon. I know. I was going to say pigeon because you get the best snacks. Just a fat pigeon in New York. Hey, would it kill you to drop some breadcrumbs? You could be an English pigeon. Jane and I went and fed birds this week at the Ibis, or what those are called. The lilies would for sure be a pair. The white ibises, the one with the long. Yeah. Yeah. They're the best. We were feeding ibises and then a bunch of crows came along and a bunch of like sparrows, I think, came. It was beautiful. And they were like sitting in our laps, dude. That's awesome. They were all around us. Jane and I were enamored. But then this English woman comes up and she says, oh, these are so beautiful in her accent. And she's like, I just take a picture for my son. All we got is stink and pigeons back home. Dang. To be an English pigeon would be cool. What a dream. Andrew, here's to that beat. Oh, I missed the button. Do it again. This, this just got me. All right. We ready? Three. I don't have it. What? Okay. All right. Now I got it. Three, two, one. This is scary. A little lower. Now feel around. Move around a little bit. Whoa. No, no. What? Scary. No, no. Stop, Gary. Feel around. Touch it. It won't move. I don't want to. That's a little girl trying to feel something in a box, trying to see what it is. Touch it. Move around. Put your hand there. I did touch it. Huh? I did. What do you think it is? I don't know. What did it feel like? I think it's a hand. What is it? You were right. That is so good. What a good reaction, dude. It's the guttural scream. I got one more for you. That's so good. Oh, dude. If we're doing pimple. Dude. Just one. I'm not going to become the pimple guy, but just one. I love these. Oh, I hate them. Ready? Three, two, one. I had to watch it from far away. Music or sound? Sound off. Okay. Sound off. Three, two, one. Go. Oh. Wait. Look. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm literally going to throw up, dude. That is awful. Oh, my gosh. I have to think about something else. Baseball. ada asked me this morning she's like mom remember when i used to play baseball and i was like no you never have okay has your gag reflex fixed yet i'm resetting okay the first time i heard andy throw up for the first time oh that was the first time you've ever heard me throw up yes in the woods i thought it was so quiet too i was really trying to be quiet really can you give an impression all right it sounded like sasquatch in the woods literally because we're in the we're in franklin and andy wasn't feeling too hot and he went to the woods and we had a fire your whole family's around the fire yep and lily comes out and she's like where's where's andy and because he's like i think he's kind of sick he's in the woods and all of a sudden you hear and literally it's like you scream it's like ah you I didn't even faze your family oh no because they're so used to it oh man but it's echoing in the woods it's crazy crazy it's insane i mean we were in the woods there was like there were houses like kind of around they were kind of sparse but you could hear dogs going because they weren't scared of whatever they were hearing oh my god and then we came back we told horror stories yeah scary stories around the fire it was wonderful bounce back you got a little tear from your gag i don't doubt it dude i'm literally like it ruined that was rough yeah i don't like those at all bro wait tell tell them what chain did at the cabin oh uh they're sleeping in the bed with us and jane woke up and she rolled on top of ada and uh it goes hi and jane literally like this for no reason just because i guess her breath like not pretending at all just did a full seeing a two-year-old gag i don't know why it's really cute ada's breath is stinky see i need to take her to the dentist and see what's up yeah thinking of stinking stinking breath yeah um have you guys ever heard of agafia lakova agafia lakova lakova lakroya close agafia lakova no never heard of her she's probably never heard you either because that's not she's lived in the siberian wilderness since the 1940s still to this day to this day that's crazy crazy story all right um i saw this video on vice where they're highlighting this lady and so uh yeah it was lakova um so apparently in the 1930s her father carp lakove which i found like what close she he's lakova and she's lakova and i asked it's a female version it is in russia apparently the last names they change with male female cool i don't know if that's all i'd be like hoopa hoopera hoopera is it like for only like when they the father doesn't have a namesake or is it no it's not a is it like for only like when they the father doesn't have a namesake or is it no it's anything yeah it's even when they get married yeah weird cool apparently but carp lakove in the 1930s was the soviet revolution you know as before that but it was in the midst of it but they were part of what's called the old believers orthodox sect which i looked into that and it was like a split between old believers and current russian orthodox okay over some and it was like a split between old believers and current russian orthodox okay over some stuff stuff but the old believers just basically the orthodox church we know at this point were heavily but the old believers just basically the orthodox church we know at this point were heavily persecuted by the soviets persecuted by the soviets persecuted by the soviets and uh apparently carp's brother who was a and uh apparently carp's brother who was a and uh apparently carp's brother who was a believer as well was shot and killed for believer as well was shot and killed for believer as well was shot and killed for his faith his faith his faith and so carp uh lakov decided to take his and so carp uh lakov decided to take his and so carp uh lakov decided to take his wife and i believe two of their children wife and i believe two of their children wife and i believe two of their children um 200 miles into the siberian um 200 miles into the siberian um 200 miles into the siberian wilderness wilderness wilderness to just escape persecution yeah okay to just escape persecution yeah okay to just escape persecution yeah okay and and and they had like nothing with them base they had like nothing with them base they had like nothing with them base though they brought stuff but like they though they brought stuff but like they though they brought stuff but like they didn't have like a firearm didn't have like a firearm didn't have like a firearm um i wonder if i thought i had a good um i wonder if i thought i had a good um i wonder if i thought i had a good thing of what they hadn't done that oh thing of what they hadn't done that oh thing of what they hadn't done that oh no it's not give me a second yeah well no it's not give me a second yeah well no it's not give me a second yeah well they they just basically they had they they just basically they had they they just basically they had nothing going out to the siberian nothing going out to the siberian nothing going out to the siberian wilderness wilderness wilderness and then uh and then uh and then uh uh agaf agafia uh agaf agafia uh agaf agafia and another sibling were born in the and another sibling were born in the and another sibling were born in the wilderness wilderness wilderness in the middle of nowhere they said that in the middle of nowhere they said that in the middle of nowhere they said that there there there where they set up camp was 160 where they set up camp was 160 where they set up camp was 160 wilderness without human contact this wilderness without human contact this wilderness without human contact this whole family lived without human contact whole family lived without human contact whole family lived without human contact until the 1970s 1978 until the 1970s 1978 until the 1970s 1978 wow when it just so happened these wow when it just so happened these wow when it just so happened these geologists were flying over because geologists were flying over because geologists were flying over because they were looking for like iron ore or they were looking for like iron ore or they were looking for like iron ore or something like that yeah and they saw something like that yeah and they saw something like that yeah and they saw like a cultivated land and like farm and like a cultivated land and like farm and like a cultivated land and like farm and like a couple little huts like what's like a couple little huts like what's like a couple little huts like what's that and so they went down that and so they went down that and so they went down they trekked back there and they said they trekked back there and they said they trekked back there and they said it's it's pretty much impossible to get it's it's pretty much impossible to get it's it's pretty much impossible to get to this place except through to this place except through to this place except through using a helicopter wow like you can walk using a helicopter wow like you can walk using a helicopter wow like you can walk but you can't walk in the winter but you can't walk in the winter but you can't walk in the winter because they say the winters in this because they say the winters in this because they say the winters in this part of siberia it gets to like on part of siberia it gets to like on part of siberia it gets to like on basically no food and the mother basically no food and the mother basically no food and the mother basically starved herself to death so basically starved herself to death so basically starved herself to death so that the children could eat that the children could eat that the children could eat wow and what's even more sad wow and what's even more sad wow and what's even more sad is when these these geologists came is when these these geologists came is when these these geologists came since this family had been living in since this family had been living in since this family had been living in isolation now for 40 years don't say it isolation now for 40 years don't say it isolation now for 40 years don't say it they got diseases from this geologist they got diseases from this geologist they got diseases from this geologist and three of the four siblings died and three of the four siblings died and three of the four siblings died oh no out as a dad like with within a oh no out as a dad like with within a oh no out as a dad like with within a week of each other how ticked would you week of each other how ticked would you week of each other how ticked would you be as the dad oh yeah it's like you see be as the dad oh yeah it's like you see be as the dad oh yeah it's like you see him as they stay away him as they stay away him as they stay away this whole um video was highlighting uh this whole um video was highlighting uh this whole um video was highlighting uh agafia who's still alive and now agafia who's still alive and now agafia who's still alive and now apparently one of these geologists lives apparently one of these geologists lives out there too, but he's a really strange man. And they go back and forth. It's really weird dynamics. He has one leg and he has a wooden peg leg and weird stuff. That doesn't make him weird. It's just that he's weird. No, but he's done weird stuff to Agathia. Like said weird stuff and manipulates her. But she's lived there her whole life. That's so sad. So he's just taking advantage. Someone beat that guy up. Yeah, it's weird. And she takes care of him because he's older than she is. And it's hard for him to go get water because of his peg leg. So he's just a burden. Pretty much. Golly. And he's a geologist that came and discovered Agathia and is now exploiting her. It seems like it. Oh my gosh. He could be listening. Careful. Yeah. Stop doing that. But yeah, so they learn to grow their own food. They hand make all their clothes with hemp. So this girl Agathia, all she's known is the wilderness. Yeah. And I think she's like in her 80s now maybe or 70s, 70 or 80. Yeah. But what I thought was crazy was I was watching this and there's just like some little parts where she was talking and she this is another crazy thing. They didn't know anything about the outside world. Obviously. Sure. Yeah. They didn't know about the moon landing. They didn't know that the USSR had collapsed. Wow. Nothing. Yeah. They've just been living in isolation. But she talked about that while they were filming, there was a plane. flying overhead that was spraying chemtrails. And she says, I hate these planes because every time they come, it either rains or snows. And I know that there's chemicals in them because it makes me feel sick. Oh my gosh. This lady who's been living in the Siberian wilderness was commenting on a chemtrail. She said those clouds that these planes put out make it rain or snow and it makes me and the animals feel sick. Even she's smarter than most. It's because we're being so disillusioned because we're literally being poisoned every single day. We don't even notice. Yeah. It's crazy. But in the interview too, she had like this old, old Bible that she said has been handed down for her family for like 600 years or something that she was reading out of. Yeah. She reads it every day and she like started talking about like the Antichrist and she's like from news that I'm getting from people that are coming to see me. She's like, I feel like the end is actually near and that the Antichrist is coming soon. Yeah. I'm like, this is crazy for this lady to be like, yeah, I trust her. I know. Yeah. I feel like I trust her with more than most people. That's awesome. Yeah. Crazy life. So Agafia Lakova. There needs to be a full documentary on this lady. I know. Very cool. But yeah, she's super self-sufficient, obviously. But and she's like, yeah, I'll never at this point. I would never leave. I think she they said that they've brought her to like the city city, whatever is close to them like once or twice. But besides that, she just lives out there. How old is she now? She's probably in her 70s or 80s. Well, she was born in 1944, I believe. She's 130 years old. Yeah. That's so sad about her siblings I know Yeah that makes me mad But I thought that was a crazy story Is she in good health? Relatively For an 80 year old That's super cool Just imagine what they're eating And how their daily life looked like That's wild She does have a gun They got guns now To protect against wolves or geologists? Wolves and bears That's why I got a gun She said the bears out there are insane Like the biggest Meanest bears and wolves Dude speaking of wolves Frankenstein Was awesome Continue sir That's it That was pretty good I'll have to watch that video That's fascinating to me People can just get out in places like that And survive Especially when the dude first fled We're just going to figure this out That's insane Could you imagine putting that on your family? Like going 200 miles Into the middle of nowhere No one knew you were out there For over 40 years Well you're making a choice On the outcome of your children too You're saying you guys will never marry Or experience But we have each other And at least we'll survive because of our faith And then just not knowing how quickly Things have progressed on the outside world They're probably thinking about their lives And how long they've been living under oppression And then 40 years past And they're like no way is it better But really everything was changing every five years Yeah You know And that was something that Elon said He said reality is accelerating Yeah I like that line Reality is accelerating It just feels like everything is going faster And faster and faster Yeah Comparative Yeah especially past years It just feels like it is changing A lot quicker than normal And like even just with this AI stuff Man it's a blow in my mind Yeah I got another Eastern question European story Hit me This is a terrible thing Oh gosh Terrible I just saw it because it just came out in 2025 These allegations Uh oh It's in Forgive me for my pronunciation Sarajevo In Bosnia Okay Which is the capital city of Bosnia In Herzegovina Yeah you nailed it That was perfect But there's like a civil war that broke out in Bosnia Like the Bosnian wars you know Yeah Yeah 1992 to 1996 And Sarajevo was like the heart of where it was happening But these allegations just came out Then in 2025 So this year These allegations came out That talked about Sniper tourist So apparently In this capital city There was this epidemic of civilians Just getting There was this one place in the city called Sniper Alley No way Where these people were just These civilians Innocent civilians were just getting got Holy moly When was this? In the 90s Gosh dude And what was happening These allegations is All these European countries These wealthy people Were flying to Bosnia And paying upwards of $100,000 To have a human safari Oh my gosh In Bosnia To where they would just Snipe innocent people And it would This is terrible But it would just be It would like cost extra for like No no no Don't say it And stuff Oh my gosh Dear lord bro And so it's under investigation right now Of the people that were involved in this But yeah What are rich people doing? Isn't that crazy? How bored are they? It's How evil Dude it's It's Do you see Tom Segura talking about it? No He was somewhere near Somalia And they were like They were like Would you want to go? And like apparently You can pay to go into like Pirate waters And to be the gunner And like you can pay money To just like Basically bait Pirates And then when they come in You know Hog hunting Hog hunting in Texas It's terrible But like People are evil dude Yeah That's crazy I mean that's stuff you watch in movies Yeah but they're saying People from like England Spain These like gun enthusiasts Rich people Would literally fly to Bosnia Pay for a gun Pay the soldiers And they would post them up And they would Go to town Dear lord man Yeah That's wild Yeah I hate that You wonder how many things Like that have happened though Like what's actually happening Yeah Like Even now Yeah like yeah Just like different type of operations That are happening in different areas That are very similar Just for the fun You know Yeah Of just spending money Getting to do that Being so rich That you don't care anymore It's terrible Can you imagine Can you imagine No That's crazy dude Yeah Do you want a little bit Of a lighter story Please No I want heavier dude Alright have you guys heard Of the pit from hell Oh my gosh Yes that's what I needed The pit from hell This is crazy Alright This is from the Y-Files I saw this on one of his recent videos And I watched him like I've never heard this in my life Okay So I looked into it a little bit more It's crazy Yeah So it is the The pit from hell Again Eastern European Just don't travel there Yeah Just don't go But the The Huska Huska Castle Huska Castle I believe It's H-O-U-S-K-A Huska Okay Hauska Hauska Hauska Let's do it Hauska That sounds cool Hauska Castle Which was built In the 13th century So like the 1200 Era And it was built By the The Ottoman at that time Or the King It was This region was Bohemia At this point But now it's like Where's Prague? Oh gosh Is it near like Czechoslovakia? Anyways This castle Is about They say it's 47 kilometers North of Prague And At this point Or at this time The 12th century 13th century It was Bohemia But this castle Is very strange It offers No Logistical Advantage at all Like it's Strange where it's located Yeah it's off the beaten path There's like It's in a really harsh climate But if you look at the The school zones are incredible Great Zoning's in great But if you look at this castle The fortification Is not facing the outside It's facing the inside of the castle Into a courtyard I've seen this Yeah yeah yeah yeah And What does that mean? The pit Yeah but like You said What did you just say? The fortification? So like you know They like build like walls And like Slots for like Shooting arrows and stuff On the outside They're all facing the inside Got it Okay But this pit Apparently This pit Goes back to Way way Like ancient traditions Where it's this giant Like granite slab I believe But in this slab People always reported Like hearing like Noises And like It's like Creatures coming out Of this pit Oh my gosh And like terrorizing villages And stuff like that Apparently it got so bad It's where they built This castle around it And basically set up All these monks and stuff Inside this Castle And And then at one point It became like a prison To where They would like send They would have Give these prisoners An option Like death penalty Or lowered into the pit And stories go that These prisoners were Lowered into the pit And when they came out They had aged They told these things Of like There's creatures down there There's like fire There's like They literally described it As hell What? Like there's There's demons Living in this pit Yeah they heard Screams coming out of the pit Quite frequently too That was the other thing Like Yeah Something was getting Got in the pit Yeah And so they These monks and stuff They like They would just They were set up around there To combat This pit These demons that were Coming out of this pit Yeah Yeah And then eventually They just decided to seal it up Sure Which maybe Probably should have done that Off the get go Yeah you gotta experiment A little bit But it wasn't until The Nazis Came around That they Took over this area And they took over this castle And they'd heard Cause we talked about the Nazis And their love for the occult Yeah Yeah And they're like Let's see what's in this pit And so they reopened the pit And sure enough The same occurrence As creatures were coming out They described like Giant ferns Frog looking men And like Just The creepiest stuff And what they would do They would also lower prisoners Down to this pit And they would come up And they had aged Like they said They aged like 40 to 50 years Oh my gosh Like just completely grayed Screaming Losing their minds And Then after World War II When the Nazis were Driven out And they had to surrender They sealed it Sealed it So apparently They poured in all this concrete And it's like So since the Nazis It has been Sealed permanently Yeah And so It's like modern day No one's tested What's in this pit Who owns it now? I don't know Interesting I didn't look into that Hey let's do a Let's do a GoFundMe On Patreon Open the pit Let's open the pit guys Open the pit Open the pit Come on Tip me in No thank you Y-Files His episode was crazy on it though Because he also did like About like the something codex Which is this like Ancient Like religious manuscripts. manuscript and this giant book and it like talks about like how to combat different spells and at one point there's this giant page of like a painting of like satan and they said that his theory was that they were they went um they're congruent with each other like the pit in this book being written interesting yeah so maybe it's something that opened up the pit what maybe what the monks were transcribing it was like a journal yeah or how to combat these demons that were coming out of this pit because there's ways of combating different demons inside this giant codex book yeah makes you wonder where it came from though the book like who dug the pit oh yeah i don't know like where did the pit how did that get found well they say that they found the pit yeah that's what i'm yeah but like who really first found it or how was it created yeah or was it always don't don't you remember those guys who were drilling and they lowered that yeah the screams i wonder if that's in the same area that was in russia that'd be interesting yeah that was weird you remember us talking about that yeah i do yeah i want to know these mysteries yeah one day dude i got a mystery oh you ready mystery mystery does it involve a pit from hell it involves a cryptid for me as a hunter these stories freak me out more than anything like you hunt yep oh yep i do i gotta add it i talk one time every episode um yeah this is this is terrifying it's one of the scariest stories um it's told by this guy lon strickler and he's the guy who interviewed the man who had the encounter the guy's name is james west but most people consider that a pseudonym so i guess the guy didn't want to be known but he tells the story so he's coyote hunting he's in the winter he is in um green county um pennsylvania he's hunting and you know when you call in a coyote you do a rabbit call they can like do little diaphragm calls and stuff and he's been there apparently coyotes have just like run over his hunting property and he's finally he's got a like thermal scope he's going to take care of the problem and he's been doing it like a few nights in a row and as soon as he starts that rabbit call i mean just the field is flooded he goes out there he starts making the call and nothing like nothing comes out he's been out there for an hour in the snow and is just like well this is weird and he's about to pack it up and then he hears something behind him and it's not like like if a deer or coyotes it's it's kind of like a quick movement and then they take a few steps and then they pause and he describes the steps remember this is like deep snow as deliberate and like consistent sequential steps just crunch crunch like something big enough to really be compacting the snow and he listens to it circle behind him and he's like okay like i've waited long enough trying to maintain his cover and he has like one of the red spotlights that doesn't like disrupt the woods and he whips around and he turns the light on the thing and there is this seven foot creature that drops from 10 feet away drops to all fours and like like postures like what am i doing next and he describes this thing like the thing with a red light he described glowing red or glowing yellow eyes almost as if the eyes were like projecting into the light freaked him out and then he's just frozen he's like you know he has a gun but he's i mean he's 10 feet away like what do i do next and the thing starts to crawl toward him on all fours and as it takes the first step he said what he noticed was the length of the front arm and the fact that this thing which had long hair pulled back ears long snout like a dog dark i think i already said dark fur but this thing had human hands with long claws and when he saw that that's when he said nope and like he had a 12 gauge loaded up pulled the trigger and underneath the red light he was using just a puff of like if you watch an animal like hunting there's like a puff of mist that happens when you hit it and immediately did it and he said it let out a yell but he described it as almost like a long bark like andy throwing up yeah it's just yeah but he so so there's this vapor and so he actually begins to this dude's crazy he begins to blood trail what he just shot and he follows it for like probably like 50 yards i think it's it was like just like to the edge of where he was hunting and he was like okay this is i'm i'm dipping i'm not doing this alone comes back the next day with one of his buddies from hunting camp and the tracks are still there and there's still a blood trail and he describes the tracks as dog-like and so it had gone back upright when it ran after being shot but on twos on twos but having like a dog print and then he gets they start weaving and it's bleeding the whole time there's blood so you're like i'm i'm about to walk up on whatever this creature is and put out of my mind everything that freaked me out well it gets to a clearing and the tracks appear as though they've like something like it loads up presses down like it jumped but it's a wide open field no more tracks no more blood portal just gone middle of the field weird dude doesn't hunt anymore yeah i wouldn't either vegan that's terrifying that's scary that's like dog man right yeah yeah yeah dude oof yeah seven feet tall you think it was like a portal kind of thing i i really don't know i mean if it went i mean i don't know anything about the dog man and like but if a human can become a dog could it not become something else too and it's like all right i'm gonna try to shape shift into something else and dip what if he was born as a bird hey possibly that's crazy that's where was it pennsylvania pennsylvania green county what year um oh shoot i don't know the year tell me the story again just keep asking all the details it does the whole thing oh freaking just start reading my notes that's crazy that was scary dude yeah 10 feet away and it dropped and then as it was crawling he shot as it began to like start to move and then it started to move and then it started to move and then it started to stand back up on twos and he was like no i just want to see some proof of this stuff i know man i don't doubt his story at all i just want to see it i so i do not everyone's saying that the dude who runs the like cryptid like you know one of these online sites i forget the name of the site i was reading on but it's like that dude does stand advantage to a good story and he's like no i interviewed a guy who wants to remain anonymous and could have just invented the story but there is a ton of people who are like oh my god i don't know what to do i don't know what to do these stories from all over so i wouldn't remain anonymous i would be like i would be telling everyone yeah but then you get just cast as this weirdo whatever i think we're there yeah that's true that's cool you've already built that repertoire have you have you ever seen a scary movie the ritual oh yes about the nordic cryptid dude you actually would kind of like this it's like a scary movie but it's like it's it's your vibe smack out of me oh it's good it scared me so bad so these guys uh four friends um always go on this annual like hiking trip and i don't know where it's at it's in it's in the scandinavia scandinavia like probably normal that's the one you were watching the other day no no i haven't watched that one on in a while i swear you're telling me about it i might have been telling you i don't know but you i thought you were watching it no uh these and one of the friends like a bachelor party or something or like they're like it's like they do it yearly right yeah but these the one friend dies and so the three friends die and they're that's right continue to go out and uh just like try to keep up the tradition and stuff like that but they run upon this just like weird it normally large almost like skinwalker type creature but it's like massive but it's the way it's shot it's so subtle and so dark and oh he hangs people on trees like ornaments like impales them onto limbs wow it's but the way it's shot like the like those dark like those long like four shots where you're like do i see something i don't yeah i don't know dude it's so good i've quit using a light in the woods because i haven't killed the deer and walking in without a light at like 3 30 a.m stop them palmetto bushes start to look like things like no chance i'm watching like your peripherals like super hard and i were like what was that oh it's unsettling dude i got within five feet of the buck and it's like awesome to say now but when he like i jumped him and when you hear something me to you jump through a palmetto when it's dead quiet i mean you crap your pants yeah that's why i never got it scariest i didn't see ever speaking of movies i saw begonia with emma stone oh i haven't heard of it when she got when she shaves her head oh what'd you think oh it was awesome yeah super fun let's watch it this weekend super fun just in theaters oh dang it we mean you should go watch the new predator movie i really want to see the predator too all right come on let's all go i also want to see die my love yeah i've heard that's pretty good too i guess it's a postpartum psychosis story is that with uh jennifer lawrence yeah have you seen them do the lie detector test yet it was pretty funny dude he's so funny yeah oh yeah he's hilarious call himself gen z i'm gen z yeah how old are you doesn't matter where is he from like england like london south african um speaking of london have you ever heard of the crystal palace the crystal palace oh josh don't don't hide things for me i don't like it i don't like when you do that talk about the tartarians man yeah actually no it was last week we were talking about the uh expositions expeditions exhibit what do you call them exhibitions exhibitions what did i say i said that right right i said expositions like exposing or expo exhibit exhibit exhibition yeah anyways we had one in london and they built this thing called the crystal palace and let me show you this thing when they build it like the soccer team i believe it was the 1800s late 1800s um but it was 900 and 90 000 square feet almost a million square feet insane look at this thing i just sent it it's kind of like my house you're a lot like your house that's insane where is this london it was in london wow what is this real or was this just drawn plans no this is real it was real it was built in the late 1800s for x exhibition it was built in the late 1800s for x exhibition it was built in the late 1800s for x exhibition and it was in this one part of london and then they after the exhibition they tore it down and then relocated it somewhere and then it remained standing until i believe 1912 when it burnt down oh gosh what this thing's huge but they tore it down and relocated it like what how do you they also built it i think they said in like two years or something no less than that bro - bro that's things is huge yeah two years 1852 to 1854 okay when did it burn down was it 1912 uh i'm not sure i was looking up that is why the soccer team in the premier league is crystal palace oh is that insane though talk about like old technology and like being able to build stuff and like with the intention of knowing you're going to take it apart and read like like it's not a permanent structure yeah that's crazy they said within that building it's not a permanent structure it's not a permanent structure it's not a permanent building they had 14 000 exhibitors for this exhibition bro how do you even do this it's nuts i mean how many levels is that like seven stories that's crazy dude but yeah that inside picture like the garden and stuff like i mean it's insane 1936 it was when it burnt down yeah wow we are so irresponsible with fire yeah i sit down all the time i mean they used to blow things up to excavate instead of like i mean like to actually instead of like digging and like being careful and stuff like that it's like they used to just dynamite stuff yeah which is wild which imagine how many things that we've like broken and like destroyed by doing that i know that's crazy dude crazy right why don't we have stuff i mean i know we have stuff like that nowadays but it's nowhere near as quick nowhere near as oppressive and beautiful uh was it the eyesore of i drive yeah or is it i drive there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the orlando eyesore is what they call it and i don't know i think they're doing something with it now they say that i swear they say that every year i know it's this build those who don't know it's this building in orlando and they started building it like what 20 years ago literally when i was a child in my car seat i remember seeing it and it's never been completed yeah what's even the shape of it i don't even like it's like a like a little like a twinkie fingernail yeah yeah it's that's all it is but it's supposed to be a christian broadcasting network building at first and then they like lost funding and then it's just been and then i people have like come and like oh we're gonna fix it up yeah nothing let's buy it let's do it i'll be your new studio that would be so fun if sunday cool took over the orlando eyesore the lore yeah dude that's crazy it is crazy i am fascinated there's got to be more stories like that then i know it's all the same time period yeah it was during this whole like early 1900s late 1800s early 1900s these uh exhibitions were all over the world and that's where the whole tartarian thing comes into play people were like sure it wasn't exhibitions yeah it was old tartarian technology yeah and then the mud flood happened oh yeah anyway speaking of mud floods though it's about that time in it we got more stuff we're going to talk about on our patreon episode ninjas are patreon.com forward slash ninjas are butterflies or on our youtube membership people yes get early access to full episodes get extra episodes you get discounts on merch behind the scenes footage all that you could possibly ever want all that you want all that you need i got some stories about some desert fathers i read last night cool fun we're going to talk also about some emails that got leaked oopsie mr trump uh-oh yeah so uh go check that out guys and please we haven't asked in a while i don't think but review us give us five stars it's like two weeks ago when we asked oh yeah well if you could review us it really helps us yes um spotify took down one of our episodes a couple weeks ago we gotta back up but it was a headache let's keep blowing 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