The group embarks on a joyful, spontaneous trip to Orlando, Florida, primarily to explore Epcot, which they see as a global experience without needing a passport. Throughout the journey, they share heartfelt stories highlighting personal connections, generational contrasts, and deep intuitive senses—especially Teresa’s ability to sense natural disasters. The conversation flows with humor and warmth, touching on intimate moments like skinny-dipping, clam digging, and a near-accident caused by laughter. They also reflect on their individual identities, with Gail expressing a strong spiritual bond to the ocean and a desire for freedom and adventure. The group celebrates the differences between generations, especially Gen Z’s emotional withdrawal, versus their own openness to touch and connection. They discuss Florida’s unique environment, including key limes and tropical climate, and reveal their fascination with nature, adventure, and spontaneity. Personal anecdotes about family, failed experiments (like a fishing trip), and quirky habits (like using coosies or dancing) underscore a lighthearted, grounded, and deeply human dynamic. The trip is not just a physical journey but a spiritual and emotional exploration of connection, intuition, and freedom—leading to plans for future adventures like visiting the Everglades and New York, where they envision shared experiences rooted in fun, authenticity, and mutual support. The episode blends humor, vulnerability, and deep personal insight, reinforcing the idea that adventure and connection are central to their lives.
We're rolling ladies. Oh. Oh, okay. So we're rolling. So we're going. Gail. I just want to warn you for a second. So, you know Sandy and I are pretty used to the cameras. We did a the podcast one time. Yeah, yes I did I did get to watch that. I got like about 15 minutes in. I'm not really a YouTube person Oh, I haven't been able to find it, but I heard it. Amanda, Amanda posted it on my wall because I asked her to. Oh, that's nice, but that's not where I found it. I saw it on the wall. It's good. It's good. You two did a good job. Thank you. It's really fun. Well, well, so so we asked the camera crew was kind of let me just be honest obsessed with us. Yeah, so there's a guy right there. He's can you see? There's so many of them. They're all they're all around on the hedges. Yeah, all right. Here we've got like a whole crowd of jeans. There's a whole crowd of jeans. There's a lot of z's here. Yeah, a lot of Gen Z. And well, I wanted everyone to kind of know you because you're an important person to me. Thank you. This is my sister on LaGale. Hello, it's me Gale. They don't clap. I don't know why it's fine. Well, what the hell? They they sit and they walk. Okay, I don't want to hit if in gay. They sit and they actually don't smile, but they always go that was funny. Yeah, well, that's how you know something's funny. Afterwards, how else are you going to know? There are other Gen Z person. Selena was here last time and when she stopped recording, she said that was funny. Yeah, but then now she's not here today. So I don't think she thought it was very. I don't believe it. So she didn't come. Well, also because apparently she's in California only and that's where she stays. Because we're in a very pretty Orlando. Guys, we're in Orlando, Florida. All right. I took a like three hour drive up North, got to Orlando. It's a tropical oranges from that commercial, the orange juice. Oh my God. That's amazing. That's Florida. It's Florida. It's real. And then we've got some Florida lemon throughout here. Oh, there were key limes here, but we're too far north. Oh, yeah, we're not in the case. No, because you can pick key limes right off a tree and make eye out of it. Yeah. See, that's a putt. So I'm from, you know, sandwich, Massachusetts, and we don't have key limes in in the Cape Cod. So I don't understand this. I'm very new to Florida. Oh, it's wonderful. It's fantastic. Herodite. It's very nice. It's great. Emboca Raton trees everywhere. Not a single fruit in sight. Well, Gail, you know, I'm very grateful that you invited me up so many times. I just couldn't come because, you know, I know I saw you got stuff to do. You've got a son. You know, I wanted to see Sandy. We've been kind of, we've been actually, you know, Sandy and I have been close ever since we recorded that podcast. We've been talking so much on Facebook. And we've been talking about doing more road trips. Oh, yeah. We want to just do Nebraska, just a whole Nebraska tour because there's so much in Nebraska. Now, would you go to Nebraska and then drive around it? Would you, would you drive to Nebraska? Would you cut, would you cut the to the chase? Just doing the rim of Nebraska? Yeah, I would like to. I would like to. Oh, 'cause that's really Nebraska would be very nice. I think you could say Nebraska. That's where all the exciting stuff is. Like cities are mostly located on the rims of states anyways. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. So you could probably do that because I think most of Nebraska's major cities are located located. They have like five major cities. It's like Idaho and where are the presidents? Oh, the president. Oh, the president. Oh, that's North Dakota. That's right. That's very close. One of that's a code. It's on the line. Yeah, I think they don't know which state to assign it to because it's right on the line. You know what? I'm going to be honest with you and you know this about me. I could never ever be landlord. I am an ocean. I need this. She needs the horizon. And I'm the same way. That's why I'm in Key West. I'm on the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, I know, you know, in Sandy, you know, I don't think we talked about this much for Sandy and I did a we did a we did a quick skinny dip. That's right. No, you didn't. Yes, we did. We did it. No, she didn't. We did it in the finger lakes. We did in the finger lakes. You went nude in the finger lake. Gail, please don't tell Danny. Don't tell my brother because honestly, I don't want to hear it. But yes, let's let everything go and I swam. We let we know. And we talked last time. We talked about how much I I like four fingers, but four fingers getting into the four fingers. Yeah, even better. And that was but oh, it melted. Are you okay? Yeah, it's fine. It's just it melted because the sun's so hot no lands up. It is. It is absolutely a hundred degrees with a hundred percent humidity. 50 plus. How am I going to get chocolate brown? You're not going to get chocolate brown with the 50 plus. No, that's a scam. That's a scam. Yeah. The sun is good for you. They don't they want you to not have the sun so we can stay, you know, upset and trapped all the time. Yeah. No, we need to bake in the sun. Yeah, sorry. So I interrupted you and I interrupted you. We were talking about skinny dipping in the big legs. Oh, yeah. So we skinny dipped. Yeah. And you know, it was very nice for Santa and I, you know, we said we want to do this. We ran and we ran and we we held hands. Oh, she's very into well, we like the finger legs because we have it's an inside joke. It's a bit of a you'd have to listen to the previous episode. She likes four fingers. I know it was a joke. It was reality, but poor to party. So the best place to do it. Yeah. Wouldn't you agree, Gail? Gail. Well, the poor party. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a three finger girl on the poor party. Okay. It's the kind of like you're kind of in between us. So you're like you're going to stay a second. Yeah. I got well, I take my time. Good. Okay. So I take my time. I have to admit something that Danny always complains that you're in the bathroom for so long. And I say Danny, stop it. Thank you. She's a very, she's a very gorgeous, you know, very gorgeous girl. I take care of my figure. And part of taking care of my figure is using a finger or two in the bathroom. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Good. Thank you. That's just part of what we do. That's part of it. I think that's part of our generation. And, you know, these these Gen Z, they don't understand. There's so many Gen Zs here. No, these sexless Gen Zs, you know? And they they don't want to touch. They don't want to touch and they never want to make eye contacts. No, they're there's so it's actually it's very odd right now. There's about 30 of them well, well, none of them will look at us right now. Well, this mission of calling, mission of calling Makish. So I think that together, I think they're married. Yeah, they're married. So the married couple, they're doing this. They're filming us. Oh, interesting. So that's them. Okay. Okay. Okay. They're waving. Oh, she's smiling. So she seems very nice. That Makish guy. Don't know about that. He seems like he could pick me up and throw me across a wall. Yeah, that he seems fast too. Like he would catch him. He's short, but he could launch me in the sky. Yeah, sturdy. Yeah, cannonball. You know what I'm saying? Into a cool. Absolutely. Right. Cosmo. Cosmo. You made this very strong. I like that. It's my specialty. I love raw. Grey goose. It's very gummy. You're a Grey goose. I like Grey goose. Honestly, Gordon's I'm fine with. I'll take Gordon's vodka. I don't need it to be expensive. I just need it to be very strong at least four to five ounces. I'll walk into in Dixie and tell them just give me whatever's the biggest container of vodka. It makes sense. You want to get the bang for your buck. Well, give me the biggest that you have. That's how I drink wine. I get the big jugs of wine. Oh, of course. You got to get the big jugs with the handles. Well, Gail knows every every family event. We have jugs of wine. Just like the Romans. That's right. I'll make a sangria apples only. Oh, her sangria is literally knock on the floor. So good. Yeah, never tried it because I'm a I'm a sober girl. I don't like to drink. She doesn't drink, but they say it's great. I put a bunch of fruits in a jaw and they're on the floor. It's not just apple juice. So this is Sandy, you're very smart. You're smart in some things. No, but this is a very good question because you know, I don't know. That's one of the mystery. Is that kind of like what Eve figured out in the garden? So Eve, I apparently was an alcoholic. Oh, is that that apple with alcohol? I think Dateline did a special on Eve. Yeah, I feel so bad for Adam. Oh, he has a put up. He was a so much shit. He was a very sweet boy and he was a temptress, temptress woman. Yes, she was. But you know what? That's fine. That's okay. I'm in my temptress times. That's right. We all go in and out of phases. And right now I'm looking to be tempted. Go, you're married to my brother. Why would you say this? Listen, I'm never going to act on anything. I have morals. I'm a good person. I know. But I'm allowed to have a little bit of fun, a little bit of attention. I'm out here in Orlando. I drove three hours for a bathroom breaks along the way. Good for you. My bladder, the size of an apple held it up to it once. Oh, yeah. Well, mine dropped and then they did the surgery to pull it back up. They lifted it back up. Yeah, they did it with like fell far down. It was almost in my thighs. Oh my god. They lifted it back up like a stage curtain, right? With the pulley. Yeah, I had a whole theater production inside. That's great. It's very fancy. What doctor did you use by the way? Dr. Jones. Of course. If you need anything done internally. Go to Dr. Jones. So Dr. Jones did a very good job. Ricky busted his lip open with a softball. Dr. Jones gave him a whole new lip. Oh my god. He wouldn't stop talking about this. He's such an idiot. He's such an idiot. That's why he shouldn't. He shouldn't play with something.
No, my son shouldn't do sports whatsoever. He shouldn't do lick it. He split. He literally he's he's such an idiot I love him so much and see, you know, he's a sweetheart He just needs to be sitting down laying down. He needs to be sitting on the couch 24/7. Right. That's my happy place with him Yeah When I came I came to visit you and he was on the couch. Yes, he was he was eating top ramen Yes, he was and he barely he barely looked up to me to say hi No, he's he's he's scared of, you know people sometimes right, but he's a very kind boy. He's a good boy He's a good boy. He goes, you know, clam digging with me. Yeah. Oh, he's gets bit by crabs I'm done. You know, I'm like I'm done with you stone crabs or blue crabs. We haven't had stone crabs Oh, you should have it stone crabs are delicious. I'm like too hot. Well the claws you can you just have to cook them for a Yeah, I love ripping the claws off. Yeah, it's good. It feels like there's a little pop and then you get all that meat It's really good. Right. It's so good. It's so good. We'll have any kinds of crabs down in Key West. We have them all Have you eaten all the crabs down in Key West pretty much? You cleared them out? Not well, we we make sure to keep some of them so that they the population stays there Oh, good. For the next season, but oh good. I'll dive in. I'll put in my goggles and I barely I barely even look at what I'm pulling out. I just reach around and I'm just grabbing thing. I've seen you do this all grab spiny lobster, blue crabs, stone crabs One time when you grab that man array. I'll grab a man or I'll ride a man array So Sandy rides large creatures in the ocean. I can do that I have a connection to the ocean. So you're a water bender Well, I thought I was a water bender, but I don't think I am I think it's just just that when I move my hands in the water it moves the water a little bit, which It's kind of a water bender. You know, I was getting something water from you. There's just like a water There's like a flowing energy from you. I I found it. I felt it. What can I say? Are you are you? Intuitive. I'm an intuitive. I feel it in my lower gut. Oh, is that like a level below? So it's below the the stomach chakra Oh, is that yeah, so your stomach is so kick Yes, for the most part a very smart person very good. I was telling you. I think I might be like a an empath So you feel what others you knew when I was getting very upset whenever I see someone crying. I'm like, oh Oh, that Yeah, that's really good. So so I was having a tough go Yeah, and I felt it. I was driving and I was I was I was swearing left and right when we were driving we were driving through Indiana and I was like, you know, I don't want to be here. I hate all these people the drivers are awful I'd rather be dead tell us and you know sand he was I put my hand on your shoulder and I said I Said Teresa. I'm feeling so sad too. I'm feeling this as well and and I and it made me feel bad because then she was starting to feel bad because I was feeling bad You were crying. I started crying and then we realized we were drifting on to the oncoming traffic So we got back to we almost hit a car. You almost hit a car and then I put on Kylie Simon Well, there you go, and then we're of course we're crying and then we're crying more lots of crying Well, that's good. Sometimes you got to let it all out Well, I don't like to do that. Yeah, no, but sometimes you got to do it You know, no matter what if I hear anything from Lionel Richie. I am a I am a pool comes out of my Lionel Richie catch me on a macy's sobbing over the house. Hello. It's one of the saddest songs I've ever heard in my life If the Commodore's come on, I truly I start shitting myself and crying all over the place. Oh Brick House makes me dear. Oh, that's a September Earth Wind and fire. Oh, water works body. Oh KC in the sunshine band. Oh You know, you know how many vessels man. Do you know how many festivals I went to the KC in the sunshine bands? Oh My god, absolute blast. Oh Basically out of front row ticket guaranteed. I got a front row ticket. I would bring Ricky sometimes because he yeah He was young. He was young. He was young. He was he was a kid. Yeah, so he's still a kid He's 26 but you get them immersed in that. It's kind of like how they say to have your babies listen to moats are But it's probably better to have them listen to KC in the sunshine band Shed shine This episode of Smosh Mouth is sponsored by Zock dock Amanda. Are you a big procrastinator me a procrastinator? What? No Sounds like you might be have you scheduled your annual checkup with your doctor. I don't know where to begin I need a new doctor, but I don't know where to look Mmm, you should use Zock dock. Zock dock lets you search and compare high quality in network doctors You can easily find any doctor. I mean, what do you need? 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We're telling them so so Teresa last time you and I did a road trip across the United States Everywhere we went everywhere now that gale has joined us We've decided to do a trip around the world And by world. I mean Epcot at Walt Disney World. Oh, yep. We're gonna be doing and it's Epcot Disney World catch us there and let me tell you I I have never wanted to get a passport And then when you said Epcot you don't need a passport. That's the beauty of it. I said I'm in it's the same thing because they they they the people from The countries come and they build a little A little country there and I think it technically counts as a foreign country. It does it really does so Paris Paris people the Paris people. Yeah, they built the Eiffel Tower in Epcot. Yeah, they did one-to-one. Yeah It's just a spin and I think same with Vegas. Yeah Same as there's a Vegas there. I think I think well, I've been to Vegas once and it was very nice We watched the suckers sold delay. Oh, were they on the ceiling? Yes I see that were they're naked. Yes. Yes. They were they were completely ass naked in a martini glass Swimming around. Oh, that sounds so much like what would I used to do at margarita except it was a margarita She she worked at a margarita. I was a dancer Don't worry. You went to the bathroom earlier. We covered a complete talk. I know all about the staircase I'm all caught up on the margarita. So you've learned that she's you know, she's lost. Oh, I know. I know honey. Right. I know But Gail, you're fine. You're somewhat of an Epcot like Wizard. She loves Epcot Listen, I will give me a weekday give me a week ends and I will drive up three hours to Epcot. Oh my god I'll go around the world. You stop at Mexico first. Oh, I've always wanted to go to Mexico to all to everybody. Oh Spanish. I know and it's so scary. No, Miyamoto Risa. That's it. That's it. That's all you need. That's all you need and be in Venejos Go to the bar say hola Miyamoto Risa. They give you something you walk away. Oh, I have to say hello Don't even have to pay for it. Wow. You don't have to pay for it and that's what it's like. That's a gracious thing I've ever heard. It's like a cruise ship, but on land. Oh, that's right. Gosh So anyway, I'm just I'm super excited to take you ladies Epcot. It's gonna be a blast All I know is I really want to go to Italy Is Italy there? Italy's there. Yeah, it's there. Good. I think they have all of it What about Portugal? Could you tell you they definitely have it Well, because I think it's Iceland Uh-oh for sure. Okay, but it's probably so cold there. They must blast the AC Is it like is it like one of those ice hotels that you I saw in Facebook? Yeah, where you have to drink vodka out of an ice cube. Do you remember Kathy? Of course, right. So thirsty. So Kathy went to an ice hotel? Oh my god. She went to the ice hotel. Yeah, we don't know where she is right now I'm sure she'll appear. How long ago was that? Oh, so she's been gone for a year Yes, so she went she wanted to try new things and I said you leave the cape. Yeah, it's it's gonna be trouble for you And she went to an ice hotel, which seems very very cold. Yeah, it's not really a first step if you think about it It's kind of a leap to the far away. She leaped. She's in adrenaline. Well, sometimes you have to take the leap You know, well, she took the leap and we don't know where she is. Oh You know, I heard this a lava one like there's a nice one and I heard there's a lava one too. Maybe she needed to warm up. Is she inside?
- I'd lava. - I don't know how it works. I'm not, I like my hotels. - Can you reach out to her husband? - I can post on his wall, that's kind of all I can do. - I've posted on his wall a lot. - Okay, well there you go then. Then Kathy's a lost course. - Ah, she made really good shepherds pie. - She got the crust on top, strong. - And there's like a crembrulet. - There's not many people who make great shepherds pie left. I feel like they keep dropping like flies. - They die really young. - It's a lost sight. - It's a lost sight? - Yeah, none of these Gen Z people know anything about about. - Yeah, none of them care about shepherds pie. - I got distracted because one of them was holding a sun. - And she said 60 minutes left, which what does that mean? (laughing) - What does that account down to? - So Gen Z is like-- - What happens at 16 minutes? Should I be calling my family? - So Gen Z's like to do things back but are we on 60 minutes? - Oh my dream come true to be on 60 minutes. - I love that show. - But that doesn't make sense because on 60 minutes they're older. And everybody in here, I don't even know some of these people have their permits to drive. - I don't think anyone owns a car here. - They don't look like it. - They've got all got haircuts that say, "I don't have a car." - I guarantee all their color hair is not their born color. (laughing) - You know? - Absolutely. - This is my born color. - It's a good born color. - Well, Gale. - Well I touch it up. I touch it up. - Gale. - I touch it up. - It's okay. - I mean, it started this color. - But you're saying down around some parts like the outlines. - I got it. - The outlines of my hair. - You have to touch on the outlines. - You have a caramel streaks through it. - Yeah. - Okay. - I'm adding a caramel. - All right, Gale. - Okay. - And Sandy, yours is. - Month all natural. - Yours is sun. - It's sun kissed in salt washed. - Did you ever get that tattoo? You say you were gonna get? - I did get it. - You got a tattoo. - I got Jimmy Buffett's entire face on my back. - Oh my God. - What's the scale? Is it the full back? - It's left. - Like. - Oh, so head size. - So it's his head size. - It's his head size. Well, oh yeah, I saw. Well, a little bit of his torso. He was such a gorgeous man. - So it's just torso, and then when it goes down, that's your butt. - That's my butt. - Oh, so it's like it goes down into, like he's being vacuumed inside of a butt. - Yes, like the front of him is the back of her butt. - Yeah. - Okay. But I think that's a brilliant tattoo. - Cheeseburger and paradise. - Well, you know, we're gonna have my Rita Vil for so long. I mean, he's kind of my hero. He would come in all the time. - Oh really? - No. - He's a handsome, he's a gorgeous man. - He's a gorgeous man. - I mean, it has anyone ever been so gorgeous. - You know, Robert De Niro. - Oh, yeah. - Robert De Niro right now? - Gorgeous. - Younger. - Robert De Niro, younger. I actually wasn't interested in him. But now, I think that he's very nice looking. - I think men really do hit their peak in their like, like 70s, early 80s. - Yes. - Absolutely. - Especially, I want to see sunspots. It makes me feel like they've lived. - Absolute. - Yeah, they've gone outside. They've baked. And I like the check, but it's pie. I want to, I want to fit crust. - Well, so you're still married to my brother, Danny. Is he not, Gail, be real with me. - What are you talking about? - My brother's a dumbass. Is he not treating you well? - Listen, he's a great man. And I love my Danny. I just need a little attention sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that, right? - I know. - I know. - That's a thumbs up on one of the Gen Zs. - He's obsessed with toy planes. I know, I know it's a thing. - If I hear him going, er, er, er, outside in the living room, one more time, I swear to God I'm gonna lose it. - I know. I hate it. - I swear to God I'm gonna lose it. - I will beat him. - No, he built a little airport. - In the kitchen. - La Guadilla Airport? - La Guadilla Airport in my kitchen. - Like a little miniature model of it. - Yes, he's got little tiny planes. - Well, I wouldn't call it miniature. He got rid of the microwave. What am I supposed to do with my frozen peas? - I-- - That's tough. - No, he's your brother. You don't hate him. - No, I hate my brother and I also care for him, but if he doesn't treat you right, he's dead to me. - Don't say that. He's fine. We're gonna figure it out. We're just going through a bumpy phase. We all go through a little turbulence. - Oh, he'd love that. - He'd love that. - He'd love that. - That was very tiny turbulence. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But we're fine. - And your single still? - Well, yeah, I am. I mean, it's just like, I think my husband is kind of the ocean, you know, like Poseidon is my lover. - Oh, yeah, you were talking about Triton. - King Triton, yeah, that's the same. - King Triton is Poseidon. - I think one's the Roman, one's the Greek one, I think. Either way, the men in the ocean, right? - The men in the ocean. And I have, I have theme, merman. Oh, and I, you know, they pay a little attention to me, but don't they only come out when the sun rises? - Yeah, there were sunrise. - It's gotta be early morning, the sun is just rising. - Or a dusk time. - Or dusk, yeah. - The naughty ones are at night. - That's what I've heard. - And those are different. - Those guys are kind of pervy. This is what I read in one of those books. - Yeah, you know, I think, I think I could have been one of those sirens from the Odyssey. - Oh, except I don't really sing, but I danced, so I would have been dancing on the rocks. And I would have tempted all of those men off the boat. - Yeah, if I was a sailor, it'd be irresistible. You dancing. I've seen your hips when you move this morning at the expert in the breakfast. - Yeah. - Well, you scooped it up. Oh, I saw it. - You were moving in that caftan and some, you know, it was moving. - I know, I know that the caftan kind of covers that all up a bit of a shroud, but I think that's kind of not mystery. - I like it because, you know, it just makes, I can eat whatever I want. So if I have a bloated belly, you would never know. - Right. - You know, I couldn't tell you what you look like right now. - And I like that. - Besides gorgeous. I like that. All that matters is my eyes. That's it. - I think you would like. - I would, with the caftan, people know you're strong though. - I'm very strong. I walk through a brick wall if you wanted to, Theresa. - Oh, I could. - Absolutely. - I'm like, the coolest thing. I've seen you, when you bump into a doorway, I see the woods splinter a little bit. - Oh, thank you very much. - Well, I have to, you know, work on my arms because I'm constantly digging out oysters and clams. - Yeah. - You got a good grip. I swear to God. - I do have a good grip. Yeah, I was gonna be a bodybuilder and then I just decided not to be. - Well, it probably turned to 1990 and it just wasn't cool anymore. - Yes, it wasn't. But, Gayle, you've never done any physical labor in your life, right? - I'm not really someone who likes to pick up things to put things down. - Gayle has never. - When I get dirty, I really feel like I lose myself. When I'm dirty, I can't tell right from wrong, up, up from down. - I took her clam digging once. - Oh my God, it was a disaster. - It was a disaster. - I brought her with Ricky and I, my dumbass son and she was digging for, she dug for one clam and she got her finger and sand. - One of the clams looked at me, you know, they've got eyeballs. - Yeah. - One of them looked at me, I screamed, I threw it and I ran away. - She ran away, she tripped on a rock. She splinted her nose so it split. - My nose still isn't the same. - No, it's still wide in the middle. - It's a curve to the left. - Yeah, curve to the left. - That's tough. - And it was a rough time. She, you know, we got over it. - We got over it. We all forgive each other. It's fine. Ricky gave me his little game boy system with that brain age thing so I could keep it fresh and not, you know, lose my, lose my cool. I got a 14 year old brain. - Yeah, we wrapped her in a towel and we drank, well I drank all night long. - 'Cause you weren't drinking. - Listen, I've never had a lick. I don't, I don't see the point of having any alcohol. - And I just actually-- - I like to be in control. - I understand that. - I like to be in control. What can I say? - You're in control. When you have a juggle wine, trust me, you are in control. - Oh, when I get two and three quarters margaritas, I tap into something else. I think it's divine. - It's a spiritual moment. - I think I tap into a different level. - Well, you always try to find the, whatever restaurant we're at, you always try to find the ocean. You run out there. - I do. - And you go in the water and you stop moving your hands around. - And yeah, I feel around. And I like to think if I wanted to, I could be feeling around and I could catch a fish with my bare hands. - You definitely could. - And I believe it. I could do that. But especially if I've had a couple margaritas. - Oh. - And to you, Teresa, wherever we are, when you're looking at the ground, you can tap your foot and know if a clam is down there. - Oh, yeah. So I know, if I'm going in the water, I know where a clam is like at least a half mile away. - And that's a beautiful thing. - They make a clicking sound because they're going like this 'cause they're trying to get away from you and what they're doing is they're sucking the sand as they go down and I can hear them making clicking noises. I'm like a sonar, radar. And so I go in and I just shove my foot in and I lift it up into the sky and I grab it. - It's incredible. - Something we know is a really cool thing about Teresa is that you are able to detect earthquakes before they happen because of that. - Well, yes, you know. And I don't really have to deal with that too much in the cape, but when I went to California. - Something happened to us. - I know, you were freaking out constantly. - It was, we left the studio after a while.
we did that excellent podcast, which by the way, I think is their best, it's their best. I think I heard it's their number one episode they've ever done. I think it has like two million or three million views. Oh my God, incredible ladies. I think on Facebook, yeah, it went very viral. Facebook, yeah. It's incredible. So anyway, so after we did the podcast, I left and I went, Sanji holds on the ground is shaken. And you didn't know what I was talking about. I was feeling fine. And I felt it still is possible. And then three weeks later, I've earthquake came. I know. You predicted that. I did predict it. I have the same thing with Hurricane's down here. Listen. Oh, yeah. She's an intuitive. She's an intuitive. I'm an intuitive. Okay, I feel it. I've got a piece of my spine, about two or three inches long. Uh-huh. Okay, if I feel a hurricane coming, it's telling me a hurricane's coming. One to one. It tells me how long, how far an advance it is, and I call it every time. Does it hurt? No. It's just a piece of a spine. It's just a piece of my spine. It's not my whole spine. God. It's a piece of it. It's not the center. No, it's a little up. But it's up. It's a little up. Uh-huh. You know that, Pat? Is that like the wishbone? I think that's what they call it. Okay. Have you ever gotten a massage? I don't like to be touched like that. Have you gotten a massage? I've gotten massages. Yeah. Just on my feet. I will say on my feet. I want my feet rubbed, but I have a machine for that at the house. That's good. That's good to have a machine. They do special massages down in Key West, where you know how they do like the hot stones. They do that, but with shells and sand dollars. So today? They heat up some sand. Well, are they have living sand dollars? And they'll put them on your back and they let them kind of move around on their own. Oh, with their little suction thing. Little suction thing. Is that why you had that burn on your back? Yeah. Turns out I was very allergic. Oh, you were allergic to that. You were allergic. Well, on my back, I was allergic to sand dollars, so it left just horrendous trails. Skies. Oh, yeah. You had a lot of skies. See, this is why I'm afraid of them massage. It makes Jimmy Buffett look really not good. Yeah. Because, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but, but, Gail, I noticed that about you, and you've been freaking out a little bit. So it must be that there's a hurricane coming, right? I, I feel it in my bone. I feel it in my bone. You've been saying that. I do. And listen, I brought up the massage because sometimes I go, I go, I get my back rubbed. And if they hit the spot, next thing you know, there's another hurricane. Oh, okay. They say a hurricane's coming. I said, did I make that happen? Oh, Gail. I'm not, listen, I don't, I'm not religious, but I am a spiritual person, and I think I make hurricanes happen. Yes, very good. Very. So it's not that you're, you can sense them. You are actually crafting the hurricanes for your back. I'm worried that I'm gifted in that way. Oh, it's like a button. I'm worried, I'm worried I have a back button. Oh no. And, and I wonder if the people who press on that spot and their name is the name of the hurricane. Oh, I've never put that together. Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. Bob. Like if it, yeah. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Sandy. Oh, my God, Sandy. Did you press on her back way back in the day? I'm, I'm wondering if maybe we ran into each other and I accidentally pressed on your back. That ripped up the Jersey Shore. Did you ever go to Margaritaville in Key West? Of course. I live in Booker Riton. That's a, that's a three, four hour drive. I'm driving up and down Florida. I feel so guilty now. So my God. Sandy. I feel, I feel so, I feel so bad. That's a crime. I think that's why maybe when that hurricane, when Hurricane Sandy was happening, I felt so bad. I felt sick. And that's because I was feeling that because I was connected to it. Were you in the ocean at the time? Bob always in the ocean. So it's actually, they say it's safer in the ocean when a hurricane is happening. And your lightning storm. So when a lightning storm hits, you just have to really, you have to be really deep down. As long as you're about 10 feet deep, then the lightning won't reach you. Same with an earthquake. So, you know how they always said like get under the table or whatever you do not want to do that. No, that's a lie. You want to be in the center of your living room and you want to make sure none of your paintings fall down. That's right. And always look up. You want to look up during an earthquake. Look up. So, you can see the roof coming down and you know where to go. Go. God. Yeah. Gail, don't mention God, okay? I'm sorry. You said you were spiritual. I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I'm a recurring Catholic. Anything can happen. Well, I am a recurring Catholic and you know what, I pray to him a lot. And I haven't heard one peat back. Right. Right. What are you again? A Protestant. You're a Protestant? Yeah. You're a Protestant? Yeah. Well, no. That's what we get. No. A Communist conception for the Margarita Senorita's, but no. Just a dancer. Good. Good. Yeah. I think I was Protestant. I was raised Protestant, but I think I'm just a lover of Christ. You're a free spirit. Okay. So that's still in the zeitgeist of religion, right? You a lover? Christianity? Well, Teresa, you're saying that you love Christ. I'm sandy. You are slamming that down. Teresa, you need to close out. I should tell you, Teresa, those are triple cosmos. So one thing that you should know about this is why I don't drink halfway. I get through a Cosmo and I don't understand where I am. How I got there and why am I naked? You're at the tough, you're at the tough middle point before while you're just kind of a little dizzy, but a little bit more and then you'll reach a more powerful point. It's gay. It's gay. I know. Trust me. I know, Gayle. Maybe it's because I feel like we've become one. You and me? No. At you two. Yeah. I think we are connected. I mean, you two have, you two do have like a yin and yang thing. Salt and sea. Salt and sea. Salt and sea. That is us. And I don't know which is which. Because they're kind of both synonymous. Well, they're salt in the sea. Right. There is? And they're salt in the earth, too. And you know what else is in the earth? Iron. Doctors tell me I have too much. Oh. Are you gathering energy from the earth? Do you have trouble with magnets? I do. I especially have trouble with magnets. First thing, I don't get how they work. No. No. Well, they don't know. Well, it's an adhesive. They don't know. It's like earth glue. Oh, is it glue? It is earth glue. So it's glue. It's sticky like that. Amazon does it. I've never heard of it. They make all the magnets. Yes. That's what that Jeff Bezos man is so rich because he figured out magnets. Yes. I think he figured out magnets. Oh, well, then he deserves everything he's got. I think he's a great man. I kind of agree, you know. He got married in Italy and I was like, this seems like a very nice event. It's a beautiful wedding. I saw pictures on Facebook. I was like, oh my God, I wish I was invited. I know. I could have been there. Well, yeah. I would have loved to have been invited. Whole community should have been invited. Yeah. The world. And you know, he invented this two day shipping thing. Why didn't we do that before? I know. Why hadn't that been happening? Well, two day shipping. Two day shipping. Two day shipping. That wasn't that the pony express. Oh. Wait a second. I think they had that old, but I think they forgot how to do that in the dark ages. So then we finally figured out how to ship things very fast. Yes, they were. Then it was the original postman, right? I think so. And they could run really fast. Did they write ponies? I think they wrote ponies. It was one man and he wrote a pony and he would, if you had a letter. But you can do that down in Florida. Well, we don't have ponies down the east coast, except for when the circus comes and the farms come and the kids ride the ponies. Is that what Yankee Doodle came from? Yes. I think so. Yes, Yankee Doodle was a real man and he wrote a pony. Oh. It was like Johnny Applesy. They actually knew each other. I think they're all connected. Everything's connected. So be careful with that drink, okay? Or drink it real fast. Or drink it really fast. Or drink it. This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Shopify. Okay. How about a popcorn machine on the go? Or shirts with just my face on them? Or an energy bar that tastes like coffee? What are you talking about? I'm just thinking of businesses that I want to start. While Amanda comes up with her next big thing, let's talk about Shopify. Shopify is an e-commerce platform that allows you to have the business of your dreams big or small. Shopify allows you to manage your inventory and sell your face shirts or whatever. Face shirts. I love that name. Shopify powers millions of businesses worldwide, like Smosh. We love using Shopify and have been using it for years. We've had so many fun collections this year, like our spring collection, sock collection, and parent week pins. Shopify gives you timebacks you can focus on the important things like growing your business. Or coming up with a name, T-face. You know, you almost got it, Amanda. With Shopify, nothing stands between your idea and a real business. So go make it one. Start your free trial at Shopify.com/Smosh. That's Shopify.com/Smosh. And now back to the show. One of these days. It's coming. My time is coming. Oh, we've got a selling. Oh, the Gen Z is saying Merch plug. Merch plug. Merch plug. Oh, there's an H under the hand. Merch plug. Merch plug. Oh, are they selling plugs? What kind of plugs? Oh. You guys are selling plugs? Toots and coosies. Could y'all shout it out? It's for Last Splash, and it's on the website now. Toots and coosies. She said it was a smile, so I'm going to do it. Toots and coosies.
- So they're selling totes and coosies. - They're selling totes and coosies. Now, if you don't know what a coosie is, it's a boss and red socks thing with, it's a bee and you put it over your beer and it keeps your beer your hands. - Cool, comfortable. - Yes. - It's worth it, I keep sure. I think for me, when we put cords in it, when we're out on the boat, it's so it, yeah, so your hands don't get cold 'cause then if you have a real fishing rod but your hands are cold, you can't grip it as well. - For me, I can't, I just can't grab stuff. So when there's a coosie, she doesn't have a grip so she never practice how to grip. So she can't grip anything. - I can't grip stuff. - So the coosie makes the drink a little bit batter. - It's a little grabable. - So when you have a fat drink, that's what's good because then if you can't grip, you can also do a coosie. - How thick are the coosies? - Do we have a coosies? - Do we have a measurement on the coosie thickness? - Nicole doesn't know how thick the coosies are but-- - But she knows what spiders are on a shirt. - Yeah. - So there you go. - Yeah, their spiders are on a shirt. - She was saying that her shirt was from my neighbor, Toto, so I think it's Wizard of Oz. - Oh yes. - It's a sequel to Wizard of Oz. The dog moves in next door. - Do you think that dog's-- - He barks all day. - What? - Oh no, they probably had many Toto's things. - Wow. - So anyways, so they're selling a tote and a coosie for last splash week. That's what they told me. They said, "This is called last splash." - Were we never splashing again? - What does that mean? - No, we're done splashing. - We're done splashing. - To the year. - I find with me because Epcot doesn't have splashes, right? - Oh, 'cause splash mountains at Disney Land. - Well, it's not splash mountain anymore. They put the Tiana girl in it. - Oh, there you go. - Oh, Tiana and the frog? - Yes. - Yep, okay. - It's not last splash anymore. - A lot of water. - As long as you still get wet. - I like to get wet when I go on a roller coaster. This is very delicious. - That's why I bring a water bottle on every roller coaster. I just open it up halfway through. - And you know, if you're not getting a thank you from the people behind you, what is wrong with them? - Exactly. - 'Cause it not only is it refreshing, 'cause if you leave a theme park, dry, then you fail. - You didn't have fun. You need to be shocked. - Shopping what? - Shopping what? - But maybe that's the key west in me because every time I leave my house, I refuse to enter it again unless I'm soaked head to toe. - I think that's a great way to live your life. - I kind of agree. I need to be covered in sand. You know what I like? It's when you walk into my house barefoot and all you feel underneath your feet is sand. I never clean it. - That's lovely. - I have a hose outside and I make the kids clean it. But I don't want to, 'cause it's my house. - I love that. - You know? - That's incredible. - That's your ride. - I've got a little, when you enter the home, when you enter my home in Boca, my Boca home. When you walk into the house, I have two homes. I got one in Boca, it's a very quaint five bed and then we've got a small condo up by one of the great lakes. - I can't keep, we just quench our legs. - One of the fingers. - You've never invited me to that home. - Well, I'm, 'cause we were there skinny dipping and I think, I think we should try it. - If I had known, I would've gone. - I was very nice. - But didn't know? - I think a fish nibbled at my leg, but. - They're hungry over there, they don't feed them. Those fish are just sitting in the leg hungry. - Nobody goes to feed them like goldfish? - No, every time I go, I take one of those fish flake cups and I toss it out there. - Good. - And I go, you're a welcome mother earth. - How would these fish eat without that? - I don't know. But anyway, my home. - They're eating all the other fish. That's what happens. There's a whole ecosystem in the deep blue sea. - I'll just fish eating fish. - Fish to see fish. Octopus eat fish. - Yeah. - Is the gate is eat fish? - Oh, that's true. - I don't understand alligators. Thank God I don't know what to do with them. - Gale, we need to take Teresa to the Everglades. - You would absolutely love the Everglades. - What's going on in the Everglades? - Oh, nobody knows. - Every creature you could ever imagine. Constantly in battle. Water everywhere. - I one time I was at Everglades and I saw raccoon. And then I saw an alligator come up out of the water and bought, eat the raccoon. But then as the alligator was eating the raccoon, an anaconda came out and ate the alligator. And that's just how nature is in the Everglades. - It's just an everyday occurrence. - So, okay, hold on one second. So the anaconda, I've seen the movie. - Right. - And it's just like that. - It was Shaylo in it. - She is the best. - And John Boy is incredible. - Shaylo, name a better actress. - I can't think of a better actress. - I cannot think of one. - Actress singer, personality. I mean, a true triple threat. - And she's also from the East Coast. - She's a beautiful bride. - Right from the Bronx. - Right from the, from New York. - She's like, as New York as it gets, right. - She's very New York and don't you forget it. Remember her song is a, it was a very good song. - Where is the block? - So the block is in the Bronx. - Because New York is very compact. It's all one block, right? - No. - No, so the York is a grid. - 'Cause it's not one block. It's a whole grid. - It's a whole grid. - There's a little island. It's a whole thing. - 'Cause Key West is basically one block. So Jenny could basically be from there if she wanted. - I don't even know if Jenny's been to the Key West. - Oh, she would love it. - I would love to take you to New York. - You would have a blast in New York. - We could go, oh, we could go to Broadway. Our favorite Italian restaurant. And that place? - Yeah, Louis Gouis. - Louis Gouis. So you roll a dice and if you get a double six, you get your meal paid for. - Absolutely. - Absolutely. - What happens if you get snake gauze? - You get an extra ravioli, that's it. - Get an extra ravioli, but just one. - And then you have to take it home. You can't eat it there 'cause they need the table. - I think so, it's like. - It's in and out. You gotta go quick. - Oh, so it's the craps, but you get food. - Yes, but the food isn't crap. And that's the good part of it. - It's not crap, it's not crap, it's great. - Oh, wow. - So she's gonna need water though. So if we're doing Manhattan, we gotta get, you know. - People drink water in New York. - Or we could do Long Island, okay? - No, we could do Long Island. The only thing is, well, there's gray white. So what I wanted to ask you is, you know, who's more intense is a gray white or an alligator? - Oh, that's tough. - 'Cause I know my answer. I think they're different kinds of tough, you know, it depends on how deep the water is. - My earring fell off, which by the way, thank you for this. This is a very nice gift. When you guys picked me up from the airport, you said these are from Florida. - It was Sandy's idea. I gotta give a credit 'cause we got here sooner than you, so we were hanging out all day. - And you know what, I'm not gonna lag. I felt a little, I felt a tiny bit of FOMO, fear of missing out. - Well, I don't, is that what that is? - Yes. - Okay, I thought it meant four more. Like if I'm like out somewhere and I'm like FOMO, please, they didn't come. - It was very confusing. - Oh, they didn't come that, they didn't come. - Well, no, fear of missing out. And also this, shaking my head. So you do this, this means shaking my head. - Well, 'cause you are shaking your head. - Yes. - Yes. - So it doesn't mean anything, you're just doing that. - Ricky always says shaking my head. - He just says what he's doing. - Yes. - Does he say like when he's sitting down, he goes sitting down. - Yes. - When he's lying down, he goes like that. - I told him I want him to verbalize everything that he's doing so I can make sure that he's safe. - Oh, okay. - I think that's good with how much he's hurting himself. - Yes, I'm protecting him. - I think it's a good idea. - He's covered in acne. - Anyway, so-- - You gotta get him on the acids. I heard if you cover him, take a lemon to home. I heard if you like cover space and ask him over better. - Oh, can I fly with lemons? - Oh no. - They may not let you, 'cause I-- - I love to fly with a tropicana orange if I could. - They may not let you because sometimes when you're landing they ask you if you have fruit on you. I don't know what states that they do that for, but 'cause remember when we went to California they stopped our car and they said, "Do you have any fruit in here?" - Is this when they seized the watermelons? - Yes. - Oh my God. - Well, we got six watermelons 'cause they looked so nice. - Right. - And they took them all. You saw me that picture, they were gorgeous watermelons. - They were very big and they took them all. I don't know if the police officers are cutting them up or-- - I was very upset, but I didn't tell them that I had fruit gushers in my pocket and I think that they found out about that, I would have been in prison. - I'm very grateful that you didn't say that because I did not want to spend a night in the jails. - I know. - You would not make, you two would not make it a day in jail. - I would be fine. - Do you think you would do well in jail, Gale? - Well, that would that be your name. - Jail Gale. - Very good. - Well, I have to. - Very good. - Thank you. I thought I could do stand up. - I think you've got, I think you've got, you're very funny. - Sandy, you're one of the funniest people that I've ever met, like when we went on that road trip, I was left, I kept saying you are hilarious. - We would be driving along and like we would see cows and I'll go, uh-oh, move and you would be laughing so hard. - You can go wear the chocolate milk cows. - Yeah. - That's incredible. - Sandy, you've got to find a stage immediately. - I was the pink cow. - This is the stuff America needs right now, these kinds of jobs, observational humor. - I was crying, crying laughing. It was hard, that's another reason that I went into oncoming traffic because it is, we're flowing when I was laughing so hard. - Right, we did swap a couple cars, but luckily they're going the opposite way so they didn't have time to turn around. - So we kept going, 'cause. - That's what bumpers are for. The bumpers, the side of the car, that's what it's there for. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right, it's there to protect you. - Yeah. - Bump crash whatever you need to do. - Gales not allowed to drive anymore. - I don't drive anymore. It's my decision that I made myself. - It's her decision, but also the court. - But the court also enforces it. - Yeah, yeah. So I've gotten, I had to go to a class and I learned about this Uber application. - Oh good, yes.
- Okay, it's a little black square on your phone, and you tap it, and usually I'll find someone nearby and I say, "Can you tell it to go home?" And then a man will come and pick me up. - Can you tell it to go home? - Yeah, like tell me, get me home. I find someone to say, "Here's my Uber, can you get me home?" Next thing, you know what car shows up picks me up? - How do you pay them in cash? - I don't know, I've, from what I know, I've never paid. - Oh, that's so scary. - I don't know. - Free? - Wow. - Well, that guy who gave me a motorcycle ride, he didn't want money. He wanted one kiss. - Where'd you put it? (laughing) - That's between me and the motorcycleist, all right? - All right. - The sandwich way. - Well, and sandwich, we do things a little bit differently. - Do they have Uber and Sandwich? - No. - You don't really use phones much in Sandwich? - No, I got a phone because I wanted to travel with you. So I got a phone. - I think that's not. - Yeah. - What do you think it's snatched? You want your phone with you? - I punch my way out. - Not to leave that. - Yeah, so I, listen, in the Cape, you know, I don't lock my door, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm walking around. I'm like, someone's gonna grab me. - It's really, you know? - I think, well, well, you're so-- - Well, you're a very petite and very pretty. - Thank you. You're welcome. - I watch my figure. - No, it's very good. - It's a good figure. - It's a very good figure. - But they want it. - I think Teresa and I are definitely formidable women. And I think Gayle, you know, adding you to the, what is now a trio, it's clear like you, you have an elegance to you. And I see people really are staring at you all the time. - Thank you. - Oh my god. - No, I feel like we have to be bodyguard now. - No, they're staring at you. I tell them, what are you looking at? This is my sister-in-law. Get your eyes off. - She's married. - What can I say? I don't know. I just like a little bit of attention. I might skirt up a bit. What can I do? - 30 minutes left. - 30 minutes left. There's a strike through the zero. I think that means no. - No, it means no more. - It means no more. - The ganging sign. It's half and half. - Oh, okay, half and half. So 15 minutes and then 15 minutes. - Three, no. - Three, no minutes left. - Well, at least it's not the merch shop. - You know, that was hard. - That was hard to do. - I know, that was really tough. - The thing is, I want a coozy. I now have a little more respect for my nephew. - Who's not speaking to you, right? - He's pretty mad. - He's mad about listening. - Some of the stuff we've been in there. - Yeah. - Some of the stuff we've seen. - My niece was fine. I said, "But we kept calling your nephew, Dom." It's stupid. - Well, he is. - Well, I mean, he is, yes, it's true. - I mean, you know, and if he would talk to me more, I could teach him a few things. - You've got to stash six, seven him and then he'll pick out. - I know. - That's the only way to call. - That trick, so he doesn't answer his phone no matter what. - You can borrow a, you can borrow a girl's phone. - Can borrow my phone? - I don't even know. - Oh, that's true. - Give him a ring from a girl? - Okay. He might pick up, but he-- - I don't know. He seems like he's very, very famous. - You think so? - He might not want to talk to him now. - I don't know. Maybe he's got a big head. - He seems famous, but I don't know why he is, because he has, he has no personality from when I'm watching them. - Meanwhile, I can't get Mandy to stop calling me. I'm like, Mandy, stop calling me. - Do you call her Mandy? - Yeah, Mandy and Gayle. We might as well drive off a cliff together with a bank robbery and an uptrial. - I'm Amanda. Oh yeah. - Are you the cool aunt? - I mean, I don't want to give myself that label. I don't feel like that's the label you can give yourself. - She's very cool. I, you know, Amanda always says like I need to get out more, but I say-- - You too, but you too. - Look at me. I'm in Orlando, Florida. - No, that's true. - You're making change more. - You're making change the whole world. - And look at these. - I mean, that's-- - I don't even wear them, but you know, that's a risk taker out there. - Yes, I don't think Amanda's much of a risk taker. - No, she's very boring, very boring. - But that's okay, she's playing her safe. - Right. - She's playing her safe. - She needs to play it safe. I don't want her ending up like Ricky. - Oh no. - My dumbass son. - Yeah, she doesn't need to be like a cousin. - But you know what, I never need him to date or anything, he can just live at home forever. It's very hard to see you guys. I don't even know that you're here anymore. - Hello? - Oh. - Marco. - Polo. - Oh, gotcha. - Yeah, I'm over here. - There you go. - The sun is very hot. - It's hot outside today. - So the back of your head's probably getting pretty burnt. - I think it's probably platinum blonde in the back. - Do you want the buy sun? - No, I don't need that. My skin's gotten very accustomed to the sun and the salt and the sand. - I can see, yeah, you've got a nice sheen to you. - I know. - Yeah. - Purple and the sun basically. - You do. - I've seen you. - She glows, she sparkles. - I just get a little bit right now. I'm not just kidding. - I just get dark, I just get really dark. And I want to get darker. - Sometimes, no, I remember that one time after we went to, God, what was it, South Africa? - Oh yes. - That a little trip to South Africa. You didn't like leave a hotel. - Johannesburgs. - Yes, Johannesburg. You got, at the other night, you were so sunburnt. I could not find you. - That was a really wonderful time for me. - It was a gorgeous time. And then I came back and I just, it was never the same. - Well, it's a post vacation blues. - That's why I keep traveling. - This is why I don't, 'cause I don't want to keep getting sad. - There you go. - I don't want to keep getting sad, but I was beautiful then. - You were still a beautiful girl. - No. - You're just a little girl and you're still so beautiful, okay? - Well, you've got to believe it. You've got to believe it to make it true. - I don't know how to believe it. - You have to set your intentions, you have to manifest. I do a lot of manifesting and all the time I look, I have a cork board that I have all sorts of things on it. One of them is that I am beautiful. - Yes. - And I look at that and then when I'm walking around, I know that I am because I set that intention, but if you're feeling ugly, that's gonna, your body's gonna morph to that. - That's right. - Well, you know, what's funny is I was gonna take this class, this make your own vision board. But I didn't, I only brought pictures of food. - That's okay if you wanna manifest that. - Did you end up eating that day? - Okay, well there you go. - That's probably what happened. - Probably what happened, you manifested a meal? - 'Cause if you ever thought about food, it would never show up. - You're so right. - That's so true. You know, when I am hungry, I think about it. - And then it, and then you know, I'm having a meal. - And then there it is. - That's so true. - It appears, and I thought about those, these cosmos and they appeared. - Did you finish yours? - I basically, she's almost finished. - She's almost done. - She's almost done. - She's working away through. - I could probably have four cosmos and still be fine. - I believe it. - You're a sturdy girl. - The cranberry juice helps your body digest it a little better, so you can drink more. - Well it helps, it helps some menopause, and it helps everything down there. That's cranberry juice. - I feel younger. - Are you already doing manopause? - My manopause has started. - You've started manopause, have you started manopause? - Well, I think the ocean has changed my biology a little bit. - You think you're gonna skip it entirely? - I don't know. I think it's just like, I can, I'm just, I went out, went out to thawed. - Well, remember when you went in the plankton? - Right, and it was glowing around you. - And it was glowing around you. I actually think that you are not gonna get manopause. - You don't think I will. - No, because you connected so deeply to those glowing creatures that they changed your chemical balance. - Like how am I? I'm 50% woman, 50% like an ocean. - Ocean. - Ocean, biome. - Well I am as well, but you know, Cape Cod's a little different, it's a little harder. - It's not gonna stop. - No. - There. - The ocean was like, you're getting menopause early. - Yeah. - That's, that oceans. - Gayle. - Cruel. - But having met, like listen, yes, I've started menopause, okay? I've started menopause. - You couldn't tell. - Thank you, and thank you. And you know what it is? If you're in Florida, it's hot all the time. You can't tell if I'm having a flash and all. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. - So we're all sweating all the time. We're walking around drip drop. It doesn't matter. - Maybe I wouldn't know. - Yeah, you do sweat. - In T-West, maybe it's so hot that I wouldn't know. - No, listen, you still know. - I was always in the water so I'm always wet anyways. So like I said, I don't come home without being wet. So maybe I just never would know. And that's kind of the beauty. I think mystery is the best part of life. - Oh, I love mysteries. - Sometimes I close my eyes and I just swim. And I just swim until I come to another place. - How far have you gone out? - Yeah, well I wouldn't know. My eyes are closed. I did one time I swim so far and I open my eyes. They're speaking another language. And I was like, I'm in Cuba again. - How do you get back? - Oh my god. Oh well, I have some friends in Cuba. - Oh my god. Did they take, did they put you back on a boat? - If I want to, but I also can just close my eyes and start swimming again. And then I'm back home. - This strength in you is just unbelievable. - Well, it's actually a lot about patients. You know, people want to be strong swimmers, but it's actually more about being a patient swimmer. And if you just glide with the current. - Yes. - And just let yourself flow. You'll get home no matter what. That's why fish and butterflies and things that migrate. How do they migrate? - How do they go across the whole world? And that's 'cause they're just being patient and we gotta be patient. - You know what, that's very hard for me to do. I would say I have to open my eyes and do the hard work in order to get back home.
get it done. You know, you've really taught me, Sandy, that I, I can just let the universe guide me. That's, that's very hard for me. As you know, Danny and I, our parents, they would, it was like, we didn't, they didn't believe in that. No, yeah. No, he struggles every day. He struggles every day. And I don't want it. I don't want to struggle every, I want to jump in the ocean at any time and just close my eyes and move my arms and get to another island. Sandy, I've got to thank you for being a friend of Teresa. I've seen a change in her. I really have. Well, thank you. I know we had a few hours together while we were at the airport waiting for her to show up. Yeah. Hates Plains. Unlike Danny. I mean, I don't know. The two, the two of them, how they're from the same parents I couldn't tell you. I really don't. Terribulence is, is, is awful. But you're bringing out something in her that I really appreciate. It's really special. I love, I love seeing her. It's great. I think I bring a bit of the, the, the humidity from Florida to her. It's softens, you know, the like she, it's like she's, it's like she's strong, sturdy, dry wood. And I bring a little of that humidity that then you allows you the wood to kind of soften up to warp a little bit. So, so, yeah, so, so, she's warping my wood. Yeah. You've warped a wood. And I like the way it's warped. I like the shaking. I like the shaking. I like the oil. I like the oil. That means a lot. That means a lot. And I know you guys have had such a journey. And Teresa's told me how she, she is viciously hated you at times. And I know, I'm sure she's been open with you about that. So, I hope I hope. Oh, we've had it out. We've had so long draws. I want to make sure I'm not spilling anything. No, I pushed her off a cliff. And that was like five years ago. And we've, and we've come a really long way. She broke her jaw in four places, but blended right on your mouth. Yeah, I mean, my mother said I had a big mouth. And then I proved her right. And straight on my mouth. I felt very, very bad about it. Now, I was black out. So, I don't really remember what the fight was. But I know, you know, when you're drunk, you tell the truth. I know what she said was painful. And it was about me and my parents. And I pushed her. It was my mistake. I shouldn't have brought up, I shouldn't have brought up her mom. That's my fault. And then I, I tried to catch her. So I jumped off as well. Yeah. Luckily, best part about this situation, a little bit of silver lining, is now we have, we both have a fresh set of teeth. Yes. Not a single bad tooth in here. These are all fake. So these all popped out. So after I jumped out on her, I felt on top of like a jetty. And these popped out. Oh, that's so, that's, whoa. You wouldn't even tell. Can I even tell? No, I would never be able to tell. And sometimes when you're laughing, I get a look. And I never noticed anything. Well, don't look back here. It's all black. That's why. Yeah, it's all black. It's all black. It's all filling. So it's black. And then the back is silver filling. Oh, that's so pretty though. Yeah. So I'm kind of like a seashell, but like, or like a black pearl in Key West, the dentist will use pearl 50. It's practically the same thing. It's basically the same. It's so strong. God, I love the culture in Key West. Oh, it's amazing. We have culture is the culture down there. It's so different because it's so condensed. You guys speak another language. We basically do. We have one dentist and he's on a boat. He's on like a houseboat. So when you go, it's a bit of a wild rod. And you hope that the weather is good and the ocean. You know, the ocean's not too rocky, but I've had dentist appointments in the middle of a hurricane and it's painful. I'm sure. I'm sure getting the tool when the boat's rocking. It's very hot, but it's tough. There's only so much land down in Key West. So they have to do it on boat. I'm surprised Key West never built upwards. I agree. Like we're one big tall building. And I've gone to town halls where we're saying that. And they say, no, it's because it's sand. It'll sink and we're like, okay, you figure out the technology. There's houses on the Cape that are they have stilts. Yeah. Put the whole city on stilts. And then, you know, over time, the, the wood whoops, but at the same time, we're, we in Key West, we don't want to be higher up because that's further away from the ocean. So we're very grounded people. But I also, I learned how to be higher up because as a senior Rita, Margarita, senior Rita, we were going up and down stairs so much. So I did figure out. Do you still own those the, the, the boardwalks. Yeah, I still have those. Did you pack them? Because you, if you ballhouse, Key West, two pairs of six inches. I got two pairs of six and sheels. We could, we could be two tall ladies. Oh, I wonder if I could still wear them. You can, what's I show you? The, her feet swole. My feet. This cosmo is hitting. That's a heavy cosmo. Her feet swold. Mm-hmm. She had a jet ski accident. I squeeze the cranberries by hand. I can, you know, you can tell. Thanks for not putting any alcohol on my, I grab. That's the way that we would make them at at Margaritaville is you put in the vodka and the a bit of the lime juice and then, and, and you hold up the, the cranberries and you just go, you squeeze them into there. It's kind of like a, it's kind of like the, the, the, the bog, the crant, crant spray. What? What? Ocean spray. I'm, so, I was talking about those commercials with the guys who were in those, Oh, and the, the little outfit. No, when they're sitting in the middle of the, the cranberry. The cran bog. Is that what you were talking about? No, I was saying it's kind of like a Hibachi. You know, it's like, if you want to see it get me, it's like, it's a whole show. It's a show and a drink. Oh, yeah. She never shows anyone. You did all this place. I do it by myself. I went to the outhouse and I did it there. Porta Potty. Yeah. It's very nice. She has her own outhouse and it has a little, it has a little, it has a little, a little, little, little moon, but then it also has a bunch of shrimp drawn in it. Yeah. That's so cute. That's gorgeous. This podcast is brought to you by Ocean Spray, cranberry cocktail. And it's also, it's also brought to you by Tropicana Orange Juice. I did, now, now, now that we said that, do they have to pay us? I don't know if we can see that. Oh, we can't say that. Okay, then let's say something that has to do with like a house. I want, I would love a house. Okay. Oh, this, this, this episode of Smosh Mouth is brought to you by home by beach houses. Beach houses and a Lamborghini on stills. So now they have to give us that. They're going to give us one. So they'll give us that with the merch. Okay. Oh, we'll get a cozy in a house. 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if you also does one, I think where he reads bedtime stories. - Oh, that's really nice. - I think he reads like Good Night Los Angeles. - That's really nice. - Yes, good night Los Angeles. Have you heard that one? - Have you heard it? - No. - So it's all about, it's a book called Good Night Los Angeles and it's all about Los Angeles. And there's a Good Night Cape card, there's a Good Night Connecticut. - Oh, that sounds so lovely. - Yeah, you should read them to Ricky. - Oh, wow. - Now you can't get him to read a thing. - No, I can't. - No, that boy. - That boy. My job. - It's struggling. It's not your fault, Eva. You tried your best, I swear. - Honestly, it's never really the mother's fault. I'm tired of hearing about that. It's always, it's always the other things. - Yeah. - School. - Have you ever thought about getting him like a little sailboat and just telling him to go? - Well, I've tried this. - Like he maybe needs to take a journey. - You're right. I think what would be very nice for his birthday is I could build a ship. - Okay. - Get him on it. You know, like a small ship. - Right. - A small ock. - Yeah, I know some guys who do some lobster fishing. And I could get him on that ship and then send him on his way. He could go to the Virgin Islands and just. - Is he a Virgin? - Yeah. - Yes, he's a Virgin. - Well, that's a silly question, come on. - Right, and I've heard that all of Gen Z are. - Yeah, they're sexless. - They're sexless. That's what I've heard. - They're sexless. - They're sexless. - But you know what, you know, some of them are kind. That Nicole, she was kind. - She is kind. - But Marcus has not talked to us at all. - No, she hasn't said a thing. - He's been mean mugging me this whole time. And I think. - And he really does seem, yeah. - Yeah. - Not getting it. - Oh, hello. - Oh, hi. - Oh, hey, Marcus, how are you? Oh, wait, he's wearing a New York sports hat. I like him. - Oh my God, okay. - Marcus, God. - How much weight can you pick up and throw up into the pool? - A wall. - Uh, probably like 275 pounds. - Oh, well. - That's a lot of pounds. - That is so much. - That's not me, but, you know. - That's like five of me. - So he could throw five of us. - I made that up. - You could grab all three of us and throw. - Full grown man. - Full grown man. - 400. - Danny's 160. He's like a pencil with a hat on. - Marcus, if you want to throw me in the pool, I will not scream bloody murder. In fact, I'll enjoy it. - 'Cause we're merely 12 feet away from this pool here at this best west. - Yes, that's right. - Look at the pool. It's so nice. - And this is a great, best western, best really does a plot to it. - Best, I was just about to say that. - It is the best, it is the best western. - It is the best, but where's all the cowboys? - Oh no, I was hoping for more of a cowboy theme. - When they said there's a hotel bar, I was like, you mean the saloon? - Yes. - And that, right. I kind of want to get in here and theme this place up. Like, let's get some cowboys swimming in the water. - Yeah, where's the guy, I want a guy wearing all black, black, cowboy hat coming and mix things up every once in a while. - Yes, but it is the best. - Yeah, absolutely. It is the best. I can have it a great time. If they wanted to sponsor this podcast, I would accept what it is. - Well, this podcast is sponsored by best western. I just did it. - There you go. - Now we're gonna get our own hotel. - Well, we have it. - Well, mine's paying for this hotel. - On our knees, the nephew have it so easy. They just say stuff and then those companies have to pay them. - They just talk and talk and talk. - Oh. - And I feel like what we're talking about is life lessons. - Yeah, this is what a real podcast should be. - People are gonna listen to this. Their lives are gonna be so changed. - 10 minutes left. - That's a fact check. - Fact checks. - Are we getting a fact check for filming this? - We've never get a fact check. - I would like a fact check. - I would love a fact check. - I would like a blank fact check. So Nicole's giving us fact checks. Can we have our first fact check? - Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, not North. - Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota. - Well, no, I think we agreed that it's actually on the line. - Yeah, it's on the border. - We were actually not a fact that we needed to hear again 'cause we figured that out. - No, that's an opinion. - That's an opinion. - But it was very nice that, so Mount Rushmore's rim drop in the South. - That's right. - All right, what's another fact check? - The Eiffel Tower is actually one tenth the size of the track. - Well, that's 'cause it's metric and imperial measurements. - Yeah, so that's a translation thing. - We do feet. - 'Cause we do feet and they do meters. - That's the way it's actually the same. - And they do centimeters. - They do centimeters and senti means 10. - So that's good 'cause I thought, I really want the Eiffel Tower to be very big. - It's gonna be big. - I thought it's gonna be big. - All right. - But I appreciate you talking to us because we're very open-minded people. - I'm an open book. - So it's nice to have this open discussion. - So call it. - You guys can ask for anything. - What else do you have going on? - In a case of a hurricane, the National Weather Service recommends you be inland during a hurricane, not to be in the water. - They're saying you should be, you should be, I don't think that they know. - Not in the water doing a hurricane. - So the weather department or whoever this is says, when a hurricane happens, you should be inland. - And not in the water. Why would you ever do that? Don't you want to be one with the water? - Absolutely. - Yeah, well, be inland. I mean, I'm on an island, so there's no inland for me. I mean, look, the weatherman is funny. But I don't necessarily think he's the expert. I think he's a little bit more akin to a clown than a scientist. - I couldn't agree more. - 'Cause he's not controlling the weather, so what is he there for? - Yes. - If I'm eyeball, I can look it outside. - Yes, exactly. And I think, you know, when you're in the ocean, then you can tell, you know, how bad the hurricane's gonna get. - Absolutely. And like, if you're gonna get what, anyway, why not stop? - What? - I agree. - It's not like that. - Whenever there's an earthquake, it's not like there's a bunch of dead fish. - No. - The fish are fine. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Yeah, so, thank you Nicole. - Thank you Nicole for that fact. - What else do we have? - Marcus Jenna. - Oh Marcus. - Okay, so he speaks. - Marcus, there he is. - That's what's for you guys. Yankee Doodle was not about the Pony Express. It was a 1750s British song, which mocked American colonists. - Yankee Doodle is not about the Pony Express. It's a song that marks America colonialism. - Oh, it's a British song. - Why would a British song be an America? - You're telling me we're raising our kids with hate. They're singing a hateful song. - I'm not raising my son with hate. He's a dumbass that I care about. - I need to. - Thank God I can't have kids 'cause my God. - This would ruin. - Yeah, you got it all tied up. - All tied up. - All tied up. - All tied up. - If I ever hear a child singing Yankee Doodle, I'm gonna tell him hey, you need to sing God Bless America to wash your mouth out. - Absolutely. - Oh, Sansa, you've got me as one of your people to do that too. - Yes, and you know, I enjoy that too. I like that. God Bless America is a fine song. - It can use a little more pop to it. - I think it needs, yeah. - It's like Patty in the USA. - 'Cause how do you dance? Oh, that's the best song. - Patty in the USA by Miley Cyrus. - Oh, she is. - I love that song, but she needs to put her body away. - Oh, she's-- - Well, you know what? - Have you seen what she's been dressed in like Beatle Jews? - You know what? I actually don't mind it. - Really? - I like how tight her clothes are. - Because let me tell you. - No, when you're young, you should do it. - I do it when you're young. - I would do it. - And that's why at our age, we do the opposite. - Well, I wanted to be loose so that people can go, I think there's a tight body under there. - Yeah, it's mystery. - Yeah, you leave it up to the imagination. - Absolutely. - Do you have another factor for us? - What else we got going on? - We got three more here. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - So Y'all's last episode actually has 800k views, not two to three million. - Well, on Facebook, on Facebook. - Oh, Facebook. - Are you including the Facebook in there? - That's the man's word. - Oh, what I don't really use you to. - Yes, you know, I'm not someone who like, I'm on Facebook. - Yeah, so Facebook has three million views. I'm pretty sure that I saw that. - I'm pretty sure the Facebook, it has three million. - Yeah, we actually got, you know, very big famous. - I know. - I know. - You got stopped. When we were at Publix just a little bit earlier to get some space to do that stuff. - They said, nice CAF 10. - Yeah, and I knew what they meant. - They know. - They were like, okay. - They know them. - They were like, I know, I was on a podcast. So. - Yeah, next time. - Next time. - Thank you. - You actually can travel within the Continental US with lemons. - Okay, this is the only way that I like. - Wow. - This is important, actually. - And what about oranges? See, they don't. - Any citrus is good. They're gonna change that eventually because people are gonna take advantage of that. - Oh, yeah. Well, I'm taking, I want half this tree and I want half. I want to make my own fresh orange juice. - Oh, these are about to fall off. - Yeah, those look about ready. - Same with these, in fact, every single one looks about ready. - I can't, oh. - Well, you can. - These are, these are. - Hold on one second. Let me just reach. - I can see, they're scared that we're getting up, but don't worry, we're not gonna hurt ourselves. - Oh God, there's a squirrel in here. - Everybody calm down. These are two adult women they know what they're doing. It's fine. - Is there any more cosmos in here? - No, not a meat. We should have put this in the fridge. - Oh my God, did we get the trot tip? - Yes. - We left the trot tip in without any ice? - Right. - Oh my God. - Oh my gosh. - Well, I'd love to take some trot-pecan oranges. - You can, why not? - Oh, the ocean's down there. - Let me see this. - Oh, it's hot, hot.
oh my goodness look at the ocean it's so beautiful god that's gorgeous I would love to swim in it we can these are the moments that we live for these moments this is what makes life like living I really appreciate you ladies you two are wonderful people thank you for making this trip special a dolphin oh my god there's four teams of it's a school it's a school of dolphins oh I'll probably be swimming in the pool for a little bit yeah I'll probably join you in the pool for just a just a touch I just want to get a little wet just want to get a little wet careful your cosmo almost hopped out of the coosy there do you have any more facts for us I don't know if you heard but there's 14 dolphins over there oh yeah so if you guys want to you know get off your devices and go see the dolphins you should live life a little bit and see what's around you any of you on the cameras able to catch the dolphins I don't see a single person on a camera so if you take this camera and you go into the ocean you could probably catch them do they go underwater we can't we can't move the cameras oh that's too bad oh I can't put the camera I should talk to you should you should figure that out because that should be a whole channel oh oh my god very good I smash underwater oh I could put that on whenever smash fish smash fish smash coral oh smash dolphins that would be amazing well you can at least bring the cameras to Epcot right maybe I can't make so Nicole said maybe and Marcus said yes who has more power here well Marcus has the hat I'm gonna believe that one oh yeah New York because like a director usually wears a hat yes absolutely that's what they say that's what John Travolta has been saying lately he's been wearing a cool hat and he's like because I'm a director movie supposed to be very very good oh they're name them John Travolta movie that isn't a masterpiece oh Saturday Night Fever's one of my favorites that man can do no wrong what's the one where he he looks at the a star and he gets really smart Michael no no what's the name of that one oh oh phenomenon phenomenon oh Michael's also a movie phenomenon might be the best movie ever made oh I completely I think that happened a bit to me with the ocean yes I think that you know what Sandy if you opened up a business and you just took clients down to the ocean and you had to close their eyes and touch the water while you talk to them I'm kind of like the ocean version of John the Baptist yes that's exactly correct Sandy you've got to do this your female brilliant idea Teresa this is a very good idea you simply must do this and what you can send waves to me in the cape and I'll stand in the ocean at the same time and I'll wait and the wave that comes will be from you do you think if all three of us get in the ocean at our homes when we get back home and we get in the water and we we feel we could probably communicate oh like we could sense each other yes for the water I think so I think so yes absolutely yeah we're all sharing the same ocean yes but we have to be naked when we do it right is Boca it's Boca it's on the Atlantic or is the Gulf of Mexico no Boca returns on the on the Atlantic yeah it's a little it's a little in when you got a drive well like 10 minutes to get to the ocean so big Florida is so big Florida is so big it's that's driving out of it takes the whole day no I know that's why you haven't come visit yeah listen I know Danny likes the plane I don't like the plane I know I don't like every time they take off I knock out I'm with you all I want to do is watch any JLo romantic comedy on the plane and you know what that many Glee is a very good movie that's like it's from Boston oh my god yeah yeah he's from Boston because that's why because because because Glee because what's the one where he's really smart or where his friend that's Matt Damon is really good will hunt in good will hunting that's that's a real story to it's a true story that's true that's true that Matt Damon was a janitor did we have another factor did we finish I'll let up we got one or two more the can't decide one or two one man it was a system of horse riders who delivered me out this is the pony the pony express was not one man it was a system of other men and many ponies who was keeping track I don't know was there was there a top what if one of them read you letta and it never gets anywhere oh my god that's my worst nightmare oh me too I do know someone reads my mail oh my god that is the worst thing that could ever happen to me okay with it what kind of mail do you get sandy oh um well you know in key west what we have is you know those little um pipes that go into the sand and then they come out on another end you can talk through the pipes yes we have mostly those I've seen those in a banker too so it's kind of more like telephones than than mail because it's so small the island why would you send a letter that's so true that's very the humidity just eats up the the letters anyways they're so damp wow and we just yell yeah the camp we just don't you don't or or what I would do is if I was going to send someone a letter I'd maybe write a little note and I put it on a seashell facing up and I would put it in the ocean I just drifted along they can they can drift from miles I know you know my my biggest dream is to find a message in a bottle oh not the Kevin costume movie which is very relevant to the way um but I really want to find a message in the bottle from like you know 1876 or something and they're like oh you know my daughter was this and then realize that I know their daughter's daughter's daughter daughter you know nothing left to live for if you have that I know that is your ultimate I'd be talking about this for you you may not want to manifest that because then you would die there's nothing left that's how manifesting works if you think about it too much it'll find you I think about it every single night oh you got to be careful with that I would think about some other things too I would think about maybe food a little bit well I do think about food but oh no she's thinking about it right now you know how many glass bottles I found from the ocean and they're all on my dresser oh luckily all empty not a single no there's no note in that no no once I you'll get it but it'll be a good day gale what are you last day gale what are you trying to manifest right now um right now I really really want just a good like four of five grand the front porch is falling apart the front porch is falling apart I'd love four of five grand just to get some new wood yes Danny said he'd paint it white I I've always wanted a white I've wanted a white porch forever yes it's gotta be white when if it's white it's gonna bounce off the sun's gonna bounce off it'll be like being inside and oven yes very good oh I just stand out there do a little rotation like a rotisserie come back and I'm brown and white is very clean yes very clean so yeah I'm manifesting four or five grand I think that's very why are you gonna do shells in your driveway like me because it's very easy to do so my problem is there's too much crunch when I'm driving I don't like I don't like the seashell because I'm destroying the shells with my car well that's the point you destroy them down and then your driveway's white which is very nice well that isn't appealing color for me it's like you're driving into heaven you know no that's true you're driving on the bottom of the ocean I'll consider it I'll consider all right four or five grand is nice you could do a lot with that I think that's really nice I just need like a couple hundred bucks I want to get some more pictures of me and Ricky around mmm yes I want to hire a photographer no I've got a photographer friend I can I can take pictures okay all right yeah well if you ever want a photographer I've got a blue hair girl she does good work well she'd probably be expensive oh she said five minutes five minutes I thought she was trying to high five you oh if she wants to high five oh high five oh high five oh my god everybody this is Nicole Jesus everybody this is Nicole that was Nicole with a spider shirt oh they don't clap they don't clap they don't clap there's no clap she's covered in tattoos you should show your tattoo oh they would scare them that's true they wouldn't know much about it I don't think because ever since Jimmy Buffett died I don't know if his legacy is carried on up here in the in like Nicole do you know who Jimmy Buffett is do you know Jimmy Buffett he's not dead oh so the fact check is that he's dead no we knew that he was that he said so I don't need to remember tragedies they're all to my brain you just want to get my hopes up just to tell me again that he was dead well he's not really dead you know why he can come back he's his ashes are in the ocean right we keep a spirit alive we everyone everyone in Key West helped spread those ashes there was a lot of them he was a big guy there's a whole barrel he was a big guy well he wasn't even that big but when they went when he got really related to something some happens really dense man and just whatever the material was do you think that I would be a lot of ashes well because my arms are so buff well Teresa I know that you want to be buried in the sand have a clam bake over you well yes I want a clam
How much ash would you be or how many clams would they be able to cook with with oh hundreds? I would feed the entire beach right so I want to be underneath a clam bake And I want my body fumes to go through the seafood and bless it. That's wonderful. I love that so then when they're done They dig the sand and then my ashes are right there and then I go out and I become seafoam Gail, what would they what would you like people to do with your body when you pass away? Yeah, what would gail? That's a good question No, it's a good question. I've been thinking about it. I want to be buried full body Sorry cremators. I don't I that's not for me No, that's fine. I want to be buried full body. I want to be buried full body up and down like I'm standing Because I don't want to lay down for the rest of my life. I want to be ready to go. Oh, so I want to be standing and That's very good. If possible. I would love a palm tree on top so that you know the palm tree can feed on me And so like it like it's a hat Exactly that Sandy you've that's exactly that's right Very brilliant. So you would be buried up. I want to be buried up palm tree up So it's all up how close to the surface would your head be Would your head be six feet I like this because you know it's important to think of these things I just want to rise because how deep because if your head is six feet down then you're Your feet are 12 feet down and I'm a small girl. I can't be that far. Are you gonna be buried in your heels? Right because you're about four or two Your Shakira site. Yeah You should maybe that's why people have been staring at you. They think you're Shakira. Oh my god I should I should put on a sign that says I'm not Shakira Well, no actually if they can you know or give you a little money You could say I'm gonna sign this for two hundred bucks and then that many people can get you five grand Oh my god. That's how I can get my four five grand. That's a great idea to reset if anyone wants a signature today from Shakira I can do that for you and I think Jensy nobody said anything. In fact, they all looked at me. Yeah So when you're buried up buried up have you heels on in your jewels or what you make it? Of course Yeah, so I'm gonna go full mummy with it. I'm gonna have all my belongings down oh good to wrapped up Yeah, they're gonna have to open up a trench for me because I'm taking the couch. You know my couch Oh, you love that couch the couch. It's a lazy boy, but it stands up Oh If you press the Yeah, so you can do a lean You never have to use your thighs because gale doesn't you know because you don't have those I really don't want to use my thighs. How would you die Sandy? Oh, well, I think I mean Obviously just being drifted off into the ocean is what I've thought about I think if they found a nice big stingray and just kind of strap me to it That would be beautiful. Let it just float away. You would travel Because they go so far they travel between Key West and and South Africa and South Africa. They do a whole big loop around. That's why I was in South Africa Do you see the stingray? We were there for the migration. They did that and you don't need to look that up because they're That's a true fact. Do not need a few fact checking the things that we know. Well, well ladies, you know My skin is ready to get wrinkled in that pool. Are we ready to get? I mean, it's been tempting us this whole time I'm ready to become a raisin in there, but can we do one more thing before we go into the pool? Sure I just want to see if the dolphins are still there. Let's go see if the dolphins are there. All right And thank you for watching and thank you to everyone who's watching here all these Jensy I hope we I hope you can really learn how to have a conversation from this and I hope that you you know Can be friendly like these people Nicole and Marcus. I hope you can be kind take a note from the from the married couple here The gorgeous Kind they look in my eyes Everywhere I've never seen that many tattoos on a person and they're they're not they don't have hair that they were born with and that's different Marcus and Nicole are telling us to say that this is last splash week It's the last time we're gonna splash so take it in while we got to take it in because we're never splash now Displashing again because I guess eventually you have to get out of the pool So there's other they said um, so there's other content that's split with people splashing I guess my nephew's doing some other stuff and your niece is doing some other stuff Oh, she's gonna go topless Oh, he's going topless. You know what? I don't know what she wants to do these days. No, it's you're right It's been hard to figure out. It's been hard to figure out. It's body positive and that's good. That's good. Unlike these Jens ears. Oh my god Sexless sexless because the man does Jinx A man does a boomer, I think she's a boomer. She's a Jinx Anyways, just last splash so if you want to see them topless in a pool, keep watching guys. Yep, right go and find that on the internet I don't know. Oh see you on Facebook. I hear a splash. Okay. All right. Thank you
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The group is traveling to Orlando, Florida, for a special trip focused on Epcot, which they view as a "world" experience without needing a passport.
They highlight generational differences, noting that Gen Z members are emotionally distant, avoid eye contact, and resist physical touch, contrasting with their own more expressive connections.
Teresa exhibits strong intuitive abilities, detecting earthquakes and hurricanes through physical sensations, and has a deep spiritual connection to nature and the ocean.
The group shares personal stories of humor, adventure, and intimacy, including skinny-dipping, fishing, clam digging, and chaotic moments like a near-collision while laughing.
Gail and Sandy bond over shared experiences and a sense of adventure, with Gail expressing a deep emotional and spiritual connection to the ocean and the idea of being a "water bender."
They discuss cultural and regional differences, such as Florida’s tropical climate, key limes, and the absence of certain fruits in Massachusetts, emphasizing their new experiences in Florida.
A recurring theme is the importance of physical connection, personal freedom, and spontaneity, including the use of coosies for fishing and the desire to live fully in nature and adventure.
The trip includes plans for future adventures, such as visiting the Everglades and New York, and reflects a shared belief in embracing life’s unpredictability and joy.
Summary:
The group embarks on a joyful, spontaneous trip to Orlando, Florida, primarily to explore Epcot, which they see as a global experience without needing a passport. Throughout the journey, they share heartfelt stories highlighting personal connections, generational contrasts, and deep intuitive senses—especially Teresa’s ability to sense natural disasters. The conversation flows with humor and warmth, touching on intimate moments like skinny-dipping, clam digging, and a near-accident caused by laughter.
They also reflect on their individual identities, with Gail expressing a strong spiritual bond to the ocean and a desire for freedom and adventure. The group celebrates the differences between generations, especially Gen Z’s emotional withdrawal, versus their own openness to touch and connection. They discuss Florida’s unique environment, including key limes and tropical climate, and reveal their fascination with nature, adventure, and spontaneity.
Personal anecdotes about family, failed experiments (like a fishing trip), and quirky habits (like using coosies or dancing) underscore a lighthearted, grounded, and deeply human dynamic. The trip is not just a physical journey but a spiritual and emotional exploration of connection, intuition, and freedom—leading to plans for future adventures like visiting the Everglades and New York, where they envision shared experiences rooted in fun, authenticity, and mutual support. The episode blends humor, vulnerability, and deep personal insight, reinforcing the idea that adventure and connection are central to their lives.
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Epcot is considered a 'world' destination because it features themed lands that represent different countries, like Paris and Vegas, making it feel like a real international experience without needing a passport.
The speaker noted that Gen Z attendees avoid eye contact, don't touch others, and appear socially distant, with one person even saying they don’t want to touch or make eye contact with anyone.
Teresa claims to have a strong intuitive sense, able to detect earthquakes and hurricanes before they happen, and can sense emotional changes in others, like when she felt sadness while driving through Indiana.
The coosie is a protective sleeve for a drink, designed to keep hands warm and prevent cold hands from gripping things like fishing rods or bottles.
The speaker claims to feel water move around when they move their hands in it, describing this as a personal connection to the ocean and a form of intuitive energy they experience.
Skinny dipping is shared as a humorous, intimate experience between Sandy and Gail, highlighting their playful and adventurous relationship, with references to the 'four fingers' inside joke.
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