#160 - Our Aunts Go On Vacation

-We're rolling, ladies. -Oh. -Oh, okay. So we're rolling. -Okay. -This is what we're going. -Gale, I just want to warn you for a second. So, you know, Sandy and I are pretty used to the cameras. We did the podcast one time. -Yeah, I did get to watch that. I got like about 15 minutes in. I'm not really a YouTube person, but. -Oh, I haven't been able to find it, but I heard it's new. -Amanda posted it on my wall because I asked her to. -Oh, that's not. -But that's not where I found it. -I saw it on a wall. -It's good. It's good. You two did a good job. -Thank you. -It was really fun. -It was fun. -Well, so we asked. The camera crew was kind of. Let me just be honest, obsessed with us. -Yeah. -So there's a guy right there. -Can you see him? -There's so many of them. They're all around in the hedges. -Yeah. -All right. -Right here. We've got like a whole crowd of Gen Z. -There's a whole crowd of Gen Z. -There's a lot of Z is here. -Yeah. -A lot of Gen Z. -Well, I wanted everyone to kind of know you because you're an important person to me. -Thank you. -This is my sister-in-law, Gail. -Hello? -It's me, Gail. -I don't clap. I don't know why it's fine. -What the hell? -They sit and they watch. -Okay. I don't want to hear it in Gail. -They sit and they actually don't smile, but they always go, "That was funny." -Yeah. -Well, that's how you know something's funny. -Afterward, how else are you going to know? -There are other Gen Z person, Selena was here last time. And when she stopped recording, she said, "That was funny." -Yeah. -But then now she's not here today. So I don't think she thought it was very funny. -I don't believe it that way. -So she didn't come. Well, also because apparently she's in California only. And that's where she stays. Because we're in a very pretty Orlando. -Guys, we're in Orlando, Florida. All right. I took a three-hour drive up North, got to Orlando. -It's a tropical oranges from that commercial, the orange juice. -Oh, my God. -That's amazing. -It's Florida. It's real. -And then we've got some Florida lemon throughout here. -I wish there were keylums here, but we're too far north. -Oh, yeah, we're not in the case now. -Because you can pick keylums right off a tree and make eye out of it. -Right off a tree, yeah. -See, that's a putt. So I'm from, you know, sandwich, Massachusetts. And we don't have keylums in the Cape Cod. So I don't understand this. I'm very new to Florida. -Oh, it's wonderful. -It's fantastic. It's very nice. -It's very nice. -It's great. Embocco return. Trees everywhere, not a single fruit and sight. -Well, Gail, you know, I'm very grateful that you invited me up so many times. I just couldn't come because, you know, you got stuff to do. You got a son. -You know, I wanted to see Sandy. We've been, actually, you know, Sandy and I have been close. -Ever since we recorded that podcast, we've been talking so much on Facebook. And we've been talking about doing more road trips. -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. We want to just do Nebraska. -Just a whole Nebraska tour because there's so much in Nebraska. -Now, would you go to Nebraska and then drive around it? -Would you drive to Nebraska? Would you cut the to the chase? -Oh, yeah. -Just doing the rim of Nebraska. -Yeah, I would like to. -Just chasing the rim. -Rim of Nebraska would be very nice. -I think you could rim Nebraska. -That's where all the exciting stuff is. Like, cities are mostly located on the rims of states anyway. -Yes. -Absolutely. -Yeah, so you could probably do that. Because I think most of Nebraska's major cities are located along the lawn. -They have like five major cities. -It's like Idaho and-- -Two, one. -Where are the presidents? -Oh, the presidents. -Resonal. -Oh, the president. -That's North Dakota. -That's right. -That's very close. -That's very close. -I think it's on the line. -Who's to-- I think they don't know which state to assign it to because it's right on the line. -You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. And you know this about me. I could never ever be landlord. -I don't know. -She needs the horizon. -I know this thing. -And I'm the same way. That's why I'm in Key West. I'm on the ocean. -Oh, yeah. -Well, I know. In Sandy, you know, I don't think we talked about this much. But Sandy and I did a quick skinny dip. -That's right. -No, you didn't. -Yes, we did. We did it. -No, you didn't. -We did it in the finger legs. -Yes, we did. -You went nude in the finger legs? -Gale, please don't tell Danny. Don't tell my brother because honestly, I don't want to hear it. But yes, let everything go. And I swam. -We let-- -I'm kidding. -And we talked last time. We talked about how much I like four fingers. But four fingers getting into the four fingers was even better. And that was-- -Oh. -It melted. -Tree's are you okay? -Yes, I'm fine. It just-- it melted because the sun's so hot, no lens up. -It is. -That's okay. -It is absolutely a hundred degrees with a hundred percent humidity wrap. -50 plus. How am I going to get chocolate brown? -You're not going to get chocolate brown with the 50 plus. -No, you didn't. -That's a scam. -That's a scam. -Yeah. -The sun is good for you. They want you to not have the sun so we can stay, you know, upset and trapped all the time. -Yeah. -No, we need to bake in the sun. -Yeah. -Sorry. -I interrupted you. -And I interrupted you. -We were talking about skinny dipping in the big legs. -Oh, yeah. -So we skinny dipped. -Yeah. -And, you know, it was very nice for Sandy and I. -The sun was nice. -You know, we said, we want to do this. And we ran. And we ran and we held hands. -Oh, we jumped right in and off the porch. -She's very into-- well, we like the finger legs because we have-- it's an inside joke. -It's a bit of a-- you'd have to listen to the previous episode. -She likes four fingers. I think I like two. -It was reality. -Port apart, so the best place to do it. -Yeah. -Wouldn't you agree, Gail? -Gail. -Well, the port apart? -Yeah. -Yeah. -I'm a three finger girl on the port apart. -Oh, okay. -It's the kind of like you're kind of in between us. -So you're like, you're going to stay a second. -Yeah. I got-- well, I take my time. -Good. -Okay, so-- -I take my time. -I have to admit something that Danny always complains that you're in the bathroom for so long. And I say, Danny, stop it. -Thank you. -She's a very-- she's a very gorgeous, you know, very gorgeous girl. -I take care of my figure, and part of taking care of my figure is using a finger or two in the bathroom. -Yeah, of course. -Okay. -Good. -Thank you. -That's just part of what we do. That's part of our-- I think that's part of our generation. And, you know, these-- these Gen Z, they don't understand. -There's so many Gen Zs here. -No, these sexless Gen Zs, you know? -And they-- -They don't want to touch. -They don't want to touch, and they never want to make eye contacts. -No, they're-- they're so-- it's actually-- it's very odd right now. There's about 30 of them are around, and none of them will look at us right now. -Well, this mission of calling-- -Mission of Colin Makish. So, I think that together-- I think that-- -Well, Mary's? -Yeah, that the Mary's. -So, the married couple-- they're doing this. They're filming us. -Oh, interesting. -So, that's them-- -Okay, okay. -They're waiting. -Oh, she's smiling. -So, she seems very nice. -Mm-hmm. -That Makish guy-- -Don't know about that. -I'm sure. -He seems like he could pick me up. -Pick me up and throw me across a wall. -Yeah, that-- he seems fast, too. -Like you would be able to catch him. -He's short, but he could launch me in the sky. -Yeah, sturdy. -Yeah, can a ball, you know what I'm saying, into a ball. -Absolutely. -Right. -Cosmo. -Cosmo. -You make this very strong. -I like that. -It's my specialty. -I love. -Right. -Gregus. It's very gummy. -You're a Gregus. -I like Gregus. Honestly, Gordon's I'm fine with. I'll take Gordon's vodka. I don't need it to be expensive. I just need it to be very strong. At least four to five ounces. -I'll walk into Indixie and tell them. Just give me whatever's the biggest container of vodka. -That makes sense. You want to get the bang for your buck? -Well, give me the biggest that you have. That's how I drink wine. I get the big jugs of wine. -Oh, of course. You've got to get the big jugs with the handles. Well, Gail knows every family event we have jugs of vodka. We have jugs of wine just like the Romans. -That's right. I'll make a sangria. Apple's only. -Oh. -Her sangria is literally knock on the floor so good. -Never tried it because I'm a sober girl. I don't like to drink. -She doesn't drink. -But they say it's great. I put a bunch of fruits in a jar. -It's not just apple juice. -So, Sandy, you're very smart. -You're smart in some things. -No, but this is a very good question because, you know, I don't know. -That's one of the mystery. Is that kind of like what Eve figured out in the garden? -Eve, I apparently, was an alcoholic. -Oh, is that apple with alcohol? -I think Dateline did a special on Eve. -I feel so bad for Adam. -He has to put up with so much shit. -He was a very sweet boy and Eve was a temptress woman. -Yes, he was. -You know what? That's fine. -I'm in my temptress times. -That's why we all go in and out of phases. And right now, I'm looking to be tempted. -Oh, you're married to my brother. Why would you say this? -Listen, I'm never going to act on anything. I have morals. I'm a good person. -I know. -But I'm allowed to have a little bit of attention. I'm out here in Orlando. I drove three hours for a bathroom breaks along the way. -Good for you. -My bladder, the size of an apple. -Held it up to it once. -Oh, yeah. -Well, mine dropped and then they did the surgery to pull it back up. -They lifted it back up. -They fell far down. It was almost in my thighs. -Oh, my God. -They lifted it back up like a stage curtain with the pulley. -Yes. -I had a whole theater production inside. -That's great. -It was very fancy. -What doctor did you use, by the way? -Dr. John. -Of course. -If you need anything done internally, go to Dr. John. -Dr. John did a very good job. Ricky busted his lip open with a softball. Dr. John gave him a whole new lip. He wouldn't stop talking about this busted lip. -Wow. -He's such an idiot. -That's why he shouldn't play with softball. No, my son shouldn't do sports whatsoever. He shouldn't do lick it. He split he literally he's he's such an idiot I love him so much, and see you know, he's a sweetheart He just needs to be sitting down laying down. He needs to be sitting on the couch 24/7. Right. That's my happy place with him Yeah When I came I came to visit you and he was on the couch. Yes, he was he was eating top ramen Yes, he was and he barely he barely looked up to me to say hi No, he's he's he's scared of you know people sometimes right, but he seems sweet He's a very kind boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He goes, you know clam digging with me Yeah, always gets bit by crabs. I'm dying. You know, I'm like I'm down with you stone crabs or blue crabs We haven't had stone crabs. Oh, you should have it stone crabs are delicious. I'm very too hot Well the claws you can you just have to cook them for a couple of hours But I love ripping the claws off. Yeah, it's good. It feels like there's a little pop and then you get all that meat It's really good right. It's so good. It's so good. We'll have any kinds of crabs down in Key West. We have them all Have you eaten all the crabs down in Key West pretty much you cleared them out not well We make sure to keep some of them so that they the population stays there Oh good the next season, but oh good. I'll dive in I'll put in my goggles and I barely I barely even look at what I'm pulling out I just reach around. I'm just grabbing thing. I've seen you do this all grab spiny lobster blue crabs stone crabs One time when you grab that man array. I'll grab a man or I'll ride a man array So Sandy rides lodge creatures in the ocean. I can do that That I have a connection to the ocean. So you're a water bender Well, I thought I was a water bender, but I don't think I am I think it's just just that when I move my hands in the water. It moves the water a little bit which It's kind of a water bender. You know, I was getting something water from you. There's just like a water There's like a flowing energy from you. I I felt it. I felt it. What can I say? Are you are you are you? I'm an intuitive. I feel it in my lower gut. Oh is that like a level low? So it's below the the stomach chakra Oh is that yeah, so your stomach is so kick Yes, for the most part a very smart person very good. I was telling you. Yeah, I think I might be like a An empath So you feel what others you knew when I was getting very upset whenever I see someone crying. I'm like oh Oh that Yeah, that's really good. So so I was having a tough go Yeah, and I felt it. I was driving and I was I was I was swearing left and right when we were driving we were driving through Indiana and I was like, you know, I don't want to be here. I hate all these people the drivers are awful I'd rather be dead tell us and you know sand he was I put my hand on your shoulder and I said I Said Teresa. I'm feeling so sad too. I'm feeling this as well and and I and it made me feel bad because then she was starting to feel bad because I was feeling bad You were crying I start crying and then we realized we were drifting on to the oncoming traffic So we got back to we almost hit a car almost hit a car and then I put on Kylie Simon Well, there you go, and then we're of course we're crying and then we're crying more a lot of crying Well, that's good. Sometimes you got to let it all out Well, I don't like to do that. Yeah, no, but sometimes you got to do it You know no matter what if I hear anything from Lionel Richie. I am a I'm a pool comes out of my Lionel Richie catch me on a macy's sobbing over the house. Hello. If one of the saddest songs I've ever heard my life The Commodore's come on. I truly I start shitting myself and crying all over the place. Oh Brick house makes me Oh, that's a September Earth Wind and fire. Oh, water works body. Ah At Casey in the sunshine band. Oh You know, you know how many festivals Man, do you know how many festivals I went to the Casey in the sunshine bands? Oh my god. Absolutely Oh, he basically had a front road ticket guaranteed. I got a front road ticket. I would bring Ricky sometimes because he yeah He was young. He was young. He was young. He was he was a kid. Yeah, so he's still a kid He's 26 but you get them immersed in that it's kind of like how they say to have your babies listen to moats are But it's probably better to have them listen to Casey in the sunshine band Shed shine This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Zock-Dock Amanda. Are you a big procrastinator me a procrastinator? What? No Sounds like you might be have you scheduled your annual checkup with your doctor. I don't know where to begin I need a new doctor, but I don't know where to look You should use Zock-Dock. Zock-Dock lets you search and compare high quality in network doctors You can easily find any doctor. I mean, what do you need? 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So we've been, we're here in Orlando for a very specific reason. - Oh. - We're at good, we're telling them. - Tell them. - So Teresa, last time you and I did a road trip across the United States. - Everywhere we went everywhere. Now that Gail has joined us, we've decided to do a trip around the world and by world, I mean, Epcot at Walt Disney World. - Oh, yep. - We're gonna be doing-- - And it's Epcot Disney World. Catch us there. - And let me tell you, I have never wanted to get a passport. And then when you said Epcot, you don't need a passport. - That's the beauty of it. - I said, I'm in. - It's the same thing, 'cause the people from the countries come and they build a little country there. And I think it technically counts as a foreign country. - It does, it does, it really does. - So Paris, Paris people. - The Paris people? - Yeah, Paris. - They built the Eiffel Tower in Epcot. - Right, they did a whole-- - It's one-to-one. - Yeah. - It's the same one. - And I think the same with Vegas. - Yes. - Same as, there's a Vegas there. - The Vegas one too. - Well, I've been to Vegas once and it was very nice. We watched the Circus Soul Delay. - Oh, were they on the ceiling? - Yes. - I've seen that one too. - Is that what they're naked? - Yes. - Yes. - They were completely ass naked in a Monteneglas swimming around. - Oh, that sounds so much like what I used to do at Margarita. Except it was a Margarita. - She worked at a Margarita building. - I was a dancer. - Don't worry, you went to the bathroom early and we covered a complete talk. I know all about the staircase. I'm all caught up on the Margarita building. - So you've learned that she's lost. Oh, I know, I know, honey. - Right, I know. - But Gail, you're someone of an Epcot, like a wizard of that. - It's not a sword she loves Epcot. - Listen, I will give me a weekday, give me a week ends, and I will drive up three hours to Epcot. - Oh my gosh. - I'll go around the world. You stop at Mexico first. - Oh, I've always wanted to go to Mexico. - And you say, hold on to everybody. - Oh, Spanish, do you know? - I know, and it's so scary. - No, meyamo, Teresa. That's it. - That's it, that's all you need. - That's all you need, and be in Vennijos. - Go to the bar, say, hold on, meyamo, Teresa. They give you something, you walk away. - Oh, I have to say hello, and they-- - Don't even have to pay for it. - Wow. - You don't have to pay for it, and that's what it's like. - That's a gracious thing I've ever heard. It's like a cruise ship, but on land. - Oh, that's right, gosh. So anyway, I'm just, I'm super excited to take you, ladies, Epcot. It's gonna be a blast. - All I know is, I really wanna go to Italy. Is Italy there? - Italy's there. - Yeah, it's there. - Good. - I think they have all of it. - What about Portugal? - Good to tell you. - They definitely have it. Well, 'cause I think it's all-- - Iceland? - Uh-oh, for sure. - Okay. - But it's probably so cold there. They must blast the AC to-- - Is it like one of those ice hotels that you I saw in Facebook? - Yeah, where you have to drink vodka out of an ice cube. - Do you remember Kathy? - Of course. - Right, so thirsty. So Kathy went to an ice hotel? - Oh my God, she went to the ice hotel? - Yeah. - We don't know where she is right now. - I'm sure she'll appear. How long ago was that? - It was just last year. - Oh, so she's been gone for a year. - Yes, so she went. She wanted to try new things and I said, you leave the cape, it's gonna be trouble for you. And she went to an ice hotel, which seems very, very cold. - Yeah, it's not really a first step if you think about it. It's kind of a leap to the part of the way. She leaped. - She ran away. - Sometimes you have to take the leap, you know? - Well, she took the leap and we don't know where she is. - You know, I heard there's a lava one. Like there's a nice one and I heard there's a lava one too. Maybe she needed to warm up. - Is she inside? Lava I don't know how it works. I'm not I like my hotels. Reach out to her husband. I can post on his wall That's kind of all I can do. I've posted on his wall. Okay, well there you go then Then Kathy's a lost course She made really good shepherds pie. She got the crust on top strong It's like a creme brulee there's not many there's not many people who make great shepherds par lift I feel like they keep dropping like flies. They die really young It's a loss of it. It's a lost thought. Yeah, none of these Gen Z people know anything about about Yeah, none of them none of them care at all about shepherds pie I got distracted because one of them was holding a sign and it says 60 minutes left, which What does that mean? What is that a countdown so what happens at 16 like should I be calling my family? So Gen Z's like to do things backwards are we on 60 minutes? Oh, that would be my dream come true to be on 60 I love that show, but that doesn't make sense because on 60 minutes they're older and everybody in here I don't even know some of these people have their permits to drive. I don't think anyone owns a car here They don't look like it. They've got they've got all got haircuts that say I don't have a car They all I guarantee all their color hair is not their born color You know absolutely mine. This is my born color. It's a good born color. This is my born color Well gal. Well, I touch it up. I touch it up gal. I touch it up. It's okay. I mean It started this color, but you're saying down down around some parts like the outlines are the outlines of my hair You have to tell me you have a caramel streaks through it. Yeah, okay. I'm adding a caramel. All right, gal And and Santa yours is month all natural It's it's it's sun kissed in salt salt washed. Did you ever get that tattoo? You say you were gonna get I did get it You got a tattoo. Oh, I got Jimmy Buffett's entire face. Oh my god. What's the scale? Is it is it before back? It's it's left Like oh, so head size. So it's his head size. It's head size. Well, oh, yeah Well, a little bit of his torso. So it's such a gorgeous man So it's just torso and then when it goes down it that's your butt. That's my butt. Oh, so it's like it goes down into like he's being vacuumed inside Of the box. Yes, like the front of him is the back of her Okay, but I think that's a brilliant tattoo cheeseburger and paradise. Well, you know working on my Ritaville for so long I mean he's he's kind of my hero. He would come in all the time. I was so now. He's a handsome He's a gorgeous guy. I mean it has anyone ever been so gorgeous You know Robert De Niro. Oh, yeah, yeah, Robert De Niro right now gorgeous young I actually wasn't interested in him, but now I think that he's very nice looking I think men really do hit their peak in their like like 70s early 80s Especially I want to see sunspots. It makes me feel like they've lived absolute. Yeah, they've gone outside They've baked and I like I like the check but it's pie. I want to I want a thick crust Well, so you're still married to my brother Danny Is he not? Yeah, be real with me. My brother's a dumbass. Is he not treating you well? Listen, he's a great man And I love my Danny I just need a little attention. Sometimes there's nothing wrong with that right? I know I know that's a thumbs up I don't want the Jezzies. He's obsessed with toy planes. I know. I know it's a thing if I hear him going Outside in the living room one more time. I swear to God. I'm gonna lose. I know I hate it. I swear to God I'm gonna lose I will beat him. No, he built a little airport in the kitchen La Guadilla Airport La Guadilla Airport in my kitchen like a little miniature model of it. Yes, he's got little tiny fine. Well, I wouldn't call it miniature. He got rid of the microwave What am I supposed to do with my frozen peas? I that's tough. No, he's a brother. You don't hate him I you don't you don't know I hate my brother and I also care for him But if he doesn't treat you right, he's dead to me. Don't say that. He's fine. We're gonna figure it out We're just going through a bumpy phase. We all go through a little turbulence He'd love that he'd love that like a little tiny turbulence but we're fine and you're single still Well, yeah, I am. I mean, it's just like I think my husband is kind of the ocean You know like Poseidon is my lover. Oh, yeah, you were talking about Triton. King Trotton. Yeah, that thing. They're the same King Trotton is Poseidon. This one's the Roman one. One's the Greek one. I think Either way, the men in the ocean, right the men in the ocean and I have I have Thin merman. Oh And I you know they pay a little attention to me, but I don't they only come out when the sun rises Yeah, there were sunrise that it's got to be early morning Or a dusk time or dusk. Yeah, the naughty ones are at night That's what I've heard and those are different those those are different guys are kind of pervy This is what I read in one of those books. Yeah, yeah, you know, I think I think I could have been one of those sirens from the Odyssey Oh, except I don't I don't really sing but I dance so I would have been dancing on the rocks and I would have tempted all of those men off the boat Yeah, if I was a sailor it'd be irresistible You dancing I've seen your hips when you move this morning at the at the expert and the breakfast. Yeah, you scooped it up Oh, I saw it you were moving in that captain and some you know, it was moving I know I know that the captain kind of covers that all up a bit of a shroud But I think that's kind of not mystery. I like it because you know, it just makes I can eat whatever I want So if I have a bloated belly you would never know right, you know, I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell you what you look like right now And I like it's gorgeous. I like that all that matters is my eyes That's it. I think even with the captain people know you're strong though. I'm very strong I you can walk through a brick wall if you wanted to Teresa. Oh, I could I'm like the I've seen you when you bump into a doorway. I see the wood splinter a little bit Thank you very much. Well, I have to you know work on my arms because I'm constantly digging out oysters and clams Yeah, you got a good grip. I swear to god. I do have a good grip Yeah, I was gonna be a bodybuilder and then I just decided not to be well It probably turned to 1990 and it just wasn't cool anymore. Yes It wasn't but and gale you've never done any physical labor in your life, right? I'm not really someone who likes to pick up things to put things down Gale has never when I get dirty. I really feel like I lose myself I when I'm dirty. I can't I can't tell right from wrong up up from down. I I took her clam digging ones. Oh my god It was a disaster. I brought her with Ricky and I my dumbass son and she was Digging for she dug for one clam and she got her finger in sand. Couldn't one of the clams looked at me. You know they've got eyeballs Yeah, one of them looked at me ice screens. I threw it and I ran away She ran away. She tripped on a rock. She splinted her nose so it's split. My nose still isn't the same No, it's so wide in the middle. It's a curve still left. Yeah, curves in the left And it was a rough time. She you know we got over it. We got over it. Hey, we offa gave each other. It's fine Ricky gave me his uh his little little gameboy system with uh that that brain age thing Yeah, I could I could keep it fresh and not you know lose my lose my cool. Yeah, I got a 14-year-old brain Yeah, we wrapped her in a towel and we drank Well, I drank all night long Because you weren't drinking Listen, I've never had a lick I don't I don't see the point of having any alcohol. I just actually like to be in control Understand that I like to be in control. What can I say? You're in you're in you're in control When you have a juggle wine trust me you are in control. Oh, when I get when I get two and three quarters margaritas I tap into something else. I think it's divine. I think I tap into a different like level Well, you always try to find the whatever restaurant we're at. You always try to find the ocean You run out there and you go in the water and you stop moving your hands around and I yeah, I feel around And I like to think if I wanted to I could be feeling around and I could I could catch a fish With my bare hands. You definitely could and I believe it. I could do that But especially if I've had a couple margaritas. Oh, and and and and so to you to Teresa When wherever we are when you're looking at the ground you're you you can tap your foot and know if a clam is down there Oh, yeah, so I I know if I'm going in the water I know where a clam is like at least a half mile away and that's a beautiful thing They make a clicking sound because they're going like this because they're trying to get away from you And what they're doing is they're sucking the sand as they go down and I can hear them making clicking noises I'm like a sonar radar and so I go in and I just shove my foot in and I lift it up into the sky and I grab it It's incredible something we know is a really cool thing about Teresa is that yes You are able to detect earthquakes before they happen Yes, you know and I don't really have to deal with that too much in the cape But when I went to California something happens I know you were freaking out constantly it was it was we left the studio after We did that excellent podcast, which by the way, I think is their best. It's their best. - I think I heard it's their number one episode they've ever done. - I think it has like two million or three million views. - Oh my God, incredible ladies. - I think on Facebook, yeah, it went very viral. - Facebook, yeah. - It's incredible. - So anyway, so after we did the podcast, I left and I went, Sanji holds on, the ground is shaken. And you didn't know what I was talking about. - I was feeling fine. I felt it still is possible. - And then three weeks later, I was earthquake came. - I know, you predicted that. - I did predict it. - I have the same thing with Hurricane's down here. Listen, oh yeah, she's an intuitive. - I'm an intuitive, okay, I feel it. I've got a piece of my spine, about two or three inches long. Okay, if I feel a hurricane coming, it's telling me a hurricane's coming. One to one, it tells me how long, how far in advance it is, and I call it every time. Does it hurt? - No, it's just a feeling. - It's just a piece of a spine. - It's just a piece of my spine. - It's not my whole spine. - God, it's a piece. - It's not the center. - No, it's a little up, but it's up. - It's a little up. - You know that part? - Is that like the wishbone? - I think that's what they call it. - Okay. - Have you ever gotten a massage? - I don't like to be touched like that. - Have you gotten a massage? - I've gotten massages, yeah. - Just on my feet, I will say, on my feet. I want my feet rubs, but I have a machine for that at the house. - That's good. - That's good to have a machine. - They do special massages down in Key West, where you know how they do like the hot stones. They do that, but with shells and sand dollars. - So today. - They heat up some sand, or they have living sand dollars, and they'll put them on your back, and they let them kind of move around on their own. - Oh, with their little suction thing. - Little suction thing. - Is that why you had that burn on your back? - Yeah, it turns out I was very allergic. - Oh, you were allergic to that? - I have allergic, well, on my back, I was allergic to sand dollars, so it left just horrendous trails. - Scott. - Oh, yeah. - You had a lot of stuff. See, this is why I'm afraid of it on the side. - It makes Jimmy Buffett look really not good. (laughing) - Because, yeah, yeah, for sure. - Yeah. - But Gail, I noticed that about you, and you've been freaking out a little bit, so it must be that there's a hurricane coming, right? I feel it in my bone. - You've been saying that. - I feel it in my bone, I do. And listen, I brought up the massage because sometimes I go, I get my back rubbed, and if they hit the spot, next thing you know. - A hurricane. - There's another hurricane. - Oh, okay. - So, they say a hurricane's coming. I said, "Did I make that happen?" - Oh, oh. - So, Gail. - I'm not, listen, I don't, I'm not religious, but I am a spiritual person, and I think I make hurricanes happen. - Yes, very good, very. - So it's not that you can sense them. You are actually crafting the hurricane. - I'm worried that I'm gifted in that way. - Oh, it's like a button. - I'm worried I have a back button. - Oh no. And I wonder if the people who press on that spot, their name is the name of the hurricane. - I've never put that together. (laughs) - Oh, one woman. - Oh my God. - Bob? - Like if it, yeah. - Hurricane Bob. - Hurricane Bob. - Hurricane Sandy. - Oh my God, Sandy. - Did you press on her back way back in the day? - I'm wondering if maybe we ran into each other, and I accidentally pressed on your back. - That ripped up the Jersey Shore. - Did you ever go to Margaritaville in Key West? - Of course, I live in Booker Witton. That's a three, four hour drive. I'm driving up and down Florida. - I feel so guilty now. - So my God, Sandy. - I feel so bad. - No, Sandy, that's a really bad. - That's a crime. - I think that's why maybe when hurricane Sandy was happening, I felt so bad. - I felt sick. - And that's because I was feeling that 'cause I was connected to it. - Were you in the ocean at the time? - I'm always in the ocean. - So it's actually, they say it's safer in the ocean when a hurricane has happened. - And your lightning storm. So when a lightning storm hits, you just need to run to the water. - You have to be really deep down. If as long as you're about 10 feet deep, then the lightning won't reach you. - Same with an earthquake. So you know how they always said, like get under the table or whatever. You do not want to do that. - No, that's a lie. - You want to be in the center of your living room, and you want to make sure none of your paintings fall down. - That's right. You want to look up during an earthquake. - Look up. - So you can see the roof coming down, and you know where to go. - God. - God. - Gail, don't mention God, okay. - I'm sorry. - You said you were spiritual. - I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. - I'm a recurring Catholic. - Anything can happen. - Well, I'm a recurring Catholic. And you know what? I pray to him a lot. And I haven't heard one peep back. - What are you again, a prostitute? - You prostitute. - You prostitute? - Well, no. - That's what we, yeah. - No. A common misconception for the Margarita Senorita's, but no, just a dancer. - Good, thank you. - I think I was raised Protestant, but I think I'm just a lover of Christ. - You're free spirit. - Okay. - So that's still in the zeitgeist of religion, right? - Christianity? - Well, Teresa, you're saying that you love Christ. - I'm sandy. - You are slamming that down. - Teresa, you need to slow down. - I should tell you Teresa. - Listen, those are triple cosmos. - So one thing that you should know about-- - This is why I don't drink. - Halfway I get through a cosmos and I don't understand where I am, how I got there, and why am I naked? - You're at the tough middle point before, while you're just kind of a little dizzy, but a little bit more and then you'll reach a powerful sandy. - That's gale. - I know, trust me, I know gale. Maybe it's because I feel like we've become one. - You and me? - No. - At you two, I think we are connected. - I mean, you two do have like a yin and yang thing. - Salt and sea. - Salt and sea. - That is a, and I don't know which is which, because they're kind of both synonymous. - Well, there's salt in the sea. - Right. - There is, and there's salt in the earth too. And you know what else is in the earth? Iron. Doctors tell me I have too much. - Oh. - Are you gathering energy from the earth? - Do you have trouble with magnets? - I do. I especially have trouble with magnets. First thing, I don't get how they work. - No. - That's my first problem. - Well, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't know. - It's, it's like earth glue. - Oh, is it glue? - It is earth glue. - So it's glue. - It's sticky lock. - Amazon does it. - I've never heard of that. All the magnets. - Oh, interesting. - Yes, that's, that's what that Jeff Bezos man is so rich 'cause he figured out magnets. - I think he figured out magnets. - Oh, well then he deserves everything he's got. - I think he's a great man. - I kind of agree, you know? - Yeah. - He got married in Italy and I was like, this seems like a very nice event. - It's a beautiful wedding. I saw pictures on Facebook. I was like, oh my God, I wish I was invited. - I know. - I could have been there. - Well, yeah, I would have loved to have been invited. Like the whole community should have been invited. - Yeah, the world. - And you know, he invented this two day shipping thing. Why didn't we do that before? - I know. - Why hadn't that been happening? - Well, two day shipping. - Two day shipping. - Because that wasn't that the pony express? - Oh. (laughing) - Wait a second. - I think they had that old, but I think they forgot how to do that in the dark ages. So then we finally figured out how to ship things very fast. - The rest was when, was the original postman, right? - I think so, and they could run really fast. - Did they ride ponies? - I think so. - I think so. - I think it was one man and he rode a pony and he would, if you had a letter. - But you can't do that down in Florida. - Well, we don't have ponies down the east coast, except for when the circus comes and the farms come and the kids ride the ponies. - Is that what Yankee Doodle came from? - Oh, I think so. - Yes Yankee Doodle was a real man and he rode a pony. - And he rode a pony. - Oh. - It was like Johnny Applesy, they actually knew each other. - I think they're all connected. Everything's connected. - Everything's connected. - So be careful with that drink, okay? - Or drink it really fast. - Are they fast or don't drink it? - This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Shopify. Okay, how about a popcorn machine on the go? Or shirts with just my face on them? 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Start your free trial at Shopify.com/Smosh. That's Shopify.com/Smosh. And now back to the show. - Woo! - Wonder one of these days. It's coming. My time is coming. - Oh, we've got a sign. - Oh, the Gen Z is saying Merch Plug. - Merch Plug. - Merch Plug. - Oh, there's an H under the hand. - Merch Plug. - Merch Plug. - Are they selling plugs? - What kind of plugs? - Oh. - You guys are selling plugs? - Coats and Coosies. Could y'all shout it out? It's for Last Splash and it's on the website now. - Oh, they're Coosies. - She said it was a smile, so I'm gonna do it. - Coats and Coosies. - All right, guys. - So they're selling totes and coosies. - They're selling totes and coosies. Now, if you don't know what a coosie is, it's a boss and red socks thing where it's a bee and you put it over your beer and it keeps your beer, your hands-- - It's more comfortable. - Yes. - It's more that keeps your-- I think for me, when we put cords in it, when we're out on the boat, it's so yeah, so your hands don't get cold 'cause then if you don't have a fishing rod but your hands are cold, you can't grip it as well. - For me, I can't, I just can't grab stuff. So when there's a coosie-- - No, it doesn't, she doesn't have a grip so she never practiced how to grip. So she can't grip anything. - I can't grip stuff. - So the coosie makes the drink a little bit fat or so-- - It's a little grabable. - So when you have a fat drink, that's what's good because then if you can't grip, you can also do a coosie. - How thick are the coosies? - Do we have a measurement on the coosie thickness? - Nicole doesn't know how thick the coosies are but-- - But she knows what spiders are on a shirt. - Yeah. - So there you go. - Yeah, their spiders are on a shirt. - She was saying that her shirt was from my neighbor, Toto, Toto, I think it's Wizard of Oz. - It's a sequel to Wizard of Oz. The dog moves in next door. - Do you think that dog's-- - He barks all day. - What? - Oh no, they probably had many Toto's things. - Wow. - So anyways, so they're selling a tote and a coosie for last, for last splash week. That's what they told me. They said this is called last splash. - Were we never splashing again? - What does that mean? - No, we're done splashing-- - We're done splashing. - We're done splashing. - To the year. - I find with me because Epcot doesn't have splashes, right? - Oh, 'cause splash mountains at Disney land. - Well, it's not splash mountain anymore. They put the Tiana girl in it. - Oh, there you go. - Tiana and the frog. - Yes. - Yep, okay. - It's not last splash anymore. A lot of water that. - As long as you still can. - You're okay. - I like to get wet when I go on a roller coaster. This is very delicious. - That's why I bring a water bottle on every roller coaster. I just open it up halfway through. - And you know, if you're not getting a thank you from the people behind you, what is wrong with them? - Exactly. - 'Cause it not only is it refreshing. 'Cause if you leave a theme park, dry, then you fail. - You didn't have fun. - You need to be shocked. You need to be shocked. - Shopping what? Shopping what? - Well, maybe that's the key West in me because every time I leave my house, I refuse to enter it again unless I'm soaked, head to toe. - I think that's a great way to live your life. - I kind of agree. I need to be covered in sand. You know what I like? It's when you walk into my house barefoot and all you feel underneath your feet is sand. I never clean it. - That's lovely. - So I have a hose outside and I make the kids clean it, but I don't want to. 'Cause it's my house. - I love that. - You know? - That's incredible. - That's your ride. - I've got a little, when you enter the home, when you enter my home in Boca, my Boca home, when you walk into the house. - You have two homes. - I have two homes. I got one in Boca. It's a very quaint five bed. And then we've got another, we got a small condo up by one of the, one of the great lakes. I can't keep, we just fling your lakes. One of the fingers. - You've never invited me to that home. - Well, I'm, 'cause we were their skinny dipping and I think, I think three-centred. - I thought I would've gone. - I was very nice. - But didn't know? - I think a fish nibbled at my leg, but. - They're hungry over there, they don't feed them. Those fish are just sitting in the like, hungry. - Nobody goes to feed them like goldfish? - No, every time I go, I take one of those fish flake cups and I toss it out there. - Good. - And I go, you're a welcome mother earth. - How would these fish eat without that? - I don't know. But anyway, my home. - They're eating all the other fish. That's what happens. There's a whole ecosystem in the deep blue sea. - Oh, just fish eating fish. - Fish to see fish. Octopus eat fish. - Yeah. - Digators eat fish. - Oh, that's true. - I don't understand alligators. Thank god I don't know what to do with them. - Gail, we need to take Teresa to the Everglades. - You would absolutely love the Everglades. - What's going on in the Everglades? - Every creature you could ever imagine, constantly in battle. Water everywhere. - I one time, I was in Everglades and I saw raccoon. And then I saw an alligator come up out of the water and bought, eat the raccoon. But then as the alligator was eating the raccoon, and Anaconda came out and ate the alligator. And that's just how nature is in the Everglades. - It's just an everyday occurrence. - So, okay, hold on one second. So, the Anaconda, I've seen the movie. - Right. - And it's just like that. - It was Shaylo in it. - She is the best boy. - And John Boy is incredible. Shaylo, name a better actress. - I can't think of a better actress. - I cannot think of one. - Can't think of one. - Actress singer, personality. I mean, a true triple threat. - And she's also from the East Coast. - She's a beautiful bride. - Right from the Bronx. - Right from the, from New York. - She's like, as New York as it gets, right. - She's very New York and don't you forget it. Remember her song is a, it was a very good song. - Where is the block? - So, the block is in the Bronx. - Because New York is very compact. It's all one block, right? - No. - No, so the York is a grid. - 'Cause it's not one block. It's a, it's a grid, there's a little island. It's a whole thing. - 'Cause Key West is basically one block. So, Jenny could basically be from there if she wanted. - I, I don't even know if Jenny's been to the Key West. - Oh, she would love it. - I would love to take you to New York. - I would have a glass in New York. - We could go, oh, oh, we could go to Broadway. Our favorite Italian restaurant. Remember that place? - Yeah, Louis Gouis. - Louis Gouis. So, you roll a dice, and if you get a double six, you get your meal paid for. - Absolutely. - Absolutely. - What happens if you get snake gauze? - You get an extra ravioli. - But just one. - Yep, just one. - And then you have to take it home. You can't eat it there 'cause they need the table. - Yeah, they need it. It's in and out. You gotta go quick. - Oh, so it's a crap, but you get food. - Yes, but the food isn't crap. And that's the good part of it. - It's not crap. - It's not crap, it's great. - Oh, wow. - So she's gonna need water though. So if we're doing Manhattan, we gotta get, you know. - So, people could do Long Island. - Or we could do Long Island, okay. - We could do Long Island. The only thing is, well, there's gray white. So, what I wanted to ask you is, you know, who's more intense is a gray white or an alligator? - Oh, that's tough. - 'Cause I know my answer. I think they're different kinds of tough. You know, it depends on how deep the water is. - My earring fell off. Which by the way, thank you for this. This is a very nice gift. When you guys picked me up from the airport, you said these are from Florida. - It was Sandy's idea. I gotta give a credit 'cause we got here sooner than you, so we were hanging out all day. - And you know what, I'm not gonna lag. I felt a little, I felt a tiny bit of FOMO, fear of missing out. - Well, I don't, is that what that is? - Yes. - Okay, I thought it meant four more. Like if I'm like out somewhere, and I'm, and I'm thirsty, and I'm like FOMO, please. They didn't come. - It was very confusing. - They didn't come that, they didn't come. - Well, no, fear of missing out. And also this, shaking my head. So you do this, this means shaking my head. - Well, 'cause you are shaking your head. - Yes. - Yes. - So it doesn't mean anything, you're just doing that. - Like he always says, shaking my head. - He just says what he's doing. - Yes. - Does he say like when he's sitting down, he goes sitting down, when he's lying down, he goes like, "I told him I want him to verbalize everything that he's doing so I can make sure that he's safe." - Oh, okay. - I think that's good with how much he's hurting himself. - Yes, I'm protecting him. - I think it's a good idea. - He's covered in acne. - Anyway, so. - You gotta get him on the acids. I heard if you cover him, take a lemon into home. I heard if you like cover space and ask him over better. - Oh, can I fly with lemons? - Oh, no. - They may not let you, 'cause I-- - I'd love to fly with a tropicana orange if I could. - They may not let you because sometimes when you're landing they ask you if you have fruit on you. I don't know what states that they do that for, but 'cause remember when we went to California, they stopped our car and they said, "Do you have any fruit in here?" - Is this when they seized the watermelons? - Yes. - Oh my God. - Well, we got six watermelons 'cause they looked so nice. - Right. - And they took them all. You saw me that picture, they were gorgeous watermelons. - They were very big and they took them all. I don't know if the police officers are cutting them up or-- - I was very upset, but I didn't tell them that I had fruit gushers in my pocket. And I think that they found out about that. I would have been in prison. - I'm very grateful that you didn't say that because I did not want to spend a night in the jails. - I know. - You would not make, you two would not make it a day in jail. - I would be fine. - Do you think you would do well in jail, Gail? - Well, that would that be your name. - Jail Gail? - Very good. - Well, I'd have to. - Very good. - Thank you. I thought I could do stand up. - I think you've got, I think you've got, you're very funny. - Sandy, you're one of the funniest people that I've ever met. Like when we went on that road trip, I was left. I kept saying you are hilarious. - We would be driving along and like we would see cows and I'll go, uh oh, and you would be laughing so hard. - She'd go wear the chocolate milk cows. - Yeah. - That's incredible. - Sandy, you've got to find a stage immediately. - I was crying. - I was crying. - This is the stuff America needs right now. These kinds of jobs. - I know, tears. - Observational humor. - I was crying, crying, laughing. It was hard. That's another reason that I went into oncoming traffic because it is, we're flowing when I was laughing so hard. - Right. - We did swap a couple cars, but luckily they're going the opposite way, so they didn't have time to turn around. - So we kept going. - That's what bumpers are for. The bumpers, the side of the car, that's what it's there for. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's there to protect you. - Yeah. - Bump crash, whatever you need to do. - Kales not allowed to drive anymore. - I don't drive anymore. - It's my decision that I made myself. - It's her decision, but also the court. - But the court also enforces it. - Yeah. - So I've gotten, I had to go to a class and I learned about this Uber application. - Oh, good. Yes. - Okay, it's a little black square on your phone, and you tap it and usually I'll find someone nearby and I say, can you tell it to go home? And then a man will come and pick me up. - Can you tell it to go home? - Yeah, like tell me, get me home. I find someone who say, here's my Uber, can you get me home. Next thing, you know what car shows up picks me up? - How do you pay them in cash? - I don't know, from what I know, I've never paid. - Oh, that's so scary. I don't know. - Free? - Wow. - Well, that guy who gave me a motorcycle ride, he didn't want money, he wanted one kiss. - Where'd you put it? (laughing) - That's between me and the motorcycleist, all right? - All right. - The sandwich way. - Well, and sandwich, we do things a little bit differently. - Do they have Uber and Sandwich? - No. - You don't have a lot. - They don't really use phones much in Sandwich. - No, I got a phone because I wanted to travel with you. So I got a phone. - I think that's smart. - Yeah. - What do you think it's snatched? You want your phone with you? - I punch my way out. - No, I believe that. - Yeah, so I, listen, in the Cape, you know, I don't lock my door, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm walking around. I'm like, someone's gonna grab me. - It's really, you know? - I think, well, you're so big. - Well, you're very petite and very pretty. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - I watch my figure. - No, it's very good. - It's a good figure. - It's a very good figure. - I think they want it. - I think, I think Theresa and I are definitely formidable women and I think Gayle, you know, adding you to what is now a trio. It's clear like you, you have an elegance to you and I see people really are staring at you all the time. - Thank you. - Oh my God. - No, I feel like I'm going wrong. - I feel like we have to be bodyguards now. - No, they're staring at you. I told them, what are you looking at? This is my sister-in-law. Get your eyes off. She's married. - What can I say? I don't know, I just like a little bit of attention. I might skirt up a bit. What can I do? - 30 minutes left. - 30 minutes left. There's a strike through the zero. I think that means no. - No, it means no more. - It means no more. - The gang gang sign. It's half and half. - Oh, okay, half and half. So 15 minutes and then 15 minutes. - Three, no. - Three, no minutes left. - Well, at least it's not the merch hat. - You know, that was hot. - That was hot. - I know, that was really hot. - But this is, I want a coupzy. - I now have a little more respect for my nephew. - He's not speaking to you, right? - He's pretty mad. - He's mad about some of the stuff we say in there. - Yeah, for the stuff we say. - My niece was fine. I said, "But we keep calling your nephew, Dom, and stupid." - Well, he is. - I mean, he is, yes, is true. - I mean, you know, and if he would talk to me more, I could teach him a few things. - You've got to stash six, seven him and then he'll pick out. - I know, but he's figured out that trick. So he doesn't answer his phone no matter what. - You can borrow, you can borrow a girl's phone. - Can borrow my phone? - No, that's true. - Give him a ring from a girl? - Okay, he might pick up, but he, - I don't know. He seems like he's very, very famous. - He might not want to talk to him now. - I don't know. - Maybe he's got a big head. - He seems famous, but I don't know why he is, because he has, he has no personality from when I'm watching them. - Meanwhile, I can't get Mandy to stop calling me. I'm like, Mandy, stop calling me. - She wants you to call her Mandy. - Yeah, Mandy and Gail. - We might as well, we might as well drive off a cliff together with a bank robbery and an uptrial. - I'm Amanda, oh yeah. - Are you the cool aunt? - I mean, I don't want to give myself that label. I don't feel like that's the label you can give yourself. - She's very cool. I, you know, Amanda always says like I need to get out more, but I say. - You too? - But you too. - Look at me. I'm in Orlando, Florida. - No, that's true. You're making change more. - You're making change the whole world. - And look at these. - I mean, that's, that's, I don't even wear them, but you, you know, that's a risk taker out there. - Yes. - I don't think Amanda's much of a risk taker. - No, she's very boring, very boring. - But that's okay, she's playing it safe. - Right. - She's playing it safe. - She needs to play it safe. I don't want her ending up like Ricky. - Oh no. - My dumbass son. - Yeah, she doesn't need to be like a cousin. - But you know what, I never need him to data or anything. He can just live at home forever. It's very hard to see you guys. I don't even know that you're here anymore. - Hello? - Hello. - Marco. - Polo. - Oh, gotcha. - Yeah, I'm over here. - There you go. - The sun is very hot. - It's hot outside today. - So the back of your head's probably getting pretty burnt. - I think it, but it's probably platinum blonde in the back. - Do you want the buy sun? - No, I don't need that. My skin's gotten very accustomed to the sun and the salt and the sand. - I can see, yeah, you've got a nice sheen to you. - I know. - Yeah. - I sparkle in the sun basically. - You do. - I've seen you. - She glows, she sparkles. - I get a little bit right now. I'm not just kidding. - I just get dark, I just get really dark. And I want to get darker. - Sometimes, no, I remember that one time after we went to, God, where was it? South Africa. - Oh, yes. - We had a little trip to South Africa. You didn't like leaving the hotel. - Joe Hannesburgs. - Yes, Joe Hannesburg. You got, you were, at the end of the night, you were so sunburnt. I could not find you. - That was a really wonderful time for me. - It was a gorgeous time. And then I came back and I just, it was never, I was never the same. - Well, it's a post vacation blues. - That's why I keep traveling. - This is why I don't. 'Cause I don't want to keep getting sad. - There you go. - I don't want to keep getting sad, but I was, I was beautiful then. - You were, you were still a beautiful girl. - No. - You're just a little girl and you're still so beautiful, okay? - Well, you've got to believe it. You've got to believe it to make it true. - I don't know how to believe it. You have to set your intentions. You have to manifest. I do a lot of manifesting and all the time I look, I have a cork board that I have all sorts of things on, and one of them is that I am beautiful. - Yes. - And I look at that and then when I'm walking around, I know that I am because I set that intention, but if you're feeling ugly, that's gonna, your body's gonna morph to that. - That's right. - Well, you know, what's funny is I was gonna take this class, this make your own vision board, but I didn't, I only brought pictures of food. - That's okay if you wanna manifest that. - Did you end up eating that day? Okay, well there you go. - That's probably what happened. - Probably what happened to your manifested a meal? - 'Cause if you ever thought about food, it would never show up. - You're so right. - That's so true. You know, when I am hungry, I think about it. - And then it, and then you know, I'm having a room. - There it is. - That's so true. - It appears, and I thought about those, these cosmos and they appeared. Did you finish yours? - I basically almost finished. - She's almost done. - She's almost done. - She's working away through. - I could probably have four cosmos and still be fine. - I believe it. - You're a sturdy girl. - The cranberry juice helps your body digest it a little better, so you can drink more. - Well, it helps, it helps some menopause, and it helps everything down there. That's cranberry juice. - I feel younger. - Are you already doing manopause? - My manopause has started. - You've started manopause, have you started manopause? - Well, I think the ocean has changed my biology a little bit. - You think you're gonna skip it entirely? - I don't know. I think it's just like, I can, I'm just, I went out, went out to thawed. - Well, remember when you went in the plankton? - Right, and it was glowing around you. - And it was glowing around you. I actually think that you are not gonna get manopause. - You don't think I will. - No, because you connected so deeply to those glowing creatures that they changed your chemical balance. - Like, how am I, I'm 50% woman, 50% like a ocean. - Ocean. - Ocean biome. - Well, I am as well, but you know, Cape Cods a little different, it's a little harder. - It's not gonna stop. - No. - The ocean was like, you're getting menopause early. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That ocean's cruel. - I mean, having met, like, listen, yes, I've started menopause. Okay? I've started menopause. - You couldn't tell. - Thank you, and thank you. And you know what it is? If you're in Florida, it's hot all the time. You can't tell if I'm having a flash and all. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. - Right. - It's like, we're all sweating all the time. We're walking around, drip drop. It doesn't matter. - Maybe I wouldn't know. - Yeah, you do sweat. - In T-West, maybe it's so hot. - Your back is usually wet. - I would know. - No, listen, you still know you just start to sweat. - I'm always in the water, so I'm always wet anyways. So like I said, I don't come home without being wet. So maybe I just never would know. And that's kind of the beauty. I think mystery is the best part of life. - Oh, I love mysteries. - Sometimes I close my eyes and I just swim. And I just swim until I come to another place. - How far have you gone out? - Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. My eyes are closed. I did one time I swim so far and I open my eyes. They're speaking another language. And I was like, I'm in Cuba again. - How do you get back? - Swim? - Oh, well, I have some friends in Cuba. - Oh, my God. - Did they take, did they put you back on a boat? - If I want to, but I also can just close my eyes and start swimming again. And then I'm back home. - The strength in you is just unbelievable. - Well, it's actually a lot about patience. You know, people want to be strong swimmers, but it's actually more about being a patient swimmer. And if you just glide with the current and just let yourself flow, you'll get home no matter what. That's why, that's why fish and butterflies and things that migrate. Like, how do they migrate? - Humming birds. - They go across the whole world. And that's because they're just being patient and we gotta be patient. - You know what, that's very hard for me to do. I would say, I have to open my eyes Do the hard work in order to get get it done. You know, you've really taught me, Sandy, that I can just let the universe guide me. That's, that's very hard for me. As you know, Danny and I, our parents, they would, it was like, we didn't, they didn't believe in that. No, yeah. No, he struggles every day. He struggles every day. And I don't want it. I don't want to struggle every, I want to jump in the ocean at any time and just close my eyes and move my arms and get to another island. Sandy, I've got to thank you for being a friend of Teresa. I've seen a change in her. I really have. Well, thank you. I know we had a few hours together while we were at the airport waiting for her to show up. Yeah. Hates Plains, unlike Danny. I mean, I don't know, the two, the two of them, how they're from the same parents I couldn't tell you. I really don't. Terbulence is, is, is, is awful. But you're bringing out something in her that I really appreciate. It's really special. I love, I love seeing her. It's great. I think I bring a bit of the, the, the humidity from Florida to her and it's softens, you know, the like she, it's like she's, it's like she's strong, sturdy, dry wood. And I bring a little of that humidity that then you allows you the wood to kind of soften up to warp a little bit. So, so, so, so she's warping my wood. Yeah. You've warped a wood. And I like the way it's warped. I like the shape of the wall. That means a lot. That means a lot. And I know you guys have had such a journey. And Teresa's told me how she, she has viciously hated you at times. And I know, I'm sure she's been open with you about that. So I hope, I hope. Oh, we've had it out. We've had so long draws. I want to make sure I'm not spilling anything. No, I pushed her off a cliff. And that was like five years ago. Yeah. And we've come a really long way. She broke her jaw in four places. She landed right on your mouth. Yeah. I mean, my, my mother said I had a big mouth. And then I proved her right straight on my mouth. I felt very, very bad about it. Now, I was blackout. So I don't really remember what the fight was. But I know, you know, when you're drunk, you tell the truth. I know what she said was painful. And it was about me and my parents. And I pushed her. It was my mistake. I shouldn't have brought up. I shouldn't have brought up her mom. That's my fault. But then I tried to catch her. So I jumped off as well. Yeah. Luckily, best part about this situation, a little bit of silver lining is now we have, we both have a fresh set of teeth. Yes. Not a single bad tooth in here. These are all fake. So these all popped out. So after I jumped out on her, I felt on top of like a jetty. And these popped out. Oh, that's so, that's, whoa. You wouldn't even tell. Can't even tell. No, I would never be able to tell. And sometimes when you're laughing, I get a look. And I never noticed anything. Well, don't look back here because that's what. Yeah, it's all black. It's all black. It's all filling. So it's black. And then the back is silver filling. Oh, that's so pretty though. Yeah. So I'm kind of like a seashell. But like, so like a black pearl. In Key West, the dentist will use pearl. It's practically the same thing. It's basically the same. It's so strong. I love the culture in Key West. Oh, it's amazing. We have culture is the culture down there. Well, it's so different because it's so condensed. You guys speak another language. We basically do. We have one dentist and he's on a boat. He's on like a houseboat. So when you go, it's a bit of a wild rod. And you hope that the weather is good and the ocean. You have the oceans not too rocky. Right. But I've had dentist appointments in the middle of a hurricane and it's painful. I'm sure. I'm sure getting the tool when the boat's rocking when it's very hot. But it's tough. There's only so much land down in Key West. So they have to do it. I'm surprised Key West never built upwards. I agree. Like we're one big tall building. And I've gone to town halls where we're saying that. And they say no, it's because it's sand. It'll sink and we're like, okay, figure out the technology. This house is on the cape that they have stilts. Yeah. Put the whole city on stilts. And then, you know, over time, the wood whoops. At the same time, we in Key West, we don't want to be higher up because that's further away from the ocean. So we're very grounded people. But also, I learned how to be higher up because as a seniorita, Margarita, seniorita, we were going up and downstairs so much. So I did figure out, do you still own those those six in the boardwalks? Yeah. I still have those. Did you pack them? Because if you ball has two pairs of six in shields. I got two pairs of six in shields. We could we could be two tall ladies. Oh, I wonder if I could still wear them. Oh, could I show you? Of her feet swole by feets. This cosmo is hitting. I know. That's a heavy cosmo. Her feet swole. Mm-hmm. She had a jet ski accident. I squeeze the cranberries by hand. I can, you know, you can tell. Thanks for not putting any alcohol on mine. I grab. That's the way that we would make them at at Margaritaville is you put in the vodka and the a bit of the lime juice and then and and you hold up the cranberries and you just go. You squeeze them into there. It's kind of like the the the bog the crayon crayon spray. What? What? Ocean spray. What are you talking about? I'm so I was talking about those commercials with the guys who were in those Oh, and the little outfit when they're sitting in the middle the the cranberry. The cranbog. Is that what you were talking about? No, I was saying it's kind of like a hebachi. You know, it's like if you want to see it get me. It's like it's a whole show. It's a show and a drink. Oh, yeah. She never shows anyone. You did all this place. I do it by myself. I went to the outhouse and I did it there. Porta Potty. Yeah, it's very nice. She has her own outhouse and it has a little it has a little little little little moon, but then it also has a bunch of shrimp drawn in it. Yeah, that's so cute. 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Now let's go back to the pool. Nice. You get your swim drinks on? Yeah. Under those jeans. Under my jeans. Really? Yeah. No, back to our ants. Yeah. So where are they? Where are the camera crews going to stay? I don't know. Since they're married, they're probably going to stay in one room. I would imagine they're in a room together. Yeah. And then that one over there, they probably need a room too. They need their own room. Well, jeansies don't. They don't. They don't want to talk to anyone. They don't look at a talk. They don't know what to do. I'll see a Gen Z walking out. Go, hey, look at me. They're saying, well, I think they wanted to try to follow us and film us at Epcot, but they're not going to be able to survive. Well, I don't think that they can get to Paris. I don't think Gen Z travels. No, because you can't travel Paris unless you've traveled before. Right. Absolutely. Now, I mean, hear me out. I feel like the people who love that other podcast you do would love to see us in Epcot. Oh, Smash Mouth. Yeah. I think the Smash Mouth watches would love to see the three of us in Epcot. I don't know. I just have a feeling in my heart. My nephew also does one, I think, where he reads bedtime stories. Oh, that's really nice. I think he reads like Good Night Los Angeles. Have you heard that one? So it's all about, it's all about, it's a book called Good Night Los Angeles, and it's all about Los Angeles. Oh. And there's a Good Night, Cape Cod. There's a Good Night Connecticut. Oh, that sounds so lovely. Yeah, you should read them to Ricky. Oh. Oh. Now, you can't get them to read a thing. No, I can't. No, that boy. My God. That boy, my God. It's not your fault either. No, you tried your best. I swear honestly. It's never really the mother's fault I'm tired of hearing about that It's always it's always the other things. Yeah school If you ever thought about like getting him like a little sailboat and just telling him to go Well, I've tried this like he maybe needs to take a journey. You're right. I Think what would be very nice for his birthday is I could build a ship Okay, get him on it You know like a small ship, right small. Oh, yeah, I know some guys who do some lobster fishing and I could get him on that ship And then send him on his way He could go to the Virgin Islands and just see what it is. Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. He's a virgin Well, that's a silly question right and I've heard that all of Gen Z are Yeah, the sexless the sexless. That's what I've heard. That's what I say on Facebook the sexless They're sexless, but you know what you know some of them are kind that Nicole She is kind. She's Marcus has not talked to us. Yeah, he hasn't said a face. He's been mean mugging me this whole time And I think he really does seem yeah, yeah, not getting it. Oh Hello. Oh, hi. Oh, hey Marcus. How are you? Oh wait? He's wearing a New York sports hat. I like him. Oh my god Okay, Marcus. How much weight can you pick up and throw over a sub into the pool? Uh, probably like 275 pounds. Oh, well, that's not me, but you know, that's like five of me. So he could throw five of us You could you could grab all three of us and throw full grown man Full grown man 400 Danny's Danny's 160. It's like a he's like a pencil with a hat on Marcus, if you want to throw me in the pool, I will not scream bloody murder in fact I'll enjoy it because we're we're merely we're merely 12 feet away from this pool here at this best West Yes, that's right. And I look at the pool. It's so nice. And this is a great best Western best really does the plot to it I was just about to say it is the best is the best is the best, but where's all the cowboys? I know I was expecting a cowboy theme when they said there's a hotel bar I was like you mean the saloon yes, and that right. I kind of want to get in here and theme this place up Like let's get some cowboys swimming in the water Yeah, where's the guy? I want a guy wear an old black black cowboy hat coming and mix things up every once in a while Yes, but it is the best it absolutely is the best I've been having a great time if they wanted to sponsor this podcast I would accept well this podcast is sponsored by best Western. I just did it. There you go Now we're gonna get our own hotel. Well, we have it. Well, mine is paying for this Our niece and nephew have it so easy. They just say stuff and then those companies have to pay them they just talk and talk and talk Oh, and I feel like what we're talking about is life lessons. Yeah, this is a this is what a real podcast should be People are gonna listen to this their lives are gonna be so changed 10 minutes less. That's a fact checks Fact checks. Are we getting a fat check for filming this? We've got to get a fat check. I would like a fact. I would love a fat check I would like a blank fat check So Nicole's giving us fat checks. Can we have our first fat check? Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, not north Mount Rushmore is South Dakota. I think we agreed that it's actually on the line. Yeah, I thought it's so Not a fact that we needed to hear again because we figured that out that's an opinion that's our opinion But it was very nice that so so Mount Rushmore's rim draw in the South. That's right. All right What's another fat check the apple tower is actually one tent the size of the? Well, that's because it's metric and imperial measurements Yeah, so that's a translation we because we do feet and they do meters They're basically the same and they do centimeters. They do centimeters in senti means 10 So that's good because I thought I really want the eye for tower to be very big. It's gonna be big It's gonna be big. I appreciate you talking to us because you know we're very open-minded people. I'm an open book So this is nice to have this open discussion so call it for anything. What else do you have going on? In a case of a hurricane the National Weather Service recommends you be Recommends you be inland during a hurricane not to be in the water They're saying you should be you should be I don't think that they know what are doing a hurricane So the weather department or whoever this is says when a hurricane happens, you should be Inland and not in the water. Why would you ever do that? Don't you want to be one with the water? Absolutely Yeah, well be inland. I mean, I'm on an island, so there's no inland for me. I mean, I look the weatherman is funny But I don't necessarily think he's a very expert. I think he's a little bit more akin to a clown than a Scientist because he's not controlling the weather. So what is he there for if I'm eyeball I can look it outside? Yes exactly and I think you know when you're in the ocean then you can tell you know how bad the hurricane's gonna get Absolutely, and like if you're gonna get wet anyway, why not stop wet? I agree. It's not like that whenever there's an earthquake It's not like there's a bunch of dead fish No, the fish are fine Exactly. Yeah, so thank you Nicole. Thank you. We have more facts. What else do we have? Oh, Marcus? Oh Marcus. Oh he speaks there is For you guys Yankee doodle was not about the pony express. It was a 1750s British song which mocked American colonists Yankee doodle is not about the pony express. It's a song that marks America Colonialism. Oh, it's a British song. Why would a British song be in America? You're telling me we're raising our kids with hate They're singing a hateful song. I'm not raising my son with hate. He's a dumbass that I care about. I need to thank God I can't have kids because my God. Good. This would ruin you. Yeah, you got it all tied up. All tied up. All tied up If I ever if I ever hear a child singing Yankee doodle I'm gonna tell him hey, you need to sing God Bless America to wash your mouth out Absolutely. Oh, Sansa, you've got me as one of your people to say do that too. Yes And you know, I enjoy that too. I like that God bless America is a it's a it's a fine song. It could use a little more um pop I think it needs. Yeah, it's like patty patty in the USA because how do you dance? Oh, that's such a story by Miley Cyrus I love she is. I love that song, but she needs to put her body away. Oh, she's well, you know what have you seen what she's been dressed She's dressing like Beetle Jews You know what? I actually don't mind it Really? I like how tight her clothes are Because let me tell you no, when you're young you should you know what when you're young you show up and that's why at our age We do the opposite. Well, I want it to be loose so that people can go. I think there's a tight body under there. Yeah It's mystery you leave it up to the imagination. Yeah, absolutely. Do you have another factor? What else we got going on? We got three more here. Okay. Oh, okay. So y'all's last episode actually has 800k views not two to three million Well on Facebook on Facebook are you including the Facebook in them? That's the main source. Oh, what I don't really use you to I know I'm not someone who like I'm on Facebook It's a Facebook has three million views. I'm pretty sure that I saw that Facebook. It has three million Yeah, we actually got you know very big I know I know you got stopped when we were at publics just just a little bit earlier to guess they said nice calf tan Yeah, I was like they know we're like okay. They know them. They were like I know I was on a podcast So next time thank you you actually can travel within the continental US with lemons Okay, this is the only thing that I like. Wow. This is important actually and what about oranges? I see they don't any citrus citrus is good. That's that they're they're gonna change that eventually because People are gonna take advantage of that. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm taking I I want half this tree and I want half I want to I want to make my own fresh orange juice. Oh, these are for these are about to fall off Yeah, those look about ready same with these in fact every single one looks about ready. I can't oh Well, you can Hold on one second. Let me just reach I can see they're they're scared that we're getting up, but we're don't worry. We're not gonna hurt ourselves. Oh god There's a squirrel in here everybody calm down. These are two adult women. They know what they're doing It's fine. Is there any more cosmos in here? No, not a meat. We should have put this in the fridge. Oh my god Did we get the trot hip? Yeah, we left the trot tip in without any ice Right. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Well, I'd love to take some tropicana oranges. You can why not? Oh the oceans down there Let me see this. Oh, it's hot hot Oh my goodness Look at the ocean. It's so beautiful. God that's gorgeous. I would love to swim in it. We can These are the moments that we live for these moments. This is what makes life like living. I really appreciate you ladies You two are wonderful people. Thank you for making this trip special. A dolphin. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's several of them. There's 14 of us. It's a school. It's a school of dolphins - Oh, well, I'll probably be swimming in the pool for a little bit. - Yeah, I'll probably join you in the pool for just a touch, I just wanna get a little wet. Just wanna get a little wet. - Careful, your cosmo almost hopped out of the koozy there. - Do you have any more facts for us? - I know she got going on. - I don't know if you heard, but there's 14 dolphins over there. - Oh yeah, so if you guys want to get off your devices and go see the dolphins, you should do that. - Yeah, if you want to live life a little bit and see what's around you. - Or any of you on the cameras able to catch the dolphins. - I didn't see a single person on the camera. - So if you take this camera and you go into the ocean, you could probably catch them. - Do they go underwater? - We can't move the cameras. - Oh, that's too bad. - Oh, you can't put the cameras on. - I should talk to, you should figure that out, 'cause that should be a whole channel. - Oh, oh my God. - That's a very good idea. - Smash underwater? - I could put that on whenever. - Smash fish. - Smash fish. - Smash coral. - Oh. - Smash dolphins. - That would be amazing. - Well, you can at least bring the camera's app caught, right? - Maybe. - I can't make it. - So Nicole said maybe and Marcus said yes. Who has more power here? - Well, Marcus has the hat. I'm gonna believe that one. - Oh yeah, New York's what. - That's 'cause like a director usually wears a hat. - Yes, absolutely. That's what they say. - That's what John Travolta has been saying lately. He's been wearing a cool hat. And he's like, 'cause I'm a director. - His new movie's supposed to be very, very good. - There, name him John Travolta movie that isn't a masterpiece. - Oh, Saturday Night Feevers. One of my favorites. - That man can do no wrong. - What's the one where he looks at the star and he gets really smart? - Michael. - No. - No, what's the name of that one? - Oh. Oh, phenomenon. - Phenomenon. - Oh, that's true. - Michael's also a movie. - Phenomenon might be the best movie ever made. - Oh, I completely agree. - Well, I think that happened a bit to me with the ocean. - Yes. I think that, you know what, Sandy, if you opened up a business and you just took clients down to the ocean and you had to close their eyes and touch the water while you talked to them, I'm kind of like the ocean version of John the Baptist. - Yes. - That's exactly correct. Sandy, you've got to do this. - You're a female Sprite. - This is a brilliant idea, Theresa. - This is a very good idea. - You simply must do this. You know what, you can send waves to me in the cape and I'll stand in the ocean at the same time and I'll wait and the wave that comes will be from you. - Do you think if all three of us get in the ocean at our homes, when we get back home and we get in the water and we feel we could probably communicate? - Oh, like we could sense each other? - Yes. - In the water? - Yes. - I think so. - All through the Atlantic. - Yes, absolutely. - Yeah, we're all sharing the same ocean. - Yes, but we have to be naked when we do it. - Right. - Is Boca, Boca returns on the Atlantic or is it the Gulf of Mexico? - No, Boca returns on the Atlantic. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's a little, it's a little inward. You gotta drive well like 10 minutes so it gets the ocean. - Florida is so big. - Florida is so big. - It's, it's so big. - Try driving out of it. It takes the whole day. - No, I know, that's why you haven't come visit. - Yeah, listen. - I know. - Danny likes the plane. I don't like the plane. - I know. - I don't like, every time they take off, I knock out. - I'm with you. - All I wanna do is watch any JLo romantic comedy on the plane. And you know what, there's not that many. Jeeley is a very good movie. - It's so great. - And that's like it's from Boston. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's from Boston. - 'Cause that's why, 'cause, 'cause. - So Jeeley. - 'Cause what's the one where he's really smart or where his friend is. - That's Matt Damon, is really smart. - Matt Damon. Goodwill Hunting. - Goodwill Hunting, that's right. - And that's a real story. - It's a true story. - That's true. - Matt Damon was a janitor. - Did we have another factor? Did we finish all that up? - Uh, we got one or two more. - I can't decide one or two. - It's not one man. It was a system of horse riders who delivered me out. - This is the pony. - The pony express was not one man. It was a system of other men and many ponies. - Who's keeping track? - I don't know. - Was there a top pony? - What if one of them read your letter and it never gets anywhere? - Oh my god, that's my worst nightmare. - Oh me too. - Someone reads my mail? Oh my god, that is the worst thing that could ever happen to me. - I'd be okay with it. - What kind of mail do you get, Sandy? - Well, you know, in Key West, what we have is, you know those little pipes that go into the sand and then they come out on another end. You can talk through the pipes. - Yes. - We have mostly those. - I've seen those in a banker too. - So it's kind of more like telephones than mail. 'Cause it's so small, the island. Why would you send a letter? - That's so true. - That's very nice. - And the humidity just eats up the letters anyways. They're so damp. - Wow. - And you can't. - And you can't. - Yeah. - The cake, we just don't, you don't. - Or what I would do is if I was gonna send someone a letter, I'd maybe write a little note and then I put it on a seashell facing up and I'd put it in the ocean, I just drifted along. - They can drift from miles. - I know. - You know, my biggest dream is to find a message in a bottle. - Not the Kevin Costume movie, which is very romantic, by the way. - Oh, it's a crazy movie. - But I really wanna find a message in the bottle from like, you know, 1876 or something. And they're like, oh, you know, my daughter was this and then realized that I know their daughter's daughter's daughter. - You know, nothing left to live for if you had that. - I know. - That is your ultimate. - She's been talking about this for years. - You may not wanna manifest that because then you would die. - There's nothing left. - That's how manifesting works. If you think about it too much, it'll find you. - I think about it every single night. - Oh, you gotta be careful with that. - I would think about some other things too. - I would think about maybe food a little bit. - Well, I do think about food, but oh no. - She's thinking about it right now. - Do you know how many glass bottles I found from the ocean and they're all on my dresser? - Oh. - Luckily, all empty. - Not a single note. - There's no note in that. - No, no. - One day you'll get it, but it'll be a good day. - Gail, what are you last day? Gail, what are you trying to manifest right now? - Right now, I really, really want just a good like four of five grand. The front porch is falling apart. (laughing) The front porch is falling apart. I'd love four of five grand just to get some new wood. - Yes. - Danny said he'd paint it white. I've always wanted a white-- - It has to be white. - I've wanted a white porch forever. - Yes, it's gotta be white. - If it's white, it's gonna bounce off. The sun's gonna bounce off. It'll be like being inside an oven. - Yes, very good. - I just stand out there, do a little rotation, like a rotisserie, come back in, I'm brown. - Yes, and white is very clean. - Yes, very clean. So yeah, I'm manifesting four of five grand. - I think that's very nice. - That's a very common-- - Are you gonna do shells in your driveway like me? 'Cause it's very easy to do. - So my problem is there's too much crunch when I'm driving. I don't like the seashell, 'cause I'm destroying the shells with my car. - Well, that's the point. You destroy them down and then your driveway's white, which is very nice. - Well, that isn't appealing color for me. - It's like you're driving into heaven, you know? - No, that's true. - You're driving on the bottom of the ocean. - I'll consider it, I'll consider it. - All right, four of five grand is nice. You could do a lot with that. - I think that's really nice. - I just need like a couple hundred bucks. I wanna get some more pictures of me and Ricky around. Yes, I wanna-- - You wanna hire a photographer? - No. - I've got a photographer friend. - No, my name but takes pictures. - Okay, all right. - Yeah. - Well, if you ever want a photographer, I've got a blue hair girl. She does good work. - Well, she'd probably be expensive. Oh, she said five minutes. - Five minutes. - I thought she was trying to have five you. - Oh, if she wants to have a high five-- - She's trying to high five? - She's trying to high five you again. Oh, high five. - Hi. - Oh my God, everybody, this is Nicole. - Jesus. - Everybody, this is Nicole. - That was Nicole with a spider shirt. - Oh, they don't clap. - They don't clap. - There's no clap ball. - She's covered in tattoos. - You should show a you a tattoo. - Oh, they would scare them. - That's true. - They wouldn't know much about it, I don't think. 'Cause ever since Jimmy Buffett died, I don't know if his legacy is carried on up here in the, in like-- - Nicole, do you know who Jimmy Buffett is? - Do you know Jimmy Buffett? - He's not dead. - The last fact, he is dead. But you guys were talking about present tense. - Oh, so the fact check is that he's dead. - No, we knew that he was dead, but he's dead. - Sorry, but he's not. - He's not that he's dead. - So I don't need to remember tragedies. - He just wanted to get my brain. - You just wanted to get my hopes up, just to tell me again that he was dead. - Well, he's not really dead, you know why? Because-- - He can come back. - His ashes are in the ocean. - Right, we keep a spirit alive. - We everyone, everyone in Key West helped spread those ashes. There was a lot of them. - He was a big guy. - There was a whole barrel. - He was a big guy. - Well, he wasn't even that big, but when he got very-- - He really liked it. - It's something that-- - Something happened. - Dance. - Really dense, man. - Dance, edges, whatever the material was. - Do you think that I would be a lot of ashes? - Well-- - 'Cause my arms are so buff. - Well, Teresa, I know that you want to be buried in the sand and have a clam bake over you. - Well, yes. - So it's a clam bake. - Is it how much ash would you be or how many clams would they be able to cook with? - Oh, hundreds. I would feed the entire beach. - Right. - So I want to be underneath a clam bake and I want my body fumes to go through to see food and bless it. - That's wonderful. - I love that. - So then when they're done, they dig the sand and then my ashes are right there. And then I go out and I become seafoam. - Gail, what would you like people to do with your body when you pass away? - Yeah, what would Gail? What would you like? - No, that's a good question. It's a good question I've been thinking about it. I want to be buried. full body sorry cremators I don't I that's not for me. No, that's fine I want to be buried I want to be buried full body up and down like I'm standing because I don't want to lay down for the rest of my life I want to be ready to go oh so I want to be standing and that's very good if possible I would love a palm tree on top so that you know the palm tree can feed on me and oh like it like it's a hat exactly that Sandy you've that's exactly that's right that's actually very brilliant so you would be buried up I want to be buried up palm tree up so how close to the surface would your head be would your head be six feet I like this because you know it's important to think of these things I just want to rise because how deep because if your head is six feet down then your your feet are 12 feet down and I'm a small girl I can't be that far are you going to be buried in your heels right because you're about four or two you're Shakira's height yeah you're Shakira maybe that's why he'll been staring at you they think you're Shakira oh my good I should I should put on a sign that says I'm not Shakira well no actually if they can you know or give you a little money you could say I'm gonna sign this for 200 bucks and then that many people can get you five grand oh my God that's how I can get my four five grand that's a great idea to reset if anyone wants a signature today from Shakira I can do that and I think Jensy nobody said anything in fact they all looked at me yeah so when you're buried up very don't have you heels on in your your jewels or what to do so of course yeah so I'm gonna go full mummy with it I'm gonna have all my belongings done oh good to wrap up yeah they're gonna have to open up a trench for me because I'm taking the couch you know my couch oh you love that couch the couch it's a lazy boy but it stands up oh if you press if you press if you press the so if you press the lever it's actually a stand it's stands up yeah so you can do a lean you never have to get you never have to use your thighs because gale doesn't you know because you don't have those I really don't want to use my thighs how would you die Sandy oh well I think I mean obviously just being drifted off into the ocean is what I've thought about I think if they found a nice big stingray and just kind of strap me to it that would be beautiful let it just float away you would travel how could they go so far they travel between Key West and and South Africa and South Africa they do a whole big loop around that's why I was in South Africa yeah we were there for the migration they do that and you don't need to look that up because they're that's a true fact do not need to fact checking the things that we know well well ladies you know my skin is ready to get wrinkled in that pool I mean it's been tempting us this whole time I'm I'm ready to become a raisin in there but can we do one more thing before we go into the pool sure what do you want I just want to see if the dolphins are still there let's go see if the dolphins are there all right and thank you thank you for watching and thank you to everyone who's watching here all these Jensie I hope we I hope you can really learn how to have a conversation from this and I hope that you you know can be friendly like these people Nicole and Makas I hope you can be kind take a note from the from the married couple here they're they're gorgeous they're kind they look in my eyes okay everywhere I've never seen that many tattoos on a person and they're not they don't have hair that they were born with and that's different Marcus and Nicole are telling us to say that this is last splash week it's the last time we're gonna splash so take it in while we got to take it in because we're never splashing out again because I guess eventually you have to get out of the pool so there's other they said um so there's other content that's split with people splashing I guess my nephew's doing some other stuff and your niece is doing some other stuff oh she's gonna go topless you think maybe he's going topless you know what I don't know what she wants to do these days no it's you're right it's been hot it's been hot it's body positive and that's good that's good unlike these Jens ears oh my god sexless sexless because the man just genetics a man does a boomer I think she's a genetics anyways just last splash so if you want to see them topless in a pool keep watching guys yep go and find that on the internet I don't know I'll see you on Facebook I hear a splash okay all right thank you [BLANK_AUDIO]