#160 - Our Aunts Go On Vacation

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opportunity i trained at the college of healthcare professions chcp was you 輔 in as little as nine months i love what i do and you can too visit chcp.edu today for the career of your life we're rolling ladies oh oh okay so okay we're rolling so we're going gail i just want to warn you for a second so you know uh sandy and i are pretty used to the cameras we did uh the podcast one time yeah yes i did i did get to watch that i well i got like about 15 minutes in i'm not really a youtube person but oh i haven't been able to find it but i heard it's amanda amanda posted it on my wall because i asked her to oh that's nice but that's not where i found it i saw it on a wall it's good it's good you two did a good job thank you it's really fun it's really fun well so so we asked uh the camera crew was kind of let me just be honest obsessed with us yeah so there's a guy right there he's can you see him so many of them they're all they're all around in the hedges yeah all right right here we've got like a whole crowd of gen z there's a lot of z is here a lot of gen z and uh well i wanted everyone to kind of know you because you're an important person to me thank you this is my sister-in-law gail hello it's me gail uh they don't clap i don't know why it's fine what the hell they they sit and they watch okay i don't want to hear if engage they sit and they watch and they actually don't smile but they always go that was funny yeah so that's how you know something's funny afterwards how else are you gonna know their other gen z person selena was here last time and when she stopped recording she said that was funny yeah but then now she's not here today so i don't think she thought it was very i don't believe it then so she didn't come um well also because apparently she's in california only and that's where she stays because we're in uh very pretty orlando guys we're in orlando florida all right i i took a three hour drive up north got to orlando it's the tropicana oranges from that commercial the orange juice oh my god that's amazing that's florida it's real and then we've got some florida lemon throughout here oh i wish there were key lines here but we're too far north oh yeah we're not in the case no because you can pick key lines right off a tree and right off the tree yeah see that's a pot so i'm from you know sandwich massachusetts and we don't have key limes in in in the cape cod so i don't understand this i'm i'm very new to florida oh it's wonderful it's fantastic very nice it's great and boca raton trees everywhere not a single fruit in sight well gail you know i'm very grateful that you invited me up so many times i just couldn't come because you know i know my son you got stuff to do you've got a son you know i wanted to see sandy we've been kind of we've been actually you know sandy and i have been close ever since we recorded that podcast we've been talking so much on facebook and we've been talking about doing more road trips oh yeah we want to just do um nebraska just a whole nebraska tour because there's so much in nebraska now would you go to nebraska and then drive around it would you would you drive to nebraska would you cut would you cut the to the chase talk about just doing the rim of nebraska yeah just chasing the rim oh because that's where all the nebraska would be very nice i think you could rim nebraska that's where all the exciting stuff is like cities are mostly located on the rims of states anyway yes absolutely yeah so you could probably do that because i think most of nebraska's major cities are located along the lines they have like five major cities it's like idaho and uh where are the presidents oh the president oh the president that's north dakota that's right one of the problem is it's on the line like all the others it's right there i think i think they don't know which state to assign it to because it's right on the line you know what i'm gonna be honest with you and you know this about me i could never ever be landlocked i am an ocean she needs to see i need this she needs the horizon and i'm i'm the same way that's why i'm in that's why i'm in key west i'm i'm on the ocean oh yeah well i know and you know and sandy you know i don't think we talked about this much but sandy and i did uh we did a we did a quick skinny dip that's right no you didn't yes we did we did it no you didn't we did it in the finger lakes we did in the finger lakes yes we did you went nude in the finger like gail please don't tell danny don't tell my brother because honestly i don't want to hear it but yes i let everything go and i swam we let we you know and we talked last time we talked about how much i i like four fingers but four fingers getting into the four fingers yeah even better and that was but oh it melted are you okay yes i'm fine it just it melted because the sun's so hot in orlando that's okay it is absolutely a hundred degrees with a hundred percent humidity plus how am i gonna get chocolate brown you're not gonna get chocolate brown with the 50 plus no that's a scam that that that's that's a scam yeah the sun is good for you they don't they want you to not have the sun so we can stay you know upset and trapped all the time yeah no we need to bake in the sun yeah sorry so i interrupted you and i interrupted you we were talking about skinny dipping in the big legs oh yeah so we skinny dipped yeah and uh you know it was very nice for sandy and i you know we said we want to do this and we ran and we ran and we we held hands oh it's beautiful what a great image and she's very into well we love to do this but we like the finger lakes because we have it's an inside joke it's a bit of a you'd have to listen to the previous episode she likes four fingers i think i like it was reality but port-a-potty so the best place to do it yeah wouldn't you agree gail gail what the port-a-potty yeah yeah i'm a three-finger girl in the port-a-potty okay so kind of like you're kind of in between uh so you're like you're gonna stay a second yeah i got well i take my time good okay so i take my time i have to admit something that danny always complains that you're in the bathroom for so long and i say danny stop it thank you she's a very she's a very gorgeous you know very gorgeous girl i take care of my figure and part of taking care of my figure is using a finger or two in the bathroom yeah of course okay good thank you that's just part of what we do that's part of our i think that's part of our generation and you know these these gen z they don't understand there's so many gen z's here no these sexless gen z's you know and they don't want to touch they don't want to touch and they never want to make eye contact no they're they're so scared it's actually it's very odd right now there's about 30 of them well around and none of them will look at us right now yeah those two are looking down miss nicole and marcus so i think they're together i think they're married yeah they're married so the married couple uh they're doing this they're filming us oh interesting so that's them okay okay they're waving oh she's smiling so she seems very nice that marcus guy don't know i'm not sure he seems pick me up and throw me across a wall he seems fast too like you would be able to catch him he's short but he could launch me in the sky yeah sturdy yeah cannonball you know what i'm saying into a pool absolutely right right cosmo cosmo you made this very strong i know i like that it's my specialty i love right gray goose it's very gummy you're a gray goose i like gray goose honestly i'm fine with i'll take gordon's vodka i don't need it to be expensive i just need it to be very strong at least four to five ounces i'll walk into win dixie and tell them just give me whatever's the biggest container of vodka it makes sense you you want to get the bang for your buck well give me the biggest that you have that's how i drink wine i get the big jugs of wine oh of course you got to get the big jugs with the handles well gail knows every every family event we have jugs of wine just like the romeo that's right i'll make a sangria apples only oh her sangria is literally knock on the floor so good yeah never tried it because i'm a i'm a sober girl i don't like to drink she doesn't drink but they say it's great i put a bunch of fruits in a jar and they're on the floor is that not just apple juice so so this is sandy you're very smart you're smart in some in some things right no but but this is a very good question because you know i don't know that's one of those that's one of the mystery is that kind of like what eve figured out in the garden so eve apparently was an alcoholic oh is that that apple was alcohol i think dateline did a special on eve Yeah I feel so bad for Adam He had to put up with so much shit He was a very sweet boy And he was a temptress Temptress woman But you know what that's fine Because I'm in my temptress times That's right we all go in and out of phases And right now I'm looking to be tempted Gail you're married to my brother Why would you say this Listen I'm never going to act on anything I have morals I'm a good person But I'm allowed to have a little bit of fun A little bit of attention I'm out here in Orlando I drove three hours Four bathroom breaks along the way Good for you My bladder the size of an apple Held it up to it once Oh yeah well mine dropped and then they did the surgery to pull it back up They lifted it back up It fell far down It was almost in my thighs They lifted it back up like a stage curtain Right with the pulley Yeah I had a whole theater production inside That's great It was very fancy What doctor did you use by the way Dr. Joan Of course If you need anything done internally You go to Dr. Joan So Dr. Joan did a very good job Ricky busted his lip open with a softball Dr. Joan gave him a whole new lip Oh my god he wouldn't stop talking about this busted lip He's such an idiot That's why he shouldn't play with softballs No my son shouldn't do sports whatsoever He shouldn't do lickety split He literally he's such an idiot I love him so much He's just like Gen Z you know He's a sweetheart he just needs to be sitting down laying down Right He just needs to be sitting on the couch 24-7 Right That's my happy place with him Yeah When I came to visit you and he was on the couch Yes he was He was eating Top Ramen Yes he was And he barely looked up to me to say hi No he's scared of you know people sometimes Right But he seems sweet enough He's a very kind boy He's a good boy He's a good boy He goes you know clam digging with me Yeah Always gets bit by crabs I'm done you know I'm like I'm done with this I'm done with this I'm done with you Stone crabs or blue crabs? We haven't had stone crabs Oh you should have Stone crabs are delicious Aren't they too hot? Well the claws you can You just have to cook them for a couple hours Oh yeah I love ripping the claws off Yeah It's good it feels like there's a little pop And then you get all that meat Right It's really good Right it's so good It's so good We'll have any kinds of crabs down in Key West We have them all Have you eaten all the crabs down in Key West? Pretty much You cleared them out? Not well We make sure to keep some of them So that they The population stays there Oh good So there's more for the next season But Oh good I'll dive in I'll put in my goggles And I barely I barely even look at what I'm pulling out I just reach around I'm just grabbing things Oh I've seen you do this And so I'll grab spiny lobster Blue crabs Stone crabs One time Remember when you grabbed that manta ray? I'll grab a manta ray I'll ride a manta ray So Sandy rides large creatures in the air? In the ocean I can do that I have a connection to the ocean So I think You're a water bender Trust me Well I thought I was a water bender But I don't think I am I think it's just Just that when I move my hands in the water It moves the water a little bit Which It's kind of a water bender You know I was getting something water from you There's just like a water There's like a flowing energy from you I felt it I felt it What can I say? I felt it Are you a psychic? Gail is an intuitive I'm an intuitive I feel it in my lower gutter Lower gut Oh is that like a level below So it's below the stomach chakra Oh is that So your stomach is psychic? Yes For the most part See a very smart person Very good I was telling you I think I might be like an empath So you feel what others feel You knew when I was getting very upset Whenever I see someone crying I'm like Oh Oh that Yeah That's really good So I was having a tough go Yeah And I felt it I was driving And I was I was swearing left and right When we were driving We were driving through Indiana And I was like You know I don't want to be here I hate all these people It's a god awful place The drivers are awful God awful place I'd rather be dead It's hellish And you know Sandy was I put my hand on your shoulder And I said I said Teresa I'm feeling so sad too I'm feeling this is awful As well And I And it made me feel bad Because then she was starting to feel bad Because I was feeling bad You were crying I started crying And then we realized We were drifting onto the Oncoming traffic So we got back to The right side We almost hit a car We almost hit a car And then I put on Carly Simon Well there you go And then we're Of course we're crying more And then we're crying more Lots of crying Well that's good Sometimes you gotta let it all out Well I don't like to do that Gail No but sometimes you gotta do it You know No matter what If I hear Anything from like Lionel Richie I am a A pool comes out of my face Oh Lionel Richie is Catch me Catch me in a Macy's Sobbing over the blouse Oh hello It's one of the saddest songs I've ever heard in my life I've ever heard in my life If the Commodores come on I truly I start shitting myself And crying all over the place Oh Brick Brick house Makes me tear up Oh done Oh that's a big one September Earth, Wind and Fire Oh Waterworks Body Yaw Oh Casey and the Sunshine Band Oh That's a good one That's a good one Favorite Favorite You know You know how many festivals Man Do you know how many festivals I went to the Casey and the Sunshine Bands? Oh my god That would have been an absolute blast Oh Oh You basically had a front row ticket Guaranteed I got a front row ticket I would bring Ricky sometimes Cause he Yeah he was young He was young He was young He was young He was a kid Yeah So He's still a kid He's 26 But you get them immersed in that It's kind of like how they say To have your babies listen to Mozart But It's probably better to have them Listen to Casey and the Sunshine Band Sunshine This episode of Smosh Mouth Is sponsored by ZocDoc Amanda Are you a big procrastinator? Me? A procrastinator? What? No Sounds like you might be Have you scheduled your annual checkup With your doctor? I don't know where to begin I need a new doctor But I don't know where to look You should use ZocDoc ZocDoc lets you search and compare High quality in-network doctors You can easily find them You can easily find any doctor I mean, what do you need? 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I know the jingle stopped But I can't stop Stop I can't stop Stop Back to the show So, yeah Anyways Insurance isn't one size fits all Insurance isn't one size fits all And shopping for it Shouldn't feel like squeezing Into something that just doesn't fit That's why drivers have enjoyed Progressive's Name Your Price tool For years With the Name Your Price tool You tell them what you want to pay And they show you options That fit your budget Enough hunting for discounts Trying to calculate rates And tinkering with coverages Maybe you're picking out Your very first policy Or maybe you're just looking For something that works better For you and your family Either way They make it simple To see your options No guesswork No surprises Ready to see how easy And fun Shopping for car insurance can be? 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They were completely ass naked in a martini glass, swimming around. Oh, that sounds so much like what I used to do at Margaritaville, except it was a margarita. She worked at Margaritaville. I was a dancer. Don't worry. You went to the bathroom earlier. We covered it completely. We talked. I know all about the staircase. I'm all caught up on the Margaritaville. So you've learned that she's lost. Oh, I know. I know, honey. Right. I know. But Gail, you're somewhat of an Epcot wizard. She's a connoisseur. She loves Epcot. Listen, give me a weekday, give me a weekend, and I will drive up three hours to Epcot. Oh, my goodness. I'll go around the world. You stop at Mexico first. Oh, I've always wanted to go to Mexico. And you say hola to everybody. Oh, Spanish. There you go. Oh, and it's so scary. No, me llamo Teresa. That's it. That's it. That's all you need. That's all you need. And bienvenidos. Go to the bar. Say hola, me llamo Teresa. They give you something. You walk away. Oh. All you have to do is say hola. And they don't even have to pay for it. Wow. You don't have to pay for it. And that's what it's like. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. It's like a cruise ship, but on land. That's right. Gosh. So anyway, I'm super excited to take you, Lady Sepcot. It's going to be a blast. All I know is I really want to go to Italy. Is Italy there? Italy's there. Yeah, it's there. Good. I think they have all of it. What about Portugal? Couldn't tell you. They definitely have it. Well, because I think it all- Oh, for sure. Okay. But it's probably so cold there. They must blast the AC. Yeah. Is it like one of those ice hotels that I saw on Facebook? Oh, yeah, where you have to drink vodka out of an ice cube. Do you remember Kathy? Of course. Right. So, thirsty. So, Kathy went to an ice hotel. Oh, my God. She went to the ice hotel? Yeah. We don't know where she is right now. I'm sure she'll appear. How long ago? How long ago was that? Last year. Oh, so she's been gone for a year. Yes. So, she went. She wanted to try new things. And I said, you leave the Cape, it's going to be trouble for you. And she went to an ice hotel, which seems very, very cold. Yeah. It's not really a first step, if you think about it. It's kind of a leap to the farther away. She leaped. She's an adrenaline junkie. Well, sometimes you have to take the leap, you know. Well, she took the leap, and we don't know where she is. Oh. You know, I heard there's a lava one. Like, there's an ice one, and I heard there's a lava one, too. Maybe she needed to warm up. Is she inside lava? I don't know how it works. I'm not. I like my hotels. Can you reach out to her husband? I can post on his wall. That's kind of all I can do. I've posted on his wall a lot. Okay. Well, there you go. Then Kathy's a lost cause. Oh. She made really good shepherd's pie. She got the crust on top strong. It's like a creme brulee. There's not many people who make great shepherd's pie left. I feel like they keep dropping like flies. They die really young. It's a lost art. It's a lost art. Yeah. None of these Gen Z people know anything about shepherd's pie. Yeah, none of them care at all about shepherd's pie. I got distracted because one of them was holding a sign. And it says 60 minutes left, which, what does that mean? What does that account down to? So Gen Z's like, they like this. Should I be calling my family? So Gen Z. Gen Z's like to do things backwards. Are we on 60 minutes? Oh, that would be my dream come true to be on 60 minutes. I love that show. But that doesn't make sense because on 60 minutes, they're older. And everybody in here, I don't even know. Some of these people have their permits to drive. I don't think anyone owns a car here. They don't look like it. They've all got haircuts that say, I don't have a car. I guarantee all their color hair is not their born color. You know? Absolutely. This is my born color. It's a good born color. Thank you. Well, Gail. Well, I touch it up. I touch it up. Gail. I touch it up. It's okay. I mean. It started this color. But you're saying down around some parts, like the outlines are. The outlines of my hair. You have a caramel streak through it. Yeah. Okay. I'm adding a caramel. All right, Gail. And Santi, yours is. Mine's all natural because it's sun kissed and salt washed. Did you ever get that tattoo you say you were going to get? I did get it. You got a tattoo. I got Jimmy Buffett's entire face is on my back. Oh, my God. What's the scale? Is it the full back? It's laugh lock. Oh, so head size. So it's his head size. It's his head size. You got his torso. Well, a little bit of his torso. So it's into your butt. Such a gorgeous man. So it's just torso. And then when it goes down, that's your butt. That's my butt. Oh, so it's like it goes down into like he's being vacuumed inside of the butt. Yes. Like the front of him is the back of her butt. Okay. But I think that's a brilliant tattoo. Cheeseburger in paradise. Well, you know, working at Margaritaville for so long. I mean, he's kind of my hero. He would come in all the time. He was so nice. He's a handsome. He's a gorgeous man. I mean. Gorgeous. Has anyone ever been so gorgeous? You know, Robert De Niro. Now. Yeah. Robert De Niro right now. Gorgeous. Younger. Robert De Niro younger. I actually wasn't interested in him. But now I think that he's very nice looking. I think men really do hit their peak in their like late 70s, early 80s. 80 especially. I want to see sunspots. It makes me feel like they've lived. Absolutely. Yeah. They've gone outside. They've baked and I like, I like the shag, but it's pie. I want to, I want to fit crust. Well, so you're still married to my brother, Danny. Is he not? Gail, be real with me. My brother's a dumbass. Is he not treating you? Well, listen, he's a great man and I love my Danny. I just need a little attention sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that, right? I know. I know that's a thumbs up. He's obsessed with toy planes. I know, I know it's a thing. If I hear him going. outside in the living room one more time. I swear to God, I'm going to lose. I know. I hate him. I will beat him. You know, he built a little airport in the kitchen. LaGuardia airport. LaGuardia airport in my kitchen. Like a little miniature model of it. Yes. He's got a little tiny plane. Well, I wouldn't call it miniature. He got rid of the microwave. What am I supposed to do with my frozen peas? I hate him. No, he's your brother. You don't hate him. I, you don't, you don't mean that. I hate my brother and I also care for him, but if he doesn't treat you right, he's dead to me. Don't say that. He's fine. We're going to figure it out. We're just going through a bumpy phase. We all go through a little turbulence. Oh, he'd love that. He'd love that. Very good. He'd love that. Like a little tiny turbulence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're fine. And you're single still. Well, yeah, I am. I mean, it's just like, I think my husband is kind of the ocean, you know, like Poseidon is my lover. Oh yeah. You were talking about Triton. Oh, King Triton. Yeah. They're the same. King Triton is Poseidon. I think one's the Roman one, one's the Greek one, I think. Either way, the men in the ocean, right? The men in the ocean. And I have, I have seen mermen and I, you know, they pay a little attention to me, but. Don't they only come out when the sun rises? Yeah. Yeah, they're a sunrise type. It's gotta be early morning, the sun is just rising. Or a dusk time. A dusk. Yeah. The naughty ones are at night. That's what I've heard. Yes. And those are different. Those are different. Those guys are kind of pervy. Those are different. This is what I read in one of those books. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I think, I think I could have been one of those sirens from the Odyssey. Oh. Of course. Of course you can. Except I don't, I don't really sing, but I, I dance. So I would have been dancing on the rocks. And if I was a sailor. And I would have tempted all of those men off the boat. Yeah. If I was a sailor, it'd be irresistible. Mm-hmm. You dancing. I've seen your hips when you move. I've seen my legs in the breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Where you scooped it up. Oh, I saw it. I know. You were moving in that caftan and some, you know, it was moving. I know. I know that the caftan kind of covers it all up, a bit of a shroud, but I think that's kind of a nice mystery. I like it because, you know, it just makes, I can eat whatever I want. So if I have a bloated belly, you would never know. Right. You know what I'm saying? I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you what you look like right now. And I like that. Besides gorgeous. I like that. All that matters is my eyes. That's it. I think I would like. Even with the caftan, people know you're strong though. I'm very strong. Like you could walk through a brick wall if you wanted to, Teresa. Oh, I could. Absolutely. I'm like the Kool-Aid man. I've seen you, I've seen you, when you bump into a doorway, I see the wood splinter a little bit. Huh. Thank you very much. Well, I have to, you know, work on my arms because I'm constantly digging out oysters and clams. Yeah. You got a good grip. I swear to God. I do have a good grip. Yeah. I was going to be a bodybuilder and then I just decided not to be. Well, it probably turned to 1990 and it's like. Yeah. I mean, it just wasn't cool anymore. Yes, it wasn't. But. Gail, you've never done any physical labor in your life, right? I'm not really someone who likes to pick up things and put things down. Gail has never. When I get dirty, I really feel like I lose myself. When I'm dirty, I can't tell right from wrong, up from down. I took her clam digging once. Oh my God. Hellish. It was a disaster. A hellish experience. I brought her with Ricky and I, my dumb ass son, and she was digging for, she dug for for one clam and she got her finger in sand. One of the clams looked at me. You know they've got eyeballs. Yeah, I've heard that. One of them looked at me. I screamed. I threw it, and I ran away. She ran away. She tripped on a rock. She splinted her nose so it split. My nose still isn't the same. No, it's curved. It's still wide in the middle. It's curved to the left. Yeah, curved to the left. Oh, that's tough. And it was a rough time. She, you know, we got over it. We got over it. We all forgave each other. It's fine. Ricky gave me his little Game Boy system with that brain age thing so I could keep it fresh and not, you know, lose my cool. I got a 14-year-old brain. Yeah, we wrapped her in a towel, and we drank. Well, I drank all night long. Because you weren't drinking. Listen, I've never had a lick. I don't see the point of having any alcohol. And I just actually don't understand that. I like to be in control. What can I say? You're in control. When you have a jug of wine, trust me, you are in control. Oh. When I get two and three-quarters margaritas, I tap into something else. I think it's divine. It's a spiritual moment. I think I tap into a different, like, level. Well, you always try to find the, whatever restaurant we're at, you always try to find the ocean. You run out there. I do. And you go in the water, and you start moving your hands around. And I, yeah, I feel around. And I like to think if I wanted to, I could be feeling around, and I could catch a fish with my bare hands. You definitely could. I believe it. I could do that. But especially if I've had a couple margaritas, Oh. And to you, too, Teresa, wherever we are, when you're looking at the ground, you can tap your foot and know if a clam is down there. Oh, yeah. So I know, if I'm going in the water, I know where a clam is, like, at least a half mile away. And that's a beautiful thing. They make a clicking sound because they're going like this because they're trying to get away from you. And what they're doing is they're sucking the sand as they go down, and I can hear them making clicking noises, and I'm like a sonar, radar. And so I go in, and I just shove my foot in, and I lift it up into the sky, and I grab it. It's incredible. And something we noticed, a really cool thing about Teresa, is that you are able to detect earthquakes before they happen because of that. Yes, well, well, yes, you know. And I don't really have to deal with that too much in the Cape, but when I went to California, tremors. Something happened to you. I know. You were freaking out constantly. It was, it was, we left the studio after we did that excellent podcast, which, by the way, I think is their best, it's their best. I think I heard it's their number one episode they've ever done. I think it has, like, two million or three million views. Oh, my God, incredible, ladies. I think on Facebook, yeah, it went very viral. Facebook, yeah. It's incredible. So, so anyway, so after we did the podcast, I left and I went, Sandy, hold on, the ground is shaking. And you didn't know what I was talking about. I was feeling fine. I felt as still as possible. And then three weeks later, an earthquake came. I know, and you predicted that. I did predict it. I have the same thing with hurricanes down here. Listen. Oh, yeah, she's an intuitive. I'm an intuitive, okay? I feel it. I've got, I've got a piece of my spine about two or three inches long. Okay, if I feel a hurricane coming, it's, it's telling me a hurricane's coming. One to one. It tells me how long, how far in advance it is, and I call it every time. Does it hurt? No, it's just a feeling. It's just a piece of a spine. It's just a piece of my spine. It's not my whole spine. Got it. It's a little, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's not the center. No, it's a little up. But it's up. It's a little up. You know that, Pat? Is that like the wishbone? I think that's what they call it. Okay. Have you ever gotten a massage? I don't like to be touched like that. Have you gotten a massage? I've gotten massages, yeah. Just on my feet. I will say, on my feet. I want, I want my feet. I want my feet rubbed, but I have a machine for that at the house. That's good. That's good to have a machine. They do special massages down in Key West where, you know how they do like the hot stones? They do that, but with shells and sand dollars. So do they? They heat up some sand. Well, or they have living sand dollars, and they'll put them on your back, and they let them kind of move around on their own. Oh, with their little suction things that they've got. Little suction things. Is that why you had that burn on your back? Yeah. It turns out I was very allergic. Oh, you were allergic to them? I'm allergic. Well. On my back, I was allergic to sand dollars, so it left just horrendous trails. Oh, yeah. You had a lot of scars. See, this is why I'm afraid of a massage. No, it makes Jimmy Buffett look really not good. Yeah. Because, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah. But, Gail, I noticed that about you, and you've been freaking out a little bit, so it must be that there's a hurricane coming, right? I feel it in my bone. You've been saying that. I do. And listen, I brought up the massage because sometimes I go get my back rubbed, and if they hit the spot, next thing you know, there's another hurricane. Oh, okay. They say a hurricane's coming. I said, did I make that happen? So, Gail. I'm not, listen, I don't, I'm not religious, but I am a spiritual person, and I think I make hurricanes happen. Yes, yes. Very good. Very. Oh, so it's not that you're, you can sense them. You are actually crafting the hurricanes from your back. I worry that I'm gifted in that way. Oh, it's like a button. I'm worried I have a back button. Oh, no. And I wonder if the people who press on that spot, their name is the name of the hurricane. I've never put that together. That one woman. Oh, my God. Bob? Like, if it, yeah. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Bob. Hurricane Sandy. Oh, my God. Sandy. Did you press on her back way back in the day? I'm wondering if maybe we ran into each other, and I accidentally pressed on your back. That ripped up the Jersey Shore. Did you ever go to Margaret? Margaritaville and Key West? Of course. I live in Boca Raton. That's a three, four-hour drive. I'm driving up and down Florida. I feel so guilty now. Oh, my God. Sandy. I feel so bad. That's a crime. I think that's why maybe when Hurricane Sandy was happening, I felt so bad. You felt sick. And that's because I was feeling that because I was connected to it. Were you in the ocean at the time? I'm always in the ocean. It's actually, they say it's safer. It's safer in the ocean when a hurricane is happening. And a lightning storm. So when a lightning storm hits, you have to be really deep down. As long as you're about 10 feet deep, then the lightning won't reach you. Same with an earthquake. So you know how they always said, like, get under the table or whatever? You do not want to do that. No, that's a lie. You want to be in the center of your living room, and you want to make sure none of your paintings fall down. That's right. And always look up. You've got to save those. You want to look up during an earthquake. Look up. So you can see the roof coming down, and you know where to go. Oh, God. Yeah. Gail, don't mention God, okay? I'm sorry. You said you were spiritual, so be careful. I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I'm a recovering Catholic. Anything can happen. Well, I'm a recovering Catholic, and you know what? I've prayed to him a lot, and I haven't heard one peep back. Right. What are you again? A prostitute? You a prostitute? Yeah. You a prostitute? Well, no. That's what we, yeah. No. A common misconception for the Margarita Senoritas, but no. Just a dancer. Good for you. And I think I was raised Protestant, but I think I'm just a lover of Christ. You're a free spirit. Okay. So that's still in the zeitgeist of religion, right? Christianity? Well, Teresa, you're saying that you love Christ. I'm Sandy. You are slamming that down. Teresa, you need to slow down. I should tell you, Teresa. Listen. Those are, these are triple cosmos. So one thing that you should know about me. This is why I don't drink. It's halfway I get through a cosmo, and I don't understand where I am, how I got there, and why am I naked? You're at the tough middle point before, while you're just kind of a little dizzy, but a little bit more, and then you'll reach your most powerful point. Teresa, Sandy. That's Gail. I know. Trust me. I know Gail. Maybe it's because I feel like we've become one. You and me? No. You two. I think we are connected. I mean, you do have a, you two do have like a yin and yang thing going on. Salt and sea. Salt and sea. Salt and sea. That is us. And I don't know which is which, because they're kind of both synonymous. Well, there's salt in the sea. Right. There is. And there's salt in the earth, too. And you know what else is in the earth? Iron. Doctors tell me I have too much. Oh. Are you gathering energy from the earth? Do you have trouble with magnets? I do. I especially have trouble with magnets. First thing, I don't get how they work. No. No. That's my first problem. Well, they don't know. Well, it's an adhesive. They don't know. It's like earth glue. Oh, is it glue? It is earth glue. So it's glue. It's sticky like that. Amazon does it. I've never heard a better description. They make all the magnets. Oh. Interesting. Yes. That's why that Jeff Bezos man is so rich, because he figured out magnets. I think he figured out magnets. Oh, well, then he deserves everything he's gotten. I think he's a great man. I kind of agree, you know? Yeah. He got married in Italy, and I was like, this seems like a very nice event. It's a beautiful wedding. I saw pictures on Facebook. I was like, oh, my God. I wish I was invited. I know. I could have been there. Well, yeah. I would have loved to have been invited. Like, the whole community should have been invited. Yeah. The world. And, you know, he invented this two-day shipping thing. Why didn't we do that before? I don't know. Why hadn't that been happening before? Why doesn't the post office do two-day shipping? Wasn't that the Pony Express? Oh. Wait a second I think they had that old I think they forgot how to do that In the dark ages So then we finally figured out how to ship things very fast Pony Express was when Was the original postman right I think so and they could run really fast Did they ride ponies I think they rode ponies It was one man and he rode a pony But you can't do that down in Florida Well we don't have ponies down on the east coast Except for when the circus comes And the farms come and the kids ride the ponies Is that where Yankee Doodle came from Oh I think so Yes Yankee Doodle was a real man And he rode a pony Just like Johnny Appleseed They actually knew each other I think they're all connected Everything's connected So be careful with that drink okay Or drink it really fast Either fast or don't drink it This episode of Smosh Mouth is sponsored by Shopify Okay how about a popcorn machine on the go Or Shirts with just my face on them Or an energy bar that tastes like coffee What are you talking about I'm just thinking of businesses that I want to start Well you keep brainstorming While Amanda comes up with her next big thing Let's talk about Shopify Shopify is an e-commerce platform that allows you to have The business of your dreams big or small Shopify allows you to manage your inventory And sell your face shirts or whatever Face shirts I love that name Shopify powers millions of businesses worldwide Like Smosh We love using Shopify and have been using it For years We've had so many fun collections this year Like our spring collection Sock collection And parent week pins Shopify gives you time back So you can focus on the important things Like growing your business Or coming up with a name T-Face You know you've almost got it Amanda With Shopify nothing stands between your idea And a real business So go make it one Start your free trial at Shopify.com Slash Smosh Start your free trial at Shopify.com Slash Smosh That's Shopify.com Slash Smosh And now back to the show Woo One of these days It's coming Yeah My time is coming Oh we've got a sign Oh the Gen Z is saying Merch plug Merch plug Merch plug Oh there's an H under the hand Merch plug Merch plug Are they selling plugs? 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How thick are the koozies? Do we have a measurement on the koozie thickness? Nicole doesn't know how thick the koozies are but But she knows what spiders are on a shirt Yeah So there you go Yeah there's spiders on a shirt She was saying that her shirt was from my neighbor Toto Toto So I think it's Wizard of Oz Oh yeah It's called a Wizard of Oz The dog moves in next door Right Do you think that dog is still alive? He barks all day What? Oh no They probably had many Totos since Wow So anyways So they're selling a tote and a koozie For last for last splash week That's what they told me They said this is called last splash What are we never splashing again? What does that mean? No we're done splashing We're done splashing For the rest of the year What does that mean? Well I'm fine with me because Epcot doesn't have splash Splashes right? Oh cause Splash Mountain's at Disneyland Well it's not Splash Mountain anymore They put the Tiana girl in it Oh There you go Oh Tiana and the Frog? Yes Oh Yep Okay It's not last splash anymore A lot of water though As long as you still get wet I like to get wet when I go on a roller coaster This is very delicious That's why I bring a water bottle on every roller coaster I just open it up halfway through And you know if you're not getting a thank you from the people behind you What is wrong with them? Exactly Why is it refreshing? Cause if you leave a theme park dry then you fail You didn't have fun You didn't have fun You didn't have a good time You need to be sock You need to be Sopping wet Sopping wet Well maybe that's the key west in me because every time I leave my house Yes I refuse to enter it again unless I'm soaked head to toe I think that's a great way to live your life I kind of agree I need to be covered in sand You know what I like? Is when you walk into my house barefoot and all you feel underneath your feet is sand That's gorgeous I never clean it I have a hose outside and I make the kids clean it But I don't want to cause it's my house I love that You know That's incredible That's your ride I've got a little uh when you enter the home When you enter my home in Boca, my Boca home When you walk in It's a very nice home You have two homes I have two homes I got one in Boca Rich It's a very quaint five bed And then we've got another small condo uh up by uh one of the great lakes I can't keep Oh the finger lakes? One of the fingers Yeah You've never invited me to that home Well I'm Yeah cause we were there skinny dipping and I think I think Teresa tried to If I had known I would have gone I was very nice But I didn't know I think a fish nibbled at my leg but And those fish in that lake They're hungry over there they don't feed them Those fish are just sitting in the lake hungry Nobody goes to feed them like goldfish? No every time I go I take one of those fish flake cups and I toss it out there Good And I go you're welcome mother earth How would these fish eat without that? I don't know But anyway my home They're eating all the other fish? That's what happens There's a whole ecosystem in the deep blue sea Of just fish eating fish Fish just eat fish Octopus eat fish Yeah Alligators eat fish Oh that's true I don't I don't understand alligators thank god I don't have to deal with them Gail we need to take Teresa to the Everglades You would absolutely love the Everglades What's going on in the Everglades? Oh nobody knows Every creature you could ever imagine constantly in battle Water everywhere At one time I was in the Everglades and I was in the Everglades I was in the Everglades And I was in the Everglades And I was in the Everglades What? And I was in the Everglades and I saw a raccoon And then I saw an alligator come up out from the water and bite eat the raccoon But then as the alligator was eating the raccoon an anaconda came out and ate the alligator And that's just how nature is in the Everglades It's just an everyday occurrence So so okay hold on one second so the anaconda I've seen the movie Right and it's just like that With J.Lo in it Right who is she is the best And Jon Voight She is incredible J.Lo name a better actress I can't think of a better actress I cannot think of one Robert De Niro Actress singer personality I mean a true triple threat And she's also from the east coast And she's a beautiful bride From the Bronx Right from the from New York So She's like as New York as it gets right She's very New York and don't you forget it Remember her song it was a very good song Where is the block So the block is in the Bronx Cause New York is very compact it's all one block right No No so New York is a grid it's not one block it's a whole It's a whole grid there's a little island it's a whole thing Cause Key West is basically one block so Jenny could basically be from there if she wanted I don't even know if Jenny's been to the um Key West Oh she would love it I would love to take you to New York I would show her around I would love that You would have a blast in New York We could go oh oh we could go to Broadway our favorite Italian restaurant remember that place Yeah Louie Gooey's Louie Gooey's so you roll a dice and if you get a double six you get your meal paid for Absolutely And it depends if you get snake eyes You get an extra ravioli that's it You get an extra ravioli but just one Yep just one And then you have to take it home you can't eat it there cause they need the table Oh so it's like It's in and out you gotta go quick Oh so it's like craps but you get food Yes but the food isn't crap and that's the good part about it It's not crap It's so nice It's not crap it's great Oh wow So she's gonna need water though so if we're doing if we're doing Manhattan we gotta get you know So right well we could do Long Island People drink water in New York Oh we could do Long Island okay No we could do Long Island the only thing is well there's great whites so what I wanted to ask you is you know who's more intense as a gray white or an alligator? that's tough. Because I know my answer. I think there are different kinds of tough. You know, it depends on how deep the water is. My earring fell off. Which, by the way, thank you for this. This is a very nice gift. When you guys picked me up from the airport, you said, these are from Florida. It was Sandy's idea. I gotta give her credit. Because we got here sooner than you, so we were hanging out all day. And you know what? I'm not gonna lie. I felt a little, I felt a tiny bit of FOMO. Fear of missing out. Is that what that is? Yes. Okay, I thought it meant four more. Like if I'm like out somewhere and I'm thirsty. And I'm like, FOMO, please. They didn't come. It was very confusing when you were like that. They didn't come. Wow. No. Fear of missing out. And also this. Shaking my head. So you do this. This means shaking my head. Well, because you are shaking your head. Yes. So it doesn't mean anything. You're just doing that. Ricky always says, shaking my head. He just says what he's doing? Yes. Does he say like when he's sitting down, he goes sitting down? Yes. When he's lying down, he goes lying down. I told him I want him to verbalize everything that he's doing so I can make sure that he's safe. Oh, okay. I think that's good with how much he's hurting himself. Yes, I'm protecting him. I think it's a good idea. He's covered in acne. Anyway, so. You gotta get him on the acids. I heard if you cover him, take a lemon or two home. I heard if you like cover his face in acid, it'll be better. Oh, can I fly with lemons? Oh, they may not let, I'd love to fly with a Tropicana orange if I could. They may not let you because sometimes when you're landing there, they ask you if you have fruit on you. I don't know what states that they do that for, but, because remember when we went to California, they stopped our car and they said, do you have any fruit in here? Is this when they seized the watermelons? Yes. Oh my God. Well, we got six watermelons because they looked so nice. Right. And they took them all. You sent me that picture. They were gorgeous watermelons. They were very, very big. I don't know if the police officers are cutting them up or. I was very upset, but I didn't tell them that I had fruit gushers in my pocket. And I think if they found out about that, I would have been in prison. I'm very grateful that you didn't say that because I did not want to spend a night in the jails. I know. You would not make, you two would not make it a day in jail. I would be fine. Do you think you would do well in jail, Gail? Would that be your name? Jail Gail? Very good. I'd have to. Very good. Thank you. I thought I could do stand-up. I think you've got, I think you've got, you're very funny. Sandy, you're one of the funniest people that I've ever met. Like, when we went on that road trip, I was laughing. I kept saying, you are hilarious. We would be driving along and, like, we would see cows and I would go, uh-oh, moo. And you would be laughing so hard. She'd go, where are the chocolate milk cows? Yeah. That's incredible. Sandy, you've got to find a stage immediately. Like, where's the pig cows? This is the stuff America needs right now, these kinds of jokes. Observational humor. I was crying. Crying laughing. It was hard. That's another reason that I went into oncoming traffic, because the tears were flowing when I was laughing so hard. Right. We did swap a couple cars, but luckily they were going the opposite way, so they didn't have time to turn around. So we kept going because. That's what bumpers are for. The bumpers, the side of the car, that's what it's there for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It's there to protect you. Yeah. Bump, crash, whatever you need to do. The girl's not allowed to drive anymore. I don't drive anymore. Anymore? It's my decision that I made myself. It's her decision, but also the court's decision. But the court also enforces it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So I've gotten, I had to go to a class and I learned about this Uber application. Oh, good. Yes. Okay, it's a little black square on your phone. Uh-huh. And you tap it, and usually I'll find someone nearby and I say, can you tell it to go home? And then a man will come and pick me up. Can you tell it to go home? Yeah, like, tell me, get me home. I find someone, I say, here's my Uber, can you get me home? Next thing you know, a car shows up, picks me up. How do you pay them? In cash? I don't know. I've never, from what I know, I've never paid. That's so scary. I don't know. Free? Wow. Well, that guy who gave me a motorcycle ride, he didn't want money. He wanted one kiss. Where'd you put it? That's between me and the motorcyclist. All right? All right. The sandwich way. Well, in sandwich, we do things a little bit differently. Do they have Uber in sandwich? No. They don't really use phones much in sandwich. No, I got a phone because I wanted to travel with you, so I got a phone. I think that's smart. Yeah. What if you get snatched? You're gonna have, you want your phone with you. I punch my way out. No, that's true. I believe that. Yeah, so, I, listen, in the Cape, you know, I don't lock my door. Yeah. I mean, for me, I'm walking around, I'm like, someone's gonna grab me. It's, you know, I think, well, well, you're so, well, you're very petite and very pretty. Thank you. You're welcome. I watch my figure. No, it's very good. It's a good figure. It's a very good figure. I'm like, they want it. I know they do. I think, I think Teresa and I are definitely formidable women. And I think Gail, you know, adding you to the, to what is now a trio, it's clear like you, you have an elegance to you. And I see people really are staring at you all the time. Thank you. Oh, my God. No, I feel like, I feel like we have to be bodyguards now. No, they're staring at you. I told them, what are you looking at? This is my sister-in-law. Get your eyes off. She's married. What can I say? I don't know. I just like a little bit of attention. Hike my skirt up a bit. What can I do? 30 minutes left. 30 minutes left. There's a strike through the zero. I think that means no. No, it means the yin-yang sign. It's half and half. Oh, okay. Half and half. So 15 minutes and then 15 minutes. Three no. Three no minutes left. Well, at least it's not the merch shout-out. That was hard to do. That was hard. I know. That was really tough. The thing is, I want a koozie. I now have a little more respect for my nephew. Who's not speaking to you right now. He's not. He's pretty mad. He's mad about, listen. Some of the stuff we said in there. Your nephew's shame. Yeah. Some of the stuff we said. My niece was fine. I said, but we kept calling your nephew dumb and stupid. Well, he is. Well, I mean, he is. Yes, it's true. I mean, you know, and if he would talk to me more, I could teach him a few things. You've got to star six seven him and then he'll pick up. I know. That's the only way to call. He's figured out that trick, so he doesn't answer his phone no matter what now. You can borrow Gail's phone. You can borrow my phone? Oh, that's true. Give him a ring from old Gail. Okay. He might pick up. I don't know. He seems like he's very, very famous. You think so? He might not want to talk to his family anymore. I don't know. Maybe he's got a big head. He seems famous, but I don't know why he is, because he has no personality from when I'm watching them. Meanwhile, I can't get Mandy to stop calling me. I'm like, Mandy, stop calling me. She lets you call her Mandy? Yeah, Manzy and Gail. We might as well drive off a cliff together with a bank robbery in our truck. I'm Amanda. Are you the cool aunt? I mean, I don't want to give myself that label. I don't feel like that's a label you can give yourself. She's very cool. You know, Amanda always says I need to get out more, but I say, I am. You do, but you do. Look at me. I'm in Orlando, Florida. No, that's true. You're making changes. You're traveling the whole world. And look at these. I mean, that's. I don't even wear them, but you know. That's a risk taker out there. Yes. I don't think Amanda's much of a risk taker. No, she's very boring. Very boring. But that's okay. She's playing it safe. She needs to play it safe. I don't want her ending up like Ricky. Oh, no. My dumbass son. Yeah, she doesn't need to be like a cousin. But you know what? I never need him to date or anything. He can just live at home forever. It's very hard to see you guys. I don't even know that you're here anymore. Hello? Oh, Marco. Polo. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I'm over here. There you go. The sun is very hot. It's hot outside today. So the back of your head's probably getting pretty burnt. I think it's probably platinum blonde in the back. Do you want the bi-sun? No, I don't need that. My skin's gotten very accustomed to the sun and the salt and the sand. I can see. Yeah, you've got a nice sheen to you. I know. Yeah. I sparkle in the sun basically. You do. I've seen you. She glows. She sparkles. I get a little bit right now. I'm not seeing it. I just get dark. I just get really dark. And I want to get darker. Sometimes. Now, I remember that one time after we went to, uh, God, what was it? South Africa. Oh, yes. We had a little trip to South Africa. You didn't like leaving the hotel. Johannesburg. Yes, Johannesburg. You got, you were, I, at the end of the night, you were so, you were so sunburnt. I could not find you. That was a really wonderful time for me. It was a gorgeous time. And then I came back and I just, it was never, I was never the same. Well, it's a post-vacation blues. It's why I keep traveling. This is why I don't. Because I don't want to keep getting sad. There you go. I don't want to keep getting sad. But I was, I was beautiful then. You were, you are still a beautiful girl. No. You're just a little girl and you're still so beautiful. Okay? Well, you've got to believe it. You've got to believe it to make it true. I don't know how to believe it. You have to set your intentions. You have to manifest. I do a lot of manifesting and all the time I look, I have a cork board that I have all sorts of things on. Oh, good. A vision board. And one of them is that I am beautiful. Yes. And I look at that and then, and then when I'm walking around, I know that I am because I set that intention. But if you're feeling ugly, that's gonna, your body's gonna morph to that. - That's right. What's funny is I was going to take this class, this make your own vision board, but I only brought pictures of food. That's okay if you want to manifest that. Did you end up eating that day? Okay, well, there you go. That's probably what happened. You manifested a meal. Because if you ever thought about food, it would never show up. You're so right. That's so true. You know, when I am hungry, I think about it. And then the next thing you know, I'm having a meal. There it is. That's so true. It appears. And I thought about these Cosmos, and they appeared. Did you finish yours? I basically almost finished. She's almost done. Oh, my gosh. She's working her way through. I could probably have four Cosmos and still be fine. I believe it. You're a sturdy girl. The cranberry juice helps your body digest it a little better, so you can drink more Cosmos than most drinks. Well, it helps menopause, and it helps everything down there. That's cranberry juice. I feel younger. Are you already doing menopause? My menopause has started. You've started menopause. Have you started menopause? Well, I think the ocean has changed my biology a little bit. You think you're going to skip it entirely? I don't know. I think it's just like when I decide. Remember when you went in the plankton? Right, and it was glowing around me. And it was glowing around you. I actually think that you are not going to get menopause. You don't think I will? No, because you connected so deeply to those glowing creatures. That they changed your chemical balance. I'm 50% woman, 50% ocean. Ocean. Ocean biome. Well, I am as well, but Cape Cod's a little different. It's a little harder. It's not going to stop. No. The ocean was like, you're getting menopause early. That ocean's cruel. I mean, having menopause. Listen, yes, I've started menopause, okay? I've started menopause. You couldn't tell. It's fine. Thank you, and thank you. And you know what it is? If you're in Florida, it's hot all the time. You can't tell if I'm having a flash or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. It's like we're all sweating all the time. We're walking around, drip, drop. It doesn't matter. Maybe I wouldn't know. Yeah, you do sweat. In Key West, maybe it's so hot that I wouldn't know. Your back is usually wet. No, listen, you still know. I'm just always in the water, so I'm always wet anyway. So, like I said, I don't come home without being wet. So, maybe I just never would know, and that's kind of the beauty. I think mystery is the best part of life. Oh, I love mysteries. Sometimes I close my eyes, and I just swim, and I just swim until I come to another place. How far have you gone out? Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. My eyes are closed. I did one time, I swam so far, and when I opened my eyes, they were speaking another language, and I was like, I'm in Cuba again. How do you get back? Oh, my God. Swim? Oh, well, I have swimmers. I have some friends in Cuba. Oh, my God. Did they put you back on a boat? If I want to, but I also can just close my eyes and start swimming again, and then I'm back home. The strength in you is just unbelievable. It's really incredible. Well, it's actually a lot about patience. You know, people want to be strong swimmers, but it's actually more about being a patient swimmer, and if you just glide with the current and just let yourself flow, you'll get home no matter what. That's why fish. And butterflies and things that migrate. Like, how do they migrate? Hummingbirds. They go across the whole world, and that's because they're just being patient, and we've got to be patient. You know what? That's very hard for me to do. I would say I have to open my eyes and do the hard work in order to get it done. You know, you've really taught me, Sandy, that I can just let the universe guide me. That's very hard for me, as you know. Danny and I, our parents, it was like they didn't believe in that. No, yeah, no. He struggles every day. And I don't want to struggle every day. I want to jump in the ocean at any time and just close my eyes and move my arms and get to another island. Sandy, I've got to thank you for being a friend of Teresa. I've seen a change in her. I really have. Well, thank you. I know we had a few hours together while we were at the airport waiting for her to show up. Yeah. Displaced planes, unlike Danny. I mean, I don't know, the two of them, how they're from the same parents, I couldn't tell you. I really don't. Turbulence is awful. But you're bringing out something in her that I really appreciate. It's really special. I love seeing her. It's great. I think I bring a bit of the humidity from Florida to her, and it softens, you know. It's like she's strong, sturdy, dry wood, and I bring a little of that humidity that then, and it allows the wood to kind of soften up, to warp a little bit. So, yeah, so she's warping my wood. Yeah. You've warped a wood. And I like the way it's warped. I like the shape. I like the shape of you. I'm like an oar. That means a lot. That means a lot. And I know you guys have had such a journey. And Teresa's told me how she has viciously hated you at times. And I'm sure she's been open with you about that, so I hope I'm not. Oh, we've had it out. We've had full-on brawls. I want to make sure I'm not spilling anything. No, I pushed her off a cliff, and that was, like, five years ago. And we've come a really long way. She broke her jaw in four places. You landed right on your mouth. Yeah, I mean, my mother said I had a big mouth, and then I proved her right. I landed straight on my mouth. I felt very, very bad about it. Now, I was blackout, so I don't really remember what the fight was. But I know, you know, when you're drunk, you tell the truth. I know what she said was painful, and it was about me. And my parents. And I pushed her. It was my mistake. I shouldn't have brought up her mom. That's my fault. And then I tried to catch her, so I jumped off as well. Yeah. Luckily, best part about this situation, a little bit of silver lining, is now we both have a fresh set of teeth. Yes. Not a single bad tooth in here. These are all fake, so these all popped out. So after I jumped on her, I fell on top of, like, a jetty, and these popped out. Oh. That's so—that's—whoa. You wouldn't even tell. Can't even tell. No, I would never be able to tell. And sometimes when you're laughing, I get a look, and I never noticed anything. Well, don't look back here, because it's all black. Don't look in the back. That's what— Yeah, it's all black. It's all black. It's all filling. So it's black, and then the back is silver filling. Oh. Oh, that's so pretty, though. Yeah, so I'm kind of like a seashell. Oh, that's so nice. Or like a black pearl. In Key West, the dentist will use pearl. For teeth. It's practically the same thing, so that makes sense to me. It's basically the same. It's so strong. God, I love the culture in Key West. It's so different than Boca Raton. Oh, the culture is—the culture down there, it's so different. Because it's so condensed. You guys speak another language, right? We basically do. We have one dentist, and he's on a boat. He's on, like, a houseboat. So when you go, it's a bit of a wild ride, and you hope that the weather's good and the oceans— Yeah. You hope the ocean's not too rocky. Right. But I've had dentist appointments in the middle of a hurricane, and it's painful. I'm sure. I'm sure getting the tool when the boat's rocking, when you're rocking— That's very hard. But it's tough. There's only so much land down in Key West, so they have to do it on a boat. Right. It's true. I'm surprised Key West never built upwards. I agree. Like, where are the tall skyscrapers? One big tall building. And I've gone to town halls where we're saying that, and they say, no, it's because it's sand. It'll sink. And we're like, okay, figure out the technology. This house is on the Cape. They have stilts. Yeah. Put the city on stilts. Put the whole city on stilts. And then, you know, over time, the wood whoops, but— At the same time, we in Key West, we don't want to be higher up, because that's further away from the ocean. So we're very grounded people. But also, I learned how to be higher up, because as a senorita, margarita senorita, we were going up and down stairs so much. So I did figure out— Do you still own those six-inch heels? The boardwalks. Yeah, I still have those. Did you pack them? Because if you bought— Gail has two pairs of six-inch heels. I got two pairs of six-inch heels. We could be two tall ladies together. Oh, I wonder if I could still wear them. What size shoe are you? Her feet swolled. My feet have swollen up. This Cosmo is hitting. Oh, that's a heavy Cosmo. Her feet swolled. She had a jet ski accident. I squeezed the cranberries by hand. You know, you can tell. Thanks for not putting any alcohol on mine. That's the way that we would make them at Margaritaville, is you put in the vodka and a bit of the lime juice, and you hold up the cranberries, and you just go— You squeeze them. Squeeze them into there. It's kind of like a— It's kind of like the bog, the crayon spray. What? What? Ocean spray. What are you talking about? So I was talking about those commercials with the guys who were in those outfits. Oh, in the little outfit in the bog. Oh, and they're sitting in the middle of the cranberry. The crayon bog. Is that what you were talking about? No, I was saying it's kind of like a hibachi. You know, it's like if you want to see it get me, it's like it's a whole show. It's a show and a drink. Oh, yeah. She never shows anyone. You did all this by yourself. I do it by myself. I went to the outhouse, and I did— I did it there. Port-a-potty. Yeah, it's very nice. She has her own outhouse, and it has a little— It has a little— It has a little bar cart. 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They need their own room. Well, Gen Z's don't. They don't. They don't know how to talk. They don't want to talk to anyone. They don't know what to do. I'll see you. Gen Z walk in. I'll go, hey, look at me. They won't. They're saying that I think they wanted to try to follow us and film us at Epcot, but they're not going to be able to survive. Well, I don't think that they can get into Paris. I don't think Gen Z travels. No, because you can't travel Paris unless you've traveled before. Absolutely. Now, I mean, hear me out. I feel like the people who love that other podcast you do would love to see us in Epcot. Oh, Smash Mouth? Yeah, I think the Smash Mouth watchers would love to see the three of us in Epcot. I don't know. Oh. I just have a feeling in my heart. My nephew also does one, I think, where he reads bedtime stories. Oh, that's really nice. I think he reads like Goodnight Moon. That's really nice. Yes. It's really gorgeous. Goodnight Los Angeles. Have you heard that one? Have you heard it? No. So it's all about, it's a book called Goodnight Los Angeles, and it's all about Los Angeles. Oh. And there's a Goodnight Cape Cod. There's a Goodnight Connecticut. Oh, that sounds so lovely. Yeah, I used to read them to Ricky. Oh. Wow. Now you can't get him to read a thing. No, I can't. No. That boy. My God. That boy. My gosh. He's just struggling. It's not your fault either. No, of course not. You tried your best, I swear. Honestly. Yep. It's never really the mother's fault. I'm tired of hearing about that. It's always the other things. Yeah. School. Have you ever thought about getting him a little sailboat and just telling him to go? Well, I've tried this. Like, he maybe needs to take a journey. You're right. I think what would be very nice for his birthday is, I could build a ship. Okay. Get him on it. You know, like a small ship. Right. A small ark. Yeah, I know some guys who do some lobster fishing, and I could get him on that ship and then send him on his way. He could go to the Virgin Islands and just see a virgin. Yeah. Yes, he's a virgin. Well, Sandy, that's a silly question. Come on. Right. And I've heard that all of Gen Z are. Yeah, they are. They're sexless. They're sexless. That's what they're saying on Facebook. They're sexless. They're sexless. But you know what? You know, some of them are kind. That Nicole, she was kind. She is kind. She's very kind. But Marcus has not talked to us at all. No, he hasn't said a thing. He's been mean mugging me this whole time. I'm scared of him. He really does seem. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not getting it. Oh, hello. Oh, hi. Oh, hey, Marcus. How are you? Oh, wait. He's wearing a New York sports hat. I like him. Oh, my God. Okay. Marcus. God. How much weight can you pick up and throw over into the pool? Probably like 275 pounds. Oh, well. That's a lot of pounds. That's not me, but you know. That's like five of me. So he could throw five of us. You could grab all three of us and throw. Full grown man? Full grown man. 400. Danny's 160. He's like a pencil with a hat on. Marcus, if you want to throw me in the pool, I will not scream bloody murder. In fact, I'll. Enjoy it. Because we're merely 12 feet away from this pool here at this Best Western. Yes. That's right. Look at the pool. It's so nice. And this is a great. Best Western. Best really does apply to it. I was just about to say that. It is the best. It is the best Western. It is the best. But where's all the cowboys? I know. I was hoping for more of a cowboy theme. When they said there's a hotel bar, I was like, you mean the saloon? Yes. And that. Right. I kind of want to get in here and theme this place up. Like. Let's get some cowboys swimming in the water. Yeah. Where's the guy? I want a guy wearing all black. Black cowboy hat. Come in and mix things up every once in a while. Yes. But it is the best. It absolutely is. It is the best. It's very nice. I've been having a great time. If they wanted to sponsor this podcast, I would accept it. Well, this podcast is sponsored by Best Western. I just did it. There you go. Now we're going to get our own hotel. Well, we have it. Well, our niece and nephew have it so easy. They just say stuff. And then those companies have to pay them. They just talk and talk and talk. And I feel like what we're talking about is life lessons. Yeah, this is what a real podcast should be. People are going to listen to this. Their lives are going to be so changed. Ten minutes left. What does that say? Fact checks. Fact checks? Are we getting a fat check for filming this? We better get a fat check. I would like a fat. I would love a fat check. I would like a blank fat check. So Nicole's giving us. Fat checks. Can we have our first fat check? Yeah. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota, not North. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota. Well, no, I think we agreed that it's actually on the line. It's on the border. That's actually not a fact that we needed to hear again because we figured that out. That's an opinion. That's your opinion. But I appreciate it. But it was very nice that. So Mount Rushmore is rim drop in the South. That's right. All right. What's another fat check? The Epcot Eiffel Tower is actually one tenth the size of the Paris Tower. Oh, that's because it's metric and impure. Imperial measurements. Yeah. So that's a translation thing. Oh, because we do feet and they do meters. We have a base 10. It's actually the same. And they do centimeters. They do centimeters and centi means 10. So that's good because I thought I really want the Eiffel Tower to be very big. It's going to be big. I said it's going to be big. All right. But I appreciate you talking to us because, you know, we're very open minded people. I'm an open book, Nicole. So this is nice to have this open discussion. So you can ask her anything. What else do you have going on? In a case of a hurricane, the National Weather Service recommends you be inland during a hurricane, not 10 feet in the water. They're saying you should be not in the water during a hurricane? So the weather department or whoever this is says when a hurricane happens, you should be inland. And not in the water. Why would you ever do that? Don't you want to be one with the water? Absolutely. Yeah. Well, be inland. I mean, I'm on. I'm on an island, so there's no inland for me. I mean, look, the weatherman is funny. But I don't necessarily think he's an expert I think he's a little bit more akin to a clown Than a scientist I couldn't agree more Because he's not controlling the weather So what is he there for? I have my eyeballs, I can look at outside Yes, exactly And I think, you know, when you're in the ocean Then you can tell, you know, how bad the hurricane's gonna get Absolutely, and like, if you're gonna get wet anyway Why not start wet? I agree Whenever there's an earthquake It's not like there's a bunch of dead fish No The fish are fine Exactly Yeah, so, thank you, Nicole Do we have any more fact checks? What else do we have? Oh, Marcus Marcus, oh, he speaks There he is Yankee Doodle was not about the Pony Express It was a 1750s British song Which mocked American colonists Yankee Doodle is not about the Pony Express It's a song that mocks America colonialism Oh, it's a British song? Why would a British song be in America? You're telling me we're raising our kids with hate? They're singing a hateful song? I'm not raising my son with hate He's a dumbass that I care about Thank God I can't have kids Because, my God Good for you This would ruin Yeah, you got it all tied up This would ruin me All tied up All tied up If I ever hear a child singing Yankee Doodle I'm gonna tell him, hey, you need to sing God Bless America To wash your mouth out Absolutely Oh, Sandy? Sandy, you've got me as one of your people to do that too Yes, and I'm on board You know, I enjoy that too I like that God Bless America is a It's a fine song It could use a little more pop to it I think it needs, yeah It's like Patti in the USA Because how do you dance? Oh, that's such a good song Patti in the USA by Miley Cyrus Oh, she is I love that song, but she needs to put her body away Oh, she's Well, you know what? Have you seen what she's been dressed? She's dressed in like Beetlejuice You know what? I actually don't mind it Really? I like how tight her clothes are Because let me tell you No, when you're young, you should I do it You know what? When you're young, you should show off I would do it And that's why at our age, we do the opposite Well, I want it to be loose so that people can go I think there's a tight body under there Yeah, it's mystery You leave it up to the imagination Yeah Absolutely Do you have another fact check for us, Marcus? What else we got going on? We got three more here Okay Oh, okay So y'all's last episode actually has eight episodes 800k views, not two to three million Well, on Facebook On Facebook Are you including the Facebook in that? That's the main source Oh, what? I don't really use YouTube Yeah, no, I'm not someone who likes I'm on Facebook Yeah, so Facebook has three million views I'm pretty sure that I saw that I'm pretty sure on Facebook it has three million Yeah, Gail, we actually got, you know, very big I know Famous I know You got stopped when we were at Publix Just a little bit earlier to get some sandwiches Yes, they said nice caftan Yeah, and I was like They know them And we were like, okay They know them They were like, I know, I was on a podcast So Next fact No, thank you You actually can travel within the continental U.S. with lemons Okay, this is the only fact that I like Wow This is important, actually And what about oranges? I think it's the same as they're all fruit Any citrus? Citrus is good That's Not Hawaii or Puerto Rico They're going to change that eventually Because People are going to take that away from us People are going to take advantage of that Oh, yeah Well, I'm taking I want half this tree And I want half I want to make my own fresh orange juice Oh, these are about to fall off Yeah, those look about ready Same with these In fact, every single one looks about ready I can't Oh Well, you can These are Hold on one second Let me just reach I can see They're scared that we're getting up But don't worry We're not going to hurt ourselves Oh, God There's a squirrel There's a squirrel There's a squirrel in here Everybody calm down These are two adult women They know what they're doing It's fine Is there any more Cosmos in here? No, not a Meat We should have put this in the fridge Oh Oh, my God Did we Is that the tri-tip? Yes We left the tri-tip in without any ice? Right Oh, my God Oh, my gosh Well, I'd love to take some Tropicana oranges You can Why not? Oh, the ocean's down there Let me see this Oh, it's hot, hot Oh, my God Oh, my goodness Look at the ocean, it's so beautiful God, that's gorgeous I would love to swim in it We can These are the moments that These are the moments that matter That we live for these moments This is what makes life worth living I really appreciate you, lady You two are wonderful people Thank you for making this trip special A dolphin! Oh, my God Oh, a dolphin Oh, my God Oh, my goodness There's several of them There's 14 dolphins Oh, it's a school It's a school of dolphins Oh, wow Well, I'll probably be swimming in the pool for a little bit Yeah, I'll probably join you in the pool for just a touch I just want to get a little wet Just want to get a little wet Careful, your Cosmo almost hopped out of the koozie there Do you have any more facts for us? I don't know what else you got going on I don't know if you heard, but there's 14 dolphins over there Oh, yeah, so if you guys want to, you know, get off your devices And go see the dolphins You should do that Yeah, if you want to live life a little bit and see what's around you My God, these children Were any of you on the cameras able to catch the dolphins? I didn't see a single person on a camera So, if you take this camera and you go into the ocean You could probably catch them Do they go underwater? We can't, we can't move the cameras Oh, that's too bad Oh, they can't put the camera underwater I should talk to You should, you should figure that out Because that should be a whole channel Oh, oh, my God That's a very good idea Smash underwater? I could put that on whenever Smash fish Smash fish Smash coral Smash dolphins That would be amazing Well, you can at least bring the cameras to Epcot, right? Maybe I can't make So, Nicole said maybe and Marcus said yes Who has more power here? Well, Marcus has the hat I'm going to believe that one Oh, yeah, New York sports That's because, like, a director usually wears a hat Yes Yes, absolutely, that's what they say That's what John Travolta has been saying lately He's been wearing a cool hat And he's like, because I'm a director His new movie's supposed to be very, very good Oh, name a John Travolta movie that isn't a masterpiece Oh, Saturday Night Fever is one of my favorites That man can do no wrong What's the one where he looks at a star and he gets really smart? Michael, no No, what's the name of that one? Oh, oh, Phenomenon Phenomenon Oh, that's Michael's also a movie Phenomenon might be the best movie ever made Oh, I completely agree I think that happened a bit to me with the ocean Yes I think that, you know what, Sandy, if you opened up a business And you just took clients down to the ocean And you had them close their eyes and touch the water while you talked to them Oh, I'm kind of like the ocean version of John the Baptist Yes That's exactly correct Sandy, you've got to do this You're a female triangle This is a brilliant idea, Teresa This is a very good idea You simply must do this Thank you, Gail Thank you, Gail I'm going to send waves to me in the Cape And I'll stand in the ocean at the same time And I'll wait and the wave that comes will be from you Do you think if all three of us get in the ocean at our homes When we get back home And we get in the water And we feel we could probably communicate Oh, like we could sense each other? Yes In the water Through the water? I think so All through the Atlantic Yes, absolutely Yeah, we're all sharing the same ocean Yes, but we have to be naked when we do it Right Right Is Boca Raton on the Atlantic Or is it the Gulf of Mexico? No, Boca Raton's on the Atlantic Oh, okay Yeah, it's a little inward You've got to drive, what, like 10 minutes to get to the ocean? Florida is so big Florida is so big It's so Try driving out of it It takes a whole day No, I know That's why you haven't come visit Yeah, listen I know Danny likes the plane I don't like the plane I know I don't like Every time they take off, I knock out I'm with you All I want to do is watch any J-Lo romantic comedy on the plane And you know what? There's not that many Gigli Gigli is a very good movie Ben Affleck is from Boston Oh, my God Yeah Yeah, he's from Boston Because that's why Because Gigli Because What's the one where he's really smart? Or where his friend is That's Matt Damon is really smart Matt Damon Good Will Hunting Good Will Hunting And that's a real story, too It's a true story That's true Matt Damon was a janitor Did we have another fact or did we finish all that up? We got one or two more Can't decide one or two The Pony Express was not one man It was a system of horse riders who delivered mail This is the pony The Pony Express was not one man It was a system of other men and many ponies Who was keeping track? I don't know Was there a top pony? What if one of them read your letter and it never gets anywhere? Oh, my God, that's my worst nightmare Oh, me too I do not want anyone to read my mail Oh, my God, that is the worst thing that could ever happen to me Stay out of my business I'd be okay with it What kind of mail do you get, Sandy? Oh, well, you know, in Key West, what we have is, you know, those little pipes that go into the sand And then they come out on another end You talk through the pipes Yes We have mostly those I've seen those in a bank or two So it's kind of more like telephones than mail Because it's so small, the island Why would you send a letter? That's so true That's very nice And the humidity just eats up the letters anyways They're so damp Wow In Boca, we just yell Yeah The cape, we just don't You don't tell me I don't. Or what I would do is if I was going to send someone a letter, I'd maybe write a little note and I'd put it on a seashell facing up and I'd put it in the ocean and I'd just drift it along. They can drift for miles. I know. You know, my biggest dream is to find a message in a bottle. Not the Kevin Costner movie, which is very romantic, by the way. Oh, incredible movie. But I really want to find a message in the bottle from like, you know, 1876 or something. And they're like, oh, you know, my daughter was this. And then realize that I know their daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter. You have nothing left to live for if you have that. I know. That is your ultimate. She's been talking about this for years. You may not want to manifest that because then you would die. There's nothing left. That's how manifesting works. If you think about it too much, it'll find you. I think about it every single night. Oh, you got to be careful with that. This is a problem. I would think about some other things too. This is a problem. I would think about maybe food a little bit. Well, I do. I do think about food, but oh, no. She's thinking about it right now. Do you know how many glass bottles I found from the ocean and they're all on my dresser? Oh. Luckily, all empty. Not a single note. There's no note in there. No note. One day you'll get it, but it'll be a good day. It'll be your last day. Gail, what are you trying to manifest right now? Right now, I really, really want just a good like four or five grand. The front porch is falling apart. I'd love four or five grand just to get some new wood. Yes. Danny said he'd paint it white. I've always wanted it. It has to be white. I've wanted a white porch forever. Yes, it's got to be white. If it's white, it's going to bounce off. The sun's going to bounce off. It'll be like being inside an oven. Yes. Very good. I just stand out there, do a little rotation like a rotisserie, come back in, I'm brown. And white is very clean. Yes, very clean. So yeah, I'm manifesting four or five grand. I think that's very nice. That's very doable. Are you going to do shells in your driveway like me? Because it's very easy to do. So my problem is there's too much crunch when I'm driving. I don't like the seashell because I'm destroying the shells with my car. Well, that's the point. You destroy them down and then your driveway is white, which is very nice. Well, that is an appealing color for me. It's like you're driving into heaven, you know? Oh, that's true. You're driving on the bottom of the ocean. I'll consider it. I'll consider it. All right. Four or five grand is nice. Yeah. You could do a lot with that. I think that's really nice. I just need like a couple hundred bucks. I want to get some more pictures of me and Ricky around. Yes. You want to hire a photographer? No. I've got a photographer friend. No, my neighbor takes pictures. Okay. All right. Yeah. Well, if you ever want a photographer, I've got a blue hair girl. She does good work. Well, she'll probably be expensive. Oh, she said five minutes. Five minutes. I thought she was trying to high five you. Oh, if she wants to high five me, she can. Oh, high five. Oh, my God. That was a little hard. Everybody, this is Nicole. Jesus. That was Nicole with a spider shirt. Oh, they don't clap. They don't clap. There's no clap. She's covered in tattoos. You should show her your tattoo. Oh, that would scare them. That's true. That's true. They wouldn't know much about it, I don't think, because ever since Jimmy Buffett died, I don't know if his legacy is carried on up here in the, like. Nicole, do you know who Jimmy Buffett is? Do you know Jimmy Buffett? Our fact check. He's not dead? The last fact. He is dead. You guys were talking about him in present tense. Oh. So the fact check is that he's dead. He's dead. No, we knew that he was dead, but he's not. So you're reminding us that he's dead. Marcus. I don't need to remember tragedies. They're locked in my brain. You just wanted to get my hopes up just to tell me again that he was dead. Well, he's not really dead. You know why? Because. He can come back. His ashes are in the ocean. Right. Yeah, we keep a spirit alive. Everyone in Key West helps spread those ashes. There was a lot of them. He was a big guy. There was a whole barrel. He was a big guy. Well, he wasn't even that big, but when he got cremated. Something happened. Really dense, man. Dense. Edges. Whatever the material was that made him. Do you think that I would be a lot of ashes? Well. Because my arms are so buff. Well, Teresa, I know that you want to be buried. Buried in the sand and have a clam bake over you. Well, yes. I want a clam bake. Is it how much ash would you be or how many clams would they be able to cook with? Oh, hundreds. I would feed the entire beach. Right. So, I want to be underneath a clam bake and I want my body fumes to go through the seafood and bless it. That's wonderful. I love that. So, then when they're done, they dig the sand and then my ashes are right there. And then I go out and I become sea foam. Gail, what would you like people to do with your body when you pass away? Yeah, what would you like? No, that's a good question. No, it's a good question. I've been thinking about it. I want to be buried full body. Sorry, cremators. That's not for me. No, that's fine. You care about your body. I want to be buried full body up and down like I'm standing. Because I don't want to lay down for the rest of my life. I want to be ready to go. Oh. So, I want to be standing. That's very good. And if possible, I would love a palm tree on top so that, you know, the palm tree can feed on me. Oh, like it's a hat. Exactly. You see that, Sandy? That's exactly, that's right. That's actually very brilliant. So, you would be buried up. I want to be buried up. Palm tree up. So, it's all up. How close to the surface would your head be? Would your head be six feet? I like this because, you know, it's important to think of these things. You want to rise. Because how deep, because if your head is six feet down, then your feet are six feet. Your feet are 12 feet down. And I'm a small girl. I can't be that far. Are you going to be buried in your heels? Oh, right, right. Because you're about 4'11". 4'2". 4'2". You're Shakira's height. Yeah. Maybe that's why people have been staring at you. They think you're Shakira. Oh, my goodness. I should put on a sign that says, I'm not Shakira. You really should. Well, no. Actually, if they can, you know, give you a little money, you could say, I'm going to sign this for 200 bucks. And then that many people can get you five grand. Oh, my God. That's how I can get my four or five grand. That's a great idea, Teresa. If anyone wants a signature today from Shakira, I can do that for you. And I think Gen Z loves Shakira. Nobody said anything. In fact, they all looked at me. So when you're buried up, are you going to have your heels on and your jewels or what? Well, Teresa, of course. Yes, okay. I'm going to go full mummy with it. I'm going to have all my belongings down there. Oh, good. So wrapped up. Yeah, they're going to have to open up a trench for me because I'm taking the couch. You know my couch. Oh, you love that couch. I love that couch. The couch, it's a Lazy Boy, but it stands up. Oh, Nicole's tapping her wrist. If you press the lever forward, it stands up. Yes, you can do a lean. That's so nice. You never have to use your thighs because Gail doesn't, you know. Because you don't have those. I really don't want to use my thighs. How would you die, Sandy? I've asked you this. I think, I mean, obviously just being drifted off into the ocean is what I've thought about. I think if they found a nice big stingray and just kind of strapped me to it. That would be beautiful. Let it just float away. You would travel the entire world. Because they go so far. They travel between Key West and Europe. South Africa. And South Africa. They do a whole big loop around. That's why I was in South Africa to see the stingrays. We were there for the migration. They do that. And you don't need to look that up because that's a true fact. Do not need to do fact checking. Things that we know already. Well, ladies, you know, my skin is ready to get wrinkled in that pool. Are we ready to get going? I mean, it's been tempting us this whole time. I'm down to 10. I'm ready to become a raisin in there. But can we do one more thing before we go into the pool? Sure. What do you want? I just want to see if the dolphins are still there. Let's go see if the dolphins are there. All right. And thank you for watching. And thank you to everyone who's watching here, all these Gen Z. I hope you can really learn how to have a conversation from this. And I hope that you. You know, can be friendly like these people, Nicole and Marcus. I hope you can be kind. Take a note from the from the married couple here. They're gorgeous. They're kind. They look in my eyes. They have tattoos everywhere. I've never seen that many tattoos on a person before. And they're not. They don't have hair that they were born with. And that's different. Marcus and Nicole are telling us to say that this is last splash week. It's the last time we're going to splash. So take it in while we got it. Take it in because we're never splashing after this. We're never splashing again. Because I guess eventually you have to get out of the pool. So there's other they said. So there's other content that's people splashing. I guess my nephew's doing some other stuff. And your niece is doing some other stuff. Oh, she's going to go topless. You think Mandy's going topless? You know what? I don't know what she wants to do these days. No, you're right. It's been hard. It's been hard. She's body positive. And that's good. That's good. Unlike these Gen Zers. Oh, my God. Sexless. Sexless. Because Amanda's Gen X. Amanda's a boomer. She's a boomer, I think. I think Amanda's a boomer. She's a Gen X. Anyways, just the last splash. So if you want to see them topless in a pool, keep watching, guys. Yep. All right. Go and find that on the internet. I don't know. I'll see you on Facebook. I hear a splash. Okay. All right. Thank you. Somewhere I can make a difference. 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